// #nerdhacks — 2016-06-29
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00:27:38 <thestig> hi ameliar
00:28:04 Mode: (by thestig) +mi
00:28:11 Mode: (by thestig) -im
00:28:14 <thestig> oops
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00:31:59 <ameliar> lol
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00:32:06 <ameliar> hello im here for my night time pedo
00:33:02 <President_Trump> blitz isnt here
00:33:44 <ameliar> damn where is he?
00:33:50 <ameliar> i was hoping i could be pedod for the night
00:33:58 <ameliar> my melb despos have gone to bed
00:35:43 <thestig> kelevra is back
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00:38:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b breaker!*@*
00:38:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*syntrx@*3f42e2ab.com
00:38:38 Kick: breaker was kicked by ChanOP ((n0cturne) fuck off loser)
00:39:00 Mode: (by n0cturne) -bb *!*syntrx@*3f42e2ab.com breaker!*@*
00:39:07 <ameliar> lol
00:39:29 <n0cturne> who the fuck unbanned pollock?
00:40:36 <ameliar> n0cturne sets mode: -bb *!*syntrx@*3f42e2ab.com breaker!*@*
00:40:49 <ameliar> prob someone like steven_
00:41:38 <n0cturne> pollock might be sucking off steven_ for removing the bans
00:42:40 <ameliar> prob
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00:49:07 Kick: breaker was kicked by ChanOP (fuck off loser)
00:53:33 * n0cturne slaps thestig around a bit with a large trout
00:56:39 <thestig> HI
01:02:37 <President_Trump> ASUS
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10:30:25 <ameliar> good morning Lumeah
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10:30:34 <ameliar> and what a lovely bright sun shining day it is today
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13:29:23 <bumjack> smelly poo jack
13:32:19 <bumjack> shit on his dick
13:32:24 <bumjack> hes got shit on his dick
13:38:10 <bumjack> i got this huge poo coming
13:38:20 <bumjack> it will be jons lunch
13:40:53 <bumjack> gay men unite!
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13:42:19 <bumjack> lumiesss
13:42:28 <bumjack> hello precious
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13:42:59 * bumjack farts on slinky_J
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14:00:14 <bumjack> lumies big tits
14:03:57 <bumjack> shes got em
14:04:01 <bumjack> them big titss
14:04:28 <bumjack> lumies is addicted to penis's
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14:21:13 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
14:22:48 <nate> hi trump
14:22:52 <nate> wots up
14:22:58 <nate> still got slinkyj on the mind?
14:28:46 <nate> TRRRUUmp
14:30:21 <President_Trump> where is slinky_J
14:30:23 <President_Trump> I AM THE ALPHA
14:34:06 <nate> isnt thestig the alpha
14:34:11 <nate> i dunno trump :D
14:34:56 <President_Trump> maybe if he goes to adelaide and rapes slinky_J
14:34:56 <BlackDevil> joel and his mate
14:34:56 <BlackDevil> https://media.giphy.com/media/26gLwQMFK2Oq3CgHm/giphy.gif
14:35:23 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
14:35:25 <President_Trump> wheres joel
14:36:25 <nate> if joel looked like those guys he may have more hair
14:36:54 <nate> trump do u find slinky_J sexy or something
14:37:02 <nate> to sex trip to adelaide
14:37:08 <nate> i dont understand!
14:37:48 <President_Trump> no it is about showing him who the alpha is
14:40:47 <nate> u know slinky_J is in the russian mob
14:45:39 <President_Trump> nate come on the adelaide sex tour with me
14:45:44 <President_Trump> i will hold slinky_J down for you
14:49:32 <slinky_J> lol
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14:59:17 <President_Trump> slinky_J 180
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15:01:02 <slinky_J> 180?
15:01:39 <President_Trump> u want to be like skirmish but u are the 180 version
15:05:33 <slinky_J> i dont want to be like him
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15:56:25 <Lumeah2> Noone idolises skirmish.
