// #nerdhacks — 2016-06-02
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02:56:59 <Lumeah> fqgget
02:57:39 <Lumeah> faaaagget
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16:00:27 <nate> "thing"
16:00:28 <nate> hahaha
16:00:34 * nate looks at steven
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16:52:29 <Lumeah> sup fucker
17:09:06 <Lumeah> no fuckers?
17:09:06 <Lumeah> ok
17:09:47 <Lumeah> fine
17:10:32 <Arbition> How may I be of assistance?
17:11:18 <Lumeah> are u a fucker?
17:11:56 <Arbition> I do work for Fuckers Incorporated
17:12:04 <steven_> hehe
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17:27:56 <Lumeah> so do i
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17:29:08 <pebbles> smelly underpants men
17:29:29 <Lumeah> hi jole
17:30:19 <pebbles> lumiesssssssssssss
17:30:35 <pebbles> miseeed uuu
17:30:36 <pebbles> kissss u
17:32:19 <Lumeah> hi hun
17:33:04 * pebbles whips Lumeah with a mouse cord
17:33:12 <pebbles> :))
17:34:18 <pebbles> pinch lumies on bum
17:42:20 <pebbles> so whats the news on Jon's collapsed colon??
17:42:28 <Lumeah> i wear steal caps
17:42:54 <Lumeah> im not afraid to use em on your butt
17:43:49 <Blitzkrieg> pebbles loves hard things in his arse
17:43:54 <Blitzkrieg> So you're in luck Lumeah
17:44:25 <pebbles> o.O
17:44:32 <Lumeah> lol
17:45:03 <pebbles> Shitzkrieg
17:45:10 <pebbles> aaaaaaaaaaaLOLOLOLOLOL
17:45:49 <BlackDevil> <pebbles> I got news on my collapsed colon, I can get bumjacked again
17:46:03 * pebbles slaps BlackDevil with Ozzy Osbourne
17:49:38 <Lumeah> horrible
17:52:03 <pebbles> hehe's lumee hug meee
17:53:51 <Blitzkrieg> She doesn't do junkies
17:53:57 <Blitzkrieg> Sorry bro
17:54:04 <pebbles> projecting
17:54:27 <pebbles> shitlicker
17:54:41 <Blitzkrieg> Projection.
18:00:13 <pebbles> where r melies massive tits
18:08:07 <pebbles> i am going to disembark soon ;l
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18:13:07 <pebbles> goodnight fellow shitlickers
18:13:10 Quit: pebbles ([email protected]) Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com )
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18:19:07 <Lumeah> speak for yourself
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18:39:52 <BlackDevil> wish joel disembark on life
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18:53:37 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/bbciqf
18:54:25 <Blitzkrieg> The Adam Goodes one is better lol
18:55:42 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/worldstarhiphop/videos/1082508018482619/
18:58:08 <slinky_J> YEAH BOI
18:58:12 <slinky_J> LEFT SIDE MY LIP
18:58:17 <slinky_J> STILL
18:58:22 <slinky_J> CANT FEEL IT
18:58:28 <slinky_J> wana touch?
18:58:31 <slinky_J> lolzzz
18:58:39 <slinky_J> Blitzkrieg bro ino u would brazzz
18:58:40 <slinky_J> ;D
18:58:56 <slinky_J> not like Bonny will after we made out and I spread her pics around :o
19:02:21 <Bonny> good luck finding a pic of me online..
19:17:41 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/bbcrtt
19:22:04 <Lumeah> hi joshy
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19:39:56 <faggots> faggots
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19:53:20 <slinky_J> fuck
19:53:27 <nate> slinky_J wots up!
19:53:28 <slinky_J> don't go all faggot
19:53:36 <slinky_J> chillin' just got home
19:53:45 <slinky_J> gotta burn shit for girl
19:53:52 <slinky_J> lezbian
19:54:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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19:54:09 <slinky_J> NIGGAS IN MY FACTION
19:54:17 <slinky_J> shit
19:54:17 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
19:54:22 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/pip3guy/ <-------- better music than shads and tisk.
19:54:22 * slinky_J hits some fannys
19:54:27 <slinky_J> yo
19:54:29 <slinky_J> Skirmish
19:54:34 <slinky_J> did you quit last night
19:54:40 <slinky_J> over the lume shit
19:54:47 <slinky_J> with what is in your quit msg?
19:54:56 <slinky_J> 'cause it was just a little vicious
19:55:10 <slinky_J> ur nobody.
19:55:17 <slinky_J> don't talk about Lumeah bro
19:55:24 <slinky_J> look at yourself
19:55:28 <slinky_J> and that chick you got
19:55:33 <slinky_J> is a side of meat.
19:55:38 <slinky_J> diss some chick
19:55:46 <slinky_J> Skirmish, bro
19:56:11 <slinky_J> you abuse your wife like you do Lumeah?
19:56:17 <slinky_J> This is the future later.
19:56:27 <slinky_J> Feel me?
19:56:40 <slinky_J> you talk to Lumeah, must be you bash your wife too.
19:57:31 * slinky_J slaps Skirmish around a bit with a large trout
19:57:50 <slinky_J> Lil Hitlah got a record soon?
19:57:51 <Skirmish> Not everyone is a woman basher like you mate. Calm down.
19:57:57 <slinky_J> C WUT I MENE
19:58:00 <slinky_J> lulz
19:58:02 <slinky_J> oi bro
19:58:11 <slinky_J> you give so much to Lumeah mate
19:58:20 <Skirmish> I quit last night to go to bed for work today. I know you don't understand that concept of work, but some of us do it.
19:58:21 <slinky_J> that's enough to put you down for real.
19:58:22 <slinky_J> Skirmish
19:58:26 <slinky_J> shut the fuck up
19:58:28 <slinky_J> under laws
19:58:34 <slinky_J> that's abuse
19:58:42 <slinky_J> that's prison time.
19:58:44 <slinky_J> you
19:58:46 <Skirmish> Report me then.
19:58:52 <slinky_J> have been mollesting a woman
19:58:55 <slinky_J> on irc
19:58:57 <slinky_J> abusing her
19:59:01 <slinky_J> mate
19:59:03 <slinky_J> I have
19:59:09 <slinky_J> but no cop
19:59:16 <slinky_J> cares about some slinky fuck like you
19:59:19 <nate> did he ask for tt's
19:59:23 <slinky_J> maybe that's how you get off?
19:59:25 <slinky_J> aye
19:59:26 <slinky_J> babye
19:59:31 <nate> LOL
19:59:33 <slinky_J> you wouldnt get off on me Skirmish
19:59:36 <slinky_J> COME AT ME
19:59:40 <slinky_J> come
19:59:42 <slinky_J> I will
19:59:46 <nate> come on him Skirmish
19:59:48 <slinky_J> buy your range nigga.
19:59:49 <Skirmish> 'Excuse me officer, This guy on the internet is MEAN to people. Please do something. His name is Skirmish'.
19:59:50 <Skirmish> lol
19:59:56 <slinky_J> Skirmish
20:00:02 <slinky_J> don't even attempt to act cool
20:00:06 <slinky_J> dude
20:00:17 <slinky_J> you don't think Lumeah could put u up on charges?
20:00:25 <slinky_J> You know she could.
20:00:28 <Skirmish> She can if she wants to.
20:00:33 <slinky_J> what makes you bro
20:00:40 <nate> charged with loving Skirmish
20:00:48 <slinky_J> bet it's your bros that stick you
20:00:50 <slinky_J> faggot
20:00:54 <slinky_J> Skirmish
20:00:56 <slinky_J> she can
20:01:00 <slinky_J> I HOPE SO
20:01:02 <slinky_J> man
20:01:09 <slinky_J> you shouldn't exist
20:01:13 <slinky_J> you act so tough
20:01:23 <slinky_J> look at you go, onna roll abusing Lumeah.
20:01:29 <slinky_J> FAGGOT
20:01:39 <slinky_J> deep six.
20:02:00 <slinky_J> Maybe I find out where your kid lil hitlah goes
20:02:04 <slinky_J> mmm
20:02:16 <slinky_J> I was just around my maori mates
20:02:20 <slinky_J> oi Skirmish
20:02:31 <nate> daycare slinky_J :L
20:02:32 <slinky_J> it's what I'm related to.
20:02:51 <slinky_J> maybe your lil hitlah doesn't come home one day
20:03:05 <nate> is he visiting uncle slinky_J
20:03:07 <slinky_J> Skirmish
20:03:13 <slinky_J> have you onna line
20:03:31 <slinky_J> gonna keep harrassing Lumeah?
20:03:33 <slinky_J> a woman
20:03:35 <slinky_J> a woman
20:03:46 <slinky_J> you like abusing women Skirmish.
20:03:48 <nate> is lumeah really a woman :D
20:03:51 <slinky_J> it's your thing.
20:03:53 <Skirmish> lol nate
20:03:55 * nate rolls over
20:03:56 <slinky_J> yes she is.
20:03:59 <slinky_J> nate
20:04:09 <nate> has she taken pussy pix to prove it
20:04:13 <slinky_J> nate
20:04:22 <nate> with #nerdhacks on it
20:04:25 <slinky_J> Skirmish here thinks it is okay to abuse women
20:04:26 <Lumeah> nate: shut the fuck up
20:04:33 <slinky_J> and he spends time pretending that I do
20:04:38 <slinky_J> he can die in hell
20:04:42 <slinky_J> MAN
20:04:44 <slinky_J> APOLOGISE
20:04:46 <slinky_J> Skirmish
20:04:50 <slinky_J> APOLOGISE
20:04:53 <slinky_J> to Lumeah.
20:05:00 <Lumeah> tjx baby j :*
20:05:01 <slinky_J> or are you too soft..
20:05:06 <slinky_J> no sweat Lumeah
20:05:11 <Skirmish> I didn't make her body grow pubes all over it.
20:05:13 <slinky_J> I was waiting all week
20:05:19 <slinky_J> yer
20:05:28 <slinky_J> I see pride eats your heart out.
20:05:52 <slinky_J> who you think in this channel gives enough of a shit about you Skirmish?
20:05:57 <slinky_J> nobody here likes you dude
20:06:00 <slinky_J> no one
20:06:06 <slinky_J> ask cunts
20:06:19 <slinky_J> smirky fkn bullshit you just said.
