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03:00 <flubber> Sigh
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04:00 <flubber> Bonny ya cow
04:00 <flubber> Go eat poo Bonny boo
04:05 <flubber> Sigh
04:45 <flubber> Bonny ya cow
05:12 <flubber> Go eat poo Bonny boo
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35:00 <[ted]> `op
36:00 <[ted]> supppp
36:00 <[ted]> have a toke nd pass the fuckin pipe bra
36:00 <[ted]> lol
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36:19 <[ted]> `op
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36:30 <%[ted]> supppp
36:46 <%[ted]> have a toke nd pass the fuckin pipe bra
36:51 <%[ted]> lol
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42:03 <MexicanGuy13> jons mcbumgravy
42:46 <MexicanGuy13> jons stinky mcbumgravy
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09:10 <MexicanGuy13> the smell of a mans butt is what jon likes
54:19 <+BlackDevil> lol your into mexican guys at age 13
54:22 <+BlackDevil> fucking pedo
55:12 <MexicanGuy13> got the bumgravy goin?
56:24 <+BlackDevil> your specialty
57:18 <MexicanGuy13> im gonna cook up a batch of taco's for brekky
57:24 <MexicanGuy13> jealous fgt?
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21:00 <BlackDevil> umm no i am not joel
21:46 <+BlackDevil> umm no i am not joel
27:47 <Glenn> >_<
28:00 <BlackDevil> joel, http://i.4cdn.org/b/1460491564758.jpg
29:20 <+BlackDevil> joel, http://i.4cdn.org/b/1460491564758.jpg
30:32 <Glenn> That's too ugly to be Joel :P
31:00 <BlackDevil> i want his opinion
32:22 <+BlackDevil> i want his opinion
33:20 <Glenn> :)
52:00 <MexicanGuy13> nice
52:00 <MexicanGuy13> id suck her tt'z
53:13 <MexicanGuy13> nice
53:18 <MexicanGuy13> id suck her tt'z
55:00 <MexicanGuy13> lick her poo chute perhaps
56:10 <MexicanGuy13> lick her poo chute perhaps
06:00 <BlackDevil> what about his cock?
06:42 <+BlackDevil> what about his cock?
08:00 <BlackDevil> http://up8.xhcdn.com/000/094/858/344_1000.jpg
08:26 <+BlackDevil> http://up8.xhcdn.com/000/094/858/344_1000.jpg
09:18 <Glenn> Probably one of those "stick on" jobs...
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19:00 <MexicanGuy13> poo pushers paradise
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19:45 <MexicanGuy13> poo pushers paradise
22:00 <MexicanGuy13> that is where jon resides
23:08 <MexicanGuy13> that is where jon resides
24:00 <MexicanGuy13> http://up8.xhcdn.com/000/094/858/344_1000.jpg
24:00 <MexicanGuy13> jon is a homosexual man
24:00 <MexicanGuy13> the gurl has a penus
24:35 <MexicanGuy13> http://up8.xhcdn.com/000/094/858/344_1000.jpg
24:42 <MexicanGuy13> jon is a homosexual man
24:49 <MexicanGuy13> the gurl has a penus
44:02 <Glenn> Your spelling is incorrect.
59:00 <MexicanGuy13> gl3nn00000000
59:00 <MexicanGuy13> watchin van helsing
59:00 <MexicanGuy13> goot movie
59:47 <MexicanGuy13> gl3nn00000000
59:53 <MexicanGuy13> watchin van helsing
59:55 <MexicanGuy13> goot movie
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14:00 <MexicanGuy13> jon likes mens dix
14:27 <MexicanGuy13> jon likes mens dix
28:00 <MexicanGuy13> how cool
29:00 <MexicanGuy13> fox sports 5 channel has a call of duty show
29:00 <MexicanGuy13> im watching Optic gaming vs millenium in a ps4 COD war
29:00 <MexicanGuy13> theyre insane :|
29:09 <MexicanGuy13> how cool
29:28 <MexicanGuy13> fox sports 5 channel has a call of duty show
29:45 <MexicanGuy13> im watching Optic gaming vs millenium in a ps4 COD war
29:50 <MexicanGuy13> theyre insane :|
09:00 <MexicanGuy13> i think jon is masturbating to other dudes dix
09:57 <MexicanGuy13> i think jon is masturbating to other dudes dix
10:54 * Glenn thinks MexicanGuy13 is dreaming...
11:00 <MexicanGuy13> glenno is a transgender
11:28 <MexicanGuy13> glenno is a transgender
12:01 <Glenn> Dunno... never looked.
17:00 <ori> i dun understanz stephen hawkin weird robot language
17:00 <ori> blip blip bleep mep mope
17:31 <ori> i dun understanz stephen hawkin weird robot language
17:37 <ori> blip blip bleep mep mope
23:00 <MexicanGuy13> lolz
23:00 <MexicanGuy13> woop woop
23:52 <MexicanGuy13> lolz
23:55 <MexicanGuy13> woop woop
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50:00 <unknown1> `op
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51:09 <unknown1> `op
51:09 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o unknown1
51:16 Mode: (by unknown1) +v unknown1
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12:00 <Monsoon> `deop
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12:43 <Monsoon> `deop
12:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Monsoon
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18:00 <miles> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwDZzFUHoWw&nohtml5=False
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MATE TECHNO 2016 (Apr 11, 2016) Length: 1:18 - Category: Music - 7 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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18:54 <miles> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwDZzFUHoWw&nohtml5=False
18:57 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: MATE TECHNO 2016 (Apr 11, 2016) Length: 1:18 - Category: Music - 7 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
19:45 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o miles
21:00 <miles> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rig-MNoH8yo&nohtml5=False
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Right there m8 2016 choice mix techno (Apr 7, 2016) Length: 3:45 - Category: Music - 42 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:05 <miles> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rig-MNoH8yo&nohtml5=False
22:09 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: Right there m8 2016 choice mix techno (Apr 7, 2016) Length: 3:45 - Category: Music - 42 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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45:00 <BlackDevil> Ben Affleck will direct and star in a new stand-alone Batman film
45:37 <+BlackDevil> Ben Affleck will direct and star in a new stand-alone Batman film
56:00 <MexicanGuy13> hey smelly underpants men
56:00 <MexicanGuy13> Monsoon
56:00 <MexicanGuy13> my son robbo
56:00 <MexicanGuy13> what is up
56:00 <Monsoon> LOOOOOLLLLL @ MexicanGuy13
56:00 <Monsoon> Got paid?
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56:50 <MexicanGuy13> hey smelly underpants men
56:54 <MexicanGuy13> Monsoon
56:59 <MexicanGuy13> my son robbo
57:02 <MexicanGuy13> what is up
57:13 <Monsoon> LOOOOOLLLLL @ MexicanGuy13
57:20 <Monsoon> Got paid?
58:00 <BlackDevil> Monsoon, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmcnJyOyu34
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Genital Jousting Gameplay Jan 2016 (Mar 13, 2016) Length: 1:05 - Category: People & Blogs - 831,936 views - likes (86.9%), 584 dislikes (13.1%)
59:00 <Monsoon> You looking up queer stuff again you weirdo?
59:15 <+BlackDevil> Monsoon, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmcnJyOyu34
59:19 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: Genital Jousting Gameplay Jan 2016 (Mar 13, 2016) Length: 1:05 - Category: People & Blogs - 831,936 views - likes (86.9%), 584 dislikes (13.1%)
59:52 <Monsoon> You looking up queer stuff again you weirdo?
00:00 <Monsoon> You are a very strange man BlackDevil, very strange.
00:00 <BlackDevil> someone else gave me the link
00:00 <BlackDevil> i repost
00:00 <Monsoon> Then you should check the company you keep
00:37 <Monsoon> You are a very strange man BlackDevil, very strange.
01:05 <+BlackDevil> someone else gave me the link
01:09 <+BlackDevil> i repost
01:22 <Monsoon> Then you should check the company you keep
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06:00 <MexicanGuy13> lolololol
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07:00 <MexicanGuy13> jon sniffs mens farts
07:00 <MexicanGuy13> if mens farts came in a deoderant can jon would be the owner of the company
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07:15 <MexicanGuy13> lolololol
07:38 <MexicanGuy13> jon sniffs mens farts
08:23 <MexicanGuy13> if mens farts came in a deoderant can jon would be the owner of the company
10:00 <tom> eat a bit of monsoons mums shithole
10:51 <tom> eat a bit of monsoons mums shithole
16:00 <MexicanGuy13> <BlackDevil> I like mens ass dick n balls
16:57 <MexicanGuy13> <BlackDevil> I like mens ass dick n balls
18:00 <tom> <monsoon> well,i fuck children.
18:30 <tom> <monsoon> well,i fuck children.
19:00 <tom> better watch who u FUCKIN Mess with Monsoon u fucking RATT
19:30 <tom> better watch who u FUCKIN Mess with Monsoon u fucking RATT
22:00 <miles> lols
22:00 <miles> wtf
22:31 <miles> lols
22:33 <miles> wtf
23:00 <miles>     _   _
23:00 <miles> >--( 'V' )-> 
23:00 <miles>     ', ,'
23:00 <miles>       V      
23:00 <miles> wheres miss
23:43 <miles> _ _
23:43 <miles> >--( 'V' )->
23:43 <miles> ', ,'
23:43 <miles> V
23:55 <miles> wheres miss
25:00 <miles> l/\/\
25:00 <miles> o\  /
25:00 <miles> l \/
25:00 <Monsoon> shads hi
25:49 <miles> l/\/\
25:49 <miles> o\ /
25:49 <miles> l \/
26:00 <miles> wheres shads
26:00 <Monsoon> tom = shads
26:00 <miles> lols
26:00 <Monsoon> You know what this means miles?
26:00 <Monsoon> Now that tom is here, the hacking and flooding are about to commence
26:22 <Monsoon> shads hi
26:38 <miles> wheres shads
26:48 <Monsoon> tom = shads
26:52 <miles> lols
27:00 <Monsoon> Time to start the ddos
27:00 <leroyjenkins> lols
27:00 <Monsoon> I hope you are ready shads
27:00 <Monsoon> <MexicanGuy13> if mens farts came in a deoderant can jon would be the owner of the company <--- LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLl
27:05 <Monsoon> You know what this means miles?
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27:19 <Monsoon> Now that tom is here, the hacking and flooding are about to commence
27:24 <Monsoon> Time to start the ddos
27:31 <leroyjenkins> lols
27:33 <Monsoon> I hope you are ready shads
28:04 <Monsoon> <MexicanGuy13> if mens farts came in a deoderant can jon would be the owner of the company <--- LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLl
33:00 <MexicanGuy13> lolololoollllllllllllllllll
34:00 <MexicanGuy13> If mens sperm came in a shaving cream can jon would be the owner
34:00 <MexicanGuy13> my butcher has cutletts n porterhouse 4 me ^.^
37:00 <Monsoon> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
37:00 <Monsoon> nice
37:00 <Monsoon> he is the skid mark man
37:00 <Monsoon> piss and shit stains
40:57 Topic Is: PiSsSsSsSsS made a dedication to myself and President_Trump: http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2lvfwk9%3E&s=9#.VwiuHvl97IU
40:57 Set By: (Blitzkrieg) on: Sat Apr 09 17:24:43 2016
40:57 <!***> Buffer Playback...
40:57 <Monsoon> [15:37:24] LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
40:57 <Monsoon> [15:37:29] nice
40:57 <Monsoon> [15:37:46] he is the skid mark man
40:57 <Monsoon> [15:38:11] piss and shit stains
40:57 <!***> Playback Complete.
49:00 <MexicanGuy13> lolz
49:00 <MexicanGuy13> skids mcgarvie
50:00 <MexicanGuy13> how long does meat last after expiry date if its frozen
51:00 <MexicanGuy13> Monsoon??
52:13 <MexicanGuy13> lolz
52:13 <MexicanGuy13> skids mcgarvie
52:13 <MexicanGuy13> how long does meat last after expiry date if its frozen
52:18 <MexicanGuy13> Monsoon??
