// #nerdhacks — 2015-11-19
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00:02:32 <novek> cruise? what sort of cruise?
00:02:35 <novek> on sydney harbour?
00:02:44 <novek> i went to work
00:02:54 <novek> come home to talk to my jen hun
00:02:59 <SpanishGuy12> yeah sydney harbour
00:04:40 Quit: screws ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
00:05:17 <novek> amelia
00:05:20 <novek> you there hun?
00:05:43 <anotherirc3r> <3 Jerome
00:05:57 <novek> jen hun
00:05:58 <novek> <3
00:06:59 * novek slaps amelia around a bit with a large trout
00:07:24 <amelia> wot
00:07:56 <novek> ;)
00:08:12 * SpanishGuy12 gives amelia a hug :)
00:10:30 <novek> amelia hun
00:10:30 <novek> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgO2b2dZBP0
00:10:35 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Trim & One - "Rollin' My Joint" (Official Doughty Video) (Oct 2, 2012) Length: 4:15 - Category: Music - 2,809 views - 35 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
00:10:51 <SpanishGuy12> your welcome hun
00:10:57 <amelia> o ta spanish
00:11:04 <amelia> JEEZUS WOTS WITH THE H WORD
00:11:50 <SpanishGuy12> your welcome amelia
00:14:07 <amelia> :)
00:14:34 <SpanishGuy12> :P
00:28:34 <Mx_Trump> do u have a stiffy SpanishGuy12?
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00:37:00 <novek> steven_
00:37:03 <novek> wank me off
00:51:30 <thestig> mate thats disgusting
00:51:42 Mode: (by thestig) +vvv breaker circle emma
00:51:55 Mode: (by thestig) +vvv Mx_Trump novek sfx
00:51:58 <steven_> dats yum
00:51:59 Mode: (by thestig) +vvv lionhearted McLoop steven_
00:52:04 <thestig> unna
00:52:33 <thestig> the size of that nipple man
00:52:47 <steven_> hahahahahahaha
00:53:07 <thestig> it was like he was wearing his little sisters top
00:53:32 <steven_> did u speak to that luke kid?
00:53:50 <thestig> no i havent spoken to him since he showed his ass
00:53:51 <thestig> lol
00:53:53 <thestig> i removed him
00:54:05 <steven_> he asked me today
00:54:06 <thestig> i only got u and sassy on there
00:54:11 <steven_> 'is that adrian guy a pedo?'
00:54:16 <thestig> lol wtf
00:54:46 <novek> so jen is back with pollock it seems
00:54:55 <steven_> hahah he is the one who got hariszias to take his shirt off
00:54:56 <steven_> ahahahaha
00:55:00 <thestig> tell him no he will have to find another sugar daddy
00:55:04 <thestig> hahha
00:55:18 <thestig> luke is funny with a few screws loose
00:55:31 <anotherirc3r> fuck off Jerome
00:55:33 <anotherirc3r> i am not
00:55:46 <thestig> dont lie jen
00:56:43 <anotherirc3r> i'm not
00:56:48 <anotherirc3r> i want nothing to do with him
00:57:02 <thestig> but you come on here to see him everyday
00:57:10 <thestig> i think you are stalking him
00:57:14 <xm> LOL
00:57:53 <anotherirc3r> umm..
00:57:59 <anotherirc3r> that's disturbing
00:58:09 <thestig> well yeh you should stop doing it
00:58:14 <thestig> you seem like the stalker type
00:58:58 <anotherirc3r> totally
01:00:33 <novek> stop the lies too
01:00:41 <thestig> one of those girls who likes to be stalked
01:00:49 <thestig> it turns them on
01:01:51 <Mx_Trump> is jen chasing irc cock again?
01:02:15 <xm> are you jealousbretty?
01:02:24 <xm> wanting all the cock for urself
01:02:43 <xm> you want to butter them up and put them in aroll
01:03:49 <novek> fuck off she's mine
01:04:12 <xm> lol
01:04:25 <thestig> loll
01:04:30 <thestig> FUCKOFF SHES MINE
01:04:44 <xm> U KARNTS ALL ARK OFF SHES MINE
01:05:04 <thestig> loll
01:05:08 <breaker> No Geale, she isn't.. never will be... no stig.. in your dreams.
01:05:24 <thestig> BREAKER IS MINE FUCKOFF
01:05:34 <breaker> FaG
01:05:40 <thestig> haha
01:05:52 <thestig> JEN IS MINE FUCKOFF CUNTSSS
01:06:01 <breaker>
01:06:02 <breaker>
01:06:16 <anotherirc3r> fuck off
01:06:18 <anotherirc3r> you're an arsehole
01:06:24 <breaker> I know.
01:06:35 <thestig> breaker would of looked after you
01:06:41 <thestig> but you just want to sleep around
01:06:50 <thestig> showed your true colours jen
01:07:14 <anotherirc3r> you'll believe the crap he's spouted so i've given up trying to convince you otherwise
01:07:20 <breaker> she didn;t stig.. just made mistakes that's all.
01:09:11 <thestig> jen can you elaborate ?
01:09:22 <thestig> no one talks crap on irc
01:10:11 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
01:10:15 <anotherirc3r> yes.. right
01:10:18 <breaker> I have.. I said things about her that isn't true at all.
