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15:59 Join: vice ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
17:49 <vice> hi jen hun
20:35 <steven_> hashahaah
20:37 <steven_> hi babe
20:45 <vice> hi how are u?
20:49 <vice> missed u hun <3
20:51 <steven_> yeh alright
20:54 <steven_> thanks
20:56 <steven_> u 2 babe
21:07 <vice> where is jen pussy?
21:48 <vice> xiphiid is a spy
24:04 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@*kiwi*irc*
27:11 <Mx_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllll
27:16 <Mx_Trump> jen pussy is out on the cock
27:23 <Mx_Trump> 2 days after having her wisdom teeth pulled
27:47 <vice> hahahahahahaha
27:51 <vice> i wonder if she comes on
28:08 <vice> she said she will possibly come on for a drink and irc
38:57 <steven_> http://www.twitch.tv/nerdhakz
52:35 <Tisk> hi
52:39 <Tisk> bored shitless
52:41 <vice> Tisk where is jen?
52:47 <Tisk> dont care
52:53 <steven_> hahahha
53:30 <vice> why not?
53:32 <Tisk> i cried over sarah
53:38 <Mx_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
53:44 <Tisk> jen lols nup not going to happen
54:02 <vice> fuck jen
54:04 <vice> sarah much better
54:30 <Tisk> yeah for sure
56:26 <steven_> hahaahaaha
56:37 <steven_> i cried over sarah today aswell
56:42 <Tisk> wtf
57:36 <vice> so did I
57:52 <Mx_Trump> i cummed over sarah today
58:10 <Tisk> k
58:12 <Mx_Trump> she said she was in love with Tisk but i said he was dead
58:21 <Tisk> u cunt
58:23 <Tisk> how dare u
58:39 <vice> i told her to take my cock anytime she wants
58:40 <vice> she said ok
59:00 <Tisk> nice
59:05 <Tisk> and so it starts
59:12 <Tisk> boring
59:17 <Mx_Trump> she said she wouldnt suck me off coz she was still in love with tisk, then i said hes dead and she sucked me off
59:21 <vice> Tisk are you drinking?
59:25 <Tisk> no
59:32 <Mx_Trump> tisk has had two pills
59:34 <Mx_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
59:44 <vice> 2 pills?
59:58 <Tisk> im wish i could see sarah so i can feel at ezz
00:08 <Tisk> for once in my life again
00:08 <vice> why don't you then
00:13 <Mx_Trump> <Tisk> ah da da instz
00:13 <Mx_Trump> <Tisk> bad blue
00:13 <Mx_Trump> <Tisk> i took both pills
00:13 <Mx_Trump> <Tisk> ;-P
00:56 <Tisk> if i knew how vice i would
01:19 <amelia> https://youtu.be/290ds--GJtk
01:24 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wafia - Heartburn (Oct 22, 2015) Length: 3:28 - Category: Music - 29,562 views - likes (99.7%), 2 dislikes (0.3%)
01:28 <Tisk> hi amelia
02:35 <Tisk> coffee eewww had like 4 now feel yuck
02:46 <Tisk> try burp it out
03:17 <vice> why drink 4 coffees for?
03:41 <Tisk> cause when i am asleep
03:49 <Tisk> i dont always think of sarah
03:57 <vice> Tisk why do you think of sarah not jen?
04:40 <Tisk> sarah can hold a conversation
04:45 <Tisk> and is better looking
04:51 <Tisk> and was naked nearlly in my bed
04:55 <Tisk> and like
04:58 <Tisk> omg
05:01 <Tisk> wtf wouldnt i
05:09 <Tisk> why the fuck wouldnt i
05:23 <Mx_Trump> steven_
05:25 <Mx_Trump> where are you loser
05:27 <Mx_Trump> https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=M9l6I05oovA
05:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Date not found) Length: - - -
05:32 <Mx_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
05:48 <vice> Tisk but you could have had jen man
06:15 <Tisk> yeah but i can be with a person that i think is less intellegent than me
06:18 <Tisk> cant
06:37 <Mx_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
06:40 <Mx_Trump> are u calling jen dumb?
06:44 <Tisk> no
06:54 <Mx_Trump> yes you are
07:01 <Tisk> sarah can talk
08:02 <Tisk> sarah tells me off
09:26 <Tisk> i want a challange
09:43 <Tisk> omg
09:44 <amelia> dominatrix
09:48 <Tisk> nah
10:03 <Mx_Trump> i will let jen know next time shes on that you said shes dumb
10:22 <Tisk> no i didnt say that
10:31 <Tisk> but what evewr
10:31 <Mx_Trump> yeh u did
10:41 <Mx_Trump> u said u cnat be with someone less intelligent than u
10:43 <steven_> looooooooooool
10:54 <steven_> i will make a youtube
11:01 <Mx_Trump> are u watching steven_?
11:12 <Mx_Trump> u might see a few 8 year olds u want to get onto your server
11:35 <Tisk> i feel sick
11:52 <amelia> did you have blue pills
11:58 <amelia> isn't that viagra
12:01 <Tisk> nah
12:05 <Tisk> i dont need that
15:56 <vice> tisk
16:00 <vice> what pills?
16:08 <Tisk> my meds
16:22 <Tisk> i take two pills a day
16:39 <Tisk> one if i drunk when i take it makes me sick sorta
16:41 <vice> what pills?
