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00:06 Quit: Buttluver ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
00:14 <xm> steven_ sees us like an xbox. when something new comes up he upgrades and fucks off with the old
00:19 <xm> very heartbroken and torn here
00:21 <BreadedChicken> where is my ginger
00:36 <amelia> we are nothing but dead skin cells to steven_
00:41 <amelia> he jus exfoliates us away
00:52 <amelia> disgraceful
01:00 <xm> steven knows a lot about exfoliation
01:02 <xm> ive seen his butt
01:03 Join: Mx_Trump ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
01:08 <xm> no dead skin cells there
01:15 <Mx_Trump> loolololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
01:24 <amelia> I didnt examine it
01:29 <amelia> i will take your word for it
01:54 <xm> well i had to. steven said i'd give him 199 if i could locate where he embedded a small "#nh"
01:57 <xm> but he lied to me
02:01 <xm> just to get me to spend hours looking at his butt
02:06 <amelia> ahahahahahahaha
02:12 <xm> he'd give me*
04:59 <amelia> UHHHHHH I've mcfallen
06:43 <BreadedChicken> so if women want equality
07:01 <BreadedChicken> with men
07:12 <BreadedChicken> whatta i as a hetro male get outta it
07:26 * BreadedChicken dun think he would look pretty ina dress
07:48 <BreadedChicken> demands reverse equality
08:08 <Mx_Trump> roflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ BreadedChicken
08:39 <steven_> the chicken returns from his hot date
08:54 <Mx_Trump> steven_ where are the beach pics?
09:08 <steven_> in my memory
09:55 <ning> hahahahah
09:55 <ning> Mx_Trump
09:57 <ning> lolllllllllllll
10:12 <ning> <SpanishGuy12> make me permanent ops if u all like me so much
10:12 <ning> <SpanishGuy12> xm lied to me
10:12 <ning> <ning> man stay
10:12 <ning> <ning> dont leave
10:12 <ning> <SpanishGuy12> why ?
10:12 <ning> <ning> come back
10:12 <ning> <ning> please
10:12 <ning> <ning> xm will give you ops
10:35 <xm> lol
11:07 <ning> <SpanishGuy12> n u posted what i wrote etf
11:07 <ning> <SpanishGuy12> wtf
11:07 <ning> <ning> no no
11:07 <ning> <ning> i was posting to xm
11:07 <ning> <ning> to show him to give you ops
11:07 <ning> <ning> please come
11:26 <ning> <xm> #illridewithjen
11:28 <ning> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
13:31 Join: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
13:42 <ning> SpanishGuy12 hey man
13:43 <ning> stay
13:50 <ning> we all like you and want you here
14:11 Join: nuthin ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
14:11 Mode: (by bios) +b *!*@*kiwi*irc*
14:11 Kick: nuthin was kicked by bios (Banned: requested)
14:59 <SpanishGuy12> k
15:08 <SpanishGuy12> well im here an everyone shuts up
16:02 <amelia> http://www.boohoo.com/aus/invt/AZZ03720?istCompanyId=8cb60c18-c84c-41eb-ab2c-14d7feae97f5&istItemId=lprmppwxr&istBid=tztx&gclid=CK-T-7KOpMkCFQsQvQodhwoD2w&gclsrc=aw.ds&dclid=CNv-sbOOpMkCFUkbvAodxNAHWA
16:08 <amelia> bargain
16:15 <SpanishGuy12> hey amelia hun
16:22 <amelia> heyo
16:36 <SpanishGuy12> how are u good friend
16:46 <amelia> I'm gud best friend how you
16:55 <SpanishGuy12> yeah good
17:24 <amelia> d:)
17:29 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Changing hosts
17:29 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
18:53 <BreadedChicken> OI SpanishGuy12 DO YOU SUCK DICK MATE
19:00 Mode: (by bios) +o xm
19:02 <steven_> wtf
19:05 <steven_> SpanishGuy12 is a lad
19:21 <BreadedChicken> yer
19:25 <steven_> haha
19:33 <BreadedChicken> what you mean lad
19:50 <steven_> ladies man
19:56 <BreadedChicken> ah
20:01 <BreadedChicken> that's what they all say
20:09 <BreadedChicken> till ya put a rocka in their beer bro!
20:11 <BreadedChicken> ;)
20:48 Part: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
20:58 <BreadedChicken> then it's up the rolls royce into fairy land and he will wake up with a sore arse and a dear john from me creaming outta it
21:01 <BreadedChicken> COME BACK LOVE!
21:04 <amelia> he soso sensitive
21:15 <BreadedChicken> poor thing
21:38 <BreadedChicken> i like a guy that wears his arse on his sleave
23:10 Join: screws ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:12 <screws> hey
23:50 <steven_> hi
24:42 <Mx_Trump> who's filling jens pussy tonight?
25:01 <screws> sup
25:09 <nate> i pick screws!
25:27 <nate> for goodtimes
25:29 <screws> yeh me... forwhat
25:31 <screws> oh ok
25:47 Mode: (by nate) +vvv Mx_Trump occie78 screws
25:52 Mode: (by nate) +v thestig
26:17 <nate> Mx_Trump did u have a quick wank then back on irc?
26:28 <nate> down slut!
26:30 <nate> :P
27:12 <occie78> thanks nate
27:36 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: leaving
28:04 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
28:11 <Mx_Trump> nate
28:13 <Mx_Trump> i got some meth
28:17 <Mx_Trump> 5 hour wank sess
28:20 <Mx_Trump> still going
28:28 <Mx_Trump> wanking over kristen now
28:30 <Mx_Trump> the dead slut
28:35 <Mx_Trump> got her fb open
28:43 <occie78> kristen?
28:46 <steven_> mmmmmmmmm
28:57 <steven_> i couldnt possibly go another round
29:14 <steven_> i need to re-print her photo
29:19 <steven_> the on of her in the cask
29:32 <steven_> one
30:14 <ning> screws
30:15 <ning> wats up
30:22 <ning> <SpanishGuy12> steven_ said he cant do it
30:22 <ning> <SpanishGuy12> well nothing again
30:22 <ning> <SpanishGuy12> u told me to come n stay and U promise me ops etc n what nothing n i commented in main n the only person is amelia
30:22 <ning> <SpanishGuy12> im off bye
30:29 <screws> ning: just doing a lot of thinking. you
30:40 <ning> yeh not much hey
30:41 <steven_> ahhaahhahahaa
30:45 <amelia> poor spanish
30:46 <ning> watching some sbs tv
30:50 <ning> hey screws
30:51 <amelia> you all ignored him
30:53 <ning> why did u lie to me?
30:53 <screws> any porn on there
30:57 <ning> no porn
30:59 <screws> lie?
31:16 <ning> about what school you went to
31:22 <ning> and where you are from
31:45 <amelia> ning has not forgiven nor forgotten
31:46 <nate> amelia balls;p
31:48 <Mx_Trump> <EatMyShit> BABYGIRL watch your tongue whore
31:53 <steven_> hahahaha
31:54 <Mx_Trump> mendels in the house lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
31:56 <screws> cause bro i dont like giving out personal details like that on austnet you can understand
32:18 <ning> lol
32:19 <ning> mendels
32:21 <ning> bring him in here
32:34 <ning> screws so you are from like penrith or something
32:39 <screws> dude i wonder when your gonna stop whining about the same shit
32:42 <screws> no you wont ever know
32:51 <ning> you lied to me
32:55 <ning> pathetic man
33:00 <ning> i thought u were one of the chosen
33:06 <ning> thats why i never met you
33:10 <ning> i knew u couldnt be trusted
33:11 <screws> about 90% of everything thats come outta ur mouth has been an outright lie. youve lied when you didnt have to. its an illness with you
33:14 <ning> u would talk to the cops
33:21 <ning> i havnt lied to you about anything
33:27 <ning> i havnt spoken to you in a year
33:33 <ning> last night was the first time
33:34 <screws> so is that so say that you trust the chosen people? cause your one of the most racist ppl ive ever met
33:39 <ning> i am racist
33:44 <ning> im not lying that i am racist
33:46 <ning> i hate jews
33:50 <ning> detest them
34:07 <screws> 00:33	ning	u would talk to the cops
34:09 <screws> youve threatened to call the cops on me
34:15 <screws> as if im gonna give you my private info man
34:16 <screws> get real.
34:45 <screws> 00:33	ning	i havnt spoken to you in a year
34:46 <screws> thats a lie too.
34:46 <screws> we have
34:47 <Mx_Trump> screws bose good bro?
34:56 <screws> Mx_Trump: yeh
35:01 <screws> so is cocaine
38:26 <occie78> night all - has been fun
38:34 <occie78> ning - keep causing trouble
38:38 <occie78> bye all
39:20 <amelia> c u m8
39:28 <occie78> bye amelia
39:42 <occie78> chat to u next time...if u decide u want to
40:01 <nate> LOL
40:15 <nate> dress up like santa amelia likes that;l
40:31 <occie78> lol i have the costume here
40:32 <occie78> lol
40:34 <occie78> cyas
40:38 Quit: occie78 ([email protected]) Quit:
42:25 <amelia> bwahaha
45:25 <nate> where is nonny!
45:42 <nate> shes so hawt
46:14 <steven_> <screws> thats a lie too.
46:17 <steven_> hahaha
46:20 <steven_> who is that guy
46:45 <steven_> 'YOU SAID YOU DIDNT SLEEP WITH JEN, WE DETERMINED, THAT WAS A LIE!
46:58 <screws> oohkay then
47:06 <Mx_Trump> screws have you had jens pussy?
47:19 <nate> rock onnn!
47:23 <screws> have some respect you pig.
47:36 <nate> rock off!
47:40 <nate> :D~
47:44 <screws> nobodys talked badly about your mother the prostitute yet Mx_Trump
48:08 <amelia> MAURY POVICH
48:11 <nate> lady of the night Mx_Trump
48:25 <Mx_Trump> YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
49:03 <Mx_Trump> screws whats jens pussy like?
49:44 <screws> like your mums
52:07 <nate> http://funsubstance.com/uploads/preview/25/25574.jpg
52:14 <nate> look at da bears face
52:42 <amelia> unimpressed bear
52:54 Join: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
53:08 <amelia> wb best friend
53:19 <BreadedChicken> nate look at this
53:50 <BreadedChicken> https://www.facebook.com/heatworld/videos/10153738439524907/
53:52 <screws> sexual harrasment panda
53:57 <SpanishGuy12> thanks best friend
54:25 <amelia> d:)
54:52 <SpanishGuy12> 8)
56:30 <amelia> nite best friend
56:32 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: .
58:06 <BreadedChicken> Now you all alone with me Brolita.
58:18 * BreadedChicken pulls the sheet across
59:22 <thestig> lol @ ning to scared to talk on the phoneee haha
59:35 <thestig> fuck arma 3 is a cunt of a game
00:27 <ning> screws
00:30 <ning> why u lie to me
00:42 <ning> who is ops here
01:02 <ning> who can call op stig
01:08 <thestig> ?
01:09 <ning> thestig what are u on about?
01:20 <ning> too scared to talk on phone?
01:20 <thestig> loll screws how jew been?
01:25 <ning> i spoke to amelia
01:33 <ning> i couldnt hear her she recons she couldnt hear me
01:39 <ning> if she wants to call me back she is more than welcome to
01:41 <thestig> lol @ your bad reception excuseee
01:44 <thestig> hahaha
01:46 <nate> phone sex called off
01:48 <ning> how is it an excuse?
01:51 <nate> 2 wet
01:57 <thestig> you were too scared to talk?
01:58 Quit: SoupNazi ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
02:02 <ning> too scared to talk?
02:04 <ning> lol
02:06 <thestig> thats what they are saying
02:08 <ning> she couldnt hear me
02:11 <thestig> lollll
02:17 <nate> i blame optus
02:26 <ning> why dont you call me then thestig
02:28 <nate> then i blame thestigs firm buns
02:28 <ning> be a man
02:33 <ning> or just talk shit like u do
02:42 <thestig> lolll
02:46 <nate> yueah yeaaah shit!
02:48 <thestig> why should i call you
02:51 <ning> exactly
02:52 <thestig> when i can talk on here
02:53 <ning> <+screws> 00:33	ning	u would talk to the cops
02:53 <ning> <+screws> youve threatened to call the cops on me
02:53 <ning> <+screws> as if im gonna give you my private info man
02:53 <ning> <+screws> get real.
02:53 <ning> <+screws> 00:33	ning	i havnt spoken to you in a year
02:53 <ning> <+screws> thats a lie too.
02:53 <ning> <+screws> we have
02:58 <ning> screws yes
03:01 <nate> lol
03:04 <ning> first time i spoke to u other day
03:06 <ning> in a year
03:09 <ning> ohh sorry that one night
03:12 <ning> with me and thestig
03:15 <ning> abusing u in melbourne chan
03:18 <ning> calling u a jew
03:27 <ning> last time i spoke before was with u in sydney
03:27 <thestig> lolll
03:29 <ning> around this time
03:34 <ning> we were going to steal some tvs
03:34 <thestig> who screws?
03:42 <ning> and when i found out u were crying to bonny
03:44 <ning> and asd
03:45 <ning> to zline me
03:48 <ning> for swearing at u
03:53 <ning> i decided not to meet u
03:56 <ning> if u cry over irc
04:03 <ning> what would u do if we got arrested?
04:12 <ning> ppl like u i dont associate with screws
04:20 <thestig> lolll @ screwss
04:20 <ning> now u tell me u lied even where u are from
04:24 <ning> pathetic man
04:33 <ning> did u want me to respect u if i knew u grew up where i did
04:37 <ning> maybe u did
04:38 <ning> i dunno
05:02 <thestig> screws is too scared to talk
05:07 <thestig> did u break him?