01:10:58 <thestig> i just think you and jen would make a good couple
01:11:05 <anotherirc3r> good for you
01:11:08 <thestig> but she just comes here to rub it in your face
01:11:15 <thestig> jen dont be rude
01:12:02 <anotherirc3r> don't be a troll then
01:13:30 <thestig> someone with an opinion is a troll?
01:13:34 <thestig> dont be stupid jen
01:13:49 <anotherirc3r> you're saying it to get a reaction
01:14:04 <thestig> no i am not
01:14:09 <Mx_Trump> i agree with thestig
01:14:39 <thestig> i am expressing my opinion as a free citizen of australia
01:15:10 <thestig> you can not suppress me
01:15:30 <breaker> There's things you don't understand stig.
01:15:42 <xm> hello im the internet police. thestig, you have the right to remain silent. anything you say can be used against you in the court of law. you are going to jail for hate crimes my friend
01:15:53 <thestig> woot
01:16:26 <xm> this is your third offence. you are going for a long long time. i hope steven_ will visit you and you'll have an xbox in your cell
01:16:37 <xm> he knows all the staff
01:16:40 <thestig> i know that jen was born jerry
01:16:59 <breaker> Do prisons allow xboxes ?
01:17:12 <thestig> i think some do
01:17:13 <^pHANTOM^> http://imgur.com/a/9Mq9r
01:17:26 <anotherirc3r> yes. i was a man
01:17:26 <^pHANTOM^> Mx_Trump, novek ^
01:17:47 <thestig> that pizza looks amazing
01:17:54 <thestig> atleast food wont cheat on u
01:17:59 <breaker> Looks like spew.
01:18:02 <^pHANTOM^> lol
01:18:03 <novek> wanking
01:18:06 <novek> where is ratwood
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01:18:13 <anotherirc3r> i'll have the chicken avocado one thanks ^pHANTOM^
01:18:19 <^pHANTOM^> hehe
01:18:23 <novek> pollock is angry
01:18:25 <novek> and hurt
01:18:30 <novek> but no more darren pollock
01:18:34 <novek> so u could be in again
01:18:43 <novek> darren is finished man
01:18:46 <novek> gone for good
01:18:56 <nate> why dazza is AWEsome!:l
01:18:58 <novek> i would rather pollock than darren any day
01:19:00 <novek> so would jen
01:19:07 <thestig> dazza and nate are going to hook up
01:19:16 <nate> dreams do come true
01:19:18 <thestig> as dazza said " he wanted a real man"
01:19:19 <breaker> I know he's gone for good.. i'm the only one who knows what's going on with him.
01:19:29 <novek> why is that?
01:19:32 <novek> he is your mate?
01:19:35 <breaker> Can't say.
01:19:38 <nate> lol i wouldnt believe breaker :D
01:19:41 <novek> ohh come on
01:19:43 <novek> tell us
01:19:44 <nate> lololol
01:19:49 <novek> how bad can it be?
01:19:50 <thestig> darren has other girls on the go
01:19:59 <anotherirc3r> lol
01:20:00 <anotherirc3r> like Cath?
01:20:13 <novek> pollock if you dont tell us then jen wont like you
01:20:13 <thestig> i didnt ask for names
01:20:28 <anotherirc3r> oh, please
01:20:33 <anotherirc3r> he flirts with anything
01:20:33 <thestig> he said he has 3 chasing him at the moment
01:20:49 <thestig> as darren said when it rains it pours
01:21:40 <breaker> Not like it's a secret anyway.. he said what he's doing in #sydney .. new job and wont be coming back to IRC anytime soon.
01:21:49 <novek> ohh that
01:21:53 <novek> he said that shit on hre other night
01:22:00 <breaker> yeah
01:22:01 <novek> who gives a fuck
01:22:01 <anotherirc3r> good riddance
01:22:05 <novek> let that loser go
01:22:10 <novek> he was more pathetic cunt ever
01:22:14 <novek> ive ever come across
01:22:19 <novek> worse than u pollock
01:22:49 <novek> jen who is better looking pollock or darren?
01:24:15 <anotherirc3r> seriously?
01:24:28 <thestig> answer the question
01:24:45 <thestig> why come onto a chat if you can not be bothered chatting with these creative minds
01:25:18 <breaker> He is shorter than me.. bit more of a solid build
01:26:15 <anotherirc3r> don't be so demanding Adrian
01:26:50 <novek> he said you were shorter than him
01:26:53 <thestig> only u can be demanding?
01:26:54 <novek> who is making up lies jen?
01:27:05 <thestig> HIT ME DUGNUTS HIT ME DO IT
01:27:18 <novek> is it darren or king pollox?
01:27:28 <anotherirc3r> idiot
01:27:39 <anotherirc3r> i don't know.. it's not like they stood together
01:29:22 <novek> well who would you say is smaller?
01:29:35 <thestig> she has had so many different irc guys she can only remember then by what their cock looks like
01:29:51 <nate> floppy?
01:29:56 * nate rolls on novek
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01:32:50 <novek> roll on my pussy NeoGeo64
01:32:53 <novek> nate
01:33:33 <nate> well after NeoGeo64, i will ;D
01:33:46 <nate> sloppy novek seconds
01:38:42 <thestig> FUCKOFF SHES MINE
01:39:09 <nate> novek does have nice hair
01:39:35 <anotherirc3r> he does
01:39:50 <nate> he might wash it once a month
01:40:10 <nate> winning!