17:12 <Tisk> perscription
17:19 <Tisk> for me only
17:57 <vice> nah
17:58 <Mx_Trump> are they those anti piss pills? where u throw up if u drink booze?
17:59 <vice> its for me too
18:02 <vice> i take same pills
21:17 <Mx_Trump> antipsychotics
26:04 <vice> Tisk do you have weed?
26:31 <Mx_Trump> tisk has piss and weed and coffee
27:56 <Tisk> no
28:04 <Tisk> i getting cold as
28:26 <thestig> tisk
30:31 <vice> cold?
30:32 <vice> how?
30:52 <Mx_Trump> Tisk is breaker at your house?
35:16 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
35:20 <Tisk> sick as atm
35:27 <Tisk> threw up
36:00 <nate> poor sick
36:12 <vice> damn
36:14 <vice> why are you sick?
36:27 <Tisk> coffee and tabbacco cones
36:36 <Tisk> and not looking after myself
37:05 <Mx_Trump> Tisk is sick coz hes been swallowing breakers sperm
37:43 <nate> he is dat lucky!
37:46 <vice> Tisk
37:47 <thestig> you smoked coffee?
37:51 <vice> do you eat any good food?
38:05 <Tisk> not really
38:32 <Mx_Trump> do u eat canola spread on homebrand bread?
38:37 <Tisk> no
38:42 <Mx_Trump> bullshit
38:51 <Mx_Trump> jen said thats what you eat for dinner most nights
38:51 <thestig> tisk how much do you weigh
38:54 <thestig> 50kg?
40:12 <Tisk> i have to stop drinking im getting ill
40:27 <Mx_Trump> your liver is fucked isnt it Tisk
40:30 <Mx_Trump> u were saying
40:34 <thestig> drinking is good for u
40:41 <Tisk> no it snot
41:19 <thestig> in moderation
43:12 <Mx_Trump> tisk the best cure for a fucked liver and stomach is a full bottle of whisky every night for 2 weeks
43:25 <vice> yep
43:28 <vice> thats the best cure
43:40 <Mx_Trump> ull be a new man
54:48 <steven_> <Tisk> if u didnt fuck a donkey u werent a man
55:08 <Mx_Trump> Tisk
55:12 <Mx_Trump> jen said u couldnt handle your piss
55:28 <nate> was tisk pissing in his own mouth?
55:31 <Mx_Trump> she said breaker is a better drinker
55:48 <Mx_Trump> your arch enemy
55:58 <vice> lol
56:27 <nate> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wo1TJsLwndk/mqdefault.jpg
56:30 <nate> like dis
01:55 <steven_> ahahaaha
02:57 <vice> lol
03:00 <vice> steven_ where is emma?
04:10 <steven_> asleep
04:56 <Mx_Trump> steven_ sneaks onto irc when shes asleep
05:03 <thestig> haha
05:34 <vice> hahahaha
05:36 <vice> he does
05:45 <vice> thats why she moved him to the garage
05:55 <vice> its ok steven_ my gf doesnt like me using irc either she calls it pedo chat
06:29 <steven_> dont open this http://prntscr.com/959ms8
06:48 <thestig> i wont
06:54 <^pHANTOM^> haha pedo chat.
06:58 <thestig> dont want the cops knocking on my door
07:30 <steven_> got 2 curry munchers in my skype
07:50 <steven_> the aussie guy keeps saying ini mini moni mo catch a curry by the toe
07:53 <steven_> and kicks one of them
07:58 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooool
07:59 <vice> lol
08:04 <vice> are they aussie curries?
08:07 <^pHANTOM^> lol
08:08 <steven_> no
08:14 <vice> ^pHANTOM^ fuck off u sad cunt
08:18 <steven_> they are pakistani
08:23 <steven_> ISIS
08:37 <steven_> his wall has big holes in it
08:38 <Mx_Trump> roflllllllllllllllllllllllll @ ^pHANTOM^
08:39 <steven_> hahah
09:06 <^pHANTOM^> LMAOROFL @ Mx_Trump
11:31 <Mx_Trump> how many pizzas do you sell per day?
12:09 <^pHANTOM^> fucked if i know sif i count every day.
12:24 <Mx_Trump> how many do you think?
12:42 <^pHANTOM^> whys it matter?
12:56 <Mx_Trump> just interested
12:59 <Mx_Trump> about 10?
13:43 <^pHANTOM^> 10 pizzas?
13:45 <^pHANTOM^> lol
14:00 <^pHANTOM^> sure, why would you bother opening the door for that?
14:17 <Mx_Trump> i wouldnt, but we are talking about you
14:20 <Mx_Trump> 15?
14:32 <^pHANTOM^> where i work is busy
14:42 <^pHANTOM^> so it would have to be more than 10 wouldnt it?
15:12 <Mx_Trump> 500?
15:29 <^pHANTOM^> something like that on a busy night.
16:09 <nate> these guys want a sausage pizza 4 surez
16:12 <Mx_Trump> how many cooks are there?
16:56 <nate> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d8/63/57/d863570ed92f4ccee0f609e9570a883e.jpg
17:01 <^pHANTOM^> 2
17:03 <nate> i found phantom
17:22 <steven_> lol
17:29 <vice> hahaha
17:30 <vice> nate
17:32 <Mx_Trump> 500 could be right, pizza hut have a lot of vouchers on leading into christmas
17:40 <thestig> nate gone cray cray
17:45 <vice> what sort of vouchers?
