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00:09 <slinky_J> goin on about dudes rootin chicks like ur sixteen
00:10 <slinky_J> lol
00:17 <slinky_J> gives a fuck
00:17 <President_Trump> where's screws?
00:19 <Sharni> Lol
00:22 <breaker> Skirmish, Think what you like.. you got no idea.
00:23 * President_Trump slaps screws around a bit with a large trout
00:36 <slinky_J> who brags about gettin laid these days
00:37 <Skirmish> A few kind words and a smile and Jen would meet/root/blow/get with any guy here that hasn't previously been nasty to her and even then ... She would consider it.
00:46 <slinky_J> or puttin ppl down for not gettin laid enough
00:46 <Sharni> And that's when I get the red ring of death lmao
00:58 <Skirmish> Hooking up with tisk .... Very charitable.
01:02 <Sharni> It's alive all g
01:03 <pea> lol
01:11 <anotherirc3r> it's cute that you think you have a clue Skirmish
01:12 <slinky_J> this is some childish shit
01:13 <pea> my gfs on the ice she wouldnt even touch tisk LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01:18 <slinky_J> highschool shit
01:25 <slinky_J> lol
01:28 <pea> may aswell go to the city and fuck a bum in hyde park
02:15 <slinky_J> pea if i were famous, every time i broke up with a chick n the media asked id say it was all coz of her asshole
02:21 <slinky_J> lookin for teh perfect one
02:25 <Skirmish> I used to chat to Darren pre Jen and I hope he can distance himself from her and the other peons she has orbiting her right now. He seemed a reasonable guy.
02:29 <Sharni> Lol www
02:30 <Sharni> Eww
02:33 <LongJohn> breaker in fact.. you got no idea
02:34 <LongJohn> haha
02:38 <anotherirc3r> reasonable?
02:39 <anotherirc3r> oh, wow..
02:41 Mode: (by LongJohn) +b *!*@4a99e9ed.org
02:43 <anotherirc3r> that's hilarious
02:45 Kick: breaker was kicked by LongJohn (LongJohn)
02:51 <Sharni> Lmao
03:03 Mode: (by LongJohn) +b *!nerdhacks@*
03:06 <Sharni> Invite me ya slart
03:13 <Skirmish> How isn't he reasonable Jen?
03:17 <anotherirc3r> obviously you didn't know him very well
03:31 <Skirmish> You fucked him. You must have thought he was reasonable.
03:44 <anotherirc3r> you're right.. i did think he was reasonable
03:47 <Sharni> Don't need to know someone to fuck them
03:49 <anotherirc3r> past-tense of the word
03:51 <anotherirc3r> you know?
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03:58 <Marttinn> CHEONG PARK VIDEO http://xhamster.com/movies/5765148/fucking_in_the_state_park.html
04:00 <LongJohn> gamble
04:08 <Sharni> !gamble
04:08 <Herb_Dean> Jackpot: 247   BELL   STRAWBERRY   BLUEBERRY  ::: Sharni Lost
04:13 <Skirmish> Sharni: you generally have a basic assumption of what a person is like before you swap body fluids.
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04:38 <Skirmish> What did he do that made him unreasonable?
04:39 <slinky_J> i broke pea!
04:42 <slinky_J> :/
05:17 Quit: carlOz\Japan ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
06:01 <pea> jen fucked him numerous times
07:44 <Skirmish> Still waiting to find out what made him become unreasonable. Probably finding out the chick he was banging was chatting up other guys at the same time.
08:20 <Skirmish> ... Or do you deny doing that too Jen?
08:55 <anotherirc3r> good assumption there. you're so predictable it's boring
09:29 <pea> why dont u just set the story straight jen
09:31 <pea> once and for all
09:34 <Sharni> Lol Skirmish.. Why not
09:35 <Skirmish> I asked a question. Nice avoiding answering it.
10:03 <Skirmish> Shari: wot?
10:06 <pea> thats how she behaves
10:11 <pea> as does pollock and darren
10:15 <anotherirc3r> what's the point? you'll believe what you believe regardless of what i say
10:22 <anotherirc3r> so i do not see the point
10:49 <Skirmish> That Jen translates into 'I don't want to be caught in another lie so I am going to avoid your question.'\
10:58 <Skirmish> I don't mind.
11:00 <pea> true
11:29 <Skirmish> If I have the story wrong, set me straight. If you are telling the truth you shouldn't have to worry about anything.
11:34 <anotherirc3r> nope. i haven't lied either
11:44 <Skirmish> Yeah sorry but I don't believe that at all.
11:48 <anotherirc3r> oh, well
12:08 <Skirmish> You are very flexible with the truth and are very good at playing the victim card.
12:09 <LongJohn> breaker is raging
12:19 <anotherirc3r> uh huh
12:39 <Skirmish> So I ask again. What happened to make Darren so unreasonable?
13:15 <anotherirc3r> i reiterate: you'll believe what you believe regardless of what i say
13:38 <LongJohn> anotherirc3r, didnt pollock do the same thing when u told him you didnt wanna see him
13:39 <LongJohn> ?
13:42 <Skirmish> So you avoid the question again because you don't want to be caught either telling a lie, or exposing a previous lie you have told.
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14:01 <anotherirc3r> do what LongJohn?
14:03 <pea> indeed Skirmish
14:04 <Sharni> LongJohn... Still playing ?
14:05 <slinky_J> WHAT THE FUCK
14:07 <pea> she is getting 0wned
14:13 <LongJohn> nuh im going to bed man
14:14 <slinky_J> is dat chick from divergent wearing on fallon
14:23 <slinky_J> makes me feel like a rapist lookin at her
14:23 <Sharni> Ok
14:27 <LongJohn> become unreasonable
14:31 <LongJohn> became
14:35 <Sharni> Slart
14:42 <slinky_J> the hit tv series Unreasonable starring darren
14:42 <LongJohn> tommorow sharni
14:47 <Sharni> Yea
14:49 <LongJohn> i will let you hear my voice again
14:53 <LongJohn> i hope you can wait
14:55 <Sharni> It's a date babez
15:06 <LongJohn> or should i send u a voice msg~?
15:14 <anotherirc3r> LongJohn: if you mean spread my address and called me a slut, then yes
15:19 <Sharni> Surprise me
15:21 <slinky_J> man the dumb convos they have on these shows
15:26 <slinky_J> y dont they listen to my threats
15:34 <LongJohn> hahaha
15:40 <LongJohn> i'll leave u hanging
16:03 <Sharni> You always leave me hanging
16:06 <Sharni> So mean
16:25 <slinky_J> nuts r a hangin
16:28 <slinky_J> suck em
16:52 <pea> <@anotherirc3r> LongJohn: if you mean spread my address and called me a slut, then yes < who did that?
17:04 <Skirmish> anotherirc3r: Why do you think Pollock and Darren got so upset when you told them you didn't want to see them? Is it because they were lead to believe otherwise up until that point?
17:50 <Skirmish> Taking someone on a trip to the snow sounds like something you would do for someone you thought you were seeing in a relationship.
17:58 <anotherirc3r> oh, my god
18:01 <anotherirc3r> you are an idiot
18:02 <Skirmish> 10/10 if it was just for a bit of a root.
18:06 <anotherirc3r> do you actually believe that?
18:11 <anotherirc3r> wow..
18:26 <Skirmish> You avoid questions Jen so why should I believe otherwise?
18:52 <Skirmish> So the snow trip never happened?
18:55 <pea> jen you did go to the snow everyone knows it
18:58 <pea> everyone
19:01 <anotherirc3r> wow.. you're good Skirmish
19:07 <anotherirc3r> i've never been to the snow
19:20 <Skirmish> Ok. Back to my original question then. Why do you think they got so upset when you said you didn't want to see them anymore?
19:27 <slinky_J> u cunts goin on about snow
19:29 <anotherirc3r> did you ever think that i don't want IRC knowing more about my life? that maybe that's why i won't answer your question?
19:34 <slinky_J> u dissin my homey
19:38 <slinky_J> INFORMERS!
20:00 <Skirmish> Bit late for that Jen.
20:01 <slinky_J> fk pea i really wana movie it n have some brews but im in a CBF mood
20:28 <anotherirc3r> emphasis on 'more' Skirmish
20:30 <pea> dont do it then
20:32 <pea> just chill
20:33 <pea> but if i was u
20:34 <Skirmish> Also, explaining why you believe they got so upset isn't really talking about your life, just your opinion.
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20:36 <pea> and u feel abit chill
20:38 <pea> watch the docu
20:42 <pea> thats good easy watching
20:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h shadsam
21:09 <shadsam> lolllllllllllll
21:35 <anotherirc3r> well, actually it is. i'd be telling you more of the story
21:40 <anotherirc3r> which i will not do
21:44 <Skirmish> Here he is. Your resident junkie DJ that drive a 5 litre VXVTGTS with a 3.8L 6cyl in it.
21:51 <anotherirc3r> hi shadsy
22:13 <slinky_J> pea let's travel back in time n go see American Pie n root some year twelve school girls ;)
22:21 <pea> hahahahaha
22:23 <pea> american pie
22:23 <slinky_J> they love dick
22:25 <slinky_J> hahaha
22:26 <pea> long time ago
22:31 <pea> ive only seen 1 and 2
22:32 <Skirmish> ANALogue Church in da house!
22:33 <pea> none of the others
22:36 <slinky_J> nshit
22:40 <slinky_J> only good ones
23:03 <slinky_J> i might watch some scream 2 or that doco doco
23:13 <pea> watch it
23:15 <pea> watch the doco
23:34 <Skirmish> anotherirc3r: I will ask Darren why he got so cut up then. As I said, I found him to be a fairly reasonable guy. I find it unusual that he would react like that.
23:45 <anotherirc3r> fine. you do that
23:48 <anotherirc3r> i do not care
24:14 <pea> what did darren do?
24:18 <slinky_J> what he react to
24:19 <slinky_J> lol
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24:22 <Skirmish> Your avoidance of every question I have asked tonight is telling though. It appears you have weaved yourself a web of lies and now you have to be very careful not to get stuck in them.