05:32 <ning> no idea
05:47 <steven_> loooooooool
05:47 <ning> i respected him but now i find out he was all lies
05:55 Join: SoupNazi ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
06:02 <thestig> ning ill ring you on the weekend
06:02 <ning> steven_
06:05 <ning> can u op him
06:06 <thestig> cbf now
06:11 <ning> SpanishGuy12
06:18 <ning> give him ops
06:20 <steven_> i cant
06:42 <thestig> screwssssssssss
06:44 Mode: (by steven_) +o SpanishGuy12
06:45 Mode: (by bios) -o SpanishGuy12
06:56 <thestig> screws rhymes with jewss
06:56 <steven_> -bios- #nerdhacks is currently in operator restriction mode. You can not op SpanishGuy12 here
07:02 <thestig> who is he kidding lol
07:02 <ning> mmmm
07:06 <ning> u need to fix it steven_
07:08 <ning> give SpanishGuy12 ops
07:18 <steven_> amelia needs to add him
07:22 <steven_> or he needs to ask her
07:36 <ning> ask amelia
07:41 <SpanishGuy12> I did n shes left I told U thata Steven_
07:47 <steven_> i told you like a week ago
07:55 <ning> she went to bed SpanishGuy12
07:56 <ning> for work
07:59 <SpanishGuy12> I know
08:02 <steven_> she needs to rest her pussy
08:09 <SpanishGuy12> lol
08:42 Part: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
08:56 <steven_> `set oprestrict off
09:09 <ning> LOL
09:12 <ning> Mx_Trump
09:16 <ning> what u think of babygirl story
09:17 <ning> of being naked
09:40 <steven_> looool
09:54 <screws> 01:08	steven_	she needs to rest her pussy
09:58 <screws> do you dickheads really find that shit funny
10:14 <nate> i thought it said reset
10:22 <ning> what funny?
10:23 <nate> rest isnt good enough
10:26 <steven_> this is her
10:26 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/95lzmc
10:32 <ning> screws who?
10:35 <ning> find what funny?
10:45 <ning> steven_ she looks abit like that
10:50 <thestig> jesus steven
11:08 <screws> ning: read what i copy/pasted
11:27 <steven_> ahahaaaha
11:57 <ning> screws i did
12:00 <ning> it doesnt make sense
12:13 <nate> http://p1.yes.xxx/fts/thumbs/242/23451/84504F83EE29T.jpg
12:21 <thestig> maybe you need a hebrew transalator
13:34 <ning> screws
13:39 <ning> tell me what I lied to you about?
13:45 <ning> so far you havn't been able to say anything
13:45 <screws> thestig: you illiterate fuck
14:09 <screws> you lied to me about knowing that girl the other day you showed me a pic of
14:19 <screws> you wish you knew her, lol
14:31 <ning> i do know her
14:33 <ning> i told u
14:36 <ning> i met her on irc
14:38 <thestig> lolll are jew serious?
14:39 <nate> thestig drives all the girls wild;l
14:42 <ning> back in like 2003
14:52 <ning> i spoke to her awhile ago but she has a bf
14:55 <ning> didnt want to talk to me
15:06 <ning> she's one of those girls who gets a bf and goes awol
15:07 <nate> the best ones all have boyfriends
15:12 <nate> u bang em anyhowz
15:13 <ning> shuts out her friends/family
15:20 <ning> screws you can think what you want
15:27 <ning> her ex bf is someone i know very well t oo
15:33 <nate> chicks with husbands are the best
15:38 <nate> easy like ning
15:44 <ning> screws i have known many girls better than that off austnet
15:53 <ning> its just a shame you were not around
16:06 <ning> but when you were you were chasing fucked up mental patients like mandyjane
16:07 <thestig> i am illiterate like screwss
16:11 <thestig> but not jewish lolll
16:18 <screws> didnt you say you went out with her
16:29 <steven_> i blame xm for spanishboys behaviour
16:31 <screws> thestig: a disloyal friend? yes. lol
16:40 <screws> one of the worst kinds of humans
16:42 <ning> i had sex with her
16:43 <thestig> u have friends?
16:47 <ning> she wasnt my gf
16:51 <thestig> lol steven what happened
16:55 <ning> when i lived in bronte she use to come over and smoke ice with me
17:22 <ning> we were on and off as ppl but nothing serious
17:33 <ning> we always run into eachother every few years then dont talk for like afew
17:47 <ning> screws i know pleanty of jew sluts
17:56 <thestig> lol
17:57 <ning> shame is you will never get there
18:03 <ning> think you still virgin arnt u?
18:05 <screws> i got your mother didnt i
18:14 <ning> lol
18:23 <thestig> wow why would u bring someones mother into it
18:23 <ning> that all you can do?
18:28 <thestig> thats racist screws
18:30 <ning> how old are you screws?
18:33 <ning> mum jokes?
18:34 <ning> really
18:38 <screws> thestig: i thought you were a friend. you and i spoke for 30 mins the other day this is how you do a 180 on me. why dont you go and get fucked :)
18:43 <ning> no wonder you got no friends or gf mate
18:52 <thestig> u talked i listened
19:00 <thestig> doesnt mean i am not a racist
19:11 <screws> there was something going on but listening wasnt one of them
19:21 <ning> screws
19:24 <ning> why did you lie mate?
19:24 <screws> 01:17	ning	we were on and off as ppl but nothing serious
19:28 <screws> lol you played checkers together
19:31 <ning> no
19:34 <screws> define exactly what your relationship was bro
19:42 <ning> just good mates
19:44 <ning> i call her my sister
19:52 <screws> so you didnt bone her then
19:53 <screws> like you said
19:54 <ning> i did
19:56 <ning> i told u
20:05 <ning> i fucked her one night on ice in my bronte house and i cummed in like 5 seconds
20:10 <ning> and she got angry and left
20:44 <thestig> screws is a virgin
20:51 <thestig> waiting to marry a nice jewish girl
20:53 <ning> she had really big pussy lips
20:53 <BreadedChicken> shoulda told her its her fault for doin ice
20:54 <ning> droopy
21:05 <thestig> meat curtains
21:06 <ning> nah she likes drugs
21:13 <ning> i hadnt had it for years
21:16 <ning> it was her idea to get it
21:51 <ning> we were up for afew days i shoulda just had a shower with her like she wanted i should have waited next time but i was so horny i had just broken up with my gf
21:51 <BreadedChicken> nice hairy jewish girl with stinky arm pits
22:14 <ning> her pussy was shaven she was sore in her ass from anal she had the other day with some guy lol
22:17 <ning> she kept going on about it
22:20 <ning> and had some cream
22:24 <ning> jewish cream
22:47 <BreadedChicken> nutri ninja ads gettin to me
22:49 <Mx_Trump> seriously wheres jen
22:51 <BreadedChicken> makes me want one
22:53 <Mx_Trump> whos got her tonight
22:54 <Mx_Trump> tinder?
23:00 Quit: screws ([email protected]) Z-Lined
23:01 <BreadedChicken> id make one juice drink then never use it again
23:16 <thestig> hahaha
23:43 <nate> old screws hes a champ :D
23:58 <nate> he must believe every word on here
24:02 <ning> he does
24:14 <ning> she is on tinder
24:18 <BreadedChicken> the national gay anthem would be called Homo Sweet Home
24:43 <BreadedChicken> O Homo Sweet Home O
28:22 <ning> slinky
28:29 <ning> i found your future wife
28:40 <thestig> serenity is cool
28:53 <ning> no she isnt lol
29:04 <thestig> she is
29:21 <ning> ok man
29:38 <ning> i really do feel sorry for you if you think so
30:35 <Mx_Trump> steven_'s had serenity's pussy
30:41 <Mx_Trump> around the same time he had jades
31:17 <Mx_Trump> they both wanted to see what the backseat was like in the best holden in perth
34:22 <ning> lol
34:25 <ning> jade was a pig
34:29 <ning> pollock was even after her
34:36 <steven_> hahahah
45:32 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
47:54 <ning> BreadedChicken
47:56 <ning> wake up cunt
50:11 <Mx_Trump> wehres jen?
50:18 <Mx_Trump> second night after having her teeth out shes out on the piss
50:26 <Mx_Trump> plus hook ups
54:57 <ning> yep
55:00 <ning> very fucked hey
55:12 <ning> she's been meeting guys off dating sites
55:15 <ning> good on her
55:20 <ning> sif waste ur time with irc losers
55:26 <ning> i hope she finds a good fuck
55:49 <nate> she uses this 2 date?
55:53 <nate> omg ;D
56:02 * nate rolls into ning
56:24 <nate> night ning miss u
56:26 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
04:09 <ning> oi trump
15:04 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@*kiwi*irc*
37:54 <steven_> was rippping bongs on twitch
39:22 <ning> nice
39:24 <ning> shoulda showed me
39:26 <ning> i woulda joined ya
41:15 <Mx_Trump> he didnt want you there
41:18 <Mx_Trump> he was peadoing
43:40 <ning> lol
43:41 <ning> was he?
49:18 <Mx_Trump> yes
49:22 <Mx_Trump> twitch is his vehicle
50:50 <ning> for the young curry boys?
54:30 <Mx_Trump> whatever he doesnt care
54:34 <Mx_Trump> emma turns a blind eye
54:36 <Mx_Trump> while he peados
54:41 <Mx_Trump> she just wants money to go shopping
54:43 <ning> indeed
54:50 <ning> she buys rubbish stuff though
54:52 <ning> all kmart shit
56:25 <steven_> hahahahhhahha
57:24 <ning> steven_
57:27 <ning> where u on twitch
57:30 <ning> ill come on
57:32 <ning> talk to indians
57:48 <steven_> http://www.twitch.tv/nerdhakz
57:48 <Mx_Trump> emma is waiting for steven_'s parents to die so she can get her hands on the money
58:04 <steven_> that will be a while
58:15 <Mx_Trump> not if she murders them
58:19 <steven_> hahahhaa
58:26 <Mx_Trump> probably with her shit cooking
58:59 <steven_> i dont even talk to these little faggots
59:05 <steven_> they are all american at his hour
59:45 <Mx_Trump> tell them that their troops are all poofs
00:06 <thestig> america is bad at war
01:23 <ning> yep
01:27 <ning> bad coons they are
20:22 <steven_> brett why you up so late
23:38 <ning> he is drunk
23:39 <ning> smoking heroin
24:16 <Mx_Trump> im texting emma, discussing different recipes
24:19 <Mx_Trump> she cant sleep
24:45 <ning> lol
24:51 <ning> trump
24:55 <ning> why u never go in #melb
24:57 <ning> u banned?
29:10 <Mx_Trump> never been in
29:41 <ning> http://imgur.com/wsR94PH
29:46 <ning> ratwoods gf
39:45 Quit: Mx_Trump ([email protected]) Quit:
54:58 <thestig> http://imgur.com/gallery/J0OoM67
08:04 <ning> u wanking?
42:44 Quit: ning ([email protected]) Quit:
31:50 <BrotherAli> dudes butts
39:15 Nick: BrotherAli is now known as kuniva
39:24 Nick: kuniva is now known as Disp
40:14 <Disp> dudes butts
53:42 <Disp> the dude has a smelly butt
58:52 <Disp> steven is big fucken faggot
59:15 <Disp> hate that cunt
59:26 <Disp> im gonna fucken smash this cunt
59:53 <Disp> steven is an ugly maggot fuck
01:43 <Disp> gonna bash that fag
02:39 <Disp> fukn pedofile junky fuck
25:10 <Disp> steven_
25:12 <Disp> u faggot
25:16 <Disp> im gonna bash u cunt
50:44 <Disp> consider yourself bashed stevem
50:47 <Disp> u fuckn loser
51:07 <Disp> whereas black dev farted a condom this morning
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05:46 <Disp> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ
05:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Starship - We Built This City (Feb 6, 2013) Length: 4:57 - Category: Music - 8,812,862 views - 40,420 likes (96%), 1,702 dislikes (4%)
33:17 Quit: Disp ([email protected]) EOF from client
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38:46 <kuniva> j cats
53:36 Quit: Tisk ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
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01:51 <kuniva> GDL
01:57 <kuniva> GAY DUDE GALORE
01:59 <kuniva> GDG
02:14 <kuniva> bumjacked
03:06 <kuniva> have a bumjack
03:12 <kuniva> steven u faggot
03:17 <kuniva> go bumjack someone
05:41 Nick: kuniva is now known as Disp
05:53 <Disp> bumjack o matic
06:05 <Disp> bumjackomatic 2000
06:08 <Disp> lLOL(OLOLOL
07:21 <thestig> kumiva
08:12 <Disp> hey shit for brains
10:15 <Disp> bitch nigger
10:57 <thestig> sup nigger lips
11:10 <thestig> how is sarah going
11:17 <Disp> got no spin for me weed man
15:21 <thestig> looks like u got bumjacked
15:28 <Disp> yea man
15:29 <Disp> :((
16:30 <Disp> sarah?
16:35 <Disp> sarah plummer?
