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47:34 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: Mutter: www.mutterirc.com
11:00 <miles> President_Trump
11:00 <miles> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjAaUn4A0Ak
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MATE 2016 vocalized (Apr 11, 2016) Length: 2:44 - Category: Music - 2 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:25 <miles> President_Trump
11:26 <miles> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjAaUn4A0Ak
11:30 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: MATE 2016 vocalized (Apr 11, 2016) Length: 2:44 - Category: Music - 2 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
19:31 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
03:00 <miles> https://youtu.be/Ug5eL8tQdw8
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TRIP n DUST RAVE STOMP BEATS 2016 NEW MUSIC (Apr 11, 2016) Length: 3:10 - Category: Music - 2 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:28 <miles> https://youtu.be/Ug5eL8tQdw8
03:32 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: TRIP n DUST RAVE STOMP BEATS 2016 NEW MUSIC (Apr 11, 2016) Length: 3:10 - Category: Music - 2 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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26:00 <miles> lols
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26:26 <miles> lols
32:00 <miles> i got terrets
32:00 <miles> frp,opom shrooms
32:00 <miles> its afliction when i drink
32:00 <miles> butstst imm nots drunk
32:28 <miles> i got terrets
32:38 <miles> frp,opom shrooms
33:04 <miles> its afliction when i drink
33:18 <miles> butstst imm nots drunk
36:00 <miles> this is retarded
36:00 <miles> lols
36:21 <miles> this is retarded
36:24 <miles> lols
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54:00 <Bonny> you type like you're drunk
55:02 <Bonny> you type like you're drunk
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32:00 <steven_> ;p
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42:17 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h nate
55:30 <miles> https://youtu.be/WP4AdZt2-7w
55:34 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: ive had enough of your shit (Apr 11, 2016) Length: 1:30 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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46:16 Nick: Arbition is now known as Abortion
55:35 <miles> Sharni
57:09 <Sharni> Yea dawg
57:33 <miles> lets see
57:49 <miles> lols
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24:47 Nick: Spartan_ is now known as poo
25:01 <poo> sharn sharn
25:03 <poo> i luvvv u
26:01 <poo> Sharni
26:03 <poo> i luv u
32:58 Nick: poo is now known as giles
33:36 <giles> sharni smith dont u fucken ignore me
33:43 <giles> ready for skype tonight hunny bunch :)))?
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35:39 Nick: ynnoB is now known as Bonny
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40:55 <peter-parker> my spidey senses are tingling!
41:09 * peter-parker steals Bonny's cookies. Mwahaha!
41:18 * peter-parker is searching for BlackDevil + goatsex on yahoo. WEEE 267 hits!
43:36 * peter-parker whips Sharni with a mouse cord
43:57 * peter-parker shreds tonic with a chainsaw
44:01 * peter-parker forgets thestig in the desert. awww
44:05 * peter-parker prepares DuckDodgers to be shown on rotten.com
44:09 * peter-parker slaps ^pHANTOM^ around a bit with a small Imperial-Class Stardestroyer
44:13 * peter-parker touches circle with a twenty-foot rusty halberd
44:16 * peter-parker burns miles's house down
44:19 * peter-parker slaps bios around with Windows Me
44:25 * peter-parker slaps Bonny in the face and yells "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
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52:55 <Jon`Gotti> :))
53:19 <Jon`Gotti> Ok.
53:27 <Jon`Gotti> Im going to attempt to drown myself
56:42 <Jon`Gotti> either im high or im nuts :|
56:59 <Jon`Gotti> i been with 10 women who have HIV
57:12 <Jon`Gotti> I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
01:23 <Jon`Gotti> back
01:29 <Jon`Gotti> had to send terry a message
01:36 <Jon`Gotti> TERRY TOUGH CUNT
01:37 <Jon`Gotti> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
01:49 Nick: Jon`Gotti is now known as Terry
01:59 <Terry> call me tez
02:02 <Terry> or tezza
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02:54 <ori> call you the love of my life
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09:49 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h nate
14:47 <nate> hi boys
14:53 <nate> BOOYZ
18:16 <tonic> fgt
22:55 <nate> hi tonic boooi!
23:23 <ori> I see the devil when I look in to the eye of my penis
24:01 <nate> u have good eye sight ori :D
24:44 <Sharni> 3:56 PM <Jon`Gotti> i been with 10 women who have HIV.
24:46 <Sharni> Hawt
25:13 <Sharni> Aww he gone
25:48 <nate> is he charlie sheen
26:39 <steven_> haha
28:58 <ori> lol
29:04 <ori> I blew mr sheen
29:14 <ori> for that fortune of hiv cum
30:05 <Sharni> Nice
43:18 <ori> sucked him to the edge of the world
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51:58 <ori> meat never goes bad in movies
52:11 <ori> ur out six weeks on the plains you just take out your meat nibble up
52:56 <H-Stax> believe i keep murder between my shirt and my jeans :)
56:17 <ori> suck myself dead off ur dick
00:34 <tonic> Giant Hay Stacks
08:18 <H-Stax> liftin up this mask just to blast whoever
10:22 <H-Stax> jelly of sean's ralph lauren` vest!
11:37 <H-Stax> steven doesnt wear Ralph Lauren Nautica or Lonsdale
11:40 <H-Stax> LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
12:15 <nate> wot da:L
12:45 <nate> H-Stax if he was wearing those clothing items would u date him?
12:51 <H-Stax> yerps
13:10 <H-Stax> this hilltop hoods cd i put on my mobile is faulty
13:14 <H-Stax> farken bullshite
13:23 <H-Stax> nate you should Giles
13:30 <H-Stax> 17 f korea
13:45 <nate> eww ;D
13:51 <H-Stax> :]]]
14:05 <H-Stax> ~oo~
14:07 <H-Stax> nerdfames
14:20 <H-Stax> ~oo~
14:56 <H-Stax> I am oficially a high roller
15:19 <H-Stax> Exo and i do big transactions via Suncorp Bank
15:36 <H-Stax> Hefty 50k in my bank just sitting there.
15:48 <nate> alot of hookers
21:49 <H-Stax> hehehe
23:42 <tonic> Giant Hay Stacks
23:54 <H-Stax> lol at poker
24:00 <H-Stax> i played for first time on facebook
24:07 <H-Stax> we all started wtih 1000 kitty
24:12 <nate> strip poker?
24:16 <H-Stax> i left with 20k n bailed D:
26:03 <H-Stax> ROFl
26:07 <H-Stax> just cleaned up on first round
26:08 <H-Stax> all in
26:11 <H-Stax> 2aces
26:14 <H-Stax> suck my poo
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37:02 <tonic> H-Stax:
37:06 <tonic> Giant Hay Stacks
38:57 <nate> tonic is he ya buddy?
39:05 <tonic> neh
39:10 <tonic> its kunny mate
50:07 <H-Stax> nope
50:09 <H-Stax> hes a poofta
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51:00 <tonic> come out kunny
51:00 <tonic> come out, come out, wherever you are
51:00 <tonic> heheheheheehe
51:00 <tonic> fgt
51:00 <tonic> nappy man
51:00 <tonic> dirty nappy wearer
51:00 <nate> tonic u better change him
51:00 <tonic> hehehehe
51:00 <tonic> Sharni does that 4 him
51:24 <tonic> come out kunny
51:31 <tonic> come out, come out, wherever you are
51:33 <tonic> heheheheheehe
51:34 <tonic> fgt
51:36 <tonic> nappy man
51:44 <tonic> dirty nappy wearer
52:00 <H-Stax> :D
52:05 <nate> tonic u better change him
52:14 <tonic> hehehehe
52:22 <tonic> Sharni does that 4 him
53:00 <H-Stax> sharns uses a KFC wet wipe after changing me for purdy feeling :)))
53:00 <tonic> heehehehehee
53:03 <H-Stax> :D
53:42 <H-Stax> sharns uses a KFC wet wipe after changing me for purdy feeling :)))
53:50 <tonic> heehehehehee
54:00 <H-Stax> :0
54:54 <H-Stax> :0
55:00 <H-Stax> kunizzle will lift the 12 jizzle and throw a party at my aquital
56:00 <tonic> how many spare nappies ya got this week fgt nappy boy
56:20 <H-Stax> kunizzle will lift the 12 jizzle and throw a party at my aquital
57:01 <tonic> how many spare nappies ya got this week fgt nappy boy
59:00 <H-Stax> 32 pack :))
59:00 <H-Stax> huggies o_o
59:00 <H-Stax> the cheap brands give me nappy rash :((
59:00 <tonic> heheheheheheehehehee
59:28 <H-Stax> 32 pack :))
59:48 <H-Stax> huggies o_o
00:00 <tonic> you got any used ones saved up to wear your head?
00:00 <H-Stax> lolz
00:00 <H-Stax> perhaps jerome
00:00 <H-Stax> i may
00:00 <H-Stax> sharni will marry a 65 yr old dude whos rich
00:03 <H-Stax> the cheap brands give me nappy rash :((
00:11 <tonic> heheheheheheehehehee
00:27 <tonic> you got any used ones saved up to wear your head?
00:35 <H-Stax> lolz
00:38 <H-Stax> perhaps jerome
00:40 <H-Stax> i may
01:00 <H-Stax> heheheheehehehehe
01:00 <nate> arent u rich H-Stax
01:00 <nate> go for it
01:00 <H-Stax> nups
01:00 <tonic> dsp
01:00 <H-Stax> im a battler
01:00 <tonic> ya dont battle mate
01:00 <tonic> you get free money
01:00 <H-Stax> nup
01:00 <tonic> if you a battler you earn the little money
01:08 <H-Stax> sharni will marry a 65 yr old dude whos rich
01:31 <H-Stax> heheheheehehehehe
01:32 <nate> arent u rich H-Stax
01:35 <nate> go for it
01:46 <H-Stax> nups
01:54 <tonic> dsp
01:55 <tonic> dsp
01:56 <tonic> dsp
01:57 <H-Stax> im a battler
02:00 <H-Stax> hey therm
02:00 <H-Stax> where is Bridget
02:00 <Therm> Whats up
02:00 <H-Stax> ?¿
02:06 <tonic> ya dont battle mate
02:09 <tonic> you get free money
02:16 <H-Stax> nup
02:19 <tonic> if you a battler you earn the little money
02:50 Nick: AndroUser2 is now known as Therm
03:00 <Therm> No clue
03:01 <H-Stax> hey therm
03:10 <H-Stax> where is Bridget
03:14 <Therm> Whats up
03:19 <H-Stax> ?¿
03:32 <Therm> No clue
05:00 <H-Stax> ??
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06:00 <H-Stax> ??
07:00 <H-Stax> murder torture and death and pain
08:00 <H-Stax> hey therm
08:00 <H-Stax> where is Bridget
08:02 <H-Stax> murder torture and death and pain
08:54 <H-Stax> hey therm
08:57 <H-Stax> where is Bridget
09:00 <nate> is bridget ya dad?
09:00 <H-Stax> narp
09:46 <nate> is bridget ya dad?
10:00 <Cath^> [17:51] <@Cath^> wtf man!
10:00 <Cath^> [17:52] <@Cath^> miles you are off your head!!!
10:00 <Cath^> [17:52] <%nate> Nick Jonas - Close ft. Tove Lo 
10:00 <Cath^> [17:52] <@Cath^> finally watched your vid o.0
10:00 <Cath^> hahahahaha
10:00 <nate> beautiful person of course
10:00 <nate> :D~
10:00 <H-Stax> bridget is thermies imaginary girlfriend :\\\
10:00 <H-Stax> lolz
10:00 <tonic> heheheheh
10:00 <tonic> what a fgt
10:14 <H-Stax> narp
10:33 <H-Stax> bridget is thermies imaginary girlfriend :\\\
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10:58 <H-Stax> lolz
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hugas? Huge arse?
11:00 <nate> huge fkn hugs
11:00 <Cath^> :o
11:00 <Cath^> what are you saying Blitzkrieg?
11:00 <Cath^> :/
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> I didn't say it
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> HE DID!
11:00 <Cath^> rude mate!
11:00 <nate> Blitzkrieg wants a huge hug
11:00 <nate> do ittttt!
11:00 <tonic> therm = piss drinker and shit eater
11:00 <H-Stax> lolz
11:00 <H-Stax> jerry G
11:16 <tonic> heheheheh
11:19 <tonic> what a fgt
11:30 <tonic> therm = piss drinker and shit eater
11:37 <H-Stax> lolz
11:44 <H-Stax> jerry G
12:00 <nate> huge ass hug?
12:00 <nate> :D
12:00 <Cath^> lol
12:00 <nate> Blitzkrieg do u get ya bum pinched much?
12:00 <Cath^> nate always saves the day
12:00 <nate> im always interested in Blitzkriegs body
12:00 <amelia> BuM PiNCHeS
12:00 <Cath^> hahaha
12:00 <H-Stax> goin out
12:00 <H-Stax> see u'z
13:00 <Cath^> there is nothing to wonder..it's true
13:00 <nate> Sigala - Sweet Lovin
13:10 <H-Stax> goin out
13:13 <H-Stax> see u'z
13:16 Quit: H-Stax ([email protected]) Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com )
14:00 <Cath^> um...and there's nothing wrong with that :)
14:00 <amelia> Blitzkrieg you can either show your bum or your chest, its your decision but you must show one
14:00 <nate> time for dumb WORK;l
14:18 <nate> Sigala - Sweet Lovin
14:57 <nate> time for dumb WORK;l
15:00 <amelia> that reminds me
15:00 <amelia> abortion
15:00 <amelia> blue panties pic
15:00 <nate> LOL mr blue panties
15:00 <nate> fuck i miss that guy
15:00 <amelia> ahahahahaahaha
15:00 <nate> so confident
15:00 <amelia> fuck! bae!
15:00 <nate> where is he?!
15:00 <amelia> FUCK blue panties so hot
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> Neither
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> Brb
16:00 <amelia> Neither is not an option ok
16:00 <nate> Blitzkrieg is a true gentleman obvious
16:00 <nate> right cath!
16:00 <Sharni> Wahh
17:00 <Cath^> right
17:00 <Cath^> Sharni babez
17:00 <nate> hi super Sharni
17:00 <Cath^> unless it's pink bonds, right steven_?
17:00 <amelia> Sharni would you kiss blitz or kunny
17:00 <Sharni> Hey babes
17:00 <Sharni> Brb
17:00 <amelia> you must choose one
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19:00 <Cath^> haha
19:00 <Cath^> this games isn't very popular
19:00 <amelia> I never get my answers
19:00 <nate> you must like it cath
19:00 <amelia> damnit
19:00 <nate> LOLOL
20:00 <amelia> who would you choose Cath^
20:00 <nate> the bachelor irc style
20:00 <nate> kiss everyone
20:00 <amelia> Ahahahahah
21:00 <NightDemon> poor amelia
21:00 <nate> NightDemon chat her up, make her feel better
21:00 <amelia> play my fuckin game you fucks
21:00 <NightDemon> amelia would you kiss me or me 
21:00 <NightDemon> you must choose one
21:00 <Sharni> Anyway s
21:00 <Cath^> lol
21:00 <amelia> post a pic NightDemon
21:00 <nate> going for a quarter pounder Sharni?
22:00 <Sharni> No
22:00 <NightDemon> im LoopyDOG amelia u seen my pic
22:00 <nate> wots your favourite burger?
22:00 <Cath^> i choose noone
22:00 <Sharni> I'm on a strict diet called shut the fuck up
22:00 <Sharni> Haha jokes
22:00 <amelia> ohhhhhhh
22:00 <Cath^> lol Sharni
22:00 <NightDemon> when i said im loopyDOG sharni said Ew
22:00 <Sharni> Felt like being a bitch
22:00 <NightDemon> lool
22:00 <Sharni> Hahahah hahahah
22:00 <Sharni> Yep
22:00 <amelia> ok nah i wouldn't kiss you
22:00 <amelia> your lips have been in jenns twat
22:00 <NightDemon> u would rape me
22:00 <NightDemon> hahaha
22:00 <amelia> instant dismissal
22:00 <nate> loopy they have?
23:00 <Cath^> NightDemon is better looking that i imagined
23:00 <Sharni> Lol
23:00 <Cath^> just sayin'
23:00 <NightDemon> thank you Cath^
23:00 <Sharni> Pic
23:00 <amelia> Cath^ would kish loopy
23:00 <Cath^> that's going a bit far
23:00 <amelia> oh
23:00 <nate> wow this is getting steamy
23:00 <amelia> Cath^ would wave @ loopy
23:00 <Cath^> haha 
23:00 <NightDemon> haha
23:00 <Cath^> yes
23:00 <Cath^> lolz
23:00 <Cath^> you're welcome ;)
24:00 <steven_> frizzy frog
24:00 <Cath^> see i'm happy to answer your questions amelia...
24:00 <Cath^> certain questions!
24:00 <amelia> no you're not
24:00 <steven_> hahhaa
24:00 <Cath^> hi young steven_
24:00 <steven_> hewwo
24:00 <amelia> you avoid 99% of them
24:00 <Cath^> :/
24:00 <nate> hi yummie steven
24:00 <steven_> catfight
24:00 <amelia> except for the boring waving questions
24:00 <Sharni> Jen is on steven_'s hit list
24:00 <steven_> already hit that
24:00 <steven_> your next on the list
24:00 <amelia> why won't you answer the juicy ones
25:00 <Sharni> How come I wasn't invited
25:00 <amelia> steven_ would you kiss Sharni or Cath^
25:00 <amelia> you must pick only one
25:00 <Sharni> Omg lol
25:00 <steven_> nate
25:00 <steven_> i like ur song 
25:00 <Cath^> lol
25:00 <amelia> thats it
25:00 <nate> yay me! i get da kissez
25:00 <Sharni> Haha
25:00 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSTRTv0xVlU&index=30&list=RDqgy7vEje5-w
25:00 <Cath^> easily pleased nate
25:00 <amelia> next person to avoid my important questions gets banned
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Iggy Azalea - Team (Dance Video) (Mar 18, 2016) Length: 3:30 - Category: Music - 28,612,444 views - 388,090 likes (93.3%), 27,714 dislikes (6.7%)
26:00 <Sharni> Hahaha
26:00 <amelia> this is a matter of life & death
26:00 <Sharni> They are not important
26:00 <NightDemon> yes
26:00 <Sharni> Ok....!
26:00 <amelia> they are very important
26:00 <nate> all it takes is NightDemons hand and some lube and im happy 4 eva
26:00 <amelia> Sharni would you kiss blitz or pliv
26:00 <Sharni> Both
26:00 <Sharni> Hahahahahah a
26:00 <tonic> one or the other
26:00 <nate> pliv serious lol
26:00 <tonic> dont be greedy
26:00 <Cath^> oh my
26:00 <amelia> pick one you kissing slut
26:00 <Sharni> Ban me
26:00 <Sharni> Do it
27:00 <Sharni> I dare you
27:00 <NightDemon> ban her
27:00 <amelia> `ban Sharni
27:00 <steven_> haahh
27:00 <Cath^> lol
27:00 <NightDemon> yay
27:00 <tonic> hehehehee
27:00 <Cath^> that was a hard choice amelia
27:00 <amelia> she was warned
27:00 <nate> sharni exploded 
27:00 <amelia> i know Cath^ i even made it easy for hee
27:00 <NightDemon> everywhere
27:00 <Cath^> wb 
27:00 <steven_> playing on my team
27:00 <steven_> is someone like me
27:00 <nate> sharni cheeze burger?
27:00 <Sharni> Thanks babez
27:00 <steven_> are you fucking with my team
28:00 <NightDemon> ban thestig
28:00 <NightDemon> i dare ya
28:00 <Sharni> nate I'm on a strict diet called shut the fuck up
28:00 <steven_> `ban NightDemon faggot
28:00 <Sharni> Lol
28:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAAHAH
28:00 <steven_> baby i got me
28:00 <nate> haha Sharni, ok nuggets?
28:00 <nate> even amelia likes nuggets
28:00 <amelia> ok no one fulfilled my boredom
28:00 <amelia> so i might jus nap instead
29:00 <Sharni> amelia... Who would you kiss... Pliv or Jen ?
29:00 <amelia> YUM NUGGETS WHO GOT NUGGETS
29:00 <nate> sweet tisk dreams amelia;l
29:00 <Cath^> lol
29:00 <amelia> you can't play my game ok Sharni
29:00 <Sharni> I can
29:00 <amelia> you ruined it
29:00 <Sharni> Never
29:00 <Sharni> Answer it
29:00 <Sharni> We all know it would be Jen
29:51 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
29:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
30:00 <amelia> I will backhand you
30:00 <Cath^> lol
30:00 <Sharni> Do it
30:00 <amelia> you the one that has her on your fb ahahahahahahahahahha
30:00 <Sharni> I like it rough
30:00 <Cath^> back off..Jen is mine!!
30:00 <Sharni> Hahahahahah
30:00 <amelia> WiFeY
30:00 <Sharni> Hahahahahahahaha
30:00 <Sharni> She loves meh
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tried to root my phone
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Now it won't start
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> -.-
30:39 <Blitzkrieg> Tried to root my phone
30:42 <Blitzkrieg> Now it won't start
30:43 <Blitzkrieg> -.-
31:00 <amelia> you jus gonna end up another notch on her belt
31:00 <Cath^> :o
31:00 <amelia> i warned you from day 1 Sharni
31:00 <amelia> you are the next jennifer victim
32:00 <nate> is their a river near chong park
33:00 <nate> if thats the name of the park
33:00 <nate> woop:L
33:00 <Sharni> Lol
34:00 <amelia> aahahha
35:00 <nate> miles legend!
35:00 <steven_> mile bro
35:00 <steven_> welcome home
35:00 <Sharni> nate... Amelia or Cath
36:00 <Cath^> he'd bench press us!
36:00 <Sharni> amelia one day your ganna end up another notch on my belt
36:00 <nate> they arent boys names
36:00 <Cath^> lol
36:00 <amelia> he friend zoned me so I'm out
36:00 <Cath^> friendzoned!
36:00 <Sharni> nate don't be rude
36:00 <amelia> Sharni you gosta work for it
36:00 <Sharni> What do I have to do
36:00 <Steven2> :|
37:00 <amelia> buy me 8 pack of cheesy nuggets
37:00 <Sharni> TELL MEHHHHH
37:00 <Sharni> deal
37:00 <nate> lol
37:00 <Sharni> I'll make it a dozen
37:00 <amelia> ok its all yours
37:00 <amelia> ok and a burrito
37:00 <Sharni> Yes !
37:00 <amelia> for after
37:00 <Sharni> What's in it for me if I buy you a burrito
37:00 <nate> after wot?
37:00 <nate> :D
37:00 <Sharni> Nonya nate
37:00 <amelia> everything
37:00 <Sharni> It's between me and amelia
37:00 <steven_> ahaahaha
37:00 <nate> hawt
37:06 <Steven2> :|
38:00 <Sharni> Ok deal
38:00 <amelia> where ma damn nuggets
38:00 <Sharni> Literally between hahahah
38:00 <nate> good couple
38:00 <Sharni> I ate them
38:00 <steven_> in kunnys jocks
38:00 <Sharni> Hahahaha
38:00 <amelia> AAHAAHAHAH
38:00 <Sharni> Yep
38:00 <nate> she ate kunnys nuggets :D
38:00 <nate> very fresh
38:00 <Sharni> Hawt
38:00 <steven_> choco balls
38:00 <Sharni> Extra cheesy
39:00 <Cath^> tag you're it amelia
39:00 <nate> steven how did u get kunny on cam?
39:00 <nate> did u use your smooth moves
39:00 <steven_> long process
39:00 <steven_> but i got the job done
39:00 <Sharni> Hahha
39:00 <steven_> Mission Acomplished!
39:00 <Cath^> well done
39:00 <amelia> did he really go on cam
39:00 <steven_> yeh
39:00 <Cath^> wb Blitzkrieg
39:00 <Sharni> steven_ flashed him his nutz
39:00 <steven_> got his balls out
39:00 <amelia> you promised him sharnis ttz didnt youu
39:00 <steven_> DEEZ NUTZ
39:00 <Cath^> wtf
39:00 <amelia> Dis you screenshot
39:00 <amelia> Did
39:00 <steven_> i just need chris on skype now
39:27 Quit: Sharni ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
40:00 <steven_> ill get him some vag
40:00 <Sharni> Hahah
40:00 <Cath^> i've had tisk on skype
40:00 <Cath^> voice only
40:00 <Sharni> Nice
40:00 <steven_> no good
40:00 <steven_> need the cam
40:00 <amelia> that reminds me when adrian was on cam
40:00 <nate> tisks voice seduces anyone
40:00 <steven_> hahaha
40:00 <Sharni> I'm too ugly for cam
40:00 <amelia> and kept getting his dick out
40:00 <Cath^> i'm sure that could be arranged but count me out!
40:00 <amelia> for Dash
41:00 <ori> put a dick on it
41:00 <nate> dash = cash"?
41:00 <ori> and flash ur butt hole
41:00 <steven_> put a dick in it
41:00 <miles> i got skype on my phone never used it
41:00 <miles> lols
41:00 <steven_> give me ur skype babe
41:00 <miles> babe?
41:00 <steven_> yeh babe
41:00 <nate> LOL woopiez
41:00 <Sharni> Haha
41:00 <Cath^> miles...don't lie
41:00 <nate> miles he ment bro
41:00 <Cath^> we have spoken
42:00 <miles> yeah but that was on pc
42:00 <nate> yeah cath totally different
42:00 <Cath^> oh silly me
42:00 <nate> ;]
42:00 <Blitzkrieg> ;}
43:00 <nate> Blitzkrieg have u got something nice to say to tisky
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> Chris babe come on skype
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> It'll be fun
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> Vag everywhere
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> You'll even pull Sharni if you talk leb
43:00 <Sharni> Shut up uleh
43:00 <Cath^> mwahaha
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Make me cuz
44:00 <amelia> christopher you should take Sharni to de river
44:00 <Sharni> I'll get my cousinz on you bro
44:00 <Sharni> No
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
44:00 <amelia> wot why not babez
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni is keen
44:00 <miles> so bored
44:00 <Cath^> skype miles?
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Downloading the factory firmware
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hopefully it still works heh
45:00 <miles> ok i have to login
45:00 <Sharni> Ohh came sex Cath^ and miles
45:00 <Sharni> Cam**
45:00 <amelia> yum
45:00 <Cath^> miles high club
45:00 <Sharni> Hawt
45:00 <Cath^> yeah nah...we don't sex
45:00 <tonic> ya bricked it
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> Better not have or I'm phoneless for a week lol
45:13 <Blitzkrieg> Downloading the factory firmware
45:17 <Blitzkrieg> Hopefully it still works heh
45:37 <tonic> ya bricked it
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> Kinkeh
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> 3sum
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cath Sharni and miles
46:09 <Blitzkrieg> Better not have or I'm phoneless for a week lol
47:00 <Sharni> I think Cath^ wants you Blitzkrieg not me :(
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> Who can blame her ;D
47:00 <Cath^> nah man..I want StrykerX
47:00 <Sharni> Aww yeah
48:00 <Cath^> he's so much better
48:00 <miles> hmmm
48:00 <miles> im logged in
48:00 <steven_> add me
48:00 <steven_> [email protected]
48:00 <Sharni> No way
48:00 <Sharni> Money on mah mind
48:00 <Blitzkrieg> Good day at the pokies?
48:55 Join: Sharni ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> MOREEEEE CHILLI!!
49:00 <Sharni> Habibi
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ahhh
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Chillin wit da lebz
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> sik uleh
49:00 <Sharni> Fully sick cuz
49:05 <Sharni> Money on mah mind
49:16 <Blitzkrieg> Good day at the pokies?
