// #nerdhacks — 2016-05-09
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07:07:27 Quit: SonOfKotek ([email protected]) Quit:
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07:07:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h shadsam
07:07:50 <shadsam> `op
07:07:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o shadsam
07:08:02 Mode: (by shadsam) +v shadsam
07:08:10 Mode: (by shadsam) +v Lumeah
07:33:48 <steven_> hehe
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10:02:24 <BruceBrown> hey thestig
10:04:23 <BruceBrown> u fucking DOGGGGGGG
10:04:30 <BruceBrown> filthy mutt
10:04:32 <BruceBrown> DOGGGGGGGG
10:04:36 <BruceBrown> U CUNT
10:05:15 Mode: (by thestig) +b *!*@192.126.36EE81.E3509E
10:05:18 Kick: BruceBrown was kicked by thestig (thestig)
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10:12:11 <BruceBrown> hey thestig
10:12:16 <BruceBrown> Good morning
10:12:38 <BruceBrown> nice day outside today isnt it
10:12:47 <BruceBrown> bit cold
10:12:47 <cgodfx> `kick BruceBrown
10:12:48 Kick: BruceBrown was kicked by ChanOP ([cgodfx] User Kick requested)
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10:12:54 <cgodfx> `kick BruceBrown
10:12:54 Kick: BruceBrown was kicked by ChanOP ([cgodfx] User Kick requested)
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10:13:02 <cgodfx> `ban BruceBrown
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10:13:02 Kick: BruceBrown was kicked by ChanOP ((cgodfx) You are banned)
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10:13:33 <cgodfx> `ban BruceBrown
10:13:33 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*BruceBrown@*.126.36EE81.94EA0A
10:13:33 Kick: BruceBrown was kicked by ChanOP ((cgodfx) You are banned)
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10:13:59 <cgodfx> `ban BruceBrown
10:13:59 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*[email protected].*
10:13:59 Kick: BruceBrown was kicked by ChanOP ((cgodfx) You are banned)
10:14:25 <cgodfx> `ban Bruce!*@*
10:14:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b Bruce!*@*
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11:36:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) -bbbb+o Bruce!*@* *!*[email protected].* *!*BruceBrown@*.126.36EE81.94EA0A *!*BruceBrown@*.126.E45DC2.F14B5C Skirmish
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12:17:09 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) EOF from client
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12:32:12 * BruceBrown smiles
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12:41:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
12:43:35 <BruceBrown> lol Skirmish
12:43:51 <BruceBrown> King Loser
12:47:09 <Skirmish> When did you abdicate your throne?
12:49:16 <BruceBrown> right now just for you
12:49:20 <BruceBrown> King Loser
12:49:30 <BruceBrown> please accept the crown
12:51:02 <Skirmish> I am honoured to be recognised by such a long term expert on the matter.
12:56:07 <BruceBrown> Thank you
12:59:09 <BruceBrown> im hungry
12:59:12 <BruceBrown> hmm
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13:03:57 <BruceBrown> sup bro
13:04:00 <BruceBrown> hows the shardz
13:08:39 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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13:09:39 <BruceBrown> LOL
13:13:43 <shadsam> `op
13:13:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o shadsam
13:13:54 <BruceBrown> hey shadsam
13:13:57 <BruceBrown> can i have ops
13:13:59 Mode: (by shadsam) +v shadsam
13:14:06 Mode: (by shadsam) +v cgodfx
13:14:35 <BruceBrown> plz
13:14:38 <+shadsam> sure
13:14:43 <BruceBrown> cheers
13:15:00 <+shadsam> can you suck pollocks mums condom outa alexanders bumcrack
13:15:11 <BruceBrown> no
13:15:26 <+shadsam> can ur dick touch ur ass
13:15:34 <BruceBrown> yes
13:15:46 <+shadsam> well go fuck yourself
13:15:53 Mode: (by shadsam) +v BruceBrown
13:15:53 <BruceBrown> ok
13:15:57 <+shadsam> lol
13:15:58 <BruceBrown> brb
13:16:07 <+shadsam> jokin man
13:16:14 <BruceBrown> oh
13:16:15 <BruceBrown> ok
13:16:28 <+shadsam> im fuct 2 hours sleep
13:16:36 <BruceBrown> why ?
13:16:48 <BruceBrown> u on ICE?
