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00:00 <amelia> wake up bwidget babes x
00:00 <Skirmish> I managed to find a picture of Lumeah. http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/Frizzylizzy_zpsuwlxhkn0.png
01:00 <Lumeah> are u really that small of a man? 
01:00 <steven_> all bow for king slinky_J
01:00 <Lumeah> cuz u proving it. 
01:00 <Lumeah> hi slinky_J 
01:00 <steven_> Lumeah has big T T s
01:00 <Skirmish> fat bags.
01:08 <amelia> wake up bwidget babes x
01:20 <Skirmish> I managed to find a picture of Lumeah. http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/Frizzylizzy_zpsuwlxhkn0.png
01:23 Join: slinky_J ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
01:48 <Lumeah> are u really that small of a man?
01:58 <steven_> all bow for king slinky_J
02:00 <steven_> rangabangas
02:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllll @ slinky_J
02:00 <amelia> ribbit
02:00 <Skirmish> No child has suckled on them because only duck fat comes out.
02:00 <steven_> hahaha
02:00 <Lumeah> child. 
02:00 <President_Trump> slinky_J get your hands out of abortion's blue undies you sick fuck
02:06 <Lumeah> cuz u proving it.
02:14 <Lumeah> hi slinky_J
02:21 <steven_> Lumeah has big T T s
02:29 <Skirmish> fat bags.
02:39 <steven_> rangabangas
02:51 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllll @ slinky_J
02:55 <amelia> ribbit
02:59 <Skirmish> No child has suckled on them because only duck fat comes out.
03:00 <amelia> http://www.cdkenterprises.com/images/super/zib6707xl.jpg
03:00 <slinky_J> LOL
03:00 <Skirmish> lol
03:00 <steven_> lol
03:00 <slinky_J> aye
03:00 <slinky_J> where is  abortion
03:00 <slinky_J> he has to come over this week
03:00 <nate> id spread those frogs legs
03:00 <slinky_J> and we needa sort out aquatic center
03:00 <slinky_J> woo woo
03:02 <steven_> hahaha
03:13 <Lumeah> child.
03:14 <President_Trump> slinky_J get your hands out of abortion's blue undies you sick fuck
03:48 <amelia> http://www.cdkenterprises.com/images/super/zib6707xl.jpg
03:52 <slinky_J> LOL
04:00 <slinky_J> centre of h2O
04:00 <nate> slinky_J u gonna give him a wet handjob?
04:00 <slinky_J> sure
04:00 <slinky_J> in the spa
04:00 <steven_> dry with a bit of spit
04:00 <nate> lol
04:00 <slinky_J> in the sauna I'll be naked
04:00 <slinky_J> lol not
04:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
04:00 <nate> slinky_J bridget just posted her pic, shes very hot
04:02 <Skirmish> lol
04:05 <steven_> lol
04:16 <slinky_J> aye
04:22 <slinky_J> where is  abortion
04:26 <slinky_J> he has to come over this week
04:27 <nate> id spread those frogs legs
04:29 * steven_ bows infront of slinky_J
04:35 <slinky_J> and we needa sort out aquatic center
04:36 <slinky_J> woo woo
04:42 <slinky_J> centre of h2O
04:51 <nate> slinky_J u gonna give him a wet handjob?
04:57 <slinky_J> sure
04:59 <slinky_J> in the spa
05:00 <nate> go in for da kisses
05:00 <slinky_J> ahh Adele <3
05:00 <slinky_J> CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
05:00 <slinky_J> she gotta sing that
05:00 <slinky_J> lol
05:02 <steven_> dry with a bit of spit
05:04 <nate> lol
05:06 <slinky_J> in the sauna I'll be naked
05:09 <slinky_J> lol not
05:10 <slinky_J> hahaha
05:25 <nate> slinky_J bridget just posted her pic, shes very hot
05:54 <nate> go in for da kisses
06:00 <slinky_J> dude abortion is a fkn top dude
06:00 <slinky_J> glad to have him as a friend.
06:00 <President_Trump> slinky_J loser i have a video for you
06:00 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz_I8ZBnaeA
06:00 <slinky_J> good friends are hard to come by.
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hilarious Awkward " Stand by Me " Cover Song - Donald Trump Ben Carson in Florida (Mar 20, 2016) Length: 3:34 - Category: News & Politics - 25 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:00 <TI> amelia
06:19 <slinky_J> ahh Adele <3
06:26 <slinky_J> CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
06:29 <slinky_J> she gotta sing that
06:30 <slinky_J> lol
06:38 <slinky_J> dude abortion is a fkn top dude
06:47 <slinky_J> glad to have him as a friend.
07:00 <amelia> wot
07:00 <TI> xoxo
07:00 <Skirmish> O.M.G
07:00 <amelia> do not speak to me unless you have cheese slices on your face
07:00 <amelia> capiche?
07:00 <Skirmish> I found an extremely rare pepe.
07:00 <TI> :/
07:03 <President_Trump> slinky_J loser i have a video for you
07:05 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz_I8ZBnaeA
07:05 Join: TI ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
07:07 <slinky_J> good friends are hard to come by.
07:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hilarious Awkward " Stand by Me " Cover Song - Donald Trump Ben Carson in Florida (Mar 20, 2016) Length: 3:34 - Category: News & Politics - 25 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:12 <TI> amelia
07:41 <amelia> wot
07:52 <TI> xoxo
07:59 <Skirmish> O.M.G
08:00 <Skirmish> http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/frizzypepelumeah_zps1swktesu.png <------------- Frizzy frog pepe/lumeah
08:15 <amelia> do not speak to me unless you have cheese slices on your face
08:19 <amelia> capiche?
08:29 <Skirmish> I found an extremely rare pepe.
08:36 <TI> :/
08:47 <Skirmish> http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/frizzypepelumeah_zps1swktesu.png <------------- Frizzy frog pepe/lumeah
09:00 <Lumeah> how do u have ready access to these pics u claimed are of me.  maybe u need them close at hand to wank to
10:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHAA Lumeah are you clicking the links?
10:00 <President_Trump> lololllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
10:00 <President_Trump> i have a wank folder, Lumeah is in there
10:00 <TI> amelia https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlf1/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/12803062_222474408101519_1460061110722284667_n.jpg?oh=25a9bb04d2f70f2492224a4a3deed0be&oe=57898367&__gda__=1469097696_a75a11887ae117b65bab67d0a932d11f
10:00 <Skirmish> Fapping to pepe is the coolest thing to do in 2016.
10:00 <TI> amelia
10:31 <Lumeah> how do u have ready access to these pics u claimed are of me. maybe u need them close at hand to wank to
11:00 <President_Trump> TI make a song about amelia
11:00 <TI> a meal i a
11:01 <amelia> AAHAHAHHAA Lumeah are you clicking the links?
11:14 <President_Trump> lololllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
11:17 <President_Trump> i have a wank folder, Lumeah is in there
11:20 <TI> amelia https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlf1/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/12803062_222474408101519_1460061110722284667_n.jpg?oh=25a9bb04d2f70f2492224a4a3deed0be&oe=57898367&__gda__=1469097696_a75a11887ae117b65bab67d0a932d11f
11:21 <Skirmish> Fapping to pepe is the coolest thing to do in 2016.
11:24 <TI> amelia
12:00 <amelia> aaaaaahahaahahahahahahahhaha
12:00 <Skirmish> I fap to this erry day http://imgur.com/heG3nV3
12:00 <TI> :-P
12:00 <amelia> Look at christophers smile wif cheese on his face
12:00 <steven_> not only on his face
12:00 <Skirmish> That's not Chris. he cannot afford block cheese.
12:00 <steven_> [16:48] 07(14@11amelia07)11 i cant stop laughing at "frizzy frog"
12:00 <steven_> [16:49] 07(11steven_07)11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMlcn-_jpWY
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Selena Gomez - Hands To Myself (Jan 20, 2016) Length: 3:48 - Category: Music - 81,419,251 views - 1,044,401 likes (94.5%), 61,308 dislikes (5.5%)
12:12 <President_Trump> TI make a song about amelia
12:26 <TI> a meal i a
12:39 <amelia> aaaaaahahaahahahahahahahhaha
12:41 <Skirmish> I fap to this erry day http://imgur.com/heG3nV3
12:43 <TI> :-P
12:55 <amelia> Look at christophers smile wif cheese on his face
13:00 <Lumeah> no im not clicking the links 
13:00 <Lumeah> im not wasting my time 
13:00 <steven_> its a picture of a frog
13:00 <Skirmish> What is with chicks dancing around in granny undies and thinking it looks hot. NO SELENA! underwear that covers all the way up to and including your belly button is not sexy.
13:05 <steven_> not only on his face
13:13 <Skirmish> That's not Chris. he cannot afford block cheese.
13:24 <steven_> [16:48] (@amelia) i cant stop laughing at "frizzy frog"
13:24 <steven_> [16:49] (steven_) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMlcn-_jpWY
13:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Selena Gomez - Hands To Myself (Jan 20, 2016) Length: 3:48 - Category: Music - 81,419,251 views - 1,044,401 likes (94.5%), 61,308 dislikes (5.5%)
14:00 <amelia> shocking voice
14:00 <TI> lols
14:00 <amelia> talks, doesn't sing
14:00 <amelia> but she hot as fuck
14:00 <Skirmish> I fingered a chick in those undies once. I got elastic burn on my fucking elbow.
14:00 <TI> i could remix amelia
14:00 <Skirmish> SAY NO TO GRANNY PANTS!
14:00 <amelia> sexy lil pretty thang
14:15 <Lumeah> no im not clicking the links
14:23 <Lumeah> im not wasting my time
14:32 <steven_> its a picture of a frog
14:32 <Skirmish> What is with chicks dancing around in granny undies and thinking it looks hot. NO SELENA! underwear that covers all the way up to and including your belly button is not sexy.
14:52 <amelia> shocking voice
14:56 <TI> lols
15:00 <slinky_J> oh gosh President_Trump you funny fucker.
15:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
15:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
15:00 <nate> amelia if u wanna eat tisks cheese say it now
15:00 <slinky_J> can't help but love you you shit fuck.
15:00 <Lumeah> ah
15:00 <slinky_J> DONALD DONALD STAND BY ME!
15:00 <steven_> CANT KEEP MY HANDS TO MY SELF
15:00 <slinky_J> unf
15:00 <steven_> i mean i could but why would i want to
15:00 <slinky_J> I would fuck steven_J
15:00 <slinky_J> but not steven_.
15:00 <slinky_J> :/
15:00 <slinky_J> ;D
15:00 <Lumeah> lol
15:01 <amelia> talks, doesn't sing
15:07 <amelia> but she hot as fuck
15:08 <Skirmish> I fingered a chick in those undies once. I got elastic burn on my fucking elbow.
15:13 <TI> i could remix amelia
15:16 <Skirmish> SAY NO TO GRANNY PANTS!
15:17 <amelia> sexy lil pretty thang
15:54 <slinky_J> oh gosh President_Trump you funny fucker.
15:56 <slinky_J> hahahaha
16:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
16:00 <slinky_J> ye nah not him :P
16:00 <TI> thats expensive glasses man they were even grated lens
16:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZLy3h0m9qo
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mike Stone & Steve Heller - Streets Of San Francisco 99 (Lady Plus Remix) (Sep 7, 2012) Length: 6:23 - Category: Music - 5,408 views - 15 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:00 <Skirmish> What do you call it when tisk has cheese on his face? bukake.
16:08 <slinky_J> can't help but love you you shit fuck.
16:09 <nate> amelia if u wanna eat tisks cheese say it now
16:11 <Lumeah> ah
16:14 <slinky_J> DONALD DONALD STAND BY ME!
16:15 <steven_> CANT KEEP MY HANDS TO MY SELF
16:16 <slinky_J> unf
16:22 <steven_> i mean i could but why would i want to
16:26 <slinky_J> I would fuck steven_J
16:28 <slinky_J> but not steven_.
16:30 <slinky_J> :/
16:32 <slinky_J> ;D
16:35 <Lumeah> lol
16:43 <slinky_J> ye nah not him :P
17:00 <TI> thats expensive glasses man they were even grated lens
17:00 <President_Trump> slinky_J VOTE 1 TRUMP
17:00 <Skirmish> Just for the record lumes. I am sure maybe once you were fap worthy but you have aged horribly and there is nothing fap worthy about you now. Not even the gaping fuck wound on your neck.
17:09 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZLy3h0m9qo
17:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mike Stone & Steve Heller - Streets Of San Francisco 99 (Lady Plus Remix) (Sep 7, 2012) Length: 6:23 - Category: Music - 5,408 views - 15 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
17:15 <Skirmish> What do you call it when tisk has cheese on his face? bukake.
17:23 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
17:40 <President_Trump> slinky_J VOTE 1 TRUMP
18:00 <slinky_J> President_Trump
18:00 <slinky_J> i got a song for ya
18:00 <slinky_J> lel
18:00 <nate> did zombies get her Skirmish?
18:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKZQtQvCu3I
18:00 <slinky_J> ;)
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LL Cool J - Exit 13 - 15 - American girl (Sep 6, 2008) Length: 7:15 - Category: Music - 31,382 views - 52 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
18:00 <slinky_J> MARCH!
18:00 <slinky_J> MARCH
18:00 <Skirmish> Lawn mower probably threw something up and cut her neck. She is after all a groundskeeper.
18:00 <slinky_J> CMON BABY MARCH!
18:00 <slinky_J> Donald Trump would love this song ;)
18:26 <Skirmish> Just for the record lumes. I am sure maybe once you were fap worthy but you have aged horribly and there is nothing fap worthy about you now. Not even the gaping fuck wound on your neck.
18:43 <slinky_J> President_Trump
18:46 <slinky_J> i got a song for ya
18:48 <slinky_J> lel
18:51 <nate> did zombies get her Skirmish?
19:00 <slinky_J> he loves bitches!!!!
19:00 <President_Trump> what is this shit
19:00 <slinky_J> a love song to american women
19:00 <slinky_J> :P
19:00 <slinky_J> without the explicit shit rofl
19:00 <nate> slinky_J tt me
19:00 <slinky_J> tt?
19:00 <slinky_J> MARCH!
19:00 <slinky_J> unf unf
19:00 <President_Trump> stop wasting my time rat fuck
19:03 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKZQtQvCu3I
19:05 <slinky_J> ;)
19:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LL Cool J - Exit 13 - 15 - American girl (Sep 6, 2008) Length: 7:15 - Category: Music - 31,382 views - 52 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
19:11 <slinky_J> MARCH!
19:13 <slinky_J> MARCH
19:15 <slinky_J> MARCH
19:21 <slinky_J> CMON BABY MARCH!
19:22 <Skirmish> Lawn mower probably threw something up and cut her neck. She is after all a groundskeeper.
19:35 <slinky_J> Donald Trump would love this song ;)
19:40 <slinky_J> he loves bitches!!!!
19:43 <President_Trump> what is this shit
20:00 <slinky_J> fuck you
20:00 <slinky_J> it's a patriotic song
20:00 <slinky_J> i give for your campaign
20:00 <slinky_J> if u had LL Cool J on ur side
20:00 <slinky_J> you'd win
20:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ LL COOL J. Wow.
20:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJEdTxZmodY
20:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish cmon
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LL Cool J - Exit 13 - 12 - I fall in love (Sep 6, 2008) Length: 6:05 - Category: Music - 16,893 views - 32 likes (94.1%), 2 dislikes (5.9%)
20:08 <slinky_J> a love song to american women
20:09 <slinky_J> :P
20:19 <slinky_J> without the explicit shit rofl
20:20 <nate> slinky_J tt me
20:25 <slinky_J> tt?
20:27 <slinky_J> MARCH!
20:28 <slinky_J> unf unf
20:34 <President_Trump> stop wasting my time rat fuck
20:57 <slinky_J> fuck you
21:00 <President_Trump> melania trump for the white house!
21:00 <slinky_J> first hip hop album i bought, mum bought was ll cool j bad
21:00 <slinky_J> 80s
21:00 <slinky_J> that's why I'm down with you when it comes to hip hop
21:00 <slinky_J> and not thingo
21:00 <slinky_J> because he knows shit about hip hop
21:00 <slinky_J> dont ever diss cool J bro
21:01 <slinky_J> it's a patriotic song
21:07 <slinky_J> i give for your campaign
21:15 <slinky_J> if u had LL Cool J on ur side
21:22 <slinky_J> you'd win
21:25 <Skirmish> LOL @ LL COOL J. Wow.
21:27 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJEdTxZmodY
21:30 <slinky_J> Skirmish cmon
21:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LL Cool J - Exit 13 - 12 - I fall in love (Sep 6, 2008) Length: 6:05 - Category: Music - 16,893 views - 32 likes (94.1%), 2 dislikes (5.9%)
21:40 <President_Trump> melania trump for the white house!
21:48 <slinky_J> first hip hop album i bought, mum bought was ll cool j bad
22:00 <Skirmish> I used to listen to LL COOL J in the 90's mang and even then it wasn't cool.
22:00 <Skirmish> I think I have one of his CD's in my filing cabinet even.
22:05 <slinky_J> 80s
22:16 <slinky_J> that's why I'm down with you when it comes to hip hop
22:18 <slinky_J> and not thingo
22:23 <slinky_J> because he knows shit about hip hop
22:31 <slinky_J> dont ever diss cool J bro
23:00 <slinky_J> OH bro
23:00 <slinky_J> his tiny role in um
23:00 <slinky_J> the mj fox movie
23:00 <slinky_J> james woods
23:00 <slinky_J> grrr the fk
23:00 <slinky_J> THE HARD WAY
23:00 <slinky_J> he does shit for the guys and the ladies
23:00 <slinky_J> and for both
23:02 <Skirmish> I used to listen to LL COOL J in the 90's mang and even then it wasn't cool.
23:15 <Skirmish> I think I have one of his CD's in my filing cabinet even.
23:44 <slinky_J> OH bro
23:54 <slinky_J> his tiny role in um
23:59 <slinky_J> the mj fox movie
24:00 <slinky_J> is why I always loved him but when I saw mama said knock you out music vid
24:00 <slinky_J> that blew me away
24:00 <nate> ll cool j is cool
24:00 <nate> comeon now ;D
24:00 <slinky_J> then when I found out that an entire verse was cut from the video to air
24:00 <slinky_J> and heard it
24:00 <slinky_J> not even comparable to today
24:00 <slinky_J> but back then it was too hardcore for radio and television
24:00 <slinky_J> talking about blowing up a city
24:00 <slinky_J> lol
24:04 <slinky_J> james woods
24:07 <slinky_J> grrr the fk
24:09 <slinky_J> THE HARD WAY
24:23 <slinky_J> he does shit for the guys and the ladies
24:26 <slinky_J> and for both
24:39 <slinky_J> is why I always loved him but when I saw mama said knock you out music vid
24:42 <slinky_J> that blew me away
24:45 <nate> ll cool j is cool
24:48 <nate> comeon now ;D
24:55 <slinky_J> then when I found out that an entire verse was cut from the video to air
24:58 <slinky_J> and heard it
25:00 <slinky_J> no swear words was the best thing about the original incarnation of ll cool j
25:00 <Skirmish> So he was the first version of Will Smith another words.
25:00 <slinky_J> when he went more ghetto he was harder to take seriously, even though he was making a point
25:00 <slinky_J> yes
25:00 <slinky_J> he was
25:00 <slinky_J> except will smith didnt make it
25:00 <slinky_J> and ll has adapted to the times
25:08 <slinky_J> not even comparable to today
25:19 <slinky_J> but back then it was too hardcore for radio and television
25:26 <slinky_J> talking about blowing up a city
25:26 <slinky_J> lol
25:41 <slinky_J> no swear words was the best thing about the original incarnation of ll cool j
26:00 <slinky_J> im a fan of ll's old stuff but i do love Exit 13 from 2013
26:00 <slinky_J> OH btw Skirmish I have a quote for you
26:00 <slinky_J> not from the movie with John Malkovich but the novel. one sec
26:00 <President_Trump> deport mexicans
26:05 <Skirmish> So he was the first version of Will Smith another words.
26:05 <slinky_J> when he went more ghetto he was harder to take seriously, even though he was making a point
26:10 <slinky_J> yes
26:12 <slinky_J> he was
26:20 <slinky_J> except will smith didnt make it
26:29 <slinky_J> and ll has adapted to the times
26:45 <slinky_J> im a fan of ll's old stuff but i do love Exit 13 from 2013
26:59 <slinky_J> OH btw Skirmish I have a quote for you
27:00 <slinky_J> Today I borrowed Jamaica Inn/ The Birds off of my psychiatrist <3 but this is from the novel DISGRACE
27:00 <slinky_J> "It was a male. Whenever there was a bitch in the vicinity it would get excited and unmanageable, and with Pavlovian regularity the owners would beat it. This went on until the poor dog didn't know what to do. At the smell of a bitch it would chase around the garden with its ears flat and its tail between its legs, whining, trying to hide. 
27:00 <slinky_J> […] There was something so ignoble in the spectacle that I despaired. One can punish a dog, it seems to me, for an offence like chewing a slipper. […] But desire is another story. No animal will accept the justice of being punished for following its instincts." (11. 22)
27:00 <slinky_J> -Disgrace
27:13 <slinky_J> not from the movie with John Malkovich but the novel. one sec
27:24 <President_Trump> deport mexicans
27:55 <slinky_J> Today I borrowed Jamaica Inn/ The Birds off of my psychiatrist <3 but this is from the novel DISGRACE
28:21 <slinky_J> "It was a male. Whenever there was a bitch in the vicinity it would get excited and unmanageable, and with Pavlovian regularity the owners would beat it. This went on until the poor dog didn't know what to do. At the smell of a bitch it would chase around the garden with its ears flat and its tail between its legs, whining, trying to hide.
28:32 <slinky_J> […] There was something so ignoble in the spectacle that I despaired. One can punish a dog, it seems to me, for an offence like chewing a slipper. […] But desire is another story. No animal will accept the justice of being punished for following its instincts." (11. 22)
28:32 <slinky_J> -Disgrace
29:00 <slinky_J> I have to pick up this novel hey, the film is brilliant.
29:59 <slinky_J> I have to pick up this novel hey, the film is brilliant.
30:00 <thestig> oh the fat cow left
31:00 <slinky_J> who
31:00 <slinky_J> `op
31:00 <President_Trump> no nate is still here
31:00 <slinky_J> aww
31:00 <nate> moo
31:35 <+thestig> oh the fat cow left
32:00 <slinky_J> bit late ChanOP
32:00 <slinky_J> `deop
32:00 <slinky_J> U LOST ALL SEXUAL PRIVS NOW FUCK
32:00 <slinky_J> Im just gonna cuddle up to bonny.
32:18 <slinky_J> who
32:23 <slinky_J> `op
32:23 <President_Trump> no nate is still here
32:27 <slinky_J> aww
32:29 <nate> moo
32:33 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o slinky_J
32:40 <slinky_J> bit late ChanOP
32:45 <slinky_J> `deop
32:52 <slinky_J> U LOST ALL SEXUAL PRIVS NOW FUCK
32:55 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o slinky_J
33:04 <slinky_J> Im just gonna cuddle up to bonny.
34:00 <President_Trump> wheres THE GOWCH?
34:00 <thestig> oh he is
35:06 <President_Trump> wheres THE GOWCH?
35:34 <+thestig> oh he is
36:00 <President_Trump> 4,12 OH DONALD DONALD STANDDDD BY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
36:00 <nate> moo moo land
36:00 <Skirmish> So who has heard of 1200 Techniques?
36:41 <President_Trump>  OH DONALD DONALD STANDDDD BY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
36:57 <nate> moo moo land
37:00 <President_Trump> pliv has
37:00 <President_Trump> he taught them everything they know
37:00 <Skirmish> lol
37:01 <Skirmish> So who has heard of 1200 Techniques?
38:13 <President_Trump> pliv has
38:23 <President_Trump> he taught them everything they know
38:34 <Skirmish> lol
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44:00 <slinky_J> I am chatting to the gowch.
44:00 <slinky_J> On fb.
45:00 <President_Trump> tell her TRUMP says hi
45:00 <President_Trump> and see ya at cheong park in 2 hours
45:26 <slinky_J> I am chatting to the gowch.
45:28 <slinky_J> On fb.
46:00 <Skirmish> It's always a good laugh going through my drawer of CD's.
46:10 <President_Trump> tell her TRUMP says hi
46:20 <President_Trump> and see ya at cheong park in 2 hours
46:57 <Skirmish> It's always a good laugh going through my drawer of CD's.
47:00 <Skirmish> http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/6F8DC191-DBBD-4509-B12D-88215814C5F1_zpsscr53f3y.jpg <----- Is the dude on the right Jerome?
47:00 <Skirmish> Pliv was in 1200 Techniques!
48:00 <President_Trump> no he is the one in the middle
48:00 <Skirmish> He wishes he was black and not a weedy wigga.
48:00 <Skirmish> Going old skool http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/02C4C6D1-29E2-40B8-9650-F0BF334EA8F4_zpsbbi4cbpj.jpg
48:02 <Skirmish> http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/6F8DC191-DBBD-4509-B12D-88215814C5F1_zpsscr53f3y.jpg <----- Is the dude on the right Jerome?
48:11 <Skirmish> Pliv was in 1200 Techniques!
48:53 <President_Trump> no he is the one in the middle
49:00 <Skirmish> Who remembers Amiel?
49:12 <Skirmish> He wishes he was black and not a weedy wigga.
49:31 <Skirmish> Going old skool http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/02C4C6D1-29E2-40B8-9650-F0BF334EA8F4_zpsbbi4cbpj.jpg
50:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish
50:00 <slinky_J> check this out
50:00 <slinky_J> listen to it or watch it
50:00 <slinky_J> your choice.
50:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l75Z8wil_U
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks "Design in Malice" feat. Young Zee & Pacewon - Official Video (Dec 22, 2011) Length: 3:55 - Category: Music - 10,238,122 views - 62,346 likes (98.2%), 1,128 dislikes (1.8%)
50:00 <slinky_J> this is my favourite hip hop vid since 2011
50:32 <Skirmish> Who remembers Amiel?
50:55 <slinky_J> Skirmish
50:58 <slinky_J> check this out
51:00 <slinky_J> Jus Allah is my fav multisylabolic rappers
51:00 <slinky_J> poor old Young Zee though, Eminem bit his style
51:00 <slinky_J> back in the day when Em was in his crew
51:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76Gjvxw031k
51:06 <slinky_J> listen to it or watch it
51:08 <slinky_J> your choice.
51:20 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l75Z8wil_U
51:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks "Design in Malice" feat. Young Zee & Pacewon - Official Video (Dec 22, 2011) Length: 3:55 - Category: Music - 10,238,122 views - 62,346 likes (98.2%), 1,128 dislikes (1.8%)
51:37 <slinky_J> this is my favourite hip hop vid since 2011
51:53 <slinky_J> Jus Allah is my fav multisylabolic rappers
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Young Zee - "Dear Shady" Eminem Response [HD] Directed by Nimi Hendrix (Jan 4, 2015) Length: 5:01 - Category: Music - 241,501 views - 2,441 likes (85.5%), 415 dislikes (14.5%)
52:00 <slinky_J> ^ truth
52:00 <screws> wheres pliv when you actually need him,
52:00 <Skirmish> Nobody actually needs him.
52:00 <slinky_J> no shit
52:00 <slinky_J> after his spew on me
52:00 <Skirmish> Is he your new thang? Going to get a second date out of him screws?
52:00 <slinky_J> he can make up for it
52:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish
52:00 <slinky_J> watch that young zee vid
52:12 <slinky_J> poor old Young Zee though, Eminem bit his style
52:22 <slinky_J> back in the day when Em was in his crew
52:38 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76Gjvxw031k
52:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Young Zee - "Dear Shady" Eminem Response [HD] Directed by Nimi Hendrix (Jan 4, 2015) Length: 5:01 - Category: Music - 241,501 views - 2,441 likes (85.5%), 415 dislikes (14.5%)
52:42 <slinky_J> ^ truth
52:54 <screws> wheres pliv when you actually need him,
53:00 <slinky_J> and the jedi mind one bro
53:00 <slinky_J> tell me what you think, I respect your opinion
53:08 <Skirmish> Nobody actually needs him.
53:15 <slinky_J> no shit
53:19 <slinky_J> after his spew on me
53:23 <Skirmish> Is he your new thang? Going to get a second date out of him screws?
53:24 <slinky_J> he can make up for it
53:26 <slinky_J> Skirmish
53:34 <slinky_J> watch that young zee vid
53:38 <slinky_J> and the jedi mind one bro
53:45 <slinky_J> tell me what you think, I respect your opinion
55:00 <nate> ;p
55:00 <Skirmish> I don't like it slinky_J.
55:57 <nate> ;p
56:00 <slinky_J> the young z shady?
56:00 <slinky_J> that's all about the past
56:00 <slinky_J> ahah just remembered first wax i bought
56:00 <slinky_J> REDMAN WELCOME TO DA BRICKS!
56:00 <slinky_J> lol
56:22 <Skirmish> I don't like it slinky_J.
57:00 <Skirmish> http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/9D5F2A95-0F89-48E1-9178-EA2EF76B4527_zpsylmwzs3t.jpg <-------- loved this when it released.
57:00 <slinky_J> fuck was that 94
57:00 <slinky_J> love redman bro
57:00 <slinky_J> double sided
57:00 <slinky_J> ayyyy
57:00 <slinky_J> whuuutttt
57:00 <slinky_J> hey have you got a good um
57:00 <slinky_J> site i can dl
57:00 <Skirmish> I get the feeling that you get involved in the story behind your music slinky_J. I don't. You are getting something different out of those tracks than I do.
