#nerdhacks - 2016-03-18 - AustNet Archive Project

// #nerdhacks — 2016-03-18

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00:00 <President_Trump> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
00:00 <screws> nobody is as unbalanced as me to be quite frank
00:00 <shadsam> lololol
00:00 <screws> i had 50 shades with your mother last night
00:00 <Skirmish> You are perm banned. That ban never expires. Therefore, perm ban. 
00:00 <screws> no, its just a ban with no explicitly defined expiry date
00:00 <screws> it could still be lifted in theory
00:00 <President_Trump> -> *serenity* <screws> that bitch Serenity better let me back in
00:05 <screws> you can topic that too trump
00:17 <Skirmish> Exactly. You're 7 shades of all fucked up.
00:21 <screws> im not perma banned
00:24 <shadsam> lololol
00:38 <screws> i had 50 shades with your mother last night
00:41 <Skirmish> You are perm banned. That ban never expires. Therefore, perm ban.
01:00 <shadsam> perm bans r so leet
01:00 <screws> <President_Trump> fuck that serenity slut
01:00 <President_Trump> ?
01:00 <shadsam> forgive me then screws i apologise
01:01 <screws> no, its just a ban with no explicitly defined expiry date
01:06 <screws> it could still be lifted in theory
01:15 <President_Trump> -> *serenity* <screws> that bitch Serenity better let me back in
01:25 <shadsam> perm bans r so leet
01:35 <screws> <President_Trump> fuck that serenity slut
01:55 <President_Trump> ?
02:00 <screws> shadsam: mmm okay ill let it slide this time
02:00 <screws> i dont just go and tell people to fuck off
02:00 <shadsam> hehe
02:00 <screws> thats Skirmish's and President_Trump's job
02:00 <shadsam> caught any busses
02:00 <screws> plenty
02:00 <screws> i have no trouble with the buses these days for the most part
02:00 <shadsam> no worries m8
02:16 <shadsam> forgive me then screws i apologise
02:24 <screws> shadsam: mmm okay ill let it slide this time
02:36 <screws> i dont just go and tell people to fuck off
02:38 <shadsam> hehe
02:42 <screws> thats Skirmish's and President_Trump's job
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03:00 <shadsam> i just got a herb that stops cancer
03:00 <Skirmish> Lol
03:00 <shadsam> and rids the body
03:00 <shadsam> of fluid retention
03:02 <shadsam> caught any busses
03:08 <screws> plenty
03:15 <screws> i have no trouble with the buses these days for the most part
03:17 <shadsam> no worries m8
04:00 <screws> i got a herb that makes you really hungry and stuff
04:00 <shadsam> great
04:00 <Skirmish> You are not retaining fluid though shads. You're fat man. 
04:01 <shadsam> i just got a herb that stops cancer
04:10 <Skirmish> Lol
04:12 <shadsam> and rids the body
04:18 <shadsam> of fluid retention
04:45 <screws> i got a herb that makes you really hungry and stuff
05:00 <shadsam> great
05:00 <shadsam> i totally am bro
05:00 <shadsam> real bad
05:00 <Skirmish> Lay off the VB's
05:00 <shadsam> i dont drink
05:16 <Skirmish> You are not retaining fluid though shads. You're fat man.
05:32 <shadsam> i totally am bro
05:50 <shadsam> real bad
06:00 <Skirmish> Lay off the VB's
06:00 <Skirmish> Just drugs eh? 
06:00 <shadsam> well not after tonight
06:00 <Skirmish> You going to be like tisk and quit? 
06:00 <shadsam> yes,but tisk is a lier
06:09 <shadsam> i dont drink
06:24 <Skirmish> Just drugs eh?
06:40 <shadsam> well not after tonight
06:49 <Skirmish> You going to be like tisk and quit?
07:00 <shadsam> they make u feel worse
07:00 <slinky_J> I threw up
07:00 <slinky_J> :P
07:02 <shadsam> yes,but tisk is a lier
07:29 <shadsam> they make u feel worse
08:00 <slinky_J> wonder if I threw up the valium eee
08:00 <anotherirc3r> you okay?
08:00 <shadsam> skirmish i prefer my drivers licence
08:00 <slinky_J> yup
08:00 <slinky_J> :P
08:00 <shadsam> soon there will be random dbt
08:20 <slinky_J> I threw up
08:21 <slinky_J> :P
08:28 <slinky_J> wonder if I threw up the valium eee
08:52 <anotherirc3r> you okay?
08:59 <shadsam> skirmish i prefer my drivers licence
09:00 <slinky_J> yup
09:00 <anotherirc3r> hmmm, okay
09:00 <anotherirc3r> if you say so..
09:00 <slinky_J> dmt
09:00 <slinky_J> ;)
09:00 <shadsam> and id prefer a good nights sleep
09:00 <shadsam> anyday
09:00 <anotherirc3r> dmt?
09:06 <slinky_J> :P
09:12 <shadsam> soon there will be random dbt
09:35 <anotherirc3r> hmmm, okay
09:40 <anotherirc3r> if you say so..
09:55 <slinky_J> dmt
09:57 <slinky_J> ;)
10:00 <shadsam> random drug tests
10:00 <shadsam> rdt
10:00 <ori> aahehehehee i yam cute as
10:00 <ori> ;P
10:00 <shadsam> same ori
10:00 <anotherirc3r> okay then
10:00 <shadsam> i have white chocolate
10:05 <shadsam> and id prefer a good nights sleep
10:09 <shadsam> anyday
10:13 <anotherirc3r> dmt?
10:25 <shadsam> random drug tests
10:27 Nick: slinky_J is now known as ori
10:30 <shadsam> rdt
10:32 <ori> aahehehehee i yam cute as
10:41 <ori> ;P
10:46 <shadsam> same ori
10:51 <anotherirc3r> okay then
11:00 <anotherirc3r> yuck
11:00 <shadsam> big deal ?
11:19 <shadsam> i have white chocolate
11:49 <anotherirc3r> yuck
11:53 <shadsam> big deal ?
12:00 <anotherirc3r> white chocolate is really sweet
12:00 <shadsam> jen why r your eyes pinned and glassey in your pic
12:00 <anotherirc3r> pinned?
12:00 <shadsam> what drugs r u on
12:00 <shadsam> well glassey
12:00 <Skirmish> The term you are after is 'souless' eyes. 
12:31 <anotherirc3r> white chocolate is really sweet
12:41 <shadsam> jen why r your eyes pinned and glassey in your pic
12:56 <anotherirc3r> pinned?
12:58 <shadsam> what drugs r u on
13:00 <anotherirc3r> lol i'm not on any drugs
13:00 <shadsam> looks stoned
13:00 <anotherirc3r> must be the light
13:00 <shadsam> or on ice
13:00 <shadsam> k
13:00 <Skirmish> There is no emotion or life behind her eyes. That is why they look like they do. 
13:00 <Skirmish> The eyes of a narcissist. 
13:00 <anotherirc3r> lol i'm not on ice shadsy
13:07 <shadsam> well glassey
13:12 <Skirmish> The term you are after is 'souless' eyes.
13:23 <anotherirc3r> lol i'm not on any drugs
13:27 <shadsam> looks stoned
13:27 <anotherirc3r> must be the light
13:31 <shadsam> or on ice
13:34 <shadsam> k
13:55 <Skirmish> There is no emotion or life behind her eyes. That is why they look like they do.
14:00 <anotherirc3r> i was probably drunk
14:00 <shadsam> thts the verdict
14:00 <shadsam> alcohol kills
14:08 <Skirmish> The eyes of a narcissist.
14:22 <anotherirc3r> lol i'm not on ice shadsy
14:26 <anotherirc3r> i was probably drunk
14:49 <shadsam> thts the verdict
15:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't drink much
15:00 <shadsam> id love a glass of white wine
15:00 <screws> you gotta be super careful in here with what you say
15:18 <shadsam> alcohol kills
15:35 <anotherirc3r> i don't drink much
15:57 <shadsam> id love a glass of white wine
16:00 <anotherirc3r> wine isn't bad
16:00 <shadsam> move to my house jen
16:00 <President_Trump> that's true screws, asio are watching
16:08 <screws> you gotta be super careful in here with what you say
16:39 <anotherirc3r> wine isn't bad
17:10 <shadsam> move to my house jen
17:13 <President_Trump> that's true screws, asio are watching
18:00 <screws> you are watching
18:00 <shadsam> yes theyre
18:00 <shadsam> sydney channel also
18:00 <shadsam> hacking is a form of terror
18:24 <screws> you are watching
18:52 <shadsam> yes theyre
18:52 <shadsam> sydney channel also
18:53 <shadsam> hacking is a form of terror
19:00 <shadsam> goose got busted
19:00 <shadsam> so did a 31 year old pedo
19:27 <shadsam> goose got busted
19:44 <shadsam> so did a 31 year old pedo
21:00 <Skirmish> Nobody is watching Austnet. Take off the tin foil hats. 
22:22 <Skirmish> Nobody is watching Austnet. Take off the tin foil hats.
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40:29 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h nate
41:00 <anotherirc3r> nateyyyyy
41:00 <nate> hi honey bunny!
41:00 <thestig> it's back!
41:36 <anotherirc3r> nateyyyyy
42:00 <thestig> - '
42:00 <nate> 280 deadlift today stiggY, i have improved mah form alot
42:00 <nate> o,O
42:00 <thestig> nice!
42:06 <nate> hi honey bunny!
42:18 <thestig> it's back!
42:50 <thestig> - '
42:53 <nate> 280 deadlift today stiggY, i have improved mah form alot
43:09 <nate> o,O
43:10 <thestig> nice!
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47:00 <nate> felt good, but u cant just wait 30seconds and do it again lol
47:00 <nate> hammies were tired
47:00 <nate> id have to wait 10 minutes or somethin
47:40 <nate> felt good, but u cant just wait 30seconds and do it again lol
47:50 <nate> hammies were tired
48:00 <ori> u can gently pull on ur dick n wait thirty seconds and do it again ;D
48:01 <nate> id have to wait 10 minutes or somethin
49:00 <nate> havta think of someone very sexy like ori
49:13 <ori> u can gently pull on ur dick n wait thirty seconds and do it again ;D
49:35 <nate> havta think of someone very sexy like ori
50:00 <ori> :P
50:00 <nate> im watching the bachelor
50:00 <nate> hes said he loves 2 girls
50:00 <nate> fkn greedy
50:00 <nate> playboy
50:00 <nate> lolol
50:00 <ori> lol
50:00 <ori> hahaha
50:24 <ori> :P
50:30 <nate> im watching the bachelor
50:36 <nate> hes said he loves 2 girls
50:40 <nate> fkn greedy
50:45 <nate> playboy
50:50 <nate> lolol
51:00 <nate> fuck one every other day, done
51:21 <ori> lol
51:23 <ori> hahaha
51:51 <nate> fuck one every other day, done
53:00 <Skirmish> Lactic acid is nobodies friend. 
53:24 <Skirmish> Lactic acid is nobodies friend.
58:00 <thestig> what if there is no lactic acid buildup
58:35 <thestig> what if there is no lactic acid buildup
59:00 <nate> it happens to protect the muscles doesnt it?
59:00 <nate> my guess lol
59:59 <nate> it happens to protect the muscles doesnt it?
00:00 <Skirmish> No lactic acid build up? No going hard enough. 
00:00 <Skirmish> Isn't lactic acid a by product of damaged muscles? 
