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00:00 <cherri_pie> the companies lowered the rates to phase out landlines
00:00 <cherri_pie> made mobile phones affordable
00:00 <cherri_pie> the infrastructure is 10x cheaper
00:00 <cherri_pie> 1 tower every 10km or whatever
00:00 <cherri_pie> as opposed to powerlines, cables underground
01:00 <cherri_pie> millions of hours of manual labour to lay cables for home phone lines
01:00 <cherri_pie> very smart move
01:00 <cherri_pie> i dunno if that was the play exactly, but the prices dropped alot
02:00 <President_Trump> lol
02:00 <cherri_pie> technically companies could still charge $1 a min
02:00 <cherri_pie> and because people are so dependant on phones now
02:00 <cherri_pie> they would have no choice
02:00 <cherri_pie> they could make a killing
03:00 <cherri_pie> i'm willing to bet when they completely eliminate landlines
03:00 <cherri_pie> they will probly raise mobile rates again
03:00 <Sharni> Aww yeah
03:00 <cherri_pie> or maybe it was more people using mobile phones
03:00 <cherri_pie> increased the demans
04:00 <cherri_pie> so companies started to compete to dominate the market
04:00 <THE^DONALD> hey
04:00 <cherri_pie> by offering the cheapest or most competitive prices
04:00 <Emma> Sharni, slut
04:00 <cherri_pie> slarrrtt
04:00 <THE^DONALD> how r u
04:00 <Emma> where'd ya go
04:00 <THE^DONALD> my name is adam Cheng
04:00 <President_Trump> you should work for mckinsey cherri_pie
04:00 <cherri_pie> i dont even know what mckinsey is
04:00 <cherri_pie> never heard of it
04:00 <President_Trump> leading management consultancy firm
04:00 <Emma> brothel
04:00 <cherri_pie> ahh right
05:00 <cherri_pie> well thats where im headed with my work anyway
05:00 <THE^DONALD> i havent read anything lately
05:00 <THE^DONALD> can i get a recap
05:00 <cherri_pie> consultant
05:00 <President_Trump> HAHAHAHA
05:00 <Emma> trump is a regular visitor 
05:00 <THE^DONALD> who
05:00 <cherri_pie> i'll bet
05:00 <THE^DONALD> president_trump?
05:00 <THE^DONALD> he is on my ignore list
05:00 <cherri_pie> LOLL
05:00 <Emma> yes
05:00 <cherri_pie> trump igged
05:00 <THE^DONALD> * Ignore list:
05:00 <THE^DONALD> President_Trump!*@* (pcntdik) - AustNet
05:00 <cherri_pie> why am i not surprised...
05:00 <THE^DONALD> cause you suck dick for money
06:00 <Emma> too hot 
06:00 <cherri_pie> ok...
06:00 <Emma> take pants off
06:00 <cherri_pie> why are you the donald
06:00 <Emma> problem solved
06:00 <cherri_pie> if you hate trump
06:00 <cherri_pie> makes no sense
06:00 <Emma> Sharni
06:00 <Sharni> Just being a slut Emma you know the go
06:00 <cherri_pie> now we have 2 trumps technically
06:00 <THE^DONALD> yea
06:00 <Sharni> Yea babez
06:00 <Emma> about time 
06:00 <THE^DONALD> but my nickname is better
06:00 <cherri_pie> being a slarttt you mean sharni
06:00 <cherri_pie> sluts are kinda hot
06:00 <Sharni> No comment
07:00 <President_Trump> mendels is just jealous of me
07:00 <cherri_pie> if you dont take them serioulsy
07:00 <Sharni> I'm hungry
07:00 <Emma> hahaha
07:00 <cherri_pie> i mean they are really there just to be fucked
07:00 <THE^DONALD> even Obama only refers to DT as The Donald
07:00 <THE^DONALD> no one has called him President Trump yet
07:00 <cherri_pie> nothing else matters
07:00 <Emma> I'm thirsty
07:00 <THE^DONALD> my nick is the only valid one in the room
07:00 <Sharni> My friend came over Emma sorry lol
07:00 <cherri_pie> sluts dont wanna be with you either, they just wanna fuck so it's fair
07:00 <circle> where is subway
07:00 <Emma> haha it's ok
07:00 <Sharni> Had to leave can't be rude ya know
07:00 <Emma> yes yes I know
08:00 <Sharni> Yas
08:00 <Emma> wonder if steven_ will get me a drink
08:00 <Emma> no chance
08:00 <Sharni> I want food
08:00 <Sharni> Tell him to her me food
08:00 <Emma> ok
09:00 <Sharni> Thanks
09:00 <President_Trump> Sharni did u tell this friend about TRUMP?
09:00 <Emma> no 
09:00 <Emma> only said rmma
09:00 <Emma> Emma
09:00 <President_Trump> what did you talk to this friend about?
09:00 <Sharni> How rude
09:00 <Emma> sex
09:00 <Sharni> We didn't talk much
09:00 <Sharni> Maybe
09:00 <Emma> yes
09:00 <Sharni> Hahahah
09:00 <Emma> sec
09:00 <cherri_pie> sex talk
09:00 <Emma> x
09:00 <cherri_pie> secs
09:00 <Sharni> Shush
09:00 <cherri_pie> seks
09:00 <Emma> just sexy time
09:00 <cherri_pie> secks
10:00 <Emma> sax
10:00 <Sharni> Maybe
10:00 <cherri_pie> sechs
10:00 <Emma> maybe yeah I did
10:00 <Sharni> Sexh
10:00 <Emma> imma sluuuut
10:00 <Emma> bahaha
10:00 <cherri_pie> slarttt
10:00 <Sharni> I'm nah a slart
10:00 <President_Trump> townsville crocs out of the nbl 
10:00 <President_Trump> lol
10:00 <Emma> got mah vag out 
10:00 <cherri_pie> vag lyf
10:00 <Sharni> It's nah out any more
11:00 <cherri_pie> hows it hangin
11:00 <cherri_pie> flaps to the floor
11:00 <Emma> it's ok
11:00 <Emma> beef curtain 
11:00 <Emma> s
11:00 <cherri_pie> looks like bacon to me
11:00 <Emma> smexy
11:00 <Sharni> I don't have curtain flaps
11:00 <Sharni> Yuck
11:00 <Emma> haha
11:00 <cherri_pie> like fried bacon
11:00 <Sharni> If I did I would of chopped them up
11:00 <cherri_pie> especially in porn
11:00 <cherri_pie> i cant watch it anymore
11:00 <cherri_pie> so gross
12:00 <Sharni> Lol
12:00 <Emma> good sharni
12:00 <cherri_pie> how can people fuck that
12:00 <cherri_pie> i would just fist it for fun
12:00 <cherri_pie> or leg it
12:00 <Emma> a tidy vag is good
12:00 <Sharni> Is that why you like the duck cherri_pie
12:00 <cherri_pie> like put my leg in there
12:00 <Sharni> Dick **
12:00 <cherri_pie> whats the duck
12:00 <cherri_pie> naaa
12:00 <Sharni> I'm so hungry
12:00 <cherri_pie> i dun like the dick
12:00 <Sharni> Omgggg
12:00 <cherri_pie> i like the vag
12:00 <cherri_pie> they pushey
12:00 <cherri_pie> i mean
12:00 <cherri_pie> the pusshey
13:00 <Emma> hairy vagg
13:00 <cherri_pie> thats gross
13:00 <Sharni> Haha
13:00 <cherri_pie> i met a chick off irc no joke
13:00 <Sharni> That's hawt
13:00 <cherri_pie> she had a full bush
13:00 <Sharni> No shot
13:00 <cherri_pie> and this was in 2006
13:00 <Sharni> Shit
13:00 <cherri_pie> swear
13:00 <Sharni> Hahha
13:00 <Emma> haha
13:00 <cherri_pie> it was so bad
13:00 <cherri_pie> a full bush 
13:00 <cherri_pie> im not even kidding
13:00 <Sharni> Did you still fuck her
13:00 <cherri_pie> who the fuck does that
13:00 <cherri_pie> na she would fark
13:00 <cherri_pie> wouldnt
13:00 <Emma> why would you meet a chick off here?
14:00 <cherri_pie> they used to be hot back in the day
14:00 <Sharni> Yea why
14:00 <cherri_pie> they werent mental like they are now
14:00 <cherri_pie> i met a few good ones
14:00 <Emma> what ya saying cherri_pie
14:00 <Sharni> I take offence
14:00 <cherri_pie> got some action off this bushy one
14:00 <Emma> we are ugly huh
14:00 <cherri_pie> that was enough for me
14:00 <cherri_pie> well sharnis alright
14:00 <Sharni> SAD FACE
14:00 <Emma> how rude
14:00 <cherri_pie> shes smexshy
14:00 <cherri_pie> so is amelia
14:00 <cherri_pie> but besides that yeh
14:00 <Sharni> Emma's a hotty
14:00 <Emma> fuck you
14:00 <Emma> asshole
14:00 <Emma> bahaha
14:00 <cherri_pie> after that it's mostly just jens...
15:00 <cherri_pie> they are mental patients
15:00 <cherri_pie> never met a normal off irc, since like 99
15:00 <Emma> Bahaha Jen has manly features
15:00 <cherri_pie> that's why i stopped
15:00 <cherri_pie> i got ma own problems haha
15:00 <cherri_pie> :/
15:00 <Sharni> I want ice cream
15:00 <cherri_pie> jen is just like
15:00 <Sharni> Fat life sucks
15:00 <cherri_pie> an irc regret waiting to happen
15:00 <cherri_pie> fat lyf
16:00 <Sharni> I'm going to go raid my fridge
16:00 <Sharni> Yes I'm a fat whale
16:00 <Emma> haha
16:00 <cherri_pie> you dont look fat bro
16:00 <Emma> same
16:00 <Sharni> Well I am
16:00 <President_Trump> Sharni take pics
16:00 <cherri_pie> after 2 kids your doin alright
16:00 <cherri_pie> im fatter than you
16:00 <Emma> fat people ftw
16:00 <Sharni> Immmmm fattttttttt
16:00 <President_Trump> put a nh sign in the fridge
16:00 <cherri_pie> and i dont have kids
16:00 <cherri_pie> im da fat lyf
16:00 <Sharni> President_Trump shut up you fat ranga pedo
17:00 <cherri_pie> yeh you ranga pedo
17:00 <Emma> bahaha
17:00 <Sharni> Yeah
17:00 <cherri_pie> sharni pedo attempt, round 2
17:00 <Emma> cherri_pie, I'm still waiting for the photo
17:00 <Sharni> Yea cherri_pie
17:00 <cherri_pie> naa you wont get one emma
17:00 <Sharni> I want a  photo
17:00 <Emma> why not?
17:00 <cherri_pie> first of all steven will kick my ass
17:00 <cherri_pie> second of all
17:00 <Emma> no he wont
17:00 <cherri_pie> trump and jerome will die 
17:00 <Sharni> Just don't send a d pic
17:00 <President_Trump> steven_ is stoned he doesnt care
17:00 <Sharni> Gosh
17:00 <cherri_pie> like it would be spastication overload for them
18:00 <Emma> 'the not love me anymore 
18:00 <cherri_pie> i cbf
18:00 <cherri_pie> aww
18:00 <cherri_pie> i always send dick pics tho
18:00 <cherri_pie> haha
18:00 <cherri_pie> :/
18:00 <Sharni> I love you Emma
18:00 <cherri_pie> i'll just do what amelia does
18:00 <cherri_pie> draw a lil face and nose on it
18:00 <cherri_pie> maybe give it a mohawk
18:00 <cherri_pie> ....
18:00 <Sharni> Brb need food
18:00 <Emma> yay I'm loved
18:00 <Sharni> Yas
18:00 <Emma> I'm so loveable
18:00 <cherri_pie> yass
19:00 <Sharni> My hair is a bush
19:00 <Emma> haha
19:00 <cherri_pie> what are you gonna eat sharni
19:00 <Emma> i washed mine so it's all curly
19:00 <cherri_pie> whats your snax
19:00 <Sharni> Idk :(
19:00 <Sharni> My natural hair is fucking curly
19:00 <Sharni> I hate it
19:00 <cherri_pie> blahh this is the hair convo from the other night
19:00 <cherri_pie> im sittin this one out
19:00 <cherri_pie> ...
19:00 <President_Trump> sharni will put some homebrand cheese on homebrand bread and then microwave
20:00 <Sharni> Is it cause your bald cherri_pie
20:00 <cherri_pie> nooooo
20:00 <Emma> hHaha
20:00 <Emma> ahahahahano hair
20:00 <cherri_pie> coz i only know one brand of shampoo thats fancy
20:00 <cherri_pie> and its for girls
20:00 <Sharni> President_Trump sorry I don't have cheap shit
20:00 <cherri_pie> so i cant comment
20:00 <cherri_pie> no girl has cheap shit i think
20:00 <President_Trump> yes you do lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:00 <cherri_pie> so glad im a guy
20:00 <Sharni> What ever mate
20:00 <Emma> what brand
20:00 <cherri_pie> fuck paying 100 for shampoo
20:00 <cherri_pie> kerastase, its french 
20:00 <cherri_pie> its about 20 a bottle
21:00 <cherri_pie> which is cheap
21:00 <Sharni> My shampoo and conditioner cost like $40 something for the both
21:00 <cherri_pie> fuck that
21:00 <cherri_pie> i buy shwazenegger
21:00 <cherri_pie> 3.50 brah
21:00 <Sharni> It's for blonde hair sooooo shush
21:00 <cherri_pie> aww
21:00 <Sharni> Fuck no
21:00 <cherri_pie> your a natty sharni
21:00 <cherri_pie> nice
21:00 <Sharni> Brb
21:00 <cherri_pie> sjwarzkopf isnt bad
21:00 <cherri_pie> for a guy especially
21:00 <cherri_pie> you know what the worst shampoo is
22:00 <cherri_pie> i think they use it in jail
22:00 <cherri_pie> its so fuckin bad
22:00 <cherri_pie> disgustig shit
22:00 <cherri_pie> it's so retro
22:00 <cherri_pie> like it was big in the 90s
22:00 <Emma> Pantene is bad
22:00 <cherri_pie> FLEX hahaha
22:00 <President_Trump> cherri_pie uses head and shoulders
22:00 <cherri_pie> that's what trump uses
22:00 <cherri_pie> ranga version
22:00 <cherri_pie> flex on da range
22:00 <cherri_pie> ranga
23:00 <Emma> i use that haha
23:00 <cherri_pie> i dunno about pantene, isn't that good
23:00 <cherri_pie> hahaha noooo
23:00 <cherri_pie> get steven to chuck it out man
23:00 <cherri_pie> why you usin that emma
23:00 <cherri_pie> its so baddd
23:00 <cherri_pie> hahahah
23:00 <cherri_pie> it smells like shit!
23:00 <cherri_pie> like chemicals or something
23:00 <Sharni>  I'm eating a banana
23:00 <Emma> coz I got shit shampoo it give me dry scalp
23:00 <cherri_pie> apparently it's good tho
24:00 <cherri_pie> like medical shit with alot of protein in it or something
24:00 <Emma> i use it once a week
24:00 <cherri_pie> blahh
24:00 <Emma> that's it
24:00 <cherri_pie> steven doesnt care about your scalp
24:00 <cherri_pie> you girls fuss too much, guys don't look at that shit
24:00 <cherri_pie> the only time we pay attention to your hair is when we pull it :)
24:00 <Sharni> Shush
24:00 <Sharni> It's not always about you guys
24:00 <Emma> haha when it looks like it's snowing you gots a problem
24:00 <Sharni> Fucking makes
24:00 <cherri_pie> yehh maybe then
25:00 <Sharni> Males
25:00 <cherri_pie> guys might have a no snow policy in that case haha
25:00 <Sharni> -_-
25:00 <cherri_pie> but that doesnt happen does it
25:00 <Emma> no
25:00 <cherri_pie> like why would a chick be like having shit come out of her head
25:00 <cherri_pie> i dun get it?
25:00 <Emma> just when I use shit shampoos
25:00 <cherri_pie> ohh blahh to that then
25:00 <cherri_pie> get steven to buy you some good shit
26:00 <cherri_pie> they should change the name of shampoo as well
26:00 <Emma> haha 
26:00 <cherri_pie> like lets be real here
26:00 <cherri_pie> it has the word poo in it
26:00 <cherri_pie> errr
26:00 <Emma> i just go to the hairdresser and get them to wash my hair
26:00 <Emma> hahaha
26:00 <cherri_pie> who the fuck made up that name
26:00 <Sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/ROPWAcQv/IMG_4066.JPG
26:00 <cherri_pie> like dude, call it something else
26:00 <Sharni> I'm sharing my banana
26:00 <cherri_pie> who are you sharing it with sharni
26:00 <Emma> bed time byeeeee
26:00 <Sharni> Open the link
27:00 <Sharni> Byeeeeeeee
27:00 <cherri_pie> awww byee emma
27:00 <President_Trump> is that a pig?
27:00 <cherri_pie> why you goin for
27:00 <Emma> sex
27:00 <cherri_pie> hahaha
27:00 <Emma> haha
27:00 <cherri_pie> you perv emma
27:00 <Sharni> Be there soon Emma
27:00 <cherri_pie> go steven!