57:00 <slinky_J> I dont have um
57:00 <slinky_J> fk
57:00 <slinky_J> on this laptop
57:09 <slinky_J> the young z shady?
57:13 <slinky_J> that's all about the past
57:23 <slinky_J> ahah just remembered first wax i bought
57:30 <slinky_J> REDMAN WELCOME TO DA BRICKS!
57:32 <slinky_J> lol
57:38 <Skirmish> http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/9D5F2A95-0F89-48E1-9178-EA2EF76B4527_zpsylmwzs3t.jpg <-------- loved this when it released.
57:38 <slinky_J> fuck was that 94
57:44 <slinky_J> love redman bro
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58:00 <slinky_J> oh
58:00 <slinky_J> i moved everything from old laptop to here
58:00 <slinky_J> soulseek
58:00 <slinky_J> gotta pay for it now ey
58:00 <slinky_J> I understand that Skirmish.
58:00 <slinky_J> <3
58:00 <President_Trump> screws what do you want pliv for?
58:00 <nate> fat cow is out
58:00 <slinky_J> Do you know Non-Phixion?
58:00 <nate> goodnight BEauties
58:07 <slinky_J> double sided
58:09 <slinky_J> ayyyy
58:12 <slinky_J> whuuutttt
58:19 <slinky_J> hey have you got a good um
58:26 <slinky_J> site i can dl
58:27 <Skirmish> I get the feeling that you get involved in the story behind your music slinky_J. I don't. You are getting something different out of those tracks than I do.
58:29 <slinky_J> I dont have um
58:32 <slinky_J> fk
58:37 <slinky_J> on this laptop
58:39 <slinky_J> oh
58:48 <slinky_J> i moved everything from old laptop to here
58:57 <slinky_J> soulseek
59:00 <slinky_J> Loop Troop
59:00 <slinky_J> this you would love
59:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLAcO3r5Xjs
59:00 <slinky_J> promoe from loop troop
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Promoe - These Walls Don't Lie (Feb 1, 2006) Length: 4:05 - Category: Music - 2,265,077 views - 8,424 likes (98.4%), 135 dislikes (1.6%)
59:00 <slinky_J> I got his scandi albums
59:00 <slinky_J> but this is classic u gotta know it!
59:08 <slinky_J> gotta pay for it now ey
59:21 <slinky_J> I understand that Skirmish.
59:23 <slinky_J> <3
59:27 <President_Trump> screws what do you want pliv for?
59:27 <nate> fat cow is out
59:31 <slinky_J> Do you know Non-Phixion?
59:36 <nate> goodnight BEauties
59:47 <slinky_J> Loop Troop
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00:00 <Skirmish> Never heard of it before and I don't like it.
00:00 <slinky_J> woah serious
00:00 <slinky_J> ok
00:00 <slinky_J> that's cool with me
00:00 <slinky_J> it is something that got me in to hilltops tho
00:00 <slinky_J> uno the ba ba da
00:00 <slinky_J> that's where hilltops took it from
00:00 <slinky_J> lol!
00:00 <slinky_J> :P
00:00 <slinky_J> ;)
00:00 <Skirmish> I am all over the place when it comes to what I like and dislike. I can love 1 track from an artist and hate the rest of their work.
00:08 <slinky_J> this you would love
00:10 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLAcO3r5Xjs
00:14 <slinky_J> promoe from loop troop
00:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Promoe - These Walls Don't Lie (Feb 1, 2006) Length: 4:05 - Category: Music - 2,265,077 views - 8,424 likes (98.4%), 135 dislikes (1.6%)
00:21 <slinky_J> I got his scandi albums
00:30 <slinky_J> but this is classic u gotta know it!
00:46 <Skirmish> Never heard of it before and I don't like it.
00:56 <slinky_J> woah serious
00:57 <slinky_J> ok
01:00 <slinky_J> that's cool with me
01:00 <slinky_J> true
01:00 <slinky_J> that's how I am, mostly
01:00 <slinky_J> except for Bush
01:00 <slinky_J> for some reason I love every Bush song
01:00 <slinky_J> of course some more than others.
01:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMYAEHE2GrM <----- This is great.
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bone Thugs N Harmony - Crossroads (Mar 28, 2007) Length: 4:43 - Category: Music - 31,596,918 views - 120,733 likes (97.3%), 3,336 dislikes (2.7%)
01:10 <slinky_J> it is something that got me in to hilltops tho
01:13 <slinky_J> uno the ba ba da
01:19 <slinky_J> that's where hilltops took it from
01:20 <slinky_J> lol!
01:21 <slinky_J> :P
01:22 <slinky_J> ;)
01:33 <Skirmish> I am all over the place when it comes to what I like and dislike. I can love 1 track from an artist and hate the rest of their work.
01:48 <slinky_J> true
01:54 <slinky_J> that's how I am, mostly
01:58 <slinky_J> except for Bush
02:00 <slinky_J> Greedy Fly is my all time favourite song with the exception of Lou Reed's PERFECT DAY
02:00 <slinky_J> and Elvis Love Me Tender
02:00 <slinky_J> but I had that played at dad's funeral
02:00 <slinky_J> lol
02:00 <slinky_J> BONE!
02:00 <slinky_J> YEAAAA BOY
02:00 <slinky_J> i love bone nigga
02:00 <slinky_J> lols
02:06 <slinky_J> for some reason I love every Bush song
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02:18 <slinky_J> of course some more than others.
02:34 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMYAEHE2GrM <----- This is great.
02:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bone Thugs N Harmony - Crossroads (Mar 28, 2007) Length: 4:43 - Category: Music - 31,596,918 views - 120,733 likes (97.3%), 3,336 dislikes (2.7%)
02:45 <slinky_J> Greedy Fly is my all time favourite song with the exception of Lou Reed's PERFECT DAY
02:51 <slinky_J> and Elvis Love Me Tender
02:59 <slinky_J> but I had that played at dad's funeral
03:00 <slinky_J> hold up puttin this on stereo
03:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UonWGD233TM
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mase- Feel So Good Lyrics (Jan 19, 2013) Length: 3:24 - Category: Music - 212,767 views - 825 likes (96.9%), 26 dislikes (3.1%)
03:00 <Skirmish> ^ Even better.
03:00 <slinky_J> only posting this
03:00 <slinky_J> even though you know it
03:00 <slinky_J> because this is my fav track off of biggie's last album :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Onc4fFGlo
03:00 <slinky_J> XD
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bone Thugs-N- Harmony Feat. Biggie Smalls - Notorious Thugs (Feb 25, 2013) Length: 6:10 - Category: Music - 4,545,345 views - 27,436 likes (95.7%), 1,243 dislikes (4.3%)
03:03 <slinky_J> lol
03:07 <slinky_J> BONE!
03:09 <slinky_J> YEAAAA BOY
03:26 <slinky_J> i love bone nigga
03:27 <slinky_J> lols
03:40 <slinky_J> hold up puttin this on stereo
03:46 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UonWGD233TM
03:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mase- Feel So Good Lyrics (Jan 19, 2013) Length: 3:24 - Category: Music - 212,767 views - 825 likes (96.9%), 26 dislikes (3.1%)
03:55 <Skirmish> ^ Even better.
04:00 <Skirmish> I like a lot of Mase stuff. Sound is great.
04:00 <slinky_J> MASE
04:00 <slinky_J> WHAT
04:00 <slinky_J> I thought mase quit
04:00 <slinky_J> ohhhh
04:00 <slinky_J> he did come back ey
04:00 <Skirmish> It's an old track.
04:00 <slinky_J> ohh
04:00 <slinky_J> so this is before he turned Preacher?
04:00 <slinky_J> lol
04:00 <slinky_J> OH YEAH LOLOLOL
04:00 <slinky_J> he always had a mad flow
04:13 <slinky_J> only posting this
04:18 <slinky_J> even though you know it
04:29 <slinky_J> because this is my fav track off of biggie's last album :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Onc4fFGlo
04:32 <slinky_J> XD
04:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bone Thugs-N- Harmony Feat. Biggie Smalls - Notorious Thugs (Feb 25, 2013) Length: 6:10 - Category: Music - 4,545,345 views - 27,436 likes (95.7%), 1,243 dislikes (4.3%)
04:40 <Skirmish> I like a lot of Mase stuff. Sound is great.
04:41 <slinky_J> MASE
04:43 <slinky_J> WHAT
04:49 <slinky_J> I thought mase quit
04:50 <slinky_J> ohhhh
04:54 <slinky_J> he did come back ey
04:56 <Skirmish> It's an old track.
05:00 <slinky_J> ohh
05:00 <slinky_J> he and puffy complimented eachother with their styles
05:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX8Fn9hDpkI&index=2&list=RD4pjCcIh9O5c <-------- Very relaxed and mellow sound. Easy to get into the groove with.
05:00 <slinky_J> but with biggie I believe mase was better.
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mase - Tell Me What You Want (Mar 21, 2007) Length: 4:03 - Category: Music - 5,368,925 views - 19,102 likes (96.6%), 678 dislikes (3.4%)
05:00 <slinky_J> I know this dude
05:06 <slinky_J> so this is before he turned Preacher?
05:08 <slinky_J> lol
05:22 <slinky_J> OH YEAH LOLOLOL
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05:32 <slinky_J> he always had a mad flow
05:58 <slinky_J> he and puffy complimented eachother with their styles
06:00 <slinky_J> I believe we appreciate the same type of mellow 90's
06:00 <slinky_J> AHAAAH
06:00 <slinky_J> ye ye
06:00 <slinky_J> take a look and slinky j is something you can have all year
06:00 <slinky_J> LOL
06:00 <Skirmish> nelly is an evolution of Mase.
06:00 <slinky_J> woah
06:00 <slinky_J> now that's a statement lol
06:00 <slinky_J> ok
06:00 <slinky_J> put a nelly song
06:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtSDWq6HsJE
06:00 <slinky_J> that shows it
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nelly - Ride Wit Me ft. St. Lunatics (Oct 8, 2009) Length: 4:46 - Category: Music - 61,814,810 views - 180,665 likes (96.4%), 6,816 dislikes (3.6%)
06:00 <slinky_J> what about um
06:07 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX8Fn9hDpkI&index=2&list=RD4pjCcIh9O5c <-------- Very relaxed and mellow sound. Easy to get into the groove with.
06:08 <slinky_J> but with biggie I believe mase was better.
06:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mase - Tell Me What You Want (Mar 21, 2007) Length: 4:03 - Category: Music - 5,368,925 views - 19,102 likes (96.6%), 678 dislikes (3.4%)
06:22 <slinky_J> I know this dude
06:39 <slinky_J> I believe we appreciate the same type of mellow 90's
06:48 <slinky_J> AHAAAH
06:52 <slinky_J> ye ye
07:00 <slinky_J> enter the dragon guy
07:00 <slinky_J> wtf was his name?
07:00 <slinky_J> white hair
07:00 <slinky_J> silver or white
07:00 <slinky_J> ENTER THE DRAGON
07:00 <slinky_J> ahaha ye this
07:05 <slinky_J> take a look and slinky j is something you can have all year
07:06 <slinky_J> LOL
07:12 <Skirmish> nelly is an evolution of Mase.
07:20 <slinky_J> woah
07:24 <slinky_J> now that's a statement lol
07:27 <slinky_J> ok
07:30 <slinky_J> put a nelly song
07:33 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtSDWq6HsJE
07:34 <slinky_J> that shows it
07:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nelly - Ride Wit Me ft. St. Lunatics (Oct 8, 2009) Length: 4:46 - Category: Music - 61,814,810 views - 180,665 likes (96.4%), 6,816 dislikes (3.6%)
07:38 <slinky_J> what about um
07:41 <slinky_J> enter the dragon guy
07:43 <slinky_J> wtf was his name?
07:48 <slinky_J> white hair
07:55 <slinky_J> silver or white
07:59 <slinky_J> ENTER THE DRAGON
08:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uRzvlVoX1A
08:00 <Skirmish> I used to smash Country Grammar in my car when I had it set up for sound comps. dat bass.
08:00 <slinky_J> unleash lol
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sisqo - Unleash the Dragon (Dec 24, 2008) Length: 3:56 - Category: Music - 1,391,664 views - 4,479 likes (95.6%), 208 dislikes (4.4%)
08:00 <slinky_J> ;)
08:00 <slinky_J> I still love this
08:00 <slinky_J> I have a movie for you to see
08:00 <Skirmish> He did the Thong Song as well.
08:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxAqGJ0jO2g
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Light It Up (1999) Trailer (Usher Raymond, Forest Whitaker and Rosario Dawson) (Jun 3, 2012) Length: 1:53 - Category: Film & Animation - 21,809 views - 66 likes (95.7%), 3 dislikes (4.3%)
08:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha thong song omigot
08:00 <slinky_J> that was like
08:07 <slinky_J> ahaha ye this
08:43 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uRzvlVoX1A
08:44 <Skirmish> I used to smash Country Grammar in my car when I had it set up for sound comps. dat bass.
08:46 <slinky_J> unleash lol
08:47 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sisqo - Unleash the Dragon (Dec 24, 2008) Length: 3:56 - Category: Music - 1,391,664 views - 4,479 likes (95.6%), 208 dislikes (4.4%)
08:48 <slinky_J> ;)
08:53 <slinky_J> I still love this
08:58 <slinky_J> I have a movie for you to see
09:00 <slinky_J> akin to pokerface
09:00 <slinky_J> lol
09:00 <slinky_J> check that trailer out ok
09:00 <Skirmish> A+ was one of the first single CD's I got in the 90's.
09:00 <slinky_J> it is a brilliant movie
09:00 <slinky_J> true?
09:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQOgDwUyB9I
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: a+ - enjoy yourself (Jul 4, 2006) Length: 3:49 - Category: Music - 554,940 views - 1,616 likes (96.8%), 54 dislikes (3.2%)
09:13 <Skirmish> He did the Thong Song as well.
09:26 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxAqGJ0jO2g
09:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Light It Up (1999) Trailer (Usher Raymond, Forest Whitaker and Rosario Dawson) (Jun 3, 2012) Length: 1:53 - Category: Film & Animation - 21,809 views - 66 likes (95.7%), 3 dislikes (4.3%)
09:32 <slinky_J> hahahahaha thong song omigot
09:36 <slinky_J> that was like
09:40 <slinky_J> akin to pokerface
09:41 <slinky_J> lol
09:52 <slinky_J> check that trailer out ok
09:56 <Skirmish> A+ was one of the first single CD's I got in the 90's.
09:56 <slinky_J> it is a brilliant movie
10:00 <slinky_J> true?
10:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10:00 <slinky_J> FUCKKKKKKKK
10:00 <slinky_J> hahaha blow me awya
10:00 <slinky_J> away*
10:00 <slinky_J> rofl
10:18 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQOgDwUyB9I
10:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: a+ - enjoy yourself (Jul 4, 2006) Length: 3:49 - Category: Music - 554,940 views - 1,616 likes (96.8%), 54 dislikes (3.2%)
11:10 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
11:12 <slinky_J> FUCKKKKKKKK
11:19 <slinky_J> hahaha blow me awya
11:22 <slinky_J> away*
11:22 <slinky_J> rofl
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12:00 <TI> https://youtu.be/Nih4Y3Rq-dg
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ALISID CRASH 2016 (Mar 21, 2016) Length: 2:30 - Category: Music - 2 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:00 <slinky_J> fuck
12:00 <slinky_J> can't find Light It Up to dl on yify
12:00 <slinky_J> :/
12:00 <slinky_J> fuck if I wanna use extratorrent.
12:54 <TI> https://youtu.be/Nih4Y3Rq-dg
12:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ALISID CRASH 2016 (Mar 21, 2016) Length: 2:30 - Category: Music - 2 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:00 <slinky_J> fuck not even on there wtfffffffffff
13:19 <slinky_J> fuck
13:27 <slinky_J> can't find Light It Up to dl on yify
13:28 <slinky_J> :/
13:35 <slinky_J> fuck if I wanna use extratorrent.
14:00 <Skirmish> Didn't yify shut down?
14:00 <slinky_J> time for this to calm me down
14:34 <slinky_J> fuck not even on there wtfffffffffff
14:48 <Skirmish> Didn't yify shut down?
15:27 <slinky_J> time for this to calm me down
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24:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JZom_gVfuw
24:00 <slinky_J> ha ha
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Notorious B.I.G. - "Juicy" (Official Video) (Sep 6, 2011) Length: 4:11 - Category: Music - 57,425,262 views - 253,810 likes (97.2%), 7,225 dislikes (2.8%)
24:00 <slinky_J> I remember this on tv
24:00 <slinky_J> lols
24:00 <slinky_J> fkn 93 shit
24:00 <slinky_J> Biggie just had a great way to tell stories.
24:51 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JZom_gVfuw
24:53 <slinky_J> ha ha
24:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Notorious B.I.G. - "Juicy" (Official Video) (Sep 6, 2011) Length: 4:11 - Category: Music - 57,425,262 views - 253,810 likes (97.2%), 7,225 dislikes (2.8%)
24:56 <slinky_J> I remember this on tv
24:58 <slinky_J> lols
25:00 <slinky_J> there is a cop that's still on the case trying to prove the conspiracy of cops killing them both
25:00 <slinky_J> wonder if he will break it open one day.
25:00 <slinky_J> Spending his life on it man, white guy lol
25:00 <slinky_J> He claims to know who the cops are.
25:07 <slinky_J> fkn 93 shit
25:21 <slinky_J> Biggie just had a great way to tell stories.
25:38 <slinky_J> there is a cop that's still on the case trying to prove the conspiracy of cops killing them both
25:47 <slinky_J> wonder if he will break it open one day.
25:54 <slinky_J> Spending his life on it man, white guy lol
26:00 <TI> https://youtu.be/Nih4Y3Rq-dg
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ALISID CRASH 2016 (Mar 21, 2016) Length: 2:30 - Category: Music - 3 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
26:00 <TI> that new music
26:00 <TI> made an hourago
26:09 <slinky_J> He claims to know who the cops are.
26:59 <TI> https://youtu.be/Nih4Y3Rq-dg
27:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ALISID CRASH 2016 (Mar 21, 2016) Length: 2:30 - Category: Music - 3 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
27:20 <TI> that new music
27:25 <TI> made an hourago
28:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glEiPXAYE-U
28:00 <slinky_J> lel
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Notorious B.I.G. - "Hypnotize" (Sep 6, 2011) Length: 5:38 - Category: Music - 22,280,135 views - 78,851 likes (96.8%), 2,627 dislikes (3.2%)
28:00 <slinky_J> I remember when I first saw this on my nanas tv lol
29:00 <slinky_J> couldnt take my eyes off of it, nana liked it mum hated it
29:00 <slinky_J> LOLOL
29:00 <slinky_J> nana was always cool bro, ICE CREAM AND GREEN JELLY!
29:26 <slinky_J> Skirmish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glEiPXAYE-U
29:27 <slinky_J> lel
29:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Notorious B.I.G. - "Hypnotize" (Sep 6, 2011) Length: 5:38 - Category: Music - 22,280,135 views - 78,851 likes (96.8%), 2,627 dislikes (3.2%)
29:37 <slinky_J> I remember when I first saw this on my nanas tv lol
29:49 <slinky_J> couldnt take my eyes off of it, nana liked it mum hated it
29:50 <slinky_J> LOLOL
30:05 <slinky_J> nana was always cool bro, ICE CREAM AND GREEN JELLY!
32:00 <President_Trump> off her tits?
33:00 <slinky_J> ohhhhhhhhh
33:00 <slinky_J> man i thought of a song
33:00 <slinky_J> EPMD
33:00 <slinky_J> THA JOINT
33:00 <slinky_J> da
33:00 <slinky_J> lel
33:00 <slinky_J> cant wait for new tv
33:00 <slinky_J> today tho i should buy the keyboard too
33:12 <President_Trump> off her tits?
33:43 <slinky_J> ohhhhhhhhh
33:49 <slinky_J> man i thought of a song
33:51 <slinky_J> EPMD
33:54 <slinky_J> THA JOINT
34:00 <slinky_J> havin to type shit in youtube on this
34:00 <slinky_J> then play it on xbone
34:00 <slinky_J> annoying
34:00 <slinky_J> takes too long to type out a song on xbone
34:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEbGLE5EVP0
34:00 <slinky_J> UNF
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EPMD - Da Joint (Jun 7, 2008) Length: 4:06 - Category: Music - 2,576,289 views - 13,505 likes (99.2%), dislikes (0.8%)
34:00 <TI> Skirmish
34:00 <Skirmish> Yes?
34:00 <TI> u like violin songs
34:06 <slinky_J> da
34:08 <slinky_J> lel
34:12 <slinky_J> cant wait for new tv
34:21 <slinky_J> today tho i should buy the keyboard too
34:38 <slinky_J> havin to type shit in youtube on this
34:46 <slinky_J> then play it on xbone
34:49 <slinky_J> annoying
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34:58 <slinky_J> takes too long to type out a song on xbone
35:00 <TI> ?
35:00 <TI> sorta sounds
35:00 <Skirmish> I do. I am a huge Vivaldi fan.
35:08 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEbGLE5EVP0
35:09 <slinky_J> UNF
35:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EPMD - Da Joint (Jun 7, 2008) Length: 4:06 - Category: Music - 2,576,289 views - 13,505 likes (99.2%), dislikes (0.8%)
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35:25 <TI> Skirmish
35:31 <Skirmish> Yes?
35:36 <TI> u like violin songs
35:38 <TI> ?
35:41 <TI> sorta sounds
36:00 <Bonny> didn't think tisk would have been cultured
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36:28 <Skirmish> I do. I am a huge Vivaldi fan.
37:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML6tUJwIaW8
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Biggie Smalls - Miss U (Apr 24, 2009) Length: 5:01 - Category: Music - 2,965,206 views - 10,181 likes (97.2%), 294 dislikes (2.8%)
37:00 <slinky_J> I love how personal this is
37:00 <slinky_J> we can all relate
37:00 <slinky_J> oh Skirmish btw <@slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEbGLE5EVP0
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EPMD - Da Joint (Jun 7, 2008) Length: 4:06 - Category: Music - 2,576,289 views - 13,505 likes (99.2%), 115 dislikes (0.8%)
37:00 <slinky_J> I'm gonna go bump Miss U brb cig xD
37:18 <Bonny> didn't think tisk would have been cultured
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37:43 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML6tUJwIaW8
37:47 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Biggie Smalls - Miss U (Apr 24, 2009) Length: 5:01 - Category: Music - 2,965,206 views - 10,181 likes (97.2%), 294 dislikes (2.8%)
37:52 <slinky_J> I love how personal this is
37:56 <slinky_J> we can all relate
38:11 <slinky_J> oh Skirmish btw <@slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEbGLE5EVP0
38:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EPMD - Da Joint (Jun 7, 2008) Length: 4:06 - Category: Music - 2,576,289 views - 13,505 likes (99.2%), 115 dislikes (0.8%)
38:24 <slinky_J> I'm gonna go bump Miss U brb cig xD
42:00 <slinky_J> I do miss the 90's man
42:00 <slinky_J> lol
43:03 <slinky_J> I do miss the 90's man
43:03 <slinky_J> lol
47:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDac85FabTk
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Biggie Smalls feat 112 - Sky's The Limit (May 31, 2009) Length: 5:31 - Category: Music - 5,908,772 views - 21,871 likes (97.4%), 592 dislikes (2.6%)
47:00 <slinky_J> :/
48:24 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDac85FabTk
48:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Biggie Smalls feat 112 - Sky's The Limit (May 31, 2009) Length: 5:31 - Category: Music - 5,908,772 views - 21,871 likes (97.4%), 592 dislikes (2.6%)
48:33 <slinky_J> :/
51:00 <slinky_J> FUCK XBOX YOUTUBE
51:00 <slinky_J> GRRR
51:00 <slinky_J> cut out midway thru song cunt
52:01 <slinky_J> FUCK XBOX YOUTUBE
52:03 <slinky_J> GRRR
52:07 <slinky_J> cut out midway thru song cunt
53:00 <screws> hello
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54:19 <screws> hello
03:00 <slinky_J> uno
03:00 <slinky_J> I think
03:00 <slinky_J> Darren
03:00 <slinky_J> should fuck off from this channel
03:00 <slinky_J> if he is seriously going to be a dog
03:00 <slinky_J> with an avo
03:00 <slinky_J> on pollock
03:00 <slinky_J> and go to court
03:00 <slinky_J> over shit he has brought on him self.
03:00 <slinky_J> What kind of poofterchook cannot accept responsibility for their actions on mIRC
03:45 <slinky_J> uno
03:47 <slinky_J> I think
03:50 <slinky_J> Darren
03:59 <slinky_J> should fuck off from this channel
04:00 <slinky_J> and does that..
04:00 <slinky_J> Honestly! Who throws a shoe?
04:00 <slinky_J> lel
04:02 <slinky_J> if he is seriously going to be a dog
04:06 <slinky_J> with an avo
04:09 <slinky_J> on pollock
04:12 <slinky_J> and go to court
04:18 <slinky_J> over shit he has brought on him self.
04:36 <slinky_J> What kind of poofterchook cannot accept responsibility for their actions on mIRC
04:40 <slinky_J> and does that..
04:51 <slinky_J> Honestly! Who throws a shoe?
04:56 <slinky_J> lel
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35:00 <slinky_J> IN TO THE BUM
35:00 <slinky_J> WOO WOO
35:00 <slinky_J> 12 HRS FROM NOW NEW TV WOO WOO
35:00 <slinky_J> lolz
36:02 <slinky_J> IN TO THE BUM
36:08 <slinky_J> WOO WOO
36:14 <slinky_J> 12 HRS FROM NOW NEW TV WOO WOO
36:15 <slinky_J> lolz
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49:00 <Skirmish> That was a bit random slinky_J.
49:00 <Skirmish> Also, for someone to resort to an AVO I am sure there is a good reason to have one.
49:54 <Skirmish> That was a bit random slinky_J.
50:21 <Skirmish> Also, for someone to resort to an AVO I am sure there is a good reason to have one.
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09:00 <WingedAngel> helloooo
10:26 <%WingedAngel> helloooo
33:00 <slinky_J> lols
34:00 <slinky_J> I don't think Darren could ever have a good reason for an AVO unless it were on his penis
34:00 <slinky_J> roffffffflll
34:00 <slinky_J> blitzkrieg the little fat pimply poofterchook.
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34:33 <slinky_J> lols
34:56 <slinky_J> I don't think Darren could ever have a good reason for an AVO unless it were on his penis
34:58 <slinky_J> roffffffflll
35:17 <slinky_J> blitzkrieg the little fat pimply poofterchook.
06:00 <slinky_J> I would like a Caesar salad with anchovy that's fresh, not outta a FUCKING jar.. fucking pissing me the fuck off. FUCK! Is it that hard for a GOD DAMNED FUCKING RESTAURANT TO HAVE FRESH ANCHOVY? Cannot order anything these days without some mother fuckers skimping on ingredients. Mother fuckers want to om nom nom salmon so fucking badly they don't understand that we over fish and turn good 
06:00 <slinky_J> shit like sardines in to fucking fish food for farmed salmon. ALL I WANTED WAS SOME FRESH ANCHOVY ON MY GOD DAMNED CAESAR SALAD! OKAY.
07:00 <BlackDevil> whats your problem slinky_J
07:00 <slinky_J> my anchovy was outta salty jar
07:00 <slinky_J> ruint my salad
07:00 <slinky_J> had to throw it in the bin then
07:00 <slinky_J> fkn 26 dollar salad
07:00 <slinky_J> Caesar
07:15 <slinky_J> I would like a Caesar salad with anchovy that's fresh, not outta a FUCKING jar.. fucking pissing me the fuck off. FUCK! Is it that hard for a GOD DAMNED FUCKING RESTAURANT TO HAVE FRESH ANCHOVY? Cannot order anything these days without some mother fuckers skimping on ingredients. Mother fuckers want to om nom nom salmon so fucking badly they don't understand that we over fish and turn good
07:16 <slinky_J> shit like sardines in to fucking fish food for farmed salmon. ALL I WANTED WAS SOME FRESH ANCHOVY ON MY GOD DAMNED CAESAR SALAD! OKAY.
07:41 <BlackDevil> whats your problem slinky_J
07:59 <slinky_J> my anchovy was outta salty jar
08:00 <slinky_J> too salty
08:00 <slinky_J> preseves man
08:00 <slinky_J> gross shit all dried up
08:00 <slinky_J> :/
08:03 <slinky_J> ruint my salad
08:09 <slinky_J> had to throw it in the bin then
08:15 <slinky_J> fkn 26 dollar salad
08:29 <slinky_J> Caesar
08:46 <slinky_J> too salty
08:54 <slinky_J> preseves man
08:59 <slinky_J> gross shit all dried up
08:59 <slinky_J> :/
12:00 <BlackDevil> like your penis?
12:00 <slinky_J> dude
12:00 <slinky_J> my penis
12:00 <slinky_J> my tongue poked out
12:00 <slinky_J> is four inches dude
12:00 <BlackDevil> is gross shit all dried up
12:56 <BlackDevil> like your penis?
13:00 <slinky_J> i can touch the bottom of my chin
13:00 <slinky_J> my dick
13:00 <slinky_J> is seven and a half
13:00 <slinky_J> ;)
13:00 <slinky_J> i can lick my dick.
13:00 <slinky_J> BlackDevil why do you talk so much shit anyway?