13:16:55 <+shadsam> watched the logies
13:17:09 <+shadsam> then was full awake not tired till 8am
13:17:16 <BruceBrown> LOL'
13:17:20 <BruceBrown> good excuse
13:17:41 <+shadsam> woke at 10.30am somehow
13:17:52 <+shadsam> luckily
13:17:56 <BruceBrown> cool
13:17:59 <BruceBrown> im at work
13:18:01 <+shadsam> i had too pay rent
13:18:02 <BruceBrown> working hard
13:18:05 <+shadsam> cool
13:18:05 <BruceBrown> did u
13:18:09 <BruceBrown> i get paid tonight
13:18:14 <+shadsam> i need to fuckin get real
13:18:17 <BruceBrown> shes putting aside half ball
13:18:19 <+shadsam> and get a job
13:18:24 <BruceBrown> least its something
13:18:38 <cgodfx> `ban Bruce!*@*
13:18:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b Bruce!*@*
13:18:40 <+shadsam> yes i had jump lastnight
13:18:43 Join: ^pHANTOM^ ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
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13:19:06 <JohnJackson> jump?
13:19:10 <+shadsam> yes i had jump lastnight
13:19:13 <cgodfx> `ban John!*@*
13:19:13 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b John!*@*
13:19:14 <+shadsam> fake ice
13:19:19 <cgodfx> :D
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13:19:40 <DavidDonovan> yeah
13:19:42 <DavidDonovan> fuck that
13:19:50 <cgodfx> `ban *!*@*F14B5C
13:19:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@*F14B5C
13:20:05 <+shadsam> i can buy 1 gram for 20 bux of that crud
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13:20:50 <+shadsam> so by 3am i was tired out
13:20:53 <DavidDonovan> lol
13:20:55 Nick: ^pHANTOM^ is now known as ^pHANTOM^1
13:20:56 <DavidDonovan> why would u
13:21:04 <DavidDonovan> fuck that shit
13:21:04 <+shadsam> i wouldnt dude
13:21:13 <+shadsam> cunts should be shot
13:21:21 <DavidDonovan> this bitch does half balls for 500
13:21:25 <DavidDonovan> still too expensive
13:21:28 <DavidDonovan> but i cant wait
13:21:48 <+shadsam> mad
13:21:58 <+shadsam> i usually get a 180
13:22:03 <DavidDonovan> its not right
13:22:03 <+shadsam> 8 points
13:22:17 <+shadsam> rekon
13:22:27 <+shadsam> waste
13:22:27 <DavidDonovan> better be good
13:22:31 <DavidDonovan> shes usually alright
13:22:43 <+shadsam> oh yeah
13:22:47 <DavidDonovan> i needa stop though
13:22:49 <DavidDonovan> haha
13:22:54 <+shadsam> i know a chick she gets chrons
13:23:03 <+shadsam> forgot bout her
13:23:03 <DavidDonovan> yea
13:23:08 <DavidDonovan> this leb bitch
13:23:13 <DavidDonovan> loves me
13:23:15 <+shadsam> only met her once
13:23:19 <+shadsam> shes hot
13:23:34 <DavidDonovan> :D
13:23:40 <DavidDonovan> cunt better drop it off
13:23:43 <DavidDonovan> all i know
13:23:45 <+shadsam> fuk its humid
13:23:45 <DavidDonovan> no licence
13:23:47 <DavidDonovan> haha
13:24:01 <+shadsam> yea dealer comes here
13:24:19 <DavidDonovan> she wants the money
13:24:21 <DavidDonovan> she will come
13:24:35 <+shadsam> 5hunjy
13:24:46 <DavidDonovan> exactly
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13:24:49 <DavidDonovan> lot of money
13:24:51 <DavidDonovan> fucking
13:25:00 <DavidDonovan> i wont sell fuck all of that
13:25:06 <DavidDonovan> keep me going all week
13:25:20 <DavidDonovan> see wot happens
13:25:24 <+shadsam> easily
13:25:32 <+shadsam> then u get paid anyways
13:25:42 <DavidDonovan> one week on
13:25:45 <DavidDonovan> one week off
13:25:49 <+shadsam> indeed
13:25:59 <DavidDonovan> rinse
13:26:01 <DavidDonovan> repeat
13:26:01 <+shadsam> not working is fuct
13:26:13 <DavidDonovan> hah yeah
13:26:16 <DavidDonovan> i can imagine
13:26:24 <DavidDonovan> i got a payrise
13:26:28 <+shadsam> but its hard i fuct my back in wrx
13:26:34 <DavidDonovan> should ask for a ball
13:26:36 <+shadsam> sweet
13:26:36 <DavidDonovan> for 9
13:26:45 <+shadsam> 9 wot
13:26:50 <DavidDonovan> 00
13:26:55 <+shadsam> oh yeah
13:26:59 <+shadsam> sorry
13:27:06 <+shadsam> i was told 950
13:27:29 <DavidDonovan> yea
13:27:49 <DavidDonovan> had the maddest 8b few weeks ago
13:27:51 <DavidDonovan> 300
13:27:55 <DavidDonovan> insane
13:28:06 <+shadsam> fark cheap
13:28:13 <DavidDonovan> express
13:28:15 <DavidDonovan> from canada
13:28:21 <DavidDonovan> haha
13:28:33 <+shadsam> canadas on fire man
13:28:38 <DavidDonovan> i know
13:28:45 <DavidDonovan> they got the FIREEEEEEEEEEEE
13:28:53 <+shadsam> the roof
13:28:58 <DavidDonovan> THE ROOF
13:29:21 <+shadsam> canadian women are lush
13:29:38 <DavidDonovan> im not fussy
13:29:39 <+shadsam> cute accent too
13:29:53 <+shadsam> and fuck they can play icehockey
13:30:28 <+shadsam> i got checked hardcore
13:30:36 <+shadsam> cunt was 7foot
13:31:03 <+shadsam> dealer left his keys in my console
13:31:16 <DavidDonovan> lol
13:31:20 <DavidDonovan> checked?