01:40:27 <nate> keeps those natural oils in it
01:40:31 <thestig> jen and novek will hook up
01:40:46 <breaker> No they wont.
01:40:47 <nate> slip a finger in his bum for me
01:41:01 <thestig> and jen will wear the pants
01:41:20 <anotherirc3r> pants? i prefer leggings
01:41:30 <thestig> leggings are so bogan
01:41:41 <anotherirc3r> lol
01:41:44 <anotherirc3r> i don't care
01:41:55 <breaker> Doesn't matter what they are.. she looks good in them.
01:42:07 <thestig> i doubt it loll
01:42:57 <breaker> Someone is killing this shell :(
01:43:08 <nate> loopy
01:43:12 <thestig> haha
01:43:19 <thestig> limpydog
01:43:22 <thestig> he is very quiet
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01:43:34 <thestig> oops wrong one lol
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01:44:02 <thestig> timer join?
01:44:12 <anotherirc3r> i really don't care what you think of me Adrian
01:44:17 <anotherirc3r> or what i look like for that matter
01:44:27 <thestig> i didnt ask for your opinion did i?
01:45:09 <anotherirc3r> i didn't ask for yours before either
01:45:19 <thestig> i wasnt talking to u
01:45:30 <breaker> Come on stig mate
01:45:41 <thestig> cmonnnn aussie cmonnnn
01:46:13 <anotherirc3r> i don't care if you were talking to me or not
01:46:16 <anotherirc3r> your opinion concerned me
01:46:30 <Mx_Trump> jen and i are getting richmond season tickets next year
01:46:34 <anotherirc3r> so therefore, i chose to have an opinion
01:46:38 <anotherirc3r> hope that's okay
01:47:32 <thestig> but no one else can have an opinion
01:47:39 <thestig> so you just call them trolls lol
01:47:48 <thestig> you should get back together with breaker
01:48:27 <anotherirc3r> i never said no one else can have an opinion
01:48:47 <anotherirc3r> and for your information, i was never 'with' breaker
01:48:53 <anotherirc3r> nor do i want to be
01:49:31 <Mx_Trump> you were 'with' him in the hotel room
01:49:54 <thestig> u were "with" breaker
01:50:14 <anotherirc3r> i was referring to being together
01:50:15 <Mx_Trump> if you weren't 'with' him he wouldnt have got throat chlamydia
01:51:41 <breaker> I made that up.
01:53:04 <novek> why?
01:55:01 <anotherirc3r> more to the point: why are you admitting it now?
01:55:14 <breaker> Can't say really.. it's to do with other stuff and it's not for this channel or anyone else to know about.
01:55:51 <breaker> I'm admitting to it because it was wrong to have said.
01:56:01 <Mx_Trump> so that everyone would think you have chlamydia and all the irc cock would run away from you
01:56:03 <breaker> and it's not true.
01:56:08 <nate> breaker spills his guts more than a fish
01:56:41 <anotherirc3r> good for him
01:57:19 <Mx_Trump> <@breaker> that dating website you're on.. is a scam 100% ... it's to make money off desperate sluts like yourself.. it's run by bots and a few losers wanting a quick fuck.
01:57:33 <nate> who doesnt want a quickie
01:57:38 * nate looks at Mx_Trump
01:58:33 <anotherirc3r> i am aware he's a jerk Brett but thanks for the reminder
01:58:57 * nate cries
01:59:18 <breaker> It's true that the site is a scam, she's not desperate nor a slut.. I should not have said what I said because it's not true and I will punish myself for saying it.
01:59:44 <nate> punish yourself, bondage club?
01:59:52 <breaker> No
02:00:01 <nate> cut tongue out?
02:00:19 <nate> bash ya fingers with the mouse
02:00:57 <anotherirc3r> Jerome and i have chatted about the types of guys i've had messages from lol
02:01:21 <nate> DICK PICS from MX TRUMP 4 REELZ
02:01:26 <nate> lo;lollol
02:02:00 <breaker> There will be some real people on there.. but 90% of them are bots with auto responses.
02:02:51 <Mx_Trump> thats ok, jen only needs 10% of it to be real cock and shes going to have a good time
02:03:08 <breaker> No Betty.
02:04:34 <anotherirc3r> http://imgur.com/K0VvuF6
02:04:40 <anotherirc3r> Brett looking sexy for all the boys
02:05:03 <Mx_Trump> yeah
02:05:07 <Mx_Trump> look at the girl in the background
02:05:14 <Mx_Trump> thinking she'd like a bit of that between her legs
02:05:59 <Mx_Trump> she is admiring his ass
02:06:15 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
02:07:35 <nate> mx betty
02:07:39 <nate> :L
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02:16:46 <anotherirc3r> ninights
02:16:53 <anotherirc3r> <3 Jerome
02:17:11 <thestig> crickets
02:17:32 <breaker> Eat them stig
02:17:51 <breaker> Night Jennifer.