49:22 <Blitzkrieg> MOREEEEE CHILLI!!
49:46 <Sharni> Habibi
49:56 <Blitzkrieg> Ahhh
50:00 <miles> u in afganistan?
50:00 <Steven2> haha
50:00 <Sharni> Hi Stebie
50:03 <Blitzkrieg> Chillin wit da lebz
50:06 <Blitzkrieg> sik uleh
50:17 <Sharni> Fully sick cuz
50:36 <Steven2> haha
50:42 Nick: Steven2 is now known as steven_
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> Durka durka
51:05 <Sharni> Hi Stebie
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lookin promisin!
52:00 <Sharni> Sorry
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> As long as it doesn't wipe my SD card I'm happy
52:58 <Blitzkrieg> Lookin promisin!
53:00 <abortion> Durka Durr
53:00 <nate> abortion!
53:00 <nate> what are u wearing?
53:10 <Sharni> Sorry
53:13 <Blitzkrieg> As long as it doesn't wipe my SD card I'm happy
54:00 <Sharni> Who are you talking to
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> SUCCESS
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Phone recovered
54:27 <Sharni> Who are you talking to
54:42 <Blitzkrieg> SUCCESS
54:45 <Blitzkrieg> Phone recovered
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> My loser iPad has been at 100% updating for the last 10 min
56:00 <Sharni> Lol
57:00 <Blitzkrieg> Stupid iOS
57:56 Quit: tonic ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
58:00 <amelia> bored as fuck so have shower n put on trackies, check phone n msg from hip hop boy Do You WaNNa HaNG
58:00 <amelia> godamnit
58:00 <Blitzkrieg> There ya go miles
58:00 <Blitzkrieg> You're in
59:00 <nate> lol
00:00 <Sharni> Niceee
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> I'm out.. BBL!
01:12 <Blitzkrieg> I'm out.. BBL!
01:18 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit:
03:00 <abortion> I'm wearing normal clothes
03:00 <ori> I cooked chicken
03:00 <steven_> hi sharni
03:00 <ori> buhkerk
03:26 <ori> I cooked chicken
03:27 <steven_> hi sharni
03:29 <ori> buhkerk
04:00 <amelia> blue panties?
04:00 <abortion> bo
04:00 <amelia> submit the pic
04:00 <amelia> this instant
04:00 <amelia> i am in such an annoying mood
05:00 <abortion> I'm sorry amelia, I am afraid I can't do that
05:00 <steven_> sharni
05:00 <amelia> FUCK
05:00 <amelia> SAKE
05:00 <Sharni> Yeaaaaaaaaa steven_
05:00 <steven_> join skype
05:00 <miles> trippin
05:00 <miles> sup
05:53 <miles> trippin
05:55 <miles> sup
06:00 <steven_> slart
06:00 <Sharni> Call meh
07:00 <steven_> i did
08:00 <ori> gst ya hot tits out on skype
08:00 <ori> and tit fuck the cam
08:00 <steven_> ah shit
08:00 <Sharni>  Yo
08:00 <miles> hi Sharni
08:00 <Sharni> Hi
08:59 <Sharni> Yo
09:00 <miles> waiting for highway patrol on tv
09:00 <H-Stax> ello
09:00 <H-Stax> i back
09:05 <miles> hi Sharni
09:10 <Sharni> Hi
09:30 <miles> waiting for highway patrol on tv
10:15 Join: H-Stax ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
10:17 <H-Stax> ello
10:20 <H-Stax> i back
11:00 <Sharni> Ello
11:00 <ori> y do watch hiway parole
11:28 <Sharni> Ello
12:04 <ori> y do watch hiway parole
12:32 * H-Stax smax sharni on teh butt
12:56 * H-Stax throws a keyboard at ori
13:00 <Sharni> Why does he get the keyboard
14:00 <abortion> wots this about skype?
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk is rappin
14:00 <Sharni> I want the keyboard he can have the smack on the ass
14:00 <Sharni> Hawt
14:00 <miles> lols
14:18 <Sharni> Why does he get the keyboard
14:33 <Sharni> I want the keyboard he can have the smack on the ass
14:42 * H-Stax throws a playstation at Sharni
14:54 <Sharni> Hawt
15:00 <Sharni> Lol
15:08 <miles> lols
15:16 * H-Stax discovers miles's picture at uglypeople.com
16:00 <amelia> ribbit
16:00 <miles> cool
16:00 <Sharni> Were you on that site posting your own picture H-Stax
16:00 <H-Stax> perhaps
16:00 <thestig> sharni you on irc so much
16:00 <thestig> who looks after your kids
16:00 <Sharni> It's 7:16pm
16:00 <Sharni> Have a think about it
16:00 <H-Stax> 7:17 to be precise
16:00 <Sharni> What ever
16:03 <Sharni> Lol
16:34 <Sharni> Were you on that site posting your own picture H-Stax
16:42 <H-Stax> perhaps
16:46 <thestig> sharni you on irc so much
16:54 <thestig> who looks after your kids
17:00 <amelia> I wanna hear de raps
17:00 <miles> my raps
17:00 <miles> ?
17:00 <miles> lols
17:00 <nate> wrap your arms around miles, amelia ;D
17:00 <H-Stax> \|/o_O\|/
17:00 <thestig> think about 7:16?
17:02 <Sharni> It's 7:16pm
17:07 <Sharni> Have a think about it
17:16 <H-Stax> 7:17 to be precise
17:20 <Sharni> What ever
17:41 <H-Stax> \|/o_O\|/
17:51 <thestig> think about 7:16?
18:00 <miles> feel ill
18:00 <nate> haha :D
18:00 <amelia> I will throwwwwwwwwwwwww my arms around jewwweee
18:00 <Sharni> My youngest is asleep and my oldest is watching cartoons
18:00 <Sharni> thestig it's none of your business anyways.. 
18:00 <H-Stax> family guy??
18:27 <Sharni> My youngest is asleep and my oldest is watching cartoons
18:48 <Sharni> thestig it's none of your business anyways..
18:52 <H-Stax> family guy??
19:00 <abortion> steeeeeeeeeeeven
19:00 <abortion> you should invite me to skype
19:00 <H-Stax> sharni
19:00 <thestig> i just feel sorry for the neglected kids
19:00 <H-Stax> i can teach you karate
19:00 <thestig> my lord cartoons at this time of night
19:00 <Sharni> Wow... thestig
19:00 <Sharni> So judgemental
19:34 <H-Stax> sharni
19:37 <thestig> i just feel sorry for the neglected kids
19:40 <H-Stax> i can teach you karate
19:46 <thestig> my lord cartoons at this time of night
20:00 <Sharni> He will be back in 20 mins
20:00 <miles> k
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> What a shitcunt irc client
20:00 <abortion> I feel so, empty
20:00 <H-Stax> so if can african tries to raid your pram
20:00 <H-Stax> you rail him D:
20:00 <H-Stax> you here about that
20:08 <Sharni> Wow... thestig
20:12 <Sharni> So judgemental
20:34 <H-Stax> so if can african tries to raid your pram
20:45 <H-Stax> you rail him D:
21:00 <abortion> never heard of mutter
21:00 <miles> need a bong
21:00 <miles> lols
21:00 <Sharni> Lol
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Neither but it's free lol
21:00 <H-Stax> an african man about 6'' tall, pinched a toddler out of a womans pram, and threw the baby in a lake nearby
21:00 <H-Stax> they havnt found him
21:00 <thestig> everyone judges people
21:00 <H-Stax> O,O
21:04 <H-Stax> you here about that
21:40 <H-Stax> an african man about 6'' tall, pinched a toddler out of a womans pram, and threw the baby in a lake nearby
22:00 <miles> Sharni u have nice voice
22:00 <miles> :)
22:00 <H-Stax> the world is getting sicker by the day
22:12 <H-Stax> they havnt found him
22:14 <thestig> everyone judges people
22:14 <H-Stax> O,O
22:42 <H-Stax> the world is getting sicker by the day
23:00 <Sharni> Lol
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni: are you n Chris goin at it on Skype?
24:00 <ori> m check pleaasse
25:00 <thestig> child services is very judgemental too
25:00 <thestig> they made an organisation to remove kids from parents
25:00 <thestig> HOW COULD THEY
25:00 <thestig> where is slinky hiding 
25:29 <thestig> child services is very judgemental too
25:43 <thestig> they made an organisation to remove kids from parents
25:48 <thestig> HOW COULD THEY
25:54 <thestig> where is slinky hiding
26:00 <miles> H-Stax the mum did it
26:00 <miles> killed the hci
26:00 <miles> child
26:00 <miles> saw it on news
26:38 <miles> H-Stax the mum did it
26:43 <miles> killed the hci
26:46 <miles> child
27:00 <thestig> miles hows work
27:08 <miles> saw it on news
27:35 <thestig> miles hows work
28:00 <miles> what work
28:00 <miles> lols
28:00 <miles> amelia
28:00 <amelia> hai fwend
28:31 <miles> what work
28:34 <miles> lols
28:41 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
28:49 <miles> amelia
28:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
29:00 <Steven2> check 1 - 2
29:00 <Steven2> looooooooooool
29:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Steven2: worth getting on Skype?
29:00 <H-Stax> melies
29:00 <H-Stax> kiss u
29:00 <miles> miles
29:00 <H-Stax> D:
29:00 <miles> dont kiss H-Stax
29:00 <amelia> kunny fuck off before i knock you the fuck out
29:14 <amelia> hai fwend
29:17 <Glenn> The mother was videoed wheeling the child in a prom intoa park, then vidoed wheeling the empty pram back out 30 minutes later. The mother done it...
29:29 <H-Stax> melies
29:34 <H-Stax> kiss u
29:35 <miles> miles
29:35 <H-Stax> D:
29:42 <miles> dont kiss H-Stax
29:52 <amelia> kunny fuck off before i knock you the fuck out
30:00 <H-Stax> o
30:00 <H-Stax> orly?
30:00 <H-Stax> is that what ull do
30:00 <amelia> ye
30:45 <H-Stax> o
30:51 <H-Stax> orly?
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> President_Trump: check topic
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> You've made tisks list
31:00 <H-Stax> :{
31:00 <H-Stax> ill rub ur belly D: ?¿
31:03 <H-Stax> is that what ull do
31:12 <amelia> ye
31:54 <H-Stax> :{
32:00 <President_Trump> i like the bit where he almost falls over coz he's so drunk
32:00 <nate> trump plays that video every day
32:00 <Blitzkrieg> Me too
32:10 <H-Stax> ill rub ur belly D: ?¿
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> Just after the kick
33:00 <miles> lols
33:00 <miles> i didnt nearlly fall over
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yes you did
33:00 <amelia> damn it i really like belly rubs
33:27 * H-Stax steals amelia's cookies. Mwahaha!
33:55 <amelia> damn it i really like belly rubs
34:00 <miles> no i didnt
34:00 <President_Trump> piSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSStopher
34:00 <miles> u will pick on anything Blitzkrieg
34:00 <miles> u loser
34:00 <Steven2> he would of took your head off bro
34:00 <Steven2> ;P
34:14 * H-Stax takes back his remark
35:00 <President_Trump> coffee lols
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOLLLLLLLL
35:00 <President_Trump> <miles> jenkem lols
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> fried lols
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> miles: not picking. Merely stating what is evident in the video.
36:00 <miles> u want me do it 3 times in row
36:00 <H-Stax> melies
37:00 <miles> well i wont
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> Go for it
37:00 <miles> cause youre a smart ass
37:00 <miles> moron cunt
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> You're *
37:00 <H-Stax> would u do the honour of putting tobacco 50/50 with my weed
37:04 <H-Stax> melies
37:27 <H-Stax> would u do the honour of putting tobacco 50/50 with my weed
38:00 <H-Stax> stevie
38:00 <H-Stax> outta the whole half once 1 little stem
38:48 <H-Stax> stevie
38:58 <H-Stax> outta the whole half once 1 little stem
39:00 <H-Stax> steven buys 200 worth of weed, and half of it is stem and kiff
39:00 <H-Stax> LOL
39:00 <steven_> kool
39:23 <H-Stax> steven buys 200 worth of weed, and half of it is stem and kiff
39:39 <H-Stax> LOL
40:14 <steven_> kool
41:00 <H-Stax> lolol
41:00 <H-Stax> i think i got zlined 8 times today
41:00 <steven_> rebel
41:00 <H-Stax> " .. on another network that is .. ''
41:33 <H-Stax> lolol
41:47 <H-Stax> i think i got zlined 8 times today
41:55 <steven_> rebel
42:00 <H-Stax> where did bonny ho
42:00 <H-Stax> go
42:00 <H-Stax> old lady
42:00 <H-Stax> pear tits for sure
42:00 <thestig> stevennnnnnnnnnn
42:00 <steven_> sup bro
42:01 <H-Stax> " .. on another network that is .. ''
42:16 * H-Stax winks at jon
42:39 <H-Stax> where did bonny ho
42:41 <H-Stax> go
42:52 <H-Stax> old lady
43:00 <ori> nice painting President_Trump
43:00 <ori> ur hot
43:00 <H-Stax> stevie
43:00 <H-Stax> gimme a call bruada
43:00 <steven_> ha
43:00 <steven_> i got no weed bro
43:00 <steven_> im doing it hard
43:00 <H-Stax> y
43:00 <steven_> i lost my job
43:00 <H-Stax> hock your dog for 5 hundy
43:00 <steven_> emma left me
43:00 <steven_> im on my ass
43:00 <steven_> please help
43:01 <H-Stax> pear tits for sure
43:11 <thestig> stevennnnnnnnnnn
43:21 <steven_> sup bro
43:37 <H-Stax> stevie
43:44 <H-Stax> gimme a call bruada
43:47 <steven_> ha
43:52 <steven_> i got no weed bro
43:56 <steven_> im doing it hard
44:00 <H-Stax> y
44:00 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
44:00 <H-Stax> fuck off
44:00 <H-Stax> you got a 50 hangout ur arsehole u wiped with this morning
44:00 <steven_> haahahahahahahahaa
44:07 <steven_> i lost my job
44:12 <H-Stax> hock your dog for 5 hundy
44:12 <steven_> emma left me
44:15 <steven_> im on my ass
44:17 <steven_> please help
44:23 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
44:24 <H-Stax> fuck off
44:35 <H-Stax> you got a 50 hangout ur arsehole u wiped with this morning
44:38 <steven_> haahahahahahahahaa
45:00 <steven_> nah i got enough weed 
45:00 <H-Stax> pineapple
45:00 <steven_> i got no money
45:00 <steven_> driving around with a peice of plastic these days
45:32 <steven_> nah i got enough weed
45:33 <H-Stax> pineapple
45:46 <steven_> i got no money
45:50 Quit: H-Stax ([email protected]) Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com )
46:07 <steven_> driving around with a peice of plastic these days
47:00 <grub> :)
47:00 <grub> DOGS
47:00 <Sharni> Lol
48:00 <Blitzkrieg> Strange person
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sup Skirmish 
49:00 <Skirmish> Nomuch. Sitting at work thinking I would be super good and just bring a shake with me and one of the contractors just ate thai and I am fucking starving. 
50:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lollll
50:00 <Blitzkrieg> Always happens
50:00 <nate> http://i.imgur.com/Ny6I9vJ.gif
51:00 <Sharni> So gay
52:00 <Skirmish> Mexican lasagna waiting for me when I get home. 
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nice
52:00 <Sharni> Lol steven_
52:00 <Sharni> I'll adopt you
52:54 <Sharni> Lol steven_
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> I had lasagna before
53:00 <Skirmish> I have 1 x green apple and a shake. 
53:13 <Sharni> I'll adopt you
54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> sdflkhjsdlkfjfhdssadf
54:03 Join: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
55:00 <President_Trump> gamble
55:00 <steven_> haha
55:00 <Sharni> I'll be your new mamma
55:35 <steven_> haha
56:00 <Sharni> And I apparently have the gambling problem
56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
56:08 <Sharni> I'll be your new mamma
58:00 <amelia> are you on a diet Skirmish
59:00 <Skirmish> I had an experience on the weekend that made me want to lose more weight. 
59:00 <SpanishGuy12> who
59:00 <SpanishGuy12> s
59:00 <SpanishGuy12> i only earn 26k a year
59:00 <SpanishGuy12> hard labour
59:59 <SpanishGuy12> who
00:00 <Glenn> ?
00:00 <SpanishGuy12> s
00:00 <amelia> I see
00:00 <President_Trump> wheres screws?
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> Crying
00:00 <Skirmish> amelia: I was sitting with my wife's family beside one of her cousins and he made me feel fat compared to him. 
00:00 <SpanishGuy12> sharni
00:00 <SpanishGuy12> marines in the army earn good money
00:10 <SpanishGuy12> i only earn 26k a year
00:15 <SpanishGuy12> hard labour
00:37 <Glenn> <*struggles to CentreLink once a fortnight*>
00:58 <SpanishGuy12> sharni
01:08 <SpanishGuy12> marines in the army earn good money
01:41 <Glenn> That's w - o - r - k SpanishGuy12 :P
02:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong fat
02:00 <SpanishGuy12> i need a better job
02:00 <SpanishGuy12> i need like 1k a day
02:25 * SpanishGuy12 slaps Glenn around with nuclear waste
03:00 <SpanishGuy12> thats a half ball an ounce and a carton jack daniels
03:00 <SpanishGuy12> each day
03:00 <Sharni> Lol
03:05 <SpanishGuy12> i need a better job
03:11 <SpanishGuy12> i need like 1k a day
03:33 <SpanishGuy12> thats a half ball an ounce and a carton jack daniels
03:42 <SpanishGuy12> each day
04:00 <SpanishGuy12> :{{{
04:03 <Sharni> Lol
04:55 <SpanishGuy12> :{{{
05:00 <SpanishGuy12> when i saw mike last week i accidently told him i was going to cave this dudes head in...
05:00 <SpanishGuy12> turns out the dude is one of his good mates
05:00 <SpanishGuy12> :{{{{{
06:00 <steven_> im popular
06:00 <steven_> 6 new friends
06:00 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/ar9bn5
06:00 <SpanishGuy12> this cunt got 3 guns hed wanna shoot because ill become versatile and practise some technique for shor.
06:01 <SpanishGuy12> when i saw mike last week i accidently told him i was going to cave this dudes head in...
06:10 <SpanishGuy12> turns out the dude is one of his good mates
06:19 <SpanishGuy12> :{{{{{
06:56 <steven_> im popular
07:00 <steven_> 6 new friends
07:00 <SpanishGuy12> knock somin of quick
07:06 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/ar9bn5
07:07 <SpanishGuy12> this cunt got 3 guns hed wanna shoot because ill become versatile and practise some technique for shor.
08:00 <SpanishGuy12> whos fb is dat stepho
08:15 <SpanishGuy12> knock somin of quick
08:23 <SpanishGuy12> whos fb is dat stepho
09:00 <SpanishGuy12> get some good weed steven_
09:00 <SpanishGuy12> emma
09:00 <SpanishGuy12> put this steven cunt on a leash
09:00 <SpanishGuy12> hes showing me all parts of his body
09:24 * SpanishGuy12 sends hordes of lemmings over steven_
09:49 <SpanishGuy12> get some good weed steven_
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10:00 <Skirmish> I used shaving oil for the first time today to see what all the hype was about. I rate it 8/10. 
10:00 <Emma> cool
10:00 <SpanishGuy12> his wiener.. the lot
10:00 <steven_> loser
10:00 <SpanishGuy12> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaahhaa
10:03 <SpanishGuy12> emma
10:08 <SpanishGuy12> put this steven cunt on a leash
10:16 <SpanishGuy12> hes showing me all parts of his body
10:26 <Emma> cool
10:44 <SpanishGuy12> his wiener.. the lot
10:54 <steven_> loser
10:59 <Emma> cool
11:00 <Lumeah> only 8?
11:00 <Lumeah> phhht 
11:00 <SpanishGuy12> i used a 711 slurpee straw to handle my shards
11:00 <Sharni> Popular lol
11:01 <SpanishGuy12> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaahhaa
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11:38 <SpanishGuy12> i used a 711 slurpee straw to handle my shards
11:56 <Sharni> Popular lol
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> The smell of skank is strong in here
12:00 <Lumeah> go have a shower 
12:00 <Emma> fag
12:00 <SpanishGuy12> aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahhahahahhahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:00 <SpanishGuy12> (20:07) <steven_> http://prntscr.com/ar9bn5
12:00 <SpanishGuy12> lOOK AT THAT GRONK
12:57 <Emma> fag
13:00 <Skirmish> So hagrid logs in and just straight off the bat starts talking utter nonsense. 
13:00 <Lumeah> not my fult its on your clothes from your trip to the brothel
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> Have you showered since you fucked Pieter?
13:00 <thestig> loll pieter
13:00 <thestig> groseee
13:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah knows all about smells from brothels. 
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> Or do you enjoy his methy odour?
13:00 <Lumeah> lol believe rumours huh
13:00 <SpanishGuy12> SHARNIS TYPE
13:00 <SpanishGuy12> RICH BUSINESS MAN
13:00 <SpanishGuy12> LOLOLOLOL
13:03 <SpanishGuy12> aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahhahahahhahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
13:09 <SpanishGuy12> (20:07) <steven_> http://prntscr.com/ar9bn5
13:12 <SpanishGuy12> lOOK AT THAT GRONK
13:57 <SpanishGuy12> SHARNIS TYPE
14:00 <Lumeah> stupid really stupid 
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yes.. "Rumours"
14:00 <Skirmish> I think everyone has a unique odour. Lumeah stinks of rejection and desperation. 
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lollllll
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> I wonder if Pieter regrets fucking her
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hence leaving austnet
14:00 <Skirmish> He wouldn't even remember doing it. 
14:00 <SpanishGuy12> wesley pipes
14:00 <SpanishGuy12> where rr uuu
14:00 <amelia> you jus showed blitzs full name
14:01 <SpanishGuy12> RICH BUSINESS MAN
14:02 <SpanishGuy12> LOLOLOLOL
14:17 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
14:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
14:52 <SpanishGuy12> wesley pipes
14:54 <SpanishGuy12> where rr uuu
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Walk of shame
15:00 <amelia> how do you know Antonio
15:03 <amelia> you jus showed blitzs full name
15:25 <amelia> how do you know Antonio
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> True
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cunts fried big time
16:00 <Sharni> Hahah
16:00 <Emma> irc freaks
16:25 <Sharni> Hahah
16:46 <Emma> irc freaks
17:00 <Skirmish> I was walking through a book shop over the weekend and had to do a double take in the kids book section. I swore I saw Lumeah on the cover of a book. Went back and it was her! Right there on the cover of 'Where the wild things are'. 
17:00 <SpanishGuy12> ~oo~
17:00 <amelia> how is puppy
17:00 <SpanishGuy12> she goot
17:00 <SpanishGuy12> ^^
17:25 <SpanishGuy12> ~oo~
17:45 <amelia> how is puppy
17:54 <SpanishGuy12> she goot
17:54 <SpanishGuy12> ^^
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
18:00 <amelia> no one asked for your pedo opinion
18:00 <Sharni> Lol
18:00 <SpanishGuy12> i not pedo
18:00 <SpanishGuy12> i got a shadow shephard
18:00 <SpanishGuy12> burner dok!
18:00 <SpanishGuy12> >.<
18:28 <amelia> no one asked for your pedo opinion
18:43 <Sharni> Lol
18:45 <SpanishGuy12> i not pedo
18:56 <SpanishGuy12> i got a shadow shephard
19:00 <SpanishGuy12> i got 99 notifications on facebook
19:00 <Sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/Leo2jHYB/IMG_4030.JPG
19:00 <Sharni> amelia my puppy I got
19:00 <SpanishGuy12> but i do not answer or read any of them
19:00 <Sharni> Sooo cute
19:00 <SpanishGuy12> i seen it b4
19:00 <SpanishGuy12> hav not seen that 1
19:00 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/ar9el5
19:00 <Sharni> Are you amelia
19:00 <amelia> DID YOU REALLY GET A PUPPY
19:00 <amelia> OMGOSH
19:00 <Sharni> Yes I did
19:00 <amelia> HE/SHE IS BOOTIFULS
19:02 <SpanishGuy12> burner dok!
19:03 <SpanishGuy12> >.<
19:29 <SpanishGuy12> i got 99 notifications on facebook
19:29 <Sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/Leo2jHYB/IMG_4030.JPG
19:35 <Sharni> amelia my puppy I got
19:38 <SpanishGuy12> but i do not answer or read any of them
19:40 <Sharni> Sooo cute
19:43 <SpanishGuy12> i seen it b4
19:54 <SpanishGuy12> hav not seen that 1
20:00 <Skirmish> http://www.newvideo.com/wp-content/themes/hybrid-newvideo/tools/timthumb.php?src=/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/WildThingTrees1.jpg&w=640&h=360&q=95 -- Here she is swinging in a tree with a kid that has a crown. 
20:00 <amelia> name
20:00 <Skirmish> Staffy puppy? 
20:00 <Sharni> Omg steven_ it is soo cute it's even got a dick on its head I like it
20:00 <Sharni> It's a girl and her name is Dakota
20:00 <Sharni> Yes Skirmish
20:00 <Skirmish> Nice. Going to be a LOT of energy when it grows. 
20:00 <Skirmish> You will lose your g string trying to walk it all the time. 
20:00 <SpanishGuy12> http://i64.tinypic.com/qxqhkw.jpg
20:00 <Sharni> I know
20:00 <SpanishGuy12> mine
20:02 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/ar9el5
20:05 <Sharni> Are you amelia
20:08 <amelia> DID YOU REALLY GET A PUPPY
20:14 <amelia> OMGOSH
20:19 <Sharni> Yes I did
20:21 <amelia> HE/SHE IS BOOTIFULS
20:23 <amelia> name
20:26 <Skirmish> Staffy puppy?
20:35 <Sharni> Omg steven_ it is soo cute it's even got a dick on its head I like it
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20:43 <Sharni> It's a girl and her name is Dakota
20:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h SoupNazi
20:54 <Sharni> Yes Skirmish
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahahaha
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> At least she's child friendly
21:00 <Emma> haha
21:00 <Sharni> Haha shut up
21:00 <SpanishGuy12> gotcha :>~
21:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAH it really does haf a dick on its head
21:00 <amelia> he so fluffy and cutes i didn't even notice
21:00 <amelia> its so fluffeh i could die
21:00 <Sharni> Hahaha it caught my eye
21:00 <Sharni> I won't lie
21:07 <Skirmish> Nice. Going to be a LOT of energy when it grows.
21:18 <Skirmish> You will lose your g string trying to walk it all the time.
21:20 <SpanishGuy12> http://i64.tinypic.com/qxqhkw.jpg
21:21 <Sharni> I know
21:22 <SpanishGuy12> mine
21:23 <Emma> haha
21:26 <Sharni> Haha shut up
21:27 <SpanishGuy12> gotcha :>~
21:45 <amelia> AHAAHAHAH it really does haf a dick on its head
21:55 <amelia> he so fluffy and cutes i didn't even notice
22:00 <Bonny> you
22:00 <Bonny> you guys are behaving like a child harrassing Lumeah
22:00 <Sharni> I want a husky they are so adorable
22:00 <Sharni> They look cute but evil
22:00 <amelia> ahahah yas
22:00 <Sharni> Thanks s SpanishGuy12 I feel the love
22:00 <amelia> how comes you got a puppy
22:00 <amelia> she is bootiful
22:00 <Emma> leave my baby alone
22:00 <amelia> is she mixed
22:00 <Sharni> So I can have cuddles when I sleep and the fact I have an excuse to go for works
22:00 <Skirmish> Is SpanishGuy12, Joel? 