00:00 <Monsoon> Shit Stains McGarvie
00:00 <Monsoon> LOOOOLLLLLLL
00:14 <Glenn> MexicanGuy13... I don't think you've had one (1) nice thing to say about anything or onyone all day today. Ever thought about an education, or a job... preferably in that order or are you going to continue through life as a mere peon?
03:15 <Monsoon> Shit Stains McGarvie
03:15 <Monsoon> LOOOOLLLLLLL
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36:57 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h nate
38:07 <Sharni> nate ya fag
38:35 <nate> darls sharls
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38:37 <nate> how are u
38:47 <nate> kids going well?
38:49 <nate> not sick
38:52 <Sharni> Great babez
38:57 <Sharni> My oldest is sick :(
39:04 <Sharni> But they are with their dad tonight
39:14 <nate> chick at work has kids sick every day, she goes drinking to make up for it
39:20 <nate> hehehe ;D
39:29 <nate> ohh dad i see
40:05 <nate> going to the pub is expensive unless ya sexy
40:26 <nate> get some free drinks!
40:29 <nate> lol
44:30 <Sharni> Wtf
44:33 <Sharni> Nah
44:49 <Sharni> No one buys me free drinks I'm too uglyyyy
45:28 <miles> i would Sharni
45:39 <miles> if i had money
45:40 <miles> lols
46:22 <nate> HAHAH
48:04 <thestig> lolll
48:45 <nate> how much money a week u spend on weed tisk
48:49 <nate> u love the shit
49:04 <nate> ya face lights up more than the bong
49:10 <nate> oeeer smoke
49:15 <thestig> he bench presses buds
50:41 <nate> kicks them down from door frames
51:00 <MexicanGuy13> me balls r on fire ;L
51:33 <nate> are u like related to spanishguy12?
51:37 <nate> LOL
51:44 <MexicanGuy13> sharni
51:50 <MexicanGuy13> cum giv me a fuk sweets
52:04 <nate> who can say no 2 that
52:42 <thestig> she only likes muzz's
53:07 <thestig> lol spanish guy
53:17 <thestig> nate guess wot guess wot
53:18 <MexicanGuy13> me balls smell
53:43 <thestig> chicken butt
54:35 <nate> chicken butts?
54:37 <nate> lol
55:07 <nate> is muzz's lebos?
56:35 <MexicanGuy13> smelly balls
57:33 <MexicanGuy13> sharni small tits smith
57:58 <Sharni> Go away
58:19 <Arbition> Sharni: Have you got a crowbar ready?
58:48 <Arbition> you'll have to prise him off
58:51 <Sharni> I have a shot gun
58:56 <MexicanGuy13> :O
59:04 <nate> a love gun :D
59:07 <Sharni> Right in the buts
59:10 <MexicanGuy13> i got big peen
59:12 <Sharni> Nuts **
59:29 * MexicanGuy13 smacks sharni around with his big peen
59:30 <nate> the love gun shoots pussy juice
59:30 <Sharni> click clack pow
59:48 <nate> drink it MexicanGuy13!
59:56 <MexicanGuy13> okiez
00:56 <MexicanGuy13> i think sharn squirts!
00:59 <thestig> nate havent u seen chicken butt shirt?
01:07 <Sharni> -_-
01:36 <Arbition> You'll have to rewrite reality again Sharni
01:47 <Sharni> Only thing that's going to be squirting is the blood from your ball sacks when I blast it with bullets
01:59 <MexicanGuy13> :-O
02:12 <Arbition> maybe you squirt acit
02:13 <Arbition> *acid
02:40 <MexicanGuy13> ;l
03:06 * MexicanGuy13 hits sharn with a basket of laundry
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05:04 <nate> nah wots this chicken butt stuff
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05:41 <NightDemon> hello ladies
05:45 <nate> http://images.whatonearthcatalog.com/graphics/products/regular/CL6501_a.jpg
05:51 <nate> i dont understand it!
05:55 <MexicanGuy13> MeLieS
05:59 <nate> guess wot chicken butt?
06:05 <nate> is that the point
06:07 <nate> lolol
06:16 <MexicanGuy13> tits out der ho-bag
06:29 <amelia> who got a chicken butt
07:01 <NightDemon> least u got a butt
07:04 <NightDemon> big booty hoe
07:06 <nate> is a chicken butt good or bad?
07:28 <NightDemon> im having the time of my life and i never felt this way before
07:32 <NightDemon> n i swear this true !
07:37 <NightDemon> i owe it alll to you@
07:53 <MexicanGuy13> MeLieS
07:54 <MexicanGuy13> tits out der ho-bag
08:14 <NightDemon> they already r
08:14 <NightDemon> stoopid
08:38 <MexicanGuy13> ready 4 there suckle
08:48 <amelia> I would fink a chicken butt is bad
09:09 <nate> i have asked many times MexicanGuy13, you may have better luck :D
09:50 <nate> NightDemon u feeling romantic today?
10:11 <steven_> looooool
10:22 <MexicanGuy13> steve-o
10:27 <steven_> gid ay
10:37 <amelia> sup
10:55 <amelia> my breaf smells like tuna
10:55 <MexicanGuy13> polish my balls
11:38 <amelia> with turps
13:32 <nate> have u got nice balls to polish mr MexicanGuy13?
13:34 <tom> ball polish.
13:57 <MexicanGuy13> ye ask meliess
13:57 <nate> thestig wots this chicken butt thing ment to mean i will google it soon :D
13:57 <nate> lol
14:05 <steven_> which breath
14:42 <amelia> AAHAH
14:45 <amelia> screw you
14:53 <MexicanGuy13> steven owes me $250
15:02 <steven_> cool man
15:05 <steven_> come around and get it
15:18 <steven_> your ambo will be over $1000
15:28 <MexicanGuy13> what the
16:03 <MexicanGuy13> im going to use your face as a mop
17:12 <amelia> why, is your floor dirty
17:24 * MexicanGuy13 puts his pencil in melies sharpener
17:24 <NightDemon> ciggy butt brain
18:24 <steven_> ha
18:45 <MexicanGuy13> where is that emma smart arse
19:01 <MexicanGuy13> im gona give her a top spin backhand
19:16 <steven_> cool bro
19:35 <NightDemon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ&feature=youtu.be
19:39 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: Damo and Darren 1 - 'Train Station' (Feb 11, 2014) Length: 0 - Category: Film & Animation - 5,744,596 views - 45,918 likes (96.4%), 1,713 dislikes (3.6%)
20:20 <steven_> 2014
23:05 <MexicanGuy13> sooo
23:18 <MexicanGuy13> i got 10 lamb cutletts
23:31 <MexicanGuy13> 4 pieces of porterhouse
23:38 <MexicanGuy13> and 3 pieces of scotch fillet
23:46 <MexicanGuy13> for 2.5grams of weed
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26:23 <miles> lol MexicanGuy13
26:45 <nate> woah sounds good MexicanGuy13
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26:49 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
26:54 <nate> im coming over MexicanGuy13
27:28 <MexicanGuy13> yea
27:41 <MexicanGuy13> theyre $20 each a tray
28:12 <MexicanGuy13> me m8 pinches em from coles n woolies
28:45 <nate> OHh my
31:12 <nate> so chicken butt is just a dumb word you say to throw another person off
31:27 <MexicanGuy13> bubble butt ^^
33:50 <MexicanGuy13> melies pic of ur bubble butt?¿
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40:27 <Steven2> kunny
40:27 <Steven2> i got a song for ya
40:27 Nick: Steven2 is now known as steven_
41:23 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gofJrNfBSbo
41:26 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: Tujamo - Booty Bounce (Official Music Video) (Apr 3, 2015) Length: - Category: Music - 10,643,474 views - 120,709 likes (95.4%), 5,789 dislikes (4.6%)
41:37 <MexicanGuy13> :-o
42:09 <MexicanGuy13> Content Warning
42:10 <MexicanGuy13> This video may be inappropriate for some users.
42:15 <MexicanGuy13> i dont have utuibe account
42:17 <MexicanGuy13> soz m8
42:40 <steven_> dang man
43:06 <steven_> u on skype
43:45 <MexicanGuy13> perhaps
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45:07 <MexicanGuy13> the cunt took 2 cutletts out
45:13 <MexicanGuy13> there is suppost to be 12
45:21 <MexicanGuy13> ?¿
45:45 <miles> lols
46:41 <MexicanGuy13> lolz
48:05 <nate> miles u wanna goto MexicanGuy13's place and eat meat
48:33 <miles> nah
48:38 * MexicanGuy13 touches nate with a twenty-foot rusty halberd
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49:52 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
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52:00 <MexicanGuy13> blitzkrieg is a complete faggot bitch
53:16 <Sharni> Lol
54:03 <Sharni> steven_ where's Emma I owe her a picture of my fat body
54:05 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni!
54:08 <Blitzkrieg> Sup sexii?
54:32 <Sharni> Hey slart
54:32 <Blitzkrieg> ;D
54:36 <Sharni> You know the go just being a slart
54:44 <Blitzkrieg> Those pix this morning were hottttttt :)~~~
54:47 <nate> hi Blitzkrieg wanna rumble in my bronx bae
55:02 <amelia> blitz pops up when sharni mentions body pics
55:10 <amelia> shes out of your league fyi
55:16 <nate> ohh sharnz had her body out
55:20 <amelia> haha I'm joking
55:26 <amelia> except I'm not
55:33 <nate> amelia!!!!!
55:50 <amelia> I'm jus playin!!!!!
55:51 <Sharni> nate stop flirting with amelia
56:03 <nate> but i do every day Sharni lol
56:07 <amelia> gosh nate always tellin me off
56:10 <Sharni> She's mine
56:14 <Sharni> So is Emma
56:28 <amelia> no i like dick
56:33 <nate> LOL
56:34 <Sharni> I have one
56:36 <nate> amelia!!!!
56:40 <nate> ewww 'D
56:41 <MexicanGuy13> and the 3 of them belong 2 meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
56:42 <Sharni> 8 inch babes
56:44 <MexicanGuy13> eeeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhehehehehe
56:54 <MexicanGuy13> yuck
56:59 <MexicanGuy13> smelly-hos
57:01 <nate> strap on for MexicanGuy13
57:06 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni knows how it goes ;D
57:14 <Blitzkrieg> She's in for what Jen had
57:18 * Blitzkrieg cuddles Sharni
57:22 <nate> omfg Blitzkrieg
57:24 <nate> LOLOLOL
57:27 <Sharni> Ha ha ha ha
57:38 <amelia> so def no kissing
57:51 <Blitzkrieg> No time for kissing
57:53 <Blitzkrieg> ;)
57:56 <ori> when I touch my titties
58:00 <nate> Sharni has preddy eyes good for kissing
58:04 <ori> boobies from Satan
58:08 <nate> u better do it Blitzkrieg
58:23 <Sharni> -_-
58:31 <amelia> bootiful eyes
58:52 <Blitzkrieg> She does
58:52 <Blitzkrieg> Has those come to bed eyes
58:52 <amelia> #1 eyes in nh i will give you that
58:52 <Blitzkrieg> I'm in!
58:53 <amelia> I am #1 normal
58:53 <nate> ahhaha come to bed eyes
58:56 <nate> LOLOL
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL normal
59:02 <amelia> Steven is #1 stoner
59:12 <amelia> trump is #1 orangest hair
59:22 <nate> #1 fattest nate ;l
59:28 <amelia> nate is #1 fatty
59:33 <amelia> also #1 gay
59:33 <nate> yay!
59:37 <Blitzkrieg> Pliv is #1 eyebrows
59:39 <nate> ohhmy
59:41 <amelia> AAHAHAHA
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59:53 Nick: MexicanGuy113 is now known as TurkishGuy14
59:53 <Blitzkrieg> MexicanGuy113 is #1 loser
00:01 <amelia> kunny #1 pedo
00:04 <Blitzkrieg> Or that
00:08 <Blitzkrieg> Both suitable
00:18 <steven_> i was thinking more like amelia
00:35 <steven_> #1 pedo
00:59 <amelia> Blitz #1 toad
01:02 <nate> i dunno if gaming or stoning would win with steven
01:07 <TurkishGuy14> ?