13:31:33 <+shadsam> gave me 2points to borrow the car for 20
13:31:43 <DavidDonovan> haha
13:31:47 <+shadsam> checked ie slammed to barrier
13:31:48 <DavidDonovan> he come back?
13:31:58 <+shadsam> ill msg him in ten
13:32:04 <DavidDonovan> hahahaaa
13:32:17 <+shadsam> his missus is fuckin him over
13:32:23 <DavidDonovan> always
13:33:17 <+shadsam> hope he gets some chronic
13:33:29 <DavidDonovan> hahaha
13:33:38 <DavidDonovan> bbs lunch
13:33:40 <+shadsam> usuall good
13:33:47 <+shadsam> okies just ate
13:33:47 <+shadsam> 8
13:34:08 <+shadsam> living prices are rediculous
13:34:12 <+shadsam> need a job
13:35:18 <+shadsam> ive actually invented few things
13:35:28 <+shadsam> that would make billions
13:36:06 * shadsam sips creaming soda
13:44:40 <Skirmish> [13:20] <@shadsam> watched the logies <---- too stupid to stream porn so faps to free to air tv.
13:49:31 <DavidDonovan> Skirmish King Loser
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14:40:57 <DavidDonovan> nate
14:40:59 <cgodfx> `halfop
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14:41:09 Mode: (by ChanOP) -bbb *!*@*F14B5C John!*@* Bruce!*@*
14:41:16 Nick: DavidDonovan is now known as BruceBrown
14:41:22 <BruceBrown> haha
14:41:27 Kick: BruceBrown was kicked by cgodfx (cgodfx)
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14:41:36 <BruceBrown> what'
14:41:45 <BruceBrown> DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
14:41:58 <+cgodfx> `ban *!*@192.126.*
14:41:58 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@192.126.*
14:42:05 Kick: BruceBrown was kicked by cgodfx (cgodfx)
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14:43:14 <BigBlackGuy> Hello
14:46:06 <+cgodfx> `ban *!*@*.nisys.*
14:46:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@*.nisys.*
14:46:12 Kick: BigBlackGuy was kicked by cgodfx (cgodfx)
14:54:29 Quit: Simwolf ([email protected]) Quit:
15:05:03 <+cgodfx> `op bios
15:05:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o bios
15:05:38 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@192.126.36EE81.E3509E
15:15:38 Quit: ^pHANTOM^1 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
15:54:05 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
16:03:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) -bb *!*@*.nisys.* *!*@192.126.*
16:08:07 Quit: cgodfx ([email protected]) EOF from client
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16:28:56 <jeapo> underpants
16:29:01 <jeapo> ??
