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00:46 <Nocturne> steven_, see #opers at nerdhacks lolllllllll
01:43 <Nocturne> [17:41] <kados203> i will rub ur dick if u rank me up plz
01:45 <Nocturne> ahahaha
02:03 <Nocturne> stevens gaming kids lolol
22:26 Quit: President_Trump ([email protected]) Quit:
37:00 <thestig> fuck hosting them little cunts
58:52 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
58:54 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h nate
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37:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
46:32 Quit: ^pHANTOM^ ([email protected]) Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/
22:29 Join: Plonto ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h Plonto
22:41 <Plonto> `op
22:41 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Plonto
22:49 Mode: (by Plonto) +v Plonto
22:54 * Plonto slaps BlackDevil around a bit with a large trout
23:05 <%+Plonto> dumb cunt
23:09 <nate> :P
23:13 <nate> u get HIIIm
23:16 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
23:19 <%+Plonto> heya nate
23:22 <%+Plonto> byes
26:13 Nick: Plonto is now known as shadsam
27:25 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) Quit:
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27:30 <CLOWN> welcome me u cunt or i slice n dice u bitch!
28:44 Kick: CLOWN was kicked by BlackDevil (fuck off [7042])
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29:47 <CLOWN> very nice welcome message BlackDevil
29:50 <CLOWN> thank you
34:37 <CLOWN> ..................
38:32 <BlackDevil> Amarillo armed suspect is dead
47:06 <CLOWN> wot happened
48:51 <CLOWN> wot
50:26 <CLOWN> fukd for work today fuckn fukd fukd fukd it will eb fuckled
50:41 <BlackDevil> SWAT team kills suspect who took hostages at Amarillo, Texas Walmart, investigators say
54:47 <CLOWN> dog
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39:55 <joel_> hello smelly underpants men
40:13 <joel_> off 2 work soon
40:14 <joel_> kekeke
40:22 <joel_> jon got bumjacked
40:37 <joel_> jon sniffed another mans butthole
40:41 <joel_> lololololol
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07:32 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Glenn
24:58 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Connection closed
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19:41 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
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38:53 <Skirmish> Where is trump ... http://i.imgur.com/auIQZCl.jpg
39:00 <Skirmish> `topic For Trump http://i.imgur.com/auIQZCl.jpg
41:56 Nick: Skirmish is now known as Skirm-Away
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21:42 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o ynnoB
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35:06 <CLOWN> CLOWN
52:54 * steven_ slaps Nocturne around a bit with a large trout
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56:42 <joel_> stinky U.P's
56:45 <joel_> hes got em
56:46 <joel_> hes got em
56:47 <joel_> hes got em
56:50 <joel_> stinky U.P's
58:05 <joel_> jon is a homosexual dude
58:05 <steven_> deez nutz
58:20 <steven_> DEEZ NUTZ
58:23 <joel_> stephen hawking
58:48 <joel_> i had a rainbow paddle pop this morning ^^
58:59 <steven_> ewwww
59:33 <joel_> theyre gr8
59:45 <joel_> theyre gr8 m8
59:59 <joel_> havnt had any weed for 6 days
00:03 <joel_> i quit
00:39 <joel_> quit all drugs
00:56 <joel_> im gona buy a tv and some adidas singlets when i get paid
01:56 <joel_> we work for a new guy
02:00 <joel_> 30 bucks n hour
02:50 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/1667087906899818/videos/1670764806532128/
03:15 <CLOWN> junkie
03:39 <joel_> sais the junkie
03:48 <CLOWN> yeo
03:51 <CLOWN> yeop
04:06 <CLOWN> compulsive liar
04:18 <joel_> sais the compulsive liar
04:25 <CLOWN> one of those people that start to believe there own lies
04:29 <CLOWN> thats u joel
04:33 <CLOWN> thats u man
04:42 <joel_> jerry walters?
05:06 <CLOWN> accept who u r
05:13 <CLOWN> dont fight it
05:50 <joel_> i am gods gift to women
05:55 <joel_> ill accept that
06:06 <CLOWN> and men joe
06:17 <CLOWN> your a mans man
06:18 <joel_> lolololololl
06:37 <CLOWN> you and jon make a good couple
06:40 <joel_> homosexual poofta gutz
06:56 <CLOWN> u could be the glam super couple of nerdhacks
06:59 <CLOWN> do it man
07:20 <CLOWN> Joel & BlackDevil together forever
07:30 <joel_> fgt
07:57 <CLOWN> i'll stomp ya head kick ya teeth in
08:29 <joel_> lolz
08:38 <joel_> you some skinny little bitch???
08:39 <joel_> lolololol
09:01 <CLOWN> nigga please
09:52 <joel_> aaaaaahaahahaa
09:54 <joel_> bitch nigger
10:18 <steven_> gayboys
10:35 <joel_> bromance
12:22 * joel_ hangs a turd on stephens door step
12:57 <joel_> my butt hurts~
16:56 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:59 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
17:20 <CLOWN> the great Lumeah has decided to join us,
17:27 <CLOWN> we are not worthy
17:53 <joel_> lolz
17:56 <joel_> lumies
17:59 <joel_> hi sweetpea :)~
18:34 <joel_> kiss yoU~
19:21 <Lumeah> Hi darin
19:47 <CLOWN> hey darin
20:06 <CLOWN> your a homo
20:11 <CLOWN> fgt
20:22 <Lumeah> Im a woman faggot
20:43 <Lumeah> Hi joel_ how ya been?
21:12 <joel_> im goods bb :>
21:42 <CLOWN> what cunt
22:00 <joel_> how you lumhee'z
22:04 <CLOWN> ill fuckin stab u
22:35 <joel_> with what
22:42 <joel_> you aint got anything
22:52 <joel_> lololol
23:00 <joel_> butter knife?
23:02 <joel_> lool
25:46 <joel_> on man vs food he ate a grilled sandwich with 14 different cheeses
25:48 <joel_> O_O
28:55 <joel_> BlackDevil jon mcgarvie should i fish out a cam4 link for u buddy?¿
33:25 * joel_ whips Lumeah with a mouse cord
33:29 * joel_ throws a keyboard at Lumeah
33:34 * joel_ slaps Lumeah around with a pink Macintosh
34:06 <Lumeah> Yeah?
34:13 <Lumeah> I sicks
34:44 <joel_> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
34:52 <joel_> need some chicken soup ??????
35:06 <Lumeah> Yup
35:28 <joel_> okies
35:46 <joel_> ill go make it 4u
36:10 <Lumeah> Hehe thx babe you're the best
36:36 <joel_> i know! :D
36:48 <Lumeah> :p lol
37:10 <joel_> hehehehe
37:40 <Lumeah> Just go to wollies for mw
37:41 <Lumeah> ?
37:44 <Lumeah> Ok ta
38:10 <joel_> wut u need
39:14 <Lumeah> Soup
39:25 <Lumeah> Bread
39:36 <joel_> condoms :>~
40:21 <Lumeah> Lol if you don't mind me coughing up boggers big green chunky ones.
40:49 <Lumeah> N snot running out my nose
41:05 <Lumeah> Then fine buy the condoms
41:20 <joel_> pass
41:25 <Lumeah> 😁
41:26 <CLOWN> dog
41:37 <Lumeah> Lol
41:45 <Lumeah> Honest
42:18 <Lumeah> CLOWN: whats the go?
42:54 <CLOWN> what do u mean
43:05 <Lumeah> If a guy was sick fucking different story ahy bro
43:26 <joel_> hehehhe
43:35 * joel_ tucks lumes into bed
44:38 <CLOWN> hope u die u cunt
44:51 <joel_> talking to me bitch ass nigger?
45:57 <joel_> ?? faggot bitch
46:25 <CLOWN> hhaha
46:33 <CLOWN> ur funny darin
46:37 <CLOWN> get a haircut
46:45 <joel_> make me
46:57 <CLOWN> haha
46:59 <joel_> shitsniffer
47:06 <CLOWN> LOL..........
47:16 <CLOWN> i'll snap ya fukn nek cuntttt
47:52 <joel_> try it
47:59 <CLOWN> fix u rite up
48:04 <joel_> try it
48:04 <CLOWN> filthy dog
48:11 <Lumeah> Dun tell noones to cut their hair or shave.
48:13 <Lumeah> Ta
48:22 * joel_ steals Lumeah's cookies. Mwahaha!
48:26 <CLOWN> shave ya head too cunt
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48:41 Mode: (by bios) +b *!*@45.33.829C1D.1B1D20
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48:46 <joel_> lolll
48:47 <Lumeah> Lumies likes long hair n face hair
48:57 <joel_> dats me :O
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49:13 <Lumeah> :)
49:26 Mode: (by Lumeah) +b CLOWN!*@*
49:27 Kick: CLOWN was kicked by Lumeah (Lumeah)
49:42 <Lumeah> Funny
49:43 <joel_> heheheeh
50:17 <joel_> hairy balls
50:21 <Lumeah> Nah
50:23 Join: BATMAN ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
50:29 <Lumeah> Lol
50:39 <BATMAN> what
50:43 <Lumeah> I'm batman
50:50 <BATMAN> i am
51:07 <Lumeah> Ok I'll let u
51:17 <joel_> i am hulk
51:18 <BATMAN> hehe
51:32 <BATMAN> u r the human blob
51:40 <Lumeah> Im he man
51:48 <BATMAN> u r a man
51:48 <joel_> wonder woman
51:48 <joel_> D:
51:57 <Lumeah> No
52:04 <BATMAN> Yes u re
52:08 <Lumeah> I'm not ok then deara
52:16 <BATMAN> lOL~
52:23 <Lumeah> I have no peni
52:30 <joel_> i got penis
52:35 <joel_> want 2 see it :)))
52:38 <Lumeah> Ok
52:42 <joel_> no way!
52:46 <Lumeah> Lol
52:48 <Lumeah> Lier
52:59 <Lumeah> Lier lier pants on fire
53:02 <joel_> its only 1cm long
53:10 <Lumeah> Sad
53:18 <Lumeah> Very very sad
53:31 <Lumeah> Lumies sooks
53:44 <joel_> hahahahah
54:07 <Lumeah> It mosewell be a clit then joles
54:12 <joel_> yerp
54:20 <Lumeah> Ya pussy
54:26 <joel_> hahahahah
54:39 <joel_> lumies i got a job with this painting crowd
54:45 <joel_> they pay 30 n hour
54:45 Nick: Skirm-Away is now known as Skirmish
56:49 <Lumeah> Yeah?
56:57 <joel_> yeep
57:03 <Lumeah> Good boy
57:12 <joel_> well i quit using drugs
57:22 <joel_> havnt had any weeds for 6 days!!!!
57:53 <Lumeah> Lol say that again in six years
58:15 <joel_> i will
58:25 <joel_> i got lots of things 2 buy
58:37 <Lumeah> ?
58:39 <Lumeah> Like
59:09 <joel_> clothes, a tv, ps4 games & other stuff
59:39 <Lumeah> Ohh
59:52 <Skirmish> You should get a job Joel so you can buy those items without your allowance from daddy or centrelink.
00:22 <joel_> lolz
00:45 <joel_> hehe
01:41 <Lumeah> What else u want joley?
01:46 <Skirmish> If you got a job you might even grow up and stop being a man child which could potentially make you attractive to women.
02:13 <joel_> what else
02:15 <BATMAN> take this cunt down
02:16 <joel_> hrmmmmz
02:17 <BATMAN> take the cunt down
02:29 <joel_> a new baseball hat
02:47 <joel_> pair of raybans or oaklies,,, havnt decided
02:51 <joel_> jewellry
02:55 <Skirmish> lol
03:20 <Lumeah> Got any piecings?
03:22 <Skirmish> On his current income of $50 a week from daddy these dreams will take approximately 17 years to achieve.
03:40 <joel_> i dooo
03:50 <joel_> i got 5 pierces and 9 tats
04:18 <Lumeah> Cool. Were?
04:39 <joel_> i got both ears done
04:47 <joel_> theres an extra one in my left ear
04:54 <joel_> and up the top of the ear
04:56 <joel_> got both sides done
05:32 <Skirmish> Lumeah, how does it make you feel that this woman has 2 kids now having just given birth to a son on June 6th and yet you have zero kids. http://www.hercampus.com/sites/default/files/2015/12/20/Tess-Holliday-Bikini-Hashtag.jpg
05:55 <Lumeah> No eyebrow?
