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00:01:22 <heaven> thanks
00:01:37 <heaven> did Amanda have a great bday?
00:10:28 <heaven> that painted box is gorgeous Dan
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07:44:29 <heaven> omg akky
07:44:35 <heaven> when u come to turkey
07:44:38 <heaven> in 2015
07:44:45 <heaven> the collingwood essendon game is going to be
07:44:48 <heaven> in one of our arenas
07:44:50 <heaven> so exciting!
07:47:09 <Akron> hah
07:47:19 <Akron> shame i go for neither of those teams
07:47:27 <Akron> but dads a collingwood supporter
07:47:33 <Akron> so i guess i support essendon
07:47:34 <Akron> :P
07:47:40 <Akron> ok now i have to go to work...
07:47:44 <Akron> cya tonight :)
07:52:30 <heaven> cya :)
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11:47:26 <praetorian> okies
11:47:32 <praetorian> sif afl would go to gobblw
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13:32:09 <Longie> gobblw?
14:46:41 <damian> i wondered the same thing
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18:15:40 <Akron> he means gobble
18:16:15 <mikey> andyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys
18:16:56 <Akron> mikeyssssssss
18:22:23 <damian> AKORN!
18:43:23 <Akron> damian!
18:43:38 <Akron> you want help access and were denied
18:47:42 <damian> negatory
18:48:10 <damian> -
18:48:11 <damian> [06:08:58pm] (@dragen) usually i just dont make a big deal of real life things :)
18:48:11 <damian> [06:10:56pm] (damian) yeah, i'm the same
18:48:11 <damian> [06:11:03pm] (damian) but you don't make a big deal out of anything!
18:48:11 <damian> [06:11:06pm] (damian) or was that to someone else
18:48:11 <damian> [06:11:07pm] (damian) haha
18:48:11 <damian> [06:12:37pm] (@dragen) probably me
18:48:11 <damian> [06:12:38pm] (@dragen) :)
18:48:20 <damian> [06:14:42pm] (damian) no, i mean.. were you talking to someone else
18:48:20 <damian> [06:14:54pm] (damian) it's easy to look like a fool and think someone is talking to you when you can only see a select few of the channel types
18:48:29 <damian> [06:18:40pm] (@dragen) we had you added damian then you left , the we added you again when you came back , then you left again :(
18:48:29 <damian> [06:20:11pm] (damian) what, since when did you have me added
18:48:29 <damian> -
18:48:30 <damian> etc.
18:48:43 <Akron> rgr
18:48:43 <damian> then i went on saying i didn't know i'd been added
18:48:48 <damian> rgr?
18:48:56 <TheWJM> yer
18:48:57 <Akron> arg sorry
18:49:00 <damian> hahah
18:49:12 <Akron> rgr is a work acronym :/
18:49:36 <damian> Royal Gay Redness (of the ass) ?
18:49:54 <damian> where do you work these days?
18:49:56 <TheWJM> yeah, when firefighters have a huge fuck session with their hoses
18:50:08 <damian> yeah, that was my assumption
18:50:25 <Akron> yes
18:50:27 <Akron> wankers
18:50:32 <Akron> it means roger.
18:50:35 <TheWJM> see.. told you damian
18:50:35 <damian> lol
18:50:42 <damian> i was going to say 'for RogerY or something?!'
18:50:42 <TheWJM> he calls his roger
18:50:46 <damian> hahaha
18:50:47 <Akron> haha
18:51:16 <TheWJM> he goes "can I put my roger in your pooper pipe" ?
18:51:27 <Akron> wlc
18:51:31 <Akron> wilco :/
18:51:42 <damian> and i don't believe rgr is an acronym
18:51:47 <damian> it's more of an abbreviation
18:51:53 <Akron> true
18:51:57 <Akron> thank you
18:52:00 <damian> you're welcome
18:52:07 <TheWJM> :)
18:52:29 <damian> you know, i actually had to look up to be 100% sure that acronyms were only a first letter circumstance
18:52:37 <damian> i was about 70% sure otherwise
18:52:42 <Akron> its good to check your facts
19:04:45 * mikey checks out andys
19:06:28 <Akron> reow
19:09:25 <mikey> bored
19:09:26 <mikey> :/
19:13:42 <damian> samo
19:15:29 <Akron> me too
19:15:39 <damian> orgy?