24:24 <slinky_J> this convo gone all night
24:26 <slinky_J> is good
24:37 <slinky_J> we just need that old bald fuck from melb chan in here
24:45 <slinky_J> i forget his nick
24:47 <pea> indeed Skirmish
24:50 <anotherirc3r> is that how it looks Skirmish?
24:52 <pea> you are 100% spot on with that
24:53 <anotherirc3r> i really don't care
25:00 <pea> everyone would agree with you too
25:07 <pea> the only one who might not is pollock
25:13 <pea> as he's trying for a second chance
25:31 <Skirmish> Of course you don't care. I wouldn't expect you too Jen. This whole story demonstrates a lack of feeling from you.
25:58 <Skirmish> I hope it was worth it.
26:28 <LongJohn> if people stay long enough the blindfold gets removed
26:36 <President_Trump> is it true pollock is sleeping with darren's mum?
26:39 <Sharni> Lol
26:54 <Skirmish> It's bizarre that she keeps coming back though. No normal person enjoys this kind of negative attention.
27:15 <pea> indeed
27:19 <pea> thats what i cannot understand
27:22 <LongJohn> loves it
27:24 <slinky_J> why should they come back and not her?
27:28 <pea> i have never seen a situation in my life like it
27:28 <Sharni> I love it
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27:37 <LongJohn> treat them mean
27:41 <LongJohn> keep them keen
27:48 <slinky_J> treat them like men
27:52 <slinky_J> make them suck u off
27:53 <Sharni> That shit don't work
27:54 <slinky_J> ;P
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28:07 <Sharni> Slinky that was fucking gay
28:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
28:28 <slinky_J> wat
28:29 <Skirmish> This internet is lucky that it's cheap otherwise I would so cancel it.
28:42 <anotherirc3r> oh, i have feeling. anger is a feeling
28:48 <slinky_J> put a dick on it
28:55 <LongJohn> breaker will calm you down
29:00 <LongJohn> with 1000 sms's
29:14 <Sharni> I feel like mnm'S
29:21 <LongJohn> ring you reverse charges
29:23 <Sharni> Idk but sms reminded me of it
29:55 <pea> yeh
29:58 <pea> peanut mnms
29:59 <Sharni> Yeh
30:05 <Sharni> I like the crispy ones
30:09 <pea> yeh they good too
30:12 <Sharni> Or mini ones
30:16 <pea> yeh
30:18 <slinky_J> mirror mirror on the wall tell slinky 2 stop touchin his balls
30:19 <slinky_J> gruss
30:21 <LongJohn> im going to bed
30:22 <pea> i feel like eating some smarties off jens pussy
30:25 <Sharni> Idk but mini ones taste better than the big ones ;)
30:26 <slinky_J> nite sexii
30:27 <LongJohn> bai
30:30 <slinky_J> BI
30:30 <Sharni> Night slart
30:37 <Sharni> I'll be there soon
30:38 <anotherirc3r> that's nice. something else that will never happen
30:44 <Sharni> Lols
30:46 <Sharni> Anyways
31:15 <Sharni> That something only me and Jen to pea it's out thing
31:24 <pea> nope
31:25 <Sharni> Do **
31:30 <Sharni> Our **
31:33 <pea> its our thing
31:35 <pea> fuck off she's mine
31:35 <Sharni> wow
31:39 <Sharni> No she's mine
31:44 <pea> nope
31:46 <Sharni> She will chose me anyway
31:48 <pea> not happening
31:49 <pea> wrong
31:53 <pea> she said she's not bi
31:55 <slinky_J> y do chicks get old
31:57 <slinky_J> suh sad
32:00 <pea> i had to tell her what squirting was
32:03 <Sharni> anotherirc3r me or pea ?
32:04 <slinky_J> 1 day amelia will b old
32:05 <pea> and dp
32:08 <slinky_J> :~
32:08 <pea> she didnt know
32:09 <pea> she's mine
32:14 <Sharni> What's dp?
32:16 <pea> jens 5 years older than me too
32:16 <anotherirc3r> you Sharni. my wifey
32:20 <pea> double penetration
32:22 <Sharni> See :D
32:26 <pea> cock in pussy cock in ass
32:26 <Sharni> Ahh hawt
32:27 <President_Trump>  gamble
32:29 <Sharni> Yep
32:32 <anotherirc3r> how old are you Jerome?
32:35 <President_Trump> where the fucks herb
32:35 <pea> im 28
32:48 <slinky_J> gamble
32:49 <anotherirc3r> i'm not 33
32:51 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
32:55 <slinky_J> im 33
32:56 <pea> no ur like 35
33:00 <President_Trump> anotherirc3r is 32 and 364 days
33:02 <pea> u told me
33:02 <anotherirc3r> um, no
33:03 <slinky_J> i piss on ur car
33:05 <Sharni> My inner slut wants to have a threesome with two guys
33:11 <anotherirc3r> i'm not 35
33:16 <Sharni> But I don't do anal so it doesn't work
33:22 <anotherirc3r> i'm not even 32
33:23 <anotherirc3r> geez
33:24 <slinky_J> suck one off
33:27 <slinky_J> while other fucks u
33:29 <slinky_J> jeez
33:36 <slinky_J> harder 3
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33:41 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
33:42 <slinky_J> for 1 guy do 2 girls
33:50 <slinky_J> kill one eat her body
33:50 <pea> Sharni i can arrange
33:58 <pea> u dont have to have anal if u do 3sum
34:02 <Sharni> Nah I'm good
34:05 <pea> can just take turns
34:06 <pea> pussy
34:11 <pea> or suck a cock and be fucked same time
34:13 <pea> etc etc
34:17 <Sharni> Yeah
34:21 <Sharni> Duhh
34:23 <pea> anytime u keen Sharni let me know
34:25 <slinky_J> get poled
34:25 <Sharni> I don't want to
34:26 <pea> ill arange it
34:31 <Sharni> All goods
34:32 <slinky_J> by 2 diks
34:34 <pea> got pleanty of good looking guys
34:37 <pea> out ur way too
34:43 <Sharni> Neh
35:13 <pea> who was stalking you here jen?
35:16 <pea> dave or darren?
35:28 <Sharni> It was me
35:44 <Sharni> Omg my back hurt cracked like 5 times
35:48 <Sharni> Better than sex
36:28 <LongJohn> pollock is the stalker
36:37 <Sharni> Go to bed
36:44 <LongJohn> just finished smoke
36:45 <LongJohn> haahahaa
36:48 <Sharni> I'll punish you
36:49 <Skirmish> I think it's the perfect time of the night to visit the vending machine and get the last bag of BBQ chips.
36:53 <Sharni> Get to bed now !
37:20 <Sharni> Yuck bbq chips
37:23 <Sharni> And chicken yuck
37:40 <Skirmish> We would have been soul mates Sharni. I hate sharing.
37:48 <Sharni> Actually I'm not a fan of chips at all
37:57 <Sharni> I hate dry things
38:00 <Sharni> Need to be moist
38:06 <Sharni> Haha
38:08 <Skirmish> I have to be in the right mood for them. 4 nights shifts has got me into that mood.
38:14 <Sharni> Lol
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38:40 <Sharni> Hello
38:43 <President_Trump> lollllllllll @ GregoryCharles
39:12 <Skirmish> Is that someone special?
40:45 <pea> GregoryCharles may or may not be pollock snr
40:50 <Sharni> Lol
41:06 <Skirmish> Daddy Pollock.
41:10 <pea> Sharni you dont like chips at all?
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41:23 <Sharni> Nah
41:41 <pea> damn
41:42 <pea> what about hot chips?
41:47 <Sharni> Like I might have a chip or two like at parties
41:56 <Sharni> Hot chips are goodn
42:02 <Sharni> Good **
42:13 <Sharni> Shame they aren't good for you :(
42:24 <pea> true
42:27 <pea> wedges?
45:30 <Sharni> Nah
45:35 <pea> wtf
45:39 <Sharni> Idk they are just sickening
45:40 <pea> no wedges no sour cream and sweet chili?
45:43 <Sharni> It's weird lol
45:46 <pea> wtf
45:51 <pea> hot bandito wedges man
45:53 <Sharni> Yea I have like 3 and I can't eat anymore
46:37 <slinky_J> hot chips
46:42 <slinky_J> cheese, chips and gravy
46:52 <slinky_J> om nom nom
47:11 <slinky_J> ima crack a beer n cig
47:18 <slinky_J> n listen to a song
47:26 <anotherirc3r> you still on a diet Josh?
47:28 <anotherirc3r> behaving?
48:04 <President_Trump> no he's gutsing on la ice
48:18 <President_Trump> and watching trump videos
48:32 <slinky_J> well i am but im cheatn on it for a week lol
48:36 <pea> yeh beer and cig would be good
48:40 <pea> not till weekend man
48:41 <pea> lol
48:44 <slinky_J> haha
48:49 <pea> u should watch that docu for sure
48:51 <pea> 100%
48:53 <slinky_J> :P
49:26 <slinky_J> so chillaxed
50:10 <slinky_J> oh shit
50:14 <slinky_J> my headfones r dead
50:17 <slinky_J> cant do shit
50:52 <Sharni> Lol
50:54 <Sharni> Night guys
51:02 <slinky_J> nite
51:07 <slinky_J> grab tha cooch
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51:26 <President_Trump> slinky_J you gotta get out and VOTE
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58:11 <slinky_J> lol
58:17 <slinky_J> i would vote for him if i could
58:36 <President_Trump> you hate him though
58:53 <slinky_J> Donald Trump no.1 Dictator
58:55 <slinky_J> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
59:01 <slinky_J> I don't hate anyone in this world :P
59:03 <slinky_J> srsly
59:11 <President_Trump> <@slinky_J> o shut up silly woman said the reptile with a grin you knew damn well i was a snake before you took me in
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59:36 <slinky_J> lmao
59:55 <slinky_J> that spooked the cunts on The Project
59:57 <Skirmish> pea: what did you pm me? Logging back in deleted it.