22:00 <amelia> Emma blame Sharni
22:00 <Emma> he won't have a penis head soon
22:04 <Sharni> Hahaha it caught my eye
22:04 <amelia> its so fluffeh i could die
22:08 <Sharni> I won't lie
22:22 <Sharni> I want a husky they are so adorable
22:23 * SpanishGuy12 beautifies Sharni with some knuckle duster imprints
22:28 <Sharni> They look cute but evil
22:34 * SpanishGuy12 slaps Sharni with Ozzy Osbourne
22:37 <amelia> ahahah yas
22:43 <Sharni> Thanks s SpanishGuy12 I feel the love
22:43 <amelia> how comes you got a puppy
22:44 * SpanishGuy12 sneezes in amelia's face
22:54 <amelia> she is bootiful
22:58 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:59 <Emma> leave my baby alone
23:00 <Skirmish> As opposed to lumeah suggesting people stink from their trip to brothels? 
23:00 <Bonny> I'm sure she wasn't unbaited when that happened
23:00 <Skirmish> I think we still maintain the high ground on this one. 
23:00 <Skirmish> Read up Bonny, she wasn't baited at all. 
23:00 <Lumeah> you would.. lier
23:00 <Lumeah> oh shut it
23:00 <Sharni> I think she has a tad bull Arab in her
23:00 <Sharni> I think...
23:00 <Emma> his mask will change
23:00 <Sharni> What's your dogs name Emma
23:00 <SpanishGuy12> frank
23:00 <Sharni> Are you Emma
23:00 <Sharni> Shush
23:00 <SpanishGuy12> yes
23:00 <Sharni> Frank is a terrible name for a dog lol
23:02 <amelia> is she mixed
23:02 <Sharni> So I can have cuddles when I sleep and the fact I have an excuse to go for works
23:03 <Skirmish> Is SpanishGuy12, Joel?
23:10 <amelia> Emma blame Sharni
23:11 <Emma> he won't have a penis head soon
23:12 * SpanishGuy12 prepares Skirmish to be shown on rotten.com
23:16 * SpanishGuy12 stabs Skirmish in the face
23:23 <Sharni> I think she has a tad bull Arab in her
23:27 <Sharni> I think...
23:32 <Emma> his mask will change
23:37 * SpanishGuy12 slaps Sharni around with a Riemann rearrangement theorem
23:45 <Sharni> What's your dogs name Emma
23:52 <SpanishGuy12> frank
23:58 <Sharni> Are you Emma
23:59 <Sharni> Shush
24:00 <Bonny> jem is another one you guys harrassing
24:00 <Bonny> jen*
24:00 <Bonny> harass*
24:00 <Bonny> fucken keyboard
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> I don't harass Jen 
24:00 <SpanishGuy12> zeus
24:00 <Emma> it's hunter sharni
24:00 <Sharni> Nice I like
24:00 <Emma> going to hunt the cats that poo in my gardens bahaha
24:00 <amelia> puppy party
24:00 <SpanishGuy12> duke
24:00 <SpanishGuy12> sheeba
24:07 <SpanishGuy12> yes
24:13 <Sharni> Frank is a terrible name for a dog lol
24:34 <SpanishGuy12> zeus
24:39 <Emma> it's hunter sharni
24:51 <Sharni> Nice I like
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> She has me on ignore
25:00 <Bonny> I don't blame her
25:00 <Skirmish> Jen is another one that brings it on herself Bonny. 
25:00 <thestig> DONT HARASS THE KEYBOOARD
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Couldn't even if I wanted too 
25:00 <Bonny> lol thestig
25:00 <Bonny> I did the dumbest thing
25:00 <amelia> SpanishGuy12 not invited so fuck off
25:00 <Lumeah> Sup fuckers 
25:00 <Emma> slut
25:00 <Sharni> Yes our dogs can fuck each other
25:00 <SpanishGuy12> our last shephard they put a needle in her n she dead i was watchin
25:00 <amelia> goshdamnit
25:00 <Sharni> Haha jokes yuck they would be ugly puppies
25:00 <amelia> my dog is female and fixed
25:00 <amelia> why they be ugly
25:00 <Sharni> Picture
25:00 <amelia> My dog is good looking thank you
25:11 <Emma> going to hunt the cats that poo in my gardens bahaha
25:15 <amelia> puppy party
25:16 <SpanishGuy12> duke
25:19 <SpanishGuy12> sheeba
25:25 <amelia> SpanishGuy12 not invited so fuck off
25:27 <Lumeah> Sup fuckers
25:43 <Emma> slut
25:54 <Sharni> Yes our dogs can fuck each other
25:58 <SpanishGuy12> our last shephard they put a needle in her n she dead i was watchin
26:00 <amelia> goshdamnit
26:00 <Skirmish> You defended two potatos on austnet without thinking? 
26:00 <Bonny> I was half asleep and poured tea on my keyboard
26:00 <thestig> oh no lol
26:00 <Bonny> lol
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Well done
26:00 <thestig> ooo new jungle book is out
26:00 <Bonny> the lappy is fine.. should get new keyboard tomorrow
26:00 <Skirmish> Do you have sugar in your tea? 
26:00 <Bonny> nope
26:00 <Sharni> I'm sure it is beautiful
26:00 <Emma> haha
26:00 <Sharni> But staffy x husky
26:00 <Sharni> Nope
26:00 <Sharni> Staffys are all lean and muscly
26:00 <amelia> http://m.imgur.com/LCVbOLj
26:00 <Emma> I'd only ever mix him with a malamute 
26:00 <SpanishGuy12> pug
26:00 <Sharni> Husky are beautiful
26:00 <Sharni> Yes Emma
26:00 <Sharni> Beautiful mix
26:00 <SpanishGuy12> i want a puggg dogggg
26:02 <Sharni> Haha jokes yuck they would be ugly puppies
26:10 <amelia> my dog is female and fixed
26:15 <amelia> why they be ugly
26:16 <Sharni> Picture
26:22 <amelia> My dog is good looking thank you
26:30 <Sharni> I'm sure it is beautiful
26:30 <Emma> haha
26:37 <Sharni> But staffy x husky
26:38 <Sharni> Nope
26:52 <Sharni> Staffys are all lean and muscly
26:58 <amelia> http://m.imgur.com/LCVbOLj
26:58 <Emma> I'd only ever mix him with a malamute
27:00 <SpanishGuy12> pug
27:00 <Sharni> Husky are beautiful
27:00 <Skirmish> Beer is the worst for a keyboard I have found. 
27:00 <Skirmish> If you had no sugar in it then it should be able to be cleaned out. 
27:00 <Bonny> yeah.. I thought it doesn't matter what you pour, if it's liquid the keyboard is caput
27:00 <Bonny> cool
27:00 <Bonny> I've attached another keyboard to my lappy is what I'm using now
27:00 <amelia> imagine a staffy x husky
27:00 <Sharni> I want a pug too
27:00 <Emma> but I'm getting him sterilised 
27:00 <Skirmish> French Bulldogs ftw
27:00 <SpanishGuy12> the pug named pugsley
27:00 <Sharni> amelia your dog is beautiful
27:00 <Sharni> What breed is he
27:00 <Sharni> Or her
27:00 <amelia> she looks lile a a beast in that pic
27:00 <Emma> so stocky
27:00 <amelia> she is purebred american staffy
27:05 <Sharni> Yes Emma
27:09 <Sharni> Beautiful mix
27:17 <SpanishGuy12> i want a puggg dogggg
27:24 <amelia> imagine a staffy x husky
27:25 <Sharni> I want a pug too
27:31 <Emma> but I'm getting him sterilised
27:37 <Skirmish> French Bulldogs ftw
27:37 <SpanishGuy12> the pug named pugsley
27:39 <Sharni> amelia your dog is beautiful
27:44 <Sharni> What breed is he
27:46 <Sharni> Or her
27:53 <amelia> she looks lile a a beast in that pic
27:58 <Emma> so stocky
28:00 <Bonny> which*
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> My old lappy was full of jimmy when I pulled it apart
28:00 <Bonny> lol
28:00 <Skirmish> Basic keyboards are cheap enough to replace if you cbf'd cleaning it out. Can be a pain. First keyboard I pulled all the keys off I had to bring up a picture of a keyboard to know what order to put the keys back on. 
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Kb worked fine.. God knows how
28:00 <amelia> thats all the running we used to do
28:00 <Emma> did You get papers with her?
28:00 <Sharni> Nice
28:00 <amelia> yas and
28:00 <amelia> met the parents
28:00 <Sharni> Awwww
28:00 <Emma> nice
28:00 <Emma> i didn't get papers but I met the parents
28:04 <amelia> she is purebred american staffy
28:23 <amelia> thats all the running we used to do
28:33 <Emma> did You get papers with her?
28:45 <Sharni> Nice
28:48 <amelia> yas and
28:58 <amelia> met the parents
29:00 <Bonny> well it's only going to cost me $60 including postage/handling
29:00 <Bonny> should hopefully get it tomorrow
29:00 <thestig> thats cheap
29:00 <Bonny> yup
29:00 <Bonny> ebay
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cheap? 
29:00 <Sharni> I didn't get papers either but I met the mum I don't know where the dad was
29:00 <Sharni> So many puppies though I wanted to take them all
29:00 <amelia> not really needed unless planning on breeding i guess
29:00 <Emma> yeah it's not needed realy
29:00 <Sharni> I'll still breed mine one day
29:03 <Sharni> Awwww
29:03 <Emma> nice
29:13 <Emma> i didn't get papers but I met the parents
29:31 <Sharni> I didn't get papers either but I met the mum I don't know where the dad was
29:39 <Sharni> So many puppies though I wanted to take them all
29:49 <amelia> not really needed unless planning on breeding i guess
29:52 * SpanishGuy12 throws a playstation at Sharni
29:56 * SpanishGuy12 slaps Sharni around a bit with a small Imperial-Class Stardestroyer
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolllll what laptop you got?
30:00 <Bonny> it's a toshiba lappy keyboard
30:00 <Bonny> toshiba satellite
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> I've never paid more than $25
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Regardless of model
30:00 <amelia> she will blood all over the place
30:00 <Emma> just cost a bit more to purchase 
30:00 <Sharni> I know :/
30:00 <SpanishGuy12> my dok is de-fenny'd D:
30:00 <amelia> and shes mixed so would people want her puppies?
30:00 <Sharni> She looks pure staffy
30:00 <Emma> i wouldn't breed
30:00 <Emma> cost tooooooo much
30:00 <Sharni> True
30:00 <Emma> vaccinations microchips food cleaning poos
30:00 <Emma> psscrew that
30:01 <Emma> yeah it's not needed realy
30:13 <Sharni> I'll still breed mine one day
30:24 <amelia> she will blood all over the place
30:30 <Emma> just cost a bit more to purchase
30:31 <Sharni> I know :/
30:39 <SpanishGuy12> my dok is de-fenny'd D:
30:41 <amelia> and shes mixed so would people want her puppies?
30:52 <Sharni> She looks pure staffy
30:58 <Emma> i wouldn't breed
30:58 <Emma> cost tooooooo much
31:00 <Bonny> how long ago was that?
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> Might be a rare model
31:00 <Skirmish> I like apple keyboards so I got a bluetooth one to use on my ipad. Would use on a laptop as well in a desk situation. 
31:00 <Bonny> well it's an old lappy which is not easy to find parts for
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> Last one I got was ummmm... August
31:00 <Sharni> I have to get my dog vaccinated again soon
31:00 <Sharni> I forgot when shit
31:00 <Emma> I need my dog to poo good
31:00 <amelia> she was so cute as a puppy i wish they kept their blue eyes http://m.imgur.com/4Pvi4PU
31:00 <SpanishGuy12> solid nuggets?
31:00 <Emma> sick of the runnyyyy shits?!!!!
31:00 <amelia> and lil markings on her noss
31:03 <Sharni> True
31:18 <Emma> vaccinations microchips food cleaning poos
31:18 <Emma> psscrew that
31:31 <Sharni> I have to get my dog vaccinated again soon
31:44 <Sharni> I forgot when shit
31:55 <Emma> I need my dog to poo good
32:00 <Bonny> k
32:00 <Bonny> moo: 9 os: Microsoft Windows 10 Pro - (10.0.10240) 4 up: 4wks 3days 4hrs 53mins 20secs 7 cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-3610QM CPU @ 2.30GHz at 2301MHz (2% Load) 13 gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GT 630M -2.00GB 6 res: x bit Hz 11 ram: 5971/16271.3MB (36.7%) [||||------] 10 hdd: C:\ 384.44GB/465.42GB D:\ 636.42GB/931.51GB E:\ 447.45GB/931.51GB F:\ 45.7MB/350MB 3 net: Qualcomm Atheros 
32:00 <Bonny> 3AR8161 PCI-E Gigabit Ethernet Controller [NDIS 6.30] - 0MB/s 0B In 0B Out 8 sound: YUAN MC782ML/PD782S DVB-T Hybrid TV AVS Video Capture 14 mobo: TOSHIBA Portable PC
32:00 <Bonny> that's my lappy lol
32:00 <amelia> wot does you feed him Emma
32:00 <Sharni>  Omg yes
32:00 <Emma> hunters will stay blue
32:00 <Emma> yay
32:00 <amelia> yah definitely
32:00 <Sharni> My dog doesn't stop shitting
32:00 <Emma> atm boiled chicken and rice for dinner
32:00 <SpanishGuy12> mine has frozen dimsims
32:00 <Emma> and black hawk biscuits for breakfast
32:04 <amelia> she was so cute as a puppy i wish they kept their blue eyes http://m.imgur.com/4Pvi4PU
32:06 <SpanishGuy12> solid nuggets?
32:06 <Emma> sick of the runnyyyy shits?!!!!
32:13 <amelia> and lil markings on her noss
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32:39 <amelia> wot does you feed him Emma
32:42 <Sharni> Omg yes
32:43 <Emma> hunters will stay blue
32:48 <Emma> yay
32:50 <amelia> yah definitely
32:51 <Sharni> My dog doesn't stop shitting
33:00 <Bonny> I'm thinking of upgrading my ram to 32 gig
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> Not bad at all
33:00 <Skirmish> I think the battery is getting a little sketchy in this now. Might have to retire it and start using Ethan's old ipad. 
33:00 <Bonny> can't the battery be replaced?
33:00 <Skirmish> Bonny: What do you do on the laptop that would need 32GB ram? 
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yeah I'm on an iPad 2 ATM
33:00 <amelia> biscuits will make him shit solid
33:00 <Sharni> Mines on pedigree
33:00 <Emma> nope have put him on those for a week and still runny
33:00 <Emma> too much wheat in pedigree
33:00 <amelia> I used to cook her up rice, vegies n meat but vet said the biscuits are better cos they got everything they need for their coat n shits n stuff
33:00 <Sharni> Really
33:00 <Sharni> Hmm
33:01 <Emma> atm boiled chicken and rice for dinner
33:16 <SpanishGuy12> mine has frozen dimsims
33:16 <Emma> and black hawk biscuits for breakfast
33:26 <amelia> biscuits will make him shit solid
33:28 <Sharni> Mines on pedigree
33:54 <Emma> nope have put him on those for a week and still runny
34:00 <Bonny> surf, download, stream
34:00 <Skirmish> Bonny: Probably but it would probably cost more than I would be willing to pay for a 5yo tablet. 
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> You can change the battery but it's a bitch of a job
34:00 <Bonny> fair enuff
34:00 <Skirmish> Do you stream Bonny  or stream other content providers? 
34:00 <Bonny> other content providers
34:00 <Skirmish> Providing you get the good buscuits and not the ones jammed full of grains. 
34:00 <amelia> I use de Pro Plan
34:00 <Emma> yeah that's why I'm giving him the biscuits in the morning
34:00 <Emma> Google black hawk
34:00 <SpanishGuy12> try pastaaa
34:00 <amelia> yah not biscuits from woolies etc
34:00 <Emma> it's a good brand
34:00 <Sharni> She's a good vacuum cleaner eating all the food that gets dropped by my kids lol
34:00 <Emma> only from pet shots
34:04 <Emma> too much wheat in pedigree
34:04 <amelia> I used to cook her up rice, vegies n meat but vet said the biscuits are better cos they got everything they need for their coat n shits n stuff
34:10 <Sharni> Really
34:13 <Sharni> Hmm
34:32 <Skirmish> Providing you get the good buscuits and not the ones jammed full of grains.
34:36 <amelia> I use de Pro Plan
34:36 <Emma> yeah that's why I'm giving him the biscuits in the morning
34:51 <Emma> Google black hawk
34:53 <SpanishGuy12> try pastaaa
34:59 <amelia> yah not biscuits from woolies etc
34:59 <Emma> it's a good brand
35:00 <Bonny> I had the buffering lol
35:00 <Bonny> hate*
35:00 <Skirmish> 'Now on Twitchtv, policing the channels of Austnet live with Bonny'. 
35:00 <Bonny> lol
35:00 <Skirmish> 'You guys are so childish!'
35:00 <Skirmish> Lol
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loll
35:00 <Emma> we try not give hunter human food
35:00 <Sharni> How much is pro plan
35:00 <Emma> just has his own
35:00 <SpanishGuy12> hunter
35:00 <amelia> I can't remember sharni but they ofteb have it on special
35:00 <Emma> will make him want what we have
35:00 <Sharni> Ok
35:00 <SpanishGuy12> who the fuck came up with that
35:00 <Sharni> I rather have her on a good diet
35:00 <Emma> me cunt
35:00 <SpanishGuy12> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaahahhahahaaha
35:05 <Sharni> She's a good vacuum cleaner eating all the food that gets dropped by my kids lol
35:21 <Emma> only from pet shots
35:36 <Emma> we try not give hunter human food
35:36 <Sharni> How much is pro plan
35:42 <Emma> just has his own
35:56 <SpanishGuy12> hunter
35:57 <amelia> I can't remember sharni but they ofteb have it on special
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> I figured out why I keep getting glined
36:00 <President_Trump> whois
36:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
36:00 <Bonny> ?
36:00 <Bonny> we all are I guess
36:00 <President_Trump> foxy
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Andchat has a hole in it so the bopm detects it as open
36:00 <Bonny> ahhh
36:00 <amelia> i used to wonder why whenever my ex would leave for work (fifo), pup would never eat her food and i thought maybe she missed him
36:00 <amelia> but
36:00 <amelia> the fucker would feed her human food
36:00 <amelia> and then leave and i would feed her normal and she didnt want it
36:00 <SpanishGuy12> would he take a dump in the bowl to?
36:02 <Emma> will make him want what we have
36:02 <Sharni> Ok
36:03 <SpanishGuy12> who the fuck came up with that
36:10 <Sharni> I rather have her on a good diet
36:11 <Emma> me cunt
36:17 <SpanishGuy12> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaahahhahahaaha
36:47 <amelia> i used to wonder why whenever my ex would leave for work (fifo), pup would never eat her food and i thought maybe she missed him
36:48 <amelia> but
36:54 <amelia> the fucker would feed her human food
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hence being on iPad 
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cause it doesn't happen when I'm on pc
37:00 <Skirmish> I use Palaver on ipad. 
37:00 <Emma> haha
37:00 <Sharni> lol
37:00 <amelia> so maybe be careful with human food sharni
37:00 <Emma> i want mine to look good so no shitty food for him haha
37:00 <Skirmish> A lot of human food has too many preservatives and shit in it that animals can't process like we can. 
37:09 <amelia> and then leave and i would feed her normal and she didnt want it
37:09 <SpanishGuy12> would he take a dump in the bowl to?
37:29 <Emma> haha
37:37 <Sharni> lol
37:40 <amelia> so maybe be careful with human food sharni
38:00 <Blitzkrieg> I'm using mutter
38:00 <Blitzkrieg> Never heard of it but it seems ok and it's free
38:00 <Sharni> Aww yeah
38:00 <Skirmish> Hey dere Sharni. 
38:00 <Sharni> Ello
38:00 <Emma> costing $10 per kilo atm
38:00 <Sharni> Yeah she follows my kids around so it's going to be hard to try and get to the food before her..
38:00 <amelia> https://www.petcircle.com.au/product/pro-plan-puppy-chicken-and-rice/n05866?iv_=__iv_p_1_g_8410478131_x_pla_y_9484867_f_online_o_N05866_z_AU_i_en_j_94317215371_s__n_g_t__d_m_v__vi__&gclid=CK_T9Zb0iMwCFQsDvAodpxoHjQ
38:00 <SpanishGuy12> no one asked for your opinion fuckface
38:16 <Emma> i want mine to look good so no shitty food for him haha
38:21 <Skirmish> A lot of human food has too many preservatives and shit in it that animals can't process like we can.
38:32 <Emma> costing $10 per kilo atm
38:32 <Sharni> Yeah she follows my kids around so it's going to be hard to try and get to the food before her..
38:42 <amelia> https://www.petcircle.com.au/product/pro-plan-puppy-chicken-and-rice/n05866?iv_=__iv_p_1_g_8410478131_x_pla_y_9484867_f_online_o_N05866_z_AU_i_en_j_94317215371_s__n_g_t__d_m_v__vi__&gclid=CK_T9Zb0iMwCFQsDvAodpxoHjQ
38:42 <SpanishGuy12> no one asked for your opinion fuckface
39:00 <Skirmish> How was your weekend? 
39:00 <Sharni> Good yours ?
39:00 <Emma> take your own advise fuckface
39:00 <SpanishGuy12> piss off
39:00 <amelia> I so excited you haf a puppy sharni
39:00 <SpanishGuy12> me 2
39:00 <amelia> i want weekly updates (photos)
39:00 <amelia> You too Emma
39:39 <Emma> take your own advise fuckface
39:50 <SpanishGuy12> piss off
39:58 <amelia> I so excited you haf a puppy sharni
40:00 <amelia> you're an annoying lil mosquito can you fuck off
40:00 <SpanishGuy12> and at the end pop a flange hehehe
40:00 <Emma> haha mines getting old now
40:00 <SpanishGuy12> i couldd
40:00 <Skirmish> `kick SpanishGuy12 The lady has asked for you to hush. 
40:00 <Sharni>  Ok I will :)
40:09 <SpanishGuy12> me 2
40:10 <amelia> i want weekly updates (photos)
40:14 <amelia> You too Emma
40:15 <SpanishGuy12> me 2
40:33 <amelia> you're an annoying lil mosquito can you fuck off
40:38 <SpanishGuy12> and at the end pop a flange hehehe
40:54 <Emma> haha mines getting old now
40:59 <SpanishGuy12> i couldd
41:00 <Emma> I'll keep the penis out of the photos 
41:00 <Sharmelia> aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhahahahaa
41:00 <Emma> haha
41:00 <Sharni> No done do that
41:00 <Sharni> Don't
41:00 <Sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/lwVSjZBb/IMG_4045.JPG
41:00 <Sharni> She sleeps with me sahhh cute
41:00 <Sharmelia> i wud 2
41:04 <Skirmish> `kick SpanishGuy12 The lady has asked for you to hush.
41:04 Kick: SpanishGuy12 was kicked by ChanOP ([Skirmish] The lady has asked for you to hush.)
41:07 <Sharni> Ok I will :)
41:32 <Emma> I'll keep the penis out of the photos
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41:42 <Sharmelia> aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhahahahaa
41:42 <Emma> haha
41:53 <Sharni> No done do that
41:55 <Sharni> Don't
42:00 <Blitzkrieg> Bonny: buffering is more your connection than ram
42:00 <Bonny> can be a combo of both
42:00 <Sharmelia> she not silly
42:00 <Sharni> -_-
42:00 <Emma> that photo was 2. weeks ago, later that day he got stung by a bee hahaha
42:10 <Sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/lwVSjZBb/IMG_4045.JPG
42:10 <Sharni> She sleeps with me sahhh cute
42:20 <Sharmelia> i wud 2
42:24 <Sharmelia> she not silly
42:32 <Sharni> -_-
42:32 <Emma> that photo was 2. weeks ago, later that day he got stung by a bee hahaha
43:00 <Skirmish> Mine was lovely. Went up the coast and hung out with family. 
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> That's why I said more lol
43:00 <Sharni> Awww
43:00 <Emma> amelia, we need to meet up one day!!
43:00 <slug> we sure do
43:00 <slug> ^^
43:00 <Emma> suck me cunt
43:00 <Skirmish> And kiss whilst taking selfies cause ... That would be cool too right? 
43:00 <slug> okies
43:00 <amelia> LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS!!!!!!!!!
43:01 Nick: Sharmelia is now known as slug
43:38 <Sharni> Awww
43:49 <Emma> amelia, we need to meet up one day!!
44:00 <slug> we sure do
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Desktop only has 4gb ram and it streams flawlessly
44:00 <Skirmish> Wish we didn't have this contract work on though so I could have stayed up there longer. Having to come back to work today sucked. 
44:00 <slug> she is
44:00 <Emma> yes Skirmish that's how we roll
44:00 <amelia> you would be ma first IRC meet
44:00 <slug> kiss with tongues???
44:00 <Emma> might even get a boob grab
44:00 <slug> ill do dat
44:00 <Emma> haha good 
44:00 <Sharni> Ohh kinky
44:00 <slug> yes
44:00 <slug> i no
44:00 <Skirmish> Keep it going and slug will have to AFK for a fap. 
44:00 <amelia> omgosh
44:02 <slug> ^^
44:08 <Emma> suck me cunt
44:12 <Skirmish> And kiss whilst taking selfies cause ... That would be cool too right?
44:14 <slug> okies
44:17 <amelia> LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS!!!!!!!!!
44:26 <slug> she is
44:37 <Emma> yes Skirmish that's how we roll
44:47 <amelia> you would be ma first IRC meet
44:50 <slug> kiss with tongues???
44:56 <Emma> might even get a boob grab
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> I5 win8
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> My net is 15mbps tho
45:00 <Sharni> My dog just farted omg
45:00 <Emma> we can measure who has bigger boobs
45:00 <Sharni> They stink
45:00 <Emma> :o
45:00 <amelia> ahahahaaha
45:00 <Sharni> Omg I just stepped in pee
45:00 <amelia> i think I'd win based on wot you've said about yours
45:00 <slug> where has miles gone
45:00 <Sharni> This shit just gets better
45:00 <slug> miles
45:00 <Emma> haha yes 
45:11 <slug> ill do dat
45:11 <Emma> haha good
45:14 <Sharni> Ohh kinky
45:14 <slug> yes
45:16 <slug> i no
45:17 <Skirmish> Keep it going and slug will have to AFK for a fap.