13:00 <slinky_J> post cam crap
13:00 <slinky_J> i click it
13:00 <slinky_J> doesnt usually show the chick u were watching
13:17 <slinky_J> dude
13:20 <slinky_J> my penis
13:28 <slinky_J> my tongue poked out
13:32 <slinky_J> is four inches dude
13:32 <BlackDevil> is gross shit all dried up
13:39 <slinky_J> i can touch the bottom of my chin
13:40 <slinky_J> my dick
13:44 <slinky_J> is seven and a half
13:49 <slinky_J> ;)
13:56 <slinky_J> i can lick my dick.
14:00 <slinky_J> get a root
14:00 <slinky_J> just sayin
14:00 <slinky_J> why dont you getta root
14:11 <slinky_J> BlackDevil why do you talk so much shit anyway?
14:20 <slinky_J> post cam crap
14:22 <slinky_J> i click it
14:33 <slinky_J> doesnt usually show the chick u were watching
14:44 <slinky_J> get a root
14:51 <slinky_J> just sayin
15:05 <slinky_J> why dont you getta root
35:00 <slinky_J> oi nigger
35:00 <BlackDevil> lol
35:00 <BlackDevil> a uber driver was shot and killed
35:00 <slinky_J> NO SHIT
35:00 <slinky_J> when
35:00 <BlackDevil> yesterday
35:00 <slinky_J> ha ha
35:00 <slinky_J> serves them
35:00 <slinky_J> would have thought it'd be a serial killer's dream uber
35:00 <slinky_J> ://
35:00 <BlackDevil> someone told me to get a job at uber
35:00 <slinky_J> fuuckk
35:39 * slinky_J slaps BlackDevil around a bit with a large trout
35:43 <slinky_J> oi nigger
35:46 <BlackDevil> lol
35:52 <BlackDevil> a uber driver was shot and killed
35:53 <BlackDevil> lol
35:58 <slinky_J> NO SHIT
36:00 <slinky_J> when
36:00 <BlackDevil> there was a serial killer in uber
36:00 <slinky_J> no way!
36:00 <slinky_J> rofl
36:00 <BlackDevil> way
36:00 <slinky_J> ha ha ha
36:00 <slinky_J> Only In Uber!
36:00 <slinky_J> oh fuck 
36:00 <slinky_J> brb
36:00 <slinky_J> i cannot believe this brb
36:04 <BlackDevil> yesterday
36:07 <slinky_J> ha ha
36:12 <slinky_J> serves them
36:23 <slinky_J> would have thought it'd be a serial killer's dream uber
36:25 <slinky_J> ://
36:31 <BlackDevil> someone told me to get a job at uber
36:37 <slinky_J> fuuckk
36:39 <BlackDevil> there was a serial killer in uber
36:45 <slinky_J> no way!
36:48 <slinky_J> rofl
36:49 <BlackDevil> way
36:52 <slinky_J> ha ha ha
37:00 <slinky_J> Only In Uber!
37:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/last-passengers-of-killer-uber-driver-jason-dalton-tell-of-horror-journeys/news-story/c7d7e5e53d8afb1b12ce7d5e618de383
37:17 <slinky_J> oh fuck
37:18 <slinky_J> brb
37:24 <slinky_J> i cannot believe this brb
37:44 <BlackDevil> http://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/last-passengers-of-killer-uber-driver-jason-dalton-tell-of-horror-journeys/news-story/c7d7e5e53d8afb1b12ce7d5e618de383
49:00 <slinky_J> fuck I am so fucking agro right now
49:00 <slinky_J> 5 20 LOL
49:00 <slinky_J> am
49:00 <slinky_J> fuck
49:00 <slinky_J> I just want to chop somebody in to pieces.
50:00 <slinky_J> Tom mmm
50:19 <slinky_J> fuck I am so fucking agro right now
50:24 <slinky_J> 5 20 LOL
50:25 <slinky_J> am
50:27 <slinky_J> fuck
50:37 <slinky_J> I just want to chop somebody in to pieces.
50:42 <slinky_J> Tom mmm
51:00 <slinky_J> heh, I'd murder my mother give me a gun.
51:00 <slinky_J> :P
51:46 <slinky_J> heh, I'd murder my mother give me a gun.
51:50 <slinky_J> :P
53:00 <BlackDevil> http://abc7.com/news/uber-driver-fatally-shot-in-inglewood/1255088/
53:55 <BlackDevil> http://abc7.com/news/uber-driver-fatally-shot-in-inglewood/1255088/
56:00 <BlackDevil> thats what makes america great
56:23 <Glenn> America has too many guns.
56:44 <BlackDevil> thats what makes america great
57:03 <Glenn> Interesting perspective...
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05:52 <BigMerve> big merrvee
06:01 <BigMerve> Bonny
06:03 <BigMerve> BlackDevil
06:11 <BigMerve> why do you guys keep zling me for no reason
06:21 <BigMerve> i wasnt even here yesterday and i got zlined
06:24 <BigMerve> why dont you fuck off
06:28 <BigMerve> you loser faggot cunt
06:30 <BigMerve> LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGO
06:41 <BigMerve> ?
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08:39 <%WingedAngel> hey there crazy
08:57 <chinorik> WingedAngel fuck off
09:06 <%WingedAngel> or what?
09:23 <chinorik> or die
09:31 <%WingedAngel> u first
09:55 <BigMerve> pissedoff christoph
12:17 <%WingedAngel> we done?
14:41 <chinorik> fuck off WingedAngel
16:37 <%WingedAngel> big words from a little boy
18:26 <BigMerve> LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT
19:05 <BigMerve> LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGO
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27:22 <BigMerve> LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGO
27:42 <BigMerve> hahah
27:44 <BigMerve> pwned em
27:50 <BigMerve> i feel better now
31:43 <chinorik> why dont u fuck off
32:00 <BigMerve> jerry g
32:08 <BigMerve> hey poofter guts
36:08 <chinorik> why dont u just fuck off
36:09 <chinorik> ?
36:33 <%WingedAngel> boy is hostile
37:05 <chinorik> why dont u fuck off too WingedAngel
37:08 <chinorik> u fucking faggot
40:52 <BigMerve> LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGOT LOOK AT ME IM AN ASD 	FAGGO
40:58 <BigMerve> ahahahaaahhhahahah
41:00 <chinorik> fuck off kuniva
41:04 <chinorik> joel thompso
41:10 <BigMerve> jerry g
41:42 <chinorik> to find a loser
41:46 <chinorik> his name was kunt
41:57 <BigMerve> faggot bitch
42:18 <chinorik> man im high as fuck i been smoking ice all night i had 6 points and 1 point of heroin
42:50 <chinorik> try to find him
45:19 <BigMerve> sure you did arsehole
46:10 <chinorik> im high as fuck righjt now
46:12 <chinorik> imn skitizng
46:17 <chinorik> bashed 5 cunts last night too over pot
46:22 <BigMerve> sure you did arsehole
46:27 <chinorik> almost stabbed a cunt
46:30 <BigMerve> sure you did arsehole
46:30 <chinorik> but he gave me his loot
46:32 <BigMerve> sure you did arsehole
46:37 <chinorik> his name is darren nilson
46:46 <chinorik> been after him for 2 years
46:54 <chinorik> finally saw him at green valley
47:00 <chinorik> stabbed the cunt with a door hinge
47:01 <chinorik> then bashed him
47:14 <chinorik> if u keep going kuniva ur next
47:17 <chinorik> i know where u live
48:21 <BigMerve> jerry g
48:25 <BigMerve> the loser
48:40 <BigMerve> bitch nigger
49:40 <chinorik> ill find u and fucfk u up
49:45 <chinorik> i know who ur mum and dad are too
50:18 <BigMerve> lol
50:38 <BigMerve> im untouchable
51:34 <chinorik> thats not what plummer said
51:34 <chinorik> :)
51:51 <BigMerve> ?
52:09 <BigMerve> im the best fighter in brisbane
52:33 <BigMerve> noone steps to me man
53:57 <chinorik> hahahahahah
54:06 <chinorik> ive got u cornered
54:09 <chinorik> and will fuck u over
55:46 <BigMerve> lolz
55:55 <BigMerve> youre pissweak tho
56:09 <BigMerve> ill do a shit on your doorstep
56:58 <chinorik> i s hit my pants last night
57:01 <chinorik> did a big poo in it
57:07 <chinorik> couldnt wait for train or toilet
57:10 <chinorik> did big poo poo
57:47 <BigMerve> take pic
57:51 <BigMerve> i need 2 jerkoff
59:08 <chinorik> cant its gone
59:11 <BigMerve> jerkoff to ur poo!
59:14 <chinorik> just shit smeared on my ass
59:18 <BigMerve> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllololololollllllllll
59:33 <BigMerve> bumjackers haven
59:50 <BigMerve> poo sniffers accomlpace
00:07 <chinorik> it smells rustic poo
00:57 * BigMerve snaps a shit off on BlackDevil's lunch
01:04 <BigMerve> aaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
01:06 <BigMerve> shiteater
01:24 <chinorik> im going to try do a poo later
01:26 <chinorik> but hard when on ice
01:33 <chinorik> been farting bits of poo though
01:34 <BigMerve> youre not onit
01:44 <chinorik> i am im on 6 points
01:53 <chinorik> was drinking a nd toking since 11am
02:05 <BigMerve> nah
02:22 <BigMerve> youre on nothing
02:51 <chinorik> im on poo
04:23 <chinorik> farting poo now
06:32 <BigMerve> yuck
09:22 <chinorik> doing another poo
09:23 <chinorik> brb
09:53 <BigMerve> is jons lunch
09:55 <BigMerve> ?
09:57 <BigMerve> yeah
10:02 <BigMerve> he pick out the corn
10:03 <BigMerve> ahahahhhaha
15:35 <chinorik> i am
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23:34 <abortion> I see you already got the zline removed slinky_J. Sorry I wasn't on the faces books last night
24:16 <abortion> I spend the evening playing planetary annihilation
24:29 <abortion> *spent
26:41 <abortion> there are three ways to annihilate planets in that game. 1. Building a core explosive device (Titan Ragnarok) 2. Turning an orbital body into a very large missile and 3. Activating a deathstar
27:58 <abortion> also deathstars can blast formerly orbital bodies which are in flight
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59:00 <shadsam> `op
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00:14 <shadsam> `op
00:15 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o shadsam
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27:00 <thestig> im just here to watch slinky_j kill this chan. same way he did in random lol
28:21 <+thestig> im just here to watch slinky_j kill this chan. same way he did in random lol
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35:20 <Glenn> It won't happen thestig... :)
36:29 <Glenn> Trolling foul-mouthed cowards like plivent sure discourage people though.
42:00 <slinky_J> 5 hrs sleep my DICK :(
43:34 <slinky_J> 5 hrs sleep my DICK :(
50:57 <+thestig> hey glenn!
06:50 <Glenn> Hey thestig! :)
58:00 <slinky_J> shorty's gonna be a thug
58:00 <slinky_J> hi sexies
58:00 <slinky_J> wana rape with me
58:00 <slinky_J> ;)
58:00 <slinky_J> *rap
58:00 <slinky_J> lol
58:51 <slinky_J> shorty's gonna be a thug
58:57 <slinky_J> hi sexies
59:03 <slinky_J> wana rape with me
59:05 <slinky_J> ;)
59:07 <slinky_J> *rap
59:09 <slinky_J> lol
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50:00 <shadsam> `op
50:00 <shadsam> lol
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50:50 <shadsam> `op
50:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o shadsam
50:59 * shadsam slaps shadsam around a bit with a large trout
51:01 Mode: (by shadsam) +v shadsam
51:25 Mode: (by shadsam) +vvv Bonny ChanOP circle
51:31 <%+shadsam> lol
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53:00 <shadsam> lolololololol
54:10 <%+shadsam> lolololololol
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12:00 <BigMerve> yes well
12:00 <BigMerve> look at me
12:00 <BigMerve> im an asd faggot
12:00 <BigMerve> :)
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13:02 <BigMerve> yes well
13:09 <BigMerve> look at me
13:13 <BigMerve> im an asd faggot
13:24 <BigMerve> :)
14:00 <BigMerve> hahahahaa
15:07 <BigMerve> hahahahaa
18:00 <BigMerve> glenn0
18:55 <Glenn> ...mmmmmm...
19:00 <BigMerve> y did i get zlined lastnight
19:00 <BigMerve> i was afk all afternoon and night
19:00 <BigMerve> ?¿
19:17 <BigMerve> glenn0
19:23 <Glenn> :)
19:42 <BigMerve> y did i get zlined lastnight
19:49 <BigMerve> i was afk all afternoon and night
19:56 <BigMerve> ?¿
20:00 <BigMerve> its appauling behaviour.
20:11 <Glenn> Dunno... didn't see you go.
20:46 <BigMerve> its appauling behaviour.
21:00 <BigMerve> but i wasnt here
21:00 <BigMerve> i think jonno farted a little too much sperm and blamed it on me
21:11 <Glenn> Z-Lines are usually awarded for just that!
22:01 <BigMerve> but i wasnt here
22:33 <BigMerve> i think jonno farted a little too much sperm and blamed it on me
23:00 <BigMerve> what the heck
23:00 <BigMerve> u liar
23:11 <Glenn> Last person to Z-Lined here was President_Trump and that was a week or so ago at least.
24:00 <BigMerve> lastnight around 5 past 9 it happened
24:00 <BigMerve> 9pm
24:00 <BigMerve> this prick
24:00 <BigMerve> prick
24:00 <BigMerve> im gona take this prick to court
24:28 <Glenn> Perhaps you simply fell off your perch... :P
24:37 <BigMerve> what the heck
24:38 <BigMerve> u liar
24:53 <BigMerve> lastnight around 5 past 9 it happened
25:04 <BigMerve> 9pm
25:10 <BigMerve> this prick
25:11 * Glenn never done nuth'n... <*look of pure innocence*>
25:18 <BigMerve> prick
25:28 <BigMerve> im gona take this prick to court
25:37 <Glenn> ...which "prick"... seem to be a few lurking on AustNet.
27:03 <Glenn> Which channel/s were you in when you were Z-Lined?
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39:00 <BigMerve> just this one
39:48 <BigMerve> just this one
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41:17 <Glenn> Can't see it in my logs.
43:00 <BigMerve> ?????????
43:00 <BigMerve> bumjack
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43:33 <Glenn> Ah... found it. You are in a different time zone ---> [10:09] * +BigMerve ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
43:48 <Glenn> ...which means you fell off your perch! :P
43:58 <BigMerve> ?????????
44:00 <BigMerve> lolz
44:00 <BigMerve> whos lickin jons bum
44:17 <BigMerve> bumjack
44:28 <Glenn> He's not here at the moment.
44:48 <BigMerve> lolz
45:00 <BigMerve> nopes
45:08 <BigMerve> whos lickin jons bum
46:00 <BigMerve> that is homsexual!
46:00 <BigMerve> i think hes a gay
46:09 <Glenn> I have no idea. Have you tried asking him?
46:36 <BigMerve> nopes
46:41 <BigMerve> that is homsexual!
46:46 <Glenn> He's usually pretty easy going.
46:55 <BigMerve> i think hes a gay
47:00 <BigMerve> lies
47:10 <Glenn> ...nah... happy perhaps, but not gay.
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48:00 <abortion> the politicians technique
48:00 <BigMerve> penis n balls
48:27 <BigMerve> lies
48:28 <Glenn> Village idiots like plivent often repeat that sort of character assasination, and sometimes people actually start to beleive it.
49:05 <abortion> the politicians technique
49:17 <BigMerve> penis n balls
50:21 <abortion> Glenn: You might like this http://www.paulgraham.com/disagree.html
52:51 <Glenn> Interesting. I wonder if the professional trolls bout have read it too?
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55:00 <abortion> heh, reminds me of the response from a guy in Idiocracy "Well he's wrong, because he's a fag" or words to that effect
55:00 <abortion> pretty sure that happened
55:00 <abortion> in the court
55:58 <abortion> heh, reminds me of the response from a guy in Idiocracy "Well he's wrong, because he's a fag" or words to that effect
56:02 <abortion> pretty sure that happened
56:06 <abortion> in the court
57:00 <abortion> Okay, number one, your honor? Just look at him.
57:00 <abortion>                And I heard that he doesn't even 
57:00 <abortion>                have his tattoo. And I'm all... You 
58:00 <abortion>                got to be shitting me! But check it 
58:00 <abortion>                out, man. Judge should be like, 
58:00 <abortion>                Guilty!  Peace!
58:13 <abortion> Okay, number one, your honor? Just look at him.
58:39 <abortion> And I heard that he doesn't even
58:39 <abortion> have his tattoo. And I'm all... You
58:39 <abortion> got to be shitting me! But check it
58:39 <abortion> out, man. Judge should be like,
58:39 <abortion> Guilty! Peace!
59:00 <slinky_J> bleep
59:00 <slinky_J> lol
59:00 <abortion> ok so that wasn't said, but same sort of sentiment
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59:44 <slinky_J> bleep
59:57 <slinky_J> lol
00:00 <slinky_J> yeah
00:00 <slinky_J> if you were a woman
00:00 <slinky_J> what type of breasts would you have?
00:00 <slinky_J> :P
00:00 <slinky_J> lols
00:00 <slinky_J> I'd have b cup perky ones
00:00 <slinky_J> with perky nipples ;)
00:23 <abortion> ok so that wasn't said, but same sort of sentiment
01:04 <slinky_J> yeah
01:15 <slinky_J> if you were a woman
01:21 <slinky_J> what type of breasts would you have?
01:21 <slinky_J> :P
01:22 <slinky_J> lols
01:30 <slinky_J> I'd have b cup perky ones
01:34 <slinky_J> with perky nipples ;)
02:00 <BigMerve> i am going to get a mega choc waffle cone
02:00 <BigMerve> [[:
03:00 <abortion> I would probably go for the same. If nothing else you wouldn't go through life with shitty back problems
03:00 <abortion> (b cup perks
03:00 <slinky_J> lol
03:19 <BigMerve> i am going to get a mega choc waffle cone
03:21 <BigMerve> [[:
04:00 <abortion> I would probably go for the same. If nothing else you wouldn't go through life with shitty back problems
04:00 <BigMerve> beestings
04:00 <BigMerve> 2bax
04:14 <abortion> (b cup perks
04:16 <slinky_J> lol
04:51 <BigMerve> beestings
05:03 <BigMerve> 2bax
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09:00 <slinky_J> fkn bored
09:00 <slinky_J> n tired
09:00 <BigMerve> homosexual man
09:00 <BigMerve> is that you
10:01 <slinky_J> fkn bored
10:03 <slinky_J> n tired
10:08 <BigMerve> homosexual man
10:10 <BigMerve> is that you
11:00 <abortion> so slinky_J, got your TV? Or whats the plan?
12:23 <abortion> so slinky_J, got your TV? Or whats the plan?
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21:00 <BigMerve> shadsam
21:00 <BigMerve> hey dicksniff
21:48 <BigMerve> shadsam
21:58 <BigMerve> hey dicksniff
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25:00 <shadsam> lol
25:51 <shadsam> lol
33:00 <abortion> Whose next
33:00 <abortion> *who's
33:00 <abortion> 50% of people here get z-lined on a regular basis
33:00 <abortion> (ok maybe not but y'know)
33:40 <abortion> Whose next
33:58 <abortion> *who's
34:00 <slinky_J> leaving around 3pm
34:00 <slinky_J> be back about 4 30
34:00 <slinky_J> ish
34:00 <slinky_J> i hope
34:23 <abortion> 50% of people here get z-lined on a regular basis
34:33 <abortion> (ok maybe not but y'know)
35:00 <slinky_J> i z lined myself yesterday eh
35:00 <abortion> still find it hard to believe you're sinking 2.7k or whatever on a TV
35:00 <slinky_J> typed my name in here lol
35:00 <abortion> yeah I noticed
35:00 <slinky_J> down from 3.3k
35:00 <slinky_J> well back to 3.3k tomorrow
35:00 <slinky_J> no thurs
35:00 <abortion> doesn't matter what its down from :/
35:00 <abortion> thats still a lot
35:00 <abortion> but I guess if you use your TV a lot...
35:00 <slinky_J> well I am hardcore into my gaming and movies man so I want to best experience possible..
35:00 <slinky_J> yeah
35:00 <slinky_J> that's why rent bro
35:21 <slinky_J> leaving around 3pm
35:27 <slinky_J> be back about 4 30
35:30 <slinky_J> ish
35:33 <slinky_J> i hope
35:42 <slinky_J> i z lined myself yesterday eh
35:43 <abortion> still find it hard to believe you're sinking 2.7k or whatever on a TV
35:48 <slinky_J> typed my name in here lol
35:56 <abortion> yeah I noticed
35:58 <slinky_J> down from 3.3k
36:00 <abortion> you're renting that too?
36:00 <abortion> shit
36:00 <slinky_J> these days it's worth renting over buying str8 out
36:00 <abortion> at the end of that you'll have paid 2x that
36:00 <slinky_J> nah
36:00 <slinky_J> it's renting the actual price
36:00 <abortion> wat
36:00 <abortion> I find it hard to believe a company would go for that
36:00 <slinky_J> yer
36:00 <abortion> got to be a catch
36:04 <slinky_J> well back to 3.3k tomorrow
36:08 <slinky_J> no thurs
36:21 <abortion> doesn't matter what its down from :/
36:21 <abortion> thats still a lot
36:21 <abortion> but I guess if you use your TV a lot...
36:22 <slinky_J> well I am hardcore into my gaming and movies man so I want to best experience possible..
36:25 <slinky_J> yeah
36:34 <slinky_J> that's why rent bro
36:42 <abortion> you're renting that too?
36:42 <abortion> shit
36:45 <slinky_J> these days it's worth renting over buying str8 out
36:52 <abortion> at the end of that you'll have paid 2x that
37:00 <slinky_J> well renting to buy is renting the price practically
37:00 <slinky_J> renting to upgrade means you then negatiate a price to buy it out right at the end
37:00 <abortion> its just another way to say its a loan 
37:00 <slinky_J> so you do just rent the ammount
37:00 <slinky_J> basically
37:00 <slinky_J> Dexter asked me this aswell lol
37:00 <slinky_J> friend of mine that stopped by
37:00 <slinky_J> today
37:01 <slinky_J> nah
37:08 <slinky_J> it's renting the actual price
37:14 <abortion> wat
37:25 <abortion> I find it hard to believe a company would go for that
37:26 <slinky_J> yer
37:28 <abortion> got to be a catch
37:41 <slinky_J> well renting to buy is renting the price practically
38:00 <slinky_J> renting to upgrade means you then negatiate a price to buy it out right at the end
38:00 <slinky_J> he said just pay installments
38:00 <slinky_J> lol
38:00 <slinky_J> i said NO UPGRADE!
38:00 <slinky_J> he said he hasa samsung and an LG lol
38:02 <abortion> its just another way to say its a loan
38:05 <slinky_J> so you do just rent the ammount
38:10 <slinky_J> basically
38:27 <slinky_J> Dexter asked me this aswell lol
38:36 <slinky_J> friend of mine that stopped by
38:39 <slinky_J> today
38:50 <slinky_J> he said just pay installments
38:50 <slinky_J> lol
38:54 <slinky_J> i said NO UPGRADE!
39:00 <slinky_J> buying the tv i have now was a mistake man
39:05 <slinky_J> he said he hasa samsung and an LG lol
40:00 <slinky_J> because ive been fkn stuck with it for 6 odd years
40:38 <slinky_J> buying the tv i have now was a mistake man
40:50 <slinky_J> because ive been fkn stuck with it for 6 odd years
41:00 <Skirmish> Renting will always cost more than the TV would have if you had of bought it outright.
41:00 <Skirmish> Anyone that tells you otherwise is telling lies.
42:00 <Skirmish> On top, you don't own the tv despite all the monthly payments you make.
42:00 <slinky_J> so
42:31 <Skirmish> Renting will always cost more than the TV would have if you had of bought it outright.
42:39 <Skirmish> Anyone that tells you otherwise is telling lies.
43:00 <abortion> You don't own the house with a mortgage either
43:00 <slinky_J> I will upgrade after 3 yrs for a better tv
43:00 <slinky_J> LOL
43:00 <slinky_J> debate time! 
43:00 <abortion> But yes, I still think there has to be a catch where the company makes extra money
43:00 <Skirmish> You could have paid outright and upgraded to a new tv in 3 years.
43:00 <abortion> sounds too good to be true
43:09 <Skirmish> On top, you don't own the tv despite all the monthly payments you make.
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43:29 <slinky_J> so
43:47 <abortion> You don't own the house with a mortgage either
43:49 <slinky_J> I will upgrade after 3 yrs for a better tv
43:52 <slinky_J> LOL
44:00 <slinky_J> debate time!
44:00 <abortion> Maybe they're relying on people missing payments and penalising them heavily
44:00 <Skirmish> abortion: All rent to buy/ rent to own schemes require the customer to pay a LOT more than what the item is actually worth.
44:00 <Skirmish> There is absolutely no way he is just paying the ticket price.
44:00 <slinky_J> I will ask when I get there
44:00 <abortion> slinky_J: What's the monthly repayment and for how long?
44:00 <abortion> do some quick maths
44:00 <slinky_J> I don't know yet, we haven't sorted it out
44:00 <abortion> take a calculator if you must
44:13 <abortion> But yes, I still think there has to be a catch where the company makes extra money
44:17 <Skirmish> You could have paid outright and upgraded to a new tv in 3 years.
44:17 <abortion> sounds too good to be true
44:49 <abortion> Maybe they're relying on people missing payments and penalising them heavily
44:51 <Skirmish> abortion: All rent to buy/ rent to own schemes require the customer to pay a LOT more than what the item is actually worth.
45:00 <slinky_J> lol
45:00 <slinky_J> phone
45:00 <Skirmish> Weren't you saying last night it's like $150+ bucks and the tv stand you are renting also?
45:00 <abortion> even a $10 phone from coles would have a basic calculator
45:00 <slinky_J> not renting a tv stand
45:09 <Skirmish> There is absolutely no way he is just paying the ticket price.
45:14 <slinky_J> I will ask when I get there
45:21 <abortion> slinky_J: What's the monthly repayment and for how long?
45:28 <abortion> do some quick maths
45:32 <slinky_J> I don't know yet, we haven't sorted it out
45:36 <abortion> take a calculator if you must
45:47 <slinky_J> lol
45:49 <slinky_J> phone
46:00 <abortion> but yeah, get a $2 calculator, get monthly cost * months
46:00 <slinky_J> thought about buying a tv stand but realised it wouldnt fit in the purplepeopleeater
46:00 <Skirmish> Who are you buying it through?
46:00 <abortion> unless you got a phone while I wasn't looking
46:00 <slinky_J> abortion, the guy will calculate it when I'm there
46:00 <slinky_J> jb hi-fi
46:05 <Skirmish> Weren't you saying last night it's like $150+ bucks and the tv stand you are renting also?
46:09 <abortion> even a $10 phone from coles would have a basic calculator
46:33 <slinky_J> not renting a tv stand
46:43 <abortion> but yeah, get a $2 calculator, get monthly cost * months
46:47 <slinky_J> thought about buying a tv stand but realised it wouldnt fit in the purplepeopleeater
47:00 <slinky_J> I would go with radio rentals because I have a great credit rating with them and am in credit already
47:00 <slinky_J> but eh
47:00 <Skirmish> So it is going through smartway.
47:00 <slinky_J> yeah
47:00 <Skirmish> Smartway is owned by Flexi Group that used to do Flexi-rent.
47:00 <slinky_J> does smart way require a passport?
47:00 <slinky_J> yer i know
47:15 <Skirmish> Who are you buying it through?
47:15 <abortion> unless you got a phone while I wasn't looking
47:18 <slinky_J> abortion, the guy will calculate it when I'm there
47:25 <slinky_J> jb hi-fi
47:43 <slinky_J> I would go with radio rentals because I have a great credit rating with them and am in credit already
47:48 <slinky_J> but eh
48:00 <Skirmish> So it is going through smartway.
48:00 <slinky_J> I tried to fill it in online and it asked for a passport but was wondering if in the store it will still ask for a passport
48:00 <Skirmish> Flexi rent were notorious for changing people up to 3 times the value of the item over the contracted period.
48:00 <slinky_J> hm
48:00 <slinky_J> far out
48:00 <Skirmish> charging*
48:00 <abortion> as in, wasn't in the original agreement, or people just didn't read them properly
48:00 <slinky_J> I thoroughly read contracts
48:05 <slinky_J> yeah
48:19 <Skirmish> Smartway is owned by Flexi Group that used to do Flexi-rent.
48:19 <slinky_J> does smart way require a passport?
48:24 <slinky_J> yer i know
48:42 <slinky_J> I tried to fill it in online and it asked for a passport but was wondering if in the store it will still ask for a passport
48:45 <Skirmish> Flexi rent were notorious for changing people up to 3 times the value of the item over the contracted period.
48:46 <slinky_J> hm
48:51 <slinky_J> far out
49:00 <slinky_J> always always
49:00 <Skirmish> abortion: All repayments and terms are clearly laid out. People agreed and signed. My parents bought a PC 'worth' $1500 and at the end of the contract when they were approached to buy the item they had already paid over $3500.
49:05 <Skirmish> charging*
49:08 <abortion> as in, wasn't in the original agreement, or people just didn't read them properly
49:34 <slinky_J> I thoroughly read contracts
49:40 <slinky_J> always always
50:00 <slinky_J> I'm going to ring the guy now
50:00 <Skirmish> How much is the tv you want to buy?
50:00 <abortion> yeah so get a calculator
50:00 <slinky_J> 2.8
50:00 <abortion> don't rely on what the guy says
50:00 <Skirmish> I am on the website calculator right now. What term are they offering?