06:04 <joel_> nar
06:09 <Lumeah> Ok
06:12 <joel_> ive had my eyebrow done
06:17 <joel_> it got knocked out in a fight
06:23 <Lumeah> Ah
06:25 <joel_> so i did the other one and it got knocked out
06:30 <Lumeah> Lol
06:39 <joel_> ive had lip done twice
06:45 <joel_> ive had tongue done 3 times
07:10 <Lumeah> Sounds like a pincushion
07:46 <joel_> had my nose done twice
08:30 <BATMAN> dog act
08:33 <Lumeah> Like guy with jewellery
08:46 <Lumeah> Is pretty.
08:53 <BATMAN> it'll be my jewllery soon
09:00 <BATMAN> hock ur hole
09:02 <BATMAN> for a point
09:04 <BATMAN> junkie
09:20 <BATMAN> gay male prostitute
09:21 <Lumeah> BATMAN: stick it
09:31 <joel_> heheheeeeeeeeeee
09:38 * joel_ throws a playstation at Lumeah
09:39 <BATMAN> whats the matter Lumeah
09:41 <BATMAN> a bit sick
09:46 <BATMAN> thats no good
09:47 <Lumeah> Yes
09:53 <Lumeah> I know ahy
10:15 <Lumeah> Thx for the concern
10:17 <BATMAN> im sick too
10:18 <Lumeah> :p
10:21 <Lumeah> Ok
10:45 <joel_> [:
11:05 <joel_> got up to go first day of work n its was raining
11:05 <joel_> :[
11:40 <Skirmish> They don't do work for the dole in the rain?
11:53 <Lumeah> Dams
11:54 <joel_> only your father does
11:55 <joel_> hahaahaha
12:06 * joel_ beautifies Skirmish with some knuckle duster imprints
12:10 * joel_ throws a playstation at Skirmish
12:14 * joel_ slaps Skirmish in the face and yells "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
12:36 <Lumeah> Don't know why he bothers.
12:47 <BATMAN> I know right
12:52 <BATMAN> he is beyond a joke now
13:06 <Lumeah> Totally
13:15 <BATMAN> Such a Loser
13:15 <Skirmish> Leave Joel alone, both of you.
13:25 <Skirmish> He can't help the fact he has brain damage and is the way he is.
13:35 <joel_> lolz
13:43 <joel_> Skirmish works from home in his wheelchair
13:48 <BATMAN> see what we mean
13:52 <Skirmish> I wish!
13:54 <BATMAN> perfect example was right theree
13:55 <BATMAN> LOL
14:18 <Skirmish> I dream of being able to work from home. That would be perfect.
14:44 <BATMAN> thats nice
14:46 <BATMAN> Loser
14:58 <joel_> best way to get him down the stairs is to boot him down them then wheel the chair ontop of him
16:19 <BATMAN> def the biggest loser on austnet
16:29 <BATMAN> should force him out
16:42 <joel_> me?¿
16:50 <BATMAN> Skirmish
17:03 * joel_ discovers Skirmish's picture at uglypeople.com
17:09 * joel_ is searching for Skirmish + goatsex on yahoo. WEEE 305 hits!
18:21 <Skirmish> lol @ should force him out.
19:14 <BATMAN> run u off austnet FUCKFCE
19:17 <BATMAN> U WANNA START
19:29 <BATMAN> mOTHER FUCKLXL,.E
19:34 * Skirmish presses start.
20:08 <joel_> aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhhaha
20:11 <Lumeah> Hehehehe
20:15 <joel_> BATMAN the homosexual
20:23 <Glenn> ...mmmmm...
20:25 <Lumeah> Ignore is a peaceful option
20:37 <joel_> <3 luv lumie <3
20:49 <Lumeah> Hugs joley
21:20 <Lumeah> Might need naps
21:48 <joel_> yup
21:52 <joel_> dreams of mi <3
23:35 <Skirmish> naaaawwww how sweet. Keep it up Joel and Lumeah will come to qld to hang out with you.
24:22 <Lumeah> Ok
24:43 <joel_> Yayyyy
24:48 <joel_> my dream gurl!!! >.<
26:19 <joel_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FKYsUEuvIo
26:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - Mama Said [Official Music Video] (Mar 19, 2012) Length: 4:55 - Category: Music - 14,109,792 views views - 59,230 likes (97.5%), 1,518 dislikes (2.5%)
27:54 <BATMAN> Glenn the asshole
28:36 <joel_> lolz
29:16 <joel_> jon has a target tattoo'd around his poohole
29:48 <BATMAN> fgt
29:55 <steven_> loser
31:15 * joel_ burns steven_'s house down
31:32 <steven_> .
33:52 <BATMAN> thats it joel
33:59 <BATMAN> right idea
34:40 <joel_> nah
34:45 <joel_> he would claim it on issurance
34:52 <joel_> brand new house n contents
34:55 <joel_> lololol
37:14 <steven_> no shit
37:17 <steven_> new for old
37:49 <steven_> even im insured
41:00 * joel_ slaps steven_ around with Windows Me
41:04 * joel_ touches steven_ with a twenty-foot rusty halberd
41:10 * joel_ follows steven_ into a dark avenue. Hey test my crowbar!
42:26 <BATMAN> no hoper
42:50 <steven_> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
45:55 <joel_> cya
45:58 <joel_> lumie gone sleep
45:59 <joel_> i gone 2
46:01 Part: joel_ ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
46:17 <BATMAN> one less loser good
46:22 <BATMAN> 18 more to go
50:39 <Skirmish> I heard that you're fat but surely you're not the size of 18 people!
51:54 <BATMAN> thats nice
52:01 <BATMAN> pathetic
52:35 <BATMAN> wow
00:46 <BATMAN> dog
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05:11 <joel_> smelly balls
05:27 <joel_> Lumeah
05:35 <joel_> u here special bb ?¿
05:51 <joel_> º¿º
07:58 <joel_> BATMAN
08:01 <joel_> ill shit on ya face
08:27 <BATMAN> im rebooting
08:34 <BATMAN> then i'll be back for you joel
08:36 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) EOF from client
08:39 <joel_> lolz sure
08:40 Quit: BATMAN ([email protected]) Quit:
09:07 <joel_> shit eating fuck face
09:33 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
09:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
09:38 <joel_> lumies
09:43 <joel_> wb hunni
10:35 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilw-qmqZ5zY
10:39 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lost Frequencies feat. Janieck Devy - Reality (Official Music Video) (May 28, 2015) Length: 2:50 - Category: Music - 113,964,508 views views - likes (98.3%), 9,491 dislikes (1.7%)
10:54 <joel_> lolz
11:01 <steven_> lolz coffee
11:01 <joel_> u gay man?
11:13 <steven_> only on wednesdays
11:17 <steven_> wanna come over?
11:21 <joel_> yes
11:31 <joel_> i wanna see emma
11:38 <joel_> lololol
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11:59 <BATMAN> i am back joel
12:26 <joel_> lololo
12:29 <joel_> wat u gonna do
12:35 <joel_> retarded bitch ass nigger
13:06 <joel_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Bn_kD6QN4
13:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - The Unforgiven II [Official Music Video] (Oct 26, 2009) Length: 6:36 - Category: Music - 18,001,292 views views - 82,297 likes (97.7%), 1,902 dislikes (2.3%)
13:19 <BATMAN> i am going to do nothing joel
13:26 <BATMAN> absolutely nothing
13:29 <joel_> gr8
13:35 <joel_> i know who you are now
13:48 <joel_> only 1 bitch ass nigger could act like you
13:54 <joel_> david hobbs
14:22 <BATMAN> yes
14:26 <BATMAN> that is me
14:46 <joel_> softy
14:52 <joel_> little soft penis
14:54 <joel_> aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahaahhaa
15:16 <BATMAN> only for you joel
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15:23 <BATMAN> you big softy you
15:25 <joel_> Lumeah2
15:28 <joel_> L-o
15:30 <BATMAN> give ,me a hug
15:33 <Lumeah2> yes?
15:39 <joel_> ello~~
15:39 <Lumeah2> me first
15:49 <joel_> did u nap???????
15:52 <Lumeah2> i sicks need attention
15:59 <joel_> okies
16:03 <Lumeah2> no i just lay here no sleep
16:09 <joel_> i get u some tissues
16:10 <BATMAN> u kno what they do to sick dogs
16:14 <BATMAN> they put them down
16:29 <Lumeah2> u a dog mate?
16:35 <joel_> lumies
16:38 <Lumeah2> cuz u said u where sicj
16:40 <joel_> BATMAN is david hobbs
16:45 <Lumeah2> ahh
17:00 <joel_> explains all the retardism
17:02 <BATMAN> doesnt mean anything to her
17:03 <Lumeah2> :p
17:30 <joel_> shave goatee off
17:48 <joel_> nupz
17:51 <joel_> never!!!!!
18:09 <BATMAN> i will tonite joel
18:11 <BATMAN> just for u
18:16 <BATMAN> it comes off
18:42 <BATMAN> all of it
18:52 <joel_> what
18:56 <joel_> poofta bitch
19:22 <joel_> homosexual bitch nigger
19:35 <joel_> im going 2 visit lumies
19:36 <joel_> :)~
21:33 <joel_> Lumeah
21:35 <joel_> Lumeah2
21:42 <joel_> you should date david hobbs
22:28 <Lumeah2> no
22:36 <Lumeah2> he's not pat
22:38 <joel_> good choice
22:43 <joel_> pat??
22:47 <Lumeah2> :p
22:50 <joel_> who pat
22:51 <Lumeah2> hege
22:57 <Lumeah2> never mind
23:02 <joel_> okiez
23:17 <Lumeah2> but jole can still hugs
23:19 <joel_> will u go to bed early tonight?¿
23:30 <Lumeah2> probably
23:38 <BATMAN> thats right bitch i aint pat
23:39 <Lumeah2> if im not awake. lol
23:47 <joel_> hehe's
23:56 <Lumeah2> good u aren't
23:58 <joel_> lumies likes a dood named pat
24:11 <joel_> :>
24:23 <Lumeah2> yups
24:27 <BATMAN> what a loser
24:33 <Lumeah2> lol
24:36 <joel_> lolz
24:51 <Lumeah2> not irc person
24:57 <BATMAN> how could u like someone
24:59 <Lumeah2> i hope.....
25:01 <joel_> kool
25:02 <Lumeah2> :p
25:06 <Lumeah2> why
25:15 <Lumeah2> why couldn't i
25:27 <BATMAN> because every cunt must dier
25:31 <BATMAN> -r
25:35 <Lumeah2> so
25:37 <joel_> lolz
25:45 <Lumeah2> love before die
25:48 <joel_> where do i take this pain of mine?
25:59 <joel_> i run but it stays right by my side
26:00 <BATMAN> see over there -> yo cunt
26:05 <joel_> so tare me open pour me out
26:08 <BATMAN> u take that shit over there ->
26:22 <Lumeah2> you're a little tea pot
26:29 <joel_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRV9uPr4Dz4
26:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - Until It Sleeps [Official Music Video] (Apr 12, 2014) Length: 4:34 - Category: Music - 7,758,266 views views - 25,365 likes (96.9%), 805 dislikes (3.1%)
27:19 <Lumeah2> go watch bull bustling porn on ro89
28:12 Part: joel_ ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
29:46 <steven_> just need pollock in here chatting up Lumeah and JEN IS REBORN
30:18 Join: joel_ ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
30:20 <joel_> keke
30:33 <BATMAN> pollock is in here already
30:34 <joel_> metallica is gr8 lifting material
32:30 Nick: joel_ is now known as DragonsFire
33:51 <DragonsFire> steven will get a penus tattood on his bumcheek
35:32 <BATMAN> joel will on his forehead
35:37 <BATMAN> coz hes a dickhead
35:42 <DragonsFire> lololol
35:52 <DragonsFire> pissoff david rodger hobbs
36:21 <BATMAN> bit i feel welcome here
36:40 <DragonsFire> thought i wouldnt find u out shitface?