27:00 <Sharni> Who said is was with him
27:00 <cherri_pie> ohh yeh
27:00 <cherri_pie> i forgot
27:00 <cherri_pie> sharni likes da vag
27:00 <Sharni> Yep
27:00 <cherri_pie> my mistake
27:00 <cherri_pie> haha
27:00 <Sharni> Yuck
28:00 <Sharni> I'm not a leso
28:00 <cherri_pie> how do you share a banana with a dog sharni
28:00 <Sharni> I just like being a sick head
28:00 <cherri_pie> i didnt even know you had a dog
28:00 <Sharni> I'm not I'm just being a idiot
28:00 <Sharni> I just got her
28:00 <cherri_pie> ohh
28:00 <cherri_pie> shes cute as
28:00 <cherri_pie> is that a staffy
28:00 <Sharni> She's 8 weeks tomorrow
28:00 <Sharni> Yep
28:00 <cherri_pie> nice dogg broo
28:00 <Sharni> Thanks brahh
28:00 <cherri_pie> looks expensive
28:00 <cherri_pie> how much
28:00 <Sharni> $100
28:00 <Sharni> Hahaha
28:00 <cherri_pie> whaaatt
29:00 <cherri_pie> thats lebo rates brahh
29:00 <cherri_pie> haha
29:00 <cherri_pie> had to be a mate
29:00 <Sharni> Yea I saw the ad and I was like wtf $100 so I just grabbed her
29:00 <cherri_pie> if thats a purebred staffy its worth $800 at least
29:00 <Sharni> Like she isn't microchipped and vaccinated so yeah 
29:00 <cherri_pie> na who cares
29:00 <cherri_pie> waste of money
29:00 <Sharni> Poor things was covered in fleas
29:00 <cherri_pie> chip is only 100 i think
29:00 <cherri_pie> aww thats no good
30:00 <cherri_pie> mine had fleas
30:00 <Sharni> Yeah well I got rid of them I hope poor baby
30:00 <cherri_pie> i've got a purebred pitty
30:00 <cherri_pie> yeh just get fle powder 
30:00 <Sharni> Like they are going to get them it can't be helped
30:00 <cherri_pie> that helped mine, wasnt the best stuff but it helped
30:00 <Sharni> But they could of treated them
30:00 <Sharni> Aww yeah
30:00 <cherri_pie> yeh sounds like she was just bred for cash
31:00 <cherri_pie> that wouldnt happen off a proper breeder
31:00 <Sharni> I just used flea shampoo for now and I just say there and picked them out
31:00 <cherri_pie> thats street shit
31:00 <Sharni> Was pretty fun lmao
31:00 <cherri_pie> hahaha naaa
31:00 <cherri_pie> whyyy 
31:00 <cherri_pie> they are little assholes
31:00 <Sharni> Idk
31:00 <cherri_pie> you cant catch them
31:00 <cherri_pie> i think they come out in the bath tho
31:00 <cherri_pie> how did you wash yours
31:00 <Sharni> If you get a pair of tweezers and kill it while it's still on the dog it's easier
32:00 <Sharni> In the baby bath haha
32:00 <cherri_pie> hahaha
32:00 <cherri_pie> thats so ghetto sharni
32:00 <cherri_pie> in the baby bath ffs
32:00 <cherri_pie> :/
32:00 <President_Trump> do you walk it?
32:00 <cherri_pie> us hood ppl come up with some good shit hey
32:00 <cherri_pie> :)
33:00 <Sharni> Well she is only little and if I put her in the big bath she has more room to run away
33:00 <cherri_pie> yeh true
33:00 <cherri_pie> was she ok when you bathed her or did she freak out
33:00 <Sharni> President_Trump it's too young just yet and I rather wait till she gets the parvo vaccination
36:00 <cherri_pie> whats the parvo vacc sharni
37:00 <President_Trump> what do u mean what is it? 
37:00 <President_Trump> u dumb cherri_pie
37:00 <cherri_pie> i'v never heard of it
38:00 <cherri_pie> my dog is like 10 yrs old
38:00 <cherri_pie> he's been to the vet maybe 3 times
38:00 <cherri_pie> i dunno half the shit they have out there
38:00 <cherri_pie> girls know about this shit
38:00 <cherri_pie> wtf do guys know
39:00 <cherri_pie> i hardly go to the doctor as it is, and my dog hardly goes to the vet
39:00 <cherri_pie> we thug niggas
42:00 <Sharni>  Lol
42:00 <miles> Sharni
42:00 <miles> https://youtu.be/UcwKo5w0MLE
42:00 <Sharni> Do you not know what parvo is
43:00 <cherri_pie> na i dunno sharni
43:00 <cherri_pie> what is it
43:00 <miles> dance video
43:00 <miles> https://youtu.be/UcwKo5w0MLE
44:00 <Sharni> Lol omg
44:00 <Sharni> cherri_pie google it
44:00 <cherri_pie> fuck i cbf sharniii
44:00 <cherri_pie> dont be a slarttt
44:00 <cherri_pie> tell me
44:00 <cherri_pie> is it like aids?
44:00 <Sharni> It could kill them
44:00 <cherri_pie> :/
44:00 <cherri_pie> ohh
44:00 <cherri_pie> aids then
44:00 <cherri_pie> fuck that
45:00 <cherri_pie> i'll look it up
45:00 <cherri_pie> how much does it cost sharni
45:00 <Sharni> The canine parvovirus (CPV) infection is a highly contagious viral illness that affects dogs. The virus manifests itself in two different forms. The more common form is the intestinal form, which is characterized by vomiting, diarrhea, weight loss, and lack of appetite (anorexia). The less common form is the cardiac form, which attacks the heart muscles of
45:00 <Sharni> very young puppies, often leading to death. The majority of cases are seen in puppies that are between six weeks and six months old. The incidence of canine parvovirus infections has been reduced radically by early vaccination in young puppies.
45:00 <Sharni> No ideas
46:00 <cherri_pie> aww thanks sharni
46:00 <cherri_pie> now i luf you
46:00 <cherri_pie> you googled it for me, i was just lookin it up
46:00 <cherri_pie> haha that's sweet of you
46:00 <Sharni> Butt hole
47:00 <cherri_pie> yass
47:00 <cherri_pie> well yeh it sounds bad, i never heard of it
47:00 <cherri_pie> is it just a puppy thing
47:00 <Sharni> Any dog can get it
47:00 <Sharni> I mean age wise
47:00 <cherri_pie> my dogs got cancer atm
47:00 <cherri_pie> i have to put him down
47:00 <Sharni> Naww
47:00 <cherri_pie> hes got a massive tumour on his face
47:00 <cherri_pie> of all places
47:00 <Sharni> That sucks dude
47:00 <cherri_pie> yeh i know
48:00 <cherri_pie> cant believe he got it there of all places
48:00 <Sharni> I know it's hard but you should put him out of his misery
48:00 <cherri_pie> yeh im going to
48:00 <cherri_pie> it's not that hard, i made my peace with it
48:00 <Sharni> Ok
48:00 <cherri_pie> i'll probly get him cremated
48:00 <Sharni> Yea
48:00 <cherri_pie> real OG gangstas live on haha
49:00 <cherri_pie> he's an OPG
49:00 <cherri_pie> original pitbull gangsta
49:00 <cherri_pie> the stuff this dog has done, he is a machine
49:00 <cherri_pie> had to be seen to be believed
49:00 <cherri_pie> he never had sex tgo
49:00 <cherri_pie> that is my only regret
50:00 <cherri_pie> he is gonna die a virgin i think
50:00 <President_Trump> try wanking him off
50:00 <President_Trump> make him feel good cherri
50:00 <cherri_pie> i dont think thats fair to any male, animal or not
50:00 <cherri_pie> no thanks trump
50:00 <cherri_pie> maybe you would
50:00 <cherri_pie> but not my thing thanks
51:00 <cherri_pie> omg why is it so boringg
51:00 <Sharni> Night guys
51:00 <cherri_pie> fuckin hell
51:00 <cherri_pie> now sharnis going
51:00 <President_Trump> Sharni vote 1 trump
51:00 <Sharni> President_Trump:
51:00 <Sharni> No
51:00 <President_Trump> thats a good thing cherri
51:00 <cherri_pie> hhaha
51:00 <cherri_pie> no its not
51:00 <Sharni> Give me one mill and I'll vote
51:00 <cherri_pie> well goodnight sharni
51:00 <cherri_pie> sleep well
51:00 <Sharni> President_Trump this is why your a rejected ranga
52:00 <Sharni> Thanks dude
52:00 <cherri_pie> hahahahah
52:00 <cherri_pie> trump are you a ranga
52:00 <cherri_pie> you must be pieter
54:00 <slinky_J> time for a beer
07:00 <steven_> fgts
10:00 <nate> up late gaming steven?!?
10:00 <nate> :D
11:00 <steven_> yeh
14:00 <miles> steven did u see my new song
14:00 <miles> and dance video
15:00 <President_Trump> up late gayming
15:00 <miles> im not drinking now
15:00 <miles> ever again
15:00 <nate> i missed out miles
15:00 <nate> u damn bitch!
15:00 <miles> one sec
15:00 <miles> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcwKo5w0MLE
16:00 <miles> lols
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 6 7 8 9 TEN (Apr 14, 2016) Length: 0:41 - Category: Music - 3 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:00 <miles> thats dance
16:00 <miles> and this is the song
16:00 <miles> https://youtu.be/3isO9g8_RIU
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: once i caught a fish alive 2016 song of the year (Apr 14, 2016) Length: 1:43 - Category: Music - 6 views views - 1 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
17:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:00 <miles> lols
19:00 <miles> ive lost the plot
20:00 <miles> not leaving my place
20:00 <miles> and like not drinking
20:00 <miles> gone retarded
21:00 <miles> at least out of my retardation that song came
22:00 <miles> so not that bad
22:00 <miles> i reckon
22:00 <Skirmish> Sitting here bored and then glance to my left and remember I bought myself a quarter pounder on the way home. YAY!
22:00 <miles> i should eat
22:00 <Skirmish> So did you recheck your rates notice miles?
23:00 <miles> none ya
23:00 <miles> unless u going root me
23:00 <miles> dont talk to me
23:00 <miles> like that means suck my cock
25:00 <miles> dont drink grapa
25:00 <miles> ok
26:00 <miles> fucks with the sense
26:00 <miles> of reality
27:00 <miles> might kick the door frame to get rid of head ache
27:00 <miles> its lots harder without shoes on
34:00 <nate> r u fucking Skirmish tisk???
34:00 <nate> lol
34:00 <Skirmish> I got the impression he wants me to fuck his ass.
35:00 <nate> b all boney
59:00 <miles> i should have drank what i did
59:00 <miles> shouldnt
58:00 <miles> fried 
58:00 <miles> head hurts
01:00 <thestig> bang your head on the door frame
05:00 <thestig> until it goes away
10:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1VPzeHbTWc
10:00 <slinky_J> unf unf
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eminem - Fine Line [HQ & Lyrics] (Dec 6, 2014) Length: 5:08 - Category: Music - 223,966 views - 1,327 likes (96.1%), 54 dislikes (3.9%)
14:00 <slinky_J> boring online uh
18:00 <steven_> ye
31:00 <slinky_J> :P
31:00 <slinky_J> I needa escape adels again
32:00 <slinky_J> like when i went camping end 2014
32:00 <slinky_J> hate being surrounded by so many people feels suffocating
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yeassss
46:00 <MexicanGuy13> stinky undies
46:00 <MexicanGuy13> :))
48:00 <MexicanGuy13> BlackDevil
48:00 <MexicanGuy13> jon mcbumgravy
48:00 <MexicanGuy13> hey poofta wooly woofta gutz
50:00 <MexicanGuy13> [[[[[pong]]]]]
50:00 <MexicanGuy13> off to pooland
52:00 <MexicanGuy13> all the faggot bitches are here
01:00 <MexicanGuy13> the smell of a dudes fresh shit drives jon crazy.
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who john
01:00 <MexicanGuy13> black devil
02:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he like to smell pong bum????
07:00 <MexicanGuy13> yeep
10:00 <MexicanGuy13> hes been an anal sniffer all his life
12:00 <steven_> you gay
20:00 <MexicanGuy13> stephan rodger hawks
20:00 <MexicanGuy13> hey fuckshit
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> bum sniffer
23:00 <MexicanGuy13> steven hawks is a shitsniff
28:00 <MexicanGuy13> a mans smelly anus is candy to skirmish
28:00 <Skirmish> Trust MexicanGuy13 to be thinking about smelly anus.
28:00 <Skirmish> Sitting here waiting for Sharni to arrive are you Joel?
28:00 <MexicanGuy13> perhaps
28:00 <Skirmish> She said last night she would rather fuck tisk than you.
29:00 <Skirmish> That's a very clear rejection.
29:00 <MexicanGuy13> lololool
29:00 <MexicanGuy13> skirmish having sex with his uncle
33:00 <MexicanGuy13> had a bumroot with his uncle
34:00 <Skirmish> I wish you were smarter. Your attempts at trolling would be less depressing if you were smarter.
36:00 <MexicanGuy13> the smell of a dudes fresh shit excites Skirmish
39:00 <Skirmish> Banned from #sydney for reminding them wookie tried to smuggle drugs into Australia.
40:00 <Skirmish> My trolls are better than yours pong.
43:00 <Qbert> they're not accusations if it's the truth
43:00 <Qbert> funny as
44:00 <Skirmish> That is correct isn't it?
44:00 <Qbert> fucks me
45:00 <Skirmish> I guess it comes down to context. It is a truthful accusation.
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no u not
46:00 <Skirmish> Is something wrong Qbert?
46:00 <Skirmish> I have some time if you want to discuss it with me.
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who want to kisss
46:00 <MexicanGuy13> kiss sharnis tits
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ok
46:00 <Skirmish> Joel, you will never ever see Sharni in real life. It's to move on from that obsession mate.
47:00 <MexicanGuy13> SAIS THE BITCH NIGGER
47:00 <MexicanGuy13> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
48:00 <Qbert> nothing is wrong.. i can't confirm nor deny what you're saying
48:00 <Skirmish> Qbert: You got me thinking and looking into it, the term accusation is a charge of wrongdoing; imputation of guilt or blame. I was clarifying that there was no scope for innocence in my statement as it has already been established as truth.
49:00 <Skirmish> Ok. I thought you had followed me here to be pedantic about my choice of words.
49:00 <Qbert> nuh
49:00 <Qbert> why would i follow? i'm already here
50:00 <MexicanGuy13> miles
50:00 <MexicanGuy13> u faggot bitch
50:00 <MexicanGuy13> where are you
50:00 <Skirmish> All good then. Another successful chat. I can feel our friendship blossoming already.
51:00 <Skirmish> MexicanGuy13: Be a bit more respectful when you address miles. On the scope of retardation you both sit about the same place, you perhaps a little lower. Respect your betters Joel.
52:00 <MexicanGuy13> fugoff poofter bitch
52:00 <MexicanGuy13> bitch ass nigger
52:00 <MexicanGuy13> shitdipper
52:00 <MexicanGuy13> lickity split dick lips
54:00 <Skirmish> Thank you for proving my point. Miles doesn't carry on like you do, making him superior to you Joel.
55:00 <MexicanGuy13> lickity split dick lips
55:00 <MexicanGuy13> aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhaahahahahaha
56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lickidy splitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
58:00 <MexicanGuy13> ye
59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lets go clubbing
59:00 <MexicanGuy13> nar'
59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y
00:00 <MexicanGuy13> skirmish wears a happy clubbing
00:00 <MexicanGuy13> nappy
00:00 <MexicanGuy13> diaper faggot
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong always poo pants
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> a runny fresh one
02:00 <MexicanGuy13> show me
02:00 <MexicanGuy13> im interested
02:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ok on cam
02:00 <MexicanGuy13> nups
02:00 <MexicanGuy13> lolz
17:00 <MexicanGuy13> skirmish knows what to do with mens asses
18:00 <Skirmish> Joel is forever thinking about mens asses.
19:00 <MexicanGuy13> skirmish forever touching other mens asses
20:00 <Skirmish> Joel is just jealous I get more action that he does.
20:00 <MexicanGuy13> skirmish forever touching other mens asses
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> joel sniffs bike seats outside shops
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> joel molests stray dogs
35:00 <MexicanGuy13> skirmo enjoys anything to do with mens asses
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u also
36:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> were is tisk
37:00 <steven_> in your bum
37:00 <MexicanGuy13> steve o
37:00 <MexicanGuy13> you bitch ass nigger
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> nooo only poo in pongs bum
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> tisk op pong
39:00 <steven_> `seek -online
40:00 <steven_> only 1 offender
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> `seek
51:00 <steven_> did you know that when it snows my eyes become large
55:00 <MexicanGuy13> stevie wonder
55:00 <MexicanGuy13> hey son of mine
56:00 <MexicanGuy13> emma tits
56:00 <MexicanGuy13> where r they arsehole
08:00 <Skirmish> LOL Joel thinks steven_ is his friend.
08:00 <MexicanGuy13> skirmo
08:00 <MexicanGuy13> u ugly prick
09:00 <Skirmish> LOL Joel thinks that he can seduce Sharni.
09:00 <Skirmish> LOL Joel thinks he can get a woman that's not a smackie abo.
09:00 <MexicanGuy13> hahaha
10:00 <MexicanGuy13> wheres smackie fathouse
11:00 <Skirmish> LOL Joel thinks he isn't going to end up living in housing commission being bashed by the 10yo's that live next door when they come to steal his drugs.
21:00 <MexicanGuy13> hadda bitta poosex this guy did i think
22:00 <MexicanGuy13> slinky_J the stinky_Gay
22:00 <MexicanGuy13> skirmish has his own fathers shit on his penis
22:00 <MexicanGuy13> hahahahahahahahahahhaha
22:00 <Skirmish> LOL Joel doesn't have a father.
29:00 <nate> hi wonderful ppl
29:00 <nate> LOVin da weekend
38:00 <MexicanGuy13> he he
38:00 <MexicanGuy13> me 2
39:00 <MexicanGuy13> cloudy here my m8 named n8
39:00 <nate> cloudy with a chance of hot pussy?
39:00 <MexicanGuy13> yeaaa
41:00 <MexicanGuy13> tonight i will eat scrambled eggs with tinned spageti n chip
45:00 <President_Trump> <shopping^trolly> she gargles and swallowes
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> That was Pollock
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> lolol
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> They've obviously split up
47:00 <Skirmish> I am going to use Uber when I drop my car in for a service on Saturday morning. 
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> I was thinking of signing up to do Uber
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Instead of being on here every night, make a few bucks
49:00 <slinky_J> chips, cheese and gravy
49:00 <slinky_J> i was in HEAVEN!
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Means getting a newer car tho.. Effortttttttt
51:00 <Skirmish> Money seems ok. Usually it costs me $10-15 from where my car gets serviced to the nearest shopping centre. Just did an Uber quote, $6. Bargain. No smelly taxi and cheaper. 
52:00 <slinky_J> Uber serial killer
52:00 <slinky_J> bring it on!
54:00 <Skirmish> Maybe I should start moonlighting as an uber driver. My car is only 2 years old. 
54:00 <slinky_J> !!pong!!