17:57 <vice> ^pHANTOM^ what type of hotdog did they use for the hotdog crust?
17:57 <vice> where did they get it from?
18:23 <Mx_Trump> you know vouchers, like coupons, discounts
18:41 <^pHANTOM^> lol
18:52 <^pHANTOM^> sif work for pizza hut
19:02 <vice> yes
19:05 <vice> I get them everyday
19:07 <vice> as emails
19:22 <vice> pizza hut is ok dominos spams
19:43 <thestig> dominos is shit
19:52 <Mx_Trump> how come when we asked most popular pizzas you said straight away pizza huts 4 most popular?
19:59 <Mx_Trump> exposed
20:40 <vice> ^pHANTOM^ what type of garlic do you use?
20:44 <vice> do you have garlic bread?
21:07 <^pHANTOM^> of course we have garlic bread.
21:14 <vice> what types?
21:39 <Mx_Trump> ^pHANTOM^ what is the non-pizza speciality on the menu
21:41 <^pHANTOM^> garlic bread is 1 type.
21:58 <vice> just 1 type of garlic bread?
22:07 <^pHANTOM^> yep
22:20 <nate> chicken kickers!
22:36 <nate> vices nob 3rd in list
22:40 <vice> it is
23:00 <Mx_Trump> ^pHANTOM^ what is the non-pizza speciality on the menu
23:15 <Mx_Trump> do u just cook pizza?
23:25 <^pHANTOM^> pasta
23:27 <^pHANTOM^> ribs
23:31 <^pHANTOM^> parma
23:33 <^pHANTOM^> etc
23:37 <Mx_Trump> what sort of pasta?
23:37 <thestig> pasta pizza?
23:55 <^pHANTOM^> pizza and pasta yes thestig
24:10 <vice> what type of ribs do you sell?
24:17 <^pHANTOM^> pork ribs
24:31 <thestig> aernt all the bases pre made in a factory?
24:37 <^pHANTOM^> no
24:47 <^pHANTOM^> we make them by hand.
25:00 <nate> i wanna make it with Mx_Trump by hand
25:02 <thestig> why does dominos taste like shit
25:20 <^pHANTOM^> lol
25:22 <^pHANTOM^> true
25:28 <^pHANTOM^> wtf nate..
25:38 <nate> thestig orders shit pizzas!
25:40 <nate> :D~
25:56 <thestig> i only get woodfired now
26:13 <nate> dont worry phantom u will fall for Mx_Trumps charms soon
26:23 <thestig> his husky voice
26:28 <^pHANTOM^> i dont think so.
26:33 <vice> liar
26:46 <nate> the brain says no, the body says yes
27:11 <nate> vice is ya girlfriend over?
27:47 <thestig> put her on skype
27:52 <vice> nate no
27:57 <vice> she babysitting her sister
28:04 <Mx_Trump> ^pHANTOM^'s cock is mine
28:06 <vice> i see her tuesday
28:11 <vice> taking her for a laksa
28:34 <Mx_Trump> ^pHANTOM^ can u take a pic of every pizza you make one night? and put a piece of paper on each 1,2,3 etc
28:42 <thestig> lol
28:57 <thestig> with MX_trump on the paper
29:09 <^pHANTOM^> lol, wtf.
29:22 <vice> do it ^pHANTOM^
29:47 <^pHANTOM^> i dont have time do shit like that.
30:31 <vice> yes you do
30:37 <Mx_Trump> how many people can the restaurant hold?
30:40 <Mx_Trump> at once
30:40 <vice> ^pHANTOM^ what type of garlic do you use?
30:52 <^pHANTOM^> crushed garlic.
31:12 <vice> yeh but what kind
31:17 <Mx_Trump> how many heads per night does the restaurant do?
31:45 <thestig> ask jen
32:05 <^pHANTOM^> its a take away, not dine in.
32:08 <vice> jen has some good stories to tell
32:33 <Mx_Trump> what just take away? lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
32:54 <Mx_Trump>  Pizza Hut
32:58 <vice> dominos
33:44 <thestig> eagle boys
34:39 <vice> lol
34:44 <vice> thestig do u remember pizza haven?
34:59 <thestig> oh shit they still going?
35:01 <Mx_Trump> i remember there was some ok bacon pizza haven pizza, the rest shit
35:49 <thestig> vice guess they aernt here anymore
35:55 <thestig> i see there is one in syd
36:29 <vice> bullshit?
36:30 <vice> really?
36:46 <thestig> yeh i cant see any in perth
36:46 <vice> man pizza haven were golden Mx_Trump
36:52 <vice> they had best cheese mac i ever had
36:59 <vice> they were good
37:04 <Mx_Trump> In July 2008 it was announced that Pizza Haven Australia had been acquired by Eagle Boys pizza chain.[2]
37:15 <vice> eagle boys is dying off
37:23 <vice> well in sydney it is
37:24 <vice> and some nsw
37:29 <vice> closing down stores
37:33 <vice> same for pizza hut
37:36 <vice> dominos seems to rule
37:55 <^pHANTOM^> dominos buy everyone up.
38:19 <Mx_Trump> dominos australia runs a lot of the dominos stores across europe and japan
38:59 <Mx_Trump> eagle boys is mainly regional isnt it?