50:00 <Skirmish> 2/3 years?
50:00 <slinky_J> https://www.jbhifi.com.au/tv-home-entertainment/hd-televisions/samsung/samsung-ua55js9000w-55-4k-ultra-hd-curved-led-lcd-smart-tv/711195/
50:38 <Skirmish> abortion: All repayments and terms are clearly laid out. People agreed and signed. My parents bought a PC 'worth' $1500 and at the end of the contract when they were approached to buy the item they had already paid over $3500.
50:45 <slinky_J> I'm going to ring the guy now
51:00 <slinky_J> 3
51:00 <abortion> get some paper, write down every value, work out how many times each thing is paid
51:00 <slinky_J> 36months
51:00 <Skirmish> Ok on the smartway website they want $139.44 per month for 3 years.
51:00 <slinky_J> abortion it depends on how much a person can afford/is willing to pay
51:00 <slinky_J> 139 is easy
51:00 <Skirmish> You will pay 5019 by the end of the contract.
51:00 <slinky_J> hah
51:02 <Skirmish> How much is the tv you want to buy?
51:12 <abortion> yeah so get a calculator
51:16 <slinky_J> 2.8
51:19 <abortion> don't rely on what the guy says
51:28 <Skirmish> I am on the website calculator right now. What term are they offering?
51:32 <Skirmish> 2/3 years?
51:37 <slinky_J> https://www.jbhifi.com.au/tv-home-entertainment/hd-televisions/samsung/samsung-ua55js9000w-55-4k-ultra-hd-curved-led-lcd-smart-tv/711195/
51:39 <slinky_J> 3
51:42 <abortion> get some paper, write down every value, work out how many times each thing is paid
51:43 <slinky_J> 36months
52:00 <slinky_J> ohwell
52:00 <Skirmish> For a tv worth $2800.
52:00 <abortion> I calculated the same
52:00 <slinky_J> worth 3..3k
52:00 <slinky_J> 3.3k
52:00 <slinky_J> it's only on special til end of tomorrow
52:00 <Skirmish> THEN, they will make you pay to buy the item off you once you have paid $5k
52:00 <abortion> you'll pay 182%
52:00 <slinky_J> i dont want to buy it
52:00 <slinky_J> i want to rent it then upgrade
52:00 <abortion> worth 3,3K but you pay 5k
52:08 <Skirmish> Ok on the smartway website they want $139.44 per month for 3 years.
52:15 <slinky_J> abortion it depends on how much a person can afford/is willing to pay
52:23 <slinky_J> 139 is easy
52:28 <Skirmish> You will pay 5019 by the end of the contract.
52:35 <slinky_J> hah
52:41 <slinky_J> ohwell
52:42 <Skirmish> For a tv worth $2800.
52:48 <abortion> I calculated the same
52:48 <slinky_J> worth 3..3k
52:53 <slinky_J> 3.3k
53:00 <slinky_J> I have other things to spend money on like going to tas in may
53:00 <slinky_J> and going UK later this year
53:00 <slinky_J> im not putting 3k in to a tv
53:00 <abortion> no with the rental you'll put in 5
53:00 <Skirmish> If that is what you want to do, no worries. Just go in with eyes wide open that you are being ripped.
53:00 <abortion> it just won't be upfront
53:00 <slinky_J> I will be updating my home content insurrance now
53:02 <slinky_J> it's only on special til end of tomorrow
53:08 <Skirmish> THEN, they will make you pay to buy the item off you once you have paid $5k
53:13 <abortion> you'll pay 182%
53:21 <slinky_J> i dont want to buy it
53:26 <slinky_J> i want to rent it then upgrade
53:34 <abortion> worth 3,3K but you pay 5k
53:49 <slinky_J> I have other things to spend money on like going to tas in may
53:55 <slinky_J> and going UK later this year
54:00 <slinky_J> and putting the price of the television up ;)
54:00 <slinky_J> i meant that, abortion, i dont want to buy it outright
54:00 <Skirmish> If they have discounted the tv AND still allowed you to use Smartway for it then I would suggest that the tv is over priced.
54:00 <slinky_J> when i have other expensive
54:00 <slinky_J> expenses*
54:05 <slinky_J> im not putting 3k in to a tv
54:15 <abortion> no with the rental you'll put in 5
54:16 <Skirmish> If that is what you want to do, no worries. Just go in with eyes wide open that you are being ripped.
54:25 <abortion> it just won't be upfront
54:35 <slinky_J> I will be updating my home content insurrance now
54:46 <slinky_J> and putting the price of the television up ;)
55:00 <slinky_J> is it really that big of an issue?
55:00 <slinky_J> it's not that I'm ignorant, I understand what I'm getting in to.
55:00 <Skirmish> Not if you are happy with it. No.
55:00 <abortion> Sure I guess
55:00 <abortion> I prefer to save and not pay interest if I can
55:00 <Skirmish> ^
55:18 <slinky_J> i meant that, abortion, i dont want to buy it outright
55:23 <Skirmish> If they have discounted the tv AND still allowed you to use Smartway for it then I would suggest that the tv is over priced.
55:24 <slinky_J> when i have other expensive
55:28 <slinky_J> expenses*
55:42 <slinky_J> is it really that big of an issue?
56:00 <abortion> Didn't buy any of my cars with finance
56:00 <abortion> all outright
56:00 <abortion> probably means I'll never buy a car new, but eh
56:00 <Skirmish> All finance is rigged in some way to provide a return to the lender. Some aren't as hard with the ass fucking as others.
56:01 <slinky_J> it's not that I'm ignorant, I understand what I'm getting in to.
56:03 <Skirmish> Not if you are happy with it. No.
56:11 <abortion> Sure I guess
56:18 <abortion> I prefer to save and not pay interest if I can
56:23 <Skirmish> ^
56:56 <abortion> Didn't buy any of my cars with finance
56:58 <abortion> all outright
57:00 <abortion> Though its a house that bothers me. Can't really save for 20 years
57:00 <abortion> still have to live somewhere in the mean time
57:00 <abortion> so I still don't know what to do there
57:00 <abortion> don't have enough for a deposit yet
57:00 <Skirmish> If you bought the TV on a 2 years interest free term and paid $140 a month slinky_J you would pay it off in 21 months. 3 months short of your 2 years AND own the tv AND be able to ugprade in 2 years.
57:00 <slinky_J> you can live in my closet abortion
57:00 <abortion> so I also don't have to decide
57:00 <abortion> lol
57:00 <slinky_J> any time
57:00 <slinky_J> lol
57:00 <slinky_J> i got a spare room 
57:08 <abortion> probably means I'll never buy a car new, but eh
57:32 <Skirmish> All finance is rigged in some way to provide a return to the lender. Some aren't as hard with the ass fucking as others.
57:47 <abortion> Though its a house that bothers me. Can't really save for 20 years
57:53 <abortion> still have to live somewhere in the mean time
58:00 <abortion> so I still don't know what to do there
58:00 <slinky_J> all to a rat
58:00 <slinky_J> ;)
58:00 <abortion> problem is I have so much stuff
58:00 <slinky_J> true
58:00 <abortion> I have half a mind to do the Henry Ford plan
58:14 <abortion> don't have enough for a deposit yet
58:20 <Skirmish> If you bought the TV on a 2 years interest free term and paid $140 a month slinky_J you would pay it off in 21 months. 3 months short of your 2 years AND own the tv AND be able to ugprade in 2 years.
58:25 <slinky_J> you can live in my closet abortion
58:27 <abortion> so I also don't have to decide
58:28 <abortion> lol
58:28 <slinky_J> any time
58:30 <slinky_J> lol
58:36 <slinky_J> i got a spare room
58:44 <slinky_J> all to a rat
58:46 <slinky_J> ;)
59:00 <slinky_J> that's the issue I ran in to when I thought about moving in with friends
59:00 <slinky_J> err
59:00 <abortion> House in the country and live in a box in the city
59:00 <slinky_J> WORD
59:00 <slinky_J> house in the country I am down for that
59:00 <slinky_J> I said that to mum the other day
59:00 <slinky_J> it'd be nice to be out barossa
59:00 <slinky_J> or further
59:00 <slinky_J> but I will probably end up buying a unit in adelaide sigh
59:00 <abortion> I'd be happy anywhere I can get my own water basically
59:13 <abortion> problem is I have so much stuff
59:23 <slinky_J> true
59:37 <abortion> I have half a mind to do the Henry Ford plan
59:41 <slinky_J> that's the issue I ran in to when I thought about moving in with friends
59:42 <slinky_J> err
59:50 <abortion> House in the country and live in a box in the city
59:55 <slinky_J> WORD
00:00 <slinky_J> yer
00:00 <abortion> power can be done anywhere these days with solar panels
00:00 <slinky_J> if they would sell me this unit id grab it rofl
00:00 <underpants> lolz
00:00 <underpants> its me underpants
00:00 <slinky_J> I'm confuse
00:00 <slinky_J> d
00:00 <abortion> didn't you just get zlined
00:00 <slinky_J> why is my mother in the city learning LATIN
00:00 <underpants> nope
00:01 <slinky_J> house in the country I am down for that
00:06 <slinky_J> I said that to mum the other day
00:11 <slinky_J> it'd be nice to be out barossa
00:14 <slinky_J> or further
00:33 <slinky_J> but I will probably end up buying a unit in adelaide sigh
00:35 <abortion> I'd be happy anywhere I can get my own water basically
00:41 <slinky_J> yer
00:48 <abortion> power can be done anywhere these days with solar panels
00:51 <slinky_J> if they would sell me this unit id grab it rofl
01:00 <slinky_J> she learns Italian
01:00 <abortion> sure, alfy
01:00 <slinky_J> we learnt Spanish together
01:00 <underpants> [:
01:00 <slinky_J> but Latin
01:00 <slinky_J> let's learn dead languages
01:00 <abortion> some people like learning loads of languages
01:00 <underpants> i didnt flood
01:00 <slinky_J> how about Hebrew
01:00 <underpants> look at me
01:00 <slinky_J> well, that's not dead anymore but he
01:00 <abortion> its not like everything we do in life is useful
01:00 <underpants> Im an ASD FAGGOT
01:00 <underpants> LOOOOL
01:00 <slinky_J> I want to go back to re-learn french lol
01:00 <abortion> ok go bak to #asd then
01:00 <underpants> kick ya face off
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01:04 <underpants> lolz
01:10 <underpants> its me underpants
01:28 <slinky_J> I'm confuse
01:30 <slinky_J> d
01:32 <abortion> didn't you just get zlined
01:37 <slinky_J> why is my mother in the city learning LATIN
01:39 <underpants> nope
01:45 <slinky_J> she learns Italian
01:46 <abortion> sure, alfy
01:50 <slinky_J> we learnt Spanish together
01:53 <underpants> [:
01:54 <slinky_J> but Latin
01:59 <slinky_J> let's learn dead languages
02:00 <abortion> some people like learning loads of languages
02:00 <underpants> i didnt flood
02:00 <slinky_J> you going to come around this week abortion
02:00 <abortion> k
02:00 <slinky_J> oh shit
02:00 <slinky_J> brb going to find my boardies
02:00 <slinky_J> make sure they fit, for aquatic 
02:02 <slinky_J> how about Hebrew
02:09 <underpants> look at me
02:09 <slinky_J> well, that's not dead anymore but he
02:12 <abortion> its not like everything we do in life is useful
02:14 <underpants> Im an ASD FAGGOT
02:16 <underpants> LOOOOL
02:20 <slinky_J> I want to go back to re-learn french lol
02:24 <abortion> ok go bak to #asd then
02:38 <underpants> kick ya face off
02:55 <slinky_J> you going to come around this week abortion
02:57 <abortion> k
02:57 <slinky_J> oh shit
03:00 <abortion> uh when, I don't have mine on me, they're at home
03:00 <slinky_J> sweet, found two pairs
03:00 <abortion> tonight is actually the best night for me
03:00 <abortion> after today I'm pretty busy
03:00 <slinky_J> mm I can't tonight :(
03:02 <slinky_J> brb going to find my boardies
03:11 <slinky_J> make sure they fit, for aquatic
03:40 <abortion> uh when, I don't have mine on me, they're at home
04:00 <slinky_J> it's all good we'll sort out a time soon for that
04:00 <slinky_J> going to see BvSupes?
04:00 <abortion> no?
04:00 <abortion> I don't know what that is
04:00 <slinky_J> I was considering seeing batman v superman
04:00 <slinky_J> just not on my own
04:00 <abortion> ah
04:00 <slinky_J> doesnt feel like the kind of film to see on my own..
04:16 <slinky_J> sweet, found two pairs
04:22 <abortion> tonight is actually the best night for me
04:28 <abortion> after today I'm pretty busy
04:30 <slinky_J> mm I can't tonight :(
04:42 <slinky_J> it's all good we'll sort out a time soon for that
04:51 <slinky_J> going to see BvSupes?
04:56 <abortion> no?
05:04 <abortion> I don't know what that is
05:11 <slinky_J> I was considering seeing batman v superman
05:15 <slinky_J> just not on my own
05:19 <abortion> ah
05:25 <slinky_J> doesnt feel like the kind of film to see on my own..
06:00 <slinky_J> tbh so over superhero films
06:00 <slinky_J> Star Wars killed it big time
06:00 <abortion> oh I was going to say
06:00 <slinky_J> I'm hoping new star trek is good.
06:00 <abortion> they've milked DC and Marvell for all its worth
06:00 <slinky_J> yep
06:00 <slinky_J> I think what they should do
06:00 <slinky_J> is take a comic like Old Man Logan
06:00 <slinky_J> and turn that in to a marvel film
06:49 <slinky_J> tbh so over superhero films
06:56 <slinky_J> Star Wars killed it big time
07:00 <slinky_J> because it has wolverine as an old man
07:00 <slinky_J> whom has to, go do something or other because his daughter is kidnapped (I think)
07:00 <slinky_J> along the way he teams up with an old Hawkeye, who dies, there's hillbilly HUlk and Shehulk with kids
07:00 <slinky_J> lol
07:00 <slinky_J> there's the symbiote that attatches itself to a t-rex
07:07 <abortion> oh I was going to say
07:08 <slinky_J> I'm hoping new star trek is good.
07:14 <abortion> they've milked DC and Marvell for all its worth
07:18 <slinky_J> yep
07:23 <slinky_J> I think what they should do
07:30 <slinky_J> is take a comic like Old Man Logan
07:36 <slinky_J> and turn that in to a marvel film
07:42 <slinky_J> because it has wolverine as an old man
08:00 <slinky_J> Redskull controls WASHINGTON D.C.
08:00 <slinky_J> and out of irony wears the defeated and dead Captain America costume
08:00 <slinky_J> lol
08:00 <slinky_J> it's brilliant
08:00 <abortion> people shoudl experiment with stuff when not all is happy ever after
08:00 <slinky_J> yer
08:00 <slinky_J> and deadpool
08:00 <abortion> Where the hero is valiant, but near the end, the hero dies
08:00 <abortion> and evil triumphs
08:02 <slinky_J> whom has to, go do something or other because his daughter is kidnapped (I think)
08:24 <slinky_J> along the way he teams up with an old Hawkeye, who dies, there's hillbilly HUlk and Shehulk with kids
08:25 <slinky_J> lol
08:38 <slinky_J> there's the symbiote that attatches itself to a t-rex
08:48 <slinky_J> Redskull controls WASHINGTON D.C.
09:00 <slinky_J> there's a series with deadpool kills the marvel unives
09:00 <abortion> and you see those left over powerless
09:00 <slinky_J> then deadpool comes out of the comic and kills the writers
09:00 <slinky_J> and becomes Dreadpool
09:00 <slinky_J> so the original Deadpool comes out of the comic to kill Dreadpool
09:00 <slinky_J> rofl
09:00 <slinky_J> it's twisted
09:00 <slinky_J> Deadpool isnt a good guy in a lot of cases hes just a mercenary that loves to murder people
09:11 <slinky_J> and out of irony wears the defeated and dead Captain America costume
09:12 <slinky_J> lol
09:15 <slinky_J> it's brilliant
09:17 <abortion> people shoudl experiment with stuff when not all is happy ever after
09:22 <slinky_J> yer
09:29 <slinky_J> and deadpool
09:31 <abortion> Where the hero is valiant, but near the end, the hero dies
09:38 <abortion> and evil triumphs
09:42 <slinky_J> there's a series with deadpool kills the marvel unives
09:50 <abortion> and you see those left over powerless
09:52 <slinky_J> then deadpool comes out of the comic and kills the writers
09:58 <slinky_J> and becomes Dreadpool
10:00 <slinky_J> and he's pansexual
10:00 <abortion> its too easy to make horror films where people are automatically powerless
10:00 <slinky_J> yer
10:00 <slinky_J> that is on the nose
10:00 <slinky_J> it's why I don't tend to dl horrors
10:00 <slinky_J> that arnie one was good
10:00 <slinky_J> zombie one
10:09 <slinky_J> so the original Deadpool comes out of the comic to kill Dreadpool
10:10 <slinky_J> rofl
10:15 <slinky_J> it's twisted
10:38 <slinky_J> Deadpool isnt a good guy in a lot of cases hes just a mercenary that loves to murder people
10:49 <slinky_J> and he's pansexual
10:51 <abortion> its too easy to make horror films where people are automatically powerless
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10:56 <slinky_J> yer
11:00 <slinky_J> um
11:00 <abortion> think about a story where the terminator is succesful, and skynet wins
11:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWU0D9K1g5E
11:00 <slinky_J> this
11:00 <abortion> thats what I want to see
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Maggie Official TRAILER (2015) Arnold Schwarzenegger Zombie Movie HD (Mar 25, 2015) Length: 2:08 - Category: Film & Animation - 2,115,225 views - 6,919 likes (95.6%), 318 dislikes (4.4%)
11:00 <abortion> Probably wouldn't be popular though lol
11:00 <slinky_J> the APP premise was the fail
11:00 <slinky_J> with the last terminator
11:12 <slinky_J> that is on the nose
11:21 <slinky_J> it's why I don't tend to dl horrors
11:28 <slinky_J> that arnie one was good
11:30 <slinky_J> zombie one
11:41 <slinky_J> um
11:54 <abortion> think about a story where the terminator is succesful, and skynet wins
11:56 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWU0D9K1g5E
11:57 <slinky_J> this
11:58 <abortion> thats what I want to see
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Maggie Official TRAILER (2015) Arnold Schwarzenegger Zombie Movie HD (Mar 25, 2015) Length: 2:08 - Category: Film & Animation - 2,115,225 views - 6,919 likes (95.6%), 318 dislikes (4.4%)
12:00 <abortion> but action movies are always heroic and win
12:00 <slinky_J> abortion that's why the 4th terminator didnt do well
12:00 <slinky_J> because skynet was winning
12:00 <slinky_J> although I liked it
12:00 <abortion> maybe, what we need is the hero to defeat an evil, but an evil that is subtle and creeping siezes it at the last moment
12:31 <abortion> Probably wouldn't be popular though lol
12:32 <slinky_J> the APP premise was the fail
12:36 <slinky_J> with the last terminator
12:43 <abortion> but action movies are always heroic and win
12:56 <slinky_J> abortion that's why the 4th terminator didnt do well
13:00 <slinky_J> because skynet was winning
13:00 <abortion> the last hunger games movie almost had that, but then she was killed too
13:00 <abortion> was dissapoint
13:06 <slinky_J> although I liked it
13:29 <abortion> maybe, what we need is the hero to defeat an evil, but an evil that is subtle and creeping siezes it at the last moment
13:45 <abortion> the last hunger games movie almost had that, but then she was killed too
14:00 <abortion> or, in real life, how Saddam was captured, but then the Muslim Brotherhood moved in
14:07 <abortion> was dissapoint
15:22 <abortion> or, in real life, how Saddam was captured, but then the Muslim Brotherhood moved in
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18:00 <slinky_J> yeah
18:00 <slinky_J> lol
19:07 <slinky_J> yeah
19:38 <slinky_J> lol
19:41 Nick: beagle is now known as beagle1
21:00 <slinky_J> how ya goin beagle1?
21:00 <slinky_J> 4 abortion rofl https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12814510_954549151295521_2863078013488182883_n.jpg?oh=4982a813b57ff5eb28cef0ee76485855&oe=578CD4EA&__gda__=1464511381_ac574645c39b1bbe2b0e33b0ed0b5785
21:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha losing it omf
21:53 <slinky_J> how ya goin beagle1?
22:25 <slinky_J> 4 abortion rofl https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12814510_954549151295521_2863078013488182883_n.jpg?oh=4982a813b57ff5eb28cef0ee76485855&oe=578CD4EA&__gda__=1464511381_ac574645c39b1bbe2b0e33b0ed0b5785
22:30 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha losing it omf
24:00 <abortion> mm I see, might not have actually been beagle
24:00 <shadsam> `op
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25:02 <abortion> mm I see, might not have actually been beagle
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27:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam
27:00 <BlackDevil> joel wants to bumjack you
27:00 <shadsam> adele HACKED
27:00 <BlackDevil> again
27:00 <BlackDevil> she is shit
27:00 <BlackDevil> music is shit
27:00 <BlackDevil> singing is shit
27:00 <BlackDevil> she is fat
27:00 <BlackDevil> music is fat
27:55 <BlackDevil> shadsam
28:00 <BlackDevil> singing is fat
28:00 <BlackDevil> so therfore she is fat shit
28:02 <BlackDevil> joel wants to bumjack you
28:15 <BlackDevil> again
28:15 <%+shadsam> adele HACKED
28:22 <BlackDevil> she is shit
28:25 <BlackDevil> music is shit
28:27 <BlackDevil> singing is shit
28:32 <BlackDevil> she is fat
28:37 <BlackDevil> music is fat
28:41 <BlackDevil> singing is fat
28:51 <BlackDevil> so therfore she is fat shit
29:00 <slinky_J> i hope jb hi fi dont require like to bring a couple of bills as proof?
29:00 <slinky_J> lols
29:42 <slinky_J> i hope jb hi fi dont require like to bring a couple of bills as proof?
29:43 <slinky_J> lols
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32:00 <BlackDevil> i bet you have her albums still wrapped in plastic
33:26 <BlackDevil> i bet you have her albums still wrapped in plastic
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39:00 <abortion> if only that were a kline
40:19 <abortion> if only that were a kline
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41:11 Kick: JunkieCunt was kicked by ChanOP (F A G)
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55:00 <abortion> heh, just looked at something Clarkson (a bot said) and thought, there are a couple of people who come in and out that could be replaced with it "<Clarkson> mr OCD fred faggot fuck is gay"
56:14 <abortion> heh, just looked at something Clarkson (a bot said) and thought, there are a couple of people who come in and out that could be replaced with it "<Clarkson> mr OCD fred faggot fuck is gay"
05:59 <Glenn> ...mmmmm... very deep thinking from a mere bot!
06:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> ans... i just farted
06:38 <Philosopher{[x]}> Glenn you got 12 questions right
06:51 * Philosopher{[x]} asks Glenn what is this sound plllp
07:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> ans... i just farted
07:00 <abortion> Hmm I should write a bot that emulates at various times people in a drug induced rage
07:49 <abortion> Hmm I should write a bot that emulates at various times people in a drug induced rage
08:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> alcohol is even worst
08:00 <abortion> actually I shouldn't
08:00 <abortion> waste of time
08:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> weed is good if you know how to control it
08:00 <abortion> but it'd be a good proof of concept for replacing useless people
08:52 <Philosopher{[x]}> alcohol is even worst
08:59 <abortion> actually I shouldn't
09:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> i left aussie 9 years ago, sorry, cant help much
09:02 <abortion> waste of time
09:05 <Glenn> Only need a few choice Anglo-Saxon adjectives concatenated together. Simply change the order and ev ery-one will try to chat with it! :)
09:17 <Philosopher{[x]}> weed is good if you know how to control it
09:20 <abortion> but it'd be a good proof of concept for replacing useless people
09:27 <Glenn> plivent will really love it! :)
09:42 <Philosopher{[x]}> i left aussie 9 years ago, sorry, cant help much
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15:19 <nate> control u mean not get addicted;l
16:00 <MerveyHughs> Glenno
16:00 <MerveyHughs> Hey son
16:42 <nate> some people can have a few smokes and not smoke them all the time
17:00 <nate> same with weed, effects ppl differently
17:00 <MerveyHughs> :)
17:12 <nate> beeh gets hornay on the weed
17:21 <nate> goes out rooting trannies
18:00 <MerveyHughs> Merve the cricket gr8
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19:14 <theyoungstruggler> lul
19:44 * shadsam slaps Zoe around a bit with a large trout
20:12 <abortion> hornay
20:17 <abortion> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZbTpANdI54
20:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mousse T. - Horny '98 (Sep 21, 2006) Length: 3:41 - Category: Music - 1,702,295 views - 4,292 likes (97.1%), 129 dislikes (2.9%)
22:12 <Philosopher{[x]}> Zoe the latino shemale?
23:00 <MerveyHughs> Roasted chicken tonight with thyme n onion stuffing and gravy
23:00 <MerveyHughs> Mom yumbo
23:00 <MerveyHughs> Mmmm
26:40 <theyoungstruggler> ban nate
26:44 <theyoungstruggler> the fuken faggit
27:05 <nate> theyoungstruggler dont kiss and tell ;l
27:14 <abortion> ban <nick>\n<random insult>
27:20 <abortion> good pattern for a bot
27:34 <abortion> "<Clarkson> mr OCD fred faggot fuck is gay"
27:52 <theyoungstruggler> ./ban nate faggit
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31:00 <BlackDevil> Man who allegedly had sex on Las Vegas Ferris wheel killed in Texas carjacking
34:00 <MerveyHughs> Jon's penis
34:00 <MerveyHughs> Has been in many men's asses
36:11 <theyoungstruggler> nate
38:09 <theyoungstruggler> nathan fagget
38:14 <theyoungstruggler> fuken weird cunt
39:00 <nate> u keen MerveyHughs?
40:00 <MerveyHughs> Narp
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56:11 <steven_> david slobbs
58:00 <MerveyHughs> Here he is
58:00 <MerveyHughs> The ugly guy
58:00 <MerveyHughs> Poo pushing loser
59:00 <MerveyHughs> Ugly prick
01:00 <MerveyHughs> Jono will fart a condom
01:00 <nate> gays dont use condoms
02:00 <nate> ;p
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08:00 <Skirmish> Well all the gay comments clearly shows that it's Joel.
09:00 <BlackDevil> <MerveyHughs> I've been in many men's asses
09:00 <Skirmish> lol topic is amelia giving Jerome a hard time again?
10:00 <Skirmish> Jerome, producer of the next big thing in Aussie rap and Hip Hop, Valley Bottom Posers. Playing backup to Hilltop Hoods.
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16:25 <steven_> loooooool
27:19 Quit: Zoe ([email protected]) Z-Lined
27:37 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/aidb9z
27:45 <steven_> thats how you park
29:00 <Skirmish> Finished GTA storymode. Do I or do I not play online.
32:00 <abortion> fuck thermodynamics is not my field
32:00 <abortion> just had to determine a bunch of stuff to calculate heat
32:00 <abortion> It is wildly assuming and making guesses
32:00 <abortion> I'm hoping it doesn't matter because the application is only for testing a control system, not calculating performance
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34:00 <abortion> I just made a bunch of sweeping generalisations because a fluid is definately involved
34:00 <abortion> (that fluid being a closed air system)
34:33 <Blitzkrieg> Lol @ topic
35:00 <abortion> just went. nope nope nope
35:00 <abortion> not going to integrate the temperature gradients over the length of the tube
35:00 <abortion> it might not even be important enough to quantify properly
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36:00 <abortion> the real calculations for the performance were already done
36:00 <abortion> as I said, I'm not calculating performance of a system
36:09 <steven_> Blitzkrieg
36:12 <steven_> add me on skype
36:24 <Blitzkrieg> Already have you on it
36:34 <steven_> ok, i need some help
36:41 <steven_> :P
36:59 <Blitzkrieg> Oh I know!
37:05 <Blitzkrieg> I'm not home yet
37:34 <Sharni> Help getting himself off
37:51 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni
37:54 <Blitzkrieg> How's tisj
37:57 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk
38:12 <theyoungstruggler> Blitzkrieg = loser
38:25 <Blitzkrieg> Loll
38:50 <Sharni> Bad
38:54 <Sharni> Told me he was gay
39:02 <Blitzkrieg> Nawww
39:07 <Sharni> He wanted you all along stop pushing him away and let him love you
39:12 <Blitzkrieg> Rejected by ircs most eligible bachelor!
39:18 <Sharni> Yep
39:21 <theyoungstruggler> Blitzkrieg = loser
39:47 <Sharni> Blitzkrieg + Tisk
39:49 <Blitzkrieg> Lol who's this clown?
39:52 <Sharni> Awwwwssssss
40:02 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni n Joel
40:05 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooooool
40:10 <theyoungstruggler> Blitzkrieg + tisk = 2 losers
40:28 <Blitzkrieg> Jerome?