00:20 <President_Trump> really?
00:24 <President_Trump> project are major losers
00:27 <President_Trump> all tree huggers
00:32 <pea> project are all lefty faggots
00:38 <President_Trump> they all try to out tree hug each other
00:41 <pea> waleed aly
00:43 <pea> piece of shit
00:46 <slinky_J> haha they do
00:56 <pea> that guy hates whites
00:58 <President_Trump> 'we need to fight isis on twitter'
01:04 <slinky_J> whitey got weak knee syndrome
01:07 <slinky_J> lol
01:12 <pea> he is part of isis
01:19 <slinky_J> this generation of white people are weak
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01:29 <slinky_J> they cop everyone's shit and just take it
01:48 <slinky_J> look at that gang fight in melb
01:51 <slinky_J> was it melb?
01:58 <Bonny> yes it was melb
02:02 <slinky_J> they're too scared to talk about it till it blows up in their faces
02:18 <Skirmish> Apex and Islanders something or other.
02:21 <slinky_J> they tolerate so much
02:24 <President_Trump> they were somalians
02:31 <slinky_J> good thing they take terrorism seriously.
02:40 <slinky_J> I thought they were Sudanese?
02:45 <Skirmish> One of the gangs is Islander something.
02:49 <President_Trump> sorry sudanese
02:53 <Skirmish> They were sand monkeys.
03:00 <slinky_J> yeah Apex
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03:15 <slinky_J> I watched One on One tonight on abc, had a guy from that gang on the show
03:23 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
03:31 <Skirmish> damn app. I wish I hadn't of given my laptop to the in laws.
03:37 <slinky_J> :/
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06:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
06:11 <Skirmish> ..
06:37 <slinky_J> Roxanne = best Steve Martin movie
08:18 <Skirmish> This app is broken nothing I type is showing up on my screen.
08:40 <slinky_J> you're a g-g-ghost!
08:42 <Skirmish> .
09:51 <Skirmish> That monkey that made irc needs to make an app for it.
09:58 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: I miss you already.
10:10 <slinky_J> LOL
10:22 <slinky_J> prob joined ISIS
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18:31 <Skirmish> Got a new app. See how this goes.
18:39 <Skirmish> At least I can see my text now.
19:55 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Connection closed
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23:28 <Skirmish> So what's going on screws?
23:38 <Skirmish> Any luck with the ladies?
25:29 Part: screws ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks (night everyone!)
33:46 <Skirmish> Guess not.
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48:52 <slinky_J> I wonder when the next This Is England series airs
48:53 <slinky_J> hmmm
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54:12 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHP6U5vQ3mU
54:15 <slinky_J> found ep one
54:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Motley Crue - Dr. Feelgood (Aug 19, 2007) Length: 4:51 - Category: Music - 6,887,055 views - 24,549 likes (97.2%), 697 dislikes (2.8%)
54:16 <slinky_J> wooo
54:16 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7tt4ObAMI8
54:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: This Is England '90 episode1（日本語字幕 / English subtitles） (Dec 12, 2015) Length: 45:14 - Category: Film & Animation - 22,871 views - 107 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
55:53 <slinky_J> nate r u comin back in time to teh 80s with me?
56:17 <nate> fuck no :D
56:31 <nate> 80's hair is very un sexy
56:59 <Skirmish> Lol nate. Great topic.
07:08 <slinky_J> lol
07:48 <President_Trump> u mirrin brah?
09:29 * SoupNazi slaps nate around a bit with a large trout
09:30 * SoupNazi slaps nate around a bit with a large trout
09:35 <nate> trump nudes on the way
09:47 <SoupNazi> nate m8
09:48 <President_Trump> excellent send them over
10:43 <nate> how it works u send me the trump nudes and i will look at them ;l
11:35 <nate> SoupNazi u watchin tennis or somethin :L
12:25 <President_Trump> soup djdjd = mentalson
16:58 <slinky_J> i got it goin WAY on
17:05 <slinky_J> i got Daddy's HOME on
32:17 <slinky_J> the paaannnddaaaaa
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46:47 <Skirmish> Well this isn't very entertaining at all.
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59:15 <slinky_J> HOW IT IS SON!
59:17 <slinky_J> ha ha ha
00:18 <President_Trump> https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/videos/vb.153080620724/10156777419665725/?type=2&theater
00:21 <President_Trump> there you go rat fucker loser
01:16 <President_Trump> trump should have linked putin's twitter in that barking video
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13:09 <shadsam> `op
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35:21 <slinky_J> wooo wooo wooo
35:26 <slinky_J> nice night for a walk aye
35:35 <slinky_J> NICE NIGHT FOR A WALK
35:42 <slinky_J> nothing clean wash day tomorrow
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50:30 <slinky_J> i love you President_Trump MWA MWAAAA hugs
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09:16 <BlackDevil> Jared Fogle got a surprise beatdown in federal prison from an inmate who has major issues with child molesters
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16:25 <BlackDevil> shadsam is a trump fan
21:21 <slinky_J> aha
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52:00 <slinky_J> BIG BOOTY NIGGERS BIG BIG BOOTY NIGGERS
52:41 <slinky_J> BIG BOOTY NIGGERS BIG BIG BOOTY NIGGERS
53:00 <Quexos> sup joshyyyyyy
53:43 <Quexos> sup joshyyyyyy
54:00 <slinky_J> drinkin watchin scream 2 bro
54:00 <slinky_J> sup
54:00 <slinky_J> :P
54:00 <slinky_J> gotta shitty sleeping pattern after last week arrr
54:41 <slinky_J> drinkin watchin scream 2 bro
54:42 <slinky_J> sup
54:43 <slinky_J> :P
54:55 <slinky_J> gotta shitty sleeping pattern after last week arrr
55:00 <Quexos> I'm high lol
55:00 <Quexos> fucken stoned
55:00 <slinky_J> lollsss
55:00 <slinky_J> niiicceee
55:27 <Quexos> I'm high lol
55:31 <Quexos> fucken stoned
55:33 <slinky_J> lollsss
55:35 <slinky_J> niiicceee
56:00 <slinky_J> maybe if i smoked enough weed i could travel BACK IN TIME YEEAAHH BOII THE FUTURE IS LAMO
56:00 <slinky_J> LOL
56:00 <slinky_J> srs the future isnt what we thought itd be
56:00 <slinky_J> :/
56:00 <slinky_J> NO HOVER BOARDS BRO
56:47 <slinky_J> maybe if i smoked enough weed i could travel BACK IN TIME YEEAAHH BOII THE FUTURE IS LAMO
56:48 <slinky_J> LOL
56:56 <slinky_J> srs the future isnt what we thought itd be
56:58 <slinky_J> :/
57:00 <Quexos> wotcha doing mate?
57:00 <Quexos> scream 2..I've not watched it yet
57:00 <Quexos> heard about it but never watched it
57:02 <slinky_J> NO HOVER BOARDS BRO
57:31 <Quexos> wotcha doing mate?
57:58 <Quexos> scream 2..I've not watched it yet
58:00 <Quexos> I think i have watched its first part
58:00 <Quexos> Actually i dont remember exactly lol
58:12 <Quexos> heard about it but never watched it
58:22 <Quexos> I think i have watched its first part
58:39 <Quexos> Actually i dont remember exactly lol
00:00 <slinky_J> i love scream 1 and 2 for awesome thrills
00:00 <slinky_J> 3 is mad too i reckon 
00:00 <slinky_J> tho they had to tone it down because of columbine i think
00:00 <slinky_J> i cant believe this movie is almost 20 yrs old
00:00 <slinky_J> fuckkk
00:33 <slinky_J> i love scream 1 and 2 for awesome thrills
00:37 <slinky_J> 3 is mad too i reckon
00:50 <slinky_J> tho they had to tone it down because of columbine i think
01:00 <slinky_J> id give my nuts to go back to the late nineties :P
01:12 <slinky_J> i cant believe this movie is almost 20 yrs old
01:13 <slinky_J> fuckkk
01:27 <slinky_J> id give my nuts to go back to the late nineties :P
02:00 <slinky_J> haha the original The Time Machine was on on weekend i fkn watched it during the day then again early hours of the morning :P
02:00 <slinky_J> I miss ARENA on foxtel circa 95 watching horror movies every friday night xD
02:38 <slinky_J> haha the original The Time Machine was on on weekend i fkn watched it during the day then again early hours of the morning :P
03:00 <slinky_J> I miss ARENA on foxtel circa 95 watching horror movies every friday night xD
04:00 <Quexos> am watching last monday night RAW
04:29 <Quexos> am watching last monday night RAW
13:00 <slinky_J> kewl
13:00 <slinky_J> could do with a stripper passed out on heroin in my bedroom :P
13:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
13:00 <slinky_J> b dope
13:55 <slinky_J> kewl
14:00 <slinky_J> walk in u disgusting bitch SELFIE
14:14 <slinky_J> could do with a stripper passed out on heroin in my bedroom :P
14:16 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
14:17 <slinky_J> b dope
14:27 <slinky_J> walk in u disgusting bitch SELFIE
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18:03 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZlEae0rU3w
18:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SCREAM 2 Movie Soundtrack- I Think I Love You- 52 (Aug 15, 2010) Length: 2:03 - Category: Entertainment - 21,246 views - 120 likes (96.8%), 4 dislikes (3.2%)
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44:37 <Ugly_man> morning peeps
54:26 <slinky_J> POOS
54:28 <slinky_J> aha
54:30 <slinky_J> poo poos
54:33 <slinky_J> woo woo wooo
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57:39 <slinky_J> LOSER
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52:00 <HawkZ> hello
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53:12 <HawkZ> hello
55:00 <MrT> hi
55:30 <MrT> hi
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27:00 <HawkZ> run it
27:27 <HawkZ> run it
29:00 <MrT> huh
30:10 <MrT> huh
35:00 <HawkZ> i wanna make love in dis club
35:54 <HawkZ> i wanna make love in dis club
36:00 <MrT> what
36:34 <MrT> what
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59:00 <MrT> steven porks
00:12 <MrT> steven porks
02:00 <thestig> lol doctor feel good
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02:36 <thestig> lol doctor feel good
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28:00 <abortion> http://r0pyns.deviantart.com/art/Look-188245468
28:39 <abortion> http://r0pyns.deviantart.com/art/Look-188245468
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23:00 <Donald_Trump> gamble
23:00 <Sharni> Trump Sucks dicks for votes
23:51 <Donald_Trump> gamble
24:00 <Donald_Trump> DOES NOT
24:00 <Donald_Trump> lollllllll gone
24:17 <Sharni> Trump Sucks dicks for votes
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24:36 <Donald_Trump> DOES NOT
24:41 <Donald_Trump> lollllllll gone
33:50 Nick: Donald_Trump is now known as President_Trump
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47:00 <slinky_J> lmao
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48:00 <slinky_J> sharni rage
48:15 <slinky_J> lmao
48:24 <slinky_J> sharni rage
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57:30 <slinky_J> aw david beckham feels "physically ill" to be away from his kids the woman
58:31 <President_Trump> that's how trump feels when he's away from ivanka
58:47 <President_Trump> for different reasons though
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13:34 <slinky_J> lol President_Trump
14:06 <slinky_J> Donald Trump Legotm sets
14:18 <slinky_J> Donald points at mexican lego building lego wall
14:19 <slinky_J> ;)
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26:31 <President_Trump> rat fucker
26:31 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKmhK8G--7c
26:34 <President_Trump> have a cry
26:36 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Real Quotes from Donald Trump About Women (2016 Super PAC Ad) (Mar 14, 2016) Length: 1:02 - Category: News & Politics - 65,724 views - likes (74.8%), 200 dislikes (25.2%)
26:37 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
26:47 <President_Trump> go cry slinky
29:52 <abortion> [tm] heh
29:54 <cenrick> heheheheeh
29:57 <cenrick> slinky_shit
29:59 <abortion> reminds me of this flag I found about about recently https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocatello,_Idaho#/media/File:Flag_Pocatello_Idaho.jpg
30:18 <abortion> Who puts a (c) copyright mark on a flag
32:08 <slinky_J> LOL
32:12 <slinky_J> y would i cry?