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16:50:59 <bumjack> bumjack
16:51:00 <bumjack> its me
16:51:09 <bumjack> the bumjacker
16:51:24 <bumjack> Lumeah
16:51:29 <bumjack> i missed u baby
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16:55:59 <bumjack> poopnazi is a gambling addict
17:01:05 <bumjack> hes a gayba
17:01:16 <bumjack> slinky_J
17:01:20 <bumjack> the stinky gay
17:01:25 <bumjack> is a gayba
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17:20:10 <steven_> heheheeh
17:21:53 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/uncutvideosofficial/videos/1735978340001436/
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17:22:59 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/MOJOOutdoorsTV/videos/10153557110112595/
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17:25:32 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/MrTechnicalDifficult/videos/876627089051329/
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17:27:59 <steven_> this is breaker in a fight
17:28:03 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/631467250241715/videos/1058554794199623/
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17:29:23 <steven_> here is one
17:29:24 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/633856996782392/videos/636587836509308/
17:39:47 <steven_> i got that sunshine in my pocke
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17:51:16 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
17:51:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y so many bots in pooland 4
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18:02:25 <steven_> ask breaker
18:07:55 <steven_> <Nerdhacks> come on man
18:07:55 <steven_> <Nerdhacks> gimme something to connect to austnet
18:07:55 <steven_> -> *link* netban add Nerdhacks -usehost -noexpire Loser
18:07:55 <steven_> * Nerdhacks ([email protected]) Quit (User has been permanently banned from nerdhacks (Loser
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18:20:21 <steven_> -asuna.nerdhacks.net- *** Expiring Z:Line (*@192.126.189.57) made by [email protected] (Reason: go away fu
18:20:23 <steven_> er
18:20:29 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09R8_2nJtjg
18:20:34 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Maroon 5 - Sugar (Jan 14, 2015) Length: 5:01 - Category: Music - 1,322,278,144 views views - 5,019,547 likes (96.4%), 189,417 dislikes (3.6%)
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18:23:37 <GoldSpade> afternood nerds 8)
18:23:55 <GoldSpade> try that again
18:24:13 <GoldSpade> afternoon nerds 8)
18:34:01 <Lumeah> hi
18:34:11 <Lumeah> it's evening
18:36:21 <GoldSpade> well perth is very backward
18:36:31 <Lumeah> lol
18:36:31 <GoldSpade> in everything
18:36:35 <Lumeah> soz
18:36:46 <GoldSpade> your forgiven
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18:37:24 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
18:37:36 <GoldSpade> ayyyyy! there's ame
18:37:56 <amelia> alohaaaa
18:38:07 <GoldSpade> huhuh
18:38:26 <GoldSpade> did you rage quit last night amelia
18:38:36 <amelia> huh
18:39:03 <GoldSpade> i was just wondering
18:39:04 <amelia> no I'm jus rude and don't often say bye
18:39:16 <GoldSpade> hhuhuhuh
18:39:28 <GoldSpade> its ok
18:39:33 <GoldSpade> I understand
18:40:24 <amelia> ok phew
18:40:28 <GoldSpade> huhuhuh
18:40:47 <GoldSpade> you're funny Ame 8)
18:40:51 <steven_> hahahaa
18:41:03 <GoldSpade> who is that guy
18:41:06 <GoldSpade> or chick
18:41:10 <GoldSpade> or tranny
18:41:30 <amelia> nah it was me
18:41:50 <amelia> GoldSpade, ameliar is pliv
18:42:30 <GoldSpade> that guy must have done something bad the ops in melb like him
18:42:41 <GoldSpade> really dont like him
18:42:45 <GoldSpade> I should say
18:43:41 <amelia> hes a special case thats for sure
18:44:08 <GoldSpade> is he on parol
18:44:35 <amelia> he is on the run
18:44:42 <GoldSpade> ahhh
18:45:04 <GoldSpade> well
18:45:10 <GoldSpade> what explains it then
18:45:21 <GoldSpade> that
18:45:24 <amelia> steven he said he only references mayo all the time cos he is the only other person on here who isn't a loser, except possibly you hahahahaahah
18:46:13 <amelia> GoldSpade he thinks quite highly of steven
18:46:31 <GoldSpade> like wacky facebook videos does he
18:47:56 <GoldSpade> maybe theres a different reason
18:47:56 <steven_> ?
