// #nerdhacks — 2016-05-04
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21:08:00 <ND> beds looking good
21:08:00 <President_Trump> why do u ask Blitzkrieg
21:08:00 <Blitzkrieg> It is
21:08:00 <Skirmish> President_Trump: Lumeah would love all the attention she can get. If you've seen her picture you would understand that attention isn't something she gets regularly unless it's the asians around sydney running from her screaming GODZIRRA!
21:09:00 <Blitzkrieg> You'd move in on Lumeah?
21:09:00 <ND> Lumeah owns u Skirmish
21:10:00 <President_Trump> i have seen Lumeah's WATERMELON TTZ
21:10:00 <Skirmish> ND: I hope you acting like a cuck to impress her works. I really do.
21:10:00 <President_Trump> AND I LIKE WHAT I SEE
21:10:00 <ND> $100 Lumeah is really Skirmish's IRL wife
21:11:00 <Blitzkrieg> There needs to be photographic evidence of watermelons
21:11:00 <ND> she beats him
21:11:00 <amelia> President_Trump definitely wears glasses
21:11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Holding a #nerdhacks sign for verification
21:11:00 <Skirmish> Come on ND I can take a lot of insults but that one is fucking low. My wife does not look like a monster.
21:11:00 <President_Trump> i dont wear glasses, i was actually told i have better than 20/20 vision
21:11:00 <Skirmish> You should be a sniper in the SAS President_Trump.
21:12:00 <Skirmish> With your super scope vision.
21:12:00 <Lumeah> amelia: i wouldn't want a friend of mine to become a woman
21:12:00 <amelia> wotchu mean Lumeah?
21:12:00 <Lumeah> he wishes
21:13:00 <Skirmish> Nobody knows what she means. She is constantly making absolutely no sense.
21:13:00 <Blitzkrieg> My optometrist said I had better than 20/20 until I enquired about laser surgery
21:13:00 <Blitzkrieg> Suddenly it was "not the best as it is"
21:13:00 <Skirmish> Why would you enquire if you had better than 20/20?
21:14:00 <Skirmish> I am considering laser to get rid of my glasses.
21:14:00 <Blitzkrieg> I didn't. I just did an eye test and she commented on it
21:14:00 <Blitzkrieg> So I asked about laser surgery so no more glasses were needed
21:14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Apparently I'd lose my better than 20/20 vision
21:15:00 <Lumeah> transgender rumors sorry i like the man as the man.. but then if thats a hard worked for dream.. not my place to say.
21:16:00 <Blitzkrieg> I think Lumeah is saying she's into trannys now....
21:16:00 <Blitzkrieg> O.o
21:16:00 <ND> Skirmish is transgender hes a woman
21:16:00 <Lumeah> yup hes gonna cut his dick up n shuve it up inside
21:16:00 <Lumeah> thats the go
21:16:00 <Skirmish> Ok ... lol
21:17:00 <ND> (s)he does
21:17:00 <Blitzkrieg> <@Lumeah> yup hes gonna cut his dick off and shuve it up inside me
21:17:00 <Lumeah> seriously boobs too? or just destroying man hood.
21:17:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wtf?
21:17:00 <Skirmish> I need to research what I want my gender pronouns to be as I move to identify sexually as a refigerator.
21:18:00 <Lumeah> i didn't type that
21:18:00 <Lumeah> lol
21:18:00 <steven_> lol
21:19:00 <Skirmish> I've met people with down syndrome that look like Steven Hawking compared to you Lumeah. How did you get so dumb or is it an amazing act?
21:19:00 <Lumeah> im just floored.. i like girly men... not wanting them to be actual woman but its not my dream.
21:19:00 <Blitzkrieg> Is that what drew you to Pieter?
21:20:00 <Skirmish> With such a wide and diverse range of men that you 'like' why do you think you are still single in your 40's?
21:20:00 <Blitzkrieg> He looked a bit of a faggot?
21:20:00 <Lumeah> im not in my 40's
21:20:00 <amelia> anyway
21:20:00 <Skirmish> You're not? Oh ... sorry.
21:21:00 <Skirmish> I just thought from your pics that you were.
21:21:00 <Lumeah> who am i to stop someone wanting to be a woman... no matter what i feel.
21:21:00 <Lumeah> oh shut up skirmish
21:22:00 <Lumeah> no you're just not in the loop fuccker
21:22:00 <Skirmish> You should choose a good quality sunscreen/moisturiser to protect you from the premature aging the sun is causing.