01:10 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
01:24 <miles> cold showers suck
01:28 <Sharni> Hahaha
01:32 <miles> lols
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01:41 <nate> lOl miles i will warm you up in the shower ;D
01:41 <Blitzkrieg> Why'd you have a cold shower?
02:44 <nate> Blitzkrieg how are you my man!
02:44 <TurkishGuy14> toady
03:06 <TurkishGuy14> complete ugly maggot
03:13 <Blitzkrieg> Good bro, you?
03:25 <Blitzkrieg> TurkishGuy14, Sharni is mine mate
03:28 <Blitzkrieg> Back off
04:14 <Blitzkrieg> I'll be tappin that while you're off crying in your nappy
04:19 <TurkishGuy14> have it
04:25 <TurkishGuy14> all yours buddy
04:28 <Blitzkrieg> Oh I intend to
04:35 <Blitzkrieg> Show her what a REAL man is like
04:35 <Blitzkrieg> :)
04:40 <miles> Sharni is mine
04:46 <miles> back off Blitzkrieg
05:01 <Blitzkrieg> Fuck off junkie
05:08 <Blitzkrieg> You're in the same league as TurkishGuy14
05:12 <miles> all mine
05:13 <Blitzkrieg> Both drug fucked losers
05:15 <miles> lols
05:17 <Blitzkrieg> Scum on society
05:31 <TurkishGuy14> jewish frog
05:33 <Blitzkrieg> Renting off the govt
05:44 <steven_> sup chris
06:03 * Blitzkrieg snuggles into his gal Sharni
06:05 <miles> hi steven_
06:17 <miles> prices in my area gone up
06:23 <steven_> true
06:23 <miles> so place worth 10k more
06:26 <miles> or more
06:27 <steven_> nice
06:45 <Blitzkrieg> [18:06:21] <@miles> so place worth 10k
06:50 <Blitzkrieg> [18:06:25] <@miles> or more
06:55 <Blitzkrieg> Finally accepting it ey?
07:12 * TurkishGuy14 discovers Blitzkrieg's picture at uglypeople.com
07:12 <Blitzkrieg> Too bad DHS own it
07:12 <miles> 270k Blitzkrieg i could get with new carpet and paint
07:22 <steven_> nice
07:30 <steven_> it will go up over time
07:48 <amelia> does Sockzie come wif the house?
07:50 <Blitzkrieg> TurkishGuy14, UMADBRO?
08:02 <Blitzkrieg> Sockzie is the only reason it has any value
08:05 <miles> nah amelia but i come with sockzie
08:23 <TurkishGuy14> eww
08:23 <miles> not that one TurkishGuy14
08:23 <miles> lols
08:23 <TurkishGuy14> u jerk of wif ur cat
08:25 <miles> no
08:45 <miles> sockzie is me pet
08:46 <ori> chick on married at first site so fat and teh guy is in to frozen and is do dum dum
09:17 <miles> i cut me nails today
09:20 <Sharni> Lol that's mean
09:32 <miles> i need hair cut
09:43 <miles> amelia should play hairdresser
09:45 <miles> lols
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09:54 <amelia> ok
10:01 <amelia> you can trust me
10:06 <TurkishGuy14> lolol
10:11 <TurkishGuy14> stick the scissors in his ear
10:14 <ori> U NEED WASH UR HAIR GLOB DAMMIT
10:22 <miles> i did
10:27 <Blitzkrieg> Bullshit
10:29 <amelia> stick em in your ass you fat pedo fuck
10:29 <miles> just b4
10:40 <miles> i love amelia
10:52 <miles> lols
11:02 <Blitzkrieg> amelia, he wants you to pay for a new hot water service
11:14 <Blitzkrieg> As you're a successful real estate agent, you can get him mates rates
11:20 <amelia> gas or electric
11:39 <miles> i get one soonish
11:41 <miles> dont worry
11:51 <amelia> ok phew i will now stop worrying
11:58 <Blitzkrieg> Just go to a building site and nick one
11:58 <miles> lols rofl
12:07 <Blitzkrieg> True PiSsSsSsSsSs style
17:13 <nate> Blitzkrieg wot u wearing
17:28 <nate> slippers?
18:11 <Blitzkrieg> Nup
18:41 <TurkishGuy14> melies
18:41 <TurkishGuy14> would you date Blitzkrieg the toad?
18:48 <nate> why is he a toad
18:53 <nate> will he hop all over you
19:25 <Blitzkrieg> TurkishGuy14 is just mad
19:28 <Blitzkrieg> Cause I scored Sharni
19:30 <TurkishGuy14> ugly retarded looking poofta gutz
19:31 <Blitzkrieg> While he has nobody
19:48 <TurkishGuy14> i dont give 2 hoots about sharni you arse sniffer
20:14 <nate> lol
20:39 <amelia> hoot hoot
20:51 <Blitzkrieg> Bullshit
20:57 <TurkishGuy14> ?
21:03 <Blitzkrieg> That's why you're all over her
21:07 <Blitzkrieg> And raged at Skirmish
21:31 <TurkishGuy14> i luv every girl i meet if they are hot
21:31 <nate> lollolol
23:57 * TurkishGuy14 slaps Blitzkrieg in the face and yells "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
24:23 <Blitzkrieg> You sir, are a class A loser
25:05 <TurkishGuy14> retarded poofta gutz
25:09 <TurkishGuy14> lololololol
25:11 <nate> Blitzkrieg BABE
25:25 <nate> hold me in a cold shower
25:26 <TurkishGuy14> shit eating bitch ass
27:06 <TurkishGuy14> sharni smith needs to slash dem wrists then da world will be fixed!
27:18 <nate> is her name really smith
27:25 <nate> thats cool
27:30 <nate> mr and mrs smith
29:30 <ori> man so I broke in to Clive Palmer's house and just fucken left after trying to tie him up for four hours
29:32 <ori> fat pig
30:13 <Sharni> Lol
30:27 <Sharni> Who's TurkishGuy14
30:35 <Sharni> Why he so mad
30:56 <Blitzkrieg> It's kunny
31:07 <Blitzkrieg> He's angry cause we're catching up this weekend babe
31:07 * TurkishGuy14 sends the seven plagues of Egypt to Blitzkrieg
31:10 <Blitzkrieg> ;)
31:21 <nate> i like kunny
31:36 <Blitzkrieg> While he sits at home alone wanking into his shitty nappies
31:45 <TurkishGuy14> use a condom
32:04 <Blitzkrieg> Who asked your opinion? :)
32:15 <TurkishGuy14> lolz
37:18 <Sharni> Nom nom nom nom
37:22 <Sharni> Wraps are nom nom
39:32 <nate> Sharni u want an after dinner mint ( Blitzkrieg )
40:52 <Sharni> No
43:07 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2AePHe_z2I
43:11 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: Thai star 2 people bathing in the river (Mar 28, 2015) Length: 3:32 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,160,526 views - 526 likes (61.8%), 325 dislikes (38.2%)
43:55 <nate> the guy as less hair than the woman ;l
45:45 <TurkishGuy14> sharni will blitzy move in with you?¿
47:55 <TurkishGuy14> he shits the bed watch out for that
48:11 <amelia> keep an eye on that
49:59 <Blitzkrieg> Such anger
50:36 <TurkishGuy14> melies
50:44 <TurkishGuy14> where do you smell baebs???
51:10 <amelia> my tuna breaf babez
52:10 <TurkishGuy14> ahh yes
54:03 <Blitzkrieg> Fuck my fucked voice
54:10 <nate> ;p
54:13 <Blitzkrieg> I need to record shit for work but I sound fucked up
54:22 <TurkishGuy14> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahhaaaahahahahaa
54:59 <amelia> Toad
55:05 <Blitzkrieg> Really husky
55:06 <TurkishGuy14> yeep
55:07 <Sharni> Lol
55:14 <Sharni> Toadddd
55:19 <nate> mx trump voice?
55:19 <Blitzkrieg> Fuck you all
55:26 <Sharni> Lol
55:37 <nate> that is bed
55:38 <TurkishGuy14> such anger
55:44 <Blitzkrieg> looooooooool
55:45 <Sharni> Like he has been throat fucked a heap of times
55:48 <Blitzkrieg> No anger here bro
55:49 <Sharni> By big black men
55:54 <Blitzkrieg> You jealous?
55:59 * TurkishGuy14 ponders
56:02 <Sharni> Like 10"
56:04 <Sharni> No
56:07 <Blitzkrieg> Bullshit
56:15 <TurkishGuy14> trained by an angry NZ football team
56:16 <Sharni> Not jealous
56:59 <Blitzkrieg> Bullshit
57:10 <nate> is this a sexy fight
57:34 * TurkishGuy14 feeds sharknees turkish delight
58:36 <Sharni> I'm going go hang out with my "friend" soon
58:39 <Sharni> Wink wink
58:46 <TurkishGuy14> bumjack time
58:58 <TurkishGuy14> ?¿
59:06 <Sharni> You jealous
59:13 <TurkishGuy14> narp
59:38 <TurkishGuy14> is it BliTzY
00:08 <Sharni> Nope
00:33 <TurkishGuy14> ok
00:37 <Blitzkrieg> Nah, seeing Sharni on the weekend mate
00:39 <Blitzkrieg> Settle down
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00:50 <Blitzkrieg> Some of us work
00:57 <Blitzkrieg> We can't travel interstate and back in the same night
01:03 <Sharni> Ehh -_-
01:12 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
01:27 <TurkishGuy14> i ride this beat like a drunken lover, with no fucken rubber,and i fucken love herrr
01:29 <President_Trump> gamble
01:31 <Sharni> President_Trump ya slart
01:38 <Monsoon> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ President_Trump
01:47 <President_Trump> hi Sharni p
01:56 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllll @ Monsoon
02:00 <President_Trump> VEETERS
02:08 <Monsoon> Veeters doing okay
02:23 <Monsoon> He's in my supercoach team now before his price goes up
02:23 <President_Trump> 5th in the league in contested marks loolllllllllllllllllll
02:29 <Monsoon> rofllllllllllllllll
02:33 <Monsoon> amazing
04:31 <President_Trump> darren is asking SOS if he wants him to have a quiet chat with young jack to lift his game
05:01 <TurkishGuy14> got me depo shot 2day
06:38 <Monsoon> Darren "yeah well I taught young Jacob how to take a mark while we were playing kick to kick in the backyard"
07:27 <President_Trump> have you heard from the family since his debut?
07:49 <Monsoon> I see shit from Uncles and Aunts on fb but thats all
08:38 <TurkishGuy14> sharni
08:47 <TurkishGuy14> do u let him sperm in u
08:59 <Sharni> TurkishGuy14 grow up
09:23 Nick: TurkishGuy14 is now known as IndianGuy15
09:24 <amelia> SPeRM iN You
09:25 <IndianGuy15> done
09:40 <President_Trump> whos this IndianGuy15?
09:44 <Blitzkrieg> A pedo
10:22 <IndianGuy15> she must cop it on the face
10:30 <IndianGuy15> or on her back
11:17 <IndianGuy15> :L
12:48 <IndianGuy15> i get some shut eye soon
13:10 <ori> y so early
13:42 <IndianGuy15> cuz
13:47 <IndianGuy15> i can
15:14 <ori> like a baby!
15:18 <ori> BABY GO SLEEP EARLY
15:21 <ori> FOR PRE SKOOLZ
15:38 <IndianGuy15> sharn will be driving home and sperm will be dripping out her smoo through her panties
15:43 <IndianGuy15> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahahahahahahahahaahahhaahahhaahhahaahhaaha
19:28 <President_Trump> where is THE GOWCH?
19:39 <IndianGuy15> who cares
19:41 <Sharni> IndianGuy15 your just jealous cause you can't get any action
19:52 <IndianGuy15> ?
19:56 <IndianGuy15> i am?
20:01 <Sharni> Your right hand is about As much action you will ever get
20:09 <IndianGuy15> i use my left
20:26 <Sharni> Same shit
20:33 <amelia> makes it feel like its not you
21:03 <IndianGuy15> yeep
21:23 <IndianGuy15> 7:30 is my deadline
21:58 <IndianGuy15> ;l
22:21 <Blitzkrieg> Mummy tucking you in?
