// #nerdhacks — 2016-05-18
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00:21:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h nate
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00:59:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
01:08:30 <Lumeah> lol topic
01:08:40 <Lumeah> lub joshy.
01:10:14 <Microsoft> LOLLLLLLLLLL
01:10:20 <Microsoft> I've just read the topic
01:11:04 <Lumeah> lol
01:11:18 <Microsoft> slinky_J lololol
01:11:26 * Microsoft kicks slinky_J in the nuts
01:11:51 <Lumeah> aww nah
01:11:55 <Lumeah> mean
01:12:02 <Lumeah> kick u in the nuts
01:12:11 <Microsoft> lol
01:12:20 <Microsoft> he would love that
01:12:27 <Microsoft> try yourself
01:12:37 <Microsoft> do it and he would give u a kiss
01:12:47 <President_Trump> it was actually slinky_J - I'm a bisexual
01:12:54 <President_Trump> but nate did one of his loser edits
01:13:49 <Microsoft> nate is a creepy little bastard
01:14:16 <President_Trump> so just for the record, slinky_J is not trisexual, slinky_J is bisexual
01:14:49 <President_Trump> what is level 7 trained?
01:15:07 <Microsoft> nfi
01:15:08 <Microsoft> bbl
01:15:30 * President_Trump slaps slinky_J around a bit with a large trout
01:19:43 <nate> R. Kelly - Same Girl
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01:35:04 <cherri_pie> wassssup nerds
01:35:30 <cherri_pie> silence in here
01:35:31 <nate> hiya big throbbing cherri
01:35:42 <cherri_pie> nate wassup
01:35:46 <cherri_pie> did you hear the good news nate
01:35:51 <cherri_pie> you are now alpha ranga in here
01:35:53 <nate> watching god of egypt;l
01:35:58 <nate> or gods
01:36:01 <cherri_pie> trump is your bitch nate
01:36:09 <cherri_pie> hes the beta ranga of the room
01:36:10 <nate> great
01:36:12 <nate> lol
01:36:18 <cherri_pie> yeh it was a big moment yesterdat
01:36:27 <cherri_pie> steven announced that you are the alpha ranga
01:36:42 <nate> u know trump is rich tho
01:36:53 <nate> i swear he has a job
01:36:57 <cherri_pie> the real trump is rich
01:36:58 <nate> stripper ;L
01:37:12 <cherri_pie> but the wannabe trump aka peddo in this room
01:37:17 <cherri_pie> is pretty poor
01:37:24 <nate> really!
01:37:27 <cherri_pie> yess
01:37:31 <nate> whats his income
01:37:38 <cherri_pie> in fact we've renamed him president peddo
01:37:44 <cherri_pie> i dont know what his income is
01:37:48 <cherri_pie> he makes it off child porn
01:37:55 <cherri_pie> peddo life
01:38:37 <cherri_pie> jerome is level 7 trained peddo
01:39:04 <cherri_pie> he can molest 7 kids at once
01:39:06 <cherri_pie> hahahah
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01:39:15 Kick: cherri_pie was kicked by thestig (thestig)
01:39:22 <thestig> thats better :D
01:39:31 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
01:39:54 <thestig> he has everyone on ignore he can fuckoff for the night lol
01:39:58 <President_Trump> i know
01:40:02 <President_Trump> im on ignore
01:40:04 <President_Trump> most people are
01:40:08 <President_Trump> he comes in here to pedo amelia
01:40:22 <thestig> sure does
01:41:44 <President_Trump> lol look at him in pd
01:41:48 <President_Trump> he's talking to u thestink
01:42:18 <thestig> is he having a sad lol
01:43:13 <President_Trump> no amelia, jen or plivent to pedo so he's gone
01:46:15 <Lumeah> rich isn't everything
01:46:55 <President_Trump> ?
01:47:39 <Lumeah> nope money makes u a comfortable asshole
01:47:40 <Lumeah> lol
01:48:13 <thestig> ??
01:48:37 <thestig> someone is noticing her i think
01:48:54 <President_Trump> i am going to fight skirmish to the death for Lumeah
01:49:02 <thestig> skirmish might win
01:49:11 <Lumeah> aww thx hun
01:49:57 <Lumeah> i thought that along time ago thestig
01:50:02 <President_Trump> Lumeah's big white arse belongs to TRUMP
01:50:12 <thestig> trumps rump?
01:50:25 <Lumeah> lol
01:50:33 <Lumeah> it's not big. lol
01:51:03 <President_Trump> lets see a pic
01:51:10 <President_Trump> put a trump sign on your arse
01:51:19 <Lumeah> get fucked
01:51:21 <Lumeah> lol
01:51:28 <President_Trump> fat then
01:51:35 <President_Trump> big and fat
01:51:38 <Lumeah> fine
01:51:46 <Lumeah> think its fats
01:52:11 <President_Trump> i thought so
01:53:54 <President_Trump> do u have to buy two seats on the plane?
01:56:52 <nate> lumeah has been working out trump geeez ;l
01:57:08 <Lumeah> nah
01:57:22 <Lumeah> just one little one
01:57:52 <Lumeah> 'working out' is called work... n not eating twice
01:58:58 <nate> do u work at trumps factory
01:59:07 <Lumeah> nah
02:00:11 <President_Trump> Lumeah will u vote for trump?
02:00:34 <Lumeah> nah
02:00:58 <Lumeah> think he just wants the win
02:01:17 <Lumeah> has a god complex
02:02:29 <President_Trump> he has a god complex because he is a god
02:02:31 <President_Trump> u stupid?
02:04:04 <Lumeah> .... he doesn't have a complex then if he is actually God.
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08:44:57 <cgodfx> morning yall
08:49:39 <Glenn> Hi cgodfx!
08:54:37 <damian> gooood morning, critters
09:11:09 Join: sparkle ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
09:11:12 <sparkle> ello
09:11:17 <sparkle> steevenn
09:11:29 <sparkle> why didnt you answer your door lastnight
09:11:34 <sparkle> i was knocking for 10 minutes
09:11:46 <sparkle> ?
