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// #prison — 2010-05-03

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01:13:17 Join: praetorian ([email protected]) to #prison
01:52:12 Quit: heaven ([email protected]) Client exited
07:00:19 Join: heaven ([email protected]) to #prison
07:00:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa heaven heaven
08:27:55 <Akron> herro
08:34:29 <mikey> :D
08:35:24 <Akron> mikey :)
08:35:28 <Akron> not working today ?
08:35:34 <mikey> hewwo Andys
08:35:42 <mikey> no, labour day in qld :)
08:36:40 <Akron> haha i love bullshit public holidays
08:36:59 <mikey> same :P
08:37:23 <Akron> i been up most of the night sick as a dog so i said fuck it
08:37:37 <heaven> why are u sick babe
08:37:42 <mikey> :<
08:37:45 * mikey hugs you
08:38:17 <Akron> dono, my whole body is aching
08:38:21 <Akron> maybe the flu ?
08:38:25 <Akron> who knows
08:38:53 <heaven> possibly
08:39:10 <Akron> might be the plague
08:39:17 <mikey> haha
08:39:28 <mikey> hopefully not :P
08:39:49 * mikey yawns
08:39:53 <Akron> if im dead in a week, you know the plague is back
08:40:07 <mikey> kk
08:40:11 <Akron> could be leprosy
08:41:21 <Akron> i would like to download a game to play on my laptop
08:41:31 Part: heaven ([email protected]) from #prison
08:45:21 <mikey> bai idil :<
09:07:31 Join: heaven ([email protected]) to #prison
09:07:32 <heaven> WHAT
09:07:33 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa heaven heaven
09:07:40 <Akron> thank you.
09:07:44 <Akron> now sit and stay.
09:08:27 * heaven sits and stays
09:08:40 <Akron> thank you.
09:14:43 <mikey> \m/
09:41:59 <praetorian> OMFG
09:42:01 <praetorian> GO TO WORK
09:42:02 <praetorian> kthx bye
09:42:17 <Akron> no
09:42:22 <praetorian> yes?
09:42:30 <Akron> umm no.
09:42:35 <praetorian> ok then!
09:42:48 <Akron> thank you
09:45:36 <mikey> skotteh
10:15:27 Quit: Bill ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
10:27:47 Join: Bill ([email protected]) to #prison
10:27:57 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Bill
10:38:28 Quit: Daniel ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
11:27:57 Join: Daniel ([email protected]) to #prison
11:28:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Daniel
11:28:18 <GrEmLiNz> Daniel
11:28:19 <Daniel> The Crow, you wont under stand because your have no COCK and your fat
11:37:59 Quit: Bill ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
11:38:45 Quit: WebbY ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
11:51:57 <Akron> wierd
11:52:09 <GrEmLiNz> ur weird
12:13:16 <Longie> WERD
12:16:30 <mikey> bishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
12:43:46 <Akron> werd up mudda fukka
12:44:26 <heaven> bill never ended up msging that kid did he
12:45:42 <Akron> bill from asio
12:45:47 <heaven> yup
12:45:54 <Akron> that kid is online
12:45:58 <Akron> shouldnt he be at school
12:46:32 <heaven> hes prolly getting ready to have carls babies
12:46:39 <Akron> im in his channel
12:46:43 <Akron> maybe he and I will have a chat
12:47:27 <heaven> he ignored you didnt he
12:47:47 <Akron> oh yer
12:47:54 <Akron> i cried because of that
12:48:16 <heaven> you seem to have gotten over it
12:48:26 <Akron> not really
12:48:30 <Akron> i didnt sleep last night
13:47:53 Join: Bill ([email protected]) to #prison
13:48:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Bill
13:55:49 Join: WebbY ([email protected]) to #prison
13:55:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa WebbY WebbY
13:56:13 Nick: Bill is now known as Draghkar
13:56:30 <WebbY> `mdeop
13:56:31 <ChanOP> MassDeop requested by WebbY
13:56:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) -ooooooooo WebbY Draghkar Daniel heaven Longie TheWJM robert_ mikey rosie
13:56:42 <WebbY> wooot
13:56:48 <WebbY> Chanop is boss today
13:57:01 <Akron> you can be my boss anyday
13:57:54 <WebbY> excellent
14:13:07 <ChanOP> ORRIGHT BABY
14:13:12 * ChanOP struts
14:13:23 <WebbY> slap Andy
14:13:33 <WebbY> show him whos boss
14:14:13 * ChanOP slaps Andy
14:15:27 * ChanOP puts Andy's face between her legs and says LICK IT!
14:35:43 <Akron> omg
14:35:49 <Akron> thats rude
14:37:51 <ChanOP> ;)
14:39:15 Join: Hailan ([email protected]) to #prison
14:39:15 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Hailan
14:39:27 Quit: WebbY ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by Hailan)
14:39:31 Nick: Hailan is now known as WebbY
14:39:40 Quit: WebbY ([email protected]) Changing hosts
14:39:40 Join: WebbY ([email protected]) to #prison
14:39:40 Mode: (by donut.wa.us.austnet.org) +o WebbY
14:44:24 Quit: WebbY ([email protected]) EOF from client
14:44:33 Join: WebbY ([email protected]) to #prison
14:44:42 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o WebbY
14:45:06 Quit: WebbY ([email protected]) Changing hosts
14:45:06 Join: WebbY ([email protected]) to #prison
14:45:06 Mode: (by donut.wa.us.austnet.org) +o WebbY
15:47:03 <Akron> this used to be a fun house
16:01:24 <mikey> and now its full of evil clowns
16:01:27 * mikey bops
16:03:45 <WebbY> really?