32:16 <slinky_J> im rooting for trump to win
32:18 <cenrick> go cry slinky_J
32:19 <cenrick> heh
32:24 <slinky_J> :P
33:25 <President_Trump> why slinky_J
33:29 <President_Trump> you were crying over him not long ago
33:30 <President_Trump> loser
33:34 <slinky_J> no i wasnt
33:44 <President_Trump> "how can he say that about muslims!>?!?"
33:46 <slinky_J> ive been 4 trump since he entered the race
33:55 <slinky_J> im objective
34:08 <President_Trump> you're useless
34:23 <slinky_J> ha haaaa President_Trump LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLL
34:26 <slinky_J> u woman
34:32 <slinky_J> Donald Trump would hate you
34:35 <slinky_J> haha
34:45 <President_Trump> trump loves me
34:47 <President_Trump> he hates you
34:49 <slinky_J> nawww gf
34:51 <slinky_J> he loves me
35:04 <slinky_J> I am the apple of his crotch.
35:35 <President_Trump> he would laugh at you saying 'like seriously man, seriously like, i mean like did you see what he said about muslims? like we cant have someone like that like seriously man, it's just not right like'
36:27 <slinky_J> LOL
36:36 <slinky_J> you are funny guy
36:51 <slinky_J> a bit of a blank canvas but we can work on that.
37:03 <President_Trump> pounding out your trump hate like a true lefty, now you suddenly like him lol
37:26 <slinky_J> I believe he will be great for america
37:29 <slinky_J> just what they need
37:40 <slinky_J> and you're Australian so what's your deal?
38:13 <President_Trump> i'm not australian, i am mexican
38:17 <President_Trump> and i want that wall
39:13 <slinky_J> to keep americans out
40:28 <President_Trump> no point talking to you slinky_J, jen raised you to be a hater
43:21 <slinky_J> lol
43:25 <slinky_J> how old are you?
43:31 <slinky_J> this year how old do you turn
43:32 <slinky_J> ?
45:13 <slinky_J> thirteen must be a milestone for you aye
45:31 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46ZLAT7BY_s
45:35 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Donald Trump's Weird Old Videos (Aug 12, 2015) Length: 5:21 - Category: News & Politics - 264,225 views - likes (89.9%), 286 dislikes (10.1%)
45:41 <President_Trump> for you
46:12 <slinky_J> shhh
46:24 <slinky_J> im only interested in the destabilization of western society
46:32 <slinky_J> i dont care about your stupid videos.
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51:31 <abortion> haha, the ABC has picked a terrible photo of Abbott
52:59 <slinky_J> do show
53:25 <cenrick> sweet gowchi
53:30 <cenrick> sweet gowchi pie
53:45 <cenrick> It is my turn to have a sample of that sweet sweet gowchi
54:07 <slinky_J> lol
54:39 <slinky_J> Magnum P.enI.s
55:18 <abortion> ABC has picked a terrible photo of abbot. Makes him look tired and spent http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/7209894-3x2-460x307.jpg
55:55 <slinky_J> sing the song cenrick a penis in ur butt a penis in ur butt look at u wit a penis in ur butt
55:57 <President_Trump> <@slinky_J> im only interested in the destabilization of western society
55:58 <President_Trump> racist
56:17 <slinky_J> abbot lookin dead
56:19 <abortion> ok I think my client/proxy is doing something dodgy. If you see this, next time I rejoin, please tell me
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58:12 <Lumeah> How's the fuckers tonight?
58:40 <slinky_J> President_Trump was crying his vulva out b4
58:43 <slinky_J> sissy
58:59 <slinky_J> he needs to finger out the pussy outta his pussy
59:31 <President_Trump> slinky_J crying that bob brown isn't prime minister
00:20 <cenrick> heheheheeh
01:11 <President_Trump> slinky_J declares 'sharia law for australia!'
01:22 <cenrick> hehehehe
01:23 <cenrick> fgt
02:15 <cenrick> slinky_J has his on views on what middle america should be
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03:13 <President_Trump> slinky_J declares 'western society must be destroyed!! but i'm staying here on my centrelink'
04:06 Nick: Arbition is now known as abortion
04:39 <abortion> So yeah, did you guys see the three messages I posted?
05:04 <cenrick> Yes
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09:09 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllll
09:11 <President_Trump> this is slinky_J
09:12 <President_Trump> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CduVtvoVIAAzImy.jpg:large
09:29 <Sharni> Not funny
09:46 <cenrick> slinky_J is a slave to the medias memes
10:12 <cenrick> The media have chosen Hillary Clinton to be president, they will do everything in their power to make Trump look bad.
11:03 <President_Trump> of course they have, it's the same every time
11:28 <cenrick> Trump isnt just the best guy for this job. He wants the job, he doesn't need the job, he wants to do it.
12:11 <cenrick> Richard Nixon was also destroyed by the media, but the people elected him anyway, during his term as president the media clouded everyones minds. making them think they made a mistake.
12:49 <cenrick> Barrack Obama has dropped more bombs, way more bombs than George Bush but the media deem it okay for Obama to do so.
13:10 <President_Trump> the media always get behind the democrats
13:28 <cenrick> The media hates Replicans
13:29 <abortion> Obama wasn't responsible for the bullshit reports of WMDs
13:34 <cenrick> Republicans*
13:49 <President_Trump> hillary voted to go into iraq
14:05 <slinky_J> President_Trump you fail to see the bigger picture
14:10 <abortion> a vote based on false information
14:14 <slinky_J> you've been roped in by an idiot
14:28 <slinky_J> ipso facto you are an idiot
14:33 <President_Trump> what is the big picture? the jew empire?
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14:54 <President_Trump> lol yeah you are above it slinky_J, a real interlect you are
15:16 <President_Trump> intellect
16:38 <Blitzkrieg> lol interlect
16:58 <cenrick> slinky_J is a fine example of the medias handy work
17:15 <cenrick> Sucked into their one point of view perspectives
18:05 <cenrick> Democrats bomb countries it's fine, Republicans bomb countries they are killers
18:10 <President_Trump> he is indeed, think's he is highly intelligent for declaring his love for anyone and anything that is non-white
18:26 <cenrick> Obama does not want blood on his hands, where as Trump would be happy to take the burden
18:32 <cenrick> And so he should
18:41 <cenrick> You have to have blood on your hands if you are the president.
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19:00 <President_Trump> obama has set blacks back 20 years
19:24 Nick: Sharni is now known as Kanye_West
19:31 <President_Trump> losers like slinky_J celebrating obama 'FINALLY WE CAN LIVE IN A PEACEFUL WORLD!! NO MORE DIVIDE!!'
19:36 <Kanye_West> Vote [1] Kanye
19:37 <cenrick> heh
19:52 <cenrick> slinky would probably board that train too
20:02 <cenrick> The Kanye West for President 2020
20:12 <President_Trump> oh and one other thing slinky_J. we are going to start saying MERRY CHRISTMAS again!!
20:23 <LongJohn> HEHEE
20:31 <cenrick> No more Happy Holidays for slinky_J
20:34 <Kanye_West> He he he he
20:58 <Kanye_West> I feel so black right now
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21:33 <LongJohn> whitedog
22:24 <Sharni> White slart
22:44 <slinky_J> jew empire
22:46 <slinky_J> uhhh
22:51 <slinky_J> this guy serious?
