// #nerdhacks — 2015-11-27
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00:06:48 <SpanishGuy12> wb emma and steven
00:06:58 <steven_> thx
00:07:09 <steven_> i need to change my ip
00:07:22 <steven_> im sure i cant even trust opers on my network
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01:28:25 <steven_> <-psyBNC> Sun Sep 27 19:20:29 :([email protected]) never hear from u no more but I havent been on in ages
01:28:25 <steven_> <-psyBNC> Mon Sep 28 18:53:21 :([email protected]) Oi bro, never hear from u no more but I havent been on in ages
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01:39:15 <thestig> lol
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01:59:15 <steven_> hi nate
01:59:17 <steven_> asl
02:04:28 <nate> 69 u and me, your place
02:04:42 <thestig> 2 can chew
02:04:58 <thestig> steven nate would run a muck on the other server lol
02:06:21 <nate> why would i do that! i am loving stevens box
02:06:27 <nate> lick lick
02:07:18 <nate> i have watch mission impossive, man from funkle and some other movie without watching the end
02:07:23 <nate> sad isnt it
02:08:24 <nate> i dont give a shit about the end, cause this is DRagging on!
02:08:32 * nate goes zoom zoom
02:09:14 <nate> we need thanks giving australia
02:09:31 <nate> thankyou abbos here have some money
02:09:41 <nate> be sooo sweet
02:22:10 <steven_> ;p
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02:40:35 <mishap> where is my jen hun?
02:44:40 <nate> shes off tindering
02:44:43 <nate> missed out bra
02:46:31 <mishap> fuck
02:46:36 <mishap> has she been on
02:46:45 <mishap> i only just been able to get on they server banned me
02:48:46 <nate> nup
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02:52:48 <Tisk> what
02:53:17 <Tisk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/techno-made
02:53:55 <Tisk> should hear that pump
02:54:02 <Tisk> goes off and shit
02:55:09 <Tisk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/wjmofo
03:00:17 <mishap> tisk
03:00:24 <mishap> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/techno-made sounds good but the drums are shit
03:00:32 <Tisk> fuck
03:00:40 <Tisk> u got subby
03:00:41 <Tisk> ?
03:01:02 <mishap> nah but i got good headphones
03:01:03 <Tisk> if u use on hifi its sick as
03:01:09 <Tisk> !!!
03:01:18 <mishap> im using on good headphones
03:01:30 <Tisk> i got good headphones too
03:01:36 <mishap> i have hifi but its not connected to my comp
03:01:51 <mishap> what u use to make this>
03:02:07 <Tisk> same as normal
03:02:18 <mishap> ???
03:02:24 <Tisk> skill
03:02:30 <mishap> lol skill
03:02:36 <mishap> tell me what you using Tisk
03:03:06 <mishap> Tisk you think you got skill im copying a 20gig session right now to my pc
03:03:30 <Tisk> i hardly think shit
03:03:40 <mishap> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/techno-made
03:03:43 <mishap> oi that is good
03:03:51 <mishap> wait sorry
03:03:57 <mishap> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/some
03:03:58 <mishap> this is good
03:04:01 <mishap> much better
03:04:03 <mishap> way better
03:04:11 <Tisk> kk
03:04:12 <mishap> that other one was shit with the drums
03:04:16 <mishap> this much better
03:04:20 <mishap> drums kick harder
03:04:22 <mishap> sound good
03:04:25 <mishap> other one was weird
03:04:30 <mishap> plus this goes places other just repeat
03:04:45 <mishap> fuck man ur levels are just pumped
03:04:46 <mishap> 24/7
03:04:49 <mishap> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
03:05:03 <mishap> 2 dips in the whole song its lolllllllllllll
03:05:59 <Tisk> thats what weed does
03:07:18 <mishap> weed?
03:07:34 <Tisk> yeah i smoke 2 3 cones then make a trax in 10 mins
03:07:49 <Tisk> i use multi channel mix leveling now
03:08:07 <Tisk> compressing
03:08:09 <Tisk> and shit
03:08:12 <Tisk> its like wtf
03:08:17 <Tisk> gotta do that shit
03:08:41 <Tisk> this is what beer does
03:08:42 <Tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd9rKY1TQdk
03:08:56 <mishap> right
03:09:07 <mishap> multi channel mix leveling?
03:09:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 3 bars techno (Nov 21, 2015) Length: 3:29 - Category: Music - 15 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:09:08 <mishap> wtf is that
03:09:30 <Tisk> multi volumes and layers of compression on each sound
03:09:41 <mishap> you mean multi band compression?
03:09:55 <Tisk> fucked if i know i just do it
03:10:00 <Tisk> makes it better
03:10:06 <mishap> lol ok
03:10:14 <mishap> dont know what it is but you can do it
03:10:18 <mishap> lol Tisk u funny man
03:10:20 <mishap> u drunk?
03:10:23 <Tisk> nah
03:10:25 <Tisk> stoned
03:10:51 <Tisk> i got 60$
03:10:57 <Tisk> might drink today
03:11:15 <Tisk> fuck man day i had yesterday
03:11:21 <Tisk> glad to be alone atm
03:12:15 <steven_> loooooooooool
03:12:21 <Tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoFr6xfti7M
03:12:27 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ALISID - techno song of 2015 (Nov 14, 2015) Length: 3:00 - Category: Music - 13 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:13:17 <Tisk> ascii is cool
03:13:45 <nate> tisk ya mum is cooler
03:14:31 <Tisk> d )) ((
03:14:31 <Tisk> e (( o )^^( o ))
03:14:32 <Tisk> v )) /\ ((
03:14:32 <Tisk> i \ /
03:14:32 <Tisk> l \ \VVVV/ /
03:14:53 <Tisk> lols
03:14:56 <Tisk> bored
03:16:18 <mishap> Tisk you got $60 left?
03:16:32 <Tisk> yeah
03:16:45 <Tisk> stoned as
03:16:56 <Tisk> only had like 80
03:17:25 <Tisk> would go to pokies if had car
03:17:32 <Tisk> need a beer
03:18:22 <mishap> fuck why dont u go to the pokies without a car
03:18:23 <mishap> walk
03:18:27 <mishap> sure there is a pub near u
03:18:31 <mishap> catch a bus or train
03:18:46 <Tisk> lols
03:18:53 <Tisk> there is 3 pokies near me
03:19:06 <Tisk> fuck there is to many pokies
03:20:06 <Tisk> i got gta5
03:20:07 <Tisk> for pc
03:20:18 <Tisk> but its shit
03:20:30 <Tisk> if u install trainer
03:20:38 <Tisk> fuken gotta download game again
03:21:07 <Tisk> u rob the stores
03:21:20 <Tisk> get 1500$
03:21:22 <Tisk> in gta
03:21:31 <Tisk> then die from cops lose 100$
03:21:40 <Tisk> thats all i did in it so fqar
03:24:40 <mishap> 3?
03:24:52 <mishap> why the fuck would u download a trainer for?
03:25:20 <nate> yeah why ;cheater
03:25:23 <nate> LOLOL
03:27:55 <mishap> Tisk
03:27:57 <mishap> dont cheat son
03:28:11 <mishap> not warning u again
03:28:12 <mishap> dont do it
03:29:19 <nate> only cheat with me, at midnight
03:29:23 <nate> dems da rules
03:29:32 <mishap> yes
03:29:35 <mishap> nate is horny pussy
03:29:56 <nate> we will get busted by the cops
03:29:58 <nate> 4 sure ;l
03:30:19 <nate> bedtime babez
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03:34:09 <Tisk> lol wow
03:37:32 <Tisk> hmm i think i lost 600g in wow
03:37:38 <Tisk> some fucken how
03:37:40 <Tisk> fuck
03:40:21 <mishap> 600g?