09:12:47 <sparkle> stinky j
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09:16:45 <sparkle> STiNKy GFaY
09:16:48 <sparkle> LOLLLLL
09:16:52 <sparkle> Glenn
09:16:55 <sparkle> hey buddo
09:20:30 <slinky_J> :D
09:20:36 <slinky_J> havent pooed for a day
09:20:36 <slinky_J> :P
09:21:21 <sparkle> lolz
09:21:29 <sparkle> push 1 out
09:23:15 <slinky_J> lols
09:23:17 <slinky_J> all dried up
09:25:42 <sparkle> :[[
09:25:45 <sparkle> i like poo
09:26:27 <slinky_J> hahaha
09:37:05 <sparkle> lolzzz
09:40:09 <sparkle> fart a condom like jon does
09:41:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@192.240.EE2A67.93992E
09:41:10 Kick: sparkle was kicked by ChanOP ([BlackDevil] greasy cumt [26131])
09:43:36 <thestig> cumt
09:44:40 <slinky_J> lolll
09:46:27 <BlackDevil> from yesterday
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09:56:53 <cgodfx> BlackDevil, can you use your irc op powers for me please
09:57:05 <cgodfx> can you op in #warez ?
09:58:05 <BlackDevil> have we done this before?
09:58:24 <cgodfx> not sure
10:04:33 <BlackDevil> let me look through my logs
10:05:12 <slinky_J> brushed me teeth
10:07:27 <cgodfx> ok no worries
10:07:33 <cgodfx> slinky_J - High five ?
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10:24:56 <slinky_J> ^5
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10:37:04 <BlackDevil> why does Lumeah2 make me so excited
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13:43:45 <slinky_J> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13240561_1111147818929008_1580840730496566889_n.jpg?oh=a2a2cb05c4b5cba2a2e7f74307707489&oe=57DCB48B
13:43:46 <slinky_J> A
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14:05:36 <BlackDevil> shave your balls most often slinky_J
14:05:41 <BlackDevil> gets rid of the rash
14:05:53 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
14:05:55 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
14:23:28 <grem> one needs to have balls before being able to shave em
14:24:01 <grem> PONG!
14:24:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiii
14:25:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat u do
14:25:30 <grem> wat i do wat
14:25:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> now
14:26:01 <grem> dunno
14:26:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> were u from
14:28:33 <grem> im not from around here
14:28:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> tell pong were
14:29:14 <grem> once you learn the difference between were, we're, and where
14:30:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ok pong has
14:36:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> #pooland
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15:30:19 <sparkle> gay dudes~!
15:30:30 <sparkle> steven will get knuckled on the head
15:30:36 <sparkle> LOOOOOLLLLLLLL
15:31:44 <sparkle> stephen hawking
15:31:46 <sparkle> aaaaaaaaaahahhaahahahahha
15:32:09 <sparkle> jon will gladly fart a rubber
15:32:11 <sparkle> aaaaaaaaaahahhaahahahahha
15:36:38 <BlackDevil> hey you greasy fuck
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15:37:20 <sparkle> hey doot
15:37:20 <sparkle> cgodfx
15:37:29 <sparkle> dootels
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15:49:49 <sparkle> hey doot
15:49:53 <sparkle> whats up doot
15:50:33 <t1sk> HEY SPARKLE
15:50:35 <t1sk> HEY SPARKLE
15:50:36 <t1sk> HEY SPARKLE
15:50:37 <t1sk> HEY SPARKLE
15:50:38 <t1sk> HEY SPARKLE
15:50:45 <t1sk> WHATS UP SPARKLE
15:50:46 <t1sk> WHATS UP SPARKLE
15:50:47 <t1sk> WHATS UP SPARKLE
15:50:48 <t1sk> WHATS UP SPARKLE
15:50:49 <t1sk> WHATS UP SPARKLE
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15:50:58 <sparkle> sarp
15:51:01 <sparkle> sarp doot
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16:19:08 <nate> steven nuts better yet
16:21:20 <Bonny> nate why so concerned about steven's nuts?
16:21:58 <nate> cause he is a gaming legend
16:22:06 <nate> needs his nuts in perfect order
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16:22:43 <Bonny> I somehow doubt that.. nuts are only good or producing sperm
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16:22:47 <nate> emma needs some lovin, im thinking of the little people :L
16:22:48 <Bonny> for*
16:23:03 <nate> loolol
16:23:14 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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16:23:16 <nate> nah no one wants sore nuts, i wonder how he is fixing them
16:23:38 <nate> steven doesnt like doctors
16:23:48 <Bonny> did you do something to them? like him fucking your cakehole?
16:24:01 <nate> nah perth sex trip didnt happen
16:24:25 <Bonny> uhuh
16:24:35 <nate> he says it was from lifting something heavy
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16:24:40 <nate> or twisting his groin
16:24:40 <Bonny> sure
16:24:45 <nate> or who knows
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16:24:55 <Bonny> you'd know about that
16:25:07 <Bonny> you instigated it didn't you?
16:25:31 <nate> i will help with an ice pack
16:25:35 * nate flys to perth
16:25:56 <nate> is perth lovely bonny have u been?
16:25:56 <Bonny> is steven your long distance lover?
16:26:04 <Bonny> been 3 times
16:26:21 <nate> i try sex anybody, lucky they always say no :D
16:26:28 <Bonny> lol
16:26:48 <Bonny> yeah your nuts could end up like steven_
16:27:12 <nate> heat from the xbox has ruined stevens nuts
16:28:22 <nate> that was a joke at my old work, ohh ive hurt my back what did u roll on the xbox controller :D
16:28:30 <nate> haha gamers :D
16:30:02 <sparkle> prett bumjacked stepho
16:30:03 <Bonny> lol
16:30:22 <nate> he would definately marry me in vegas
16:30:30 <nate> ahhh :D
16:32:23 <nate> sparkle u want a chicken burger
16:34:43 <sparkle> perhaps
16:38:25 <sparkle> nathan prett
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16:59:11 <PliventSucks> sup
16:59:21 <PliventSucks> nate you sexy motherfucker
16:59:56 <sparkle> hes a pooftet guys
17:00:04 <sparkle> hes a pooftr gutx
17:00:11 <PliventSucks> Hey Joel
17:00:18 <PliventSucks> Get fucked up by QLD Pol yet?
