// #politicaldebate — 2016-02-26
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00:01:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i have heard of WS
00:01:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i think i had them once
00:02:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> but i am more concerned about durability and comfort
00:02:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> but i should also factor in i may ride Clip de Clop at a whim
00:02:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> so the shoes must fit in well with good grip
00:04:00 <mrwuf> boots are best for durability, sneakers get that old look
00:05:00 <mrwuf> comfort is a personal measure I'm not sure... for increased durability check out blundstones 510, black is nice, can polish them they last forever
00:06:00 <mrwuf> I wear the former with jeans and the later for fishing
00:06:00 <mrwuf> otherwise just black thongs or converse sneakers
00:28:00 <mrwuf> the windsor smith Harvard is a nice style too for jeans..
00:28:00 <mrwuf> less booty more loafer
00:29:00 <mrwuf> has a elf vibe
00:32:00 <mrwuf> check out a shoe shop with your casual jeans and see what you like its hard to really know what suits until you try them on, alternatively you can use photoshop
00:33:00 <mrwuf> hard to tell whats comfy until you try them on, all feet are a little different, good socks is more important imo
00:38:00 <Warren1984> [20:41] <ILiveWithAPsychopath> the Warren1984 Director's SOP Cut <- lol
00:38:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pntnq9SJlE0
00:38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fart Spray - Drive Thru Prank (May 1, 2015) Length: 3:38 - Category: Comedy - 3,224,018 views - 20,000 likes (87%), 2,976 dislikes (13%)
01:06:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG-EVO_pouU
01:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cop Pranks (GONE WRONG) - Police Pranks Compilation 2015 (Apr 30, 2015) Length: - Category: Comedy - 15,595,567 views - 69,959 likes (90.9%), 7,002 dislikes (9.1%)
01:15:00 <doctor> cop pranks gone wrong gone sexual
01:16:00 <Warren1984> I don't know how they can do that
01:17:00 <doctor> its all staged
01:28:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuHO2KcX6bI
01:28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LION PRANK!!! (Aug 28, 2014) Length: 5:50 - Category: Entertainment - 34,899,368 views - 103,355 likes (84%), 19,681 dislikes (16%)
01:28:00 <Warren1984> yeah true doctor
01:29:00 <murphey> hey room
01:29:00 <murphey> anyone around
01:30:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> hi murphey
01:30:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> yes, plenty of people around
01:30:00 <murphey> hey there
01:30:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> what is up lil stranger?
01:30:00 <murphey> is it okay if i ask how you got your hostmask to say think the cat whisperer
01:30:00 <murphey> is there a special trick to do that
01:31:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> you have to wait, i think, 4 weeks upon registering your nickname
01:31:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> then go to #asd and ask for a vanity hostname
01:31:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> there are rules to what you can have but it's not a biggy
01:31:00 <murphey> really?
01:31:00 <murphey> is that a good way to evade bans
01:31:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> it just cant be a host that coudl be mistaken as an actual domain
01:31:00 <murphey> or doesnt make a diff
01:31:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> and no profanities and offensive stuff etc
01:32:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> not really, your old addres is still shown via nickop info
01:32:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> but maybe if they dont ban you properly yuou could avoid it who knows
01:32:00 <murphey> hrm okay
01:33:00 <murphey> youre in 14 channels
01:33:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> roughly
01:37:00 <murphey> thats a lot
01:40:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> thank you
01:45:00 <mrwuf> mmm caffeine
01:46:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> where would we be without?
01:46:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i know, in bed, asleep
01:47:00 <mrwuf> lmao
01:47:00 <mrwuf> what you think of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UnVDtT2hHw
01:47:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> how mcuh you have a day
01:47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Noisecontrollers & Pavelow Quatre Mains (Original Mix) (Jun 6, 2012) Length: 5:24 - Category: Music - 830 views views - 14 likes (87.5%), 2 dislikes (12.5%)
01:47:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> listening to some trance already, will play it later
01:47:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> need to get in the mood for some readin'
01:49:00 <mrwuf> what ya reading
01:49:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> going through heaps of new mp3s, so disappoint
01:49:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> math stuff
01:49:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> quite boring
01:49:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> and then later a bit of stuff on C#
01:49:00 <mrwuf> cool
01:49:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> was tempted to go watch something but it's getting late
01:50:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i dont like to start movies after 10:30pm during the week
01:50:00 <mrwuf> have you started watching house of cards
01:50:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> not yet
01:50:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> took me a while just to watch hte last 2 eps of simpsons
01:50:00 <mrwuf> they suck, so does family guy, magic is gone for me
01:50:00 <mrwuf> american dad is still watchable
01:50:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> yeah i wasnt too pleased
01:51:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> it seems they are trying to be more clever/arty than funny now
01:51:00 <mrwuf> I'm starting to really enjoy bobs burgers, I don't watch the screen and its so much better
01:51:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> but i do appreciate the odd political commentary
01:51:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> like how Lisa sold all her Malibu Stacey dolls, and is transgendering Ken to become a new barbie
01:51:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> my brother loves that show, ive never understood it
01:51:00 <Warren1984> lish -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRjEmqhoJBI
01:51:00 <mrwuf> seth is a crack addict thats my reasoning why the show is intensively scattered
01:51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Do White Girls Like Black Guys? (Jul 16, 2015) Length: 4:19 - Category: Comedy - 19,812 views - 76 likes (80.9%), 18 dislikes (19.1%)
01:52:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> FG and AD are hit and miss
01:52:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> but when they get it right it's fun
01:52:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i like that scene from AD where the father points the gun at the terrorist and says, "it's time to meet your Mecca"
01:52:00 <mrwuf> have you watched VICE
01:52:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> that was quite clever and funny
01:52:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> nup
01:52:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> is that the YouTube show thingy
01:52:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> ive seen a few of those eps, quite interesting
01:52:00 <mrwuf> its on cable tv in america I think they have their own channel now
01:53:00 <mrwuf> its sort of like abc's dateline
01:53:00 <mrwuf> except more risqué
01:54:00 <mrwuf> there up to the third season
01:54:00 <mrwuf> lots of war zone on-the-ground footage
01:54:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> "A political science professor who has accurately predicted the winners of previous presidential elections asserts that his statistical model shows Donald Trump has a 97-99% chance of taking the Oval Office if he wins the Republican nomination."
02:00:00 <mrwuf> betting places have hillary paying 1.20
02:01:00 <mrwuf> words is cheap, money talks
02:01:00 <mrwuf> she's already won
02:01:00 <mrwuf> enjoy the show!
02:03:00 <mrwuf> the real question is who will be VP
02:03:00 <mrwuf> the way Bernie and Hillary interact is telling
02:04:00 <mrwuf> they are very polite to each other
02:05:00 <mrwuf> I mean have you noticed how civil their debates are? The republican nominees are actively attempting to destroy their opponents
02:05:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> you'll have to see the odds after there are the two final candidates and closer to the election, ive read that the voting accuracy is only reliable then and it can be tumultuous before
02:07:00 <murphey> i hope bernie gets it
02:13:00 <mrwuf> lets place a bet... if Hillary wins.. you make me a song.. Trump wins... what would you like?
02:17:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> you have to train your cat to say "HI XM" o ncam
02:17:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> but no i dont bet, im muslim
02:18:00 <Warren1984> ILiveWithAPsychopath -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B85C-Y5mTXU
02:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chick With A D*ck Prank!! (Jun 6, 2015) Length: 4:29 - Category: Comedy - 4,319,592 views - 18,104 likes (90.7%), 1,857 dislikes (9.3%)
02:20:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> what sort of prank is this woman doing with a duck, warren?
02:20:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> well, warren>????
02:21:00 <mrwuf> http://elixher.com/fake-penis-panties-created-to-prevent-rape-promote-transmisogyny/
02:22:00 <Warren1984> dunno IvanTheBastard
02:22:00 <Warren1984> ILiveWithAPsychopath
02:24:00 <Warren1984> lol fake penis pants
02:30:00 <Warren1984> stinker prank -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkxU23XRgQM
02:30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guy Checks Out His Sister Prank (Oct 15, 2014) Length: 4:06 - Category: Comedy - 1,372,365 views - 16,473 likes (95.2%), 830 dislikes (4.8%)
02:45:00 <Warren1984> mrwuf
18:07:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_'s favourite song -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr6pw
18:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hozier - Take Me To Church (Sep 25, 2013) Length: 4:03 - Category: Music - 313,321,952 views - 1,343,688 likes (93.8%), 88,289 dislikes (6.2%)
18:07:00 <Warren1984> meeting this Chinese chick in the shops tomorrow
18:07:00 <Tigger_> I doubt if I could like a song with 313 million views
18:08:00 <Tigger_> Warren1984, my new Essteele cookware set was delivered earlier on: http://www.essteele.com.au/cookware/per-vita/essteele-per-vita-5-piece-set.html
18:08:00 <Tigger_> <mrwuf> looks good
18:10:00 <AndroUser> Hello
18:10:00 <Warren1984> [15:14] <@Tigger_> http://www.amazon.com/Borner-Stainless-Steel-Mandoline-V-Slicer/dp/B004QEWRBG
18:10:00 <Warren1984> [15:14] <@Tigger_> http://www.breville.com.au/the-scraper-mixer-twintm.html
18:10:00 <Warren1984> [15:15] <@Tigger_> http://www.breville.com.au/shake-creationstm.html
18:10:00 <Warren1984> [15:15] <@Tigger_> http://www.breville.com.au/the-custom-loaf-protm.html
18:10:00 <Warren1984> [15:15] <@Tigger_> http://www.breville.com.au/the-smart-fryertm.html
18:10:00 <Warren1984> [15:16] <@Tigger_> http://www.breville.com.au/the-quick-touchtm-stainless.html
18:10:00 <Warren1984> [15:16] <@Tigger_> http://www.breville.com.au/the-multi-chef-tm-brc600.html <- I use this the most
18:10:00 <Warren1984> [15:17] <@Tigger_> http://www.breville.com.au/the-toast-melt-4-slice-sandwich-press.html
18:10:00 <Warren1984> [15:17] <@Tigger_> http://www.breville.com.au/the-smart-scoop.html
18:10:00 <Warren1984> [15:18] <@Tigger_> http://www.breville.com.au/the-crispy-crust-tm.html
18:10:00 <Warren1984> [15:18] <@Tigger_> http://www.breville.com.au/the-bit-more.html
18:10:00 <Warren1984> [15:19] <@Tigger_> I also have a Sunbeam blender, though an old model that's out of production now
18:10:00 <Warren1984> [15:21] <@Tigger_> and I have various stainless steel implements, such as a pizza cutter, potato peeler, icecream scoop, etc
18:10:00 <Warren1984> [09:35] <@Tigger_> http://www.breville.com.au/the-freeze-and-mixtm.html
18:10:00 <Warren1984> http://www.breville.com.au/professional-800-collectionr-die-cast-blender.html
18:10:00 <Warren1984> http://www.breville.com.au/juice-fountaintm-plus.html
18:10:00 <Warren1984> http://www.breville.com.au/the-original-74tm.html
18:10:00 <Warren1984> http://www.essteele.com.au/cookware/per-vita/essteele-per-vita-5-piece-set.html
18:11:00 <Tigger_> added to the list
18:11:00 <nar> tigger if u spend 5$ u should put 1$ savings
18:11:00 <AndroUser> Eyo
18:11:00 <nar> or 10$
18:12:00 <nar> 1$ savings
18:12:00 <Tigger_> I always do
18:12:00 <Tigger_> it's a good policy
18:12:00 <Tigger_> Warren1984, who is this chinese chick you are meeting? how do you know her?