26:56 <abortion> its funny that there is hate on the jews when the jews hate the muslims because israel is surrounded by them
34:13 <slinky_J> I'm watching this doco
34:37 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwxyrLUdcss
34:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Racing Extinction" Official Trailer (Jan 22, 2015) Length: 2:39 - Category: Entertainment - 654,997 views - 3,947 likes (99%), 41 dislikes (1%)
34:42 <slinky_J> :o :(
34:58 <LongJohn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE1NciB_gEU
35:02 <LongJohn> sharni u playing
35:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kid Ink - Promise ft. Fetty Wap (Mar 14, 2016) Length: 5:37 - Category: Music - 1,241,135 views - 42,816 likes (96.1%), 1,733 dislikes (3.9%)
37:25 <Sharni> About 6 pm your time
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39:14 <slinky_J> i am gonna be on ur 6pm soon ;)
39:14 <President_Trump> any V?
39:24 <Sharni> No
39:50 <slinky_J> I bet you ten bucks President_Trump doesn't know how to work a condom
40:08 <slinky_J> prob pre cums when he sees little girls crossing the road
40:10 <slinky_J> sick fuck
40:26 <LongJohn> dumb dawg
40:39 <President_Trump> lol
40:43 <President_Trump> slinky_J gunna have another meltdown
40:48 <President_Trump> like a few days ago
40:59 <slinky_J> naw
41:08 <President_Trump> u stopped taking meds again?
41:22 <slinky_J> JEW EMPIRE
41:25 <slinky_J> lel@u
41:39 <slinky_J> you're a paranoid piece of shit aren't you
41:43 <slinky_J> gulliable as shit too
41:57 <President_Trump> ?
42:05 <slinky_J> you'd probably jump in to an acid bath somebody said it was good for your skin
43:03 <Therm> whats up nerds
43:08 <President_Trump> rat fuck you are the one that wont say what 'the big picture is' so i can only guess you are talking about some big jew empire or whatever else you loonies believe in
43:34 <slinky_J> lol rat fuck
43:37 <slinky_J> temper temper
44:13 <President_Trump> go have a cry to mommy
46:33 <slinky_J> ok loser
49:02 <slinky_J> President_Trump the high school kids are laughing at you again LOL!
49:22 <President_Trump> slinky_J = https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CduVtvoVIAAzImy.jpg:large
50:00 <slinky_J> wow somebody was really angry they had to make that
50:01 <slinky_J> lol
50:07 <slinky_J> not a constructive arguement there
50:19 <slinky_J> that's along the lines of trump & co. mentality
51:52 <President_Trump> that guy is just like you
52:04 <President_Trump> almost word for word lol
52:06 <slinky_J> no, he isn't, like, okay
52:13 <slinky_J> if you say so
53:17 <President_Trump> slinky_J paranoid of trump lol, loves obama
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56:10 <LongJohn> cuz i got me for life
56:42 <President_Trump> gamble
57:30 <Blitzkrieg> Herb is MIA
57:34 * Blitzkrieg slaps LongJohn around a bit with a large trout
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59:50 <President_Trump> herb's owner is useless, too busy chasing cock on xbox to get him in here
03:48 <Blitzkrieg> lolol
05:49 <LongJohn> he is on anual leave
11:09 <slinky_J> lol
11:12 <slinky_J> loves obama wtf?
11:18 <slinky_J> i dont give a shit about american politics
11:30 <slinky_J> i couldnt care less if the usa was wiped off of the face of the planet
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21:22 <President_Trump> <President_Trump> losers like slinky_J celebrating obama 'FINALLY WE CAN LIVE IN A PEACEFUL WORLD!! NO MORE DIVIDE!!'
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22:45 <Sharni> Anyways
23:12 <President_Trump> Sharni what suburb u live in?
23:24 <Sharni> Nonya
23:27 <nate> trump booty call!
23:31 <Sharni> Fuck no
23:36 <Blitzkrieg> Sounds abo
23:37 <Blitzkrieg> lol
23:44 <slinky_J> sharn
23:50 <slinky_J> i make chilli wit tomatoes
23:51 <slinky_J> and chips
24:07 <nate> Sharni trumps big red rocket is ready 4 anything
24:13 <Sharni> No
24:19 <President_Trump> nate Sharni likes me a lot
24:25 <Sharni> Love ya babez
24:28 <Sharni> Still wouldn't touch ya
24:31 <President_Trump> we are gambling buddies
24:37 <nate> Blue - One Love
28:02 <Blitzkrieg> President_Trump: What's your fave pokie machine?
28:18 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni: What's your fave pokie machine?
28:32 <Sharni> Jens arsehole
28:38 <Blitzkrieg> lollll
28:42 <Blitzkrieg> I mean down at your pub
28:43 <Blitzkrieg> Not here
28:57 <Sharni> Nah it's my favourite so I can pick what I want
29:38 <slinky_J> bogans play pokies
30:00 <Sharni> That's my favourite
30:06 <Sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/tNWrbGxo/IMG_3856.JPG
30:34 <Sharni> My mumma don't like youuuu
30:47 <Blitzkrieg> One off
30:50 <nate> trumps balls are a favourite of Sharnis
30:51 <Blitzkrieg> That game shits me
31:01 <Sharni> I know right
31:15 <Sharni> I got $500 of that machine and $750 of 50 dragons
31:23 <Sharni> Only spent $70 to get it lol
31:47 <nate> Bon Jovi - Always 4 trump
32:19 <Sharni> I won that on my holidays
32:20 <Blitzkrieg> $2.50 a spin?
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32:24 <Sharni> Yea
32:37 <Blitzkrieg> You rich?
32:42 <Sharni> Haha
32:52 <Sharni> I was on holidays I don't do it often
32:56 <Sharni> So I was like fuck it
34:09 <Blitzkrieg> Picked up a rich asian before you played I take it
35:12 <President_Trump> <@slinky_J> bogans play pokies
35:18 <President_Trump> bogans call cops pigs and go to court
35:33 <President_Trump> disturbing the peace
35:58 <LongJohn> min bet $2.50
38:59 <slinky_J> only 70
39:04 <slinky_J> how much have u lost to pokies
39:08 <slinky_J> winnings dont matter
40:05 <LongJohn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GL9JoH4Sws
40:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fifth Harmony - Work from Home ft. Ty Dolla $ign (Feb 26, 2016) Length: 3:40 - Category: Music - 51,396,656 views - 774,613 likes (94.4%), 46,128 dislikes (5.6%)
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40:48 <LongJohn> work work work work
41:31 <President_Trump> the guy in the clip looks a lot like me
41:51 <President_Trump> Sharni knows this
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42:17 <LongJohn> the black one?
43:08 <President_Trump> no the one at the start
43:20 <President_Trump> my six pack is better tho
43:29 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni: what's your worst loss in a session at the pokies?
44:22 <Sharni> $150
45:46 <Blitzkrieg> Mmm not bad
45:52 <slinky_J> fuck
45:57 <slinky_J> 150 on pokies
46:10 <slinky_J> was at pokies one night with a guy i knew
46:16 <slinky_J> and he won like 800 or more
46:34 <slinky_J> and i thought that was a big deal untill he told me that he has lost so much more than that
47:04 <Blitzkrieg> I saw a guy win $900 and 40 min later he was at the atm
47:15 <Blitzkrieg> I'm like :|
48:01 <nate> Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger
55:09 <slinky_J> lol Blitzkrieg
55:13 <slinky_J> i put a dollar in once
55:16 <slinky_J> got 10
55:20 <slinky_J> bought a beer :P
56:20 <Blitzkrieg> Nice
56:34 <Blitzkrieg> I put $150 in once and pulled out $5.5k
56:54 <Blitzkrieg> Dad put $3 on his birthday and won $13.6k
57:13 <Blitzkrieg> Got the top jackpot on the train hyperlink
59:24 <LongJohn> kekeekke
59:32 <LongJohn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GL9JoH4Sws
59:36 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fifth Harmony - Work from Home ft. Ty Dolla $ign (Feb 26, 2016) Length: 3:40 - Category: Music - 51,396,656 views - 774,725 likes (94.4%), 46,140 dislikes (5.6%)
19:10 <Sharni> LongJohn GTA
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22:03 <LongJohn> gta is borinng
22:10 <Sharni> Find cod
22:12 <Sharni> Ya slart
22:31 <LongJohn> ahahahaha
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22:57 <LongJohn> join when ya ready
23:00 <LongJohn> oh fuck
23:11 <LongJohn> play in a bit i gotta go get some weed
23:25 <Sharni> Slart
24:41 <LongJohn> slar
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24:58 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
25:07 <Glenn> ...unfortunately.
27:19 <slinky_J> oh ye boi
27:24 <slinky_J> i gots valium actual valium
27:27 <slinky_J> woooooo wooooo
27:32 <slinky_J> 5.5 k
27:33 <slinky_J> WTF
27:34 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> give to pong
27:41 <slinky_J> 150 n five grand lol ace
27:45 <slinky_J> oh fuck
28:36 <slinky_J> hmmm Ori and the Blind Forest definitive edition 26 bucks :P
28:52 <slinky_J> oh fk i left my debit card in mums car i cant put money in pokerstarrss now
30:54 <slinky_J> wonder if adventure time game is out on xbox
34:27 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pooeoooooeesssssssssssssssssss
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35:58 <slinky_J> i downloading STAN
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36:55 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o anotherirc3r
37:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiii
37:32 <Sharni> Hi babez
39:30 <anotherirc3r> heya pong
39:37 <anotherirc3r> hey wifey!
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46:24 <TheACMA> :)
47:00 <TheACMA> Darren :)
53:10 <anotherirc3r> what a weird nickname
53:17 <anotherirc3r> what's TheACMA mean?
53:23 <slinky_J> o crap
53:30 <slinky_J> i dun have ma card so i cant set up stan
53:45 <Sharni> I want ice cream
53:54 <slinky_J> i have one ice cream
54:03 <LongJohn> TheACMA = pollock
54:03 <slinky_J> i think it is paddle pop rainbow :P
54:10 <Sharni> Right...
54:21 <Sharni> Brb need ice cream
54:33 <LongJohn> asif you didnt know
54:34 <anotherirc3r> i don't believe i've seen Pollock use that nickname
54:34 <LongJohn> :)
56:35 <LongJohn> you have now
58:33 <anotherirc3r> right
00:06 <TheACMA> :)
00:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pollock asked pong to kisssss
01:58 <LongJohn> is this true TheACMA?