45:20 <amelia> omgosh
45:36 <Sharni> My dog just farted omg
45:37 <Emma> we can measure who has bigger boobs
45:40 <Sharni> They stink
45:40 <Emma> :o
45:46 <amelia> ahahahaaha
45:58 <Sharni> Omg I just stepped in pee
45:59 <amelia> i think I'd win based on wot you've said about yours
46:00 <Bonny> I miss the old cable days
46:00 <Bonny> they were heaps better than the ADSL2+
46:00 <Sharni> Omg she pooped in my lounge room
46:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
46:00 <Sharni> Toilet training is not fun
46:00 <slug> i was never toilet trained
46:00 <amelia> dats her PooP RooM
46:00 <slug> i wear diapers
46:00 <slug> :D
46:00 <Sharni> Omg it's all runny
46:02 <slug> where has miles gone
46:02 <Sharni> This shit just gets better
46:13 <slug> miles
46:13 <Emma> haha yes
46:27 <Sharni> Omg she pooped in my lounge room
46:32 <amelia> AHAHAHA
46:32 <Sharni> Toilet training is not fun
46:40 <slug> i was never toilet trained
46:44 <amelia> dats her PooP RooM
46:44 <slug> i wear diapers
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
47:00 <Sharni> Should I take her to the vet idk :/
47:00 <Emma> haha 
47:00 <amelia> My first house had floorboards and she always pooped outside den years later moved to house with carpet n she shat on the carpet one night when i was sleeping
47:00 <Emma> Nope it's the kids food
47:00 <amelia> I was like wtf you've been trained for years
47:00 <slug> when i wear my diaper and underpants out on my head some people look at me wierd
47:00 <slug> why is this
47:00 <Emma> haha I'll be training in a week when I get my test back
47:07 <slug> :D
47:20 <Sharni> Omg it's all runny
47:30 <Sharni> Should I take her to the vet idk :/
47:35 <Emma> haha
47:37 <amelia> My first house had floorboards and she always pooped outside den years later moved to house with carpet n she shat on the carpet one night when i was sleeping
47:42 <Emma> Nope it's the kids food
47:52 <amelia> I was like wtf you've been trained for years
48:00 <Blitzkrieg> We have never had cable here
48:00 <Bonny> I did in my old home
48:00 <Bonny> didn't need a home phone line to have it either
48:00 <Bonny> like adsl you need a home phone line
48:00 <amelia> from your bloods?
48:00 <Sharni> She has only eaten biscuits￼
48:00 <Emma> hopefully be then the poo will be good 
48:00 <Emma> yep finally get them 
48:00 <slug> you have to taste the poo
48:00 <slug> see if the levels are right
48:00 <steven_> ha
48:00 <Sharni> What were you tested for
48:00 <Emma> haha
48:05 <slug> when i wear my diaper and underpants out on my head some people look at me wierd
48:07 <slug> why is this
48:12 <Emma> haha I'll be training in a week when I get my test back
48:36 <amelia> from your bloods?
48:38 <Sharni> She has only eaten biscuits￼
48:48 <Emma> hopefully be then the poo will be good
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Naked adsl
49:00 <Bonny> they're is also the naked adsl where you don't need home line
49:00 <Bonny> snap lol
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loll
49:00 <Bonny> not sure how good it is tho lol
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Same as adsl
49:00 <slug> just speaking from experience..
49:00 <Emma> common allergies vitamin k iron and some others I can't remember
49:03 <Emma> yep finally get them
49:09 <slug> you have to taste the poo
49:15 <slug> see if the levels are right
49:15 <steven_> ha
49:20 <Sharni> What were you tested for
49:20 <Emma> haha
50:00 <Blitzkrieg> Except no dialtone
50:00 <Bonny> maybe
50:00 <Skirmish> Nobody is surprised that slug just confessed to eating animal shit. 
50:00 <amelia> wots vitamin k
50:00 <Emma> no I think vitamin d 
50:00 <Sharni> Www yeah
50:00 <Emma> i can't remember haha
50:00 <amelia> ahahahaah
50:00 <amelia> def be vit d
50:00 <slug> doesnt phase em by the looks
50:00 <Emma> I just seen k gaha
50:00 <amelia> you gots low iron too?
50:02 <slug> just speaking from experience..
50:18 <Emma> common allergies vitamin k iron and some others I can't remember
50:27 <Skirmish> Nobody is surprised that slug just confessed to eating animal shit.
50:29 <amelia> wots vitamin k
50:40 <Emma> no I think vitamin d
50:43 <Sharni> Www yeah
50:44 <Emma> i can't remember haha
50:45 <amelia> ahahahaah
50:49 <amelia> def be vit d
50:49 <slug> doesnt phase em by the looks
50:49 <Emma> I just seen k gaha
51:00 <Skirmish> The in-laws want naked dsl but it's not available in their area. 
51:00 <Emma> don't know, I've had low iron before so if say yes
51:00 <slug> bumjack
51:00 <Emma> maybe even diabetes 
51:00 <Emma> haha fuckkk me
51:00 <amelia> really
51:00 <Emma> no chance now
51:08 <amelia> you gots low iron too?
51:29 <Emma> don't know, I've had low iron before so if say yes
51:57 <slug> bumjack
51:57 <Emma> maybe even diabetes
52:00 <Skirmish> They go through NBNSP at the moment. Bit congested. 
52:00 <Bonny> k
52:00 <Emma> I've lost over 15 kilos
52:00 <Emma> i was a bit of a fatty
52:00 <slug> u asked for it
52:00 <Emma> fuck your mother
52:00 <amelia> even then you wouldn't haf been fat enough tho
52:00 <Emma> she asked for it
52:00 <amelia> 15kgs were you like 80kgs
52:02 <Emma> haha fuckkk me
52:06 <amelia> really
52:22 <Emma> no chance now
52:32 <Emma> I've lost over 15 kilos
52:41 * slug fucks emma with a spiked bat
52:41 <Emma> i was a bit of a fatty
52:47 <slug> u asked for it
52:52 <Emma> fuck your mother
52:53 <amelia> even then you wouldn't haf been fat enough tho
52:58 <Emma> she asked for it
53:00 <Emma> I cared my weight well
53:00 <Emma> carried
53:00 <amelia> show me fat pic
53:00 <Emma> no one believed me when I said how much I weighed 
53:00 <slug> perhaps tt's
53:00 <slug> show us how your cup sizes have come along over the years
53:09 * slug sends some DDoS in Emma's direction
53:12 <amelia> 15kgs were you like 80kgs
53:21 * slug drives over Emma
53:29 * slug slaps Emma around with a pink Macintosh
53:39 <Emma> I cared my weight well
53:39 <Emma> carried
53:55 <amelia> show me fat pic
54:00 <Emma> no one believed me when I said how much I weighed
54:00 <Emma> I don't have photos of me
54:00 <Emma> i was to fat
54:00 <Sharni> I'm fatttt
54:00 <Emma> I'm still too fat now 
54:00 <amelia> ahahaahh
54:00 <Sharni> Food is good man
54:00 <Emma> but apparently I'm not
54:00 <amelia> sif
54:00 <Skirmish> It's the internet. Everyone is fat. 
54:00 <amelia> how much weigh now
54:00 <Sharni> 150kgs
54:00 <Sharni> Hawttttt
54:00 <slug> keke
54:00 <Emma> I'm in a healthy weight range now
54:00 <Sharni> That's how I pick up the gym guys
54:00 <slug> im not far behind 150kg
54:00 <amelia> I gonna find a fat pic of me
54:00 <Emma> but to me I can't see a diffenece 
54:05 <slug> perhaps tt's
54:17 <slug> show us how your cup sizes have come along over the years
54:23 <Emma> I don't have photos of me
54:28 <Emma> i was to fat
54:34 <Sharni> I'm fatttt
54:35 <Emma> I'm still too fat now
54:40 <amelia> ahahaahh
54:42 <Sharni> Food is good man
54:42 <Emma> but apparently I'm not
54:43 <amelia> sif
54:46 <Skirmish> It's the internet. Everyone is fat.
54:50 <amelia> how much weigh now
54:57 <Sharni> 150kgs
55:00 <Sharni> Hawttttt
55:00 <slug> im at 137kg atm
55:00 <Emma> difference
55:00 <Sharni> Lol
55:00 <Emma> that's not fat
55:00 <Emma> that's obese
55:00 <Sharni> Do dem squats with my fat ass
55:00 <Sharni> Yes I'm obese
55:00 <slug> i joking
55:00 <Sharni> My goal weight is 180
55:00 <Skirmish> Ignore BMI. It means nothing. 
55:00 <Emma> my doctor said I'm in health weight range
55:05 <slug> keke
55:06 <Emma> I'm in a healthy weight range now
55:07 <Sharni> That's how I pick up the gym guys
55:13 <slug> im not far behind 150kg
55:14 <amelia> I gonna find a fat pic of me
55:20 <Emma> but to me I can't see a diffenece
55:24 <slug> im at 137kg atm
55:25 <Emma> difference
55:34 <Sharni> Lol
55:39 <Emma> that's not fat
55:44 <Emma> that's obese
55:46 <Sharni> Do dem squats with my fat ass
55:50 <Sharni> Yes I'm obese
56:00 <Emma>  
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Why aren't you watching UFC with Steven like a good lil housewife? :p
56:00 <Sharni> I want to be mobility obese
56:00 <slug> me 2 sharni
56:00 <Sharni> Hawt
56:00 <slug> fat slobs r hot
56:00 <Emma> yep
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> SpanishFaggot
56:00 <Sharni> They are Hawt
56:00 <Sharni> Sahhh or
56:00 <Sharni> Hot
56:04 <slug> i joking
56:15 <Sharni> My goal weight is 180
56:21 <Skirmish> Ignore BMI. It means nothing.
56:21 <Emma> my doctor said I'm in health weight range
56:23 <Sharni> I want to be mobility obese
56:29 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
56:29 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
56:35 <slug> me 2 sharni
56:39 <Sharni> Hawt
56:48 <slug> fat slobs r hot
56:53 <Emma> yep
57:00 <Emma> I'd rather watch fear the walking dead
57:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
57:00 <Emma> smexy
57:00 <Sharni> Is it a fat bulge or a boob 
57:00 <Sharni> Guess will never know
57:00 <Emma> nope
57:00 <slug> ill see wat i way
57:00 <Emma> nuts say boob
57:00 <Sharni> Hahaha
57:00 <Emma> it's better
57:00 <slug> ooo its horrible!
57:00 <Emma> is that a penis or a pimple?
57:01 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
57:04 <Blitzkrieg> SpanishFaggot
57:06 <Sharni> They are Hawt
57:09 <Sharni> Sahhh or
57:13 <Sharni> Hot
57:34 <Emma> smexy
57:38 <Sharni> Is it a fat bulge or a boob
57:43 <Sharni> Guess will never know
57:49 <Emma> nope
57:51 <slug> ill see wat i way
57:56 <Emma> nuts say boob
57:58 <Sharni> Hahaha
57:59 <Emma> it's better
58:00 <Emma> slug
58:00 <Skirmish> Why aren't I getting these pics in my pm window? 
58:00 <slug> 95.2
58:00 <Emma> penis or pimple?
58:00 <Sharni> Yuck I'll never get to a way were i would have fat roles yuck
58:00 <slug> pixel dik
58:00 <Sharni> I have fat roles when I sit down
58:00 <Sharni> Haha
58:00 <Emma> same
58:00 <Emma> gagaha
58:00 <Sharni> Everyone does
58:17 <slug> ooo its horrible!
58:18 <Emma> is that a penis or a pimple?
58:28 <Emma> slug
58:32 <Skirmish> Why aren't I getting these pics in my pm window?
58:33 <slug> 95.2
58:34 <Emma> penis or pimple?
58:37 <Sharni> Yuck I'll never get to a way were i would have fat roles yuck
58:38 <slug> pixel dik
59:00 <Emma> we can have rolls together
59:00 <Sharni> Just some have barely any and some have rolls for days
59:00 <Sharni> We can :)
59:00 <Sharni> Yay
59:00 <slug> cheeseburger D:
59:00 <Sharni> Yum
59:00 <Sharni> I want ice cream
59:00 <Sharni> Nom nom
59:00 <Emma> I hate chicks who say
59:00 <Sharni> Nom
59:00 <Sharni> Who say what o_o
59:00 <Emma> look at this look at him fat roll
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> [20:59:54] <Emma> I hate chicks who say
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> [20:59:56] <Sharni> Nom
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> lolol
59:00 <Emma> my fat roll**
59:00 <Sharni> Hahaha
59:05 <Sharni> I have fat roles when I sit down
59:07 * slug smacks Sharni with a red Swingline stapler
59:11 <Sharni> Haha
59:12 <Emma> same
59:17 <Emma> gagaha
59:17 <Sharni> Everyone does
59:23 <Emma> we can have rolls together
59:29 <Sharni> Just some have barely any and some have rolls for days
59:32 <Sharni> We can :)
59:35 <Sharni> Yay
59:38 <slug> cheeseburger D:
59:41 <Sharni> Yum
59:49 <Sharni> I want ice cream
59:54 <Sharni> Nom nom
59:55 <Emma> I hate chicks who say
59:56 <Sharni> Nom
00:00 <Sharni> And they have nothing there
00:00 <Emma> no fat anywhere to be seen!!
00:00 <Sharni> They are like heaps skinny
00:00 <Emma> fuck off and take some of mine with you!!
00:00 <slug> im apart of the romanempire
00:00 <Sharni> Omg I'm so fat I'm screaming for attention for you to tell me I'm sahhh skinny
00:00 <slug> so im coo~
00:00 <Sharni> Yep -__-
00:00 <Emma> yes!!
00:00 <Sharni> It's pathetic
00:07 <Sharni> Who say what o_o
00:08 <Emma> look at this look at him fat roll
00:08 <Blitzkrieg> [20:59:54] <Emma> I hate chicks who say
00:08 <Blitzkrieg> [20:59:56] <Sharni> Nom
00:13 <Blitzkrieg> lolol
00:14 <Emma> my fat roll**
00:19 <Sharni> Hahaha
00:24 <Sharni> And they have nothing there
00:30 <Emma> no fat anywhere to be seen!!
00:33 <Sharni> They are like heaps skinny
00:39 <Emma> fuck off and take some of mine with you!!
00:49 <slug> im apart of the romanempire
00:50 <Sharni> Omg I'm so fat I'm screaming for attention for you to tell me I'm sahhh skinny
00:53 <slug> so im coo~
01:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllll @ ufc
01:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllll @ Emma
01:00 <Emma> yep
01:00 <Sharni> I met this guy of Facebook recently and we met up his my friend now but before I met him I was like I'm warning you I'm not skinny I'm fat...
01:00 <Sharni> He seen me his like where's the fat
01:02 <Sharni> Yep -__-
01:02 <Emma> yes!!
01:17 <Sharni> It's pathetic
01:53 <Emma> yep
02:00 <Emma> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ your pin dick
02:00 <Skirmish> A good house wife stays out of the way. It doesn't matter if they watch or not. 
02:00 <President_Trump> a good house wife asks if you would like a drink
02:00 <Skirmish> Maybe she did? 
02:00 <Sharni> I'm fat though I'm not skinny I have curves
02:00 <Sharni> Like heaps
02:00 <Sharni> And I have a belly
02:00 <Emma> hahahahaha look here here and here
02:00 <slug> meet me
02:00 <slug> !!!!
02:00 <Sharni> Hahah I'm being honest to people
02:00 <slug> kis jokin
02:00 <slug> Jus JoKin
02:00 <Sharni> I don't show my body in pics
02:00 <amelia> ok i uploading fat pic
02:00 <Sharni> Yas upload
02:00 <Emma> ok 
02:00 <Sharni> I shall have a happy moment over it
02:00 <slug> wanna see my fat pick?
02:05 <Sharni> I met this guy of Facebook recently and we met up his my friend now but before I met him I was like I'm warning you I'm not skinny I'm fat...
02:14 <Sharni> He seen me his like where's the fat
02:27 <Sharni> I'm fat though I'm not skinny I have curves
02:30 <Sharni> Like heaps
02:34 <Sharni> And I have a belly
02:36 <Emma> hahahahaha look here here and here
02:37 <slug> meet me
02:43 <slug> !!!!
02:46 <Sharni> Hahah I'm being honest to people
02:53 <slug> kis jokin
02:56 <slug> Jus JoKin
02:58 <Sharni> I don't show my body in pics
02:59 <amelia> ok i uploading fat pic
03:00 <Lumeah> 1950
03:00 <Skirmish> Yeah tell me about how your husband is the ideal modern husband Lumeah. 
03:00 <Skirmish> Oh ... That's right ... 
03:00 <Lumeah> he doesn't want kids 
03:00 <Sharni> Yes show us pics
03:00 <slug> it was a joke
03:00 <Emma> no
03:00 <Sharni> Haha
03:00 <slug> largest ive been is 107
03:00 <Emma> thank dog
03:00 <slug> thats back in hospital times tho
03:00 <Emma> god
03:00 <Sharni> Lol
03:00 <slug> lightest ive been is 70
03:00 <steven_> loooooooool
03:00 <steven_> im 70 now
03:05 <Sharni> Yas upload
03:11 <Emma> ok
03:17 <Sharni> I shall have a happy moment over it
03:18 <slug> wanna see my fat pick?
03:23 <Sharni> Yes show us pics
03:29 <slug> it was a joke
03:29 <Emma> no
03:38 <Sharni> Haha
03:38 <slug> largest ive been is 107
03:44 <Emma> thank dog
03:46 <slug> thats back in hospital times tho
03:46 <Emma> god
03:47 <Sharni> Lol
04:00 <Lumeah> ta
04:00 <Skirmish> That won't be an issue since he won't be able to get a boner around you. 
04:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooooool
04:00 <Lumeah> you could 
04:00 <Emma> crackie
04:00 <Sharni> steven_ like dude I can't even get over 70
04:00 <slug> 70
04:00 <slug> featherweight
04:00 <Sharni> Emma do want Steven to put on more weight
04:00 <Sharni> Or stay how he is
04:00 <amelia> Ok ignore wot we both wearing
04:00 <Sharni> Ok
04:00 <Emma> yes
04:00 <Sharni> Babez
04:07 <slug> lightest ive been is 70
04:12 <steven_> loooooooool
04:19 <steven_> im 70 now
04:25 <Emma> crackie
04:27 <Sharni> steven_ like dude I can't even get over 70
04:47 <slug> 70
04:50 <slug> featherweight
05:00 <President_Trump> thats not true, Lumeah has nice big ttz
05:00 <Skirmish> It's not '1950' for a couple to give each other space and not be in each others pockets. 
05:00 <Lumeah> i just shut u down
05:00 <Lumeah> hah ha 
05:00 <Lumeah> hahahaha 
05:00 <Lumeah> cockbli
05:00 <Lumeah> cockblocked
05:00 <Skirmish> What? Does anyone else know what she is on about? 
05:00 <amelia> We were playing dress ups... And wearing wigs
05:00 <steven_> more?
05:00 <Sharni> Naw
05:00 <amelia> I dont really rock around in platform shoes
05:00 <Emma> 75
05:00 <steven_> haha
05:00 <Sharni> Haha
05:00 <steven_> got some work to do
05:00 <Sharni> Your not even big there
05:00 <amelia> one on right
05:00 <Sharni> Your like perfect weight
05:00 <Sharni> Yea she's the blonde
05:00 <Sharni> Blondie **
05:04 <Sharni> Emma do want Steven to put on more weight
05:09 <Sharni> Or stay how he is
05:13 <amelia> Ok ignore wot we both wearing
05:18 <Sharni> Ok
05:18 <Emma> yes
05:20 <Sharni> Babez
05:23 <amelia> We were playing dress ups... And wearing wigs
05:25 <steven_> more?
05:27 <Sharni> Naw
05:33 <amelia> I dont really rock around in platform shoes
05:33 <Emma> 75
05:36 <steven_> haha
05:38 <Sharni> Haha
05:44 <steven_> got some work to do
06:00 <Emma> nope
06:00 <Skirmish> Didn't think so ... 
06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Correct me if I'm wrong
06:00 <Blitzkrieg> But you can't cockblock yourself
06:00 <President_Trump> <mrwuf> a woman is like a drug addiction, beautiful, fun, dangerous... I wouldn't sign up for a life long drug addiction no matter how enchantingly beautiful the intoxication might be... not yet anyway
06:00 <amelia> yah wearing blonde wig tho haha
06:00 <Sharni> Oh wait they are wigs
06:00 <slug> imagine if i got off my ass n did some work out man... all i do is smoke weed
06:00 <Sharni> Haha still
06:00 <Emma> not fat
06:00 <amelia> maybe my fat is covered hang on i have diff one
06:00 <slug> fuck off sit down im stalone cunt
06:00 <Sharni> Your not fat
06:00 <amelia> Thats 70kgs
06:00 <slug> be like it would be ay
06:00 <slug> lolz
06:00 <Emma> that's me now 
06:00 <Sharni> Emma and I are going to come slap you if you call yourself fat
06:00 <Emma> I'm fat waaaaaaa
06:00 <Sharni> Emma I'll slap you
06:06 <Sharni> Your not even big there
06:10 <amelia> one on right
06:10 <Sharni> Your like perfect weight
06:16 <Sharni> Yea she's the blonde
06:20 <Sharni> Blondie **
06:34 <amelia> yah wearing blonde wig tho haha
06:39 <Sharni> Oh wait they are wigs
06:42 <slug> imagine if i got off my ass n did some work out man... all i do is smoke weed
06:42 <Sharni> Haha still
06:42 <Emma> not fat
06:50 <amelia> maybe my fat is covered hang on i have diff one
06:56 <slug> fuck off sit down im stalone cunt
06:56 <Sharni> Your not fat
06:58 <amelia> Thats 70kgs
07:00 <slug> be like it would be ay
07:00 <amelia> ahahahaa
07:00 <Sharni> How tall are you Emma
07:00 <amelia> I'm 10kg less than that now
07:00 <Sharni> Woah you were already skinny
07:00 <Emma> 5 7
07:00 <Sharni> Your taller than me yay
07:01 <slug> lolz
07:12 <Emma> that's me now
07:14 <Sharni> Emma and I are going to come slap you if you call yourself fat
07:14 <Emma> I'm fat waaaaaaa
07:21 <Sharni> Emma I'll slap you
07:30 <amelia> ahahahaa
07:33 <Sharni> How tall are you Emma
07:43 <amelia> I'm 10kg less than that now
08:00 <Skirmish> 'I just shut you down' LOL
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Words of a true virgin
08:00 <Skirmish> Middle aged woman that's never been married and can't find a man tells people in relationships what she thinks. 
08:00 <Sharni> I'm 5'6
08:00 <Emma> yes I'm quiet tall
08:00 <Sharni> Yeah same
08:00 <Sharni> Your weight is perfect for your height
08:00 <Sharni> You don't want to look lanky
08:05 <Sharni> Woah you were already skinny
08:11 <Emma> 5 7
08:19 <Sharni> Your taller than me yay
08:25 <Sharni> I'm 5'6
08:30 <Emma> yes I'm quiet tall
08:38 <Sharni> Yeah same
09:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah: is it true you have big tits?
09:00 <Emma> haha
09:00 <Skirmish> Saggy dirty pillows you mean Blitzkrieg. 
09:00 <Emma> big old saggy titts
09:00 <Skirmish> ^
09:00 <Blitzkrieg> I hope it is.. That way you've got SOMETHING going for you
09:00 <Sharni> Brb going to Coles
09:00 <slug> like im skitzo im big im strong ive got bipolar too, and i love wielding a sharp blade
09:00 <slug> would u want to fight me
09:00 <Emma> haha I was like 55-60 kilos I will never go back!!
09:00 <amelia> dis pic see the fat more
09:00 <amelia> 55kgs!!!
09:00 <amelia> dats tinyyyyy
09:03 <Sharni> Your weight is perfect for your height
09:08 <Sharni> You don't want to look lanky
09:25 <Sharni> Brb going to Coles
09:27 <slug> like im skitzo im big im strong ive got bipolar too, and i love wielding a sharp blade
09:34 <slug> would u want to fight me
09:40 <Emma> haha I was like 55-60 kilos I will never go back!!
09:52 <amelia> dis pic see the fat more
10:00 <amelia> 55kgs!!!
10:00 <Emma> yep was pretty bad
10:00 <Emma> was in high school tho
10:00 <slug> i will run at you with a 14inch knife and you do not bail it would be an unfair fight and you might even be in an amublance
10:00 <Emma> I wanted to be fat
10:00 <amelia> especially for 5'7
10:00 <Emma> but couldn't get fat
10:00 <slug> just letting you know cuz people been hangin round my back fence and i think its skirmish's mate
10:00 <Emma> now I'm fat haha
10:14 <amelia> dats tinyyyyy
10:24 <Emma> yep was pretty bad
10:34 <Emma> was in high school tho
10:43 <slug> i will run at you with a 14inch knife and you do not bail it would be an unfair fight and you might even be in an amublance
10:43 <Emma> I wanted to be fat
11:00 <amelia> especially for 5'7
11:00 <Lumeah> oh.. yeah.. sorry.. u can't help u have a inadequate set up.. let alone your bullie needs
11:00 <Skirmish> I would imagine a topless pic of Lumeah would be viewed as a race by two fat bags to her knees with gravity assisting. I reckon one would be in a slight lead over the other too. Lop sided fat bags racing to the ground. 
11:00 <Lumeah> sad really 
11:00 <Lumeah> very sad
11:00 <Skirmish> How can you call me a bully when you go out of your way to insult and bully me Lumeah? Do you understand how stupid that is? 
11:00 <amelia> ahahah show pic
11:00 <amelia> you seen heaps of me now even chubby pics
11:00 <Emma> I'll have to get Steven to send you one
11:00 <slug> you dont even pubic share the pics
11:00 <slug> loser
11:00 <Emma> give me a sec
11:00 <amelia> otay
11:06 <Emma> but couldn't get fat
11:15 <slug> just letting you know cuz people been hangin round my back fence and i think its skirmish's mate
11:16 <Emma> now I'm fat haha
11:23 <amelia> ahahah show pic
11:31 <amelia> you seen heaps of me now even chubby pics
11:47 <Emma> I'll have to get Steven to send you one
11:49 <slug> you dont even pubic share the pics
11:53 <slug> loser
11:59 <Emma> give me a sec
12:00 <Skirmish> You shouldn't have gone on with your lies and perhaps you wouldn't be a focus of my disgust. 
12:08 <amelia> otay
12:20 * slug is searching for amelia + goatsex on yahoo. WEEE 60 hits!
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> How old are you anyway Lumeah ?
14:00 <President_Trump> Lumeah is a hot piece of arse
14:00 <amelia> leave frizzy frog alone!
14:00 <Skirmish> President_Trump: That says a LOT about you more than anything else bro. Have some standards, please. 
15:00 <President_Trump> frizzy frog has huge watermelon ttz
15:00 <Emma> I'll put shorts on so you can see my thick thighs haha
15:00 <slug> k
15:00 <slug> go on
15:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha do it
15:00 <Emma> not you cunt
15:34 <Emma> I'll put shorts on so you can see my thick thighs haha
15:53 <slug> k
15:55 <slug> go on
16:00 <Skirmish> You must be a virgin if you think tits are everything. 
16:00 <slug> get dem tt'z out
16:00 <Sharni> Haha
16:05 <amelia> ahahahahaha do it
16:05 <Emma> not you cunt
16:29 <slug> get dem tt'z out
16:33 <Sharni> Haha
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> slug is a loser
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> Of top caliber
18:24 <Blitzkrieg> slug is a loser
18:28 <Blitzkrieg> Of top caliber
19:00 <miles> optus advertises
19:00 <slug> sharn i luvvv u
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> See what I mean?
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> This is almost as bad as miles
19:41 <slug> sharn i luvvv u
19:56 <Blitzkrieg> See what I mean?