02:18:52 <anotherirc3r> go away
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02:19:24 <breaker> ok
02:19:30 Quit: breaker ([email protected]) Quit:
02:19:43 <thestig> lol
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02:23:53 <steven_> ha
02:26:06 <novek> think he's lost it again
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03:19:16 <steven_> haha
03:43:37 <BlackDevil> suppose to be auto zline
03:43:39 <BlackDevil> didnt work
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06:25:40 <Disp> dudes asses
06:41:08 <Disp> all the gay dudes in one place
06:41:09 <Disp> LOL
06:42:44 <Disp> shteven
06:42:54 <Disp> you a poofter gutz
06:48:49 <Disp> start work in halfa
06:53:45 <Disp> black dev
06:53:56 <Disp> did u fart a condom this morning
06:53:58 <Disp> lozz
06:55:59 <BlackDevil> fixed
06:58:49 <Disp> lolz
06:59:23 <Disp> its national fart a condom day
07:11:04 <Disp> chuck milne
07:22:06 <Disp> sht captain
07:22:17 <Disp> poo parrot
07:53:07 <BlackDevil> joel, go buy this for yourself, http://s04.tcuniverse.com/vkmedia_store/2015/11/9vVRujSgOfGhp3xf/sizes/clean/pic_148_clean_790.jpg
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08:57:33 <BlackDevil> joel
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14:54:41 <BlackDevil> lol owned
14:54:47 <BlackDevil> owned again!
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14:56:20 <steven_> haha
14:56:48 <thestig> lolll
14:57:20 <BlackDevil> well he learn that he isn't welcomed on the network?
14:58:33 <Abortion> learn is a bit of a strech
14:59:49 <thestig> bd what was the link again?
15:00:11 <BlackDevil> what link
15:00:49 <thestig> the youtube one in melb
15:00:57 <thestig> cant scroll
15:01:29 <BlackDevil> oik
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15:04:23 Nick: BrotherAli is now known as Disp
15:04:30 <Disp> disp is back in town
15:05:37 <Disp> how a internet outage
15:05:45 <Disp> put my gummy bears in the freezer
15:05:49 <Disp> :]
15:07:42 <Disp> BlackDevil
15:08:04 <Disp> look guys
15:08:05 <Disp> http://s04.tcuniverse.com/vkmedia_store/2015/11/9vVRujSgOfGhp3xf/sizes/clean/pic_148_clean_790.jpg
15:08:12 <Disp> this is what blackdevil uses
15:08:18 <Disp> for anus adventures
15:08:20 <Disp> aaaahahahaahahahaha
15:08:59 <Disp> yo yo yo he keeps his dildos clean
15:09:11 <Disp> knobshiner
15:09:13 <Disp> ahahhahaa
15:10:34 <Disp> tisk u here man?
15:10:58 <Abortion> Can't find the original this was made from http://modarchive.org/index.php?request=view_by_moduleid&query=135090
15:12:14 <Abortion> because most of you aren't wet around the ears when it comes to this old music format http://modarchive.org/index.php?request=view_player&query=135090
15:12:52 <Disp> you
15:12:54 <Disp> are
15:12:54 <Disp> gay
15:15:49 <Abortion> lol I misused that expression
15:16:07 <Disp> want some frozen gummy bears?
15:18:14 <Disp> mens asses
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15:48:45 <Mx_Trump> loolololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
15:49:52 <Disp> hey poo parrot
15:50:33 <Disp> my nuts
15:50:34 <Mx_Trump> where's ratwood?
15:50:40 <Disp> awol
15:50:42 <Disp> my friend
15:50:45 <Disp> bretting ham smell
15:50:54 <Disp> lolz
15:51:02 <Mx_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
15:51:18 <Mx_Trump> whres awolf
15:51:44 <Disp> havin a bumjack
15:51:54 <Mx_Trump> who with?
15:51:55 <Mx_Trump> mendels?
15:52:00 <Disp> yer
15:52:06 <Disp> mensmellson
15:52:47 <Disp> beef stroganof
15:52:55 <Disp> dig in son of mine
15:52:55 <Mx_Trump> you are eating it?
15:53:12 <Mx_Trump> take a pic of the beef strognaof
15:53:16 <Mx_Trump> include a sign #nerdhacks
15:53:35 <Disp> nah
15:53:38 <Disp> not camera here buddy
15:53:41 <Disp> n its not ready yet
15:53:46 <Disp> will be ready 3 hours from now
15:53:58 <Disp> slow cooker
15:53:59 <Disp> u c?
15:54:33 <Disp> anyway
15:54:41 <Disp> the gay guys to jon, can i dump a load in ur batty
15:54:53 <Disp> jon sais yes id like that very much !!!
15:54:56 <Disp> ROOOOOFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
15:56:05 <Mx_Trump> whos jon?
15:58:47 <Disp> BlackDevil
15:59:13 <Disp> he is gay
15:59:43 <thestig> disp the bumjackk
15:59:50 <Disp> bumjack him ay
15:59:52 <Disp> ??
16:19:23 <thestig> bumjacked
16:21:56 <Disp> yeap
16:22:00 <Disp> op me stigaroo
16:23:15 <Mx_Trump> thestig where's jen?