39:14 <thestig> i heard eagle boys are good
39:28 <amelia> ace pizza
39:31 <amelia> highgate
40:03 <vice> eagle boys are good
40:06 <vice> the best of them
40:13 <vice> their pizzas are really good
40:15 <Mx_Trump> https://geo0.ggpht.com/cbk?panoid=pSSyjFj3jv28A3jkutX1GQ&output=thumbnail&cb_client=search.LOCAL_UNIVERSAL.gps&thumb=2&w=227&h=160&yaw=105.27552&pitch=0
40:21 <Mx_Trump> hahaha amelia you have disgraced yourself
40:36 <vice> https://www.eagleboys.com.au/
40:40 <amelia> how old is that pic
40:59 <amelia> http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2013/10/02/1226731/668004-stm-hottest-100-bars.jpg
41:31 <amelia> http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5523/9341724949_915363cf50_z.jpg
42:22 <vice> amelia
42:23 <vice> love u
42:48 <steven_> im making pizza now
43:07 <vice> really?
43:13 <amelia> you using weed as parsley?
43:15 <vice> frozen pizza?
43:19 <amelia> sprinkling it over the top
43:36 <vice> you could be strum
43:39 <vice> have a weed smoothie
43:48 <steven_> i must say my tree is looking good
43:48 <amelia> ahahah
43:54 <amelia> show us your tree
43:57 <steven_> na i cant
44:02 <amelia> is this your xmas tree entry
44:03 <steven_> it really really good
44:23 <steven_> i dont wanna give you guys idea's
44:25 <vice> amelia i love u
44:28 <vice> miss u so much
44:36 <amelia> I'm hoping Jet will be too distracted with fallout 4 to submit an entry
44:42 Quit: Mx_Trump ([email protected]) Quit: dial 13 11 66 and ask for ^pHANTOM^ loloolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
44:49 <steven_> haah
44:52 <vice> fallout 4 he is prob playing right now
47:02 <vice> amelia are you a gamer hun?
47:11 <steven_> oven is on 250
47:30 <amelia> no
47:32 <vice> good
47:35 <vice> im not into gamers
47:38 <amelia> maybe if i had a super nintendo
47:43 <vice> yeh cool
47:45 <steven_> why is mayo not here?
47:47 <vice> ive got a sega megadrive
47:50 <amelia> i play games jus not heaps to be a gamer
47:53 <vice> yeh true
48:04 <steven_> is he zlined?
48:06 <vice> would love to play donkey kong country with u hun
48:14 <amelia> pliv
48:17 <vice> not sure
48:20 <amelia> jus wait til jenn is online
48:22 <steven_> he is on my network
48:25 <amelia> and use your trollling on her pls
48:26 <steven_> so he must be zlined
48:27 <vice> jen doesnt know anything about games
48:33 <vice> amelia im not trolling u
48:40 <vice> im serious about meeting up with you
48:42 <vice> when u come to sydney
48:47 <steven_> haaaaaaaaaaaa
48:49 <vice> i honestly live 5 mins from the city
48:49 <amelia> stop calling me hun
48:51 <vice> come over
48:56 <vice> ill show u cool stuff
49:04 <vice> u can shave my mono for me
49:09 <vice> and ill eat you out after
49:11 <steven_> jhahahhha
49:16 <vice> got heaps of nice bars around here
49:21 <vice> good places to eat
49:27 <steven_> 'i'll show you my bar'
49:29 <amelia> the shaving monobrow is tempting
49:29 <vice> ive got a really good place up the road i want to take you
49:39 <vice> i havnt even taken my gf there
49:43 <vice> i want u to be the first
49:48 <amelia> is k, you keep these spots for you & jenn
49:50 <vice> i wouldnt take jen there its too good for jen
49:54 <vice> no fuck jen
49:57 <steven_> ahahhahahaa
49:59 <vice> jen is a melbourne girl
50:05 <vice> u are a perth princess
51:09 <amelia> steven is a perth princess
51:23 <vice> no
51:27 <vice> steven_ is a perth poofter
51:40 <^pHANTOM^> lol
51:40 <amelia> AHAHAHA
51:41 <vice> im a sydney swagger
51:46 <vice> or sydney slut
51:56 <amelia> sydney psycho
51:59 <vice> jen is a melbourne monster
51:59 <^pHANTOM^> hahahha
52:01 <amelia> sydney skitzo
52:08 <vice> hahah
52:14 <vice> oi amelia when i was into graf
52:22 <vice> and running around like that in a crew
52:27 <vice> we called ourselves TSB
52:32 <amelia> with your black markers
52:33 <vice> what u recon that stood for?