36:52 <DragonsFire> little softy
36:56 <DragonsFire> lololol
37:49 <BATMAN> find me out .. what does that mean
38:33 <DragonsFire> find out who you are
38:45 <DragonsFire> david rodger
39:00 <DragonsFire> feel so much better without weed
39:10 <DragonsFire> hobbs
39:17 <DragonsFire> i smoked 6 or 7 points last week
39:38 <DragonsFire> wrote myself off
39:48 <DragonsFire> was up for 4 days
39:55 <BATMAN> that is nothing to be proud of
39:59 <BATMAN> what a disgrace
40:02 <BATMAN> you're so weak
40:17 <DragonsFire> only cost me 225
40:25 <DragonsFire> never again
40:28 <BATMAN> absolute disgrace
40:35 <BATMAN> you're pathetic
40:49 <DragonsFire> lolzzz
41:00 <BATMAN> you really need help
41:07 <DragonsFire> lololol
41:10 <BATMAN> i'm here to help you
41:11 <DragonsFire> fgt
41:22 <BATMAN> i want to see you do well
41:32 <DragonsFire> lololol
41:50 <DragonsFire> im gona listen to some wierd al
42:08 <BATMAN> thats nice
42:20 <BATMAN> im going to chuck a big shit
42:57 <DragonsFire> do it in stevens mouth
44:05 <DragonsFire> ill be gone before sharni and amelia get here
44:17 <DragonsFire> ^5
44:25 <DragonsFire> pigs
45:10 <steven_> lololol
45:38 <steven_> 90% of this channel only comes here for pussy
45:44 <steven_> the other 10% come here for laughs
45:50 <DragonsFire> im here for laughs
46:11 <DragonsFire> paying out on david hobbs is great!
48:00 <DragonsFire> this gurl walks her dog past the house
48:05 <DragonsFire> she has the best butt ever
48:10 <DragonsFire> bubble butt
48:50 <DragonsFire> id knock the dust off that pussy~
48:59 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@45.33.829C1D.1B1D20
49:56 <BATMAN> im here for amelia
49:59 Mode: (by bios) -b CLOWN!*@*
50:08 <DragonsFire> loooooooollllllllll
50:28 <DragonsFire> u gonna sniff her poo
55:01 <BATMAN> yes how'd yu know
55:02 <DragonsFire> lick her poochute
58:10 Quit: ynnoB ([email protected]) EOF from client
00:42 <DragonsFire> where is stinky gay
03:03 <BATMAN> yes
06:40 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
06:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h nate
06:59 <nate> NUTTTYYY!
07:20 <nate> id rather kiss trump in topic :D
08:01 <DragonsFire> l-o n8
08:44 <DragonsFire> i should be just finishing work now
08:48 <DragonsFire> but the rain put us out
08:53 <DragonsFire> bastard rain
09:30 <BATMAN> another fuknN loser
09:40 <BATMAN> real class act
10:23 <DragonsFire> lolz
10:32 <DragonsFire> hobbs n n8 would make a good couple
10:59 <Skirmish> [14:12] * BATMAN ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
10:59 <Skirmish> [14:13] <joel_> shit eating fuck face
11:16 <DragonsFire> ?¿
11:20 Nick: DragonsFire is now known as joel_
11:48 <joel_> (15:09)  steven is ([email protected])  Steven
11:49 <joel_> (15:09)  steven on #d&d
11:54 <joel_> (15:09)  Joel is ([email protected])  Joel
11:54 <joel_> (15:09)  Joel using (irc.austnet.org) AustNet
12:00 <joel_> who r those shiteaters??
12:58 <nate> hi batty
13:01 <nate> and joely
13:07 * joel_ whips nate with a mouse cord
13:11 * joel_ sends some DDoS in nate's direction
13:13 * joel_ persuades nate to eat the cyanide sandwich
13:16 <nate> thankyou hoel
13:20 <nate> ROOT?
13:30 <joel_> nep
13:32 <nate> any joels a goal
13:36 <nate> :L
13:43 <joel_> lolz ;l
14:25 <joel_> im goin 2 have a h0t sh0wer
14:30 <nate> webcam it
14:36 <nate> nice and blurry
14:44 <nate> i will give some tokens
15:59 Join: Bonny ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:09 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Bonny
16:45 <nate> bonny ingam chicken tenders on special at coles, girls love da chicken
16:55 <nate> WOOHOO
16:56 <Bonny> cool
17:13 <Bonny> bbs
19:26 <nate> joel having a hot shower best thing all day
19:37 <nate> dont rub off any more hair tho
21:13 <Skirmish> winner winner chicken dinner.
21:37 <nate> who is this dark knight meanie
21:42 <nate> BAToffman
21:51 <nate> ;}
22:02 <nate> skirms u lovin life?
22:24 <Skirmish> I am.
22:54 <joel_> its david hobbs
23:13 <nate> davey the big d hobbs
23:20 <nate> joel have u seen it
23:23 <nate> its quite big
23:23 <joel_> lolz
23:26 <joel_> hobbit
23:41 <joel_> hobbit from lord of the rings
23:47 <nate> i think he snuck into Skirmishs room took a pic of his penis and used it on his skype;l
23:54 <Skirmish> I bought some new cargo pants to try out and they are superb. Sitting here right now in them. Ordered another 2 pairs.
24:04 <nate> sexy cargo pants
24:08 Quit: Lumeah2 ([email protected]) EOF from client
24:11 <nate> very good
24:14 <nate> what colours
24:23 <Skirmish> Black. Syzmik branded.
24:34 Nick: Skirmish is now known as Syzmik
24:44 <joel_> hahahaha
24:51 <joel_> give me pair of cargo pance
25:03 <Syzmik> Buy your own you povo cunt.
25:22 <joel_> id rather yors
25:24 <joel_> yours
25:31 <Syzmik> They are $50 a pair. You would have to spend your whole weekly allowance from your dad on them.
25:40 <joel_> lololllllll
25:46 <nate> he will trade how to roll a joint skills with Syzmik to aquire cargo pants
25:47 <joel_> wooly woofta
26:24 <joel_> me dads drunk speaking shit to his friend on the phone
26:28 <joel_> he abused optus before
26:38 <nate> he has friends beating us isnt he
27:22 <Syzmik> lol who the hell bothers to go through optus anymore. They are shit.
27:32 <Syzmik> Go telstra direct or Aldi.
27:47 <joel_> hes on a optus plan for his phone
27:54 <joel_> 30 bucks a month unlimited text calls n data
28:18 <joel_> we gota telstra cable tho
28:41 <Syzmik> https://scontent.fbne2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13413106_857984814306131_4361908827961190474_n.jpg?oh=d83399df53c9ad39d7997632bccf466f&oe=57FF1456
28:45 <Syzmik> 6 That is Joel.
28:48 <Syzmik> ^
29:03 <joel_> looolololol
29:08 <joel_> bullshit
29:36 Join: Lumeah2 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
29:43 <joel_> i got pubic hairs growing from my chin
30:00 <Lumeah2> lol
30:08 <joel_> LuMiezzzz
30:10 <Lumeah2> so do meny men
30:13 <Lumeah2> joleys
30:18 <joel_> let me take your temperature
30:22 <Lumeah2> ok
30:30 <joel_> but we're going like vets do to animals
30:35 <Lumeah2> lol
30:35 <joel_> up zee bum
30:37 <Lumeah2> typical
30:42 <joel_> lololololo
30:50 <Lumeah2> why am i not surprised
30:59 <joel_> just jokings
31:02 <Syzmik> So a muslim walks into a gay bar and the bartender says 'What will it be?" and he replies 'SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!'.
31:04 <Lumeah2> bull
31:14 <Lumeah2> lol
31:16 <joel_> lolzzzz
31:19 <joel_> orlando
31:20 <Syzmik> [15:33] <joel_> i got pubic hairs growing from my chin <---- Lumeah has pubes growing all over her.
31:33 <Lumeah2> grow up
31:42 <nate> Syzmik has a sexy fetish with Lumeah
31:49 <joel_> i was born grown and grew down
31:56 <Lumeah2> i don't a actually
32:38 <Lumeah2> i need new lungs
32:40 <joel_> <3 luv lumies <3
32:45 <Syzmik> Lumeah has hairy knuckles and toes.
32:56 <nate> you'd still suck them Syzmik :D
32:59 <Lumeah2> no im blond anglo
33:15 <joel_> im brunette
33:19 <joel_> call me roman reigns
33:20 <Lumeah2> Scottish
33:24 <Lumeah2> so cannot
34:10 <nate> im mc fucked joel
34:24 * joel_ slaps nate with Ozzy Osbourne
34:25 <Lumeah2> u fuckin jole?
34:33 <joel_> nope only u r lumiez
34:43 <nate> https://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/61408561.jpg
34:47 <BATMAN> dont blush baby
34:50 <nate> for joel
35:18 <Lumeah2> lol
35:32 <nate> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/19/25/e4/1925e48b94cad2c5de01f8316fabf4ca.jpg
35:34 <nate> dis one is good
35:39 <nate> print out 100!
35:44 <Lumeah2> good one
36:14 <nate> http://img.ifcdn.com/images/c89541b9702fbd21043e85b55e4da8e0bb1307dd7fb669cb448652705d958a0b_1.jpg
36:16 <nate> this one is joel
36:21 <nate> damn joel
36:23 <nate> DAMN
36:25 <Lumeah2> Grose
36:48 <joel_> hahahah
36:49 <joel_> ronald
37:14 <Lumeah2> but i like skinny as fuck.
37:16 <joel_> pauline hanson?
37:25 <joel_> piss off mate we've already got one red headed clown
37:29 <Lumeah2> seriously guys waist smaller than mines
37:39 <Lumeah2> lol
38:05 <Lumeah2> :p
38:43 <nate> i like skinny guys with 1 nut (steven) :D
38:55 <Lumeah2> lol
39:25 <joel_> aaaaaaaahahahahaha
39:30 <joel_> old lefty
39:38 <nate> a hot chick has messaged me on tinder, i bet shes not real or its joel :D
39:48 <nate> yay!
39:54 <joel_> aaaaaaaahahahahaha
39:56 <nate> joel where are we going
40:04 <joel_> nowhere :[
40:06 <nate> whats ya favourite takeaway
40:14 <joel_> kfc or subway
40:20 <nate> cool
40:37 <nate> subway lunch date then kfc dinner sex date after
40:46 <joel_> ewwwwwwwwww
40:46 <nate> drumsticks all over the place
40:55 <joel_> i not gay
41:04 <joel_> blackdevil is though
41:09 <joel_> jon mcbumgravy
41:13 <nate> did he come onto you?
41:19 <BATMAN> kfc u white dog'
41:20 <joel_> yup
41:30 <nate> hi BATMAN cook us some fish
41:42 <nate> rite now in the office
41:43 <joel_> fish n chips is good too
41:49 <Lumeah2> yes
41:56 <Lumeah2> on the desktop
42:00 <Lumeah2> ta
42:22 <joel_> whats the difference batman and a abbo?
42:27 <joel_> between
42:31 <nate> yeah wot?
42:34 <BATMAN> no cunt no fish
42:41 <joel_> batman can go out at night without robbin
43:00 <Lumeah2> hahahaha
43:13 <Lumeah2> i like
43:19 <nate> yeah we had a png guy at work, stole a phone from a bus cops got him somehow lost his job
43:25 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) EOF from client
43:33 <nate> was it worth that phone
43:35 <nate> No
43:36 <nate> lol
43:39 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
43:42 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
44:00 <joel_> i was scheming to pinch a lawyers phone at court
44:05 <joel_> but i didnt
44:11 <Lumeah2> er
44:13 <Lumeah2> dum
44:20 <nate> they have tracking dont they
44:24 <Lumeah2> your lawyers?
44:28 <nate> joel would know how to remove it
44:40 <nate> sim card out straight away;l
44:51 <joel_> lolz
44:52 <Lumeah2> he must suck then
45:01 <joel_> i didnt do it cause i would have been on camera
45:06 <Lumeah2> cuz i wouldn't do that to mines
45:07 <nate> joel u ever got a sexy lady lawyer ;L
45:25 <joel_> not really
45:32 <Lumeah2> he'd be to buzy looking at her boobies
45:45 <nate> drool coming out
45:50 <Lumeah2> yup
46:17 <Lumeah2> i know someone like that.. i wanna smash him.