21:22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Fucker*
21:22:00 <Lumeah> ta
21:23:00 <amelia> where's stevens lil puzzles
21:23:00 <amelia> i loved playing puzzle games on MSN
21:23:00 <amelia> fuckin loser
21:24:00 <Lumeah> i don't want it to happen.
21:24:00 <Blitzkrieg> MSN was fun
21:24:00 <Blitzkrieg> That battleship game
21:24:00 <amelia> yah that one was cool too
21:24:00 <amelia> and some card game
21:24:00 <Blitzkrieg> And knocking on peoples screens
21:24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Good ol days
21:25:00 <amelia> showing wot you listening to but forgetting and then watching porn
21:25:00 <amelia> güd times güd times
21:25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
21:25:00 <Skirmish> Remember the msn plus addon that made it even cooler!
21:25:00 <amelia> no
21:25:00 <Blitzkrieg> "Amelia is now watching: 2 girls 1 cup vol 2"
21:26:00 <Skirmish> You weren't cool then.
21:26:00 <amelia> ahahahaaha
21:26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yessss msn+
21:26:00 <Blitzkrieg> I remember that
21:26:00 <amelia> I'm joking it was fam computer sif download porn
21:26:00 <amelia> msn+ wot was diff
21:26:00 <Skirmish> Sif download. Stream.
21:26:00 <amelia> i only remember it as msn
21:26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Away messages... extra emoticons... etc
21:26:00 <amelia> ohhhhh
21:26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Msn+ was an addon someone wrote
21:26:00 <Skirmish> amelia: It was an addon that gave it extra functionality.
21:26:00 <amelia> i remembers
21:26:00 <amelia> maybe
21:27:00 <amelia> I remember lotsa emoticons n you could add ones that weren't stock standard
21:27:00 <Skirmish> I was kind of seeing a girl that had it on her laptop and I thought I was super clever and turned off logging but that stupid addon kept logging and it caught me organising to hook up with her friend.
21:27:00 <amelia> i liked the pokey face wif squinty eyes
21:27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yeah you could get packs
21:27:00 <Lumeah> seeeeee
21:27:00 <amelia> like dis 😝
21:27:00 <Lumeah> cheater
21:28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Msn+ was similar in concept to the scripts people use on here
21:28:00 <amelia> you shit head Skirmish
21:28:00 <Skirmish> amelia: I was 19. It wasn't serious with this girl. I think she was just cut her friend was so keen.
21:28:00 <Lumeah> phhht
21:28:00 <President_Trump> did it come out her throat?
21:28:00 <Skirmish> President_Trump: No she was a one off.
21:29:00 <Skirmish> That was a very weird and enjoyable experience. My first and only squirter.
21:30:00 <amelia> i think all girls can squirt its jus whether the male can get them to
21:30:00 <President_Trump> amelia wants it to come out her throat
21:30:00 <Skirmish> I think she was embarassed about the whole thing which is why it never became anything more than a one off.
21:30:00 <amelia> and also if the female is comfortable/relaxed
21:30:00 <Skirmish> amelia: Not in my experience, but nothing is impossible I guess.
21:31:00 <amelia> I mean jus speaking with my gfs, its not an uncommon thing
21:31:00 <amelia> based on them at least, maybe its jus coincidence
21:31:00 <President_Trump> when i hooked up for Lumeah she didnt squirt, she shitted
21:31:00 <Skirmish> You could unknowingly be the president of the squirters club of WA.
21:31:00 <Lumeah> lies
21:31:00 <amelia> ahahahaah
21:32:00 <amelia> i not talkin about me
21:32:00 <Skirmish> What are lies Lumeah?
21:32:00 <Lumeah> correct amelia
21:32:00 <Skirmish> lol wot the fuck is she on about?
21:33:00 <Lumeah> no hook up occurred
21:33:00 <Blitzkrieg> The topic of squirting I think
21:33:00 <Skirmish> I have no idea. She doesn't know how to communicate well.
21:33:00 <Skirmish> Hence why she mows lawns and lets the sun make her look like she's in her 40's.
21:34:00 <Skirmish> She will look like a wrinkly leather skin by the time she legit turns 40.
21:34:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah: How much for a cut?
21:34:00 <Lumeah> you're the dumb on if you still think thats the truth
21:35:00 <Skirmish> Lumies at the beach last weekend http://www.truebeautyjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Leather-Skin.jpg
21:35:00 <Lumeah> your wife?
21:35:00 <Skirmish> My wife is not named lumies. Nice try though.
21:37:00 <Blitzkrieg> How old is Lumeah anyway
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