00:09 <nate> my guess lol
01:00 <Skirmish> I know it's what causes all the fucking pain. 
01:00 <nate> http://www.livestrong.com/article/355647-acid-buildup-in-the-muscles/
01:00 <nate> When lactic acid builds up in your muscles, the increased acidity levels trigger a kind of feedback loop that disrupts efficient energy production. In turn, this disruption triggers a burning sensation inside your active muscles. Taken as a whole, this process acts as a natural safeguard for your body by stopping your efforts before you permanently damage your muscle tissue.
01:01 <Skirmish> No lactic acid build up? No going hard enough.
01:14 <Skirmish> Isn't lactic acid a by product of damaged muscles?
01:24 <Skirmish> I know it's what causes all the fucking pain.
01:43 <nate> http://www.livestrong.com/article/355647-acid-buildup-in-the-muscles/
02:00 <nate> stole the bit that related to what i said lol
02:00 <nate> its a natural body effect
02:20 <nate> When lactic acid builds up in your muscles, the increased acidity levels trigger a kind of feedback loop that disrupts efficient energy production. In turn, this disruption triggers a burning sensation inside your active muscles. Taken as a whole, this process acts as a natural safeguard for your body by stopping your efforts before you permanently damage your muscle tissue.
02:42 <nate> stole the bit that related to what i said lol
02:59 <nate> its a natural body effect
03:00 <thestig> http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/the-running-blog/2013/aug/30/dean-karnazes-man-run-forever
03:57 <thestig> http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/the-running-blog/2013/aug/30/dean-karnazes-man-run-forever
04:00 <Skirmish> That first link sounded bogus. 
04:34 <Skirmish> That first link sounded bogus.
05:00 <nate> livestrong is a big web page
05:00 <nate> shouldnt be
05:00 <nate> lol
05:00 <President_Trump> thestig we dont care about that, show us home gym pics
05:00 <President_Trump> why not nate?
05:51 <nate> livestrong is a big web page
05:55 <nate> shouldnt be
05:56 <nate> lol
06:00 <thestig> google some
06:07 <President_Trump> thestig we dont care about that, show us home gym pics
06:18 <President_Trump> why not nate?
06:23 <thestig> google some
08:19 <nate> is thestig doing sexy poses on his gym equipment?
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13:02 Mode: (by incognito.ca.us.austnet.org) +oh ori WingedAngel
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13:46 <%ori> woa
13:48 <%ori> LOSERS
13:49 <%ori> :P
17:50 <screws> sometimes i feel like jesus on this server
17:56 <screws> getting punished constantly by skirm and trump
18:06 <screws> and paying the price for their sins
18:17 <%ori> u r jesus
18:26 <%ori> trump is an idiot lol
18:35 <screws> cheers
19:46 <President_Trump> excuse me?
19:57 <screws> you heard me
19:59 <President_Trump> i am going to make austnet great again
20:17 <%ori> lol
21:14 <President_Trump> WHO IS GOING TO PAY FOR THE WALL?
21:17 <President_Trump> screws!
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22:12 <anotherirc3r> wb
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22:58 <screws> nate: thank you
23:24 <nate> u have been trumped
24:32 <President_Trump> ori = https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CduVtvoVIAAzImy.jpg:large
25:12 <%ori> this 11.22.63 show is good
25:19 <nate> man why did i read that trump
25:26 <nate> lolol fuck
25:31 <nate> FUCUUKKK
25:39 <%ori> oi
25:45 <%ori> i am sweetie pie ori
25:59 <%ori> pls leaf me alone mr president
25:59 <President_Trump> whats wrong nate?
26:01 <nate> bend over ori, show us dat pie
26:17 <%ori> oi
26:23 <%ori> i am kewpie
26:27 <%ori> ihihihii
33:35 <anotherirc3r> ..you high Josh?
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38:03 Mode: (by incognito.ca.us.austnet.org) +ohh ori ori WingedAngel
42:35 <%ori> hahahahaha wb cuties
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55:31 <anotherirc3r> damn storms
55:34 <anotherirc3r> taking foreverrrrr
56:21 <%ori> storm wooo yeah
56:33 <anotherirc3r> http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR023.loop.shtml
56:36 <anotherirc3r> look at that!
56:38 <anotherirc3r> it's cominggggg
58:10 <nate> oskar say that 2?
58:19 <nate> snap!!!'
58:21 <thestig> lolllllllll
58:23 <anotherirc3r> errr..
59:24 <nate> wet already anotherirc3r is online'p
00:28 <anotherirc3r> hilarious
00:57 <nate> hillanusious
01:21 <nate> u need some snuggles anotherirc3r
01:26 <anotherirc3r> nope
01:53 <nate> i will send hmmmm sharni over;p
02:03 <anotherirc3r> okay. i'll accept that
02:41 <President_Trump> nate you stiff?
03:43 <nate> yes jens sex stories are good
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04:08 <nate> Nickelback - Far Away 4 jen
12:36 <anotherirc3r> yes. the storms are too far away
14:06 <%ori> ohhh i am hooked on dis show
14:22 <%ori> se starie
14:26 <%ori> sess
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40:19 <cherri_pie> wassup nerds
40:22 <cherri_pie> wake up
40:51 <cherri_pie> j sydney
40:56 <cherri_pie> j sydney
41:26 <cherri_pie> fcking boring cunts
41:30 <cherri_pie> wakeee upppp
55:59 <%ori> sydney_J
56:16 <cherri_pie> lolll
56:20 <cherri_pie> fucked up there didnt i
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02:41 <%ori> i liking Stan.
02:45 <%ori> woow oooo
02:49 <%ori> bit tired ey
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28:13 Nick: slinky_J is now known as ori
28:50 <ori> ori gon give it to ya fuk waitn 4 u to get it on ya own ori gon deliva too ya!
37:50 * shadsam slaps bridget around a bit with a large trout
37:56 <shadsam> `op
37:57 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o shadsam
37:57 * ori slaps bridget around a bit with a large trout
38:02 <ori> give it up
52:26 Nick: Quexos is now known as DuckDodgers
56:06 <ori> stahp not loving me!
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34:14 <ori> touching testicles since 94
35:14 <BlackDevil> pretty sure longer than that
36:57 <ori> lol
37:52 <ori> watching 11.22.63.
37:54 <ori> sooo good
38:08 <BlackDevil> dont post peoples IP
38:16 <ori> lol
48:37 <ori> it's a great show :P
50:09 <ori> DING DONG THE WITCH IS ME AND I'M NOT DEAD! I'M IN YOUR HEAD.
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20:00 <ori> GlExonn
20:57 <ori> GlExonn
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37:00 <LongJohn> work
38:06 <LongJohn> work
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50:00 <ori> Quit.
50:00 <ori> work for mi
50:00 <ori> as ma sex shlave
50:46 <ori> Quit.
50:51 <ori> work for mi
50:56 <ori> as ma sex shlave
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03:00 <alfyLanger> morning all
04:19 <alfyLanger> morning all
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31:00 <chatterbox> morning
31:46 <chatterbox> morning
32:00 <frizzle> g'day
32:00 <chatterbox> hi frizzle
33:00 <frizzle> whats up
33:00 <chatterbox> nuffin much
33:00 <chatterbox> its raining
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33:14 <frizzle> g'day
33:15 <chatterbox> hi frizzle
33:29 <frizzle> whats up
33:40 <chatterbox> nuffin much
33:43 <chatterbox> its raining
40:00 <ori> we can fuk while it rainz
40:27 <ori> we can fuk while it rainz
41:00 <chatterbox> cool
41:00 <chatterbox> i wish
41:44 <chatterbox> cool
41:46 <chatterbox> i wish
44:00 <alfyLanger> sup
45:00 <chatterbox> the roof
45:00 <chatterbox> lols
45:00 <alfyLanger> chris
45:26 <alfyLanger> sup
45:39 <chatterbox> the roof
45:42 <chatterbox> lols
46:07 <alfyLanger> chris
10:00 <ori> i dunno if this is a fart or not
10:00 <ori> better not try
10:00 <ori> :P
11:00 <ori> i dunno if this is a fart or not
11:03 <ori> better not try
11:04 <ori> :P
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02:00 <shadsam> https://youtu.be/PGuS9cXA1Qw
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Analogue Church Intro Imo XD ELECTRONIC MUSIC PARTY DJ ROCK (Mar 17, 2016) Length: 4:58 - Category: Music - No views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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03:15 <shadsam> https://youtu.be/PGuS9cXA1Qw
03:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Analogue Church Intro Imo XD ELECTRONIC MUSIC PARTY DJ ROCK (Mar 17, 2016) Length: 4:58 - Category: Music - No views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:53 * shadsam slaps steven_ around a bit with a large trout
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08:00 <chatterbox> shadsam
09:00 <chatterbox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFr7VuEs2kU
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DEL PSY TRANCE 2016 nice done music (Mar 14, 2016) Length: 2:33 - Category: Music - 7 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
09:27 <chatterbox> shadsam
09:30 <chatterbox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFr7VuEs2kU
09:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DEL PSY TRANCE 2016 nice done music (Mar 14, 2016) Length: 2:33 - Category: Music - 7 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:00 <shadsam> -,-
16:56 <shadsam> -,-
17:02 Mode: (by shadsam) +v chatterbox
21:00 <alfyLanger> cooking some dimsims :)
21:40 <alfyLanger> cooking some dimsims :)
23:00 <shadsam> just got a cuppa
23:00 <shadsam> OO
23:00 <shadsam> \/
23:30 <shadsam> just got a cuppa
23:39 Mode: (by shadsam) +v alfyLanger
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23:59 <shadsam> OO
24:01 <shadsam> \/
26:00 <alfyLanger> lol
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26:56 <alfyLanger> lol
32:00 <shadsam> https://www.reverbnation.com/analoguechurch
33:00 <shadsam> https://www.reverbnation.com/analoguechurch
33:00 <shadsam> Video Plays Video Plays 759,864
33:00 <shadsam> BURP
34:23 <shadsam> Video Plays Video Plays 759,864
34:23 <shadsam> BURP
35:40 * shadsam chucks a nivea cool kick over to thestig
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53:00 <alfyLanger> wb
54:10 <alfyLanger> wb
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00:00 <AL> lols
00:00 <AL> sick of music
01:00 <AL> lols
01:24 <AL> sick of music
04:00 <AL> d           ^^^^^^
04:00 <AL> i   a      ////\\\\
04:00 <AL> j    l     ))(())((
04:00 <AL>  g    i    \\\\////
04:00 <AL>  i     e   (||/\||)     
04:00 <AL>   t     n   \    /
04:00 <AL>    a         \  /
04:00 <AL>     l         \/ 
04:34 <AL> d ^^^^^^
04:34 <AL> i a ////\\\\
04:34 <AL> j l ))(())((
04:34 <AL> g i \\\\////
04:34 <AL> i e (||/\||)
04:34 <AL> t n \ /
04:34 <AL> a \ /
04:34 <AL> l \/
25:00 <AL> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10271603_1744730209095753_5723267796205305638_n.jpg?oh=dd6c583e44dd1b90184ee34715b879d8&oe=57551A24
26:25 <AL> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10271603_1744730209095753_5723267796205305638_n.jpg?oh=dd6c583e44dd1b90184ee34715b879d8&oe=57551A24
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46:02 <Glenn> ...mmmmm.... his past must have caught up with present day.