17:00:21 <sparkle> hes a poofter gutz
17:00:29 <PliventSucks> You fucking nutcase
17:00:36 <sparkle> hes a poofter gutz
17:00:43 <sparkle> hes a poofter gutz
17:00:46 <PliventSucks> Go turn yourself in at the RBWH mental ward
17:00:51 <sparkle> hes a poofter gutz
17:00:53 <sparkle> hes a pooftr gutx
17:00:55 <sparkle> hes a poofter gutz
17:01:19 Nick: PliventSucks is now known as KunivaNoHoper
17:01:19 <sparkle> hes a poofter gutz
17:01:23 <KunivaNoHoper> Kunty
17:01:27 <KunivaNoHoper> slinky_J
17:01:41 <KunivaNoHoper> wait
17:01:44 <KunivaNoHoper> is that legit Mac?
17:01:54 <KunivaNoHoper> like the same mac that gave Lara and Kynetic shit?
17:02:29 <KunivaNoHoper> Where is sik these days
17:02:31 <sparkle> smelly testicles
17:02:37 <sparkle> smelly testicles
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17:05:46 <sparkle> lumies
17:05:47 <sparkle> luv u
17:06:27 <sparkle> steven got hit over the head with a coffee mug by me
17:06:32 <KunivaNoHoper> hi lumeah
17:06:34 <KunivaNoHoper> its your old friend
17:06:36 <KunivaNoHoper> tokendaring
17:06:41 <KunivaNoHoper> hows your hair
17:09:11 <KunivaNoHoper> Lumeah
17:09:19 <KunivaNoHoper> oi slinky_J
17:09:22 <KunivaNoHoper> you mad cunt
17:09:30 <sparkle> that is
17:09:34 <sparkle> stinky gay to you
17:09:41 <KunivaNoHoper> lololol
17:09:44 <KunivaNoHoper> nice one Joel
17:09:57 <sparkle> yes
17:10:03 <KunivaNoHoper> m80
17:10:10 <sparkle> dogshit
17:10:18 <sparkle> eatin some dogshit
17:10:44 <Lumeah> Hi KunivaNoHoper
17:12:29 Quit: KunivaNoHoper ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
17:17:04 <sparkle> my smelly underpants
17:19:02 <Lumeah> I need remote lights
17:19:34 <Lumeah> I said hi kunny
17:21:09 <Lumeah> Hi joley
17:26:34 <Lumeah> Should i feel bad someone from school died n i have no fuck idea who they were?
17:27:14 <Arbition> Should you feel bad when a civilian dies in war?
17:27:42 <Arbition> You don't know them either...
17:28:02 <Arbition> It is one thing to think things shouldn't happen, and another to feel things
17:33:46 <Lumeah> No a good friend told me surely she was known by me.
17:37:26 <Arbition> I'm saying what you feel is something that you should just feel, but things you think you can decide on
17:43:02 * President_Trump slaps Lumeah around a bit with a large trout
17:43:08 <President_Trump> vote 1 trump
17:44:58 <sparkle> Lumeah
17:45:05 <sparkle> lumies
17:45:17 <sparkle> i luv u
17:48:07 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbfpW0pbvaU
17:48:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shawn Mendes - Stitches (Official Video) (Jun 24, 2015) Length: 4:00 - Category: Music - 450,558,964 views views - 3,113,577 likes (97.3%), 85,058 dislikes (2.7%)
17:48:40 <steven_> now im going to reach to my balls
17:52:48 <President_Trump> <+Sara-Serina> jebus u want me to pull out logs from when you said you wanted to kill pat just to get with me?
17:52:50 <President_Trump> loolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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17:59:18 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
17:59:54 <President_Trump> get me unbanned from melb slut
18:00:10 <nate> yeah
18:00:11 <Lumeah> Yeah that's gonna work
18:00:21 <President_Trump> why wouldnt it?
18:00:26 <nate> YEAH! Lumeahies get ya boyfriend trump unbanned
18:00:28 <President_Trump> clear communication
18:00:33 <Lumeah> Lol
18:00:44 <amelia> terrible language
18:00:48 <Lumeah> Clear harassment
18:01:04 <steven_> ha
18:01:31 <President_Trump> i just PIGGED DOWN some coke zero
18:01:35 <President_Trump> a happy drink
18:04:56 <nate> http://api.ning.com/files/Jks8s5*aIX7*R5dZpJcrKIXSqtAjyN*w-Rw*pQ0s-Rf7Y3yHF2WV5xLsHG2df1byW9q1LPjW2zgPcrUT4OCjNliAbIZwgIU8/seanpaulmadaroad.jpg
18:08:09 <nate> trumpy how are u son! send me a nude anytime
18:08:15 <President_Trump> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CitB6R2XAAErr7U.jpg
18:15:55 <steven_> coke zero is bad for you
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18:16:28 <steven_> you wont know untill about 10 more years
18:16:37 <steven_> wont matter to you trump you wont be here
18:16:42 <President_Trump> i like to live on the edge
18:16:51 <steven_> ur at the edge
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18:19:56 <President_Trump> steven_ walk around BEECHBORO shops with your gopro and ask everyone what they think of TRUMP
18:20:59 <steven_> forgot to take it out today
18:26:52 <Lumeah> All coke is bad
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18:47:46 <slinky_J> farted a bit
18:48:04 <Lumeah> Cuz your special?