03:40:41 <Tisk> gold
03:40:53 <Tisk> i had 1200+ this morning
03:40:56 <mishap> fuck u got a lot of gold
03:40:58 <mishap> alot
03:41:07 <mishap> more than me
03:41:18 <mishap> why do u need gold for?
03:41:19 <Tisk> i spend 50000 gold on shit in last few months
03:41:21 <mishap> i never spend it
03:41:29 <mishap> have never spent gold ever
03:41:35 <Tisk> in wow?
03:41:44 <mishap> yeh man
03:41:48 <mishap> dont touch my cash hey
03:41:53 <mishap> only ever do it to repair
03:41:55 <mishap> armour
03:41:56 <mishap> weapons
03:45:11 <Tisk> i spend 5000 like 3 times on flying skills
03:46:13 <mishap> fuck wtf
03:46:14 <mishap> why?
03:46:26 <Tisk> lols
03:47:11 <Tisk> i giving up drink actually
03:47:25 <Tisk> seeing what it did to a guy i know yesterday
03:48:30 <steven_> lololololol
03:48:45 <steven_> you quit every week
03:49:06 <Tisk> i need buy food
03:49:34 <mishap> what did it do to him?
03:49:48 <Tisk> he fell of the chair in pokies
03:49:56 <mishap> Tisk it killed 2 of my best mates
03:49:59 <mishap> u should just stop
03:50:03 <Tisk> did wake up for 5 minutes
03:50:03 <mishap> dont be a dickhead
03:50:07 <Tisk> didnt
03:50:12 <mishap> ull die from it some way or another
03:50:29 <mishap> run over by train run over urself or die of liver fail or brain dead
03:50:42 <mishap> but u dont drink much so i dunno
03:50:54 <mishap> u should be ok what u should do is just go eat some healthy food and get a life
03:51:07 <Tisk> i gotta chop
03:51:19 <Tisk> lols
03:51:55 <mishap> chop what?
03:52:01 <Tisk> weed
03:52:02 <Tisk> lols
03:54:11 <mishap> ohh
03:54:13 <mishap> thought u meant penis
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04:48:05 * mishap slaps emma around a bit with a large trout
04:48:07 * mishap slaps steven_ around a bit with a large trout
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08:12:22 Nick: g^style1 is now known as g^style
09:22:56 Quit: Tisk ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
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12:17:35 <loopy> what
12:27:38 <thestig> looppptt
12:27:40 <thestig> yy
12:28:23 <thestig> tisk the junkieeee
12:31:55 <loopy> yes yes
12:32:30 <thestig> how arw u? did u get your mail?
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12:33:21 <prettymissholla> taste my poisonous vagina
12:33:35 Nick: prettymissholla is now known as BreadedChicken
12:33:38 <BreadedChicken> sick of that nick
12:45:33 <loopy> something like that
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13:00:43 Quit: BreadedChicken ([email protected]) Quit: wtf is wrong with you? Pokemon isn't meant for children. It is only for real and strong men who want to be the very best like no one ever was! Retards...
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13:16:10 <+Abortion> hurr its SpanishGuy
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13:50:52 <BlinkyBill> mens butts
13:56:57 <BlinkyBill> the dudes butt
13:57:14 <BlinkyBill> where is slinkypooftergutz
13:58:45 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooool
14:00:09 <BlinkyBill> shtevo
14:00:36 <steven_> sup
14:02:09 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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14:07:43 <BlinkyBill> narfin
14:07:51 <BlinkyBill> gettin a rigger in 15 mins
14:08:05 <BlinkyBill> .__.
14:14:01 <BlinkyBill> and a bag of cc's
14:14:06 <BlinkyBill> [:
14:14:15 <steven_> creditcard
14:14:25 <BlackDevil> joel
14:14:36 <BlackDevil> get back to work near your gay bar
14:15:02 <BlinkyBill> ( BlackDevil ) I work at the gaybar
14:15:40 <BlinkyBill> jon gyrates on dildos
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14:16:33 Mode: (by bios) +b *!*@*kiwi*irc*
14:16:34 Kick: stigmata was kicked by bios (Banned: requested)
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14:19:38 Mode: (by bios) +o steven_
14:19:39 Mode: (by steven_) +b *!*@3eea827f.dodo.net.au
14:19:48 Mode: (by steven_) +oo emma thestig
14:23:39 <steven_> i know when dat hotline bling
14:25:13 <thestig> hotline blingg
14:25:30 <steven_> it can only mean one ding
14:26:05 Mode: (by steven_) -b *!*@3eea827f.dodo.net.au
14:26:14 Mode: (by steven_) +b *!*@122.150.185.120
14:29:16 <+Abortion> Now I'm thinking of Hotline Miami, a game I've never played
14:30:07 <steven_> hahah
14:32:09 <BlackDevil> steven_
14:32:19 <BlackDevil> how many times does joel want to suck your penis?
14:37:19 <steven_> there is no number large enough
14:41:01 <steven_> <SpanishGuy12> Question ! Can you find out why I was banned I went to join the cHannel and it saying my address has been Banned !!!
14:41:01 <steven_> <SpanishGuy12> #nerdhacks unable to join channel (address is banned)
14:41:01 <steven_> <SpanishGuy12> well how did u go ????
14:42:23 <+Abortion> lol
14:43:20 <+Abortion> "Well, I found out that you are a faggot, so I banned you"
14:43:23 <steven_> hahah
14:43:35 <steven_> <SpanishGuy12> what do u think of Amelia, do u think shes genuine
14:43:35 <steven_> <SpanishGuy12> shes nice to me Im only asking
14:43:35 <steven_> <steven_> yeah
14:43:35 <steven_> <SpanishGuy12> yeah to what ?
14:43:35 <steven_> <SpanishGuy12> And how old is she do U know ?
14:43:35 <steven_> <steven_> 37 i think
14:43:51 <+Abortion> lol yep, still being SpanishGuy
14:45:17 <+Abortion> fwiw, at least he isn't asking about jen
14:46:35 <+Abortion> unlike 50% of males in here
14:48:26 <steven_> hahah
14:48:37 <steven_> <SpanishGuy12> what do u think of Amelia, do u think shes genuine
14:48:37 <steven_> <steven_> yeh
14:48:37 <steven_> <steven_> she is a hot slut
14:51:14 <thestig> hahaha
14:51:27 <+Abortion> I wonder if "Noble Sluts" could be a thing
14:53:41 <BlinkyBill> my balls smell
14:54:16 <thestig> i think that spanishguy is a stalker
14:54:38 <steven_> <SpanishGuy12> shes lives in Perth also
14:54:38 <steven_> <SpanishGuy12> what do u mean shes a hot Slut ? ?
14:54:38 <steven_> <steven_> she a sexy cunt
14:54:48 <thestig> haha
14:56:23 <+Abortion> "You mean she doesn't just love me alone?"