50:00 <shadsam> lolololol
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51:11 <shadsam> lolololol
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57:00 <ori> so since i went dentist last week i cant have black tea anymore :(
57:00 <ori> hmm does my ass smell?
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57:39 <ori> so since i went dentist last week i cant have black tea anymore :(
57:51 <ori> hmm does my ass smell?
02:00 <ori> huhu finally got postcard frum mam
02:00 <ori> frum janurary
02:00 <ori> who wana play goldielox and teh 3 horny bears?
02:39 <ori> huhu finally got postcard frum mam
02:45 <ori> frum janurary
03:07 <ori> who wana play goldielox and teh 3 horny bears?
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11:00 <thestig> thanks glenn :)
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11:26 <thestig> wonder if josh has had his sexchange yet
15:33 <ori> oh baby baby babyy
15:40 <ori> y don nate luv mee
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44:13 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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55:21 <President_Trump> gamble
55:23 <Diaz> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ President_Trump
55:48 <President_Trump> Diaz
56:05 <President_Trump> did you hear that emma has banned herb_dean from here?
56:17 <President_Trump> because steven_ plays with herb more than he plays with her
56:20 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
56:49 <Diaz> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
56:56 <Diaz> My goodness
59:49 <Diaz> So no more gamble bot
59:55 <Diaz> !cash monsoon
00:02 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
00:03 <President_Trump> gone
00:16 <President_Trump> sharni has booked herself into rehab
00:28 <Diaz> Emma has put her foot down
00:29 <Diaz> lol
00:30 <Diaz> has she?
00:41 <Diaz> LOOOOLLLL
00:43 <President_Trump> yes for her gambling problem
00:46 <Diaz> She'll be down at the pokies
00:54 <Diaz> Oh
01:00 <Diaz> has she really?
01:20 <Diaz> Has there been anymore lovers tiffs
01:21 <Diaz> ?
01:23 <President_Trump> yes she has been spending the money for baby formula at the local rsl
01:40 <Diaz> bullshit
01:44 <Diaz> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
02:37 <Diaz> Did you see the Footy Show last night?
02:45 <Diaz> I missed it, trying to find a torrent of it is hard.
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02:53 <Diaz> my usual source doesn't have it yet
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04:35 <President_Trump> nah why wwhat happened?
05:05 <Diaz> ah nevermind its on their website, ill watch it after dinner
05:06 <Diaz> Oh
05:11 <Diaz> Weits was on
05:29 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
05:40 <Diaz> Apparently they were saying it like Veetering, my mum doesn't even say it like that
05:42 <President_Trump> an interview?
05:45 <Diaz> yeah
05:46 <alfyLanger> hello diaz
05:55 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllll @ veetering
06:03 <Diaz> LOOOOOLLLLLLL
06:07 <Diaz> Hi alfyLanger
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06:49 <President_Trump> i remember a few years ago they were saying rievoldt instead of riewoldt
07:02 <Diaz> Maybe thats how it's said with a dutch accent, because I've heard my last name said with Dutch accent and it kind of sounds like you need to twist your tongue to get it out right.
07:06 <Diaz> yyes
07:10 <Diaz> I remember that too
07:12 <Diaz> very well
07:12 <alfyLanger> :)
07:14 <Diaz> LOOOOLLLLL
07:37 <President_Trump> when did u last speak to him?
08:11 <Diaz> With Jacob?
08:22 <President_Trump> send him a text 'im going to put a bet on, make sure your first possession is a kick and not a hand ball'
08:31 <Diaz> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
08:45 <Diaz> That'd go down really well with the other Weits lol
08:47 <President_Trump> 'make sure you delete this text as it might be seen as evidence'
08:52 <Diaz> LOOOLLLLL
09:21 <Diaz> One of my uncles was joking in saying, "Shame you didn't go to a good team like Brisbane" but it was full in jest
09:27 <Diaz> It didnt go down to well with the other weits
09:29 <Diaz> LOOOOOLLLLLLL
09:33 <President_Trump> darren would turn up on your door step with a crowbar
09:38 <Diaz> rofl
09:46 <Diaz> from HARVY WRECKERS
09:50 <President_Trump> one he pinched from langwarren wreckers
13:37 <Diaz> yes
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20:25 <shadsam> u ever farted a condom
27:38 <LongJohn> lol
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32:52 <ori> im gona take my gal out for a milk shake later and walk her home before dinner!
34:26 <shadsam> u ever farted a condom
35:15 <BlackDevil> we know you have shads
37:04 <shadsam> u ever farted a condom
37:46 <Diaz> shadsam coughs them up
37:56 <BlackDevil> like southpark
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38:15 <BlackDevil> maybe comes out of his nose
38:42 <Diaz> LOOOLLLL
38:54 <Glenn> >_<
39:27 <Diaz> shadsam was getting his fair share of ddos attacks earlier this week.
40:05 <ori> oh mang
40:14 <ori> good day for a swim
40:26 <ori> shadz farts socks
41:38 <LongJohn> your gurl out
41:39 <LongJohn> lololol
41:45 <LongJohn> whats his name?
41:51 <LongJohn> norell
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42:56 <LongJohn> g'day champ
43:47 <{[G]host[R]eckon}> howz it
44:08 <ori> wot
44:15 <ori> i haz no gurl
44:45 <{[G]host[R]eckon}> you dont need one
45:44 <ori> nup
45:48 <ori> am only 11
45:52 <ori> sah cutes
47:20 <{[G]host[R]eckon}> Australia vs New Zealand World T20 Second group stage Today, 5:30 AM HPCA Stadium
48:01 <Diaz> Is it on tv?
48:17 <Diaz> firstrow will have a stream for sure anyway
50:07 <LongJohn> silva vs uriah hall
50:41 <LongJohn> good chance silva gets knocked out here if he showboats
50:52 <Diaz> Yeah
51:02 <Diaz> he doesn't want to clown with Hall
51:19 <Diaz> Velasquez vs Browne too apparently
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51:26 <Diaz> I think Cain will maul him
51:51 <Diaz> Cyborg apparently on that Brazil card too
52:02 <Diaz> Ronda will be ducking from that one
56:03 <LongJohn> http://prntscr.com/agpjy6
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04:13 <ori> i wood knock them all out wit my penis
05:03 <Bonny> are you ok there, slinky?
05:52 <LongJohn> hiii Bonny
05:57 <LongJohn> cain should fight arloski
06:02 <Bonny> hey there. :)
06:39 <Diaz> Arlovski vs Overeem has been made
06:47 <Diaz> That one has to end in KO
06:53 <Diaz> Could go either way huh
07:05 <LongJohn> Arlovski via sub
07:09 <LongJohn> or overeem tko
07:51 <Diaz> Overeem has the guilotine too. I just hope they both go in and have Browne v Alrov type fight.
08:33 <Diaz> Reem I don't know.. Has more tools? I'll take Reem TKO
08:55 <LongJohn> reem will beat anyone on a good day
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10:07 <LongJohn> he has a good highlight reel
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12:27 <Diaz> Fucken oath
12:59 <Diaz> He should have beat Browne, was tko in my eyes uber knees, and he clowned around with Bigfoot then got dropped
13:15 <Diaz> I dont know how Rothwell beat him lol
15:28 <shadsam> blackdevil eats chinese with his asshole
15:32 <shadsam> lol
16:06 <Glenn> Better bloody not! :P
16:30 <Diaz> Mark Hunt (-170) vs. Frank Mir (+150)
16:31 <Diaz> Neil Magny (-130) vs. Hector Lombard (+110)
16:38 <Diaz> Not much money in either of those fights
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36:54 <shadsam> LOL
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54:57 <LongJohn> hunt 2nd round ko
55:34 <LongJohn> lombard via steriod use
10:03 <Diaz> Hahahahaha
10:11 <ori> hi baebs
10:12 <ori> mwa
10:15 <ori> hugz miss u
10:29 <Diaz> Lombard is in my top 10 favs
11:18 <Diaz> Roided Lombard vs TRT Vitor at MW in a 10 minute 1 round fight
15:43 <ori> r u a gay?
17:42 <Diaz> smooworm
18:42 <ori> mwooahh
22:00 <LongJohn> join when ya ready
22:00 <LongJohn> oh fuck
22:00 <LongJohn> play in a bit i gotta go get some weed
23:00 <Sharni> Slart
23:23 <Diaz> smooworm
23:36 <Diaz> ori, take on the persona of smoorworm
24:00 <LongJohn> slar
26:00 <slinky_J> oh ye boi
27:00 <slinky_J> i gots valium actual valium
27:00 <slinky_J> woooooo wooooo
27:00 <slinky_J> 5.5 k
27:00 <slinky_J> WTF
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> give to pong
27:00 <slinky_J> 150 n five grand lol ace
27:00 <slinky_J> oh fuck
28:00 <slinky_J> hmmm Ori and the Blind Forest definitive edition 26 bucks :P
28:00 <slinky_J> oh fk i left my debit card in mums car i cant put money in pokerstarrss now
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30:00 <slinky_J> wonder if adventure time game is out on xbox
31:02 <ori> lol
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34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pooeoooooeesssssssssssssssssss
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35:00 <slinky_J> i downloading STAN
36:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiii
37:00 <Sharni> Hi babez
39:00 <anotherirc3r> heya pong
39:00 <anotherirc3r> hey wifey!
44:33 <President_Trump> where is Diaz? lololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
44:34 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF-mh7AyUCk
44:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2016.03.17 - The Footy Show - Jacob Weitering (Mar 17, 2016) Length: 0 - Category: Sports - 158 views views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
46:00 <TheACMA> :)
46:00 <TheACMA> Darren :)
46:31 <Diaz> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
46:37 <Diaz> VEETERING
47:23 <President_Trump> he's basically told everyone to call him VEETERING
47:26 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllll
48:00 <Diaz> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
48:08 <Diaz> No one says it like that lol
48:13 <Diaz> except for him
48:15 <Diaz> LOOOOOLLLL
48:38 <President_Trump> i will call up HARVEYS tomorrow I AM LOOKING FOR MR VEEEEEEETERING
48:53 <Diaz> I can hear Dennis Cometti "passes the ball to Veetering"
48:56 <Diaz> LOOOLLLL
49:27 <Diaz> I know for certain they / we pronounce J's as Y's and B's as V's
49:55 <Diaz> Not heard the W, I know portugese do the W for V
51:45 <ori> whats better led or lcd
52:00 <anotherirc3r> what a weird nickname
52:00 <anotherirc3r> what's TheACMA mean?
52:00 <slinky_J> o crap
53:00 <slinky_J> i dun have ma card so i cant set up stan
53:00 <Sharni> I want ice cream
53:00 <slinky_J> i have one ice cream
53:00 <LongJohn> TheACMA = pollock
53:00 <slinky_J> i think it is paddle pop rainbow :P
53:00 <Sharni> Right...
53:00 <Sharni> Brb need ice cream
53:03 <President_Trump> ask tigger
54:00 <LongJohn> asif you didnt know
54:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't believe i've seen Pollock use that nickname
54:00 <LongJohn> :)
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56:00 <LongJohn> you have now
56:03 <ori> hi tigger
58:00 <anotherirc3r> right
59:00 <TheACMA> :)
00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pollock asked pong to kisssss
01:00 <LongJohn> is this true TheACMA?
01:00 <slinky_J> coming up next How I Fucked Your Mother
02:00 <LongJohn> slinky_J what do you think about pollock?
02:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pollock is gaaay
03:00 <LongJohn> even [[[[[pong]]]]] the retard knows
03:00 <LongJohn> :P
03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> doctor said pong only mildly retardrd
03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> grandma saif pong special
03:00 <LongJohn> yes
03:00 <LongJohn> you are
03:00 <LongJohn> but smart enough to know the basic's
04:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yeasss
04:00 <LongJohn> 'op
04:00 <LongJohn> Sharni
04:00 <LongJohn> wanna play
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05:00 <Sharni> Yas
05:00 <Sharni> Invite me
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06:00 <LongJohn> lemme have a quick smoke
06:00 <LongJohn> only smoking half
06:00 <LongJohn> kk
06:00 <Sharni> Kkkkkkkkkkk
06:14 <shadsam> blackdevil eats chinese with his asshole
06:39 <Sharni> Yum
07:00 <slinky_J> pong give slinky kisses and hugs
07:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u girl
07:00 <slinky_J> i dont think anything of pollock lol
17:19 <ori> so tired
17:25 <ori> sharn breast feed me plz
17:27 <ori> :~
17:30 <ori> nippel
18:36 * {[G]host[R]eckon} put cock in ori's mouth
18:58 <{[G]host[R]eckon}> suck it like your sucking an udder
20:38 <Sharni> Ok Baez
20:41 <Sharni> Hop on
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24:00 <slinky_J> i pongs girl
24:39 <{[G]host[R]eckon}> one each?
25:00 <Sharni> DuHastMich ? German
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> I thought I signed out on my phone lol
26:47 * ori hugz on sharn brust
26:51 <ori> suckel suckel!
27:19 <{[G]host[R]eckon}> i like being in a sandwich is it bi?
27:38 <anotherirc3r> Sharni is mine bish
27:44 Nick: {[G]host[R]eckon} is now known as Philosopher{[x]}
28:04 <Sharni> Lucky I got two nipples
28:10 <Philosopher{[x]}> i got six
28:50 <anotherirc3r> you're creepy beehhh
29:00 <Sharni> Lol
29:00 <Sharni> LongJohn
29:41 <Philosopher{[x]}> alteast i aint no backstabber
29:57 <anotherirc3r> are you implying i am?
30:15 <Philosopher{[x]}> are you?
30:27 <anotherirc3r> nope
30:46 <Philosopher{[x]}> good, someone else was, perhaps, its a long story
30:54 <anotherirc3r> umm, okay
33:00 <LongJohn> fuck
33:00 <LongJohn> i sat on my headset
33:00 <Sharni> Did it break
33:00 <Sharni> Fat ass
33:42 <Philosopher{[x]}> excuse excuse excuse life is all about excuse
34:00 <LongJohn> na
34:00 <Sharni> Lol
34:00 <LongJohn> had to drop off money
34:00 <LongJohn> now i have to wait
34:00 <LongJohn> then go back out
34:00 <LongJohn> ill inv u in 2 secs
34:00 <Sharni> Whatever
34:12 <anotherirc3r> yes.. of course
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> lolll
40:00 <anotherirc3r> wb
40:00 <LongJohn> u ready
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46:00 <slinky_J> i eat chilli fries
47:00 <slinky_J> wit pecorina chhez
47:00 <slinky_J> :P
47:00 <DuHastMich> Mmmm cheese
49:44 Join: Pac ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
50:57 <abortion> I have arrived
51:10 <abortion> just had a nice thrash through the hills suburbs
51:25 <abortion> open dat throttle and stamp those brakes
51:44 <anotherirc3r> heya abortion
51:57 <abortion> yo anotherirc3r
52:00 <slinky_J> u r mmmmmmm
52:13 <anotherirc3r> how's you?
52:20 <abortion> Have you ever experienced the sublime power of turbo?
52:45 <anotherirc3r> can't say i have
52:52 <anotherirc3r> i'd like to though
53:04 <anotherirc3r> actually, i'd just like to drive a V8 to see what it's like
53:11 <LongJohn> you talking about boost?
53:13 <LongJohn> :}
53:19 <abortion> of course
53:23 <abortion> Nothing like a bit of choo choo snail power
53:26 <LongJohn> good feeling
53:40 <LongJohn> when something is pushing you backwards
53:44 <anotherirc3r> stevie: what's with you and those weird smilies?
53:54 <abortion> its a bit ridiculous, the fly by wire meddling makes it really unpredictable, had a huge surge come on at 5k RPM
54:00 <DuHastMich> That's what she said ;)
54:36 <LongJohn> my vl turbo
54:43 <LongJohn> at about 3rpm
54:47 <LongJohn> boooooooooooooooooooooost
54:53 <Sharni> Awww yea
54:53 <LongJohn> PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHT
54:57 <LongJohn> haha
54:59 <abortion> mine should really spool at 2500 RPM
55:06 <Sharni> Brrrrrrrrooooooooooooommmmm
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55:11 <LongJohn> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
55:16 <LongJohn> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaP pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
55:23 <abortion> problem is the fly by wire skills the throttle
55:23 <abortion> need a defeater and a boost controller
55:25 <Sharni> Errrrrrrrrrr smmmmmmaaaaaaasssshhh
55:28 <Sharni> Cunts fucked
55:30 <LongJohn> haha
55:31 <LongJohn> na
55:34 <Sharni> Ya
55:37 <LongJohn> im drift king
55:38 <LongJohn> babe
55:41 <LongJohn> just ask emma
55:42 <Sharni> Ok babez
55:52 <abortion> nah, only accidents I've had were in traffic, and not from me smashing shit around
56:00 <Sharni> I've never had one
56:03 <LongJohn> she hates me but will tell you i can drive... even better sideways
56:13 <LongJohn> wapppppppppppppppppshhhhhhhh
56:22 <Sharni> Lmao
56:29 <Sharni> she hates you
56:34 <Sharni> What did you do now
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56:41 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
56:50 <LongJohn> dunno
56:58 <Skirmish> Vote 1 Trump.
57:00 <slinky_J> :P
57:14 <Sharni> Haha
57:38 <abortion> This was my final run at a hillclimb about a year and a half ago
58:00 <abortion> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e_4uaCnpUg
58:00 <slinky_J> fucckk i really wanna sign up for Stan. and binge on Adventure Time
58:00 <slinky_J> aaaaaaarrrh
58:00 <slinky_J> i thought maybe if i get mum to grab my card and just read out the digits n shit over fone uno?
58:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GOPR0007 (Jul 12, 2015) Length: 2:00 - Category: People & Blogs - 8 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
58:07 <Sharni> What ever
58:22 <Skirmish> WOT EVA
58:23 <abortion> Lotus elise was on the run before me
59:43 <Skirmish> To entertain myself tonight if I have to say a number I am saying it like the mexican house cleaner off the Family Guy
59:49 <Skirmish> WUN
00:58 <abortion> it might look slow, but remember this is up a hill
01:00 <LongJohn> dumb dawg
01:00 <anotherirc3r> ugh.. this stupid mouse
01:00 <anotherirc3r> it keeps double clicking everything
01:00 <anotherirc3r> and closing my tabs
01:00 <Sharni> Naha
01:00 <Sharni> Hahahaha *
01:00 <LongJohn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEI4qSrkPAs&ebc=ANyPxKpx969A3FmDYHvJa-bJp8gn-m0UoEig6HI8A7NqovXO8tTEDjFWaSMLFvJv_5UImLT9ppqtdwwSV0pW2cI-NfHg-QSIzQ
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Weeknd - Can't Feel My Face (Jul 29, 2015) Length: 3:38 - Category: Music - 496,864,605 views - 1,973,512 likes (96.3%), 75,265 dislikes (3.7%)
01:00 <Sharni> come play steven_
01:13 <Skirmish> Am I likely to make fun of you if I watch the video?
01:26 <abortion> possibly, I did go off track
01:34 <Skirmish> Ok watching now.
02:00 <LongJohn> na buk u
02:00 <Sharni> Slart
02:00 <LongJohn> haah
02:00 <LongJohn> gta is boring as shit
02:00 <LongJohn> only good for rooting people
02:00 <Sharni> Your boring
02:00 <Sharni> Yaaaa
02:00 <Sharni> Rooting is fun
02:00 <LongJohn> yah yah
02:00 <LongJohn> more people with headsets on bo2
02:00 <LongJohn> more raging
02:00 <LongJohn> no rage on gta
02:21 <abortion> A guy in a falcon fucked up on the run just after me, cancelling all remaining runs for the day
02:54 <Diaz> What are you driving?
02:59 <abortion> My crown
03:00 <Sharni> Whateverrrrr
03:00 <Sharni> Loser
03:00 <LongJohn> mutt
03:00 <Sharni> Play with your self than
03:00 <Sharni> Pedo
03:00 <LongJohn> i already have
03:00 <Sharni> Good
03:00 <DuHastMich> Hahaha
03:00 <Sharni> Do it again
03:00 <LongJohn> i have
03:00 <Sharni> And again
03:00 <LongJohn> only got dust left
03:00 <Sharni> Damn
03:00 <DuHastMich> 2 second wonder Steven?
03:00 <DuHastMich> :p
03:17 <abortion> 2002 Toyota Crown Estate JZS171W
03:43 <Diaz> oh I was about to ask the year
03:48 <Diaz> Goes okay?
03:59 Nick: Diaz is now known as Monsoon
04:00 <LongJohn> more like 2 hours
04:00 <DuHastMich> No wonder you're gaining muscle
04:00 <DuHastMich> Lolol
04:00 <LongJohn> 70kg
04:03 <abortion> sure, just went for a thrash half an hour ago
04:10 <abortion> through all the rich suburbs
04:31 <abortion> well not *all* of them
04:32 <Monsoon> I didnt pick you as a hoon haha
04:35 <Skirmish> Taking too long to load. Internet has been a slut the last few nights.
05:00 <Sharni> Lololol
05:16 <anotherirc3r> looks like fun
05:17 <Skirmish> That crown has potential to be a mad pimp beast.
05:27 <abortion> yeah but I've been lazy
05:35 <abortion> haven't started modding it yet
05:40 <Skirmish> Worship the 1J with all the good bits and it shall reward you with nose bleeds.
06:00 <Skirmish> What gearbox is on it? Original?
06:07 <abortion> yeah, A340E
06:11 <abortion> dinosaur
06:18 <abortion> even when it was installed
06:31 <Skirmish> That will probably commit suicide if you push some boost through it.
06:36 <abortion> not really
06:45 <abortion> they were using them for 4WDs
06:52 <abortion> its a pretty heavy duty box
07:06 <ori> i found tv i like
07:10 <ori> wat u think abortion?
07:11 <ori> https://www.jbhifi.com.au/tv-home-entertainment/hd-televisions/panasonic/panasonic-th-60cx700a-60-smart-4k-ultra-hd-led-tv/703369/
07:13 <abortion> noting that it is factory boost
07:33 <Skirmish> May the force be with you then. Being original and the age of the car you are relying on past owners being good to it.
07:47 <abortion> yeah that worries me a bit
07:54 <abortion> ori: You don't have any 4K sources yet
08:14 <ori> does that matter?
08:16 <thestig> yeh new daredevil
08:46 <abortion> It does when you're spending extra
08:51 <ori> how so?
08:55 <ori> pls explain
08:59 <abortion> Do you plan to watch obtain 4K content?
09:07 <abortion> its $2000
09:07 <ori> what is 4k content :P
09:21 * Skirmish facepalms
09:31 * ori oripalms
09:45 <abortion> hang on, I'm checking if it has HDMI 2.0
09:46 <ori> i need to know this stuff
09:49 <abortion> if it doesn't, totally not worth it
09:49 <Skirmish> 4K is what they are promoting at the new high def pic display. Thing is ... Not much is coming out in 4K.