52:39 <amelia> the sydney boys
52:43 <vice> nah we were not lame taggers
52:45 <vice> nah amelia lol
52:48 <amelia> hahahaha
52:49 <amelia> wot
52:51 <vice> ud get stabbed for that here
52:54 <vice> if u called urself that
52:58 <vice> the shady bunch
53:10 <amelia> i bet you got stabbed for that too
53:14 <vice> nah
53:21 <amelia> the brady brunch
53:26 <vice> it was good
53:29 <^pHANTOM^> lol
53:31 <vice> this cunt stole it off me
53:36 <amelia> pliv is Jan
53:38 <vice> i always see him around
53:48 <vice> hahahaha jan
53:51 <amelia> mayo is marsha, you always get jealous of him
53:56 <vice> lol
53:58 <vice> nah im alice
54:01 <amelia> ahahaahahah
54:05 <amelia> the housekeeper
54:07 <vice> yep
54:08 <vice> lol
54:10 <amelia> cleaning up aftet everyone
54:13 <vice> yep
54:13 <vice> lol
54:34 <vice> amelia u can be the mum
54:36 <amelia> emma & steven are carol & the dad
54:37 <vice> carol
54:41 <vice> no
54:44 <vice> emma is sam
54:46 <amelia> i am cindy
54:49 <vice> haha cindy
54:49 <amelia> with my lisp
55:00 <vice> amelia i love u
55:13 <amelia> thestig is greg
55:17 <vice> LOL
55:18 <vice> nah
55:33 <vice> thestig is bobby
55:40 <amelia> xm is no one cos there were no asians back then
55:44 <vice> steven_ would be gregg
55:58 <vice> jen is jan
56:01 <amelia> hahahahahhahahahaha
56:12 <steven_> loooooooool
56:22 <steven_> wot the heck r u talking about
56:22 <vice> amelia have u seen the movies?
56:28 <vice> i got them on dvd
56:31 <amelia> ahahahaha
56:32 <vice> if u come over we can watch them
56:39 <vice> brady bunch movie
56:43 <vice> and very brady sequel
56:50 <amelia> that sounds amazing
56:54 <nate> and hot dog in bun
57:08 <vice> amelia ill cook for you
57:13 <vice> and you can pick out a nice table cloth
57:19 <amelia> ahaahaahahahha
57:23 <amelia> you dickhole
57:27 <vice> im serious
57:31 <vice> i got so much cool shit to show u
57:34 <amelia> i want a tablecloth with pineapples on it
57:37 <vice> i have one
57:49 <vice> ive posted it already
57:49 <nate> pineapples make anyone horney
57:51 <amelia> i am also looking for a pineapple dress
57:55 <vice> but u prob didnt see the pineapple
57:57 <amelia> so keep your eye out people
58:00 <vice> mmm
58:04 <vice> pineapple is abit hipster
58:09 <vice> unless its done well
58:17 <vice> the table clothes i have are old
58:21 <vice> like original 50's
58:22 <nate> sweet pineapple under the pineapple dress for santa?
58:23 <amelia> i found cute lil pineapple shoes
58:23 <vice> 60's
58:29 <vice> pineapple shoes?
58:29 <amelia> ahahaha jeezus nathaniel
58:42 <vice> mmm
58:45 <vice> amelia
58:50 <vice> making me horny now
58:54 <vice> thinking of ur cunt as a pineapple
59:24 <amelia> i dont really know how that escalated
59:31 <nate> vice is about to blow his pinapple chunks
59:48 <vice> lol
59:56 <vice> amelia i recon u would have a nice pussy
00:00 <vice> something about u
00:13 <nate> can u smell it vice
00:20 <vice> havnt thought about that nate
00:20 <vice> no
00:24 <amelia> nathaniel has a much nicer pussy
00:29 <amelia> show him nate
00:33 <nate> yeah i got a brown pussy
00:35 <vice> my gf has a nice pussy
00:38 <vice> doesnt smell either
00:45 <vice> my last gf had a smell
00:47 <vice> it wasnt bad
00:49 <vice> it was just strong
00:52 <vice> maybe a wog thing
01:29 <steven_> ok pizza pic
01:52 <vice> show us
02:05 <steven_> let me find someone to call on skype
02:10 <vice> call me man
02:13 <vice> 0406306707
02:14 <steven_> sassymedal
02:20 <steven_> you got skype?
02:23 <vice> ring me and ill pull a bong for u
02:29 <steven_> ahhaha
02:30 <vice> yeh i got skype but i meant call my mobile
02:33 <vice> im not logged in
02:36 <vice> i hardly ever use skype
02:40 <steven_> log in
02:51 <vice> just tlak to my brother and afew ppl
03:25 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/95a9ki
03:28 <vice> fucking every chick i know is married or getting married
03:36 <vice> amelia how old are u?
03:40 <steven_> sassy isnt answering
03:42 <steven_> slutdog
03:45 <nate> http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4180111/Worst+cameltoe+ever
03:45 <vice> hahahah
03:49 <amelia> 28
03:51 <vice> ham pinapple
03:54 <vice> pizza sub
03:56 <vice> nice
04:02 <vice> aldi make good ones
04:05 <vice> really amelia?
04:06 <vice> 28?
04:09 <vice> same age as me
04:10 <steven_> wog place up the roadf
04:15 <steven_> charlies
04:17 <steven_> is the best
04:18 <vice> steven_ so its not frozen?
04:24 <vice> damn i expected a frozen mc cain with u
04:24 <steven_> yeh it is
04:25 <steven_> ahhahaha
04:28 <steven_> it is
04:29 <steven_> ahhaahah
04:32 <amelia> JEEZUS LOOK AT THAT CAMEL TOE
04:32 <vice> wtf
04:37 <vice> u buy frozen mc caine from a wog?
04:46 <steven_> oh na
04:49 <vice> amelia are u really 28?