16:03:47 <WebbY> whos evil?
16:05:25 <Longie> the clowns
16:14:24 <mikey> yeah.
16:14:49 <mikey> its time to start the count down
16:14:52 <damian> oh shit son!
16:14:56 <mikey> im gonna burn it down
16:14:58 <mikey> down downnnn
16:15:01 <damian> down down downnn
16:15:16 <mikey> hehe
16:25:52 <Akron> :P
16:27:48 <Akron> i just cleaned out my chicken coop
16:27:52 <Akron> fuck they shit a lot for small birds
16:28:51 Quit: Daniel ([email protected]) Quit: Shutdown
16:29:21 <Akron> anyone watched this show Its Acedemic ?
16:29:22 Join: Daniel ([email protected]) to #prison
16:29:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Daniel
16:29:45 <Longie> I've seen it before
16:29:55 <Akron> how come 90% of the kids arnt australian ?
16:30:45 <Akron> im fucking with that creep kids mind again :/
16:30:46 <Akron> im evil
16:30:57 <Longie> haha
16:31:09 <Longie> [16:10.25] <Creep> instead of +C
16:31:10 <Longie> [16:10.29] <Creep> I fucked up
16:31:10 <Longie> [16:10.30] <Creep> lol
16:31:10 <Longie> [16:10.34] * Creep retarded
16:31:10 <Longie> [16:10.44] <Longie> haha
16:31:10 <Longie> [16:10.46] <Longie> yeah you are :P
16:32:01 <Akron> [16:31] <Creep> you dont even know me fool
16:32:01 <Akron> [16:31] <Creep> soo stfu
16:32:01 <Akron> [16:31] <Creep> and why cry too a irc operator.
16:32:45 <Longie> haha
16:32:48 <Longie> he does all the time
16:34:13 <Akron> [16:33] <Creep> and?
16:34:14 <Akron> [16:33] <Akron> and what
16:34:14 <Akron> [16:33] <Akron> him and I wank together
16:34:14 <Akron> [16:33] <Creep> whats your name if you know shane?
16:34:16 <Akron> :/
16:34:17 <Akron> im cruel
16:34:40 <Longie> haha
16:34:54 <Akron> he just asked me if i was tim
16:34:58 <Akron> so of course im tim
16:35:10 <Longie> hi tim
16:35:31 <Akron> gday
16:36:07 <Akron> omg he is believing this lol
16:36:37 <Longie> hahaha
16:36:38 <Akron> [16:36] <Creep> your're alright
16:36:39 <Akron> [16:36] <Creep> :)
16:36:44 <Akron> your are alright
16:36:57 <Longie> yeah man
16:36:58 <Longie> you so are
16:37:26 <Akron> [16:37] <Akron> i just downloaded some kick arse porn
16:37:27 <Akron> [16:37] <Creep> [AV2 Query Control]You have activated my Query Control, please wait for a response.
16:37:27 <Akron> [16:37] <Akron> you want some ?
16:39:38 <Akron> he just gave me the pornhub web address lol
16:41:33 <Longie> haha
17:22:10 <praetorian> mikeh
17:28:21 <praetorian> i mean
17:28:22 <praetorian> MIKEYEH
17:29:14 <mikey> hai scotty
17:29:24 <praetorian> HAI
17:29:32 <mikey> sup?
17:29:39 <praetorian> not much
17:29:45 <praetorian> just got home.. think i may play a game to relax
17:29:47 <mikey> haos work n shit?
17:29:52 <praetorian> the later
17:30:02 <mikey> ah :(
17:30:07 <praetorian> hehe
17:30:08 * mikey gives you a hug
17:31:05 Quit: praetorian ([email protected]) Quit: Reconnecting
18:06:10 <WebbY> the bird is the word
18:07:43 <mikey> :o
18:38:47 <Akron> the bird bird bird
18:39:05 <WebbY> asl?
18:39:19 <Akron> 16/f/hot and horny in castle hill
18:39:31 <WebbY> too far away
18:39:39 <Akron> aww
18:40:03 <Akron> i have a pimp
18:40:07 <Akron> he will drive me anywhere
18:40:28 <mikey> 13 f uganda
18:40:34 <mikey> C2C?
18:40:36 <Akron> oh baby
18:40:39 <Akron> get ya tits out
18:41:30 <WebbY> show us ya flaps!
18:41:39 <Akron> mmm pink bits
18:55:28 <WebbY> where is everyone?
18:55:32 Quit: rosie ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:58:44 <GrEmLiNz> hiding
18:59:19 <Akron> because you scare us
19:00:16 <WebbY> :(
19:01:57 <Akron> but
19:02:01 <Akron> and there is always a but
19:02:03 <Akron> I love you
19:03:00 <GrEmLiNz> webby is just a big cuddly squid or something
19:03:06 <WebbY> yay
19:03:07 <WebbY> :D
19:05:44 <TheWJM> **lol**
19:05:58 <TheWJM> who has flaps? nic...
19:06:08 <TheWJM> <@WebbY> [08:41:29] show us ya flaps!