20:07:02 <nate> do u want Skirmish as your buddy slinky_J;l
20:07:10 <slinky_J> MAN UP SKIRMISH
20:07:22 <slinky_J> sound like a fucking bitch your life is shit
20:07:24 <Lumeah> really getting old skirmish.. grow the fuck up dude.
20:07:37 <slinky_J> ^
20:07:49 <slinky_J> finally Lumeah is here to defend herself
20:07:53 <slinky_J> and I am on her part
20:08:01 <slinky_J> and you got the automatic start and look
20:08:05 <slinky_J> Skirmish fades!
20:08:16 <slinky_J> pffff
20:08:26 <nate> pubes can be shaven off, slinky_J has some time
20:08:28 <nate> done deal
20:08:31 <slinky_J> haha
20:08:37 <slinky_J> man
20:08:38 <slinky_J> nate
20:08:57 <slinky_J> I am just sticking up for my friend on the night it matters.
20:09:09 <Lumeah> yeah but ya can't stop being a asshole
20:09:22 <slinky_J> look at Skirmish, nobody here to read his shit he can't be fucked because he got owned.
20:09:32 * Lumeah hugs slinky_J
20:09:53 <slinky_J> hugz :P
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20:11:01 <Lumeah> yeah he's a gutless retard not here cuz he can't think of anything to say
20:11:08 <slinky_J> `op
20:11:09 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o slinky_J
20:11:13 <slinky_J> yer
20:11:20 <slinky_J> he is so gutless he got ops higher than me
20:11:25 <slinky_J> so I can't ban him
20:11:26 <slinky_J> hahaha
20:11:26 <nate> Skirmish is married he is one of the lucky ones;l
20:11:27 <Lumeah> other than derogatory degradation
20:11:32 <slinky_J> Skirmish is a little faggot
20:11:34 <nate> how does he keep his wife
20:11:38 <slinky_J> no amelia around
20:11:40 <nate> with sweet talk ;D
20:11:43 <slinky_J> he likes amelia aye
20:11:45 <Lumeah> oh fuck off nate
20:12:05 <nate> just cause u wanna be married
20:12:06 <slinky_J> Skirmish doesn't want to get down when you get him down he just shoulder off and cry
20:12:08 <nate> :O
20:12:10 <Lumeah> dominating abuse
20:12:12 <slinky_J> then he will come back
20:12:17 <slinky_J> and blame
20:12:34 <slinky_J> he thinks he is seriously intellectual
20:12:38 <nate> cant Lumeah just beat him up?
20:12:41 <slinky_J> like yrs agos nate
20:12:43 <nate> i dont get it :P
20:12:48 <slinky_J> Skirmish was acting cool and shit
20:12:53 <slinky_J> and I gave him shit
20:12:57 <slinky_J> ever since he hates me
20:12:59 <slinky_J> lel
20:13:05 <slinky_J> like fkn ten yrs
20:13:06 <slinky_J> OMG
20:13:07 <nate> Sharni ya sexy devil!
20:13:11 <slinky_J> HATE ME BRAH
20:13:14 <slinky_J> CMON BRAH
20:13:14 <Lumeah> i turned him down
20:13:16 <Lumeah> lol
20:13:17 <slinky_J> lol
20:13:19 <slinky_J> Lumeah
20:13:21 <slinky_J> no shit
20:13:22 <Lumeah> poor darling
20:13:23 <slinky_J> i bet u did
20:13:35 <slinky_J> honest
20:13:46 <slinky_J> CAN I LIVE TIL MY LAST DAY!
20:13:51 <Lumeah> how he keeps his wife is lieing who hw really is
20:13:51 <slinky_J> Skirmish talkin about u brah
20:13:53 <slinky_J> BRAH
20:13:59 <slinky_J> STAND UP FAH URSELF BRAH
20:14:03 <slinky_J> U SUCH DOG BRAH
20:14:06 <Skirmish> Against what?
20:14:09 <nate> is Skirmish a big MeaNie!
20:14:17 <slinky_J> against yourself
20:14:27 <slinky_J> Skirmish
20:14:29 <Skirmish> Stand up for myself against myself?
20:14:30 <Sharni> Wahhh
20:14:34 <slinky_J> why did you crack on to Lumeah
20:14:37 <slinky_J> she turns u down
20:14:38 <Skirmish> Hey there Sharnwah.
20:14:39 <slinky_J> and ever since
20:14:41 <slinky_J> naw
20:14:42 <Blitzkrieg> Lizzy only has balls when she has backup heh
20:14:45 <slinky_J> dont talk to sharns
20:14:47 <slinky_J> dude
20:14:51 <slinky_J> chillax man
20:14:53 <Blitzkrieg> Otherwise she bitches to people in PM
20:14:56 <slinky_J> ASKING
20:14:56 <Blitzkrieg> Fact.
20:14:59 <slinky_J> YOU A FUCKING QUESTION
20:15:06 <slinky_J> daz bro
20:15:08 <slinky_J> soz mang
20:15:13 <slinky_J> blitzin skirm
20:15:18 <slinky_J> he deserves it
20:15:19 <slinky_J> cmon
20:15:22 <nate> Sharni im still looking for that .01% yeah baby :L
20:15:24 <slinky_J> bro
20:15:26 <slinky_J> daz
20:15:28 <Blitzkrieg> That's your thing.. I'm just throwin some facts into the situation.
20:15:30 <Skirmish> I didn't hit on hagrid. I asked for a picture of her tits. I can understand that her lack of male companionship may lead her to assume that someone asking for a tit pic equals something more but in this instance, that was not he case.
20:15:34 <slinky_J> would u want me talkin to ur sis
20:15:35 <Blitzkrieg> I know she cries to ops etc.
20:15:36 <Lumeah> Blitzkrieg:
20:15:38 <Sharni> Good luck nate
20:15:38 <slinky_J> like fkn skirmish does
20:15:40 <slinky_J> to me
20:15:42 <slinky_J> and lumeah
20:15:44 <slinky_J> and anyone
20:15:46 <slinky_J> cmon
20:15:52 <Blitzkrieg> It depends on the person mate
20:15:58 <Blitzkrieg> You, I'd disagree with
20:15:59 <slinky_J> mate nothing
20:16:02 <Skirmish> She carried on like a ditzy 16yo girl ... I got bored and ceased asking for tit pics.
20:16:02 <Lumeah> ever think people aren't worth the bother?
20:16:02 <nate> mellies would say u old but still gots a chance LOL
20:16:04 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah deserves it
20:16:05 <Sharni> Yeah mate
20:16:12 <slinky_J> only my mom could get wit yo mum
20:16:13 <slinky_J> UNF
20:16:20 * slinky_J dances wit Blitzkrieg
20:16:25 <slinky_J> MEXICAN!
20:16:27 * Blitzkrieg strokes slinky_J
20:16:27 <Skirmish> That is pretty much the whole thing. She makes it into more though by suggesting I was keen for her and wanted more. That was not the case.
20:16:27 <Sharni> Lol
20:16:37 * slinky_J fallz ova
20:16:39 <nate> i ask for Blitzkriegs tit pic everyday
20:16:41 <slinky_J> meowww
20:16:42 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni: Married to a leb yet?
20:16:46 <Blitzkrieg> :P
20:16:48 <Lumeah> Skirmish:
20:16:50 <slinky_J> LOB
20:16:56 <Sharni> Nah
20:16:57 <Lumeah> you're lies are weak
20:16:58 <Skirmish> I give Lumeah a hard time for a few reasons. The first one is that she is dumb. Like Forrest Gump dumb.
20:17:08 <Blitzkrieg> Your*
20:17:09 <Skirmish> The second and most influential reason is that she lies.
20:17:15 <nate> dumb n young n full of rum?
20:17:17 <Lumeah> you pathetic excuse for a man
20:17:24 <Sharni> Life is like a box of chocolates
20:17:24 <Blitzkrieg> I'll just become the grammar nazi in the corner
20:17:26 <slinky_J> nate is dumb young and full of rum!
20:17:28 <slinky_J> mmm
20:17:32 <slinky_J> and blond!
20:17:34 <slinky_J> YUM
20:17:38 <Sharni> Mnm chocolate
20:17:40 * slinky_J head nods
20:17:44 <Sharni> Full of cum
20:17:50 * slinky_J snatch a p eighty nine
20:17:53 <slinky_J> UH UH UH
20:17:55 <nate> Sharni do a PUSHUP!:)
20:17:58 <Blitzkrieg> Good lord..
20:18:01 <slinky_J> PUT CRACKS IN FLOORS
20:18:01 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni
20:18:05 <slinky_J> gettin hot cunt
20:18:09 <Skirmish> I don't care what you think of me Lumeah and I don't care what a smackie from SA has to say either. You can keep patting each other on the back and tag teaming your nonsense down the screen if you want to though. Just realise that you are achieving nothing.
20:18:11 <Blitzkrieg> You sound like the other despo women on here
20:18:30 <slinky_J> I am no smackie.
20:18:32 <Blitzkrieg> [20:16:15] <Sharni> Mnm chocolate
20:18:32 <Blitzkrieg> [20:16:17] * @slinky_J head nods
20:18:32 <Blitzkrieg> [20:16:21] <Sharni> Full of cum
20:18:32 <slinky_J> dude
20:18:37 <slinky_J> I do not shoot drugs.
20:18:46 <Lumeah> lol
20:18:50 <slinky_J> why the fuck do you defame me and say it?
20:18:54 <Sharni> nate I'm too fat for push-ups
20:18:56 <slinky_J> I could call the cops
20:18:58 <Lumeah> i type the truth
20:19:02 <slinky_J> I could take you to court Skirmish
20:19:04 <slinky_J> like Lumeah
20:19:04 <Blitzkrieg> Bullshit
20:19:04 <nate> Sharni did u say Blitzkriegs code word for sex cum ;D
20:19:07 <slinky_J> talking that shit
20:19:12 <slinky_J> I said
20:19:15 <Lumeah> u type lies to beef yourself up
20:19:19 <Skirmish> You have established in your behaviour the symptoms of an irrational drug user slinky_J. I consider you a drug addict.
20:19:23 <slinky_J> Skirmish
20:19:27 <slinky_J> I am threatening you
20:19:32 <slinky_J> you keep saying what you say
20:19:34 <Sharni> No nate
20:19:39 <Lumeah> i think i achieve the real thing bro
20:19:40 <slinky_J> I will
20:19:41 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah: You're one of the most compulsive liars on here.