54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiii
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> That's my train of thought Skirmish
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> Extra $300 a week would be good
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> Bit of play money
55:00 <nate> hi blitzy!
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> nate! babe!!
55:00 <Skirmish> Screws could find heaps of women to stuff in his freezer if he became an uber driver. 
55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong cant drive
56:00 <slinky_J> serial*
56:00 <Skirmish> Why would uber be serial killers rather than taxi drivers? 
57:00 <Skirmish> Same thing, different pay method. 
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> It's a very similar service
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Except one pays extortion fees, the other just ignores the govt
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> lol
00:00 <nate> Metallica Fuel 
01:00 <nate> hi steven mc slut
01:00 <nate> mc slurry
01:00 <nate> mc Blitzkrieg
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> were is netz
07:00 <nate> Pitbull - I Know You Want Me
08:00 <nate> DOILLY
11:00 <steven_> haha
11:00 <steven_> hi babe
18:00 <slinky_J> yiros
18:00 <slinky_J> almost
18:00 <slinky_J> choking
18:00 <slinky_J> she dun like yiros
21:00 <Skirmish> http://youtu.be/TYClEpZbeU4 <--- A must see for all that have not already seen. 
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Feminists Celebrate Sexually Transmitted Diseases! (Apr 11, 2016) Length: 4:48 - Category: News & Politics - 127,222 views - 10,628 likes (98.9%), 115 dislikes (1.1%)
57:00 <Lumeah> Skirmi
57:00 <Lumeah> You still here hunny? 
00:00 <Lumeah> Stinky
00:00 <Lumeah> Ping
00:00 <Lumeah> Pong
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> want to smell finger
05:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
09:00 <steevenn> ahah
12:00 <President_Trump> https://vid.me/LqDF
19:00 <steevenn> haha
19:00 <ori> I just found a half bottle Ballentines
19:00 <ori> in the cupboard where I keep my coffee hahaha
19:00 <ori> score!
19:00 <ori> man watching jurassic park 3d owns
21:00 <steven_> mayte
22:00 <President_Trump> HOW ABOUT THAT MATE
23:00 <thestig> lame
23:00 <thestig> never post stuff of yourself
23:00 <Sharni> Hahahah
26:00 <steven_> COME on come on
26:00 <steven_> turn the radio on
26:00 <President_Trump> u mad bro?
26:00 <President_Trump> https://vid.me/6BrY
26:00 <President_Trump> AYYYYYYYYYY WHATS GOIN ON!??!????????????????????
28:00 <steven_> i just cried
28:00 <Sharni> Cunts fucked
29:00 <steven_> hahahahaha
29:00 <Sharni> I'm speechless
29:00 <Sharni> President_Trump do you keep them videos for you private time
29:00 <steven_> that was 2 funny
30:00 <President_Trump> i save them because he deletes them off fb when he sobers up
30:00 <Sharni> Haha
30:00 <Sharni> Post more
30:00 <Sharni> I want to laugh
30:00 <Sharni> Make steven_ cry more
30:00 <President_Trump> https://vid.me/ujOL
30:00 <President_Trump> Sharni i only saved your pic for my private time
31:00 <Sharni> Ok babez
31:00 <thestig> all these bans now lol
32:00 <Sharni> That one wasn't funny
32:00 <Skirmish> Hey there Sharni. Joel was confessing his love for you earlier. I tried to tell him that you wouldn't dream of entertaining a drongo like that but he still loves you all the same. 
33:00 <Sharni> Rightio
33:00 <President_Trump> Sharni will love the next one
33:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllll
33:00 <Sharni> I love you President_Trump
33:00 <Sharni> Putty your a fat ranga
33:00 <Sharni> Pitty **
33:00 <Sharni> Pity
33:00 <Emma> ranga
34:00 <Sharni> Fucking cunt slart phone
34:00 <President_Trump> https://vid.me/C889
34:00 <Emma> don't blame the phone
34:00 <Emma> only I can
34:00 <Skirmish> Nobody likes rangas ... Except my ginger minger pussy cat, Ranga! 
34:00 <President_Trump> dont blame the phone, blame your fat fingers
35:00 <Emma> haha
35:00 <Emma> fat sosage
36:00 <Emma> I gots a fat sosage
36:00 <President_Trump> https://vid.me/RWWy
36:00 <Emma> in mah jocks
37:00 <thestig> nice
37:00 <Emma> that cunt is so fucking retarded
37:00 <thestig> i remember when my bans used to get removed straight away
37:00 <thestig> now another change
37:00 <nate> rubber BanD'
37:00 <steven_> time for a change
37:00 <steven_> so much better now
38:00 <President_Trump> he is irc royalty Emma, show some respect
38:00 <Emma> want to see it thestig ??
38:00 <Skirmish> Joel is a smackie imbecile that you guys here have around cause he's funny to laugh at. That's all. 
38:00 <Emma> fuck irc
38:00 <Skirmish> Joel is no different to Chris or Screws. 
39:00 <Emma> all a bunch of tards
39:00 <steven_> joels on skype
39:00 <Sharni> Emma only loves me
39:00 <steven_> im calling hm
39:00 <President_Trump> <Emma> all a bunch of tards, except trump
39:00 <Emma> they think they are normal 
39:00 <steven_> he will be in bed
39:00 <Emma> far from it
39:00 <steven_> out cold
39:00 <President_Trump> call him in, TTZ
39:00 <Emma> trump your the king of tards
40:00 <President_Trump> im buying nicks fish and chips, we are going to be neighbours
40:00 <Emma> ok
40:00 <Emma> fat fuck
40:00 <Sharni> Lol
40:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllll @ Emma, wasnt too long ago you were badly overweight
40:00 <Emma> haha badly ?
41:00 <President_Trump> 8 kg for a woman is obese
41:00 <Emma> hahahahahahaha
41:00 <Emma> I've lost more than 8kilos
41:00 <Emma> but still not considered obese
41:00 <President_Trump> so you were super obese
41:00 <Emma> fatfuck
41:00 <President_Trump> coon
41:00 <Skirmish> Obvious troll is so very obvious. 
41:00 <Sharni> Leave Emma alone
41:00 <Emma> unlike you fat fuck I don't something about it
42:00 <Sharni> She my baby mamma
42:00 <Emma> done**
42:00 <President_Trump> i was never 8kg overweight though emma
42:00 <President_Trump> you will yo yo
42:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
42:00 <Sharni> President_Trump your a ranga and you can't chnsge that so shush
42:00 <steven_> pics with verification
42:00 <steven_> you know the drill trump
42:00 <Emma> yes photos 
42:00 <slinky_J> pics holding a water melon
42:00 <slinky_J> or stfu
42:00 <Sharni> I'm overweight
42:00 <Emma> fat fuck
42:00 <Sharni> Fat as fuck
42:00 <Emma> hurry fat fuck
42:00 <President_Trump> i know Sharni
42:00 <steven_> and i pic of the fridge while you got the camera out
42:00 <Sharni> Who for band
42:00 <Sharni> Banned
42:00 <nate> steven has banned his buddy
43:00 <Sharni> Yas
43:00 <Emma> don't have all day
43:00 <President_Trump> when i went to england they were all says 'you're well fit'
43:00 <Sharni> Yes hurry up
43:00 <Sharni> Well we will judge that
43:00 <Emma> haha 
43:00 <Emma> fat fuck
43:00 <Sharni> That could of been a decade a go
43:00 <Emma> never happened Sharni 
43:00 <nate> isnt he rude
44:00 <Skirmish> PM me pics and I will judge how fat all you cunts are on the official Skirmish fat scale. 
44:00 <Sharni> Ha ha
44:00 <President_Trump> ok here is the pic
44:00 <President_Trump> http://i.imgur.com/hMlW1Eb.jpg
44:00 <Sharni> Hawt
44:00 <President_Trump> i even put trump on it
44:00 <Sharni> Lololol fagget
44:00 <Emma> haha
44:00 <Skirmish> Is that Sharni? 
44:00 <Sharni> Yes
44:00 <Emma> Skirmish would your wife like you looking at fat fucks on the Internet?
45:00 <Emma> haha
45:00 <President_Trump> dont call Sharni fat
45:00 <President_Trump> u dog Emma
45:00 <Emma> President_Trump, you're the fat fuck
45:00 <Sharni> Emma seen my body she knows I'm fat
45:00 <Skirmish> Emma: My wife would ask for a look lol
45:00 <Sharni> So does Amelia
45:00 <Skirmish> Sharni: You have a gorgeous face. 
45:00 <Emma> Bahaha good wife!!
45:00 <Skirmish> Dem eyes.
45:00 <Sharni> Lol thanks
45:00 <Sharni> What is his buddies name
45:00 <nate> hot stuff
46:00 <Emma> Steven stopped showing me photos
46:00 <Sharni> Haha
46:00 <Skirmish> You still might be a huge fat bitch though so I can only say 'Gorgeous face'. 
46:00 <Sharni> No one shows me photos
46:00 <Skirmish> BBS
46:00 <President_Trump> next video
46:00 <President_Trump> https://vid.me/7GCc
46:00 <Sharni> Haha I am a huge fat bitch
47:00 <Emma> that fat fucks computer desk
47:00 <Emma> look at the mess
47:00 <nate> Loopydog
47:00 <nate> hobbs?
47:00 <nate> is that the demon
47:00 <nate> davey hobbs
47:00 <steven_> yea
47:00 <steven_> if you flood
47:00 <nate> u may date him Sharni
47:00 <steven_> you get banned
47:00 <steven_> he floods
47:00 <steven_> he got banend
47:00 <nate> he has some naughty streak
47:00 <nate> lol
47:00 <Sharni> No
47:00 <Sharni> Would you ban me steven_ if I be naughty and flood
47:00 <nate> Sharni everyone likes a bad boi
47:00 <steven_> no
48:00 <Emma> omg
48:00 <Emma> clean before you record!!
48:00 <President_Trump> steven_ thats all of them
48:00 <President_Trump> HOW ABOUT THAT MATE
48:00 <Emma> and that cock sucking face at the start
48:00 <Sharni> Them dance moves
48:00 <Emma> would suck good dick
48:00 <Sharni> Haha I know
48:00 <steven_> but if you did it everyday i would
48:00 <nate> has loopy got any tatts
48:00 <Sharni> Ok
48:00 <Sharni> I'll do it everyday
48:00 <Sharni> Flood
48:00 <Sharni> Very nice
49:00 <Emma> that head
49:00 <Sharni> That's trumps fav he watches that and imagines him sucking him off
49:00 <Emma> he come from the cast of the hills has eyes 
49:00 <Sharni> Haha
49:00 <steven_> ekekeke~
50:00 <President_Trump> AYYYYYYYYYY WHATS GOIN ON!??!??????
51:00 <President_Trump> HOW ABOUT THAT MATE
51:00 <Emma> Skirmish left after your photo hmmm what's he doing?????
51:00 <Sharni> Lel
52:00 <Emma> haha
52:00 <Sharni> Haha
52:00 <President_Trump> hes got 7 year itch
52:00 <Emma> to have coffee or not
52:00 <Emma> to decisions 
52:00 <Emma> the**
53:00 <Emma> wonder if Steven will ask
53:00 <President_Trump> coffee lols
53:00 <Emma> or say yea
53:00 <Emma> scoffed yes
53:00 <Emma> nothing to lol about
53:00 <slinky_J> marceline or princess bubblegum hmm
53:00 <President_Trump> Emma if i remember it was these coffees that made you fat
53:00 <slinky_J> maybe Fiona
53:00 <Emma> haha
53:00 <Emma> i cut done
53:00 <nate> Sharni floods her pants all the time
53:00 <Sharni> Wow wow woo wa
53:00 <nate> lets see
53:00 <Sharni> Very nice
54:00 <Emma> down
54:00 <President_Trump> what did you put in these coffees apart from coffee and water?
54:00 <Emma> milk derrrr
54:00 <President_Trump> you get fat from a bit of milk?
54:00 <President_Trump> what else
54:00 <Emma> it's not instant coffee 
54:00 <Sharni> Hi nice to meet you my names borat
55:00 <Emma> or long black 
55:00 <slinky_J> dick
55:00 <Emma> okkkk half a stick of sugar :o
55:00 <Emma> it was 2 sticks at one point
55:00 <President_Trump> now the truth is coming out
55:00 <circle> where is subway
55:00 <President_Trump> what about the cream?
55:00 <Emma> no cream
55:00 <nate> https://dncache-mauganscorp.netdna-ssl.com/thumbseg/1940/1940660-bigthumbnail.jpg
55:00 <nate> u like dat Sharni
55:00 <steven_> fag
55:00 <steven_> ;p
56:00 <Emma> not a dairy person
56:00 <President_Trump> <Emma> milk derrrr
56:00 <Emma> so the only milk I get is in my coffee
56:00 <President_Trump> what about calcium
56:00 <Emma> that's it
56:00 <Sharni> He don't fuck snobs
56:00 <Sharni> Such a turn off I hate guys who are up them selfs
57:00 <Emma> go look at your desk
57:00 <Emma> fat fuck
57:00 <Emma> clean that dinner plate 
57:00 <Emma> pig
57:00 <slinky_J> gotta find a a honey for my homeyyy
57:00 <slinky_J> a baby for my buddy
57:00 <President_Trump> you will get osteoporosis
57:00 <Emma> hahahhahahaha good luck
57:00 <slinky_J> a lady
57:00 <nate> http://www.ctvnews.ca/polopoly_fs/1.2843405.1459704966!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_960/image.jpg
57:00 <nate> lOL
57:00 <nate> dat more like it
57:00 <Sharni> Ew
57:00 <nate> http://gloimg.nastydress.com/NASTY/2015/201510/goods-img/1452554239368820901.jpg
57:00 <ori> woooo wooo hadda coffee
57:00 <ori> woop woop woop
57:00 <nate> LOL
58:00 <Emma> oh well
58:00 <Emma> I'll just drink more coffee
58:00 <Emma> problem solved
58:00 <ori> high as a mofo
58:00 <ori> ;)
58:00 <nate> steveos undies
58:00 <ori> needa pp :(
58:00 <ori> UR UNDIES
58:00 <ori> after gym
58:00 <ori> mmmm sniff
58:00 <Sharni> Eww..
59:00 <Emma> good boy
59:00 <Emma> but sharni has go e
59:00 <nate> had a little Sharni running round at gym today perky boobiez
00:00 <Skirmish> That's ok. I don't fap over faces. She would have to show me something better for that. 
00:00 <nate> BOunce with me ori
00:00 <ori> ew SIF EW
01:00 <Emma> haha it's ok
01:00 <Emma> we won't say anything
01:00 <Skirmish> ;) 
01:00 <Skirmish>  👊🏼
01:00 <ori> he is a hottie
01:00 <ori> dreamboat id cook nate a roast ;D
01:00 <Sharni> I is watching borat
01:00 <Sharni> Very nice
01:00 <ori> hahaha
01:00 <ori> VERR NAICE
02:00 <President_Trump> Emma lets see a pic of this coffee machine
02:00 <slinky_J> lol
02:00 <President_Trump> what u think bout that ratwood?
02:00 <Emma> it's just a pod machine
02:00 <slinky_J> im just glad it's not selfies with fridges
02:00 <ori> well I'm gonna drink this scotch, coz y the fuck not
02:00 <Sharni> Yolo
02:00 <ori> whatta score didnt know was there
02:00 <ori> week later i find woo wooo
02:00 <Sharni> I got Netflix.
02:00 <ori> CLAP IT BABBYYY
02:00 <ori> nicee
02:00 <Sharni> Now I can Netflix and chill
02:00 <Sharni> On me own
02:00 <Sharni> Very nice
03:00 <slinky_J> gosh
03:00 <President_Trump> gosh
03:00 <President_Trump> cupboard pic would be good, havent had an update for a while
03:00 <miles> i run two screens
03:00 <miles> on my pc
03:00 <miles> if i wanted
03:00 <miles> i might be able run 3
03:00 <miles> hmmm
03:00 <miles> i gonna research
03:00 <miles> my mother board is mk
03:00 <miles> mortal kombat
04:00 <slinky_J> lolol
04:00 <slinky_J> :P
04:00 <slinky_J> ur 1 of a kind
04:00 <miles> styles
04:00 <miles> lols
07:00 <President_Trump> good to see u are taking your meds slinky_J
07:00 <President_Trump> and being friendly
07:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that recent meltdown was pretty funny. 
08:00 <slinky_J> ;)
08:00 <President_Trump> recent meltdown? he has one every week
08:00 <slinky_J> WOOO WOOO
08:00 <slinky_J> best way to let off steam xD
09:00 <steven_> this is the best way
09:00 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/revista.automovil.panamericano/videos/1170271682991607/
10:00 <Skirmish> Whalecum back Blitzkrieg 
10:00 <slinky_J> lmao steven_
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loll
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cheers
11:00 <slinky_J> theez dudes suck
11:00 <steven_> another one
13:00 <nate> jen hottie
13:00 <anotherirc3r> nateyyyy
13:00 <ori> it's betta 2 kick ass den kiss it!
13:00 <ori> xD
13:00 <ori> woooo
13:00 <anotherirc3r> how's you!?
13:00 <ori> got ipod goin unf crankkkk
13:00 <ori> tee hee
13:00 <ori> anotherirc3r wit dat sexy face
13:00 <ori> makez u creme
13:00 <anotherirc3r> hahaha sexy?!
13:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah, right
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Slow night
14:00 <nate> anotherirc3r da sexiest
14:00 <nate> lumeah just beats her tho, with her sexy attitude
14:00 <Sharni> Hawt
14:00 <anotherirc3r> well.. i can't argue with that
15:00 <Skirmish> Who is that? 
15:00 <steven_> coffee and smoke lols
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk
15:00 <nate> imma gonna drive to makeout mountain shortly
15:00 <nate> blow up doll in seat next to me
16:00 <Skirmish> Another new nick. 
16:00 <steven_> i spoke to him the other night
16:00 <better`person`than`u> https://youtu.be/WP4AdZt2-7w
16:00 <steven_> he is alright
16:00 <steven_> `op better`person`than`u
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's crying over something 
16:00 <nate> dreamy!