19:15:45 <Akron> why not
19:15:49 <Akron> only gay if your balls touch
19:17:02 <damian> is that what you keep telling yourself?
19:20:39 <Akron> thats what the boys at work tell me
19:21:00 <Akron> can you use condensed milk in lieu of coconut milk ?
19:21:02 <damian> when you're greasing the firemans poles
19:21:15 <damian> no
19:21:28 <damian> coconut milk is very runny and kind of bland (savoury?)
19:21:38 <damian> condensed milk is a lot more solid and sweet
19:21:57 <Akron> hmm
19:22:00 <Akron> what else could i use ?
19:22:06 <damian> coconut milk
19:22:06 <damian> :P
19:22:09 <Akron> die
19:22:09 <damian> what are you making?
19:22:18 <Akron> curry
19:22:32 <damian> ask mikey, he's the curry king
19:22:49 <damian> chuck 'milk instead of coconut milk' into google
19:22:55 <damian> first match
19:22:55 <damian> :P
19:24:17 <Akron> I have no milk :/
19:24:50 <Akron> yoghurt
19:26:01 <damian> try it, see how it goes
19:26:04 <damian> you might invent a new food
19:26:16 <damian> curryurt
19:26:18 <damian> yocurry
19:26:45 <damian> currurt
19:26:48 <damian> and then you can have different flavoured currurt
19:26:54 <damian> 'strawberry currurt!'
19:27:05 <damian> '99% fat free currurt'
19:27:41 <mikey> i wouldnt use condensed milk andys
19:28:10 <mikey> do you have cream?
19:28:19 <heaven> yoghurt is very good in curry
19:28:33 <mikey> yes plain yoghurt is good
19:28:36 <heaven> just dont put too much
19:28:40 <heaven> it'll cut the sauce
19:28:43 <heaven> make it taste eck
19:28:54 <mikey> i wouldnt go a mango and banana :P
19:29:16 <mikey> or an apple pie flavoured
19:29:18 <heaven> I would like to send a special thank you to my hot water who decided to stop running midshower
19:29:21 <mikey> hai ideal <3
19:29:25 <heaven> with my head full of shampoo
19:29:32 <heaven> hai bubkins
19:30:02 <Akron> i used a tad of long life milk
19:30:22 <Akron> good old fashioned uht
19:30:28 <heaven> in curry?
19:30:34 <heaven> tis too runny
19:30:39 <Akron> shuddup
19:30:41 <Akron> ITS TOO LATE
19:30:44 <Akron> <:(
19:30:47 <heaven> sif go milk when we said yoghurt
19:30:49 <heaven> werent u reading
19:30:51 <Akron> i had none
19:30:55 <heaven> oh
19:30:58 <heaven> milks fine then
19:30:59 <heaven> :P
19:31:00 <Akron> i was going to jack off into the pan
19:31:06 <Akron> but thought that might be a bit sour
19:31:13 <heaven> or non existant
19:31:26 <Akron> coz i fuck too much i have none left ?
19:31:33 <heaven> :)
19:31:40 <heaven> why are u cooking curry again is krys away=
19:32:17 <mikey> you need mine andy
19:32:20 <mikey> pineapple juice
19:32:33 <Akron> hahah
19:32:38 <Akron> and plenty of it coz no sex
19:32:41 <Akron> she is on her way home
19:32:48 <Akron> but im hungry now
19:33:36 <Akron> the aliens just blew up washington
19:33:38 <Akron> how rude
19:34:06 <Akron> the president got away
19:34:09 <Akron> its ok
19:34:10 <damian> speaking of curry
19:34:17 <damian> i'm going to go make some chicken satay stirfry!
19:34:33 <damian> are you watchin Independance Day?
19:34:33 <damian> :P
19:34:40 <Akron> yes lol
19:34:43 <mikey> im eating chicken kiev and chips
19:34:47 <Akron> fatty
19:34:50 <damian> i haven't had kiev in yeras
19:35:22 <Akron> why arnt these people being killed by the radiant heat ?