18:48:05 <steven_> what the..........
18:48:30 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/uncutvideosofficial/videos/1735978340001436/
18:48:32 <amelia> wotdahexagon
18:48:34 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/MOJOOutdoorsTV/videos/10153557110112595/
18:48:44 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/633856996782392/videos/636587836509308/
18:48:52 <steven_> just for you GoldSpade
18:48:53 <amelia> ma noss keeps squeaking every time i blow it
18:49:00 <steven_> haha
18:49:36 <GoldSpade> I dont like seeing people getting hurt
18:50:04 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/633856996782392/videos/636587836509308/
18:50:06 <steven_> oops
18:50:17 <steven_> my computer is shit
18:50:19 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbpUfWz-rlc
18:50:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pearl jam - better man (Mar 19, 2011) Length: 4:29 - Category: Music - 6,705,692 views views - 22,672 likes (96.9%), 726 dislikes (3.1%)
18:50:28 <GoldSpade> ahhhhh love it
18:50:34 <GoldSpade> love that song
18:50:50 <steven_> truck driver at work give me a bud and 3 bottles of wine
18:50:54 <steven_> SIK LAD
18:51:02 <GoldSpade> im gonna download that
18:51:19 <steven_> like who does that... sik cunt!
18:55:23 <Lumeah> why
18:55:50 <Lumeah> u suck him off?
18:56:01 <steven_> he works at a winery, but i showed him a picture of my bud on my phone and he said have some of this
18:56:04 <steven_> got me a bud aswell
18:56:12 <steven_> yeah boiiiiiii!
18:56:28 <Lumeah> nice
18:56:42 <steven_> was going to take a photo for kunny
18:56:47 <steven_> but he dont know what good weed is
19:16:48 <damian> hi
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19:47:26 <steven_> sup damian
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20:03:17 <steven_> haha
20:03:43 <Glenn> ...ah huh...
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20:08:21 <President_Trump> ASUS
20:09:10 <President_Trump> this place is dead
20:09:12 <President_Trump> poor leadership
20:16:25 <steven_> sound like pliv
20:20:25 <President_Trump> is that right pedo?
20:20:37 <President_Trump> 0wn3d
20:22:20 <Glenn> All watching the telly...
20:22:33 <thestig> EVGA
20:23:09 <President_Trump> stig tell me when u get your second gpu so i can get one too and regain my spot at number 1
20:23:12 <Glenn> "Highway Patrol"
20:25:30 <steven_> trump doesnt even have #NH proof
20:26:37 <President_Trump> ill have display the most expensive part in the fridge as proof
20:27:00 <President_Trump> standard nh procedure
20:27:18 <President_Trump> slin
20:27:22 <President_Trump> where is slinky j? lolllllllllllllllll
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20:35:49 <President_Trump> slinky_J 180 lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:36:44 <slinky_J> doesnt make sense
20:37:11 <President_Trump> why not?
20:41:44 <slinky_J> you said I want to be like skirmish
20:41:51 <slinky_J> and somehow that makes me a 180
20:41:55 <slinky_J> you're a complete idiot
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20:55:44 <President_Trump> thankyou
20:55:46 <President_Trump> I AM THE ALPHA
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21:01:59 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/919seafm/videos/10154012058721907/
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21:05:59 <Lumeah> sup
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21:08:28 <GoldSpade> ay nerds 8)
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21:09:56 * GoldSpade slaps BlackDevil around a bit with a large trout
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21:24:25 <steven_> fuck
21:24:28 <steven_> need some more kg's
21:24:52 <steven_> 1kg off my target
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21:28:00 <GoldSpade> are you horse rider steven_
21:28:20 <steven_> na
21:28:31 <Blitzkrieg> Not a nice title for Emma
21:28:41 <GoldSpade> why do you want to be heavier
21:28:43 <Blitzkrieg> Even if she sounds azn
21:29:04 <steven_> im 71kgs
21:29:17 <GoldSpade> geez thats pretty light
21:29:22 <steven_> hahahaha
21:29:25 <steven_> i was 64kgs
21:29:40 <GoldSpade> thats not much at all
21:29:54 <GoldSpade> how tall are you
21:30:04 <steven_> 5 somthing
21:30:09 <Blitzkrieg> 5ft id say
21:30:20 <steven_> high 5
21:30:53 <GoldSpade> hmm one of those little aliens
21:32:10 <steven_> 71kgs of raw powerhouse
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21:35:04 <steven_> i will take a selfie soon
21:36:35 <steven_> i think i have aged
21:36:36 <steven_> :~(
21:36:37 <Skirmish> Up your protein intake and start upping your weights so you can't do more than 6 reps without wanting to die. You will put weight on.