16:00 <anotherirc3r> lol cute
16:00 <miles> anotherirc3r
16:00 <Sharni> Naww
16:00 <miles> Some of the wise will stumble, so that they may be refined, purified and made spotless until the time of the end, for it will still come at the appointed time.
16:00 <nate> word smith tisky
16:00 <anotherirc3r> interesting.. where's that from?
16:00 <miles> the bible
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> The loser iOS keyboard doesn't have that comma thingy lol
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk what's wrong man
17:00 <nate> lolol
17:00 <miles> im christ`opher
17:00 <nate> mormon tisk
17:00 <ori> touch ma nateee
17:00 <ori> i hurtz ur feelins!!!!!!
17:00 <ori> OKAAAY?
17:00 <ori> ;D Xd
17:00 <ori> d:P
17:00 <anotherirc3r> Joshyyyyyyy
17:00 <ori> ahahaha
17:00 <ori> wotup
17:00 <ori> brb gotta sick double inna from mexico outside waitin 4 me
17:00 <ori> xD
17:00 <anotherirc3r> debating on abother drink. you?
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> Why the grim nicks?
18:00 <Skirmish> Is it because Jen gave you a hand job but never let you cum Chris? 
18:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
18:00 <anotherirc3r> damn typing
18:00 <nate> Iggy Azalea - Change Your Life 4 tisk
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> Jen must have a new bf 
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> Pollock was bein weird earlier too
19:00 <anotherirc3r> i haven't had a drink in monthsssss
20:00 <Skirmish> She's on Tinder. She probably has a new bf every day. 
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
20:00 <steven_> blitz been cut off
20:00 <steven_> no more jenpussy for him
20:00 <President_Trump> every night jen is not on irc she is with a bloke
20:00 <President_Trump> fucking
20:00 <President_Trump> that she met off tinder
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> What a shame!
20:00 <Skirmish> I reckon trump is right. 
20:00 <miles> But the court will sit, and his power will be taken away and completely destroyed forever. Then the sovereignty, power and greatness of all the kingdoms under heaven will be handed over to the holy people of the Most High. His kingdom will be an everlasting kingdom, and all rulers will worship and obey him
20:00 <nate> i only drink tisks weed milkshakes
20:00 <anotherirc3r> ummm.. why are you quoting the bible?
21:00 <steven_> going to have to save up for one
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Me too
21:00 <better`person`than`u> i will kill blackdevil
21:00 <President_Trump> there was a period a few weeks ago where she was on a fair bit, that's coz she was waiting of the herpes to clear over
21:00 <better`person`than`u> if my bitchj
21:00 <better`person`than`u> dont come back
21:00 <Emma> hahaha
21:00 <nate> SHAKE it make It BOunce
22:00 <steven_> why?
22:00 <President_Trump> better`person`than`u what does jen's leg feel like?
22:00 <Emma> better`person`than`u nice work cunt
22:00 <Skirmish> Haha ha smackie is going off.  More door frames will be kicked. 
22:00 <better`person`than`u> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug5eL8tQdw8&nohtml5=False
22:00 <Skirmish> GIT ORF MERK MATE
23:00 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rig-MNoH8yo&nohtml5=False
23:00 <steven_> er
23:00 <steven_> yeah
23:00 <steven_> ha
23:00 <Emma> gay
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> What's he flooding 
23:00 <miles> anotherirc3r
23:00 <miles> this was tabbacco
23:00 <miles> why i coughed
23:00 <miles> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jSNs8zc4IU&feature=youtu.be
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: whats going on bound to be found (Apr 15, 2016) Length: 1:00 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> His shit music?
24:00 <Emma> his cock sucking face
24:00 <Skirmish> Yer
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loollll
24:00 <Skirmish> GIT ORF MERK EMMA! 
24:00 <Emma> what?
24:00 <breaker> miles does baccy bongs
24:00 <anotherirc3r> okay. another drink it is
25:00 <Emma> I not understand retard
25:00 <Skirmish> You haven't seen the vid where he kicks the door frame and then says GIT ORF MERK!
25:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
25:00 <President_Trump> emma it is a video dedicated to TRUMP
25:00 <Emma> nope
25:00 <Skirmish> Someone link the git orf merk vid for Emma. 
25:00 <President_Trump> http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2lvfwk9%3E&s=9#.VwiuHvl97IU
25:00 <Skirmish> I need context so she doesn't think I am a retard. 
25:00 <miles> no
25:00 <miles> u idiotto
25:00 <miles> dont drink
25:00 <miles> with morons
25:00 <miles> go home
25:00 <miles> be safe
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOLLLLLLLL 
26:00 <Emma> haha
26:00 <Skirmish> I am just imitating one.  
26:00 <Emma> phone isn't good enough to play that
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Get Steve to load it up
26:00 <President_Trump> go watch it on steven_'s computer then loser
27:00 <Emma> one day
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> It's his dedication to trump and I 
27:00 <Emma> when he isn't skyline fagots
27:00 <Skirmish> Once you see it you will understand what I said. 
27:00 <President_Trump> GET THA FUK ORF MERK MATE
27:00 <Emma> I'll get him to do it now
27:00 <breaker> miles, Dont you have some lover to talk to in pm?
27:00 <miles> lols
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> OR DOORS WILL BE K
28:00 <better`person`than`u> https://youtu.be/Rig-MNoH8yo
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> KICKED
28:00 <better`person`than`u> right there mate
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Fuck up junkie
28:00 <Emma> hahahaha
28:00 <Emma> what a retard
29:00 <better`person`than`u> junkie worth 250k+
29:00 <better`person`than`u> come start cunt
29:00 <Emma> hahaha
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Still a junkie
29:00 <Emma> I'll kick ya in your cunt
29:00 <Skirmish> Smackie isn't worth shit that's why you got no woman. 
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Whether worth $5 or $250k
29:00 <Emma> worth 5cents
30:00 <Skirmish> Keep in mind Chris that it's quite easy to look up who has title on a property and people know know where you live and what your name is. It wouldn't be hard to see if you really were the owner of that unit. 
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> He rents a shit run down unit off dhs 
30:00 <Emma> mate mate mate mate
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> And thinks he is God
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> It's comical
30:00 <Skirmish> Blitzkrieg: I know but he thinks he owns it. 
30:00 <ori> a drink
30:00 <ori> mm
30:00 <ori> ima have some vodka after
30:00 <ori> when dude comes down after neighbour goes to sleep ehehehe
30:00 <ori> maybe trade some valium
30:00 <ori> I think he will ask for some anyway
30:00 <anotherirc3r> i have vodka too!
30:00 <anotherirc3r> have someeeee
30:00 <ori> but they are hard to get so I be like 5 valium for a few drinks
30:00 <ori> nice
30:00 <ori> naw I got this scotch
31:00 <Skirmish> Just letting him know that it would be easy to prove that he in fact does not own it at all. 
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> Do it then
31:00 <ori> chillin outside with music in ma ears drinkin
31:00 <ori> :P
31:00 <anotherirc3r> i've got some stolichnaya vodka
31:00 <anotherirc3r> it's not bad
32:00 <Emma> don't you need to pay?
32:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's already exposed
32:00 <Emma> why would you bother when we know he owns nothing
32:00 <Blitzkrieg> He doesn't even know what his rates are
32:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllll @ tisk, you have already said before the bank owns all of it and it will never be paid off
32:00 <President_Trump> you just pay the interest as rent
32:00 <Blitzkrieg> Some "home owner"
32:00 <Emma> hahahhaha
32:00 <Emma> what's the interest rate?
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> 15%
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's high risk
33:00 <President_Trump> he got a sub prime loan
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cause he's a no hopper
33:00 <Emma> haha
33:00 <Skirmish> If he owns the property he will be on the title with the bank having a caveat over it. 
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yes
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> This is true
33:00 <Skirmish> Emma: You have to pay to check title in NSW I am not sure about Vic. 
34:00 <Emma> yeah you need to pay here as
34:00 <Emma> well
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> But reality is.. The title will say "Department of Human Services"
34:00 <Skirmish> 'Smackie housing'
34:00 <Emma> haha
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> Organisation Unit: Smacked out junkies
35:00 <Emma> is this true better`person`than`u ?
36:00 <Skirmish> Next inspection comes through 'Hey Chris, why are there dunlop volley marks on the top of his door frame you smackie fuck?!'
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> "MERK MATE!"
36:00 <Skirmish> He has gone quiet now he realises that he can be called on one of the biggest lies he's been telling people since getting online. 
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> Probably busy punching sockzie
38:00 <Skirmish> Poor cat. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Should lodge a complaint with the RSPCA to go and check on that cat. 
38:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yeah. I was gonna ring rspca but I forgot his address
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> You can see the cat in the video
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> It looks nervous
39:00 <Skirmish> It's waiting for him to overdose so it can eat his nose and toes. 
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Get a contact high most likely 
43:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllll @ mendelson
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> MINI JACKPOT!!!!!!
48:00 <miles> President_Trump i bought my place for 120
48:00 <miles> k
48:00 <miles> its now worth if i spent 10k
48:00 <miles> 270k
48:00 <miles> fuck u
49:00 <President_Trump> u should sell it then take drugs
49:00 <miles> i dont like drugs
50:00 <miles> but 270k is like 200 pounds of weed
50:00 <miles> lols
50:00 <miles> right there mate
50:00 <Blitzkrieg> You'd be right till Christmas 
51:00 <Skirmish> PM me your unit address miles and I will run a check on title to see if you do in fact own it. 
52:00 <miles> i wouldnt have home loan if i didnt Skirmish
52:00 <Skirmish> I doubt you even have a home loan. 
53:00 <miles> i owe 22k
53:00 <miles> on home
53:00 <miles> its worth 250k+
53:00 <Skirmish> What is your interest rate? Is it secured or variable? 
53:00 <miles> variable atm
53:00 <miles> cause it droped
53:00 <Skirmish> Lol it's not variable cause it dropped. 
53:00 <President_Trump> how did you afford to pay $100k off?
53:00 <miles> i pay 1/2 extra a fortnite
53:00 <miles> so i pay 1 1/2 payments
54:00 <Skirmish> How much are your repayments? 
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> 22k? You added 2k to your loan?
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Did you redraw to buy weed?
54:00 <Skirmish> How much are your land rates from the council? 
54:00 <miles> i pay 45$ a week to own my place
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> He doesn't know
55:00 <miles> 400$ for rates
55:00 <miles> around
55:00 <President_Trump> how much centrelink u get?
55:00 <Skirmish> There is no way you got a $100k mortgage for $45 per week. 
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> You said $500 last time 
55:00 <President_Trump> its a 22k mortgage
55:00 <miles> i got 30k mortgage
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> Rates dont go down
55:00 <President_Trump> i want to know how he paid $100k off
55:00 <miles> i put 100k
55:00 <miles> down payment
55:00 <President_Trump> where did you get that from?
56:00 <Skirmish> $45 a week is Dept of Housing rent for a retard. 
56:00 <Skirmish> It's not a mortgage. 
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
56:00 <miles> lols
56:00 <Skirmish> Also council rates are a LOT more than $400. 
56:00 <miles> u dumb cunts
56:00 <President_Trump> how much would u pay for gauci's pussy miles?
56:00 <miles> i would buy her a house
57:00 <miles> if she would stay with me
57:00 <President_Trump> how could u afford that?
57:00 <Blitzkrieg> Thru dhs?
57:00 <Skirmish> You would rent her a Dept of Housing retard unit for $45 per week? How romantic. 
57:00 <Skirmish> What council area do you live in miles? 
57:00 <President_Trump> he lives in noble park
57:00 <miles> im 2k ahead on my mortgage
57:00 <President_Trump> dandenong council?
58:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nah Noble is seperate 
58:00 <President_Trump> he used to be sitting on the fence on google street view
58:00 <miles> lols
58:00 <Blitzkrieg> Can't think of its same
58:00 <Blitzkrieg> Name*
58:00 <President_Trump> ask Monsoon he has his address
59:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it is Dandenong. 
59:00 <President_Trump> big nigger area
59:00 <President_Trump> somalian sudanese
00:00 <Skirmish> How much do you reckon your place is worth miles? $270k?
01:00 <Skirmish> Your basic rates without any levies are $621. LOL @ $400 around. 
01:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOLLLLLLLL 
01:00 <Blitzkrieg> EXPOSED
01:00 <Skirmish> Plus levies, you will be looking at about $1k. 
02:00 <Skirmish> That is the rate for Houses/Flats/Units/Townhouses from the council. 
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Minus pensioner discount
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> $900~
02:00 <President_Trump> SWEET SWEET GOWCHI PIE
03:00 <Skirmish> I eagerly await your next lie miles. 
03:00 <Sharni> Yas
03:00 <nate> trump do u wanna have the gowchi pie spilling all over your succubus lips
04:00 <President_Trump> his next lie will be that he is not gay
04:00 <President_Trump> YES PLEASE
04:00 <nate> http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/valkyriecrusade/images/c/cb/Queen_Succubus.png/revision/latest?cb=20140819060913
04:00 <nate> thats what trump really looks like
05:00 <ori> hmm
06:00 <President_Trump> GOWCH WHOS WINNING THE FOOTY
07:00 <Blitzkrieg> miles: you're quiet
07:00 <President_Trump> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL shitmond
07:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, god
07:00 <anotherirc3r> shut up
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Realised you've been EXPOSED?
09:00 <President_Trump> nate
09:00 <President_Trump> a question for you
09:00 <nate> YEs carnt
09:00 <President_Trump> from your boyfriend
09:00 <President_Trump> <mrwuf> the world is not perfect, agree? so whats your plan B to situations where you are presented with real danger, if you cannot run?
10:00 <nate> cry?
10:00 <nate> cry bymyself, wishing for romance with trump
10:00 <President_Trump> everyone wishes for that nate
10:00 <anotherirc3r> mwah
10:00 <Sharni> Awww
10:00 <nate> woah trump :P
11:00 <cherri_pie> wassup nerdss
11:00 <President_Trump> nothing i havent had before
11:00 <ori> stupid skype
11:00 <ori> havin to put in secondary fkn email
11:00 <ori> just for code
11:00 <ori> fucken
12:00 <nate> i sprayed myself with the brut before looked like i dropped a bag of cocaine on my shirt;l
12:00 <anotherirc3r> haah natey
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> loooooooooooool
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> Well done
12:00 <anotherirc3r> you'd get KING's attention
13:00 <nate> i usually use roll on, the inside and spray outside ;l
13:00 <nate> hmmm cause i have more rashes than bacon
13:00 <anotherirc3r> i use both lol
13:00 <Sharni> Lol
14:00 <President_Trump> nate using cocaine for weight loss lollllllllllllllllllll
14:00 <nate> i rub some aftershave on my chest if im going to Blitzkriegs house
14:00 <President_Trump> fat nate
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> ;)
14:00 <President_Trump> carn gimme a hug
14:00 <nate> yeah im not losing weight :D
14:00 <nate> it will be all used for sex
14:00 <President_Trump> sex with one of the bus cleaners?
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> More cushion for da pushin
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> ;D
14:00 <nate> yeah the old chick who goes for a ciggy break every 15minutes
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> It's so intense in here tonight
15:00 <nate> ded sexy
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cougar? Nice
15:00 <nate> looks like a basketball
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahahahaha
15:00 <anotherirc3r> hawt
15:00 <nate> shoot into her hoop
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Shoot her hoop
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> ;)
16:00 <cherri_pie> whats goin on blitz
16:00 <cherri_pie> what did i miss
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> Aside from miles being EXPOSED
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> Not a lot
17:00 <cherri_pie> haha what did miles get exposed for
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> Pretending he owns his dhs shack
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> And on that note, bbs!
19:00 <anotherirc3r> what a loss
19:00 <anotherirc3r> did the channel IQ just increase?
19:00 <anotherirc3r> or maybe the arsehole-moron factor just decreased
20:00 <miles> https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12963361_1758527904382650_2142626724142985445_n.jpg?oh=308cbbedaaba448007bfa3f3eb3f4ae7&oe=57ADE3DA
20:00 <miles> exposed
20:00 <miles> home owner
20:00 <miles> lols
21:00 <cherri_pie> he does own his house tho doesnt he
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Who's the junkie
21:00 <cherri_pie> and he pays it off through dsp
21:00 <cherri_pie> thats what i heard anyway
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh it's PiSs
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> No cherri_pie 
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> That was his story
21:00 <cherri_pie> ohh
21:00 <cherri_pie> so it was bullshit?
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yeah
21:00 <cherri_pie> haha wahtt
21:00 <miles> ChanOP
21:00 <miles> i mean cherri_pie
21:00 <President_Trump> lets hope you dont leave anotherirc3r or the channel iq will crash university educated
21:00 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
21:00 <ori> stupid like reset pw
21:00 <anotherirc3r> big deal. i went to uni
21:00 <ori> send to account i dont use
21:00 <anotherirc3r> doesn't make me smarter
21:00 <ori> cant get in to it cause i had to reset it
21:00 <ori> stupid shit
21:00 <ori> lolzzzzzz
21:00 <anotherirc3r> Joshy Joshy Joshyyyyy
22:00 <miles> i do own my place
22:00 <cherri_pie> how the hell did you find that out
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's in commission housing
22:00 <cherri_pie> wait a second miles
22:00 <cherri_pie> i want to hear both sides of the argument
22:00 <miles> k
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> $400 "rates"
22:00 <cherri_pie> you told us, me specifically, that you own a house and pay it off through dsp
22:00 <miles> yeah
22:00 <miles> which is true
22:00 <cherri_pie> blitz says its bullshit
22:00 <ori> XD
22:00 <ori> is so relaxed
22:00 <ori> bak outzide now
22:00 <anotherirc3r> niceeee
22:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm enjoying the cold but today it was nice to just be in trackies and t-shirt
22:00 <anotherirc3r> i is hawt
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> $45 week " mortgage"
23:00 <miles> Blitzkrieg is moron
23:00 <cherri_pie> so how do you respond miles
23:00 <miles> i borrowed 30k
23:00 <miles> when i bought this place
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Which is allegedly a 1.5x payment
23:00 <cherri_pie> where is your evidence to rubutt blit'z accusations?