46:32 <joel_> hehehe
46:33 <nate> skirmish yes smash him
46:35 <joel_> i am a boobies man
46:46 <joel_> and a butt man
46:48 <joel_> and a fenny man
46:50 <nate> lol
46:53 <joel_> i likes it alll!!!!
46:54 <Lumeah2> fuckin get ya eyes up maggot or ya won't walk straight for a mounth
47:09 <joel_> me?¿
47:14 <Lumeah2> you're a man..
47:17 <Lumeah2> no
47:25 <Lumeah2> this retard i know
47:56 <joel_> i gettin back into metallica hard!!! ><
48:09 <Lumeah2> ok
48:24 <nate> Britney Spears - Work B**ch metallica
48:40 <nate> U want a hot JOELY
49:01 <nate> is game of thrones worth watching
49:03 <nate> lol
49:17 <nate> i havent watched it in 6months atleast
49:38 <nate> joel u love it?
49:50 <joel_> game of thrones
49:57 <joel_> i saw another woman sucking another womans boobs
50:33 <joel_> insta-stiff
52:22 <nate> lol
52:22 <Lumeah2> ohhh
52:27 <Lumeah2> thats why
52:40 <joel_> hehehehehehehe
52:55 <Lumeah2> hope u wearing lose pants
53:41 <Lumeah2> hurta in jeans
53:46 <nate> pop it out joel walk past ya dad on the phone
53:53 <Lumeah2> hopefully that is
53:54 <joel_> lolz
54:10 <Glenn> A cold spoon will fix what ails you.
54:18 <Lumeah2> hahahaha
54:25 <joel_> lolzzz
54:32 <joel_> stay nice n warm tonight luhees
54:34 <joel_> lumhees
54:35 <Lumeah2> whack
54:46 <Lumeah2> ill try not going out
54:46 <joel_> ill give you some medicine on a spoon
54:51 <Lumeah2> ha!
54:58 <joel_> dymatapp
54:58 <Lumeah2> is it white?
55:02 <joel_> narp
55:03 <joel_> red
55:04 <Lumeah2> ahh pk
55:14 <Lumeah2> ok demazin?
55:18 <joel_> perhaps
55:32 <joel_> dont associate me with drugs pls :L
55:33 <Lumeah2> i got tablets
55:37 <Lumeah2> lol
55:50 <Lumeah2> n antibiotics
55:50 <nate> Lumeah is a drug a love drug ;l
55:58 <joel_> yeah
56:00 <joel_> you got infection
56:06 <joel_> perhaps chest infection
56:11 <Lumeah2> yup.
56:19 <Lumeah2> it icky
56:21 <joel_> i havnt been sick for yrs
56:33 <Lumeah2> good for u
56:38 <joel_> lolololol
56:41 <Lumeah2> i never used to get sick
56:42 * joel_ throws a keyboard at Lumeah2
56:52 <Lumeah2> oi!
57:05 <Lumeah2> i dun need a keyboard
57:19 * joel_ sends hordes of lemmings over Lumeah2
57:26 <Lumeah2> lol
57:30 <Lumeah2> nooo
57:59 <joel_> :))
58:46 <Lumeah2> they'll fall off the bed n go splat
58:49 <joel_> ~,~
59:15 <joel_> rissoles chipz n eggs 2 nite
59:17 <joel_> yeaaa boi~
00:19 <Lumeah2> i got rissoles
00:41 <joel_> koolies
01:54 Join: JackTheRipper ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
01:59 <Lumeah2> but i might have chorizo with egg n bread or i could have pasta with chorizo
02:18 <Lumeah2> got no spinach
02:32 <Lumeah2> eek
02:47 <joel_> lols
02:53 <joel_> JackTheRipper
02:56 <joel_> robbo me good m8
03:01 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOLLLL
03:03 <JackTheRipper> kunny
03:06 <JackTheRipper> whats going on?
03:07 <joel_> sarp
03:07 <BATMAN> nice day JackTheRipper
03:10 <joel_> nothin much
03:14 <joel_> i quit drugs man
03:21 <JackTheRipper> BATMAN, very nice day
03:22 <joel_> havnt had weed for 6 days
03:24 <BATMAN> so did i man
03:26 <JackTheRipper> Good work joel_
03:27 <BATMAN> i quit drugs too
03:31 <JackTheRipper> 6 days is a long time
03:37 <joel_> yep
03:38 <BATMAN> 24hrs
03:40 <BATMAN> for me bro
03:42 <JackTheRipper> I don't believe you LooPY
03:42 <BATMAN> 1 day
03:44 <joel_> also got a painting job on 30 bucks n hour
03:45 <JackTheRipper> oh
03:46 <BATMAN> its true
03:49 <BATMAN> i quit drugs
03:52 <JackTheRipper> Well done guys
03:52 <BATMAN> 24 hrs ago
03:54 <JackTheRipper> No more drugs
03:59 <BATMAN> Thanks JackTheRipper !!
04:07 <JackTheRipper> Thats good joel_
04:12 <JackTheRipper> 30 dollars an hour aint bad at all
04:19 <Lumeah2> I'll believe it next week
04:25 <joel_> we were gona start today but the rain fucked us off
04:30 <JackTheRipper> Some retail jobs still pay under 20 per hours so doing very well
04:33 <JackTheRipper> ah damn
04:36 <JackTheRipper> raining in QLD?
04:41 <joel_> yeah
04:43 <joel_> dark skies
04:48 <JackTheRipper> We had only sun today, it was a very nice day
04:55 <JackTheRipper> a good day BATMAN to feed the DOG
04:56 <joel_> bit chilly too
05:02 <JackTheRipper> Yeah same here
05:22 <JackTheRipper> Too chilly for me, we got 17, we wont get 17 again until September.
05:26 <BATMAN> i was up for 8 days
05:31 <BATMAN> crashed '
05:38 <JackTheRipper> What did you take?
05:45 <BATMAN> nothing
05:51 <joel_> were goin tomorrow rain hail or shine
05:56 <Lumeah2> lies
06:03 <BATMAN> that is lies
06:08 * joel_ sends the seven plagues of Egypt to Lumeah2
06:09 <BATMAN> Lumeah said it
06:24 <BATMAN> u r a joke joel
06:31 <Lumeah2> how much ya take
06:39 <BATMAN> yeah how much
06:42 <BATMAN> come on
06:43 <BATMAN> tell us
06:55 <JackTheRipper> LOOOLLL
07:09 <JackTheRipper> Where is PiSsSsSsSs
07:13 <joel_> lolz
07:22 <joel_> christoph the pissed off pisstroff
07:23 <JackTheRipper> When you guys say quit drugs.. weed too?
07:28 <BATMAN> ircchat
07:33 <BATMAN> i dont smoke weed
07:48 <JackTheRipper> You never really smoked weed, aye loopy?
07:56 <BATMAN> used to ages ago
08:00 <BATMAN> but dont no more
08:07 <JackTheRipper> Good man
08:15 <joel_> i smoked about 25 bucks worth a day
08:21 <BATMAN> Thanks dude
08:28 <JackTheRipper> Some people can do it an live normal lives, i certainly cannot haha
08:40 <BATMAN> lol
08:47 <joel_> i feel way better not smoking the shit
08:50 <joel_> head is clear
08:53 <BATMAN> yeah i have just replaced it by injecting ice
09:00 <JackTheRipper> LOOOLLLL
09:03 <BATMAN> seem fine
09:06 <JackTheRipper> Back to weed
09:08 <JackTheRipper> lol
09:19 <BATMAN> lol
09:21 <BATMAN> no
09:25 <BATMAN> i dont do drugs man
09:34 <JackTheRipper> Well done gents and if you fuck up, just start again
09:40 <BATMAN> hahaha
09:48 <JackTheRipper> I mean quitting lol
09:51 <JackTheRipper> start quitting again
09:51 <BATMAN> no chance of me fucking up
09:59 <BATMAN> i quit for good bro
10:03 <JackTheRipper> Have made the decision
10:11 <JackTheRipper> LooPy DOG
10:12 <BATMAN> yes the decision was made
10:17 <joel_> BATMAN never used drugs recently
10:22 <joel_> he cant get pot or ice
10:32 <joel_> hes just leading you on robb0
10:34 <BATMAN> i say no to drugs!
10:40 <JackTheRipper> LOOLL
10:47 <JackTheRipper> Nah ive seen a vid of BATMAN smoking ice
11:10 <joel_> aaaaahahahha
11:27 <BATMAN> haaaha
11:28 <joel_> steven has witnessed me doing on skype a couple times
11:36 <JackTheRipper> LOOOLLLLLL
11:52 <BATMAN> that was not ice bruhhhhh
11:56 <BATMAN> in my vid
11:58 <BATMAN> prove it
12:15 <JackTheRipper> lol i dont know what was it then?
12:23 <JackTheRipper> meth?
12:47 <BATMAN> fuck knows def not illegal
12:55 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
13:16 <joel_> Lumeah2
13:40 <Lumeah2> yes darling
13:52 <joel_> i got some Lemsip here 4 u
14:31 <Lumeah2> aww ta
15:04 <joel_> mix it wif warm water
15:17 * Lumeah2 pats joel_ on head
15:23 <Lumeah2> ok
15:31 <nate> u will pat off more hair!
15:44 <nate> NOOOOOOOOO!
15:45 * joel_ smacks nate with a red Swingline stapler
15:53 <JackTheRipper> BATMAN, you need to stop hanging around that FAGGOT redaz
15:57 <nate> Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk ft. Bruno Mars
16:08 <nate> JackTheRipper of farts
16:26 <joel_> lolz
16:39 <nate> i just looked at joels sunnies exploded
16:49 <nate> BOOm all over the mouse pad
16:55 <joel_> :''''(
17:19 <BATMAN> lol redaz
17:28 <JackTheRipper> joel_ mrwuf is asking for the temby treatment
17:40 <joel_> mike temby
17:41 <BATMAN> owes me money
17:47 <JackTheRipper> redaz does?
17:48 <JackTheRipper> 50?
17:50 <JackTheRipper> Or more
17:51 <joel_> pass me a rolling-pin and a newspaper
17:51 <BATMAN> lol
17:55 <BATMAN> not much
18:12 <JackTheRipper> When I see redaz join, ill be asking him to pay his dues then.
18:19 <BATMAN> hahahaha
18:22 <BATMAN> nah dont
18:29 <JackTheRipper> Personal debt collector for loopydog
18:31 <JackTheRipper> okay
18:34 <BATMAN> haha
18:38 <BATMAN> dont
18:43 <JackTheRipper> nah i wont
18:52 <joel_> whos redaz
18:53 <JackTheRipper> I will abuse him for the sake of it though
19:00 <JackTheRipper> he's a FAGGOT
19:06 <JackTheRipper> another temby type
19:11 <joel_> aaaahaahah
19:14 <JackTheRipper> hangs in #perth and #chatzone
19:19 <nate> JackTheRipper will slide a thumb in
19:19 <steven_> BISPING VS HENDERSON
19:21 <JackTheRipper> asking for help scoring drope
19:29 <BATMAN> haah
19:52 <JackTheRipper> They didn't make it did they? Bisping vs Henderson?
19:59 <nate> batman has had a few fat fingers in his bum for sure
20:02 <steven_> not yet
20:15 <steven_> henderson will get the belt afterall
20:15 <steven_> haha
20:20 <joel_> joel vs steven
20:22 <joel_> main event
20:42 <nate> who ever wins gets the money shot
20:50 <nate> wink :D
21:19 <joel_> lolz
21:42 * joel_ does a loud fart in stevens face
21:53 <joel_> Lumeah2
21:56 <joel_> i want attention~
22:08 <Lumeah2> ok.
22:10 <Lumeah2> hi
22:28 <Lumeah2> i make u sick too
22:30 <Lumeah2> hehe
22:41 <joel_> nooo!
22:41 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/Radioonelebanon/videos/1476945272327868/
22:55 <joel_> maybe we could kiss
23:36 <JackTheRipper> lol
23:49 <Syzmik> Looks like we are witnessing love blossoming between Joel and Lumeah, steven_.