14:56:41 <+Abortion> >shes nice to me
14:58:04 <BlinkyBill> smelly balls
15:01:38 <+Abortion> spray deodorant on your balls
15:02:35 <+Abortion> >sniffing his own balls
15:02:59 <steven_> haahaha
15:03:18 <BlinkyBill> lolz
15:03:40 <+Abortion> using hair removal creme on balls
15:03:48 <BlinkyBill> no way
15:03:50 <+Abortion> so many troll reviews on amazon
15:04:50 <BlinkyBill> wanta smell my ballz
15:07:11 <+Abortion> Nah, I'll just take your word for it that they need to be washed
15:08:18 <BlinkyBill> have about a bottled fart
15:08:30 <BlinkyBill> how
15:09:07 <+Abortion> I'm not a medical laboratory
15:10:12 <BlinkyBill> nice bottled fart for u
15:10:16 <BlinkyBill> open hapiness
15:10:26 <+Abortion> ew coke
15:17:00 <BlinkyBill> ;]~
15:21:04 Mode: (by steven_) -bb *!*@122.150.185.120 *!*@*kiwi*irc*
15:30:29 <BlinkyBill> any homosexual doods
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15:30:41 <BlinkyBill> poofter gutz
15:32:45 <BlinkyBill> gay loards anonymous
15:32:50 Nick: Abortion is now known as imarealgirl
15:33:00 <+imarealgirl> huehuehuehuehue
15:33:11 <+imarealgirl> I was one wood
15:33:51 <+imarealgirl> *once
15:34:02 <+imarealgirl> A puppet
15:34:12 <+imarealgirl> Then I was charmed by a fairy
15:34:14 <thestig> hi girl
15:34:24 <+imarealgirl> hi thestig :)
15:34:26 <thestig> are u into rc cars???????
15:34:33 <+imarealgirl> no whats that lol
15:34:46 <BlinkyBill> remote control
15:34:48 <BlinkyBill> lolz
15:35:01 <+imarealgirl> that sounds cool :D
15:35:07 <+imarealgirl> can you show me yours? ;)
15:35:09 <thestig> lol abortion playing hard to get!!!
15:35:16 <thestig> i mean girl
15:35:26 <+imarealgirl> teehee
15:35:29 <BlinkyBill> poofy guy by the looks of it
15:35:32 <+imarealgirl> im so bad at this
15:36:12 <BlinkyBill> u into bumjacking
15:36:26 <+imarealgirl> whats that
15:37:12 <thestig> lolll
15:37:21 <thestig> u are the new jen
15:37:29 <+imarealgirl> is that good ??? :o
15:37:37 <thestig> cant change your nic back for 24 hours
15:38:02 <+imarealgirl> i dont no if i can last that log
15:38:31 <thestig> dony worry i hear irc guys cant get it up
15:38:33 <+imarealgirl> oh stig i need help
15:38:43 <thestig> what do u need!
15:39:06 <steven_> oh
15:39:09 <+imarealgirl> well im told that i need ammonium and peroxide
15:39:13 <steven_> the guys here will look after you
15:39:38 <thestig> lol
15:39:43 <+imarealgirl> also try niro toluine
15:40:04 <+imarealgirl> idk some guys came by my house and gave me this list
15:41:42 <+imarealgirl> where did everyone go?
15:41:53 <+imarealgirl> did i says something wrong ??
15:42:55 <+imarealgirl> oh hang on
15:43:05 Mode: (by imarealgirl) -o imarealgirl
15:43:21 <imarealgirl> there we go
15:43:29 <imarealgirl> :)
15:51:06 <SpanishGuy12> Hi thestig
15:51:16 <SpanishGuy12> hi imarealgirl
15:51:29 <imarealgirl> hi SpanishGuy12
15:51:43 <SpanishGuy12> how are you ?
15:52:03 <imarealgirl> oh im good
15:52:40 <SpanishGuy12> k
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15:54:58 <imarealgirl> yeah how about you
15:55:19 <SpanishGuy12> yeah im great thanks
15:56:08 <imarealgirl> hey i have a question
15:56:30 <imarealgirl> do you think that if a girl is pregnent is it ok to get an abortion?
15:57:26 Mode: (by steven_) +o SpanishGuy12
15:57:35 <SpanishGuy12> cheer steven_
15:57:42 <imarealgirl> oh whats that mean
15:57:58 <SpanishGuy12> whats what mean ?
15:58:05 <SpanishGuy12> cheer bro
15:58:08 <SpanishGuy12> cheers bro
15:58:18 <imarealgirl> what are you thanking steven for
15:58:50 <SpanishGuy12> Op aka @SpanishGuy12
15:59:07 <imarealgirl> i dont get it
16:01:29 <SpanishGuy12> its up to you if you want to have the abortion, Im not a fan of it but thats totally up to U
16:01:51 <imarealgirl> oh idk
16:01:54 <imarealgirl> im not getting one
16:01:56 <imarealgirl> its my friend
16:02:01 <imarealgirl> and i dont know if its good or not
16:02:36 <SpanishGuy12> Im thanking Steven_ for giving me operator meaning if somone its rude or swearing etc I can banned them form this room etc
16:02:39 <SpanishGuy12> make sence
16:02:41 <imarealgirl> i hear it can make you sick
16:02:48 <imarealgirl> oh ok
16:02:54 <imarealgirl> does that happen much
16:03:09 <SpanishGuy12> I heard that too n sometime girl can be in pain for a while after the procedure
16:03:15 <imarealgirl> wow
16:03:22 <imarealgirl> but birth also hurts
16:03:28 <SpanishGuy12> from time to time but not that much
16:03:33 <SpanishGuy12> yeah true
16:04:59 <imarealgirl> so are you from spain ?
16:05:49 <SpanishGuy12> si si mi from spain
16:06:22 <imarealgirl> oh whats puta mean
16:06:36 <SpanishGuy12> bitch
16:06:54 <imarealgirl> oh thats not very nice
16:07:03 <SpanishGuy12> nope not at all
16:07:47 <imarealgirl> i think im going to have to tell one of my friends off
16:08:00 <imarealgirl> shes from spain
16:08:01 <SpanishGuy12> whys that
16:08:29 <imarealgirl> well she said some stuff in spanish and i think she was talking about me
16:08:47 <SpanishGuy12> oh okay sorry to hear :/
16:09:55 <imarealgirl> i cant beleve how mean girls can be
16:10:29 <imarealgirl> when you talk to guys they always say nice things about you
16:10:36 <imarealgirl> but not girls
16:10:51 <imarealgirl> they say you look pretty but not right now
16:10:57 <imarealgirl> stuff like that
16:11:02 <imarealgirl> its hard
16:11:12 <SpanishGuy12> yeah guys say the same thing about guys also
16:11:20 <imarealgirl> oh they do
16:11:23 <SpanishGuy12> n I had my fair share over time
16:11:26 <imarealgirl> interesting
16:11:33 <imarealgirl> oh im sorry to hear that
16:11:41 <SpanishGuy12> its okay thank you
16:12:05 <imarealgirl> do i seem wooden to you
16:12:19 <SpanishGuy12> but at the end of the day I dont care what people say or so, I live my life the way I want too and enjoy it
16:12:28 <SpanishGuy12> what to u mean wooden :/
16:12:33 <SpanishGuy12> what do you mean ?
16:12:41 <imarealgirl> idk people have called me that before
16:12:51 <SpanishGuy12> what do you mean ?
16:12:53 <imarealgirl> so thats why i picked this nick
16:13:00 <imarealgirl> its like pinnochio but a girl
16:13:33 <SpanishGuy12> I know the pinnochio story but whats that got to do witH u
16:14:02 <imarealgirl> i just thought, because people are saying im wooden that ill be pinnochia
16:14:45 <SpanishGuy12> please explain why do people say ur wooden, U still havent explain why they say It ?
16:14:55 <imarealgirl> idk why they say it
16:15:12 <SpanishGuy12> U must know
16:15:19 <imarealgirl> i looked it up and it means boring and bad at expression
16:15:25 <imarealgirl> but i dont know why they say that
16:16:10 <imarealgirl> do i really seem that boring
16:16:26 <SpanishGuy12> no
16:16:34 <SpanishGuy12> not at all u seem find to me
16:16:52 <imarealgirl> would you still respond the same if i was a guy ??