18:13:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ are you cold, ruthless and obsessed with efficiency in the kitchen using these appliances
18:13:00 <Tigger_> very
18:13:00 <Warren1984> well I went to to this Chinese massage place several times
18:13:00 <Warren1984> and this women was asking if I am interested in Chinese girls
18:13:00 <Tigger_> absolute efficiency is demanded at all times
18:13:00 <Tigger_> oh, one of those places
18:14:00 <AndroUser> Wat happened
18:14:00 <Warren1984> she showed me a photo of her
18:14:00 <Warren1984> and sent her a photo of me
18:14:00 <Tigger_> did she say "Very clean, no diseases"?
18:14:00 <Warren1984> doubt it Tigger_
18:14:00 <Warren1984> she is on a student visa
18:14:00 <Warren1984> she is slightly older than me though
18:14:00 <Warren1984> 33
18:15:00 <Tigger_> did she say you have to pay?
18:15:00 <Warren1984> ok I went for a massage yesterday
18:15:00 <Tigger_> what happens in these massages?
18:15:00 <Warren1984> and the lady wanted to know if for an extra $30 if I wanted a foot massage
18:15:00 <Warren1984> you just get massages
18:16:00 <Tigger_> what was she massaging exactly?
18:16:00 <Warren1984> anyway she told me not to tell other employees/employers
18:16:00 <Tigger_> why not?
18:16:00 <Warren1984> my back, legs, arms
18:16:00 <Warren1984> because it's not a place for hook ups
18:16:00 <Tigger_> what does she wear when she gives you a massage?
18:17:00 <Warren1984> just normal clothes
18:17:00 <Warren1984> this was the old woman telling me about her
18:17:00 <Warren1984> I haven't met her yet
18:17:00 <mrwuf> what if you get a boner and she tells you to roll over
18:17:00 <Warren1984> I am suppose to meet her tomorrow
18:17:00 <Tigger_> so why does she want you to meet her?
18:18:00 <Warren1984> If I do get into a relationship with this girl, I won't attend her workplace for massages to get a massage from her in particular
18:18:00 <mrwuf> have you seen a picture
18:18:00 <Warren1984> because obviously she wants to move into Australia
18:18:00 <mrwuf> ooo
18:18:00 <mrwuf> a sex for citizenship deal perhaps
18:19:00 <mrwuf> could be exactly what you need
18:19:00 <mrwuf> unleash the beast
18:19:00 <Tigger_> that is criminal
18:19:00 <Tigger_> Warren1984, be careful that you are not lured into a marriage con to give her citizenship, it's against the law
18:19:00 <mrwuf> if she's beautiful he'll probably fall in love and with enough time together they might end up together
18:19:00 <Tigger_> please
18:20:00 <mrwuf> are you saying you wouldn't marry a supermodel japanese or korean woman
18:20:00 <Tigger_> of course not
18:20:00 <Tigger_> but that isn't my concern here
18:20:00 <mrwuf> its not racial prejudice?
18:21:00 <Tigger_> my concern is that warren is being lured into a criminal enterprise
18:21:00 <Warren1984> [15:19] <@Tigger_> Warren1984, be careful that you are not lured into a marriage con to give her citizenship, it's against the law <- what?
18:21:00 <mrwuf> weighing up the pros and cons its a nice deal
18:21:00 <Tigger_> mrwuf, I'll leave the omega males to hook up with asian females
18:21:00 <mrwuf> I think its just how eastern cultures work with match matching
18:21:00 <mrwuf> matching/making
18:22:00 <mrwuf> I had a eastern woman try to set me up with her sister, she was beautiful
18:22:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ what has she done that is illeagel
18:22:00 <Warren1984> it's simple we hook up
18:22:00 <mrwuf> virgin, so so beautiful, I ran
18:22:00 <Warren1984> and if we like each other we form a relationship
18:22:00 <mrwuf> too enticing to resist
18:22:00 <Warren1984> and we can apply for citizenship
18:22:00 <thebigsniffer> Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for youuuu "Cops is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement, all suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law"
18:23:00 <mrwuf> ya its a great opportunity I hope she's stunningly beautiful
18:23:00 <Warren1984> the woman who was showing me the picture, already is getting her Australian citizenship
18:23:00 <Warren1984> a workplace is a workplace
18:23:00 <mrwuf> ya I think its just how asian culture solves the problem of finding a mate, they rely on family
18:24:00 <Warren1984> you can't destroy productivity by just going there to visit her
18:24:00 <mrwuf> yea man meet her she's probably a virgin
18:24:00 <Warren1984> so you make it outside of work
18:24:00 <mrwuf> won't have sex until marriage anyway
18:24:00 <Warren1984> she is 33
18:24:00 <Warren1984> I doubt she is a virgin, nor do I really care
18:24:00 <Tigger_> Warren1984, I'm just worried that these are criminals
18:25:00 <mrwuf> nice
18:25:00 <mrwuf> was ethnicity was the lady that gave the massage
18:25:00 <Tigger_> it sounds extremely odd that some random chinese woman chooses you, a random person off the street, to meet some unknown random chinese lady. this can't be above board
18:26:00 <mrwuf> he's young smart why not?
18:26:00 <Tigger_> every reason in the world why not
18:26:00 <mrwuf> are you afraid of woman?
18:27:00 <Tigger_> those massage parlours are typically the consumer face of organised crime, cash businesses to launder proceeds of crime in other areas, such as drug smuggling
18:27:00 <mrwuf> worst case scenario he makes a new friend
18:27:00 <mrwuf> wastes a hour....
18:27:00 <Tigger_> gullibility be thy name
18:27:00 <mrwuf> yes best to stay indoors and avoid woman entirely Warren1984
18:28:00 <mrwuf> not :)
18:29:00 <Warren1984> should I take a picture of my face next to her stinker
18:29:00 <Tigger_> Warren1984 was already nearly robbed once before by an asian female, this sounds a hundred times worse
18:29:00 <Warren1984> and write #PD on her stinker
18:29:00 <mrwuf> put on your nicest clothes, shave, trim your nails, wear nice new shoes, go preform intelligence gathering, be friendly, fun, and kind... then report back its far too early to make any conclusion decisions yet
18:29:00 <Warren1984> robbed by an Asian female?
18:30:00 <mrwuf> be cool
18:30:00 <Tigger_> yes, when Ke$han tried to pressure you into sending money
18:30:00 <Tigger_> telling you those lies about needing money to continue her studies
18:31:00 <mrwuf> is this racial prejudice?
18:31:00 <mrwuf> I don't think warren suffers from that illness
18:31:00 <mrwuf> he brave, nature loves courage
18:31:00 <Tigger_> it actually happened, my views are irrelevant
18:31:00 <Ethanol> Warren1984: she wants your kidneys
18:31:00 <mrwuf> lmao
18:32:00 <Tigger_> again a classic misapplication of a priori reasoning
18:32:00 <mrwuf> whens the last time you met a woman for a friendly mall walk Tigger_
18:32:00 <mrwuf> or for a coffee?
18:32:00 <mrwuf> its fun and enjoyable
18:33:00 <Ethanol> Warren1984 went on a date with an abo a couple years ago
18:33:00 <Tigger_> I met a gook once, just for a coffee, 8 hours later I was missing a kidney, married and divorced, and a restraining order preventing me from entering my home
18:33:00 <Tigger_> yes, to Hogs Breath cafe
18:34:00 <mrwuf> do you think thats the norm
18:34:00 <mrwuf> making friends is fun and flirting with beautiful woman is super fun
18:35:00 <mrwuf> its exactly what warren needs, a strong social network, thats how you meet people and do things, ignore the internet neck beards they are jealous, I know I am ;)
18:35:00 <Tigger_> I never believed she would do that, after all she said "Me love you long time."
18:37:00 <mrwuf> be a wingman
18:38:00 <mrwuf> support your brother don't think up all the worst case scenarios and play them out, thats self defeating, a friend is someone who encourages and supports you
18:38:00 <Ethanol> 33 is a little old to be an international student. She must have very understanding (and patient) parents to sponsor her education.
18:38:00 <mrwuf> yes so its far too early to know whats going on, thats why you meet in a safe public space, and chat
18:39:00 <mrwuf> at the very worst you make a friend
18:39:00 <Tigger_> the very least I would expect is for her to explain that she has money troubles, and if only a kind, generous Australian man could help her
18:40:00 <mrwuf> thats not the kind of thing a friend says
18:40:00 <Tigger_> it's exactly the sort of thing a friend says
18:40:00 <mrwuf> thats the sort of thing negative self defeating thoughts the mentally ill suffer
18:40:00 <Tigger_> or a person with their eyes open
18:40:00 <mrwuf> poor self esteem, a jaded perspective, see.. your attitude largely determines your experience
18:41:00 <mrwuf> you are setting warren up for a fail, that is not what real friends do
18:41:00 <Tigger_> I think he's being set up for a fail by a woman in a massage parlour, who also told him to keep the matter a secret
18:41:00 <mrwuf> I suspect warren gets enough of this from his mother, hearing a friend say it does not help
18:42:00 <mrwuf> imagine the worst scenarios your imagination can come up with, share them and make him afraid, so he stays inside alone, no thats not what friends do!
18:42:00 <mrwuf> thats manipulation
18:43:00 <Tigger_> do you also tell people who get Nigerian emails how lucky they are to get such an amazing opportunity?
18:43:00 <mrwuf> another straw argument, I thought you were better than that
18:45:00 <Tigger_> but who says there can't be a genuine Nigerian email offer?
18:45:00 <mrwuf> weigh up the pros and cons and preform a risk based assessment, I believe warren has enormous untapped potential, buried under layers of negative self defeating thoughts that mentally ill people have shared
18:46:00 <mrwuf> I support and encourage him to take calculated risks in order to grow, because I know the difference between being a friend and not
18:46:00 <Tigger_> ok, and if he loses money, will you reimburse him?
18:46:00 <mrwuf> its good to think of the negatives but only fair if you weight them against the positives
18:47:00 <mrwuf> I meet woman from the internet and have never had an unpleasant experience, at worst you make a new friend
18:47:00 <Tigger_> this is not from the internet, it's from a chinese massage parlour
18:48:00 <Tigger_> but will you reimburse him?
18:49:00 <mrwuf> fortune favours the brave Warren1984
18:49:00 <Tigger_> you are avoiding that question
18:49:00 <mrwuf> because I'm sensing an illness and I don't wish to be rude
18:50:00 <Tigger_> I think you should put $10,000 of your own money in an escrow account, which will be released to Warren if it turns out to be a scam
18:50:00 <mrwuf> self defeating complexes are personal problems that interfere with all social relationships, its probably below paranoia but above low self esteem, but rooted in both
18:51:00 <Tigger_> $10,000 in an escrow account > pop psychology verbiage
18:51:00 <mrwuf> what your doing to warren is not something a real friend does
18:52:00 <mrwuf> I feel you may of suffered from not knowing this difference in the past
18:52:00 <Ethanol> Warren1984: Do you have a name? Perhaps we can find information about this woman on the internet.
18:52:00 <Tigger_> $10,000 in an escrow account will be a real act of friendship
18:53:00 <Tigger_> warren would just be given her current white-name though, which changes regularly
18:53:00 <nar> hi Lish
18:53:00 <Tigger_> hi Lish
18:53:00 <mrwuf> friends see the best in us, they support us so that we can take calculated risks, friends see our untapped potential, friends don't try to sabotage us
18:53:00 <nar> k
18:53:00 <Tigger_> $10,000 in an escrow account will be very supportive, if you're right you don't lose a cent
18:54:00 <mrwuf> I'll be your friend, your wingman and ally
18:54:00 <Lish> Hey x 2
18:54:00 <Ethanol> Lish: would you meet a total stranger, introduced to you by another stranger on the condition that you keep it secret?