20:19:41 <nate> i fink Lumeah and Skirmish have a usual playful relationship which will turn into Skirmishs second wife
20:19:42 <Skirmish> Empty threats slinky_J.
20:19:47 <slinky_J> take it to court.
20:19:56 <slinky_J> you've been doing it for years.
20:19:57 <Lumeah> ur just a small pathetic losser
20:19:58 <Sharni> Code word is "I'm gay and I like big black dick" that's the code word he has to say
20:20:02 <Blitzkrieg> lol @ 2nd wife
20:20:04 <slinky_J> he is pathetic
20:20:04 <Skirmish> LOSSER
20:20:09 <slinky_J> Skirmish
20:20:12 <Blitzkrieg> Loser*
20:20:17 <slinky_J> you think anyone here likes you?
20:20:20 <Skirmish> Thug life. Call someone a loser, spell loser wrong.
20:20:23 <slinky_J> actually cares about what you say
20:20:23 <Lumeah> who couldn't con this woman. n now all u do is abuse me
20:20:23 <slinky_J> dude
20:20:32 <Lumeah> fuck off losser cunt
20:20:32 <slinky_J> arguing is it
20:20:36 <Blitzkrieg> Loser*
20:20:41 <slinky_J> nobody gotta care less dude
20:20:43 <slinky_J> Skirmish
20:20:47 <nate> its nice 2 see you sharmi, take a pic of your face cheer everyone up ;L
20:20:51 <Sharni> What have I missed why is everyone bullying Lumeah
20:20:53 <slinky_J> you have brought your own type of bullshit you did to melbourne
20:20:55 <slinky_J> and bro
20:20:57 <slinky_J> years ago
20:21:02 <slinky_J> I mean loyalty
20:21:04 <slinky_J> years go
20:21:08 <Skirmish> con you?
20:21:10 <Sharni> What do you can send it to everyone nate
20:21:10 <slinky_J> I still say fuck you
20:21:13 <slinky_J> okay!
20:21:19 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni: Compulsive liars always get caught out.
20:21:20 <nate> nah just mbision
20:21:20 <slinky_J> I still don't like you.
20:21:21 <Lumeah> losser.
20:21:23 <Lumeah> lol
20:21:29 <slinky_J> keep giving Lumeah shit bro.
20:21:31 <nate> quick sharmi!
20:21:33 <Lumeah> if i spell it wrong
20:21:35 <slinky_J> no heart bro
20:21:35 <Lumeah> good
20:21:39 <Sharni> I'm a liar
20:21:40 <Skirmish> I asked for a pic of your tits. What was the con? I was asking you to help my Nigerian friend that is also a king? Fuck me how stupid can you really be. Sky is the limit.
20:21:41 <Lumeah> it anoyed u
20:21:43 <slinky_J> you wouldn't have heart if it came in a can.
20:21:48 <Lumeah> my job done
20:21:56 <slinky_J> I ask for another pic of your wife Skirmish.
20:21:57 <Blitzkrieg> Annoyed*
20:21:59 <slinky_J> and ya kid
20:22:02 <nate> QUICK sharmi!!!:L
20:22:03 <slinky_J> lil hitlaaahhhhhh
20:22:05 <slinky_J> droppin
20:22:08 <Sharni> No
20:22:08 <slinky_J> uh uh uh uh uh
20:22:11 <slinky_J> wot
20:22:14 <slinky_J> word up!
20:22:23 Join: Mei ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:22:23 <slinky_J> Skirmish give us a FAMILY PHOTO BRO
20:22:24 <slinky_J> AYE
20:22:28 <Sharni> Mei babes
20:22:30 <slinky_J> U WANNA OWN LUMEAH?
20:22:30 <Lumeah> you where trying.. failure.. trying to chat me up for cyber
20:22:36 <Blitzkrieg> The fun begins
20:22:39 <Lumeah> not just a pic
20:22:40 <slinky_J> GIVE US A FAMILY PHOTO YA FUCKIN LOSER
20:22:47 <Lumeah> i found u where married
20:22:47 Mode: (by Blitzkrieg) +h Mei
20:22:51 <Lumeah> fucker
20:22:53 <Lumeah> dah
20:22:53 <Sharni> slinky_J show us a family pic
20:22:59 <Lumeah> end story
20:22:59 <slinky_J> i would
20:23:05 <slinky_J> if werent dead
20:23:17 <slinky_J> uno dad is dead kinda hard
20:23:33 <slinky_J> Skirmish u live off of this bro man up
20:23:37 <Sharni> Na
20:23:37 <slinky_J> post a pic bro
20:23:38 <Sharni> Naww
20:23:39 <nate> slinky_J show us a Sharni pic ;l
20:23:48 <Sharni> Wah
20:23:48 <nate> yay!
20:23:49 <Skirmish> [20:26] <@Lumeah> you where trying.. failure.. trying to chat me up for cyber ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
20:23:52 <slinky_J> she can have one on facebook
20:23:57 <slinky_J> Skirmish
20:23:58 <Skirmish> I never cyber. Ever.
20:24:02 <slinky_J> post a family pic bro
20:24:04 <slinky_J> man up
20:24:06 <Lumeah> lies
20:24:10 <slinky_J> u want to ruin Lumeahs life
20:24:11 <slinky_J> you said
20:24:13 <Lumeah> complete lies
20:24:16 <slinky_J> you will ruin her life
20:24:19 <slinky_J> I remember.
20:24:25 <slinky_J> so ruin it.
20:24:38 <Lumeah> cuz he's a weak cunt
20:24:51 <slinky_J> he is weak.
20:24:58 <slinky_J> pussy
20:25:14 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*shippypoo@*.bigpond.net.au
20:25:14 Kick: slinky_J was kicked by ChanOP ((Skirmish) You are banned)
20:25:15 <Lumeah> abuses women
20:25:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*Lumeah4@*.the.kraken
20:25:19 Kick: Lumeah was kicked by ChanOP ((Skirmish) You are banned)
20:25:37 <Skirmish> Now when they come back it will be even MORE fun!
20:25:37 <nate> u cant ban ya girlfriend
20:25:44 <Skirmish> Unbanning now.
20:25:53 Mode: (by Skirmish) -b *!*shippypoo@*.bigpond.net.au
20:25:55 Mode: (by Skirmish) -b *!*Lumeah4@*.the.kraken
20:26:06 <Skirmish> Just poking the bear :)
20:26:13 <nate> the pube bear
20:26:47 <nate> hahah~
20:26:52 <Skirmish> lol
20:27:03 <nate> Sharni wot u been up 2 yo
20:27:08 <nate> scoring honies
20:27:37 <Sharni> Lol
20:27:38 <Skirmish> Don't give Sharni a hard time. We need normal girls here to chat to.
20:27:46 <Sharni> I am normal ?
20:27:53 <nate> its not a hard time, she says she scores
20:27:55 <Skirmish> Compared to the pube monster, you are.
20:28:21 <Sharni> Yeah I score
20:28:24 <Sharni> Drugs...
20:28:28 <Sharni> Jokes jokes
20:28:38 Join: Lumeah2 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:28:58 Join: slinky_J ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:28:58 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h slinky_J
20:29:04 <Skirmish> Welcome back guise.
20:29:08 <slinky_J> lol
20:29:12 <Skirmish> :)
20:29:14 * slinky_J puts on a mask
20:29:17 <slinky_J> :p
20:29:19 <nate> yes weclome to abusive Skirmish :L
20:29:24 <slinky_J> hahaha
20:29:47 <Sharni> I want ice cream
20:29:56 <slinky_J> man bro is like "so fill her up man right?"
20:29:56 <Skirmish> Welcome back to 'We are calling Skirmish a bully by bullying him.'
20:30:04 <slinky_J> I go
20:30:15 <slinky_J> "fulla what?"
20:30:17 <slinky_J> aha
20:30:23 <nate> yes when Sharni says hello i also feel abused ;L
20:30:30 <slinky_J> "Fill her full of fuckin cum"
20:30:33 <nate> LOLOL
20:30:37 <slinky_J> 2 LATE
20:30:40 <Skirmish> You are such a bully Sharni!
20:30:41 <Sharni> Hello Nate
20:30:42 <slinky_J> that was monday
20:30:45 <nate> SHARMI rub ya lamp
20:30:51 <Sharni> No
20:30:57 <slinky_J> today is BI SUNDAY
20:31:00 <slinky_J> WOOOOOP
20:31:06 <nate> but u are good at rubbing, i have heard;l
20:31:13 <slinky_J> naw bro
20:31:18 <slinky_J> nobody love you like i do
20:31:26 <Sharni> Naww
20:31:32 <nate> slinky_J do u crack onto guys much
20:31:37 <nate> at da club
20:31:40 <Sharni> nate you should be BI and date slinky_J
20:31:43 <slinky_J> naw
20:31:54 <slinky_J> why would I waste what I got on them when I got you :p
20:31:55 <slinky_J> ;D
20:32:01 <Sharni> He might just be your .09%
20:32:05 <Skirmish> Sharni: That's not very nice suggesting that nate should go on a date with a drug addict.
20:32:11 <nate> lolol
20:32:14 <slinky_J> Sharni doesn't understand.
20:32:30 <slinky_J> should I lay on her train track and bleep?
20:32:30 <Sharni> I was only being nice and suggesting him someone
20:33:01 <Sharni> Any hole is a goal right ?
20:33:01 Join: Mei_P ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:33:45 <nate> nah im picky, must be covered in pubes
20:33:57 <nate> like Mei!
20:34:11 <slinky_J> nice
20:34:22 <slinky_J> i got techniques drippin out my buttcheeks
20:34:23 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVbt7yes3Fs
20:34:27 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Biggie - Ready To Die (Jul 29, 2009) Length: 4:25 - Category: Music - 1,351,345 views views - 4,321 likes (98.4%), dislikes (1.6%)
20:34:31 <nate> bbsoon :L
20:34:37 <slinky_J> Skirmish how good is this song.
20:34:41 Quit: Mei ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
20:34:48 <slinky_J> so old so good.
20:35:39 <nate> if it an't love
20:36:35 <slinky_J> eh
20:36:45 <slinky_J> same reason jono is afraid of me
20:36:55 <slinky_J> simba
20:37:03 Join: GoldSpade ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:37:07 <GoldSpade> ayy nerds!