10:10 <Skirmish> So you will be buying a tv that has a feature you will probably rarely if ever use.
10:12 <abortion> its double pixels in both directions
10:34 <abortion> also the specs don't tell you how much processing delay it has
10:44 <Skirmish> Look for tv's without 4K in the description and save some $$$
10:46 <abortion> you want as little delay as possible for gaming
10:53 <ori> yeah
10:58 <ori> all about the gaming ;)
11:21 <ori> so FHD instead of UHD?
11:28 <ori> because all the UHD tvs are 4k
11:47 <Skirmish> What is your budget? What size do you want?
11:49 <ori> almost lol
11:56 <ori> hmm 55-60
12:04 <ori> budget is eh what ever
12:16 <ori> it's an investment
12:23 <Skirmish> Well you can spend anywhere from $1k to $10k.
12:35 <Skirmish> No tv is an investment.
12:44 <abortion> Not seeing HDMI 2.0 anywhere, so its not even properly futureproof with respect to 4K
12:44 <ori> the tv i had i "settled" on and was never happy with doing that
12:55 <ori> well ten k is just silly
13:04 <ori> ah ok abortion
13:10 <ori> man I so need you to find the right one haha
13:16 <Skirmish> Not for people willing to pay $10k. Hence why I asked if you had a budget. What is not silly for you?
13:35 <anotherirc3r> you should go TV shopping together
13:44 <abortion> hang on, yes it is
13:44 <Skirmish> If you want good tech you can look at Samsung and Sony for mid range quality.
13:59 <ori> what about this one https://www.jbhifi.com.au/tv-home-entertainment/hd-televisions/sony/sony-kdl55w800c-55-full-hd-android-led-lcd-tv/719732/
14:06 <ori> this is just over a grand
14:13 <abortion> 4K 60p would have to be HDMI 2.0
14:20 <ori> oh ye?
14:32 <ori> u talkin about the panasonic one abortion?
14:39 <abortion> yes
14:57 <abortion> This sony one has smartphone software without the phone
16:00 <anotherirc3r> wb pong
16:34 <abortion> Ando-roido
17:44 <Skirmish> All tv's are coming out with that now.
17:59 <ori> i like this one :P http://www.radiorentals.com.au/audio-visual/televisions/led-lcd-tvs/samsung-ua55ju7000-55-uhd-led-tv/
18:00 <abortion> not quite all of them but close
18:05 <ori> samsung
18:26 <abortion> You should probably look for reviews with respect to gaming consoles
18:30 <abortion> last thing you want is lag
18:37 <abortion> my dad's LG TV has terrible lag
18:37 <Skirmish> Lol radio rentals. Do you want to pay twice for a tv?
19:03 <ori> why would the tv lag anyway
19:07 <ori> my tv doesnt lag
19:11 <Skirmish> Refresh rate.
19:15 <abortion> because it does image processing to make it look "better"
19:20 <ori> oh
20:27 <Skirmish> I haven't bought a tv in ages so I am not up to date with how good their refresh rates are now.
20:45 <abortion> that was at 60Hz
20:54 <abortion> the lag was something nuts like 200ms
21:41 <Skirmish> Got a 60 inch Hisense that works ok that cost me $800 for the rumpus. I don't game on it though to know if it's good or bad.
22:21 <abortion> I got a kogan 4K 46in for ~$500
22:24 <abortion> I barely use it
22:30 <abortion> its pretty shit though
22:41 <abortion> the panel does funny shit
22:53 <abortion> pixel drivers seem to interfere with one another
23:02 <abortion> so you see ringing effects
23:16 <ori> http://www.rtings.com/tv/reviews/by-usage/video-gaming/best
23:21 <Skirmish> The tv in the sons room is a Kogan. 4 years on still going strong but you can tell they are not great tv's. You get what you pay for. I think his is 32/34 inch with in build DVD player.
23:49 <abortion> can also tell the colour range is very lacking
23:55 <abortion> gradients are large stepps
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pollock touched screws private parts
24:43 <abortion> 0.3ms, likely story
25:05 <ori> this is what they say is the best one https://www.jbhifi.com.au/tv-home-entertainment/hd-televisions/samsung/samsung-ua55ju7500w-55-curved-ultra-hd-led-lcd-smart-tv/700934/
25:10 <ori> cept this is a curved model
25:34 <abortion> i dunno about that
25:40 <abortion> I'd be looking for lowest input lag
26:53 <abortion> well, input lag + response time
26:57 <ori> that's what tey thought was the best for gaming
26:57 <ori> lol
27:05 <Monsoon> is this for gaming ori?
27:08 <Monsoon> oh
27:23 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
27:38 <Monsoon> abortion how fast have you got the Crown?
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
28:29 <abortion> I've taken it to 180, which is as fast as the jap spec ecu will allow me to take it
28:59 <Monsoon> Yes
29:14 <Monsoon> That's the fastest I have been in any car also
29:32 <abortion> driven faster in my magna though, got that to 200, possibly more but verifiably 200
29:45 <Monsoon> What kind of Magna was it?
29:50 <abortion> 2003 sports
29:54 <Monsoon> Oh nice
30:04 <abortion> I sold that a while ago though
30:22 <abortion> had 8kW more than non sports due to the more aggressive fuel map
30:32 <Monsoon> ah
30:33 <abortion> 163kw overall, not overly impressive
30:41 <Monsoon> Thats okay though
30:59 <Monsoon> You just get into trouble when you pack too much power
31:18 <abortion> crown is supposedly 206kW, but thats because it comes from the gentlemens agreement era where all teh jap manufacturers were "limiting" it to that
31:23 <abortion> which is hard to do with a 5L V12
31:35 <abortion> which when people tested it, was something more like 230kW
31:36 <Monsoon> Mines 195kw but considering the size to weight ratio.... It's not so good.
31:42 <Monsoon> 106 aye?
31:50 <Monsoon> 2016*
31:51 <abortion> lol yeah, my crown is 1700kg
32:00 <Monsoon> haha
32:02 <abortion> huh? No.
32:13 <Monsoon> 206* rather
32:17 <abortion> gentlemens agreement ceased something like 10 years ago
32:32 <abortion> the V12 that toyota were producing was made since 1997
32:38 <abortion> still are I think actually
33:12 <Monsoon> wow
33:13 <Monsoon> really?
33:18 <Monsoon> Must be a decent engine
33:22 <abortion> only available in their quirky Century limousine
33:25 <Monsoon> Mines 1702 kegs
33:29 <Monsoon> ahh
34:00 <abortion> http://imgur.com/gallery/Eve3cFq
34:35 <abortion> its basically 2x my engine minus the turbo
34:49 <abortion> the heads of each arm of the V are essentially 1JZ-FSE heads
35:00 <DuHastMich> Bahahahaha
35:00 <DuHastMich> Saw that earlier
35:03 <ori> i am down wit a tv now woo woo
35:03 <Monsoon> Mines going in for a wheel alignment tomorrow morning, I leave home for work at 4:40 am, this morning I was head banging at about 4:45 am and i bashed a gutter pretty damn hard
35:08 <ori> thx for input <3
35:09 <Monsoon> ahhhhh
35:14 <Monsoon> the v12?
35:17 <abortion> yes
35:20 <abortion> mine is a straight 6
35:27 <Monsoon> Good 6 though
35:32 <abortion> I think they just engineered it to be two of those in a V configuration
35:43 <Monsoon> mmmm
36:01 <abortion> 1GZ-FSE is the V12 model designation
36:13 <Monsoon> I'd love to drive a v12
36:24 <abortion> oh wait its not, its only FE
36:28 <Monsoon> Must pack a punch
36:28 <abortion> meaning its not direct injection
36:39 <Monsoon> lol you know all the tecks
36:43 <abortion> V12s are best know for being smooth as butter
36:50 <Monsoon> ahh yeah
37:00 <slinky_J> i did a poo
37:00 <abortion> En ich hab nicht gezaght (Spelling optional I don't actually know German)
37:00 <slinky_J> my butt hole is so sensitive my legs is wiggling
37:00 <DuHastMich> Lollll
37:00 <anotherirc3r> lovely
37:50 <abortion> on par with electric motors
38:00 <DuHastMich> Close enough abortion 
38:00 <abortion> I do know what it means though
38:11 <Monsoon> ahhh yeahhh
38:16 <Monsoon> they are getting quick now
39:00 <abortion> So who has you?
39:01 <Monsoon> My V8 is kind of smooth, for a V8 when it's on a plane, but if you are going up and down speeds, it grunts and rumbles... Sometimes pisses me off, especially if im tired.
39:40 <abortion> I've said it before, but money no object, I'd probably get a Mercedes SLS electric. Sure the new Bugatti Chiron has a full 1100kW, but the SLS electric has independant motor all wheel drive with active torque vectoring
39:42 <abortion> fucking nuts
40:00 <DuHastMich> Lol... it's a song
40:00 <DuHastMich> Du Hast by Rammstein
40:00 <DuHastMich> Can't get enough of them lately
40:16 <abortion> electric race car: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_cRqcbXAs4
40:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 850hp Electric Racing Car: Driving the Drayson B12/69EV -- /CHRIS HARRIS ON CARS (Nov 6, 2013) Length: 13:42 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 1,341,845 views - 7,870 likes (96.4%), 297 dislikes (3.6%)
40:29 <Monsoon> 110ke?
40:36 <Monsoon> sorry
40:38 <Monsoon> 1100kw
40:39 <Monsoon> fucken hell
40:42 <abortion> yes, no joke
40:55 <abortion> its basically the Veyron with even more power
40:59 <abortion> and a restyled body
41:00 <abortion> I know
41:00 <abortion> Du Hast Mich on its own doesn't actually merit the response I gave
41:03 <abortion> but they aren't calling it a Veyron
41:21 <Sharni> Shush
41:37 <Monsoon> You think electric engines are the way of the future?
41:43 <abortion> Absolutely
41:50 <abortion> the torque from electic is massive
42:00 <DuHastMich> Lol
42:00 <DuHastMich> Fuck this phone
42:00 <DuHastMich> Laggy as
42:00 <DuHastMich> Much better 
42:01 <abortion> the problem is entirely in the batteries
42:15 <Monsoon> For sure
42:37 <Monsoon> My friend at work was telling me all about the Teslas
42:45 <Monsoon> Obviously named after Nicholas Tesla
42:51 <abortion> yeah they're pretty exciting, but I think its only the start
42:57 <Monsoon> indeed
43:00 <abortion> My favourite Rammstein song would be Benzin, followed by Rosenrot
43:00 <DuHastMich> Rosenrot is pretty good
43:00 <abortion> But the deep water still does not flow
43:21 <Monsoon> Fuck the batteries, new tech for batteries needed
43:26 <abortion> yeah
43:48 <abortion> electric can probably do most city and medium distance cars, but long haul trucks and interstate driving is still out of the question
43:49 <Monsoon> They could cost a lot of fucking money come to think of it
43:56 <abortion> aircraft are still a long long way off
44:00 <LongJohn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3q8Od5qJio
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rammstein - Du Hast (Official Video) (Jul 31, 2015) Length: 3:55 - Category: Entertainment - 9,341,229 views - 52,734 likes (97.2%), 1,493 dislikes (2.8%)
44:00 <DuHastMich> Stevo good choice son
44:00 <abortion> Du Hast is just about refusing marriage
44:00 <LongJohn> it goes off in the club
44:00 <DuHastMich> Prolly why I love it so much abortion
44:00 <DuHastMich> Hahaha
44:00 <LongJohn> pool cues over the head
44:02 <Monsoon> Electric?