21:11 <thestig> yeh
21:29 <thestig> the girl plivent was chasing and she wouldnt fuck him
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46:00 <Disp> lolololololololololololololllllllllllllllllll
46:09 <Disp> mcpoop is a flaming faggot
47:07 <Disp> a flaming poofter gutz
47:33 <Disp> flaming pg
49:05 <Disp> bumjacked is uncle
49:06 <Disp> hahahaha
50:00 <thestig> lol @ limpydoggg
56:13 <souljah> i havent been the one floodin bitches
56:16 <souljah> breaker
56:17 <souljah> 100%
56:22 <souljah> so yea
56:26 <souljah> aint been on
56:54 <souljah> tryin run me out of town
56:55 <souljah> haha
01:06 <souljah> trying to tarnish my great name and reputation
01:17 * souljah shakes head
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06:40 <Disp> yous a bitch nigger
15:21 <souljah> :)
15:41 <souljah> cbf;d
15:46 Nick: Arbition is now known as Abortion
19:03 <thestig> limpydog been floidin lolll
19:12 <thestig> it wasnt breaker
19:30 <thestig> i have never seen breaker do a shit flood
20:26 <BreadedChicken> never seen him break dance
22:59 <souljah> believe whatever
23:03 <souljah> over it
25:03 <thestig> u have no imagination loopy
25:10 <thestig> lol@ slinkyyyyy
26:40 <thestig> lol @ over itttt
32:35 <Disp> loopy is a poofter gutz
34:52 <Disp> bitch nigger
35:33 <Disp> the shitt flooder
35:42 <Disp> all that he floods is his anus with other mens sperm
35:44 <Disp> LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLL
42:27 <BreadedChicken> http://massageandfuck.com/free/20/pic/13.jpg
42:33 <BreadedChicken> ^ i bet she is texting
42:34 <BreadedChicken> lols
43:52 <Disp> thats my dik
43:58 <Disp> how did it get there ffs
52:22 Topic Is: <anotherirc3r> i just want to be able to swallow
52:22 Set By: (Mx_Trump) on: Fri Nov 20 02:03:55 2015
52:31 <BreadedChicken> buh finished main story of AC Syndicate
52:34 <BreadedChicken> need new game lol
54:23 <Disp> lolz
54:29 <Disp> star wars battlefront
54:30 <Disp> o,pz
54:31 <Disp> imoz
55:04 <BreadedChicken> yea!!!
55:14 <BreadedChicken> forgot about it
55:21 <BreadedChicken> ill just get standard game for that
55:21 <Disp> came out 4 days ago in store
57:07 <Disp> drive a mad jet airplane
57:17 * Disp slaps BreadedChicken around a bit with a small Imperial-Class Stardestroyer
57:17 <thestig> pc better then console
57:39 <Disp> i gonna get it on ps4
58:42 <Disp> then have a bumjack
59:00 <Disp> wonder if u can have a bumjack in star wars game
00:58 <BreadedChicken> id get it on ps4 but it is fps
01:00 <BreadedChicken> so xbox
01:09 <BreadedChicken> n i cbf paying for PS Plus
01:17 <Disp> yea
01:21 <Disp> like 30 bux for 3 months
01:27 <Disp> 2 months
01:50 <BreadedChicken> how is pc gaming actually better than now than console gaming?
02:05 <BreadedChicken> it's a seriously hard arguement to prove
02:13 <Disp> i finished dead island 1 and 2 :))
02:25 <Disp> had a lightning samurai sword lolz
02:31 <BreadedChicken> lol
02:50 <BreadedChicken> yea, i already got xbox live hooked to debit
02:59 <Disp> i got ps4
03:05 <Disp> lvl 20 in elder scrols
03:10 <Disp> got a horse mount
03:11 <Disp> lolz
03:17 <BreadedChicken> i woulda done that with ps plus but it fkd up the debit
03:19 <BreadedChicken> like
03:24 <BreadedChicken> the xbox found my deetz
03:33 <Disp> lolz
03:34 <Disp> deetzz
03:39 <BreadedChicken> n ps4 i hadda put them in and it kept sayin i needed to correct somethin
03:48 <BreadedChicken> was like ITS FKN FINE CUNT
03:48 <BreadedChicken> lol
03:59 <BreadedChicken> deeeeeeeeeetz
10:31 <Disp> pay day tomorrow
10:36 <Disp> buy battlefront
11:03 <thestig> buy h1z1
11:13 <Disp> huh
11:21 <Disp> wats dat
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15:11 Nick: kuniva is now known as Disp
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19:43 <Disp> BlackDevil RIDES THE BUMJACKOMATIC 3000
19:50 <Disp> LOOLOLOOLOOOLOLOLOL(OL(OLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLO)LOLOLOLOL
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23:16 <Disp> he likes penis's in his butt
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34:40 <Disp> any gay men here
35:24 <Disp> BreadedChicken
35:26 <Disp> ??
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43:55 <Disp> hey mr homosexual
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45:25 <Disp> BlackDevil is head of the GLA
45:33 <Disp> GAYLOARDSANONYMOUS
45:34 <Disp> ROFLLL
45:36 <Disp> ROOOFLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
46:00 <Disp> bumjacked
46:58 <BlackDevil> dont put me into your fantasies
47:11 <Disp> here he speaks now
47:15 <Disp> the founder
48:39 <Abortion> grandest day BlackDevil
48:58 <Disp> its a good day
49:02 <BlackDevil> hi
49:08 <Disp> i get my dsp cheque tomorrow
49:16 <BlackDevil> joel loves getting bum jacked by chris
49:21 <BlackDevil> spreads there HIV
49:33 <Disp> bullshit arsewipe
49:43 <Disp> youre a total gay cunt man
49:46 <Abortion> yes, aids for all
49:49 <Disp> just accept it man
49:50 <BlackDevil> no i didnt
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50:30 <Disp> accept that it arrouses you to look at another mans penus
50:33 <Disp> ?
50:35 <Disp> ?¿
51:32 <Disp> projecting now
51:38 <Disp> you weak bastard
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53:31 <Disp> doc
53:36 <Disp> my fellow curry
54:02 <Disp> ill get kevin owens on to u kunty
55:52 <Disp> bumjack alley
56:01 <Disp> where jon hangs out
56:02 <Disp> ahahahhaahah
57:36 <Disp> <Tisk> i cried myself to sleep lastnight
59:57 <Disp> blackdevil thinks he in a plane but really he's wearing his butt to mouth machine
00:00 <Disp> aaaaaaaaahahhhahaahaha
09:47 <thestig> why did he cry himself to sleep
10:30 <Disp> he always does it
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12:48 <thestig> lolll doggggggsss
12:58 <BREADED_CHICKEN> represent niggers
15:55 <souljah> k
17:14 <BREADED_CHICKEN> fk microsoft fucked up
17:17 <BREADED_CHICKEN> with backward compat
17:20 Mode: (by steven_) +o bios
17:29 <BREADED_CHICKEN> most ppl either trade their old console in
17:41 <BREADED_CHICKEN> or get new one then get rid of old after a while which is what i did right
17:49 <BREADED_CHICKEN> so got one 360 game left lol
18:16 <BREADED_CHICKEN> n u gotta have the games, and atm the games on the list, put disc in, dl game then u keep game in while u play anyway just like normal xbox
18:28 <BREADED_CHICKEN> fkn they shoulda sorted this out within the first yr
18:46 <BREADED_CHICKEN> steven_ u get any nice gamer sluts in yet
18:53 <BREADED_CHICKEN> get more c u n t s in
18:56 <BREADED_CHICKEN> keep it fresh
19:07 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ill msg sezz and call her a fat whore for u
20:07 <steven_> always
20:14 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ehehehehe
20:32 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ne kinda slag
20:50 <BREADED_CHICKEN> and some really old dudes like picard
20:56 <BREADED_CHICKEN> HAHAHAHA
20:58 <souljah> k
31:32 <Disp> i got ps4
31:34 <Disp> 1tb
31:47 <BREADED_CHICKEN> oh nice
31:50 <BREADED_CHICKEN> mine is 500
32:01 <BREADED_CHICKEN> but batman edition so idc
32:02 <BREADED_CHICKEN> lol
32:11 <Disp> i getting battlefront tomorrow
32:17 <Disp> and gotta get a internet code
32:25 <Disp> subscription
32:37 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ye
32:41 <Disp> ye
33:11 <Disp> u got ps4?
34:10 <BREADED_CHICKEN> yea limited edition batman ps4
34:18 <Disp> lolz
34:24 <Disp> and u got sexbox one
36:22 <BREADED_CHICKEN> yeh
36:26 <Disp> lolz
36:27 <Disp> y
36:30 <Disp> only need 1
36:31 <Disp> LOlz
36:33 <Disp> .>`?
36:42 <BREADED_CHICKEN> um
37:00 <BREADED_CHICKEN> i got 360 when i had ps3 but only because anonymous shut down psn
37:05 <Disp> cant w8 to get battlefront~~
37:06 <BREADED_CHICKEN> and then i really liked 360
37:12 <thestig> pc is better
37:18 <BREADED_CHICKEN> got rid of ps3 before i got xbox one
37:23 <thestig> i called my pc amelia
37:25 <BREADED_CHICKEN> or just after i forget
37:35 <BREADED_CHICKEN> call it Amelie
37:36 <Disp> cant w8 to get battlefront~~
37:37 <Disp> cant w8 to get battlefront~~
37:41 <BREADED_CHICKEN> at the vet thestig
37:51 <thestig> why
37:53 <BREADED_CHICKEN> my rat is name under Amelie Blackwood
37:54 <BREADED_CHICKEN> lol
38:02 <Disp> ratwood
38:03 <thestig> lollll
38:08 <BREADED_CHICKEN> teehee
38:22 <BREADED_CHICKEN> on her medicine it says Blackwood. Amelie
38:27 <BREADED_CHICKEN> on her medicine it says Blackwood. Amelie. Rat
38:30 <BREADED_CHICKEN> like that hahaha
38:56 <BREADED_CHICKEN> i always give pets a stand in name before giving them a final name
39:21 <thestig> i called my dog davey
39:24 <BREADED_CHICKEN> my first rabbit was called Left Eye as her final name then i added Left-Eye Playboy Bunny
39:33 <BREADED_CHICKEN> nickname Lefty
39:38 <thestig> davey the dogggggggg
39:41 <BREADED_CHICKEN> davey is a good name
39:45 <BREADED_CHICKEN> yeah u can sing that
40:03 <Disp> bumjackoholic
40:05 <steven_> i named my pet spider Lish
40:07 <BlackDevil> wash it all away
40:14 <steven_> my pet ant Jen
40:19 <thestig> lol tishh
40:19 <BREADED_CHICKEN> lol
40:35 <thestig> cause of the long dangly legs
40:37 <thestig> ?
40:51 <thestig> i named my blender jen
41:02 <thestig> cause everything has been in it
41:11 <BREADED_CHICKEN> i named my condom Mr Sheen
41:20 <steven_> jen has had more cock then hakea prison
41:28 <thestig> lolll
41:49 <steven_> cannt blame her really
41:50 <thestig> she has a pussy tat saying in mate?
42:00 <steven_> i would prolly be a slut if i had a VAG
42:20 <BREADED_CHICKEN> yeah
42:26 <BREADED_CHICKEN> chicks dont understand y we say that
42:35 <BREADED_CHICKEN> but its coz we can play with our dicks ALL day
42:48 <BREADED_CHICKEN> I would wear my vagina out within hours man
45:09 <steven_> tru dat
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55:03 <Tisk> where is pollock
55:10 <Tisk> that faggot pussy fucken weak cunt
55:13 <Tisk> i waiting
55:20 <Tisk> if u dont come you are not a man
55:29 <thestig> tisk why did u cry yourself to sleep
55:41 <Tisk> nah where is that stupid fucken poofter
55:48 <Tisk> if he does come
55:55 <Tisk> he is a liar
55:58 <Tisk> weak sack of shit
56:06 <thestig> he is at the front of your flat
56:06 <Tisk> he wants to start
56:08 <Tisk> then come
56:14 <thestig> taking pictures
56:23 <thestig> he posted some before
56:34 <Abortion> oh man, I might be silly enough to buy this http://www.hobbyking.com/hobbyking/store/__53762__Dr_Mad_Thrust_90mm_12_Blade_Alloy_EDF_700kv_3800w_12S_.html
57:25 <thestig> looks cool abortion
57:27 <Abortion> 4.5kg of thrust, doesn't sound so amazing
57:36 <BlackDevil> remember kids, dont do drugs
57:46 <BlackDevil> otherwise you will turn out to be Tisk
57:53 <thestig> loll
57:58 <Tisk> im not scared
57:59 <BlackDevil> hearing things
58:02 <Tisk> im not scared
58:04 <BlackDevil> seeing things
58:12 <BlackDevil> whos this 'pollock' guy?
58:13 <Tisk> who is the weak cunt david pollockj is
58:16 <thestig> tisk is shiting lsd bricks
58:21 <Tisk> come cutn
58:26 <Tisk> come u weak sack of shirt
58:33 <thestig> im coming too tisk!
58:35 <Tisk> u want leave in a casket
58:40 <thestig> so is plivent
58:53 <BREADED_CHICKEN> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/10613108_10154913884686959_3812688888476225807_n.jpg?oh=2d5fa5214537a821486be15691a541dc&oe=56E8D1D9&__gda__=1459080675_41d630ffaaa02381f94c415e457d1526
59:30 <BlackDevil> thats just weed
59:36 <thestig> <Breaker> tisk is scared
59:36 <BlackDevil> not the same thing
00:19 <Tisk> alll fucken talk
00:23 <Tisk> u got 2 hours
00:33 <Tisk> thats enough time to get here
00:57 <Disp> loololoolololol
01:07 <Disp> pissedoff christoph the pisstroff
01:50 <Abortion> Hmm, so if I get that, I need to bolt it to something
02:23 <Abortion> 3.3kW is hard to provide though
05:32 <Abortion> I want to build a hydrofoil now
06:33 <Abortion> hahaha https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trampofoil
06:53 <Abortion> 34km/h that isn't half bad
06:58 <Abortion> can't stop though or you sink
07:07 <thestig> my rc car gets 120 kph
08:50 <Abortion> the thing I linked is human powered
11:10 <Abortion> ahahaha that looks so gay, even with a chick powering it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZITueUW9Rk
11:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aquaskipper Hydrofoil Human Powered Watercraft | GadgetsAndGear.com (Jun 23, 2011) Length: 1:34 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 409,556 views - likes (92.5%), 25 dislikes (7.5%)
12:34 <Abortion> still I have to admit I'm suprised it works so well
13:19 <steven_> i am 180KW at the legs
15:53 <Abortion> heh
16:00 <Abortion> you must run pretty fast
16:33 <Disp> chris not gay
16:45 <thestig> should see him throw a spear
17:52 <Disp> stig
17:58 <Disp> i get paid tomorrow from d$p
18:05 <thestig> tisk why u starting trouble
18:10 <thestig> disp nice
18:20 <thestig> how much u get?