04:55 <steven_> im ttalking about the other pizza place i go
04:59 <vice> ohhh right
05:00 <steven_> this is just shit mc cain
05:02 <amelia> why would i lie
05:03 <vice> yeh
05:05 <vice> dunno
05:10 <vice> jen told me she was 30 she's actually 33
05:14 <amelia> do i look older
05:20 <vice> nah u look younger
05:22 <steven_> show me a pic
05:24 <vice> jen looks older
05:25 <steven_> and ill tell you
05:26 <vice> 40
05:48 <amelia> you seen ma big head enough
05:56 <steven_> ahaha
05:57 <steven_> ;P
06:19 <amelia> jenn is a lot of things but she does not look 40
07:13 <vice> she does
07:43 <amelia> nah
08:06 <vice> nothing wrong with it
08:08 <vice> i think jen shot
08:10 <vice> *hot
08:20 <amelia> each to their own
08:44 <vice> i think ur hot too
08:46 <vice> but stuck up
09:05 <steven_> hhaha
09:17 <thestig> steven when will emma finish the christmas tree
09:33 <steven_> i went out and spent like $60
09:48 <amelia> stuck up
09:49 <amelia> ahahahah
09:55 <amelia> aka standards
10:18 <vice> yeh
10:18 <steven_> or
10:25 <vice> its not stuck up amelia
10:32 <vice> if its fake
10:33 <steven_> or when im going to visit the family
10:39 <steven_> take a photo of the best tree
10:40 <vice> steven_ whats ur mum do for a job?
10:44 <steven_> put my nerdhacks sign up
10:57 <amelia> my tree is pretty
10:59 <thestig> yeh mayo said we could enter any tree
11:01 <amelia> its all done
11:03 <amelia> NO
11:07 <amelia> NOT ANY TREE
11:09 <vice> nope
11:12 <vice> thats bullshit
11:13 <vice> its ur tree
11:15 <vice> or nothing
11:18 <steven_> she is manager at some place
11:20 <amelia> or i will enter the big mother fuckin tree from new york
11:22 <steven_> ahaahahhaah
11:23 <thestig> im entering my sisters tree
11:26 <vice> if its any tree id just go to the queen victoria building
11:32 <vice> post u the biggest christmas tree in australia
11:36 <vice> thestig u cant
11:38 <steven_> if sisters tree is allowed
11:41 <vice> thats fucking bullshit
11:42 <steven_> my family
11:46 <steven_> 's tree is
11:47 <steven_> ahahha
11:51 <steven_> na mine is going to win
11:52 <vice> nah this is bullshit
11:53 <vice> seriously
11:57 <steven_> ill spend $$ to win
11:58 <vice> its ur tree or not
12:03 <vice> spend money steven_
12:05 <vice> if u have to
12:06 <steven_> and i put white tips on the end of my tree
12:13 <thestig> semen
12:15 <steven_> thanks for that amelia ;)
12:16 <vice> thestig
12:19 <vice> it has to be ur tree man
12:22 <vice> if not then sorry
12:23 <amelia> FUCK OFF SHTEVEN
12:24 <steven_> gave it the snow affect
12:27 <vice> submit something else
12:28 <amelia> COPY MY SHIT
12:43 <steven_> i made a twist
12:44 <thestig> vice there are no rules
12:49 <steven_> so its not the same
12:57 <amelia> you shat your pants when you got a glimpse of ol Terry (my xmas tree)
13:03 <thestig> it is to celebrate christmas
13:05 <steven_> ahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
13:08 <steven_> not even
13:12 <thestig> so any tree is acceptable
13:13 <steven_> tree wasnt even up then
13:30 <amelia> ahahaahha
13:33 <steven_> i want to go take a pic
13:35 <steven_> but i cant
13:41 <steven_> i cant ruin the suprise
13:45 <vice> amelia
13:47 <vice> there are rules
13:51 <amelia> it can only be your own tree
13:53 <vice> stick up for me hun
13:55 <steven_> got my special effects for the photo
13:56 <vice> this is bullshit
13:57 <thestig> there are no rules
13:58 <steven_> photo with the lights on
14:01 <thestig> i do what i want loll
14:02 <vice> ahh well fuck it then
14:03 <steven_> photo with the lights off
14:07 <vice> im not entering
14:11 <amelia> i am the rule
14:11 <vice> bunch of rubbish
14:13 <thestig> ANY TREE
14:16 <thestig> any
14:18 <amelia> NO
14:20 <vice> wtf man
14:23 <steven_> my weeed tree is in the running
14:27 <vice> thats basically saying "best photographer"
14:29 <amelia> this is wot we will do
14:30 <amelia> listen
14:31 <vice> this is rubbish
14:32 <amelia> listen
14:34 <vice> nah fuck this
14:34 <thestig> there was no rules
14:35 <vice> fuck u all
14:35 <amelia> listen
14:39 <amelia> ahem
14:40 <steven_> hahahhaha
14:40 <thestig> there are no rules!
14:46 <amelia> AHEM
14:52 <thestig> bless u
14:52 <vice> steven_ i want u to ban thestig
14:55 <vice> from this comp
14:56 <amelia> *grabs microphone*
14:59 <vice> mike brady
15:00 <vice> do ur job
15:02 <steven_> its amelia's comp
15:03 <vice> as daddy
15:08 <steven_> she came up wit hit
15:09 <vice> cindy do your job cunt
15:11 <thestig> no mayo started the comp
15:15 <steven_> ahh
15:16 <amelia> ok the comp allows only entries for your OWN tree
15:17 <steven_> well mayo den
15:21 <amelia> but
15:23 <vice> mayo will agree with me
15:27 <vice> its ur own tree or nothing
15:28 <amelia> we will make a 2nd comp
15:32 <thestig> and mayo said family trees are allowed
15:34 <steven_> well he is on nerdhacks.net
15:37 <steven_> go speak to him
15:38 <amelia> to find the best xmas tree of ANY
15:48 <thestig> as mayo made first comp and only comp
15:52 <steven_> JetstreamSam is [email protected] * ...