16:23:44 <Disp> havin a bumjack
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17:10:07 <Mx_Trump> Tisk
17:10:10 <Mx_Trump> where are you mate
17:10:13 <Mx_Trump> ive got jenkem
17:10:14 <Mx_Trump> and lsd
17:10:17 <Mx_Trump> your favourites
17:10:22 <Mx_Trump> very cheap price for you
17:14:40 <nate> free?
17:17:55 <Disp> heh
17:18:02 <Disp> just downloaded insidious 3
17:18:03 <Disp> :)
17:18:12 <Disp> hahhhaahahah
17:18:17 <Disp> cheap price for piss
17:18:21 <Disp> piss wants some jenkem
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17:38:48 <Disp> nate
17:39:00 <Disp> gimme a bumjack
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17:52:35 <nate> im sore cannot today
17:52:42 <nate> waaah!
17:58:10 <Disp> lolz
17:58:12 <Disp> damned
17:58:38 <Disp> natey mcmahon
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18:01:35 <anotherirc3r> thanks Joely
18:02:00 <Disp> :))
18:02:30 <Disp> hehe peaches
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19:11:01 <Disp> Oops i did it again
19:11:04 <Disp> I farted a condom
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20:22:42 <nate> duck duck pig!
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20:24:45 <DuckDuckGoose> yes nathaniel
20:24:57 <DuckDuckGoose> hey amelia sup
20:25:15 <amelia> wot up
20:25:27 <amelia> i used to love that game
20:25:34 <DuckDuckGoose> what game
20:25:36 <amelia> & heads down, thumbs up
20:25:41 <DuckDuckGoose> this one
20:25:41 <amelia> duck duck goose
20:26:14 <DuckDuckGoose> yeah thought u like me
20:26:24 <DuckDuckGoose> day off work
20:26:27 <DuckDuckGoose> was fuckedddd
20:26:38 <amelia> i dunno who you are
20:26:38 <DuckDuckGoose> balcatta was blacked out no power
20:26:41 <amelia> ohh
20:26:43 <amelia> loopy
20:26:44 <DuckDuckGoose> im loopydog
20:27:02 <amelia> wotdahexagon is goin down in balcatta
20:27:02 <DuckDuckGoose> went home at lunch after sitting around
20:27:05 <DuckDuckGoose> doin fuk alllll
20:27:14 <DuckDuckGoose> for hours
20:27:53 <DuckDuckGoose> transformer blew behind BP at 6:30am apparently
20:28:09 <DuckDuckGoose> then was meant to be restored by 10, 11, 11:30, 1
20:28:35 <DuckDuckGoose> cunts shoulda let us out earlier cant work
20:28:47 <DuckDuckGoose> least got half day off
20:28:50 <DuckDuckGoose> slept
20:28:52 <DuckDuckGoose> tired
20:28:55 <DuckDuckGoose> hungry
20:29:35 <amelia> you still get paid for that or nah
20:29:45 <DuckDuckGoose> they better
20:29:57 <nate> ducky u better bLOW ME!
20:30:06 <DuckDuckGoose> sure they would get some sort of compensation from western power
20:30:13 <amelia> doubtful
20:30:13 <DuckDuckGoose> or there insurance policy
20:30:25 <amelia> not worth the excess
20:30:32 <nate> yeah they get a BLOWIE!
20:30:43 <nate> u are a stoopid loopy
20:30:46 <nate> :D~
20:31:08 <DuckDuckGoose> wasnt just us everyone around us was blacked out too heh
20:31:14 <DuckDuckGoose> i know nate
20:31:17 <DuckDuckGoose> im dumb
20:31:19 <DuckDuckGoose> :(
20:31:38 <amelia> i got hit on by santa
20:31:54 <DuckDuckGoose> lol
20:31:54 <nate> did he say suck my red sack?
20:31:56 <DuckDuckGoose> where at
20:32:04 <amelia> ahahahahaha
20:32:17 <amelia> he said MERRY XMAS DARLING
20:32:18 <DuckDuckGoose> was it the real santa?
20:32:30 <nate> darls DuckDuckGoose!
20:32:33 <amelia> you're gorgeous love the outfit, come over here n say hi
20:32:35 <DuckDuckGoose> did u sit on his lap?
20:32:50 <amelia> i went really red i could feel my cheeks burning
20:32:56 <nate> lolol
20:33:05 <amelia> i smiled and ran off awkwardly
20:33:10 <DuckDuckGoose> hahaha
20:33:19 <nate> amelia burning cheeks are for later on :D
20:33:25 <amelia> ahahahahaha
20:34:45 <DuckDuckGoose> i wanna eat but i duno wot
20:34:52 <amelia> burrito
20:35:03 <DuckDuckGoose> had one of them yesterday
20:35:08 <amelia> i gots stir fry to make
20:35:11 <amelia> where from
20:35:20 <amelia> not Zambs i hope
20:35:21 <DuckDuckGoose> mochachos
20:35:24 <amelia> ohhh
20:35:33 <amelia> warwick?
20:35:38 <DuckDuckGoose> yea that one
20:35:47 <amelia> my gym near there
20:35:59 <DuckDuckGoose> i know
20:36:05 <amelia> stalker
20:36:23 <DuckDuckGoose> :)
20:36:54 <DuckDuckGoose> feel so seedy
20:39:25 <DuckDuckGoose> im thinkin wots there to drink besides water .. then i realize theres a 24pk coke sitting on floor
20:39:28 <DuckDuckGoose> winnnn'
20:39:36 <amelia> warm coke
20:39:37 <amelia> yux
20:39:54 <DuckDuckGoose> i put 2 in the freezer n few in fridge
20:40:04 <DuckDuckGoose> by time i work out what im cookin for dinner!