18:48:44 <nate> slinky_J come over babe
18:48:51 <nate> i need someone warm and caring
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18:49:36 <Lumeah> Aqw
18:49:42 <Lumeah> What up nate?
18:50:01 <nate> wot junk food should i eat :D
18:50:21 <nate> im over it all :D
18:50:21 <nate> haha
18:50:22 <Lumeah> Corn chip
18:50:23 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:50:29 <President_Trump> i knew this bus job would mean u got mega fat again
18:50:30 <nate> if i had some trump dip
18:50:34 <President_Trump> when did u last go to the gym?
18:50:44 <nate> lol
18:50:45 <Lumeah> Chip and beer
18:50:53 <President_Trump> get 3 large pizzas and garlic bread
18:50:59 <President_Trump> from one of the cheapo pizza joints
18:52:12 <amelia> phantom will help you out
18:52:36 <nate> trump i will never cheat on you, cause no one else wants me :D
18:52:54 <nate> am i your dream man :P
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18:56:19 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
18:57:56 <nate> hi pong how is your poo lyfe
18:59:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ok
19:00:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> life is poo
19:00:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> such is poo
19:00:36 <nate> Bryan Adams - Summer of 69
19:01:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong want bowl of gravey grandma said no
19:01:18 <nate> lol
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19:12:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [IMG]http://i64.tinypic.com/mr8ym0.png[/IMG] pong drink gravey
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19:13:15 <nate> pong u look like me :D
19:13:18 <nate> dead sexy
19:13:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yea pong is sexy
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19:15:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> when we meet nate
19:16:07 <nate> i only meet for sex
19:16:15 <nate> jen rules
19:16:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ok then we go clubbing
19:16:45 <nate> deal
19:17:04 <steevenn> lololol
19:17:58 <nate> sweaty nate sex, bet u cannot wait pong
19:18:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> steevenn u want come?
19:18:28 <President_Trump> nate when did u last go to the gym?
19:18:32 <nate> today
19:18:34 <President_Trump> LIAR!
19:18:37 <nate> LOL
19:18:38 <nate> woy
19:18:44 <President_Trump> what did they say about your matchstick head?
19:18:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong never been
19:18:52 <slinky_J> i havent pooed in 2 days
19:18:55 <nate> ;p
19:18:58 <slinky_J> my tum is bloaty
19:19:04 <slinky_J> NEEDSA POO
19:19:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> President_Trump u have a screach face
19:19:20 <slinky_J> haha screech
19:19:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> from degrassi high
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19:24:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <+Jules> [[[[[pong]]]]] needs professional psychiatric help!!!
19:24:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <+Sara-Serina> lol
19:24:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y
19:25:43 <slinky_J> i am guna marry a bubble
19:25:52 <slinky_J> :3
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19:30:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
19:34:16 <nate> hi Blitzkrieg!
19:34:26 <nate> cuddle!
19:44:19 <steevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rldeeWjsxrE
19:44:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rihanna - Work ft. Drake (R3hab Remix) (Mar 20, 2016) Length: 3:40 - Category: Music - 4,156,773 views views - 41,490 likes (98.4%), 675 dislikes (1.6%)
19:44:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [IMG]http://i67.tinypic.com/33xhm3b.png[/IMG]
19:54:07 <slinky_J> i did a polish sausage poop
19:55:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> show
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20:11:52 <President_Trump> slinky_J
20:11:53 <President_Trump> for you
20:11:56 <President_Trump> trump is hitler!!!
20:12:01 <President_Trump> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CitKI4OVEAEaEkm.jpg
20:38:34 <Lumeah3> Ohhh great!
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20:43:18 <Lumeah> sup fuckers
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21:01:26 <Cgodfxx> Evening all
21:02:12 <nate> hi tisk
21:02:36 <Cgodfxx> No not risk
21:02:40 <Cgodfxx> Risk.
21:02:47 <Cgodfxx> Dam autocorrect
21:02:50 <nate> LOL
21:02:51 <Cgodfxx> Tisk
21:02:56 <nate> are u skirmishs bf
21:03:27 <nate> token la sting ring
21:03:34 <Cgodfxx> I am actually cgodfx
21:03:44 <Cgodfxx> I'm just not at work
21:03:45 <nate> ohh i see :D
21:03:46 <nate> lol
21:03:59 <nate> have a coffee
21:04:09 <Cgodfxx> I feel insulted
21:04:10 <President_Trump> are skirmish and token la sting ring real life friends?
21:04:19 <Cgodfxx> Calling me tisk
21:04:19 <nate> LOLOL
21:04:38 <nate> i was hoping
21:04:38 <Cgodfxx> I tried to connect with kiwi irc
21:04:40 <nate> tisk is cool
21:04:52 <nate> not stable but cool
21:04:58 <Cgodfxx> But of course loopy has ruined it for me
21:05:46 <Cgodfxx> Ahh cause my host is optusnet
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21:08:23 <Cgodfxx> Where is tisk anyways
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21:09:41 <nate> dunno rehab
21:10:01 <Cgodfxx> As quotes from blitzkreig "raging at a cupboard door"
21:10:31 Quit: Glenn ([email protected]) Quit: System re-start required.
21:10:36 <Cgodfxx> It's sharni
21:10:37 <Cgodfxx> Hello
21:11:06 <nate> sharni still picking up dem hot gym boys
21:11:07 <Guest_231> Damn
21:11:15 Nick: Guest_231 is now known as Sharni
21:11:20 <Sharni> Can't hide
21:11:31 <Sharni> Shut Nate
21:11:37 <Sharni> Shut up *************
21:11:54 <President_Trump> shutup nate
21:11:55 <President_Trump> she's mine
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21:12:36 <nate> okies
21:12:38 <Sharni> I own myself... I'm no ones
21:12:47 <nate> Sharni is worth owning
21:12:51 <Sharni> Why am I even here
21:12:55 <Sharni> I don't even know
21:12:57 <nate> u get herrr trump!