18:30 <Disp> 773.60
18:44 <thestig> a fortnight?
18:46 <Disp> -90 for the loan i got out a few months ago
18:47 <Disp> yep
19:03 <thestig> thats better then what they get here
19:27 <Disp> tru
19:51 <thestig> i think they get 430 here
20:00 <Disp> a fortnight?
20:01 <thestig> should ask loopy
20:07 <thestig> yeh a fortnight
20:12 <Disp> lololol
20:13 <Disp> dsp?
20:27 <thestig> is dsp disabiliy?
20:28 <Disp> im on full rate dsp
20:33 <Disp> ye
20:50 <thestig> yeh was same as newstart allowance
20:57 <Disp> lolololollllll
21:20 <Disp> im gonna buy new star wars game
21:24 <Disp> xD
21:25 <steven_> most people in this channel are on dsp
21:37 <steven_> Disp is proud to be 'full retard'
21:39 <steven_> looooooooooool
21:41 <thestig> nerdhacks dsp lyfe
21:44 <steven_> gimp
21:48 Quit: Tisk ([email protected]) Z-Lined
21:53 <steven_> ha ha tisk
21:54 <Disp> ahh yes
21:55 <thestig> loll tiskkkk
21:55 <steven_> fruitloop
21:56 <Disp> steven
22:00 <Disp> you fucking jerkoff
22:07 <steven_> haha
22:20 <Disp> full blown fucken poofter gutz
22:23 <steven_> i just tell it as it is
22:50 <Abortion> >Whale Biologist
23:01 <Disp> i got no weed
23:05 <Disp> bring me some weed steven
23:07 <Disp> faggot
23:21 <steven_> i got about a stick
23:22 <thestig> get some dregs off tisk
23:29 <steven_> because i couldnt be fucked going out
23:32 <Disp> h8 dregz
23:32 <thestig> he will scrape his bong
23:43 <Disp> i get weed at 6:30am
23:45 <thestig> resins m8
23:47 <Abortion> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzHBKANVInY
23:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Whale Biologist (Apr 6, 2013) Length: 0:12 - Category: People & Blogs - 18,774 views - 70 likes (98.6%), 1 dislikes (1.4%)
23:54 <Disp> gonna get a quarter ounce
24:13 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/95vbj6
24:35 <Disp> lolz
24:42 <Disp> i getting quarter
25:16 <steven_> iz dat it ?
25:30 <steven_> you're on dsp you should be getting the O Z
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32:47 <souljah> hehe
33:35 <thestig> davey
33:37 <thestig> h
34:00 <thestig> hi
37:12 <souljah> hi
37:49 <thestig> hows work
37:54 <thestig> hows life
39:18 <souljah> yeh ok
39:45 <thestig> good to hear
41:38 <souljah> :)
43:16 <BlackDevil> tisk left?
44:49 <thestig> lol zlined
45:03 <BlackDevil> why
45:29 <thestig> i dunno
46:44 <nate> was coming down off the 2 fourX golds he had
47:02 <thestig> haaha
47:06 <thestig> vic bitter
47:12 <souljah> emu
47:15 <souljah> export
47:22 <thestig> draugh
47:26 <souljah> with a slice of lemon
47:40 <thestig> corona with a slice
47:43 <thestig> mmm
49:12 <BlackDevil> really souljah nickname?
49:14 <BlackDevil> sad
49:17 <BlackDevil> pathetic
49:41 <nate> does souljah mean something??
49:42 <souljah> BlackDevil?
49:43 <souljah> your white
49:46 <nate> ;LOL
49:53 <souljah> u can talk
51:02 <BlackDevil> google is nate
51:22 <BlackDevil> google it
53:13 <steven_> nate
53:14 <steven_> ill tell you
53:34 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII
53:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Soulja Boy Tell'em - Crank That (Soulja Boy) (Nov 22, 2009) Length: 4:00 - Category: Music - 201,676,347 views - 582,209 likes (91.5%), 54,092 dislikes (8.5%)
53:46 <souljah> happy
53:48 <souljah> joyful
54:44 <steven_> superman dat hoeeeeee
54:47 <steven_> i mean youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
55:01 <steven_> why me crank that souljah boy
59:54 <BlackDevil> that would be it
00:04 <BlackDevil> thats why its sad to have that nickname
03:05 <thestig> souljagayyyy
03:08 <thestig> haha
04:17 <souljah> :)
06:01 <nate> nah i dont live in america, no need to get african ;l
06:11 <nate> ill stick to my abbo braadas
06:56 <nate> cuz bruz luv coconuts
07:02 <nate> ahhh :LD
11:25 <BlackDevil> suprised that
11:36 <BlackDevil> tisk hasnt attempted to get back on
13:29 <thestig> he is probably having a doll set tea party
13:53 <BlackDevil> or passed out from taking drugs
17:07 <BlackDevil> dealing with this person named pollock
19:02 <Disp> david pollock?
20:15 <nate> i am tired!!, tuck me in disp
20:25 <Disp> nop
20:35 <nate> play with my balls disp!
20:39 <Disp> nop
20:53 <nate> tell me a sexy story?
20:57 <Disp> nop
21:09 <nate> hold hands?
21:13 <Disp> nop
21:14 <nate> noffin?
21:18 <nate> damn it!
21:18 <Disp> yup
21:22 <nate> DAMN IT!
21:27 <Disp> ;l
22:32 <nate> http://i3.cpcache.com/product_zoom/1099780286/sexy_librarian_bubble_bath_20x12_oval_wall_decal.jpg?height=460&width=460&padToSquare=true
28:57 <steven_> looool
29:28 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/95vnwl
30:39 <steven_> look at the definition in the neck
32:00 <steven_> once i blow they know ill be da man
35:00 <Disp> u fagot bitch
35:11 <steven_> ill drop you on your head
35:21 <Disp> bullshit shiteater
35:25 <steven_> you know it
35:41 <Disp> poofta wooly woofter gutz
36:15 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/95vp5h
36:32 <steven_> hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
36:57 <steven_> faggot dog
36:57 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/95vp9u
37:22 <Disp> u fukn faggot
37:49 <Disp> bitch nigger
38:57 <Disp> nothin more than a bitch nigger
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43:01 <Disp> the gay dudes are amongst me .. damnit
45:18 <nate> they sucking ya penis
45:22 <steven_> hahaha
46:07 <nate> =====0) (b(u)m) disp bum jacked
47:01 <BREADED_CHICKEN> black whole bum
47:08 <BREADED_CHICKEN> wont you cum
47:13 <BREADED_CHICKEN> and pee to wash away the cuummmm
47:26 <BREADED_CHICKEN> i got teh rat sliced apple and berry
47:36 <BREADED_CHICKEN> u feed her nate i goin to mates 2 drink
47:40 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ^-^
48:24 <steven_> http://www.twitch.tv/nerdhakz
57:01 <souljah> your missing the c
57:04 <souljah> u cunt
58:36 <steven_> suck me dry
58:46 <nate> good song
59:25 <thestig> lolll
59:35 <thestig> fuck the c
02:49 <souljah> rat
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05:31 Mode: (by bios) +b *!*@*kiwi*irc*
05:31 Kick: sockzie was kicked by bios (Banned: requested)
07:10 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RelR85j09XY
07:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool Ticks and Leeches (Nov 24, 2008) Length: 8:10 - Category: Music - 707,471 views - 2,704 likes (97.6%), 66 dislikes (2.4%)
07:38 <Disp> show me ur batty
09:11 <Disp> having a roast chicken for dinner mmmmmmmmmmmmm
12:06 <nate> with a side of cock
12:13 <nate> right in ya date
24:40 <souljah> ok mate
27:01 <nate> souljah is gonna watch
30:31 <souljah> todays gone slow
31:14 <Disp> i get paid tomorrow
32:14 <souljah> bet u cant wait onions
32:23 <Disp> yea i cannot w8
32:28 <Disp> gotta get a ps4 game
32:46 <souljah> chomping at the bit
33:12 <Disp> yeah bro
33:17 <Disp> champin at the bid
33:49 <souljah> yes 'onions'
33:52 <Disp> roast chicken
33:54 <souljah> no 'onions'
34:02 <Disp> nice gravy
34:07 <Disp> cant w8
43:27 <steven_> what game
43:51 <thestig> rolf harris school adventures
44:12 <thestig> jimmy saville edition
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57:37 <souljah> k
59:13 <Disp> where is poopdog
00:19 <Disp> where is the ghost of christmas past
00:36 <BlackDevil> my eyes are bleeding water
00:46 <Disp> lolz
00:50 <Disp> bitch nigger
02:02 <BlackDevil> says the gay one
02:18 <souljah> :)
04:02 <thestig> limpydoggg
05:43 <thestig> :)
08:48 <souljah> yep
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17:41 <Mx_Trump> loolololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:02 <Mx_Trump> !seen jenspussy
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21:56 <souljah> yo ameliaaaaaaa
22:31 <amelia> wot up
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29:33 <nate> steven baaabe!
29:42 <steven_> hiiiii
35:36 <Mx_Trump> <Tisk> what u imply sly slick quick dick thick mick mic like spike drink pink mercades\
35:36 <Mx_Trump> <Tisk> fuck this bitch she is having my babys
35:39 <Mx_Trump> hes drunk
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36:36 <souljah> kk
38:22 <amelia> drink pink mercades
39:25 <souljah> whats that
39:34 <nate> souljah hump my leg!
40:45 <Mx_Trump> <Tisk> i got u on string my wrist does sling bring u to a spin whim dim like write quite nice like
41:05 <souljah> talent
41:12 <souljah> he's a star
41:38 <nate> souljah! i need a hump
42:17 <souljah> go get one
42:21 <souljah> i need food
42:23 <souljah> n sleep
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42:55 <sweptrug> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1703055559929885
43:21 <Mx_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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44:42 Nick: steven is now known as steven_
46:38 <Mx_Trump> steven_ you missed the video loser
47:21 <steven_> i will live
48:19 <souljah> sure
48:20 <Mx_Trump> sweptrug more videos mate
48:22 <souljah> u will
48:31 <Mx_Trump> sweptrug get violent
50:06 <steven_> lol
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51:53 Mode: (by bios) +o steven_
03:04 <souljah> k
06:04 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@*kiwi*irc*
11:23 <BREADED_CHICKEN> AND HE LIKES TO SHOOT HIS GUNZ
11:29 * BREADED_CHICKEN shootz sum cum
14:14 <steven_> ewwwwwwwwwwww
17:16 <nate> Linkin Park - Breaking The Habit
17:18 <nate> for tisk
17:23 <nate> Linkin Park - Breaking The Habits
17:25 <nate> lol
17:37 <Mx_Trump> BREADED_CHICKEN how u bro?
18:00 <nate> i think i need some BREADED_CHICKEN
18:13 <sweptrug> b
18:15 <sweptrug> o ^ / \ ^
18:16 <sweptrug> o //)) ((\\
18:16 <sweptrug> o //(( o )^^( o ))\\
18:16 <sweptrug> o \\)) /\ ((//
18:18 <sweptrug> o \ \ / /
18:21 <sweptrug> o /\ \ \VVVV/ / /\
18:21 <sweptrug> o \ V/\ VV /\v /
18:23 <sweptrug> o \/ V \/ V \/
21:16 <Mx_Trump> u stoned tisk?
25:03 <sweptrug> u got 50$
25:42 <Mx_Trump> yes mate
25:45 <Mx_Trump> one blow job for u
25:55 <Mx_Trump> just like last time
26:27 <sweptrug> https://www.facebook.com/Acronym44/videos/1703055559929885/
34:36 <nate> tisk is baaack!
35:41 <sweptrug> i want a pussy to lick
35:52 <sweptrug> thats all i ask
36:03 <sweptrug> why wont u fucks allow that
36:06 <sweptrug> i dont know
36:16 <sweptrug> u scared of 7 foot 3 cunts
36:21 <sweptrug> being born
36:22 <sweptrug> ?
39:23 <Abortion> the fuck
40:04 <souljah> tisk needs a man
42:25 <Mx_Trump> tisk
42:30 <Mx_Trump> ive found you
42:31 <Mx_Trump> http://www.news.com.au/world/car-thieves-find-eight-year-old-boy-in-back-seat-and-drive-him-to-school-before-fleeing/news-story/18b7e6d7cc787fd645dfa519edc8ab10
43:20 <Mx_Trump> where is jen? shes been on a three day cock bender
51:05 Quit: souljah ([email protected]) Quit:
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00:24 <BREADED_CHICKEN> THANK YOU
00:26 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ACADEMY
00:29 <BREADED_CHICKEN> FOR THIS AWARD
00:35 <BREADED_CHICKEN> BRB PUTTING IT UP MAH ASS!
03:45 <Mx_Trump> BREADED_CHICKEN how u bro?
03:54 Mode: (by bios) +o damian
06:34 <BREADED_CHICKEN> yeah good just chillin after already chillin at mates lol
06:36 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2hQhOrgMOM
06:39 <BREADED_CHICKEN> wotchen movie
06:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr G - Naughty Girl - Radio Edit.m4v (Feb 5, 2010) Length: - Category: Music - 21,641 views - 142 likes (99.3%), dislikes (0.7%)
06:45 <BREADED_CHICKEN> how are u Mx_Trumpy
07:00 <nate> my name is jessica, i am a slut
07:10 <nate> i want it bad
07:35 <BREADED_CHICKEN> oh
07:41 <BREADED_CHICKEN> i talked about this chick jess to my mate
07:52 <BREADED_CHICKEN> coz i fucked her couple times
08:00 <nate> u fucked somethin!