16:31:40 <jeapo> stinky underpants
16:32:13 <jeapo> he he
16:32:21 <jeapo> stinky bunghole
16:32:39 <BruceBrown> Excuse yourself
16:34:57 <steven_> nuts
16:35:15 * jeapo jabs steven in the mouth
16:35:19 <jeapo> sit down runt
16:40:40 <BruceBrown> yeah
16:40:42 <BruceBrown> u tell him
16:41:36 <jeapo> yeap
16:41:39 <jeapo> im jeapo bro
16:42:13 <BlackDevil> steven_
16:42:17 <BruceBrown> yeah
16:42:21 <BruceBrown> give jeapo ops
16:42:25 <BlackDevil> your vagina has a yeast infection
16:42:28 <BruceBrown> he's a star
16:42:47 <jeapo> is that you hobbsi
16:43:00 <BruceBrown> one and only
16:43:17 <jeapo> bitch ass
16:43:22 <BruceBrown> mofo
16:43:39 <jeapo> bitch ass nigger
16:43:50 <BruceBrown> finally a man of intelligence
16:43:56 <BruceBrown> has decided to join us again
16:44:12 <BruceBrown> where have you been?
16:44:18 <jeapo> in hiding
16:44:21 <BruceBrown> BlackDevil thought u went to jail
16:44:31 <BruceBrown> why hiding ?
16:44:34 <BruceBrown> from what
16:44:43 <jeapo> steven
16:44:58 <BruceBrown> you should learn
16:45:02 <BruceBrown> to hide in plain sight
16:45:09 <jeapo> hes been sending me e-mails about how hes going to kidnap my family
16:45:19 <BruceBrown> im hiding from BlackDevil right now
16:45:28 <BruceBrown> do you think i'm doing a good job
16:45:31 <BruceBrown> ?
16:45:35 <jeapo> narp
16:45:40 <BruceBrown> damn it
16:45:48 <BruceBrown> i might need to re-think my strategy
16:46:04 <jeapo> i purchased meth amphetamine this morning ~_~
16:46:11 <BruceBrown> did you
16:46:14 <BruceBrown> how much
16:46:17 <BruceBrown> ~_^
16:46:47 <BlackDevil> because loopy is banned
16:46:56 <BruceBrown> he is
16:47:03 <BruceBrown> why i cant use his great name
16:47:06 <BlackDevil> had only a couple of days left
16:47:13 <BruceBrown> sweet!
16:47:22 <BruceBrown> but try /nick loopydog
16:47:30 <BruceBrown> see what happens BlackDevil
16:47:56 <steven_> my balls hurt
16:48:07 <BruceBrown> really
16:48:16 <steven_> my ball hurt
16:48:23 <BruceBrown> thats more like it
16:48:26 <jeapo> how much
16:48:31 <jeapo> just a fiddy
16:48:47 <BruceBrown> true
16:48:55 <BruceBrown> im getting 1.75g
16:48:57 <BruceBrown> tonight
16:49:01 <BruceBrown> 4 hrs
16:49:02 <jeapo> smoked it in a glass pipe
16:49:10 <BruceBrown> what did it go like
16:49:17 <jeapo> good
16:49:25 <BruceBrown> nice
16:49:26 <jeapo> lots of smoke
16:49:37 <BruceBrown> hehe
16:49:40 <jeapo> it was all from 1 rock :D
16:49:48 <BruceBrown> yeo
16:49:51 <BruceBrown> yep
16:50:10 <jeapo> david hobbs
16:50:18 <jeapo> david fuckface hobbsey
16:50:24 <BruceBrown> LOL
16:50:30 <BruceBrown> in person
16:52:54 <jeapo> got 1 n half points for fiddy
16:53:20 <jeapo> not a bad go
16:53:32 <jeapo> whereas ill bash the shit out of steven just for fun
16:53:38 <jeapo> that cunt is heading for a hiding
16:54:20 <jeapo> BruceBrown
16:54:38 <jeapo> you lost your job again dickhead?
16:55:46 <jeapo> did the boss catch you putting stationery up ur butthole?
16:56:43 <jeapo> im gonna burn stevens house down
16:56:45 <jeapo> with him in it
16:56:48 <jeapo> AAAAhahahahahahaaha
16:56:52 <jeapo> watch out fuckface cunt
16:57:13 <jeapo> bitch shit fucken doodle lips bastard
16:57:27 Nick: jeapo is now known as poopydog
16:57:28 Mode: (by bios) +b *dog*!*@*
16:57:28 Kick: poopydog was kicked by bios (Banned: requested)
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16:57:49 <jeapo> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahahaha
16:58:00 <jeapo> PoOpYDoWg
16:58:24 <jeapo> blackdevil had a rimjob this morning
16:58:37 <jeapo> then farted a condom
16:58:39 <jeapo> lolololol
17:04:32 * jeapo drives over BlackDevil
17:04:33 * jeapo is searching for BlackDevil + goatsex on yahoo. WEEE 524 hits!