20:37:13 <slinky_J> wrong chan
20:37:19 <GoldSpade> ayy wha
20:37:23 <slinky_J> this is nerd woman that hate men.
20:37:34 <slinky_J> AAHAHAHA
20:37:37 <slinky_J> wot
20:37:47 <GoldSpade> errr really
20:37:48 <slinky_J> only woman in here is Skirmish.
20:37:52 <slinky_J> fkn poof
20:37:52 <GoldSpade> that cant be real
20:37:54 <slinky_J> lol
20:38:18 <slinky_J> are you real?
20:39:15 <GoldSpade> must be the one who couldnt get a date to go to the high school dance, stayed home and looked in the mirror and sulked!
20:39:29 <Skirmish> slinky_J only says I am a woman so he can deal with his self loathing that surrounds his attraction to me.
20:42:10 <Sharni> lol
20:46:12 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZe5K1DN4ec&index=7&list=PLFgquLnL59anCntsRnELFZkHxPwZU_JM_
20:46:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Flume - Say It feat. Tove Lo (Apr 20, 2016) Length: - Category: Music - 7,628,594 views views - likes (98.2%), 1,292 dislikes (1.8%)
20:48:48 <Sharni> Blah
20:52:16 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5RobDomh5U&list=PLFgquLnL59anCntsRnELFZkHxPwZU_JM_&index=8
20:52:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CAN'T STOP THE FEELING! First Listen (Featuring the cast of DreamWorks Animation's Trolls) (May 5, 2016) Length: 4:27 - Category: Music - 40,409,289 views views - 310,056 likes (96.6%), 10,765 dislikes (3.4%)
20:52:58 <steven_> werk wer werk
20:54:31 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL1UzIK-flA&index=9&list=PLFgquLnL59anCntsRnELFZkHxPwZU_JM_
20:54:36 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rihanna - Work (Explicit) ft. Drake (Feb 22, 2016) Length: 7:34 - Category: Music - 380,090,919 views views - 3,355,435 likes (92.5%), 272,868 dislikes (7.5%)
20:56:44 Quit: Bonny ([email protected]) Connection closed
20:57:45 <slinky_J> my GOSH
20:57:56 * slinky_J chews cud
20:58:02 <slinky_J> MAMA
20:58:04 <slinky_J> MAMA
20:58:05 <Skirmish> http://pastebin.com/ng8dhBKB
20:58:11 <slinky_J> mama?
20:58:29 <slinky_J> MAMA
20:58:37 <slinky_J> IS SKIRMISH TALKIN SHIT AGAIN MAMA?
20:58:49 <slinky_J> Skirmish u need somebody to hold you bro?
20:58:54 <slinky_J> why you gotta post shit bro
20:58:59 <slinky_J> u need some holding bro?
20:59:04 <slinky_J> ur pig wife ino..
20:59:08 <slinky_J> I would too
20:59:09 <steven_> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
20:59:11 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/NationalRugbyLeagueMemes/videos/1054984394589321/
20:59:35 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHAHA
20:59:40 <slinky_J> oh lok
20:59:43 <slinky_J> anova day
20:59:52 <slinky_J> AINT DISKUST IT AY
20:59:57 <slinky_J> Skirmish
21:00:02 <slinky_J> is that u in bed wit ur wife?
21:00:12 <slinky_J> OH NO DON FINK TODAY AYE!
21:00:18 <slinky_J> feed her a banana.
21:00:28 <slinky_J> OH YE nah DON FINK TODAY AY!
21:00:33 <slinky_J> jejejeje
21:01:26 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:03:06 <nate> yay!
21:05:12 <nate> haha i love that ball play during the game
21:05:26 <nate> try hit cameron smiths body with the ball
21:05:28 <nate> lolol
21:06:35 <slinky_J> I just went nuts onna skroll
21:06:42 <slinky_J> yippie yip
21:06:49 <slinky_J> YIROS bro :P
21:06:57 <slinky_J> ate the fuck outta it
21:07:09 <slinky_J> shoved my right hand in the gravy and chips
21:07:12 <nate> slinky_J wheres ya abusive father at
21:07:14 <nate> Skirmish :L
21:07:15 <slinky_J> got cheese all over my lips
21:07:23 <slinky_J> seducing words with salt and my hips
21:08:01 <slinky_J> pepper corn he know, don't wander broooooo, Skirmish yoooo you know you like it!
21:08:05 <slinky_J> lol nate :P
21:08:52 <Skirmish> [21:11] <%nate> slinky_J wheres ya abusive father at <------- Went to buy a packet of smokes and never came back?
21:09:02 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
21:09:08 <slinky_J> probs
21:09:09 <slinky_J> lol
21:09:34 <slinky_J> truce
21:09:45 <slinky_J> calling one
21:10:05 <slinky_J> he can say anything he likes, he isn't the father of the moustache bride
21:16:58 <slinky_J> you ready Skirmish motherfucker
21:17:49 * slinky_J rubs one out
21:17:53 <Skirmish> Busy on facebook actually. I have started a consultancy group and have found myself very busy with it.
21:18:09 <Skirmish> Hence why I am paying you little to no attention tonight.
21:18:51 <slinky_J> Hence is how I feel, rob and deal, create a world where my boys feel they're ready to die.
21:18:57 <slinky_J> WHUT
21:19:25 <slinky_J> riiiighht
21:19:33 <Skirmish> Thinking about buying this as well https://represent.com/arnold/schwarzenegger-come-with-me-if-you-want-to-lift#shipping
21:19:37 <Skirmish> You should get one Nate.
21:19:49 <slinky_J> gonna pick out
21:19:51 <slinky_J> Skirmish
21:20:07 <slinky_J> don't try to get around how much of an abusive cunt you are
21:20:09 <slinky_J> to a woman
21:20:22 <slinky_J> contradictive shit.
21:20:25 <slinky_J> haha
21:20:29 <Skirmish> lumeah is more of a man than you are.
21:20:32 <slinky_J> Skirmish, I'm ready
21:20:36 <slinky_J> dude
21:20:38 <slinky_J> come here
21:20:41 <slinky_J> adeladie
21:20:44 <slinky_J> waiting for ya
21:20:51 <slinky_J> I'm hot bro
21:20:56 <slinky_J> I got you man
21:21:03 <slinky_J> come here ur my mate
21:21:06 <Skirmish> Why would I come to Adelaide. I do have family there but haven't had anything to do with them for over 20 years.
21:21:12 <slinky_J> no
21:21:18 <slinky_J> you don't have family here anymore.
21:21:24 <slinky_J> I do
21:21:27 <slinky_J> not you
21:21:32 <nate> ice trip to slinky_J's ;L
21:21:32 <slinky_J> you are my bitch
21:21:37 <slinky_J> you ever come here
21:21:40 <slinky_J> come here Skirmish
21:21:42 <slinky_J> man up
21:21:48 <slinky_J> you can abuse a Lumeah2
21:21:51 <Skirmish> Chrissie beach is it?
21:21:51 <slinky_J> abuse a josh
21:21:52 <slinky_J> irl
21:21:55 <Skirmish> I think that is where they are.
21:21:58 <slinky_J> come and abuse me bro
21:22:00 <slinky_J> uhhh brav
21:22:03 <slinky_J> come on bro
21:22:06 <slinky_J> man up bro!
21:22:13 <slinky_J> I GET A FEELS ON UR DICK
21:22:18 <slinky_J> TWINKIE!
21:22:23 <Skirmish> You're the one that wants a shot at the title. That means you have to come to me.
21:22:29 <slinky_J> naw bro
21:22:35 <Skirmish> If you want to take on the Alpha, you have to come and challenge.
21:22:36 <slinky_J> you act like a bitch
21:22:43 <slinky_J> give Lumeah so much shit
21:22:52 <slinky_J> you want what I got ninja?
21:23:16 <slinky_J> LIL HITLAH GONNA LOSE A FATHER
21:23:24 <slinky_J> come around
21:23:39 <Skirmish> You have absolutely nothing anyone wants. That's why you're a single drug addict defending a pube monster on irc.
21:23:40 <slinky_J> Skirmish man up come to Adelaide
21:23:54 <slinky_J> stick with something for once in your life Skirmish
21:24:00 <slinky_J> come down and fight me.
21:24:11 <slinky_J> You won't leave S.A.
21:24:26 <slinky_J> Moonta Bay is your video.
21:26:21 * slinky_J slaps Skirmish around a bit with a large trout
21:26:23 <slinky_J> dude
21:26:33 <slinky_J> softy
21:26:39 <slinky_J> Softy.
21:27:16 <slinky_J> Skirmish you would do anything to get outta a fight
21:27:40 <slinky_J> tomorrow you will be giving Lumeah shit again because you're a lost faggot needs to get checked in.
21:28:08 * slinky_J slaps Skirmish around a bit with a large trout
21:28:53 <slinky_J> SEE YA BOY LIL HITLAH, PICTURE, YOU GONNA GIVE A GIRL MORE SHIT? I GIVE YOU SHIT SO SUCK MY DICK! MY BLOOD STAINS YOUR BOY ASSHOLE BRAINS, HIS ASSHOLE, WHAT REMAINS!
21:28:57 <slinky_J> faggot.
21:29:02 <slinky_J> I came for you.
21:30:11 <slinky_J> Skirmish you are a bitch man
21:30:23 <slinky_J> I would love to lick the hairs off a ur kid
21:30:29 <slinky_J> because I do do shit
21:30:33 <slinky_J> and I am an outlaw.
21:30:37 <slinky_J> Cabbage.
21:30:42 <slinky_J> C U braincells
21:31:06 <nate> slinky_J if u wanna kiss Skirmish on da lips
21:31:14 <nate> u have my permission
21:31:24 <slinky_J> thx baebs
21:31:34 <nate> old mate nate!
21:31:36 <nate> is here
21:31:47 <slinky_J> not to waste
21:31:48 <nate> young sharmi is also here
21:31:49 <slinky_J> :P
21:31:50 <Skirmish> The thing is though slinky_J that I obviously get to Lumeah ... where neither of you bother me.
21:31:59 <slinky_J> Skirmish
21:32:03 <slinky_J> problem is
21:32:06 <Skirmish> Come after me all you like buddy. More pastebins.