19:06:36 <GrEmLiNz> all i see is ur mouth flapping carl
19:06:37 <Akron> mikey does
19:06:54 <TheWJM> how rude Jamie!
19:07:16 <TheWJM> Longie, r jew around?
19:07:17 <GrEmLiNz> with the words 'insert' on one cheek and 'here' on the other
19:07:20 <GrEmLiNz> :D
19:07:30 <TheWJM> rofl
19:07:32 <TheWJM> man flaps!
19:07:34 <GrEmLiNz> lol
19:07:36 <TheWJM> you've never complained!
19:07:54 <GrEmLiNz> what can i say i love a rough tongue
19:08:02 <TheWJM> hehehehheh
19:11:32 <WebbY> carlos!
19:11:36 <TheWJM> Nicos!
19:11:47 <WebbY> how was ur day at work?
19:12:19 <TheWJM> easy..nothing too stressful!
19:12:23 <TheWJM> and yours?
19:12:26 <WebbY> excellent!
19:12:30 <WebbY> more accounts and stuff
19:12:31 <WebbY> boring
19:12:33 <WebbY> but alright
19:13:26 <TheWJM> yeah same.. I have to now draft a letter, introducing myself to our customers..rah rah
19:13:31 <TheWJM> where's rosie when I need her
19:13:53 <WebbY> haha
19:13:56 <WebbY> she is good at that :D
19:14:02 <WebbY> [18:55:31] * rosie ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
19:14:11 <TheWJM> she always checks over my letters....:P
19:14:21 <WebbY> she used to help me with all my school work :P
19:14:25 <WebbY> gotta <3 rosie
19:14:37 <TheWJM> oh, I know where she is... her and Rodney are setting up the wireless for Andrew
19:15:18 <WebbY> ahh hairy muff
19:15:31 <WebbY> brb dinner time!
19:16:10 * mikey runs around nude
19:17:51 <TheWJM> ok back
19:17:55 <TheWJM> bloody net died
19:25:04 * heaven fondles TheWJM
19:25:13 <heaven> Quin says hello Carl
19:27:31 <TheWJM> Quin..?
19:27:40 * TheWJM fingers Idil's pikala
19:27:48 <heaven> angeles
19:27:52 <TheWJM> is that what you call your box
19:27:53 <TheWJM> ohhhhhhhh
19:27:55 <TheWJM> QUIN!!
19:27:57 <TheWJM> haiiiiii
19:28:40 <heaven> :)
19:37:24 <WebbY> back :D
19:37:27 <WebbY> did u all miss me?
19:37:35 <GrEmLiNz> miss who
19:37:42 <WebbY> me u douche bag
19:37:56 <GrEmLiNz> did i miss the douche bag?
19:38:21 <heaven> wb
19:38:24 <WebbY> ty!
19:38:28 <heaven> np!
19:38:29 * WebbY lix idil
19:38:37 * heaven bes lixd
19:38:45 * GrEmLiNz cams
19:38:51 * heaven breaks cam
19:38:57 * WebbY throws it in the bin
19:38:58 <GrEmLiNz> negative
19:39:35 <heaven> realistic
19:39:42 <heaven> we don't know what you're gonna do with that footage
19:39:49 <heaven> there are royalty costs to consider
19:39:52 <heaven> taxes
19:39:57 <heaven> acting fees
19:40:00 <GrEmLiNz> im a fair man
19:40:03 <heaven> are you sure you can afford all that?
19:40:09 <heaven> we looked into your finances
19:40:12 <GrEmLiNz> ill split the revenue
19:40:18 <GrEmLiNz> 70:30
19:40:19 <heaven> thats why we decided, as a group, to break your camera.
19:40:23 <heaven> it's for the best really
19:40:35 <GrEmLiNz> they call me Ari
19:40:37 <GrEmLiNz> :D
19:40:43 <heaven> lol
19:40:45 Nick: GrEmLiNz is now known as Ari
19:40:48 <Ari> i like it
19:40:59 <heaven> very jewish of you
19:41:06 <Ari> omg it available
19:41:12 <Ari> like omg omg omg
19:41:20 <heaven> lol
19:41:29 <heaven> will you be going by ari from now on ? :P
19:41:36 <Ari> possibily
19:41:44 * heaven hands you back the broken camera
19:41:47 <heaven> you'll need this then
19:42:28 <Ari> wasnt mine anyway
19:42:29 <Ari> :p
19:44:54 <WebbY> cheapass
19:56:58 <Akron> hai
19:57:14 <heaven> haihai
19:57:22 <WebbY> hai
19:59:04 <Akron> wassup
19:59:17 <TheWJM> the moon...
19:59:46 <WebbY> your mum
20:00:03 <Akron> nice
20:03:27 <WebbY> Carl
20:03:39 <TheWJM> yes?
20:03:57 <WebbY> Thursday or Sunday night dinner?
20:04:30 <TheWJM> Sunday wuold be better..
20:04:43 <TheWJM> I start at like 5am Friday.. so thursday sucks
20:04:48 <WebbY> ahh
20:04:52 <WebbY> Sunday is ok tho?
20:05:07 <TheWJM> even tho it's mothers day?