02:11 <slinky_J> coming up next How I Fucked Your Mother
03:03 <LongJohn> slinky_J what do you think about pollock?
03:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pollock is gaaay
03:29 <LongJohn> even [[[[[pong]]]]] the retard knows
03:41 <LongJohn> :P
03:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> doctor said pong only mildly retardrd
03:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> grandma saif pong special
03:58 <LongJohn> yes
04:00 <LongJohn> you are
04:15 <LongJohn> but smart enough to know the basic's
04:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yeasss
04:48 <LongJohn> 'op
04:58 <LongJohn> Sharni
05:00 <LongJohn> wanna play
06:08 <Sharni> Yas
06:13 <Sharni> Invite me
06:26 <LongJohn> lemme have a quick smoke
06:28 <LongJohn> only smoking half
06:29 <LongJohn> kk
06:40 <Sharni> Kkkkkkkkkkk
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07:30 <slinky_J> pong give slinky kisses and hugs
07:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u girl
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07:45 <slinky_J> i dont think anything of pollock lol
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17:53 Nick: Blitzkrieg is now known as DuHastMich
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25:08 <slinky_J> i pongs girl
26:07 <Sharni> DuHastMich ? German
26:12 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
26:45 <Blitzkrieg> I thought I signed out on my phone lol
26:58 * Blitzkrieg slaps DuHastMich around a bit with a large trout
29:50 <Sharni> Lol
29:58 <Sharni> LongJohn
33:48 <LongJohn> fuck
33:53 <LongJohn> i sat on my headset
34:07 <Sharni> Did it break
34:17 <Sharni> Fat ass
34:27 <LongJohn> na
34:41 <Sharni> Lol
34:42 <LongJohn> had to drop off money
34:45 <LongJohn> now i have to wait
34:47 <LongJohn> then go back out
34:53 <LongJohn> ill inv u in 2 secs
35:08 <Sharni> Whatever
37:03 <Blitzkrieg> lolll
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41:13 <anotherirc3r> wb
41:21 <LongJohn> u ready
47:22 <slinky_J> i eat chilli fries
47:30 <slinky_J> wit pecorina chhez
47:32 <slinky_J> :P
47:39 <DuHastMich> Mmmm cheese
53:11 <slinky_J> u r mmmmmmm
54:32 <DuHastMich> That's what she said ;)
58:09 <slinky_J> :P
58:46 <slinky_J> fucckk i really wanna sign up for Stan. and binge on Adventure Time
58:49 <slinky_J> aaaaaaarrrh
59:11 <slinky_J> i thought maybe if i get mum to grab my card and just read out the digits n shit over fone uno?
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01:26 <LongJohn> dumb dawg
01:51 <anotherirc3r> ugh.. this stupid mouse
02:00 <anotherirc3r> it keeps double clicking everything
02:03 <anotherirc3r> and closing my tabs
02:09 <Sharni> Naha
02:12 <Sharni> Hahahaha *
02:14 <LongJohn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEI4qSrkPAs&ebc=ANyPxKpx969A3FmDYHvJa-bJp8gn-m0UoEig6HI8A7NqovXO8tTEDjFWaSMLFvJv_5UImLT9ppqtdwwSV0pW2cI-NfHg-QSIzQ
02:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Weeknd - Can't Feel My Face (Jul 29, 2015) Length: 3:38 - Category: Music - 496,864,605 views - 1,973,512 likes (96.3%), 75,265 dislikes (3.7%)
02:19 <Sharni> come play steven_
02:27 <LongJohn> na buk u
02:33 <Sharni> Slart
02:35 <LongJohn> haah
02:43 <LongJohn> gta is boring as shit
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02:47 <LongJohn> only good for rooting people
02:49 <Sharni> Your boring
02:59 <Sharni> Yaaaa
03:07 <Sharni> Rooting is fun
03:07 <LongJohn> yah yah
03:14 <LongJohn> more people with headsets on bo2
03:18 <LongJohn> more raging
03:21 <LongJohn> no rage on gta
03:27 <Sharni> Whateverrrrr
03:28 <Sharni> Loser
03:34 <LongJohn> mutt
03:35 <Sharni> Play with your self than
03:37 <Sharni> Pedo
03:39 <LongJohn> i already have
03:42 <Sharni> Good
03:43 <DuHastMich> Hahaha
03:46 <Sharni> Do it again
03:50 <LongJohn> i have
03:59 <Sharni> And again
04:11 <LongJohn> only got dust left
04:15 <Sharni> Damn
04:16 <DuHastMich> 2 second wonder Steven?
04:19 <DuHastMich> :p
04:23 <LongJohn> more like 2 hours
04:37 <DuHastMich> No wonder you're gaining muscle
04:42 <DuHastMich> Lolol
04:57 <LongJohn> 70kg
06:12 <Sharni> Lololol
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17:03 <anotherirc3r> wb pong
24:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pollock touched screws private parts
28:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
28:32 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
34:55 <abortion> http://imgur.com/gallery/Eve3cFq
35:28 <DuHastMich> Bahahahaha
35:33 <DuHastMich> Saw that earlier
37:35 <slinky_J> i did a poo
37:39 <abortion> En ich hab nicht gezaght (Spelling optional I don't actually know German)
37:42 <slinky_J> my butt hole is so sensitive my legs is wiggling
38:11 <DuHastMich> Lollll
38:19 <anotherirc3r> lovely
38:49 <DuHastMich> Close enough abortion
39:00 <abortion> I do know what it means though
40:07 <abortion> So who has you?
40:55 <DuHastMich> Lol... it's a song
41:05 <DuHastMich> Du Hast by Rammstein
41:12 <DuHastMich> Can't get enough of them lately
41:29 <abortion> I know
41:45 <abortion> Du Hast Mich on its own doesn't actually merit the response I gave
42:35 <DuHastMich> Lol
42:40 <DuHastMich> Fuck this phone
42:42 <DuHastMich> Laggy as
43:20 <DuHastMich> Much better
43:50 <abortion> My favourite Rammstein song would be Benzin, followed by Rosenrot
44:11 <DuHastMich> Rosenrot is pretty good
44:18 <abortion> But the deep water still does not flow
44:32 <LongJohn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3q8Od5qJio
44:36 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rammstein - Du Hast (Official Video) (Jul 31, 2015) Length: 3:55 - Category: Entertainment - 9,341,229 views - 52,734 likes (97.2%), 1,493 dislikes (2.8%)
44:45 <DuHastMich> Stevo good choice son
44:52 <abortion> Du Hast is just about refusing marriage
45:00 <LongJohn> it goes off in the club
45:07 <DuHastMich> Prolly why I love it so much abortion
45:10 <DuHastMich> Hahaha
45:20 <LongJohn> pool cues over the head
45:25 <DuHastMich> Fuck marriage
45:30 <abortion> Rosenrot is actually almost compelling as a story
46:01 <abortion> Tells of a boy who wants to get a rose from a high mountain, because he was asked to by his girlfriend, but he slips, falls and dies
47:23 <abortion> "That is the custom and thats fine"
47:55 <abortion> "She gets what she wants"
48:21 <DuHastMich> Yer lol
49:24 <LongJohn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XoyDqFy5pU
49:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: so what- Metallica (Jan 23, 2009) Length: 3:20 - Category: Music - 2,642,532 views - 9,232 likes (96.4%), 349 dislikes (3.6%)
55:00 <abortion> But, benzin is still first. Has energy both literally and figuratively
55:48 <slinky_J> hmm
55:53 <abortion> the premise "I don't need drugs or women, give me fast cars (and vaseline)"\
55:53 <slinky_J> need to find a good tv for gaming
56:00 <slinky_J> gotta start renting new tv
56:11 <abortion> renting TVs?
56:13 <abortion> terrible idea
56:49 <DuHastMich> Save up and buy
56:55 <DuHastMich> Much better off
00:27 <LongJohn> some post some good songs
02:55 <DuHastMich> One of our clients at work... makes music.. he makes tisk sound good
02:58 <DuHastMich> Wanna hear?
03:57 <LongJohn> yeah
04:13 <DuHastMich> Hang on I'll find a link
04:48 <abortion> Not really, the only think I heard tisk make is a thing that just says "nerdhacks cunts" in a vocoded voice with a monotonous beat track
04:55 <abortion> if its worse than that, bloody hell
05:19 <DuHastMich> Hahahaha
05:26 <DuHastMich> I can't get Google to load
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06:17 <anotherirc3r> did you forget the 'fucken slut remix' abortion?
06:27 <abortion> never heard anything else
06:52 <slinky_J> ok
06:55 <slinky_J> i got Stan. now lol
07:01 <DuHastMich> Google DJ Jordan Karas steven
07:12 <DuHastMich> It's a soundcloud account
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18:16 <slinky_J> i canw atch all The O.C. i want!
18:18 <slinky_J> omigoosh
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18:43 <Skirmish> You can look at Grindr whilst you watch! You go girl!
18:57 <DuHastMich> Grindr?
19:10 <DuHastMich> Oh.. is that the gay one?
19:32 <slinky_J> lol
19:50 <slinky_J> nah i just got Stan. Skirmish so im lookin at shit
20:05 <slinky_J> now to watch and jerk off over The Nanny
20:09 <Skirmish> Yeah I have Stan and Netflix. Good library between the two.
20:14 <Skirmish> Billions is good.
20:47 <Sharni> Netflix and chill babez
21:08 <slinky_J> oer if you say Billions is good i'll check it out
22:33 <Skirmish> I am into ep 3 and I am liking it. Within the first 5 minutes of the first ep a guy has a cigarette put out on his chest by his dom and then she pisses on him to make it feel better.
22:56 <slinky_J> lol
23:14 <Sharni> Yuck
24:20 <Skirmish> Hell yuck but it shows that the show is ready to push the boundaries. Plus, if you like quality shows you will know of Aaron Sorkin. Well, one of the writers is a Sorkin so I have high expectations.