19:35:36 <damian> they didn't have a resident firefighter while makin the movie
19:35:43 <Akron> arr
19:35:46 <Akron> silly them
19:35:50 <damian> don't you mean rgr
19:35:51 <Akron> i should ring and offer my services
19:35:55 <Akron> rgr
19:36:00 <damian> i think you're 12 years too late
19:36:09 <Akron> guess what
19:36:16 <Akron> no body does oats like uncle tobys
19:36:17 <damian> ?
19:36:28 <Akron> k ?
19:36:29 <damian> 14 years too late, sorry
19:36:32 <damian> i was close though
19:36:39 <damian> yeah, no one does. i only eat uncle tobys oats
19:36:45 <Akron> this was made 14 years old ?
19:36:46 <damian> but in saying that, i didn't know anyone else DID do them
19:36:47 <Akron> fuck im an old cunt
19:36:49 <damian> yeah, 1996
19:36:58 <damian> yeah, i didn't think i was THAT young when it came out. hahah
19:37:09 <damian> i remember when dad came home with the VHS after it came out
19:37:22 <Akron> i was 14 :/
19:37:23 <damian> VHS is such an ancient word now :|
19:37:31 <damian> 12
19:37:35 <Akron> i said VHS at work today to a 16 year old
19:37:40 <Akron> he said "what?"
19:37:42 <damian> hahah
19:37:53 <Akron> i said the thing with the dvd player built into it
19:38:02 <Akron> he said "oh i thought that was called a tape"
19:38:03 <Akron> :/
19:38:15 <damian> hahah
19:38:24 <Akron> i explained tapes go into tape players
19:38:40 <Akron> and videos go into the video player or vhs
19:43:02 <Akron> lets kick the tyres and light them fires daddy
19:43:08 <Akron> how cool is that guy
19:45:00 <heaven> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37124047/ns/world_news-africa/?ns=world_news-africa
19:45:02 <heaven> this is so sad
19:46:13 <Akron> :/
19:51:12 <Akron> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1052840/man-shoved-naked-son-9-into-oven
19:51:22 <Akron> fuck me... these people should be shot
19:55:35 <heaven> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/1052663/experts-reject-starving-holy-mans-tale
19:55:41 <heaven> is that you akky
19:55:50 <Akron> yup
19:56:02 <Akron> i have not eaten for 50 years
19:57:25 <heaven> hows that working out for u
19:57:58 <Akron> well dont tell anyone...
19:58:04 <Akron> but im a liar
19:58:07 <Akron> i eat 3 meals a day
19:58:14 <heaven> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=1052047
19:58:14 <Akron> just like that guy :)
19:58:15 <heaven> this is gross
19:58:34 <Akron> hahah thats funny
19:59:00 <heaven> The adult form of the rat lung worm is found only in rodents, which pass the parasite's larvae in their faeces. Snails and slugs then eat the faeces, becoming infected.
19:59:03 * heaven pukes
19:59:23 <Akron> om nom nom
19:59:28 <Akron> you dont eat slugs in turkey ?
19:59:59 <heaven> Im about to have breakkie
20:00:00 <heaven> sssh
20:00:19 <Akron> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=1052384
20:00:32 <heaven> do they show the bite?
20:00:46 <Akron> lol no
20:01:16 <Akron> did you want to see it ?
20:01:45 <heaven> no
20:01:48 <heaven> thats why I asked
20:01:50 <heaven> far out
20:01:54 <heaven> u guys with ur spiders
20:01:55 <heaven> and
20:01:56 <heaven> snakes
20:01:58 <Akron> hahah
20:01:58 <heaven> and whatnot
20:02:01 <Akron> sharks
20:02:04 <Akron> crocodiles
20:02:05 <heaven> I'm not coming to australia
20:02:16 <heaven> sharks are harmless they dont even eat humans
20:02:22 <heaven> unless they smell blood
20:02:24 <Akron> umm
20:02:30 <Akron> yes sharks are harmless
20:03:33 <heaven> but theyre very healthy, apparently their cartilage could replace our own
20:03:46 <heaven> om nom nom
20:03:47 <Akron> http://www.sharks.org.au/study.html
20:03:49 <heaven> as u d say
20:04:29 <heaven> australian sharks are famous arent they
20:14:09 <Akron> yup
20:14:15 <Akron> for eating people
20:15:42 <Akron> http://www.list-directory.info/lists/deadliestanimals.html
20:19:24 <mikey> kill me now.