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16:17:11 Nick: kuniva is now known as MensButts
16:17:14 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:17:15 <steven_> hi MensButts
16:17:18 * steven_ sniffs MensButts
16:17:24 <MensButts> lolz
16:17:31 <steven_> looooooooooool
16:17:31 <MensButts> i got a slurpee
16:17:34 <MensButts> [:
16:17:37 <steven_> has it got aids?
16:17:40 <imarealgirl> hi guys
16:17:44 <MensButts> your father does
16:17:44 <steven_> hey imarealgirl
16:17:52 <steven_> show us where you piss from
16:17:58 <imarealgirl> what no
16:17:59 <MensButts> working sunday
16:18:02 <steven_> im joking!
16:18:05 <steven_> your a bae
16:18:09 <steven_> anymore of them pictures?
16:18:18 <imarealgirl> hey those werent of me
16:18:22 <steven_> sure sure
16:18:32 <SpanishGuy12> lol
16:18:45 <nate> who is naked
16:18:49 <nate> tellll meee!
16:18:55 <imarealgirl> no one !!!
16:18:57 <MensButts> mee
16:19:00 <imarealgirl> its just pictures on the internet
16:19:03 <nate> ok SpanishGuy will do
16:19:10 <nate> MensButts 2 easy
16:19:27 <MensButts> my balls smell at the moment
16:19:56 <nate> tisk will clean them MensButts
16:20:00 <nate> hes good at cleaning
16:20:06 <MensButts> lolz
16:21:33 <MensButts> great balls of fire
16:21:54 <imarealgirl> bbl
16:23:56 <MensButts> have a bumjack
16:23:58 <nate> i was a real girl once
16:24:06 <nate> then i grew a 1inch penis for MensButts
16:24:16 <MensButts> lolz
16:24:41 <MensButts> smelly butts
16:28:13 <MensButts> ;]
16:28:16 <MensButts> ;l
16:28:46 <nate> love u MensButts
16:28:50 <nate> wanna lick?
16:29:11 <MensButts> nup
16:29:36 <nate> http://g01.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1Kk7mHVXXXXX9XXXXq6xXFXXXz/sexy-men-s-underwear-cotton-jock-tricolor-jockstraps-wide-waistband-tight-and-solid-support-butt-lift.jpg
16:30:00 <imarealgirl> ooh those are nice
16:30:06 <MensButts> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
16:30:26 <nate> MensButts has em on right now
16:30:34 <imarealgirl> no way
16:30:35 <MensButts> do not
16:30:49 <nate> u coulda got bin laiden MensButts geeez
16:31:02 <imarealgirl> hehe
16:31:47 <nate> i have a packet of bbq chips, im gonna stuff them into MensButts ;L
16:32:01 <MensButts> lolz
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16:32:24 <imarealgirl> that sounds painful
16:32:33 <MensButts> i got cc's
16:32:34 <MensButts> :))
16:32:41 <MensButts> finished me slurpie
16:32:43 <imarealgirl> doritos are better
16:32:50 <MensButts> nup
16:32:57 <imarealgirl> are too
16:33:03 <MensButts> nup
16:33:13 <imarealgirl> CCs have a weird taste
16:33:20 <MensButts> nup
16:33:47 <imarealgirl> i think your tongue is broken
16:33:52 Nick: MensButts is now known as BlinkyBill
16:34:19 <nate> cc's are more salty like BlinkyBills sack
16:34:41 <imarealgirl> ew good thing i dont plan to lick them
16:34:44 <BlinkyBill> nup
16:35:02 <nate> BlinkyBill needs to upgrade his game, u going to the pub billy?
16:35:41 <BlinkyBill> nup
16:36:01 <BlinkyBill> relaxing tonight
16:36:05 <nate> tisky and BlinkyBill graftin da ladies
16:36:20 <BlinkyBill> work on sunday
16:37:41 <nate> BlinkyBill have u seen tiskys video
16:37:44 <nate> its classic
16:37:47 <nate> https://vid.me/L94N
16:38:41 <nate> kick start ya weekend with dat
16:38:45 <nate> bit of a smoke
16:38:47 <nate> lol
16:39:29 <BlinkyBill> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
16:40:33 <BlinkyBill> lolololol
16:40:55 <BlinkyBill> my dad asked for a joint
16:41:02 <BlinkyBill> ¬.¬
16:42:14 <nate> show him da video
16:42:22 <nate> and say dont do it!
16:42:25 <nate> lol
16:44:42 <nate> im gonna watch a new series FRANKNBEANSTEIN
16:44:55 <nate> or frankenstien for short
16:45:11 <nate> Bum jack BlinkyBill right now im kean
16:45:30 <nate> right up dat gum tree
16:50:14 <imarealgirl> hey how do you guys think I look in this dress http://i.imgur.com/LfuKPEt.jpg
16:54:08 <nate> is it for a yellow submarine wedding?>
16:54:14 <steven_> hot
16:55:28 <imarealgirl> no?
16:55:50 <imarealgirl> its for my dads wedding
16:56:09 <nate> look better on the floor in BlinkyBills room :L
16:56:29 <nate> BLINKY!!!!
16:57:08 <nate> imarealgirl BlinkyBill will give u his rating shortly
16:57:22 <imarealgirl> why whats yours?
16:57:25 <nate> he said amelia had fat hands, hes very honest
16:57:34 <imarealgirl> sounds mena
16:57:36 <imarealgirl> mean
16:57:52 <nate> u look like a flower:)
16:57:55 <nate> be good for a wedding
16:57:59 <imarealgirl> aww thank you
17:03:05 <BlinkyBill> aahahaahhaah
17:03:06 <BlinkyBill> loser
17:03:29 <BlinkyBill> yellow is 4 losers
17:03:43 <thestig> yellow is best!
17:04:15 <BlinkyBill> says the poofter gutz
17:07:33 <BlinkyBill> frankenstein
17:09:52 <BlinkyBill> nate had a bumjack lastnight
17:10:58 <imarealgirl> >
17:10:58 <imarealgirl> >The system has you.
17:10:58 <imarealgirl> `deop SpanishGuy12
17:11:05 <imarealgirl> damn it
17:11:39 Mode: (by bios) +o imarealgirl
17:11:42 <+imarealgirl> `deop SpanishGuy12
17:11:43 Mode: (by bios) -o SpanishGuy12
17:11:54 <+imarealgirl> The world around you you see, is a lie
17:12:03 <+imarealgirl> here, we are reduced to mere batteries
17:12:17 <+imarealgirl> You think that's air you're breathing?
17:12:26 Nick: imarealgirl is now known as Abortion
17:12:30 <+Abortion> `op
17:12:55 <nate> Abortion is now wearing that yellow dress
17:13:01 <+Abortion> The world is not what it seems, Neo
17:13:23 <+Abortion> So you took at look at the woman in a yellow dress. What did you think of her?