18:54:00 <Lish> No
18:54:00 <Tigger_> and the stranger is in a chinese massage parlour
18:54:00 <Lish> Why
18:55:00 <Ethanol> Warren1984 has a date tomorrow
18:55:00 <Tigger_> you can't ask why
18:55:00 <Ethanol> I gave away too much. Warren ... Stranger ... Chinese massage parlour
18:55:00 <Lish> Ok well if that's the deal he shouldn't go
18:55:00 <Ethanol> I'm sure you can connect the dots
18:55:00 <mrwuf> fake friends are the worst
18:56:00 <Tigger_> Lish, why shouldn't he go?
18:56:00 <Lish> Because it sounds weird
18:56:00 <Lish> And confusing
18:57:00 <Tigger_> do you think there is something suspicious?
18:57:00 <Lish> I don't really understand it still
18:57:00 <Lish> Some friend told warren to meet someone at a Chinese massage parlour?
18:57:00 <mrwuf> like the prophet steve urwin said; Crocodiles are easy, they try to kill and eat you, people are harder, they pretend to be your friend first
18:59:00 <Tigger_> <Warren1984> meeting this Chinese chick in the shops tomorrow <Warren1984> well I went to to this Chinese massage place several times <Warren1984> and this women was asking if I am interested in Chinese girls <Warren1984> she showed me a photo of her <Warren1984> she is on a student visa <Warren1984> anyway she told me not to tell other employees/employers <Warren1984> this was the old woman telling me about her <Warren1984> I
18:59:00 <Tigger_> haven't met her yet <Warren1984> I am suppose to meet her tomorrow <Warren1984> If I do get into a relationship with this girl, I won't attend her workplace for massages to get a massage from her in particular
18:59:00 <Lish> Weird
19:00:00 <Tigger_> does it sound legit to you?
19:00:00 <Lish> Well I think a girl will be there
19:09:00 <Tigger_> I am watching an aerobics movie, "Killer Workout"
19:09:00 <Lish> Weird
19:10:00 <Lish> Why are u doing that
19:10:00 <Tigger_> because I've never seen an aerobics film before
19:10:00 <Tigger_> it's from 1987
19:12:00 <Lish> Weird
19:20:00 <Lish> I'm watching vanderpump rules
19:23:00 <Tigger_> apparently there were a few of them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2pKC8Y5WBg
19:23:00 <Tigger_> what's that?
19:23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Heavenly Bodies (1984) 1st Aerobics Musical Movie- Starring Cynthia Dale VIDEO SAMPLE (Oct 12, 2011) Length: 4:56 - Category: Entertainment - 24,354 views - likes (97.9%), 1 dislikes (2.1%)
19:23:00 <Lish> I'm eating a mars bar
19:23:00 <Lish> Mini
19:23:00 <Tigger_> Vanderpump Rules sounds like it should be an aerobics movie
19:27:00 <Lish> Maybe
19:27:00 <Lish> I'm going to eat at th restaurant where they film it
19:27:00 <Tigger_> but what is it?
19:27:00 <Lish> It's a reality tv show
19:27:00 <Lish> About th wait staff at a restaurant
19:27:00 <Lish> In Hollywood
19:28:00 <Lish> That's owned by one of the real housewives of Beverly Hills
19:29:00 <Tigger_> I see
19:37:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ do you like the music of those boys doing that bomb prank
19:37:00 <Tigger_> what bomb prank?
19:37:00 <Warren1984> Jalal Brothers
19:37:00 <Tigger_> oh some ragheads, no, didn't watch that
19:38:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slh_cq9K7u8
19:38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Public Shooting Prank (Dec 23, 2015) Length: 0:23 - Category: Comedy - 721,366 views - 4,667 likes (76.9%), 1,401 dislikes (23.1%)
19:39:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q03hNtdzNl8
19:39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jackass 2 - Terrorist Taxi Prank (Jul 7, 2011) Length: 7:05 - Category: People & Blogs - 889,876 views - 4,685 likes (89.4%), 554 dislikes (10.6%)
19:40:00 <Tigger_> this is why the police should always stop and search any arab looking types
19:42:00 <AndroUser> This place is good
19:42:00 <AndroUser> http://lentilasanything.com/
19:43:00 <Tigger_> never pay
19:43:00 <Tigger_> just eat as much as you can, and don't pay them a cent
19:43:00 <Tigger_> then come back the next day, and so on
19:44:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ -> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcf0WYfeIkecTLQ_GzkBu1w
19:44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
19:44:00 <Warren1984> [15:52] <Ethanol> Warren1984: Do you have a name? Perhaps we can find information about this woman on the internet. <- no
19:45:00 <Warren1984> [15:33] <Ethanol> Warren1984 went on a date with an abo a couple years ago <- that was when I was 23
19:45:00 <Warren1984> and I did tell her I was ambivilant
19:45:00 <Warren1984> so she kind of forced herself onto me
19:46:00 <mrwuf> nice
19:46:00 <Warren1984> [15:29] <Warren1984> robbed by an Asian female?
19:46:00 <Warren1984> [15:30] <mrwuf> be cool
19:46:00 <Warren1984> [15:30] <@Tigger_> yes, when Ke$han tried to pressure you into sending money
19:46:00 <Warren1984> [15:30] <@Tigger_> telling you those lies about needing money to continue her studies <- ahh yeah
19:48:00 <mrwuf> self interest is almost always the motivating force in this age
19:48:00 <mrwuf> she was seeking a parasitic relationship, shoot for symbiotic those are mutually beneficial
19:50:00 <Tigger_> any handy tips on finding the symbiotic relationships?
19:51:00 <mrwuf> well you have to something other people want
19:51:00 <Warren1984> just try and think positivity
19:51:00 <mrwuf> and they something you desire
19:51:00 <Warren1984> positively
19:51:00 <mrwuf> if sex is the context, find out what is attractive and focus your energies becoming that
19:52:00 <mrwuf> I already know this one... low body fat... slightly toned muscles... good posture... well spoken... kindness.. there are other attributes like height, race, age, that we have no control over so its not worse focusing on them
19:53:00 <mrwuf> worse/worth* I need to find out how to stop this spell checker
19:54:00 <mrwuf> so diet, exercise is something you can use to increase your attractiveness... thats sexual currency..
19:55:00 <mrwuf> once you have something other people, and you find someone with something you desire, well now you start negotiations
19:56:00 <Marttin> the problem is that while warren wouldnt mind having a relationship that would cost him some money (like everyone) the gook is a professional and the price for the intercourse (if it happens) could go up a couple of thousands bucks
19:57:00 <Tigger_> Marttin is on the money
19:57:00 <Marttin> lol
19:57:00 <mrwuf> so you walk away
19:57:00 <Marttin> i think he shall go
19:58:00 <Lish> I think she wants to marry
19:58:00 <Lish> He'll end up like Ethanol
19:58:00 <Marttin> warren is smart, but lately he seems more needed of affection, where the risk is
19:58:00 <mrwuf> all woman getting on past 30 start to think marriage due to their biological clocks ticking down
19:59:00 <Lish> Not all women
19:59:00 <Marttin> lollll
19:59:00 <Lish> Some women are lesbians or don't want to get married
19:59:00 <Lish> Or have children
19:59:00 <Tigger_> there's no such thing as a lesbian, just women who can't get a man
19:59:00 <Marttin> besides, warren will share with us, #pd is the think tank of the net
19:59:00 <mrwuf> do you think thats natural
20:00:00 <Lish> What's natural
20:00:00 <Marttin> a first encounter and he'll be able to tell us if she is a good girl or has exclusively plans to get his money
20:01:00 <mrwuf> evolutionary pressure of refusing to produce offspring are self selecting themselves out of the gene pool, its simply not a trait that gets passed on
20:01:00 <Lish> Some people don't want kids
20:01:00 <Lish> I'm ok with it
20:01:00 <Lish> I don't even know if I want kids
20:01:00 <mrwuf> birth control is a fairly newish concept at least to the effectiveness and only recently introduced, perhaps your parents generation
20:02:00 <mrwuf> so over time that trait will probably wane so that only those woman with a desire to have children will pass on their genes
20:02:00 <Lish> You talk a lot of shit
20:02:00 <Lish> Have I ever said that
20:03:00 <Tigger_> con artists are very, very good. even quite smart people can be fooled
20:03:00 <mrwuf> hmm hold on let me get my emotional hat on, I was wearing my logically one
20:04:00 <Lish> You just talk dribble
20:04:00 <Lish> I don't know where you get this rubbish
20:04:00 <mrwuf> no u r
20:05:00 <Lish> Um right
20:05:00 <mrwuf> uh whatever!
20:05:00 <Lish> Ok now you're being retarded
20:05:00 <mrwuf> lol :))
20:05:00 <mrwuf> no u r
20:06:00 <mrwuf> I don't know if I want to have children either
20:06:00 <Lish> Might not be your choice, you gotta find someone to have them with haha
20:07:00 <Marttin> whats a con artist?
20:07:00 <mrwuf> oh snap!
20:07:00 <mrwuf> a con artist uses manipulation to get what they want
20:07:00 <mrwuf> its probably the predatory relationship
20:08:00 <mrwuf> theres three big ones, parasites, symbiosis and predators
20:08:00 <mrwuf> to defeat parasites you must be smart, to resist predators you must be strong, symbiants are friendlies
20:09:00 <Marttin> symbiants would be the risk for warren
20:09:00 <mrwuf> well the alternative if you avoid all three is loneliness
20:10:00 <Lish> Warren is going to end up with a wife from this date
20:11:00 <mrwuf> is that better or worse than loneliness, its a personal choice
20:11:00 <Ethanol> Well I hope he does gain a wife. But I fear he will lose a kidney.
20:11:00 <Lish> If he's getting conned, then it's worse
20:11:00 <Lish> Yeah you could be right Ethanol. I guess they don't find it too hard to find husbands for the Asian ladies
20:12:00 <mrwuf> lots of possibilities, some great some lousy, if you want explore you avoid both sure... but then your completely. and untterly. destined to be alone.
20:12:00 <mrwuf> won't/want ahhh
20:13:00 <mrwuf> I think warren is smart, so I think the risk is low
20:13:00 <Tigger_> you are doomed for a life of utter loneliness if you don't meet women from chinese massage parlours, like a pathetic neckbeard loser
20:14:00 <mrwuf> you are destined to a life of loneliness if you don't take any risks yes
20:15:00 <mrwuf> my own approach would be to meet her, see if she's hot, then try to bang her if I like her... no idea where that path leads..
20:15:00 <Ethanol> Warren1984: I hope it goes well, but hear this.... pictures, or didn't happen!
20:15:00 <mrwuf> I would buy her a milkshake or a coffee that would be my financially investment
20:15:00 <Lish> Warren isn't smart
20:15:00 <Lish> He's not dumb
20:15:00 <Lish> But he's too trusting
20:15:00 <Lish> He needs to be more cautious
20:16:00 <mrwuf> how does he gain this experience without taking risks?