20:00 <miles> u can stream hd
20:00 <miles> and play games
20:00 <THE^DONALD> LOLOLLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ miles, loser
20:00 <miles> the whole family can use inet at once
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeahs hubby is back
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wb miles 
20:00 <THE^DONALD> oI pResiDent TrUMP oi BliTzKrieG
20:00 <miles> u need 5mbps a second
20:00 <miles> for netflix hd
20:00 <President_Trump> olollllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ THE^DONALD
20:00 <THE^DONALD> gEt OofFF MerRKk ya CUnTTT
20:00 <President_Trump> HAYS RECRUITMNET
20:00 <slug> a hanious nigger, slash murderer cunt
20:00 <slug> nice van faggot
20:00 <slug> nice pic van faggot
20:00 <slug> van goff
20:00 <slug> lololol
20:00 <slug> retarded son of a bitch
20:02 <Blitzkrieg> This is almost as bad as miles
20:31 <slug> a hanious nigger, slash murderer cunt
20:41 <slug> nice van faggot
20:47 <slug> nice pic van faggot
20:56 <slug> van goff
20:57 <slug> lololol
21:00 <THE^DONALD> i dont work there you dumb faggot
21:00 <miles> optus will give me something free
21:00 <THE^DONALD> kindergarten teacher faggot
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> MERK
21:00 <THE^DONALD> gEt OofFF MerRKk ya CUnTTT
21:00 <miles> to stream full hd from netflix
21:00 <miles> u need 5mbps
21:00 <miles> optus says u can do that
21:00 <slug> let me hit ya with da ShArMeLiA CoMbO
21:00 <slug> LololOLOLoLOlol
21:02 <slug> retarded son of a bitch
21:34 * slug slaps Blitzkrieg around with nuclear waste
22:00 <Skirmish> I like how people throw what they think is personal info at each other to try score mega merk points when in reality 98% of the channel doesn't even remember their nick. 
22:00 <miles> but u cant
22:00 <Skirmish> You work as a storeman! Huehuehuehue
22:00 <miles> http://decider.com/2015/09/01/the-need-for-speed-how-much-bandwidth-do-you-need-for-optimal-streaming/
22:00 <miles> see
22:00 <miles> look
22:00 <miles> 5mbps
22:00 <miles> needed for netflix
22:00 <President_Trump> have you been drinking today THE^DONALD after you lost $200 on jordan 'nerves of steel' speith?
22:00 <miles> full hd
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Who cares
22:00 <steven_> that is for 1080
22:00 <steven_> ;P
22:00 <miles> yeah
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sounds pedo to me
22:01 <slug> let me hit ya with da ShArMeLiA CoMbO
22:03 <slug> LololOLOLoLOlol
22:35 <Blitzkrieg> Sounds pedo to me
23:00 <miles> thats what optus says u can do
23:00 <steven_> but yeah you need good connection
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> 5mbps is nothing
23:00 <Skirmish> Optus is terrible. 
23:00 <steven_> upload
23:00 <steven_> not download
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh
23:00 <steven_> ;P
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> That's a fair whack
23:00 <steven_> yeah
23:00 <steven_> my connection struggles
23:00 <steven_> and i have nbn
23:00 <miles> for years i got 700kps
23:00 <steven_> my ping and download is off the charts
24:00 <steven_> but my upload is only 5 something
24:00 <miles> then optus started slowing me down
24:00 <Skirmish> I stream netflix at medium quality and have no issues. Don't see the point on draining the connection at full HD. 
24:00 <steven_> im still on 56k
24:00 <steven_> ;P
24:00 <President_Trump> gEt OofFF MerRKk ya CUnTTT
24:00 <miles> if a company advertises
24:00 <THE^DONALD> <@Skirmish> I like how people throw what they think is personal info at each other to try score mega merk points when in reality 98% of the channel doesn't even remember their nick. 
24:00 <miles> the whole family
24:00 <THE^DONALD> says the faggot 
24:00 <miles> can use the inet
24:00 <slug> machine gun skunk i blow doe-loe
24:00 <slug> aaaaaahahahahahaaha
24:00 <slug> grabbin ya by the neck stickin a knife insideeee
24:00 <slug> get off me cunt
24:00 <slug> just got off me mate
24:48 <slug> machine gun skunk i blow doe-loe
24:50 <slug> aaaaaahahahahahaaha
25:00 <miles> and i am only one person
25:00 <THE^DONALD> * Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: www.udemy.com - Check it out. I went there. And now look at me? Im a loser)
25:00 <miles> im going be calm when i get sales tomorrow
25:00 <miles> get free shit
25:00 <Skirmish> Why are you so hostile about websites that are to better yourself THE^DONALD? 
25:00 <Skirmish> Is it because you have a learning difficulty? 
25:00 <miles> cause they are ripping me off
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Maybe you're more fried than tisk
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Which I didn't originally think was possible.
25:04 <slug> grabbin ya by the neck stickin a knife insideeee
25:08 <slug> get off me cunt
25:14 <slug> just got off me mate
25:43 <Blitzkrieg> Maybe you're more fried than tisk
25:52 <Blitzkrieg> Which I didn't originally think was possible.
26:00 <Skirmish> miles: You should say to them GIT OFF MERK YA CUNTS!
26:00 <miles> k
26:00 <THE^DONALD> udemy lol
26:00 <THE^DONALD> what the fuck is udemy
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Then kick the door
26:00 <Skirmish> They will for sure give you free stuff miles. 
26:00 <THE^DONALD> university of dickheads 
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> And fall over
26:00 <Skirmish> THE^DONALD: How about you go check it out before you sit there like a muppet sledging it? 
26:00 <THE^DONALD> no need
26:00 <miles> then also when i try download gta5
26:00 <THE^DONALD> never even heard of that weak shit
26:00 <miles> i bought
26:00 <miles> optus disconnects
26:00 <miles> every fucken 5 minutes
26:00 <THE^DONALD> probably some loser private college
26:00 <slug> Emma
26:00 <slug> would you leave steven for me darls :}
26:22 <slug> Emma
26:31 <slug> would you leave steven for me darls :}
27:00 <Skirmish> It would not surprise me at all that you have not heard of educational sites.
27:00 <President_Trump> miles GET OFF MIRC
27:00 <Skirmish> Nothing to do with colleges or universities. 
27:00 <Therm> 31.3Mbps down 12.4Mbps up
27:00 <THE^DONALD> why would u put the name of your university in your quit message?
27:00 <President_Trump> HAYS RECRUITMNET
27:00 <Skirmish> Because I find it quite good and i wanted to share it with people on austnet that also enjoy bettering themselves. 
27:00 <THE^DONALD> yeah right
27:00 <THE^DONALD> udemy
27:00 <Emma> hahaah
27:58 <Emma> hahaah
28:00 <Skirmish> I've become a LOT better at using excel using a course I bought from udemy. You should look into it THE^DONALD. Try to be something more than a muppet on merk. 
28:00 <slug> ??
28:00 <slug> ://
28:39 <slug> ??
28:54 <slug> ://
29:00 <Therm> Min :: 16.64 Mbps | Mid :: 41.74 Mbps | Max ::65.24 Mbps
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> What did that set you back?
29:00 <THE^DONALD> Excel?
29:00 <THE^DONALD> shit
29:00 <Skirmish> Blitzkrieg: $6
29:00 <THE^DONALD> even my mum can use Excel
29:00 <THE^DONALD> fucking idiot
29:00 <Therm> Q basic
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Value
30:00 <Skirmish> Some of the courses are quite expensive but they do sales and once you buy them you can log in and refer to the material forever. 
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nice
30:00 <Therm> DO PRINT "haha" loop
30:00 <THE^DONALD> Skirmish took Excel 101
30:00 <thestig> EMMA EMMA GUESS WHAT
30:00 <Emma> yassss
30:00 <thestig> chicken butt 
30:25 <thestig> EMMA EMMA GUESS WHAT
31:00 <Skirmish> It's actually called excel hacks. 
31:00 <THE^DONALD> now hes CEO of BHP Bilton
31:00 <Skirmish> BILTON lol
31:00 <Skirmish> Hey there Cath^. 
31:00 <THE^DONALD> Excel can be learnt in a single day
31:00 <Therm> Mad hacker
31:00 <Cath^> hi Skirmish
31:00 <amelia> where is dis pic Emma
31:06 <Emma> yassss
31:09 <thestig> chicken butt
31:50 <amelia> where is dis pic Emma
32:00 <slug> lolz
32:00 <slug> nio pics
32:00 <slug> pigs
32:00 <Emma> who has chicken butt?
32:00 <slug> ur dad loserr
32:23 <slug> lolz
32:25 <slug> nio pics
32:31 <slug> pigs
32:31 <Emma> who has chicken butt?
32:38 <slug> ur dad loserr
33:00 <President_Trump> hi Cath^ pussy
33:00 <Skirmish> Blitzkrieg: The course material is put together by people that are very knowledgeable in their areas. The excel course I have access to even has workbooks that you can use to work along with the instruction so it's more 'hands on' rather than just reading a screen and hoping it sinks in. 
33:00 <Sharni> steven_ is that 20mins up yet
34:00 <Sharni> Slart dog
34:00 <Cath^> and he's back!!
34:00 <Sharni> Guess who's back
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> I thought about writing that sort of course material
34:00 <Sharni> Back again
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> But didn't know if there was a market
34:50 Quit: Emma ([email protected]) Connection closed
35:00 <Skirmish> Blitzkrieg: Check it out then you can use their software to create courses and list through them. 
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> Interesting
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> Make a course
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> MERK 101
35:00 <Emma> don't laugh amelia Steven is sending it to you 
35:00 <amelia> yays otay
35:06 Join: Emma ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
35:54 <Emma> don't laugh amelia Steven is sending it to you
36:00 <THE^DONALD> Skirmish do u know how to make pretty colours on your Excel Spreadsheet now
36:00 <Skirmish> I do. I can make rainbows. 
36:00 <President_Trump> THE^DONALD learnt to advance code in vba in one day
36:00 <THE^DONALD> i went to udemy
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolllll vba
36:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
36:00 <Emma> I've been lazy for a month so I getting wobbly ahaha
36:00 <Emma> thestig, your soo gay haha
36:00 <Emma> once my dog can go for runs I'll be like the hulk
36:00 <amelia> ahahahaahha
36:00 <amelia> thats wot you think, until you run wif em and they all over the shop
36:07 <amelia> yays otay
36:27 <Emma> I've been lazy for a month so I getting wobbly ahaha
36:32 <Emma> thestig, your soo gay haha
36:52 <Emma> once my dog can go for runs I'll be like the hulk
36:59 <amelia> ahahahaahha
37:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
37:00 <Skirmish> THE^DONALD: Maybe udemy has a trolling course you could do to help you improve cause you're pretty shit at it now. 
37:00 <THE^DONALD> whats wrong with vba President_Trump
37:00 <amelia> volleyball association
37:00 <President_Trump> lots of bouncing ttz
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> MERK VBA
37:00 <amelia> trippin over them cos they run right in front
37:00 <amelia> like tossas
37:00 <Emma> yep haha he already does
37:00 <slug> boring
37:00 <amelia> annoying as
37:13 <amelia> thats wot you think, until you run wif em and they all over the shop
37:32 <amelia> trippin over them cos they run right in front
37:39 <amelia> like tossas
37:49 <Emma> yep haha he already does
38:00 <amelia> Or they run too fast
38:00 <Emma> he will run fast
38:00 <Emma> he already over takes half the other dogs
38:00 <amelia> ahahaha
38:00 <amelia> lil speed racer
38:00 <Sharni> I'm so fat I have no friends
38:15 <slug> boring
38:19 <amelia> annoying as
38:34 <amelia> Or they run too fast
38:44 <Emma> he will run fast
38:54 <Emma> he already over takes half the other dogs
39:00 <amelia> ahahaha
39:00 <THE^DONALD> VBA is good shit
39:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHA
39:00 <Emma> haha I've sent the photo to steven_ 
39:00 <Emma> it's in his hands
39:00 <Emma> it's so bad
39:00 <amelia> steven_ make wif the wifey pic
39:00 <Sharni> Give me attention
39:00 <Emma> baha
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni: Is that you, Jen?
39:05 <amelia> lil speed racer
39:10 <Sharni> I'm so fat I have no friends
39:22 <amelia> AHAAHAHA
39:23 <Emma> haha I've sent the photo to steven_
39:28 <Emma> it's in his hands
39:33 <Emma> it's so bad
39:38 <amelia> steven_ make wif the wifey pic
39:39 <Sharni> Give me attention
40:00 <President_Trump> THE^DONALD when you type "excel is cool" in A1 and make "MERK" appear in A2
40:00 <Sharni> Yes
40:00 <Sharni> Give me attention
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> lollllllll
40:00 <amelia> dick or attention
40:00 <Emma> either will do
40:00 <Emma> or both
40:00 <Emma> slut
40:00 <Sharni> Action
40:00 <Sharni> Attention
40:14 <Emma> baha
40:15 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni: Is that you, Jen?
40:28 <Sharni> Yes
40:35 <Sharni> Give me attention
40:41 <Blitzkrieg> lollllllll
40:54 <amelia> dick or attention
41:00 <Sharni> I just wanted to be told I'm a fat slut for once in my life
41:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sorry, I'm not leb
41:00 <Sharni> :(
41:00 <Emma> fat slut
41:00 <amelia> Sharni have you lost your shit
41:00 <Sharni> Love you Emma
41:00 <Sharni> I'm bored
41:00 <amelia> ohhhh
41:00 <amelia> boredom
41:04 <Emma> either will do
41:09 <Emma> or both
41:09 <Emma> slut
41:16 <Sharni> Action
41:19 <Sharni> Attention
41:30 <Sharni> I just wanted to be told I'm a fat slut for once in my life
41:32 <Blitzkrieg> Sorry, I'm not leb
41:41 <Sharni> :(
41:46 <Emma> fat slut
41:47 <amelia> Sharni have you lost your shit
41:56 <Sharni> Love you Emma
41:58 <Sharni> I'm bored
42:00 <slug> i bored to
42:00 <Emma> omg Steven so stupid
42:00 <Sharni> Yep
42:00 <amelia> agreed
42:00 <Sharni> steven_ ya dumb mutt
42:04 <amelia> ohhhh
42:07 <amelia> boredom
43:00 <slug> sharni shall we drink together... have a toast? :\\
43:00 <Sharni> No
43:00 <slug> :{
43:00 <slug> pleaaasseeee
43:00 <Emma> finger your butthole slug 
43:01 <slug> i bored to
43:06 <Emma> omg Steven so stupid
43:09 <Sharni> Yep
43:15 <amelia> agreed
43:18 <Sharni> steven_ ya dumb mutt
43:24 <slug> sharni shall we drink together... have a toast? :\\
43:31 <Sharni> No
43:37 <slug> :{
44:00 <THE^DONALD> <@Skirmish> Trump University is put together by people that are very knowledgeable in their areas. The excel course I have access to even has workbooks that you can use to work along with the instruction so it's more 'hands on' rather than just reading a screen and hoping it sinks in. 
44:00 <slug> ewww
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> He already has
44:00 <steven_> shut up losers
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cunt loved every drip of shit that came out too
44:00 <Emma> haha
44:10 <slug> pleaaasseeee
44:16 <Emma> finger your butthole slug
45:00 <President_Trump>  u mad bro?
45:00 <THE^DONALD> shut the fuck up President_Trump
45:00 <slug> then have stinky finger
45:00 <Sharni> Emma.. Your not fat
45:00 <Sharni> But you have big boobies
45:00 <slug> SHOW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
45:00 <amelia> yah no shit you got big titties
45:00 <^pHANTOM^> hah
45:00 <Sharni> Hahaha
45:00 <Sharni> I'm jealous
45:00 <Emma> I'm fat
45:00 <amelia> I thought you said they lil
45:00 <slug> GeT Em oUT
45:00 <amelia> they bigger den mine you big tittied mofo
45:00 <amelia> you win
45:09 <slug> ewww
45:11 <Blitzkrieg> He already has
45:15 <steven_> shut up losers
45:21 <Blitzkrieg> Cunt loved every drip of shit that came out too
45:21 <Emma> haha
45:23 <slug> then have stinky finger
45:27 <Sharni> Emma.. Your not fat
45:32 <Sharni> But you have big boobies
45:38 <slug> SHOW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
45:44 <amelia> yah no shit you got big titties
45:45 <+^pHANTOM^> hah
45:49 <Sharni> Hahaha
45:52 <Sharni> I'm jealous
45:53 <Emma> I'm fat
45:54 <amelia> I thought you said they lil
45:58 <slug> GeT Em oUT
45:59 <slug> GeT Em oUT
46:00 <President_Trump> i wouldnt be surprised if you were rejected by Trump University
46:00 <President_Trump> it takes only the finest
46:00 <THE^DONALD> * Added President_Trump!*@* to ignore list
46:00 <THE^DONALD> -
46:00 <Emma> I have wobbly bits haha
46:00 <Sharni> Emma shush
46:00 <Emma> Noooo they are small now
46:00 <slug> i got
46:00 <Emma> much bigger before
46:00 <slug> i got cold beer
46:00 <Sharni> I'm bigger than you
46:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
46:00 <amelia> why no face
46:00 <slug> im bigger than u
46:00 <amelia> i showed you full face pic
46:00 <Emma> coz I gots pimples
46:18 <amelia> they bigger den mine you big tittied mofo
46:22 <amelia> you win
46:22 <Emma> I have wobbly bits haha
46:27 <Sharni> Emma shush
46:37 <Emma> Noooo they are small now
46:39 <slug> i got
46:41 <slug> i got
46:41 <Emma> much bigger before
46:43 <slug> i got cold beer
46:44 <Sharni> I'm bigger than you
46:47 <+^pHANTOM^> lol
47:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
47:00 <Skirmish> Even Joel is a better troll than THE^DONALD. 
47:00 <Sharni> Lol
47:00 <amelia> and you hide dis from me
47:00 <Emma> yes!!
47:00 <Emma> i look different in all my full face photos
47:00 <slug> u got pimples round ur smoo aswell?
47:00 <amelia> ok well you owe me full face pic when pimples depart said face
47:00 <Emma> no 
47:00 <Emma> I can send you one
47:10 <amelia> why no face
47:17 <slug> im bigger than u
47:20 <amelia> i showed you full face pic
47:20 <Emma> coz I gots pimples
47:27 <amelia> and you hide dis from me
47:32 <Emma> yes!!
47:52 <Emma> i look different in all my full face photos
47:52 <slug> u got pimples round ur smoo aswell?
48:00 <President_Trump> where is joel?
48:00 <Emma> but steven_ needs to do it
48:00 <amelia> he will do as he's told
48:00 <Emma> one from a few months ago
48:00 <slug> steven is being a turd
48:00 <amelia> okies send
48:00 <slug> u kyvv steohan
48:00 <Sharni> Full face my ass I got one with a Elmo head
48:00 <slug> StEpHAn
48:08 <amelia> ok well you owe me full face pic when pimples depart said face
48:08 <Emma> no
48:18 <Emma> I can send you one
48:23 <Emma> but steven_ needs to do it
48:32 <amelia> he will do as he's told
48:32 <Emma> one from a few months ago
48:37 <slug> steven is being a turd
48:39 <amelia> okies send
49:00 <Skirmish> I really hope that THE^DONALD can improve their game. 
49:00 <slug> bumjack
49:00 <slug> bed time is approaching
49:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHA
49:00 <Sharni> I don't have a long mirror guys otherwise I would of sent you one
49:00 <amelia> other day i sent her full face
49:08 <slug> u kyvv steohan
49:11 <Sharni> Full face my ass I got one with a Elmo head
49:12 <slug> StEpHAn
50:00 <amelia> dw she got elmo head too
50:00 <Sharni> Fucking males broke it while moving
50:00 <Sharni> Hopeless
50:00 <amelia> can still take pic tho
50:00 <slug> sharns
50:00 <amelia> if comfortable :)
50:00 <Sharni> I'm too fat
50:00 <slug> will u snuggle meee
50:00 <amelia> it would jus be Emma and i
50:02 <slug> bumjack
50:07 <slug> bed time is approaching
50:07 <amelia> AHAHAAHA
50:12 <Sharni> I don't have a long mirror guys otherwise I would of sent you one
50:19 <amelia> other day i sent her full face
50:23 <amelia> dw she got elmo head too
50:39 <Sharni> Fucking males broke it while moving
50:42 <Sharni> Hopeless
50:56 <amelia> can still take pic tho
50:56 <slug> sharns
51:00 <amelia> if comfortable :)
51:00 <President_Trump> THE^DONALD has been struggling for two years to find an entry level IT job with his tafe diploma
51:00 <THE^DONALD> im not even listening to President_Trump
51:00 <THE^DONALD> he's on ignore for life
51:00 <amelia> sif we'd post
51:00 <amelia> Emma is cute
51:02 <Sharni> I'm too fat
51:02 <slug> will u snuggle meee
51:16 <amelia> it would jus be Emma and i
51:26 <amelia> sif we'd post
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lollllllllll
52:00 <President_Trump> THE^DONALD = 0wn3d for life
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> 2 years and a diploma
52:00 <slug> k
52:00 <Sharni> I'm in bed I'll do it tomorrow
52:00 <Emma> I'll be with ya soon haha
52:05 <amelia> Emma is cute
52:37 <slug> k
53:00 <Sharni> I'm in bed I'll do it tomorrow
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> Still jobless
53:00 <President_Trump> it might be longer than that
53:00 <President_Trump> he went through a long period of drug and alcohol abuse
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> Who is it
53:00 <Emma> 2 weeks off yay!!
53:00 <Sharni>  Lucky you
53:00 <Emma> I still have the child and puppy tho
53:20 <Emma> I'll be with ya soon haha
53:25 <Emma> 2 weeks off yay!!
53:53 <Sharni> Lucky you
54:00 <President_Trump> who
54:00 <THE^DONALD> im Skirmish' boss I work at OneSteel
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Who is THE^DONALD 
54:00 <steven_> kekeke
54:00 <THE^DONALD> we have a good laugh at the fucking loser
54:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ work at Onesteel. 
54:00 <THE^DONALD> and his shit udemy diploma
54:00 <Emma> so only half the work to do
54:00 <Sharni> Haha yep
54:09 <Emma> I still have the child and puppy tho
54:24 <Emma> so only half the work to do
54:44 <Sharni> Haha yep
55:00 <Skirmish> 2011 called and said you are too late to join in the party THE^DONALD. 
55:00 <THE^DONALD> u mean its 2016 and we fired you 4 years ago
55:00 <Sharni> steven_ that's the longest 20 mins of my life
55:00 <Skirmish> No, you did not fire me in 2012. 
55:00 <steven_> haha
55:00 <THE^DONALD> yes i did cunt
55:00 <steven_> i normaly say the same but 20 seconds
55:00 <Sharni> Hahaha
55:00 <Emma> hmmmm should I go shopping tomorrow????
55:00 <amelia> yes
55:00 <amelia> every day go shopping
55:00 <Emma> yes!!
55:00 <Emma> I'll use Stevens card
55:54 <Emma> hmmmm should I go shopping tomorrow????
55:59 <amelia> yes
56:00 <Skirmish> I left in 2011, so you were too late THE^DONALD. 
56:00 <THE^DONALD> OneSteel, newcastle
56:00 <THE^DONALD> to become a Store Man
56:00 <Skirmish> Too late to ALL the parties THE^DONALD. Lift your game bro. 
56:00 <THE^DONALD> we all know how much u love to advertise about your shit work experience
56:00 <amelia> I went karrinyup today and they had a rollerblade rink thing set up
56:00 <Sharni> Send me over some money
56:00 <Sharni> I'm broke cause I brought so much stuff for the puppy
56:00 <amelia> I watched until a kid stacked it then i laughed n left
56:00 <Sharni> Haha love it
56:00 <Emma> haha 
56:00 <Emma> I was the same sharni
56:03 <amelia> every day go shopping
56:08 <Emma> yes!!
56:18 <Emma> I'll use Stevens card
56:27 <amelia> I went karrinyup today and they had a rollerblade rink thing set up
56:30 <Sharni> Send me over some money
56:41 <Sharni> I'm broke cause I brought so much stuff for the puppy
56:44 <amelia> I watched until a kid stacked it then i laughed n left
56:58 <Sharni> Haha love it
57:00 <Skirmish> I've never worked as a store man so you must have me confused with someone else. 
57:00 <THE^DONALD> well, thestig said that part
57:00 <President_Trump> THE^DONALD did work experience for a while in help desk delivering new mice and keyboards to peoples desks and plugging them in
57:00 <Sharni> Haha
57:00 <Sharni> I brought her a cute jumper
57:00 <Emma> but I have a second account
57:00 <Sharni> It's so cute
57:00 <Emma> my secret money
57:00 <Sharni> I do too
57:00 <Emma> shhhh don't tell steven
57:00 <Sharni> I have 7 cents
57:00 <Emma> I had 4K 
57:00 <Sharni> Nice
57:00 <Emma> that was all
57:00 <Skirmish> I will send you some money Sharni. Furnish me with erotic pictures of yourself and I will deposit what I believe they are worth. 
57:00 <Emma> :(
57:00 <Sharni> I'm jealous
57:00 <Sharni> No way
57:00 <Sharni> Not that desperate 
57:03 <Emma> haha
57:13 <Emma> I was the same sharni
57:24 <Sharni> Haha
57:32 <Sharni> I brought her a cute jumper
57:32 <Emma> but I have a second account
57:37 <Sharni> It's so cute
57:37 <Emma> my secret money
57:40 <Sharni> I do too
57:45 <Emma> shhhh don't tell steven
57:45 <Sharni> I have 7 cents
57:55 <Emma> I had 4K
58:00 <Sharni> Nice
58:00 <Emma> that was all
58:00 <Skirmish> thestig is trolling you THE^DONALD and seems to be quite successful. 
58:00 <THE^DONALD> wait i thought i was the troll?
58:00 <THE^DONALD> who is the troll?
58:00 <THE^DONALD> are you confused Skirmish lozer?
58:00 <Skirmish> No you are no where near good enough to be a troll. 
58:00 <THE^DONALD> can you teach me with your udemy diploma?
58:00 <Emma> I'm hoping to buy a new car
58:00 <Emma> but I keep buying shit 
58:00 <Skirmish> I said erotic, not nude. 
58:00 <Emma> short skirt with tampon strong hanging out
58:00 <Emma> that's a winner
58:00 <Emma> sting=string
58:00 <Sharni> Haha
58:02 <Skirmish> I will send you some money Sharni. Furnish me with erotic pictures of yourself and I will deposit what I believe they are worth.
58:02 <Emma> :(
58:03 <Sharni> I'm jealous
58:13 <Sharni> No way
58:21 <Sharni> Not that desperate
58:26 <Emma> I'm hoping to buy a new car
58:31 <Emma> but I keep buying shit
58:37 <Skirmish> I said erotic, not nude.
59:00 <Skirmish> I can teach you some awesome excel tricks in getting new spreadsheets together quickly and putting equations together. I can't make you smarter though so you can never be a good troll. 
59:00 <Sharni> Now watch me whip
59:00 <THE^DONALD> its called macros faggot
59:00 <THE^DONALD> u arent intelligent in any way Skirmish
59:00 <Emma> fuck the phone
59:00 <Skirmish> Whatever porn hub are keen to buy off me. 
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tampon strong?
59:00 <Emma> shanti gets it
59:00 <Sharni> What car Emma
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Must make them different in WA
59:00 <Emma> sharni
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Shanti?
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Are you drunk?
59:00 <Sharni> No
59:00 <Emma> shit up
59:00 <Emma> shut up
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Shit up lolollllllll
59:00 <Emma> I'm not sure 
59:00 <Sharni> Oh wait
59:00 <Skirmish> Give your kids sharpies Sharni and let them draw pictures on you and I will sell the pics to suicide girls. 
59:00 <Emma> i can't get what I wanted coz of the dog
59:00 <Sharni> I thought he sS talking to me
59:00 <Sharni> Was *
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> It's not all about you Sharni
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sorry babe
59:03 <Emma> short skirt with tampon strong hanging out
59:08 <Emma> that's a winner
59:18 <Emma> sting=string
59:21 <Sharni> Haha
59:27 <Emma> fuck the phone
59:29 <Skirmish> Whatever porn hub are keen to buy off me.