24:02 <joel_> bloody shutup mate
24:07 <Lumeah2> hahahaha
24:17 <JackTheRipper> They are both wanting the fight, but that fucks Jacare' up the ass as if he were redaz bending over and presenting for shads
24:19 <joel_> i wish your arse was a circus and all the homeless cunts got in for fuck all
25:20 <nate> monkeys and elephants left outside
25:51 <Lumeah2> he wants a elephant puck
26:02 * joel_ slaps Lumeah2 around a bit with a small Imperial-Class Stardestroyer
26:08 <Lumeah2> lol
27:12 <Lumeah2> oi
27:21 <joel_> wot
27:30 * Lumeah2 gets her lightsayber out 
27:40 <joel_> o.O
27:45 <joel_> O.o
27:48 * nate gets out skirmish
27:52 <joel_> lolz
27:53 <Lumeah2> lol
28:22 * joel_ enders his pink light saber into lumies v*****
28:28 <joel_> enters*
28:48 <joel_> O.O
29:34 <nate> whats next his pink iphone
29:44 <joel_> hehehe
29:47 <joel_> i tired
29:58 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/1752709168283833/videos/1753842094837207/
30:26 <joel_> smelly penis
31:14 <Lumeah2> lol
31:31 <Lumeah2> better not fuckin smell
31:44 <joel_> hahahaha lolollolll
32:02 <joel_> i washed him :))
32:52 <nate> Syzmik would like to be the meat between da buns
32:55 <Lumeah2> derro vill
33:33 <joel_> where is derro vill
33:44 <Lumeah2> want some of my chips joel_?
33:51 <joel_> why sort of chisp
33:54 <joel_> chipz
33:55 <Glenn> Cow chips?
34:05 <Glenn> ...freshies...?
34:13 <joel_> lolz
34:13 <Lumeah2> cheese corn
34:15 <joel_> glenda
34:21 <nate> cock goblin chips
34:26 <joel_> ye i have some corn chips
34:37 <Lumeah2> what's a cow chip
35:00 <Lumeah2> mooo crunch
35:06 <joel_> hehehe
35:06 <nate> hornay cow
35:14 <Glenn> The dried splat on the ground after a cow has crapped there.
35:16 <nate> extra spots
35:25 <Lumeah2> ah
36:03 <Lumeah2> that video was funny
36:11 <joel_> lumies lumies lumiessssssssssssss take mee on aa dateeee
36:16 <nate> i think thats manure ;p
36:32 <nate> nort cow chips
36:34 <nate> lol
36:47 <Lumeah2> well dum bitch says don't hit me im a woman...
36:53 <Lumeah2> she hit first
37:13 <joel_> huggless
37:22 <nate> dont have long hair like joel to pull on
37:27 <Lumeah2> seriously though what do u expect
37:59 <Lumeah2> hit some guy on a bus
38:04 <Lumeah2> gezz
38:20 <joel_> :[
38:33 <joel_> ride the lightning!!!
38:42 <nate> ride joels fartening
38:50 <Lumeah2> ewww
39:02 * joel_ slaps Lumeah2 around with Windows Me
40:16 <joel_> :)
41:27 <joel_> bumjack
41:38 <joel_> a smelly bumjack
43:43 <nate> i have oreos
44:34 <joel_> i like dem
45:19 Quit: Glenn ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
46:24 * joel_ lights cig
47:17 <BATMAN> cunt
47:17 <BATMAN> u cunt
47:27 <joel_> hobbo
47:48 <BATMAN> junkieeeeeeee
47:49 <BATMAN> cunt
47:54 <BATMAN> thats u
47:56 <BATMAN> JOEL
48:00 <joel_> sif
48:09 <joel_> im clean bruadda
48:15 <BATMAN> hey bro
48:22 <BATMAN> same here bruhhhhhh
48:30 <BATMAN> feels good dont it braaaaaaaa
48:42 * joel_ stabs BATMAN in the face
48:58 Join: Lumeah3 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
49:00 <BATMAN> LOL
49:07 <BATMAN> QUEEN CUNT IS BACK
49:29 * joel_ prepares BATMAN to be shown on rotten.com
49:38 <BATMAN> The MAJESTIC Mrs. Cunt
50:22 <BATMAN> `op
50:28 <BATMAN> op me joel
50:30 Quit: Lumeah2 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
50:43 <joel_> dun have operational access
50:58 <BATMAN> ok
51:09 <joel_> :l
51:37 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
51:49 <BATMAN> amelia should be here soon
51:54 <joel_> oh
51:56 <BATMAN> you should leave now joel
51:58 <joel_> my time to jet then
52:03 <BATMAN> yes
52:08 <BATMAN> you should
52:12 <BATMAN> cya joel
52:18 <joel_> hobbit
52:20 * BATMAN waves
52:26 <BATMAN> off u go cunt
52:31 <BATMAN> take ya dog with ya
52:35 <joel_> lolololol
52:41 <joel_> silly hobbit
52:57 * joel_ smacks BATMAN over the head with a rolling-pin
53:01 <joel_> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaahhahahaahahahahahahahahahah
53:49 <joel_> lumiesss where art thou
57:12 <nate> she is looking at your nude piccy
57:16 <nate> i may take hours
57:26 <nate> or she may take days
58:38 * joel_ is searching for nate + goatsex on yahoo. WEEE 764 hits!
59:50 <nate> yay
59:58 <joel_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM
00:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bomfunk MC's - Freestyler (Official Video) (Mar 31, 2011) Length: 4:52 - Category: Music - 34,958,868 views views - likes (97.5%), 5,255 dislikes (2.5%)
02:05 <BATMAN> fukn jackass
02:26 <joel_> lol @ angry hobbit
03:00 <BATMAN> ?
03:22 <joel_> dipshit
03:29 <BATMAN> quite the oppoosite
03:36 <nate> bat&ball man:)
03:51 <nate> sack man?
04:08 <joel_> lol
04:10 <joel_> [:
04:14 <nate> The Veronicas - "This Love"
04:24 <nate> joel u kiss good?
04:40 <nate> BATMAN needs to know
05:33 <JackTheRipper> PiSsSsSsSsSsSsSs
06:04 <joel_> pisstopher
06:14 <joel_> where is that looney
06:24 <BATMAN> fuk this cunt now i gotta become an expert in work i do in south korea, china, taiwan
06:25 <JackTheRipper> piss wobbins
06:38 <BATMAN> yeah mate right mate yes of course wont take me more than a hour u dumb cunt
06:43 <BATMAN> sure no worries mate
06:48 <BATMAN> here u go boss
06:58 <BATMAN> look at that
07:01 <BATMAN> u dog cunt
07:08 <JackTheRipper> Show is your work BATMAN.
07:21 <BATMAN> cunts fucked
07:46 <BATMAN> but ill do it shit anyway he wont be able to sell it
07:56 <BATMAN> fuckhead
08:03 <BATMAN> waste of time
08:17 <BATMAN> this building is going up in flames soon
08:21 <BATMAN> 100%
08:25 <BATMAN> count on it
08:26 <joel_> sniff ur boss's bumhole
08:35 <BATMAN> shut ur hole u junkie cunt
08:43 <joel_> lololool
08:50 <JackTheRipper> PiSsSsSsSsSsSsSs
08:56 <BATMAN> hes on
09:03 <BATMAN> in politicaldebate
09:03 <nate> will sniffing his bumhole give him a raise ;L
09:08 <BATMAN> his name is ircchat
09:12 <BATMAN> that is tisk
09:22 <JackTheRipper> LOOOLLLL
09:23 <BATMAN> u know how i know
09:24 <JackTheRipper> really?
09:30 <nate> 8=====D
09:50 <BATMAN> <ircchat> hi
09:50 <BATMAN> <ircchat> cooking fishfingers and chips for lunch
09:50 <BATMAN> <ircchat> gotta wait amonth for wow to be bigger
09:50 <BATMAN> <BATMAN> is that u tisk
09:50 <BATMAN> <ircchat> who are u
09:50 <BATMAN> <BATMAN> im t1sk
09:50 <BATMAN> <ircchat> so youre the woman i love?
10:17 <JackTheRipper> LOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
10:19 <JackTheRipper> Good call
10:40 <joel_> steven_ couldn't knock the fluff of a cappucino
10:48 <JackTheRipper> redaz is on
11:43 <nate> who is mr redazz
11:50 <nate> is he a cutie like oskar
12:02 <nate> short n soft
14:38 <joel_> bed time is closing in -,-
15:06 <JackTheRipper> in #chatzone
15:12 <JackTheRipper> im teaching him some manners as we speak
15:17 <BATMAN> lol
15:52 <JackTheRipper> BATMAN, what is redaz' line of work?
16:04 <BATMAN> duno
16:15 <BATMAN> ceilings i think
17:08 <nate> part time music "pedolivent" teacher is the best one
18:22 <nate> Ciara - Love Sex Magic ft. Justin Timberlake
20:54 <joel_> gona go for a lift bbs
21:40 <BATMAN> u need to go
21:46 <BATMAN> out
21:49 <BATMAN> now
21:52 <BATMAN> please
23:07 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:10 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllll
23:18 <joel_> lolz
23:20 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ President_Trump
23:27 <joel_> President_Trump is here
23:39 <joel_> mr bumjack in the flesh
24:31 <BATMAN> must be retard o clock time
24:48 <joel_> sais the retard
25:09 <JackTheRipper> Where is shadsam
25:18 <BATMAN> smoking ass crack
25:25 <President_Trump> ttz
25:31 <joel_> yerp
25:35 <joel_> lumeah tt's
25:37 <President_Trump> almost bed time joel_?
25:42 <joel_> yerp
25:45 <BATMAN> joel needs to go now
25:54 <BATMAN> he needed to go 23mins ago
25:57 <BATMAN> but hes still here
26:13 <joel_> big day tomolo
26:28 <JackTheRipper> joel_ has work
26:37 <BATMAN> joel is joining the workforce
26:43 <BATMAN> come rain hail or shine
26:48 <JackTheRipper> indeed
26:58 <BATMAN> good on him
27:04 <BATMAN> we wish him the best of luck
27:17 <JackTheRipper> We do
27:18 <joel_> well if its raining hard and continuously i wont go
27:21 <joel_> but doubt that
27:35 <BATMAN> you will be going no matter what
27:48 <joel_> need an inside job
27:49 <JackTheRipper> Nothing can stop him now
28:28 <joel_> poojab ur uncle
31:12 <joel_> tiresome
31:16 <joel_> yawning hard -_-
31:32 <BATMAN> gonna sleep well tonight
31:40 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
31:40 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Changing hosts
31:40 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
31:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
31:44 <BATMAN> got a big day tomorrow
31:50 <BATMAN> need a good nights sleep
31:58 <joel_> correct
32:15 <BATMAN> i'll be having an early one
32:23 <joel_> alright for you bastards sittin behind desks
32:24 * BATMAN yawns
32:31 <joel_> my work physical
32:36 <BATMAN> yep
32:38 <JackTheRipper> I have 3 off in a row. Not bad. First time in a while.
32:51 <BATMAN> mine is more head fuck after head head fuck
33:09 <JackTheRipper> Yeahhh I'd rather my job than BATMANs for my own sanity
33:21 <BATMAN> indeed
34:05 <BATMAN> i need to be insane to oversee things
34:09 <JackTheRipper> joel_ whats the forecast like for you?
34:18 <joel_> ill have a look
34:29 <JackTheRipper> Be a tough SOB an front up anyway
34:38 <JackTheRipper> Show the world that kunny means business
34:46 <joel_> err
34:49 <joel_> sais rain tomorrow...
35:09 <joel_> :-[
35:10 <JackTheRipper> Go anyway man, you'll feel awesome when its home time lol
35:17 <joel_> nar
35:21 <joel_> you cant paint in the rain
35:28 <joel_> you put paint on and the rain washes it away
35:31 <BATMAN> u can sniff it
35:33 <Blitzkrieg> Where's Pliv?
35:45 <BATMAN> why
35:46 <JackTheRipper> [17:31] <JackTheRipper> You off the dope and booze piss?