21:32:08 <nate> Skirmish gets in Lumeahs undies
21:32:09 <slinky_J> finding you
21:32:22 <slinky_J> chopping ya kid in to profit
21:32:28 <slinky_J> so when I lick it I love it
21:32:33 <slinky_J> mmm
21:32:39 <slinky_J> that neck?
21:32:43 <slinky_J> mad stew.
21:33:05 <slinky_J> Skirmish give his kid out for any test.
21:33:18 <slinky_J> my mate sittin across from me bro
21:33:23 <slinky_J> taz
21:33:29 <slinky_J> thinkin ur a bitch bro
21:33:34 <slinky_J> 360
21:33:37 <Arbition> slinky_J: Yo, PM
21:33:38 <slinky_J> onna fone
21:33:39 <Skirmish> I have no idea what you're even on about half the time Josh. That's why you don't bother me. You resort to predictable patterns to try and insult me time and time again. I even called it with nate right after I logged in.
21:33:41 <slinky_J> Skirmish
21:33:48 <slinky_J> 360 is onna fone to my mate taz
21:33:55 <slinky_J> thinkin ur a bitch
21:37:06 <Sharni> Aww yeah
21:37:40 <nate> maccas wrappers in sharnis bed ;L
21:37:53 <Sharni> No
21:37:56 <nate> wot did u eat!
21:38:01 <nate> sausage egg mc muffin
21:38:03 <Sharni> Your mum
21:38:10 <Sharni> Jokes jokes
21:38:14 <Sharni> I don't eat pussy
21:38:20 <nate> only all day long
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21:38:27 <Sharni> Only on Sunday's
21:38:35 <nate> slinky_Js pussy
21:38:46 <nate> its been crying about Skirmish all day long also
21:38:55 <nate> meow
21:39:19 <Sharni> REOW
21:39:23 <nate> mellies is out on a hot date
21:39:31 <nate> poor guy
21:39:33 <nate> LOL
21:39:43 <Sharni> She is a hottie
21:39:53 <nate> yeah mellies got game
21:40:16 <Sharni> Yep
21:40:16 <nate> i get heaps of tips
21:40:22 <Sharni> Won't work
21:40:23 <Skirmish> She is gorgeous. She's got spirit too.
21:40:32 <Sharni> Yeah sh wors
21:40:34 <Sharni> She does 88
21:40:39 <Sharni> ** FML
21:40:43 <nate> spirit?
21:40:44 <nate> haha
21:40:46 <Sharni> My hands are frozen
21:40:49 <nate> shes a ghost
21:41:01 <nate> Sharmi rub ya lamb ;D
21:41:05 <nate> or lamp :D
21:41:10 <nate> haha
21:41:18 <nate> MUTTOn!
21:42:07 <Skirmish> Was going to visit the Jervis Bay Maritime Museum next month during out holiday in Nowra. Looks shit though. Might skip that.
21:42:12 <nate> gotta moisturise ;l
21:42:28 <nate> winter is dry ;l
21:42:30 <nate> haha
21:42:37 <Sharni> Jervis bay
21:42:41 <Sharni> Hmm sounds familiar
21:42:54 <Sharni> Think I've been there
21:43:05 <nate> Skirmish take slinky_J as bait
21:43:05 <Sharni> Are you in Sydney Skirmish
21:43:12 <Sharni> Yeah use his rat
21:43:27 <nate> lol
21:43:31 <Skirmish> Sharni: Newcastle.
21:43:35 <Sharni> Oh yep
21:43:48 <nate> Fleur East - Sax
21:43:51 <nate> give it 2 me Skirmish
21:43:53 <Sharni> I was up there a few weeks back
21:44:06 <Skirmish> Where did you visit?
21:44:13 <Sharni> Rutherford
21:44:21 <Skirmish> Nothing much out that way.
21:44:27 <Sharni> Yep
21:44:27 <nate> rutherford river
21:44:36 <Sharni> nate shush
21:44:39 <nate> LOLOLOL
21:44:42 <Skirmish> Got family out that way?
21:44:45 * nate floats by
21:44:51 <Sharni> I have family in kurri
21:45:08 <Sharni> Stayed in Maitland inn
21:46:14 <nate> http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/a9/a98e27309387b38bc949dd8caf9047599a8c30decd49007442703dc725126ec3.jpg
21:46:21 <nate> hahah yeeeeah baby!
21:46:48 <Sharni> That's McFucked
21:51:22 <Skirmish> I am going to take the fam to Shoalhaven Zoo on our holiday.
21:52:56 <nate> make monkey love
21:54:32 <nate> i only lie to make slinky_J take me on dates to the zoo ;l
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22:02:14 <steven_> keke
22:06:18 <Sharni> lol
22:06:54 <nate> steven_ say hi to Sharni slart ;L
22:07:04 <nate> i fink she wants to play a game with u
22:07:22 <Sharni> No he isn't allowed to
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22:07:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
22:07:56 <nate> radiation from the xbox is bouncing off his nuts
22:08:04 <nate> must cool it
22:08:05 <Blitzkrieg> Juicy
22:08:53 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/bbemq8
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22:10:20 <StevieLoZz> hey yall
22:12:23 <Skirmish> Hey there what's news?
22:12:42 <StevieLoZz> just chillin at my bros
22:12:47 <StevieLoZz> you
22:12:52 <Skirmish> [22:11] <Sharni> No he isn't allowed to <---------- Why not?
22:13:11 <Skirmish> Just chillin at home high on cold and flu drugs StevieLoZz.
22:13:13 <Sharni> Just joking
22:13:20 <steven_> sharni slart
22:13:27 <StevieLoZz> lovely
22:13:29 <Sharni> Hi slart
22:13:35 <Skirmish> Looking at places to check out next month when I take the fam on a holiday for a week in Nowra.
22:13:56 <Sharni> Go visit pliv
22:14:10 <nate> StevieLoZz does Blitzkrieg have his shirt orf;l get a pic for me
22:14:23 <Skirmish> He lives in Nowra?
22:14:39 <StevieLoZz> nope he doesnt
22:14:42 <Sharni> http://imgur.com/tx1VowD who is this
22:14:45 <StevieLoZz> otherwise i would have left the house
22:14:56 <Sharni> Nah he lives in Redfern I think
22:15:06 <nate> thats me sharmi!
22:15:09 <nate> :P
22:15:15 <nate> i have trumps redhair
22:15:25 <Sharni> I know you sent it to me ha ha ha ha
22:15:29 <Sharni> Werido
22:15:33 <Skirmish> I use the same body wash. ^5
22:15:53 <Sharni> Lol
22:15:56 <Blitzkrieg> Werido
22:16:08 <nate> i changed my toothbrushes tonight, homebrand gone
22:16:10 <nate> lol
22:16:11 <Sharni> Lol
22:16:16 <Sharni> Colgate
22:16:18 <nate> colgate half price
22:16:20 <nate> lol
22:16:31 <Sharni> Make sure you get soft toothbrushes only
22:16:39 <Skirmish> http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/Capture_zpscqmptz3u.png <----- This will be our home for the 5 nights we're in Nowra.
22:16:49 <nate> i like it rough Sharni
22:16:55 <Sharni> Unless you want receding gums
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22:17:15 <nate> my teeth look like tisks after many bongs anyhowz
22:17:15 <Sharni> Nice Skirmish
22:17:21 <Sharni> Can I ask how much did you pay
22:17:26 <Sharni> Yuck
22:17:32 <Skirmish> $1200
22:17:40 <Sharni> Woah that's cheap as
22:17:44 <nate> 1200 for a night with sharni
22:17:47 <nate> deal!
22:17:57 <Skirmish> We're taking the wife's parents though and they are staying downstairs so we split the cost with them.
22:18:09 <Sharni> Went on a holiday recently for 2 nights and that cost $750 for a house that was like shit compared to that
22:18:14 <Sharni> Ohh
22:18:17 <Sharni> Nice
22:18:44 <Sharni> So is it $1200 all up
22:18:50 <Skirmish> Yep.
22:19:01 <Skirmish> Oh, and $500 bond that gets returned at the end.
22:19:01 <Sharni> Nice
22:19:07 <Sharni> Yeah had to pay that too
22:19:13 <StevieLoZz> bbs
22:19:39 <nate> wheres mY blitz Chest puPPiez!
22:19:44 <nate> im soo needy
22:20:02 <StevieLoZz> :-/
22:20:05 <Sharni> Lol
22:20:17 <StevieLoZz> needy
22:20:45 <nate> sleep over nates house 12cents per night
22:20:58 <nate> good deal!
22:21:00 <StevieLoZz> expensive
22:21:05 <BlackDevil> joel is working the gay club tonight
22:21:27 <nate> i asked zade if he would bonk joel
22:21:29 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
22:21:31 <nate> he said yes
22:21:38 <nate> could be true :D
22:22:04 <BlackDevil> they could be bonking right now
22:22:45 <nate> pulling each others hair
22:22:47 <nate> true
22:23:01 <nate> seeing joels grew back
22:23:13 <nate> give it 2 MEEEh!
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22:29:10 <GoldSpade> ayyy nerds!
22:29:33 <nate> hi GoldSpade wanna hit the club with natey!
22:29:48 <GoldSpade> golf?
22:29:50 <nate> i need a draw card GoldSpade is perfect
22:29:58 <nate> nah gay club mate
22:30:16 <GoldSpade> free condoms?
22:30:28 <nate> just dancing and teasing
22:30:37 <nate> u know how to do that surely
22:30:53 <GoldSpade> I dont do cams no more :/
22:31:13 <GoldSpade> got tired of that shit
22:31:43 <TheChill> nate
22:31:46 <TheChill> you are bald i told
22:32:26 <GoldSpade> he shaves so what
22:32:52 <GoldSpade> got to look presentable
22:33:31 <nate> i dont have alot of hair but i got some;l
22:33:40 <nate> http://imgur.com/tx1VowD
22:33:40 <TheChill> bald is good look
22:33:47 <nate> im growing it into a mohawk
22:33:49 <nate> :O
22:33:59 <nate> dye it Blonde
22:33:59 <GoldSpade> grows back itchy...I hate that
22:35:00 <nate> haha u talkin bout ya garden?
22:35:16 <GoldSpade> haha ahhhhh
22:35:28 <nate> rose in the middle
22:35:30 <nate> :P
22:36:57 <Sharni> Blah blah
22:37:07 <nate> Sharni kiss it!