21:13:02 <Sharni> I miss Amelia and Emma
21:13:04 <President_Trump> nate shutup or u will scare her off again
21:13:05 <Sharni> And Steven
21:13:07 <Sharni> That's it
21:13:07 <President_Trump> how are u Sharni?
21:13:13 <nate> amelia is on a hot date
21:13:15 <President_Trump> Sharni u miss trump
21:13:16 <nate> she will be back later
21:13:23 <Sharni> Nice
21:13:26 <Sharni> I'm good
21:13:28 <Sharni> Same shit
21:13:45 <President_Trump> where have you been?
21:14:09 <Sharni> Everywhere but here
21:14:29 <Sharni> This shit is getting boring... Too many drop kicks
21:14:38 <President_Trump> herb has gone
21:14:39 <Sharni> Aka Nate and jerrome
21:14:46 <President_Trump> oh yeah
21:14:49 <President_Trump> they are both losers
21:14:49 <Sharni> Yep
21:14:52 <Sharni> Yep
21:14:55 <Sharni> Agreed
21:15:05 <steevenn> sup sharni
21:15:13 <steevenn> wb slart
21:15:14 <Sharni> Hey babez
21:15:31 <Sharni> Thanks babez
21:16:22 <nate> give natey a kizzy
21:16:29 <Sharni> Never
21:16:39 <nate> amelia says that 2 :D
21:16:42 <nate> hahah
21:16:45 <nate> smart girls
21:17:23 <Sharni> Pretty sure most of the female population would
21:17:34 <nate> they do
21:17:40 * nate crys on trump
21:17:40 <Sharni> Like 99.9% of the female population
21:17:51 <nate> ohh my .1 i gots a chance ;D
21:17:56 <Sharni> Yea
21:18:04 <Sharni> If you like females with dicks
21:18:10 <nate> lol
21:18:40 <nate> trump is a female with a dick
21:18:44 <nate> so hot right now
21:18:50 <Sharni> Yea
21:18:50 <President_Trump> nate stop pedoing
21:18:59 <Sharni> Have you been sending him selfies?
21:20:50 <nate> of course
21:21:22 <President_Trump> Sharni
21:21:27 <Sharni> Trump
21:21:37 <President_Trump> my hard drive died so i lost my personalised Sharni TRUMP pics, please re-send
21:21:55 <Sharni> Lol
21:22:00 <Sharni> I don't have them sorry
21:22:17 <Sharni> Guess your going to have to pull yourself to the selfie of Nate
21:22:18 <President_Trump> make new ones
21:22:32 <Sharni> Never
21:22:35 <Sharni> Ever
21:22:37 <Sharni> Eve r
21:22:55 <President_Trump> why not?
21:25:36 <Sharni> Cause you know why.. Fuck the Internet and everyone on it
21:25:39 <Sharni> That's why
21:25:54 <thestig> oh looks sharni cracked
21:25:58 <thestig> mack to irc lol
21:26:01 <thestig> back
21:26:16 <Sharni> Especially IRC a bunch of low life cunts who have no life
21:26:25 <Sharni> Hi thestig babez I missed ya
21:26:35 <Sharni> I have no life
21:26:44 <President_Trump> welcome home Sharni
21:26:46 <Sharni> So jokes on me
21:26:48 <Sharni> Yep
21:26:53 <thestig> hi sharns
21:26:58 <thestig> dont babez me
21:26:59 <Sharni> Thanks I feel as if I belong in a community
21:27:00 <thestig> :)
21:27:05 <Sharni> Sorry Hunz
21:27:21 <thestig> or hunz
21:27:22 <thestig> lol
21:27:27 <Sharni> Ok cunt
21:27:33 <thestig> finally
21:27:33 <Sharni> Cunt it is too bad
21:27:38 <Sharni> Lol
21:27:53 <thestig> sup cuntttt
21:28:03 <Sharni> No
21:28:11 <Sharni> Slart
21:28:13 <Sharni> Thanks
21:28:37 <Sharni> Make sure it's slart not slut that word is terrible
21:28:50 <Sharni> Especially when I'm not a slut
21:28:54 <thestig> why do they say stop slut shaming?
21:29:01 <Sharni> Yea
21:29:02 <thestig> are they admiting to being sluts?
21:29:14 <thestig> IM A SLUT BUT STOP SHAMING ME
21:29:19 <Sharni> Why are guys allowed to be sluts and us girls get judged
21:29:22 <Sharni> It's not fair
21:29:47 <nate> girls mostly call each other sluts ;l
21:29:51 <Sharni> Lol
21:30:02 <Sharni> Nate I would call you a slut but your not getting any
21:30:02 <President_Trump> that's true, Sharni calls jen a slut
21:30:07 <Sharni> No I don't
21:30:15 <nate> im waiting for my .01
21:30:17 <Sharni> She can fuck as many guys as she wants
21:30:27 <Sharni> Good luck nate
21:31:54 <President_Trump> i had forgotten who u hated
21:31:58 <President_Trump> so just nate and jerome
21:32:03 <President_Trump> love trump
21:32:06 <President_Trump> rest in the middle?
21:32:31 <Sharni> Trump your border line
21:32:38 <Sharni> But your fun
21:32:51 <thestig> girls can be sluts like guys
21:32:54 <thestig> nothing wrong with it
21:32:54 <President_Trump> borderline marriage eh?
21:32:57 <Sharni> One of the border line people here
21:32:58 <Sharni> No
21:33:03 <Sharni> No marriage
21:33:08 <Sharni> I'm a slart
21:33:09 <President_Trump> who are the other borderlines?
21:33:11 <Sharni> Sometimes
21:33:16 <Sharni> Depends on the weather
21:33:22 <Sharni> No one
21:33:45 <President_Trump> a lot of fun has gone out of the channel since !gamble left
21:34:44 <Sharni> Did you miss me guys
21:34:55 <President_Trump> i did quite a lot
21:35:11 * Sharni blushes
21:35:55 <President_Trump> how long were u gone?