21:37:36 <Skirmish> Get some creatine to help with pain. BCAA's if you're keen. Then strip the excess off with Clenbuterol.
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21:47:56 <slinky_J> lolllllllllllllllllllll
21:51:27 <amelia> i dunno how stoners can be so lean
21:51:38 <amelia> dont you get the freakin munchies
21:52:29 <slinky_J> lol
21:52:37 <slinky_J> so many smokers on bf4
21:52:47 <slinky_J> its like 9 out of 10 are stoners
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21:53:36 <slinky_J> like the man said; if you can't beat em, beat em off while they choof ffs have some fuck damn courtesy!
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21:54:27 <Skirmish> ...
21:56:05 <Blitzkrieg> Your mrs is here skirmish
21:56:16 <Blitzkrieg> Give her lovin
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22:04:10 <Skirmish> That is quite insulting Blitzkrieg.
22:04:26 <Skirmish> A man of my standards does not lower himself to be involved with the likes of lumeah.
22:04:32 <Blitzkrieg> Sorry bro :(
22:06:45 <slinky_J> so I guess talking to her every day doesn't count as being involved eh
22:06:46 <slinky_J> idiot
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22:30:01 <Skirmish> Okay everyone, it’s time to talk about female ejaculation. And not because the British government has just banned it from appearing in porn. For the first time, researchers in France have observed the mysterious phenomenon using ultrasound scans, to discover that the ejaculate originates in a woman’s bladder - and is made up mostly of urine.
22:30:20 <Skirmish> Think about that the next time you've got your face buried in vagina.
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22:31:29 <steven_> the guy would be the same ?
22:32:15 <steven_> some left over piss with some cum to follow
22:34:51 <Skirmish> Quite possibly
22:36:07 <Skirmish> There is a valve though that separates the flow between the bladder and the prostate and allows only seminal fluid to pass during arousal, so if any, it wouldn't be a lot.
22:36:34 <Skirmish> The after sex wee that guys want to have is a body response to flush the system and clean out your prostate.
22:37:19 <slinky_J> no shit it's urine
22:37:45 <slinky_J> if you've ever seen it you've seen it come out of the piss hole
22:37:48 <slinky_J> ergo it's PISS
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22:39:14 <steven_> this is gold
22:39:14 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/TruckDaily/videos/650274078453253/
22:39:17 <steven_> she is hot
22:40:14 <amelia> its not fuckin urine
22:41:00 <steven_> hahah
22:41:02 <steven_> piss flaps
22:41:37 <amelia> idiots
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22:43:16 <Skirmish> [22:46] <@amelia> its not fuckin urine -- It actually is.
22:43:27 <amelia> no its not
22:43:41 <Skirmish> Okay everyone, it’s time to talk about female ejaculation. And not because the British government has just banned it from appearing in porn. For the first time, researchers in France have observed the mysterious phenomenon using ultrasound scans, to discover that the ejaculate originates in a woman’s bladder - and is made up mostly of urine.
22:43:45 <Skirmish> http://www.sciencealert.com/here-s-where-female-ejaculation-comes-from-and-what-it-s-made-of
22:44:09 <amelia> ita about squirting
22:44:14 <amelia> its
22:45:16 <amelia> so they are saying "squirting" is urine but standard orgasm is not
22:45:31 <Blitzkrieg> Trust the french to study this
22:45:43 <amelia> theres plenty of websites that say it is and that it isn't urine
22:46:26 <amelia> my non scientific but 100% female ass says its not piss
22:49:28 <Skirmish> You just don't want it to be piss. You want it to be elegant or delicious. You want all the boys to know that amelia cums creaming soda.