44:05 <abortion> yes
44:09 <Monsoon> Yeahhhh
44:14 <Monsoon> That's a hard one
44:42 <Monsoon> Like messing around with electric cars... You can like just stop and be okay is you lose charge, but in the air
44:58 <abortion> they already have to consider that with their fuel load
45:00 <DuHastMich> Fuck marriage
45:00 <abortion> Rosenrot is actually almost compelling as a story
45:00 <abortion> Tells of a boy who wants to get a rose from a high mountain, because he was asked to by his girlfriend, but he slips, falls and dies
45:06 <abortion> its mostly power density is the issue
45:07 <Monsoon> Yeah
45:27 <abortion> the mass of fuel is huge and with electric its actually impossible with current batteries
45:44 <Monsoon> For sure
46:00 <abortion> "That is the custom and thats fine"
46:17 <abortion> You watching the video I linked of the electric le mans style car?
46:31 <Monsoon> yeah its pretty crazy
47:00 <abortion> "She gets what she wants"
47:00 <DuHastMich> Yer lol
47:22 <Monsoon> light and powerful
48:03 <Monsoon> The car is only about 600 kilo the rest of the weight is battery haha
49:00 <LongJohn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XoyDqFy5pU
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: so what- Metallica (Jan 23, 2009) Length: 3:20 - Category: Music - 2,642,532 views - 9,232 likes (96.4%), 349 dislikes (3.6%)
49:37 <thestig> lollllllllllllllll @ mayooooooooooo
52:30 <abortion> holy shit I forgot that figure
52:30 <abortion> 4000NM
52:30 <abortion> thats more torque than most trucks
52:35 <ori> did a poooo
53:41 <ori> slow night
54:00 <abortion> But, benzin is still first. Has energy both literally and figuratively
54:11 <Monsoon> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ thestig
54:20 <Monsoon> lol
54:25 <Monsoon> torque overload
54:42 <Monsoon> thestig, you on The Division yet?
55:00 <slinky_J> hmm
55:00 <abortion> the premise "I don't need drugs or women, give me fast cars (and vaseline)"\
55:00 <slinky_J> need to find a good tv for gaming
55:00 <slinky_J> gotta start renting new tv
55:00 <abortion> renting TVs?
55:00 <abortion> terrible idea
55:52 <abortion> The truck engines on this page top out at about 2500NM https://www.freightliner.com.au/trucks/engines
56:00 <DuHastMich> Save up and buy
56:00 <DuHastMich> Much better off
56:11 <Monsoon> abortion I can't get over just the interior, the drivers setup full looks like an early 90's flight simulator
56:45 <abortion> early 90s also had some crazy car interiors in jap cars
56:53 <Monsoon> ha true that
56:58 <abortion> they went more conservative by mid 90s
58:23 <abortion> even though it has more torque than a truck, I doubt the motors would like that much, they'd probably heat from the slow acceleration
58:35 <abortion> (from pulling semitrailers that is)
58:51 <ori> let's go crash some teens party, take their booze and spank their girlfriends butts
58:56 <ori> AND GTFO QUICK!
00:00 <LongJohn> some post some good songs
02:00 <DuHastMich> One of our clients at work... makes music.. he makes tisk sound good
02:00 <DuHastMich> Wanna hear?
02:59 <abortion> idk that sounds like something to get arrested for
03:00 <LongJohn> yeah
03:00 <DuHastMich> Hang on I'll find a link 
04:00 <abortion> Not really, the only think I heard tisk make is a thing that just says "nerdhacks cunts" in a vocoded voice with a monotonous beat track
04:00 <abortion> if its worse than that, bloody hell
04:00 <DuHastMich> Hahahaha
05:00 <DuHastMich> I can't get Google to load
05:00 <anotherirc3r> did you forget the 'fucken slut remix' abortion?
06:00 <abortion> never heard anything else
06:00 <slinky_J> ok
06:00 <slinky_J> i got Stan. now lol
06:00 <DuHastMich> Google DJ Jordan Karas steven
06:00 <DuHastMich> It's a soundcloud account
07:17 <President_Trump> gamble
07:45 <President_Trump> ori is bisexual
08:39 <Glenn> Ohhhh.... kinky!
14:27 <ori> i watched a new series on Stan.
14:29 <ori> hehehe
14:37 <ori> was up all morning till almost 10am lol
16:20 <President_Trump> ori vote 1 trump
17:00 <slinky_J> i canw atch all The O.C. i want!
17:00 <slinky_J> omigoosh
18:00 <Skirmish> You can look at Grindr whilst you watch! You go girl!
18:00 <DuHastMich> Grindr?
18:00 <DuHastMich> Oh.. is that the gay one?
19:00 <slinky_J> lol
19:00 <slinky_J> nah i just got Stan. Skirmish so im lookin at shit
19:00 <slinky_J> now to watch and jerk off over The Nanny
19:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I have Stan and Netflix. Good library between the two. 
19:00 <Skirmish> Billions is good. 
20:00 <Sharni> Netflix and chill babez
20:00 <slinky_J> oer if you say Billions is good i'll check it out
22:00 <Skirmish> I am into ep 3 and I am liking it. Within the first 5 minutes of the first ep a guy has a cigarette put out on his chest by his dom and then she pisses on him to make it feel better. 
22:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:00 <Sharni> Yuck
23:00 <Skirmish> Hell yuck but it shows that the show is ready to push the boundaries. Plus, if you like quality shows you will know of Aaron Sorkin. Well, one of the writers is a Sorkin so I have high expectations. 
24:00 <Sharni> Aww yea
24:00 <abortion> Tyre shopping is hard
24:00 <Skirmish> I thought The Newsroom was superb. 
24:00 <Sharni> Tyre shopping ?
24:00 <Skirmish> abortion: tyres online? 
24:00 <abortion> yes, for my car(s)
24:00 <Sharni> Lol
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25:00 <abortion> The problem is in the selection
25:00 <abortion> I was just there
25:00 <abortion> I'm after quality
25:00 <Sharni> You mean rims
25:00 <abortion> because these ones have handled like shit
25:00 <abortion> slip on all the white lines
25:00 <Sharni> Lol
25:00 <abortion> no, tyres
25:00 <DuHastMich> Hard compound 
25:00 <Skirmish> We found locally that the Jax dealers were the best deal. Even better than tyres online. We wait for the 'buy 3 get 1 free' sales. 
25:00 <DuHastMich> If it's slipping on lines
25:00 <abortion> Rims are easier because all that is important is looks
25:00 <Sharni> Maybe your just a shit driver
25:00 <DuHastMich> What car?
25:00 <abortion> tyres have performance characteristics which are hard to measure
25:00 <Sharni> Aww yeah
25:19 <Skirmish> +1 Vote Trump
26:00 <abortion> 99 corolla liftback
26:00 <Sharni> lol
26:00 <DuHastMich> Ah
26:00 <Sharni> That's your problem
26:00 <DuHastMich> 15?
26:00 <Sharni> It's a Toyota
26:00 <Sharni> Need a golden man
26:00 <abortion> Well it has the torque to completely spin me out on these tyres
26:00 <Sharni> Holden
26:00 <abortion> fuck no
26:00 <Sharni> Yea
26:00 <DuHastMich> My toyota rarely slips
26:00 <abortion> Holden is GM rubbish
26:00 <abortion> american bullshit
26:00 <DuHastMich> But it's on 16s
26:00 <Sharni> Traction control
27:00 <Sharni> You don't have that shit
27:00 <abortion> This is a manual
27:00 <Sharni> Oh
27:00 <abortion> My crown does
27:00 <DuHastMich> So is mine
27:00 <Sharni> Gay
27:00 <abortion> I need tyres for that too
27:00 <Sharni> Lol
27:00 <Sharni> I need tyres to mine are bald
27:00 <abortion> thats even harder because thats a turbo vehicle and I have wider than usual tyres
27:00 <Sharni> Guy quoted me today $120 each tyre for 20inch
27:00 <abortion> thats cheap
27:00 <DuHastMich> Very cheap
27:00 <abortion> The tyres I'm looking at for my corolla are all more expensive than that
27:28 <ori> Skirmish have you watched 11.22.63. on Stan.?
27:42 <ori> i watched all five eps pretty good
28:00 <DuHastMich> They'll be shit tyres
28:00 <abortion> and don't get me started on the crown
28:00 <DuHastMich> Just get wide tyres abortion
28:00 <abortion> they're already wide
28:00 <abortion> 225 on the front 255 on the back
28:00 <DuHastMich> Wow
28:00 <Skirmish> 120 each for 20inch rims is damn cheap tyre. Be careful. 
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29:00 <Skirmish> Probably a chinese brand that are coming available now. 
29:00 <abortion> yeah 9J 18in rims on the back
29:00 <abortion> front are 8J 18in
29:00 <BlackDevil> SeaWorld says it will end killer whale breeding program immediately
29:00 <abortion> my corolla on the otherhand
30:00 <abortion> 185 wide tyres 5.5JJ rims
30:00 <abortion> 14in
30:00 <DuHastMich> And you slip on those?
30:00 <Skirmish> If you want your tyres to last Sharni, run them at 40PSI. 
30:00 <abortion> well yes, random brand tyres
30:00 <DuHastMich> Must be shit tyres lol
30:00 <abortion> on the corolla
30:00 <abortion> they are
31:00 <abortion> which is why I'm trying to pick based on performance
31:00 <Skirmish> White lines on the road are pretty slippery. My OEM lancer tyres skip on them. 
31:00 <Sharni> Yea that's what I have them at
31:00 <abortion> lol
31:20 <Skirmish> No I haven't looked at that yet.
31:31 <Skirmish> I watched the first Season of Billions.
32:00 <abortion> you know your braking performance will be compromised. Ah but maybe thats because you've got low profile and you can't risk the sidewalls compressing too much
32:00 <abortion> let me guess, 215/30/R20
32:23 <Sharni> Aww yeah
32:51 <Skirmish> What is news Sharni? Still poisoning yourself with V?
33:12 <Sharni> I haven't had one today
33:30 <Skirmish> Good.
33:52 <Sharni> I'm a good girl
34:00 <abortion> hmm, possibly wider, but not by much
34:00 <abortion> be suprised if its 235 or more wide
34:00 <DuHastMich> Can't go too wide or it'll rub
34:00 <abortion> a bigger deal on the front
34:06 <Skirmish> Do you wear short shorts?
34:09 <Sharni> It's fucking cold tonight
34:19 <ori> i got ASH vs EVIL DEAD in my list tee heee
34:19 <Sharni> Yea I'm wearing short shorts now
34:34 <Skirmish> We had it come over like it was going to storm and I was excited cause it's been so humid. It didn't rain one single fucking drop.
34:41 <Skirmish> Still humid as fuck outside.
34:52 <Skirmish> How short are your short shorts sharni?
35:00 <abortion> probably why the previous owner put such fat ones on the back
35:00 <abortion> (of mine)
35:00 <Skirmish> For the average driver that's not trying to be a F1 driver in their standard sedan running tyres of 40PSI won't cause any issues. 
35:00 <abortion> not if they're not getting into emergencies
35:22 <Sharni> My ass cheeks hang out
35:35 <Skirmish> That could be good and bad.