22:21 <Sharni> Lol
22:30 <IndianGuy15> oerhaps
22:36 <IndianGuy15> p3rhaps
22:46 <Blitzkrieg> Brb
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23:30 <Monsoon> IndianGuy15, that The Division game is pretty cool, I played it after work, very hard though, like throw the control at the tv hard
23:48 <IndianGuy15> :O
24:24 <Monsoon> I will jump back on after dinner, I was causing trouble in the dark zone
24:48 <IndianGuy15> i only have 6 minutes left
25:10 <Monsoon> Why you do you have to go to bed at 7:30pm?
25:40 <IndianGuy15> duno ;l
26:02 <Monsoon> I see
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26:12 <nate> snuggles
26:45 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
30:00 <IndianGuy15> c u
30:04 Quit: IndianGuy15 ([email protected]) Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com )
30:16 <Blitzkrieg> Finally
30:45 <President_Trump> was he cutting your lunch with Sharni?
30:54 <ori> young lemon hope
30:58 <ori> born from candy and glue
31:05 <ori> creator of beauty and ugliness too
31:06 <President_Trump> hi joshy how u bro?
31:11 <ori> chillin
31:12 <ori> u
31:20 <President_Trump> i ask how u bro, not wot u doin bro
31:40 <President_Trump> whats the rat doin?
31:42 <ori> i good
31:46 <ori> dunno chillin?
31:46 <ori> LOL
32:19 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
32:24 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
33:15 <Blitzkrieg> Hiiiiii pong
33:34 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiii
33:55 <Blitzkrieg> How are you bro?
34:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong ok
35:33 <Blitzkrieg> Have you met President_Trump ?
35:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
36:03 <Blitzkrieg> You'll like him
36:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> whyyy
36:34 <Blitzkrieg> He's into retards
38:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> noooooooooooooooooooo pong only mildly reterded
38:47 <President_Trump> PONG
38:50 <President_Trump> GET THE FUCK OFF MIRC
38:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y
39:05 <President_Trump> or i will kick the door
39:07 <Blitzkrieg> MERK*
39:15 <Sharni> lol
39:25 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllll @ Sharni
39:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> shut up or pong will tell grandma
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47:31 <cherri_pie> wassup nerds
48:34 <cherri_pie> why all the silence in nerdhacks, it's weird
48:47 <cherri_pie> every night i've come here it's just silence lately
48:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
49:12 <cherri_pie> besides tisk asking me to listen to his shit psychotic music at 3am
49:34 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> tisk is nice
50:11 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
50:27 <Blitzkrieg> Centrelink loans. Enough said.
50:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> tisk said he wank over pong
52:14 <President_Trump> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfzixqnWwAEs9ti.jpg WE ALL LOVE A TRUMP RALLY DONT WE FOLKS?
52:52 <Blitzkrieg> Who's paying for the wall?
54:12 <cherri_pie> sharni is paying for it
54:16 <cherri_pie> with her baby bonus
54:20 <cherri_pie> :/
54:36 * [[[[[pong]]]]] has a chubby...
54:41 Part: Sharni ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
56:13 <Blitzkrieg> Baby bonus was scrapped
56:47 <cherri_pie> good thing too
57:01 <cherri_pie> i spoke to some maori chick through work, and she had 8 kids
57:05 <cherri_pie> another one had 5
57:15 <cherri_pie> all on cenno
57:15 <Blitzkrieg> Wow
57:20 <cherri_pie> octomom haha
57:24 <Blitzkrieg> Milkin it
57:26 <cherri_pie> yeh bad
57:27 * [[[[[pong]]]]] pops out his dickie
57:35 <cherri_pie> they are the biggest bludgers
57:49 <cherri_pie> never met an honest islander really
57:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
57:58 <cherri_pie> they are just cenno bludgers alot of the time
58:08 <cherri_pie> the good ones work for the council, they are ok
58:54 <Blitzkrieg> Yer
59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who in here pciks there bum
59:03 <Blitzkrieg> I used to work with a few
59:10 <Blitzkrieg> They worked hard
59:31 <cherri_pie> yeh true
59:40 <cherri_pie> they are good workers the ones that dont bludge
59:42 <cherri_pie> but the chicks are bad
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
00:04 * [[[[[pong]]]]] rubs bare bums back to back with cherri_pie
00:05 <Monsoon> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[pong]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
00:11 <Monsoon> cherri_pie hi
00:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yeasssss
00:23 <cherri_pie> hey mon wassup man
00:25 <cherri_pie> good to see ya
00:28 <cherri_pie> :)
00:36 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL @ Monsoon
00:40 <Monsoon> I still havnt been to Kirspy in Nazza
00:44 <Monsoon> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Blitzkrieg
00:51 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOLLLLLLLL
00:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u get for pong
01:02 <Blitzkrieg> Fuckin autocorrect
01:15 <Blitzkrieg> Tried to type lolololol
01:22 <Monsoon> looooolllll
01:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who can take pong to tisk house
01:54 <Blitzkrieg> Sup man
02:17 <cherri_pie> hahahaha
02:20 <Monsoon> I just went to the mall in Mornington, i didnt know Mornington had a night life on a Wednesday
02:21 <cherri_pie> nazza krispy
02:24 <cherri_pie> fuck mrs poh
02:30 <cherri_pie> its nazza krispy now hahah
02:33 <cherri_pie> :/
02:35 <Monsoon> Nazza Krispy is the place to be
02:38 <cherri_pie> thats it haha
02:39 <Monsoon> Nazza Kremes
02:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> some1 take pong there then take pong to tisk house
02:58 <Monsoon> Blitzkrieg you ever been to Nazza Krispy Kremes?
03:29 <Blitzkrieg> Nip
03:39 <Blitzkrieg> Really
03:46 <Blitzkrieg> Nup *
03:47 <cherri_pie> blitz your missing out man
03:50 <Monsoon> Do you have any Kripsy Kremes up your way?
03:51 <cherri_pie> thats a massive fail
04:09 <Blitzkrieg> Tulla airport is closet
04:09 <Monsoon> We have it on good information that Nazza Krispy Kremes is one of the only surviving stores of like 10 in AU now
04:15 <cherri_pie> blitz new requirement of entry to nerdhacks is that you must have been to nazza kremes at least once
04:17 <Blitzkrieg> Closest*
04:21 <cherri_pie> yes
04:28 <cherri_pie> nazza kremes has survived
04:45 <Blitzkrieg> Nazza?
04:58 <Monsoon> rofl this guy just joined my game on the division and i have it on pause
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nunawading ?
05:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who can take pong????????????????????????????????????????????????
05:04 <Monsoon> im going to let him do most of the work
05:06 <Monsoon> no no no
05:10 <Monsoon> Narre Warren
05:12 <Monsoon> Fountain Gate
05:15 <Blitzkrieg> Ohhhhhh
05:30 <cherri_pie> omg blitzz man
05:32 <Blitzkrieg> Jens prob there
05:39 <Blitzkrieg> Not far from her
05:42 <cherri_pie> you just insulted nazza kremes
05:44 * [[[[[pong]]]]] starts wanking
05:52 <cherri_pie> how could you think its in nunawading
05:57 <Monsoon> I used to buy one of those really bad for you coffees there on a friday before work, you know the ones with the syrup and shit in it
06:05 <Monsoon> I used to take it for granted lol
06:17 <Monsoon> Drive through Kripsy Kremes coffee
06:37 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
06:49 <Monsoon> Blitzkrieg make sure, when you are down South East way, to stop in at Nazza Kripsy Kremes
06:50 <Blitzkrieg> I'm from the north west
06:52 <Monsoon> It could be gone soon
06:54 <Monsoon> I know haha
07:03 <Blitzkrieg> Tellincherri_pie
07:08 <Monsoon> ah
07:26 <Monsoon> What Nunawading is just east melbs pretty much
07:34 <Blitzkrieg> Ah
07:38 <cherri_pie> i know nunawading well
07:42 <cherri_pie> i used to live near there
07:45 <Blitzkrieg> I don't get down that way much
07:52 <Monsoon> Where are you now cherri_pie?
08:05 <cherri_pie> in the western suburbs
08:15 <Monsoon> Nah you North Western guys have no need to come down South East really
08:20 <Monsoon> unless you want to go to the surf beach
08:25 <Monsoon> but Geelong is prbs closer
08:30 <cherri_pie> fuck geelong i hate it
08:36 <Monsoon> haah really?
08:38 <cherri_pie> kremes would never build in geelong
08:43 <Monsoon> no way
08:46 <cherri_pie> its nazza all the way
08:53 <Monsoon> Nazza is where its at!
08:56 <cherri_pie> thats it
09:01 <cherri_pie> i went to grand opening of kremes
09:03 <cherri_pie> fuck all yall
09:07 <Monsoon> indeed
09:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who in here drinks longnecks?????????????
09:10 <cherri_pie> you were then mon yeh?
09:19 <Monsoon> no
09:20 <cherri_pie> i drink longnecks
09:22 <Monsoon> my friends where
09:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> so does pong
09:26 <Monsoon> camping in their car
09:29 <cherri_pie> hahah
09:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> grandma buys
09:31 <Monsoon> im not so keen as them haha
09:31 <cherri_pie> doesnt matter mon
09:38 <cherri_pie> you had representation there
09:42 <Monsoon> Indeed
09:43 <Monsoon> lol
09:44 <cherri_pie> so you was technically there
09:46 <cherri_pie> that counts
09:49 <Blitzkrieg> cherri_pie: what suburb
09:49 <Monsoon> for sure
09:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
09:55 <Monsoon> I was there in spirit
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10:14 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
10:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> some1 op pong
10:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> `op
10:28 <Monsoon> next time I catch up with those former work mates, I think we will start off with a visit to Nazza Kremes
10:28 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah: Your dream man is here
10:39 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o [[[[[pong]]]]]
10:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yeaassssssssssssssss
10:50 <Monsoon> Lumeah hi
11:35 Mode: (by [[[[[pong]]]]]) -s
11:43 Mode: (by [[[[[pong]]]]]) -t
11:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) +t
11:49 <Blitzkrieg> Need access to set topic
12:07 <Skirmish> Seems to be having fun setting modes.
12:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
12:28 <Monsoon> Well he did once run a very succesful channel
12:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat u say about pong
12:29 <Monsoon> #pooland
12:41 <Skirmish> LOL @ successful.
12:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yeasssssssssssssssssss pong brought pooland to glory
12:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> with 38 users in 2005
13:51 Mode: (by [[[[[pong]]]]]) +l 37
13:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) -l
13:54 Mode: (by ChanOP) +l 50
14:08 Mode: (by [[[[[pong]]]]]) +i
14:50 Mode: (by Blitzkrieg) -o [[[[[pong]]]]]
15:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y u deop pong
15:13 Mode: (by Blitzkrieg) -il+s
15:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
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17:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl say pong has screw loose
17:56 Quit: miles ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:01 <Skirmish> It is said that people that talk about themselves in the 3rd person have a mental illness.
18:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yeasss that what doctor said
19:38 <Lumeah> What
19:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong was in larundel
21:03 <steven_> lol
21:13 <Blitzkrieg> Pong belongs in larundel
21:16 <steven_> 37 users
21:19 <steven_> `info
21:21 <Monsoon> Lumeah hi
21:25 <steven_> 52 users in 2015
21:26 <steven_> ;p
21:32 <steven_> oh
21:34 <Lumeah> Hi
21:36 <steven_> -bios- P
21:43 <steven_> Peak Set : Sun Feb 7 08:23:37 2016 AEST
21:45 <Blitzkrieg> Hiiiiiii Lumeah
22:30 <Lumeah> Hi honey,
22:38 <Lumeah> Hows the baby?
22:49 <steven_> baby dick?
22:51 <President_Trump> WE WANT THE GOWCH WE WANT THE GOWCH
23:13 <Lumeah> Wtf a
23:43 <steven_> im a skinhead
24:29 <Blitzkrieg> President_Trump: Check at Cheong Park
24:52 <Monsoon> Lumeah hi
25:17 <Monsoon> Lumeah, how are you?