59:29 <Blitzkrieg> Tampon strong?
59:35 <Sharni> What car Emma
59:35 <Emma> shanti gets it
59:38 <Blitzkrieg> Must make them different in WA
59:39 <Emma> sharni
59:41 <Blitzkrieg> Shanti?
59:44 <Blitzkrieg> Are you drunk?
59:47 <Sharni> No
59:47 <Emma> shit up
59:47 <Emma> shut up
59:55 <Blitzkrieg> Shit up lolollllllll
59:55 <Emma> I'm not sure
00:00 <Sharni> Nawww
00:00 <Sharni> So much love in here tonight
00:00 <Skirmish> equations works for me. 
00:00 <Sharni> Aww yeah
00:00 <THE^DONALD> you looked up a bunch of gay equations on YouTube 
00:00 <THE^DONALD> fucking loser
00:00 <Sharni> Aww ya
00:00 <Sharni> THE^DONALD make love with Skirmish
00:00 <Sharni> NOW
00:00 <Skirmish> Sharni: THE^DONALD is angry at the world because he's a terrible, repetative wannabe troll. :( We must all feel sorry for him. 
00:00 <Sharni> Skirmish that's fucked
00:00 <Emma> so either Subaru Liberty or Hyundai ix35
00:00 <Sharni> Well it should be Blitzkrieg get your shit together
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> NO
00:00 <Emma> me me me me me
00:00 <Skirmish> Do you know what suicide girls are Sharni? It's not suicide in it's literal meaning. 
00:00 <Emma> if you could all find my new car I could buy one soon
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> Emma, is that you, Jen?
00:00 <Sharni> Oh
00:00 <Emma> no it's me Sharni 
00:01 <Sharni> Oh wait
00:03 <Skirmish> Give your kids sharpies Sharni and let them draw pictures on you and I will sell the pics to suicide girls.
00:03 <Emma> i can't get what I wanted coz of the dog
00:07 <Sharni> I thought he sS talking to me
00:12 <Sharni> Was *
00:19 <Blitzkrieg> It's not all about you Sharni
00:21 <Blitzkrieg> Sorry babe
00:29 <Sharni> Skirmish that's fucked
00:34 <Emma> so either Subaru Liberty or Hyundai ix35
00:36 <Sharni> Well it should be Blitzkrieg get your shit together
00:41 <Blitzkrieg> NO
00:46 <Sharni> Aww yeah
00:46 <Emma> me me me me me
00:57 <Skirmish> Do you know what suicide girls are Sharni? It's not suicide in it's literal meaning.
01:00 <President_Trump> THE^DONALD is a failed jew
01:00 <Sharni> aww :(
01:00 <President_Trump> he's got no money
01:00 <Skirmish> I know I already feel sorry for him :(
01:00 <THE^DONALD> no u dont
01:00 <THE^DONALD> im still waiting for your encore
01:00 <Sharni> Who is t THE^DONALD
01:00 <President_Trump> it's mendels
01:00 <THE^DONALD> all we know is that you learnt 'Excel'
01:00 <President_Trump> skip
01:00 <Sharni> Who dat who dat
01:00 <nate> i thought it was trump x2
01:00 <Sharni> I g g y
01:00 <nate> LOLOL
01:00 <abortion> sigh
01:00 <abortion> Back to this old game
01:00 <Sharni> Do that do that
01:00 <Sharni> And I'm Emma
01:00 <Emma> haha
01:00 <Sharni> We swapped names
01:00 <Emma> yep
01:00 <Sharni> Yep
01:00 <Emma> we cool
01:00 <Emma> like cats
01:00 <Sharni> Cooler than you
01:00 <slug> .
01:00 <Sharni> I like penis
01:00 <Emma> slug is a fag
01:02 <Emma> if you could all find my new car I could buy one soon
01:02 <Blitzkrieg> Emma, is that you, Jen?
01:11 <Sharni> Oh
01:17 <Emma> no it's me Sharni
01:26 <Sharni> And I'm Emma
01:27 <Emma> haha
01:33 <Sharni> We swapped names
01:39 <Emma> yep
01:49 <Sharni> Yep
01:54 <Emma> we cool
01:57 <Sharni> Yep
02:00 <Skirmish> Who is mendels? I need to make a list of all the potatos that come in here. Plivs, pollocks, mendels, they all type and behave the same. 
02:00 <THE^DONALD> Skirmish you shouldnt talk to people like that, ok son?
02:00 <President_Trump> mendels = fat jew who cant find a job, is also addicted to klonopin and alcohol, frequently visits gay bars in melbourne
02:00 <THE^DONALD> you learnt Excel and you got fired from OneSteel for shit body odour now fuck off
02:00 <abortion> uh huh
02:00 <THE^DONALD> you haven't achieved anything
02:00 <Sharni> Yep
02:00 <slug> ???
02:00 <Emma> you heard
02:00 <Emma> bender
02:00 <slug> ,
02:02 <Emma> like cats
02:04 <Sharni> Cooler than you
02:09 <slug> .
02:12 <Sharni> I like penis
02:17 <Emma> slug is a fag
02:24 <Sharni> Yep
02:36 <slug> ???
02:46 <Emma> you heard
02:51 <Emma> bender
03:00 <Skirmish> Yis, I got fired from my store man job I never had. RIP job that I never had. 
03:00 <THE^DONALD> not as Store Man
03:00 <THE^DONALD> you worked at OneSteel and they fired you for not showering
03:00 <Skirmish> Not a store man? What did I do? I also never worked 'for' Onesteel either, just to be clear. 
03:00 <Skirmish> So can't be fired by a company I never worked for. 
03:00 <Sharni> ..
03:00 <Emma> ,
03:00 <slug> '
03:00 <Sharni> …
03:00 <Emma> 😎
03:00 <Sharni> Wow this is Gay
03:00 <Sharni> 😘
03:00 <slug> nope not gay
03:00 <slug> str8
03:02 <slug> ,
03:37 <Sharni> ..
03:37 <Emma> ,
03:46 <slug> '
03:51 <Sharni> …
04:00 <THE^DONALD> so you lied?
04:00 <Sharni> Uh uh uh
04:00 <THE^DONALD> want me to dig up the logs Skirmish?
04:00 <Sharni> Why you always lying
04:00 <Skirmish> I worked AT Onesteel. Not for. 
04:00 <Sharni> Work work work work work
04:00 <abortion> Why you askin all them questions makin statments, assumin
04:00 <THE^DONALD> so?
04:00 <THE^DONALD> whats the difference
04:00 <THE^DONALD> at/for
04:00 <Sharni> So what I'm still a rock star
04:00 <Emma> 👽
04:00 <Skirmish> Totally a gay in denial. 
04:00 <Sharni> 👉🏻👌🏻
04:00 <Emma> 👻
04:00 <Emma> haha
04:00 <slug> ®
04:00 <Sharni> Lol
04:00 <Sharni> 💁🏼
04:00 <Emma> 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
04:00 <Emma> haha gay
04:02 <Emma> 😎
04:04 <Sharni> Wow this is Gay
04:09 <Sharni> 😘
04:15 <slug> nope not gay
04:19 <slug> str8
04:25 <Emma> 👽
04:29 <Skirmish> Totally a gay in denial.
04:33 <Sharni> 👉🏻👌🏻
04:33 <Emma> 👻
04:38 <Emma> haha
04:42 <slug> ®
04:43 <Sharni> Lol
04:54 <Sharni> 💁🏼
05:00 <Skirmish> THE^DONALD: The difference is that I can't be fired from a company I don't work for. 
05:00 <Skirmish> Now tell me another cool story. 
05:00 <THE^DONALD> Skirmish was your greatest accomplishment at OneSteel writing down the coffee orders in Excel Spreadsheet
05:00 <President_Trump> for Sharni
05:00 <President_Trump> http://media.breitbart.com/media/2015/12/GettyImages-501657394-640x480.jpg
05:00 <Sharni> Hawt
05:00 <Sharni> I would bang him for a small loan of a million dollars
05:00 <President_Trump> you would pay to bang him, like we all would
05:00 <Skirmish> Coffee orders! 
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> What a faggot
05:00 <Sharni> 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
05:00 <Skirmish> 🙅🏼 the girls say NO DEAL to slug 
05:00 <Emma> 🚀
05:00 <Emma> 🍻 I'll drink to that
05:04 <Emma> 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
05:11 * slug whips Emma with a mouse cord
05:16 <Emma> haha gay
05:42 <Blitzkrieg> What a faggot
05:47 <Sharni> 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
05:56 * slug discovers Blitzkrieg's picture at uglypeople.com
05:59 <Skirmish> 🙅🏼 the girls say NO DEAL to slug
06:00 <Emma> 🚀
06:00 <abortion> Skirmish: You're scum of the earth apparently. We should all hate you because THE^DONALD said so
06:00 <abortion> yep
06:00 <abortion> right
06:00 <Sharni> No President_Trump
06:00 <Sharni> You would pay
06:00 <THE^DONALD> no its the sort of loser that feels the need to advertise his work experience publically
06:00 <Skirmish> What a great idea! A spreadsheet where people can simply tick a box and order a coffee! 
06:00 <Sharni> I wouldn't have to
06:00 <THE^DONALD> then put his university name in his quit message
06:00 <Sharni> I have a V you have a D
06:00 <THE^DONALD> that is a loser
06:00 <THE^DONALD> and that is Skirmish down to a T
06:00 <Sharni> Trumpy wants the V
06:00 <Skirmish> I advertised my work experience so much you don't even know what I did THE^DONALD. 
06:00 <Skirmish> How is that working for you? 
06:00 <THE^DONALD> what?
06:00 <Sharni> Ohh what you sayyyyy
06:00 <slug> sif care
06:00 <Sharni> 😱🔫
06:00 <Emma> 🦃 slug
06:00 <Skirmish> 🙏🏻 slug prays that one day he will find the man of his dreams
06:00 <slug> maybe ive already found him
06:00 <Sharni> 👍🏼
06:00 <Emma> 👬 one day 
06:20 <Emma> 🍻 I'll drink to that
06:39 <slug> sif care
06:47 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit:
06:55 <Sharni> 😱🔫
06:55 <Emma> 🦃 slug
07:00 <Skirmish> 🙏🏻 slug prays that one day he will find the man of his dreams
07:00 <Skirmish> You keep claiming I kept advertising my work experience. You haven't got anything right yet. You must not have been paying attention back in 2011 when this was even remotely relevant.  
07:00 <abortion> Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back, no more, no more, no more, no more
07:00 <THE^DONALD> i know exactly what you did
07:00 <THE^DONALD> i have logs
07:00 <Sharni> 👰🏿
07:00 <slug> stephan porks
07:00 <Skirmish> aluf loves having his 💩 shoved back up his ass by the men in his life. 
07:00 <Emma> 💩
07:00 <Skirmish> slug*
07:00 <Emma> haha
07:14 <slug> maybe ive already found him
07:15 <Sharni> 👍🏼
07:20 <Emma> 👬 one day
07:31 <Sharni> 👰🏿
07:33 <slug> stephan porks
07:41 <Skirmish> aluf loves having his 💩 shoved back up his ass by the men in his life.
07:41 <Emma> 💩
07:47 <Skirmish> slug*
07:53 <Emma> haha
08:00 <THE^DONALD> of all the companies you have claimed to work for
08:00 <THE^DONALD> and shit diplomas
08:00 <Skirmish> LOL "i haz logs from 5 years ago! PHEAR MY LAWGS!"
08:00 <THE^DONALD> no like last week
08:00 <THE^DONALD> fucking idiot
08:00 <DuckDodgers> is this mentalson?
08:00 <THE^DONALD> you have been advertising about your work experience for years though
08:00 <Skirmish> Ok well you go refer to your logs then and get back to me with something less than 5 years old. 
08:00 <THE^DONALD> even like 10 years ago you were talking about it
08:00 <abortion> man I don't give a fuck
08:00 <Skirmish> Slug us totally 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 gay
08:00 <Skirmish> is*
08:00 <Skirmish> Fuck off auto corret 
08:00 <Emma> 💉 slugs favourite party drug
08:00 <Sharni> 💉 anyone want free AIDS ?
08:00 <Sharni> Hahaha
08:00 <Emma> haha
08:00 <Sharni> Silly us
08:34 <Skirmish> Slug us totally 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 gay
08:38 <Skirmish> is*
08:43 <Skirmish> Fuck off auto corret
08:48 * Skirmish throws the ipad
08:59 <Emma> 💉 slugs favourite party drug
09:00 <Sharni> Cause I just don't give a fuck
09:00 <Skirmish> You have been stalking me for 10 years? LOL Are you made because I don't even know who you are? 
09:00 <Skirmish> Mad*
09:00 <THE^DONALD> yes because your a fucking loser
09:00 <Sharni> I'm going to bed
09:00 <THE^DONALD> and my goal is to make you realize you're one
09:00 <DuckDodgers> LOL
09:00 <StevieLoZza> hey all
09:00 <Sharni> IM SICK OF FUCKING BITCHING GUYS
09:00 <DuckDodgers> whose that THE^DONALD?
09:00 <Skirmish> I didn't realise you've been swinging from my dick following my every move for 10 years! 
09:00 <Sharni> GROW A PAIR AND SUCK EACH OTHER OFF ALREADY
09:00 <Skirmish> That takes dedication. 
09:00 <Sharni> JUST PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND CHOKE ON IT
09:00 <Skirmish> slug loves it when he meets his new friends at public toilets and they go the train on him 🚂
09:01 <Sharni> 💉 anyone want free AIDS ?
09:03 <Sharni> Hahaha
09:09 <Emma> haha
09:17 <Sharni> Silly us
09:55 <Skirmish> slug loves it when he meets his new friends at public toilets and they go the train on him 🚂
10:00 <DuckDodgers> LOL Sharni
10:00 <Sharni> FUCKING DO IT ALREADY
10:00 <President_Trump> just looking at shar.jpg loololllllllllllllllllll
10:00 <President_Trump> nice eyebrows
10:00 <Sharni> lololoooolol
10:00 <Sharni> Thanks
10:00 <DuckDodgers> lollll
10:00 <Emma> haha
10:00 <DuckDodgers> wheres that pic President_Trump?
10:00 <Skirmish> Sharni: It all makes perfect sense now! This mentalson has been stalking me for 10 years and is angry that I have never noticed them! 
10:00 <DuckDodgers> Have you found that pic on tinder?
10:00 <slug> hehe
10:00 <slug> i might take a foto of meeee
10:00 <slug> :-O
10:00 <Skirmish> Just like screws, slug is a jew 🕍
10:00 <slug> who wants 2 c
10:00 <Skirmish> who wants to laugh? 
10:00 <Emma> something slug will never take off a female 👙
10:37 <slug> hehe
10:41 <slug> i might take a foto of meeee
10:50 <slug> :-O
10:51 <Skirmish> Just like screws, slug is a jew 🕍
11:00 <slug> who wants 2 c
11:00 <Sharni> Lol
11:00 <President_Trump> c:\users\trump\wanking material\A+ grade\shar.jpg
11:00 <Sharni> Pfff
11:00 <Emma> hahaha
11:00 <DuckDodgers> lollll
11:00 <THE^DONALD> Skirmish tell us the story again how u got fired from OneSteel for bein too smelly
11:00 <abortion> fucking, we don't care
11:00 <DuckDodgers> LOLOL @ mentalson
11:00 <Skirmish> I can't tell you about a story that never happened mentalson. 
11:00 <Sharni> 🆓💰@🏧🆗🆒
11:00 <Skirmish> Lol
11:00 <slug> prob not
11:00 <Emma> 👅
11:00 <slug> fuck em then fuck em off
11:00 <Sharni> 🔛🔝
11:00 <Sharni> 🔙🔜
11:00 <slug> D:
11:00 <Sharni> 🔝🔚
11:00 <Sharni> 🔙🔛
11:11 <Skirmish> who wants to laugh?
11:16 <Emma> something slug will never take off a female 👙
11:24 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
11:26 <Sharni> 🆓💰@🏧🆗🆒
11:26 <Skirmish> Lol
11:35 <slug> prob not
11:41 <Emma> 👅
11:44 <slug> fuck em then fuck em off
11:49 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Changing hosts
11:49 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
11:50 <Sharni> 🔛🔝
11:55 <Sharni> 🔙🔜
11:58 <slug> D:
12:00 <Skirmish> I am sorry I never noticed you swinging from my dick for 10 years but you're pretty much a nobody so that would be why. 
12:00 <Skirmish> Sorry bro. 
12:00 <THE^DONALD> [18:52] <Skirmish> Years ago at OneSteel I would come through in the early hours of the morning to deliver bread. They wouldn't make me get out of the car to sign in because I stunk heaps bad. Would just wave me through and fill the log in themselves and forge the signature. 
12:00 <Emma> hahahaha 
12:00 <Sharni> 🅱🅾🅾🅱
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> Kinky
12:00 <Sharni> I know
12:00 <Sharni> 📸👙
12:00 <Sharni> Omg my dog keeps farting
12:00 <Sharni> Fucking disgusting
12:01 <Sharni> 🔝🔚
12:09 <Sharni> 🔙🔛
12:23 <Sharni> 🅱🅾🅾🅱
12:29 <Blitzkrieg> Kinky
12:39 <Sharni> I know
12:56 <Sharni> 📸👙
13:00 <abortion> I see the words forge, and log
13:00 <Skirmish> Still tries so hard :( Poor mentalson. 
13:00 <President_Trump> Skirmish have you known mendels for a long time?
13:00 <DuckDodgers> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
13:00 <Skirmish> I don't know who he is now let alone who he is/was for the 10 years he has been stalking me. 
13:00 <Emma> hah
13:00 <Skirmish> Throw it outside
13:00 <Emma> haha
13:00 <Sharni> Nooo
13:00 <Sharni> It's a baby
13:00 <Sharni> I'll have to cope with it
13:00 <Sharni> Somehow...
13:14 <Sharni> Omg my dog keeps farting
13:19 <Sharni> Fucking disgusting
13:29 <Emma> hah
13:30 <Skirmish> Throw it outside
13:40 <Emma> haha
13:51 <Sharni> Nooo
13:55 <Sharni> It's a baby
14:00 <DuckDodgers> I dont think so that Skirmish knows mendels very well
14:00 <Skirmish> Just another austnet nobody desperately trying to be somebody. 
14:00 <President_Trump> skip
14:00 <DuckDodgers> Skirmish, mendels is a gambling addict faggot
14:00 <President_Trump> what name did he used to use, something with WHO in it
14:00 <DuckDodgers> he used gambler too
14:00 <Sharni> 😷
14:00 <Emma> 👯
14:00 <Sharni> 🍔🍟🍿🍦
14:00 <Emma> 🐕
14:00 <Sharni> Nom nom
14:00 <Emma> 🌹
14:00 <Sharni> For me
14:00 <Sharni> 😙
14:07 <Sharni> I'll have to cope with it
14:15 <Sharni> Somehow...
14:23 <Sharni> 😷
14:44 <Emma> 👯
14:53 <Sharni> 🍔🍟🍿🍦
14:53 <Emma> 🐕
14:58 <Sharni> Nom nom
15:00 <Skirmish> I vaguely remember some tosser that would brag about making money off bets and hiring hookers waaaaaaaaay back in the #facebook days. 
15:00 <DuckDodgers> gambling loser lolllllll
15:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll that's him Skirmish
15:00 <DuckDodgers> haha yeah thats mentalson
15:00 <Skirmish> Well there you go. No wonder he's mad. I dismissed him as a retard ages ago. 
15:00 <DuckDodgers> THE^DONALD, how much you lost this weekend?
15:00 <Sharni> 💐
15:00 <Sharni> For you Emma
15:00 <Emma> i can't see
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> It's a cock
15:00 <^pHANTOM^> hah
15:00 <Emma> I sent amelia face photo and she left us :(
15:00 <Sharni> It's a okay
15:00 <Emma> i scared her
15:00 <Emma> waaah
15:00 <Emma> shcome back!!
15:00 <Sharni> Haha
15:03 <Emma> 🌹
15:09 <Sharni> For me
15:19 <Sharni> 😙
15:29 <Sharni> 💐
15:34 <Sharni> For you Emma
15:44 <Emma> i can't see
16:00 <President_Trump> he had been raging about nba for over a year, then he revealed one day he has never seen any of the games he just watches the scores
16:00 <President_Trump> nba expert gambler who has never seen a game
16:00 <DuckDodgers> Skirmish, do you know that mentalson was exposed by a chick?
16:00 <Emma> no more photos ever
16:00 <Sharni> 9:52 PM <amelia> Emma is cute
16:00 <Sharni> She said your cute
16:00 <Emma> i might cook chocolate cake
16:00 <Sharni> Nom nom
16:00 <Sharni> 🍰
16:00 <Emma> eat away my cutenss
16:01 <Blitzkrieg> It's a cock
16:11 <+^pHANTOM^> hah
16:11 <Emma> I sent amelia face photo and she left us :(
16:15 <Sharni> It's a okay
16:15 <Emma> i scared her
16:20 <Emma> waaah
16:20 <Emma> shcome back!!
16:21 <Sharni> Haha
16:42 <Emma> no more photos ever
16:53 <Sharni> 9:52 PM <amelia> Emma is cute
16:59 <Sharni> She said your cute
16:59 <Emma> i might cook chocolate cake
17:00 <DuckDodgers> vaness leaked out his wanking pic
17:00 <Skirmish> ROFLMAO he's teh guy that was caught fapping on the lounge
17:00 <DuckDodgers> Indeed
17:00 <Skirmish> Oh dear I have tears in my eyes. So many lols. 
17:00 <Emma> bloody cute
17:00 <Emma> I'm not a child 
17:00 <Sharni> Haha
17:00 <Sharni> Where's my face pick
17:00 <Emma> haha you know that's what you call kids
17:00 <Sharni> I feel left out
17:00 <Sharni> I call mine feral
17:00 <Skirmish> I want a emma face photo. 
17:00 <Sharni> Nah jokes
17:00 <Emma> my eyebrows are not good
17:00 <Sharni> That's slack
17:00 <Skirmish> I want to judge you! 
17:00 <Sharni> Soooooooo
17:08 <Sharni> Nom nom
17:17 <Sharni> 🍰
17:22 <Emma> eat away my cutenss
17:32 <Emma> bloody cute
17:37 <Emma> I'm not a child
17:47 <Sharni> Haha
17:55 <Sharni> Where's my face pick
18:00 <Emma> haha you know that's what you call kids
18:00 <DuckDodgers> I've posted mentalsons pic on subways website LOL
18:00 <Skirmish> HAHAHAHA
18:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:00 <Sharni> I haven't done mine in ages
18:00 <Sharni> Ain't no body got time for that
18:00 <Emma> got mine done the other day, but photo is from a few months back
18:00 <Sharni> That's ok
18:00 <Emma> I'll send it to you Sharni 
18:01 <Sharni> I feel left out
18:11 <Sharni> I call mine feral
18:12 <Skirmish> I want a emma face photo.
18:15 <Sharni> Nah jokes
18:15 <Emma> my eyebrows are not good
18:19 <Sharni> That's slack
18:20 <Skirmish> I want to judge you!
18:21 <Sharni> Soooooooo
18:35 <Sharni> I haven't done mine in ages
18:41 <Sharni> Ain't no body got time for that
19:00 <President_Trump> see you did know mendels after all
19:00 <President_Trump> and do you know what else is funny, jen finds him 'interesting' and we all know what that means loolllllllllllllllllllllll
19:00 <Skirmish> I did! Doesn't change the fact he's a nobody though and I will forget about this by tomorrow. 
19:00 <DuckDodgers> HAHA yeh jen finds him interesting
19:00 <DuckDodgers> and It sounds like she's interested in mendels 
19:00 <amelia> cute & pretty
19:00 <Sharni> Ok
19:00 <amelia> relax your big tits would ya
19:00 <Sharni> Hahah
19:00 <Sharni> Very pretty
19:00 <Emma> ahaha
19:00 <Sharni> Your on my fb Emma soo I don't need to send you any
19:00 <Sharni> Hahahah
19:01 <Emma> got mine done the other day, but photo is from a few months back
19:10 <Sharni> That's ok
19:20 <Emma> I'll send it to you Sharni
19:25 <amelia> cute & pretty
19:31 <Sharni> Ok
19:32 <amelia> relax your big tits would ya
19:38 <Sharni> Hahah
19:54 <Sharni> Very pretty
20:00 <Skirmish> Jen finds anything that is longer than it is wide, interesting. 
20:00 <DuckDodgers> only a loser would go for mendels
20:00 <President_Trump> she was highly impressed by mendel's blabbering 'the internet of things is the future'
20:00 <DuckDodgers> Lish have met mendels bunch of times
20:00 <President_Trump> mendels is going on a picnic to cheong park very soon
20:00 <DuckDodgers> lollllllll
20:00 <Emma> yes that's true
20:00 <amelia> send me
20:00 <Emma> I don't upload anything 
20:00 <Emma> I'm boring
20:00 <amelia> send amelia pics i like bein a creep
20:00 <Emma> Stevens laughing at the photo
20:00 <Sharni> You want photos of meh amelia
20:00 <amelia> yas
20:00 <Emma> asshole
20:00 <Sharni> No your not Emma
20:00 <amelia> which photo he laughing at
20:00 <Sharni> Most of mine are with my kids
20:00 <slug> hehe
20:00 <Emma> the face one
20:00 <slug> dis pic
20:00 <slug> looks kool
20:10 <Emma> ahaha
20:12 <Sharni> Your on my fb Emma soo I don't need to send you any
20:14 * Skirmish waits
20:14 <Sharni> Hahahah
20:24 <Emma> yes that's true
20:31 <amelia> send me
20:37 <Emma> I don't upload anything
20:42 <Emma> I'm boring
20:49 <amelia> send amelia pics i like bein a creep
20:49 <Emma> Stevens laughing at the photo
20:51 <Sharni> You want photos of meh amelia
20:55 <amelia> yas
21:00 <Emma> asshole
21:00 <Sharni> No your not Emma
21:00 <amelia> which photo he laughing at
21:00 <DuckDodgers> THE^DONALD, Why do you gone quiet son?
21:00 <DuckDodgers> Its me DoC your best mate lololololololol
21:00 <Skirmish> Well I wish him luck in having a ride on the austnet bike that's already been ridden a bunch of times.
21:00 <amelia> ahahaha
21:00 <Skirmish> Send me the pic so I can compare you to Lumeah whom i judge to be the most disgusting beast to ever grace austnet. 
21:00 <Emma> i got my boobs out for you two
21:00 <Emma> I put socks on my bra
21:00 <amelia> ahaahahahahah
21:00 <amelia> you got big eyes
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lollllll Lumeah 
21:00 <amelia> but tits are bigger
21:00 <Emma> haha
21:06 <Sharni> Most of mine are with my kids
21:15 <slug> hehe
21:15 <Emma> the face one
21:16 <slug> dis pic
21:18 <slug> looks kool
21:25 <amelia> ahahaha
21:34 <Skirmish> Send me the pic so I can compare you to Lumeah whom i judge to be the most disgusting beast to ever grace austnet.
21:34 <Emma> i got my boobs out for you two
21:49 <Emma> I put socks on my bra
21:55 <amelia> ahaahahahahah
22:00 <DuckDodgers> anyway, bbl.