22:49:51 <Skirmish> The reality of the situation is different though.
22:49:53 <amelia> no
22:50:02 <amelia> cum isn't piss
22:50:10 <amelia> they're saying SQUIRTING is piss
22:50:15 <amelia> which is bs
22:50:30 <amelia> if you've had a girl squirt then you would know its not piss
22:50:46 <Skirmish> Two women showed no difference between the chemicals present in their urine and the fluid squirted at orgasm. PSA, produced in men by the prostate gland, is more commonly associated with male ejaculate, where its presence helps sperm to swim. In females, says Salama, PSA is produced mainly by the Skene glands.
22:51:04 <Skirmish> https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn26772-female-ejaculation-comes-in-two-forms-scientists-find/
22:51:09 <amelia> if you've had a girl squirt and you think its piss then she didn't squirt, she pissed
22:51:43 <Skirmish> http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/life/there-are-two-types-of-female-ejaculation-study-finds-20150120-12u2xo.html
22:51:48 <amelia> for as many links you post to say it is urine, i can post just as many that say it isn't
22:52:17 <Skirmish> Are they credible or are you linking Dolly Doctor?
22:52:52 <Skirmish> That last one was the Sydney Morning Herald newspaper. I would think they don't publish anything that's not backed up.
22:53:08 <amelia> you rate smh as credible re squirting?
22:53:50 <Skirmish> It refererences the french study so yeah I do.
22:54:53 <Skirmish> Along with the mystery and fantasy about squirting is the debate as to whether it’s the same thing as female ejaculation or whether it’s really urine. But there is significant scientific proof that the origin of the fluid is actually the bladder and that the chemical composition is that of urine. Basically, it’s pee. Women who experience squirting are simply learning to release one
22:54:53 <Skirmish> set of muscles while contracting the bladder so they can release urine during orgasm. And it isn’t even always correlated with orgasm. So why the confusion? Is there really such a thing as female ejaculation?
22:54:56 <amelia> even the link says "yes & no" to squirting
22:54:58 <Skirmish> http://www.thesexmd.com/squirting-really/
22:55:59 <Skirmish> I googled 'is female ejaculation urine' and all these links are in the first page of responses. I'm confident in my research.
22:56:20 <amelia> the whole feeling is one where you think you need to pee, and i would think that sometimes they do piss
22:56:28 <amelia> genuine squirt is not piss
22:56:48 <amelia> if they piss then they didn't squirt, they just pissed
22:57:00 <Skirmish> Read the studies.
22:57:22 <amelia> you can post as many links as you like, theres just as many against you
22:57:36 <amelia> even in the links you post, they don't say its 100% piss
22:57:46 <amelia> they say "yes and no"
22:57:51 <amelia> oh scientific one
22:58:14 <amelia> you need to read the "studies" properly
22:58:34 <Skirmish> As above. I told you what I googled and in the first page of results nil credible source came back saying no.
22:59:33 <amelia> have you experienced squirting for yourself?
22:59:44 <amelia> couldn't have if you think it's urine
22:59:45 <Skirmish> I am resting on my research and saying that when it comes to the female ejaculation, urine is present. The end.
22:59:59 <amelia> no, you're saying its piss
23:00:10 <amelia> not that urine is PART of it
23:00:54 <Skirmish> No further discussion is required.
23:01:21 <amelia> cos i am right
23:02:42 <Skirmish> “This study presents convincing evidence that squirting in women is chemically similar to urine, and also contains small amounts of PSA that is present in men’s and women’s true ejaculate,” says Barry Komisaruk, also at Rutgers.
23:03:01 <Skirmish> Done.
23:03:10 <amelia> ...
23:03:19 <slinky_J> it's still disgusting
23:03:24 <amelia> hopeless jus hopeless
23:03:37 <slinky_J> anybody that wants a facial from a chick yuck yuck
23:03:57 <amelia> but youre happy to paint a girls face with cum?