17:13:28 <+Abortion> SpanishGuy12: Look again
17:13:48 * Abortion is now an agent of the matrix with a gun to SpanishGuy12's head
17:13:50 <BlinkyBill> the line was red dress
17:13:51 <BlinkyBill> loool
17:13:54 <BlinkyBill> got bumjack ur uncle
17:14:00 <+Abortion> oi fucktard
17:14:02 <+Abortion> read context
17:14:11 <+Abortion> the photo I posted was a yellow dress
17:14:22 <BlinkyBill> looks shitty
17:14:51 <+Abortion> Well I did find it by googling "ugly dress"
17:15:37 <nate> perfect for wedding then
17:15:38 <nate> lol
17:19:08 <BlinkyBill> quoting the matrix
17:19:20 <BlinkyBill> what a total fucking bumjacking arselicker :]
17:19:35 <nate> agent smith will fuck u BlinkyBill
17:19:48 <+Abortion> Hugo Weaving is a boss
17:20:26 <BlinkyBill> agent bumjack
17:20:52 <nate> i may require a snooze
17:21:02 <nate> BlinkyBill jUmp On meeeh!
17:21:21 <BlinkyBill> nup
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17:21:36 <BlinkyBill> pisstopher
17:21:42 <Tisk> what cunt
17:21:43 <BlinkyBill> christoph the pissedoff pisstroff
17:22:07 <BlinkyBill> bitch nigger
17:23:18 <BlinkyBill> pencil neck
17:23:25 <BlinkyBill> poofter bitch
17:23:38 <nate> tisk so hot right now
17:23:48 <nate> BlinkyBill watched your video and enjoy it
17:24:02 <Tisk> bored so much
17:24:17 <BlinkyBill> i smoking weed
17:24:19 <Tisk> everybody i really want to see
17:24:25 <Tisk> never comes
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17:24:31 <+Abortion> >everybody = women
17:24:36 <Tisk> yep
17:24:42 <+Abortion> gee go figure
17:24:49 <+Abortion> I just pulled a fast one on SpanishGuy
17:24:58 <+Abortion> seems to be a common theme around here
17:25:00 <Tisk> lols
17:25:13 <+Abortion> yes, I went by the nick "imarealgirl"
17:25:28 <+Abortion> with the help of steven_ and thestig, made a relatively convincing account
17:25:35 <Tisk> Abortion, can we hug
17:25:46 <Tisk> i will do cpr
17:26:03 <BlinkyBill> aaaaaahahahahhahahahha
17:26:03 <+Abortion> once I broke the illusion, seemed like it took him a little while to realise
17:26:14 <+Abortion> not sure if that was because he was dumb or I was good
17:26:19 <+Abortion> (or somewhere in the middle)
17:26:24 <BlinkyBill> tisk is gay
17:26:30 <Tisk> oh u not female Abortion
17:26:31 <BlinkyBill> tisk is a faggot bitch
17:26:34 <+Abortion> indeed Tisk
17:26:38 <Tisk> dam it
17:26:41 <BlinkyBill> hhahhhhahahah
17:26:42 <BlinkyBill> tisk is gayu
17:26:43 <+Abortion> even the mere mention of female seems to get you guys hot
17:26:44 <BlinkyBill> tisk is gay
17:26:51 <BlinkyBill> tisk is gay
17:28:13 <+Abortion> Today I take my mantle as having increased my dickishness
17:28:23 <+Abortion> I have successfully scorned someone in a way I never have before
17:28:55 <steven_> haha
17:29:08 <+Abortion> so yeah, he slinked off quietly
17:29:13 <+Abortion> I suspect he is a tad depressed
17:29:49 <steven_> <SpanishGuy12> and what you do mean get into her
17:29:49 <steven_> <steven_> get into them knickers
17:29:49 <steven_> <SpanishGuy12> bro I just said something n u fkn ignored me
17:29:49 <steven_> <SpanishGuy12> Ill be honest with ya, I know know nothing much about her besides if she real
17:29:49 <steven_> <SpanishGuy12> and a normal chic etc
17:29:49 <steven_> <SpanishGuy12> Thanks Bro for not responding when I am been serious
17:29:49 <steven_> <steven_> no problems bro
17:29:49 <steven_> <SpanishGuy12> okay thanks for your advice and response (NOT )
17:29:50 <steven_> <SpanishGuy12> Well ???
17:29:50 <steven_> <SpanishGuy12> can u op me please
17:30:49 <+Abortion> lol so he was being guarded
17:31:06 <+Abortion> guess thestig and steven_ vouching got it off the line
17:32:04 <+Abortion> <SpanishGuy12> Hi
17:32:04 <+Abortion> <imarealgirl> hi hi
17:32:04 <+Abortion> <SpanishGuy12> so so whats the plan for this weekend
17:32:04 <+Abortion> <imarealgirl> just going on a trip with family
17:32:04 <+Abortion> <SpanishGuy12> oh ok, where are you off to for your family trip
17:32:06 <+Abortion> <imarealgirl> Manton Dam
17:32:08 <+Abortion> <SpanishGuy12> oh ok
17:32:10 <+Abortion> <SpanishGuy12> enjoy
17:32:12 <+Abortion> <imarealgirl> I'm hoping we don't get hit badly by the storm
17:32:15 <+Abortion> <imarealgirl> might have to cancel :(
17:32:17 <+Abortion> <SpanishGuy12> yeah yeah true
17:32:19 <+Abortion> <imarealgirl> what are you doing
17:32:21 <+Abortion> <SpanishGuy12> going out for drinks with friends
17:32:23 <+Abortion> <SpanishGuy12> soon im gettign ready
17:32:26 <+Abortion> <imarealgirl> oh cool
17:32:26 Kick: Abortion was kicked by bios (flood)
17:32:52 Join: Abortion ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
17:33:01 <Abortion> oh get bent
17:33:03 <Abortion> how much of that posted
17:33:20 <nate> u are a cute girl Abortion ;p
17:33:23 <steven_> <Abortion> <imarealgirl> oh cool
17:33:38 <nate> ohh kewl
17:33:51 <Abortion> <imarealgirl> oh cool
17:33:51 <Abortion> <imarealgirl> dont get too drunk
17:33:51 <Abortion> <SpanishGuy12> yeah it is
17:33:51 <Abortion> <SpanishGuy12> I won
17:33:51 <Abortion> <SpanishGuy12> wont
17:33:52 <Abortion> <SpanishGuy12> thanks for your concern, that's very nice of U
17:33:54 <Abortion> <SpanishGuy12> why did u deop me
17:33:57 <Abortion> <SpanishGuy12> for ?
17:33:59 <Abortion> <Abortion> Find a nice, real girl tonight. Also you need to be more interesting. I did a lot of conversation leading there, you need to find more stuff to talk about.
17:35:03 <nate> llol
17:35:19 <steven_> hhhahaaa
17:35:50 <steven_> you tarnished your perfect record
17:36:07 <Abortion> howso?
17:36:34 <nate> i thought Abortion was nice
17:36:39 <steven_> same
17:36:53 <Abortion> ah
17:37:00 <steven_> hahhaahha
17:37:22 <Abortion> Gotta learn to be mean some time
17:37:31 <Abortion> otherwise I'll be prancing around the paddock forever
17:37:43 <steven_> Abortion listen to some taylor swift to redeem
17:38:17 <Abortion> shit now I have to buy a christmas present for a 1 year old neice of mine
17:38:22 <Abortion> who lives overseas
17:38:32 <Abortion> stupid family kris kringle
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17:39:47 <Abortion> oh man you missed the action BlackDevil
17:39:49 <Abortion> err BreadedChicken
17:40:10 <BreadedChicken> woooo
17:40:16 <BreadedChicken> aaww
17:40:27 <BlinkyBill> slinky poofter wooly woofter gutz
17:40:29 <BreadedChicken> well my news is downloaded windows 10 and have been playing xbox one on laptop :P
17:40:34 <Abortion> yeah, I suckered a guy in by posing as a girl
17:40:49 <BlinkyBill> olz
17:40:51 <BreadedChicken> NICE
17:40:51 <BlinkyBill> lolz
17:40:57 <Abortion> actually, no one has rated me on convincingness yet
17:41:11 <BlinkyBill> u didnt convince me
17:41:24 <Abortion> thats because you were talking when I changed my nick BlinkyBill
17:41:39 <Abortion> you already knew ahead of time
17:41:48 <BlinkyBill> :]
17:42:28 <BreadedChicken> lol
17:43:59 <BlinkyBill> suck my balls slinky j
17:45:12 <nate> deal
17:45:53 <nate> Abortion it was a good pic a sad fat chick in a dress a younger version of jen
17:46:10 <nate> peerfect
17:46:20 <BlinkyBill> i had
17:46:38 <BlinkyBill> a pie 2 chicken n garlic balls and a can of fanta for smoko
17:48:05 <BlinkyBill> [:
17:52:32 <BreadedChicken> xbox on pc!