21:36:45 <Sharni> Idk
21:37:05 <Sharni> One month and one day
21:37:09 <Sharni> Pretty good
21:37:15 <President_Trump> how many times did u almost crack and come back?
21:37:26 <nate> send trump a nude for fun
21:38:20 <Sharni> This is the first
21:38:25 <Sharni> No
21:38:29 <nate> lol
21:38:31 <Sharni> Trump has more morals than you
21:38:39 <President_Trump> nate i still have the old nudes she sent me
21:38:49 <Sharni> Lies
21:38:51 <nate> wank bank?
21:38:52 <Sharni> No nudes
21:39:06 <Sharni> I thought your hard drive shat it self
21:39:22 <nate> thats oskar
21:39:26 <President_Trump> i saved the nudes to multiple places
21:39:28 <nate> ho ho hum
21:42:55 <Sharni> You most love them that much
21:43:00 <Sharni> To even call them nudes lol
21:43:28 <Sharni> Anyways what's the goss anything interesting
21:43:34 <Sharni> What have I missed
21:44:33 <Sharni> Talk to mehhhhhhh
21:47:55 <nate> steven has sore nuts
21:47:58 <nate> thats about it
21:48:57 <nate> i wanted to go for a sex trip like jen to perth, but no one wanted to sex me as usual :D
21:49:05 <President_Trump> lol
21:49:08 <nate> wheres my .01!
21:49:09 <President_Trump> it's true
21:49:16 <President_Trump> nate was planning a sex trip to pedo amelia
21:49:19 <President_Trump> but she dumped him
21:49:27 <President_Trump> and nate threw a tanty and deleted her off skype
21:49:34 <President_Trump> good goss?
21:49:42 <Sharni> Lolololol
21:49:46 <Sharni> Love it
21:50:11 <nate> shes more into lean guys like trump who drink coke zero
21:50:13 <Sharni> Pretty sure Nates the one with the sore nutz
21:50:21 <Sharni> Blue balls for dayz
21:50:35 <President_Trump> so now nate is stuck staying at thestig's house pedoing each other on stig's home gym
21:50:46 <Sharni> Hawt
21:50:48 <nate> that'll do nicely
21:50:49 <thestig> il ike this new sharni
21:51:05 <Sharni> thestig explain ?
21:51:09 <thestig> trump i live in adelaide
21:51:10 <Sharni> New ?
21:51:20 <President_Trump> no you dont
21:51:21 <thestig> yes totes diff
21:51:22 <nate> new sharni, does she smell like tuna :D
21:51:42 <nate> TUNA fishez
21:51:42 <Sharni> Nah no diffs
21:51:49 <President_Trump> i try to say pedo or pedoing every four or five lines, that's new
21:52:07 <thestig> trump got rejected by slinky j
21:52:46 <Sharni> nate no sorry I don't know what the .01% of females your sleeping with but my tip is not to hook up with the homeless females
21:52:59 <Sharni> I know you get desperate at times but still
21:53:30 <President_Trump> some other news, nate showed some pics of some beasts he was trying to hook up with on Tinder
21:53:32 <thestig> stop homeless shaming!
21:54:01 <Sharni> thestig I'm not
21:54:12 <thestig> im jokin
21:54:13 <Sharni> President_Trump pics ?
21:54:18 <Sharni> Ok
21:54:24 <President_Trump> one of them was black LOL
21:54:28 <Sharni> Hawt
21:54:33 <President_Trump> show pics nate
21:54:44 <Sharni> Tinder is yucky
21:54:44 <nate> they didnt wanna meet me
21:54:55 <nate> :o
21:55:21 <Sharni> Loloolollolloololololollo
21:55:28 <President_Trump> show Sharni the pics
21:55:32 <President_Trump> just the blue dress one will do
21:55:48 <Sharni> Well nate it's going to be hard to find that .01% of females
21:56:18 <President_Trump> he meant .01% of 1%
21:56:21 <Sharni> Yes show
21:56:26 <Sharni> It didn't connect
21:56:36 <nate> trump is ment to save these pics
21:56:42 <nate> hes such a meanie
21:56:49 <Sharni> If you look closely there a dot
21:56:54 <Sharni> He only saves mine
21:56:55 <President_Trump> trump my hard drive crashed, i need to try and recover it tho so i can find the Sharni nudes
21:57:02 <President_Trump> i mean nate lol
21:57:20 <Sharni> Lol use to taking to yourself trumpy
21:57:22 <nate> how da fuck did it crash 2 much porn?
21:57:30 <President_Trump> i talk in the third person a lot
21:57:37 <Sharni> Probs
21:57:44 <Sharni> Rightio
21:59:51 <Sharni> This place is dead now
22:00:02 <Sharni> Not enough drama
22:00:02 <President_Trump> i totally agree it is dead
22:00:05 <President_Trump> poor leadership
22:00:13 <Sharni> It's because I left
22:00:23 <Sharni> They had no one to pick on :(
22:00:39 <nate> are u a booger Sharni :D
22:00:40 <President_Trump> nate's a bully
22:00:47 * Sharni grabs a tissue
22:00:53 <President_Trump> nate's a bully and pedo
22:00:59 * nate giggle farts on trumps bed
22:01:03 <Sharni> Everyone bully's me
22:01:34 <Sharni> Like I understand they are sexually frustrated but why take it out on me
22:01:41 <President_Trump> when will u buy some lipstick?
22:02:10 <nate> lipstick for my dipstick
22:02:23 <Sharni> I don't wear lipstick
22:02:39 <President_Trump> thats why i asked when u will buy some
22:02:44 <Sharni> Never
22:03:02 <Sharni> Ever
22:03:06 <President_Trump> have u been to the pokies again?