08:01 <nate> ;D~
08:09 <BREADED_CHICKEN> n my mate she was all like commending me on how i was like naw coz now ino u smoke meth
08:13 <BREADED_CHICKEN> dont wana b around
08:15 <BREADED_CHICKEN> lolz
08:25 <BREADED_CHICKEN> i fkd somethin on saturday
08:29 <Mx_Trump> BREADED_CHICKEN are you still upset amelia rejected you bro?
08:30 <BREADED_CHICKEN> A WATERMELON
08:30 <nate> REALLLLY!
08:34 <BREADED_CHICKEN> lol naw a chick
08:48 <BREADED_CHICKEN> naw Mx_Trump y would i b upset over her
08:48 <nate> she looked like a watermellON!
09:13 <BREADED_CHICKEN> ahahaha
09:18 <BREADED_CHICKEN> like ten watermelons!
09:28 <BREADED_CHICKEN> smash one u got nine more!
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12:01 <BREADED_CHICKEN> u got a thing for amelia Mx_Trump?
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12:12 Nick: BREADED_CHICKEN is now known as slinky_J
12:35 <Mx_Trump> no slinky_J everyone knows u do mate
12:49 <Mx_Trump> u asked her to be your gf
12:57 <slinky_J> did i
13:03 <slinky_J> oh
13:05 <slinky_J> my bad
13:19 <slinky_J> im gonna go play some Greenday now
13:37 <Mx_Trump> but she said she doesnt date losers
13:46 <slinky_J> I made a beer slushly.
13:53 <slinky_J> slushy.
13:57 <slinky_J> cool
14:09 <slinky_J> dude idc
14:23 <slinky_J> i tried messin with her n it didnt work
14:27 <Mx_Trump> so she hooked up with loopydog instead
14:39 <slinky_J> nobody is that desp
14:44 <slinky_J> not even Charlie Sheen
14:46 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHAHA
14:47 <Mx_Trump> how did u try messing with her
15:01 <slinky_J> why do you think that the entire world revolves around mIRC?
15:13 <slinky_J> i do it to everyone dude
15:27 <Mx_Trump> u try to hook up with everyone?
15:28 <slinky_J> used to
15:32 <Mx_Trump> male and female
15:32 <slinky_J> i turned over a leaf
15:45 <slinky_J> i would fuck with anyone online
15:54 <slinky_J> set up diff fb accounts etc.
16:02 <slinky_J> I had one might still be up
16:04 <Mx_Trump> are u trying to get Abortion into bed too?
16:06 <slinky_J> T. Boon Pickens
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16:11 <slinky_J> think it's still active
16:20 <slinky_J> naw he's a champ dude
16:28 <slinky_J> but he's from Radelaide
16:38 <slinky_J> aha
16:57 <slinky_J> he is seriously one of the best dudes I've met in ages
17:11 <slinky_J> besides a photoshop of me I put infront of the mirror.
17:45 <slinky_J> you finished interviewing me gingie?
17:56 <nate> gingie
17:56 <Mx_Trump> he said in another channel he thinks u are a loser
18:03 <slinky_J> I'm gonna go drink from my Pepsisaurus' dick bro
18:13 <slinky_J> he said what
18:16 <Mx_Trump> and u made his car stink like a nigger
18:22 <slinky_J> oh
18:33 <slinky_J> soz totally forgot what u were on about
18:40 <slinky_J> cig time
19:02 <slinky_J> btw niggers are my thing ok.
19:07 <slinky_J> get your own thing ginger
19:13 <slinky_J> :/
19:27 <slinky_J> STEAL YOUR OWN HUMANS!
19:30 <slinky_J> ahahahahahahaha
19:37 * slinky_J flops on to nate
19:43 <slinky_J> *snores*
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34:13 <Mx_Trump> !seen jenspussy
47:19 <slinky_J> Mx_Trump r u ok mate
47:22 <slinky_J> like
47:26 <slinky_J> sound a bit down bro
47:35 <slinky_J> like u need a gf or some sex
47:44 <slinky_J> how long since you had sex Mx_Trump?
47:47 <slinky_J> :s
48:11 <slinky_J> Look if Ron Howard's daughter can star in Jurassic World and I wank over her
48:21 <slinky_J> you're good gingerbread boi
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48:29 <slinky_J> you can find love too.
48:37 <slinky_J> or stalk it.
48:45 * slinky_J slaps Mx_Trump around a bit with a large trout
48:48 <slinky_J> virgin.
54:38 <Mx_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
54:42 <Mx_Trump> u turning gay slinky_J?
54:53 <Mx_Trump> because amelia rejected you?
01:23 <nate> i hope so
04:58 <slinky_J> he he he
05:04 <slinky_J> Mx_Trump you trump yourself man
05:06 <slinky_J> sad to see
05:17 <slinky_J> you got no girls :(
05:33 <slinky_J> you come on irc because you cant get a girl?
05:46 <slinky_J> srsly sounding like it when you focus on other people :S
07:58 <slinky_J> baby dont reply just write a letter to Santa k trumpies :(
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13:03 <occie78> hey everyone
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13:46 <mouser> where is jen hun
13:54 <mouser> !seen jens pussy
14:21 <nate> hi occie78 babe!
14:31 <nate> enjoying the sun
14:39 * mouser slaps occie78 around a bit with a large trout
14:53 <occie78> thanks mouser
15:00 <occie78> i havent been slapped like that in a while
15:04 <occie78> good to hear nate
15:14 <occie78> jens pussy?
15:35 <occie78> is there a website?
16:01 <mouser> no but someone would have
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16:54 <occie78> ok i am in melbourne, chatzone and this channel
16:59 <occie78> they all suck...where is everyone
17:22 <amelia> chatzone
17:28 <amelia> ay
17:35 <occie78> yeah why
17:36 <occie78> ?
17:53 <occie78> bad place?
17:58 <occie78> hi amelia
18:09 <amelia> Mx_Trumps gf is in there
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18:13 <amelia> hello hi
18:25 <Tisk> there is no quick and easy
18:35 <Tisk> unless your christopher
18:42 <Tisk> then you do what u want
19:10 <Tisk> christopher wants to do amelia
19:29 <occie78> everyone wants to do amelia from my understanding
19:48 <occie78> who is mx's girl?
20:02 <occie78> bit of sarcasm amelia?
20:02 <occie78> lol
20:04 <mouser> BABYGIRL
20:35 <Tisk> some one won a computer cuase of me
20:38 <amelia> yah they are very gud 2g4
20:43 <Tisk> and u can start that fact
20:48 <Tisk> but its true
20:50 <Tisk> so what
21:10 <Tisk> im christ god
21:19 <Tisk> ole mighty
21:33 <Tisk> whoop mouser's ass
21:46 <nate> tisk u are not a ufc champ like steven
22:15 <slinky_J> [20:48] <amelia> Mx_Trumps gf is in there
22:17 <slinky_J> lol
22:19 <slinky_J> wot wot
22:21 <slinky_J> srsly
22:36 <slinky_J> i thought his gf was a mirror with him fingering his ginger hole :/
23:00 <Tisk> once when 9 trips
23:04 <Tisk> i made 2 wishes
23:05 <nate> that sounds good slinky_J
23:10 <Tisk> fuck
23:13 <Tisk> one came true
23:31 <nate> turning gay was the second wish?
23:35 <Tisk> no
23:35 <nate> done!
24:51 <Tisk> i dont care who what they are as long as its them
24:57 <slinky_J> lolol
25:02 <slinky_J> he has a crush on me
25:06 <Tisk> and only one person has that power
25:10 <slinky_J> ima write a country song about it
25:17 <slinky_J> become a big trans sexual star!
25:31 <Tisk> come off it
25:33 <slinky_J> HE LOVE ME, HE HATE ME, HE GINGER HAIRY PENIS SCARE ME!
25:39 <Tisk> lols
25:46 <slinky_J> lel
25:50 <Tisk> fuck i met a tranny when i was 10
25:55 <slinky_J> i dunno how a country song goes yo
25:57 <slinky_J> LOL
26:00 <Tisk> thats my song
26:01 <Tisk> fuck i met a tranny when i was 10
26:06 <slinky_J> so many in thailand where picard loves to go
26:07 <slinky_J> :o
26:19 <slinky_J> he fucked more trannies than Charlie Sheen probs
26:59 <Tisk> first person i kissed could have been a tranny when i was 10
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27:09 <Tisk> i have dreams
27:12 <slinky_J> fk i look at my x pic and she is my age Tisk
27:17 <slinky_J> and acting like a 16 yr old girl
27:22 <slinky_J> o deez bitches dat
27:23 <slinky_J> etc
27:26 <slinky_J> omgosh
27:30 <Tisk> what
27:37 <slinky_J> my x on fb
27:43 <slinky_J> acting like a sixteen year old
27:44 <Tisk> im not one sucked my tongue
27:48 <thestig> dat wots dis
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27:52 <slinky_J> she does all these selfies n shit
27:55 <Tisk> some one sucked my tongue
27:58 <slinky_J> fkn act ur age bitch
28:00 <slinky_J> i typed it
28:01 <Tisk> called me katut
28:02 <slinky_J> then deleted
28:03 <slinky_J> lol
28:13 <slinky_J> ACT UR AGE SLAG
28:17 <Tisk> another one
28:20 <Tisk> made me
28:22 <slinky_J> she got nothin goin on for her tho
28:24 <Tisk> more happier
28:26 <slinky_J> so no wonder
28:36 <Tisk> but thats more fried than me
28:47 <Mx_Trump> is ratwood having a meltdown?
28:51 <Tisk> rather confused
28:58 <slinky_J> women's minds are fried
28:59 <Tisk> about lots of this
29:09 <slinky_J> get to a certain age
29:12 <slinky_J> try to act younger
29:25 <slinky_J> dress like a ten yr old at the beach to get attention
29:27 <slinky_J> :/
29:29 <slinky_J> lols
30:24 <Tisk> i just wanted see who i saw on 17th july 20121
30:26 <Tisk> 2012
30:41 <Tisk> is there something wrong with that
31:07 <slinky_J> i dumped this chick in 2012
31:19 <slinky_J> she has like
31:20 <slinky_J> hep b
31:23 <slinky_J> or some shit
31:36 <Tisk> lols
31:37 <Tisk> ok
31:39 <Tisk> fuck
31:45 <slinky_J> yer
31:50 <Tisk> i try not to
31:51 <slinky_J> u cant fuck her now without gettin it
31:56 <Tisk> remember my latest
32:00 <Tisk> cause it hurts me
32:03 <slinky_J> prob y she has reverted to bein an idiot teen
32:07 <Tisk> she could travel across country
32:07 <slinky_J> man
32:12 <slinky_J> i never remember shit
32:19 <slinky_J> rooted some posh chick on sat
32:19 <Tisk> but she is scared to stay the night
32:22 <slinky_J> dunno her name
32:22 <Tisk> remember my latest
32:25 <Tisk> but she is scared to stay the night
32:29 <Tisk> she could travel across country
32:30 <slinky_J> dont care
32:34 <Tisk> but she is scared to stay the night
32:42 <Tisk> fucken stupid bitch
32:47 <slinky_J> u dont need some girl that far away
32:51 <slinky_J> u just need some steez
32:57 <slinky_J> to get some nice girls
32:59 <slinky_J> to root
33:01 <slinky_J> first
33:08 <slinky_J> then later u think about relationships mang
33:11 <slinky_J> so easy
33:18 <slinky_J> girls r not hard to figure out either
33:25 <slinky_J> u just needa get u a few
33:31 <slinky_J> root em all
33:35 <Tisk> in perth there is more women than men
33:44 <Tisk> and this cunt makes u come from melbourne
33:47 <slinky_J> cool statistic is 4 ur dick
33:50 <Tisk> how sad is that cunt
33:56 <slinky_J> so 4get about it
33:59 <slinky_J> have a wank
33:59 <Tisk> u stupid bitch
34:01 <Tisk> u stupid bitch
34:02 <Tisk> u stupid bitch
34:02 <slinky_J> finger ur ass
34:09 <slinky_J> get over some lame net bitch
34:11 <slinky_J> this is why
34:14 <slinky_J> u play net bitches
34:17 <Mx_Trump> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1703055559929885
34:21 <slinky_J> 4 fum
34:23 <slinky_J> fun*
34:29 <slinky_J> b nice then turn on them
34:31 <Mx_Trump> Tisk
34:34 <Mx_Trump> where is the video cunt!
34:51 <slinky_J> content not av
34:54 <Tisk> no more videos
34:58 <Mx_Trump> bullshit
34:59 <Tisk> until a chick sucks my dick
35:00 <Mx_Trump> re-upload it
35:01 <Tisk> no more videos
35:03 <Tisk> until a chick sucks my dick
35:23 <Tisk> i had enough of your fucken bullshit
35:54 <amelia> jeezus christ
35:55 <slinky_J> where's picard
35:56 <Mx_Trump> ye tisk
35:58 <slinky_J> he knows all about love
35:58 <Mx_Trump> next video mate!
35:58 <amelia> we never gettin videos again
36:00 <slinky_J> LOL
36:00 <amelia> :(
36:07 <slinky_J> say what amelia
36:13 <slinky_J> u saw some good vids?
36:18 <Mx_Trump> Tisk if u upload the video ill give you another blow job
36:19 <slinky_J> VIDS OF WHAT
36:19 <Mx_Trump> like last time
36:28 <slinky_J> I DEMAND VIDS
36:41 <slinky_J> Mx_Trump upload u scratchin ur hairy nuts
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36:43 <slinky_J> i will watch
36:48 <slinky_J> not outta curiosity
36:51 <slinky_J> not outta want
36:52 <Mx_Trump> ok slinky_J ill upload a video, one sec
36:56 <slinky_J> but outta i fucken wanna see
37:03 <slinky_J> a ginger scratch his fucken nuts!