20:40:30 <amelia> you're all set
20:41:27 <DuckDuckGoose> this dude owes me money i got his bank card i gotta wait til 9:30 though
20:41:33 <DuckDuckGoose> withdraw all his pay
20:41:37 <DuckDuckGoose> i rekon!
20:41:46 <DuckDuckGoose> trust me
20:41:52 <DuckDuckGoose> thinkin im a nice person
20:41:53 <DuckDuckGoose> haha
20:42:10 <amelia> whodahexagon would give you their bank card
20:42:13 <amelia> thats insane
20:42:21 <amelia> dumb asses
20:42:27 <DuckDuckGoose> haha
20:42:29 <DuckDuckGoose> no shit
20:42:35 <DuckDuckGoose> if i wasnt a good person
20:42:55 <nate> DuckDuckGoose u are bout as good as oskar ;l
20:43:08 <DuckDuckGoose> wot do u mean?
20:43:33 <nate> dont cry it'll be ok not
20:44:32 <DuckDuckGoose> already in tears
20:44:34 <nate> im getting maze runner 2
20:44:42 <nate> lets watch it together
20:44:53 <DuckDuckGoose> whats maze runner about
20:45:12 <nate> they like rats in a maze
20:45:21 <nate> with good monsters
20:45:26 <nate> GOOD loopy dog
20:45:28 <nate> GOOOOOD
20:45:33 <DuckDuckGoose> ok
20:45:37 <DuckDuckGoose> let me download it
20:45:43 <nate> get no.1 first
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20:49:14 <DuckDuckGoose> ok
20:49:17 <DuckDuckGoose> its downloading now
20:49:58 <steven_> got my car back today
20:50:10 <DuckDuckGoose> how much
20:50:16 <steven_> insurance
20:50:28 <steven_> dunno
20:50:29 <DuckDuckGoose> cool
20:51:51 <DuckDuckGoose> i'll pop past n smash up the back of the cunt whilst its parked in ur drive way n do a runner
20:52:03 <DuckDuckGoose> b der 15
20:53:26 <DuckDuckGoose> time 2 cook
21:01:29 <nate> cook me some fish
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21:03:59 <DuckDuckGoose> mayb bit later
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21:12:16 <nate> the spanish legend
21:13:42 <nate> She is always a woman to me - Billy santa
21:15:06 <DuckDuckGoose> fukn oven turned itself off
21:15:08 <DuckDuckGoose> cunt
21:16:19 <nate> Billy Joel - the good die young With Lyrics
21:16:27 <nate> DuckDuckGoose, may we fuck!
21:16:35 <nate> hot as an oven
21:16:36 <DuckDuckGoose> they always do
21:16:44 <DuckDuckGoose> y i will live forver
21:17:13 <DuckDuckGoose> :/
21:23:12 <SpanishGuy12> Hi amelia
21:27:25 <nate> amelia says what are you wearing SpanishGuy12
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21:28:14 <DuckDuckGoose> hahaha
21:28:23 <DuckDuckGoose> sounds like something nate would say
21:29:04 <nate> i always know what weird cunts are wearing dirty underwear :D
21:31:11 <DuckDuckGoose> ok maze runner downloaded
21:31:19 <DuckDuckGoose> now for 2nd one
21:32:19 <DuckDuckGoose> is it new?
21:32:32 <DuckDuckGoose> i dont see it on kickass torrents
21:32:35 <DuckDuckGoose> oh well
21:35:17 <nate> http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/plus-sized-supermodel-tess-holliday-first-photoshoot-milk-modelling-agency-thumb.jpg
21:35:29 <nate> br rip is out
21:35:34 <nate> i got the dvd rip
21:35:41 <nate> its just out today
21:35:50 <DuckDuckGoose> kk
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21:47:39 <Buttluver> disp
21:47:45 <Buttluver> ur gonna go to jail
21:48:28 <DuckDuckGoose> as r u
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22:02:14 <steven_> ❓❗❓❗❓
22:05:22 <Buttluver> lol DuckDuckGoose what am I going to jail for?
22:05:44 <Buttluver> taking a crap down your mothers throrat?
22:05:44 <DuckDuckGoose> rapist
22:05:49 <steven_> loooooool
22:05:59 <amelia> screw thr stir fry
22:06:02 <amelia> i made omelette
22:07:18 <DuckDuckGoose> had garlic pizza
22:08:32 <amelia> garlic pizza?
22:09:02 <DuckDuckGoose> yeh mccains one
22:09:04 <DuckDuckGoose> lol
22:09:42 <Buttluver> DuckDuckGoose you povo cunt
22:09:48 <Buttluver> frozen garlic pizza hahahhaa
22:09:57 <Buttluver> get a job you bludger cunt
22:10:39 <amelia> ah mccains
22:10:51 <amelia> you done it again
22:11:17 <Buttluver> these are jeromes girlfriends http://imgur.com/gallery/iz05D
22:11:25 <DuckDuckGoose> it was alright
22:11:59 <amelia> but i dont see jenn in there
22:12:09 <nate> show tisk dat one
22:12:10 <amelia> issit jus pizza base with garlic on top
22:12:17 <Buttluver> amelia he hasn't been with jen yet
22:12:35 <amelia> yet
22:12:48 <Buttluver> well she went to perth for 50 year old cock
22:12:56 <nate> amelia hasnt been with jen yet???