17:04:36 * jeapo slaps BlackDevil with Ozzy Osbourne
17:04:39 * jeapo slaps BlackDevil around a bit with a large trout
17:04:41 * jeapo beautifies BlackDevil with some knuckle duster imprints
17:04:44 * jeapo slaps BlackDevil with Ozzy Osbourne
17:04:46 * jeapo prepares BlackDevil to be shown on rotten.com
17:04:49 <jeapo> lolololololllllllllllllllllllll
17:06:07 <jeapo> poofter bitch jon
17:06:27 <jeapo> jons turned on when he farts a condom
17:06:32 <jeapo> LollololOl
17:06:42 <jeapo> steven ill bitch slap you white bitch
17:06:50 <jeapo> bitch ass nigger
17:13:49 <jeapo> id like
17:14:12 <jeapo> double stomp his head with 2 feet at the same time on a bitchuman road
17:15:12 <jeapo> whats stinky_gay upto
17:15:14 <jeapo> lOlOLOLOL
17:15:30 <jeapo> lvl 60 in star wars areshole read it and weep
17:15:58 <jeapo> butt munching shitshine
17:17:36 <jeapo> channel full of pooclowns
17:17:39 <jeapo> lolololol
17:17:52 <jeapo> Head poo clown - STEVEN HAWKS
17:18:10 <jeapo> retarded son of a slurry that cunt is
17:18:12 <jeapo> LOLOLOLOL
17:21:42 <jeapo> `seek pooclowns
17:21:46 <jeapo> LoLoLoL
17:22:17 <jeapo> poo clown fuckers
17:24:04 <jeapo> jon rubs his nose into stevens pooey anus and looks like a clown with a brown nose
17:24:17 <steven_> fgt
17:24:56 <jeapo> u ready to fight me
17:24:57 <jeapo> ?¿
17:25:09 <steven_> na
17:25:15 <jeapo> 1v1 in the ring. 3 x 15minute rounds
17:25:28 <steven_> 15 minute rounds
17:25:33 <steven_> your a deadset loser
17:25:41 <jeapo> its a championship fight
17:26:04 <jeapo> weak poofter bitch
17:26:05 <steven_> yeah well we going ufc
17:26:11 <steven_> 5 rounds @ 5 minutes
17:26:21 <jeapo> what ever donky dick
17:26:23 <steven_> you wont last 1 round anyway
17:26:29 <jeapo> bullshit
17:26:32 <steven_> you will be huffing and pufffing
17:26:36 <steven_> like a true fat cunt
17:26:55 <jeapo> ill hide a knife in my pance and end the fight quickly
17:27:11 <jeapo> how about that shitlips
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17:27:30 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h shadsam
17:27:42 <shadsam> `op
17:27:42 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o shadsam
17:27:47 <steven_> when i see you going to grab something
17:27:47 <jeapo> shit eating fuck face named steven
17:27:52 <steven_> ill kick you right in the gut
17:27:52 Mode: (by shadsam) +b *!*@beep.bep
17:27:57 <steven_> you will stab urself
17:27:58 Kick: Skirmish was kicked by shadsam (cunt FU)
17:27:59 Kick: shadsam was kicked by ChanOP (Skirmish [Skirmish] is a protected channel member)
17:28:01 <jeapo> nah
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17:28:05 <jeapo> you dont know how to kick
17:28:09 Mode: (by ChanOP) -bb *!*@beep.bep *dog*!*@*
17:28:12 <steven_> yeah i do
17:28:15 <steven_> i just cant atm
17:28:15 <jeapo> you're an ameture shitlicking buttmunch
17:28:17 <steven_> sore balls
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17:28:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h nate
17:28:33 <steven_> call me one nut
17:28:36 <shadsam> Yo stevo
17:28:44 <steven_> sup
17:29:00 <shadsam> toke
17:29:04 <jeapo> good old 'stevo' is about to cop the hiding of his life
17:29:12 <shadsam> just made 6 hd movies
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17:29:35 <nate> with a girl shadsam?
17:29:36 <jeapo> lumie tits
17:29:41 <jeapo> get em out
17:29:42 <shadsam> lent my v8 to me mate
17:30:06 <shadsam> sore nose eek
17:30:11 <steven_> was he banging her in the backseat?