37:09 <slinky_J> like an orangutan at the zoo
37:16 <slinky_J> but without showing me the penis. :/
38:01 <Mx_Trump> oi tisk
38:06 <Mx_Trump> u got weed?
38:10 <Mx_Trump> i can give u
38:18 <Tisk> i not doing any thing sexual
38:24 <Tisk> just give me weed
38:25 <Mx_Trump> https://vid.me/L94N
38:28 <Mx_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
38:41 <Tisk> wow u got videos of me
38:47 <Tisk> means i not weak dog cunt
38:52 <Tisk> hides
40:19 <Mx_Trump> am i smokin or wot mudda
40:26 <Tisk> im going to die b4 a woman cares
40:36 <Tisk> how the fuck am i spose to feel
40:58 <Tisk> u fucken scum
41:01 <thestig> where is your neck
41:17 <Tisk> wow i got stalkers
41:25 <Tisk> why cant one be female
41:33 <Tisk> then atleast it would be fun
41:45 <slinky_J> u got videos
41:47 <Tisk> fucken scum
41:47 <slinky_J> OF ME!
41:49 <slinky_J> THIS
41:50 <slinky_J> IS
41:53 <slinky_J> NERDHACKS!
41:57 <slinky_J> *slams u into the pit*
42:07 <slinky_J> *mumbles "cunt!"*
42:09 <Tisk> i want to fuck suzi
42:12 <Mx_Trump> Tisk i am female
42:17 <Tisk> are u
42:18 <Tisk> lols
42:20 <slinky_J> i had a suzi fuck me
42:23 <Tisk> lols
42:24 <slinky_J> when i was so drunk
42:25 <slinky_J> this leb
42:26 <Mx_Trump> yes mate come suck my dick
42:29 <slinky_J> she rode me hard
42:34 <slinky_J> i was so outta it i was like stop
42:40 <slinky_J> she was an i quote
42:43 <slinky_J> "take it bitch"
42:45 <Tisk> some one has done my head in so bad
42:46 <slinky_J> :o
42:52 <slinky_J> this leb chick
43:00 <slinky_J> never with a leb chick ever again
43:04 <slinky_J> fkn
43:18 <Mx_Trump> no such thing as a leb chick
43:20 <slinky_J> Tisk stop being such a faggot
43:20 <Mx_Trump> only leb males
43:23 <slinky_J> and just talk about it
43:27 <slinky_J> and write about it
43:34 <slinky_J> and wank over her
43:37 <slinky_J> and get over it
43:41 <slinky_J> and move the fuck on
43:54 <slinky_J> jesus so many women out there dude you can get
44:01 <slinky_J> unless you a serial killer?
44:02 <slinky_J> :/
44:15 <slinky_J> i never bitched about a chick in my life
44:27 <slinky_J> one chick cheated and so i fucked her best friend
44:32 <steven_> loool
44:34 <slinky_J> solution to my crisis right there LOL
44:38 <slinky_J> aye steven_ LMAO
44:39 <slinky_J> rofl
44:52 <Tisk> but Mx_Trump
44:53 <Tisk> does
44:56 <Tisk> lols
44:58 <Tisk> but Mx_Trump
45:00 <slinky_J> bitch looked like katie holmes just NOT katie holmes :(
45:00 <Tisk> lols
45:22 <Tisk> he still going
45:26 <Tisk> he got the retard
45:28 <Tisk> he wins
45:31 <Tisk> fuck off
45:33 <slinky_J> who
45:34 <slinky_J> what
45:38 <slinky_J> do you know beagle?
45:43 <slinky_J> you two should chat.
45:48 <Tisk> lols
45:54 <slinky_J> yer
46:03 <slinky_J> he will dizzy ur mind
46:10 <slinky_J> till you dont know your own name
46:12 <slinky_J> hahaha
46:14 <slinky_J> bro
46:15 <slinky_J> Tisk
46:18 <slinky_J> chill ey
46:20 <Tisk> yes
46:21 <slinky_J> one girl
46:23 <Tisk> its not me
46:25 <slinky_J> dont matter
46:27 <Tisk> i dont even want her
46:31 <slinky_J> good
46:34 <slinky_J> not even a thousand
46:36 <slinky_J> dont matter
46:38 <Tisk> she is retarded
46:45 <Tisk> stop
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46:48 <Tisk> retard
46:51 <slinky_J> haha
47:03 <slinky_J> Somebody say Intellectually Disabled?
47:23 <Tisk> what the fuck are u doing
47:24 <Tisk> what the fuck are u doing
47:25 <Tisk> what the fuck are u doing
47:33 <steven_> haha
48:00 <Tisk> im eating dim sims about it
48:01 <Tisk> im eating dim sims about it
48:02 <Tisk> im eating dim sims about it
48:04 <Tisk> im eating dim sims about it
48:06 <Tisk> im eating dim sims about it
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48:29 <steven_> shut the fuck up
48:29 <thestig> wots dat wots dis, eating fucking dim sim or right
48:33 <nate> u two upset occie;p
48:37 <nate> lolol
48:40 <Tisk> i deleted her number
48:41 <Tisk> i deleted her number
48:42 <Tisk> i deleted her number
48:43 <Tisk> i deleted her number
48:45 <Tisk> weeks ago
48:47 <Tisk> weeks ago
48:48 <thestig> whos number
48:49 <Tisk> weeks ago
48:51 <Tisk> weeks ago
48:55 <thestig> it will be on your bill
48:57 <thestig> call her
49:25 <Tisk> can u fuck off
49:37 <Tisk> i dont care for someone that is moronic
49:39 <thestig> WOTS DAT
49:41 <Tisk> i dont care for someone that is moronic
49:42 <Tisk> i dont care for someone that is moronic
49:51 <Tisk> if they like u
49:53 <Tisk> if they like u
49:54 <Tisk> if they like u
49:57 <Tisk> i dont care for someone that is moronic
49:58 <Tisk> i dont care for someone that is moronic
49:59 <Tisk> i dont care for someone that is moronic
50:00 <Tisk> i dont care for someone that is moronic
50:02 <Tisk> i dont care for someone that is moronic
50:15 <thestig> is it jens number?
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51:01 <Tisk> omg
51:05 <Tisk> u stopped
51:08 <Tisk> i dont want jen
51:28 <Tisk> i do
51:33 <Tisk> but i am not the stalker
51:36 <Tisk> david
51:58 <Tisk> i can live without her
52:05 <Tisk> only met her twice
52:12 <Tisk> i dont have to have a break down
52:14 <Tisk> like u
52:40 <thestig> was that whos number you deleted?
52:47 <Tisk> yeah
52:57 <Tisk> when i got new phone i didnt transfer any thing
54:17 <Tisk> -FOR-STALKING-HARASSMENT- Shut up you ugly faggot she doesn't want you, you're a junkie faggot that loves to suck cock! SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU CHRIS FUCK OFF!!
54:24 <Tisk> i was copping that
54:46 <Tisk> flooded with it
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10:29 <slinky_J> aw rat
10:36 <slinky_J> give her some chop up carrot
10:44 <slinky_J> she like nommy food more
10:55 <slinky_J> but she eatin it now
11:06 <slinky_J> Tisk
11:14 <slinky_J> If I could fuck a phone I'd buy a new one.
18:37 <nate> The Pussycat Dolls - I Hate This Part
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24:52 <steven_> looooooooooooooool
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25:37 <steven_> he is jelly of you chrissy
25:47 <steven_> disp u got ur weed
26:37 <slinky_J> OOAAHHHHH
26:42 <slinky_J> got da weed got da weed
26:51 <slinky_J> Do not shoot my raptors.
26:58 <slinky_J> they smugglin THA WEED!
27:01 <slinky_J> xD
27:13 <slinky_J> fuck bro had a nice sinky bongs at mates earlier
27:31 <slinky_J> hadda sink some beers to wear it off lel
32:40 <steven_> for BlackDevil > http://prntscr.com/95y7cj
44:18 <Mx_Trump> for emma http://imgur.com/VIYLhMR
44:20 <slinky_J> yer
44:22 <slinky_J> BlackDevil
44:25 <slinky_J> why you z line me bro
44:28 <slinky_J> ?
44:32 <slinky_J> heard it was you ey
44:44 <slinky_J> least everyone else put you as the dude that did it.
46:13 <thestig> Mx_Trump did u make them??
48:46 <slinky_J> [22:16] <+thestig> Mx_Trump did u make them twins?
48:52 <slinky_J> dude twins?
49:00 <Mx_Trump> no stig
49:01 <slinky_J> When you're at work, I get it man.
49:10 <slinky_J> yo Mx_Trump you got a gf?
49:12 <Mx_Trump> if i made them they would look much better
49:21 <slinky_J> Mx_Trump how old are you kid
49:31 <slinky_J> got a girlfriend?
49:33 <Mx_Trump> <--- #1 cook
49:47 <slinky_J> yer no chick cares about your cook.
49:52 <slinky_J> last time you fucked a chick?
50:04 <slinky_J> Mx_Trump dont be threatened dude
50:08 <slinky_J> tell me bro
50:12 <slinky_J> no gf
50:14 <slinky_J> k
50:20 <slinky_J> last time you fucked a chick
50:27 <slinky_J> Coming out my mothers womb.
50:29 <slinky_J> got it.
50:35 <slinky_J> Favourite beer
50:37 <slinky_J> Ginger.
50:51 <slinky_J> you're a fucking loser man.
51:06 <mouser> <Mx_Trump> https://vid.me/L94N
52:12 <slinky_J> Mx_Trump you pussy
52:17 <slinky_J> man up bro
52:26 <slinky_J> give me shit like you're king fucking kong man
52:34 <slinky_J> back off when it suits you dude.
52:37 <mouser> fuck off ratwood u dumb cunt
52:42 <mouser> u and tisk need to fuck off
52:47 <slinky_J> im mr mouse around here bro
52:49 <mouser> both mental patients
52:53 Nick: slinky_J is now known as smashmouse
52:55 <Mx_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll is ratwood having a meltdown
53:02 <smashmouse> aint you somethin mouser
53:06 <mouser> you tisk and pollock are all mental fuckwits
53:09 <smashmouse> Mx_Trump no melt down
53:10 <mouser> none of us like u
53:12 <smashmouse> just you
53:18 <smashmouse> avoiding answering questions
53:27 <Mx_Trump> * Ignore list cleared
53:27 <smashmouse> because you're a pussy Mx_Trump
53:29 <smashmouse> a pussy
53:31 <steven_> hahah
53:37 <Mx_Trump> whats wrong ratwood
53:39 <smashmouse> cmon gay ginger
53:46 <smashmouse> nah nah u dont start now
53:53 <smashmouse> just cause steven is in da house
53:56 <smashmouse> look at this
53:57 <Mx_Trump> u still crying over the dead slut
53:58 <smashmouse> was funny as
54:05 <smashmouse> [22:20] <slinky_J> Favourite beer
54:06 <smashmouse> [22:20] <slinky_J> Ginger.
54:06 <mouser> kirsten pussy
54:08 <mouser> we fucked it
54:08 <smashmouse> AHAHAHAHAHA
54:18 <smashmouse> er
54:21 <smashmouse> Kristen btw
54:23 <smashmouse> dont care
54:24 <Mx_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ginger beer, not bad loser
54:26 <smashmouse> i found out shit
54:30 <smashmouse> yeah dude
54:32 <smashmouse> LOLS
54:34 <smashmouse> was good!
54:45 <smashmouse> fuck her btw
54:48 <smashmouse> idc
54:53 <Mx_Trump> yep
54:56 <Mx_Trump> we knew it was just fake shit
54:59 <thestig> you found out u aint charlie sheen?
55:05 <smashmouse> LOLOL
55:08 <smashmouse> stig
55:09 <smashmouse> shh
55:19 <smashmouse> im tryin my best to be Charlie Sheen
55:29 <smashmouse> sex with some trannies later werd up
55:29 <Mx_Trump> kristen was the pre-op tranny that charlie cheen caught aids from
55:39 <mouser> lollllllllll
55:42 <smashmouse> naw I found out she had drank
55:44 <smashmouse> drunk
55:45 <smashmouse> watev
55:49 <smashmouse> so idc
55:49 <Mx_Trump> ratwood
55:53 <smashmouse> DO NOT CARE
55:54 <Mx_Trump> we told you she was drunk or stoned
55:59 <Mx_Trump> u need to listen to us more
56:07 <smashmouse> not like I wasnt thinking it dude
56:16 <smashmouse> was waiting to find out
56:20 <smashmouse> did
56:24 <smashmouse> so fk it
56:36 <smashmouse> memory bank cleared.
56:42 <mouser> you are a loser
56:49 <smashmouse> why pliv
56:52 <mouser> why would you judge your 'dead' mate over that
56:53 <mouser> thats weak
57:00 <smashmouse> not judge
57:03 <smashmouse> made a promise
57:04 <mouser> because they were drunk or stoned
57:06 <mouser> u dont care?