22:03:11 <Sharni> No
22:03:18 <Sharni> No moneys
22:03:32 <Sharni> Need to save for my purple Holden
22:03:44 <Sharni> So far I've got $30c
22:03:53 <Sharni> You guys should donate
22:04:20 <President_Trump> donate 4 nudes
22:04:21 <Sharni> I'll start up a FundMe account
22:04:26 <Sharni> Yea sure
22:05:03 <Sharni> No promises that they will be mine
22:05:11 <Sharni> But yea nudes for cash
22:05:36 <President_Trump> Sharni nudes for cash with personalised trump writing
22:05:42 <Sharni> Yep
22:05:59 <Sharni> I'll go to a nude beach and get them to hold a sign up
22:06:16 <President_Trump> gimme your addy so i know where to send it
22:06:54 <Sharni> I'll give you my PayPal
22:07:05 <Sharni> Or bank details
22:07:14 <President_Trump> no
22:07:16 <President_Trump> home address
22:07:23 <Sharni> $10000 and that's a deal
22:07:33 <President_Trump> k
22:07:34 <Sharni> Yea I'll give you the one on my licence
22:07:43 <President_Trump> then u wont get your money
22:07:51 <President_Trump> some refugees will
22:07:54 <Sharni> Cunt
22:08:28 <Sharni> Whatever floats your boat cause their boat is barely floating
22:08:40 <nate> Sharni are u marrying trump for 10k
22:09:13 <Sharni> 10billion **
22:09:27 <Sharni> a year *
22:09:30 <nate> lol
22:09:39 <Sharni> yep
22:09:53 <Sharni> If you want me to marry you it 100 billion a week
22:09:57 <nate> trump can u still fuck three times a day :L
22:10:14 <Sharni> Ohh there's no sex in this marriage
22:10:15 <nate> morning noon and mid trump night
22:10:16 <President_Trump> that 10 billion a year includes a lot of sex
22:10:24 <President_Trump> yes 12 times per day
22:10:29 <nate> hahaha
22:10:32 <nate> 12 LOL
22:10:35 <President_Trump> all anal
22:11:04 <Sharni> nate can you handle 12 butt fucks a day
22:11:10 <Sharni> Should be use to it ?
22:11:13 <nate> yes im desperate
22:11:18 <Sharni> Sweet
22:11:45 <Sharni> Arrange marriage between Nate and trump
22:12:01 <nate> thestig will be best man
22:12:03 <Sharni> They will somehow make beautiful ranga babies together
22:14:51 <President_Trump> how much for jerome to marry u Sharni?
22:15:26 <nate> jerome is 28
22:15:29 <nate> it could work
22:15:35 <President_Trump> and he can get good ice
22:15:38 <nate> 2 sexy young people
22:16:02 <Sharni> Money couldn't bring that marriage together
22:16:05 <nate> plivvy would have to be on top doe
22:16:10 <Sharni> It's highly impossible
22:16:22 <nate> hes a small man
22:17:07 <slinky_J> pew pew
22:17:15 <President_Trump> how much for slinky_J?
22:17:23 <slinky_J> oi
22:17:34 <Sharni> 200 billion a week
22:17:37 <nate> i fink Sharni gets enough yummie dudes
22:17:44 <Sharni> Yea
22:17:44 <nate> doesnt need yucky irc boys
22:17:45 <slinky_J> 200 billion
22:17:46 <Sharni> I do
22:17:55 <slinky_J> dont put me down u fat lump
22:17:56 <Sharni> Very true nate
22:17:57 <slinky_J> :P
22:18:07 <President_Trump> lol 200 billion, nate was only 100
22:18:16 * slinky_J slaps President_Trump around a bit with a large trout
22:18:19 <slinky_J> stop talkin about me
22:18:28 <Sharni> slinky_J be nice I can't help that I'm fat
22:18:29 <President_Trump> slinky_J is good now, on new meds
22:18:29 <nate> trump u so NAughty
22:18:42 <slinky_J> we r ALL fat
22:18:50 <Sharni> Oh
22:18:53 <nate> trump an't fat hes on coke zero
22:19:00 <Sharni> I feel better about my self now
22:19:14 <President_Trump> nate is 130kg
22:19:21 <President_Trump> most of it is fat
22:19:30 <nate> yup want a pic;l
22:19:38 <Sharni> I'm like .01% bigger
22:19:52 <nate> Sharni is 131 kg?
22:19:59 <nate> woah
22:20:09 <Sharni> Yea
22:20:29 <Sharni> Hawt and I still get all the boys
22:20:37 <nate> how do u doooooo it!
22:20:51 <Sharni> I just open me fat thighs and say who wants it
22:21:12 <President_Trump> i am trying to save up the 10 billion
22:23:58 <President_Trump> Sharni jen has been talking lately about eating kfc all day
22:24:20 <Sharni> Yum
22:24:40 <Sharni> I haven't eaten kfc in like 3 week
22:24:43 <Sharni> Weeks
22:24:50 <President_Trump> u prefer mcdonalds
22:24:53 <President_Trump> most girls do
22:25:03 <President_Trump> wank on the chips are best there
22:26:04 <Sharni> Yep
22:26:09 <Sharni> I like food
22:26:26 <Sharni> But I'm trying to lose .01% of my weight
22:26:35 <Sharni> 130kgs is Hawt
22:26:43 <Sharni> Flab rolls for days
22:26:56 <President_Trump> .01% is about 10 grams
22:27:00 <Sharni> Yep
22:27:10 <Sharni> Have to be perfect
22:28:32 <Sharni> My puppy is breathing heavily into my ears I think that's karma
22:29:44 <President_Trump> that's what i'll be doing when we have anal on our honeymoon
22:29:47 <Sharni> IM FAT I HAVE A EXCUSE
22:29:53 <Sharni> Hawt
22:30:39 <Sharni> Me tired
22:30:49 <President_Trump> what did u do today?
22:30:56 <Sharni> Nothing
22:31:05 <Sharni> Eat shit sleep repeat
22:31:22 <President_Trump> go down the user list and say you who u like, and who u hate, and u dont have to mention anyone u are neutral on
22:31:43 <Sharni> I don't hate anyone
22:31:49 <President_Trump> what about nate?