20:16:00 <mrwuf> we learn from mistakes
20:16:00 <Tigger_> I fear for warren's bank account
20:16:00 <Lish> Yeah but not dangerous mistakes
20:16:00 <mrwuf> a person that has never made a mistake has never made anything
20:16:00 <Lish> Exactly tigger
20:16:00 <Lish> Some people need more protecting than others
20:16:00 <mrwuf> if it was meeting at her place, yes I would advise caution
20:17:00 <Tigger_> warren has a lot of money, and he's very trusting
20:17:00 <mrwuf> or if she asked me for money, another red flag... but a coffee in a public space is the natural safe environment where most dates occur
20:17:00 <mrwuf> he has that money because he's not a fool
20:18:00 <Marttin> he can goes there with the clothes, key cars, phone and 20 dollars
20:18:00 <Marttin> they dont know what he has on the bank
20:18:00 <Tigger_> warren needs to have JHoward on the rooftop with his sniper rifle in case anything goes wrong
20:19:00 <Tigger_> that's what they'll try and find out
20:19:00 <mrwuf> meeting a woman? paranoid much
20:19:00 <mrwuf> its far scarier from her perspective
20:20:00 <Marttin> its not like warren has properties, or business, so it will have to be a rather direct question
20:20:00 <Lish> But what if it's not a her
20:20:00 <Marttin> lol
20:21:00 <mrwuf> you bail
20:21:00 <mrwuf> you just walk off
20:21:00 <Tigger_> "Hello warren, I am here to drive you to her..."
20:21:00 <mrwuf> you can indulge them and just never talk to them again
20:22:00 <mrwuf> thats my approach... I don't make enemies but I pick my friends
20:23:00 <mrwuf> a mall is super safe place
20:23:00 <mrwuf> cameras security lots of people
20:23:00 <mrwuf> thats where woman choose to meet usually
20:23:00 <mrwuf> I prefer the beach but w/e
20:24:00 <Tigger_> where she wants to meet: http://www.goodlolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Seems-legit.jpg
20:25:00 <Warren1984> [17:16] <mrwuf> how does he gain this experience without taking risks? <- exactly
20:25:00 <Lish> Lolol
20:26:00 <Tigger_> "Hmmm, I wonder what happens if I stick my arm down this dark hole? Only one way to find out!"
20:26:00 <Marttin> haha
20:26:00 <mrwuf> I wonder what will happen if I rub these two sticks together
20:26:00 <Warren1984> I am just going to wear shorts, shirt and shoes
20:27:00 <Warren1984> [17:20] <Lish> But what if it's not a her <- Lish are you taking about yourself
20:27:00 <mrwuf> the reason we have -all- _this_ is because people took risks
20:27:00 <Lish> Warren1984: play nice
20:28:00 <mrwuf> get in the habit of doing risk assessments in your mind
20:29:00 <mrwuf> its just a short thought that identifies all the risks then evaluates them based in likelihood and impact
20:29:00 <mrwuf> listing pros and cons is kind of the same thing
20:30:00 <Marttin> The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.
20:30:00 <mrwuf> life is simply a series of calculated risks after all isn't it?
20:30:00 <Marttin> I clarify mrwuf
20:30:00 <Tigger_> we've finally had a conversation where Karl Marx is the voice of sanity
20:31:00 <Marttin> LOL
20:31:00 <Warren1984> yes mrwuf
20:31:00 <mrwuf> I love talking culture
20:31:00 <Warren1984> she might even have children
20:31:00 <mrwuf> it hardly gets a mention here but cultures are the things you can dissect
20:31:00 <Warren1984> not sure
20:31:00 <Warren1984> bbl walk
20:32:00 <Warren1984> walking clip de clop
20:32:00 <mrwuf> when someone mentions 'black' I automatically assume they are talking culture anyway
20:35:00 <mrwuf> culture is the overarching umbrella term now, it is the modern lexicon over the older race one, thats how we are able to discuss other people with different thinking to our own without seeming outdated
20:36:00 <mrwuf> american has two cultures, running concurrently
20:36:00 <mrwuf> this is evidenced but the various differences in names given to children
20:37:00 <mrwuf> race no longer cuts the mustard
20:37:00 <mrwuf> there are white people who adopt black culture
20:37:00 <mrwuf> and visa versa
20:37:00 <Lish> Like me
20:38:00 <mrwuf> do you listen to rap music
20:38:00 <Lish> Sometimes
20:38:00 <mrwuf> nice
20:39:00 <Tigger_> there is no overlap, white rap is totally different to black rap
20:39:00 <mrwuf> hehe
20:39:00 <Lish> I listen to both
20:39:00 <Lish> But mostly commercial rap that white ppl like lol
20:39:00 <Tigger_> black rap is just about strutting and boasting about how much money and bitches you have
20:39:00 <Lish> But I like NBA
20:40:00 <mrwuf> yes black culture is a secondary culture its not the leading culture, so it doesn't control itself
20:40:00 <Tigger_> while white rap is about existential themes
20:40:00 <mrwuf> white culture controls black culture, check out what race all the recording studio execs are
20:40:00 <Tigger_> what race are they?
20:40:00 <mrwuf> and those things you mention, the boasting, thats advertising dollars!
20:40:00 <mrwuf> product placement
20:41:00 <mrwuf> black culture is not in charge of black culture, they have the power to be, but theres no organisation
20:41:00 <Lish> I listen to the bitches and money rap sometimes
20:41:00 <mrwuf> its a secondary culture to white america
20:43:00 <mrwuf> instead of black and white I'm going to use american and african, those terms make me dated
20:43:00 <Lish> American?
20:43:00 <Lish> What does that mean? White?
20:43:00 <mrwuf> kind of
20:44:00 <mrwuf> the are diverse racial groups in each
20:44:00 <Lish> Black people are American too
20:44:00 <mrwuf> a black man who holds a steady job, is a family man, pays off a house, saves for retirement is american culture
20:44:00 <mrwuf> and a white guy who listens to rap, sells drugs, tries to collect guns and gold, a hedonistic culture is african
20:44:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:44:00 <mrwuf> notice the only difference is value systems
20:44:00 <President_Trump> 4TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
20:45:00 <mrwuf> which is what how cultures differ from each other
20:45:00 <Lish> You're talking shit again
20:46:00 <Lish> It's not African culture
20:46:00 <mrwuf> yo shorty stop dissin me
20:46:00 <Lish> I don't like the masais are rapping and selling drugs
20:46:00 <mrwuf> player hater
20:46:00 <Lish> I don't think I mean
20:47:00 <mrwuf> music is a type of culture in itself
20:47:00 <mrwuf> all the best musical genes have a culture behind him
20:47:00 <mrwuf> the 60's free spirits and the rolling stones, led sep
20:47:00 <mrwuf> the 50's rock n roll renegades
20:47:00 <mrwuf> etc
20:48:00 <mrwuf> swinging 40's
20:48:00 <Lish> But you can't call that rap culture, African
20:48:00 <Lish> That's just fundamentally wrong
20:48:00 <mrwuf> whats a better term
20:48:00 <Lish> And suburban culture American
20:48:00 <mrwuf> ohh I like that
20:48:00 <mrwuf> mainstream culture and suburban culture
20:49:00 <mrwuf> even better
20:49:00 <Marttin> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eboetUCDpFY <- lenin approves this message
20:49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Democracy Is About the People, Not Kings and Czars | Bernie Sanders (Feb 24, 2016) Length: 1:26 - Category: News & Politics - 7,357 views - 931 likes (99.4%), 6 dislikes (0.6%)
20:49:00 <mrwuf> american mainstream culture and american suburban culture, perfect, good work
20:50:00 <mrwuf> I'm going to cook some steak, peace
20:50:00 <Tigger_> Bernie can't win
20:51:00 <Lish> Why
20:51:00 <Tigger_> the numbers are against him
20:51:00 <Marttin> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dUZCbYtP3DU I wonder who is this woman, they should use her more to explain black people why is sanders the best for them
20:51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nina Turner: Bernie Sanders is a Champion for Civil Rights (Feb 25, 2016) Length: 5:50 - Category: News & Politics - 6,847 views - 1,214 likes (99.4%), 7 dislikes (0.6%)
20:51:00 <Lish> That sucks
20:51:00 <President_Trump> Lish donate to bernie using your vpn
20:51:00 <Tigger_> heh
20:52:00 <Lish> Nh
20:52:00 <Lish> Nah
20:52:00 <AndroUser> Lish is a loser
20:52:00 <Lish> I need to donate to some charity walk around the tan
20:52:00 <Lish> That's all I'll do
20:52:00 <Tigger_> political analysts are now pretty much conceding that Hillary is going to win the nomination
20:53:00 <President_Trump> i just watched the debate
20:53:00 <AndroUser> Congrats
20:53:00 <President_Trump> all those losers on fox reckon rubio was outstanding
20:53:00 <President_Trump> AndroUser it was RAW EMOTION
20:54:00 <halalololol> Outstanding taste is music
20:54:00 <Tigger_> I'll watch it later
20:54:00 <halalololol> In
20:54:00 <AndroUser> Rubio is such a faggot
20:54:00 <Tigger_> they really are desperate that they think a one on one match between Rubio and Trump is going to come out well for them
20:55:00 <AndroUser> Rubio is too much of a faggot to be POTUS
20:55:00 <Tigger_> he is rumoured to be a fag
20:55:00 <AndroUser> Trump will win
20:55:00 <AndroUser> I gambled on trump back when he was paying 22-1
20:57:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllll @ AndroUser the liar
20:57:00 <AndroUser> ?
20:57:00 <President_Trump> show the receipt
20:57:00 <Tigger_> AndroUser put $10,000 on Trump
20:57:00 <President_Trump> <@Tigger_> AndroUser put $10,000 on Trump 4,4 to win Iowa
20:58:00 <Tigger_> heh
20:58:00 <Tigger_> if Trump wins Super Tuesday, he'll be so far ahead in delegates that he's out of reach
20:59:00 <AndroUser> Vote on ben Carson faggot
20:59:00 <AndroUser> Bet*
20:59:00 <Tigger_> another thing is that Rubio might win a few southern states, Cruz might win Texas, but Trump is the only one who does well all the time, everywhere
20:59:00 <halalololol> This debate recap is funn
20:59:00 <halalololol> Y
20:59:00 <President_Trump> is rubio ahead in any states?
21:00:00 <Tigger_> I don't think so, maybe Florida
21:00:00 <President_Trump> trump is 20 points ahead in florida
21:00:00 <Tigger_> that must hurt
21:01:00 <Tigger_> if Rubio can't win Florida, he's got no hope at all
21:01:00 <President_Trump> trump will probably make kasich vp
21:01:00 <Tigger_> they're not really politically in alignment though
21:02:00 <Tigger_> Kasich doesn't believe in walls
21:02:00 <President_Trump> he will if he can be vp
21:02:00 <Tigger_> maybe
21:03:00 <Tigger_> hmmm, time for a walk, back in a bit
21:23:00 <Lish> Is it holiday yet
21:24:00 <doctor> Its always Holidays Lish
21:24:00 <doctor> Nothing needs to be done when you give yourself in to the Lord of Time
21:25:00 <Lish> Shutup stupid
21:29:00 <doctor> It's only in Jest Lish, you can be quite nasty
21:30:00 <Lish> You can be quite sensitive
21:30:00 <doctor> No, you're just a bitch
21:31:00 <Lish> Incorrect
21:31:00 <Lish> You're just on your period
21:32:00 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl9ZJOD7lDw
21:33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Supporter To Trump 'I'm A Muslim And I'm For You All The Way' (Feb 19, 2016) Length: 0:41 - Category: Comedy - 71 views views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:35:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> lmao
21:35:00 <doctor> Just signed away his citizenship
21:35:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> hmmm yes i'd be worried about warren
21:35:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> ill only need one look to sus it out
21:35:00 <Lish> See
21:36:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> as long as warren knows the $$$ limits, it can be a good experience
21:36:00 <mrwuf> a smooth sea never made a skilled sailor
21:36:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> there are some funny quotes from that debate
21:37:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> well the recent one
21:37:00 <doctor> What to worry about with Warren?
21:38:00 <mrwuf> hey doctor hows life treating you
21:38:00 <doctor> pretty good right about now
21:39:00 <doctor> yourself?