15:52 <steven_> JetstreamSam on #nerdhacks
15:52 <steven_> JetstreamSam End of /WHOIS list.
15:53 <thestig> all other comps banned
15:57 <amelia> mayo did start the comp
15:58 <amelia> but
16:06 <amelia> he did not make the rules
16:06 <thestig> mayo copyright
16:07 <steven_> he wont even be on
16:12 <steven_> on christmas
16:14 <thestig> there was no rulessssssss
16:16 <steven_> but he will be on before
16:17 <amelia> i don't recall him stating any tree will do
16:25 <steven_> but i'll let you guys decide the rules
16:28 <steven_> im just going to win
16:29 <amelia> no the comp is 1st dec
16:33 <vice> u dont post it on christmas
16:36 <amelia> all entries submitted 1st dec
16:37 <vice> i wont be on
16:37 <steven_> bullshit
16:39 <amelia> i wont be here xmas
16:40 <vice> from dec
16:40 <steven_> to early
16:40 <thestig> steven it is up to mayo not u loll
16:42 <vice> till nye
16:50 <thestig> <steven_> but i'll let you guys decide the rules (lolllllllllllllllllllllllll)
16:50 <vice> we post it just before xmas
16:53 <vice> i wont be on
16:59 <vice> so i want to see ur faces when i win
17:07 <amelia> 1st dec all entries submitted
17:08 <steven_> yeh i dont care about the rules
17:11 <steven_> im still winning
17:13 <vice> 1st december no prob
17:13 <amelia> no
17:14 <thestig> will your curtains be in it vice?
17:14 <vice> i can submit
17:17 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
17:19 <vice> no thestig
17:21 <thestig> the curtains might win it
17:25 <vice> i dont live there anymore
17:28 <vice> otherwise id use that
17:32 <amelia> damn curtains raise the stakes
17:33 <steven_> my special effect will win it
17:33 <vice> as my verification
17:34 <thestig> cmon you still got em
17:38 <vice> nah i dont man
17:42 <vice> i really wish i had them
17:43 <thestig> they were inherited
17:44 <steven_> i have the misty effect
17:46 <vice> im trying to find them
17:49 <steven_> snowing effect
17:49 <vice> if i can buy
17:55 <vice> dont know how
18:01 <steven_> i even have my hose connected to my christmas treee
18:06 <amelia> cos you copied me steven
18:09 <vice> one girl i met afew years ago on okcupid
18:14 <vice> she was saying how good they were
18:20 <vice> i went off at her for it
18:25 <vice> and she told me no she likes them
18:30 <vice> and they were from target
18:36 <vice> in the early 90's
18:42 <vice> she was an interior designer
18:45 <vice> i asked her to find me some
18:56 <vice> however i lost contact with her but i could find her easy
19:06 <vice> doubt id ever find those curtains
19:24 <amelia> i dunno how you come up wif these stories
20:02 <vice> its not bullshit
20:07 <vice> i dont talk shit amelia
20:51 <vice> amelia come to sydney ill take u out
20:54 <vice> i already got our date
21:43 <thestig> as there is no snow in perth, white tree tips are banned lollll
21:55 <vice> yep
22:00 <vice> banned
22:00 <vice> amelia failed already
22:02 <amelia> "THERE ARE NO RULES"
22:11 <amelia> you can't pick n choose the rules damn it
22:34 <thestig> family trees are allowed
22:37 <thestig> amelia> "THERE ARE NO RULES"
22:50 <amelia> you are all jus clearly scared Terry will win
23:02 <thestig> meybe
23:17 <thestig> terryyyy hahahaha
23:36 <amelia> aahaahah
24:04 <vice> amelia
24:06 <vice> come over
24:07 <thestig> why is it called terry?
24:18 <amelia> Terry the Christmas Tree
24:23 <amelia> i think its rather fitting
24:25 <steven_> <JetstreamSam> steven im zlined, just tell them all the photo has to be taken at home.
24:26 <vice> amelia
24:27 <vice> i love u
24:40 <vice> steven_
24:46 <vice> he on nerdhacks?
24:54 <thestig> steven it will be at a home
24:58 <steven_> yeh
25:00 <amelia> not at a home
25:09 <amelia> at your home
25:26 <thestig> home is where the heart is
26:27 <steven_> hahaha
26:33 <steven_> he didnt really say that
26:37 <steven_> i lied
26:45 <steven_> made up another fake log as breaker says
26:45 <steven_> ahah
26:55 <thestig> steve u liar!
27:00 <steven_> ahahahahah
27:01 <thestig> jetstream is idle 2 hours lol
27:08 <steven_> yeh he didnt say nothing
27:09 <steven_> hahaahah
27:11 <amelia> no one can be trusted in here
27:14 <thestig> sneaky fucker
27:29 <vice> the comp is fake
27:32 <vice> its all bullshit
28:08 <amelia> cmon guys this comp was meant to bring us all together during the festive time of the year
28:14 <amelia> not pull us all apart
28:31 <amelia> if Jet was here he would be very disappointed
29:09 <thestig> lol wot
29:14 <thestig> it was something jet made up
29:29 <amelia> ahahahahaha i am joking relax
29:46 <thestig> i am :D
29:54 <thestig> family trees are welcome!