17:52:33 <BreadedChicken> wooooo
17:52:47 <BreadedChicken> now stig cant say pc gaming is better coz im playin it on pc
17:52:49 <BreadedChicken> HAW HAW!
17:52:52 <BreadedChicken> owned
17:58:22 <thestig> wii is better
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18:12:14 <BreadedChicken> lol
18:12:19 <Tisk> argh drank 2 litres of cordial
18:12:35 <BreadedChicken> wii is the most expensive PC simba ever had
18:13:02 <BreadedChicken> i put LA ICE maxi in the freezer to make slushy
18:13:56 <Tisk> k
18:14:06 <Tisk> nice
18:14:34 <Tisk> once in blue moon ppl see me on friday night
18:14:43 <Tisk> for that fact
18:14:48 <Tisk> forget everyone
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18:15:23 <BreadedChicken> lol
18:15:29 <BreadedChicken> fuck what day it is
18:15:29 <Tisk> no more drinking for me
18:16:52 <Tisk> i just get very very dehydrated from grog
18:18:50 <Tisk> if i dont stop i will die from drinking
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18:26:43 <BreadedChicken> i gots 5 beers
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18:29:26 <Tisk> cooking rice
18:29:30 <Tisk> for fried rice
18:29:46 <Tisk> bacon vegies onion eggs rice
18:29:58 <Tisk> hungry as
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18:31:05 <loopy> hey tisk
18:31:46 <loopy> you're beautiful
18:31:55 <Tisk> why
18:32:14 <Tisk> aint u a guy
18:33:36 <Tisk> if not why dont we hug
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18:34:38 <loopy> i'm a beast
18:34:51 <loopy> would u like a hug from a beast?
18:35:02 <Tisk> female?
18:35:29 <Tisk> if beast means cuddly
18:36:12 <loopy> yes tisk i'm a BBW BIG BLACK WOMAN
18:37:06 <Tisk> cool
18:37:39 <Tisk> pics
18:42:21 <loopy> no
18:42:51 <Tisk> :/
18:43:06 <Tisk> hi anyways
18:43:09 <Tisk> :)
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18:43:40 <Abortion> hallo amelia
18:43:51 <Abortion> today blue panties played the part of a girl
18:43:56 <amelia> o hay wots up
18:43:58 <amelia> ohhh
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18:44:07 <Abortion> and fucked with SpanishGuy12
18:44:07 <amelia> please continue
18:44:12 <amelia> you bully
18:44:24 <Abortion> yes, yes I am
18:44:33 <Abortion> I put in a lot of effort
18:44:52 <amelia> did you send fake pics of an asian girl saying it was you
18:45:03 <Abortion> not asian no
18:45:11 <Abortion> I sent http://i.imgur.com/LfuKPEt.jpg
18:45:23 <Abortion> made sure it couldn't be reverse image searched
18:45:30 <amelia> jeezus next time warn a sister
18:45:32 <amelia> damn bright
18:45:37 <amelia> reverse image search?
18:45:39 <Abortion> hahaha
18:45:44 <loopy> heya
18:45:49 <Abortion> yeah you can use google image search to try and track down a pictures source
18:45:52 <amelia> sup loop
18:45:54 <amelia> ohhh i see
18:46:00 <amelia> if its on fb etc
18:46:00 <Abortion> you upload or link a picture and it'll look for similar ones
18:46:20 <amelia> like wot they do on catfish
18:46:26 <Abortion> guess so
18:46:42 <Abortion> I also made sure to pick a realistic girl
18:46:43 <amelia> did he like the pic
18:46:47 <Abortion> not too hot, not too ugly
18:46:51 <Abortion> tbh not even sure if he saw it
18:47:00 <Abortion> I had my partners in crime back me up
18:47:20 <amelia> aka BreadedChicken
18:47:25 <Abortion> no
18:47:28 <Abortion> he wasn't around at the time
18:47:36 <amelia> steven no doubt
18:47:37 <amelia> ahahaha
18:47:41 <Abortion> yes
18:47:45 <Abortion> an one other person
18:47:59 <amelia> hmmm
18:48:04 <amelia> was gonna say thestig
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18:48:06 <MensButts> yo
18:48:10 <MensButts> -_-
18:48:13 <amelia> but i doubt he would
18:48:15 <Abortion> you'd be right
18:48:18 <amelia> ohhh
18:48:19 Nick: MensButts is now known as BlinkyBill
18:48:20 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
18:48:21 <BlinkyBill> melies
18:48:24 <BlinkyBill> hey fatso
18:48:42 <amelia> does spanish now have a new crush on yellowgirl
18:48:47 <loopy> pedo
18:49:04 <Abortion> I kicked up
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18:49:08 <steven_> u have a crush on him!
18:49:09 <Abortion> though never said I was a guy
18:49:09 <steven_> haha
18:49:17 <amelia> ahaahahhaah
18:49:17 <BlinkyBill> my balls are big
18:49:23 <Abortion> I wasn't going to play that long a game
18:49:29 <amelia> poor spanish
18:49:43 <Abortion> I caught tisk out briefly too
18:49:48 <Abortion> not even meaning to
18:49:53 <amelia> he seems very... i dunno the word
18:50:09 <Abortion> it is a sad case, I'll admit
18:50:16 <amelia> mind of a child in some ways
18:50:18 <Abortion> but he's also pestered quite a few people in PM
18:50:24 <amelia> tisk or Spanish
18:50:28 <Abortion> spanish
18:50:58 <loopy> whats wrong with him
18:50:58 <Abortion> tisk is just bitter
18:51:03 <Abortion> he is slow
18:51:12 <loopy> tisk likes BBW
18:51:39 <Tisk> :)
18:51:40 <BlinkyBill> hes a pencil neck cunt
18:52:12 <Abortion> also I think someone has commented that spanish isn't actually spanish either
18:52:44 <amelia> i would have no idea
18:52:59 <amelia> his name sounds spanish
18:53:07 <amelia> or foreign at least ahah
18:53:15 <amelia> but my name isn't amelia
18:53:19 <amelia> so who knows
18:53:23 <Abortion> mine isn't Abortion or James May either
18:53:28 <amelia> same
18:53:41 <BreadedChicken> this so much fun!
18:53:46 <Abortion> Think I have actually said my name here before
18:53:52 <BreadedChicken> I am as good as stig now!