25:25 <Monsoon> If it's okay, I'd like to talk
25:43 <Blitzkrieg> Monsoon: Would you fuck Lumeah ?
25:51 * [[[[[pong]]]]] sprogs all over Lumeah
25:58 <Monsoon> Blitzkrieg I am trying to get to know her a lil better actually
26:07 <Monsoon> I think although she is quite rude to me
26:14 <Monsoon> That we connect
26:16 <cherri_pie> lumeah why you rude to mon for
26:24 <cherri_pie> cant you see hes a gentleman
26:28 <Monsoon> I do enjoy talking to Lumeah
26:30 <Skirmish> Just like the Harry Potter character she looks like, I am sure she is warm and lovable deep down inside.
26:32 <cherri_pie> hes taking time out of his day to say hello to you
26:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who want some pong sprog
26:37 <cherri_pie> and you dont appreciate that lumeah
26:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> sproggggggggggggggggggg
26:43 <cherri_pie> you ungrateful...
26:54 <Monsoon> I am putting my heart on the line for lumies
27:09 <Skirmish> Lumeah sooks about people being mean to her but when someone is nice to her she acts like a cunt.
27:16 <Skirmish> Deserves everything she gets.
27:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> she wanr pong sprogg
28:22 <Blitzkrieg> She wants any sprog she can get pong
28:23 <cherri_pie> i know lumeah
28:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> dirty smelly sprog
28:29 <Blitzkrieg> You're in man
28:38 <cherri_pie> dont you appreciate mon putting his heart out
28:43 <cherri_pie> i get the feeling mon likes you so much
28:51 <cherri_pie> that he might even invite you to nazza kremes
28:57 <cherri_pie> thats a big fucking gesture
29:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> can pong come and watch
29:55 <Monsoon> Lumeah, may I pm you for private chat?
30:00 <Lumeah> No
30:06 <Monsoon> Oh
30:10 <Monsoon> playing hard to get are we?
30:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> dirty smelly brown pooes
31:35 <steven_> hahahaah
31:38 <steven_> every game i get into
31:43 <steven_> everyone rages at me
31:47 <Blitzkrieg> Monsoon: She only likes men who do meth
31:53 <Blitzkrieg> Do you do meth?
32:04 <Lumeah> NO FUCKING GETTY..
32:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong drinks paint
32:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> and brethes in fly spray
33:41 <Skirmish> No getty? What does that even mean?
33:41 <thestig> where is ok man nate
33:45 <thestig> stevennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
33:53 <Blitzkrieg> No spaghetti
34:03 <Blitzkrieg> My son calls spaghetti Getty
34:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong like tin spagotti
36:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who in here still weeas the bed
37:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who thinks bugs bunny is hot????
37:24 <thestig> hi pongg
37:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who u
37:50 <thestig> your mom
38:05 <thestig> i had sex with mavis
38:19 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> she is granma u ideot
38:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> granmas special frend
38:32 <thestig> so? no teeth good gummy
38:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> they lesbens
40:12 <Monsoon> No I dont do meth
40:24 <Monsoon> Lumeah where abouts are you from babes?
40:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong always drink paint
40:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> she from nsw
41:44 <Monsoon> Lumeah do you ever come to Victoria?
42:40 <Skirmish> Lumeah has never come anywhere.
42:47 <Skirmish> It's why she is so grumpy.
43:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> cause she a big lady like pong big boy
43:28 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
43:29 <Monsoon> ahhhh
43:34 <Monsoon> Well
43:38 <Monsoon> We can fix that Lumeah
43:42 <Monsoon> I can travel also
43:49 <Monsoon> Perhaps we could meet half way somewhere?
44:00 <cherri_pie> lumeah meet at nazza kremes or gtfo
44:13 <Skirmish> Lumeah's arms aren't long enough to reach over her gunt and fingerbang herself so she goes without.
44:35 <President_Trump> hey Lumeah BIG WATERMELON TTZ
44:37 <President_Trump> how u?
45:01 <cherri_pie> yuk
45:04 <cherri_pie> tits like that are gross
45:34 <President_Trump> are Skirmish and Lumeah still building up their sexual tension?
45:39 <cherri_pie> LOLL
45:39 <Skirmish> Monsoon wants to fingerbash the frizzy frog.
45:48 <Monsoon> yes he does
45:48 <cherri_pie> they would suit each other, both retards
46:00 <Monsoon> lol @ cherri_pie
46:00 <cherri_pie> skirmish can lie about his job all night
46:14 <cherri_pie> and lumeah can sit there silently not saying anything like a catatonic
46:25 <Monsoon> yes I think meeting Lumeah at Nazza Krispy Kremes would be a really good first date idea
46:31 <cherri_pie> absolutely mon
46:33 <cherri_pie> in fact
46:36 <Skirmish> I wish I could lie about my job. Would much rather be at home.
46:46 <cherri_pie> we should take this shit to one of those dating shows and educate ppl on how its done
46:55 <cherri_pie> like marriage at first sight or whatever
47:12 <Monsoon> yes
47:16 <Monsoon> yes sounds like a plan
47:22 <cherri_pie> it all happened at first sight
47:26 <cherri_pie> at nazza kremes the place to be
47:32 <Monsoon> okay Lumeah I am sick of playing cat and mouse, I am going to make the first move
47:45 <cherri_pie> yeh lumeah no more cat and mouse
47:59 <cherri_pie> i've had enough of your shit
48:02 <Monsoon> Enough of these games Lumeah
48:16 <cherri_pie> lumeah your not worthy of nazza kremes anyway
48:21 <Skirmish> LOL check out cherri_pie being Monsoon's downie sidekick.
48:22 <cherri_pie> so piss off
48:28 <cherri_pie> it's a special place
48:33 <cherri_pie> you couldnt get in there anyway
48:43 <cherri_pie> so you cant date mon
48:45 <Monsoon> Nazza Kripsy Kremes is where its at
48:56 <cherri_pie> it wouldnt work
49:06 <cherri_pie> yas
50:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> dirty smelly brown pooes
50:41 <Skirmish> Monsoon: Have you seen a picture of Lumeah? Just so you know, it looks like her face caught fire and someone put it out by smashing her with a bike chain.
50:54 Join: Glenn ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
50:55 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Glenn
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> does she do warm yelllow grandma stinky weeasss???????
53:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> does she do warm yelllow grandma stinky weeasss???????
53:18 Nick: aaa is now known as miles
54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> sproggggggggggggggggggg
54:05 * [[[[[pong]]]]] gives miles a smelly sprog thickshake
54:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
54:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> sproggggggggggggggggggg
56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yellloww stinky aids sprogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
56:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yellloww stinky aids sprogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> tisk has aidssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
57:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yes
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he smells like PisSsSsSs
57:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> tisk has aidssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
58:09 <Blitzkrieg> Yes
58:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he smells like PisSsSsSs
59:15 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
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14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wb Lumeah2 
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> I missed you babe
14:00 <Lumeah2> ta hunny
14:00 <Lumeah2> it's ok baby I'm here now 
14:49 <Blitzkrieg> Wb Lumeah2
14:56 <Blitzkrieg> I missed you babe
15:00 <Monsoon> Lumeah
15:00 <Monsoon> Hi
15:05 <Lumeah2> ta hunny
15:19 <Lumeah2> it's ok baby I'm here now
15:53 * Blitzkrieg  breathes a sigh of relief
16:00 <Lumeah2> good babe
16:13 <Monsoon> Lumeah
16:15 <Monsoon> Hi
16:28 <Lumeah2> good babe
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> Is it true you have watermelons?
19:59 <Blitzkrieg> Is it true you have watermelons?
22:00 <Monsoon> Speak up Lumeah
22:51 <Monsoon> Speak up Lumeah
24:00 <President_Trump> Lumeah has rock hard watermelons
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah2: Answer us
25:00 <Lumeah2> what? 
25:11 <President_Trump> Lumeah has rock hard watermelons
26:00 <Monsoon> Lumeah pls reply to pm
26:00 <Monsoon> thx
26:00 <Lumeah2> no
26:11 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah2: Answer us
26:24 <Lumeah2> what?
26:40 <Monsoon> Lumeah pls reply to pm
26:42 <Monsoon> thx
27:00 <Lumeah2> watermelon in the fridge? 
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tits
27:00 <President_Trump> ttz
27:05 <Lumeah2> no
27:28 <Lumeah2> watermelon in the fridge?
27:40 <Blitzkrieg> Tits
27:47 <President_Trump> ttz
32:00 <Monsoon> pear shaped hard tt'z
32:00 <Monsoon> lumies
32:53 <Monsoon> pear shaped hard tt'z
32:59 <Monsoon> lumies
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah2: wakes wakey hands off Piety
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wakey*
33:44 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah2: wakes wakey hands off Piety
33:54 <Blitzkrieg> Wakey*
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53:09 Quit: miles ([email protected]) Quit:
01:00 <Monsoon> Lumeah
01:35 <Monsoon> Lumeah
05:00 <cherri_pie> lumeah wassup
05:00 <cherri_pie> i heard that you can make a request to be allowd in nazza kremes
05:51 <cherri_pie> lumeah wassup
06:00 <cherri_pie> but i dont think you will be successful
06:00 <cherri_pie> i know people there and they said you are bad for business
06:09 <cherri_pie> i heard that you can make a request to be allowd in nazza kremes
06:36 <cherri_pie> but i dont think you will be successful
07:00 <Skirmish> Lol walk away for an hour and come back to the same thing. 101/10 for persistence. 
07:02 <cherri_pie> i know people there and they said you are bad for business
07:45 <Skirmish> Lol walk away for an hour and come back to the same thing. 101/10 for persistence.
31:00 <Monsoon> yes
31:49 <Monsoon> yes
33:00 <Emma> faggggs
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34:24 <Emma> faggggs
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43:00 <Emma> fuck you guys are boring
44:20 <Emma> fuck you guys are boring
51:00 <steven_> hi
51:00 <steven_> how you doin
52:00 <steven_> hi
52:00 <Emma> fuck you
52:00 <Emma> slut
52:05 <steven_> how you doin
52:39 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Connection closed
52:49 <Emma> fuck you
53:05 <Emma> slut
54:00 <Qbert> AKA Emma AKA Steven2,steven_,Emma
54:00 <Qbert> yea fuck you all
54:00 <Qbert> why do i have this silly @
54:00 <Emma> fuck your cat cunt
54:43 <Qbert> AKA Emma AKA Steven2,steven_,Emma
54:50 <Qbert> yea fuck you all
55:00 <Qbert> Emma shut your fucking hole bitch
55:00 <Emma> suck me pooftaguts
55:06 <Qbert> why do i have this silly @
55:06 <Emma> fuck your cat cunt
55:45 <Qbert> Emma shut your fucking hole bitch
56:00 <Qbert> i'll put my foot so far up your ass you will only continue breathing with the support of a machine
56:00 <Qbert> Emma == gay nazi jerk off bastard
56:00 <Emma> haha
56:05 <Emma> suck me pooftaguts
56:35 <Qbert> i'll put my foot so far up your ass you will only continue breathing with the support of a machine
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56:48 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
57:00 <Emma> suck my wang
57:00 <Skirmish> http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/4917FB2F-B5D4-4AE6-B1B8-BAB1433FB5C1_zpsllgz6csw.jpg
57:00 <Skirmish> Eat the chicken bear. 
57:00 <Qbert> i think the more political correct term is suck my big black dick you dick eating fuckface
57:09 <Qbert> Emma == gay nazi jerk off bastard
57:25 <Emma> haha
57:35 <Emma> suck my wang
57:49 <Skirmish> http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/4917FB2F-B5D4-4AE6-B1B8-BAB1433FB5C1_zpsllgz6csw.jpg
57:53 <Skirmish> Eat the chicken bear.
58:00 <Qbert> skirms sup
58:00 <Emma> what ever floats your boat
58:00 <Skirmish> Nomuch. Just a nice quiet night at work. 