22:37:12 <nate> with ya good head
22:37:33 <GoldSpade> catch and down the hatch!
22:37:55 * GoldSpade slaps Sharni around a bit with a large trout
22:38:00 <nate> how old are u mr spade
22:38:05 <nate> are u a catch
22:38:05 <TheChill> https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlt1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13312617_1626618494052181_3232321667037094971_n.jpg?oh=8106e1846923979691b33823e5373956&oe=57C7FD68&__gda__=1477398787_22f935f9ee34ba236e08cf09d0d7a63b
22:38:12 <GoldSpade> errr not for you!
22:38:21 <GoldSpade> im 38
22:38:37 <nate> GoldSpade let us old men go out;l
22:38:44 <nate> bingo
22:38:48 <nate> n then pokies
22:39:16 <GoldSpade> then an 80's gay disco?
22:39:27 <nate> wow ment 2 be :D
22:39:44 <GoldSpade> ehhe
22:39:51 <TheChill> nate is it true gay men slide condom full of marbles in butt
22:40:27 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfDfb-87F_s
22:40:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Krys Talk - Fly Away [NCS Release] (Mar 12, 2015) Length: 4:45 - Category: Entertainment - 3,880,593 views views - 46,400 likes (98.3%), 807 dislikes (1.7%)
22:40:36 <nate> steven u like dis one
22:41:06 <nate> TheChill dunno im not gay, i just wanna be
22:41:10 <nate> :P
22:41:31 <GoldSpade> go into a toy shop..."I need some marbles?"
22:41:33 <Sharni> Old people every where
22:41:49 <nate> Sharni no yummie meat just dried up fruit
22:42:05 <Sharni> Yep
22:42:51 <nate> Sharni u like dat song ;L
22:42:53 <nate> LOL
22:43:08 <Sharni> What song
22:43:21 <nate> krys talk fly away
22:43:44 <nate> i fink nutty will like it
22:44:54 <TheChill> nate if you want be gay you need friend pebbles
22:44:58 <TheChill> he teach you
22:45:43 <nate> dont fink he is much of a player, but a good odd ball :D
22:45:58 <Skirmish> Joel is so dumb he doesn't even realise he is gay.
22:45:58 <slinky_J> WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
22:46:13 <slinky_J> NIGGAS CALL ME THE CLIT FINDA, MAKE YA KIDNEY SHIFT.
22:46:17 <slinky_J> sup
22:46:28 <nate> omg slinky_J are u on something :D
22:46:37 * slinky_J whacks Skirmish on his face and skrims him
22:46:38 <Skirmish> He is a drug addict. Of course he is.
22:46:45 <slinky_J> I love it when you call me big fucker.
22:46:49 * slinky_J fucks ya
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22:46:55 <slinky_J> :D
22:47:01 <slinky_J> gettin physical
22:47:08 <slinky_J> cmon baby!
22:47:41 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zwPVU92-XQ
22:47:43 <nate> good song
22:47:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Olivia Newton-John - Physical (1981) HD 0815007 (Jul 1, 2010) Length: 3:39 - Category: Music - 215,959 views views - 661 likes (97.2%), 19 dislikes (2.8%)
22:47:54 <slinky_J> Is my mind playing trix? Skirmish gives a girl shit, lumeahz like he aint shit.
22:48:00 <nate> slinky_J u know any young guys that wanna come on irc for sharmi
22:48:11 <nate> she needs to be fed
22:48:12 <slinky_J> Leak a shit a lot dude when you tongue asshole try not to tongue the meanest cleanest :P
22:48:18 <slinky_J> nate
22:48:33 <nate> yes babe;l
22:48:41 <slinky_J> intermissssion
22:48:42 <nate> TheChill u young?
22:48:42 <slinky_J> mwa
22:48:49 <nate> may i offer u up
22:48:51 <nate> LOL
22:48:53 <Skirmish> The only people slinky_J knows are other drug addict losers that give their mums 3D glasses.
22:49:01 <slinky_J> bro
22:49:02 <TheChill> nate i am 39
22:49:06 <nate> omfg
22:49:09 <slinky_J> she wouldnt touch you
22:49:15 <slinky_J> like Lumeah.
22:49:23 <nate> u may join me at the club
22:49:25 <slinky_J> nobody would touch you irl Skirmish
22:49:30 <Skirmish> nobody wants lumeah to touch them.
22:49:32 <slinky_J> why the fuck are you even here man?
22:49:35 <slinky_J> DUDE
22:49:48 <slinky_J> you
22:49:56 <slinky_J> are always proving yourself
22:50:03 <nate> LOL
22:50:05 <slinky_J> want me to go back up?
22:50:11 <slinky_J> and paste your shit
22:50:14 <slinky_J> dude
22:50:21 <slinky_J> LIL HITLAH BRO
22:50:32 <slinky_J> LOCK YA WINDOWS CLOSE YA DOORS Skirmish
22:51:26 <slinky_J> Skirmish, stop playing pussy
22:51:36 <slinky_J> earlier when there was nobody but me and Lumeah
22:51:40 <slinky_J> you had nothing to say
22:51:52 <slinky_J> you only took bread and butter went dangerous when it suited you
22:51:53 <Skirmish> http://pastebin.com/ng8dhBKB
22:51:57 <slinky_J> WHAT A PAYBACK!
22:52:04 <slinky_J> gimme da loot
22:52:27 <slinky_J> I got witch poison bro it's a stick up!
22:52:48 <slinky_J> Skirmish, like you I'm an expert!
22:52:54 <slinky_J> three fifty
22:53:03 <steven_> nate
22:53:05 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY
22:53:06 <slinky_J> blue steel!
22:53:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: System Of A Down - Chop Suey! (Oct 2, 2009) Length: 3:27 - Category: Music - 410,995,370 views views - 1,666,847 likes (96.3%), 63,452 dislikes (3.7%)
22:53:14 <slinky_J> motherfucker
22:53:15 <Skirmish> I do not challenge that you are an expert on how to waste a life.
22:53:21 * slinky_J swings steven_ around
22:53:22 <steven_> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
22:53:24 <slinky_J> sup baebz
22:53:25 <slinky_J> ahaha
22:53:33 <slinky_J> SAS
22:53:34 <slinky_J> MAN
22:53:38 <slinky_J> AFTA MY MONEY
22:53:40 <slinky_J> SAS
22:53:42 <slinky_J> WOT WOT
22:53:45 <nate> ha!
22:53:49 * slinky_J runs
22:53:54 <slinky_J> gimme da loot!
22:54:27 <steven_> WAKEUP!
22:54:32 <Skirmish> When I used to be a night patrol guard I would see people like slinky_J hanging around the ATM's at midnight waiting for their centrelink money to go in.
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22:54:38 <slinky_J> WAKE UP
22:54:44 <steven_> gaga
22:54:44 <slinky_J> OI CUNT
22:54:46 <slinky_J> NOBODY
22:54:51 <slinky_J> IS TAKING UR SHIT
22:54:53 <slinky_J> STFU
22:54:56 <slinky_J> WAKE UP!
22:55:13 <StevieLoZz> hi yall
22:55:30 <slinky_J> like i can get five more minutes
22:55:30 <nate> hi StevieLoZz BabE!
22:55:59 <StevieLoZz> righteooooooooooooo
22:56:00 <TheChill> slinky_J take marble condom out of butt maybe
22:56:04 <nate> StevieLoZz do u hit the club
22:56:12 <nate> shake ya money maker
22:56:19 <slinky_J> Skirmish
22:56:23 <slinky_J> self righteous
22:56:27 <slinky_J> ass
22:56:29 <StevieLoZz> all the time
22:56:29 <TheChill> slinky_J take the condom out
22:56:31 <slinky_J> holenesssssssssssssssssss
22:56:35 <slinky_J> in your asssssssssssssssss
22:56:44 <slinky_J> chill TheChill
22:56:48 <slinky_J> PUT A DICK IN IT
22:56:50 <TheChill> no you
22:56:55 <slinky_J> wot?
22:56:56 <slinky_J> u
22:57:00 <TheChill> you need valium or something
22:57:05 <TheChill> calm you down a bit
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22:57:16 <StevieLoZz> skirmish can i please have a plus
22:57:19 <TheChill> i think you hit up sugar drink too much yes
22:57:25 Mode: (by Skirmish) +o StevieLoZz
22:57:37 <nate> jajaja
22:57:38 <TheChill> maybe not have red bull slinky_J
22:57:40 <nate> dick:D
22:57:41 <StevieLoZz> yayy thanks
22:57:46 <Skirmish> :)
22:57:55 <slinky_J> dont ya
22:57:59 <Skirmish> I do.
22:58:04 <Skirmish> I love giving shit to liars.
22:58:05 <slinky_J> wanna make it real
22:58:09 <slinky_J> naw bro
22:58:12 <slinky_J> u think these guys
22:58:14 <slinky_J> like you
22:58:15 <slinky_J> LOL
22:58:21 <slinky_J> like actually like you
22:58:26 <Skirmish> No.
22:58:27 <nate> beauty of irc u dont have to like anyone :L
22:58:33 <Blitzkrieg> ^^
22:58:36 <slinky_J> wrong answer
22:58:37 <TheChill> you aussie cunts sometimes funny
22:58:39 <TheChill> sometimes sad
22:58:40 <nate> they arent on ya facebook page
22:58:44 <slinky_J> I would have said yes
22:58:45 <Skirmish> exactly nate. slinky_J is the only person playing popularity games.
22:58:50 <nate> TheChill are u from overseas babe
22:58:55 <TheChill> yes nate
22:58:57 <TheChill> finland
22:59:03 <slinky_J> well
22:59:08 <nate> omg 2 far away
22:59:09 <nate> :D
22:59:10 <slinky_J> call me popular
22:59:14 <nate> no booty call
22:59:15 <slinky_J> so is Blitzkrieg
22:59:21 <slinky_J> way popular awesome
22:59:25 <slinky_J> so is steven_
22:59:28 <Blitzkrieg> I'm as popular as a rusty nail haha
22:59:29 <TheChill> slinky_J you type like person on cocaine
22:59:32 <slinky_J> so is everyone
22:59:39 <slinky_J> daz baebz
22:59:45 <slinky_J> uno ur my fav
22:59:50 <slinky_J> shhh
22:59:55 <Blitzkrieg> :')
22:59:56 <Skirmish> I think slinky_J is always banging on about who likes who because he is very aware that in real life, not many people like him. Adults cut dead weight away from dragging them back in life. slinky_J is that dead weight.