22:00 <Emma> just think I've lost at least a cup size
22:00 <Emma> my boobs were huge
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Skirmish: I doubt any of these women are in Lumeahs league 
22:00 <Emma> now good size 
22:00 <Emma> Lumeah is just hot
22:00 <Skirmish> Well that is what I want to be the judge of. 
22:00 <amelia> wot were you before, a freakin H cup
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nothing wrong with huge boobs :)
22:00 <Emma> we are not
22:00 <Emma> like an E
22:02 <amelia> you got big eyes
22:04 <Blitzkrieg> Lollllll Lumeah
22:06 <amelia> but tits are bigger
22:21 <Emma> haha
22:41 <Emma> just think I've lost at least a cup size
22:46 <Emma> my boobs were huge
22:47 <Blitzkrieg> Skirmish: I doubt any of these women are in Lumeahs league
22:57 <Emma> now good size
23:00 <Skirmish> Probably back scouring logs to alter and has missed all this. 
23:00 <Emma> now DD
23:00 <slug> i want em
23:00 <slug> de boobiez
23:00 <Emma> maybe even D
23:00 <Skirmish> That's a decent set of dirty pillows
23:00 <Emma> need to buy new clothing 
23:00 <Emma> but I need to save
23:00 <Sharni> I got C
23:00 <Sharni> Booooobboieeesss
23:00 <slug> http://imgur.com/wHzolyk
23:00 <slug> funky light show
23:00 <slug> in de spaa
23:00 <slug> kgoo
23:00 <Skirmish> What are yours amelia?
23:02 <Emma> Lumeah is just hot
23:03 <Skirmish> Well that is what I want to be the judge of.
23:04 <amelia> wot were you before, a freakin H cup
23:05 <Blitzkrieg> Nothing wrong with huge boobs :)
23:10 <Emma> we are not
23:20 <Emma> like an E
23:25 <Emma> now DD
23:28 <slug> i want em
23:31 <slug> de boobiez
23:31 <Emma> maybe even D
23:36 <Skirmish> That's a decent set of dirty pillows
23:46 <Emma> need to buy new clothing
23:56 <Emma> but I need to save
23:58 <Sharni> I got C
24:00 <amelia> DD/E
24:00 <Emma> toilet boy
24:00 <Emma> your boobs are bigger!!!!
24:00 <slug> ye i de toilet boi
24:00 <amelia> yours look bigger from the pic you sent
24:00 <Emma> I thought you were loopydog
24:00 <amelia> mine prob bigger in fat pic but not in more recent pic of me wearing ugly skirt
24:00 <Skirmish> Nice toilet pic slug. 
24:05 <Sharni> Booooobboieeesss
24:10 <slug> http://imgur.com/wHzolyk
24:13 <slug> funky light show
24:17 <slug> in de spaa
24:18 <slug> kgoo
24:21 <Skirmish> What are yours amelia?
24:29 <amelia> DD/E
24:35 <Emma> toilet boy
24:45 <Emma> your boobs are bigger!!!!
24:52 <slug> ye i de toilet boi
25:00 <amelia> yours look bigger from the pic you sent
25:00 <Emma> gi stuffed my bra
25:00 <slug> fanks
25:00 <Emma> haha nan
25:00 <Emma> we're the same size 
25:00 <Sharni> Boobiessss
25:00 <slug> havnt had a haircut in 9 or so months
25:00 <slug> get that long shit goin my brother
25:00 <Sharni> I got no boobiesss
25:00 <Skirmish> Nothing gets adult women wetter than guys taking selfies in the toilet. 
25:00 <Sharni> SAD FACE
25:00 <Sharni> AWW YEAH
25:00 <Skirmish> Slug must get all the ladies. 
25:00 <Emma> hahahahahahaha
25:00 <Sharni> so true
25:11 <Emma> I thought you were loopydog
25:15 <amelia> mine prob bigger in fat pic but not in more recent pic of me wearing ugly skirt
25:16 <Skirmish> Nice toilet pic slug.
25:26 <Emma> gi stuffed my bra
25:30 <slug> fanks
25:30 <Emma> haha nan
25:40 <Emma> we're the same size
25:42 <Sharni> Boobiessss
25:43 <slug> havnt had a haircut in 9 or so months
25:52 <slug> get that long shit goin my brother
25:52 <Sharni> I got no boobiesss
26:00 <amelia> handful is plenty
26:00 <Emma> for sure
26:00 <Sharni> 😷😷
26:00 <slug> correct
26:00 <Emma> sexy cunt
26:00 <slug> negative
26:00 <Sharni> Sexy boiiiii
26:00 <Emma> yes
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> -sexy
26:00 <Emma> all you need is a handful
26:00 <Sharni> True
26:00 <Sharni> I want a cup bigger and I'll be happy
26:07 <Skirmish> Nothing gets adult women wetter than guys taking selfies in the toilet.
26:09 <Sharni> SAD FACE
26:14 <Sharni> AWW YEAH
26:16 <Skirmish> Slug must get all the ladies.
26:16 <Emma> hahahahahahaha
26:18 <Sharni> so true
26:23 <amelia> handful is plenty
26:23 <Emma> for sure
26:23 <Sharni> 😷😷
26:25 <slug> correct
26:30 <Emma> sexy cunt
26:36 <slug> negative
26:50 <Sharni> Sexy boiiiii
26:50 <Emma> yes
26:56 <Blitzkrieg> -sexy
26:57 <Emma> all you need is a handful
27:00 <amelia> guys don't give a fuck
27:00 <Sharni> Guess I got to get fatter
27:00 <amelia> jus get em out
27:00 <Emma> i want fake boobs
27:00 <Sharni> True
27:00 <amelia> and they happy
27:00 <Sharni> Hahahaha
27:00 <slug> so you take you a pictue of something you see
27:00 <Sharni> My boobs
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Mmmmmm boobs
27:00 <slug> in the future where would i beeee
27:00 <slug> you can climb a ladder upto the sun
27:00 <Sharni> Ladder
27:00 <Sharni> Pfft
27:00 <Sharni> Must be on some hard drugs
27:03 <Sharni> True
27:11 <Sharni> I want a cup bigger and I'll be happy
27:22 <amelia> guys don't give a fuck
27:24 <Sharni> Guess I got to get fatter
27:29 <amelia> jus get em out
27:29 <Emma> i want fake boobs
27:30 <Sharni> True
27:32 <amelia> and they happy
27:35 <Sharni> Hahahaha
27:39 <slug> so you take you a pictue of something you see
27:42 <Sharni> My boobs
27:42 <Blitzkrieg> Mmmmmm boobs
27:47 <slug> in the future where would i beeee
27:54 <slug> you can climb a ladder upto the sun
28:00 <Emma> go flush your head down the toilet 
28:00 <Skirmish> Once you start looking at women as more than a set of tits with an axe wound it really matters little how big the boobs are. 
28:00 <slug> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH9meoWmAOM&nohtml5=False
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Coldplay - Talk (May 30, 2011) Length: 4:58 - Category: Music - 14,556,500 views - 54,63 likes (98.5%), 850 dislikes (1.5%)
28:00 <Sharni> Yes
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> As long as you're not a surfboard then everyone's happy
28:04 <Sharni> Ladder
28:05 <Sharni> Pfft
28:17 <Sharni> Must be on some hard drugs
28:28 <Emma> go flush your head down the toilet
28:35 <Skirmish> Once you start looking at women as more than a set of tits with an axe wound it really matters little how big the boobs are.
28:36 <slug> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH9meoWmAOM&nohtml5=False
28:40 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: Coldplay - Talk (May 30, 2011) Length: 4:58 - Category: Music - 14,556,500 views - 54,63 likes (98.5%), 850 dislikes (1.5%)
28:56 <Sharni> Yes
29:00 <Emma> buts isn't it nice to have boobs to grab?
29:00 <Emma> and an ass to match
29:00 <slug> hehe
29:00 <slug> 2bax
29:00 <amelia> bit of bounce is never a problem
29:00 <Emma> nope
29:00 <slug> never
29:17 <Blitzkrieg> As long as you're not a surfboard then everyone's happy
29:22 <Emma> buts isn't it nice to have boobs to grab?
29:32 <Emma> and an ass to match
29:33 <slug> hehe
29:34 <slug> 2bax
29:56 <amelia> bit of bounce is never a problem
30:00 <Emma> slug you wouldn't know
30:00 <Sharni> Hahahah
30:00 <amelia> showah powahhhhh time
30:06 <Emma> nope
30:22 <slug> never
30:42 <Emma> slug you wouldn't know
30:57 <Sharni> Hahahah
31:00 <slug> get de suds goin
31:00 <Emma> see ya on there
31:00 <Sharni> I'll come join in a sec maybes
31:00 <Emma> in
31:00 <Sharni> Babes**
31:00 <Sharni> ohh were all going
31:00 <slug> i will commit suicide
31:00 <Emma> yes
31:00 <Sharni> Sweet
31:00 <Emma> looks like i
31:00 <Sharni> You wash my back I'll wash yours
31:00 <Emma> we can measure boobs now!
31:00 <Sharni> Hahah
31:15 <amelia> showah powahhhhh time
31:32 <slug> get de suds goin
31:32 <Emma> see ya on there
31:35 <Sharni> I'll come join in a sec maybes
31:35 <Emma> in
31:39 <Sharni> Babes**
31:45 <Sharni> ohh were all going
31:48 <slug> i will commit suicide
31:53 <Emma> yes
31:57 <Sharni> Sweet
31:57 <Emma> looks like i
32:00 <slug> wash boob
32:00 <Sharni> Yes
32:00 <Emma> you wash my vag I'll wash yours
32:00 <Sharni> Ok deal
32:00 <Sharni> Make sure you get right in there
32:00 <Emma> slug can sit on the toilet bowl
32:00 <slug> no need.
32:00 <slug> diaper on here
32:00 <Sharni> Lol
32:00 <Emma> and lick those skid marks
32:00 <Sharni> Hawt
32:06 <Sharni> You wash my back I'll wash yours
32:07 <Emma> we can measure boobs now!
32:13 <Sharni> Hahah
32:25 <slug> wash boob
32:28 <Sharni> Yes
32:34 <Emma> you wash my vag I'll wash yours
32:39 <Sharni> Ok deal
32:48 <Sharni> Make sure you get right in there
32:48 <Emma> slug can sit on the toilet bowl
32:58 <slug> no need.
33:00 <slug> diaper on here
33:00 <Emma> slug do you clean your toilet before you take selfies?
33:00 <Sharni> Haha
33:00 <Emma> BoatyMcBoatface welcome!!
33:00 <Sharni> Yes welcome
33:00 <Sharni> We missed you
33:00 <BoatyMcBoatface> hello
33:00 <Emma> slug is looking for some loving
33:07 <Sharni> Lol
33:12 <Emma> and lick those skid marks
33:20 <Sharni> Hawt
33:29 Join: BoatyMcBoatface ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
33:29 <Emma> slug do you clean your toilet before you take selfies?
33:42 <Sharni> Haha
33:47 <Emma> BoatyMcBoatface welcome!!
33:58 <Sharni> Yes welcome
34:00 <slug> love is pitch black in my life
34:00 <Emma> are you up for a 30 year old Virgin who still wears nappies? 
34:00 <Sharni> Nawww
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolllll
34:00 <Emma> Stevens on the movee
34:07 <Sharni> We missed you
34:07 <BoatyMcBoatface> hello
34:12 <Emma> slug is looking for some loving
34:37 <slug> love is pitch black in my life
34:42 <Emma> are you up for a 30 year old Virgin who still wears nappies?
34:45 <Sharni> Nawww
35:00 <THE^DONALD> ^lol no quit message from Skirmish this time
35:00 <Emma> where will he go
35:00 <slug> if i ever loved again and got hurt someone will be murdered
35:00 <Sharni> To the garage to bong up
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> How's Plummer?
35:01 <Blitzkrieg> Lolllll
35:21 <Emma> Stevens on the movee
35:36 <Emma> where will he go
35:39 <slug> if i ever loved again and got hurt someone will be murdered
35:56 <Sharni> To the garage to bong up
36:00 <Emma> hahaha who did you love? 
36:00 <slug> your uncle
36:00 <slug> slutguts
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOLLLLLLLLL
36:00 <slug> blitzy
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> UMADBRO?
36:00 <slug> you a fat stinky poofta gutz
36:03 <Blitzkrieg> How's Plummer?
36:28 * slug follows Blitzkrieg into a dark avenue. Hey test my crowbar!
36:33 <Emma> hahaha who did you love?
36:45 <slug> your uncle
36:49 <slug> slutguts
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> Fuck up pedometer
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> Pedo
37:00 <slug> you sweatin on ya keyboard n mouse
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> Fuckin autocorrect 
37:00 <slug> hahaaaaaaaaaaa
37:01 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOLLLLLLLLL
37:08 <slug> blitzy
37:10 <Blitzkrieg> UMADBRO?
37:16 <slug> you a fat stinky poofta gutz
37:57 <Blitzkrieg> Fuck up pedometer
38:00 <slug> lololol
38:00 <slug> whats a pedometer
38:00 <Blitzkrieg> Junkie loser
38:00 <Emma> cracky
38:00 <Blitzkrieg> Pedometer counts steps faggot
38:00 <Sharni> Lol
38:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ what's a pedometer. 
38:00 <slug> sharni come get in spa bath with green light on
38:00 <Sharni> No
38:02 <Blitzkrieg> Pedo
38:07 <slug> you sweatin on ya keyboard n mouse
38:10 <Blitzkrieg> Fuckin autocorrect
38:21 <slug> hahaaaaaaaaaaa
38:22 <slug> lololol
38:25 <slug> whats a pedometer
38:29 <Blitzkrieg> Junkie loser
38:43 <Emma> cracky
38:43 <Blitzkrieg> Pedometer counts steps faggot
38:49 <Sharni> Lol
39:00 <slug> okies
39:00 <Sharni> I'm underage pedo
39:00 <Skirmish> Yeah sharni, surely as a smart adult woman you're turned on by the dunny selfie? 
39:00 <Emma> Ithaca why he likes you sharni
39:00 <Sharni> That's another step added to your pedometer
39:00 <BoatyMcBoatface> underage people??? on irc?
39:00 <slug> it roolz mang
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Not only is Joel a desperate pedo 
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> He is evidently dumb too
39:00 <Sharni> Yes BoatyMcBoatface
39:00 <BoatyMcBoatface> i wouldnt be surprised if most underaged people haven't even heard of irc
39:10 <Skirmish> LOL @ what's a pedometer.
39:13 <slug> sharni come get in spa bath with green light on
39:18 <Sharni> No
39:28 <slug> okies
39:31 <Sharni> I'm underage pedo
39:33 * slug beautifies Sharni with some knuckle duster imprints
39:36 <Skirmish> Yeah sharni, surely as a smart adult woman you're turned on by the dunny selfie?
39:51 <Emma> Ithaca why he likes you sharni
39:52 <Sharni> That's another step added to your pedometer
39:52 <BoatyMcBoatface> underage people??? on irc?
39:52 <slug> it roolz mang
39:59 <Blitzkrieg> Not only is Joel a desperate pedo
40:00 <Sharni> Ha ha ha
40:00 <slug> bumjack
40:00 <BoatyMcBoatface> i used to come here years ago. it's dead now :/
40:00 <Emma> haha 
40:00 <Emma> how old are you?
40:00 <BoatyMcBoatface> 35
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni is underage
40:10 <Blitzkrieg> He is evidently dumb too
40:13 <Sharni> Yes BoatyMcBoatface
40:14 <BoatyMcBoatface> i wouldnt be surprised if most underaged people haven't even heard of irc
40:25 <Sharni> Ha ha ha
40:44 <slug> bumjack
40:45 <BoatyMcBoatface> i used to come here years ago. it's dead now :/
40:56 <Emma> haha
41:00 <Blitzkrieg> 15 with 2 kids
41:00 <BoatyMcBoatface> lol
41:00 <Blitzkrieg> Gambling addiction
41:00 <Sharni> 😬
41:00 <Sharni> Hawt
41:00 <Blitzkrieg> Leb hubby
41:00 <Emma> BoatyMcBoatface, are you male or female!
41:00 <Sharni> Uleh
41:00 <Blitzkrieg> She's livin the life
41:00 <Emma> ??
41:00 <Sharni> Fuck yeah
41:01 <Emma> how old are you?
41:10 <BoatyMcBoatface> 35
41:11 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni is underage
41:22 <Blitzkrieg> 15 with 2 kids
41:26 <BoatyMcBoatface> lol
41:31 <Blitzkrieg> Gambling addiction
41:33 <Sharni> 😬
41:41 <Sharni> Hawt
41:44 <Blitzkrieg> Leb hubby
41:50 <Emma> BoatyMcBoatface, are you male or female!
41:50 <Sharni> Uleh
41:55 <Blitzkrieg> She's livin the life
41:55 <Emma> ??
42:00 <Sharni> Fuck yeah
42:00 <Sharni> I'm married to the mayor of auburn salim
42:00 <Sharni> Had tyga at my place last night
42:00 <BoatyMcBoatface> Emma: i sexually idenitfy as an attack helicopter
42:00 <Sharni> With the rest of the habibs
42:00 <Emma> whatever that means
42:00 <Sharni> Male
42:00 <Blitzkrieg> What's tyga?
42:00 <Emma> hahahaha
42:23 <Sharni> I'm married to the mayor of auburn salim
42:36 <Sharni> Had tyga at my place last night
42:40 <BoatyMcBoatface> Emma: i sexually idenitfy as an attack helicopter
42:58 <Sharni> With the rest of the habibs
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sounds erotic
43:00 <Sharni> Tyga is a rapper
43:00 <Emma> God you people are old
43:00 <Sharni> He is dating Kylie Jenner
43:00 <Sharni> Gosh
43:00 <Emma> haha who's that 
43:00 <Sharni> Get with the program
43:00 <Emma> wait I'll get them
43:00 <Sharni> Hahaha
43:00 <BoatyMcBoatface> nothing turns me on than flying through the air dropping hot, sticky loads on disgusting foreigners
43:00 <Emma> her sister is Kim kardashian she made a sex tape 
43:00 <slug> sharni do you find NZ guys attractove
43:03 <Emma> whatever that means
43:15 <Sharni> Male
43:16 <Blitzkrieg> What's tyga?
43:21 <Emma> hahahaha
43:22 <Blitzkrieg> Sounds erotic
43:24 <Sharni> Tyga is a rapper
43:29 <Emma> God you people are old
43:35 <Sharni> He is dating Kylie Jenner
43:38 <Sharni> Gosh
43:44 <Emma> haha who's that
43:45 <Sharni> Get with the program
43:55 <Emma> wait I'll get them
44:00 <Sharni> Hahaha
44:00 <Emma> I'm sure you had a wank to it once
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Who's Kylie Jenner?
44:00 <Sharni> Depends what they look like
44:00 <Sharni> You serious Blitzkrieg
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Kardashian shit
44:00 <Emma> yes
44:00 <Sharni> Lol
44:00 <Skirmish> Sharni sounds very superficial. 
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Explain
44:00 <Emma> got ya now
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Why I don't know it
44:00 <Sharni> Cause your old
44:10 <BoatyMcBoatface> nothing turns me on than flying through the air dropping hot, sticky loads on disgusting foreigners
44:10 <Emma> her sister is Kim kardashian she made a sex tape
44:13 <slug> sharni do you find NZ guys attractove
44:23 <Emma> I'm sure you had a wank to it once
44:25 <Blitzkrieg> Who's Kylie Jenner?
44:29 <Sharni> Depends what they look like
44:36 <Sharni> You serious Blitzkrieg
44:42 <Blitzkrieg> Oh
44:51 <Blitzkrieg> Kardashian shit
44:56 <Emma> yes
44:57 <Sharni> Lol
44:57 <Skirmish> Sharni sounds very superficial.
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> Explain
45:00 <Emma> got ya now
45:00 <Emma> yes
45:00 <Emma> old
45:00 <Sharni> Hahahah jokes
45:00 <Sharni> Yea actually
45:00 <Emma> I'm not
45:00 <Sharni> Truth hurts
45:00 <Skirmish> 'Depends what they look like'. What about what's inside Sharni ? 
45:00 <slug> im old :/
45:00 <Sharni> Yes inside is a must
45:00 <Emma> you can't see inside
45:00 <Sharni> Otherwise he would be hollow
45:11 <Blitzkrieg> Why I don't know it
45:13 <Sharni> Lol
45:19 <Sharni> Cause your old
45:29 <Emma> yes
45:29 <Emma> old
45:29 <Sharni> Hahahah jokes
45:37 <Sharni> Yea actually
45:37 <Emma> I'm not
45:40 <Sharni> Truth hurts
45:40 <Skirmish> 'Depends what they look like'. What about what's inside Sharni ?
45:52 <slug> im old :/
45:52 <Sharni> Yes inside is a must
46:00 <Emma> how could you be so heartless
46:00 <Skirmish> You don't want to be having more kids without enjoying the warmth of a substantial relationship. What's inside should be on your radar and not just looks. 
46:00 <slug> fuckoff skirmish ugly cunt
46:00 <amelia> no
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> Welcome to modern day women Skirmish 
46:02 <Emma> you can't see inside
46:06 <Sharni> Otherwise he would be hollow
46:45 Quit: BoatyMcBoatface ([email protected]) Quit: l8rz
46:45 <Emma> how could you be so heartless
46:45 <Skirmish> You don't want to be having more kids without enjoying the warmth of a substantial relationship. What's inside should be on your radar and not just looks.
47:00 <amelia> You have to be attracted to someone to want to get to know them
47:00 <Sharni> Lol
47:00 <Sharni> Yes
47:00 <amelia> fuck off blitz acting like women are superficial whores
47:00 <Emma> yes!
47:00 <slug> i am attracted to sharni n melies
47:00 <Skirmish> LOL Joel rushing to sharni's defence when it's not needed. 
47:00 <amelia> Physical attraction is important i dont give a fuck what any of you say
47:00 <slug> nar
47:00 <slug> no defence
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> amelia: Maybe they aren't there
47:00 <slug> you complete shitsniff
47:00 <Skirmish> You being attracted to women isn't the issue slug. No women are attracted to you. 
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> But in Melbourne they are
47:12 <slug> fuckoff skirmish ugly cunt
47:13 <amelia> no
47:19 <Blitzkrieg> Welcome to modern day women Skirmish
47:26 <amelia> You have to be attracted to someone to want to get to know them
47:28 <Sharni> Lol
47:33 <Sharni> Yes
47:37 <amelia> fuck off blitz acting like women are superficial whores
47:37 <Emma> yes!
47:45 <slug> i am attracted to sharni n melies
47:45 <Skirmish> LOL Joel rushing to sharni's defence when it's not needed.
47:53 <amelia> Physical attraction is important i dont give a fuck what any of you say
47:59 <slug> nar
48:00 <slug> si
48:00 <slug> so what
48:00 <Emma> haha burn 
48:00 <Sharni> Skirmish would you date a really fat lady
48:00 <Sharni> But she had a great personality
48:00 <Skirmish> Define really fat. 
48:00 <amelia> 150kgs
48:00 <Sharni> 120kgs +
48:00 <Emma> she can change her body
48:00 <Sharni> But she's ugly
48:00 <Emma> when that happens she will also change
48:04 <slug> no defence
48:09 <Blitzkrieg> amelia: Maybe they aren't there
48:11 <slug> you complete shitsniff
48:14 <Skirmish> You being attracted to women isn't the issue slug. No women are attracted to you.
48:21 <Blitzkrieg> But in Melbourne they are
48:26 <slug> si
48:31 <slug> so what
48:41 <Emma> haha burn
48:44 <Sharni> Skirmish would you date a really fat lady
48:54 <Sharni> But she had a great personality
48:58 <Skirmish> Define really fat.
49:00 <Sharni> And she won't change for no one
49:00 <slug> change my diaper
49:00 <Sharni> She likes eating
49:00 <slug> its leaking :[
49:00 <Sharni> If I get really skinny I'll probably turn into a slut
49:00 <Sharni> I don't want that
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sounds like my first gf
49:00 <Sharni> I'll stay fat hahha
49:00 <amelia> ahaahahahaha
49:00 <slug> idooo
49:00 <Skirmish> I've dated larger women in the past. I agree there has to be a certain amount of physical attraction. A cute face would usually do it for me. 
49:06 <amelia> 150kgs
49:10 <Sharni> 120kgs +
49:11 <Emma> she can change her body
49:17 <Sharni> But she's ugly
49:18 <Emma> when that happens she will also change
49:28 <Sharni> And she won't change for no one
49:31 <slug> change my diaper
49:33 <Sharni> She likes eating
49:47 <slug> its leaking :[
49:55 <Sharni> If I get really skinny I'll probably turn into a slut
49:59 <Sharni> I don't want that
50:00 <THE^DONALD> SO WATS HAPPENING THEN FAGGETS??
50:00 <Emma> define a cute face
50:00 <Emma> big lips
50:00 <slug> do i haf cute face
50:00 <Sharni> Big eyes
50:00 <amelia> Emma has big lips
50:00 <Sharni> Bushy eyebrows
50:00 <Emma> no slug
50:00 <Skirmish> Personality is number 1 though. Even a cute face/body can't hide a toxic personality. 
50:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lollllllll
50:00 <Emma> you need a bag
50:00 <slug> :O
50:00 <amelia> (slug) do i haf cute face
50:00 <slug> you will do then
50:00 <Emma> haha
50:00 <amelia> fuck that made me laugh
50:00 <Sharni> Emma does have nice lips
50:01 <Blitzkrieg> Sounds like my first gf
50:03 <Sharni> I'll stay fat hahha
50:04 <amelia> ahaahahahaha
50:05 <slug> idooo
50:10 <Skirmish> I've dated larger women in the past. I agree there has to be a certain amount of physical attraction. A cute face would usually do it for me.
50:30 <Emma> define a cute face
50:35 <Emma> big lips
50:38 <slug> do i haf cute face
50:40 <Sharni> Big eyes
50:44 <amelia> Emma has big lips
50:45 <Sharni> Bushy eyebrows
50:45 <Emma> no slug
50:49 <Skirmish> Personality is number 1 though. Even a cute face/body can't hide a toxic personality.
50:53 <Blitzkrieg> Lollllllll
50:58 <Emma> you need a bag
51:00 <nate> is that you trump :D
51:00 <nate> LOLOL
51:00 <steven_> thank my cock for that
51:00 <Emma> yes slug do we have cute faces?
51:00 <Skirmish> I don't think slug takes the rejection from you girls seriously. He thinks you're just flirting with him. 
51:00 <Sharni> Hahahah
51:00 <Emma> haha Steven 
51:00 <slug> i dont care about these ho's
51:00 <Sharni> These goes
51:00 <Sharni> Hoes ain't loyal **
51:00 <Emma> hahahaha no slug I'm serious when I tell you your mum lied about you being cute
51:00 <slug> switchblade carve em
51:04 <slug> :O
51:07 <amelia> (slug) do i haf cute face
51:10 <slug> you will do then
51:10 <Emma> haha
51:11 <amelia> fuck that made me laugh
51:15 <Sharni> Emma does have nice lips
51:27 <steven_> thank my cock for that
51:27 <Emma> yes slug do we have cute faces?
51:36 <Skirmish> I don't think slug takes the rejection from you girls seriously. He thinks you're just flirting with him.
51:38 <Sharni> Hahahah
51:44 <Emma> haha Steven
51:54 <slug> i dont care about these ho's
52:00 <President_Trump> it is a trump wannabe
52:00 <Skirmish> I can't define a cute face. It either is or it isn't. Brown coloured eyes do it for me though. My wife has gorgeous brown eyes. 