23:00 <miles> i cant show
23:00 <cherri_pie> ok ok
23:00 <miles> cause none your bizzness
23:00 <cherri_pie> miles cant show
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Because it doesn't exist
23:00 <cherri_pie> so how did you borrow 40k
23:00 <miles> why would i show
23:00 <cherri_pie> you dont need to show
23:00 <nate> woah i agree
23:00 <nate> LOLOL
23:00 <nate> anotherirc3r doing my work for me
23:00 <nate> thanks darl
23:00 <anotherirc3r> what work!?
23:00 <nate> u and i?:)
23:00 <nate> hahah PORK
24:00 <miles> letter says i 7 years ahead on mortgage
24:00 <cherri_pie> tell the story of how you got 30 k
24:00 <cherri_pie> just the basics
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> No bank would lend someone on disability 30k
24:00 <miles> westpac would
24:00 <cherri_pie> i have to agree with blitz
24:00 <cherri_pie> impossible
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> That's insanity
24:00 <cherri_pie> insanity indeed
24:00 <miles> 30k over 30 years
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Risk is enormous
24:00 <cherri_pie> hmm
24:00 <miles> and i am 7 years ahead
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
24:00 <miles> on mortgage
24:00 <cherri_pie> 30 k over 30 years
24:00 <cherri_pie> that might just be doable
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> They wouldn't do 30k over 30 years
24:00 <cherri_pie> but still
24:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
24:00 <nate> LAMB
24:00 <anotherirc3r> how cute
25:00 <cherri_pie> thats only 30 k
25:00 <cherri_pie> which would mean you bought a house for 30k
25:00 <cherri_pie> impossible
25:00 <miles> 120
25:00 <cherri_pie> you still have to pay back the loan
25:00 <cherri_pie> so you pay your loan repayments to westpac each month for the 30k
25:00 <miles> then i put shutters changed carpets
25:00 <cherri_pie> how much was the loan repayments miles
25:00 <miles> 86$
25:00 <cherri_pie> this will be the proof...
25:00 <miles> or 95
25:00 <cherri_pie> hmm
25:00 <nate> Metallica - Mama Said
26:00 <miles> but i pay half extra
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Was $45 before
26:00 <cherri_pie> thats actually possible
26:00 <miles> i pay 140$
26:00 <miles> fortnite
26:00 <cherri_pie> i still find it hard to believe westpac would do that kind of loan tho
26:00 <miles> when its repayments
26:00 <miles> are 45
26:00 <cherri_pie> 30k for 30 years
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> They wouldn't 
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> 7-10 years maybe
26:00 <nate> http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/girl-computer-headset-phone-8249492.jpg
26:00 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSTRTv0xVlU
26:00 <nate> anotherirc3r using mirc
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Iggy Azalea - Team (Dance Video) (Mar 18, 2016) Length: 3:30 - Category: Music - 32,411,937 views - 402,651 likes (93.4%), 28,448 dislikes (6.6%)
27:00 <cherri_pie> 86 per month x 12 monts are your annual repayments
27:00 <cherri_pie> blitz is right
27:00 <cherri_pie> 7-10 yrs tops
27:00 <cherri_pie> but then again were talking wetspac  noble park here
27:00 <cherri_pie> bunch of fucktards
27:00 <cherri_pie> can you imagine
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Over 30 years you'd pay well over 60k interest
27:00 <cherri_pie> anything is possible haha...
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
27:00 <cherri_pie> blitz do the numbers
27:00 <anotherirc3r> if only i looked as hawt
27:00 <nate> buttox u do
27:00 <nate> arse crackin
27:00 <nate> crack a lackin
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> After this smoke
28:00 <cherri_pie> whats his payments at 86 p/m each year
28:00 <cherri_pie> its just under 1200 a year
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
28:00 <cherri_pie> its 1032 per year
28:00 <nate> steven's fav
28:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, awesome
28:00 <anotherirc3r> he's my fav too
29:00 <cherri_pie> which means hes lying
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> You'd pay back over 300k
29:00 <cherri_pie> your exposed miles sorry
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> On a 30k loan
29:00 <cherri_pie> no way westpac would loan you 30k for 0% interest
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Exactly 
29:00 <cherri_pie> $1032 per year is your yearly repayment
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> He got it a few hrs back
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yrs *
29:00 <cherri_pie> which means over 30 years you only pay back 30 thousand
30:00 <cherri_pie> thats a zero percent gain for westpac
30:00 <miles> what eva
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> When rates were 7%
30:00 <miles> i have place to live
30:00 <cherri_pie> meaning they dont make 1 cent on lending you that money
30:00 <cherri_pie> which is impossible
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Commission housing
30:00 <miles> i locked it in at 5.
30:00 <miles> 9
30:00 <miles> 5.9
30:00 <cherri_pie> the whole purpose of loans is to charge interest
30:00 <miles> when they were 7
30:00 <cherri_pie> thats how banks make their moeny
30:00 <miles> fuck u
30:00 <miles> u dont know shit
30:00 <cherri_pie> miles i work in finance
30:00 <cherri_pie> i know a fair bit
30:00 <cherri_pie> ...
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
30:00 <miles> not u
30:00 <miles> ChanOP
30:00 <miles> cherri_pie
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Owned
30:00 <cherri_pie> what your saying is not logical sorry
30:00 <miles> Blitzkrieg
30:00 <miles> anotherirc3r fuck the weed milkshakes come to mine i give u french hand shake
31:00 <cherri_pie> if you got a loan at 7%
31:00 <miles> yeah but its not 7%
31:00 <cherri_pie> your repayments would be way more than$86 per month
31:00 <cherri_pie> 7% is the rate you pay on 30 grand
31:00 <miles> my payments spose to be 87$ fortnite
31:00 <cherri_pie> so you divide 30 grand by 7% 
31:00 <miles> i pay 140$
31:00 <nate> lol
31:00 <anotherirc3r> what is a frendch han shake?
31:00 <anotherirc3r> hand*
31:00 <anotherirc3r> i know what i'm bloody saaiying
31:00 <nate> sounds homo
31:00 <miles> its a good time
31:00 <miles> alright
31:00 <nate> i will have a french fry
31:00 <miles> i got 5 cones of weed
32:00 <cherri_pie> and thats your monthly repayment
32:00 <cherri_pie> so lets work this out
32:00 <cherri_pie> im not really good with percentages
32:00 <cherri_pie> but i can get a quick number
32:00 <President_Trump> 30 x 7%/12
32:00 <cherri_pie> i know the calculation, but i just dont know how to calulate it exactly on my phone
32:00 <cherri_pie> but its 30 grand x 7%
32:00 <cherri_pie> or vice versa
32:00 <anotherirc3r> good time?
32:00 <miles> thats enough for joint
32:00 <anotherirc3r> what is a 'good time' in our op-inion?
32:00 <anotherirc3r> in your*
32:00 <ori> ahaa ye vodka soon anotherirc3r
32:00 <anotherirc3r> blah
32:00 <ori> fuck man
32:00 <anotherirc3r> yes Joshy!
32:00 <miles> nah
32:00 <ori> im inside too much 
32:00 <anotherirc3r> join meeeee!
32:00 <miles> anotherirc3r
32:00 <ori> thinkin kayaking
32:00 <miles> my opinion of good time
32:00 <ori> mum reminded me I want to do it
32:00 <ori> I had forgotten
32:00 <miles> is making u quiver
32:00 <miles> shake
32:00 <miles> from passion
32:00 <ori> n there's good kayaking weather atm it is the season
32:00 <nate> lol
32:00 <ori> me n nate kayak around oz <3
33:00 <President_Trump> thats an annual rate cherri_pedo
33:00 <cherri_pie> that would be miles monthly repayment
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> 2100
33:00 <cherri_pie> lolll
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> A yr
33:00 <cherri_pie> 2100 then
33:00 <miles> yeah
33:00 <cherri_pie> divided by 12
33:00 <miles> 400 intrest
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> 175
33:00 <Emma> crackhead 
33:00 <miles> 175 /2
33:00 <miles> = 95
33:00 <miles> or something
33:00 <nate> ;)
33:00 <ori> n have sexi times wit island wiminz
33:00 <ori> teee HEEE HEE
33:00 <ori> YOU'RE THE WAVE YOU'RE THE WAVE
33:00 <ori> swallowed
33:00 <ori> borrowed
33:00 <ori> unf unf
33:00 <ori> bush <3
33:00 <anotherirc3r> mwaaaah Joshy
34:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllll
34:00 <miles> a fortnite
34:00 <cherri_pie> i think its about 428 a month
34:00 <President_Trump> fuck no one passed year 8 in school in here
34:00 <miles> u dont know maths for shit
34:00 <cherri_pie> if what miles said is true
34:00 <miles> President_Trump
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> 87.50
34:00 <cherri_pie> his monthly repayments would be $428
34:00 <President_Trump> <@miles> 175 /2
34:00 <President_Trump> <@miles> = 95
34:00 <miles> i did year 12 maths in year 10
34:00 <cherri_pie> not 86
34:00 <miles> i guesstamated
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> At best
34:00 <cherri_pie> the calculation is 30,000 divided by 7
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> You're paying interest only
35:00 <President_Trump> i just told u what it was cherri
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> Meaning you'll never own it
35:00 <cherri_pie> what was your answer trump
35:00 <President_Trump> 30 x .07/12
35:00 <cherri_pie> what is that
35:00 <cherri_pie> 30x what
35:00 <President_Trump> just put it in your calc
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> Monthly interest
35:00 <miles> President_Trump
35:00 <miles> so if its 90$ fortnite
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> That's how I got it
35:00 <miles> and i pay 140
35:00 <miles> _|_
36:00 <President_Trump> 30000 x .07/24
36:00 <cherri_pie> now lets see 
36:00 <President_Trump> do that whats the answer
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> 90 is interest only miles 
36:00 <Emma> it's a flat who gives a fuck
36:00 <miles> ema
36:00 <cherri_pie> so if miles borrors 30k at 7% interest
36:00 <miles> Emma
36:00 <miles> its worth 250k+ now
36:00 <cherri_pie> in order for westpac to make a profit, they have to charge interest
36:00 <Emma> he more than likely buying it from department of housing 
36:00 <miles> u worth at 1/4 mill Emma
36:00 <cherri_pie> so they charge him at 7%
36:00 <miles> u shut up
36:00 <miles> all of u
36:00 <cherri_pie> over 30 years
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's not buying
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's renting
36:00 <President_Trump> jen
37:00 <cherri_pie> so you calcuate $428 x 30 
37:00 <cherri_pie> and thats the total interest westpac earned over the term of the loan
37:00 <cherri_pie> you take 30,000 away from that
37:00 <cherri_pie> and the rest is westpac profit
37:00 <miles> u heard of level 6 pension
37:00 <cherri_pie> so wait a second
37:00 <Emma> don't matter how much it's worth when your dead you get nothing coz the bank will sell it to get money back 
37:00 <cherri_pie> let me crunch these numbers
37:00 <President_Trump> ive got a pic for u
37:00 <President_Trump> https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12963361_1758527904382650_2142626724142985445_n.jpg?oh=308cbbedaaba448007bfa3f3eb3f4ae7&oe=57ADE3DA
37:00 <miles> lols President_Trump
37:00 <miles> stalker
37:00 <nate> nice pic
38:00 <miles> im related to ppl that came on first fleet
38:00 <Emma> and what bank would lend someone money who is on Centrelink ?
38:00 <miles> u wanta start
38:00 <miles> adding your numbers
38:00 <miles> cunt
38:00 <Emma> what's that got to do with it cunt
38:00 <miles> im god bitch
38:00 <anotherirc3r> thx luv
38:00 <stalker> oi
38:00 <stalker> anotherirc3r
38:00 <stalker> i going bash u with my cock
38:00 <nate> may i keep your photo tisk
38:00 <anotherirc3r> wtf?
38:00 <anotherirc3r> no Chris
38:00 <stalker> why not
39:00 <Emma> your a poor junkie who lies to look good
39:00 <President_Trump> for Emma
39:00 <President_Trump> https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12963361_1758527904382650_2142626724142985445_n.jpg?oh=308cbbedaaba448007bfa3f3eb3f4ae7&oe=57ADE3DA
39:00 <Emma> you own the shit couch 
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Haha
39:00 <cherri_pie> ok got it
39:00 <cherri_pie> here are the numbers
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> I fucked up my numbers
39:00 <cherri_pie> miles borrows 30k at 7%
39:00 <stalker> i never wanted to do it to anyone else as much as i wanta do it to u
39:00 <nate> suzi?
39:00 <anotherirc3r> nah, you don't
39:00 <anotherirc3r> i should wear  apaper bag
39:00 <stalker> bullshit
39:00 <stalker> nate
40:00 <cherri_pie> monthly repayments are $428
40:00 <Emma> what.a fucking head
40:00 <cherri_pie> multiply 428 by 30 equals around 42,800
40:00 <nate> send me a nude wearing a paper bag jenny :D
40:00 <stalker> suzi scares me
40:00 <nate> suzi is a big woman?
40:00 <stalker> but
40:00 <nate> :L
40:00 <anotherirc3r> nah.. you wouldm't want that natey
40:00 <anotherirc3r> gross
40:00 <stalker> if suzi was anything but suzi
40:00 <stalker> id i wouldnt be alice
40:00 <stalker> alive
40:00 <stalker> ofpfpsofpos
40:00 <stalker> or oh for fuck sake
41:00 <President_Trump> i told you the interest calc cherri ped
41:00 <cherri_pie> westpac lends 30,000
41:00 <cherri_pie> total paid back 42,800
41:00 <Emma> level 9 disability pension 
41:00 <cherri_pie> westpac total profit $12,800
41:00 <Emma> get on the list
41:00 <cherri_pie> i could be wrong, but thats a guess of how it would work
41:00 <nate> bit hornay tonite tisky
41:00 <nate> very good
42:00 <cherri_pie> based on what miles said earlier
42:00 <cherri_pie> westpac has lent him the money at no charge
42:00 <President_Trump> where did u get the monthly payment of 428 from?
42:00 <Emma> miles lies
42:00 <Emma> he is a crackhead
42:00 <cherri_pie> 428 comes from 7%
42:00 <cherri_pie> thats the rate of interest westpac charge to lend him the money
42:00 <Emma> he can't pay. All his money goes to the dealer!!
42:00 <stalker> lols
43:00 <cherri_pie> whatever you borrow you always pay back more, because you pay interest
43:00 <cherri_pie> thats the fee banks charge for lending you money
43:00 <cherri_pie> its not free
43:00 <Emma> no shit
43:00 <Emma> really fuck
43:00 <cherri_pie> anything you borrrow, cost you money to borrow it
43:00 <Emma> better not get a load
43:00 <cherri_pie> so you always have to factor that into your costs
43:00 <President_Trump> how does 428 come from 7%?
43:00 <Emma> loan
43:00 <slinky_J> aww babby Jake Gyllenhal is in City Slickers
43:00 <slinky_J> sah cutes
43:00 <miles> im illuminati
43:00 <slinky_J> mi 2
43:00 <Emma> someone give me free money then
43:00 <slinky_J> cook me trout mm mm
43:00 <cherri_pie> well 30 grand over 30 years at 7%
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> You're a junkie loser miles 
44:00 <miles> lols
44:00 <cherri_pie> works out to 428 per month
44:00 <slinky_J> how relaxin trout fishin would be
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nothing more
44:00 <President_Trump> no it doesnt
44:00 <slinky_J> anyone watch The Revenant in one go?
44:00 <cherri_pie> meaning if they charge 7% interest on 30 grand, it would be paid back in 30 years if you paid 428 per month
44:00 <Emma> miles is a junkie
44:00 <slinky_J> for the second time I had to stop watching
44:00 <slinky_J> let's just let leo drag himself around on the ground for two hours and not talk
45:00 <Emma> haha 30 years to pay off 42k
45:00 <Emma> what a retard
45:00 <cherri_pie> no its 30 years to pay off 30 k
45:00 <cherri_pie> but he pays back 42k
45:00 <cherri_pie> coz 12 of that is interest
45:00 <slinky_J> I'm gonna get five credit cards and max them out on my 20 yr old gf
45:00 <miles> but thats if i wasnt paying
45:00 <miles> more
45:00 <miles> than i should
45:00 <slinky_J> then go to prison cause I can't pay it off.
45:00 <miles> lols
45:00 <slinky_J> WOOO WOO
45:00 <cherri_pie> miles you just borrowed 30 k
45:00 <Emma> yes he signed the contract stating how much he will need to pay back
45:00 <miles> yes cherri_pie
45:00 <cherri_pie> you need to pay the rest of the house dont forget
45:00 <Emma> so 30 years to pay 42k
46:00 <cherri_pie> you dont buy houses for 30 k
46:00 <Emma> what a loser
46:00 <miles> i had 100k
46:00 <miles> actually
46:00 <Emma> it's a flat
46:00 <miles> 115
46:00 <Emma> boy a house
46:00 <cherri_pie> flat house whatever
46:00 <President_Trump> where did u get 100k from?
46:00 <miles> then i borrowed
46:00 <Emma> get it right
46:00 <miles> 30
46:00 <miles> and got 6k
46:00 <cherri_pie> so wait a second
46:00 <Emma> sold himself somehow 
46:00 <miles> first home buyers
46:00 <cherri_pie> let me crunch these new numbers
46:00 <miles> so cause i got 6k
46:00 <President_Trump> is this flat the one you raped jen in?
46:00 <miles> stead of 14k
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolllllll
46:00 <Emma> hahaha
46:00 <Sharni> I is fatttttt
46:00 <anotherirc3r> me too
47:00 <miles> i dont pay stamp duty on next place i buy
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> Numbers keep changing 
47:00 <Emma> he even rapes his cat there trump
47:00 <President_Trump> next place you buy loollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
47:00 <cherri_pie> so miles has 100k
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> Just like his rates
47:00 <cherri_pie> and borrows 30
47:00 <Emma> you will never buy a next place
47:00 <Emma> Hoi can't even buy the first place
47:00 <cherri_pie> and the total price of the house
47:00 <miles> 12-
47:00 <miles> 120
47:00 <miles> k
47:00 <cherri_pie> is $130,000
47:00 <miles> cherri_pie
47:00 <cherri_pie> correct?