22:59:59 * slinky_J smacks drums
23:00:12 <slinky_J> ok Blitzkrieg tell me if u hate this song bro
23:00:18 <slinky_J> i like it
23:00:57 <Skirmish> slinky_J's life theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
23:01:01 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beck - Loser (Oct 7, 2009) Length: 3:54 - Category: Music - 55,831,806 views views - likes (97.2%), 7,090 dislikes (2.8%)
23:01:05 <nate> lol
23:01:05 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iywaBOMvYLI
23:01:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: System Of A Down - Toxicity (Oct 2, 2009) Length: 3:43 - Category: Music - 60,769,667 views views - 287,854 likes (97.9%), 6,231 dislikes (2.1%)
23:01:11 <slinky_J> dude
23:01:17 <slinky_J> that is an awesome song Skirmish.
23:01:29 <Skirmish> It accurately describes your life. It is awesome!
23:01:30 <slinky_J> don't diss Beck dude don't diss me man
23:01:31 <nate> thats a very famous song slinky_J how can he not like it;l
23:01:34 <slinky_J> today
23:01:39 <slinky_J> I had around a great guy
23:01:43 <TheChill> slinky_J that song you link
23:01:45 <TheChill> it shit
23:01:48 <TheChill> real shit
23:01:51 <slinky_J> put one poem out to him
23:01:51 <TheChill> you emo boy
23:01:54 <slinky_J> I performed it
23:01:59 <slinky_J> was dope man.
23:02:13 <slinky_J> you wouldn't know about that ey.
23:02:28 <TheChill> you perform dutch oven
23:02:30 <TheChill> on self
23:02:34 <slinky_J> LOL
23:02:38 <slinky_J> only for u babes
23:03:05 <Skirmish> Stoner rock band music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR7HOPsPabg
23:03:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tumbleweed - Sundial (Apr 5, 2007) Length: 2:40 - Category: Music - 86,327 views views - likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
23:03:10 <nate> send TheChill a selfie slinky_J
23:03:42 <slinky_J> nate
23:03:45 Join: Saemon ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:03:47 <slinky_J> how bout we rap
23:03:50 <slinky_J> Saemon
23:03:54 <TheChill> slinky_J was in boy band hanson
23:04:00 <slinky_J> now here's an Adelaide nigger/
23:04:03 <slinky_J> Saemon
23:04:10 <slinky_J> you going to murder me today?
23:04:15 <TheChill> saemon like semen?
23:04:16 <Skirmish> slinky_J and pebbles. Two drug addicts that love rap music and want to be black. Coincidence?
23:04:19 <slinky_J> Skirmish
23:04:29 <slinky_J> maybe you find nobody cares about you
23:04:35 <slinky_J> I said it all before
23:04:39 <slinky_J> I PREDICTED THIS
23:04:45 <slinky_J> i said you wouldnt care
23:04:49 <slinky_J> and that you would go on
23:04:49 <TheChill> you think you nostradamus
23:04:53 <slinky_J> so now go on and fuck off.
23:04:58 <TheChill> only thing you predict is that you shit pants
23:05:13 <Skirmish> slinky_J predicted that nobody gives a shit about his brain addled rants. WOW!
23:05:16 <slinky_J> TheChill, Saemon thinks he will kill me
23:05:18 <TheChill> you sing song about shit pants too
23:05:18 <steven_> 70.7
23:05:19 <slinky_J> he msg me
23:05:26 <slinky_J> saying a bikies is gonna murder me
23:05:32 <Saemon> sup bitchez
23:05:35 <slinky_J> Saemon
23:05:40 <TheChill> good then
23:05:41 <slinky_J> u rape somebody today?
23:05:44 <TheChill> maybe you stop write such shit
23:05:50 <TheChill> hope murder is slow
23:05:50 <slinky_J> why did you say that Saemon?
23:05:54 <slinky_J> TheChill
23:05:56 <slinky_J> stfu faggot
23:05:59 <slinky_J> Saemon
23:05:59 <Saemon> slinky_J yeah mate your mum
23:06:02 <TheChill> no you faggot
23:06:02 <slinky_J> dude
23:06:07 <slinky_J> dont pm me
23:06:11 <slinky_J> unless ur gonna do it
23:06:12 <TheChill> emo fuck
23:06:19 <slinky_J> JKL
23:06:20 <slinky_J> is u
23:06:21 <TheChill> i throw you over cliffside
23:06:23 <slinky_J> u legless fuck
23:06:25 <slinky_J> Saemon
23:06:29 <slinky_J> u got no legs
23:06:33 <TheChill> is saemon semen
23:06:37 <slinky_J> dont blame shit on urself cunt
23:06:42 <Saemon> slinky_J you better watch yourself mate, pull ya head in or i'll get my hells angels mates to fuck you up cunt.
23:06:43 <slinky_J> JKL is Saemon
23:06:46 <slinky_J> aye
23:06:46 <TheChill> aussie slang for cum?
23:06:47 <slinky_J> oi bro
23:06:49 <slinky_J> today
23:06:51 <Saemon> oi
23:06:52 <Saemon> oi
23:06:56 <slinky_J> I went to dentist Saemon
23:06:58 <slinky_J> I went past
23:07:05 <Saemon> do u know what the hells angels are?
23:07:07 <slinky_J> my dad's sisters joint
23:07:09 <slinky_J> and talked
23:07:13 <slinky_J> u r nothing
23:07:23 <Saemon> mate im an associate of the hells angels
23:07:24 <slinky_J> n ino a guy I gotta do something about
23:07:26 <Saemon> you fuck wit me
23:07:28 <slinky_J> and u r not him
23:07:28 <Saemon> u fuck with them
23:07:29 <TheChill> is saemon aussie slang for cum?
23:07:32 <slinky_J> u dont exist mate
23:07:36 <slinky_J> Saemon
23:07:36 <Skirmish> Turn up the volume and enjoy the east euro tune of DUBIOZA KOLEKTIV https://youtu.be/jtgA0jvhp2A
23:07:40 <slinky_J> you talk shit
23:07:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dubioza kolektiv "No Escape (from Balkan)" (Sep 22, 2014) Length: 3:59 - Category: Music - 5,007,456 views views - 26,506 likes (97.1%), 790 dislikes (2.9%)
23:07:45 <Saemon> saemon is aussie slang for fucken badass
23:07:50 <Saemon> i do mma cunt
23:07:56 <Saemon> muay thai
23:07:57 <TheChill> badass?
23:08:00 <slinky_J> dude
23:08:04 <Saemon> im 6'8
23:08:04 <TheChill> sound more like gay sex position
23:08:12 <slinky_J> feel bad for the guy that kicks your head in
23:08:18 <slinky_J> waste of time.
23:08:28 <slinky_J> 6'8
23:08:30 <Saemon> slinky_J i will curbstomp your fucken face in mate
23:08:33 <Saemon> break your teeth
23:08:38 <slinky_J> it took thousands of years
23:08:40 <slinky_J> Saemon
23:08:43 <slinky_J> for us
23:08:51 <slinky_J> to grow to 5'10
23:08:56 <slinky_J> do you know why?
23:09:03 <slinky_J> DO YOU KNOW WHY?
23:09:04 <Saemon> why?
23:09:09 <slinky_J> Farming.
23:09:10 <Saemon> dont shout cunt
23:09:25 <TheChill> slinky_J have one inch penis
23:09:40 <slinky_J> it's seven and a half.
23:09:50 <slinky_J> Saemon still want to be friends?
23:09:59 <slinky_J> talk on the phone right now.
23:10:00 <TheChill> seven and half millimetre
23:10:19 <slinky_J> why don't you eat a brick TheChill.
23:10:19 <Saemon> slinky_J yea i do
23:10:25 <slinky_J> pm Saemon
23:10:29 <TheChill> no thank
23:10:31 <TheChill> instead
23:10:40 <TheChill> i shove brick up your ass
23:10:57 <slinky_J> don't care about you giving my attention to Saemon.
23:11:42 <TheChill> you paint fingernails black slinky_J
23:11:44 <TheChill> emo girl
23:11:52 <slinky_J> aye
23:11:55 <slinky_J> fingernails
23:11:59 <slinky_J> is a great album
23:12:00 <slinky_J> bro
23:12:07 <slinky_J> i dunno why Saemon dont pm me bro
23:12:10 <slinky_J> lol
23:12:18 <slinky_J> same reason Skirmish is a fucking toy cunt
23:12:18 <TheChill> i will punch your skull
23:12:19 <TheChill> bro
23:12:20 <slinky_J> ok
23:12:24 <slinky_J> do it
23:12:30 <slinky_J> nobody
23:12:34 <TheChill> i come australia next year
23:12:41 <slinky_J> nobody
23:12:45 <slinky_J> australia
23:12:51 <slinky_J> ever australiad it
23:12:57 <slinky_J> k rocky!
23:13:09 <TheChill> you mental patient
23:13:10 <slinky_J> mauy thai?
23:13:13 <TheChill> need be in hospital
23:13:21 <slinky_J> been a mental patient
23:13:31 <slinky_J> been a parental replacement
23:13:33 <slinky_J> for kids
23:13:38 <slinky_J> trapped in the basement!
23:13:42 <slinky_J> :o
23:13:56 <nate> TheChill sex tour?
23:13:57 <nate> :L
23:14:08 <TheChill> nate i hope sample your women yes
23:14:09 <slinky_J> sex!
23:14:13 <nate> YAY!
23:14:15 <slinky_J> icy cold chill
23:14:20 <slinky_J> get that in ma gob
23:14:22 <nate> slinky_J knows how to pick them up
23:14:28 <slinky_J> werd
23:14:34 <slinky_J> it's a product that we use
23:14:43 <slinky_J> amelia boobs
23:14:45 <slinky_J> <3
23:14:53 <slinky_J> Boobcream
23:14:53 <TheChill> i think slinky_J pick up shit
23:14:55 <Blitzkrieg> Called Chloroform
23:15:05 <slinky_J> LMAO Blitzkrieg AHAHAHAHAHAHA
23:15:09 <slinky_J> KILLER ROOT
23:15:10 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHA
23:15:13 <slinky_J> KIILL
23:15:17 <slinky_J> AHAHAHA
23:15:21 <slinky_J> i love you man
23:15:23 <slinky_J> fuck
23:15:26 <nate> slinky_J post a pic
23:15:29 <slinky_J> funny as shit
23:15:33 <nate> prove u got the looks :D
23:15:39 <slinky_J> I want daz at my wedding
23:15:41 <slinky_J> nate
23:15:46 <slinky_J> we get marrid
23:15:47 <slinky_J> kk
23:15:47 <nate> hes from the russian mafia
23:15:49 <slinky_J> lulz
23:15:54 <slinky_J> nice
23:15:57 <slinky_J> sexi!