18:53:53 <Abortion> wonder if anyone can remember
18:54:01 <BreadedChicken> i shall celebrate by the dropping of a poop
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18:54:28 <Abortion> man I am sitting in the mall, because I had to pick up a present, and now I don't know what to do
18:55:14 <loopy> sit there and stare at ppl that walk past
18:55:21 <Abortion> yeah sure
18:55:28 <loopy> stare into there eyes
18:55:39 <Abortion> pierce into their very soul with eyes of jet
18:55:43 <loopy> and lick ur lips
18:55:53 <Abortion> not so much
18:56:21 <loopy> fine
18:56:50 <Abortion> I mean, if I wanted to get a visit from some walking cops I might
18:57:04 <Abortion> maybe I should wait for some cops to walk by and do it to them
18:57:53 <Abortion> sigh
18:57:58 <Abortion> may as well get dinner or something
18:58:14 <BreadedChicken> iluvWindows10!!
18:58:27 <BreadedChicken> ur sitting in a MALL
18:58:30 <Abortion> yes
18:58:30 <BreadedChicken> GET YIROS!
18:58:34 <Abortion> rundle mall
18:58:40 <BreadedChicken> oh that mall
18:58:45 <BreadedChicken> mawlz bawls
18:58:51 <loopy> im sitting at work
18:58:52 <Abortion> yes
18:58:56 <loopy> in a chair
18:59:12 <loopy> typing on a keyboard
18:59:16 <BreadedChicken> makes me want to go to rundle st
18:59:22 <loopy> looking into the monitor on the left
18:59:28 <BreadedChicken> see movie eat food drink
18:59:30 <loopy> which has mIRC open
18:59:30 <Abortion> I guess they do have yiros down that way
18:59:35 <BreadedChicken> werd
18:59:39 <Abortion> so much work loopy
18:59:40 <loopy> and im writing into now
18:59:46 <BreadedChicken> I shall brb, commence with poop.
18:59:51 <Abortion> I wonder if you are doing as little as I did
19:00:08 <loopy> i wanna go home
19:00:10 <loopy> eat
19:00:12 <loopy> sleep
19:00:18 <Tisk> fuck Tisk ?
19:00:35 <Abortion> time for some gay man train sex
19:00:40 <Tisk> fucken smoke alarm
19:01:21 <Abortion> actually I don't particularly feel like yiros tbh
19:02:52 <Abortion> I actually want some asian grease, but chinatown is so far away
19:03:57 <amelia> i haf to go adelaide next year
19:03:59 <amelia> wahhhhhh
19:04:39 <Abortion> why whats happening here?
19:04:42 <loopy> chinatown is overnight
19:05:05 <Abortion> eh?
19:05:20 <loopy> chinatown chemist
19:05:34 <loopy> open 24hrs
19:06:10 <amelia> my grannymas 80th
19:06:17 <Abortion> alright I guess I'll take the tram part of the way
19:06:32 <Abortion> doing alright then
19:06:40 <Abortion> bbl
19:08:54 <loopy> better not be disturbd tnite
19:09:01 <loopy> hate disturbances
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19:23:07 <BreadedChicken> Pussy Come Fuck Me Boots
19:28:19 <Abortion> Pork Noodle Soup
19:28:32 <Abortion> now the waiting game begins
19:30:21 <loopy> the end is near
19:30:24 <loopy> FOR ALL OF YOU
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19:34:09 <Abortion> pork noodle soup recieved
19:34:11 <Abortion> mmm time
19:34:30 <Abortion> I hope this is full of MSG
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19:39:32 <BreadedChicken> yum prk ndle souppp
19:40:19 <Abortion> TheGhostOfGaymasPast:
19:40:21 <Abortion> hurr hurr hurr I make joke
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19:42:13 <Abortion> yo nate
19:42:20 <Abortion> hows it gaying?
19:42:45 <nate> super
19:43:03 <Abortion> I am pleased to hear it
19:46:34 <steven_> sluts
19:47:35 <amelia> nathaniels
19:49:56 <nate> ol top heavy was having a perv on my phat booty today amelia
19:50:03 <nate> DROOLZ
19:50:06 <amelia> oooooo
19:50:16 <amelia> she be lovin the nathaniel bubblebuyt
19:50:30 <amelia> did you bend over n pop it for her
19:50:39 <nate> yes i was wearing blue undies like Abortions
19:50:46 <Abortion> gold
19:50:53 <amelia> yum
19:51:10 <nate> my little pt mate has a workout buddy now, mate from highschool ;l
19:51:18 <nate> hes lovin gym
19:51:27 <Abortion> I canned the gym
19:51:32 <Abortion> couldn't find the time
19:51:47 <amelia> aww cute
19:51:59 <amelia> my tootsies are blistering underneath
19:52:02 <amelia> near the arches
19:52:07 <amelia> bad on my right foot
19:52:17 <nate> u sunbaking them/
19:52:21 <nate> lol
19:52:22 <amelia> stupid fuckin shoes not supportive enough for ma high arches
19:52:33 <Abortion> I have pretty flat feet
19:52:38 <Abortion> opposite problem really
19:52:42 <amelia> so i got new ones today cos i been running a lot lately
19:52:52 <amelia> yeah flat is gud tho
19:52:59 <Abortion> nah they get sore
19:53:07 <amelia> i gots new mizunos :D
19:53:17 <Abortion> I had mizunos
19:53:20 <amelia> flat you can wear more
19:53:26 <Abortion> but then they got holes in them very quickly
19:53:26 <amelia> neutral shoe
19:53:35 <Abortion> because mesh
19:53:38 <Abortion> they were fucking expensive too
19:53:39 <amelia> ohh
19:53:43 <amelia> yah they pricey
19:53:49 <amelia> mine were $209
19:53:51 <amelia> :(
19:53:54 <nate> Abortion was kicking cane toads with them
19:54:09 <amelia> but i cant run in my asics if they gonna fuck my feet up n hurt
19:54:13 <amelia> and i cant not run
19:54:15 <Abortion> so I got asics with mesh which is better reinforced and also soles which don't wear out so fast
19:54:26 <amelia> hah
19:54:31 <amelia> swaperoonie
19:54:32 <Abortion> cos actually I'd worn one side of the sole badly too
19:54:39 <Abortion> pronating foot
19:54:40 <nate> kayhoes are the only asics that worked for me, the rest blow
19:55:24 <Abortion> I liked my mizunos though
19:55:26 <Abortion> striking red color
19:55:44 <nate> Abortion u should go back bop that booty
19:55:44 <amelia> my old asics were gud
19:55:49 <nate> or pOp
19:55:52 <amelia> I dunno why these ones fuckin me over
19:56:07 <amelia> even my nikes were gud til i dirtied the fudge out of em
19:56:35 <amelia> freakin hate my new shoe colour tho its purple n pink and jus fuckin gay
19:56:40 <Abortion> haha
19:56:43 <amelia> but they comfy and hopefully not hurt
19:56:46 <Abortion> should've gotten the red like mine
19:56:51 <nate> were are u hurting amelia
19:56:58 <amelia> near thr arch part
19:57:02 <amelia> like underneath
19:57:10 <amelia> it rolls when i run or some shit
19:57:16 <Abortion> oh
19:57:19 <Abortion> thats probably the same as me then
19:57:26 <Abortion> cept my feet don't have a strong arch
19:57:27 <amelia> yeah it is
19:57:30 <Abortion> I guess yours collapses or something
19:57:36 <amelia> pronating
19:57:41 <nate> outter calf sore?
19:57:44 <amelia> but you said you had flat foot?
19:57:48 <amelia> nuh all else is fine
19:57:52 <Abortion> yeah
19:58:00 <Abortion> idk how it works
19:58:05 <Abortion> I'm not a podiatrist
19:58:06 <amelia> large gap where arch is tho?