22:12:57 <Buttluver> i'm gonna guess she'll go to sydney to fuck jerome
22:12:59 <Abortion> This "I think that's enough internet for me today"
22:13:18 <nate> Buttluver are u 50;p
22:13:49 <DuckDuckGoose> :)
22:13:51 <Buttluver> nah i'm only mid 30s nate
22:14:06 <amelia> dirty thirties
22:14:11 <DuckDuckGoose> lets go
22:14:21 <Buttluver> too old for a lot of guys on here thank god
22:14:26 <Buttluver> they lose interest in anyone who isn't under 18
22:14:35 <DuckDuckGoose> im 32 in a month
22:14:41 <DuckDuckGoose> hhhheeeeeeeeh
22:15:22 <amelia> Buttluver do you like boys
22:15:29 <Buttluver> no
22:15:33 <Buttluver> i do inot like boys
22:15:34 <Buttluver> some men are ok
22:15:44 <amelia> oh you said too old for a lot of guys on here
22:16:01 <amelia> nathaniel wots that word you taught me
22:16:02 <amelia> twink
22:16:06 <amelia> tweak
22:16:22 <amelia> and wot does it mean again
22:16:29 <amelia> you didn't teach me very well
22:16:31 <DuckDuckGoose> lol
22:16:50 <Buttluver> rofl
22:16:53 <Buttluver> twinks are like, young guys
22:17:06 <amelia> yeah
22:17:07 <Buttluver> nates a twink chaser
22:17:08 <amelia> that one
22:17:21 <amelia> i thought you must have been a twink
22:17:21 <Buttluver> tisk prefers older men
22:18:01 <amelia> I'm 24
22:18:04 <Buttluver> wheres pollock tonight
22:18:35 <DuckDuckGoose> perfect
22:19:20 <amelia> I'm 28 you fuck
22:19:40 <nate> amelia has gone mad :D
22:19:51 <DuckDuckGoose> even better
22:19:58 <amelia> i am jus upset my omelette wasn't that great
22:20:06 <amelia> fuck you parsley
22:20:22 <DuckDuckGoose> i dislike parsley
22:20:26 <steven_> haaaaaaa
22:20:29 <DuckDuckGoose> cant eat it
22:20:40 <amelia> its so strong
22:20:45 <amelia> i put too much
22:20:49 <DuckDuckGoose> yeh thats y
22:20:51 <steven_> lol @ jeromes g/f's
22:20:53 <amelia> life is over
22:21:02 <amelia> when is your bday
22:21:07 <amelia> christmas day
22:21:26 <DuckDuckGoose> 18/12
22:21:44 <steven_> dont disturb im making a youtube video
22:21:46 <nate> DuckDuckGoose is getting ebola from me for his bday
22:21:53 <steven_> DO NOT DISTURB YOU FOOOLISH MAN
22:22:03 <thestig> FOOLISH MAN!
22:22:14 <thestig> hurry up and start movie
22:22:27 <steven_> stebannnnnn!
22:22:28 <nate> ßitch
22:23:07 <nate> ànal for loopys bday rite!
22:23:15 <thestig> nate did u like the flash?
22:23:58 <nate> it was ok, i dont understand zooms intentions :D
22:24:44 <nate> i hope his girlfriend is evil
22:24:51 <nate> shes 2 perfect
22:24:52 <nate> :D
22:25:05 <thestig> ciscos gf?
22:25:11 <nate> nah barrys
22:25:17 <nate> detective whatever
22:25:26 <thestig> she looks like she wants to stab a bitch
22:25:43 <nate> bit frustrated
22:25:52 <nate> needs a slamajam
22:25:58 <nate> SLAMNjam!
22:26:12 <nate> o,O
22:26:25 * DuckDuckGoose yawns
22:26:32 <nate> ohh santa take me on a DuckDuckGoose ride
22:36:03 <Mx_Trump> <@breaker> Jennifer, You keep telling ebveryoner you want to be liked and have friends.. but you keep slutting around .. meeting guiys for sex every week.. how can anyonje like you and be your friend if yuou keep doing that ? you will just get treated like a slut.. and you told me and eveyrone else you don't want to bge like that... then fucking stop it!!
22:39:26 <amelia> oh dear
22:46:02 <DuckDuckGoose> sumthin keeps biting me!
22:46:06 <DuckDuckGoose> itchyyyyy as
22:46:10 <thestig> flees
22:46:10 <Mx_Trump> piss is drinking
22:46:23 <thestig> fleas even
22:46:43 <nate> DuckDuckGoose is emma biting u
22:48:54 <DuckDuckGoose> must b fleas
23:09:55 <steven_> ahahha
23:10:34 <steven_> very abusive
23:11:51 <nate> <Tisk> or i will smash ya
23:12:07 <nate> tisk is smashed
23:12:09 <nate> lololol
23:13:44 <steven_> hahaaa
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23:14:00 <steven_> smash ya in 5 fucking seconds
23:14:08 <nate> anotherirc3r super honey bee!