40:32 <steven_> nup
40:37 <steven_> i thought it was loopydog
40:41 <Blitzkrieg> Ah
40:41 <steven_> but then i did a whois
40:44 <Sharni> No
40:50 <steven_> i think its someone else ;)
40:59 <Sharni> Sharni + Jen :)
41:06 <Sharni> It's not me
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42:17 <Sharni> Lol
42:44 <steven_> sharni
42:53 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/aidb9z
42:59 <steven_> check out my parking
43:28 <Sharni> It's not loading lol
43:42 <Sharni> Must be that shit
44:02 <Sharni> Haha omg
44:10 <Sharni> Is it like just touching
45:00 <steven_> hehe
45:01 <Blitzkrieg> Typical Holden
45:08 <Blitzkrieg> Nose first into a wall
46:38 <Sharni> Yea so
46:44 <Sharni> Showing off his skills ok
46:46 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
46:53 <Sharni> Only Holden drivers have them skills
46:59 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
47:10 <Blitzkrieg> I'm getting a Holden later this yr
47:12 <Blitzkrieg> Sad but true
47:20 <Sharni> Good
47:28 <Sharni> I'm proud of you.. You will not regret it
47:36 <Sharni> If you do give it to me
47:39 <Sharni> What Holden ?
49:43 <Blitzkrieg> 2015 SS Wagon
49:50 <Blitzkrieg> 2016*
51:28 <abortion> My condolences
51:55 <abortion> I hold the opposite opinion to Sharni, because I, unlike Sharni, do not own a Commodore
52:29 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
52:51 <abortion> I do however have a wagon, so I like that
52:52 <abortion> :P
52:52 <Blitzkrieg> Getting it thru work
53:02 <abortion> ah yes you've talked about that before
55:20 <Blitzkrieg> Yep
55:31 <Blitzkrieg> Has bosses approval
55:38 <Blitzkrieg> Waiting for my payrise
02:00 <Rante> oi
02:00 <Rante> sup
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03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oi
03:00 <Rante> sup
03:00 <Rante> oi
04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sfa mate
04:00 <Blitzkrieg> U
04:00 <Rante> fuk
04:00 <Rante> nuf
04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Fun times here
04:00 <Rante> made a song
04:00 <Blitzkrieg> PiSs?
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> Is that you? 
05:00 <Rante> coffee
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> lols
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> fried
07:00 <Rante> disoloved in water not fried
10:00 <steven_> ok
10:00 <steven_> this one time
10:00 <steven_> at man camp
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sup stevo
12:00 <abortion> right, booking in for some Yokohamas to be put on my corolla
12:00 <abortion> fuck chinese tyres
12:00 <abortion> last 0kms
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
12:00 <Rante> im not drunk
12:00 <Rante> lols
12:00 <Rante> told ppl get fucked
12:00 <abortion> oh sorry, your tyres are unsafe even though you only just got them
12:00 <Rante> fucken alcoholics
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> Seems legit
13:00 <Rante> b--) :
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> What brand abortion?
14:00 <Rante> mr ballchin Blitzkrieg B)^:
14:00 <abortion> I just said
14:00 <abortion> Yokohamas, decent Jap brand
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> I mean the chinese ones lol
14:00 <abortion> idk I didn't even look
14:00 <Rante> abs
14:00 <Rante> sp
14:00 <Rante> sup
14:00 <abortion> heard of Radar, roadstone
14:00 <Rante> kk
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Had decent experience with Winrun
15:00 <abortion> Think I got some "Bluestreak" a while back for my magna just before I sold them
15:00 <abortion> it rather
15:00 <abortion> sold the magna
15:00 <abortion> didn't care at that point, had my crown on order
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ah yes
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> Was averaging 30,000km out of winruns
16:00 <abortion> think they caused an extra L/km while cruising compared to the Michelens I had before
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> With a good wheel alignment
17:00 <Rante> more chillis
18:21 <President_Trump> gamble
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20:00 <abortion> jalepenos
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> MAXI JACKPOTTTTT
21:44 <Sharni> Lol
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22:40 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllll @ Sharni
22:54 <Blitzkrieg> Trump
22:56 Mode: (by President_Trump) -o President_Trump
23:00 <steven_> hi Sharni
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Speaking of gambling 
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sup Sharni
23:00 <nate> hi fartie Sharni
23:07 <Blitzkrieg> Last night Sharni agreed to be tisks mrs
23:17 <Blitzkrieg> In exchange for babysitting
23:23 <Blitzkrieg> Isn't that great news?
23:29 <President_Trump> Sharni wants tisk to teach his kids everything he knows about music
23:50 <Sharni> -_-
24:00 <nate> Blitzkrieg beautiful;p
24:01 <Blitzkrieg> So they can grow up to be awesome djs?
24:05 <Sharni> He broke up with me cause I'm not good enough for him
24:12 <Sharni> He said I didn't have a dock
24:13 <Sharni> Dick
24:29 <Sharni> :(
24:32 <Sharni> Ohh well
24:35 <Sharni> Life goes on
24:35 <Blitzkrieg> But you do have a dock
24:47 <Sharni> Exactly
24:53 <Sharni> But he wants the dick
24:54 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk will experience this soon enough
25:00 <Sharni> Hi
25:12 <Sharni> Oh well
25:16 <Blitzkrieg> Then he'll go without for another 20yrs
25:24 <Sharni> I'll never be good enough
25:48 <Blitzkrieg> No stress
25:55 <Blitzkrieg> You've still got Joel in queue
25:58 <Blitzkrieg> He loves kids
26:08 <Sharni> No
26:15 <Sharni> Jen is my babe
26:21 <Blitzkrieg> Haha
26:21 <Sharni> We got married in Vegas
26:43 <Blitzkrieg> But Jen is Plivs?
26:43 <Sharni> Hawt
26:47 <Blitzkrieg> 3way?
26:52 <Sharni> That's what he thinks
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26:59 <Sharni> Nah I'm the home wrecker
27:06 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahah
27:27 <Blitzkrieg> Some loser is loading up bots again
27:34 <Sharni> Lol
27:37 <Blitzkrieg> Seen 3-4 join in the last minute
27:44 <Blitzkrieg> Prob steven
27:49 <Blitzkrieg> Make it look busier
29:00 <steven_> fucking hell
29:00 <steven_> my computer is just beeping at me
29:00 <steven_> fucking doing my head in
29:00 <steven_> ahahaaa
29:00 <nate> Guns n' Roses - You Could Be Mine steven
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30:57 <Sharni> Wouldn't suprise me
31:00 <Sharni> Throw it at the wall
31:00 <Sharni> Works every time
31:00 <steven_> mmmmmmmmmmmm
31:04 <Sharni> Surprise
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32:00 <steven_> its a virus
32:00 <Sharni> lol
32:00 <Sharni> Too much porn
32:00 <steven_> yeah well.......!
32:00 <Sharni> Go to stop watching the midget porn man
32:00 <nate> loopydog nudes on stevens comp
32:04 <underpants> hey im underpants
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33:00 <Sharni> Lololol
33:00 <nate> emma has clicked them 2 much
33:00 <Sharni> Lolol
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33:16 <steven_> na its not touching
33:33 <steven_> holden driver for you
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34:33 <President_Trump> wheres herb?
34:38 <President_Trump> Sharni is desperate for a gamble
34:50 <President_Trump> <Sharni> !gamble
34:53 <Sharni> No im not
35:00 <steven_> i dont watch porn
35:00 <steven_> i make it
35:05 <steven_> herb had a virus
35:07 <Sharni> Haha good job Steven
35:07 <steven_> he got put down
35:21 <Sharni> R.I.P herb_dean
35:30 <President_Trump> jen took him to cheong park
35:50 <Sharni> You will be remembered as jensasshole
36:28 <Blitzkrieg> Poor herby
36:46 <Blitzkrieg> Steven
36:55 <Blitzkrieg> How the fuck did Herb get a virus
37:00 <nate> with loopy?
37:00 <nate> grrose
37:01 <steven_> no idea
37:10 <steven_> the mirc.exe was infected i guess
37:17 <Blitzkrieg> What sort of fucked up shit do you watch to attract irc viruses
37:17 <abortion> loool
37:20 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
37:45 <abortion> pretty much, you downloading lots of warez?
37:45 <President_Trump> are you going to do an official speech for herb at some stage?
37:50 <steven_> jen's webcam
37:54 <Sharni> Midget porn
37:55 <steven_> torrent sites
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37:59 <Blitzkrieg> Loll
38:07 <Sharni> Steven likes that shit
38:16 <Sharni> Tells me all the time
38:17 <Blitzkrieg> Midget porn
38:19 <Sharni> Yep
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38:25 <steven_> kkekekeek
40:31 <Blitzkrieg> Underpants is Joel I take it?
40:33 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
41:24 <steven_> mens
41:34 <Blitzkrieg> Loll
41:34 <President_Trump> nah underpants owes me 50 million
41:42 <steven_> just had a workout
41:54 <+thestig> did you do a shit
42:00 <Sharni>  Hahahaha
42:00 <Sharni> He makes them midget pornos
42:00 <Sharni> Hawt
42:02 <steven_> had a good root
42:12 <+thestig> i need a good shit
42:13 <Blitzkrieg> Left or right?
42:15 <Blitzkrieg> Loll
42:21 <+thestig> ginseng?
42:26 <steven_> i was using both hands
42:32 <+thestig> lol
42:38 <Blitzkrieg> Of course
43:00 <steven_> hehehehehe
43:59 <Sharni> Hahahah
44:15 <Sharni> One for his dick and one for the dildo that went up his ass
44:18 <Sharni> Good job Steven
44:28 <steven_> lol
44:43 <steven_> dildo doesnt pull faces when its about to cum
44:44 <Sharni> ;)
44:46 <abortion> double the pleasure
44:59 <Sharni> Can you not do Emma
45:00 <Sharni> Ok I'm the director... Your fucking some black midget chick.. Emma walks in and starts abusing you she decides to tie you up tease you blind folds you and all of a sudden you get a BJ but it's not from Emma it's from loopydog
45:00 <Sharni> Hawt
45:02 <Sharni> She's mine
45:07 <steven_> to late
45:08 <abortion> men have prostates, ergo men were supposed to have things put up their ass
45:10 <Sharni> Slart
45:15 <steven_> you guys know the sex face?
45:17 <Sharni> That's disgusting
45:18 <steven_> prolly not
45:19 <steven_> :P
45:27 <Sharni> abortion that's gay
45:27 <Sharni> Ok
45:32 <Sharni> I do ;)
45:34 <Sharni> Ahhahahahahahhahaah
45:44 <Sharni> I'm a slart
45:45 <steven_> hahahaahaha
45:58 <abortion> but hey its true, women don't have a prostate and the prostate is pretty sensitive
46:00 <Sharni> It would be the most clocked video on pornhub
46:00 <Sharni> Clicked
46:02 <Sharni> Not really but whatever
46:14 <Sharni> That's why men are gay
46:35 <Sharni> If a straight guy ever told me to stick someone thing up his ass I'll walk out
46:47 <Sharni> I can't handle that shit
46:50 <abortion> lol
46:53 <Sharni> Like literally "SHIT"
47:20 <abortion> "The function of the prostate is to secrete a slightly alkaline fluid, milky or white in appearance, that in humans usually constitutes roughly 30% of the volume of the semen along with spermatozoa and seminal vesicle fluid."
47:27 <steven_> .
47:30 <Sharni> Oh shit up
47:35 <Sharni> Lol shut up
47:45 * abortion sticks up thumbs like BorAt
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47:59 <abortion> cheesy grin now included
48:08 <Sharni> abortion do you like your prostate fucked
48:19 <President_Trump> he likes it milked
48:21 <Glenn> <*cough*>
48:26 <Sharni> Do you finger your own prostate
48:42 <slinky_J> sweet as
48:45 <slinky_J> tv is ordered
48:47 <abortion> never tried
48:47 <slinky_J> radio rentals
48:50 <slinky_J> 200 a month
48:56 <abortion> WHAT
48:57 <abortion> thats heaps
48:58 <slinky_J> with next month waved
49:00 <steven_> nice
49:02 <slinky_J> haha
49:04 <slinky_J> who cares
49:09 <abortion> fuck we were talkinga bout 150
49:11 <slinky_J> it's a 3700 dollar tv
49:21 <slinky_J> yes
49:26 <slinky_J> but that was a fortnight
49:29 <Sharni> Lol
49:35 <slinky_J> so that owuld have been 300 a month abortion
49:37 <abortion> huh
49:37 <slinky_J> at jb hi fi
49:41 <Sharni> Lol
49:43 <abortion> I thought that was a monthly figure
49:45 <abortion> ok
49:47 <slinky_J> jb hi fi was 150 somethin a ftnight
49:48 <slinky_J> :/
49:50 <slinky_J> plus
50:03 <Sharni> Go save for one
50:04 <slinky_J> radio rentals took some out because i been with them for so long
50:09 <Sharni> Fucking interest is shit balls
50:12 <slinky_J> added on to my credit
50:13 <slinky_J> ;)
50:16 <abortion> whats the rental term
50:21 <Sharni> 24 months
50:25 <abortion> and how does that one month waived fit in
50:27 <slinky_J> but it's a special order because they dont stock the tv so wont get till next month
50:30 <slinky_J> oh im doin 5 yrs
50:33 <slinky_J> can upgraded in 3
50:37 <Sharni> Fucccc ckkkkk
50:40 <slinky_J> dude served me upgrades annually
50:47 <slinky_J> prob writes the laptop off on tax tho
50:52 <slinky_J> but tv he gets a new one every yr
50:55 <Blitzkrieg> That's over $10k for a $3.7k tv
50:58 <abortion> $7200 in 36 months
51:20 <Sharni> Lol
51:28 <Blitzkrieg> I'm in the wrong industry
51:32 <Sharni> 1.4k
51:34 <Sharni> Hahahah
51:34 <abortion> When Skirmish and I did that calculation, we were working on 150/month
51:44 <Sharni> 14k
51:48 <abortion> not fortnight
52:00 <Sharni> Yep
52:00 <Sharni> You will enjoy it
52:05 <Sharni> That's insane man
52:22 <abortion> 150x36 = 5400
53:07 <abortion> As long as you're aware of the figures dude
53:17 <abortion> because we calculated using different figures
53:44 <abortion> If you
53:54 <abortion> If you're considering pulling out, pretty sure there is a cooldown period
54:43 <Sharni> Haha cunts fucked
54:51 <Sharni> This is why you don't get finance
55:06 <abortion> or, this is why you take a calculator
55:14 <Sharni> Suck dick for the money you might earn it in a night
55:20 <abortion> you can get reasonable finance if you look carefully
55:42 <Sharni> You can but radio rentals isn't cheap
55:56 <Sharni> Better getting a loan from somewhere
56:00 <abortion> yeah they were on the news for pulling a rort
56:03 <underpants> sharni
56:07 <underpants> can i kiss you on the toe
56:19 <Sharni> I got a loan from money3 for $1.5k and I'm only paying an extra $200
56:31 <abortion> over what period?
56:40 <Sharni> 6 Months
57:00 <Sharni> They knocked me back for a car loan the ass holes haha
57:00 <Rante> tv said a peado gets charged with grooming offenses 1 a week
57:00 <Rante> in australia
57:00 <Rante> thats pretty fucked
57:18 <Sharni> I just wanted a purple commodore :(
57:19 <abortion> extrapolating the interest, that'd be $1200 + $1500 over 36 months
57:27 <abortion> (200*6)
57:48 <abortion> so its actually in the same class of interest, its just that over the shorter period it doesn't apply as much
58:00 <steven_> explains why the channel is dead
58:00 <steven_> mwhahaha
58:00 <Sharni> Lol
59:01 <slinky_J> soz bbs
59:09 <slinky_J> got yiros and cheese, chips gravy!
59:11 <slinky_J> nom nom
59:20 <slinky_J> im not paying 7200
59:23 <slinky_J> fuck
59:30 <slinky_J> jesus I would not rent otherwise
59:35 <Sharni> Cancel it dude
59:37 <slinky_J> besides you dont calculate the price
59:43 <slinky_J> you go by what the rent is
59:43 <Sharni> Just cancel it
59:48 <slinky_J> and continue to upgrade DUH
00:00 <Sharni> CANCEL IT
00:00 <Sharni> Hello welcome
00:02 <slinky_J> the price of the tee vee is obsolete
00:04 <slinky_J> y
00:06 <Sharni> go sell your ass
00:08 <abortion> I calculated that for the 3 years, after which you upgrade
00:12 <slinky_J> plus im doing 5 years
00:20 <Sharni> The longer the more money
00:25 <Sharni> Silly
00:29 <abortion> if it was for the full 5 years, make that $10,000
00:30 <slinky_J> in the long run renting saves you money
00:36 <abortion> sorry, miscalucaltion
00:38 <Sharni> No..
00:39 <slinky_J> because you dont then go oh fuck now i have to buy a new tv
00:45 <Sharni> Silly
00:51 <slinky_J> so in the end all it is is another bill
00:59 <abortion> $12,000 total over 5 years at 200/month
01:02 <slinky_J> which reminds me i no longer want to pay 150 a month for tesltra
01:03 <Sharni> Go to dick smith and buy a $700 to
01:06 <Sharni> Tv
01:09 <slinky_J> 700?
01:13 <Sharni> There all all half price
01:15 <slinky_J> wtf do i get outta that sharn
01:19 <slinky_J> lol
01:23 <Sharni> Or something dick smith is closing down
01:25 <slinky_J> i want to game
01:28 <slinky_J> hardcore
01:31 <Sharni> You get a tv
01:32 <slinky_J> ima hardcore gamer
01:34 <Blitzkrieg> Yeah Dicksmith have sales on
01:38 <Sharni> Ahh males
01:38 <slinky_J> yer but i dont want what u want
01:46 <Blitzkrieg> With "new stock arriving"
01:50 <slinky_J> u get a standard tv because u dont need what i need
01:51 <Sharni> Lol
01:56 <slinky_J> dicksmiths is going online
01:58 <Blitzkrieg> Seems legit for a company in administration
02:01 <slinky_J> bought out by that shit brand
02:03 <Sharni> Kogan is meant to be buying dick smith
02:05 <slinky_J> kigan
02:07 <slinky_J> yer
02:10 <slinky_J> already done
02:16 <Sharni> I have a Kogan tv
02:18 <slinky_J> dick smiths is fucked
02:18 <Blitzkrieg> Ah ok
02:18 <abortion> Sharni: Only their online store, as slinky_J eluded to
02:20 <slinky_J> always was
02:21 <Sharni> Shit
02:23 <Sharni> Haha
02:24 <slinky_J> yer
02:27 <slinky_J> bbs
02:28 <abortion> Sharni: So do I and it sucks
02:28 <Sharni> Can not game on it
02:29 <abortion> but I also don't really use it
02:33 <slinky_J> abortion wasnt having a go at you bro lol
02:35 <slinky_J> bbs
02:51 <abortion> never said you were
03:03 <abortion> I bought it for ~$450
03:08 <abortion> 4K 42in
03:13 <abortion> panel total shit
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03:25 <President_Trump> dick smith sales are shit 30% off the price of thigns taht are over priced by 30%
03:30 <abortion> but hey, I don't use it for colour reproduction so I'm not heaps fussed
03:41 <abortion> (I mean, the panel is really bad, but I guessed this before I bought it)
03:44 <steven_> bullshit
03:52 <steven_> more then 30%
04:10 <Blitzkrieg> Marked up 250%
04:21 <Blitzkrieg> TODAY ONLY 30% OFF
04:31 <Blitzkrieg> Still making 220%
04:33 <abortion> depends what, bit ticket items don't have that huge a markup
04:46 <abortion> but their brand batteries and shit like that, yeah could be 250% markup
05:41 <Blitzkrieg> I remember when I worked at Dominos as a young lad
05:53 <Blitzkrieg> We got 600ml coke for 90c/bottle
06:03 <Blitzkrieg> Sold it for $3.20
06:09 <Blitzkrieg> I was like :|
06:21 <abortion> yeah all places make their profits from drinks and other extras
06:35 <abortion> the core product is pretty close to cost usually, because that actually requires effort to produce
06:45 <Blitzkrieg> Yeah
06:59 <Blitzkrieg> If one pizza was fucked... you'd need to sell 4 more to cover it
07:29 <Sharni> Maccas large cokes cost $1c
07:37 <Sharni> Sells them for like $4
07:41 <abortion> all fast food places sell chips
07:42 <abortion> chips are hella cheap
07:42 <Sharni> Hahaahah
07:48 <President_Trump> ask ^pHANTOM^ he works at pizza hut
07:52 <Sharni> Lol
08:05 <abortion> Sharni: Oh yeah, postmix drinks are a huge markup, you got that right
08:06 <President_Trump> Sharni they have to buy the syrup
08:12 <Blitzkrieg> I heard the most expensive item for Maccas to make costs them 58c
08:13 <President_Trump> not 1c
08:18 <Sharni> Yes I know
08:40 <President_Trump> it doesnt taste right without the ice, only a dumb bitch would get it without ice
08:43 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllll
08:43 <Sharni> But from the box of syrup to make a large drink is like 1c
08:49 <abortion> I virtually never buy drinks from places anymore
08:53 <Sharni> I use to work at maccas
08:56 <abortion> I just wait a bit longer and drink water
08:58 <Sharni> When I was 14
09:33 <President_Trump> how's it 1c when they have to buy the syrup?
09:42 <Sharni> It's works out to b e
09:47 <Sharni> The box is like $40
09:58 <Sharni> I forgot prices would of went up
10:06 <President_Trump> 1.5c now? lol
10:14 <Sharni> Who knows
10:21 <President_Trump> that just sounds like stupid mcdonalds rumours
10:25 <President_Trump> from 14 year old dumb staff
10:27 <Sharni> It's not
10:27 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllll
10:32 <abortion> how many small cups would the one syrup box do?
10:39 <Sharni> I use to look at the order sheets
10:42 <Sharni> No idea man
10:49 <Sharni> Would make a lot
11:01 <abortion> 100? 1000? guess the figures
11:05 <Sharni> I jens I was working at the 3 busiest stall in Aus
11:10 <President_Trump> if it is so cheap then why do cinemas always water it down so much?
11:28 <Sharni> And we would change the boxes about twice a day and there's like 6 of them connected at once
11:31 <abortion> cinemas aren't fast food chains
11:38 <abortion> mcD would have huge purchasing strength
11:44 <Sharni> Yep
11:45 <abortion> cinemas are comparatively small fry
11:53 <President_Trump> abortion if it only cost 1 cent to make up post mix coke then no cinemas would water it down
12:05 <abortion> I'm saying for cinemas its not that cheap, President_Trump
12:13 <Sharni> But Coca-Cola would see them shit cheap to maccas as it would be bulk
12:14 <abortion> I'm saying McD can do it because they sell so much more than cinemas
12:16 <President_Trump> mcdonalds dont get it that cheap
12:45 <abortion> You have even fewer figures than Sharni, President_Trump
12:46 <Blitzkrieg> So you're saying.. cup syrup and labour only cost them 1c?
13:01 <Blitzkrieg> Oh and the carbonated water
13:04 <Sharni> Labour not included
13:14 <abortion> yeah the soda water is probably a bigger cost
13:27 <Blitzkrieg> So around 12-13c a cup
13:33 <Blitzkrieg> They sell it for $1
13:40 <Sharni> A large cup including the carbonated water and syrup would cost them 5c roughly
13:49 <Sharni> Cups are more expensive than the syrup
14:06 <President_Trump> cups would cost 1 cent
14:08 <Sharni> Prices would of gone up
14:28 <Blitzkrieg> How old are you sharni?
14:33 <Sharni> Frozen Coke is more expensive because of the plastic cups it goes in lol
14:36 <Sharni> 21
14:49 <Blitzkrieg> So we're talking 7 yrs ago
14:54 <abortion> which isn't huge
14:55 <Sharni> Yep
15:03 <abortion> especially as inflation hasn't been very high lately
15:14 <Sharni> But have you seen how much the prices have dramatically changed over the period of time
15:18 <Blitzkrieg> Would've cost more than 1 cent back then
15:21 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
15:51 <abortion> based on a 3% rise per year, that compounds to a 23% increase in price
15:53 <Sharni> Haha oh well
15:56 <Blitzkrieg> 1 cent for the cup maybe
15:58 <Sharni> Maccas are a rip
16:07 <Blitzkrieg> 5c for soda water
16:18 <Blitzkrieg> 3c for syrup
16:27 <Blitzkrieg> And 5c in labour
16:32 <abortion> formula (1+(x%/100)) ^ years
16:43 <Sharni> Still a big profit
16:49 <Blitzkrieg> Exactly
17:03 <President_Trump> lol
17:03 <Blitzkrieg> Especially given for a while they were around $3 for a large
17:08 <Sharni> The maccas I worked out made 8mill profit a year
17:10 <abortion> noting that 3% is the upper bound of the RBA target inflation figure
17:18 <Sharni> That's not including labour and everything else
17:19 <President_Trump> sharni was about 1500% out
17:23 <Sharni> Just profit
17:24 <abortion> its actually lower at the moment
17:45 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni so $8mill before expenses?
17:53 <Sharni> After
17:54 <Blitzkrieg> Or after?
17:56 <Blitzkrieg> Ah ok
18:13 <President_Trump> Markups: It's difficult to get a reliable estimate, but it is likely that it costs McDonald's on margin about thirteen to nineteen cents to produce a soft drink, including syrup, container, water, ice, labor, electricity, product wastage, etc.
18:18 <President_Trump> lol 1cent, Sharni loser
18:24 <President_Trump> wish plivent was here to tell you off
18:30 <President_Trump> and rage at you
18:33 <President_Trump> you deserve it
19:30 <abortion> pliv doesn't do anything himself though
19:38 <abortion> he just rages
19:46 <Blitzkrieg> Except ice
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20:06 <President_Trump> pliv used to be general manager of all mcdonalds stores in south west sydney
20:07 <President_Trump> he will know
20:08 <abortion> calls everyone a loser so he doesn't need to be reminded that he ain't so hot himself
20:40 <President_Trump> he helped them expand into gourmet burgers
20:49 <abortion> says who?
20:58 <President_Trump> and created the 'double drive thru' lanes
21:15 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
21:16 <abortion> yeah I'll believe it when I see a reliable 3rd party source
21:42 <President_Trump> he was offered the role of general manager nsw but decided to go back to uni
21:55 <steven_> lolololol
21:58 <steven_> underpants
22:01 <steven_> what happened
22:12 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooool
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23:54 <Sharni> Gaga lies
24:00 <screws> may i ask who set my melbourne ban
24:04 <Sharni> Haha
24:14 <Sharni> General roll manager lmao
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24:21 <Sharni> Role
24:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
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24:25 <Sharni> Cuntnt rr jssnjxusnsjs
25:00 <nate> plivent did iiiit!
25:00 <screws> knew it.
25:02 <Lumeah> Sup cunts
25:09 <chinorik> hello Lumeah
25:19 <Lumeah> Hii
25:29 <chinorik> its Pieter here
25:44 <Lumeah> Piety?
26:00 <chinorik> yes
26:06 <Lumeah> Piety piety piety?
26:31 <abortion> President_Trump: You did go for a source on the softdrink price though, even though you never gave the link. Google is good for looking up exact statements
27:22 <abortion> Unfortunately Mr. Stobb does not give sources for his figures
27:38 <President_Trump> nah couldnt find anything exact
28:05 <President_Trump> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeI3QecW4AE2v9e.jpg:large
28:13 <President_Trump> vote 1 trump for a safe world
28:23 <chinorik> fucking hell
28:26 <chinorik> stfu about trump
28:30 <chinorik> its all u talk about
29:06 <abortion> That's Brussels, Belgium, not the US,
29:15 <abortion> I'm not sure how Trump is going to be the world police
29:35 <President_Trump> obamas failed policies have created this
29:42 <chinorik> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
29:52 <chinorik> wow i didnt think you were stupid but you possibly are
29:57 <chinorik> obama has nothing to do with it
30:06 <President_Trump> llolllllllllllllll it's the JEW WORLD ORDER
30:08 <abortion> uh, waht about Bush's invasion based on unreliable WMD information, and Saddam's removal creating a power vaccuum
30:09 <President_Trump> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
30:28 <abortion> obama was just obliged to carry it on
30:38 <President_Trump> abortion obama withdrew from iraq early, all the military said it was suicide
30:40 <abortion> because you can't just pull out and leave an even bigger power vaccuum
30:51 <abortion> Oh I see
31:01 <abortion> don't recall it being zero involvement
31:31 <President_Trump> obama has sponsored the arab spring and armed 'freedom fighters'(isis) in syria
31:52 <abortion> remember back when it wasn't ISIS? I do
32:00 <steven_> lol
32:04 <abortion> ISIS came later
32:26 <President_Trump> muslim brotherhood / isis, whatever
33:00 <nate> hi Emma, would loopy look good nude?
33:00 <nate> his yummie bits dangling out
33:35 <chinorik> no not whatever
33:39 <chinorik> they are totally different
33:44 <abortion> the freedom fighters were a lot of disparate groups prior to ISIS
34:00 <Emma> noooo
34:06 <abortion> there was a significant presences from a group related to Al Qaeda but this was hardly all of them
34:38 <abortion> Muslim Brotherhood were a mostly political group, not a military group
34:48 <President_Trump> lol he wants asaad out but giving weapons to everyone but isis, ok
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35:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWdA1DKfbwo
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Static-X - Destroyer (Video) (Apr 10, 2007) Length: 2:58 - Category: Music - 5,987,031 views - 18,695 likes (96.7%), 636 dislikes (3.3%)
36:22 <chinorik> asad is good
36:47 <Cath^> hmm
37:02 <abortion> sounds like a no win situation to me
37:15 <chinorik> Cath^ is violent
37:18 <chinorik> abusive also
37:28 <President_Trump> assad is good, keeps the country under control
37:28 <abortion> either way obama can easily be accused of something because both options suck
37:30 * Cath^ lixxx chinorik
38:00 <President_Trump> things were ok before he started meddling abortion
38:16 <abortion> before bush started meddling you mean
38:40 <President_Trump> no the situation was under control
38:40 <abortion> there was even the gulf war before that
38:47 <President_Trump> obama withdrew all troops which was the dumbest thing possible
39:10 <Cath^> you seem tense chinorik
39:14 <abortion> suppressed but not solved
39:21 <abortion> they weren't making any forward progress really
40:00 <nate> Rob Zombie - Well, Everybody's Fucking In A U.F.O. 