24:33 <Sharni> Aww yea
24:55 <abortion> Tyre shopping is hard
24:57 <Skirmish> I thought The Newsroom was superb.
25:07 <Sharni> Tyre shopping ?
25:11 <Skirmish> abortion: tyres online?
25:12 <abortion> yes, for my car(s)
25:13 <Sharni> Lol
25:24 <abortion> The problem is in the selection
25:24 <abortion> I was just there
25:30 <abortion> I'm after quality
25:33 <Sharni> You mean rims
25:38 <abortion> because these ones have handled like shit
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25:43 <abortion> slip on all the white lines
25:45 <Sharni> Lol
25:45 <abortion> no, tyres
25:56 <DuHastMich> Hard compound
25:57 <Skirmish> We found locally that the Jax dealers were the best deal. Even better than tyres online. We wait for the 'buy 3 get 1 free' sales.
26:06 <DuHastMich> If it's slipping on lines
26:07 <abortion> Rims are easier because all that is important is looks
26:09 <Sharni> Maybe your just a shit driver
26:09 <DuHastMich> What car?
26:16 <abortion> tyres have performance characteristics which are hard to measure
26:22 <Sharni> Aww yeah
26:24 <abortion> 99 corolla liftback
26:28 <Sharni> lol
26:30 <DuHastMich> Ah
26:36 <Sharni> That's your problem
26:37 <DuHastMich> 15?
26:41 <Sharni> It's a Toyota
26:53 <Sharni> Need a golden man
26:55 <abortion> Well it has the torque to completely spin me out on these tyres
26:59 <Sharni> Holden
27:04 <abortion> fuck no
27:09 <Sharni> Yea
27:10 <DuHastMich> My toyota rarely slips
27:12 <abortion> Holden is GM rubbish
27:15 <abortion> american bullshit
27:16 <DuHastMich> But it's on 16s
27:18 <Sharni> Traction control
27:25 <abortion> This is a manual
27:25 <Sharni> You don't have that shit
27:28 <Sharni> Oh
27:29 <abortion> My crown does
27:31 <DuHastMich> So is mine
27:32 <Sharni> Gay
27:34 <abortion> I need tyres for that too
27:38 <Sharni> Lol
27:49 <Sharni> I need tyres to mine are bald
27:52 <abortion> thats even harder because thats a turbo vehicle and I have wider than usual tyres
28:03 <Sharni> Guy quoted me today $120 each tyre for 20inch
28:08 <abortion> thats cheap
28:22 <DuHastMich> Very cheap
28:23 <abortion> The tyres I'm looking at for my corolla are all more expensive than that
28:27 <DuHastMich> They'll be shit tyres
28:28 <abortion> and don't get me started on the crown
28:49 <DuHastMich> Just get wide tyres abortion
28:57 <abortion> they're already wide
29:02 <abortion> 225 on the front 255 on the back
29:07 <DuHastMich> Wow
29:07 <Skirmish> 120 each for 20inch rims is damn cheap tyre. Be careful.
29:43 <Skirmish> Probably a chinese brand that are coming available now.
29:44 <abortion> yeah 9J 18in rims on the back
29:49 <abortion> front are 8J 18in
29:57 <BlackDevil> SeaWorld says it will end killer whale breeding program immediately
30:14 <abortion> my corolla on the otherhand
30:24 <abortion> 185 wide tyres 5.5JJ rims
30:30 <abortion> 14in
30:53 <DuHastMich> And you slip on those?
30:54 <Skirmish> If you want your tyres to last Sharni, run them at 40PSI.
31:00 <abortion> well yes, random brand tyres
31:09 <DuHastMich> Must be shit tyres lol
31:14 <abortion> on the corolla
31:18 <abortion> they are
31:28 <abortion> which is why I'm trying to pick based on performance
31:36 <Skirmish> White lines on the road are pretty slippery. My OEM lancer tyres skip on them.
31:54 <Sharni> Yea that's what I have them at
32:00 <abortion> lol
32:25 <abortion> you know your braking performance will be compromised. Ah but maybe thats because you've got low profile and you can't risk the sidewalls compressing too much
33:02 <abortion> let me guess, 215/30/R20
34:27 <abortion> hmm, possibly wider, but not by much
34:33 <abortion> be suprised if its 235 or more wide
34:50 <DuHastMich> Can't go too wide or it'll rub
35:14 <abortion> a bigger deal on the front
35:23 <abortion> probably why the previous owner put such fat ones on the back
35:35 <abortion> (of mine)
35:39 <Skirmish> For the average driver that's not trying to be a F1 driver in their standard sedan running tyres of 40PSI won't cause any issues.
36:02 <abortion> not if they're not getting into emergencies
36:53 <Skirmish> I find it difficult to believe that a few PSI would make a substantial difference to braking.
37:07 <abortion> yeah now that I think about it, 40psi makes sense for very low profile, mine already run at 36 and they both have 40 profile (yes that does mean the overall rolling diameter is different
37:14 <DuHastMich> It'd really depend on the tyre
38:32 <Skirmish> ^
38:58 <DuHastMich> Some can take 40 without compromising the overall hold on the road
39:12 <DuHastMich> Some just.. bubble out.. for lack of better wording
39:13 <Skirmish> We run 40PSI in Yoko Geolanders on the wifes XV when we got it new and they lasted 108,000km before they hit wear indicators.
39:53 <abortion> thicker tyres mabye, because the relative air displacement of them would be lower, and so more of the rubber could meet the road
39:59 <DuHastMich> I put 38 in the Celica
40:06 <Sharni> Mine are low profile
40:08 <DuHastMich> Its on low profile tyres
40:14 <Sharni> I'm sahhh cool
40:24 <Skirmish> I've forever run 40PSI in every car I have had. Just coming up on 30,000km in the GSR and they still look new.
40:44 <abortion> thinner tyres would displace more percentage of air in the tyre, resisting more rubber to the road (but at the same time, the sidewalls would also be more prone to excessive flex)
41:08 <abortion> *resisting letting more rubber hit the road
41:37 <Sharni> aww yeh
42:22 <DuHastMich> I wouldn't pay $120 for 20s either
42:29 <DuHastMich> That's way too suss
42:41 <DuHastMich> Have to be re-treads
42:56 <Skirmish> No they would be new chinese tyres. They are cheap as chips.
43:10 <Skirmish> Also reports of them just breaking apart without warning too.
43:18 <abortion> hah, I finally noticed the other day that my corolla has one retread. Explains why it has so much rolling noise
43:35 <abortion> good things its on the rear, so on a FWD car it doesn't do heaps
43:38 <DuHastMich> Some chinese tyres aren't bad
43:40 <Sharni> Aww yeah
43:47 <abortion> I'd be quite worried if it was a front tyre
43:57 <DuHastMich> My old boss put chinese tyres on the taxis
44:00 <Sharni> I'll go get good brand ones ok
44:08 <DuHastMich> $50 for a 16"
44:14 <Skirmish> I survived on second hand tyres and retreads as a young university stupid petrol head.
44:21 <abortion> Good brand ones will probably last longer too
44:24 <DuHastMich> Lasted alright and gripped pretty well
44:29 <Skirmish> Anywhere between $40 and $80 a pop.
44:49 <abortion> cheap ones can wear down in 10,000km or less
44:58 <abortion> proper brand ones will probably more than double the lifetime for double the price
45:01 <abortion> so you win overall
45:03 <DuHastMich> Cheap for a reason ;)
45:18 <abortion> as well as handle better etc
45:43 <abortion> (racing tyres not included)
46:14 <abortion> street semi slicks will not last more than 5,000km
46:31 <DuHastMich> Not designed to though
46:50 <abortion> yeah
47:00 <abortion> they are designed to melt so they grip the road better
47:05 <DuHastMich> Yup
47:19 <LongJohn> sharni
47:19 <LongJohn> wud
47:24 <Sharni> I want tyres with good grip so I can race people
47:27 <Sharni> I'm in bed baby
47:36 <DuHastMich> In your fulli sik v6?
47:40 <DuHastMich> Hahaha
47:42 <Sharni> Yea bro
47:43 <LongJohn> mmK
47:57 <Skirmish> You have a commodore Sharni. Racing people would not only put yourself in danger, but everyone else around you as wel.
48:02 <Sharni> I swear I race everyone and I win
48:08 <LongJohn> your v6 will blow DuHastMich's toyota
48:15 <DuHastMich> Go in the shops carparks and rip some single peggers
48:16 <slinky_J> bah stan only has season 1 and 2 of adventure time i cancel stan
48:22 <Sharni> I only do it at traffic lights lol
48:27 <LongJohn> pollock already said he beat him on his pushbike
48:33 <DuHastMich> Steven given it currently hasn't got a gearbox in it yes
48:36 <Sharni> Lololol
48:37 <DuHastMich> Loll
48:58 <DuHastMich> Even walking will beat it atm
49:28 <abortion> I have decided, when my boss finally give me a payrise and I pay off my HECS, I'm going to mod my car. Intercooler, Boost controller, new turbo, new ECU
49:39 <abortion> Brakes are already upgraded but I might upgrade them further
49:45 <Sharni> Sorry
49:46 <Skirmish> Give shads a race Sharni. Your V6 versus his V8 VTVXGTS 3.8 6cyl.
50:00 <DuHastMich> Hahahahaha
50:06 <Sharni> Mod your Toyota
50:14 <abortion> my other toyota
50:16 <abortion> not the rolla
50:17 <Sharni> I'll thrash that
50:18 <abortion> the crown
50:22 <Sharni> Lol don't bother
50:32 <LongJohn> lololol
50:33 <LongJohn> crown
50:40 <Sharni> Lololol
50:40 <Skirmish> Crown got a 1J?
50:49 <abortion> no you won't, factory turbo and famous 1JZ engine which thousands of people have modded vs a naturally aspirated 3.6L V6
51:07 <abortion> you might at the moment
51:07 <Skirmish> Yeah that crown would smoke your commodore without even spooling up.