23:04:03 <slinky_J> no
23:04:07 <amelia> sex is messy, don't be so prissy
23:04:09 <slinky_J> i think that's degrading
23:04:15 <amelia> its not degrading
23:04:20 <slinky_J> i think it's degrading to have sex
23:04:24 <amelia> its degrading if you boot her out afterwards
23:04:38 <slinky_J> she's supposed to know the deal before hand.
23:04:40 <slinky_J> ..
23:04:40 <Skirmish> Ejaculating on a womans face is a power trip.
23:04:57 <amelia> its jus sex
23:04:58 <Skirmish> It's the assertion of dominance over another person.
23:05:17 <amelia> so much thought into it jeezus
23:05:41 <amelia> what would you prefer to do with it, run off to the bathroom n shoot it down the toilet?
23:06:11 <slinky_J> so amelia is saying she likes a facial from a guy
23:06:15 <slinky_J> that's nice
23:06:29 <slinky_J> swallow it don't finger paint your face with it
23:06:32 * slinky_J slaps amelia around a bit with a large trout
23:06:32 <amelia> I'm not saying that
23:07:17 <amelia> I'm saying who cares, you're acting like it should be clean cut
23:07:35 <slinky_J> that's what jew said
23:07:44 <amelia> jew r
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23:11:53 <slinky_J> mmm soup
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23:16:50 <steven_> so what happens when i lick a girls arsehole??
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23:16:58 <steven_> mwahahahaha
23:17:52 <amelia> bwahahah
23:18:24 <amelia> stop steven_ you'll make Skirmish and slinky_J cry
23:19:08 <steven_> brazilian fart porn
23:19:32 <steven_> stocktake tommorow
23:20:10 <amelia> boo
23:20:32 <slinky_J> assoles r clean as
23:21:03 <steven_> i would have to clean it myself in the shower prior
23:21:26 <amelia> jeezus
23:21:29 <Skirmish> steven_: You taste the chocolate starfish but get to avoid the hotdog flavoured water.
23:21:47 <steven_> haha
23:21:49 <slinky_J> yeah
23:21:59 <steven_> in the moment boys anything could happen
23:22:07 <slinky_J> clean ur asshole whore so i dont get poo on my wango
23:22:27 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL4NuCBnMwo
23:22:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water (Initial Release) (1080p) (Nov 9, 2013) Length: 01:20:37 - Category: Music - 710,301 views views - 2,198 likes (92.9%), 168 dislikes (7.1%)
23:22:47 <amelia> slink won't cum on a girls face cos its degrading but will happily fuck her up the arse
23:22:53 <steven_> mwahaha
23:22:59 <slinky_J> LOLLLLL
23:23:07 <amelia> and call her a whore
23:23:08 <Skirmish> I don't/won't do anal.
23:23:25 <steven_> whats the difference?
23:23:27 <slinky_J> hahahaha
23:23:34 <steven_> apart from the tightness
23:23:39 <slinky_J> i dont want girl pisscum on my face
23:23:47 <amelia> ahahahahahahaah
23:23:59 <Skirmish> I only fuck holes that are self lubricating. Vag and mouth.
23:24:05 <amelia> i am not having this conversation agaim damnit
23:24:14 <steven_> you rub her pussy good enough it will lube that asshole up
23:24:26 * slinky_J likes a good soft grapefruit
23:25:06 <steven_> finger up the butthole when she is about to cum
23:25:11 <steven_> the best
23:25:18 <steven_> night dawgz
23:25:20 <slinky_J> ye
23:25:26 <slinky_J> when she is on top u put a pinky up her butt
23:25:29 <slinky_J> nite
23:25:49 <steven_> you need to grab them nipples aswell
23:26:34 <slinky_J> just shoot your load in her ass and go live out bush in shame
23:26:35 <slinky_J> ok
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23:27:07 <steven_> mwhahahha
23:27:44 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
23:27:48 <slinky_J> she took it in the ass once
23:27:52 <slinky_J> it all came back
23:27:55 <slinky_J> came back
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