21:39:00 <Lish> But just a bit moody
21:39:00 <Lish> It seems
21:39:00 <mrwuf> ah excellent, ya very peaceful here
21:39:00 <Lish> Warren is going to meet some Asian girl the lady at the massage parlour told him about at a shopping centre tomorrow
21:39:00 <doctor> Lish, you called me stupid and told me to shutup. How was I supposed to react?
21:39:00 <mrwuf> ringbarked a giant palm tree that was blocking the solar panels, all the prongs fell off, so now cleanup tomorrow
21:40:00 <doctor> Oh, he'll probably get bored of her
21:40:00 <Lish> You said something stupid and annoying
21:40:00 <Lish> What else was I supposed to say doctor
21:40:00 <mrwuf> I would love a hot asian FWB
21:40:00 <Lish> We think he might get conned doctor
21:40:00 <mrwuf> bet she knows how to cook delicious meals too
21:40:00 <mrwuf> probably cleans up after me, washes and irons my shirts
21:41:00 <mrwuf> eastern culture, say what you will about it, its very nice to be a male there
21:41:00 <Lish> Asian women are tough
21:41:00 <doctor> If he does, it'll be bad but he's a grown man
21:41:00 <Lish> But he doesn't use common sense sometimes
21:41:00 <doctor> He'll just learn to be more sceptical in the future
21:41:00 <Lish> And is too trusting
21:41:00 <mrwuf> they are exotic princesses
21:41:00 <doctor> No better way to learn
21:42:00 <Lish> Dumb advice doctor
21:42:00 <mrwuf> I have... uhm... researched them online... they are hot
21:42:00 <doctor> Why do you even care? You hate Warren
21:42:00 <Lish> I don't want to see him get conned
21:43:00 <Lish> I know he's special
21:43:00 <Lish> I'm not a monster
21:43:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i dont want warren to get conned because he needs fuel to drive me down to Albany
21:43:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> so we can meet strummo on teh way too
21:43:00 <mrwuf> lmao
21:44:00 <mrwuf> I think russian woman are the hottest
21:44:00 <mrwuf> that accent is divine
21:44:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> there are interesting YT videos on that
21:44:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> with American men goign nuts ove rthem
21:44:00 <mrwuf> south american woman have that kind of accent thats so hot as well
21:44:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i think you'd find it informative, analysing it all. what they say, their behaviour etc
21:44:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> not just the men but the women too
21:44:00 <mrwuf> probably seen it
21:45:00 <mrwuf> theres all sorts of russian brides schemes around
21:45:00 <doctor> You all see him too much like a child
21:45:00 <mrwuf> I saw a documentary on one
21:45:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> there was one woman that was a sad case, she had a kid and complained about men not liking it after they find out
21:45:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> she was kinda cute
21:45:00 <mrwuf> drooling elderly men fawning of beautiful woman half their age
21:45:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> but at the same time she was still picky
21:45:00 <doctor> I don't think he's as gullible as you think
21:46:00 <mrwuf> maybe its just motherly instincts
21:46:00 <doctor> And Lish, your attitude tonight has really changed my opinion about you
21:46:00 <mrwuf> ah were all friends here, we joke, is a fun place
21:47:00 <Lish> How did it change your opinion doctor?
21:47:00 <mrwuf> we're healers not hurters
21:47:00 <mrwuf> Im kind of jealous
21:47:00 <doctor> I don't care to explain
21:47:00 <mrwuf> I want a date with a asian woman
21:47:00 <doctor> lol
21:48:00 <mrwuf> like 5 feet tall
21:48:00 <Lish> So nothing really
21:48:00 <Lish> You're just being a sook
21:48:00 <mrwuf> so I can throw her around, gently
21:48:00 <mrwuf> he's so lucky
21:49:00 <mrwuf> I knew a asian woman that was friends with my roommate that I met at a party
21:49:00 <mrwuf> she ended up staying over at our place for a while while there were floods
21:49:00 <mrwuf> she put on a party and invited me, it seemed important that I come
21:49:00 <mrwuf> I asked my roommate and he said she wants to set you up with her sister
21:49:00 <doctor> Did she supply good food?
21:50:00 <mrwuf> ya she cooked stir fries with oyster sauce, I still like oyster sauce
21:50:00 <mrwuf> I didn't go, I met her briefly before she was stunningly beautiful and a virgin
21:50:00 <mrwuf> its hard to resist temptation, so I remove it from my environment
21:50:00 <doctor> How did you know she was a virgin?
21:51:00 <mrwuf> my roommate and his female friend were teasing and joking about it, I think he was jealous tbh, it made the woman feel like a slut
21:51:00 <mrwuf> that woman had a bf that wasn't my roommate but stayed over often
21:51:00 <Tigger_> <doctor> No better way to learn <- the better way to learn is from someone else's mistakes, not your own
21:53:00 <doctor> in some ways, but I don't think he's going to get conned
21:53:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> are there many of My PeOplE in Gladstone?
21:53:00 <mrwuf> maybe seduced out of some semen if he's lucky
21:53:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> we generally dont liek country towns etc
21:53:00 <mrwuf> this was in brisbane, there are a few asians around... I don't know any
21:53:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i c
21:53:00 <mrwuf> mostly at the chinese food place, some stunners there with poor english
21:54:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> yes, you dont want to learn about the dangers of drugs or reckless driving by trial and error
21:54:00 <mrwuf> they watch you so carefully when you speak, because of the language barrier, it is a little intense
21:54:00 <mrwuf> so friendly
21:54:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> but self-pwnage is a lesson you never forget (if you are mentally sound)
21:55:00 <mrwuf> have you dated an asian before xm
21:55:00 <mrwuf> or doctor?
21:55:00 <Lish> Of course xm has
21:55:00 <Lish> Hahahaha
21:55:00 <mrwuf> was it you Lish
21:55:00 <mrwuf> is that why u laughing
21:55:00 <mrwuf> busted
21:55:00 <mrwuf> oh wait are you asian
21:55:00 <Tigger_> gays don't 'date' asians
21:56:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i went through a long phase of hating Asian women tho mrwuf
21:56:00 <mrwuf> hmm there was a gay guy on this network before that an asian boyfriend
21:56:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> pretty sure doc saw a jap
21:56:00 <mrwuf> nice
21:56:00 <doctor> I see a fair few gays with asian bfs
21:56:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> but an Asian girl did flake on me once, but i wasn tsurprised because she is 10 years younger
21:56:00 <doctor> They seem to last a long while as well
21:56:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> tapped in the head too
21:56:00 <Tigger_> greeksnake was furious that he can't put "No asians" on his grindr profile anymore
21:57:00 <doctor> Maybe thats why damio and wei have been together for so long
21:57:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> asperger's, former skimpy, but now settled down and married nayway
21:57:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> has grindr gone all PC?
21:57:00 <Tigger_> yes
21:57:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> odd
21:57:00 <Lish> No I'm not Asia
21:57:00 <Lish> N
21:57:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> mrwuf: do you watch If You Are The One?
21:57:00 <Tigger_> grindr apparently actually describes itself as 'family friendly'
21:57:00 <mrwuf> not even caucasian
21:57:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> hilarious dating show, interesting way to see how blunt Asian women can be
21:57:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> LMAO
21:57:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> family friend
21:57:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> ly
21:57:00 <mrwuf> Caucasian
21:57:00 <Tigger_> I saw some clips from it, they sure are demanding
21:58:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i think Warren still thinks Lish is Asian
21:58:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> thanks to my skillful photoshopping
21:58:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> yes, it's a crazy show
21:58:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> the last episode about Australians was funny
21:58:00 <Lish> Warren is stupid though
21:58:00 <Lish> For thinking that
21:58:00 <Tigger_> what did they say about Australians?
21:58:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> because a guy went on and KNEW about half of the Australians on there already
21:58:00 <mrwuf> I get the impression he thinks a lot
21:59:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> they just had Australians on as both the guy and girls
21:59:00 <mrwuf> in fact that he overthinks things more than under
21:59:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> my sister knew 2 people who got on
21:59:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> they already knew each other before too and funnily enough they ended up seeing each other later
21:59:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> most Asians seem to know each other
21:59:00 <mrwuf> emotional intelligence is sort of hard to learn
21:59:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> ive pretty much known much Asians on here
21:59:00 <mrwuf> theres that really good book, How to Win Friends and Influence People
21:59:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> Warren has mentioned that book
22:00:00 <mrwuf> I've read it cover to cover twice its so good
22:00:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> the nice thing about Warren is that it is always easy to get him a birthday gift
22:00:00 <Tigger_> b1rd read that
22:00:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> if that fails, another dictaphone wont hurt
22:00:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> his 5th
22:00:00 <mrwuf> lots of books just use facts, suggestions, boring really... that uses examples instead, very engaging hard to put down
22:00:00 <doctor> Just consider the people he keeps as friends, would any of you rip him off?
22:00:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> b1rd had that crazy FTP, and i think he had a few bookwarez
22:00:00 <doctor> He's not dumb in that area by any stretch of the word
22:01:00 <mrwuf> I'm reading Surivival by the scouts association, kinda cool
22:01:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> he still had girls like Ke$ha tho, and also Mark
22:01:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> but Mark wasnt by choice
22:01:00 <Tigger_> Mark Campbell was planning to murder warren
22:01:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> ive got that SAS book mrwuf
22:01:00 <mrwuf> sweet
22:01:00 <doctor> Keshas no threat, shes just some teenager from the philippines
22:01:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> it would be a good read, especially if it's adapted well for Australia
22:01:00 <mrwuf> I kinda like reading a book but afterwards I never touch them again, its just junk to move
22:01:00 <doctor> Mark Campbell seemed like the kind of person nobody would like
22:02:00 <mrwuf> online books are more efficient but theres always something else to do on a PC... I read them when I run out of tv shows
22:02:00 <Tigger_> we don't really know if Ke$han was a girl or not, or a group of people
22:02:00 <doctor> And Warren, being sensitive, probably didn't want to put up with his toxic nonsense
22:02:00 <mrwuf> I just finished the Hunter Thompson collection a few weeks ago
22:02:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> sensitive people are actually more vulnerable to toxic relationships
22:03:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> psychopaths seek them out and their vulnerable victims feel compelled to stay or even feel they deserve it
22:03:00 <Tigger_> that is very true
22:03:00 <mrwuf> pretty much
22:03:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> it's people who have been in healthy relationships that wont put up with that crap. they know they can do better
22:04:00 <mrwuf> best to get the nasties out of the way earlier so you can spot them later
22:04:00 <Tigger_> one thing that introverts must be very wary of are extroverts making special efforts to be their friend, it's never for a good reason
22:04:00 <mrwuf> thats not been my experience
22:04:00 <Tigger_> it is always the case
22:04:00 <mrwuf> thats very sad
22:04:00 <doctor> Just as well he has the reason to not stick around, probably could have done it differently but at least he didn't stick around
22:05:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> the scary bit is that many extroverts arent even consciously aware that they use people as resources, so can show what seems to be genuine moments of concern/comfort/sympathy etc
22:05:00 <Tigger_> extroverts are inherently predatory, never encountered one that wasn't
22:05:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> it can confuse people who easily forgive when they see a glimmer of change/positivity
22:05:00 <mrwuf> yea psychopaths tend to be really good at manipulation, they would make excellent professionals its the lack of empathy that causes so much hurt
22:05:00 <doctor> Not all extroverts are out to rort you
22:05:00 <Tigger_> they're out for something
22:06:00 <mrwuf> ya I kind of like dating extroverts
22:06:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> at the very least they want your attention
22:06:00 <mrwuf> it balances us out as a couple
22:06:00 <doctor> Yeah, we all are. Theres no such thing as a completely selfless act
22:06:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i think it can actually work between an extrovert and introvert strangely enough
22:06:00 <mrwuf> an extrovert has skills that I don't posses
22:06:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> get her to do all the human interfacing hahahaha
22:06:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> yes, exactly
22:06:00 <mrwuf> so in social situations two introverts don't do so well, but a introvert and a extrovert are dynamite
22:06:00 <mrwuf> the trade off is the introvert has to be more social
22:06:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> what would be itneresting though is two schizoids
22:07:00 <Tigger_> the relationship between an introvert and extrovert is inherently imbalanced, as the extrovert always has more options to jump ship
22:07:00 <mrwuf> probably produce a shared delusion
22:07:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> ive seen too many of those quiet/introverted male relationships with loud-mouthed extroverted women
22:07:00 <mrwuf> alienate everyone around them
22:07:00 <mrwuf> ah not at all
22:07:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i also came across a comment by a conservative that a lot of conservative men tend to marry strong/bossy women
22:07:00 <Tigger_> cuckservatives
22:08:00 <mrwuf> an introvert is better at balancing finances, an extrovert better at dealing with complaints for example
22:08:00 <Tigger_> Jeb Bush comes home to a scolding from his 4 foot high Mexican wife "You stupid gringo! Why didn't you put the bins out!"