58:00 <Emma> open up I'm coming ib
58:19 <Qbert> i think the more political correct term is suck my big black dick you dick eating fuckface
58:35 <Qbert> skirms sup
58:46 <Emma> what ever floats your boat
58:52 <Skirmish> Nomuch. Just a nice quiet night at work.
58:53 <Emma> open up I'm coming ib
59:00 <Emma> where is sharni ????
59:58 <Emma> where is sharni ????
00:00 <Qbert> how about you open that cunt whore mouth of yours and go suck on the end of a running vehicles exhaust
00:00 <Skirmish> Probably out losing another g string. 
00:00 <Qbert> ok im done
00:00 <Emma> Qbert go play on the freeway
00:00 <Qbert> and fuck this @ off
00:26 <Qbert> how about you open that cunt whore mouth of yours and go suck on the end of a running vehicles exhaust
00:32 <Skirmish> Probably out losing another g string.
00:44 <Qbert> ok im done
01:00 <Emma> Qbert go play on the freeway
01:00 <steven_> ahhaah
01:00 <Monsoon> Qbert is a faggot
01:00 <Emma> yes!!
01:00 <Qbert> you want to touch me don't you Monsoon?
01:00 <Qbert> is my naughty place
01:00 <Monsoon> faggot
01:00 <steven_> kinky
01:00 <Monsoon> keep your pedo shit out of here faggot
01:05 <Qbert> and fuck this @ off
01:17 Mode: (by Qbert) -o Qbert
01:32 <steven_> ahhaah
01:41 <Monsoon> Qbert is a faggot
01:57 <Emma> yes!!
02:00 <Qbert> haha listen to this guy
02:00 <Emma> he's still waiting for The Xbox kids to come online 
02:00 <Qbert> ooo 2v1 rofl
02:00 <steven_> haahhaa
02:00 <steven_> its not kuniva
02:00 <Qbert> fucking hilarious
02:01 <Qbert> you want to touch me don't you Monsoon?
02:05 <Qbert> is my naughty place
02:13 <Monsoon> faggot
02:16 <steven_> kinky
02:23 <Monsoon> keep your pedo shit out of here faggot
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02:46 <Qbert> haha listen to this guy
02:47 <Emma> he's still waiting for The Xbox kids to come online
03:00 <Emma> your Skype mate?
03:00 <Emma> the monobrow cunt
03:00 <Emma> agro
03:06 <Qbert> ooo 2v1 rofl
03:06 <steven_> haahhaa
03:10 <steven_> its not kuniva
03:15 <Qbert> fucking hilarious
03:46 <Emma> your Skype mate?
03:56 <Emma> the monobrow cunt
04:00 <steven_> nah
04:00 <steven_> just a newbie
04:00 <steven_> ;)
04:06 <Emma> agro
05:00 <Emma> another poofta who will suck you off later?
05:00 <steven_> maybe..........>>>>>>
05:00 <Emma> hmm 
05:02 <steven_> nah
05:06 <steven_> just a newbie
05:10 <steven_> ;)
05:41 <Emma> another poofta who will suck you off later?
06:00 <steven_> maybe..........>>>>>>
06:00 <Emma> cunt
06:00 <steven_> haaaaaaaaaaaa
06:00 <Emma> fuck up dog
06:11 <Emma> hmm
06:26 <Emma> cunt
06:30 <steven_> haaaaaaaaaaaa
06:51 <Emma> fuck up dog
07:00 <Emma> the weak cunt left 
08:00 <Emma> haha
08:00 <Monsoon> Qbert is an ASD Administrator
08:00 <Monsoon> He is a BIG DEAL
08:21 <Emma> the weak cunt left
08:26 <Emma> haha
08:59 <Monsoon> Qbert is an ASD Administrator
09:00 <steven_> /msg nickop access Qbert
09:00 <steven_> ooops :}
09:00 <Emma> I'll big deal his face with a brick
09:00 <Monsoon> He is a BIG DEAL
09:00 <Emma> in other words he is a fat cunt with no life outside his home
09:00 <Monsoon> yes
09:04 <Monsoon> He is a BIG DEAL
09:29 <steven_> /msg nickop access Qbert
09:34 <steven_> ooops :}
09:34 <Emma> I'll big deal his face with a brick
10:00 <Emma> ding ding ding
10:00 <Emma> where is my prize?
10:00 <Emma> now we know why Steven was being a suck hole 
10:06 <Monsoon> He is a BIG DEAL
10:12 <Emma> in other words he is a fat cunt with no life outside his home
10:17 <Monsoon> yes
10:32 <Emma> ding ding ding
10:42 <Emma> where is my prize?
11:00 <Monsoon> I DL'd season 1 of that off run of walking dead, it seems okay this far, only two eps in
11:00 <Monsoon> steven_ did you see the JDS fight?
11:00 <Monsoon> Not the best
11:17 <Emma> now we know why Steven was being a suck hole
12:00 <Emma> always sucking up to the fat low lives
12:00 <Monsoon> I can see him moving to Bellator for $$$
12:00 <Emma> after the 3rd it gets better 
12:00 <Monsoon> only 6 eps, probs like a trial run, like Walking Dead S1
12:08 <Monsoon> I DL'd season 1 of that off run of walking dead, it seems okay this far, only two eps in
12:14 <Monsoon> steven_ did you see the JDS fight?
12:19 <Monsoon> Not the best
12:30 <Emma> always sucking up to the fat low lives
12:33 <Monsoon> I can see him moving to Bellator for $$$
12:49 <Emma> after the 3rd it gets better
13:00 <Monsoon> Ill watch them tomorrow, I have RDO and I'm sick
13:00 <Monsoon> so perfect 
13:00 <Emma> I'm on holidays 
13:00 <Emma> 2weeks
13:07 <Monsoon> only 6 eps, probs like a trial run, like Walking Dead S1
13:30 <Monsoon> Ill watch them tomorrow, I have RDO and I'm sick
13:34 <Monsoon> so perfect
13:49 <Emma> I'm on holidays
13:55 <Emma> 2weeks
14:00 <Monsoon> oh nice
14:00 <Monsoon> I was forced to take annual leave I have too much, not next week but the week after
15:00 <Monsoon> oh nice
15:00 <Monsoon> I wanted to save it and take all of next xmas and summer off, but no go, they are handing me forms, and 'annual leave planners'
15:00 <Emma> haha poor you
15:20 <Monsoon> I was forced to take annual leave I have too much, not next week but the week after
15:58 <Monsoon> I wanted to save it and take all of next xmas and summer off, but no go, they are handing me forms, and 'annual leave planners'
16:00 <Emma> must like your job
16:00 <Monsoon> It's so much easier than my past jobs, so its not like "fuck I need to go on hols"
16:24 <Emma> haha poor you
16:29 <Emma> must like your job
17:00 <Emma> first day off my car don't start I find out in allergic to my puppy and I'll need vitamin D supps for the rest of my life!!!
17:00 <Emma> waaaaa anyone would think I'm an albino and can't go outside 
17:03 <Monsoon> It's so much easier than my past jobs, so its not like "fuck I need to go on hols"
17:54 <Emma> first day off my car don't start I find out in allergic to my puppy and I'll need vitamin D supps for the rest of my life!!!
18:24 <Emma> waaaaa anyone would think I'm an albino and can't go outside
19:00 <Monsoon> haha you serious?
19:00 <Emma> u
19:00 <Emma> yep
19:00 <Monsoon> The worst part is the dog
19:00 <Monsoon> you can keep it?
19:40 <Monsoon> haha you serious?
19:45 <Emma> u
19:50 <Emma> yep
20:00 <Emma> i have grown up with dogs and cats I'll just have moments when it's bad
20:02 <Monsoon> The worst part is the dog
20:06 <Monsoon> you can keep it?
20:37 <Emma> i have grown up with dogs and cats I'll just have moments when it's bad
21:00 <steven_> Monsoon
21:00 <steven_> dos santos played it safe
21:00 <Emma> I'm going to try the nasal spray so I can work around it
21:00 <steven_> i was thinking he might get ko'd
21:00 <steven_> but slothwell was a SLOTH
21:28 <steven_> Monsoon
21:33 <steven_> dos santos played it safe
21:39 <Emma> I'm going to try the nasal spray so I can work around it
21:49 <steven_> i was thinking he might get ko'd
22:00 <steven_> but slothwell was a SLOTH
22:00 <Skirmish> There is an awesome nasal spray you get get to stop the allergy reaction. Costs $45 a pop but it's great. 
22:00 <Monsoon> And how come so Vitamin D deficiant ?
22:00 <Skirmish> amasys? Can't remember the name of it. 
22:00 <Monsoon> steven_ yeahhhh
22:00 <Monsoon> the Reem KO would have had him worried and paranoid
22:00 <Monsoon> Rothy has KO power
22:38 <Skirmish> There is an awesome nasal spray you get get to stop the allergy reaction. Costs $45 a pop but it's great.
22:53 <Monsoon> And how come so Vitamin D deficiant ?
22:57 <Skirmish> amasys? Can't remember the name of it.
23:00 <Monsoon> steven_ yeahhhh
23:00 <Emma> I don't care about the price as long as I can keep my dog I'm happy
23:14 <Monsoon> the Reem KO would have had him worried and paranoid
23:21 <Monsoon> Rothy has KO power
23:27 <Emma> I don't care about the price as long as I can keep my dog I'm happy
24:00 <Monsoon> Mark Hunt is calling out JDS for a rematch... Could go sour for JDS
24:00 <Monsoon> Mir is as good as retired. Popped for roids. 2 year suspension and getting old.
24:00 <Skirmish> Emma: Next time I am at home I will tell you the brand of the stuff I have. It is very effective in stopping reactions. 
24:00 <Skirmish> No itchy eyes or runny noses. 
24:00 <Emma> Yes please do!!!
24:26 <Monsoon> Mark Hunt is calling out JDS for a rematch... Could go sour for JDS
24:46 <Monsoon> Mir is as good as retired. Popped for roids. 2 year suspension and getting old.
25:00 <Monsoon> Your holiday just got a bit better Emma
25:00 <Emma> yep!
25:00 <steven_> steriods
25:00 <Emma> and going to Bali friday
25:00 <steven_> and got smashed
25:00 <Emma> I'm so excited 
25:00 <Skirmish> It's not on the PBS though so it is $45 and you have to have a prescription for it.
25:00 <Emma> NOT
25:00 <Monsoon> steven_ yes haha
25:00 <Monsoon> you guys going to Bali?
25:00 <Monsoon> Awesome
25:02 <Skirmish> Emma: Next time I am at home I will tell you the brand of the stuff I have. It is very effective in stopping reactions.
25:17 <Skirmish> No itchy eyes or runny noses.
25:22 <Emma> Yes please do!!!
25:38 <Monsoon> Your holiday just got a bit better Emma
25:48 <Emma> yep!
25:52 <steven_> steriods
25:53 <Emma> and going to Bali friday
25:55 <steven_> and got smashed
26:00 <Emma> I'm so excited
26:00 <Emma> ohh what, I need over the counter stuff
26:00 <Emma> nope just me and the child
26:00 <Skirmish> Nothing I got over the counter was good enough. 
26:00 <Emma> Steven puppysitting
26:00 <Monsoon> Very nice
26:00 <Skirmish> This stuff is steroid based so prescription only. 
26:00 <Emma> I've got something atm but I have to take it before I go outside
26:05 <Skirmish> It's not on the PBS though so it is $45 and you have to have a prescription for it.
26:05 <Emma> NOT
26:06 <Monsoon> steven_ yes haha
26:18 <Monsoon> you guys going to Bali?
26:20 <Monsoon> Awesome
26:31 <Emma> ohh what, I need over the counter stuff
26:41 <Emma> nope just me and the child
26:44 <Skirmish> Nothing I got over the counter was good enough.
26:45 <Emma> Steven puppysitting
26:54 <Monsoon> Very nice
27:00 <Emma> but works well
27:00 <Skirmish> This stuff you take it 2 times a day for a few days, then back to once a day and after a while you can stop until the symptoms come back.
27:08 <Skirmish> This stuff is steroid based so prescription only.