20:05:39 <Akron> you should be spending the day with your mother nic
20:06:41 <WebbY> ahh shit i forgot about that
20:06:44 <WebbY> ill be doing lunch probably
20:06:56 <Akron> good
20:06:56 <WebbY> but let me confirm it before i lock anything in with u Carl
20:07:03 <TheWJM> sweet
20:07:06 <Akron> and where is my invite to t
20:07:12 <WebbY> non-existant
20:07:19 <TheWJM> u r da cuntry
20:07:25 <Akron> nice
20:07:54 <heaven> why you picking on poor widdle andy
20:08:01 <heaven> maybe he wants to have kfc with u guys too
20:08:06 <heaven> poor widdle man
20:08:10 <TheWJM> **lol**
20:08:30 <WebbY> if u lived close Andy u would be invited to our get togethers
20:08:31 <Akron> from 17-21 May ill be in Homobush
20:08:39 <WebbY> iam away then...
20:08:44 <heaven> rofl
20:08:48 <Akron> uh huh
20:08:51 <heaven> Nic will be in Turkey during those dates
20:09:00 <WebbY> exactly!
20:09:05 <WebbY> Idil is stealing me
20:09:05 <Akron> i hate you all.
20:09:07 <WebbY> ;)
20:10:28 <heaven> but you can always meet up with carl
20:10:30 <heaven> and prae
20:10:41 <Akron> prae will want to take me to his mums house
20:10:48 <TheWJM> **lol**
20:11:11 <heaven> and is that such a bad thing? :P
20:11:15 <Akron> no
20:11:28 <Akron> ill actually be in rosehill
20:11:29 <WebbY> lol
20:11:37 <Akron> last time we were there the other guys wanted to go to hooter
20:11:38 <heaven> i know u tried to make a prae/mum joke :P
20:11:39 <Akron> s
20:11:40 <Akron> so we did
20:11:53 <Akron> and i felt like a dirty old man
20:12:02 <TheWJM> rosie says hi
20:12:04 <Akron> they were like 16 years old with their tits in mah face
20:12:25 <heaven> HI ROSIE
20:12:46 <heaven> 16 year olds working at hooters?
20:12:54 <Akron> yes
20:12:56 <Akron> i think so
20:12:58 <Akron> Puberty is going to hit Justin Bieber harder than Chris Brown hit Rhianna.
20:13:18 <heaven> rofl
20:13:20 <heaven> so true
20:13:30 <mikey> did you see him on the news bungy jumping?
20:13:33 <heaven> he already looks awkward now
20:13:35 <WebbY> lol
20:13:43 <Akron> mikey prob thinks hes hot
20:13:44 <heaven> hes going to look uber awkward then
20:14:15 <mikey> he screamed so loud and someone in the background goes 'is that a girl?'
20:14:24 <mikey> Andy, fail.
20:14:28 <mikey> ugleh
20:14:32 <heaven> he sounds a tad like a girl
20:14:37 <Akron> looks like hes 12
20:14:41 <heaven> but hes SO young that it makes his songs sound weird
20:14:46 <heaven> born in 94
20:18:57 <WebbY> same year as Andy right?
20:19:06 <TheWJM> yer
20:19:08 <heaven> one year before
20:19:33 <WebbY> haha
20:20:00 <heaven> sif make me help u gang up on andy
20:20:03 * heaven hits WebbY
20:20:11 <WebbY> lol
20:20:13 <heaven> u just trigger me and then I cant help it
20:20:13 <WebbY> hey
20:20:20 <WebbY> its easy to gang up on andy
20:20:22 <WebbY> he likes it
20:20:23 <WebbY> ;)
20:20:35 <heaven> he blacks out after the word gang anyway
20:20:37 <heaven> gets all excited
20:21:14 <heaven> World of Warcraft on the iPad - http://bit.ly/aiux1O
20:21:19 <TheWJM> gang bang?
20:21:26 * heaven nods
20:22:35 <WebbY> lol
20:22:41 <heaven> could u imagine going around with ur ipad and playing wow?
20:22:46 <heaven> it sounds awesome even though
20:22:48 <heaven> might get messy
20:22:54 <TheWJM> noooooooooooooooooooooo, nic will do that.. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
20:23:05 <WebbY> lol its pointless
20:23:11 <WebbY> u cant play wow with touch...
20:23:16 <WebbY> and the ipad sucks
20:23:34 <heaven> one of my bosses has an ipad he kept showing it off at lunch in dubai
20:23:39 <heaven> it looked really cool
20:23:40 <TheWJM> I can see it now, Nic on the toilet playing WOW, while eating, while driving.. while in a meeting
20:23:50 <heaven> especially when he was playing video
20:23:55 <WebbY> lol i dont even play that much now Carl
20:24:04 <TheWJM> surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you don't
20:24:10 <heaven> lol
20:24:14 <WebbY> honestly i dont... its boring atm
20:24:22 <TheWJM> he has to say that, cos Amanda is there
20:24:24 <WebbY> the expansion is coming out soon, and ill play more again then
20:24:32 <WebbY> Amanda is actaully playing more then me now
20:24:34 <heaven> which expansion
20:24:40 <TheWJM> level 90 expansion
20:24:42 <WebbY> cataclysm
20:24:46 <WebbY> 85
20:24:48 <heaven> how do u know that
20:24:56 <heaven> YOU SECRETLY PLAY WOW DONT U
20:24:58 <heaven> :D
20:25:00 <TheWJM> look at their website..duh
20:25:01 <WebbY> lol
20:25:06 <TheWJM> nooooooo... fuck that
20:25:12 <WebbY> carl plays C&C
20:25:15 <TheWJM> someone lame arse wow player told me today :P
20:25:18 <heaven> c&c?