17:30:24 <shadsam> hope so
17:30:27 <jeapo> shutup steven
17:30:28 <Lumeah> Cocks only ta
17:30:34 <jeapo> ur about to get a punch in the hose
17:30:36 <shadsam> i would licked out the condom
17:30:38 <Lumeah> Afternoon fuckers
17:30:38 <jeapo> Lumie
17:30:42 <jeapo> get dem titz out
17:30:45 <jeapo> bitch face
17:30:50 <shadsam> and shoved it down skirmish`s throat
17:30:55 <nate> jeapo has a nice hard one
17:31:02 <steven_> for jeapo > http://prntscr.com/b1xkck
17:31:06 <shadsam> gday nate
17:31:11 <jeapo> im not lookin at it
17:31:12 <jeapo> kekeke
17:31:16 <shadsam> jeapo is lonely
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17:31:25 <jeapo> sif u watch anything that steven puts up
17:31:29 <shadsam> lolololol
17:31:31 <jeapo> hes a shitlicking dicksniff
17:31:41 <steven_> mwahahaha
17:31:44 <shadsam> stevos me mate
17:31:50 <Lumeah> Get nothing now dickhead not that u ever where
17:31:59 <jeapo> shutdup lumie
17:32:03 <jeapo> fat tits bitch
17:32:04 <Skirmish> Was hagrid going to show you her hairy nipples?
17:32:06 <shadsam> gday liz sexy darling
17:32:11 <steven_> Lumeah get dem tee tee's out
17:32:21 <Lumeah> Cock?
17:32:28 <steven_> balls ?
17:32:28 <shadsam> yup
17:32:30 <jeapo> cock in ur anus
17:32:32 <jeapo> LOLOLO
17:32:42 <steven_> how about this
17:32:47 <steven_> ill show you my tits if you show me yours
17:32:52 <Lumeah> No boobs in your face then
17:32:57 <Skirmish> Lumeah never gets cock. That's why she is in her 40's and has no kids.
17:32:59 <jeapo> piss off steven
17:33:00 <shadsam> ill fist ur kunt
17:33:00 <steven_> hahahahahaah
17:33:06 <jeapo> im gonna clock u right now cunt
17:33:32 <jeapo> piece of shit
17:33:37 <Lumeah> No that's just not stupid enough to get pregnant Skirmish
17:33:42 <shadsam> steveo u good with windows
17:33:57 <jeapo> ugly son of a bitch is shads
17:34:11 <shadsam> im very good cute
17:34:25 <shadsam> u ate my asshole
17:34:31 <steven_> what kind of windows
17:34:33 <steven_> car?
17:34:37 <shadsam> 7
17:34:42 <shadsam> ultimate
17:34:44 <steven_> oh
17:34:49 <steven_> i thought you were talking about glass
17:34:50 <steven_> hahaa
17:34:58 <steven_> ah im ok
17:35:01 <shadsam> funny that
17:35:02 <steven_> why whats wrong
17:35:03 <steven_> ?
17:35:06 <shadsam> i just brought windex
17:35:10 <steven_> ahahahhh
17:35:12 <shadsam> welp
17:35:16 <shadsam> 1]
17:35:20 <steven_> my car window has oil all over it
17:35:25 <steven_> in the morning its terrible
17:35:32 <steven_> prolly from tailgating
17:35:34 <shadsam> i need to get rid of trustedinstaller.exe
17:35:36 <shadsam> 2]
17:35:48 <steven_> restore your system as far back as you can
17:35:49 <shadsam> i need to get of mcconfig.exe
17:35:56 <steven_> mcconfig is normal
17:36:00 <steven_> i think
17:36:01 <shadsam> mcpconfig.exe
17:36:22 <steven_> download malware bytes
17:36:29 <steven_> get the trial
17:36:37 <shadsam> from fresh install day1 they fuck me up
17:37:00 <jeapo> steven did emmas flight back get hijacked ?
17:37:02 <jeapo> LOLOLOLOL
17:37:12 <shadsam> trustedinstaller /
17:37:14 <shadsam> ?
17:37:15 <steven_> hijacked by my cock
17:37:19 <steven_> thats why my balls are sore
17:37:21 <steven_> LOVERS NUTZ
17:37:29 <jeapo> you aint got balls
17:37:35 <jeapo> ur a weak pussy ass bitch nigger
17:37:36 <steven_> bullshit
17:37:40 <steven_> just ask the nurse
17:37:46 <steven_> she will tell ya i have perfect ballls
17:37:52 <shadsam> trustedinstaller /
17:37:54 <shadsam> ?
17:38:03 <steven_> she said, damn steve if i wasnt at work right now......