40:00 <nate> get on up!
40:03 <President_Trump> lol obama just blames bush for 8 years of failure
40:18 <abortion> thats standard political rhetoric
40:29 <abortion> blame your predecessor if your predecessor is of the opposite party
40:55 <abortion> you think bush never blamed clinton for anything?
41:07 <abortion> Trump is blaming everyone else before he is even in office
41:15 <abortion> and watch as he'll continue to blame
41:29 <President_Trump> obama is pretty easy to blame, he has pretty much failed at everything he has done
41:42 <abortion> people have said the same about bush
41:45 <abortion> whoopdeedoo
41:50 <abortion> some people said
41:54 <President_Trump> bush didnt really do much
42:10 <abortion> inaction can be as bad as bad action
42:15 <abortion> remember the GFC?
42:25 <President_Trump> gfc was bush's fault? LOL
42:48 <abortion> It was the fault of regulators generally to reign in imprudent loans
42:58 <chinorik> <@Cath^> you seem tense chinorik < down slut
43:00 <President_Trump> thats just part of any economic cycle
43:07 <Cath^> love you too jerome
43:11 <chinorik> no its notr
43:16 <chinorik> <President_Trump> thats just part of any economic cycle< u are very dumb
43:20 <abortion> Not really, we have a pretty clear indication of what caused the GFC
43:22 <chinorik> so many dumb ppl on austnet
43:27 <chinorik> infact so many dumb ppl in life
43:35 <abortion> "Sub prime mortgage crisis" ring any bells?
43:42 <chinorik> LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
43:44 <chinorik> abortion owning u
43:50 <President_Trump> so what? that was just a symptom not a cause
43:54 <chinorik> hahahahahaha
43:56 <chinorik> sumpton
43:58 <chinorik> dumb cunt
44:00 <abortion> the cause was a lack of regulation as I said
44:03 <chinorik> no wonder u hide b ehind irc
44:07 <President_Trump> rubbish
44:10 <Skirmish> Faaaarking hell. Just scrolled up. slinky_J is getting fleeced.
44:13 <chinorik> if we saw u u would look like darren x chucky
44:23 <President_Trump> there will be another one around 2023-25, what you gunna blame then?
44:23 <abortion> stating rubbish isn't a retort
44:36 <abortion> Same people
44:55 <abortion> chances are it'll be because the system hasn't been reformed and the world is overly leveraged because people threw caution to the wind
45:04 <abortion> just as happened this time
45:25 <abortion> regulators have an obligation to act
45:27 <abortion> but they don't
45:36 <abortion> because of all the corporate interests riding on the back of it
45:42 <President_Trump> thats not bush's fault
45:56 <abortion> Not directly
46:04 <abortion> but thats because it is inaction
46:05 <President_Trump> you said it was
46:08 <abortion> his line was do nothing right
46:16 <abortion> thus, no one did anything to try and head it off
46:33 <abortion> So he is as much to blame as the rest of the political system
46:46 <abortion> the house, congress, the executive, the states etc etc
47:00 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/ahyfdp
47:07 * Cath^ sits next to chinorik
47:08 <President_Trump> they cant micro manage everything
47:34 <abortion> True, but then, as has been said many times, in what way does the politics affect the economy, and thus, what has obama really done?
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47:40 <President_Trump> i was talking about obamas policies and you throw something in about bush causing the GFC LOL
47:44 <abortion> Regulation is the only lever that they have
47:46 <Skirmish> They didn't have to prop up business either President_Trump, but they did.
48:01 <Cath^> hey Skirmish
48:11 <Skirmish> Evening Cath^
48:19 <abortion> President_Trump: I'm saying that everyone is blaming their predecessor
48:21 <Cath^> how are you?
48:38 <abortion> You said Obama blah blah blah, I was demonstrating how anything can be pinned to the president, whether correct or not
48:45 <President_Trump> ok
49:00 <steven_> ;p
49:32 <President_Trump> anyway trump will fix up everyones mistakes and everyone will be rich
49:45 <abortion> lol you think things will actually change
49:59 <abortion> weren't you just saying how we'll go through a crisis in 2035
50:05 <abortion> sorry
50:06 <Skirmish> Cath^: I am good.
50:08 <abortion> 2025
50:54 <Skirmish> The only thing Trump is going to fix is the outlook of the major party systems in America and how they deal with the public. Trump will get assassinated.
50:59 <President_Trump> yes abortion, trump will build a juggernaunt economy after his eight years then a democrat will blow it all up in 3 months
51:00 <steven_> one for sharni
51:00 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/ahygla
51:01 <Sharni> Lol
51:01 <slinky_J> woooooooooo
51:05 <slinky_J> drinkin wine yo
51:06 <slinky_J> lels
51:10 <slinky_J> fkn bored
51:22 <slinky_J> i could skull fuck a white rhino
51:26 <President_Trump> Skirmish that is a real possibility
51:28 <abortion> President_Trump: 2023 will still be in his term
51:31 <abortion> which you said too
51:37 <abortion> if 8 years is his actual presidency
51:45 <slinky_J> well
51:52 <President_Trump> it will blow up then abortion, doesnt matter who is president
51:55 <slinky_J> they need a good statesman as president
51:57 <slinky_J> unfort
52:01 <slinky_J> there are no good candidates
52:06 <slinky_J> so why not elect idiot trump
52:26 <abortion> President_Trump: Not sure if then is correct, but I agree on the latter part
52:29 <slinky_J> USA politics is old news
52:30 <abortion> doesn't matter who is el presidente
52:33 <slinky_J> USA it self is old news
52:35 <slinky_J> look to the future
52:39 <Skirmish> Scrolled up and read about your new tv plan slinky_J. Are you also interested in some shares for a company I am starting that farms panda poop?
52:52 <slinky_J> USA won't be playing such a large roll in world afairs for too much longer the way they are going
53:02 <slinky_J> Skirmish I am a gamer
53:07 <slinky_J> and an avid movie watcher
53:10 <slinky_J> it's my thing
53:10 <President_Trump> the world has gone out of control under obama
53:15 <slinky_J> i love books but books are cheap
53:21 <slinky_J> I want quality tv
53:27 <abortion> Here we go again
53:30 <slinky_J> the money is no issue.
53:35 <Skirmish> There are plenty of quality tvs less than that.
53:36 <slinky_J> 202 a month
53:40 <slinky_J> i can easily afford
53:51 <slinky_J> lol this tv is next level
54:05 <slinky_J> no fkn way I'd get anything else
54:07 <slinky_J> for the price
54:09 <abortion> Because its not like we haven't had terrorism for a long bloody time
54:11 <slinky_J> or less
54:15 <President_Trump> a quick trip to orgy island with putin, kim jong-un and trump and there will be world peace
54:15 <slinky_J> i go less I get a smaller tv
54:18 <slinky_J> not curved
54:24 <slinky_J> and not set up for the future
54:28 <slinky_J> not nbn ready
54:33 <slinky_J> not 4k ready
54:35 <abortion> what
54:36 <Skirmish> If I was going to pay $7k for a tv I would want it to jerk me off every night.
54:40 <slinky_J> 4k Blu rays are already out
54:41 <abortion> did they actually say NBN ready?
54:45 <slinky_J> yes
54:54 <abortion> ok the saleman was having your leg
55:00 <slinky_J> im not buying the tv im renting it
55:00 <Sharni> Lol
55:10 <slinky_J> no salesman pulled my leg
55:10 <Skirmish> You are paying $7k\
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55:15 <slinky_J> no salesman said nbn anything
55:17 <abortion> yeah, and over 3 years you will have paid $7200
55:18 <slinky_J> i did my research
55:21 <slinky_J> so what
55:23 <slinky_J> SO WHAT
55:29 <slinky_J> understand this
55:32 <slinky_J> you like your car abortion
55:33 <Skirmish> You are getting jipped.
55:36 <slinky_J> you want to kit it out
55:39 <slinky_J> i am not into cars
55:42 <President_Trump> slinky_J is always saying he's going to kill himself so he wont have to pay the 7200
55:45 <slinky_J> i would prefer a good tv
55:55 <slinky_J> i am all about movies and gaming
56:05 <abortion> slinky_J: Not really arguing your choice of TV, its this renting thing that bothers me
56:06 <slinky_J> where as you have a good car and want to do more to it
56:08 <Sharni> At the end of the day it's his money who cares
56:11 <slinky_J> why?
56:16 <slinky_J> it's renting plain and simple
56:20 <slinky_J> it's only money
56:24 <slinky_J> fuck
56:28 <Sharni> I like money
56:33 <slinky_J> yer well
56:34 <abortion> because you'll pay more than 2x the amount the TV is on sale for
56:39 <slinky_J> I am not about money
56:45 <Sharni> Who cares
56:46 <Skirmish> Sharni: Nobody. He needs to stop banging on about it though as if he is getting a good deal because each and every time it is bought up he will be reminded how much he is getting ripped off.
56:47 <slinky_J> does that matter
56:48 <Sharni> Shush
56:48 <abortion> Well that settles that then
56:55 <slinky_J> im not doing that Skirmish
56:59 <Sharni> Yea I know he is
57:00 <slinky_J> you're saying I am
57:00 <Rante> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10262219_1056444834411963_1133621598481647666_n.jpg?oh=2b808c29cec77f836acda0e2e99e6491&oe=57893389&__gda__=1464974654_d87cf891a84a6ca486ff2c784bfc002d
57:04 <slinky_J> no I am not
57:05 <Sharni> But he doesn't car so just leave it
57:08 <abortion> money no issue then there is nothing else to say
57:09 <Sharni> His money his life lol
57:11 <slinky_J> what I do is my business
57:15 <slinky_J> what you think is your opinion
57:18 <slinky_J> leave it at that
57:21 <Sharni> No point having this discussion
57:26 <slinky_J> jesus christ
57:35 <slinky_J> there was no point because I am comfortable with what I am doing
57:38 <chinorik> HAHAHAHAHA
57:40 <chinorik> 7k for a tv?
57:44 <slinky_J> banging on about it to me is just stupid
57:45 <chinorik> are u fucking serious
57:46 <slinky_J> far out
57:49 <abortion> In order to continue this discussion further, I'd have to instead talk about the value of money, which I'm not going to do
57:51 <chinorik> it will be worth like 200 bucks in 2 years
57:53 <chinorik> dumb cunt
57:55 <chinorik> 7k for a tbv
57:57 <Skirmish> abortion: I have got an old 80's Corolla for sale. Rather than buy it, how about you rent it?
57:58 <slinky_J> abortion
57:59 <chinorik> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
58:04 <slinky_J> you and I can talk about it irl
58:06 <slinky_J> :P
58:30 <Sharni> 7 k you can get like a 60-70 inch
58:31 <abortion> Skirmish: Would you be responsible for repairs?
58:32 <slinky_J> that'd be the platform in which to discuss it tbh
58:36 <Sharni> Maybe
58:36 <Skirmish> abortion: When you don't have a job then you don't value money. It just magically appears.
58:37 <Sharni> Haha
58:51 <chinorik> 7k for a tbv
58:52 <slinky_J> 55 inch curved
58:52 <chinorik> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
58:54 <President_Trump> go buy a 2k TV and it would have cost 7k two years ago
58:58 <slinky_J> im not paying 7k for it
59:02 <chinorik> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
59:02 <Sharni> Curved makes me sick
59:03 <chinorik> 7k for a tbv
59:12 <slinky_J> im renting
59:13 <abortion> not right now you're not
59:16 <chinorik> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
59:17 <chinorik> 7k for a tbv
59:18 <chinorik> dumb cunt
59:21 <abortion> but you said money is not relevant as you said
59:31 <slinky_J> yer
59:34 <chinorik> he's on D$P
59:35 <chinorik> he's retard
59:36 <slinky_J> i am not renting the tv
59:38 <slinky_J> in that sense
59:58 <chinorik> retards on D$P do impuslive spendings like this
00:01 <chinorik> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
00:05 <chinorik> because reality means nothing to them
00:08 <chinorik> they are like single mums
00:13 <slinky_J> i am paying them for the privelage to have a television that i will then exchange for a new television and so on
00:16 <chinorik> just waiting for the next cenno payment
00:24 <slinky_J> so im not paying for the one tee vee
00:29 <Skirmish> slinky_J: You are renting a Samsung Curved and willing to pay $7k for it? Fuck I should have sold you my 4K Samsung curved. It's 60 inch and only cost me $2.6k brand new.
00:40 <slinky_J> im not going to buy it
00:54 <slinky_J> you speak as if renting isnt a thing
00:56 <slinky_J> as I said
01:02 <Skirmish> Stop talking about renting as if it's a better deal. It's not. BUYING IT would have been a better deal.
01:09 <abortion> slinky_J: How long do you have to pull out slinky_J? I know you say you're not now, but with all the insults flying around, now isn't a good time to discuss it with a level head
01:11 <slinky_J> the guy that served me rents his tv and exchanges it annually
01:19 <slinky_J> why buying it
01:20 <chinorik> LOL
01:24 <slinky_J> I want to rent
01:25 <chinorik> slinky_J jb hifi staff are liars
01:30 <chinorik> they are swindlers
01:32 <slinky_J> I don't want to buy another tv
01:35 <chinorik> thats how they make money
01:38 <chinorik> on dumb cunts like u
01:39 <Skirmish> The guy that served you would have told you anything to get you to sign up. Read the fine print. They get commission from you renting.
01:43 <chinorik> i know because i use to be one lol
01:44 <slinky_J> I don't want to be stuck with this tv
02:06 <chinorik> slinky_J = retard of the month award #NerdHacks
02:11 <Skirmish> Well you will pay $7k to remove the hassle of owning the tv. Great job.
02:12 <President_Trump> why dont you just get a huge HD projector
02:17 <slinky_J> lol
02:26 <slinky_J> having a go at me over renting is ridiculous
02:37 <slinky_J> you're just making yourselves look stupid.
02:44 <President_Trump> $200 a month to rent a tv loololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
02:51 <slinky_J> if you can afford it
02:55 <slinky_J> 200 doesnt matter.
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Are you gonna try smoke that?
03:00 <screws> lol
03:00 <Rante> no
03:00 <Rante> lols
03:00 <Rante> i dont  smoke
03:01 <slinky_J> get that through your head.
03:03 <slinky_J> ;)
03:15 <slinky_J> I dont have vehicle expenses
03:26 <Skirmish> 2 x explosions at Brussels airport and now a 3rd at a subway station.
03:28 <slinky_J> i pay rent bills and buy food
03:38 <slinky_J> seriously?
03:40 <Skirmish> Belgium is getting it's ass kicked.
03:40 <Sharni> He is a male whore for old grandmas
03:45 <slinky_J> that sucks
03:46 <Sharni> He gets the cash man don't worry
03:49 <slinky_J> my cousins are in belgium
04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Bullshit
04:00 <Rante> suck shit pollock lover
04:00 <Rante> Blitzkrieg had affair with pollock
04:00 <Rante> they sucked and fucked
04:00 <Rante> lols
04:00 <Blitzkrieg> You're the one trying to smoke strawberry seeds
04:08 <Skirmish> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-22/brussels-airport-rocked-by-two-explosions/7268106
04:11 <slinky_J> they is half african
04:12 <slinky_J> the cuties
04:15 <slinky_J> ty Skirmish
04:17 <Sharni> I need a massage
04:29 <President_Trump> old news
04:48 <slinky_J> how to deal with this terrorism issue
05:00 <Rante> no
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> I really can't see how you can comment
05:00 <Rante> Blitzkrieg is pussy scared of pollock
05:00 <steven_> oi
05:00 <Rante> lols
05:00 <Rante> oi
05:00 <steven_> i got a virus
05:00 <Rante> dam
05:00 <steven_> how the fuck do i get rid of it
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> What one 
05:00 <Rante> cut ya dick off
05:00 <steven_> ill cut your dick off cunt
05:16 <Skirmish> lol @ directing conversation away from your tv.
05:22 <Skirmish> subtle.
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06:00 <steven_> with a spoon
06:00 <Rante> lols
06:00 <Blitzkrieg> What virus steven
06:00 <steven_> when i open a webpage
06:00 <steven_> it opens tabs with beeping shit
06:00 <Rante> :)
06:00 <Rante> system restore
06:00 <Rante> if u havent install shit u need
06:00 <Rante> lately
06:00 <steven_> you think?
06:00 <Rante> then scan
06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh that one
06:03 <Sharni> Lol
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06:46 Kick: grubs was kicked by ChanOP (you mad bro?)
07:00 <Blitzkrieg> You using ie??
07:00 <steven_> im not
07:00 <steven_> but does it on IE aswell
07:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yer
07:00 <Blitzkrieg> Disable your addins
07:00 <steven_> cant even google it
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> You'll find a process running in task manager too
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Shit like eewhwu.exe
09:33 <slinky_J> what
09:39 <slinky_J> I didnt segway shit
09:45 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
09:46 <abortion> Yeah I'm currently trying to contact my family to make sure no one was caught up
09:48 <slinky_J> I have a lot of money you dick
09:53 <slinky_J> tied in to mums mortgage
09:56 <abortion> Don't think anyone was at the Airport
09:57 <slinky_J> one of her bank accounts
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> And if you do msconfig.exe it'll appear in startup
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> And maybe services
10:00 <steven_> i have done scans
10:00 <steven_> and removed shit
10:01 <slinky_J> and some in mine
10:07 <slinky_J> so my ex fiancee cant fuck with me
10:08 <slinky_J> FUCK
10:09 <chinorik> u have no money
10:11 <abortion> They also don't live in Brussels but mostly around Antwerp
10:13 <slinky_J> bam
10:16 <chinorik> only money have is cenno link
10:18 <slinky_J> how's that for modesty.
10:23 <slinky_J> yeah ok
10:25 <chinorik> and abit of cash ur waiting for from ur dead mum
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10:30 <slinky_J> actually
10:33 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
10:39 <slinky_J> I received a substantal inheritence from my father
10:43 <slinky_J> which is in her account
10:53 <slinky_J> point is the less I have in my account
10:58 <slinky_J> my ex cant chase it
11:00 <steven_> first thing i done was remove everyhing from startup
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> If you right click your browser shortcut.. you'll prob find it there too
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Google.exe "firjeksij"
11:01 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) EOF from client
11:04 <slinky_J> like the money hungry slag she is
11:09 <slinky_J> she's already tried
11:24 <slinky_J> my mother and I put money in to a savings for my son
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11:29 <slinky_J> I will never give her money
11:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
11:42 <slinky_J> wb
11:49 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) EOF from client
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11:56 <slinky_J> ah he on his phone at work
11:57 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: www.udemy.com - Check it out. Educate yourself for your betterment.
11:57 <slinky_J> r u?
11:59 <slinky_J> lol
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> Don't need system restore for the beep bug
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> Just got to find its trigger
12:00 <steven_> its a website that does the beeping
12:00 <Rante> in hour i eat chip sandwiches
12:00 <Rante> lols
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yeah
12:01 <abortion> thing is, she has probably told him for a long time that you should be alienated
12:11 <slinky_J> that's okay by me man
12:15 <slinky_J> I know what that feels like
12:26 <slinky_J> I just tuned out when my mother said bad things about my dad
12:29 <abortion> My uncles soon to be ex wife is doing that now, and the kids are all adults
12:36 <slinky_J> I could have kept him at the time
12:42 <slinky_J> and put an order on her
12:50 <slinky_J> which i was advised to because she abused him
12:59 <abortion> what
13:00 <Rante> i dont get virues
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> It'll be a browser addin then 
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> Disable them all
13:00 <nate> Rante what you wearing?
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> A thong 
13:00 <Rante> enable remote control steven_ i login fix it
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> Usual stuff 
13:00 <Rante> lols
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
13:00 <Rante> jokes
13:00 <nate> one thong he lost the other one
13:00 <steven_> mmK
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> I wouldn't let piss in anywhere 
13:00 <steven_> seems to be fixed
13:02 <abortion> why didn't you take him then
13:03 <slinky_J> If there is one person on this earth I hate it's her
13:09 <slinky_J> I did take him
13:14 <slinky_J> but she kept calling the cops on me
13:19 <slinky_J> till the cops were sick of it
13:25 <slinky_J> and told her he was fine with me
13:32 <slinky_J> but the pressure was too much
13:38 <abortion> Fuck that I wouldn't let someone abuse my kid
13:43 <slinky_J> I had to talk to her parents to make sure that he would be living there with them
13:47 <slinky_J> so I handed him over
13:49 <slinky_J> and left
13:51 <abortion> Holy shit
13:57 <slinky_J> because I couldnt stand how she was treating me
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14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Was it an addin?
14:00 <steven_> i had a quick fix but that was removing the HDD and putting a new one in
14:00 <steven_> no idea what it was
14:00 <nate> u had a quick suckie fuckie with tisk
14:00 <nate> where is tisky!
14:00 <nate> it could be love
14:00 <Rante> i want sex but from chicks
14:00 <steven_> where is joel
14:02 * chinorik slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] around a bit with a large trout
14:03 <slinky_J> in the way that it was affecting him mentally
14:04 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here....
14:09 <slinky_J> so I left
14:09 <chinorik> pong does poo pee
14:13 <chinorik> pong does wee
14:15 <slinky_J> hardest thing I've ever fkn done man
14:18 <slinky_J> hurts
14:28 <abortion> thats a lot harder, yeah idk what I would have done either then
14:33 <slinky_J> just gotta try not to think about it and just wait for the day he wants to meet me
14:34 <slinky_J> :P
14:42 <slinky_J> my dad did it too
14:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl in here seem to like pong
14:48 <slinky_J> mum is a great mother and person
14:59 <slinky_J> but she was terrible to him after they broke up and he had sorted him self out
15:00 <nate> chicks what type of chick?
15:00 <nate> old ?
15:00 <nate> granny fanny
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Joel is out could from seroquel
15:00 <Rante> nah
15:00 <Rante> i want curly hair fannny
15:08 <slinky_J> he had been terrible to her first
15:18 <abortion> if it was just me that'd be fine, but if an ex was trying to harass my kid too, shit, idk what I'd do
15:19 <slinky_J> but I understood why he left for ever
15:27 <slinky_J> sucked to see him dying tho
15:27 <slinky_J> lol
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15:33 <slinky_J> yer
15:39 <slinky_J> bec would abuse me dude
15:45 <slinky_J> I didnt want to be with her
15:49 <slinky_J> only stayed because of ashton
16:00 <slinky_J> she is no.1 cunt
16:00 <Rante> lols
16:00 <steven_> tisk
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> Go for Danni
16:00 <steven_> add me on skype
16:00 <Rante> how
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> Just hide from her bf
16:00 <steven_> my username is [email protected]
16:00 <Rante> i dont use skype
16:00 <steven_> get it cunt
16:00 <Rante> why
16:12 <slinky_J> Eminem - Middle Finger
17:00 <steven_> mayte
17:00 <Rante> u going to show me fanny?
17:00 <steven_> its where all the sluts are
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> Like steven
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
17:00 <Rante> steven_
17:00 <Rante> lols show me a fanny
17:00 <steven_> i'll inv sharni in
17:35 <slinky_J> fk i try not to think about this shit
17:37 <slinky_J> lol bbs
17:40 <slinky_J> fucks me off bigtime
18:00 <steven_> get her to get her flaps out for ya
18:00 <Rante> omg really
18:00 <steven_> i'll try
18:00 <Rante> Sharni
18:00 <Rante> is this true
18:00 <Sharni> Go away
18:00 <steven_> hahahahaha
18:00 <Rante> damn
18:00 <steven_> we will keep trying 
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
18:00 <Sharni> Mutt dog
18:00 <steven_> whats dis den slart
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni is playing hard to get
18:00 <Rante> Lumeah
18:00 <Lumeah> fuckers
18:00 <steven_> play hard to wet
18:01 <slinky_J> I had to stop myself from beating her fucking head in the night she abused him
18:08 <slinky_J> then she went to do it again
18:20 <slinky_J> so I picked him up and kicked her out on the fucking spot on the fucking spot! lol
18:29 <Skirmish> Please don't reveal your life story in main channel.
19:00 <Lumeah> yes? 
19:00 <Sharni> ;)
19:00 <Rante> hi
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah you got skype?
19:00 <Lumeah> yes hun
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk... it appears your in with Sharni 
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk do you deal well with kids?
19:00 <Sharni> No
19:00 <Rante> yes
19:00 <Sharni> I'm lesbian
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> She needs a babysitter for when she goes to the pokies
19:00 <Lumeah> ah
19:00 <Lumeah> k
19:00 <Rante> im lesbian too
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> Trading sex for it
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> You keen tisk?
19:00 <steven_> lez b frens
19:00 <Sharni> Ok I'm straight
19:28 <slinky_J> I'm ever so sorry..
19:40 <slinky_J> not doing you any favours again.
19:45 <Lumeah> He can
19:47 <Skirmish> You will be when others are reminding you of it and triggering you.
19:50 <Lumeah> U shut up
19:59 <slinky_J> ok now i get what you mean
20:00 <Rante> i straight too
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha 
20:00 <Lumeah> lol
20:00 <Sharni> I'm fucked
20:00 <Rante> not yet
20:00 <steven_> in da pussay
20:00 <Sharni> Never
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk Sharni is hot
20:00 <steven_> esshay
20:00 <Lumeah> make u your fricking mind
20:00 <Rante> i know
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Make your move son
20:00 <Sharni> Im becoming a nun
20:00 <Rante> make me a dad Sharni
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
20:00 <nate> finger her mouth hole tisk
20:00 <Sharni> I'm married to the man above
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> It is done
20:00 <Rante> im jesus Sharni
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk and Sharni 
20:00 <steven_> the ear ole
20:00 <Sharni> Yuck man
20:02 <slinky_J> i take back what I just said
20:03 <Skirmish> Fuck off Liz and stop being a dumb cunt already.
20:04 <slinky_J> :P
20:09 <slinky_J> sorry
20:20 <slinky_J> check this out dude tell me if you like it
20:26 <abortion> Yeah its true, you are opening up a target for the fools in this channel to bite you by
20:28 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia-EkmQmzvc
20:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - Cypher pt.1 (feat. Redman, ODB, Eazy E, Biggie, Method Man, Busta Rhymes, & Eminem) (Dec 20, 2012) Length: 8:25 - Category: Music - 503,204 views - 4,411 likes (98%), 92 dislikes (2%)
20:38 <abortion> I know it shits you off, and yo
20:38 <abortion> you're right to be pissed
20:52 <abortion> I should have thought of it too though, Skirmish has the right idea
20:53 <slinky_J> we can talk about things in person abortion
20:57 <President_Trump> what
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> IRCs newest couple 
21:00 <Rante> lols
21:00 <Rante> Sharni an Rante
21:00 <Sharni> Fuck this I'm out
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Congrats guyz!
21:00 <steven_> hahhhahahhahaa
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahahhaha
21:00 <Lumeah> what trouble u makeing. lol
21:00 <steven_> add me on skype now cunt
21:00 <Lumeah> no
21:00 <steven_> not you
21:00 <Lumeah> good 
21:00 <nate> ok:L)
21:00 <steven_> i know
21:00 <Rante> i dont like skype
21:01 <President_Trump> we've heard all this before
21:03 <slinky_J> I am thinking next week if you'd like to chill out
21:10 <slinky_J> yer skirm is right
21:23 <slinky_J> AAAHAHAHA odb is good in this
21:27 <abortion> Throw out some times and I'll try
22:00 <steven_> i dont want skirmish getting jelly
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> You used to rap on skype tisk
22:00 <steven_> so i'll leave you for now Lumeah
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> It was good
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> You should add steven
22:00 <Rante> nah
22:00 <Lumeah> leave me? 
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Show him your skils
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who want to cam
22:00 <Lumeah> i don't want u hun
22:00 <steven_> i know babe
22:00 <steven_> skirmish would kill me
22:00 <Rante> Lumeah wants me
22:00 <Lumeah> sook
22:00 <Rante> sorry
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah.. do you like broken men?
22:00 <Lumeah> ohhhj
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who wants to rub bare bums back to back??????????????
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> You do? Excellent 
23:00 <steven_> lol
23:00 <Lumeah> i have a bad radar for broken men
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah meet tisk
23:00 <Rante> hi Lumeah
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's as broken as they come 
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> what about pong
23:00 <Lumeah> i fuckin know crisis lol
23:00 <nate> wot does broken mean?> limp dick?
23:00 <steven_> pong needs a bong
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> I said broken not retarded pong
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wait your turn
23:00 <Rante> crisis chris
24:00 <Lumeah> lol
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> nooo pong only mildly retarded doctor said
24:00 <steven_> chris you faggot
24:00 <nate> NO ONE WANTS A LIMP DICK!
24:00 <steven_> add me on skype
24:00 <nate> cept pong
24:00 <Lumeah> fuck no
24:00 <steven_> stop being a little bitch
24:00 <Lumeah> waaa
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Do you like men a little off centre? 
24:00 <Rante> i dont use skype it slows everything down even when not running
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> If so, meet pong
24:00 <steven_> close mIRC then
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's a step up from Chris
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yess pong
24:00 <nate> i like men with weeping ass juice eg pong
24:00 <steven_> just add me cunt
24:00 <steven_> then close it
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who told uu
24:00 <steven_> i'll ring you when i got the hookup
24:43 <President_Trump> go throw a brick through his $7k tv and take a pic for us
24:45 <slinky_J> Lyrically I'm, untouchable uncrushable, gettin' mad blunted in a six-hundred, benz, ask ya friends who's the illest lickin' shots, Biggie Smalls is the illest!