20:25:21 <TheWJM> yeah C & C
20:25:21 <WebbY> a strategy game
20:25:25 <WebbY> command and conquer
20:25:27 <heaven> oh?
20:25:31 <heaven> ahk
20:25:37 <WebbY> its like a lame version of wow
20:25:37 <heaven> sounds maleish
20:25:47 <heaven> wow is <3
20:25:48 <TheWJM> lame my arse
20:25:50 <TheWJM> nic plays that too
20:26:03 <WebbY> ive got like 100+ games
20:26:08 <WebbY> i play many
20:26:13 <TheWJM> and....?
20:26:16 <heaven> lanpartyftw
20:26:19 <TheWJM> mr lots of games and rubs it in
20:26:27 <WebbY> i have plenty of lan party's
20:26:30 <WebbY> we dont play wow
20:26:31 <heaven> i know
20:26:35 <WebbY> Rainbow Six - Vegas 2
20:26:41 <WebbY> co-op shooting game
20:26:42 <TheWJM> got it
20:26:45 <TheWJM> on xbox tho
20:26:53 <WebbY> shooters on controllers suck
20:27:01 <WebbY> mouse/keyboard is the b est
20:27:23 <Akron> is commander and conquer... red alert?
20:27:29 <TheWJM> yes
20:27:35 <TheWJM> RA 4 is awesome!
20:27:40 <WebbY> RA 3
20:27:42 <WebbY> C&C 4
20:27:50 <TheWJM> yh that
20:28:05 <WebbY> :P
20:28:23 <WebbY> we will play C&C 4 when u get naked Carl
20:28:47 <TheWJM> yeah no worries
20:28:52 <Akron> ok i liked RA II
20:29:07 <WebbY> RA 2 was the shittest of them all
20:29:09 <TheWJM> AGAIN nic?
20:29:14 <Akron> oh
20:29:20 <Akron> well
20:29:22 <Akron> SORRY
20:29:23 <Akron> :(
20:29:24 <WebbY> what again Carl?
20:29:28 <WebbY> haha <3 Andy
20:29:33 <TheWJM> getting naked for you
20:29:38 <WebbY> naked dsl :P
20:29:44 <TheWJM> I know silly
20:29:46 <Akron> whos mywinter
20:29:51 <TheWJM> MONDAY *Crosses fingers*
20:29:52 <WebbY> some doucher
20:29:56 <WebbY> woot!
20:29:57 <heaven> shes in goth isnt she
20:29:59 <TheWJM> one of Longie's mates
20:30:15 <WebbY> i should get my cable installed end of this week
20:30:17 <heaven> shes the one who banned you yesterday
20:30:18 <heaven> :)
20:30:24 <WebbY> they said 3-5 days... and i ordered it this morning
20:30:26 <TheWJM> you assume she is a she?
20:30:31 <heaven> isnt she?
20:30:34 <heaven> it
20:30:37 <WebbY> maybe a he-she?
20:30:38 <TheWJM> you said you ordered it the other day nic
20:30:50 <WebbY> the order failed
20:30:57 <TheWJM> FAIL!!
20:30:58 <WebbY> stupid website order shit
20:30:59 <heaven> fail
20:31:03 <WebbY> so i had to ring up
20:31:04 <TheWJM> *snap*
20:31:05 <WebbY> and re-order it
20:31:07 <heaven> rofl
20:31:11 <heaven> jinx.
20:31:18 <TheWJM> jinx your it
20:31:32 * heaven touches TheWJM
20:31:34 <heaven> ITé
20:31:35 <heaven> erm
20:31:36 <heaven> IT!
20:31:41 <TheWJM> HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
20:31:42 <TheWJM> HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
20:31:55 * TheWJM touches WebbY, you're IT
20:32:00 <TheWJM> no returns!!
20:32:01 <Akron> wtf
20:32:06 * WebbY touches Akron, your IT
20:32:10 <WebbY> no returns!
20:32:13 * Akron loves being it
20:32:17 <heaven> rof
20:32:18 <heaven> l
20:32:21 <heaven> he just loves being touched
20:32:24 <TheWJM> ner ner Akron is it.. *points and laughs*
20:32:34 <Akron> now i can cut myself
20:32:35 * heaven pulls mikeys pigtail
20:32:37 * WebbY shits on IT
20:32:41 <TheWJM> [20:32:28] <mib_6agxxf> Reeeeal mature hey ;)
20:32:42 <TheWJM> -
20:32:42 <TheWJM> mib_6agxxf is [email protected] * mibbit
20:32:42 <TheWJM> mib_6agxxf is connecting from [email protected] 121.45.30.49 via mibbit gw 64.62.228.82
20:32:42 <TheWJM> mib_6agxxf using restored.il.us.austnet.org Restored from the Holocaust - going forward and moving on
20:32:42 <TheWJM> mib_6agxxf End of /WHOIS list.
20:32:42 <TheWJM> [20:32:39] <TheWJM> huh?
20:32:43 <TheWJM> ya mate is on
20:32:45 * heaven smacks tWebbY
20:32:48 <heaven> -t
20:33:02 <heaven> oo
20:33:03 <heaven> alch
20:33:07 <heaven> ribbit
20:33:08 <TheWJM> yerp
20:33:15 <heaven> he never msgs me for some reason
20:33:17 <heaven> always abuses u
20:33:45 <TheWJM> he's sucking up, so the services ignores etc etc will be removed
20:33:59 <Akron> slurp
20:34:13 <TheWJM> but I didnt set them,, little does he know
20:34:17 <TheWJM> so I won't remove them
20:34:28 <heaven> just make sure u gag him when its full in its mouth, just to make sure he doesnt survive the experience.