27:24 <Emma> I've got something atm but I have to take it before I go outside
27:34 <Emma> but works well
28:00 <Skirmish> I use half a bottle of it every spring.
28:00 <Monsoon> oh the other thing steven_, Mir is blaming 'kangaroo meat' for the elevated levels in his system
28:00 <Skirmish> Elevated levels of what? 
28:00 <Skirmish> Iron? 
28:00 <Monsoon> exactly
28:05 <Skirmish> This stuff you take it 2 times a day for a few days, then back to once a day and after a while you can stop until the symptoms come back.
28:33 <Skirmish> I use half a bottle of it every spring.
28:54 <Monsoon> oh the other thing steven_, Mir is blaming 'kangaroo meat' for the elevated levels in his system
29:00 <Monsoon> His test levels came back high, he's saying kangaroo meat is the cause
29:14 <Skirmish> Elevated levels of what?
29:16 <Skirmish> Iron?
29:21 <Monsoon> exactly
29:47 <Monsoon> His test levels came back high, he's saying kangaroo meat is the cause
30:00 <Skirmish> What was the test for? 
30:00 <Monsoon> testosteron
30:00 <Emma> kangaroo meat haha
30:00 <Skirmish> LOL is he eating Kangaroo testicles? 
30:38 <Skirmish> What was the test for?
30:42 <Monsoon> testosteron
30:48 <Emma> kangaroo meat haha
31:00 <Skirmish> Sharni had seeeeeeex. 
31:00 <Sharni> Nope
31:00 <Sharni> No Sec.
31:00 <Sharni> Sex
31:00 <Monsoon> Well he's an American fighter who fought in Brisbane about 6 weeks ago.. I think that 'he' thinks everyone else is dumb
31:00 <Skirmish> LIES!
31:00 <Monsoon> You know, never had roo meat etc before
31:00 <Sharni> Whatever
31:14 <Skirmish> LOL is he eating Kangaroo testicles?
31:25 Join: Sharni ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
31:35 <Skirmish> Sharni had seeeeeeex.
31:46 <Sharni> Nope
31:48 <Sharni> No Sec.
31:50 <Sharni> Sex
31:57 <Monsoon> Well he's an American fighter who fought in Brisbane about 6 weeks ago.. I think that 'he' thinks everyone else is dumb
32:00 <Skirmish> LIES!
32:00 <Monsoon> Sharni has herself quite a fan i blitzkrieg
32:00 <Monsoon> in*
32:00 <Skirmish> Yeah he must think everyone is stupid if he thinks he is getting a test boost from kangaroo meat. Tell him to put the vial with the blue top down. 
32:00 <Emma> and joel
32:00 <Monsoon> hahah and tisk
32:00 <Monsoon> thats its Skirmish
32:09 <Monsoon> You know, never had roo meat etc before
32:21 <Sharni> Whatever
32:43 <Monsoon> Sharni has herself quite a fan i blitzkrieg
32:48 <Monsoon> in*
32:54 <Skirmish> Yeah he must think everyone is stupid if he thinks he is getting a test boost from kangaroo meat. Tell him to put the vial with the blue top down.
33:00 <Emma> and joel
33:00 <Sharni> Haha
33:00 <Monsoon> I love all the politics etc behind the sport of mma too, a lot of strange excuses for roid abuse come out
33:00 <Sharni> Ohh Emma I owe you a picture of my fat booodddyyy
33:14 <Monsoon> hahah and tisk
33:19 <Monsoon> thats its Skirmish
33:33 <Sharni> Haha
33:52 <Monsoon> I love all the politics etc behind the sport of mma too, a lot of strange excuses for roid abuse come out
33:54 <Sharni> Ohh Emma I owe you a picture of my fat booodddyyy
34:00 <Skirmish> They just need to get back in touch with Plyometric based training for the quick powerful movements and stop thinking chemicals are the way to go. 
34:00 <Sharni> Haha she quit lol
34:00 <Sharni> How rude
34:00 <Sharni> Hi
34:00 <Emma> okkkkkkk
34:00 <Sharni> Ooookkkkk
34:00 <Emma> that was weird
34:00 <Sharni> What
34:32 Quit: Emma ([email protected]) Connection closed
34:33 <Skirmish> They just need to get back in touch with Plyometric based training for the quick powerful movements and stop thinking chemicals are the way to go.
34:39 <Sharni> Haha she quit lol
34:45 <Sharni> How rude
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34:54 <Sharni> Hi
34:54 <Emma> okkkkkkk
35:00 <Emma> my phone just shut the chat down 
35:00 <Monsoon> I wouldnt even dare go into the training routines, I know nothing about them, but that sounds pretty good.
35:00 <Sharni> Haha
35:00 <Sharni> Did you get the pic of my fat body
35:00 <Monsoon> They know so many of their opponents use, so why not?
35:00 <Emma> no
35:00 <Sharni> How rude
35:00 <Emma> blame my phone
35:00 <Skirmish> Plyometric training is about training the muscles to exert maximum force at quick short intervals. Perfect for fighting. 
35:03 <Sharni> Ooookkkkk
35:03 <Emma> that was weird
35:10 <Sharni> What
35:25 <Emma> my phone just shut the chat down
35:29 <Monsoon> I wouldnt even dare go into the training routines, I know nothing about them, but that sounds pretty good.
35:32 <Sharni> Haha
35:40 <Sharni> Did you get the pic of my fat body
35:45 <Monsoon> They know so many of their opponents use, so why not?
35:51 <Emma> no
35:56 <Sharni> How rude
36:00 <Sharni> How about now
36:00 <Skirmish> I am sure their routines would include them anyway. 
36:00 <Monsoon> ahhh okay
36:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
36:00 <Monsoon> For sure
36:00 <Sharni> I'm so cold
36:00 <Monsoon> I think its all about getting 'an edge'
36:00 <Emma> yep I got it
36:00 <Emma> half your body is hiding haha
36:07 <Emma> blame my phone
36:13 <Skirmish> Plyometric training is about training the muscles to exert maximum force at quick short intervals. Perfect for fighting.
36:30 <Sharni> How about now
36:31 <Skirmish> I am sure their routines would include them anyway.
36:33 <Monsoon> ahhh okay
36:39 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
36:41 <Monsoon> For sure
36:47 <Sharni> I'm so cold
36:49 <Monsoon> I think its all about getting 'an edge'
37:00 <Emma> bloody bathroom slefies
37:00 <Emma> sselfies
37:00 <Sharni> Haha cause like I don't have a full mirror
37:00 <Skirmish> I got put onto plyometric training by a good friend I worked Security with. Been doing it for 13 years now. Stops injuries when reacting quickly to people who want to bung it on. Quick sharp movements to pressure points to fuck their shit up. 
37:00 <Sharni> Better than nothing ok
37:00 <Monsoon> Is there a toilet in the background?
37:00 <Sharni> No
37:00 <Emma> nooo
37:00 <Sharni> There is a hair straightener
37:00 <Monsoon> You still do it Skirmish?
37:00 <Skirmish> Yeah. 
37:14 <Emma> yep I got it
37:19 <Emma> half your body is hiding haha
37:29 <Emma> bloody bathroom slefies
37:39 <Emma> sselfies
37:45 <Sharni> Haha cause like I don't have a full mirror
37:47 <Skirmish> I got put onto plyometric training by a good friend I worked Security with. Been doing it for 13 years now. Stops injuries when reacting quickly to people who want to bung it on. Quick sharp movements to pressure points to fuck their shit up.
37:52 <Sharni> Better than nothing ok
37:54 <Monsoon> Is there a toilet in the background?
37:59 <Sharni> No
37:59 <Emma> nooo
38:00 <President_Trump> where is JENS ARSEHOLE
38:00 <Monsoon> muscles dont gas so quick?
38:00 <Emma> your not even fat, just have the mummy belly
38:00 <Emma> like me
38:00 <President_Trump> i PIGGED DOWN some panadol, bad headache
38:00 <Sharni> And that's the hardest fucking thing to lose
38:00 <Sharni> :(
38:00 <Emma> yep
38:00 <Sharni> Not fair
38:00 <Skirmish> Monsoon: Stamina is something else again, this is all about applying maximum force as quickly as possible. 
38:00 <Monsoon> okay
38:07 <Sharni> There is a hair straightener
38:15 <Monsoon> You still do it Skirmish?
38:22 <Skirmish> Yeah.
38:26 <President_Trump> where is JENS ARSEHOLE
38:27 <Monsoon> muscles dont gas so quick?
38:32 <Emma> your not even fat, just have the mummy belly
38:37 <Emma> like me
38:47 <President_Trump> i PIGGED DOWN some panadol, bad headache
38:50 <Sharni> And that's the hardest fucking thing to lose
38:51 <Sharni> :(
38:57 <Emma> yep
39:00 <Emma> one day sharni
39:00 <Sharni> Ok Brb need a shower I'm fucking cold
39:00 <President_Trump> where is THE GOWCH?
39:00 <Sharni> Yep one day :(
39:00 <Monsoon> Stamina I have cardio wise, not weight lifting wise, 30 - 40 mins tops on weights for me
39:00 <Skirmish> How many reps in a set? 
39:00 <Emma> we will be wearing bikinis again haha
39:00 <Monsoon> Ive changed it up recently
39:00 <Monsoon> but
39:00 <President_Trump> are you losers still doing the fit bit challenge?
39:00 <Monsoon> normally
39:01 <Sharni> Not fair
39:09 <Skirmish> Monsoon: Stamina is something else again, this is all about applying maximum force as quickly as possible.
39:23 <Monsoon> okay
39:33 <Emma> one day sharni
39:34 <Sharni> Ok Brb need a shower I'm fucking cold
39:39 <President_Trump> where is THE GOWCH?
39:39 <Sharni> Yep one day :(
39:45 <Monsoon> Stamina I have cardio wise, not weight lifting wise, 30 - 40 mins tops on weights for me
40:00 <President_Trump> or is that fad over
40:00 <Emma> fads over for these fat people
40:00 <Monsoon> ill starts on something with 20, go heavier 15, heavier again 10 heavier again 5 then I just max out what I can do
40:00 <Monsoon> down to 1 basically
40:04 <Skirmish> How many reps in a set?
40:10 <Emma> we will be wearing bikinis again haha
40:20 <Monsoon> Ive changed it up recently
40:21 <Monsoon> but
40:21 <President_Trump> are you losers still doing the fit bit challenge?
40:23 <Monsoon> normally
40:26 <President_Trump> or is that fad over
40:41 <Emma> fads over for these fat people
40:56 <Monsoon> ill starts on something with 20, go heavier 15, heavier again 10 heavier again 5 then I just max out what I can do
41:00 <Monsoon> haha my fitbit is broken
41:00 <President_Trump> i knew you would win Emma
41:00 <President_Trump> determination
41:00 <Monsoon> I need to get a replacement
41:00 <President_Trump> it's funny how everyones fit bit broke within about ten days of each other
41:00 <Skirmish> We do the reverse for super-sets. Start with maximum weight and do as many as possible until failure. Go down 1 increment and repeat. Go all the way down until you are only lifting pulleys/bar. 
41:00 <Emma> mines still going
41:01 <Monsoon> down to 1 basically
41:37 <Monsoon> haha my fitbit is broken
41:39 <President_Trump> i knew you would win Emma
41:42 <President_Trump> determination
41:44 <Monsoon> I need to get a replacement
42:00 <Monsoon> its like we set it up like this to happen
42:00 <President_Trump> where is nate? he does 3 reps bad form then has a 20 minute break
42:00 <Monsoon> Skirmish, my friend Rachael does it like that
42:00 <Emma> friend huh
42:00 <Monsoon> I'll try that after this week and see how it goes
42:00 <Emma> fucking friend
42:06 <President_Trump> it's funny how everyones fit bit broke within about ten days of each other
42:07 <Skirmish> We do the reverse for super-sets. Start with maximum weight and do as many as possible until failure. Go down 1 increment and repeat. Go all the way down until you are only lifting pulleys/bar.