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk
25:00 <Rante> lols
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Do you have a 486
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> ?
25:00 <steven_> does it matter if she has a hairy muff ?
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Skype doesn't slow shit down on a decent system
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong has 386
25:00 <Rante> nah 286at
25:00 <nate> 2 cups one Pong
25:00 <Rante> with 3.1
25:00 <Lumeah> lol
25:00 <Rante> and dos
25:00 <Lumeah> ta hun
25:00 <Rante> 5
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> You have a single core Celeron don't you?
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> I've got one at my parents 
25:04 <slinky_J> um
25:13 <slinky_J> well I'm not working so you tell me
25:23 <slinky_J> I'm looking in to enviromental studies now
25:38 <slinky_J> pretty keen on doing something involving nature.
25:44 <slinky_J> for some twisted reason.
26:00 <Rante> i got a quadcore
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Runs Windows XP
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> And it is slowed by Skype? 
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Do you have 512mb ram or something?
26:00 <Rante> 1meg
26:00 <Lumeah> i only seam to like fucked in the head lossers skinny as fuck n hair longs.. 
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Figures
26:00 <steven_> i got 10tb of ram
26:00 <steven_> 10000tb hdd
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong have curly hair
26:00 <Rante> i got long hair now Lumeah
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk is perfect for you 
26:03 <slinky_J> What mother said to me earlier was that I need to focus on writing and stop procrastinating hahaha
26:11 <slinky_J> little does she know how right she is!
27:00 <Lumeah> uhuh
27:00 <Lumeah> over night? 
27:00 <Lumeah> good one
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah and tisk... IRCs newest couple
27:00 <Rante> nah
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> tisk has a screetch face
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Congrats!!
27:00 <Rante> i havent had hair cut in 1 year
27:00 <Lumeah> lol Blitzkrieg  nah
27:00 <Rante> or something
27:00 <steven_> /grinch
27:00 <steven_> :P
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who want meet pong
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk is focused on the junkie look
27:00 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/96fip3
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Which it seems you like Lumeah
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> So why not?
28:00 <Lumeah> hahahaha 
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 3 sum
28:00 <nate> a sexy tisk 3 some
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL steven
28:00 <Lumeah> ya don't fuck ya mates
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Accurate as fuck
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sure you do Lumeah
28:00 <steven_> seen my jen one ?
28:00 <Rante> who said fuck
28:00 <steven_> :P
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Where you been living?
28:00 <Lumeah> you do! 
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> No steven loll
28:21 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
29:00 <steven_> jen and the girl off white chicks
29:00 <Lumeah> away from u
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> grandma kick pong out now in half way house
29:00 <Rante> i wouldnt fuck Lumeah
29:00 <steven_> why not tisk
29:00 <Rante> but i would massage her 
29:00 <steven_> hahaahhhaa
29:00 <Lumeah> lol 
29:00 <Rante> in cool ways
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cock massage?
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Rante lets kiss
29:00 <nate> Lumeah rejected fat nate, tisk has a big chance!
29:00 <steven_> lololol
29:00 <steven_> Rante
29:00 <steven_> is it payday?
29:00 <Rante> whoeve pong is
30:00 <Rante> who is [[[[[pong]]]]]
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Pong is a fat slow dude
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Around 40
30:00 <Rante> oh
30:00 <Rante> nah man
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lives at home
30:00 <Rante> ewww
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> You keen tisk?
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> I can make it happen 
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Your 12th gay experience 
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Just say the word son
30:00 <Rante> wtf
30:00 <Rante> i only want Lumeah
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Pong
31:00 <Rante> no pong
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> Rante is keen
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hook in son
31:00 <Rante> bullshit
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> He wants to rub bare bums
31:00 <Rante> lols i would chuck
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> Out of your cock? ;)
31:21 <slinky_J> I wish my tv didnt have so much burn in :(
32:00 <Rante> cock dont work for [[[[[pong]]]]]
32:00 <Rante> unless pong female
32:00 <Blitzkrieg> Bullshit
32:00 <Blitzkrieg> You were wanking over him before
32:00 <Blitzkrieg> Till you found out he was a dude
32:00 <Blitzkrieg> Then you wanked harder
32:00 <Rante> u idiot
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
33:00 <Lumeah> lol
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> So lumeah
33:00 <Lumeah> no
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> You keen on tisk or he all pongs?
33:00 <nate> pong is female shes just got a nice cock thats all
33:02 <slinky_J> man, sometimes I could just throw a gun to my head and paint the walls with my afflictions.
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> Even with him sporting that fresh junkie look
34:00 <Lumeah> Blitzkrieg: u don't get the picture 
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> Which you described before
34:00 <Lumeah> I've known chris for years dah
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> Unshaven unshowered tall n lanky
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> And?
35:00 <steven_> they have kids together
35:00 <Lumeah> yup
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> I didn't say you had to fuck him
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong like to kissssss
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> Just have a relationship with him
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> There's alot of sexless relationships around
35:00 <Lumeah> Blitzkrieg: whats your point? 
35:00 <nate> flash your point Blitzkrieg
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> I asked if you were keen Lumeah
35:00 <Lumeah> lol better be a good point 
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Or should I pass him to pong
36:00 <Lumeah> yes 
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Pong
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk is all yours 
36:00 <Rante> wtf
36:00 <Rante> ripped off
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Just feed him a bong a day
36:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ok tikss
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> And he's content 
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Rante is tisk pong
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Your new bf
36:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ok
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> we rub bare bums
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> Congratulations! 
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yes yes you can do that later mate
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> In the privacy of tisks studio dhs funded apartment
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> Pong
37:00 <Rante> its not dhs
37:00 <Rante> its mine
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> Do you deal well with pets?
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> He has a pet cat
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong has cat called azriel
38:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh excellent 
38:00 <Blitzkrieg> Maybe they can hook up too
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> how u know pong has cat
38:00 <Blitzkrieg> You told me
38:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> azriel bite sometime
39:00 <nate> Blitzkrieg i need a hug
40:00 <Rante> food
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> Pong
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yes
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> You need to cook for your new bf Rante
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> He is hungry
40:00 <steven_> im going to play xbox
40:26 <abortion> sounds like all good with my fam in belgium
41:00 <steven_> im king at trash talk
41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong eat makrel in natural oil only 73c a tin
41:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahah
41:00 <Rante> lols
41:00 <Lumeah> blitzkrieg : whats your agenda
41:00 <Blitzkrieg> I don't have one
41:00 <Blitzkrieg> I'm just bored lol
41:00 <Lumeah> clearly 
41:00 <Lumeah> right 
42:00 <Rante> Lumeah he is dumb
42:00 <Lumeah> obviously 
42:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah
42:59 <abortion> man phone networks there are "overtaxed"
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> Would you like to employ my excellent match making skills?
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> No charge for tonight only
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yes for pong
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> No pong 
43:00 <Rante> ?
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> You've got Rante
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> You're going to rub bare bums later
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> Don't be greedy
43:46 <Skirmish> SJW's are already all over twitter 'Stop blaming the muslims!'
44:00 <Lumeah> your boring Blitzkrieg 
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Well leave then
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nobody is forcing you to be here
45:00 <Rante> oi u Blitzkrieg
45:00 <nate> hug time Rante give nate a huggy
45:00 <Rante> leave Lumeah alone
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> Suck me junkie
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> I didn't ask for your opinoon
45:02 <abortion> I think I'd prefer "Stop turning this into a political football"
45:16 <slinky_J> mmm
45:24 <slinky_J> I love my cousins man
45:31 <slinky_J> I tell you this
45:38 <slinky_J> if sammy was killed
45:40 <slinky_J> he is the youngest
45:54 <slinky_J> I'd have to go over
46:00 <Rante> shut up
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> No
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> You shut up
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong like junkie taste like cigarette
46:00 <Rante> no u
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> If you don't like it
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> Leave 
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> You won't be missed anyway
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> lols
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> coffee
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> fried
46:02 <slinky_J> and I'd probably stay
46:18 <slinky_J> I know some radical islamic people
46:24 <slinky_J> they are friends
46:45 <slinky_J> they're woven so tightly in to society that you don't know
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong smoke stradbroke red
47:12 <slinky_J> not like what we've had happen here
47:28 <slinky_J> those people are not truly affiliated with anythgin
47:47 <slinky_J> they are weak men that pull kids in to their idealistic bullshit
48:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tom
48:00 <Blitzkrieg> Have you met Lumeah?
48:00 <Blitzkrieg> She seeks a broken junkie for a partner
48:00 <Tom> Nah man
48:00 <Blitzkrieg> Interested? 
48:00 <nate> aiming for the moon hey
48:00 <Tom> Does she like people who inject steroids up hi butt
48:00 <Tom> His
48:02 <slinky_J> the network of radical muslims cannot be unwoven
48:12 <slinky_J> it's here, it's not going to go away.
48:46 <slinky_J> ring ring
49:00 <steven_> aaahh
49:00 <Tom> ;)
49:00 <steven_> wb tommy
49:00 <steven_> :P
49:00 <Tom> ;;))
49:00 <steven_> wanna play bo2
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> You may be in with a chance Tom
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah
49:00 <Tom> No
49:00 <steven_> fuk u slart
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Does Tom sound suitBle?
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> noo u meet poong
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Er
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Suitable*
49:00 <Tom> Lololol
49:00 <steven_> 2good4me
49:00 <Tom> Yep
49:30 <President_Trump> gamble
50:00 <Rante> coffee
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong has a chubby
50:00 <steven_> all G
50:00 <steven_> i'll msg uhhh whats her name again
50:00 <Rante> hi Sharni
50:00 <steven_> kylie
50:00 <steven_> hahahhahhhahahha
50:00 <Sharni> Hahaha
50:00 <Sharni> She's not allowed to play
50:00 <steven_> hahahaaha
50:00 <steven_> to much dick on xbox
50:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni
50:34 <President_Trump> is that your poem?
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> Your partner tisk was regiven to pong
51:00 <Sharni> She choose her steroid junkie boyfriend over the family the slut
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sorry
51:00 <steven_> hahah
51:00 <steven_> i seen some pics
51:00 <Sharni> And her reason for staying... He is good in bed
51:00 <Sharni> Slarrttt
51:00 <Sharni> He is ducking ugly man
51:00 <Sharni> Fucking
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> of pong
51:00 <steven_> hahahahahaahhaa
51:00 <Sharni> They suit
52:00 <steven_> ahha
52:00 <Sharni> Fucking fucked up in the head both of them
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> Photos are required
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> For evidence
52:00 <Sharni> He blocked me ask Steven
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> Steven 
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> You know what to do son
52:00 <steven_> cbf
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> NOW!
52:00 <Sharni> Hahaha
52:00 <steven_> done my quota on facebook
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
52:00 <steven_> i done a decent scroll
53:00 <Sharni> Haha
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> Fb goes spastic during the day
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> 15-20 notifications anytime I get on
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> At night.. dead
53:50 <Sharni> Lol
54:33 <Blitzkrieg> Herb is dead trump
54:39 <Blitzkrieg> No more gamble
54:54 <Blitzkrieg> I think a moments silence is in order
55:43 <steven_> xbox
56:00 <nate> so many hot women on your fb
56:00 <Sharni> Lol
56:00 <Sharni> Brb shower
57:00 <nate> Sharni is on Blitzkriegs fb for sure
57:49 <Skirmish> GTA online gave me aids.
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59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha na she isn't 
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07:50 <Sharni> Lolol
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Amelia 
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> You're just in time
08:00 <amelia> Wot fors
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Amelia... tisk is looking for a decent lady 
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> He has weed to offer
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> You keen?
08:00 <amelia> Tempting
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09:00 <amelia> I am not tall enough for christopher
09:00 <Blitzkrieg> Note: his weed is really strawberry seeds
09:00 <Blitzkrieg> As shown in the channel earlier
09:00 <Blitzkrieg> How tall are you Amelia? 
10:00 <amelia> 5"5
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Walking headjob
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Perfect!
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> It's official
11:00 <amelia> Wouldn't go that far
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk and Amelia 
11:00 <amelia> soz I'm taken
11:00 <amelia> Pliv and i
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sorry tisk
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> You miss out
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> You've still got pong tho 
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> So don't stress
13:00 <Emma> haha
13:00 <Emma> go amelia 
13:00 <amelia> fanks i got me a real catch wif plivvy
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Do ice together 
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> All romantic n shit
14:00 <amelia> He can hold de pipe for me
14:00 <steven_> hahahaha
14:00 <steven_> when he has his ice come down
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Such romance!
14:00 <steven_> you can tell him, 'go on irc babe and talk to jen'
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
15:00 <amelia> Ahahahahahaahahahahahahah
15:00 <amelia> When he's on his ice comedown he'll be beating me up
15:00 <steven_> well
15:00 <steven_> give him a jen fix 
15:00 <steven_> and that wont happen
17:04 <Sharni> Am I not pretty enough
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol @ fix 
22:00 <Sharni> Lolol
22:00 <Sharni> Hmm ps4 or Xbox date with Steven
22:00 <Sharni> Decisions decisions
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol date
22:16 <Blitzkrieg> Just like I should...
22:21 <Blitzkrieg> I'm gonna getcha good
23:00 <Sharni> Haha yea
23:00 <Sharni> Friends can have dates
23:00 <Sharni> Haha she's gone to bash him up
23:00 <Sharni> Emma's my baby mamma anyways
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Haha
24:00 <steven_> wot u doin 
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Over your date
24:00 <steven_> u cuming or not
24:00 <Sharni> Hahah
24:00 <Sharni> Ganna have to try better than that
24:00 <steven_> otherwise there is this othergirls
24:00 <steven_> otherwise there is this othergirl
24:00 <Sharni> :O
24:00 <steven_> i got her insta
24:00 <Sharni> You slart
24:00 <steven_> BlackDevil
24:00 <steven_> Blitzkrieg
24:00 <steven_> you wanna do research
25:00 <Sharni> How rude
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> On?
25:00 <Sharni> Give it to me I'll look
25:00 <steven_> natalie_mareexo~
25:00 <steven_> i didnt ask no questions
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Insta?
25:00 <steven_> ye
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Kk
25:00 <steven_> i think thats it
26:00 <steven_> from NSW
26:00 <Sharni> Check it
26:00 <Sharni> Think it's wrong
26:11 <Sharni> Is my heart still broken ?
27:00 <steven_> take the ~
27:00 <Sharni> K
27:00 <amelia> No its right
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> This account is private
27:00 <amelia> Angelic Kitten
27:00 <amelia> Or sumfin
27:00 <amelia> She's 17 steven
27:00 <amelia> Fuckin ped
27:00 <Sharni> Ohhh
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaa
27:00 <Sharni> She's a slur
28:00 <amelia> Call you kunny from now on
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Surprised Picard isn't here
28:00 <Sharni> I was in a game with her yesterday and she was laughing at 11 year olds like a slut
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> How does one slut laugh?
28:00 <amelia> I show you how
28:00 <amelia> Hang on
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ok
29:00 <Sharni> They put on a fake annoying laugh
29:00 <Sharni> Make them sound all bubbly
29:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/bqsTmF2Oicc
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Do you come with the car? The Simpsons (Nov 11, 2015) Length: 0:12 - Category: Comedy - 3,823 views - 13 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh that
29:00 <amelia> Like dis
29:00 <Sharni> Perfect Amelia
30:00 <Sharni> Ruined gaming
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolll
30:00 <Sharni> Fucking attention seeking shores
30:00 <Sharni> Whores
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yeah! Damn them shores!!
31:00 <amelia> Sharni finks I'm perfect
31:00 <amelia> *blush*
31:00 <Sharni> You are :)
35:00 <nate> yeah amelia put me in friend zone ages back shes perfect;l
35:00 <nate> wot u eating amelia?
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
35:26 <Sharni> Do I cry too much ?
35:52 <Blitzkrieg> What's with the shit lyrics?
35:53 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
36:00 <steven_> hahaahah
36:00 <Sharni> Hahaha
36:00 <Sharni> That's because she's mine
36:00 <steven_> i never spoke to her ya silly slart
36:00 <steven_> she was in my game when i asked sharni
36:00 <Sharni> Lmao I don't care
37:00 <Sharni> I'm playing bo3 my Xbox is fucked man
37:00 <steven_> ahhaah
37:00 <Sharni> I can play but I'm shitttt
37:00 <steven_> u gay
37:00 <Sharni> I know
37:00 <Sharni> Might play soon
37:00 <steven_> yea yeh
38:00 <Sharni> Yah yah yah
38:00 <nate> exo is back in da hood
38:00 <nate> ComEOn!
38:00 <Exo> whats up sexys
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39:00 <nate> i introduced myself to a girl today, she threw up in der mouth alittle;l
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lies
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> She was all over you
39:00 <nate> LOL Blitzkrieg u are ruining it
39:00 <nate> damn it all!
40:00 <Exo> all da ladies wants a piece of nate
40:00 <nate> yeah her name is Blitzkrieg
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ahahaha
41:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh nate 
42:00 <nate> rub my butt
42:00 <thestig> nates a slut
42:00 <Blitzkrieg> He is
42:00 <thestig> lol
42:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sup stig
42:00 <Blitzkrieg> Long time 
42:00 <thestig> not much man work and shit, how are you
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> Exhausted. Work was a drain and a half today 
44:00 <thestig> fuckkk i need a shave
44:00 <thestig> going all grizly adams 
44:00 <steven_> yea same
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Going for the tisk look
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> ?
44:58 Quit: Emma ([email protected]) Connection closed
45:00 <thestig> lol i would need ten years of lsd tabs to get the tisk look
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> True
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wakey wakey
47:00 <thestig> rante is very quiet
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48:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's likely passed out in the kitty litter again
48:00 <thestig> haha
49:00 <amelia> nate jus called me fat
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> ?
49:00 <nate> yeah fat hands
49:07 <Blitzkrieg> IRC is dead tonight
50:00 <Sharni> :O
50:00 <Sharni> Leave her alone bully
51:04 Join: StevieLoz94 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
51:53 <Blitzkrieg> Sup
51:55 Join: Osric ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> You know what they say about fat hands...
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> Big gloves!!
53:00 <thestig> oj simpson
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> wot
57:00 <thestig> when he was on trial for murders
57:00 <thestig> but the gloves they found wouldnt fit his hands 
57:52 <Sharni> Loo
58:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ahh
58:12 <steven_> sup
58:27 <Blitzkrieg> Sup
58:27 <Sharni> Sup nigga
58:34 <Blitzkrieg> Racist.
58:43 <Sharni> I'm black
58:49 <Sharni> It's ok
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Bai tisk
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
59:14 <abortion> http://imgur.com/gallery/nilPrg1
59:25 <abortion> http://imgur.com/gallery/bTVM5
00:04 <Blitzkrieg> Doesn't work on mobile lol
00:13 <abortion> gifs, sorry
00:20 <Sharni> lol gay
00:25 <Sharni> Works on mine
00:36 <Sharni> Time to upgrade Blitzkrieg
00:39 <slinky_J> CALLING FROM THE OTHERSIIIIIIDDDEEEEEE
00:47 <slinky_J> I must have called a thousand tiiiimmmeees
00:54 <slinky_J> Okay so I want to fuck Adele.
00:57 <slinky_J> Blitzkrieg
01:02 <slinky_J>  Blitzkrieg
01:04 <Sharni> Too tell you I'm sorry
01:05 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha second one worked
01:08 <slinky_J> why do you have an avo out on pollock/
01:09 <slinky_J> ?
01:09 <Blitzkrieg> Sup
01:11 <slinky_J> bro
01:12 <Sharni> For breaking your heart
01:14 <slinky_J> pm me
01:24 <Blitzkrieg> I can't discuss it
01:34 <slinky_J> k well I know the basics
01:35 <Sharni> Hellllllolloooooooooooo
01:41 <Sharni> It's me....
01:42 <slinky_J> but can you say
01:45 <slinky_J> is it serious?
01:47 <slinky_J> what he did?
01:53 <Blitzkrieg> All I will say is calling my parents at fucked hours
01:54 <slinky_J> as in total serious
01:59 <slinky_J> ah
02:03 <slinky_J> and can I ask
02:05 <slinky_J> um
02:07 <steven_> has it stoped?
02:11 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
02:15 <slinky_J> he obtained their number
02:16 <Sharni> There's a bottle of Mildori on my bed and I haven't moved it in like a week
02:17 <steven_> hahaha
02:19 <slinky_J> in an illegal fashion?
02:32 <Sharni> It's unopened I've had it for over a month
02:33 <Blitzkrieg> Can't say more at this stage sorry
02:38 <slinky_J> hm
02:39 <Blitzkrieg> Ask in the future
02:44 <slinky_J> just wondering what I would have done.
02:44 <Sharni> I sleep with a bottle of alcohol
02:56 <slinky_J> probably had some people go around and do his house over
03:03 <slinky_J> put him inna boot
03:03 <Blitzkrieg> Loll
03:07 <slinky_J> drop him in Moonta
03:12 <slinky_J> walk home cunt
03:13 <slinky_J> lol
03:33 <slinky_J> that's talking from experience
03:35 <Blitzkrieg> Lol what's Moonta
03:35 <slinky_J> this guy Tim
03:44 <slinky_J> it's a town about seven hours from here
03:50 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
03:52 <Blitzkrieg> Nice
03:59 <slinky_J> so Tim he disrespected and slapped my mates gf
04:01 <slinky_J> so
04:04 <slinky_J> I call my cousins
04:08 <slinky_J> they come down
04:18 <Sharni> Aww yeah
04:22 <slinky_J> Tim is drunk and we convince him we're going on road trip to party
04:26 <Blitzkrieg> Cousins... sounding lebo
04:27 <slinky_J> and we stuck him in Moonta
04:33 <Blitzkrieg> No wonder Sharni is keen
04:35 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
04:41 <slinky_J> well those two cousins live in Moonta
04:42 <slinky_J> LOL
04:46 <slinky_J> it was hilarious
04:46 <Sharni> Pfft
04:51 <Blitzkrieg> Very nice Josh
04:52 <Blitzkrieg> Haha
04:55 <slinky_J> next day his mate comes around asking about where he is
04:55 <Sharni> I'm just trying to fit in ok
04:57 <slinky_J> I'm like
05:00 <Sharni> No one talks to me
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> Bai Joel
05:03 <slinky_J> You want me to put you in a bath tub too?
05:04 <Sharni> Only Jerome
05:14 <Blitzkrieg> Well you rejected tisk
05:16 <slinky_J> he said he wanted Tim's backpack and shoes so I handed them over
05:17 <Blitzkrieg> I tried man
05:17 <slinky_J> rofl
05:19 <Sharni> True
05:22 <Blitzkrieg> Now he's zlined
05:25 <Blitzkrieg> Again
05:26 <Sharni> Ohh we'll
05:31 <slinky_J> pollock imo
05:31 <Sharni> Hahahah
05:36 <slinky_J> should have been imprisoned
05:42 <slinky_J> for putting kiddie porn on chucks pc
05:53 <Blitzkrieg> Wtf
05:57 <slinky_J> he hasnt been honest with everyone
05:58 <Sharni> How do you put something on someone's pc
05:59 <slinky_J> yer
06:00 <nate> kiss him goodbye
06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Long kiss goodnight
06:04 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*[email protected].*
06:07 <slinky_J> chuck was banging pollocks mother
06:11 <slinky_J> it wasnt hard
06:16 <slinky_J> he was raided by the cops
06:16 <Blitzkrieg> To put it on someones pc you must posess it yourself
06:19 <slinky_J> because of it
06:21 <slinky_J> but he got let off
06:25 <Blitzkrieg> Which is a serious criminal offence
06:25 <slinky_J> with some kinda service
06:27 <Sharni> Shit
06:30 <slinky_J> yer
06:38 <Blitzkrieg> Let off?
06:40 <Blitzkrieg> Wow
06:46 <slinky_J> no no not scot free
06:49 <slinky_J> he was punished
06:58 <Sharni> Sexually punished
07:01 <slinky_J> but let off as in he didnt go to prison, obviously
07:04 <slinky_J> technicality
07:11 <slinky_J> he isn't in to kiddie porn
07:15 <Sharni> Yep
07:17 <slinky_J> so technicality shit
07:24 <Blitzkrieg> Ah ok
07:29 <slinky_J> he is very lucky but this is why he is so paranoid
07:32 <Blitzkrieg> He was lucky then
07:36 <slinky_J> yerp
07:45 <slinky_J> and he knew he shouldnt fuck up again
07:52 <slinky_J> and so you're saying he has
08:00 <slinky_J> so I LOL one hundred percent at pollock
08:08 <slinky_J> I wish he'd kill his self.
08:21 <slinky_J> I believe there's no way a guy like him with psychosis
08:26 <Sharni> BAM! And the dirt is gone!
08:27 <slinky_J> plants kiddie porn
08:33 <slinky_J> without also liking kiddie porn.
08:49 <Sharni> In so bored
09:02 <Blitzkrieg> Mmmmm
09:10 <Blitzkrieg> Nice to meet you bored!
09:14 <Blitzkrieg> I'm tired!
09:45 <BlackDevil> 2 explosions hit Brussels' Zavantem airport, 3rd struck in the city's Maelbeek metro station
09:51 <Sharni> I said I'm "In so bored" not "I'm so bored" gosh
10:53 <Sharni> BlackDevil: do you believe it was the act of terrorism..
11:14 <abortion> probably
11:24 <abortion> but we don't have a group claiming responsibility yet
11:27 <Sharni> Sw exit v
11:32 <Sharni> Sweet ******
11:39 <Sharni> Stupid phone
12:03 <BlackDevil> At least 23 people killed after series of explosions rock Brussels
12:05 <Sharni> ISIS will take blame for it even if they didn't do it lol
12:09 <Blitzkrieg> Exit v
12:11 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
12:15 <Sharni> Haha
12:16 <Blitzkrieg> You drunk Sharni?
12:21 <Sharni> No
12:26 <Blitzkrieg> You sure?
12:28 <abortion> I'm just glad none of my family got caught up in it
12:34 <Sharni> I can't drink anymore makes me all depressed
12:38 <abortion> my uncle left from that same airport yesterday
12:44 <Sharni> No longer a happy drunk
13:01 <Sharni> Shit abortion
13:04 <Blitzkrieg> Well don't drink alone
13:07 <Sharni> That's scary
13:10 <Blitzkrieg> You'll be happier
13:14 <Sharni> Blitzkrieg I never drink alone
13:23 <Blitzkrieg> Good
13:25 <Sharni> When I drink I just break down and cry
13:35 <abortion> I'm still a relatively happy drunk
13:39 <slinky_J> COME ON JEDI MIND!
13:53 <slinky_J> I TELL JESUS TO TAKE THE WHEEL, MY FAITH IS NIL
13:53 <Sharni> I'm on anti-depressants now it's all good
14:01 <slinky_J> I BELIEVE THAT EVEN JESUS HAS A WAY TO KILL.
14:04 <slinky_J> werd
14:08 <Sharni> Shit side effects
14:08 <slinky_J> what u on
14:12 <slinky_J> im on cymbalta
14:13 <Sharni> Idk
14:19 <Sharni> Something else
14:23 <slinky_J> i have major depressive disorder
14:29 <slinky_J> it dont help my ocd
14:36 <slinky_J> so i got a new pill now instead of valium
14:48 <slinky_J> prob start sellin it
14:48 <Sharni> Pristiq
14:51 <slinky_J> 2.5 mg
14:55 <slinky_J> 100 a packet
14:56 <Sharni> Lol
14:58 <slinky_J> make a killin
15:02 <slinky_J> i used to sell valium
15:06 <slinky_J> 30 a fifty pack
15:08 <Blitzkrieg> I used to be on Pristiw
15:12 <Blitzkrieg> Pristiq*
15:14 <Sharni> Yea
15:22 <Blitzkrieg> HORRIBLE come down if you don't take it
15:22 <slinky_J> but eh i used to sell real drugs
15:27 <slinky_J> should prob get back in to it
15:36 <slinky_J> make a killin offa harry these days
15:38 <Blitzkrieg> I weened off it and was practically a zombie
15:41 <slinky_J> h was dead for years
15:43 <Sharni> Every time I yawn I feel like vomiting..
15:45 <slinky_J> couldnt make shit sellin it
15:51 <slinky_J> stop sucking dick then
15:51 <Sharni> And I'm so tired
16:02 <Sharni> Ahha I don't have a gag reflex
16:08 <Blitzkrieg> Felt like electric shocks every time I moved my eyes
16:10 <Blitzkrieg> Etc
16:15 <Sharni> Wow
16:25 <slinky_J> i have a gag reflex id make a bad boyfriend drink my ass instead
16:30 <slinky_J> ;)
16:33 <Sharni> Eww
16:40 <Blitzkrieg> Also that no gag reflex comment is a bad one to make on here loll
16:40 <slinky_J> i gag brushing my teeth lol srs
16:41 <slinky_J> hahaha
16:50 <slinky_J> no shit blimmy
16:59 <slinky_J> but most homeys here
17:10 <slinky_J> like lil baby sister President_Trump dont have a dick to gag a mouse
17:12 <slinky_J> uh
17:12 <Sharni> Haha not like anything will ever happen
17:14 <slinky_J> ahaha
17:22 <slinky_J> so
17:27 <slinky_J> i got a hard seven and a half
17:38 <Sharni> So...