20:19:32 <Akron> why
20:19:42 <mikey> boredom
20:19:57 <Akron> porn ?
20:20:02 <mikey> done
20:20:20 <Akron> anal probe ?
20:20:28 <mikey> nah
20:20:35 <Akron> why not
20:20:48 <mikey> dont wanna.
20:22:55 <Akron> do a line ?
20:23:15 <mikey> cuddle?
20:23:16 <mikey> :/
20:23:33 <Akron> aww
20:23:45 <Akron> this curry is burning as it goes in
20:23:50 <Akron> its going to burn when it comes out !
20:23:58 <mikey> clean out the pipes
20:24:03 <mikey> quick detox for you
20:24:24 <Akron> nods
20:26:51 <Akron> hot hot hot
20:26:58 <mikey> imma listening to ghey songs
20:27:05 <mikey> and singing really loud.
20:27:34 <Akron> ghey such as ?
20:29:12 <mikey> Veronicas
20:29:17 <mikey> Vanessa Amorosi
20:29:21 <mikey> Miley Cyrus
20:29:24 <mikey> Avril
20:29:25 <mikey> :P
20:30:14 <Akron> oh god
20:30:15 <Akron> miley ?
20:30:24 <Akron> mikey mike :/
20:30:26 <mikey> i only like one song
20:30:27 <mikey> :/
20:30:38 <mikey> 2 actually.
20:30:40 <mikey> :$
20:30:55 <Akron> get in the oven nude as punishment
20:31:08 <mikey> D:
20:31:47 <Akron> my mouth is burning like a mother fucker
20:31:57 * mikey kisses it better
20:32:17 <Akron> haha thanks ;)
20:32:56 <mikey> :D
20:33:05 <Akron> Vote: Do you think teen sailor Jessica Watson is a national hero? Yes 41107 No 43318
20:33:13 <mikey> i want to be a singer.
20:33:16 <Akron> how is sitting your arse on a boat being a hero ?
20:33:26 <mikey> or famous.
20:33:29 <mikey> or hot.
20:33:33 <mikey> :(
20:34:11 <Akron> noun,plural-roes; for 5 also -ros.
20:34:12 <Akron> 1.a man of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities.
20:34:16 <Akron> cant be a hero
20:34:23 <Akron> dictionary.com says you have to be a man
20:34:32 <Akron> you ish hot
20:36:27 <Akron> mikey: http://www.smarttraveler.gov.au/zw-cgi/view/Advice/Thailand
20:37:48 <mikey> yeah i know.
20:37:52 <mikey> :(
20:38:37 <Akron> dont think you will be going somehow
20:38:53 <Akron> do you have travel insurance ?
20:39:04 <mikey> i have travel insurance
20:39:06 <mikey> and im still going
20:39:13 <mikey> unless they put on a flight ban
20:39:14 <Akron> will it cover something like this?
20:39:27 <mikey> yeah, i think
20:39:29 <mikey> to a degree
20:39:51 <Akron> http://www.smarttraveler.gov.au/zw-cgi/view/Advice/Turkey
20:39:53 <Akron> bad turkey
20:52:28 * mikey curls up in your lap.
20:54:30 <Akron> for some reason i just got this stupid song in my head
20:54:37 <Akron> Heres to mikey he's true blue
20:54:49 <Akron> he's a pisspot through and through
20:54:55 <mikey> :/
20:55:13 <Akron> He's a bastard so they say, and he's not going to heaven, he went the other way!
20:55:27 <Akron> he's going down down down down down down down
20:55:50 <Akron> Hooray to mikey Hooray at last... hooray to mikey He's a horses arse
20:55:51 <Akron> ...
20:55:55 <Akron> no idea how they got into my head
20:56:07 <mikey> :/
20:56:12 <Akron> its not a bad thing !
20:56:15 <Akron> its true blue !
21:13:31 <mikey> im gonna watch tv in bed
21:13:35 <mikey> nini
21:14:02 <Akron> night bud
22:50:19 <heaven> back
23:55:59 Topic Is: Happy Birthday Amanda!!! :)
23:55:59 Set By: (WebbY) on: Fri May 14 10:35:01 2010
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