19:58:14 <Abortion> not sure what you mean
19:58:49 <Abortion> the other symptom is most of my force goes on my second toe knucke rather than the big toe knuckle
19:58:54 <amelia> http://head2toeclinic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/High-Arch.png
19:58:57 <Abortion> err, ball
19:59:00 <amelia> ugly rank foot
19:59:02 <Abortion> knucke is the other side
19:59:04 <amelia> but see the gap
19:59:15 <amelia> where the arch is
19:59:32 <Abortion> not sure really, don't think so
19:59:34 <amelia> need support there
19:59:43 <Abortion> my veins do stick out that much though
20:00:22 <amelia> i will trial them tomorrow
20:00:29 <amelia> and hopefully flyyyyy
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20:03:37 <Abortion> mmm now that I've had dinner, what do
20:07:18 <Abortion> fuck
20:07:23 <Abortion> I'm usually cool with going home
20:08:02 <Abortion> owell
20:08:06 <Abortion> nothing else to do
20:08:10 <Abortion> laters
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20:16:20 Nick: Shango is now known as Jetstream
20:16:25 Nick: Jetstream is now known as JetstreamSam
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20:31:54 <amelia> opp
20:32:31 <amelia> oop
20:33:17 Mode: (by thestig) +o amelia
20:34:23 <Tisk> lols
20:34:27 <Tisk> `op
20:34:39 <amelia> alfeee :)
20:34:41 <Tisk> -op
20:34:53 <thestig> welcome :D
20:34:58 <Tisk> lols
20:35:03 <Tisk> :D
20:36:35 <Tisk> >=
20:36:54 <Tisk> >='; o>
20:36:57 <Tisk> >='; o>
20:37:03 <Tisk> lols
20:37:10 <Tisk> iowejrweqrjhpo
20:41:53 <steven_> haha
20:42:14 <JetstreamSam> Hey steven_ hows blackops 3?
20:43:12 <JetstreamSam> I'm so shit at it. I play it on ps4 with some friends, I run around behind them for protection
20:43:36 * nate uses JetstreamSam for protection
20:43:48 <nate> wink wink
20:44:24 <thestig> Jetstream how is fallout
20:44:39 <nate> let your junk fallout JetstreamSam ;D
20:48:12 <JetstreamSam> thestig it's fucking awesome
20:48:18 <JetstreamSam> nate not much junk to fall out sorry
20:48:26 <JetstreamSam> did you get battlefront thestig?
20:48:45 <nate> u pick up heaps of junk in fallout mate;l
20:48:55 <nate> be a huge amountll
20:49:01 <nate> HHHHHhheeeeeeeeee!
20:49:36 <Abortion> haha that last one http://imgur.com/gallery/ckRrC
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20:53:56 <Tisk> hi hi
20:54:00 <Tisk> blic
20:54:07 <Tisk> blac
20:54:11 <Tisk> nut sack
20:54:16 <Tisk> pat and wack
20:54:31 <Tisk> do do it do it
20:55:23 <JetstreamSam> Hi Tisk
20:59:55 <Tisk> yeah
21:00:00 <Tisk> hi JetstreamSam
21:04:44 <steven_> tisk you drinking tonight?
21:07:50 <BreadedChicken> pulp fiction is on :P
21:08:00 <BreadedChicken> man streamin xbox one is so choice
21:08:11 <BreadedChicken> downloading first backward compatible game
21:08:52 <BreadedChicken> tho if it demands disc im fuct
21:11:27 <BreadedChicken> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/t31.0-8/12244529_1045597148825522_5302244150915928220_o.jpg oh yeaahh
21:16:01 <Abortion> http://imgur.com/gallery/oCkym
21:16:32 <Abortion> ^ hey amelia, can I suck some milk from your titties?
21:17:10 <amelia> beat it pervert
21:17:18 <Abortion> hahaha
21:17:40 <Abortion> ^5
21:19:27 <nate> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4f/bb/ab/4fbbab787ebe5a1af5d0b95916c2b9c3.jpg
21:19:31 <nate> amelia playing the xbox
21:20:02 <amelia> I WISH
21:20:07 <amelia> she got sexy back dimples
21:20:10 <amelia> i luff dem
21:20:14 <nate> LOL
21:20:52 <Abortion> dats me
21:21:28 <steven_> lol
21:21:30 Nick: Abortion is now known as imarealgirl
21:21:39 <imarealgirl> yeaaaaaaaaaah
21:21:49 Nick: imarealgirl is now known as Abortion
21:24:05 <Abortion> If I ever have a daughter, I might well name her Arianne
21:24:13 <Abortion> great name
21:24:55 <Tisk> Abortion, hi sexy
21:25:26 <Abortion> hi Tisk
21:25:42 <Tisk> hi
21:29:47 <nate> im gonna to call my daughter tisk
21:29:57 <nate> cutiee!
22:13:22 <JetstreamSam> Tisk
22:14:58 <nate> shes gonna smoke pot and have bad teeth
22:15:03 <nate> get em girl
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22:40:02 <BreadedChicken> woooo yea chicken n veg bitch
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23:06:40 <Mx_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:14:25 <ambivalence> Wheres plivent?
23:19:18 <Mx_Trump> with mrs po
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23:27:08 <Buttluver> tisk faggot cumsucker
23:29:32 <JetstreamSam> LOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
23:30:12 <Mx_Trump> !seen jenspussy
23:30:22 <Mx_Trump> * jenspussy was last seen full of red sores
23:35:13 <Buttluver> full of darren and davids cum too
23:35:16 <Buttluver> and dugnuts
23:35:32 <BreadedChicken> the hungover games and the only one to return is zach galifinakis
23:35:36 <BreadedChicken> watta legend
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23:35:42 <BreadedChicken> oh what it aint him
23:35:49 <BreadedChicken> owns himself
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23:36:33 <Mx_Trump> Buttluver full of darren and dugnuts, not davids
23:36:39 * Mx_Trump slaps sfx around a bit with a large trout
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23:41:13 <Buttluver> david can get it up
23:41:15 <Buttluver> cant
23:41:16 <Buttluver> like tisk
23:41:26 <steven_> im back
23:41:31 <Buttluver> oh josh dont think hes a lady anymore
23:41:37 <Buttluver> guess he got tired of the make up lol
23:43:27 <nate> hi Buttluver kisses!
23:44:27 <Buttluver> nate you limp wrist
23:46:14 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/97iy25
23:46:17 <steven_> thats the belt guys
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23:50:37 <Buttluver> hi SpanishGuy12
23:50:48 <SpanishGuy12> Hey Buttluver
23:50:49 <xm> hi SpanishGuy12
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23:51:32 <SpanishGuy12> Hey amelia :)
23:52:05 <steven_> hi SpanishGuy12
23:52:22 <SpanishGuy12> hey steven_
23:52:25 <SpanishGuy12> hey xm
23:52:32 <xm> how r u SpanishGuy12
23:52:50 <SpanishGuy12> great thanks lil drunk but great
23:52:52 <SpanishGuy12> you xm /
23:53:04 <xm> did u just hit da clubs
23:53:14 <xm> how many girls numbers did ya get
23:53:25 Nick: u is now known as nate
23:54:16 <BreadedChicken> yes Buttluver i found my penis again
23:54:29 <Buttluver> watch any porn today SpanishGuy12 ?
23:56:31 <Mx_Trump> you been beating off BreadedChicken?
23:58:30 <Buttluver> Mx_Trump: he has
23:58:41 <Buttluver> he wants to move to salisbury and start up a harem of 14 year olds
23:59:17 <Mx_Trump> its true BreadedChicken is a pedo like his neighbour
23:59:29 <JetstreamSam> BreadedChicken = slinky_gay?
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