17:40 <slinky_J> not thick tho
17:42 <Sharni> A lot of people do
17:45 <slinky_J> like not thick thick
17:46 <Blitzkrieg> Lolll
17:47 <slinky_J> long
17:48 <slinky_J> uno
17:54 <slinky_J> not noodle thin
17:59 <slinky_J> fits in my hand
18:01 <Sharni> Lmao who cares
18:03 <slinky_J> just could be fatter
18:07 <slinky_J> vagina cares.
18:12 <slinky_J> or ur mouth
18:19 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni and Josh
18:27 <Blitzkrieg> IRCs newest couple!
18:36 <Sharni> No
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18:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
18:49 <Blitzkrieg> You are picky!
18:54 <Blitzkrieg> You reject tisk
18:55 <Sharni> Amelia and I are together
18:58 <Blitzkrieg> Josh
19:02 <slinky_J> you ought to cross your tits and cross your thighs
19:05 <Sharni> Stop trying to force me to be with people
19:08 <Blitzkrieg> Na Amelia is with Jerome
19:11 <Sharni> No
19:21 <slinky_J> dot your eyes because I don't fucking compromise
19:23 <Sharni> She would rather be with me
19:24 <slinky_J> ;)
19:29 <slinky_J> You reject tisk
19:30 <slinky_J> as if
19:33 <slinky_J> top guy
19:36 <slinky_J> hahahaha
19:41 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah did too
19:45 <slinky_J> him and beagle should hang out
19:46 <Sharni> Lol
19:46 <Blitzkrieg> So did Jen
19:49 <slinky_J> fucking wastes.
19:52 <Blitzkrieg> Poor cunt can't win
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Peace out
20:06 <slinky_J> amelia and jerome
20:13 <slinky_J> amelia i known on here for yrs
20:18 <slinky_J> i srs doubt
20:22 <slinky_J> she'd go irc dick
20:27 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
20:30 <slinky_J> she looks fine anyway
20:36 <slinky_J> she lies about her job
20:43 <slinky_J> because she is a hit-woman
20:45 <slinky_J> irl
20:49 <slinky_J> murders men only
20:52 <Sharni> Lol
20:56 <slinky_J> her pussy nick is blackwidow
20:58 <slinky_J> ;)
20:59 <slinky_J> lel
21:06 <Sharni> I Idolise her now
21:18 <slinky_J> put you up on the IV not the Roman numeral four but the IV that leads to the funeral floor!
21:21 <BlackDevil> Brussels transit spokesman Guy Sablon says 15 dead, 55 injured in attack at subway station
21:29 <amelia> I saw their dicks off and shove it down their throats
21:34 <slinky_J> I idolize my dik
21:36 <Sharni> Very nice
21:41 <Sharni> Like the way you think
21:43 <slinky_J> I saw amelia nice voloptuous body
21:47 <slinky_J> then she had to lose weight
21:49 <slinky_J> i was like pfff
21:52 <slinky_J> nice feet
22:03 <amelia> I say EAT IT!!!!! EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? EAT YO SAWED OFF DICK!!
22:04 <Sharni> Lol
22:08 <slinky_J> BABY FISH MURDERER
22:09 <slinky_J> BABY FISH MURDERER
22:10 <slinky_J> BABY FISH MURDERER
22:13 <Sharni> Hahahaha
22:53 <slinky_J> I would motorboat amelia's butt
22:56 <slinky_J> with a hose!
22:58 <slinky_J> :P
23:24 <slinky_J> fuck its been months now since i copped a fuck
23:28 <slinky_J> LOL COPPED A FUCK
23:30 <slinky_J> rofl
24:05 <Sharni> It's been like 3 weeks for meh ha ha
24:21 <steven_> been about 2 hours
24:30 <steven_> 4 different ways
24:30 <Sharni> Haha shit cunt
24:34 <Blitzkrieg> 5-6 weeks for me
24:36 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
24:38 <Sharni> lol
24:45 <steven_> 32 minutes it lasted
24:53 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEzjYpmrJfM
24:58 <abortion> Just got a call from my cousin. I can go days without a call, today, something like 5 different people I was on the phone to
24:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks Presents: Army of the Pharaohs - "Feast of the Wolves" [Official Audio] (Mar 26, 2013) Length: 3:52 - Category: Music - 91,114 views - 439 likes (98.2%), 8 dislikes (1.8%)
25:03 <Sharni> You time that shit
25:05 <slinky_J> I would fuck amelia if she brought cocaine to the open house.
25:06 <slinky_J> ;)
25:55 <abortion> right I'm going to bed
26:02 <steven_> but would she fuck you
26:03 <steven_> ?
26:41 <Sharni> Lololol
26:42 <slinky_J> night bro
26:46 <slinky_J> good chat
26:58 <Sharni> Night abortion
26:59 <slinky_J> I think I will buy that double ended dildo you suggested
27:02 <slinky_J> ;)
27:10 <Blitzkrieg> Beds sounding good atm
27:13 <slinky_J> NO SHIT WHAT CAN i SAY MAN i'M NOTHIN' NEW!
27:17 <Sharni> I'm in bed
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27:18 <slinky_J> i got food to eat yet
27:22 <Sharni> Bed is amazing
27:23 <slinky_J> big ass yiros
27:27 <slinky_J> cheese chips gravy
27:28 <slinky_J> noodles
27:29 <slinky_J> salad
27:30 <slinky_J> <3
27:31 <BlackDevil> slinky_J http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a4e_1458633182
27:32 <Blitzkrieg> Agreed
27:36 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Terror Attack in Brussels Airport- many causalities (Date: Mar-22-2016, 3 hours ago) - Views: 100772 - Played: 1681
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28:03 <Sharni> I'm hungry now thanks a lot slinky_J
28:11 Quit: SHDSAM ([email protected]) EOF from client
28:13 <slinky_J> just why do people run
28:14 <slinky_J> ROFL
28:17 <slinky_J> one goes off
28:24 <slinky_J> you should stay in the vacinity
28:25 <slinky_J> ffs
28:30 <slinky_J> idiots
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28:46 <slinky_J> you run you might run in to the next one
29:05 <slinky_J> If I were going to set off bombs in Rundle Mall
29:12 <slinky_J> I would place at each end
29:22 <slinky_J> and two more
29:26 <slinky_J> within
29:37 <slinky_J> blow the King William st first
29:50 <slinky_J> let them run down to Rundle st blow that
29:59 <slinky_J> let them go up to toys r us blow that
30:06 <slinky_J> force them in to a final killbox
30:08 <slinky_J> blow that
30:09 <slinky_J> simple.
31:00 <Sharni> Guyyyssss my ps4 just randomly turned off and won't turn back on I'm going to cry :(
31:00 <Sharni> Everything fucks up for me lol
31:00 <thestig> did you see that movie constipation? it hasnt come out yet
31:00 <nate> i hope it doesnt grow legs and run off
31:16 <slinky_J> Jesus I could walk in to Rundle Mall tomorrow and drop two bags either side of the Malls balls and let that help to spread the shock wave
31:26 <slinky_J> nails, stones fuck man
31:28 <slinky_J> too easy
31:41 <slinky_J> uno how to make a simple ice cream container bomb with napalm BlackDevil?
31:42 <Sharni> Night guys
31:57 Quit: Sharni ([email protected]) Quit:
32:10 <slinky_J> all u need are lighters, leaves (dead leaves covered in tar)
32:14 <slinky_J> stones
32:35 <slinky_J> u pack the shit tight it has a wicked effect my brother and I used to make bombs
33:00 <thestig> red light of death
33:00 <nate> http://www.gottabemobile.com/2015/12/22/ps4-problems-fixes/
33:06 <slinky_J> we did glass once but in the ravine over the road
33:51 <slinky_J> then again we were nuts and made a couple of bows and a heap of arrows we melt down the resin and used to shoot them at eachother
34:00 <steveb> its because its a ps4
34:00 <steveb> loooool
34:00 <Sharni> There's no light what so ever
34:05 <slinky_J> thx grandpa for sending mum a book on that shit ;)
34:32 <slinky_J> simplest bomb you can make is napalm
34:46 <slinky_J> take the foam from anything you get it with
34:50 <slinky_J> melt that shit down
35:00 <Sharni> I know should of got a fucking Xbox one
35:00 <steveb> bin
35:00 <amelia> How old issit
35:00 <Sharni> So mad
35:00 <Sharni> I just got it pre owned
35:00 <Sharni> Private seller I bet he fuck me over
35:00 <amelia> Freakin playbstation is bs
35:00 <Sharni> Fucked **
35:00 <amelia> Boooo :(
35:00 <steveb> nananananan
35:00 <Sharni> Fuck this next time I'm buying everything brand new not trusting another faggot
35:06 <slinky_J> funnest way to blow up letter boxes
35:15 Nick: slinky_J is now known as BREADED_CHICKEN
36:00 <steveb> if you got it from cash converters you would have a 90 days to return it
36:00 <steveb> mwahah
36:00 <amelia> Cashies such a rip
36:00 <steveb> yeah
36:00 <Sharni> Haha
36:00 <Sharni> Yep rip might as well buy a new one
37:00 <nate> did u look at website Sharni mc farnie
37:00 <Sharni> I'm gana stab a cunt I'm sooo angry
37:00 <Sharni> There is no light ok
37:00 <Sharni> Shit doesn't do shut
37:00 <Sharni> Hope it's the power cord
37:00 <nate> fuck relax :L
37:00 <nate> try fix it first
37:00 <nate> then cry at mx trumps place
37:23 <BREADED_CHICKEN> https://youtu.be/atyvdC15HFA
37:27 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Moby - Everloving (Nov 11, 2013) Length: 9:32 - Category: Travel & Events - 3,176,628 views - 16,814 likes (98.5%), dislikes (1.5%)
38:00 <Sharni> I smacked it a few times
38:00 <nate> soo good
38:00 <Sharni> Doesn't help
38:00 <Sharni> Haha
38:00 <amelia> RIP ps4 :(
39:00 <Sharni> You know what pisses me off so much today some fat bitch of a mother walking out onto a four laned main road with a fucking pram... I told her off she told me to shut the fuck up 
39:00 <Sharni> Fucking bad mother
39:00 <Sharni> There's a crossing 100meters up
39:00 <Sharni> Sorry needed to rant
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40:00 <amelia> let it all out my good child
40:00 <nate> no marriage here :D
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41:17 <Blitzkrieg> Peace out
41:22 <oahu> cya darren
41:33 <oahu> pollock said he is coming for you
42:00 <steveb> hahahhahahhahaahhhahahaha
42:00 <steveb> she told me to shut the fuck up 
42:00 <steveb> gold
42:24 <steven_> lololol
43:16 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
43:23 <steven_> more lols
44:19 <oahu> Osric is polls
46:00 <amelia> Why am i not invited to any fitbit challenges
46:00 <amelia> steveb
46:32 Nick: amelia is now known as ameliar
46:58 <oahu> good nick ameliar
47:00 <oahu> suites you well
47:13 <ameliar> suites
47:23 <ameliar> wot kind of suite babe xx
48:00 <Sharni> Haha
48:04 <oahu> your facade
48:06 <oahu> your bullshit
48:31 <oahu> you are a fucking donkey
48:39 <ameliar> eeeeeeeeyore
49:00 <Sharni> Bed is love bed is life
49:00 <nate> wot now
49:00 <nate> Sharni has gone crazy
49:00 <nate> ps4 disease
50:00 <Sharni> Bipolar
50:00 <Sharni> Forgot to take panadol to cure it
52:14 Quit: StevieLoz94 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
52:32 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/aig9o4
52:56 <oahu> lol
53:00 <oahu> nothing wrong with freo
54:04 Join: StevieLoz94 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
54:15 <BlackDevil> where is shads?
54:19 * oahu slaps SHDSAM around a bit with a large trout
55:16 * steven_ tags BlackDevil http://prntscr.com/aigaqc
55:23 <BlackDevil> 26 Dead, 136 injured in Brussels terror attack
55:28 <oahu> fuck
55:36 <oahu> they are not going to like that
55:37 Quit: SHDSAM ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
55:46 Join: Annie ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
55:46 Mode: (by bios) +b *!*@*.dynamic.totbb.net
55:46 Join: SHDSAM ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
55:46 Kick: Annie was kicked by bios (Banned: requested)
55:51 Join: Emma ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
56:02 <BlackDevil> i love pork tenderloin
56:03 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/aigb1v
56:16 <BlackDevil> now thats balls out
56:37 <Emma> free ballin
56:47 Quit: Osric ([email protected]) Connection closed
57:27 <steven_> glad you guys liked it
57:29 <steven_> :P
57:41 <steven_> deez nutz
58:29 <BlackDevil> 28 dead now
58:39 Part: StevieLoz94 ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
59:00 <Sharni> Gay
59:18 Join: StevieLoz94 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
59:59 <Emma> dead
00:00 <nate> yes?::)
00:00 <nate> lolol
01:20 <Emma> so who scared them all off?
03:00 <bridget> bi-winning
03:12 <BlackDevil> ?
03:30 Part: StevieLoz94 ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
03:43 <BREADED_CHICKEN> yay bones is on
03:51 <BREADED_CHICKEN> i wana bang her loose vajayjay
03:53 <BREADED_CHICKEN> mmmm
04:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
04:00 Join: steveb ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
05:58 <BlackDevil> bones is stupid
06:05 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
06:05 <BlackDevil> all she looks for is bones
06:14 <steveb> lol
07:27 Quit: Emma ([email protected]) Connection closed
07:56 <BlackDevil> but she never gets boned
07:58 <BlackDevil> like wtf
11:56 Join: screws ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
12:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o screws
13:00 <Donald_Trump> WHO IS GOING TO PAY FOR THE WALL??
13:00 <Donald_Trump> MEXICO!
14:00 <Sharni> From the windooooowwww to the wall... To the way
14:00 <Sharni> Wall**
19:00 <Sharni> Omg man
19:00 <Sharni> Your all boring
19:00 <Sharni> Where's Jerome
19:00 <nate> i wouldnt mind a good boring ;l
20:00 <Donald_Trump> llollllllllllll @ Sharni
20:00 <Sharni> Lol
20:00 <Donald_Trump> wheres herb
20:00 <Sharni> What's wrong nate
20:52 Quit: SHDSAM ([email protected]) EOF from client
21:00 <Donald_Trump> gamble
21:00 <Donald_Trump> get me herb pussy
21:00 <nate> noffin is wrong trump is gonna fuck me soon
21:00 <nate> fuck it trump!
21:02 Join: SHDSAM ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:00 <Sharni> Hawt
22:00 <Sharni> Can I watch and film
22:00 <nate> turn da red light on
22:00 <Sharni> Make a porno
22:00 <Sharni> Perfect
22:00 <Donald_Trump> Sharni stop pedoing innocent irc people
22:00 <Sharni> I'm the youngest here if anything your the pedo
22:43 Quit: screws ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
23:00 <Donald_Trump> how old am i?
23:00 <nate> well everybody is fucking in a ufo
23:00 <Sharni> 35
23:00 <amelia> nafaniel is horny
23:00 <amelia> Trump bend over
23:00 <Donald_Trump> loolllll 35
23:00 <nate> yes its dat damn gym chick
23:42 <steveb> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YykjpeuMNEk&ebc=ANyPxKrimULZqd0AQtPuzGXz-LgWskF_ElGydLGIZDpLV5fmDPEP1xLY-EcnI3eGqkivRQLJxlhI
23:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Coldplay - Hymn For The Weekend (Official video) (Jan 29, 2016) Length: 4:21 - Category: Music - 136,580,537 views - likes (96.8%), 41,681 dislikes (3.2%)
24:00 <nate> id rather pickup hot gym boys like Sharni tho
24:00 <steveb> hqhq
24:00 <steveb> fitbit next week
24:00 <nate> steveb ya bong has fallen on keyboard
24:00 <steveb> if ya want
24:00 <steveb> nar
24:00 <steveb> bong is outside bro
24:05 Join: Emma ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
25:00 <steveb> no bongs inside
25:00 <nate> its that big?
25:00 <Donald_Trump> where is loser slinky got a video for him
25:00 <steveb> massive
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26:10 Quit: mib_1z6wvj ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
26:20 Quit: ameliar ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
28:00 <thestig> no pics for trump 
28:00 <Sharni> Good boy steveb
29:00 <steveb> :P
29:00 <steveb> alwayz
29:00 <bridget> https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/12790962_10102050432818288_723383863245592288_n.jpg?oh=2495cbf9c2312f117e797e1910a04665&oe=5783A573&__gda__=1469139030_55f17c309ac4a7217c3126bde7a8bec6
30:00 <Donald_Trump> thestig get those cock pics over to me RIGHT NOW
30:00 <bridget> ^
30:00 <Donald_Trump> lolllllllllllll
30:00 <bridget> according to pics you have a small cock Donald_Trump
31:00 <Donald_Trump> some loser from the huffington post drew that, its not a portrait, trust me, i have a big powerful cock like trump towers
31:00 <Donald_Trump> my daughter ivanka can confirm that
31:00 <bridget> the bush tower?
32:00 <Lumeah> omg. im going to be sick. 
32:00 <Lumeah> ta 
32:06 Quit: Emma ([email protected]) Connection closed
33:00 <Lumeah> *horrible puke noise*
33:00 <nate> id suck it good
33:00 <nate> thumb in the bum 2
33:00 <Sharni> Hahahaha
33:00 <Sharni> That's hawt
33:00 <Lumeah> hope that's a computer generated drawing. 
34:00 <Skirmish> What are you puking about Lumeah? You look at bad as that portrait does.
34:00 <Sharni> That's mean
34:00 <Skirmish> The truth usually is.
34:00 <Lumeah> I'm puking cuz of that pic
34:00 <nate> skirmy yeah dont hurt my feelings!
35:00 <screws> stirrin up shit again Skirmish 
35:00 <Lumeah> Skirmy really does love me
35:00 <Sharni> Ok guys I love use all but I must leave use as it is past my bed time and mum is going to ground me..
35:00 <nate> lights on for Lumeah 4 sure
35:00 <Lumeah> hence the constant teasing 
35:00 <Donald_Trump> lololllllllllllllllll @ Skirmish
35:00 <Donald_Trump> Lumeah get them big white ttz out for trump
35:00 <nate> Sharni good night sweet ps4
35:00 <steveb> haha
35:00 <Sharni> Xoxooxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxooxox MMMMWAAAAAHHHSS
35:00 <Skirmish> I am not stirring anything up. Anyone that has seen Lumeah's picture can testify that she is a horror.
36:00 <Sharni> I'll smack it over ya head nate
36:00 <Donald_Trump> Sharni vote 1 trump
36:00 <Sharni> Don't start shit with me
36:00 <Sharni> No
36:00 <bridget> who did you say sketched you nude Donald_Trump ?
36:00 <steveb> haha
36:00 <Sharni> I rather suck your tiny dick
36:00 <Skirmish> If she wants to claim that is love, it just goes to show how horrible she looks if that kind of treatment gives her the feels.
36:00 <Sharni> Night
36:00 <Donald_Trump> dont vote trump for yourself, do it for your children
36:00 <Lumeah> the feels? 
36:00 <bridget> BRING BACK BUSH
37:00 <Lumeah> uhuh... i wasn't even talk about my feels.. was your feels hunny
37:00 <amelia> shut up
37:00 <Skirmish> You are the one constantly suggesting I love you Lumeah. This isn't 3rd grade anymore. I believe you're a horrible looking woman. You want to spin that with feels.
37:00 <amelia> we're all ugly
37:00 <Skirmish> Not as ugly as Lumeah. She is worse than normal ugly.
37:00 <amelia> no one on here is attractive
37:00 <bridget> :/
38:00 <Lumeah> adults ignore... 
38:00 <Skirmish> Sense ... make more of it.
38:00 <nate> amelia arent u attractive?:)
38:00 <nate> LOLOL
38:00 <Lumeah> boys who can't cope with the feels tease. lol
38:00 <bridget> im attractive.
38:00 <nate> i am a 3 with makeup a 2:)
38:00 <amelia> Pic bridget
39:00 <Skirmish> amelia is attractive but that balances out putting her clothes in the fridge weird.
39:00 <Lumeah> maturity... have more of it. 
39:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAHAHA
39:00 <amelia> I was fuckin around damn it
39:00 <bridget> heres a g rated one http://www.mx5life.com/forum/uploads/monthly_06_2011/post-5-135475887519.jpg
39:00 <Lumeah> no
39:00 <amelia> Not clicking
39:00 <Skirmish> How am I immature for claiming you're ugly Lumeah? You are the one that keeps regressing back to primary school with the 'he loves me with his hate' crap.
39:00 <nate> woah bridget nice car
40:00 <bridget> thanks
40:00 <Lumeah> then stop it. 
40:00 <Skirmish> Stop what?
40:00 <Skirmish> Stop believing you're ugly? Get surgery then.
40:00 <Lumeah> or ill have to keep harping on your immaturity 
40:00 <Skirmish> You will have to keep making absolutely no sense because you're a retard. Got it.
40:31 <President_Trump>  JENS ARSEHOLE
41:00 <Skirmish> amelia: I know but it's an easy spin.
41:00 <steveb> lol
41:00 <nate> meat spin?
41:00 <steveb> bridget who is therm ?
41:00 <bridget> by flatmate
41:00 <bridget> my*
41:00 <Lumeah> with that comment my point completely made clear. 
41:00 <steveb> he said bridget was his bot
41:00 <nate> does he bring the sex, im coming over
41:00 <bridget> he WOULD say that lol
41:53 <President_Trump> ameliar
41:56 <President_Trump> good name for her
42:00 <Lumeah> abuse me again... immature 
42:00 <nate> make it rain da sex
42:00 <nate> all over my fat bod
42:00 <steveb> bridget take a photo holding up a #nerdhacks sign on a peice of paper
42:00 <bridget> fuckoff.
42:00 <steveb> all good
42:00 <Lumeah> hehehehe 
42:00 <nate> steveb has turned into mx trump lol
42:00 <Donald_Trump> lollllllllllllllllll
42:00 <steveb> its standard verification 
43:00 <bridget> no its not
43:00 <steveb> Donald_Trump is this correct?
43:00 <bridget> its pedo
43:00 <Skirmish> I am not abusing you at all. I just point out truths Lumeah. It is not my fault that you were raised to believe you weren't stupid or ugly. Your parents have created an unrealistic image of yourself.
43:00 <nate> hold my willy and hold up a nerdhacks sign?:)
43:00 <steveb> how is it pedo?
43:00 <bridget> because its pedo
43:00 <steveb> how old are you?
43:00 <bridget> 19
43:00 <amelia> is bridget 12
43:00 <steveb> lol
43:00 <bridget> or 12 whatever
43:00 <steveb> so you can post a normal picture
43:00 <steveb> which isnt pedo
43:00 <steveb> but you cant verify ?
43:00 <steveb> because its pedo
43:10 <oahu> very good name hey
43:33 <President_Trump> aLishia
44:00 <Skirmish> Standard verification is the channel name written on cleavage in black texta. By asking for a sign he is being nice about it.
44:00 <nate> dont do it bridget, plivvy will ask you out to subway
44:00 <nate> if he was ere
44:00 <nate> :D
44:00 <Skirmish> Auburn Subway with his rap/hip hop krew.
44:00 <amelia> bridget wot are your thoughts on men with unibrows?
44:00 <bridget> http://oi68.tinypic.com/dqrcwl.jpg shut up and smoke a bong
45:00 <Lumeah> hehe 
45:00 <Skirmish> Who is the pig with the pink car?
45:00 <Lumeah> who's your new mirc lady Skirmish? 
45:00 <nate> is dat tisk with blonde hair
45:00 <steveb> still no verification
45:00 <amelia> bridget is a fake attention whore
45:00 <Lumeah> is kate a gonner? 
45:00 <steveb> how big is your penis?
45:00 <nate> bridget i like you, its ok :D
46:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah how the fuck am I going to answer your questions when they make no sense?
46:00 <Skirmish> What the hell is an mirc lady?
46:00 <steveb> 4 convo's  going on here
46:00 <Skirmish> a*
46:00 <Lumeah> maybe she didn't like u chatting her up being married your self 
46:00 <Lumeah> be smarter 
46:00 <Skirmish> What are you talking about?
46:00 <nate> Lumeah do u like Skirmish? u know like like?
46:00 <Lumeah> no
47:00 <Lumeah> he tried to hit on me for ages then i found he's married.. lol
47:00 <nate> ahh sneaky
47:00 <Lumeah> so i told him to get fucked 
47:00 <Skirmish> steveb: Lumeah isn't involved in a conversation because that requires two people to know what the other is talking about. Lumeah is just trying to be witty and type what screws is telling her too.
47:00 <nate> good work
47:00 <Lumeah> now its all abuse 
47:00 <steveb> haha
47:00 <nate> Skirmish is like a brainiac oskar hey ;l
47:00 <Lumeah> screws? 
48:00 <amelia> He is jus an angry lil boy
48:00 <Lumeah> are u fuckin delusional bro? 
48:00 <amelia> He will grow out of it
48:00 <screws> im sorry are you talking to me
48:00 <Skirmish> I asked for the pigs tit pic. She has taken that to believe I was hitting on her ... cause everyone that wants tit pics is interested in that person.
48:00 <nate> LOOlol
48:00 <Skirmish> lol amelia
48:00 <nate> tit pix?
48:00 <nate> mellies u got any?
48:00 <Lumeah> no he's delusional 
48:00 <Donald_Trump> Lumeah lets see a tit pic, no more excuses
48:00 <amelia> Can we go back to bridgets fake pics for a second
48:00 <Lumeah> fuck off 
48:00 <Lumeah> lol
49:00 <Skirmish> tit pic. That is it. I got a picture of a real life sister of Marge from the Simpsons instead and she carried on like a twit.
49:00 <steveb> hahahahahhhahahahah
49:00 <steveb> that convo was lost
49:00 <Lumeah> he's lieing 
49:00 <Skirmish> I lost interest in the tit pic REAL fast.
49:00 <nate> i will play with bridgets willy done deal
49:00 <Lumeah> good 
49:00 <Donald_Trump> Lumeah at least be a good sport and go put a dress in the fridge and take a pic
49:00 <steveb> bridget has a penis and is to pedo for verification
49:00 <Lumeah> cuz u don't deserve a tit pic
49:00 <Lumeah> no hunny
49:00 <amelia> bridget definitely has a cock
50:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ put dress in fridge
50:00 <Lumeah> lol
50:00 <steveb> get them nip nips out
50:00 <Lumeah> maybe she was hot 
50:00 <Lumeah> get your cock out
50:00 <steveb> icecubes
50:00 <Skirmish> amelia is. She doesn't look like a shaved yeti like you Lumeah.
50:00 <Lumeah> it better be good 
50:00 <steveb> i got my cock out
51:00 <nate> now i want a tit pic
51:00 <nate> lolol
51:00 <steveb> mwahahah
51:00 <nate> fuckin Skirmish!
51:00 <Skirmish> nate: Don't even ask for it. Lumeah has the intellect of a loaf of stale bread and the conversation is painful.
51:00 <Lumeah> I'm English.. i can't genetically be hairy. 
51:00 <Lumeah> but ta
51:00 <amelia> bridget why you quiet for babez? Xx
51:00 <nate> Lol
51:00 <Skirmish> What's with the afro then?
51:00 <amelia> busy smoking bongs?
51:00 <Lumeah> wig? 
51:00 <Skirmish> afro/perm/whatever happened to your head.
52:00 <nate> i will have to ask amelia for her yucky boobs
52:00 <steven_> catfish
52:00 <Lumeah> just so u can carry on like a tit for as long as u have 
52:00 <amelia> yucky ttz
52:00 <amelia> Pear ttz
52:00 <steven_> eww
52:00 <nate> ok i dont want tit pic no more thanks amelia;l
52:00 <nate> da pearz!
52:00 <steven_> haha
52:00 <nate> LOLOL
52:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAAHHA
52:00 <Donald_Trump> lol amelia has pear ttz
52:00 <amelia> PeaR TT'z
53:00 <Donald_Trump> Lumeah just has big white bangas
53:00 <Skirmish> If you had of not sent the pic I just would have thought you were a retard Lumeah. You had to send it though so now I have to be honest. You're an unattractive retard.
53:00 <steven_> ranga banga
53:00 <steven_> amelia
53:00 <nate> Marilyn Manson - Rock Is Dead 4 abortion
53:00 <nate> abortion does a good girl impression on irc
53:00 <nate> must be his long hair
53:00 <Donald_Trump> abortion does a good girl impression irl
53:00 <amelia> yah where is abortion and his blue panties
53:00 <nate> TRUMp!
53:00 <Lumeah> keep going dickhead your just making a asshole of yourself 
54:00 <nate> im bong user id date is tisk, hes just da best
54:00 <nate> only?:)
54:00 <nate> im:D
54:00 <amelia> FRiZZY FRoG
54:00 <nate> amelia is that a game?
54:00 <Skirmish> FriZZy LizZy.
54:29 Join: screws ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
54:33 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o screws
54:54 <President_Trump> hi screws
55:00 <amelia> wotchu mean
55:00 <steven_> ahhaahahhaha
55:00 <nate> u know the frog jumping on logs game
55:00 <nate> its a classic
55:00 <amelia> Frogger
55:00 <amelia> Dodging cars
55:00 <nate> yeah YEAAH
55:00 <amelia> And traffic
55:00 <nate> and bong smoke
55:04 <screws> vote trump!
56:00 <amelia> bridget ya bongbabe come back hun xx
56:56 Join: Emma ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
58:00 <steven_> bridget have you met anotherirc3r?
59:00 <nate> at chong park?
59:00 <President_Trump> they have met, but it was at makeout mountain
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