47:00 <miles> it was 120k when i bought it
47:00 <cherri_pie> otherwise
47:00 <anotherirc3r> let's be fAT together
47:00 <Sharni> I is fatter
47:00 <Sharni> Yep
47:00 <Sharni> We shall
47:00 <anotherirc3r> let's eat all the KFC
47:00 <President_Trump> wank time
47:00 <President_Trump> http://i.imgur.com/hMlW1Eb.jpg
48:00 <cherri_pie> ok so you had 100
48:00 <Emma> i don't know who is more retarded cherri_pie or miles 
48:00 <cherri_pie> borrowed 30
48:00 <miles> 119500
48:00 <miles> to be exact
48:00 <cherri_pie> and your left over with 10
48:00 <cherri_pie> or just under 10
48:00 <Emma> the numbers keep changing
48:00 <Emma> he is a lair
48:00 <cherri_pie> well either way
48:00 <cherri_pie> i enjoy finance
48:00 <cherri_pie> whether the scenario is real or not i dont care
48:00 <cherri_pie> i just like to run numbers
48:00 <Emma> go get your contract you signed 
48:00 <Emma> miles
48:00 <cherri_pie> he doesnt need to
48:00 <anotherirc3r> she is bewtiful
48:00 <Sharni> President_Trump delete it pedo
49:00 <cherri_pie> i can expose him without a contract
49:00 <Emma> so cherri_pie can get correct numbers
49:00 <cherri_pie> just using number
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> He just said he had 115k plus 6k in first home buyers
49:00 <cherri_pie> means nothing really
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> For a 119k shitbox
49:00 <Emma> he is on Centrelink no one will give him 30k
49:00 <cherri_pie> 6k wont make much difference
49:00 <cherri_pie> well it depends
49:00 <Emma> dreamer 
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Why would he borrow 30k
49:00 <Emma> nothing but a dreamer
49:00 <cherri_pie> this is westpac noble park like i said
49:00 <cherri_pie> haha
49:00 <Sharni> I'm soooo fat
49:00 <Sharni> Look at mehhhhh
50:00 <Emma> it's like me telling you guys I can go borrow 900k 
50:00 <President_Trump> the loan will be cancelled when i email all the tisk videos to westpac noble park
50:00 <Emma> I work and I'd never be approved 
50:00 <cherri_pie> well that would be impossible
50:00 <cherri_pie> unless you make around 2 or 3 grand a week consistenly
50:00 <Emma> 900k it like 30k for someone on Centrelink 
50:00 <cherri_pie> for like 3 years
50:00 <President_Trump> its on imgur never to be deleted
50:00 <President_Trump> loolollllllllllllll
50:00 <Sharni> Freak
50:00 <anotherirc3r> not fat
50:00 <anotherirc3r> stfu
51:00 <cherri_pie> or have equity
51:00 <cherri_pie> i tried getting an equity loan on property
51:00 <cherri_pie> and they wouldnt give it to me
51:00 <cherri_pie> like no one would touch me at all
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> He had 121k for a 119k property
51:00 <Emma> like miles
51:00 <Emma> but Jen did
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> Even with stamp duty
51:00 <cherri_pie> they said i couldnt pay back the loan, even though the property was worth more than what i was borrowing
51:00 <Emma> hahahahahaha
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> You don't need 30k
51:00 <Sharni> :O
51:00 <Sharni> Oh no you didn't just tell me to shut the fuck up
51:00 <anotherirc3r> yes! if you call ypurself fat again i will say it again buddy
52:00 <President_Trump> the property is always going to be worth more than you are borrowing
52:00 <Emma> miles is a lair
52:00 <miles> bullshit
52:00 <cherri_pie> exactly trump
52:00 <cherri_pie> doesnt mean banks or brokers will lend to you tho
52:00 <Emma> but not with all that interest ontop
52:00 <cherri_pie> lending has changed a lot recently
52:00 <cherri_pie> its much stricter now
52:00 <miles> if i buy place 120k i have 100k why wouldnt bank lend me 30k
52:00 <Sharni> I'm fat
52:00 <President_Trump> on imgur so when im not home i can go into public toilets and have a wank on my phone
52:00 <President_Trump> ive done that with jen pics too
52:00 <anotherirc3r> STFU M8
52:00 <President_Trump> two hottest in nh
52:00 <anotherirc3r> ahahah
52:00 <President_Trump> loolollllllllllll
52:00 <anotherirc3r> what pics?
52:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah, right
52:00 <Sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/HJLMRK4R/image.JPG
52:00 <President_Trump> several of them
52:00 <Sharni> Ahh fucj
52:00 <anotherirc3r> i need more drink
52:00 <Sharni> I was meant to send the porn to Jen only
52:00 <anotherirc3r> awwww
52:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
52:00 <anotherirc3r> you so hawt sexy
52:00 <Sharni> That's my fat body
52:00 <anotherirc3r> mwah
53:00 <miles> u dumb fucks
53:00 <President_Trump> its not strict for me, i just ring them up and they ask how many million i would like to borrow
53:00 <Emma> cos your on Centrelink 
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> You said you had 115k
53:00 <cherri_pie> miles i dunno
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> Now it's 100k
53:00 <Emma> one down payment isn't enough
53:00 <cherri_pie> 30 k isnt much to borrow off centrelink
53:00 <Emma> when your a retard who don't work
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> Your lies aren't very good miles 
53:00 <miles> i got payout for 116
53:00 <cherri_pie> so if he had 100 and was only borrowing 30 k
53:00 <Emma> hahahahaha really?
53:00 <miles> 115
53:00 <President_Trump> is it interest only loan miles?
53:00 <cherri_pie> they might actually do it
53:00 <miles> but i put 100k in term deposit
53:00 <anotherirc3r> not fat!
53:00 <anotherirc3r> i'll show you me
53:00 <anotherirc3r> sort of
53:00 <Sharni> I'm such a fail I'm so embarrassed
53:00 <President_Trump> ttz out ladies
53:00 <President_Trump> nate get your ttz out too
54:00 <cherri_pie> as fucked up as that sounds
54:00 <miles> for 3 months
54:00 <cherri_pie> but i hightly doubt it
54:00 <Emma> he needs to be able to show he can pay it back
54:00 <slinky_J> i put 100k on prostitutes
54:00 <miles> or 2 months
54:00 <cherri_pie> well yeh but centrelink is considered an income
54:00 <slinky_J> but I kept their toes
54:00 <Emma> which isn't easy for someone like him
54:00 <cherri_pie> even though you are unemployed
54:00 <cherri_pie> they actually told me that 
54:00 <Emma> it's a regular income yes
54:00 <cherri_pie> when i was applying for a mortgage
54:00 <cherri_pie> yes because its regular income
54:00 <cherri_pie> banks go by numbers
54:00 <Sharni> Is there a way to delete it
54:00 <Sharni> anotherirc3r your not even fat
55:00 <Emma> but it's not enough to get  you by
55:00 <cherri_pie> first thing they look for is income
55:00 <cherri_pie> they calculate from there
55:00 <Emma> what you pay and what you have left over
55:00 <President_Trump> you could get a loan on centrelink if u dont pay rent
55:00 <cherri_pie> if they can see hes making regular income somwhere, they will work with that is what im saying
55:00 <cherri_pie> and if he only needed to pay back $428 per month
55:00 <cherri_pie> thats nothing
55:00 <President_Trump> he doesnt pay that
56:00 <miles> i smoke marlbro
56:00 <President_Trump> he only pays interest
56:00 <cherri_pie> his disabulity support pension is around $700 per fortnight
56:00 <miles> i smoke marlbro thru my eciga
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> 428 isn't 95/fn
56:00 <miles> i got for free
56:00 <cherri_pie> which is $1400 per month
56:00 <Emma> but I don't think they would ask weekly drug habbits
56:00 <steven_> who cares
56:00 <cherri_pie> technically from a lending perspective, he might just be in the clear
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> They should Emma 
56:00 <President_Trump> he just pays interest cherri pedo
56:00 <cherri_pie> he's got enough to survive
56:00 <slinky_J> We're Ira and Barry Shalowitz
56:00 <cherri_pie> no he pays the balance too, plus interest
56:00 <Sharni> I'm the fat one in here on
56:00 <Sharni> Ok
56:00 <anotherirc3r> bullshit
57:00 <Emma> look at him, who would let him step a foot in the door?
57:00 <President_Trump> no he doesnt, when did he say that?
57:00 <cherri_pie> all loans are paying balance pluys interest
57:00 <steven_> shart
57:00 <President_Trump> lol
57:00 <Emma> $250 a fortnight enough?
57:00 <cherri_pie> thats why they have a fixed term
57:00 <Blitzkrieg> I'd call security if I worked in a bank and someone like miles came in 
57:00 <President_Trump> u need to get in the real world cherri
57:00 <President_Trump> u can get any loan u want
57:00 <Emma> food bills smokes week crack
57:00 <cherri_pie> if you just paid interest onnly, you'd never pay off a loan
57:00 <Emma> doubt it
57:00 <anotherirc3r> you're gorgeos hun
57:00 <anotherirc3r> blah. gorgeous
58:00 <Blitzkrieg> There is such thing as interest only cherri_pie 
58:00 <cherri_pie> 10 years ago banks were giving money away
58:00 <cherri_pie> this is when the housing boom just started
58:00 <Emma> yes that's true Blitzkrieg 
58:00 <cherri_pie> there is such thing as interest only but i think thats when you fall behind or something
58:00 <President_Trump> no its not
58:00 <Emma> nope
58:00 <cherri_pie> meaning the bank might give you the option to pay the interest only on a loan
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> People usually do it if they got fired or lose their job
59:00 <Emma> you can choose it 
59:00 <cherri_pie> if you cant make the full payment
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> So they don't lose their house
59:00 <cherri_pie> so if your repayment each month is 100
59:00 <cherri_pie> 50 of that is interest lets say
59:00 <Emma> property owners do it to Avoid tax man
59:00 <cherri_pie> and 50 is the balance
59:00 <Emma> smart people
59:00 <Emma> haha
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> That too
59:00 <cherri_pie> the bank might say, if you cant pay the full 100 this month
59:00 <President_Trump> tisk is a smart person
59:00 <cherri_pie> just give us the 50 for interest
00:00 <cherri_pie> that would be interest only
00:00 <Emma> you can choose to pay interest only for as long as you like
00:00 <cherri_pie> but i dont think thats how it works exactly
00:00 <President_Trump> stop making a fool of yourself cherri pedo
00:00 <cherri_pie> i dont think you can emma
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> You can elect interest only
00:00 <cherri_pie> its not logical
00:00 <Emma> people do
00:00 <cherri_pie> if you paid interest only it would take longer to pay off your loan
00:00 <President_Trump> if u are rich u can, like trump
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> It is if you lose your job and are on Centrelink for 6 months
00:00 <cherri_pie> which means you would go outside the fixed term
01:00 <cherri_pie> loans have a fixed term
01:00 <cherri_pie> 30 yrs etc
01:00 <President_Trump> u just get another loan, u really are dumb cherri
01:00 <cherri_pie> it must be paid off within that time
01:00 <cherri_pie> trump your a retard
01:00 <cherri_pie> you have no clue
01:00 <cherri_pie> how can you get another loan when your in debt
01:00 <THE^DONALD> thats why i have him on ignore
01:00 <Emma> that's when you sell
01:00 <President_Trump> u think a company that borrows 1 billion pays it back in equal payments lol
01:00 <cherri_pie> that's called consolidation
01:00 <cherri_pie> and you can only do that so many times
01:00 <THE^DONALD> * Ignore list:
01:00 <THE^DONALD> President_Trump!*@* (pcntdik) - AustNet
02:00 <President_Trump> after 30 years you get another loan
02:00 <THE^DONALD> lol
02:00 <THE^DONALD> OneSteel banned u
02:00 <cherri_pie> consolidation is when you take out another loan to pay back your other loans
02:00 <President_Trump> im not talking about that
02:00 <THE^DONALD> no thats called refinancing
02:00 <THE^DONALD> i think
02:00 <Skirmish> LOL mentalson and his fantasy world continues! 
02:00 <President_Trump> u get another loan after 30 years
02:00 <cherri_pie> basically the bank that gives you the consolidation loan, buys your debt
02:00 <cherri_pie> and you pay them back
02:00 <THE^DONALD> Skirmish no talking please. u've cried enough 
02:00 <Emma> you sell and pay the bank back that way
02:00 <cherri_pie> trump your retarded shut up
02:00 <President_Trump> LOL mentalson was going to get millions of jew inheritence but he bashed his father once now gets nothing LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
02:00 <Emma> you just lived cheap for 30 years
02:00 <THE^DONALD> its called re-financing
02:00 <THE^DONALD> i used to work at Aussie Home Loans
02:00 <THE^DONALD> i would deliver the bread
02:00 <Skirmish> LOL
03:00 <cherri_pie> re financing is consolidation sometimes i think
03:00 <THE^DONALD> but they didnt reimburse me for deodrerant ??
03:00 <steven_> hah'
03:00 <President_Trump> lol
03:00 <President_Trump> you losers have no idea
03:00 <cherri_pie> re financing is taking out another loan, to pay back money you owe
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol @ Jew inheritance 
03:00 <cherri_pie> for whatever reason
03:00 <President_Trump> most investment properties are interest only
03:00 <Emma> no it isn't 
03:00 <cherri_pie> it's correct term is debt consolidation
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> cherri_pie: I'm not convinced at all you work in finance
03:00 <cherri_pie> the rates for that type of loan are higher
03:00 <President_Trump> hahahah Blitzkrieg
03:00 <Skirmish> Re-financing is taking the existing loan over a new term. Consolidation is the joining of many debts under one loan. 
03:00 <cherri_pie> guys check what im saying
03:00 <President_Trump> he reckons he is a finance director
03:00 <Emma> refinancing is borrowing money ontop of the first loan
03:00 <cherri_pie> it's all true
03:00 <President_Trump> Sharni you can delete it but ive already saved it
03:00 <President_Trump> HAHA
03:00 <Sharni> Of course you did
03:00 <President_Trump> c:\users\trump\wank\sharni_hot_bod.jpg
03:00 <Sharni> Can you please delete it
03:00 <Sharni> I'm honestly so embarrassed
03:00 <anotherirc3r> why?
03:00 <anotherirc3r> nothing wrong with you
04:00 <Emma> not getting another. loan to pay another
04:00 <cherri_pie> emma 
04:00 <cherri_pie> if you have a loan with one bank and your in debt with them
04:00 <cherri_pie> why the fuck would they give you more money
04:00 <cherri_pie> to pay back money you owe them
04:00 <President_Trump> because that is how they earn money
04:00 <President_Trump> on the interest rate
04:00 <cherri_pie> you are already in debt
04:00 <Skirmish> It happens all the time cherri_pie. 
04:00 <cherri_pie> you cant even pay back the first loan
04:00 <cherri_pie> and they are gonna give you another one?
04:00 <cherri_pie> loll
04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Because they get more interest 
04:00 <Sharni> I was meant to send it too you I've only showed it to females
04:00 <Sharni> Well I intended in only showing females
04:00 <anotherirc3r> Trump is close enough then
05:00 <cherri_pie> guys you're wrong
05:00 <cherri_pie> sorry
05:00 <Emma> haha you can refinance your house to buy a car or do extensions to the existing house
05:00 <President_Trump> no cherri they take your house then
05:00 <Skirmish> ^
05:00 <cherri_pie> but your thinking of the wrong product
05:00 <Emma> so it' happens all the time
05:00 <Skirmish> cherri_pie must be trolling they are so wrong. 
05:00 <cherri_pie> refinancing is debt consolidation
05:00 <cherri_pie> that's what re financing is
05:00 <Skirmish> Must be trolling. 
05:00 <cherri_pie> and you can't do that with the same bank alot of the time
05:00 <nate> thats a nice pic of you Sharni
05:00 <nate> u relax
05:00 <nate> :D
05:00 <anotherirc3r> agreed
05:00 <Sharni> My fat body
06:00 <cherri_pie> from what i remember anyway
06:00 <Emma> yes you can
06:00 <President_Trump> if i had a 1 mil loan and said i wanted another 1 mil they'd be falling all over themselves to do a deal
06:00 <cherri_pie> no they wouldnt
06:00 <Blitzkrieg> I don't even work in finance and I know you're pretty far from the mark cherri_pie 
06:00 <cherri_pie> because there's no guarantee they would get back the second million
06:00 <cherri_pie> if you cant even pay back the first
06:00 <cherri_pie> if you refinance heres how it works
06:00 <President_Trump> u dont need to pay it back, interest only
06:00 <cherri_pie> say you take out an unsecured loan with a bank
06:00 <cherri_pie> unsecured means a loan that you just pay out of your wage each week
06:00 <Skirmish> Finance for muppets, bought to you by cherri_pie. 
06:00 <Sharni> Is not a nice pic
07:00 <cherri_pie> meaning there's no security behind it, like assets etc
07:00 <Emma> they won't refinance an unsecured loan
07:00 <Skirmish> If you secure the loan does it come out of something else? 
07:00 <cherri_pie> or equity
07:00 <cherri_pie> exact
07:00 <cherri_pie> but you guys are saying they will
07:00 <Skirmish> Emma: Yeah they will if the lending conditions are met. 
07:00 <cherri_pie> in order to get another loan to pay back the first
07:00 <Emma> you must have something they can sell if you can't make payments 
07:00 <cherri_pie> you need a loan that's secured against something
07:00 <cherri_pie> so if you cant pay it back
07:00 <steven_> AHHA
07:00 <President_Trump> if u can show u have enough assets or income theyll give it to you
07:00 <cherri_pie> they sell your assets to recover the money
07:00 <Blitzkrieg> The original convo was about borrowing for a house
07:00 <anotherirc3r> Sharni
07:00 <anotherirc3r> you're fine.. honestly
07:00 <anotherirc3r> and you're gorgeous
07:00 <anotherirc3r> now hush
08:00 <cherri_pie> you guys are owned
08:00 <cherri_pie> end of conversation.
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> How'd it turn into unsecured?
08:00 <steven_> twitch.tv/hawkzzzzzz
08:00 <Skirmish> Blitzkrieg: There is no such thing as an unsecured home loan. 