20:34:40 <TheWJM> rofl
20:34:52 <WebbY> lol
20:35:01 <WebbY> why does he even come on irc?
20:35:08 <heaven> to taunt
20:35:08 <WebbY> all he does is want to stir shit with everyone
20:35:11 <Akron> because he loves you nic
20:35:12 <heaven> hes prolly nostalgic
20:35:19 <heaven> hes obsessive
20:35:28 <WebbY> i think he likes u idil
20:35:29 <heaven> he hunts on familiar grounds
20:35:34 <heaven> i think if austnet shut down
20:35:38 <heaven> hed slice himself open
20:35:46 <TheWJM> he seeks attention and this is the only way he knows
20:36:05 <WebbY> he needs to get a life
20:36:27 <heaven> he doesnt function well irl
20:36:36 <heaven> irc might actually bring the end of him
20:36:59 <TheWJM> that's the problem, drugs and alcohol, he has no life
20:37:06 <heaven> lol that was quick carl
20:37:09 <TheWJM> :P
20:37:13 <WebbY> lol
20:37:13 <heaven> sif block our notes
20:37:14 <TheWJM> I don't mess around
20:37:15 <heaven> :P
20:37:17 <WebbY> haha
20:37:30 <TheWJM> I get enough crappy notes, without more :P
20:37:39 <Akron> from who
20:37:42 <Akron> no one uses irc anymore
20:37:45 <TheWJM> here we go
20:37:45 <TheWJM> *[20:37:28] <hash> name: Jarrod Deas Carlton
20:37:46 <Akron> who the fuck is sending notes
20:37:46 <TheWJM> *[20:37:29] <hash> home: (08) 8182 5586
20:37:46 <TheWJM> *[20:37:29] <hash> mob: 0408 958 389
20:37:46 <TheWJM> *[20:37:29] <hash> addy: 66 beafield Road, Para Hills West
20:37:46 <TheWJM> *[20:37:29] <hash> state: South Australia, 5096
20:37:46 <TheWJM> *[20:37:29] <hash> isp: internode.on.net
20:37:46 <TheWJM> *[20:37:29] <hash> site: http://psykop.ath.cx
20:37:46 <TheWJM> *[20:37:29] <hash> email: [email protected]
20:37:46 <TheWJM> *[20:37:29] <hash> dslam: adl2.internode.on.net [te0-0-0.lns20.adl2.internode.on.net]
20:37:59 <heaven> wha
20:38:08 <heaven> jarrod?
20:38:13 <heaven> i thought his name was something else
20:38:18 <TheWJM> dumb bot
20:38:18 <TheWJM> XLINE: Daniel added timed Z-line for 66.252.1.203, expires on Mon May 31 10:37:45 2010
20:38:19 <Daniel> TheWJM, as if i get any cock pics
20:38:23 <heaven> is that his whois lookup
20:38:26 <TheWJM> trying to gline himself and me and the entire server
20:38:39 <TheWJM> heaven no, look who provided it to me
20:38:40 <WebbY> lol
20:38:55 Join: praetorian ([email protected]) to #prison
20:38:57 <Akron> ebay wants me to pay $4.50 for insurance for an item i got for $3
20:39:00 <Akron> what a great deal
20:39:01 <praetorian> omg it never joins me back here
20:39:06 <TheWJM> <@Daniel> [GlinedWords] [email protected] said *jarrod*carlton*: *[20:37:28] <hash> name: Jarrod Deas Carlton
20:39:08 <WebbY> we missed u scott
20:39:14 <praetorian> 2038:34 <NoteOP> Commands for NoteOP, /NoteOP syntax <command>
20:39:14 <praetorian> 2038:35 <NoteOP> block seekblock commands del help
20:39:14 <praetorian> 2038:35 <NoteOP> list purge send syntax read
20:39:14 <praetorian> 2038:35 <NoteOP> forward global
20:39:17 <praetorian> global eh
20:39:24 <Akron> do one
20:39:28 <Akron> say Longie is gay
20:39:28 * heaven hugs praetorian
20:39:39 <WebbY> haha
20:39:44 <TheWJM> nah cos if someone says it, they get glined
20:39:45 <praetorian> /ctcp $*.au CHICKENSALT
20:40:02 <heaven> mm kfc..
20:40:27 <Akron> if someone says what they get glined
20:40:27 <heaven> its 1.40 pm, i thinks its time i had breakfast
20:40:37 <WebbY> mm bacon and eggs
20:40:52 <TheWJM> alch3my's real name
20:41:04 <TheWJM> posting personal info, is a norty
20:41:18 <WebbY> MY NAME IS NIC WEBB
20:41:26 <TheWJM> you can say your silly
20:41:27 <heaven> hi, I'm idil jans
20:41:27 <Akron> Jarrod Deas Carlton
20:41:28 Quit: Akron ([email protected]) Z-Lined
20:41:28 <praetorian> NUC
20:41:31 <WebbY> ROFL
20:41:33 <heaven> omg
20:41:42 <TheWJM> I told him so!