42:22 <Emma> mines still going
42:26 <Monsoon> its like we set it up like this to happen
42:27 <President_Trump> where is nate? he does 3 reps bad form then has a 20 minute break
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42:53 <Monsoon> Skirmish, my friend Rachael does it like that
43:00 <Monsoon> haha I have no gf type thing atm Emma
43:00 <Monsoon> She is gone now
43:00 <Skirmish> If I am aiming for gains I will do 5-8 reps at maximum weight 3 x sets for each movement for that group. If I can do more than 8 I will up the weight. 
43:00 <Skirmish> I am getting old now though so I have to be more careful than I used to. 
43:00 <Emma> but rachael
43:00 <Monsoon> Emma out of my league
43:00 <Emma> get in
43:00 <Monsoon> wayyysss
43:08 <Emma> friend huh
43:12 <Monsoon> I'll try that after this week and see how it goes
43:12 <Emma> fucking friend
43:33 <Monsoon> haha I have no gf type thing atm Emma
43:36 <Monsoon> She is gone now
43:42 <Skirmish> If I am aiming for gains I will do 5-8 reps at maximum weight 3 x sets for each movement for that group. If I can do more than 8 I will up the weight.
43:55 <Skirmish> I am getting old now though so I have to be more careful than I used to.
43:56 <Emma> but rachael
44:00 <Monsoon> Its like there is no point in even trying for this particular
44:00 <Monsoon> Oh Skirmish, im not for gains really, just lean muscle
44:00 <President_Trump> i hear that a lot actually, 'trump is out of my league'
44:00 <Emma> you can do it
44:00 <Skirmish> I get bored unless I am in pain for the next 3 days. 
44:00 <President_Trump> lets see a pic of rachel
44:00 <Emma> just bang her in the gym toilet
44:05 <Monsoon> Emma out of my league
44:05 <Emma> get in
44:06 <Monsoon> wayyysss
44:25 <Monsoon> Its like there is no point in even trying for this particular
44:39 <Monsoon> Oh Skirmish, im not for gains really, just lean muscle
44:52 <President_Trump> i hear that a lot actually, 'trump is out of my league'
45:00 <Emma> turn off the lights of need be 
45:00 <President_Trump> take THE GOWCH to the gym with you to make rachel jealous
45:00 <Emma> haha
45:00 <Emma> trump will be your wing man
45:00 <President_Trump> i will let Monsoon take sloppy seconds
45:00 <Emma> trump have you been watching fa?
45:02 <Emma> you can do it
45:07 <Skirmish> I get bored unless I am in pain for the next 3 days.
45:10 <President_Trump> lets see a pic of rachel
45:20 <Emma> just bang her in the gym toilet
45:40 <Emma> turn off the lights of need be
45:40 <President_Trump> take THE GOWCH to the gym with you to make rachel jealous
45:50 <Emma> haha
46:00 <Emma> trump will be your wing man
46:00 <Emma> gs
46:00 <President_Trump> no it's too staged
46:00 <Emma> shut up
46:00 <Emma> pig
46:19 <President_Trump> i will let Monsoon take sloppy seconds
46:24 <Emma> trump have you been watching fa?
46:29 <Emma> gs
46:34 <President_Trump> no it's too staged
46:50 <Emma> shut up
46:50 <Emma> pig
47:00 <President_Trump> i did manage to finally see the finale of ex on the b
47:33 <President_Trump> i did manage to finally see the finale of ex on the b
49:00 <President_Trump> Emma
49:00 <Emma> Gary and lollie will be on The next series 
49:00 <President_Trump> did u see what i said slut
49:00 <Monsoon> hahahaha
49:00 <Emma> lillie
50:00 <Monsoon> You know what, the gym I go has recently 'acquired' some new members
50:00 <Emma> no I didn't pig
50:00 <Monsoon> Transexual memebrs
50:00 <President_Trump> he wont do shit he'll say 'im gonna be respectful to lillie oi oi
50:00 <Emma> get in
50:00 <Monsoon> Its awful
50:00 <Monsoon> yes
50:00 <Monsoon> this is what peeps are telling me
50:00 <Emma> haha that's Scott not Gary 
50:07 <President_Trump> Emma
50:13 <Emma> Gary and lollie will be on The next series
50:13 <President_Trump> did u see what i said slut
50:15 <Monsoon> hahahaha
50:20 <Emma> lillie
50:41 <Monsoon> You know what, the gym I go has recently 'acquired' some new members
50:46 <Emma> no I didn't pig
50:48 <Monsoon> Transexual memebrs
50:50 <President_Trump> he wont do shit he'll say 'im gonna be respectful to lillie oi oi
50:56 <Emma> get in
50:56 <Monsoon> Its awful
50:59 <Monsoon> yes
51:00 <Emma> oioi
51:00 <Emma> idiot
51:00 <Monsoon> <@Skirmish> I get bored unless I am in pain for the next 3 days.  --- I love no pain lol
51:05 <Monsoon> this is what peeps are telling me
51:10 <Emma> haha that's Scott not Gary
51:30 <Emma> oioi
51:35 <Emma> idiot
52:00 <Emma> Monsoon is going to get a good dicking soon
52:00 <Monsoon> would you like to see an image?
52:00 <Monsoon> the people at work wanted a photo which i delivered
52:00 <Monsoon> of the ts
52:00 <Emma> ts??
52:00 <Monsoon> transexual
52:16 <Monsoon> <@Skirmish> I get bored unless I am in pain for the next 3 days. --- I love no pain lol
52:36 <Emma> Monsoon is going to get a good dicking soon
52:46 <Monsoon> would you like to see an image?
52:54 <Monsoon> the people at work wanted a photo which i delivered
52:57 <Monsoon> of the ts
53:00 <Emma> I'm not into this internet slang
53:00 <Emma> ok
53:00 <President_Trump> where is the pic of rachel
53:00 <Emma> is it hot?
53:00 <Skirmish> Nice chat. Adios for the night.
53:00 <Monsoon> Emma no
53:00 <Monsoon> it wears a really short skirt
53:00 <Emma> pretty
53:00 <Emma> ugly
53:00 <Monsoon> it looks like a guy in girls clothes
53:12 <Emma> ts??
53:20 <Monsoon> transexual
53:26 <Emma> I'm not into this internet slang
53:41 <Emma> ok
53:42 <President_Trump> where is the pic of rachel
53:42 <Emma> is it hot?
53:45 <Skirmish> Nice chat. Adios for the night.
53:50 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Connection closed
53:52 <Monsoon> Emma no
53:59 <Monsoon> it wears a really short skirt
54:00 <Emma> we have a chick come to gym with pretty much nothing on
54:00 <Monsoon> now there is a second one, but it doesnt wear clothes like the other
54:00 <President_Trump> i would watch gs if they put a transsexual in
54:00 <Emma> she is a stripper
54:00 <Emma> so it explains alot
54:00 <Monsoon> that would be okay for me
54:00 <Monsoon> not the ts though
54:00 <President_Trump> who is left the two boys and holly and charlotte?
54:04 <Emma> pretty
54:04 <Emma> ugly
54:14 <Monsoon> it looks like a guy in girls clothes
54:30 <Emma> we have a chick come to gym with pretty much nothing on
54:36 <Monsoon> now there is a second one, but it doesnt wear clothes like the other
54:41 <President_Trump> i would watch gs if they put a transsexual in
54:41 <Emma> she is a stripper
54:51 <Emma> so it explains alot
54:58 <Monsoon> that would be okay for me
55:00 <Monsoon> Do you watch Geordie Shore President_Trump?
55:00 <Emma> yep
55:00 <President_Trump> no but ive seen quite a bit of it
55:00 <Monsoon> is that Gaz prick still in it?
55:00 <Monsoon> They are pretty psycho on there, ways worse than Jeresy
55:01 <Monsoon> not the ts though
55:02 <President_Trump> who is left the two boys and holly and charlotte?
55:25 <Monsoon> Do you watch Geordie Shore President_Trump?
55:35 <Emma> yep
55:36 <President_Trump> no but ive seen quite a bit of it
55:57 <Monsoon> is that Gaz prick still in it?
56:00 <President_Trump> its all staged
56:00 <Emma> Gary Charlotte holly Chloe Chantelle Scott and aaron
56:00 <President_Trump> throwing chairs = ratings
56:00 <Emma> and marine is back
56:00 <President_Trump> oh yeah i know chloe the ice skater
56:00 <Monsoon> I only know Garry, Scott and Charlotte
56:00 <Emma> then that guy from eob is on next ep
56:20 <Monsoon> They are pretty psycho on there, ways worse than Jeresy
56:28 <President_Trump> its all staged
56:33 <Emma> Gary Charlotte holly Chloe Chantelle Scott and aaron
56:35 <President_Trump> throwing chairs = ratings
56:50 <Emma> and marine is back
56:53 <President_Trump> oh yeah i know chloe the ice skater
57:00 <Emma> Marty or something
57:00 <Monsoon> what is eob?
57:00 <Emma> and there's going to be a 5year birthday season
57:00 <President_Trump> austnet version of eob would be good
57:00 <Emma> with all the old cast
57:00 <Emma> haha it's ex on the beach
57:00 <President_Trump> with jen
57:09 <Monsoon> I only know Garry, Scott and Charlotte
57:14 <Emma> then that guy from eob is on next ep
57:34 <Emma> Marty or something
57:56 <Monsoon> what is eob?
58:00 <Monsoon> rofl
58:00 <Monsoon> ex on the beach?
58:00 <Emma> and the irc retards
58:00 <President_Trump> steven and jade could go on it
58:00 <Sharni> lol
58:00 <Monsoon> this gals at work was telling me about 'naked dating'
58:00 <Emma> yes
58:00 <President_Trump> sharni and me
58:00 <Monsoon> Do you watch that one?
58:00 <Sharni> Fuck off
58:00 <Monsoon> blitz and sharni on there
58:00 <President_Trump> lololllllllllllllll
58:00 <Monsoon> naked dating
58:00 <Sharni> Ehh
58:00 <Monsoon> then the intruder joel come in
58:00 <Monsoon> to mix things up a little
58:00 <Emma> it's a good laugh
58:01 <Emma> and there's going to be a 5year birthday season
58:09 <President_Trump> austnet version of eob would be good
58:14 <Emma> with all the old cast
58:19 <Emma> haha it's ex on the beach
58:19 <President_Trump> with jen
58:27 <Monsoon> rofl
58:31 <Monsoon> ex on the beach?
58:36 <Emma> and the irc retards
58:44 <President_Trump> steven and jade could go on it
58:46 <Sharni> lol
58:50 <Monsoon> this gals at work was telling me about 'naked dating'
58:50 <Emma> yes
58:51 <President_Trump> sharni and me
58:53 <Monsoon> Do you watch that one?
58:56 <Sharni> Fuck off
59:00 <Monsoon> blitz and sharni on there
59:00 <Sharni> Blitz doesn't like me he wanted to piss tisk off
59:00 <Sharni> Or who ever it was
59:00 <Monsoon> Sharni dont play dumb
59:00 <President_Trump> blitz doesnt like you? lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
59:00 <Sharni> He was telling me on fb this morning
59:00 <President_Trump> he has a big crush
59:00 <Monsoon> you know who tisk is
59:00 <Sharni> Nope
59:00 <Monsoon> and you know blotz likes you
59:00 <Emma> did I miss something?
59:00 <Monsoon> so dont be like this please
59:00 <Emma> do tell 
59:00 <President_Trump> to use a plivent term blitz has been pedoing her
59:01 <President_Trump> lololllllllllllllll
59:04 <Monsoon> naked dating
59:09 <Sharni> Ehh
59:11 <Monsoon> then the intruder joel come in
59:21 <Monsoon> to mix things up a little
59:21 <Emma> it's a good laugh
59:33 <Sharni> Blitz doesn't like me he wanted to piss tisk off
59:37 <Sharni> Or who ever it was
59:45 <Monsoon> Sharni dont play dumb
59:46 <President_Trump> blitz doesnt like you? lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
59:48 <Sharni> He was telling me on fb this morning
59:49 <President_Trump> he has a big crush
59:51 <Monsoon> you know who tisk is
59:52 <Sharni> Nope
59:55 <Monsoon> and you know blotz likes you
59:55 <Emma> did I miss something?
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