35:46 <JackTheRipper> [17:31] <ircchat> yes
35:46 <JackTheRipper> [17:31] <ircchat> i quit for my birthday
35:46 <JackTheRipper> [17:32] <ircchat> atm i dont even have smokes
35:46 <JackTheRipper> [17:33] * ircchat waits for emotes of smoke in his face
35:46 <JackTheRipper> [17:33] <ircchat> lols
35:46 <JackTheRipper> [17:33] <ircchat> shits whilst wiggling
35:46 <JackTheRipper> [17:33] <JackTheRipper> LOOOLLLLL
35:50 <BlackDevil> <joel_> i want to lick your asshole BATMAN
36:07 <Blitzkrieg> Need to ask him something
36:18 <JackTheRipper> He isn't here
36:30 <joel_> ahh yes
36:36 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
36:47 <joel_> jon mcbumgravy has made an appearance
36:59 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOLLLL
37:22 <joel_> ill fish out a cam4 link for him
40:34 <joel_> jons got the broom handle up his butt
40:38 <joel_> lolololol
41:06 <Blitzkrieg> Speaking of pedos
41:08 <Blitzkrieg> Sup joel_
41:38 <joel_> hey shitlicker
42:04 * joel_ slaps Blitzkrieg in the face and yells "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
42:50 <Blitzkrieg> [17:40:08] * joel_ slaps Blitzkrieg in the face and yells "I'm a faggot, bitch!"
42:55 <Blitzkrieg> Cool
43:11 <joel_> LoLoLoLoLoL
43:15 <joel_> you ugly bastard
46:33 * joel_ beautifies Blitzkrieg with some knuckle duster imprints
46:38 <joel_> bitch nigger
46:54 <JackTheRipper> [17:43] <President_Trump> ircchat what does jen's thigh feel like?
46:54 <JackTheRipper> [17:44] <ircchat> fuck off President_Trump
46:57 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
47:11 <Blitzkrieg> Is that tisk?
47:16 <joel_> yip
47:24 <JackTheRipper> yeah haha
47:33 <joel_> i think hes trying rap
47:34 <JackTheRipper> he pm'd batman and aske him
47:39 <joel_> tryin to*
47:39 <JackTheRipper> "Are you the one I love?"
47:42 <JackTheRipper> dead give away
47:52 <JackTheRipper> yes he is
47:55 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahahah
48:16 <JackTheRipper> He didnt take long to notice you Blitzkrieg
48:57 Nick: Blitzkrieg is now known as ^SuZi^
49:03 <joel_> steves balls didnt drop until he was 16
49:22 <JackTheRipper> Neither did mine lol
49:39 <joel_> ah
49:39 <^SuZi^> lol
49:43 <joel_> steves balls didnt drop until he was 26
49:52 <joel_> lololol
49:58 <JackTheRipper> joel_ you should watch the E3 Playstation Presser.. Some really good PS4 and games stuff
50:01 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOLLLLL
50:04 <JackTheRipper> 26
50:11 <joel_> lololol
50:20 <^SuZi^> joel_'s still haven't dropped
50:23 <joel_> ill be getting a game next tues fo sho
50:28 <^SuZi^> Sad but true
50:36 <joel_> wont be buying weed or ice
50:38 Join: mrwuf ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
50:43 <JackTheRipper> Saunders
50:45 <JackTheRipper> Welcome
50:48 <joel_> im gona get a tv too in me room so i can hook up the ps4
50:50 <joel_> saundeirno
50:54 <joel_> saunderino
51:00 <mrwuf> hi guys
51:13 <JackTheRipper> Saunderino is the new Temby imo
51:17 <^SuZi^> That faggot tigger will ban me on sight
51:19 <joel_> imozzz
51:20 <^SuZi^> He always does
51:32 <joel_> mike temby
51:41 <joel_> loltraktor
51:43 <JackTheRipper> He never really bans me, he bans plivent on sight.
51:44 <JackTheRipper> yes
51:47 <JackTheRipper> loltrakto
52:02 <JackTheRipper> Saunders, how's things?
52:02 <joel_> where is temby hiding
52:18 <JackTheRipper> I think mrwuf is harboring Temby in #radiohead
52:21 <mrwuf> good n u
52:26 <^SuZi^> mrwuf
52:31 <JackTheRipper> I'm well thanks, Saunders
52:39 <^SuZi^> mrwuf: Are you still living off mummys tit and pension?
52:46 <JackTheRipper> LOOOLLLL
52:52 <^SuZi^> You piece of shit
53:06 <^SuZi^> Too lazy to go to work for the dole
53:12 <^SuZi^> So instead he syphons his mother
53:20 <joel_> lololol @ blitzy
53:23 <JackTheRipper> oi joel_, good time to buy a TV, end of financial year sales on
53:31 <joel_> a half retarded down syndrome homosexual loser.
53:34 <mrwuf> how come ur name is feminine have u embraced ur homosexual desires
53:43 <^SuZi^> Yes it is a good time to buy a TV actually
53:55 <joel_> yeah
54:00 <^SuZi^> mrwuf: Silence pleb
54:01 <joel_> what game should i get
54:04 <^SuZi^> Speak only when spat at
54:21 <JackTheRipper> I keep getting emails from citybeach, surfstich, dc shoes etc. Very tempting to buy a heap of clothes i don't need
54:25 <mrwuf> oh snap, a trash talking transexual
54:25 <JackTheRipper> 50 - 70 & off
54:41 <^SuZi^> mrwuf: Do you work yet or wot?
54:44 <joel_> nyce
55:01 <^SuZi^> Or are you still a parasite?
55:03 <mrwuf> surfstich is going out of business
55:18 <JackTheRipper> Oh really?
55:23 <joel_> they need to bring out a ps4 version of tetris
55:27 <mrwuf> dc shoes are kinda lame imo they are too massive
55:37 <mrwuf> converse make some cool sneakers still
55:43 <JackTheRipper> I love DC shoes
55:48 <joel_> adidas or nike for me
55:55 <mrwuf> dc are rad if you skate
55:57 <JackTheRipper> You dont like the chunky skate shoe, saunders?
56:10 <joel_> i got nike air tn's
56:14 <joel_> mwahahahha
56:18 <JackTheRipper> The chunky DC's are harder to skate in
56:19 <joel_> $239
56:21 <mrwuf> I used to wear them there are just too chunky
56:27 <mrwuf> its hard to find a sock that suits them
56:27 <JackTheRipper> I have some Nike Air Max
56:35 <JackTheRipper> ahh yeah
56:42 <JackTheRipper> I have to wear ankle socks with mine
56:54 <joel_> i only wear ankle socks
56:56 <JackTheRipper> Just like black with white writing around the top
57:03 <mrwuf> cool
57:33 <JackTheRipper> I like Globes but I find the DC's a bit tougher and longer lasting
57:41 <JackTheRipper> Where a Globe wins comfort
57:51 <President_Trump> surf's up dude
58:26 <JackTheRipper> Hang 10
58:29 <JackTheRipper> Narly
58:45 <joel_> nikes stuff is made vietnam
58:47 <joel_> -,-
59:10 <JackTheRipper> I like my nike air max but they are crap stick for running in.
59:12 <BATMAN> you're the only faggot
59:16 <mrwuf> http://9gag.com/gag/aQxP1R8
59:18 Quit: Syzmik ([email protected]) Quit: That is all.
00:15 <JackTheRipper> [17:55] * Kiki ([email protected]) has joined #mIRCBeginners
00:23 <JackTheRipper> seems like an interesting character
00:25 <joel_> hahahaha
00:31 <joel_> shes bashed the other team
00:32 <joel_> lolololl
00:45 <JackTheRipper> Looks like someone PiSsSs would like to talk to,
00:49 <mrwuf> http://9gag.com/gag/a6Qmbqm
02:27 * joel_ throws a keyboard at mrwuf
03:25 <President_Trump> lunch at mrwuf's mothers place next weekend, all of #nerdhacks invited!
03:45 <^SuZi^> She'll be paying
03:47 <^SuZi^> Like usual
03:50 <joel_> sleeping tablets devoured
03:59 <JackTheRipper> Austnet bus heading to Gladdy
04:26 <mrwuf> sure faggots come if you can find me
04:36 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
04:39 <mrwuf> I'll bust your faces
04:42 <President_Trump> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
04:47 <JackTheRipper> What's with the abuse, saunders?
04:54 <President_Trump> jesus
05:09 <^SuZi^> Bit touchy
05:12 <President_Trump> so much for a friendly lunch
05:23 <^SuZi^> Might end up a friendly bbq dinner
05:28 <JackTheRipper> LOOLLLL
05:34 <^SuZi^> Austnet members only.
05:40 <President_Trump> maybe give mrs saunders a nice massage after lunch
05:41 <JackTheRipper> Come at me Saunders
05:45 <JackTheRipper> ya fucking faggot
05:58 <^SuZi^> He will JackTheRipper
06:06 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOLLL
06:08 <^SuZi^> When his mums Centrelink advance comes in
06:14 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOLL
06:15 <mrwuf> put down your cadbury roll, slide into your cape and come on over
06:21 <JackTheRipper> He hold her keycard for her
06:46 <JackTheRipper> Whats ya address Saunders?
06:54 <mrwuf> ask chucky
06:56 <^SuZi^> mrwuf: How will you survive when they bring in that Centrelink card?
06:58 <JackTheRipper> I'd like it, if we could talk about this on the phone
07:07 <^SuZi^> Unless you renamed to her name?
07:11 <JackTheRipper> chucky was giving a dud address out, Saunders
07:35 <joel_> chuck milne
07:36 <mrwuf> if I leave now and come back in 4 years will you still be here having the same conversation
07:54 <JackTheRipper> Good one Saunders
07:59 <JackTheRipper> Whats ya number?
08:45 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i63cgUeSsY0
08:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LITTLE BIG - BIG DICK (Feb 10, 2016) Length: - Category: Music - 12,227,486 views views - 184,061 likes (83.3%), 36,953 dislikes (16.7%)
09:35 <JackTheRipper> G Saunders from Gladestone North
09:42 <JackTheRipper> Soz
09:44 <JackTheRipper> South
10:50 <joel_> lolz
11:03 <joel_> ill have cig then call it a night.
11:41 <BATMAN> good fuck off
11:51 <joel_> lolz
12:09 <JackTheRipper> stay up a bit kunny
12:10 <joel_> hobbit bitch
12:16 <joel_> y
12:22 <JackTheRipper> its not everyday we get a visit from faggot saunders
12:28 <JackTheRipper> This is a special occasion
13:10 <joel_> saunders is a good guy
14:32 <JackTheRipper> joel_ Where is Ian Anderson
14:35 <President_Trump> <mrwuf> I'll bust your faces
14:41 <President_Trump> would a good guy say that?
14:52 <JackTheRipper> Saunders has gone feral again
14:58 <joel_> you havnt met him i have
15:49 <President_Trump> trump did say he'd like to punch a protester in the face so perhaps mrwuf is looking to trump for leadership
16:00 <JackTheRipper> LOOOLLL
16:05 <mrwuf> if you insult me, invite yourself over, i'm going to fucking tear your tits off and eat them
16:16 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
16:28 <JackTheRipper> Saunders has defs gone feral
16:31 <President_Trump> i didnt insult you
16:44 <President_Trump> and saying you are trying to be like trump is a massive compliment
16:56 <mrwuf> I bet you fat boys taste delicious, marinated in jack daniels and weed
17:04 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOLLLL
17:06 <BATMAN> mrwuf is a fool
17:14 <JackTheRipper> he is a FAGGOT
17:27 <mrwuf> come on over for dinner
17:31 <BATMAN> jack of all trades, ,master of none
17:35 <JackTheRipper> #radiohead
17:36 <BATMAN> thats u mrwuf
17:39 <President_Trump> mrwuf tell us your fail proof strategy of picking up business women that work in the city after work
17:54 <JackTheRipper> LoooooLLLLLLL
18:07 <JackTheRipper> mrwuf is a faggot
18:42 <BATMAN> cloroform + snatch n grab from behind
18:51 <BATMAN> full proof
18:55 <BATMAN> 100%
19:03 <BATMAN> with mrwuf and his bulkiness
19:09 <mrwuf> you want help meeting woman, try getting your BMI below 30 and breath through your nose, stop dragging your knuckles when you walk
19:12 <JackTheRipper> Sounds like a better strategy than the one Saunders is putting ut there
19:21 <BATMAN> he's def bulked up over the past 3 months has mrwuf
19:28 <BATMAN> girls dont stand a chance
19:37 <JackTheRipper> Saunders is a faggot
19:42 <JackTheRipper> he doesnt care for girls
20:03 <BATMAN> i heard hes a shiat muslim\
20:15 <JackTheRipper> I heard the same thing
20:21 <JackTheRipper> Speak up Saunders
20:26 <JackTheRipper> Tell us all about it, faggot.