23:16:02 <slinky_J> FLOW WIT DEM RAPPAZ
23:16:08 <slinky_J> ay baybez
23:16:16 <slinky_J> masterrrrrr
23:16:21 <slinky_J> lickety split
23:17:06 <slinky_J> boy Saemon
23:17:13 <slinky_J> you better talk to me
23:17:36 Nick: Saemon is now known as cArlT0n_kR3w
23:17:40 Nick: cArlT0n_kR3w is now known as Saemon
23:18:08 <slinky_J> team wants you dead
23:18:14 <slinky_J> my book ur dead
23:18:24 <slinky_J> how did you shit so many people Saemon?
23:18:45 <TheChill> shit person?
23:18:47 <TheChill> need wide ass
23:18:51 <TheChill> slinky_J has wide enough
23:20:16 <slinky_J> shut up
23:20:22 <slinky_J> go eata dic.
23:20:29 <TheChill> boo hoo
23:20:33 <TheChill> that best you got
23:20:34 <TheChill> emo
23:20:39 <slinky_J> yer
23:20:43 <slinky_J> emu as
23:20:46 <slinky_J> peck peck
23:20:50 <TheChill> go write poem
23:21:18 <TheChill> cry more
23:21:57 <slinky_J> yer
23:22:02 <slinky_J> go on
23:22:17 <slinky_J> was you listening TheChill?
23:22:32 <slinky_J> have you met Cate Blacnhet
23:22:56 <TheChill> who
23:23:12 <slinky_J> Liam Neeson!
23:23:22 <slinky_J> ANTHONY HOPKINS
23:23:28 <slinky_J> nor have i man
23:23:33 <slinky_J> in movies but
23:23:54 <slinky_J> hello TheChill
23:24:18 <TheChill> you call
23:24:58 <slinky_J> you call me
23:25:06 <TheChill> ok
23:25:10 <TheChill> what number
23:25:26 <slinky_J> 8346
23:25:30 <slinky_J> 3091
23:25:33 <slinky_J> ring ring
23:25:36 <slinky_J> :(
23:25:38 <slinky_J> is me
23:25:46 <slinky_J> sing bitch
23:25:49 <StevieLoZz> ..............
23:25:49 <slinky_J> young
23:25:53 <Skirmish> http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/4BBEAB99-5307-4748-BF7E-C7AFAE7958BE_zpsyaakaz28.jpg <----- IRC like a pro.
23:26:07 <slinky_J> R I N G
23:26:17 <slinky_J> fkn hardcor?
23:26:30 <slinky_J> the chill is a bitch
23:26:38 <slinky_J> took a muscle relaxant
23:26:48 <slinky_J> go on Skirmish ring me
23:26:52 <slinky_J> want to talk?
23:26:56 <nate> Regi_D's Library is Private.
23:26:57 <nate> lol
23:27:03 <slinky_J> is my number Skirmish
23:27:06 <TheChill> hahhahaha
23:27:07 <nate> nudeys
23:27:09 <slinky_J> rock u ma
23:27:09 <TheChill> slinky_J like twilight
23:27:16 <slinky_J> I do like twilight
23:27:16 <TheChill> slinky_J is girl
23:27:20 <slinky_J> good film
23:27:25 <slinky_J> accept it
23:27:30 <slinky_J> since my father gone.
23:27:35 <slinky_J> call me Skirmish.
23:27:37 <Nocturne> lololololololol
23:27:43 <Skirmish> nate: Have to keep the snoopers out!
23:27:46 <slinky_J> 8346 3091
23:27:46 <TheChill> your father left you out of shame
23:27:53 <slinky_J> naw
23:27:53 <Nocturne> Skirmish & slinky_J are in love
23:27:55 <slinky_J> TheChill
23:27:56 <Nocturne> lolololol
23:27:58 <slinky_J> he died of cancer
23:28:00 <slinky_J> cancer
23:28:14 <Nocturne> aww thats really bad to hear slinky_J
23:28:15 <slinky_J> never get a second chance to make a first impression.
23:28:22 <slinky_J> naw
23:28:23 <Nocturne> fucken cancer
23:28:28 <slinky_J> it's the other liquid
23:28:45 <slinky_J> I'm above the spirits off of the blood of the idiots.
23:28:48 <slinky_J> :P
23:29:10 <slinky_J> WHAT THE FUCK CAN YOU DO
23:29:14 <slinky_J> hmmm
23:29:18 <slinky_J> Skirmish
23:29:19 <slinky_J> man
23:29:28 <slinky_J> Skirmish that abuses Lumeah
23:29:31 <nate> not how u die, its how u live :D
23:29:36 <slinky_J> nate
23:29:42 <slinky_J> you are awesome
23:29:44 <slinky_J> it's
23:29:45 <nate> slinky_J is living it up
23:29:48 <slinky_J> like you do man
23:29:55 <slinky_J> so innocent
23:29:56 <nate> u need a sexy woman slinky_J :L
23:30:05 <slinky_J> not worthy
23:30:08 <nate> u can pick so many
23:30:17 <nate> with those hawt lips
23:30:23 <slinky_J> lips
23:30:24 <slinky_J> hah
23:30:33 <slinky_J> talk about
23:30:38 <slinky_J> ur the bod dude
23:30:47 <slinky_J> scorched body
23:30:53 <slinky_J> wah wahhh
23:31:05 <slinky_J> I think the angels smoke grams
23:31:15 <slinky_J> if they dont like nates they have body fans
23:31:48 <Skirmish> The thing is nate even houso girls are trying to better themselves. The last thing they want is a germ like slinky_J dragging them back down to a life of nothing and no future.
23:36:27 Part: StevieLoZz ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
23:37:23 <TheChill> slinky_J act like someone with hot coal in ass
23:39:53 <TheChill> he beat women
23:42:08 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:42:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
23:42:19 <TheChill> hello bird hair lady
23:42:26 <Lumeah> Hi TheChill
23:42:50 <TheChill> your boyfriend not here
23:42:59 <Lumeah> Aww pitty
23:43:19 <Lumeah> Which one :l lol
23:43:39 <TheChill> pebbles
23:44:15 <Blitzkrieg> He left to OD on Seroquel
23:44:40 <Lumeah> `topic Skirmish loves to verbally beat on Lumeah because he never got any. :p
23:44:45 <TheChill> he brew his own shit
23:45:46 <Lumeah> He probably sleep
23:45:50 <nate> very true no dates for Skirmish
23:45:53 <Blitzkrieg> Peace out
23:45:56 <Lumeah> Beer?
23:46:11 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit:
23:46:36 <Skirmish> LOL @ topic. Nobody believes that shit. You're a horror Lumeah and that is beyond doubt.
23:47:12 <Lumeah> Hi honey! Love of my life. Muwah! :*
23:47:21 <Lumeah> Sorry no tit pick...
23:47:29 * Skirmish rolls eyes at how desperate Lumeah is for attention
23:47:33 <Lumeah> I know... Hate on me forever..
23:47:38 <Lumeah> Lol
23:48:03 * Lumeah snickers that it's so easy to get a rise from u
23:48:14 <Lumeah> After all this times
23:48:38 <Skirmish> What rise?
23:48:39 <TheChill> Lumeah my aussie friend show me picture of you
23:48:44 <TheChill> you 50?
23:48:51 <Lumeah> No
23:49:00 <Lumeah> Show u a pic?
23:49:02 <TheChill> you look 50
23:49:07 <Lumeah> U haven't seen one?
23:49:20 <Lumeah> But u call me bird hair?
23:49:24 <Lumeah> Oook
23:49:33 <TheChill> no i seen before today
23:49:35 <Lumeah> Know what lemmings are?
23:49:37 <TheChill> but you look old
23:49:39 <TheChill> like 50
23:49:42 <Lumeah> Lol
23:49:56 <Lumeah> No i don't darlin
23:50:18 <Skirmish> https://youtu.be/m8fm3Z7jgWM -- So true!
23:50:28 <Lumeah> Your being lead to the darkside i see
23:50:40 <TheChill> your skin look very bad
23:50:43 <TheChill> wrinkle
23:50:58 <Lumeah> Lol
23:51:05 <TheChill> here we have word for you like witch?
23:51:05 <Lumeah> It's not me hun.
23:51:22 <Skirmish> Lumeah thinks she looks good. *snorts*
23:51:27 <Lumeah> We have a word here for u. It's cunt. Lol
23:51:58 <Lumeah> Lest im not a gutter dwelling prick like u
23:51:59 <TheChill> i guess it more like harpy?
23:52:00 <TheChill> hag
23:52:05 <nate> Skirmish aquire a Lumeah nude with your skillz ;l
23:52:07 <Skirmish> You should go visit slinky_J, Lumeah. He is the kind of guy that would be interested in someone like you due to the lack of options he would otherwise have.
23:52:08 <Lumeah> Lemming
23:53:02 <nate> TheChill i will be 50 for u :L
23:53:16 <Skirmish> It's funny how she believes that people that don't think she is attractive are just following me. Heaven forbid people form their own opinions that just happen to match my own.
23:53:22 <Lumeah> TheChill: development of your own opinions of someone that you sort out personaly and got to know can do your character the world if good..
23:53:50 <Lumeah> But then if skirmish is blowing smoke up your ass u probably love that more
23:53:52 <TheChill> Lumeah is you not from Australia like me?
23:54:10 <TheChill> Skirmish not guy who show me your picture
23:54:16 <TheChill> he said nothing
23:54:21 <TheChill> i say you hag
23:55:05 <TheChill> crone in story book
23:55:11 <TheChill> gobble small kids up
23:55:16 <Skirmish> lol
23:56:38 <TheChill> maybe cast spell on me
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