20:41:42 <heaven> thats so silly
20:41:46 Join: Akron ([email protected]) to #prison
20:41:52 <Akron> i wanted to test it out
20:41:55 <WebbY> wb
20:41:57 <praetorian> test what out?
20:41:57 <heaven> welcome to china andy
20:42:01 <WebbY> Andrew Brown
20:42:02 <TheWJM> ne how mah!
20:42:06 <heaven> internet censorship ftw
20:42:08 <Akron> test out if you get glined for saying Jarrod Deas Carlton
20:42:10 Quit: Akron ([email protected]) Z-Lined
20:42:11 <praetorian> haha
20:42:13 <WebbY> haha
20:42:24 <TheWJM> next time, I won't undo it
20:42:26 Join: Akron ([email protected]) to #prison
20:42:28 <WebbY> lol
20:42:29 <WebbY> wb
20:42:31 <Akron> and you do
20:42:32 <Akron> ta
20:42:33 <WebbY> once more andy
20:42:34 <praetorian> Jarrod?
20:42:37 <Akron> once more what ?
20:42:41 <TheWJM> next time, I won't undo it
20:42:44 <praetorian> TOLD
20:42:45 <WebbY> haha
20:42:46 <Akron> omg
20:42:48 <Akron> mr cranky pants
20:42:51 <TheWJM> **lol**
20:42:53 <Akron> taking irc way to seriously
20:42:59 <TheWJM> siffffffffff
20:43:01 <Akron> with his grr face on
20:43:03 <WebbY> we should all play tetrinet
20:43:09 <TheWJM> that's oLD!
20:43:10 <praetorian> oh god
20:43:13 <TheWJM> I used to play that
20:43:14 <praetorian> how about instead
20:43:15 <WebbY> haha
20:43:22 <praetorian> Battlefield BC2
20:43:28 <WebbY> good plan
20:43:29 <WebbY> i got it :D
20:43:33 <WebbY> u on steam?
20:43:46 <praetorian> yeah, but not atm
20:43:53 <praetorian> doing some work stuff atm :P
20:43:56 <WebbY> ill add u, whats ur info
20:43:58 <WebbY> all good
20:44:05 <praetorian> search for
20:44:06 <praetorian> pwaeau
20:44:20 <WebbY> k added u
20:44:29 <WebbY> i only got it the other day, iam a lvl 2 lol
20:44:41 <WebbY> its pretty fun tho
20:45:15 <praetorian> hehe
20:45:20 <praetorian> ive played in only a few times
20:46:04 <WebbY> yeah
20:46:07 <WebbY> we can noob it up together some time
20:47:25 <WebbY> sif tetrinet with all of us wouldnt be fun!
20:47:47 <praetorian> heh
20:48:23 <heaven> tetrinet rocks
20:48:40 <WebbY> exactly
20:48:44 <WebbY> i used to kick Carls
20:48:45 <Akron> yes
20:48:46 <WebbY> ass
20:48:47 <WebbY> all the tim
20:48:52 <Akron> whos tim
20:48:56 <WebbY> your dad
20:48:58 <Akron> and why are you kicking carl with him
20:49:39 <WebbY> so whos up for tetrinet?
20:50:13 <Akron> krys just asked me if we could have a nice lunch tomorrow
20:50:26 <Akron> so i told her id let her get the angus burger at maccas
20:50:37 <Akron> she didnt think that was good enough
20:50:38 <WebbY> mmm those are nice
20:50:39 <Akron> bloody women
20:51:32 <heaven> Nathaniel Archibald
20:51:35 * heaven waits
20:51:43 <Akron> omg
20:51:46 * heaven looks at Akron
20:51:47 <Akron> thats my real name
20:51:53 <Akron> I want her glined !
20:51:59 <heaven> Richard Castle
20:52:02 <TheWJM> sifffffffffffffffff
20:52:51 <WebbY> fine ill go play WoW then
20:52:52 <WebbY> :P
20:52:53 <heaven> he's part of Manhattan's upper east side elite
20:53:25 <Akron> wow
20:53:29 <heaven> I'll come play with u after breakkie
20:53:30 <heaven> perhaps
20:53:32 <Akron> im about to watch the pacific
20:53:33 <heaven> ciao
20:53:39 <WebbY> i like it when u play with me :)
20:53:41 <WebbY> cya!
20:56:24 <Akron> bye elf lord
20:56:35 <TheWJM> cyaaaaa
20:59:15 <ChanOP> MassDeop requested by Akron
20:59:15 Mode: (by ChanOP) -oo Daniel WebbY
20:59:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Daniel
21:01:12 <Akron> wtf is halfwit as a command ?