08:00 <President_Trump> jerome needs to explain this to cherri_pie, he was a cfo of a company on the stock market once
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Exactly 
08:00 <cherri_pie> well it turned into unsecured because you borrowed it without any assets 
08:00 <cherri_pie> that was the first loan
08:00 <cherri_pie> which you now cant pay back, so you want a second one
08:00 <nate> anotherirc3r baez your turn :D
08:00 <nate> accidently post in channel
08:00 <anotherirc3r> nah
08:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm okay
08:00 <nate> :D~
08:00 <anotherirc3r> don't need people to be sick
08:00 <anotherirc3r> be nice natey
09:00 <Skirmish> You can have unsecured debt consolidation loans. 
09:00 <cherri_pie> bank says ok we'll give you a second loan, if you can back it up with some asset/equity
09:00 <cherri_pie> :0
09:00 <Emma> just look at the retard who borrewed the money 
09:00 <Skirmish> NAB offer up to $50k unsecured. 
09:00 <cherri_pie> that's refinancing
09:00 <Emma> no way he could get another load
09:00 <Emma> loan
09:00 <cherri_pie> if you haven't got anything to secure that second loan
09:00 <cherri_pie> you wont get a cent
09:00 <cherri_pie> because the bank can't recover their money
09:00 <Skirmish> Why are you taking a second loan for? 
09:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol Emma miles can get plenty of loads 
09:00 <President_Trump> cherri_pie theuy would just look at my bank balance and say how much would u like mr trump
09:00 <Emma> haha in his hand
09:00 <nate> ;p
10:00 <cherri_pie> trump your a retard on cenno
10:00 <cherri_pie> shut up
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Off his neighbors 
10:00 <Emma> like miles
10:00 <Skirmish> Wait ... We're taking anything that miles said seriously? REALLY? 
10:00 <President_Trump>  u reckon u are a finance director lollllllllllllllllllllll
10:00 <Emma> hahaha level 9 pension 
10:00 <cherri_pie> i never said that you spastic
10:00 <cherri_pie> where do you get this shit from
10:00 <cherri_pie> your an idiot trump
10:00 <cherri_pie> i just said i work in finance that's all
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Level 9 pension?
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wtf?
10:00 <Skirmish> I don't know what the original question was but cherri_pie has been wrong with every definition and term he has offered. 
10:00 <President_Trump> screws will be in soon saying he was just had an orgy with 9 bikini models
10:00 <President_Trump> Sharni you can consider myself and nate as one of the girls
10:00 <President_Trump> we are both gay
10:00 <Sharni> It's not the point
10:00 <Sharni> I'm such a blonde tonight
11:00 <Emma> miles said he is on level 9 pension 
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Screws is a virgin
11:00 <cherri_pie> fuck knows what that means
11:00 <cherri_pie> i never heard of that
11:00 <cherri_pie> what's a level 9 pension
11:00 <Skirmish> There is no such thing. 
11:00 <Emma> don't know ask mile
11:00 <Emma> miles
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> I've only ever heard of 4 streams of support
11:00 <Skirmish> Miles must be pissing himself laughing at all of this. 
11:00 <anotherirc3r> hawt one
12:00 <President_Trump> the next house miles buys will be with jen
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> For those on Newstart
12:00 <cherri_pie> miles where are you
12:00 <cherri_pie> whats a lv 9 pension
12:00 <Skirmish> He talks shit and then #nerdhacks debates it's validity for the next hour. 
12:00 <cherri_pie> cenno is a piece of shit
12:00 <cherri_pie> that place is so depressing and degrading
12:00 <Emma> haha
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's scanning in his mortgage documents 
12:00 <cherri_pie> they should teach people how to work 
12:00 <cherri_pie> and have proper drug recovery programs and stuff
13:00 <Emma> I wouldn't be happy to say I own a shitty flat that I brought off department of housing
13:00 <Skirmish> How do you teach people to work? LOL
13:00 <cherri_pie> they are just fucking people up even move
13:00 <cherri_pie> more
13:00 <cherri_pie> they give them money for nothing
13:00 <Emma> yes!!
13:00 <cherri_pie> first thing, stop giving them cash freely
13:00 <miles> blowing fucking clouds mate
13:00 <Skirmish> People either want to work, or they don't. Centrelink should FORCE people who can work, to work. 
13:00 <miles> https://www.facebook.com/Acronym44/videos/1758540957714678/
13:00 <cherri_pie> give them food stamps etc
13:00 <Emma> the money then goes to the dealer
13:00 <cherri_pie> exactly
13:00 <cherri_pie> 60% of ppl on cenno just buy drugs
14:00 <cherri_pie> they need to stop giving them cash
14:00 <Emma> yep
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Bring on that Centrelink card
14:00 <cherri_pie> second thing, they need proper programs to educate and rehabilitate them
14:00 <cherri_pie> they need a drug recovery program
14:00 <Skirmish> Dealers will just start accepting food stamps/coles or woolies cards in exchange for drugs. 
14:00 <cherri_pie> this is how retarded cenno is
14:00 <cherri_pie> they have nothing like that
14:00 <Cath^> um hi
14:00 <Emma> or cheaper alternative is a bullet for people like miles
14:00 <cherri_pie> how do they expect people to change
14:00 <President_Trump> why isnt darren in here?
14:00 <nate> hes out on a fake date
15:00 <miles> Cath^
15:00 <Skirmish> Centrelink is not a government branch ... It's a private company. You guys know that right? 
15:00 <miles> thats my eciga
15:00 <Emma> bullets!!
15:00 <miles> https://www.facebook.com/Acronym44/videos/1758540957714678/
15:00 <Cath^> hi miles
15:00 <miles> blowing fucken clouds mate
15:00 <Emma> Cath^ is the new jen
15:00 <miles> lols
15:00 <miles> nah Cath^ is carlOz
15:00 <miles> no
15:00 <miles> um
15:00 <cherri_pie> hey cath how are you
15:00 <miles> Cath^ is carlOz
15:00 <President_Trump> Cath^ heard miles owns a property and her ears pricked up
15:00 <miles> fuck
15:00 <Emma> getting in miles asshole
15:00 <Skirmish> Centrelink don't care about the people they pay. They just look for loopholes to cut people off because they then get bonuses. 
15:00 <Cath^> wtf
15:00 <miles> Cath^ is Cath^
15:00 <anotherirc3r> who cares?
15:00 <anotherirc3r> hahahaha
15:00 <Sharni> Lol
15:00 <President_Trump> hes on a fake date with a fake person
15:00 <Sharni> Hawt
15:00 <President_Trump> not like jen who goes on real dates with real tinder people
15:00 <anotherirc3r> haahah
15:00 <nate> he needs to come back and give me a hand job
15:00 <anotherirc3r> wasn't a tinder person
15:00 <anotherirc3r> hush
15:00 <Sharni> I was
15:00 <President_Trump> where did u meet him then?
15:00 <Sharni> Jokes
15:00 <anotherirc3r> oasis
15:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
15:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
15:00 <President_Trump> good root?
15:00 <Sharni> Nah was on tinder
16:00 <miles> i known Cath^
16:00 <miles> for years
16:00 <Emma> like I said a bullet for people like miles would work well
16:00 <Emma> fix the problem
16:00 <miles> but in all the moral of the story is
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> Care to provide evidence skirmish  ?
16:00 <Emma> then we all might have more money for ourselves
16:00 <miles> Cath^ is hottest chick on austnet
16:00 <Emma> in your eyes yes
16:00 <cherri_pie> amelia is the hottest chick on austnet
16:00 <Skirmish> Blitzkrieg: Evidence of what? 
16:00 <Sharni> Got like 250 matches
16:00 <Sharni> Didn't talk to them
16:00 <anotherirc3r> hah no root
16:00 <anotherirc3r> he was a gentleman
16:00 <Sharni> I'm such a bitch
16:00 <anotherirc3r> i'd like to hang out with hima again
16:00 <President_Trump> a gentleman? thats not what you are looking for
16:00 <anotherirc3r> but he lives too far awayyyyy
16:00 <anotherirc3r> yes, it is
16:00 <Sharni> Ohh no
16:00 <nate> did u use that sexy face Sharni?
16:00 <Sharni> Which one
16:00 <nate> yours
16:00 <nate> LOLOL
16:00 <President_Trump> you are looking for a cheap bottle of scotch and a hotel room
16:00 <Sharni> Duhhh
16:00 <nate> hahah
16:00 <nate> 250 not bad
17:00 <cherri_pie> sharni isnt bad either
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> Centrelink being a company
17:00 <Emma> Amelia has big boobs
17:00 <cherri_pie> but sharni is too young to be taken serioulsy
17:00 <THE^DONALD> Blitzkrieg has nothing in the way of evidence he is a pedophile child rapist
17:00 <cherri_pie> when was the last time a 21 yr old was on austnet
17:00 <cherri_pie> ....
17:00 <Emma> haha how old are you cherri_pie 
17:00 <cherri_pie> im 31
17:00 <Emma> ok
17:00 <THE^DONALD> is cherrie_pie mayo?
17:00 <cherri_pie> gonna be 32 this year
17:00 <cherri_pie> na im not mayo
17:00 <THE^DONALD> yeah u r
17:00 <nate> i get like 10 :D all trump
17:00 <Sharni> Too many horny cunts
17:00 <Sharni> First message they send you is
17:00 <Sharni> Dtf?
17:00 <nate> lol
17:00 <Sharni> Such a turn off
17:00 <Sharni> I hate guys that's send that
17:00 <anotherirc3r> is that right?
17:00 <anotherirc3r> i know Sharni
17:00 <Sharni> Yep
18:00 <cherri_pie> isn't mayo monsoon
18:00 <cherri_pie> ?
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yes
18:00 <THE^DONALD> i think its mayo ok
18:00 <cherri_pie> monsoon is fuckin funny
18:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllll at mendels
18:00 <cherri_pie> he's a laugh
18:00 <cherri_pie> says the funniest shit, i like him
18:00 <Emma> I'm gonna be 28
18:00 <Emma> yay
18:00 <Emma> getting olddddd
18:00 <cherri_pie> emma i thought you were stevens girlfriend?
18:00 <cherri_pie> or something like that
18:00 <Emma> sure am
18:00 <cherri_pie> ahh right
18:00 <anotherirc3r> i had this idiot on oasis who kept trunign everything into a exual innuendo
18:00 <anotherirc3r> oi got over it
18:00 <anotherirc3r> i ended yp blocking him
19:00 <cherri_pie> just checking
19:00 <Emma> in the sexy gf
19:00 <Emma> lmfao
19:00 <President_Trump> emma = boyfriend, steven_ = girlfriend
19:00 <Skirmish> Blitzkrieg: When I am on a pc I will find for you. 
19:00 <President_Trump> just to be clear
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cheers
19:00 <Emma> that's correct
19:00 <Emma> i wear the pants
19:00 <Emma> he wears the panties
19:00 <cherri_pie> this is why im single...
19:00 <Emma> why?
19:00 <Skirmish> because you're a loser. 
19:00 <Emma> coz your on Orc?
19:00 <cherri_pie> no
19:00 <Emma> irc
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Orc
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolololol
20:00 <Emma> shit up Blitzkrieg 
20:00 <cherri_pie> i just can't deal with girls in this era
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Shit up
20:00 <Emma> you always get me with that
20:00 <cherri_pie> they are just weird to me
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
20:00 <Emma> hahaha
20:00 <cherri_pie> their all warped
20:00 <Emma> shhh
20:00 <Emma> be nice
20:00 <cherri_pie> blah my spelling
20:00 <Emma> warped?
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> I am nice
20:00 <Skirmish> I think girls can't deal with how little cherri_pie really knows about the world around them. 
20:00 <Emma> explain
20:00 <Skirmish> It would be hard work dealing with someone that is so dumb. 
20:00 <cherri_pie> yeh they are messed, like their sense of what's wrong and right in a relationship
20:00 <cherri_pie> they just lie and cheat and treat guys like shit
20:00 <Sharni> Haha
21:00 <cherri_pie> they think all guys are dumb retards who just wanna fuck
21:00 <Emma> haha your looking in the wrong place cherri_pie 
21:00 <cherri_pie> i mean to be fair, we kind of are
21:00 <Skirmish> cherri_pie is screws? 
21:00 <President_Trump> lol
21:00 <Skirmish> Why is cherri_pie acting just like screws does about girls? 
21:00 <cherri_pie> it's our own fault that girls treat us dumb, because guys have become so desperate
21:00 <President_Trump> not him Skirmish
21:00 <cherri_pie> it's embarrasing
21:00 <cherri_pie> i've been rejected by fat bitches
21:00 <cherri_pie> like serioulsy
21:00 <anotherirc3r> god
21:00 <anotherirc3r> such morons
21:00 <Sharni> Yep
21:00 <anotherirc3r> i had one guy want to emet after talking for 2 weeks
21:00 <anotherirc3r> uggh
22:00 <cherri_pie> they should be grateful i'm even speaking to them
22:00 <President_Trump> desperate?
22:00 <President_Trump> [20:35] <cherri_pie> i saw some chick on facebook and randomly messaged her saying hi i just want to introduce myself
22:00 <President_Trump> [20:35] <cherri_pie> yur really pretty
22:00 <President_Trump> [20:36] <cherri_pie> and she just blocked me straight out
22:00 <President_Trump> [20:36] <cherri_pie> no reply, no nothing
22:00 <Emma> hahaha
22:00 <cherri_pie> what's wrong with that
22:00 <cherri_pie> trump you obsess over things
22:00 <Emma> hahahahahaha
22:00 <cherri_pie> you'
22:00 <Skirmish> Stalker. 
22:00 <Emma> never do that
22:00 <Emma> never!!
22:00 <cherri_pie> you're like jerome, you need a hobby or something
22:00 <President_Trump> <cherri_pie> it's our own fault that girls treat us dumb, because guys have become so desperate
22:00 <cherri_pie> see what i mean
22:00 <cherri_pie> never do that, why?
22:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ thinking it's fine to randomly message girls off facebook that you don't know. 
22:00 <Sharni> Haha
22:00 <anotherirc3r> i kind of stopped boing on there
22:00 <anotherirc3r> like.. i think my accoutn is still there
22:00 <anotherirc3r> same with tinder
22:00 <anotherirc3r> but i dont go on it
22:00 <Sharni> Haha fair  enough
23:00 <cherri_pie> what's wrong with starting a convo with someone coz you think they are hot
23:00 <Emma> You need to speak to their face
23:00 <Skirmish> Facebook does not = a dating website. 
23:00 <cherri_pie> oh that;s right
23:00 <cherri_pie> coz girls have their heads so far up their asses...
23:00 <Emma> face to face conact
23:00 <President_Trump> you know the funniest thing and most desperate, this girl lives in scotland loolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:00 <cherri_pie> makes no difference
23:00 <cherri_pie> err trump
23:00 <cherri_pie> you are such a spastic
23:00 <Emma> it does
23:00 <Skirmish> Oh wow this is comedy gold. 'Why can't I just message random strange women on facebook? What's wrong with that?' 
23:00 <cherri_pie> i actually prefer to meet girls from other countries
23:00 <cherri_pie> and i meet people from all over the world
23:00 <cherri_pie> and talk to them regularly on the phone
23:00 <President_Trump> you messaged some girl in scotland saying 'oh you are so pretty' and you wonder why she blocked you
23:00 <cherri_pie> you are a fucking retard trump serioulsy
23:00 <anotherirc3r> always getting emails 
23:00 <anotherirc3r> though
23:00 <anotherirc3r> so irritaitng
24:00 <cherri_pie> umm
24:00 <Emma> cherri_pie, if you messaged me on Facebook is laugh at you then block 
24:00 <cherri_pie> how else would you meet someone in scotland then?
24:00 <cherri_pie> fly over there and go to a bar?
24:00 <Emma> travel
24:00 <Emma> yes!
24:00 <cherri_pie> emma you're a dickhead then
24:00 <cherri_pie> no offense
24:00 <Emma> don't just message some rando on facebook
24:00 <cherri_pie> but if that's your attitude thats just dumb
25:00 <cherri_pie> it's called being friendly and introducing yourself
25:00 <cherri_pie> girls are so retarded
25:00 <cherri_pie> their egos are just out of control
25:00 <Emma> I'm not the dickhead messaging some random on favebook
25:00 <cherri_pie> well im not the dickgead thats so up myself i have a problem with getting a random compliment on facebook
25:00 <Emma> cherri_pie, send me a photo of yourself please
25:00 <cherri_pie> if some girl messaged me on facebook and said hey your ot
25:00 <cherri_pie> hot
25:00 <cherri_pie> id be like aww really thanks
26:00 <cherri_pie> people are fuckiing dumb, serioulsy
26:00 <President_Trump> i dont think the chances of that are high
26:00 <Emma> yes people like you would love that
26:00 <Skirmish> If the girls he messages are just blocking him it means that cherri_pie isn't all that attractive. 
26:00 <Cath^> lol
26:00 <cherri_pie> the thing that is so funny, is all these people acting like they are top shit are fuckin ugly most of the time
26:00 <cherri_pie> this girl i messaged wasnt even that good looking
26:00 <steven_> ;P
26:00 <Emma> hahaha 
26:00 <Emma> hahahaha
26:00 <Emma> my god
26:00 <President_Trump> you messaged a jen standard and got shutdown lolllllllllllllllllll
26:00 <cherri_pie> emma i dont send pics
26:00 <Emma> you just said she was hot
26:00 <cherri_pie> she was hot yeh, but not unbelieveable supermodel hot
26:00 <Sharni> Haha
27:00 <Emma> why not? 
27:00 <Skirmish> The more cherri_pie types the more I think they are screws twin. 
27:00 <cherri_pie> theres a diff
27:00 <Skirmish> 'Why don't girls like me! Why can't I get laid!'
27:00 <Emma> mines done the rounds
27:00 <cherri_pie> people just throw the word hot around when they wanna fuck
27:00 <President_Trump> they are a little bit similar
27:00 <Emma> just pm me
27:00 <cherri_pie> doesn't actually mean they are hot
27:00 <Emma> do it
27:00 <President_Trump> cherri_pie is more agro though
27:00 <Emma> i can be your wing woman
27:00 <slinky_J> <@Skirmish> 'Why don't girls like me! Why can't I get laid!' <- shouldn't he have been asking that at about sixteen years of age?