57:07 <mouser> fuck
57:10 <smashmouse> broke the promise
57:11 <mouser> ur such a baby
57:14 <smashmouse> naw
57:16 <mouser> fuck kirsten
57:18 <smashmouse> break it
57:19 <mouser> fuck her chinese pussy
57:21 <smashmouse> you break it
57:32 <Mx_Trump> not 'mate', best mate
57:34 <mouser> not much of a good friend are you ratwood
57:38 <smashmouse> you dont promise anything you will break
57:42 <smashmouse> idc in the end
57:44 <smashmouse> if ur my friend
57:50 <smashmouse> and you promise for real and break it
57:53 <smashmouse> ur not my friend
57:57 <smashmouse> ever
58:00 <Mx_Trump> kristen didnt like u much anyway, moved to canada for cock
58:03 <Mx_Trump> left her daughter here
58:13 <smashmouse> idc about that
58:17 <mouser> thats weak
58:18 <smashmouse> say whatever dude
58:19 <smashmouse> idc
58:21 <mouser> they died you dickhead
58:26 <smashmouse> it is not weak
58:27 <mouser> why would tu care about something so pointless
58:32 <smashmouse> if u and i were mates
58:33 <mouser> like they were drunk or high
58:35 <smashmouse> i had some issue
58:37 <mouser> we are not friends
58:38 <smashmouse> and i promises
58:40 <mouser> never would be
58:41 <smashmouse> and i broke it
58:43 <mouser> ur a child
58:46 <mouser> go be with ur son
58:48 <smashmouse> i wouldnt want you to be happy with me
58:53 <smashmouse> and if i died
58:55 <smashmouse> same shit
59:05 <smashmouse> it comes down to principles
59:06 <mouser> if u died and u were drunk i would be sad if u were my mate
59:10 <mouser> u are very weak ratwood
59:12 <mouser> the slut is dead
59:13 <smashmouse> you gotta stick by them
59:14 <mouser> and u dont care
59:18 <mouser> she's dead u dickhead
59:21 <smashmouse> you called her a slut
59:23 <mouser> that shit might have mattered before
59:24 <smashmouse> i didnt
59:27 <mouser> but she is dead
59:29 <smashmouse> how ironic
59:32 <mouser> why wouldnt u feel for them?
59:39 <smashmouse> you can behave in your manner
59:44 <smashmouse> and still judge me?
59:45 <mouser> no wonder you dont go anywhere with ur life ratwood
59:51 <smashmouse> what if I said to you
59:52 <thestig> she also rejected slinky
59:55 <mouser> ratwood i dont turn my backs on friends
59:56 <smashmouse> she wasnt drunk
59:58 <mouser> over shit like that
59:59 <smashmouse> because
00:00 <smashmouse> irl
00:04 <smashmouse> she wasnt.
00:07 <mouser> she wasnt real
00:08 <smashmouse> I just said she was.
00:09 <mouser> u made her up
00:13 <smashmouse> sure
00:15 <mouser> she never existed ratty
00:21 <smashmouse> you go on thinking that and im happy with it
00:39 <smashmouse> i still dont know how the accident went
00:40 <smashmouse> tbh
00:49 <smashmouse> stig like u said about askin
00:53 <smashmouse> i havent asked yo
00:56 <smashmouse> scary
01:12 <smashmouse> i will some time i do want to know more.
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01:47 <thestig> MELTDOWNNN
01:56 <smashmouse> chillout
02:06 <smashmouse> not everything is about giving you toys a show ey
02:22 <smashmouse> otherwise think u guys r more in to dudes than goin out gettin a root
02:30 <smashmouse> even Mx_Trump hasnt had a root forever.
02:36 <mouser> ratwood
02:39 <mouser> take ur pills
02:49 <smashmouse> go do some more drugs junky
03:05 <Mx_Trump> fucking simba, loser
03:07 <smashmouse> talk about your whore gf and smackin dead traintracks.
03:08 <mouser> you are the junkie smashmouse
03:15 <mouser> you are on the medication
03:17 <thestig> wtf u on about slinky
03:20 <mouser> fulltime
03:21 <thestig> USE YOUR WORDS
03:22 <mouser> not me
03:29 <mouser> he's having a meltdown
03:32 <mouser> monday night meltdown
03:41 <mouser> Monday Night Meltdown ft. Ratwood
04:26 <smashmouse> lol@ you attack somebody that is better than you
04:33 <smashmouse> you have nothing
04:37 <smashmouse> are nothing
04:42 <smashmouse> same as Mx_Trump
04:58 <smashmouse> you just put people down because you are that shit at life
05:16 <mouser> no we would rather dickheads like you just leave
05:22 <mouser> because you do nothing but cry and flip out
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06:52 <Mx_Trump> !seen jenspussy
07:02 <Mx_Trump> whos filling her up the last three days
07:50 <mouser> tinder men
10:49 <smashmouse> shoosh
10:50 <smashmouse> man
11:04 <smashmouse> I spent one-hundred and four dollars on my rat
11:08 <smashmouse> for the vet
11:21 <smashmouse> but that's how much I care about her
11:27 <smashmouse> I can't say the same for you
11:30 <Mx_Trump> why did u take her to the vet?
11:37 <smashmouse> mouser.
11:41 <smashmouse> ever
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11:58 <smashmouse> Don't bother to reply.
12:04 <Mx_Trump> you should get a dog, seriously a rat
12:15 <smashmouse> cant have a dog here
12:22 <mouser> smashmouse i dont have a pet rat
12:28 <mouser> why would i want a pet rat for?
12:29 <smashmouse> that's what lead to the last guy moving out
12:31 <mouser> rats are vermin
12:33 <smashmouse> mouser you idiot
12:40 <smashmouse> read
12:44 <mouser> rats are scum
12:53 <smashmouse> I compared you to an animal.
13:10 <smashmouse> saying I love the rat more than I could ever value your life.
13:15 <smashmouse> dumb shit.
13:24 <smashmouse> and you're intelligent?
13:27 <smashmouse> HAHAHAHAHAHA
13:35 <smashmouse> your name is Mud.
13:41 <smashmouse> Mud
13:46 <smashmouse> Hi Mud.
13:57 <smashmouse> means you're stupid.
14:16 <Mx_Trump> why so hostile smashmouse?
16:53 <smashmouse> not to u
17:03 <smashmouse> i bet mouser doesnt even have health cover
17:12 <smashmouse> prob run his habbit dry
17:27 <Mx_Trump> do you have pet insurance for your rat?
18:03 <smashmouse> no
18:12 <smashmouse> but I have money.
18:26 <smashmouse> 5 more days I gotta give her anti-biotics
18:31 <Mx_Trump> if you had money you'd have pet insurance
18:33 <smashmouse> he did say
18:38 <smashmouse> her head
18:39 <smashmouse> like
18:39 <Mx_Trump> whats wrong with her?
18:45 <Mx_Trump> get herpes
18:49 <smashmouse> she has an infection
18:55 <smashmouse> and by the time it set in
19:00 <smashmouse> and i saw thurs morning
19:04 <Mx_Trump> what were the symptoms?
19:05 <smashmouse> like around 2 30
19:15 <smashmouse> she came outta her log in her house
19:18 <smashmouse> n stumbled down
19:23 <smashmouse> and was then falling over
19:43 <smashmouse> n then at her water bottle she was taking it with her head jacked to the left and back
20:01 <smashmouse> she has a lot more mobility now coz i had to ring around on last thurs
20:01 <Mx_Trump> should have flushed it down the toilet
20:07 <smashmouse> to find a vet that specialised
20:09 <smashmouse> naw
20:17 <smashmouse> same as a dog or cat
20:25 <Mx_Trump> lol rat specialist vet
20:30 <smashmouse> a rat has its own personality dude
20:36 <Mx_Trump> no they dont
20:41 <Mx_Trump> did the vet ask you what its name was
20:42 <smashmouse> so you say
20:45 <smashmouse> do you
20:52 <smashmouse> if I came across you
21:06 <smashmouse> and put your head in the toilet?
21:14 <smashmouse> be murder
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21:24 <smashmouse> but honestly
21:35 <smashmouse> i have more love for her than I could have for you
21:38 <amelia> why didn't anyone tell me my best friend spanish was here
21:38 <Mx_Trump> if you tried that ratwood would be int eh same place as kristen
21:39 <amelia> fuck sake
21:41 <amelia> selfish fucks
21:45 <smashmouse> SOZ
21:48 <smashmouse> SPANISH IS HERE
21:53 <smashmouse> SPANISH IS HERE
21:54 <smashmouse> SPANISH IS HERE
21:55 <smashmouse> SPANISH IS HERE
21:58 <smashmouse> done
22:03 <smashmouse> Mx_Trump
22:08 <Abortion> what'd I miss?
22:09 <smashmouse> dont flatter yourself
22:19 <smashmouse> a lot of crap
22:22 <smashmouse> crap
22:23 <smashmouse> lol
22:27 <smashmouse> oh
22:28 <smashmouse> and
22:30 <smashmouse> apparently
22:36 <smashmouse> I made your car smell like shit
22:36 <amelia> hey its blue panties
22:41 <smashmouse> like actual shit
22:48 <smashmouse> said one of them
22:53 <Abortion> amelia: Ah sorry, I'm the other extreme at the moment, nakeds
22:55 <smashmouse> said you said in another chan
22:58 <smashmouse> Abortion
23:04 <amelia> WOWSERS BOWSERS
23:04 <smashmouse> that I made your car smell
23:10 <amelia> IMGUR THAT SHIT SON
23:21 <Abortion> I never said that
23:23 <smashmouse> I gotta go catch amelie
23:25 <smashmouse> brb
23:28 <amelia> nate is gonna be cut he missed out
23:32 <smashmouse> shethinks she can do shit she cant right now
23:35 <smashmouse> shes still sick
23:36 <Abortion> I also didn't pick up any appreciable scent
23:40 <smashmouse> yer i didnt question it
23:44 <smashmouse> saying what you missed
23:45 <smashmouse> lol
23:47 <smashmouse> brb
25:23 <Abortion> was probably Mx_Trump
25:24 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
25:53 <smashmouse> haha oi Abortion
26:01 <smashmouse> amelie has been sick right still is
26:02 <smashmouse> anyway
26:09 <smashmouse> she got off me just couple mins ago
26:13 <smashmouse> i yell out then AMELIE
26:15 <steven_> AHHAAHHHAHHAAH
26:23 <smashmouse> and she comes runnin from inside the couch to my feet
26:25 <smashmouse> werd
26:28 <smashmouse> WERD AS
26:29 <steven_> <smashmouse> oh
26:29 <steven_> <smashmouse> and
26:29 <steven_> <smashmouse> apparently
26:29 <steven_> <smashmouse> I made your car smell like shit
26:29 <steven_> <amelia> hey its blue panties
26:29 <steven_> <smashmouse> like actual shit
26:29 <steven_> <smashmouse> said one of them
26:34 <steven_> haahahha
26:39 <smashmouse> LOL
26:43 <smashmouse> like actual SHIT
26:45 <steven_> hahah
26:46 <Mx_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
26:46 <smashmouse> poop shit
26:49 <steven_> did you shit in his car?
26:50 <smashmouse> ahahahahaha
26:53 <smashmouse> nah
26:56 <smashmouse> i forget who said it
26:58 <Abortion> In the air filter
27:00 <Mx_Trump> i believe Abortion's exact words were 'josh smells like a nigger'
27:02 <steven_> just had some dags ?
27:03 <smashmouse> was it u Mx_Trump
27:07 <smashmouse> oh
27:10 <smashmouse> so
27:18 <smashmouse> from shitting in a car
27:26 Join: occie78 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
27:28 <smashmouse> to smelling like a nigger
27:31 <Abortion> 'course it was, he also said you said my car was shit
27:31 <occie78> heya all
27:45 <smashmouse> who said ur car is shit
27:47 <smashmouse> me?
27:49 <Mx_Trump> dont shoot the messenger
27:53 <Abortion> supposedly
27:54 <Mx_Trump> yeh u said it josh
27:56 <smashmouse> wtf
28:04 <smashmouse> ur a fucking wind up
28:09 <smashmouse> you need a smack in the head
28:09 <Abortion> bet the only person here who has a comparable or better car than me is steven_
28:14 <smashmouse> followed by a foot
28:16 <smashmouse> then a brick.
28:23 <smashmouse> LOL
28:26 <smashmouse> man
28:35 <smashmouse> I was at my mates down road today
28:41 <smashmouse> talked about that day bro
28:42 <smashmouse> oh
28:52 Join: ella23 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
28:54 <smashmouse> i gotta give her seven psychopaths on dvd to watch.
28:58 <amelia> looks like Mx_Trumpis trouble making
29:02 <smashmouse> she dun has bluray
29:34 <smashmouse> black hole sun, won't you come
29:37 <ella23> does anyone in asd or help ever get back to yu?
29:47 <smashmouse> thanks Mx_Trump for being the Noobest Noob ever.
29:47 <Abortion> I personally don't have bluray but there is a player in this house
30:00 <Mx_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU-J_PUnC5k
30:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cardinals' WR John Brown's Crazy TD Dance (Nov 10, 2014) Length: 1:07 - Category: Sports - 103,886 views - 299 likes (95.2%), 15 dislikes (4.8%)
30:09 <smashmouse> Abortion that's what I loved about downloading from yTS
30:18 <smashmouse> now I dont know where to dl from ehe
30:20 <Abortion> ella23: Probably depends how much they like you
30:28 <smashmouse> I know I already said this irl
30:42 <smashmouse> yea what he said
30:44 <smashmouse> wait
30:57 <ella23> Abortion : I registered my nickname yesterday and forgot my password lol
31:07 <Abortion> lol most of the movies I get through sneakernet
31:16 <smashmouse> [23:00] * Now talking in #asd
31:16 <smashmouse> [23:00] <smashmouse> anyone here like me?
31:16 <smashmouse> [23:00] <smashmouse> no hate!
31:16 <smashmouse> [23:01] <smashmouse> k goin' b4 u ban me I feel this tension..