52:00 <slug> she didnt say i was cute
52:00 <amelia> Its like when something is so fuckin ugly it can be cute
52:00 <slug> Handsome
52:00 <amelia> maybe your mama means it like that
52:00 <Sharni> Skirmish send me a pic of you wife In pm
52:00 <Emma> yes some ugly is cute
52:00 <amelia> like that "phteven" dog
52:00 <Skirmish> 1 sec
52:00 <amelia> ugly as fuck
52:00 <amelia> but kinda cute
52:00 <amelia> cos its so ugly
52:00 <Sharni> Good boy
52:00 <Emma> I think I've seen Skirmish's wife
52:00 <amelia> send to me too Skirmish
52:00 <Emma> send me one too
52:00 <Sharni> Yes we need pics
52:01 <Sharni> These goes
52:07 <Sharni> Hoes ain't loyal **
52:08 <Emma> hahahaha no slug I'm serious when I tell you your mum lied about you being cute
52:14 <slug> switchblade carve em
52:22 <Skirmish> I can't define a cute face. It either is or it isn't. Brown coloured eyes do it for me though. My wife has gorgeous brown eyes.
52:27 <slug> she didnt say i was cute
52:28 <amelia> Its like when something is so fuckin ugly it can be cute
52:30 <slug> Handsome
52:34 <amelia> maybe your mama means it like that
52:44 <Sharni> Skirmish send me a pic of you wife In pm
52:44 <Emma> yes some ugly is cute
52:48 <amelia> like that "phteven" dog
52:50 <Skirmish> 1 sec
52:51 <amelia> ugly as fuck
52:54 <amelia> but kinda cute
53:00 <amelia> cos its so ugly
53:00 <Sharni> Good boy
53:00 <Emma> I think I've seen Skirmish's wife
53:00 <slug> who wants anuffa pic
53:00 <Emma> I'm sure it's the same one
53:00 <amelia> no slug
53:00 <Sharni> slug post a pic
53:00 <Emma> could be different 
53:00 <slug> :[[[
53:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/ME/n1073007447_30402328_2741777.jpg
53:00 <amelia> for the love of god don't post another pic
53:00 <Skirmish> Easier to just paste here and let the despos fap over her. 
53:00 <Sharni> Naww
53:00 <amelia> Haha
53:00 <steven_> hahaha
53:13 <amelia> send to me too Skirmish
53:18 <Emma> send me one too
53:20 <Sharni> Yes we need pics
53:28 <slug> who wants anuffa pic
53:29 <Emma> I'm sure it's the same one
53:37 <amelia> no slug
53:42 <Sharni> slug post a pic
53:42 <Emma> could be different
53:43 <slug> :[[[
53:45 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/ME/n1073007447_30402328_2741777.jpg
53:49 <amelia> for the love of god don't post another pic
53:54 <Skirmish> Easier to just paste here and let the despos fap over her.
53:56 <Sharni> Naww
54:00 <slug> already got me monster out
54:00 <Emma> monster lol
54:00 <amelia> KaYLa
54:00 <steven_> your dildo out the top draw ?
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> 2 inch monster
54:00 <Emma> lubed up for your ass already?
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> He doesn't use lube
54:08 <amelia> Haha
54:20 <steven_> hahaha
54:31 <slug> already got me monster out
54:41 <Emma> monster lol
54:43 <amelia> KaYLa
54:44 <steven_> your dildo out the top draw ?
54:55 <Blitzkrieg> 2 inch monster
55:00 <Emma> lubed up for your ass already?
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> Goes in dry
55:00 <Emma> where are you from Skirmish ?
55:00 <Sharni> I need to get a pic of my new bf
55:00 <Sharni> One sec
55:00 <Skirmish> Emma: I am a skippy. Born in Brisbane. 
55:00 <Emma> channings mine  
55:00 <Emma> back off
55:00 <Emma> ok 
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> She's googling a leb dude
55:22 <Blitzkrieg> He doesn't use lube
55:27 <Blitzkrieg> Goes in dry
55:32 <Emma> where are you from Skirmish ?
55:36 <Sharni> I need to get a pic of my new bf
55:38 <Sharni> One sec
55:52 <Skirmish> Emma: I am a skippy. Born in Brisbane.
55:52 <Emma> channings mine
55:57 <Emma> back off
56:00 <Emma> I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing !!
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Give her a min
56:00 <Emma> should've gone to spec savers
56:00 <Emma> tugs 
56:00 <thestig> skirmish punching above his weight
56:00 <Emma> i bet she comes back with tyga
56:02 <Emma> ok
56:17 <Blitzkrieg> She's googling a leb dude
56:22 <Emma> I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing !!
56:24 <Blitzkrieg> Give her a min
56:34 <Emma> should've gone to spec savers
56:59 <Emma> tugs
57:00 <Emma> ufawhere is the Skirmish photo?
57:00 <Sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/FS1S6Wtp/IMG_4047.JPG
57:00 <Sharni> Omg Emma you knew
57:00 <amelia> You can haf channing
57:00 <Sharni> He is mine
57:00 <Emma> mine bitch
57:00 <amelia> i will keep ma mitchy johnson
57:00 <Sharni> Who's that
57:00 <MexicanGuy13> oopsies
57:00 <Sharni> Lemme google
57:00 <Emma> hi
57:00 <Emma> MexicanGuy13, 
57:00 <MexicanGuy13> me procksie ran out
57:00 <MexicanGuy13> :<
57:00 <Emma> you sexy guy
57:00 <amelia> dont google he is not hot
57:08 <thestig> skirmish punching above his weight
57:08 <Emma> i bet she comes back with tyga
57:23 <Emma> ufawhere is the Skirmish photo?
57:26 <Sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/FS1S6Wtp/IMG_4047.JPG
57:31 <Sharni> Omg Emma you knew
57:43 <amelia> You can haf channing
57:46 <Sharni> He is mine
57:46 <Emma> mine bitch
57:50 <amelia> i will keep ma mitchy johnson
57:59 Join: MexicanGuy13 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
57:59 <Sharni> Who's that
58:00 <amelia> but there is sumfin about him
58:00 <Sharni> Lol
58:00 <Sharni> Does he play cricket
58:00 <Emma> I'll have gsp
58:00 <amelia> http://cdn.scahw.com.au/cdn-1d120d4213bae50/ImageVaultFiles/id_374228/cf_7/mitchell-johnson-getty-628.JPG
58:00 <amelia> yah
58:00 <Sharni> Eww
58:03 <MexicanGuy13> oopsies
58:05 <Sharni> Lemme google
58:10 <Emma> hi
58:10 <Emma> MexicanGuy13,
58:12 <MexicanGuy13> me procksie ran out
58:17 <MexicanGuy13> :<
58:17 <Emma> you sexy guy
58:18 <amelia> dont google he is not hot
58:24 <amelia> but there is sumfin about him
58:33 Quit: slug ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
58:40 <Sharni> Lol
58:56 <Sharni> Does he play cricket
58:57 <Emma> I'll have gsp
59:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/ME/22012009023.jpg.  <--- Me. This is how you do a pose with a toilet in the background slug you fuckhead. 
59:00 <amelia> I knew yoh wouldn't dig him
59:00 <Skirmish> Without*
59:00 <MexicanGuy13> HAHAHAHHA
59:00 <amelia> that pic cracks me up tho he looks cheeky
59:00 <MexicanGuy13> mitchell johnson
59:00 <Emma> George 
59:00 <Emma> Google gsp
59:00 <Emma> I can't paste
59:00 <amelia> don't laugh @ mitchy i will bash you
59:05 <amelia> http://cdn.scahw.com.au/cdn-1d120d4213bae50/ImageVaultFiles/id_374228/cf_7/mitchell-johnson-getty-628.JPG
59:08 <amelia> yah
59:15 <Sharni> Eww
59:16 <Sharni> Lol
59:24 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/ME/22012009023.jpg. <--- Me. This is how you do a pose with a toilet in the background slug you fuckhead.
59:24 <amelia> I knew yoh wouldn't dig him
59:32 <MexicanGuy13> HAHAHAHHA
59:32 <Skirmish> Without*
59:33 <amelia> that pic cracks me up tho he looks cheeky
59:35 <MexicanGuy13> mitchell johnson
59:56 <Emma> George
00:00 <MexicanGuy13> http://imgur.com/9jkncH9
00:00 <Sharni> Lol
00:00 <MexicanGuy13> this is the man
00:00 <Sharni> Eww
00:00 <Emma> George st Peirre 
00:00 <MexicanGuy13> roman reigns mate
00:01 <Emma> Google gsp
00:11 <Emma> I can't paste
00:14 <amelia> don't laugh @ mitchy i will bash you
00:49 <MexicanGuy13> http://imgur.com/9jkncH9
00:50 <Sharni> Lol
00:52 <MexicanGuy13> this is the man
01:00 <Sharni> Eww
01:00 <Emma> eww why
01:00 <Emma> George is better
01:00 <Emma> Google george
01:00 <Sharni> Yuck
01:00 <Emma> Georgenooo
01:00 <Emma> nooo
01:00 <Emma> Noooonoooo
01:00 <MexicanGuy13> http://imgur.com/hlBNuIa
01:00 <Blitzkrieg> Emma is starting to sound like pong
01:00 <Sharni> Lol
01:01 <Emma> George st Peirre
01:14 <MexicanGuy13> roman reigns mate
01:25 <Emma> eww why
01:25 <Emma> George is better
01:35 <Emma> Google george
01:35 <Sharni> Yuck
01:41 <Emma> Georgenooo
01:51 <Emma> nooo
01:51 <Emma> Noooonoooo
02:00 <MexicanGuy13> become apart of the roman empire!
02:00 <Emma> pong
02:00 <Emma> George is a real fighter unlike that wee shit
02:00 <Emma> wwe
02:10 <MexicanGuy13> http://imgur.com/hlBNuIa
02:12 <Blitzkrieg> Emma is starting to sound like pong
02:18 <Sharni> Lol
02:44 <MexicanGuy13> become apart of the roman empire!
02:49 <Emma> pong
03:00 <Emma> how old are you 10?
03:00 <Emma> fucking pootfa
03:00 <MexicanGuy13> 28 actually
03:00 <Emma> ftahahaha
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Bullshit
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> You act 12
03:00 <Skirmish> Hasn't matured beyond 16yo. That's why he still white knights and hits on girls as if they are 16yo. 
03:00 <Emma> why the fuck would you watch www at 28?
03:00 <Emma> Bahaha forever alone
03:09 <Emma> George is a real fighter unlike that wee shit
03:14 <Emma> wwe
03:24 <Emma> how old are you 10?
03:29 <Emma> fucking pootfa
03:34 <MexicanGuy13> 28 actually
03:40 <Emma> ftahahaha
03:47 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
03:51 <Blitzkrieg> Bullshit
03:58 <Blitzkrieg> You act 12
03:59 <Skirmish> Hasn't matured beyond 16yo. That's why he still white knights and hits on girls as if they are 16yo.
03:59 <Emma> why the fuck would you watch www at 28?
04:00 <MexicanGuy13> ?¿
04:00 <MexicanGuy13> slapped
04:00 <MexicanGuy13> these clowns get slapped
04:00 <Skirmish> Joel couldn't even keep Lee happy. No chance with any other women. 
04:00 <Sharni> Lol
04:00 <Emma> hahaha
04:14 <Emma> Bahaha forever alone
04:24 <MexicanGuy13> ?¿
04:40 <MexicanGuy13> slapped
04:44 <MexicanGuy13> these clowns get slapped
04:46 <Skirmish> Joel couldn't even keep Lee happy. No chance with any other women.
05:00 <MexicanGuy13> -
05:00 <Sharni> --
05:00 <Emma> Manu is hoooot
05:00 <Emma> and pete
05:00 <Sharni> Night guys
05:00 <Emma> Peteromg
05:00 <MexicanGuy13> ;;
05:00 <Emma> noooo
05:00 <Sharni> I'm too old to stay up
05:00 <Skirmish> Night Sharni. 
05:14 <Sharni> Lol
05:19 <Emma> hahaha
05:45 <MexicanGuy13> -
05:53 <Sharni> --
05:58 <Emma> Manu is hoooot
06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Weak Sharni 
06:00 <Emma> old gorl
06:00 <Sharni> Shush
06:00 <MexicanGuy13> ,,,,,
06:00 <Sharni> Past my bed time
06:00 <MexicanGuy13> me 2
06:00 <Emma> yep same here
06:00 <Emma> well what now
06:03 <Emma> and pete
06:08 <Sharni> Night guys
06:08 <Emma> Peteromg
06:09 <MexicanGuy13> ;;
06:14 <Emma> noooo
06:16 <Sharni> I'm too old to stay up
06:16 <Skirmish> Night Sharni.
06:23 <Blitzkrieg> Weak Sharni
06:34 <Emma> old gorl
06:34 <Sharni> Shush
06:44 <MexicanGuy13> ,,,,,
06:45 <Sharni> Past my bed time
06:49 <MexicanGuy13> me 2
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06:53 <Emma> yep same here
07:00 <MexicanGuy13> go have sex with stephan
07:00 <Emma> ....…………
07:00 <Emma> I cant
07:00 <Blitzkrieg> You have Joel to yourself 
07:00 <MexicanGuy13> y
07:00 <amelia> issit shark week
07:00 <Emma> I dunno
07:18 <Emma> well what now
07:27 <MexicanGuy13> go have sex with stephan
07:27 <Emma> ....…………
07:37 <Emma> I cant
07:42 <Blitzkrieg> You have Joel to yourself
07:44 <MexicanGuy13> y
07:50 <amelia> issit shark week
08:00 <Emma> I dunno
08:00 <Emma> is it?
08:00 <MexicanGuy13> i luf sharkweek
08:00 <MexicanGuy13> flying gr8 whitez imoz
09:00 <Emma> is it?
09:00 <Emma> we don't Luf you
09:00 <Emma> so fuck off
09:00 <Skirmish> Why are you such a retard Joel? Were you born with the cord wrapped around your neck? 
09:00 <Emma> hahahahahaha
09:00 <Skirmish> Did your mother inject heroin directly into you via her belly button trying to abort you? 
09:08 <MexicanGuy13> i luf sharkweek
09:17 <MexicanGuy13> flying gr8 whitez imoz
09:22 <Emma> we don't Luf you
09:32 <Emma> so fuck off
09:52 <Skirmish> Why are you such a retard Joel? Were you born with the cord wrapped around your neck?
10:00 <Skirmish> What the fuck happened to you to make you think how you act is normal? 
10:00 <MexicanGuy13> watch youself
10:00 <MexicanGuy13> im the fucken grim reaper cunt
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wouldn't surprise me 
10:00 <MexicanGuy13> emma
10:07 <Emma> hahahahahaha
10:13 <Skirmish> Did your mother inject heroin directly into you via her belly button trying to abort you?
10:32 <Skirmish> What the fuck happened to you to make you think how you act is normal?
10:39 <MexicanGuy13> watch youself
10:46 <MexicanGuy13> im the fucken grim reaper cunt
10:55 <Blitzkrieg> Wouldn't surprise me
11:00 <MexicanGuy13> why can you not get intimate with stephan tonight?¿
11:00 <Emma> yes 
11:00 <Emma> may I help ?
11:00 <MexicanGuy13> ur on ya rag
11:00 <MexicanGuy13> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahaahahahahahahaha
11:00 <Skirmish>  MexicanGuy13 I don't have to watch anything. You couldn't borrow enough money from Centrelink to pay for the public transport to come and 'grim reaper' me. 
11:00 <MexicanGuy13> anything that bleeds for 7 days at a time should be dead
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> You may help Emma  
11:15 <MexicanGuy13> emma
11:27 <MexicanGuy13> why can you not get intimate with stephan tonight?¿
11:27 <Emma> yes
11:37 <Emma> may I help ?
11:57 <MexicanGuy13> ur on ya rag
12:00 <MexicanGuy13> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahaahahahahahahaha
12:00 <Emma> Haha I bleed for 3 days
12:00 <MexicanGuy13> well 4
12:00 <Emma> so fuck you
12:00 <MexicanGuy13> 3
12:00 <MexicanGuy13> what ever
12:00 <MexicanGuy13> you should be dead
12:00 <Emma> and so should you
12:00 <Emma> your asshole bleeds for weeks
12:00 <Emma> we don't complain
12:11 <Skirmish> MexicanGuy13 I don't have to watch anything. You couldn't borrow enough money from Centrelink to pay for the public transport to come and 'grim reaper' me.
12:13 <MexicanGuy13> anything that bleeds for 7 days at a time should be dead
12:20 <Blitzkrieg> You may help Emma
12:25 <Emma> Haha I bleed for 3 days
12:35 <MexicanGuy13> well 4
12:35 <Emma> so fuck you
12:36 <MexicanGuy13> 3
12:37 <MexicanGuy13> what ever
12:40 <MexicanGuy13> you should be dead
13:00 <MexicanGuy13> so what
13:00 <Emma> and slowy
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> That's from self penetration
13:00 <Emma> why did it take so long to figure it out?
13:00 <Emma> coz you can't get a female to stay for more than a few seconds
13:00 <MexicanGuy13> hip hop started out on the block
13:00 <Skirmish> If the cops ever took scrapes of skin tissue from under Joel's fingernails all they would find is tissue from inside his rectum. 
13:00 <MexicanGuy13> hip hop need a face lift what better face than a madface
13:00 <Emma> you wouldn't know what it's like having a gf on her rags
13:05 <Emma> and so should you
13:15 <Emma> your asshole bleeds for weeks
13:20 <Emma> we don't complain
13:23 <MexicanGuy13> so what
13:23 <Emma> and slowy
13:37 <Blitzkrieg> That's from self penetration
13:37 <Emma> why did it take so long to figure it out?
13:57 <Emma> coz you can't get a female to stay for more than a few seconds
13:59 <MexicanGuy13> hip hop started out on the block
14:00 <miles> so sup
14:00 <Emma> let alone a gf at all
14:00 <Emma> hahahaha
14:00 <Emma> dumb fucker
14:00 <MexicanGuy13> i snort speed then i wake the fuck up
14:00 <Skirmish> All of the girls Joel tries to seduce have never had their period. Hanging around primary schools. 
14:00 <Emma> your fired go play on the freeway
14:17 <Skirmish> If the cops ever took scrapes of skin tissue from under Joel's fingernails all they would find is tissue from inside his rectum.
14:20 <MexicanGuy13> hip hop need a face lift what better face than a madface
14:20 <Emma> you wouldn't know what it's like having a gf on her rags
14:35 <Emma> let alone a gf at all
14:40 <Emma> hahahaha
14:45 <Emma> dumb fucker
14:52 <MexicanGuy13> i snort speed then i wake the fuck up
15:00 <Emma> hahaha yes that's tight
15:00 <Emma> rightrigjy
15:00 <Emma> omg right!!!
15:00 <MexicanGuy13> im sick of your smart arse mouth bitch
15:00 <MexicanGuy13> want me maul ya cunt
15:00 <Emma> hahahaha
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
15:00 <Emma> weak
15:12 <Skirmish> All of the girls Joel tries to seduce have never had their period. Hanging around primary schools.
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15:12 <Emma> your fired go play on the freeway
15:27 <Emma> hahaha yes that's tight
15:32 <Emma> rightrigjy
15:37 <Emma> omg right!!!
15:43 <MexicanGuy13> im sick of your smart arse mouth bitch
15:48 <MexicanGuy13> want me maul ya cunt
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16:00 <President_Trump> faux
16:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
16:00 <THE^DONALD> you sound like a really angry old man
16:00 <THE^DONALD> lol
16:00 <Emma> what a loser
16:00 <Emma> he is crushing on sharni bad
16:03 <Emma> hahahaha
16:08 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
16:08 <Emma> weak
17:00 <miles> who
17:00 <THE^DONALD> you, faggot
17:00 <miles> im not a faggot
17:00 <miles> so not me
17:00 <THE^DONALD> like you just sound like an old ass man
17:00 <THE^DONALD> whos whacked out on the crack
17:00 <miles> oh
17:00 <Emma> he wants her pie hole
17:00 <Skirmish> HUGE crush on Sharni. 
17:00 <Emma> he does?
17:00 <Emma> for real
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh
17:00 <Skirmish> Look how he lashed out when he thought I was having a go at her. 
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> It works
17:00 <Emma> i seen
17:00 <Emma> haha
17:08 <Emma> what a loser
17:13 <Emma> he is crushing on sharni bad
17:28 <Emma> he wants her pie hole
17:30 <Skirmish> HUGE crush on Sharni.
17:40 <Emma> he does?
17:41 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
17:46 <Emma> for real
17:59 Kick: miles was kicked by Blitzkrieg (Blitzkrieg)
18:00 <miles> are you are?
18:00 <miles> my music is shit
18:00 <miles> takes me 5minutes
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> Next time they're both on... I'm gonna hit on her hard
18:00 <Emma> dooooo it
18:00 <Skirmish> Lee was a single mum too. I think he believes that is his easy target for a woman. 
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> Make him go apeshit
18:00 <Emma> haha but anyone who goes with him must be super special
18:07 <Blitzkrieg> Oh
18:08 <Skirmish> Look how he lashed out when he thought I was having a go at her.
18:14 <Blitzkrieg> It works
18:19 <Emma> i seen
18:19 <Emma> haha
18:36 <Blitzkrieg> Next time they're both on... I'm gonna hit on her hard
18:47 <Emma> dooooo it
18:47 <Skirmish> Lee was a single mum too. I think he believes that is his easy target for a woman.
18:49 <Blitzkrieg> Make him go apeshit
19:00 <Emma> some sort of disability 
19:00 <Skirmish> Lee had a learning disability. 
19:00 <Skirmish> She wasn't very bright. 
19:20 <Emma> haha but anyone who goes with him must be super special
19:35 <Emma> some sort of disability
20:00 <Emma> haha
20:05 <Skirmish> Lee had a learning disability.
20:10 <Skirmish> She wasn't very bright.
20:51 <Emma> haha
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Then there were 2
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21:52 <Blitzkrieg> Then there were 2
22:00 <cherri_pie> greetings nerds
22:00 <THE^DONALD> hello you fucking pig
22:00 <Emma> yep
22:48 <Emma> yep
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> As if all the usual so suddenly have a life
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Must be d$p payday
23:43 <Blitzkrieg> As if all the usual so suddenly have a life
23:57 <Blitzkrieg> Must be d$p payday
24:00 <Emma> haa
24:00 <Emma> I'm poor atm
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Me too
24:00 <Emma> Symmaybe I need centerlink
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Paid rent today
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> 30c left till tomorrow night
24:37 <Emma> haa
24:42 <Emma> I'm poor atm
24:48 <Blitzkrieg> Me too
24:53 <Emma> Symmaybe I need centerlink
24:57 <Blitzkrieg> Paid rent today
25:00 <cherri_pie> whos the donal
25:00 <cherri_pie> are you talking to me
25:00 <THE^DONALD> what you look like
25:00 <cherri_pie> im male dude
25:00 <Emma> haha
25:00 <steven_> ahhahaha
25:00 <steven_> broke niiggga
25:00 <Emma> I'm a little richer
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Broke but all me bills are paid :)
25:00 <Emma> but I'm off work for w2 weeks
25:00 <Emma> so I'll be poor soon
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> So all good
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> You work?
25:18 <Blitzkrieg> 30c left till tomorrow night
25:23 <Emma> haha
25:27 <steven_> ahhahaha
25:31 <steven_> broke niiggga
25:32 <Emma> I'm a little richer
26:00 <THE^DONALD> no you arent
26:00 <cherri_pie> yeh i am
26:00 <cherri_pie> youre just gay
26:00 <THE^DONALD> your a girl
26:00 <THE^DONALD> so how can i be gay
26:00 <cherri_pie> im a guy how can i be a girl
26:00 <cherri_pie> retard
26:00 <THE^DONALD> you can lie
26:00 <Emma> yes have worked for 8 years
26:00 <Emma> need to quit thk
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Had it in my head you're a stay at home mum
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Dunno why
26:00 <Emma> find something else to do
26:00 <Emma> haha
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Whatcha do?
26:01 <Blitzkrieg> Broke but all me bills are paid :)
26:07 <Emma> but I'm off work for w2 weeks
26:12 <Emma> so I'll be poor soon
26:12 <Blitzkrieg> So all good
26:17 <Blitzkrieg> You work?
26:38 <Emma> yes have worked for 8 years
26:48 <Emma> need to quit thk
26:55 <Blitzkrieg> Had it in my head you're a stay at home mum
26:59 <Blitzkrieg> Dunno why
27:00 <THE^DONALD> thats how
27:00 <President_Trump> cherri_pie THE^DONALD = mendels
27:00 <cherri_pie> rightt
27:00 <cherri_pie> thanks for the update trump
27:00 <THE^DONALD> miles is tryin to be my friend now
27:00 <cherri_pie> ive heard that name around here
27:00 <THE^DONALD> i really do not like that fgt tho
27:00 <President_Trump> its skip
27:00 <Emma> i work in morning home by 2:30
27:00 <Emma> just work a a leisure centre
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nice 
27:00 <Emma> too much bitching 
27:00 <Emma> need a change
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loll
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> I considered going into tare teaching
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tafe*
27:00 <Emma> thinking about going to tafe doing a beauty course 
27:05 <Emma> find something else to do
27:10 <Emma> haha
27:18 <Blitzkrieg> Whatcha do?
27:22 <Emma> i work in morning home by 2:30
27:32 <Emma> just work a a leisure centre
27:33 <Blitzkrieg> Nice
27:38 <Emma> too much bitching
27:43 <Emma> need a change
27:44 <Blitzkrieg> Loll
28:00 <Emma> haha
28:00 <Emma> make ppl pretty
28:00 <Emma> or pretty ugly
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Then I think back to how much of a wanker I was at tafe
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> And it put me off
28:00 <Emma> if rather work from home
28:00 <Emma> id**
28:01 <Blitzkrieg> I considered going into tare teaching
28:08 <Blitzkrieg> Tafe*
28:18 <Emma> thinking about going to tafe doing a beauty course
28:28 <Emma> haha
28:33 <Emma> make ppl pretty
28:38 <Emma> or pretty ugly
28:38 <Emma> haha
28:39 <Blitzkrieg> Then I think back to how much of a wanker I was at tafe
28:47 <Blitzkrieg> And it put me off
29:00 <Emma> so beauty course will help with that
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Setup an Asian phone sex line
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Charge $5.95 a min
29:00 <Emma> haha if be a millionaire
29:07 <Emma> if rather work from home
29:12 <Emma> id**
29:33 <Emma> so beauty course will help with that
29:52 <Blitzkrieg> Setup an Asian phone sex line
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Just learn cunt tits arse vagina and mouth in Chinese
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> You'll be set
30:04 <Blitzkrieg> Charge $5.95 a min
30:10 <Emma> haha if be a millionaire
30:59 <Blitzkrieg> Just learn cunt tits arse vagina and mouth in Chinese
31:00 <Emma> haha yes 
31:05 <Blitzkrieg> You'll be set
32:00 <Blitzkrieg> If you learn it in mandarin
32:00 <Blitzkrieg> K Rudd will be your biggest client
32:00 <Emma> hahaha
32:05 <Emma> haha yes
32:36 <Blitzkrieg> If you learn it in mandarin
32:50 <Blitzkrieg> K Rudd will be your biggest client
33:00 <Emma> hahaha
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> Good for the resume
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> "Servicing former prime ministers"
33:29 <Blitzkrieg> Good for the resume
33:51 <Blitzkrieg> "Servicing former prime ministers"
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Peace out
36:43 <Blitzkrieg> Peace out
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56:12 <flubber> Which is jon
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