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21:50 <mrwuf> keep pressing buttons I'm sure theres a combination where your cool, keep at it
21:53 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here..
22:43 <President_Trump> [[[[[pong]]]]] any ttz around?
22:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
23:32 <BATMAN> [[[[[pong]]]]] is a joke
23:38 <BATMAN> hey [[[[[pong]]]]]
23:45 <BATMAN> how r ya champ
23:49 <JackTheRipper> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[pong]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
23:51 <BATMAN> nice day today
24:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiii
24:25 <BATMAN> hey does anyone have a clue what mrwuf says half the time
24:44 <JackTheRipper> most people put mrpuf on the iggy
24:56 <BATMAN> LOL
25:01 <President_Trump> his mum gets angry with him coz he makes her watch dr phil all day
25:03 <JackTheRipper> Me? I enjoy seeing him humiliate himself
25:23 <JackTheRipper> Isn't that right, Saunders?
25:28 <JackTheRipper> Ya fucking FAGGOT
25:34 <BATMAN> know it all wanker prob on centerlink sitting at home taking meds all day
25:46 <JackTheRipper> Thats spot on, BATMAN.
25:51 <JackTheRipper> That's what Saunders does.
26:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> saunders is your head big
26:16 <President_Trump> and we know he doesnt watch youtube coz his internet connection is too slow
26:45 <JackTheRipper> if we all ping him, he'll dc
26:58 <BATMAN> he might be having a heart attack guys or he has his asthma puff out
27:17 <BATMAN> OMG
27:21 <BATMAN> hes about to explode
27:45 <BATMAN> fuckheads
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27:50 <BATMAN> fuckheads
27:51 <BATMAN> fuckheads
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28:04 <JackTheRipper> [18:25] [mrwuf PING Reply] : 28.252 seconds
28:04 <JackTheRipper> [18:25] [mrwuf PING Reply] : 27.3 seconds
28:08 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
28:25 <President_Trump> looks like he has a fast connection today
28:36 <JackTheRipper> LOOLLL
28:40 <JackTheRipper> he's pinging me now
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28:43 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOOLLLL
29:03 <BATMAN> hello
29:16 <JackTheRipper> BATMAN ping mrwuf
29:26 <BATMAN> hiw
29:28 <BATMAN> how
29:34 <President_Trump> the data has to travel to the moon and back
29:40 <JackTheRipper> type /ping mrwuf
29:50 <JackTheRipper> over and over again
30:20 <BATMAN> nah im goin home soon
30:29 <JackTheRipper> <mrwuf> cut out ya shit or ill fuck you up good and proper
30:41 <President_Trump> llolllllllllllllllllll
30:42 <BATMAN> LOL
31:04 <President_Trump> we know its the real mrwuf coz he is the only one in the developed world still on dialup
31:10 <BATMAN> he'll have to not hyper ventilate first
31:13 <mrwuf> did u find that magic combination where your not an obese wanker typing trashy insults
31:21 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOLLLLL
31:23 <mrwuf> keep at it
31:39 <BATMAN> LOL
31:46 <President_Trump> mrwuf the big Hillary fan lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
31:47 <BATMAN> who is he talking too
31:54 <JackTheRipper> saunders has lost his mind
32:36 * [[[[[pong]]]]] does a dirty smelly brown poo into his hand and shows saunders
35:07 <President_Trump> trump is going to put people like mrwuf back to work
35:23 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOLLLL
35:26 <JackTheRipper> Time to get a job Saunders
35:45 <President_Trump> when he gets a job he will stop abusing his mother
36:21 <President_Trump> and you will have your own money to spend at gladstone kfc
36:29 <mrwuf> and you have jobs?
36:35 <mrwuf> you don't live with your parents?
37:14 <mrwuf> are you sure you aren't just projecting your insecurities onto a stranger on the internet anonymously like some pathetic coward
37:16 <JackTheRipper> Saunders when was the last time you were employed?
37:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who want to cam
37:49 <mrwuf> its the same conversations over and over
38:17 <JackTheRipper> Speak up Saunders, faggot.
38:19 <mrwuf> its like your stuck in abuse loops
38:19 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong wank on cam
38:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who
38:30 <JackTheRipper> For Saunders?
38:45 <mrwuf> I could come back in 4 years time and you'll still be here a little over typing the same trash
38:53 <mrwuf> evolve
39:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who??
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46:54 <BATMAN> lol
46:59 <BATMAN> IM ON A LOOP YA CUNT
49:06 <BATMAN> rinse repeat over and over again
49:12 <BATMAN> and again and again and again
49:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who want to meeet
49:24 <BATMAN> til the day pong dies
49:31 <BATMAN> ping pong ping pong
49:48 <BATMAN> watch your big head explode
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49:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> do u want to batman
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53:58 <President_Trump> WHAT'S THE TIME mrwuf?
54:01 <President_Trump> DINNER TIME
54:03 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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55:00 <mrwuf> sox busy talking 2 woman n u
55:10 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
55:14 <President_Trump> which woman?
56:05 <mrwuf> I had chinese for dinner
56:18 <mrwuf> plus some scotch and dry
56:31 <mrwuf> what about u
56:42 <President_Trump> i havent had dinner yet
56:49 <President_Trump> but im having a coffee atm
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56:52 <President_Trump> coffee lols
56:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong had tin of makrel
57:05 <President_Trump> no alcohol tonight mrwuf
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57:21 <mrwuf> r u broke
57:35 <mrwuf> the christopher style of self control
57:58 <President_Trump> it takes a lot of self control for u not to have booze? lol
58:34 <mrwuf> sometimes sure
58:50 <mrwuf> in social situations where alcohol is being served, definitely harder
58:57 <President_Trump> so if u dont have chinese and scotch you r broke?
59:24 <mrwuf> I drink maybe once a month to once every other month
59:46 <mrwuf> its too taxing on the body, expensive, ruins the next day really
59:58 <mrwuf> quite fun sometimes
00:20 <President_Trump> ruins the next day? how much are you drinking?
00:51 <mrwuf> usually if I'm at a pub I'll just order a club soda with lemon, looks like booze, avoids the whole "why aren't you drinking - you have to drink?" sort of drunken conversations, then when everything turns lame can bail easily and drive home legally, score
01:53 <JackTheRipper> What a great way to do things there, saunders.
02:03 <mrwuf> if you drink everyday you probably don't notice the effects but when your not constantly in a hangover and you consume alcohol the next day you feel the effects
02:37 <mrwuf> its really hard to do any sort of exercise post alcohol
02:45 <mrwuf> seems to really fuck with the body
03:13 <President_Trump> nothing a good water fast cant fix
03:20 <JackTheRipper> LOOOLLLL
04:54 <President_Trump> what dishes of chinese did u get mrwuf?
07:40 <JackTheRipper> Yes
07:45 <JackTheRipper> When was the last water fast?
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09:37 <mrwuf> hot box
11:06 <President_Trump> what brand of scotch are you drinking?
11:30 <mrwuf> whats with the interrogation
11:37 <President_Trump> mrwuf tigger misses you, when are u coming back to pd?
11:40 <mrwuf> black douglas
11:51 <President_Trump> yuck
12:13 <JackTheRipper> LOOOLLL
12:21 <JackTheRipper> #politicaldebate
12:35 <mrwuf> ya its really the only option
12:50 <mrwuf> the only scotch and dry choices are black douglas or johnny walker
13:22 <President_Trump> whys that?
13:27 <mrwuf> no idea
13:36 <mrwuf> everything premixed comes with colar
13:38 <mrwuf> cola*
13:45 <President_Trump> oh you got it premixed?
13:48 <President_Trump> why not make your own
13:58 <mrwuf> don't drink that much
14:16 <JackTheRipper> mrwuf is more of a water faster than anything else
14:34 <mrwuf> yea I drink a lot of water
14:46 <mrwuf> and when I want to lose weight I don't eat a lot of food
14:56 <JackTheRipper> How many litres per day on average?
15:02 <mrwuf> its fun getting fat, so delicious right
15:08 <mrwuf> but being a fatty sucks
15:16 <mrwuf> woman look at you with disgust
15:25 <mrwuf> if you like sex being fat is not an option
15:35 <President_Trump> what is the heaviest you have been?
16:33 <mrwuf> like 38 pants now I'm 32
16:55 <JackTheRipper> i'm 32 also mrwuf
16:57 <JackTheRipper> Good size
17:10 <JackTheRipper> What was the weight though, faggot?
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21:52 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
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25:10 <mrwuf> whats with asking all the personal questions
25:25 <mrwuf> are you trying to reload so when I see you again in the future you have new ammo
25:28 <mrwuf> kinda lame
25:48 <Lumeah2> wtf is lame
26:17 <Lumeah2> hi mrwuf
27:54 <mrwuf> hi
30:08 <President_Trump> hi fizzy
32:06 <Lumeah2> omg that link in the topic!
32:17 <Lumeah2> puke
33:03 <Lumeah2> hi preztrumpy
39:13 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/alongabbay/videos/864777283557833/
40:27 <amelia> PReZTRuMPY
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49:49 <CLOWN> hello amelia
50:03 <CLOWN> hello everyone else of less importance
50:09 <Lumeah2> lol :p
50:23 <amelia> sup
50:34 <CLOWN> wotup dog
50:43 <amelia> chillaxin
50:46 <amelia> wots for dinnah
51:02 <CLOWN> roast beef
51:11 <amelia> & veg
51:11 <CLOWN> u
51:15 <CLOWN> yes
51:17 <Lumeah2> nice
51:17 <CLOWN> of course
51:19 <amelia> chicken n steamed veg
51:52 <CLOWN> yum
51:56 <CLOWN> im so fukkkkkn tired
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52:19 <steven_> kekekke~
52:24 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
52:27 <CLOWN> look Lumeah its your man
52:30 <amelia> werd i had a sleep in til 6.30
52:43 <steven_> i had a sleep in aswell
52:47 <steven_> i never got up for work
52:53 <amelia> bwahahah
52:56 <CLOWN> hell yea
52:56 <amelia> slacker
52:59 <CLOWN> i wanna do that
53:08 <CLOWN> i always sleep in til 6:30
53:21 <amelia> mmm sleep
53:21 <steven_> heheehehe
53:22 <CLOWN> didnt drop til 2am though
53:24 <CLOWN> last nite
53:26 <CLOWN> fukdd
53:55 <amelia> fook that
54:12 <amelia> i think i went to bed jus after 9 last night n thats late for me haha
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54:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h nate
54:46 <CLOWN> haha yeah i try b sleep by 10pm or im not best at work
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56:42 <amelia> werd
57:52 <CLOWN> desert
58:02 <CLOWN> time
02:02 <Skirmish> What's news amelia?
03:00 <amelia> I'm bout to have ma dindin
03:11 <amelia> wots up
03:46 <Skirmish> Nothing much happening here. Just chillin and illin.
04:01 <Skirmish> I had garlic prawn pizza for dinner.
05:14 <amelia> yummmm
05:19 <amelia> sizzling garlic prawns
05:45 <thestig> yum better then a shit look burrito
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10:16 <President_Trump> nate pussy
10:18 <President_Trump> i have a surprise for u
10:59 <Skirmish> See the picture in the topic Trump?
11:05 <Skirmish> I put it there specially for you.