17:38:18 <nate> was she droolin
17:38:31 <nate> moist
17:38:46 <shadsam> stevo what windows u runn
17:39:03 <steven_> 10
17:39:12 <shadsam> nps bro
17:39:18 <steven_> Vista
17:39:28 <shadsam> nice
17:39:30 <shadsam> very
17:39:44 <jeapo> steven is a dickhead
17:39:47 <steven_> //say $os
17:39:52 <jeapo> shads is impotant
17:40:04 <shadsam> no im not
17:40:14 <jeapo> yep
17:40:25 <shadsam> oh thats right i fucked you
17:40:31 <shadsam> dickhead
17:40:48 <shadsam> anyways
17:40:58 <jeapo> impotant bitch
17:41:12 <shadsam> ill just google it but ill try mb
17:41:51 <shadsam> ive found running in safe mode is elite
17:42:03 <jeapo> cuz ur a impotant bitch
17:42:04 <jeapo> LOLOLOLOL
17:42:19 <Skirmish> lol shads has a virus.
17:42:35 <shadsam> yup windows
17:42:37 <Skirmish> not surprising since he's dumb.
17:42:50 <Skirmish> Windows works fine. You are the fault.
17:42:54 <nate> if u lick shadsams nuts u will 2 have the virus
17:42:55 <shadsam> id smash ur face in gronk
17:43:15 <Skirmish> You'd swing a punch and be out of breath you fat fuck shads.
17:43:30 <nate> shadsam are u a fattie like nate
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18:19:22 <nate> OOOO.OOo steven tell your nut story again
18:20:18 <slinky_J> ino hot
18:20:28 <slinky_J> i would hold it 4 him
18:20:35 <slinky_J> and give it jasmine tea
18:20:44 <slinky_J> and lollies
18:20:47 <slinky_J> bbs
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18:25:17 <Glenn> Hi Lumeah! :)
18:26:45 <shadsam> gda lumeah lover
18:27:33 <shadsam> goose was killed b my hitmen.
18:27:45 <shadsam> Living in a community setting. College students living in dormitories, personnel on military bases, and children in boarding schools and child care facilities are at greater risk of meningococcal meningitis. This is probably because the bacterium is spread by the respiratory route, and spreads quickly through large groups.
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18:28:29 <shadsam> !seen goose
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18:35:59 <Lumeah> what over asking for my boobs pics?
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18:40:10 <BigBlackGuy> hey amelia
18:40:12 <BigBlackGuy> sup
18:40:36 <amelia> hi friend
18:40:51 <BigBlackGuy> whats up biatch
18:41:05 <amelia> who even are you
18:41:18 <BigBlackGuy> im the Biggest Blackest Guy
18:41:28 <amelia> cherripie?
18:41:39 <BigBlackGuy> the DOG
18:41:46 <amelia> sup loopy
18:42:07 <BigBlackGuy> just had a win at work boss thinks im ducks nuts
18:42:38 <BigBlackGuy> ASX listed company wanted strategy got email bout it by 2pm by 4pm signed sealed delivered
18:42:44 <BigBlackGuy> cunt better pay me comission!
18:42:50 <BigBlackGuy> yaself
18:42:56 <amelia> do you get paid commissions
18:43:04 <BigBlackGuy> nah i dont
18:43:08 <amelia> oh boo
18:44:34 <BigBlackGuy> but i better if this one comes through
18:44:52 <BigBlackGuy> :D
18:45:10 <amelia> no doubt
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18:49:24 <BigBlackGuy> rat
18:50:05 <slinky_J> i had ox tripe at yum cha
18:50:16 <BigBlackGuy> you disgusting pig
18:50:18 <BigBlackGuy> get out
18:50:45 <Lumeah> was it yum?
18:52:26 <BigBlackGuy> now cunt
18:52:31 <BigBlackGuy> dont make me ask twice
18:52:34 <BigBlackGuy> LOL
18:52:47 <Lumeah> what ya gonna d?
18:52:50 <Lumeah> do?
18:53:31 <BigBlackGuy> Nothing
18:53:34 <BigBlackGuy> Im going home
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18:54:10 <Lumeah> phhht
19:05:35 <slinky_J> it was yum yes
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19:17:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h shadsam
19:18:01 <shadsam> `````````````````````
19:18:04 <shadsam> `op
19:18:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o shadsam
19:18:07 <%shadsam> lololololol
19:18:15 <%shadsam> fh
19:18:27 <%shadsam> need a drink milk afta thata
19:19:30 Mode: (by shadsam) +v Lumeah2
19:19:41 * shadsam slaps Snoo64239 around a bit with a large trout
19:19:57 <%shadsam> dindins
19:20:05 <%shadsam> 8pmish
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19:34:10 <BigBlackGuy> hey amelia
19:38:02 <amelia> hai ders
19:38:39 <BigBlackGuy> whasup nigga
19:38:55 <amelia> freezing ma butt off
19:38:57 <amelia> wots doin
19:39:15 <BigBlackGuy> waiting for dinner
19:39:18 <BigBlackGuy> to be cooked
19:39:48 <BigBlackGuy> got pt tomorrow
19:39:50 <BigBlackGuy> after work
19:40:15 <BigBlackGuy> should be fun
19:40:21 <BigBlackGuy> lol
19:40:46 <steven_> who is cooking your dinner BigBlackGuy?