51:21 <DuHastMich> Hahaha
51:26 <Sharni> If you want to pick up chicks you get a V8 black Holden ute every time I drive past one I see if they are hot
51:32 <abortion> the flip side is it is 1.7 tons
51:33 <Skirmish> 1J's are bulletproof and love boost.
51:35 <Sharni> They are all old :(
51:49 <LongJohn> yeah then in the passenger is this hot blonde slart
52:06 <Sharni> Haha
52:18 <Skirmish> That's where I went wrong when I got my VE ute, I only got an SV6. No wonder I got no slarts.
52:18 <Sharni> Always the way
52:25 <Sharni> Yep
52:26 <slinky_J> hm
52:27 <LongJohn> i sit on 130km
52:30 <slinky_J> i am wit radio rentals
52:30 <LongJohn> ok the way home
52:31 <Sharni> Sucks to be you
52:34 <slinky_J> wonder if they gots good tvs
52:37 <slinky_J> to rent to buy
52:43 <Sharni> I do like 125
52:53 <Sharni> I'm on my green p's to
52:54 <LongJohn> there is brand new road double lanes
52:57 <Sharni> Yolo
53:05 <Skirmish> That's ok in 2019 when I hand the lancer to my son I will get my next beast. VF Series II SSV Redline Sedan.
53:05 <LongJohn> cruise home now
53:06 <DuHastMich> Hoon
53:12 <LongJohn> then 2 cunts will stick side by side
53:13 <Skirmish> Not sure on colour yet.
53:17 <Sharni> Nice
53:20 <Sharni> Black
53:29 <Sharni> Can't go wrong with black
53:37 <Skirmish> No I have had 2 black cars already. Too hard to keep clean. Never again.
53:49 <DuHastMich> Yer end of year boss offered to let me salary sacrifice to buy a car
54:00 <DuHastMich> Tossing up between ssv and xr8
54:09 <abortion> couple of issues with my 1J though. Fly by wire, going through an auto box, limited to Jap spec 180km/h
54:29 <Skirmish> Go a series II VF. 6.2L corvette engine with bimodal exhaust.
54:40 <Skirmish> The XR8 is not an option.
54:45 <DuHastMich> Hrm
54:55 <DuHastMich> Become a Holden faggot
54:56 <DuHastMich> Lolol
55:04 <LongJohn> i got 5.7
55:07 <LongJohn> looking to upgrade
55:08 <LongJohn> :}
55:40 <Sharni> How tall is very one
55:43 <Sharni> Everyone **
55:52 <Sharni> Random question
55:56 <abortion> 185cm
56:00 <DuHastMich> 185
56:17 <Sharni> I'm 169cm lol
56:28 <abortion> lol that seems to be average these days DuHastMich. All the kids are getting taller
56:33 <DuHastMich> Yup
56:41 <Sharni> Pretty much
56:49 <abortion> I'm actually shorter than my father
56:49 <abortion> kinda bummed about that
56:51 <DuHastMich> My sons only 3 and he's as tall as my belly button already
56:52 <Sharni> LongJohn I bet your short
57:02 <LongJohn> haha
57:07 <LongJohn> i dont know how tall i am
57:07 <Sharni> My 3 year old is pretty tall too
57:08 <DuHastMich> He's gonna be a giant if he keeps growing like this
57:09 <abortion> Think my father got a better looking face than me too
57:10 <LongJohn> but taller then you
57:12 <LongJohn> :P
57:12 <Sharni> Lol seriously
57:14 <Sharni> Ok
57:15 <Sharni> Hahah
57:23 <Skirmish> Sharni: 181cm or 6 foot 1.
57:35 <Sharni> Same shit
57:42 <abortion> Skirmish: not quite. 6ft is 183cm
57:49 <DuHastMich> Lol 183cm is 6 ft
57:50 <Sharni> Lololol
57:55 <DuHastMich> You're 5 foot 11
58:02 <Sharni> I'm 5 foot 6
58:25 <Skirmish> Last medical said I was 6 foot 1 and 181cm. Doctor is a dumbass I suppose.
58:25 <DuHastMich> I'm taller than both my parents lol
58:32 <Skirmish> Probably screwed up the cm.
58:37 <DuHastMich> Yeah
58:43 <abortion> must have used 2.5 rather than 2.54cm/in
59:11 <Skirmish> My son is 5 foot 11 and I still have it over him for now. He will hit his 16yo growth spurt though and go higher.
59:14 <Sharni> My dad is like 183cms or something
59:19 <Sharni> I'm taller than my mum
00:41 <LongJohn> http://prntscr.com/agd383
01:16 <DuHastMich> There ya go lol
01:32 <Sharni> I'm 6.3 inches
01:47 <DuHastMich> Wtf
01:58 <LongJohn> deep
02:05 <DuHastMich> Ahhh
02:08 <LongJohn> haha
02:11 <Skirmish> 6.3 inch clit!
02:13 <Sharni> Haha
02:15 <Sharni> Yep
02:16 <LongJohn> haha
02:17 <Sharni> Hawt
02:21 <LongJohn> chicken tounge
02:25 <Sharni> Eww
02:31 <DuHastMich> Hahaha
02:38 <Skirmish> Sharni's clit is bigger than slinky_J's dick.
02:46 <Sharni> Hawt
03:16 <DuHastMich> Anyway it's been fun but this zombie is outta here
03:18 <DuHastMich> Peace
03:24 Quit: DuHastMich ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
03:28 <Sharni> Bye
03:33 <Sharni> Biatch
03:49 <Skirmish> 7 hours and 1 shift left.
03:57 <Skirmish> I going to relax the shit out of this weekend.
05:23 <Skirmish> slinky_J: Watch the series POWER on Stan. You will love it.
05:35 <Skirmish> You will think you're the character Ghost out of it.
07:15 <Sharni> Are you at work Skirmish
07:36 <Skirmish> Yes.
07:51 <LongJohn> keke
07:57 <Skirmish> 6 night shift streak that ends at about 6am Saturday morning.
08:14 <Sharni> Lol bludger
08:22 <Skirmish> Although because of retards I was here at 8am still this morning. Won't be doing that again though.
08:30 <Sharni> Lol
08:39 <Sharni> 10-6am
09:00 <LongJohn> haha
09:02 <Skirmish> 6pm to 6am.
10:17 <Sharni> Eww
11:16 <Sharni> I use to work 7:30-6:45 when I was a dental assistant I couldn't handle that yuck
12:03 <President_Trump> weak cunt
12:42 <Sharni> I woke up at 5 am to catch a train ok and wouldn't get home till 8 so shush
13:15 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
13:58 <President_Trump> dental assistant to problem gambler
15:01 <Sharni> Shush
15:10 <Sharni> Im not a gambler
15:25 <Sharni> Night faggets
15:49 <Sharni> MMMMMMWWWWAAAAAAAHHHSSSS XOXOXOXOXO
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17:36 <slinky_J> House of Flies
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29:43 <slinky_J> hmm found a cool tv
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41:33 <Skirmish> Why do you keep trying to log into melbourne screws?
42:32 <screws> why not?
42:34 <screws> theres nothing stopping me
43:01 <anotherirc3r> wb
43:18 <Skirmish> You know they are never going to remove that ban so it seems like a pointless exercise.
43:32 <screws> anotherirc3r: thank you
43:37 <screws> they might
43:39 <screws> one day
43:45 <screws> i didnt think they'd remove the last ban either and (eventually) they did
43:50 <anotherirc3r> you're welcome
44:16 <LongJohn> night guyz
44:19 <Skirmish> That's a forever ban. You can be confident it will never be removed whilst Serenity admins the channel.
44:24 <Skirmish> Night.
44:34 <LongJohn> before i go... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMlcn-_jpWY
44:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Selena Gomez - Hands To Myself (Jan 20, 2016) Length: 3:48 - Category: Music - 77,818,429 views - 1,020,540 likes (94.5%), 59,743 dislikes (5.5%)
44:40 <screws> take care
44:50 <screws> i think serenity and i just need to have a talk
45:05 <anotherirc3r> night stevie
49:48 <President_Trump> hi screws
50:10 Quit: aa ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
51:04 <President_Trump> screws where did the doctor touch you?
51:15 <Skirmish> Show us on a teddy bear.
52:22 <anotherirc3r> charming
52:43 <screws> !seen steven_
52:50 <screws> where is this cat
52:56 <anotherirc3r> screws: LongJohn
53:25 <screws> LongJohn = steve ?
53:34 <anotherirc3r> yes
54:19 <President_Trump> he uses that name so you dont bother him screws
54:37 <screws> LongJohn: sup
56:21 <President_Trump> <screws> i think serenity and i just need to have a talk
56:23 <President_Trump> how come?
56:56 <Skirmish> You do realise Steven makes fun of you and laughs at you screws?
57:14 <Skirmish> I really hope you don't truly believe you are going to be looked after by him.
57:31 <Skirmish> Trump: Cause he is perm banned from #melbourne
57:37 <screws> when did i say that i wanted to be looked after by him
57:42 <shadsam> TELSTRA HAS A GLOBAL OUTAGE
57:47 <screws> that would imply also that you are harrassing me
57:52 <screws> by definition
57:56 <shadsam> fuck off screws
58:19 <screws> um. okay?
58:24 <screws> where did that come from shads
58:49 <shadsam> u told me to fuck off for no reason
59:03 <screws> when?!
59:04 <shadsam> i respected you'
59:14 <screws> Skirmish: have you been pretending to be me again
59:20 <shadsam> other day in here
59:22 <Skirmish> YOU have said that Steven was going to look after you screws.
59:37 <screws> mmm no
59:38 <screws> i have not
59:41 <shadsam> telstra got hacked
59:42 <Skirmish> I have never pretended to be you. I am not unbalanced enough to get away with it.
59:54 <screws> mm ok.
59:58 <President_Trump> <@Skirmish> Trump: Cause he is perm banned from #melbourne
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