23:14:33 <nate> anotherirc3r has santa ever made a pass at you, like hey der juicy mellon you are ripe as?:)
23:15:01 * nate gets mellon seed all over his face
23:15:26 <steven_> jhaha
23:15:39 <nate> scrambled eggs all over stevens
23:15:54 <anotherirc3r> lol
23:15:54 <DuckDuckGoose> what comes to mind is bad santa - 'fuck me santa fuck me santa fuck me santa
23:15:58 <DuckDuckGoose> best
23:16:04 <DuckDuckGoose> quality movie
23:16:13 <nate> very true mr duck
23:18:01 <Mx_Trump> jen had a boob reduction today
23:18:30 <nate> Sophie Monk has pipped Tim Dormer and taken out the title of Celebrity Apprentice
23:18:50 <anotherirc3r> i did? doesn't look like it
23:19:15 <nate> anotherirc3r has swoll titties Mx_Trump, motorboat her right now
23:20:07 <nate> anotherirc3r would u flash Mx_Trump for kicks ??!?:)
23:20:31 <nate> the thrill of Mx_Trumps eyes lighting up with amazement
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23:21:02 <DuckDuckGoose> :/
23:21:54 <anotherirc3r> i think he'd prefer it if you flashed him natey
23:21:59 <nate> Foo Fighters - Monkey Wrench
23:22:14 <nate> yeah i'll flash him for xmas
23:22:17 <nate> he likes fat
23:22:19 <nate> :D~
23:23:47 <Mx_Trump> show me your moobs nate
23:24:33 <anotherirc3r> if a female did.. i think he might run away and hide in the corner
23:25:03 <DuckDuckGoose> oooer
23:29:46 <anotherirc3r> someone shoot me
23:30:26 <Mx_Trump> is it pig hunting season?
23:30:29 <Mx_Trump> loolollllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:30:46 <thestig> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:30:52 <anotherirc3r> sure. why not
23:31:02 <anotherirc3r> i am in so much damned pain
23:31:16 <Mx_Trump> eat your pain killers then
23:31:25 <anotherirc3r> can't until 1:00am
23:31:34 <Mx_Trump> what pain killers?
23:31:36 <thestig> why are u in pain
23:31:49 <steven_> https://youtu.be/GX7lEJT76aE
23:31:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: testingquickskopemod (Nov 19, 2015) Length: 1:03 - Category: Gaming - No views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:31:55 <Mx_Trump> <Mx_Trump> jen had a boob reduction today
23:32:18 <anotherirc3r> yes.. that's it
23:32:27 <nate> oskar is painful;l
23:32:31 <anotherirc3r> no. i had a wisdom tooth out
23:32:41 <anotherirc3r> took 2 hours and 20-30 minutes
23:33:02 <thestig> wow i had 4 pulled in 20 minutes
23:33:06 <nate> i got put under for mine yessss!L
23:33:20 <anotherirc3r> it was apparently really deep and on a 90 degree angle
23:33:32 <thestig> ouch
23:33:46 <nate> really deep how the ladies like it
23:33:55 <Mx_Trump> <breaker> it took 2 hours because after she had her teeth pulled out she took cock from the doctor!
23:33:55 <thestig> i only had local anesthetic then drove home
23:34:03 <anotherirc3r> i had to go to a recovery room because my blood pressure was low which was weird
23:34:20 <nate> how low is LOOW:)
23:34:27 <Mx_Trump> jen we want pics of your day
23:34:29 <anotherirc3r> the appointment was at 1:20pm.. i got home at 6:00pm and i had to get a lift home
23:34:37 <anotherirc3r> WHAT pics!?
23:34:44 <Mx_Trump> pics of the hospital
23:34:47 <nate> Mx_Trump wants pics of de blood
23:34:49 <Mx_Trump> the cookies u ate
23:34:55 <Mx_Trump> the orange juice you drank
23:35:02 <Mx_Trump> the doctors cock u sucked
23:35:11 <nate> lololol is she that good
23:35:14 <anotherirc3r> no hospital fool
23:35:14 <nate> nice
23:35:17 <anotherirc3r> it was at the dentist
23:35:29 <anotherirc3r> i will tell you what i've eaten all day if you like Bretty
23:35:29 <nate> even id suck a doctors cock :)
23:35:36 <Buttluver> nate you'd suck any cock
23:35:43 <nate> dr Buttluver come on over:)
23:36:08 <nate> heaps of sexy doctors even laddie ones
23:36:15 <nate> right Butty
23:37:59 <Buttluver> wheres pollock
23:38:34 <nate> hes outside jens window as usual
23:38:53 <Buttluver> jen lock the doors and windows
23:40:01 <Buttluver> pollock is probably drinking by himself in bed and crying
23:40:13 <anotherirc3r> lol
23:40:39 <Buttluver> curled up in a ball weeping
23:40:53 <Buttluver> everyone he loved has rejected him
23:41:15 <nate> hes got a potty mouth;l
23:41:23 <anotherirc3r> he's a jerk
23:41:29 <nate> Buttluver i will keep us together;l
23:41:51 <Buttluver> he has a mouth fit only for shitting in
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