22:08:00 <mrwuf> its a coalition, a team, with different skill sets, much more powerful together than aline
22:08:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> does anyone here believe in the existence of ambiverts
22:09:00 <mrwuf> sure some introverts are forced to learn social decor
22:09:00 <Tigger_> no, but there are people who can behave as ambiverts, like the secret schizoid
22:09:00 <doctor> I seem to do well over the phone with people. I'm just easy going and it tends to get things done quicker
22:09:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i know bipolar people can make it seem like they are extroverted when they are not though, but that is not extroversion per se
22:09:00 <mrwuf> taking a introvert and putting them into a business corporation is a sure fire way to accelerate the process
22:09:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i can fake it now, ive gotten to that point in life where i can. i just dont have the consistency
22:09:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> it takes up so much energy to be a make-believe salesman
22:10:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> where you are selling.. yourself
22:10:00 <mrwuf> suddenly it doesn't matter if what you know is right, if you lack to skills to conduct a meeting and convince people you solution is optimal
22:10:00 <doctor> true, that's the problem I had
22:10:00 <mrwuf> its a different part of the brain
22:10:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> so in a work or social environment etc you might as well give up, because it will confuse people more if you are inconsistent with your energy levels and interaction
22:10:00 <mrwuf> I told you the theory I had where introverts favour their sense of hearing, where as extroverts prefer visual information
22:10:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> they might also think you hate them now, but not before. or that you like one person more because you behaved more lively around them
22:11:00 <doctor> i'm beyond sceptical I'm even sceptical towards myself. it's not easy for me to accept compliments to strengthen my identity
22:11:00 <mrwuf> ya I had a hard time handling compliments too, now I've learnt just to say 'thank you'
22:11:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> someone complimented me the other day and asked why i didnt respond
22:11:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> so i replied with the smart ass comment:
22:11:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> "my parents never complimented me, i dont know how to respond"
22:11:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> said it deadpan too to add to the confusion
22:12:00 <doctor> lol
22:12:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> apparently ive never ever laughed out at work
22:12:00 <mrwuf> thats sardonic humour its very good
22:12:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i must be seen as that full on stoic Asian with poker face
22:12:00 <doctor> The one to go to with an IT related problem
22:13:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i find something interesting about work actually
22:13:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> if someone asks a question
22:13:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> make it either a 'yes' or 'no'
22:13:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> people prefer that and will respect you more for it
22:13:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> there are some people that will go on and on
22:13:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> of course there are cases where you must explain further
22:14:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> but i always keep my conversations short because i need to get back to my ProGreSsIve TrAnCE
22:14:00 <mrwuf> hehe nice
22:14:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> mrwuf did i tell you my last work had like 3-5 cats running around
22:14:00 <mrwuf> I faced a problem where business leaders with no knowledge of IT making technical calls without consolation
22:15:00 <mrwuf> consultation*
22:15:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> lmao, those people are hilarious
22:15:00 <mrwuf> that work environment sounds fun
22:15:00 <mrwuf> ya you have to manage from below
22:15:00 <mrwuf> by asking the right leading questions
22:16:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> smaller web dev/software companies allow more random stuff, engineering is too traditional by comparison. certain beliefs are well-established and entrenched. such as you must be at work and not work from home, must dress up etc etc
22:16:00 <mrwuf> ah so we're going with XYZ for project B, cool cool, oh.. thats a little risky, you are very brave!!!
22:16:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i suppose that is the benefit of IT being new
22:16:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> more accomodating
22:16:00 <mrwuf> I use risk assessments to control the momentum
22:16:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> but also bad because you've got no lobby groups
22:16:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> unlike other traditonal industries
22:17:00 <mrwuf> call a meeting, list all ideas, you take them from people so they are no longer emotionally involved, write them on a white board
22:17:00 <mrwuf> then everyone goes through the likelihood of occurring, rated 1-10, and the impact
22:17:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> have you seen that Silicon Valley white board scene?
22:17:00 <mrwuf> of course you already know the safest passage, thats all managers care about really, not getting their heads chopped off
22:17:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> where they are calculating the risk with that ExTReMe sports guy
22:17:00 <mrwuf> so you navigate them to your least risk adverse solution, BAM
22:17:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> the stunt guy
22:18:00 <mrwuf> yea funny
22:18:00 <mrwuf> the how many people do you need to wank everyone off or something
22:18:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> ive been told that you always cover your bosses ass, even at the expense of yourself or clients. because ultimately your boss has more sway over your termination or protection
22:18:00 <mrwuf> I've only watched the first season, not really into it
22:18:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> boss'
22:19:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> nah it's good
22:19:00 <mrwuf> a good manager catches the blame and shares the praise
22:19:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> keep goin
22:19:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> gets much better
22:19:00 <mrwuf> weak leadership is the worst
22:20:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> it is weird when you get a manager that whines about other colleagues. it undermines their credibility, lowers morale and makes you wonder if they have whinged about you too
22:20:00 <mrwuf> a consultation approach, getting everyone on board, those kinds of extrovert skills make for a good manager
22:20:00 <mrwuf> ya theres lots of weak leadership, its one thing I can't stand in a workplace
22:20:00 <mrwuf> can work around it, its just a lot of energy
22:20:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> Warren1984 my mother met some sexy South African man today, about 6ft tall and sweeped her off her feet with talk of SOPs
22:20:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> how was your day?
22:20:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> what did you get up to?
22:21:00 <President_Trump> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3463835/The-disappearance-MH370-shooting-MH17-masterminded-Vladimir-Putin-aviation-expert-claims.html
22:21:00 <President_Trump> new article
22:21:00 <mrwuf> seagull managers are the worst
22:22:00 <Tigger_> The disappearance of flight MH370 and the shooting of MH17 just months later may both have been masterminded by Vladimir Putin, according to an astonishing claim by an aviation expert.
22:23:00 <Tigger_> I like the Black Hand theory more, mainly because of the cool name
22:23:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> what is this theory?
22:23:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> no one has raised this sort of stuff around Prom
22:24:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> this might bring out his more playful side
22:24:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> bring him out of retirement
22:25:00 <Tigger_> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2890215/Mysterious-Chinese-blogger-sparks-online-frenzy-predicting-black-hand-going-bring-AirAsia-jet-THIRTEEN-days-one-vanished.html
22:27:00 <Warren1984> [19:20] <ILiveWithAPsychopath> Warren1984 my mother met some sexy South African man today, about 6ft tall and sweeped her off her feet with talk of SOPs <- lol
22:28:00 <Warren1984> purchase a pack of smarties for $1 and 6ft of hubba bubba
22:28:00 <Warren1984> yum hubba bubba
22:28:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> oh those circle things
22:28:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> in aroll
22:28:00 <Warren1984> yeah
22:29:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> m&ms > smarties
22:29:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> but if it were on sale, i suppose maybew
22:29:00 <Warren1984> 50g at woolworths for $1
22:29:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> sprinkle it over icecream
22:29:00 <Warren1984> good idea
22:30:00 <mrwuf> gosh how many calories is that
22:30:00 <Warren1984> the MH370 was flown into strum's stinker, that's why they cannot find it
22:30:00 <mrwuf> how come he doesn't come here
22:30:00 <Tigger_> we invite him in
22:30:00 <President_Trump> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcIs5lnUAAEWYrS.jpg:large
22:30:00 <mrwuf> is it his anti-israel stuff
22:30:00 <President_Trump> the more debates the better
22:31:00 <Tigger_> strum doesn't like that there are jews in #pd
22:31:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i gave up on strum after he banned me for nothing
22:31:00 <mrwuf> haha
22:31:00 <mrwuf> zomg where
22:31:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> myimmortal, skips (androuser)
22:31:00 <Tigger_> we have a few jewish regulars
22:31:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> occasionally screwss
22:31:00 <Warren1984> SOPs are only there for backup ILiveWithAPsychopath
22:31:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> we've had former jews before too
22:31:00 <mrwuf> lmao
22:31:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> quitenormal
22:32:00 <mrwuf> =]
22:32:00 <mrwuf> is he aware theres a difference between being a jew and being a zionist
22:32:00 <mrwuf> o wow my cat typed that smiley by rubbing against my keyboard
22:32:00 <mrwuf> she sends her love :)))
22:32:00 <Tigger_> #pd = proudly zionist
22:32:00 <Warren1984> for example when I go walking I generally don't consult my checklist, but if something goes wrong I do in order not to repeat the mistake
22:32:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> Warren1984: yes, a SOP should be seen like a black belt in karate. you should not need to use it, but knowing you can gives you amazing manly confidence
22:32:00 <mrwuf> ahaha
22:32:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> on the streets, at work, at home
22:33:00 <Warren1984> SOPs just give routine to everything
22:33:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i told my friend the other day about how i recorded all my lectures Warren1984
22:33:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> and we discussed over its efficiency
22:33:00 <mrwuf> zionism is a fairly militant organisation, once the land disputes are settled it will tone down, evolve into something else
22:34:00 <mrwuf> the people that build the temples never get to live inside
22:34:00 <mrwuf> you feel me?
22:34:00 <Warren1984> INTP They hate to work on routine things - they would much prefer to build complex theoretical solutions, and leave the implementation of the system to others.
22:34:00 <Warren1984> Routinize: Develop standard operating procedures (SOPs) for all job tasks.
22:35:00 <Warren1984> They hate to work on routine things - they would much prefer to build complex theoretical solutions, and leave the implementation of the system to others.
22:35:00 <Warren1984> Simplify: Break overly complex activities into simple step by step job tasks, keep these steps written down on a story board or note book and then check them off as you complete them to stay on task and make sure the task is completed.
22:36:00 <Tigger_> zionism is a very honourable cause, taking back land that God gave to the Jews, away from the Palestinian thieves
22:36:00 <mrwuf> have you traced the history of the jews
22:36:00 <mrwuf> they aren't arabs or semites they are polish mostly, thats why they speak yiiddish and not hebrew
22:37:00 <mrwuf> yiddish is more like german
22:37:00 <Tigger_> irrelevant
22:37:00 <mrwuf> well the god that spoke to jews was not speaking to the polish
22:38:00 <mrwuf> I think jews have been almost wiped from the face of the earth, they are still around
22:38:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> it is still possible that the Khazar people are semits, possibly a lost tribe of Israel
22:38:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> semites*
22:38:00 <mrwuf> ya possibly except if you read the history they adopting judaism
22:39:00 <mrwuf> they had a choice and picked judism, islam forbids alcohol
22:39:00 <mrwuf> it was a wise move
22:39:00 <Warren1984> ILiveWithAPsychopath why are SOPs the only thing INTPs can work with?