35:38 <Skirmish> Pic.
35:41 <Sharni> No
35:44 <Skirmish> Let me judge your ass.
35:55 <^pHANTOM^> lol
36:00 <Skirmish> I find it difficult to believe that a few PSI would make a substantial difference to braking.
36:00 <abortion> yeah now that I think about it, 40psi makes sense for very low profile, mine already run at 36 and they both have 40 profile (yes that does mean the overall rolling diameter is different
36:00 <DuHastMich> It'd really depend on the tyre
36:12 <ori> i suckeld sharn nippelz
36:12 <ori> b4
36:32 <Skirmish> Sharni has more class than that.
37:04 <President_Trump> <Sharni> vote 1 trump or GTFO
37:07 <Sharni> Sorry
37:08 <Skirmish> Sharni don't let no broke ass niggaz on her titteyz.
37:25 <Sharni> I don't let anyone
37:38 <Skirmish> Well that is a shame if you're a loving and attractive woman.
37:43 <Skirmish> If you're a pig. Good.
38:00 <Skirmish> ^
38:00 <DuHastMich> Some can take 40 without compromising the overall hold on the road
38:00 <DuHastMich> Some just.. bubble out.. for lack of better wording
38:00 <Skirmish> We run 40PSI in Yoko Geolanders on the wifes XV when we got it new and they lasted 108,000km before they hit wear indicators. 
38:05 <abortion> wow
38:07 <LongJohn> haha
38:20 <Sharni> Lil
38:22 <Sharni> Lol
38:23 <Skirmish> Just saying how it is guys. Don't be hating the truth.
38:36 <Skirmish> I feel like calling someone tonight. Give me Jerome's number.
38:36 <Sharni> Work work work work work
38:44 <Sharni> Lololol
38:46 <abortion> She is allowed to have high stanards
38:51 <Sharni> Yep
39:00 <abortion> thicker tyres mabye, because the relative air displacement of them would be lower, and so more of the rubber could meet the road
39:00 <DuHastMich> I put 38 in the Celica
39:00 <Sharni> Mine are low profile
39:00 <DuHastMich> Its on low profile tyres
39:00 <Sharni> I'm sahhh cool
39:01 <Skirmish> I've had enough of work. I finish at 6am in the morning and I be having until at least Wednesday off.
39:11 <abortion> With what you say, its arguably more important. quality of offspring is influenced by both parents
39:16 <Sharni> I have high standards due to having kids
39:25 <Sharni> I don't need more drama
39:25 <Skirmish> abortion: Calm down white knight. I never said she wasn't allowed to have high standards.
39:47 <abortion> dismissive comments. This will be the end of me! Oh save me
39:49 <Skirmish> That is admirable Sharni. I waited to get married until I was 37 to find someone that suited me and my son.
39:56 <Skirmish> They had to earn their right to join our family.
40:00 <Skirmish> I've forever run 40PSI in every car I have had. Just coming up on 30,000km in the GSR and they still look new. 
40:00 <abortion> thinner tyres would displace more percentage of air in the tyre, resisting more rubber to the road (but at the same time, the sidewalls would also be more prone to excessive flex)
40:00 <abortion> *resisting letting more rubber hit the road
40:14 <Sharni> That's good
40:19 <Sharni> Kids come first
40:41 <Skirmish> Dumped more than 1 female for not treating my son with respect. 'But he's just a kid!'
41:00 <Sharni> aww yeh
41:00 <DuHastMich> I wouldn't pay $120 for 20s either
41:22 <Sharni> Yea not worth it
41:28 <Skirmish> Makes me smile to see how he and my wife get along. The day we got married he gave her a hug and said 'Now you married dad I can call you Mumma K'. Made her cry errytime.
41:39 <Sharni> Aww
41:53 <Sharni> I wouldn't like my sons calling my ex's gf mum
42:00 <DuHastMich> That's way too suss 
42:00 <DuHastMich> Have to be re-treads 
42:00 <Skirmish> No they would be new chinese tyres. They are cheap as chips. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Also reports of them just breaking apart without warning too. 
42:00 <abortion> hah, I finally noticed the other day that my corolla has one retread. Explains why it has so much rolling noise
42:08 <Monsoon> <@Skirmish> Dumped more than 1 female for not treating my son with respect. 'But he's just a kid!' - respect
42:14 <Skirmish> If I could remember my password to my photobucket i would show you a pic of him in the suit for the wedding. He was my best man.
42:23 <Sharni> Would kill me. Like I put all the effort into raising them and they called her that
42:33 <Sharni> Aww that's so cute
43:00 <abortion> good things its on the rear, so on a FWD car it doesn't do heaps
43:00 <DuHastMich> Some chinese tyres aren't bad
43:00 <Sharni> Aww yeah
43:00 <abortion> I'd be quite worried if it was a front tyre
43:00 <DuHastMich> My old boss put chinese tyres on the taxis 
43:00 <Sharni> I'll go get good brand ones ok
43:00 <DuHastMich>  $50 for a 16"
43:00 <Skirmish> I survived on second hand tyres and retreads as a young university stupid petrol head. 
43:00 <abortion> Good brand ones will probably last longer too
43:09 <abortion> Your best man is supposed to be your strongman, to stop insane people trying to ruin things
43:13 <abortion> envious men
43:30 <Sharni> Lol
43:30 <abortion> or so the tradition goes I hear
43:54 <Sharni> Kids are strong
44:00 <DuHastMich> Lasted alright and gripped pretty well
44:00 <Skirmish> Anywhere between $40 and $80 a pop. 
44:00 <abortion> cheap ones can wear down in 10,000km or less
44:00 <abortion> proper brand ones will probably more than double the lifetime for double the price
44:00 <abortion> so you win overall
44:00 <DuHastMich> Cheap for a reason ;)
44:00 <abortion> as well as handle better etc
44:01 <Skirmish> It was hard for my sons mother to accept that he had a great relationship with my wife. She had to look at it from the perspective though that there was someone else in his life that would treat him as well as she does.
44:05 <Sharni> Who would want to see a little boy cry
44:24 <abortion> willing perhaps. My niece of 3 years old was trying to wrestle me to the ground
44:27 <abortion> really amusing
44:33 <abortion> 'course I let her
44:37 <abortion> until I didn't
44:47 <Sharni> My ex's gf sings them nursery rhymes I don't like it... It's my thing :'(
44:48 <Skirmish> abortion: Nobody messes with me. I am too big.
44:55 <Sharni> Legit crying
45:00 <Sharni> Brb later
45:00 <abortion> (racing tyres not included)
45:00 <abortion> street semi slicks will not last more than 5,000km
45:10 <abortion> I like singing
45:12 <ori> big as in
45:18 <ori> muscley or fat
45:32 <ori> muscley and fat people are slow when it comes to fighting
45:44 <Skirmish> I have a nice balance. I am not ripped but I am not the nutty professor.
45:59 <Skirmish> I am currently 6 foot 1 and 105kg.
46:00 <DuHastMich> Not designed to though
46:00 <abortion> yeah
46:00 <abortion> they are designed to melt so they grip the road better
46:00 <DuHastMich> Yup
46:00 <LongJohn> sharni
46:00 <LongJohn> wud
46:21 <Skirmish> I am going to be getting back to the gym when the new one opens and I am hoping to get to 110kg.
46:46 <abortion> I want to go for a drive again
46:55 <abortion> but it being later I wonder if cops are out now
47:00 <Sharni> I want tyres with good grip so I can race people
47:00 <Sharni> I'm in bed baby
47:00 <DuHastMich> In your fulli sik v6?
47:00 <DuHastMich> Hahaha
47:00 <Sharni> Yea bro
47:00 <LongJohn> mmK
47:00 <Skirmish> You have a commodore Sharni. Racing people would not only put yourself in danger, but everyone else around you as wel. 
47:00 <Sharni> I swear I race everyone and I win
47:00 <LongJohn> your v6 will blow DuHastMich's toyota
47:00 <DuHastMich> Go in the shops carparks and rip some single peggers
47:00 <slinky_J> bah stan only has season 1 and 2 of adventure time i cancel stan 
47:00 <Sharni> I only do it at traffic lights lol
47:29 <ori> lol
47:47 <Skirmish> Lol reminds me. My son was asked by his mates what his biggest fear is and he said 'Getting kicked by my dad ... His leg muscles are huge!' We measured my calf muscles. 21inches around.
48:00 <LongJohn> pollock already said he beat him on his pushbike
48:00 <DuHastMich> Steven given it currently hasn't got a gearbox in it yes
48:00 <Sharni> Lololol
48:00 <DuHastMich> Loll
48:00 <DuHastMich> Even walking will beat it atm 
48:23 <Skirmish> Never miss legs day kids.
49:00 <abortion> I have decided, when my boss finally give me a payrise and I pay off my HECS, I'm going to mod my car. Intercooler, Boost controller, new turbo, new ECU
49:00 <abortion> Brakes are already upgraded but I might upgrade them further
49:00 <Sharni> Sorry
49:00 <Skirmish> Give shads a race Sharni. Your V6 versus his V8 VTVXGTS 3.8 6cyl. 
49:00 <DuHastMich> Hahahahaha
49:00 <Sharni> Mod your Toyota
49:00 <abortion> my other toyota
49:00 <abortion> not the rolla
49:00 <Sharni> I'll thrash that
49:00 <abortion> the crown
49:00 <Sharni> Lol don't bother
49:13 <Sharni> Lol
49:27 <Sharni> Make you you squat
49:31 <Sharni> Sure *
49:58 <Sharni> Night
50:00 <LongJohn> lololol
50:00 <LongJohn> crown
50:00 <Sharni> Lololol
50:00 <Skirmish> Crown got a 1J? 
50:00 <abortion> no you won't, factory turbo and famous 1JZ engine which thousands of people have modded vs a naturally aspirated 3.6L V6
50:00 <abortion> you might at the moment
50:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that crown would smoke your commodore without even spooling up. 
50:00 <DuHastMich> Hahaha
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50:04 <Skirmish> Night.
50:17 <Skirmish> She's nice. I hope she finds happiness in her life.
51:00 <Sharni> If you want to pick up chicks you get a V8 black Holden ute every time I drive past one I see if they are hot
51:00 <abortion> the flip side is it is 1.7 tons
51:00 <Skirmish> 1J's are bulletproof and love boost. 
51:00 <Sharni> They are all old :(
51:00 <LongJohn> yeah then in the passenger is this hot blonde slart
51:00 <Sharni> Haha
51:00 <Skirmish> That's where I went wrong when I got my VE ute, I only got an SV6. No wonder I got no slarts. 
51:00 <Sharni> Always the way
51:58 <ori> stupid O.J. Gorilla on tv
52:00 <Sharni> Yep
52:00 <slinky_J> hm
52:00 <LongJohn> i sit on 130km
52:00 <slinky_J> i am wit radio rentals
52:00 <LongJohn> ok the way home
52:00 <Sharni> Sucks to be you
52:00 <slinky_J> wonder if they gots good tvs
52:00 <slinky_J> to rent to buy
52:00 <Sharni> I do like 125
52:00 <Sharni> I'm on my green p's to
52:00 <LongJohn> there is brand new road double lanes
52:00 <Sharni> Yolo
52:00 <Skirmish> That's ok in 2019 when I hand the lancer to my son I will get my next beast. VF Series II SSV Redline Sedan. 