31:19 <smashmouse> :S
31:41 <smashmouse> I FEEEEEELT ZE GEY AFTER
31:56 <ella23> LOL
32:18 <Abortion> yer not supposd ta hang around in asd if ya don't have a problem
32:28 <smashmouse> gotta find another movie
32:32 <smashmouse> something deeper
32:36 <smashmouse> yer
32:37 <smashmouse> lol
32:42 <smashmouse> obvs point ey
32:43 <smashmouse> LOLOLOL
32:51 <smashmouse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
32:57 <smashmouse> but you're not dumb
33:01 <smashmouse> not like pliv there
33:06 <smashmouse> Ole Plive
33:19 <smashmouse> Ye Ol Pliv
33:25 <Mx_Trump> ole plive has an iq of 140
33:28 <Mx_Trump> think thats what he said
33:31 <smashmouse> SHUT DOWN FOREVER
33:36 <smashmouse> LOL
33:38 <smashmouse> 140
33:39 <ella23> i do have a problem hey
33:41 <smashmouse> not bad
33:45 <ella23> they just not replying to me.
33:59 <smashmouse> my mate beat me
34:01 <smashmouse> by seven
34:08 <smashmouse> seven points
34:14 <Abortion> I calls em likes I sees em
34:18 <Abortion> I'm a whale biologist
34:18 <smashmouse> and he is way younger than me
34:23 <smashmouse> Abortion
34:26 <smashmouse> I found the best
34:30 <smashmouse> in Hannibal tv show
34:34 <smashmouse> um
34:37 <Abortion> lol Hannibal
34:40 <smashmouse> not Behaviouralist
34:41 <Abortion> I've watched a couple of those
34:52 <smashmouse> he said it and it was great
34:58 <Abortion> Think I want to be a psychopath now :P
35:01 <smashmouse> that show is great
35:05 <smashmouse> hahahaha
35:07 <smashmouse> man
35:14 <smashmouse> that show deviates from the books
35:18 <Abortion> But alas I don't look like that guy
35:25 <smashmouse> incorperates things from them but not in order
35:27 <Abortion> they always do ey
35:30 <smashmouse> Well
35:36 <Abortion> think you were saying, directors have to put their own stamp on it
35:38 <smashmouse> with those "Murder Gloves" you have
35:40 <smashmouse> oh btw
35:44 <Abortion> hahaha
35:47 <smashmouse> the link from me saying it
35:59 <smashmouse> and the guy at the beginning of seven psychopaths
36:04 <smashmouse> the young, stupid one
36:11 <smashmouse> he wore them in another movie.
36:19 <smashmouse> with Naimoi Watts
36:25 * Abortion shrugs
36:27 <smashmouse> that was the coincidental link
36:41 <smashmouse> Oh
36:51 <smashmouse> I told mum about your car because she's been to Japan
36:54 <smashmouse> ahahahahahahahaha
36:59 <smashmouse> i laughed so hard
37:08 <smashmouse> Dshe is an intellectual
37:15 <smashmouse> but even that stumped her
37:26 <Abortion> howso?
37:31 <smashmouse> how you could know which button does which
37:40 <smashmouse> without a man
37:41 <Abortion> trial and error
37:42 <smashmouse> fkn
37:47 <smashmouse> yeah man
37:51 <Abortion> lots of buttons are actually in english
38:00 <Abortion> cruise control stalk is the same as in my old magna
38:14 <smashmouse> ahahahahahahaha
38:19 <smashmouse> so funny
38:27 <smashmouse> you handled that so well
38:40 <smashmouse> with a newly wed couple in front
38:48 <smashmouse> GET YOUR AL CAPONE SHIT MOVING
38:57 <smashmouse> I would have said in your position.
39:05 <smashmouse> ratta mahatta gotta put that on!
39:17 <Mx_Trump> has Abortion met amelia rat?
39:21 <Abortion> yes
39:29 <smashmouse> Amelie
39:33 <smashmouse> not amelia
39:36 <Mx_Trump> amelie is a boys name
39:40 <smashmouse> amelia was a stand in name
39:42 <Mx_Trump> and u named it after amelia so its amelia
39:48 <smashmouse> Amelie is a french name
39:51 <smashmouse> no
39:53 <Abortion> Amelie is the title of a movie
39:56 <smashmouse> i went from A
39:58 <smashmouse> in the store
39:59 <Abortion> where the protagonist is a girl
40:00 <Mx_Trump> its amelia
40:05 <smashmouse> and amelia and ashlee came up
40:12 <smashmouse> amelia isnt even her real name dude
40:15 <smashmouse> jesus
40:15 <Abortion> also french as smashmouse said
40:20 <smashmouse> mm
40:21 <Mx_Trump> its her irc name
40:27 <smashmouse> if i had twins
40:30 <smashmouse> boy and girl
40:31 <Mx_Trump> and black-queen
40:31 <smashmouse> be
40:34 <smashmouse> Aimee and Amee
40:36 <smashmouse> <3
40:37 <smashmouse> awww
40:51 <smashmouse> uno like, 'amy' Mx_Trump
40:56 <smashmouse> you occa sob
41:05 <Mx_Trump> its named after her ratwood
41:06 <Mx_Trump> dont lie
41:23 <Mx_Trump> spelling is irrelevant
41:40 <smashmouse> ashlee was the first came into my head from A
41:41 <Abortion> Your face is irrelecant
41:47 <smashmouse> AHAHAHAHA
41:54 <smashmouse> YOU.
41:56 <smashmouse> the end
42:02 <Abortion> Not really
42:10 <Abortion> I'm preparing to dive down the spiral
42:13 <smashmouse> might watch the equalizer
42:23 <smashmouse> again
42:26 <smashmouse> eh
42:38 <smashmouse> oh Abortion
42:53 <smashmouse> I did what I bitched about, today, went and bought my healthy shit
42:56 <smashmouse> CRY ON!
42:59 <smashmouse> AEROSMITH
43:09 <Abortion> lol you're doing better than me then
43:09 <Mx_Trump> whats healthy shit?
43:11 <smashmouse> oh thatd be a good song
43:12 <Abortion> I had pizza for dinner
43:16 <smashmouse> hahahaha
43:21 <smashmouse> ive put on TOO much weight man
43:29 <smashmouse> I gotta get back to 75 kilo LOL
43:29 <Mx_Trump> smashmouse take a pic of all hte healthy shit you bought
43:30 <Abortion> boring ass pizza but pizza none the less
43:34 <Abortion> wat
43:37 <smashmouse> not this ten kilo over shit
43:37 <Abortion> thats heaps light
43:43 <Abortion> you're might height
43:45 <Abortion> I'm 82kg
43:46 <smashmouse> yea
43:49 <Abortion> *my height
43:53 <smashmouse> I'm just over
43:57 <smashmouse> im 86 kilo
44:12 <smashmouse> oh wait
44:18 <Mx_Trump> smashmouse take a pic of all hte healthy shit you bought
44:18 <smashmouse> that'd be 96
44:26 <smashmouse> OH NOW I FELL
44:27 <smashmouse> nothing
44:33 <smashmouse> i have confidence
44:34 <smashmouse> lol
44:40 <smashmouse> so i have
44:55 <smashmouse> wait i am smashin my scale
45:18 <smashmouse> six foot, 75 toned was where i was at in 2013
45:22 <smashmouse> and most 2014
45:28 <smashmouse> since then i put on n put on
45:38 <smashmouse> im pretty fat.
45:58 <Abortion> I forgot my sisters graduation tonight
46:05 <smashmouse> O_O
46:07 <Abortion> got a message from my stepfather
46:08 <smashmouse> wait
46:13 <smashmouse> does it matter
46:14 <smashmouse> like
46:15 <Abortion> so I threw on the fancy clothes and raced down there
46:19 <smashmouse> in this new age world?
46:22 <smashmouse> OH GOOD
46:33 <smashmouse> you Michael J. Fox'd it
46:34 <smashmouse> ;)
46:35 <Abortion> when it was my graduation I wanted to not do it
46:42 <Abortion> ceremonies are a load of hooey
46:55 <smashmouse> i didnt finish school at school
47:02 <Abortion> and fuck
47:02 <Abortion> the speech
47:02 <Abortion> so naive and long
47:24 <Abortion> High school kids don't know shit
47:35 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=346buRwtrOU
47:37 <smashmouse> YEAH BOY!
47:39 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guns N' Roses - Don't cry with lyrics (Jul 7, 2009) Length: 4:52 - Category: Music - 15,084,003 views - 45,080 likes (98.9%), 513 dislikes (1.1%)
47:42 <smashmouse> oh i love this
47:58 <smashmouse> too bad my fingers are lesbian fit for piano and not guitar.
48:09 <smashmouse> Did you cringe at all?
48:21 <Abortion> its almost as if they went pains to not mention university
48:24 <Mx_Trump> smashmouse take a pic of all hte healthy shit you bought
48:26 <Abortion> to stop people not going from feeling bad
48:48 <smashmouse> go buy something for once and take a pic of you leaving the house.
48:55 <smashmouse> LOl Abortion
49:02 <smashmouse> okay okay!
49:05 <smashmouse> LOL
49:18 <smashmouse> I havent done year twelve man
49:25 <smashmouse> back in my mothers day
49:27 <smashmouse> and she did
49:30 <smashmouse> but most didnt
49:39 <smashmouse> unless you were aiming to be a doctor!
49:41 <smashmouse> lel
49:50 <Abortion> Well the world keeps getting harder
49:52 <smashmouse> it's so hard on this generation
49:54 <smashmouse> and those to come
49:57 <Abortion> people have to be smarter or fall behind
50:00 <smashmouse> thirty years ago
50:01 <smashmouse> somebody
50:06 <smashmouse> would hire you and train you up!
50:10 <smashmouse> now-a-days
50:12 <smashmouse> nuhhhp!
50:16 <Abortion> There is that
50:17 <Abortion> but also robots
50:19 <smashmouse> gotta know-how first.
50:24 <smashmouse> and robots
50:36 <smashmouse> robutts
50:43 <smashmouse> is how Mx_Trump reads it.
50:53 <smashmouse> sorry.
51:03 <Abortion> So apparently Volvo fucked up their driverless car demo here in Adelaide
51:11 <smashmouse> what when
51:16 <Abortion> Word is it failed the kangaroo test
51:17 <smashmouse> what when!!
51:20 <smashmouse> rofl
51:21 <smashmouse> ohhh
51:23 <Abortion> they got an inflatable kangaroo and it didn't stop
51:25 <smashmouse> I saw vid
51:29 <Mx_Trump> smashmouse take a pic of all hte healthy shit you bought
51:31 <smashmouse> of hitting the fake kangaroo
51:36 <smashmouse> like a week ago or something
51:42 <Abortion> 3 weeks I think
51:43 <Abortion> but yea
51:49 <smashmouse> there are people out there doing it
51:56 <smashmouse> and where-ever it is here
52:05 <smashmouse> that they are going to give the car co-ed like
52:11 <smashmouse> on some highway
52:14 <smashmouse> NO NO NO!
52:28 <smashmouse> all you get outta that's statistics
52:34 <Mx_Trump> smashmouse what healthy shit did you buy?
52:39 <smashmouse> person falls asleep and it takes over
52:49 <smashmouse> this stuff needs more testing
52:57 <smashmouse> Mx_Trump stfu
53:13 <smashmouse> it's why they hold the competitions in the first place
53:20 <Abortion> what this stuff needs is companies who know their shit
53:24 <Abortion> google deals with computers
53:29 <smashmouse> but the implementation of these devices in-to society
53:30 <Abortion> car manufacturers, not so much
53:38 <smashmouse> yer
53:43 <smashmouse> and what can hackers do
54:00 <smashmouse> people can and have and do shut down peoples cars
54:07 <smashmouse> tow-truck people do it
54:12 <smashmouse> put a thing under the car
54:19 <Abortion> oh yeah in the US
54:21 <smashmouse> so it will affect the shut down procedure
54:23 <smashmouse> yer in US
54:26 <smashmouse> yeah man
54:31 <smashmouse> how deadly is that
54:35 <Abortion> those car loans where you got to have that device installed or they won't let you loan it
54:37 <smashmouse> if they did it on the open road
54:50 <Abortion> Yeah, there are rules about when they can stop it
54:52 <smashmouse> so a computerised "thing"
54:54 <Abortion> but they've broken them before
55:03 <smashmouse> I would be more afraid of the exploits
55:08 <smashmouse> than the safety
55:10 <smashmouse> imo
55:12 <smashmouse> man
55:15 <smashmouse> man
55:20 <Abortion> yeah I guess so
55:32 <Abortion> there have already been a couple of proof of concept hacks on the CAN bus
55:32 <smashmouse> I love the tech, don't get me wrong
55:35 <smashmouse> it's fucking awesome
55:51 <Abortion> before its even self driving
56:05 <smashmouse> I never thought I could play a game like AC Syndicate and the chick has actual fingers, not just a block hand with a couple lines to indicate fingers.
56:07 <smashmouse> haha
56:23 <smashmouse> it's something that will happen
56:28 <smashmouse> having them on the road
56:38 <smashmouse> the torque dudes will get their fill
56:38 <Abortion> remote assassination
56:40 <smashmouse> just
56:44 <smashmouse> not deisel
56:46 <smashmouse> diesel
56:47 <smashmouse> lol
56:53 <smashmouse> REMOTE ASSASSINATION!
57:04 <smashmouse> it's going to happen, these cars will be there
57:11 <smashmouse> and they wont be prepared
57:24 <smashmouse> because, obviously to you and me, they cannot be
57:24 <Abortion> well its not like anything has changed
57:31 <smashmouse> not one-hundred percent
57:35 <Abortion> loads of people died in the early days of the industrial revolution
57:36 <smashmouse> mm yer
57:49 <smashmouse> year hundreds of thousands
57:52 <smashmouse> yer*
58:03 <smashmouse> and in a way
58:11 <smashmouse> we're still moving with that
58:16 <Abortion> anyway, I'm shutting down for the night
58:17 <Abortion> laters
58:20 <smashmouse> and trying so hard to be in the tech
58:22 <smashmouse> peash!
58:29 <smashmouse> put on the gloves
58:33 <smashmouse> you know the ones.
58:36 <smashmouse> ;)
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