27:00 <President_Trump> screws is more sensitive
27:00 <cherri_pie> i'm only agro when girls try to fuck with me
27:00 <Skirmish> cherri_pie is angry sccrews? LoL
27:00 <anotherirc3r> stevie boi
28:00 <cherri_pie> i don't like taking shit from smartass girls
28:00 <cherri_pie> plain and simple
28:00 <President_Trump> yes and screws is sensitive cherri_pie
28:00 <Emma> hahahaha
28:00 <Skirmish> LOL
28:00 <cherri_pie> i don't take shit like that from guys, and i won't take it from girls
28:00 <Emma> your never getting laid
28:00 <Emma> mever
28:00 <cherri_pie> err who said i want to
28:00 <slinky_J> I love smart ass girls
28:00 <Emma> unless miles is up for it
28:00 <slinky_J> sassy
28:00 <cherri_pie> geting laid these days is wayy more trouble than it's worth
28:00 <Emma> then your in for a chance
28:00 <slinky_J> they love dick
28:00 <President_Trump> cherri_pie tomorrow i want you to go to a bank and ask them about all the different loans they have and report back and prepare a 10 page powerpoint presentation
28:00 <cherri_pie> you think im gonna beg for a fuck or something
28:00 <slinky_J> put a dick on it.
28:00 <cherri_pie> or put up with some girls shit just for sex
28:00 <President_Trump> steevenn did u take the vids to work?
29:00 <cherri_pie> i have better things to do...like make money
29:00 <Emma> one night stand
29:00 <cherri_pie> then girls like that wiill begging me
29:00 <President_Trump> how do you make money cherri_pie?
29:00 <cherri_pie> none of your business trumpa
29:00 <Skirmish> cherri_pie is George from Seinfield. 
29:00 <cherri_pie> although i do pimp your mum out from time to time
29:00 <Emma> cherri_pie, where are you from?
29:00 <cherri_pie> that helps
29:00 <cherri_pie> im from melbs emma
29:00 <cherri_pie> where are you and steve from
29:00 <Emma> kk
29:00 <President_Trump> cherri_pie saying he is going to make money is like when tisk says he's going to quit drugs
29:00 <Emma> perth
29:00 <cherri_pie> trump fuck off you reject
30:00 <cherri_pie> what do you have
30:00 <cherri_pie> ohh wait...nothing?
30:00 <Cath^> cherri_pie: pic or gtfo! :p
30:00 <President_Trump> i have several interest only loans
30:00 <cherri_pie> your a total spastic trump
30:00 <Emma> Cath^, same to you pic or gtfo
30:00 <cherri_pie> serioulsy you are on here day and night trolling
30:00 <Skirmish> President_Trump is hilarious tonight. Love their work.
30:00 <Emma> he has no life
30:00 <cherri_pie> he doesn't
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> cherri_pie: were you the guy who rejected Jen last weekend?
30:00 <cherri_pie> haha yeh i guess so blitz
30:00 <cherri_pie> jen is a fuckhead tho
30:00 <Emma> Cath^, pic or gtfo now!!
31:00 <President_Trump> WE HAVE THE NEW YORK PRIMARIES COMING UP FOLKS, IM EXCITED
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolllllll
31:00 <cherri_pie> she is seriolsy messed
31:00 <President_Trump> YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO PROUD OF ME
31:00 <cherri_pie> jen is trump material...
31:00 <Emma> not til your dead
31:00 <President_Trump> cherri_pie had a ten year relationship with Lish over irc and never got her pic and she sent him an ipod
31:00 <cherri_pie> trump you just make up shit that's not even trye
31:00 <cherri_pie> and none of it even makes sense
31:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllll there are plenty of logs
32:00 <cherri_pie> so i'll just let you go with that
32:00 <President_Trump> u just deny everything you say
32:00 <cherri_pie> dude, i never said that
32:00 <cherri_pie> and if i did
32:00 <cherri_pie> it was to troll you
32:00 <cherri_pie> i don't even know lish
32:00 <cherri_pie> shes just some random i met in pd
32:00 <President_Trump> you have told lots of people the story
32:00 <cherri_pie> you're a moron trump just like jerome
32:00 <Skirmish> cherri_pie can't troll me. I just make them angry so they put me on ignore. 
32:00 <cherri_pie> heaps of people like who
32:00 <President_Trump> jerome has the logs
32:00 <cherri_pie> two spastics, you and jerome
32:00 <cherri_pie> to troll you both
32:00 <cherri_pie> mission accomplished...
32:00 <anotherirc3r> what vids?
32:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllll @ Sharni
33:00 <cherri_pie> anything else trump?
33:00 <miles> https://youtu.be/3isO9g8_RIU
33:00 <Emma> haha trump burn !!
33:00 <cherri_pie> trump is such a dumb cunt
33:00 <President_Trump> LYIN CHERRI, BIBLE HIGH HE PUTS IT DOWN AND THEN HE LIES LIES LIES!
33:00 <cherri_pie> like who obsessed over things on irc
33:00 <Emma> miles no one wants to see your ugly face cunt
33:00 <cherri_pie> no one does that these days
33:00 <steevenn> hi
33:00 <President_Trump> just vids jen
33:00 <President_Trump> u dont need to worry bout what they are
34:00 <cherri_pie> i used to see logs and pasting when i was 18 on irc
34:00 <cherri_pie> i'd see teenagers doing it
34:00 <President_Trump> cherri_pie u are the only one having a meltdown
34:00 <Emma> along time ago
34:00 <cherri_pie> trump and jeroms doing it in their 30s
34:00 <Emma> bet you feel old
34:00 <cherri_pie> lolll
34:00 <cherri_pie> so fuckin sad hahah
34:00 <cherri_pie> yeh kinda do emma, i been around this place for a bit
34:00 <President_Trump> cherri_pie having another meltdown
34:00 <cherri_pie> grandpa cherri
34:00 <cherri_pie> :/
34:00 <Emma> trumps about to have a heart attack
34:00 <anotherirc3r> okay
35:00 <cherri_pie> yeh trump meltdown, keep trying to make yourself feel better
35:00 <cherri_pie> you irrelevant cunt
35:00 <cherri_pie> i know
35:00 <Skirmish> I bet cherri_pie is bald or has a receding hairline. 
35:00 <Emma> fat fuck
35:00 <President_Trump> cherri cant even get a home loan pie
35:00 <Emma> hahaha
35:00 <cherri_pie> trump cant even get a job
35:00 <cherri_pie> let alone a home loan
35:00 <President_Trump> cherri cant even get a home loan pie but then talks up how he's 'making all this money'
35:00 <Emma> burn
35:00 <cherri_pie> i never said i was making money you idiot
35:00 <cherri_pie> see how you make shit up
35:00 <cherri_pie> i just said i work in finance
35:00 <President_Trump> steevenn did u take the vids to work?
35:00 <nate> i am on oasis right now
35:00 <nate> lookin for jen!
35:00 <nate> is she 20k away
35:00 <steevenn> nuh
35:00 <steevenn> no work today
35:00 <steevenn> thats why i asked on wednesday
35:00 <steevenn> ya rabbit
36:00 <cherri_pie> or maybe i should of phased that more correctly for retards like you
36:00 <Skirmish> You do not work in finance because everything you said to define loans is wrong. 
36:00 <cherri_pie> i work WITH finance
36:00 <cherri_pie> there
36:00 <President_Trump> WITH finance?
36:00 <President_Trump> what does that mean
36:00 <cherri_pie> fuck you cant say anything on here
36:00 <cherri_pie> serioulsy
36:00 <cherri_pie> i cant believe how people obsess over it
36:00 <Skirmish> How do you work with fiannce? Does he paint the numbers on new calculators? 
36:00 <cherri_pie> what utter spastics
36:00 <President_Trump> you were once a finance director, now u only work WITH finance?
36:00 <Emma> haha Skirmish 
37:00 <cherri_pie> it just blows my mind how people could give so many fucks about other peoples words
37:00 <Emma> trumps comfused
37:00 <cherri_pie> i never said i was a finance director
37:00 <President_Trump> yes you did quite a while ago
37:00 <cherri_pie> you are a fucking retard trump...an absolute fucking retard
37:00 <cherri_pie> no i did not
37:00 <President_Trump> talking yourself up to impress jen
37:00 <cherri_pie> ever
37:00 <Emma> I need a bigger phone
37:00 <cherri_pie> yeh i want to impress jen
37:00 <cherri_pie> are you fucking hearing youself
37:00 <Emma> so my fat fingers can't push wrong buttons
37:00 <cherri_pie> serioulsy
37:00 <cherri_pie> who the fuck wants to impress jen
38:00 <Skirmish> cherri_pie hasn't said anything. They just talk in circles. 'I work in finance, or to be more specific WITH finance.' Is finance a person? What does that actually mean? 
38:00 <cherri_pie> you are mentally fucked trump
38:00 <President_Trump> do you meet with finance and ask them what stationary they would like for the month?
38:00 <cherri_pie> we should just call you mentelsson from now on
38:00 <cherri_pie> yeh i do
38:00 <cherri_pie> now fuck off
38:00 <cherri_pie> or ill igg you
38:00 <President_Trump> how do you work with finance?
38:00 <cherri_pie> none of your business
38:00 <Emma> 10 hours later my iPads charged
39:00 <Skirmish> Oh no! He will ignore you too! OH NO!!
39:00 <cherri_pie> yeh that happens to me too
39:00 <cherri_pie> for some strange reason
39:00 <cherri_pie> i bought a couple of chargers off ebay
39:00 <cherri_pie> and charge slow as fuck
39:00 <cherri_pie> for the iphone
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Stop usin a cheap Asian charger then Emma 
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
39:00 <cherri_pie> yeh mines cheap asian shit i think 
39:00 <cherri_pie> haha
39:00 <Emma> it's not a cheap one 
39:00 <Emma> it come with it
39:00 <cherri_pie> but i only bought it coz it was a 2 metew cable
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> You too lol
39:00 <Emma> but it's broken hahahaba
39:00 <cherri_pie> apple doesnt make 2 metre cables
39:00 <cherri_pie> which is annoying, they need to
40:00 <cherri_pie> 1 metre is so short
40:00 <Skirmish> Emma: Is it a long cord? I found out this week that ipads/iphones will charge slower the longer the cable is. 
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> iPad needs a 2amp charger
40:00 <cherri_pie> what's a 2amp charger
40:00 <Emma> hairs the regular cord an iPad comes with 
40:00 <Emma> its**
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> 2 amps....
40:00 <cherri_pie> ohh ok
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> Electric current
41:00 <Skirmish> Emma: There is a website called cable girl I just bought another cable from. Fairly cheap. Based in brisbane. 
41:00 <cherri_pie> so much cheap asian shit on ebay
41:00 <cherri_pie> i hate it
41:00 <cherri_pie> i bought 2 ps3 controlles
41:00 <cherri_pie> and both were fake
41:00 <Emma> i need it by tomorrow 
41:00 <cherri_pie> get this...i buy one and find out its fake
41:00 <Emma> my sister has one I'll borrow
41:00 <cherri_pie> so i buy another hoping to get an original, and that one was fake too!
41:00 <Skirmish> Emma: They do express post next day delivery. 
41:00 <cherri_pie> :(
42:00 <cherri_pie> emma they sell good chargers at the servo sometimes
42:00 <Skirmish> ROFL @ going to ebay to buy legit brands. 
42:00 <cherri_pie> $25 for a 2 metre cable
42:00 <cherri_pie> and it charges quick
42:00 <Skirmish> I just paid $22 for a 3m ipad cable. 
42:00 <President_Trump> some gook got killed with a cheap imported charger
42:00 <cherri_pie> it's not cheap shit either, the brand is called cygnett it's good quality
42:00 <Emma> will it be here before 5pm tomorrw if I order it now? technically it's Friday already over there
42:00 <Skirmish> Delivered express post. 
42:00 <cherri_pie> BP servos have them
43:00 <cherri_pie> maybe not all, but most
43:00 <Skirmish> Emma: No it must be ordered before 4pm the day before. 
43:00 <Emma> too late 
43:00 <cherri_pie> you won't get a next day delivery off ebay
43:00 <cherri_pie> unless you pay express postage which is like $15 i think
43:00 <Emma> it's ok when I get back my iPad will be sitting around never to be used again
44:00 <cherri_pie> i bought 3 chargers for $15
44:00 <Skirmish> Someone should tell cherri_pie about the cable girl website. 
44:00 <cherri_pie> all of them 2 metre cables
44:00 <Skirmish> Tell him to stop using ebay like a muppet. 
44:00 <Skirmish> Cable chick*
44:00 <Emma> s c r e w her
45:00 <cherri_pie> anyone seen the revenant?
45:00 <Skirmish> Only poor people buy things off ebay. 
45:00 <cherri_pie> it's availble for download through torrents
45:00 <cherri_pie> good movie
46:00 <Skirmish> It's not a good movie at all. It's long and average. 
46:00 <Emma> i buy things off enay
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> Peace out
46:00 <Emma> Bayebay
46:00 <Emma> ebay
46:00 <cherri_pie> later blitz
46:00 <Emma> like phone covers
46:00 <cherri_pie> ebay is good
46:00 <cherri_pie> yeh i bought phone covers
46:00 <Emma> that's about it
47:00 <cherri_pie> they are great to buy off ebay
47:00 <Emma> cheap 
47:00 <cherri_pie> i bought mine for like $3
47:00 <cherri_pie> soft rubber is the best 
47:00 <Emma> same haha
47:00 <cherri_pie> hahah
47:00 <Emma> got glitter in mine
47:00 <cherri_pie> funny shit
47:00 <cherri_pie> oh really, that's cool then
47:00 <Skirmish> There are heaps of other websites to get stuff off just as cheap and with less hassle. ebay is 95% chinese sellers of cheap crap passing itself off as legit. 
47:00 <cherri_pie> they are safer too, they really do protect if you drop the phone
48:00 <cherri_pie> i usually just get a plain colour
48:00 <cherri_pie> as a guy, can't really get glitter haha
48:00 <Emma> haha it takes 2 months to arrive 
48:00 <cherri_pie> :/
48:00 <cherri_pie> really?
48:00 <Skirmish> What phone do you have Emma? 
48:00 <Emma> yep
48:00 <cherri_pie> type in closest emma
48:00 <cherri_pie> i usually get mine in a week or so
48:00 <Emma> iPhone 5
48:00 <cherri_pie> sometimes sooner, maybe 4 days
48:00 <cherri_pie> yeh iphone 5
48:00 <Emma> i don't mind waiting
48:00 <Skirmish> Have you seen the bookbook case/cover? 
49:00 <cherri_pie> don't get the ones from china etc, they take forever
49:00 <Emma> nope
49:00 <cherri_pie> all the gooks in aus buy them from china anyway and sell them to the aussies
49:00 <Emma> what is it?
49:00 <Emma> mark up the price by 90%
50:00 <Skirmish> 1 sec will link. I had one on my Iphone 5s and now the son uses it still. 
50:00 <cherri_pie> yeh true
50:00 <cherri_pie> gook rates
50:00 <cherri_pie> 90% markup for aussies haha
50:00 <Emma> i was thinking of doing that and selling them on Facebook m
50:00 <Emma> haha
50:00 <Skirmish> https://www.twelvesouth.com/product/bookbook-for-iphone-5
50:00 <cherri_pie> meh, you could try
50:00 <Emma> $2 cover for $10
50:00 <cherri_pie> buy a shitload from china
51:00 <Skirmish> I think it's nearly time to go home. 
51:00 <cherri_pie> and sell them on fb for a bit extra
51:00 <cherri_pie> usually ppl just check on ebay tho
51:00 <cherri_pie> but if you're quicker and more convenient they might buy from you instead
51:00 <cherri_pie> gooks dominate that market tho
51:00 <cherri_pie> they are the masters of selling cheap rip off shit from china
52:00 <Emma> yes they do
52:00 <cherri_pie> you look at their complaints and it's funny
52:00 <cherri_pie> hahah
52:00 <cherri_pie> everyone is like
52:00 <cherri_pie> cheap shit dont buy
52:00 <cherri_pie> broke in 1 week
52:00 <cherri_pie> hahaha
52:00 <Emma> Skirmish, I change my covers all the time
53:00 <Emma> i wouldn't pay $50 for a phone cover
53:00 <Emma> haha I'm a tightass
53:00 <cherri_pie> err who would pay 50 for a phone cover
53:00 <cherri_pie> unless it's made out of something good
53:00 <cherri_pie> most phone covers are the same
53:00 <Emma> I changed mine again today 
54:00 <cherri_pie> i have't really seen anything that would make me pay 50 
54:00 <Emma> nah phone covers are an eBay thing
54:00 <Emma> I'm happy being a poor ass 
55:00 <cherri_pie> i might get the s7 edge
55:00 <cherri_pie> i wonder if they have covers for that
55:00 <cherri_pie> coz of the edge thing
55:00 <cherri_pie> how would you cover it
55:00 <cherri_pie> :/
56:00 <slinky_J> lol
56:00 <miles> breaker
56:00 <miles> u fag stick
56:00 <steven_> breaker breaker
57:00 <slinky_J> phoenz man
57:00 <cherri_pie> i dont know nothing about phones
57:00 <slinky_J> man
57:00 <cherri_pie> i just want one with good specs that isn't bulky\
57:00 <slinky_J> phonez r such a gimmick
57:00 <slinky_J> all i needa do is call n txt
57:00 <President_Trump> is breaker supervising jen?
58:00 <cherri_pie> i never thought i'd see the day when i'd be buying phones outright
58:00 <slinky_J> miss the old days
58:00 <slinky_J> yer
58:00 <cherri_pie> well even in the old days you had to buy phones outright
58:00 <slinky_J> i was hyped when i got the first samsung galaxy s
58:00 <cherri_pie> or you could only get them on a plan
58:00 <slinky_J> after that novelty wore off
58:00 <cherri_pie> the calls were so expensive back then
58:00 <slinky_J> aha
58:00 <cherri_pie> 1 dollar a min and stuff
58:00 <cherri_pie> credit last you like 1 hour
58:00 <cherri_pie> 50c per sms
59:00 <cherri_pie> or 55c
59:00 <cherri_pie> now it's unlimited calls and sms
59:00 <cherri_pie> so interesting how supply and demand can change a market
59:00 <slinky_J> lol
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