21:02:42 <Akron> `halfwit
21:02:43 <ChanOP> That's not a very nice thing to call me >:(
21:02:43 * ChanOP bops Akron
21:02:49 <Akron> `halfwit Longie
21:02:50 <ChanOP> That's not a very nice thing to call me >:(
21:02:50 * ChanOP bops Akron
21:02:50 <damian> hi
21:02:53 <Akron> right
21:02:55 <damian> `op
21:02:57 <Akron> boring command
21:02:57 <damian> `admin
21:03:01 <damian> `+q
21:03:02 <praetorian> `fun gibbon
21:03:05 <praetorian> `fun gibbon Akron
21:03:12 <praetorian> `set funmsg on
21:03:13 <praetorian> `fun gibbon Akron
21:03:19 <praetorian> sif
21:03:52 <praetorian> `mdehalfop
21:04:03 <Akron> `mdeop
21:04:04 <ChanOP> MassDeop requested by Akron
21:04:08 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Daniel
21:04:13 <praetorian> massive
21:04:20 <Akron> yup
21:04:37 <praetorian> `deop ChanOP
21:04:42 <praetorian> `kick ChanOP
21:04:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Daniel
21:04:52 <praetorian> you should ban ChanOP
21:04:53 <praetorian> Akron:
21:05:00 <Akron> `ban ChanOP
21:05:02 Kick: Akron was kicked by ChanOP (Silly billy, trying to ban ChanOP)
21:05:05 Join: Akron ([email protected]) to #prison
21:05:08 <Akron> rude
21:05:25 <praetorian> Hi
21:05:28 <praetorian> Go to work?
21:05:29 <praetorian> Thanks
21:05:30 <Akron> hi
21:05:44 <praetorian> or are you slacking off tomorrow too
21:05:45 <praetorian> :P
21:05:58 <Akron> taking krys to the IVF doctor tomorrow
21:06:07 <praetorian> o
21:06:11 <praetorian> how come IVF?
21:06:31 <Akron> she has polysistic ovarian syndrome
21:06:40 <praetorian> oh that. ok
21:06:45 <TheWJM> or Andys cum is stale :P
21:06:54 <praetorian> i think its a combinatio
21:06:54 <Akron> my cum is 'above normal'
21:07:06 <praetorian> IVF babies are the best kind
21:07:13 <Akron> are you an IVF baby ?
21:07:15 <praetorian> ya
21:07:19 <Akron> oh
21:07:22 <Akron> i change my mind
21:07:38 <TheWJM> haha
21:07:51 <praetorian> ./kill Akron Impersonating an Oper
21:08:08 <Akron> if you're going to impersonate an oper might as well be a cool one, like me
21:08:17 <praetorian> yes
21:08:31 <Akron> or something like that
21:08:41 <Akron> /helpop sl7
21:08:43 <Akron> still works
21:08:51 <praetorian> http://www.nullis.net/quotes/4/
21:09:26 <Akron> hahah
21:09:27 <Akron> wtf
21:10:05 <Akron> that is creepy
21:10:28 <praetorian> that is you
21:10:30 <praetorian> so yes
21:10:31 <praetorian> agreed
21:11:06 <praetorian> heard from chris these days andy?
21:11:09 <Akron> why the fuck would someone put that on a website
21:11:12 <Akron> chris ?
21:11:17 <praetorian> yes
21:11:37 <Akron> Quote #1 (permalink)
21:11:37 <Akron> Joins: cock ([email protected])
21:11:37 <Akron> [cock] [11:34:05pm] -NickOP- cock is on the the Services Channel Ban List
21:11:37 <Akron> [cock] [11:34:05pm] -NickOP- This channel/nickname cannot be registered: Channel owner nickname that expired
21:11:37 <Akron> [cock] [11:34:05pm] -NickOP- Email: [email protected] or /join #asd if you wish to discuss this ban
21:11:37 <Akron> [+mikey] cock the channel that nickname owns has to be dealt with
21:11:37 <Akron> [+mikey] then that nickname will be taken off the banlist
21:11:38 <Akron> [cock] i am cock
21:11:38 <Akron> [cock] i haven been on for a while
21:11:41 <Akron> thats the other quote
21:11:42 <Akron> mikey and me
21:11:46 <Akron> chris who
21:11:55 <praetorian> ksy
21:11:59 <praetorian> DrRonin
21:12:03 <Akron> oh
21:12:05 <Akron> no
21:12:07 <Akron> not since i left austnet
21:12:16 <praetorian> you what?
21:12:16 <praetorian> ;)
21:12:36 <Akron> left austnet ?
21:12:48 <Akron> i remember when i came back on after a few years
21:12:52 <Akron> and you were so excited
21:13:01 <Akron> because on that day you had eaten a bannana and seen me
21:13:08 <praetorian> o_O
21:13:13 <Akron> when nannas were like $50/kg
21:13:22 <praetorian> im lost
21:14:06 <Akron> oh
21:14:07 <Akron> keep up
21:14:20 <Akron> one day i came back on austnet after being gone for a few years
21:14:33 <praetorian> OH RIGHT
21:14:36 <Akron> it was around the time of the cyclone in qld when bannana was like $50/kg
21:14:44 <Akron> and you were so excited i had come back
21:14:51 <praetorian> sure it ws me?
21:14:51 <Akron> and you had eaten a bannana on the same day
21:14:52 <praetorian> :p
21:15:00 <Akron> yes
21:15:07 <Akron> we were in gerkins channel
21:15:15 <praetorian> ah gerkin
21:15:24 <Akron> idils screw
21:15:41 <praetorian> careful. you will have bad sperm if idil hears you
21:15:41 <praetorian> :P
21:16:43 <Akron> infact he was her first screw
21:17:18 <Akron> sleeping in her stairwell
21:17:28 <Akron> now the pacific is about to start
21:17:30 <Akron> bbl
21:37:23 * mikey perves on Andy through a gap in the curtains
22:31:23 <damian> http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/so-how-do-you-like-my-new-girlfriend.jpg
23:54:05 <heaven> BACK
23:54:25 <heaven> sif gerkin was my first screw
23:54:31 <heaven> i was his