22:39:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> but Revelation does say that Israelites will convert en masse, suggesting they exist as an identifiable group
22:39:00 <mrwuf> sure they are still around
22:39:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> other drugs in Islam arent forbidden tho
22:40:00 <Tigger_> most muslim families smoke marijuana together, the parents, kids, grandparents
22:40:00 <mrwuf> ya I think Iran has a pretty lax relationship with the poppy
22:40:00 <mrwuf> yea in lebanon for sure
22:40:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i see Islam as a legalstic system, where every Muslim consults their Imam/lawyer on how to exploit loopholes
22:40:00 <mrwuf> saudi arabia not so much
22:40:00 <mrwuf> religion is an older political model
22:41:00 <mrwuf> it was useful for a time, that times passing almost over possibly
22:41:00 <mrwuf> before religion we were beasts yea
22:41:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> why certain things are allowed or forbidden creates no curiousity in them, "it just is"
22:41:00 <mrwuf> now we're gentlemen of the new millennium
22:41:00 <Warren1984> ILiveWithAPsychopath my Psychiatrist basically wanted to see me make progress with these SOPs but it looks like it didn't, also things are always changing
22:42:00 <Warren1984> he said time management and organization are what you need
22:42:00 <mrwuf> we've gone from tribal to fast approaching terrestrial hive
22:42:00 <mrwuf> evolution aww yeah
22:43:00 <mrwuf> warren look up stuff to talk about with woman
22:43:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> eating rice pudding yum
22:43:00 <mrwuf> have a few safety questions in case you need em
22:43:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> anyone else tried
22:44:00 <Tigger_> Israel needs a free hand to clear out the vermin, the trespassers
22:44:00 <mrwuf> I don't eat carbs atm
22:44:00 <mrwuf> down from 77.7kg to 74.9kg in about 14 days
22:45:00 <mrwuf> I miss potatoes more than rice
22:46:00 <Warren1984> On the first day u don't really have to worry about what to talk to them about mrwuf
22:46:00 <mrwuf> well I like to prepare
22:46:00 <mrwuf> I start with a compliment, wow your beautiful, sets the tone (assuming I like her)
22:47:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i hate the whole anticipation of socialising, you're better off not preparing
22:47:00 <mrwuf> then I introduce myself, she does the same, then its small talk, how is your day going, did you have trouble finding this place
22:47:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> see your date as a seinfeld episode
22:47:00 <mrwuf> and I would have a game plan, I'd suggest we get a coffee or a fruit smoothie and talk about that until we get there
22:47:00 <mrwuf> no I have a prop, so at least one of hands has something
22:48:00 <mrwuf> ya or a ben stiller movie haha
22:48:00 <mrwuf> probably suggest we go for a walk, check out the shops
22:48:00 <mrwuf> casually talk about stuff in the windows while letting the conversation flow into other topics
22:48:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> isnt Zoolander II out
22:48:00 <mrwuf> keep things casual, friendly, be cool
22:49:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i tend to liek his movies, best being Tropic Thunder
22:49:00 <Tigger_> ask her about her massage work
22:49:00 <mrwuf> if I like her, ask if she wants to meet up later tonight... maybe go to a movie or something, check movies before hand and say I really want to see XZY do you want to come?
22:49:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> Warren1984: ask her if im her favourite son
22:49:00 <mrwuf> rather than ask her out directly i'll lead like I'm doing it, would you like to come
22:50:00 <mrwuf> meet at movie, after move go to some place that serves alcohol
22:50:00 <mrwuf> chat
22:50:00 <mrwuf> by then you're going to know if you like her or not
22:50:00 <mrwuf> hope that helps
22:51:00 <mrwuf> I've only dated an asian once I was pretty dumb, I think she wanted to have sex in the bathroom but the language barrier
22:52:00 <mrwuf> she went and asked for the bathroom key, then asked if I would join her, I waited outside like a gentleman
22:52:00 <mrwuf> everyone else seemed to know what has happening except me
22:52:00 <Tigger_> she wanted you to hold the toilet paper for her
22:53:00 <mrwuf> it just wasn't meant to be, she was koreana
22:53:00 <Warren1984> should I ride on clip de clop into the massage parlar
22:53:00 <mrwuf> either way I made a really cool friends
22:53:00 <Tigger_> get your horse to kick in the massage parlour door, and yell "You're all under arrest!"
22:53:00 <Warren1984> clip clop could shit on those getting massages
22:54:00 <mrwuf> her wrist as the same thickness as my member when I hugged her I got the impression if I squeezed too hard I might kill her she felt so fragile
22:54:00 <mrwuf> she was about 31 too warren
22:54:00 <mrwuf> so hot tho smoking hot she looked maybe 18
22:54:00 <Warren1984> mrwuf should I ride clip clop in and say want a ride?
22:54:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> mrwuf: perhaps you are pining over a lost opportunity, and not so much into Asian girls
22:55:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> like a vendetta against fate
22:55:00 <mrwuf> yeah probably
22:55:00 <mrwuf> I want to bone one for sure and a indian girl
22:55:00 <mrwuf> they both are really exotic
22:55:00 <Tigger_> what about an african?
22:55:00 <mrwuf> maybe
22:55:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> ive seen some Indian/Asian girl mixes that turned out all right
22:56:00 <Tigger_> you must!
22:56:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ should marry an Indian girl
22:56:00 <mrwuf> nice
22:56:00 <Tigger_> Warren1984, only white girls for me
22:56:00 <Warren1984> have Indian food making contests
22:56:00 <Tigger_> but I definitely think mrwuf should get with an african
22:56:00 <mrwuf> how many white girls have you boned Tigger_
22:56:00 <mrwuf> as many africans as I have? :P
22:57:00 <Tigger_> it'd be even better to get married and have half black children. well they'd be all black, but you know what I mean
22:57:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> Reeva was South African
22:57:00 <mrwuf> only teasing you seem like a gentleman I think woman would find you intriguing
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22:58:00 <Tigger_> the Clip Clop got cut off halfway
22:58:00 <mrwuf> neighhhh
22:58:00 <Warren1984> that is the face that will look through each and every persons room, getting a massage
22:58:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> warren's connection got performance anxiety
22:58:00 <Warren1984> yeah it disconnected me
22:58:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> lmao Warren1984
22:58:00 <Warren1984> lol ILiveWithAPsychopath
22:58:00 <mrwuf> lol
22:58:00 <mrwuf> making a move is easy too
22:58:00 <mrwuf> what I do is when were sitting together I start to touch her
22:59:00 <mrwuf> and just watch how she reacts
22:59:00 <mrwuf> maybe an arm around shoulder, does she snuggle in or freeze
22:59:00 <mrwuf> and if signals are green, I put my hand on her knee
22:59:00 <Warren1984> put sugar cubes on the backs of those get massages
22:59:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> Warren1984: best way to get a date out of a 'massage parlour' is to claim to be an investigator investigating "illegal brothels masquerading as massage parlours"
22:59:00 <mrwuf> if she doesn't pull away or freeze, then we're in business
22:59:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> they wont even read English, show them your TAFE card
22:59:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> claim that is your federal ID
22:59:00 <Warren1984> lol ILiveWithAPsychopath
23:00:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ how do I stop it getting cut offf
23:00:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> take deep breaths, think of strum
23:00:00 <Tigger_> you'd have to get a smaller ascii text
23:00:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> or use a timer script
23:01:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i see people pasting far more than that and not getting booted
23:01:00 <Tigger_> go to the massage parlour with a clip board and say you're the official stinker inspector from the Health and Safety Department
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23:01:00 <mrwuf> heh
23:02:00 <Warren1984> that is the introductory meeting
23:02:00 <Ethanol> Warren1984: are you cancelling your date?
23:02:00 <mrwuf> its a man in a horse suit with diarhera
23:03:00 <mrwuf> dates are fun
23:03:00 <mrwuf> we should all be going on a date at least once a month
23:03:00 <mrwuf> unless your married
23:03:00 <mrwuf> thats probably a good goal
23:03:00 <Tigger_> then twice a month
23:03:00 <Ethanol> heh
23:04:00 <mrwuf> well at worst what will happen is you end up with a group of potential friends with benefits
23:04:00 <mrwuf> so you can just feel like fun and invite them out on a date
23:04:00 <Tigger_> Friends with STDs
23:04:00 <mrwuf> yes your right tigger its better to avoid woman entirely
23:04:00 <mrwuf> too much risk
23:05:00 <mrwuf> lets stay at home with our cats
23:05:00 <Tigger_> the STD statistics speak for themselves
23:05:00 <mrwuf> always thinking of the negatives hey, you must be a blast at parties
23:06:00 <Tigger_> just browse okcupid to see the sorts of women available for FWB
23:06:00 <mrwuf> yes I wouldn't date them
23:06:00 <Warren1984> [20:02] <Ethanol> Warren1984: are you cancelling your date? <- no why?
23:06:00 <mrwuf> because exactly the reason you mention
23:06:00 <mrwuf> I wouldn't drink from a cup thats had 20 dicks in it either
23:06:00 <mrwuf> the problem is
23:07:00 <mrwuf> those nice girls
23:07:00 <mrwuf> always have a boyfriend, you won't find them single
23:07:00 <mrwuf> so you have to change gears
23:07:00 <Warren1984> [20:02] <Ethanol> Warren1984: are you cancelling your date? <- no why?
23:07:00 <mrwuf> you have to enter in the friend zone, flirt but never be sexual and then they make a jump, if they like you, if your better than their current bf
23:08:00 <mrwuf> and you catch them
23:08:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> what if FWB again?
23:08:00 <Tigger_> friends with benefits
23:08:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> ahhhhh
23:08:00 <mrwuf> its a cool arrangement
23:08:00 <mrwuf> they will seek a relationship
23:08:00 <mrwuf> usually try to use sex as a bargaining tool
23:09:00 <mrwuf> like they say they won't sleep with someone thats not their boyfriend
23:09:00 <mrwuf> and you just say 'oh ok'
23:09:00 <Tigger_> "Mother of two seeks casual friend for cosy nights in..."
23:09:00 <mrwuf> and stop. dead
23:09:00 <mrwuf> they want to bang as much as you do probably
23:09:00 <mrwuf> leave the room, go get some water
23:09:00 <mrwuf> leave them alone for a few minutes
23:10:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> Warren1984 go to the "Massage parlour" and ask them if they are paying the FBT (F*** Bitches Tax) or else you're gonna shut the entire operation down!!!
23:10:00 <mrwuf> your in the negotation phase then
23:10:00 <Warren1984> I could ILiveWithAPsychopath
23:10:00 <Warren1984> Last year Wise suggested MH370, which went missing while flying from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing, was in fact hijacked on the orders of Vladimir Putin and secretly landed in Kazakhstan.