52:00 <LongJohn> cruise home now
52:00 <DuHastMich> Hoon
52:00 <LongJohn> then 2 cunts will stick side by side
52:00 <Skirmish> Not sure on colour yet. 
52:00 <Sharni> Nice
52:00 <Sharni> Black
53:00 <Sharni> Can't go wrong with black
53:00 <Skirmish> No I have had 2 black cars already. Too hard to keep clean. Never again. 
53:00 <DuHastMich> Yer end of year boss offered  to let me salary sacrifice to buy a car
53:00 <DuHastMich> Tossing up between ssv and xr8
53:00 <abortion> couple of issues with my 1J though. Fly by wire, going through an auto box, limited to Jap spec 180km/h
53:01 <ori> mmm put a heap of paprika in my chilli :P
54:00 <Skirmish> Go a series II VF. 6.2L corvette engine with bimodal exhaust. 
54:00 <Skirmish> The XR8 is not an option. 
54:00 <DuHastMich> Hrm
54:00 <DuHastMich> Become a Holden faggot
54:00 <DuHastMich> Lolol
54:00 <LongJohn> i got 5.7
54:00 <LongJohn> looking to upgrade
54:00 <LongJohn> :}
55:00 <Sharni> How tall is very one
55:00 <Sharni> Everyone **
55:00 <Sharni> Random question
55:00 <abortion> 185cm
55:00 <DuHastMich> 185
55:00 <Sharni> I'm 169cm lol
55:13 <Skirmish> I am so glad tonight is the last night. I don't have the energy to do more.
55:41 <abortion> last night of what sorry?
55:48 <Skirmish> Work
55:55 <Skirmish> This is 6th 12 hour shift in a row.
56:00 <abortion> lol that seems to be average these days DuHastMich. All the kids are getting taller
56:00 <DuHastMich> Yup
56:00 <Sharni> Pretty much
56:00 <abortion> I'm actually shorter than my father
56:00 <abortion> kinda bummed about that
56:00 <DuHastMich> My sons only 3 and he's as tall as my belly button already 
56:00 <Sharni> LongJohn I bet your short
56:00 <LongJohn> haha
56:00 <LongJohn> i dont know how tall i am
56:00 <Sharni> My 3 year old is pretty tall too
56:00 <DuHastMich> He's gonna be a giant if he keeps growing like this
56:00 <abortion> Think my father got a better looking face than me too
56:00 <LongJohn> but taller then you
56:00 <LongJohn> :P
56:00 <Sharni> Lol seriously
56:00 <Sharni> Ok
56:00 <Sharni> Hahah
57:00 <Skirmish> Sharni: 181cm or 6 foot 1. 
57:00 <Sharni> Same shit
57:00 <abortion> Skirmish: not quite. 6ft is 183cm
57:00 <DuHastMich> Lol 183cm is 6 ft
57:00 <Sharni> Lololol
57:00 <DuHastMich> You're 5 foot 11
57:00 <Sharni> I'm 5 foot 6
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58:00 <Skirmish> Last medical said I was 6 foot 1 and 181cm. Doctor is a dumbass I suppose. 
58:00 <DuHastMich> I'm taller than both my parents lol
58:00 <Skirmish> Probably screwed up the cm. 
58:00 <DuHastMich> Yeah
58:00 <abortion> must have used 2.5 rather than 2.54cm/in
58:00 <Skirmish> My son is 5 foot 11 and I still have it over him for now. He will hit his 16yo growth spurt though and go higher. 
58:00 <Sharni> My dad is like 183cms or something
58:00 <Sharni> I'm taller than my mum
58:24 <Skirmish> Evening screws. Welcome.
58:39 <screws> oh god
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59:09 <abortion> curious
59:12 <Skirmish> I wish he actually was funny.
59:22 <Skirmish> He wouldn't be such a weird cunt then.
00:00 <LongJohn> http://prntscr.com/agd383
00:00 <DuHastMich> There ya go lol
00:25 <President_Trump> lol
00:56 <Skirmish> He got the ban in melbourne lifted so he probably won't bother with here now.
01:00 <Sharni> I'm 6.3 inches
01:00 <DuHastMich> Wtf
01:00 <LongJohn> deep
01:00 <DuHastMich> Ahhh
01:00 <LongJohn> haha
01:00 <Skirmish> 6.3 inch clit!
01:00 <Sharni> Haha
01:00 <Sharni> Yep
01:00 <Sharni> Hawt
01:00 <LongJohn> chicken tounge
02:00 <Sharni> Eww
02:00 <DuHastMich> Hahaha
02:00 <Skirmish> Sharni's clit is bigger than slinky_J's dick. 
02:00 <Sharni> Hawt
02:00 <DuHastMich> Anyway it's been fun but this zombie is outta here 
02:00 <DuHastMich> Peace
03:00 <Sharni> Bye
03:00 <Sharni> Biatch
03:00 <Skirmish> 7 hours and 1 shift left. 
03:00 <Skirmish> I going to relax the shit out of this weekend. 
04:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J: Watch the series POWER on Stan. You will love it. 
04:56 <Skirmish> Lol ban is back in place. He will be here soon.
05:00 <Skirmish> You will think you're the character Ghost out of it. 
05:16 <ori> lol melb
06:00 <Sharni> Are you at work Skirmish
07:00 <Skirmish> Yes. 
07:00 <LongJohn> keke
07:00 <Skirmish> 6 night shift streak that ends at about 6am Saturday morning. 
07:00 <Sharni> Lol bludger
07:00 <Skirmish> Although because of retards I was here at 8am still this morning. Won't be doing that again though. 
08:00 <Sharni> Lol
08:00 <Sharni> 10-6am
08:00 <LongJohn> haha
08:00 <Skirmish> 6pm to 6am.
09:00 <Sharni> Eww
10:00 <Sharni> I use to work 7:30-6:45 when I was a dental assistant I couldn't handle that yuck
11:00 <President_Trump> weak cunt
12:00 <Sharni> I woke up at 5 am to catch a train ok and wouldn't get home till 8 so shush
12:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
13:00 <President_Trump> dental assistant to problem gambler
14:00 <Sharni> Shush
14:00 <Sharni> Im not a gambler
14:08 <LongJohn> loooool
15:00 <Sharni> Night faggets
15:00 <Sharni> MMMMMMWWWWAAAAAAAHHHSSSS XOXOXOXOXO
17:00 <slinky_J> House of Flies
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29:00 <slinky_J> hmm found a cool tv
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41:00 <Skirmish> Why do you keep trying to log into melbourne screws?
42:00 <screws> why not?
42:00 <screws> theres nothing stopping me
42:00 <anotherirc3r> wb
42:00 <Skirmish> You know they are never going to remove that ban so it seems like a pointless exercise. 
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43:00 <screws> anotherirc3r: thank you
43:00 <screws> they might
43:00 <screws> one day
43:00 <screws> i didnt think they'd remove the last ban either and (eventually) they did
43:00 <anotherirc3r> you're welcome
43:00 <LongJohn> night guyz
43:00 <Skirmish> That's a forever ban. You can be confident it will never be removed whilst Serenity admins the channel. 
44:00 <Skirmish> Night. 
44:00 <LongJohn> before i go... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMlcn-_jpWY
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Selena Gomez - Hands To Myself (Jan 20, 2016) Length: 3:48 - Category: Music - 77,818,429 views - 1,020,540 likes (94.5%), 59,743 dislikes (5.5%)
44:00 <screws> take care
44:00 <screws> i think serenity and i just need to have a talk
44:00 <anotherirc3r> night stevie
44:04 <LongJohn> everyone must be out
44:51 <Emma> cool
46:11 <ori> no
46:14 <Skirmish> It is quiet tonight.
46:17 <ori> ori dance in the moonlight
47:31 <Emma> gay
49:00 <President_Trump> hi screws
50:00 <President_Trump> screws where did the doctor touch you?
50:00 <Skirmish> Show us on a teddy bear. 
51:00 <anotherirc3r> charming
52:00 <screws> !seen steven_ 
52:00 <screws> where is this cat
52:00 <anotherirc3r> screws: LongJohn
52:50 <ori> ur not very romantic emma
53:00 <screws> LongJohn = steve ?
53:00 <anotherirc3r> yes
53:00 <President_Trump> he uses that name so you dont bother him screws
53:07 <ori> lets go for a night walk under the stars and hold hands
53:39 Part: Emma ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
53:59 Join: Emma ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
54:00 <screws> LongJohn: sup
54:14 <Emma> where are you?
54:34 <Emma> I'm waiting
55:00 <President_Trump>  <screws> i think serenity and i just need to have a talk
55:00 <President_Trump> how come?
55:19 <Emma> as long as you wear those baggy sweat pants
55:29 <Emma> boots with the fur
55:39 <Emma> I'll hold your hand
56:00 <Skirmish> You do realise Steven makes fun of you and laughs at you screws? 
56:00 <Skirmish> I really hope you don't truly believe you are going to be looked after by him. 
56:49 <Emma> haha mei just sent me a pm with an ip
56:59 <Emma> maybe it was mine
57:00 <Skirmish> Trump: Cause he is perm banned from #melbourne 
57:00 <screws> when did i say that i wanted to  be looked after by him
57:00 <shadsam> TELSTRA HAS A GLOBAL OUTAGE
57:00 <screws> that would imply also that you are harrassing me
57:00 <screws> by definition
57:00 <shadsam> fuck off screws
57:00 <screws> um. okay?
57:01 <LongJohn> what was it
57:07 <Emma> oh no it's going to come find me
57:12 <LongJohn> 121.215.0.158
57:27 <Emma> 226 19
57:36 <LongJohn> nup
57:48 <LongJohn> how does it even know ur online
57:53 <Emma> dcc chat
57:55 <LongJohn> must have u on notify
57:58 <LongJohn> ahaahahahahaha
58:00 <screws> where did that come from shads
58:00 <shadsam> u told me to fuck off for no reason
58:00 <screws> when?!
58:00 <shadsam> i respected you'
58:00 <screws> Skirmish: have you been pretending to be me again
58:00 <shadsam> other day in here
58:00 <Skirmish> YOU have said that Steven was going to look after you screws. 
58:03 <Skirmish> How do you put a line down the centre of a word document to distinguish two halves of the page
58:23 <Emma> 106.69.226.19
58:38 <LongJohn> thats mei's ip address
58:43 <Emma> I'm just awesome and it knows it
58:53 <Emma> why is it pming me?
59:00 <screws> mmm no
59:00 <screws> i have not
59:00 <shadsam> telstra got hacked
59:00 <Skirmish> I have never pretended to be you. I am not unbalanced enough to get away with it. 
59:00 <screws> mm ok.
59:00 <President_Trump> <@Skirmish> Trump: Cause he is perm banned from #melbourne 
59:00 <President_Trump> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
59:00 <screws> nobody is as unbalanced as me to be quite frank
59:00 <screws> you can topic that too trump
59:00 <Skirmish> Exactly. You're 7 shades of all fucked up. 
59:00 <screws> im not perma banned
59:03 <LongJohn> its trying to start a chat
59:09 <LongJohn> but its via ip
59:13 <LongJohn> direct connection
59:14 <Emma> cool
59:17 <LongJohn> gay shit
59:20 <LongJohn> tranny shit
59:20 <Emma> i don't know how to do that
59:25 <Emma> I'm not a fucked up nerd cunt
59:32 <President_Trump> columns
59:42 <Emma> I'm just a fucked up bitch cunt
59:56 <President_Trump> indeed
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