19:41:37 <BigBlackGuy> my mum
19:41:40 <BigBlackGuy> who do u think
19:41:55 <BigBlackGuy> not really
19:42:02 <BigBlackGuy> hehehe
19:42:22 <BigBlackGuy> whos cooking yours
19:43:22 <amelia> wots for dinner
19:44:20 <BigBlackGuy> you
19:44:39 <BigBlackGuy> nah thats dessert
19:44:54 <BigBlackGuy> chicken rissoles
19:44:57 <BigBlackGuy> from the butchers
19:45:03 <BigBlackGuy> :D
19:45:30 <amelia> you wish jellyfish
19:45:34 <amelia> mmm rissole
19:45:55 <steven_> not my mum
19:46:05 <BigBlackGuy> spewin
19:46:12 <steven_> hahaha
19:46:31 <amelia> Wots Emma cooking us for dinner steven_
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19:53:27 <ohyes> :D
19:54:37 <BigBlackGuy> what cunt
19:54:39 <BigBlackGuy> what
19:54:54 * ohyes wants BigBlackGuy as target practice
19:55:04 <ohyes> head or chest
19:55:07 <ohyes> head this time
19:55:11 * ohyes grabs 9mm
19:55:16 <BigBlackGuy> got a pretty big chest
19:55:28 <ohyes> i'm a good shot cunt
19:55:34 <ohyes> you're dead
19:55:44 <ohyes> step on some black nigger dead head
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20:00:40 <steven_> not sure
20:00:46 <steven_> i'll check in a second
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20:09:28 <BigBlackGuy> hmm
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20:10:10 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here..
20:13:10 <Skirmish> ASX listed company wanted strategy <-- What does that even mean?
20:14:58 <BigBlackGuy> they wanted to know the best way to get 12,000 paid subscribers from AU/NZ to their app (android) by end of July
20:15:03 <BigBlackGuy> i came up with the way
20:15:12 <BigBlackGuy> thats what it means
20:15:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong want full ops
20:15:51 <BigBlackGuy> i agree
20:15:56 <BigBlackGuy> give pong full ops
20:16:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> a yrearssss
20:23:58 <Skirmish> What was your strategy to get them 12,000 paid subs?
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20:27:29 * Skirmish waits for the strategy.
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20:38:01 <BigBlackGuy> lol
20:38:06 <BigBlackGuy> sure skirmish
20:39:22 <Skirmish> How are you going to do it for them?
20:41:55 <BigBlackGuy> via CPA mobile ad networks
20:42:40 <Skirmish> That is a tight timeframe. Less than 2 months and 12k subs.
20:43:05 <Skirmish> What % of ads over then network are effective?
20:43:09 <Skirmish> the*
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20:44:45 <pliv> :D
20:44:47 <BigBlackGuy> where looking about 100,000 installs in a 2 week period
20:45:27 <BigBlackGuy> conversion comes down to the app
20:45:31 <BigBlackGuy> end of the day
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20:48:28 <Skirmish> So you think the app will develop those subs hence why you've chosen to be paid based on completed subs.
20:49:25 <BigBlackGuy> all still needs to be worked out
20:49:44 <BigBlackGuy> but its all good
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21:08:19 <steven_> thestig
21:08:35 <steven_> fastest growing channel on twitch last night
21:08:44 <steven_> looooooooooooooool 0 - 50 real quick
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21:21:11 <pliv> where is thestig these days
21:21:22 <pliv> thestig mate
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21:34:33 <thestig> loll
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21:37:36 <erlich> where's me m8 n8
21:41:34 <BigBlackGuy> thestig
21:41:38 <BigBlackGuy> mate
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21:48:40 <slinky_J> MY SOUP IS TWO HOT
21:51:52 <BigBlackGuy> fuck u thestig
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22:05:21 <President> lol
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22:18:01 <BigBlackGuy> thestig
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22:34:19 <BigBlackGuy> hi ?
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