22:31:54 <President_Trump> we all hate him
22:31:57 <Sharni> Time to forgive and forget
22:32:03 <Sharni> I'll just pick on him
22:32:05 <President_Trump> nate you're in lollllllllllllllllllllllll
22:32:06 <Sharni> It's fun
22:32:14 <Sharni> No never
22:32:25 <President_Trump> nate she's up for a pedo
22:32:28 <steevenn> Sharni only has eyes for me
22:32:39 <Sharni> I'm not the .01% of the female population that would fuck him
22:32:43 <Sharni> Yep
22:32:49 <steevenn> ;p
22:32:54 <Sharni> :P shh
22:33:00 <Sharni> Don't tell them
22:33:06 <steevenn> i got gopro workng
22:33:11 <President_Trump> u know .01% is 1/10000, that's a bit high dont u think?
22:33:12 <steevenn> so im going to record the trip to work tommorow
22:33:28 <Sharni> Us working ?
22:33:42 <Sharni> Lol President_Trump no
22:33:48 <Sharni> Be nice
22:34:26 <President_Trump> steevenn take it over to loopys and knock on the door
22:34:34 <Sharni> Yes do it
22:34:41 <President_Trump> pretend u are a nigger
22:35:28 <nate> Sharni is 2 young n beautiful for me, she needs a sugar daddy like trump
22:35:46 <nate> how much money do u make a year trump?
22:35:47 <President_Trump> Sharni will be my trophy wife
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22:36:01 <President_Trump> nate it will take me 5 years to save up the $10 billion required
22:36:05 <Sharni> I'm taken
22:36:08 <Sharni> Sorry
22:36:14 <nate> Sharni u have a new bf!
22:36:16 <nate> sweeet
22:36:23 <President_Trump> lol u arent taken
22:36:31 <Sharni> Many
22:36:47 <Sharni> I'm just taken ok
22:37:17 <President_Trump> liar
22:37:20 <President_Trump> ur trumps
22:37:34 <Sharni> No
22:37:53 <Sharni> I told you 10billion a week and I'm yours
22:38:03 <President_Trump> ill have it in 5 years
22:38:04 <Sharni> But contract says no sex
22:38:30 <Sharni> I can fuck who I want but not you
22:38:30 <President_Trump> there wil be sex, we will have so much sex, and it will all be anal as the contract says
22:38:41 <Sharni> Just need a sugar daddy
22:38:51 <Sharni> Nah don't want you than
22:39:40 <Sharni> I'm hungry
22:39:56 <President_Trump> make a quick trip to maccas, take pics
22:40:02 <Sharni> No
22:40:07 <President_Trump> more nudes
22:40:10 <Sharni> Too fat already
22:40:12 <President_Trump> like last time
22:40:32 <Sharni> No
22:40:40 <Sharni> That was one off
22:40:53 <President_Trump> lol
22:40:58 <President_Trump> u were in a good mood then coz u were gettin laid
22:41:00 <nate> trump u never post pics yet u ask for many :L
22:41:26 <nate> how about a nice trump pic smoking on the toilet
22:41:46 <Sharni> I got laid last night
22:41:51 <President_Trump> Sharni do u like cherri_pie?
22:41:56 <Sharni> I'm in good mood
22:42:04 <President_Trump> no u didnt
22:42:30 <Sharni> Don't be jelly
22:42:41 <President_Trump> Sharni do u like cherri_pie?
22:42:54 <Sharni> I don't have a problem with him
22:43:00 <President_Trump> k
22:43:03 <Sharni> Seems normal
22:43:04 <President_Trump> hes been doing a bit of pedoing lately
22:43:08 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllll normal
22:43:18 <Sharni> That's normal for on here
22:44:39 <President_Trump> do u miss jen?
22:44:56 <Sharni> No
22:45:09 <Sharni> She's on my fb
22:45:31 <President_Trump> tell her to come on irc
22:45:38 <Sharni> Nah
22:46:00 <President_Trump> tell her trump's in the house
22:46:13 <Sharni> Nah
22:46:18 <Sharni> Your always here
22:46:21 <President_Trump> ur boring
22:46:27 <Sharni> So are you m
22:46:33 <Sharni> Ignore the m
22:46:36 <President_Trump> k not talking anymore
22:46:41 <Sharni> Fat finger syndrome
22:46:45 <Sharni> Fine
22:46:51 <nate> u two can watch a tv show together
22:46:55 <nate> wot will it be
22:47:05 <Sharni> Orange is the new black
22:47:27 <Sharni> We can watch the lesbians get off
22:47:51 <Sharni> Anyways night
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22:49:02 <nate> trump did u enjoy sharni
22:49:07 <nate> cute
22:49:11 <President_Trump> nah
22:49:12 <President_Trump> boring
22:49:27 <President_Trump> u know when ui remember something good then u get it and remember how bad it was
22:51:46 <steevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
22:51:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drake - Hotline Bling (Oct 26, 2015) Length: 4:56 - Category: Music - 736,143,620 views views - 3,523,385 likes (91.9%), 312,510 dislikes (8.1%)
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23:17:37 <slinky_J> touch my hairy chest
23:27:20 <Bonny> ewwwww gorilla in the mist
23:33:33 <slinky_J> haha
23:33:39 <slinky_J> that's two men in a shower!
23:38:32 <President_Trump> Bonny earlier you were asking about why steevenn has sore testicles, it was because he has been tea bagging nate
23:42:17 <President_Trump> slinky_J how u bro
23:44:01 <slinky_J> shaved off ma moustach
23:45:08 <President_Trump> do u miss skirmish?
23:45:15 <slinky_J> what
23:45:29 <slinky_J> have stupid conversations with yourself
23:46:29 <President_Trump> ??
23:47:01 <President_Trump> do u rather have stupid conversations with skirmish or myself?
23:47:05 <President_Trump> or BOTH
23:47:09 <President_Trump> both at once
23:47:11 <slinky_J> lol
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