23:10:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> that line coudl work, but their english is so crap they might not get it
23:10:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> plus cultural differences
23:11:00 <mrwuf> on the other end of that, when your a boyfriend and your girlfriend is hanging around with a guy
23:11:00 <mrwuf> if you get jealous and controlling, its over
23:12:00 <mrwuf> what you do... is... be cool
23:12:00 <mrwuf> you join them, oh that sounds fun, mind if I tag along
23:12:00 <mrwuf> then when you meet the guy you dominate him
23:12:00 <mrwuf> with eye contact, a firm handshake and a smile
23:12:00 <mrwuf> he'll be wanting to run
23:12:00 <mrwuf> hehe
23:13:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cAmvQFK4Cc
23:13:00 <mrwuf> you learn all of this of course by making mistakes
23:13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ISIS connected Egypt Air mechanic possible bomber of Russian MetroJet (Jan 31, 2016) Length: 1:12 - Category: News & Politics - 12,030 views - 124 likes (90.5%), 13 dislikes (9.5%)
23:13:00 <mrwuf> and even if that girl leaves you, well you don't chase them
23:13:00 <mrwuf> you don't cry, you don't get upset, you say 'oh ok that makes me sad, I really love you, I want you to be happy tho'
23:13:00 <mrwuf> and you let go... and guess what happens... they come back
23:14:00 <mrwuf> and even if they don't, which they do, you haven't burnt that bridge you can still meat up and bang
23:14:00 <mrwuf> lots of lessons here
23:14:00 <Warren1984> mrwuf why not go to the massage parlar and demand your stinker get massaged
23:14:00 <Warren1984> parlor
23:15:00 <Warren1984> imagine getting a foot massage and you have a seriously infected ingrown toenail
23:15:00 <mrwuf> I need an intelligent woman, otherwise its unfair, and intelligent woman are too smart to get involved with me
23:15:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> lmao
23:15:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> warren i got a nice image then
23:16:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> why dont they combine a nail salon with 'massage parlour' ?
23:16:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> ladies get their nails done, men get their happy ending
23:16:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> come as wives and husbands
23:16:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> it's really a happy ending for everyone
23:16:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i like it when it's win-win, zero sum game is a myth
23:16:00 <mrwuf> Im not sure I would want a woman who has just jerked off 20 men rubbing her hands on my body
23:17:00 <Tigger_> why not?
23:17:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> just go at the start of the day then
23:17:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> unless she does night shifts
23:17:00 <mrwuf> its just not my kink
23:17:00 <mrwuf> I find men repulsive they smell awful
23:18:00 <mrwuf> bi guys would probably be into that
23:18:00 <Warren1984> lol ILiveWithAPsychopath
23:18:00 <mrwuf> hot women smell amazing
23:18:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> warren likes girls that smell like hubba bubba
23:18:00 <mrwuf> Im not really into casual I like to bond with a mate
23:18:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i need a movie to watch to calm myself
23:19:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> any suggestions
23:19:00 <Warren1984> massage's aren't allow to touch your private parts though
23:19:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> doesnt have to be new
23:19:00 <mrwuf> watch house of cards shish
23:19:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> nah i want a movie
23:19:00 <Warren1984> it's illeagel
23:19:00 <mrwuf> its like a movie
23:19:00 <Warren1984> it's not a brothel
23:19:00 <mrwuf> try it
23:19:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i want a cinema happy ending, im too lazy to commit
23:19:00 <Warren1984> mrwuf why not fart when getting your stinker massaged
23:20:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> or perhaps i shall crash
23:20:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> i didnt sleep much
23:20:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> laterz, nap time
23:20:00 <mrwuf> ok peace
23:20:00 <Tigger_> I had never heard of this 'happy ending' business until quite recently, how long has this been going on for?
23:20:00 <Warren1984> nite ILiveWithAPsychopath
23:21:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> warren i got a good idea for you
23:21:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> ask her wif she likes Disney Movies
23:21:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> and if she likes happy endings
23:21:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> then look at her face
23:21:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> gauge her reaction
23:21:00 <ILiveWithAPsychopath> later
23:21:00 <mrwuf> it might be hard to communicate with her depending on her english, so if this is the case, your body language will be more important, so adopt 'open' stances, don't cross your arms and try to smile
23:22:00 <mrwuf> a prop like a drink helps with knowing here to hold your arms
23:22:00 <mrwuf> one hand with a drink, one in the pocket, stylin
23:23:00 <mrwuf> a friendly smile and your likeable
23:23:00 <mrwuf> take the opposite example, standing with arms crossed with bad posture and not smiling
23:24:00 <mrwuf> but you know all this, you're a pretty cool guy and your smart so it will be fun
23:24:00 <Tigger_> ask her if she's had any lesbian experiences
23:25:00 <mrwuf> I avoid sex talk entirely, even when woman bring it up
23:25:00 <mrwuf> play it cool, turn the question around
23:25:00 <mrwuf> 'so whats your favourite sexual position' *whoa* 'umm... whats yours?'
23:26:00 <mrwuf> congrats your flirting
23:26:00 <Tigger_> when she asks to have sex, reply "How? we don't have enough people"
23:26:00 <mrwuf> they never ask
23:26:00 <mrwuf> they just get you and them alone together
23:27:00 <mrwuf> if she likes you she'll invite you into private places
23:27:00 <mrwuf> they expect us to make the moves
23:27:00 <mrwuf> so when a woman invites you over to her place, and all her roommates are out, to watch movies or something, thats how they ask for sex
23:27:00 <mrwuf> never directly tho
23:28:00 <mrwuf> unless your in a relationship
23:28:00 <mrwuf> then yeah totally
23:28:00 <mrwuf> thats a different fish altogether
23:28:00 <mrwuf> before you have sex they don't want to appear slutty, they just careful seem to orchestrate you and her alone together
23:28:00 <Tigger_> invite her over to watch a movie, and then put on a porn film, like "Butt Junkies II"
23:29:00 <Tigger_> that will get her into the mood
23:29:00 <mrwuf> a movie is a great way to get her to come over your place without asking to have sex
23:29:00 <mrwuf> woman already know if they want to have sex with you, asking just ruins the magic
23:30:00 <mrwuf> be sweet and kind, be loving, be seductive and make sure you know how to make her laugh, thats my advice
23:30:00 <mrwuf> if you have to ask you probably already know the answer
23:32:00 <Tigger_> the only thing left to decide is which porn film you show her
23:36:00 <mrwuf> none
23:37:00 <mrwuf> pick a comedy
23:37:00 <mrwuf> lots of laughs and its fun
23:37:00 <mrwuf> gets all those endorphins flowing
23:37:00 <Tigger_> or a gangbang film
23:37:00 <mrwuf> a will ferel movie is probably ideal
23:38:00 <mrwuf> blades of glory, anchorman, step brothers
23:39:00 <mrwuf> and thats how you prepare dog meat for asian cooking
23:39:00 <Tigger_> why not show your date a gangbang movie?
23:39:00 <mrwuf> because its creepy
23:40:00 <mrwuf> she'll be look for the doors where all the other guys are hiding
23:41:00 <mrwuf> you don't want to activate her fight or fight hormones you want to feel relaxed, you make her feel beautiful by complimenting her so she relaxes, you make her feel special, and you show her in your behaviour that you adore her, you don't slap on a porno and whip out your dick
23:41:00 <Tigger_> say "well if you don't like gangbang movies, I've also got blacks on blondes, which I'm sure you'll like"
23:41:00 <mrwuf> I don't even have any porn
23:42:00 <mrwuf> maybe some ex gf photos that would probably constitute porn
23:42:00 <circle> or just kill her
23:42:00 <circle> stab her
23:42:00 <mrwuf> who whoa charlie manson calm down
23:43:00 <mrwuf> your flirting to show her you like her, you compliment her so she feels beautiful, and seduce with by touch
23:43:00 <mrwuf> thats the magic
23:43:00 <mrwuf> if you ask for sex etc its over
23:43:00 <mrwuf> think from the female perspective
23:44:00 <mrwuf> our engineers go from start to ready in seconds
23:44:00 <mrwuf> with a woman you gotta warm her up
23:44:00 <mrwuf> its a slower process
23:44:00 <mrwuf> touch is how you do it
23:44:00 <Tigger_> the best way to ask her for sex is to threaten to commit suicide if she doesn't agree to it
23:44:00 <mrwuf> aha
23:44:00 <mrwuf> kiss her neck and play with her boobs
23:45:00 <mrwuf> like suck and bite her neck, and whisper compliments 'your so hot'
23:45:00 <Lish> Ok this conversation is getting weird
23:45:00 <Lish> Please stop
23:45:00 <mrwuf> etc cmon I'm done
23:46:00 <mrwuf> sorry to arouse u Lish
23:46:00 <mrwuf> the topic was tips for warren and we kind of drifted here
23:46:00 <Ozone> and she responds with "my so hot what?"
23:46:00 <Lish> Hahah ozone
23:47:00 <mrwuf> Trump 4 President
23:47:00 <Lish> I don't think warren should take your advice
23:48:00 <mrwuf> while your kissing her neck and rubbing her breasts... carefully.. slowly... lean into her ear and whisper....'vote for trump'
23:48:00 <Ozone> do you feel like a high quality woman could be attracted to a man with such poor grammar?
23:48:00 <Tigger_> that's the winning move
23:48:00 <mrwuf> yea like free advice is worth what you pay for it
23:49:00 <mrwuf> totally thats been my experience Ozone, girls love good grammar above muscles and thin body fat
23:49:00 <Ozone> i agree, obviously
23:49:00 <mrwuf> its true, poor grammar is a turn off
23:50:00 <Tigger_> what women want most of all is a guy who can win a beer sculling competition, the boss
23:50:00 <mrwuf> but I've spoken to woman in a variety of english dialects and the ones that work are surprising
23:50:00 <Lish> I don't think women care about thin body fat as much as you think they do
23:50:00 <mrwuf> HEY hOW aRE yOU DOiNG? :D
23:51:00 <mrwuf> maybe
23:51:00 <mrwuf> being skinny is easier than being obese
23:51:00 <mrwuf> you don't have to pick the lock when doors already open
23:52:00 <Lish> There's a difference between regular and obese though
23:52:00 <mrwuf> being obese is playing life on Hard Mode
23:52:00 <Lish> Most regular guys don't have a small body fat percentage
23:52:00 <Lish> It's just normal
23:52:00 <mrwuf> are you skinny
23:52:00 <mrwuf> maybe thats a perspective thing
23:52:00 <Lish> I'm normal
23:53:00 <Lish> I'm in my healthy weight range for my height, but I'm not skinny
23:53:00 <mrwuf> normal is a relative judgement, everyone even crazy people are 'normal' because their reference point is themselves!
23:53:00 <mrwuf> I've been fat and I hated it
23:54:00 <mrwuf> clothes don't fit well, its hotter out, big fat belly when I sit down, hated it
23:54:00 <mrwuf> its an experience worth having I just enjoy being skinny
23:54:00 <mrwuf> because I like sex
23:54:00 <Lish> You don't get sex, I'm sure of it
23:54:00 <circle> people who use puns
23:55:00 <circle> are usually lefties
23:55:00 <circle> invariably IQ < 100
23:55:00 <mrwuf> ah I don't kiss and tell on principal but your right I don't have anyone I love
23:55:00 <circle> always deserving of being put in a concentration camps
23:55:00 <Lish> Circle shutup
23:55:00 <mrwuf> ok hitler
23:56:00 <mrwuf> smart woman are my thing but unfortunately they are smart enough not to get involved with me
23:56:00 <Ozone> 95 IQ?
23:56:00 <Lish> Damn I wouldn't qualify ;)
23:57:00 <Ozone> there are still pretty girls who are kind of dumb
23:57:00 <mrwuf> the power balance is too skewed
23:57:00 <circle> dumb girls are good
23:57:00 <circle> smart girls anger me
23:57:00 <circle> throw them into fires
23:57:00 <circle> burn them
23:57:00 <Lish> circle enough of that burning crap
23:57:00 <mrwuf> I need a smart woman otherwise I only end up hurting them
23:58:00 <Tigger_> how do you hurt them?
23:58:00 <Lish> Hurting them how?
23:58:00 <mrwuf> not intentionally I just don't love them the way they seem to love me
23:58:00 <Lish> We all know tigger loves the dumb girls haha
23:59:00 <Lish> And ozone likes them smarter than him, which is why he's into me
23:59:00 <mrwuf> hehehe
23:59:00 <Tigger_> my criteria is simply 8's, 9's, 10's
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