11:18 <President_Trump> oh thankyou
11:19 <nate> trump u visiting me
11:25 <President_Trump> i guess it's clever but i dont like it
11:25 <nate> i would like dat
12:09 <CLOWN> i fukn love buritos
13:04 <nate> i love clowns hot bod
13:05 <amelia> only useless fuckwits dont like burritos
13:12 <amelia> people who cannot be trusted
13:19 <CLOWN> got it in one
13:27 <President_Trump> pipe down
13:35 <nate> i dont like burritos unless trump makes it
13:42 <amelia> shut your preztrumpy hole
14:23 <President_Trump> only fizzy gets to call me that
18:18 <CLOWN> needa shave
18:44 <CLOWN> but i cbf
19:16 <nate> shave that baby face
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22:21 <nate> Sigala - Sweet Lovin'
22:54 <steven_> sweet sweet lovin
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24:37 <President_Trump> sweet sweet gowchi lovin pie
25:07 <CLOWN> neck yaself
26:12 <nate> neck up trump :P
27:10 <JackTheRipper> rofl @ President_Trump
27:59 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@45.33.691F07.3D7D00
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29:33 <nate> amelias good friend Sharni!
29:44 <nate> post a piccy baez
29:50 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllll
29:52 <Sharni> No
30:13 <President_Trump> nate's ex lover Sharni
30:28 <Sharni> He wishes
30:36 <nate> i wish apon a trump
32:00 <President_Trump> apon?
32:21 <nate> Sharni u back at gym yet
32:43 <nate> da hot boys will be missing u
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35:36 <nate> mrwuf do u like mr trump
35:39 <nate> good friends
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35:46 <nate> thats a yes
35:55 <Sharni> Fag
36:02 <nate> Sharni!!!
36:10 <nate> ;o)
36:18 <Sharni> What
36:27 <nate> how are u
36:38 <nate> playing xbox?
36:52 <Sharni> Blah blah blaahhhhhh
38:09 <nate> Sharni wanna be besties
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38:27 <Sharni> Never
38:45 <President_Trump> nate she wants to be friends with benefits
39:19 <nate> i would need an r8 for that
39:25 <nate> trump what do u drive
39:44 <thestig> nateeeeeeeeee
39:57 <nate> stigg u still pumping iron!
40:57 <President_Trump> corvette
40:58 <President_Trump> u?
41:44 <nate> lol
41:50 <nate> pic :D
41:55 <nate> U damn shit!
44:32 <Skirmish> Watching BF1 stream. Game looks awesome.
46:01 <nate> is steven on it, cheating;l
46:27 <Skirmish> Would be funny to hear the rage from the streamer if he was.
47:09 <President_Trump> what games do u play apart from wow Skirmish?
48:16 <Skirmish> Total war games and RTS games.
48:45 <Skirmish> Not a fps fan but this looks great. Nobody has done a good WWI game yet.
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50:28 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ50xJFhUKs <---- check it
50:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BATTLEFIELD 1 FIRST MULTIPLAYER 64 Players: Ultra Settings (REPLAY) (Date not found) Length: 0:00 - Category: Gaming - - 2,112 likes (86.4%), 333 dislikes (13.6%)
51:15 <JackTheRipper> That game does look good.
52:13 <President_Trump> screen moves too fast
54:11 <nate> trump our love moves fast
55:42 <JackTheRipper> Peeps are complaining about Call Of Duty - Infinite Warefare, but I bet it still outsells everything else this Christmas.
56:00 <Skirmish> Nah everyone is going to be playing BF1
56:23 <JackTheRipper> We shall see
56:36 <Skirmish> My son and his mates usually by each new COD as they release and all play together. They have said they will not be buying the new one but will be getting BF1
56:58 <Skirmish> They are all addicted to Overwatch at the moment.
57:06 <JackTheRipper> I have heard people saying the exact same thing
57:11 <nate> JackTheRipper Sharni will play with u
57:11 <JackTheRipper> hah yeah i play that
57:14 <JackTheRipper> its really funny
57:16 <JackTheRipper> good game
58:59 <Sharni> No
59:44 <nate> Sharni has a good head to shoot
59:49 <nate> BLAm!
59:57 <Sharni> Yep
00:37 <amelia> hai sharnis
00:59 <nate> girl teamup!
01:17 <Sharni> Hey babez
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01:32 <amelia> wots up buttercup
01:45 <Sharni> Nothing :(
01:51 <Sharni> Sah bored
03:59 <nate> have a girl chat about makeup
04:03 <nate> fun?:)
05:39 <Sharni> I'm not that type of girl
07:42 <nate> Lost in time
08:16 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q73-l52iV9Q
08:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Female Fitness Motivation - "Love Yourself " 2016 (May 24, 2016) Length: 2:37 - Category: Sports - 295,111 views views - 897 likes (94.1%), 56 dislikes (5.9%)
11:55 <amelia> do you wear no make ups
12:09 <Sharni> I do
12:33 <Lumeah2> i don't wear makeups
12:35 <amelia> my fam are all going to croatia dis year n i wants to go
12:40 <amelia> but i can't :(
12:41 <Lumeah2> its ick
12:49 <Lumeah2> aww
12:54 <Lumeah2> soz
13:07 <amelia> i forgives you, fanks fwend
13:17 <Sharni> Why can't you go
13:45 <amelia> they going like next month
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13:57 <Sharni> Awww
13:58 <amelia> all my bootiful croatian cousins
14:12 <Sharni> Hey steven_ slart mutt dawg
14:51 <steven_> gday !
15:01 <steven_> JackTheRipper
15:02 <nate> i wants to go down, down to funky town
15:40 <Sharni> Your not allowed to nate
16:28 <nate> but i wants 2 :D
16:33 * nate rolls over
17:44 <JackTheRipper> steven_
18:10 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMe0OPDDt1A
18:12 <JackTheRipper> Rory Mac or Thomo?
18:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UFC (Jun 9, 2016) Length: 4:39 - Category: Gaming - 12 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
18:14 <steven_> im dos santos
19:17 <nate> steven_ is ddos fanta pants
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23:59 <steven_> rory
24:11 <JackTheRipper> Yeah JDS smash
24:22 <JackTheRipper> Yeah THE RED KING  for me too
28:25 <nate> i was gonna invite JackTheRipper over for a spa but its empty :L
28:34 <nate> im outta luck again!
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34:50 <Sharni> As usual
35:12 <nate> u got any pickup lines Sharni
35:26 <Sharni> No
35:32 <nate> LOL
35:41 <nate> i know stevens want a cone
36:01 <nate> Sharnis would be i feel like a swim :D
36:12 <nate> hawt!
36:16 <Sharni> What
36:47 <nate> tahw ;L
37:09 <nate> twah
37:15 <Sharni> Shush
37:44 <nate> Sharni do u want a Fat Nate PIC!
38:06 <Sharni> I don't want nate full stop
38:23 <nate> ok do u need a fat nate pic!
39:40 <JackTheRipper> <Sharni> What I really need now is a 'fat nate pic'
39:53 <nate> http://www.silverdaddies-cruise.com/images/tumblr_mlq4xgJYda1rblzrjo1_500.jpg
40:05 <nate> that looks like me
40:07 <Sharni> :/
40:36 <JackTheRipper> jesus christ
40:46 <JackTheRipper> What on earth made you look up that image?
40:52 <nate> LOL
40:58 <nate> bookmarked
40:59 <JackTheRipper> What was the thought process behind it, nate?
40:59 <Sharni> He is a closet fag
41:07 <JackTheRipper> It would seem so, yes.
41:11 <nate> LOLOLOL
41:27 <Sharni> Yuck
42:00 <steven_> kekekekeeke
42:59 <nate> tasty sausage
43:01 <nate> comeon!
43:36 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m7njvwB-Ks
43:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pantera - 5 Minutes Alone (Official Video) (Oct 29, 2009) Length: 5:59 - Category: Music - 19,415,589 views views - 99,582 likes (98.1%), dislikes (1.9%)
43:50 <Sharni> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1060795177340776&id=100002309119220&ref=bookmarks
43:59 <Sharni> Nate ^^ bet that turns you on
44:13 <JackTheRipper> Better than the last link nate, much better.
44:46 <nate> nice boobs Sharni
44:53 Join: ^SuZi^ ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
44:55 <nate> if he didnt talk be good
45:10 <Sharni> Perky
45:11 <nate> suzi da hottest girl on irc
45:50 <nate> say something sweetness
46:00 Nick: ^SuZi^ is now known as Blitzkrieg
46:04 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Changing hosts
46:04 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
46:10 <nate> omg! its Blitzkrieg
46:53 <Sharni> nate + Blitzkrieg = <3
47:10 <nate> rub bellies
47:26 <Blitzkrieg> `op
47:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
47:45 <nate> `op sharmi shes magic
49:41 <Sharni> Fag
50:39 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4
50:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Justin Bieber - Baby ft. Ludacris (Feb 19, 2010) Length: 3:45 - Category: Music - 1,391,623,388 views views - 4,656,583 likes (42.4%), 6,328,767 dislikes (57.6%)
50:56 <Sharni> One
51:08 <Sharni> Omg ** steven_ really nigga
51:15 <nate> Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful sharmi
51:21 <steven_> kekeekek~
51:57 <Sharni> Lol
52:10 <steven_> nate - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4
52:11 <Blitzkrieg> I thought steven_ was cool till now
52:13 <steven_> that was the song
52:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Justin Bieber - Baby ft. Ludacris (Feb 19, 2010) Length: 3:45 - Category: Music - 1,391,623,388 views views - 4,656,588 likes (42.4%), 6,328,770 dislikes (57.6%)
52:19 <steven_> oops
52:27 <Sharni> Lol
52:28 <nate> yeah i like beebz
52:39 <nate> and beeaverz
52:45 <nate> and sometimes Sharnis cock
52:46 <steven_> i mean this one
52:47 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw-0pbY9JeU
52:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: twenty one pilots: Ride (Video) (May 13, 2015) Length: 3:45 - Category: Music - 59,881,633 views views - 515,272 likes (98.4%), 8,437 dislikes (1.6%)
52:54 <Sharni> steven_ just proved to everyone he has gay tendencies
53:43 <steven_> HE HE HE
53:54 Quit: BATMAN ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
53:56 <Sharni> Doesn't even disagree
53:56 <steven_> riiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
53:57 <nate> its not bad steven its like ya on holiday song
54:27 <steven_> NECK IT
54:32 <steven_> oh oh oh oh oh
54:39 <nate> I Put a Spell on Trump - Marilyn Manson
55:11 <nate> BECAUSE YOU;RE Mine TRUmp
55:34 <nate> Sharni is he chatting to u
55:39 <nate> no wonder he's 2 busy
55:46 <Sharni> No
55:57 * Blitzkrieg np: Alphaville - Forever Young (remix)
56:07 <Blitzkrieg> Wrong channel heh
56:10 <Sharni> He is obviously pulling himself off to your pics nate
56:18 <nate> not again!
56:20 <nate> LOLOL
57:24 <Sharni> Ha ha
02:06 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbIBBrJTSh8
02:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drake - Too Good (feat. Rihanna) Views (Jun 7, 2016) Length: 3:35 - Category: Music - 1,152,182 views views - 7,567 likes (89.9%), 848 dislikes (10.1%)
04:41 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2bBZvSPpOo
04:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drake - 0 to 100 / The Catch Up (Explicit). (Jun 1, 2014) Length: 6:08 - Category: Entertainment - 36,173,231 views views - 157,850 likes (96.1%), 6,454 dislikes (3.9%)
07:47 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
07:53 <President_Trump> is Sharni hitting on nate again?
08:01 <Blitzkrieg> nate is her secret lover
08:13 <Blitzkrieg> But she has to use a strap on
08:13 <nate> secret?:)
08:40 <Sharni> No
08:43 <Blitzkrieg> Has anyone seen witchyslut around?
08:45 <steven_> not if its a guy
09:04 <amelia> witchykitten is gr8
09:14 <amelia> she voted me best hair so be nice
09:28 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ witchykitten
09:44 <Blitzkrieg> She's a filthy slut
09:47 <Blitzkrieg> Tops most on here
09:54 <amelia> steven_ got mad cos he only got 4th placr
10:04 <President_Trump> who got second third?
10:05 <Blitzkrieg> Hahah
10:10 <steven_> no idea
10:17 <steven_> i was busy that night
10:18 <amelia> must have been having a bad hair day
10:20 <steven_> otherwise i would of won
10:25 <amelia> mayo got 2nd
10:43 <amelia> steven_ put gel in his hair & everything
10:50 <amelia> he was def in it to win
10:54 <amelia> but still lost
10:58 <steven_> true
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