30:53 <amelia> i have a problem cos i can't reach the top
31:18 <amelia> even on my tippy toes
31:20 <thestig> use a broom stick
31:34 <amelia> are you callin me a witch
31:46 <thestig> noo lol
31:49 <vice> lol
31:50 <amelia> haahaha
32:07 <thestig> but i knew u would think that after i typed it lol
32:16 <amelia> ahaahha
32:26 <amelia> fly up there on my broomstick
32:39 <vice> ok
32:43 <vice> so its only your own tree
32:44 <vice> yes?
32:47 <thestig> no
32:48 <amelia> yes
32:52 <thestig> steven made it up
33:01 <amelia> its still correct tho
33:23 <thestig> if you cant reach the top of the tree and you get someone else to do it
33:33 <thestig> entry is withdrawn
33:33 <amelia> THAT IS NOT TRUE
33:36 <amelia> no
33:37 <amelia> no
33:38 <amelia> no
33:39 <thestig> haha
34:01 <amelia> thats discrimination
34:05 <amelia> haha
34:05 <nate> vice will be the dildo under the tree;p
34:17 <amelia> ahahahaa wot the
34:27 <thestig> only if the person putting the angel on tree is black or jewish
34:43 <amelia> screws was gonna put it on for me :(
34:45 <vice> hahahaha
34:47 <amelia> after our coffee
34:48 <vice> i have a dildo on me right now
34:49 <vice> LOL
34:52 <thestig> screws hates me
35:07 <vice> well vibrator
35:09 <vice> not dildo
35:24 <vice> a dildo is a fake dick no motor
35:29 <vice> anything with a motor is a vib
35:45 <nate> vice such a word smith
35:45 <amelia> thanks sex toy king
36:07 <vice> u wanna see pic amelia?
36:21 <vice> i used it on my gf last time we smoking ice
36:23 <nate> fuck im farting more than vice at a gay orgy
36:24 <amelia> of you with your vibrator on you?
36:28 <vice> put it in her pussy
36:31 <vice> whilst i put my cock in her ass
36:34 <vice> watching porn
36:43 <vice> she went insane because i watched porn nonstop for a day
38:32 <thestig> if you dont own your own house christmas tree enrty is invalid
38:49 <vice> well im out then
38:50 <vice> i rent
39:05 <vice> thestig stop being a dickhead
39:08 <vice> its ur own tree
39:09 <amelia> that rule does not apply
39:10 <vice> thats all it is ok
39:15 <vice> its ur tree
39:15 <vice> nobodies
39:22 <vice> doesnt matter where u live
39:24 <vice> if its ur tree
39:25 <vice> u in
39:27 <nate> the rule is 2 kiss stigg under the missblowtoe
39:33 <vice> ill kiss amelia
39:34 <vice> no prob
39:35 <thestig> <JetstreamSam> steven im zlined, just tell them all the photo has to be taken at home.
39:37 <vice> would love to finger her
39:50 <thestig> has to be taken at home
39:56 <nate> o mr sam, suck me!
39:59 <thestig> you guys said it was ok
40:06 <vice> no we didnt
40:06 <amelia> my home is still my home
40:07 <vice> lol
40:20 <thestig> any rentals are not included
40:24 <amelia> whether you rent or not its still home
40:37 <amelia> I'm going home
40:39 <nate> yeah the local strip club is my home
40:51 <thestig> loll
41:02 <thestig> everyone so touchy tonight lol
41:14 <amelia> ahahahaaha
41:15 <nate> bangin bitches with the vices face on them
41:24 <amelia> XMAS IS VERY SERIOUS FYI
41:35 <thestig> nate how many male stripper poles in your bedroom?
41:40 <amelia> 4
41:47 <vice> fuck it
41:49 <nate> 1 big slippery one
41:52 <thestig> lolll
41:53 <vice> amelia
41:54 <vice> i love u
42:12 <nate> vice will u give her 1 hour oral sex
42:16 <amelia> i like it better when you're playing jenn
42:55 <amelia> they keep talkin bout cuppycakes in melb and now I'm gettin hungry
43:15 <thestig> the farting cupcakes?
43:16 <nate> put some frosting on vices bum and go 4 it!
43:19 <thestig> or the real ones?
43:28 <amelia> mos def the real ones
43:29 <amelia> ahahah
43:47 <amelia> keep your luff puffs and your chair away
43:55 <thestig> nate you know when you fart in your hand and put it in someones face?
44:00 <thestig> and yell cupcake
44:05 <nate> ohh i see
44:15 <thestig> i got a new chair it has wheels
44:16 <thestig> !
44:17 <vice> yes
44:19 <nate> id never do that, i just say do u smell smoke
44:19 <vice> 1 hour oral
44:20 <vice> more
44:21 <vice> if she wants
44:22 <amelia> ohh i see ahaahahhaah
44:26 <vice> if she has a nice pussy and asshole
44:27 <vice> long time
44:32 <nate> smokey fart!
44:35 <amelia> ohhh wheels
44:41 <amelia> no more luff puff sounds then
44:42 <vice> good feet too
44:46 <vice> i havnt seen jens feet
44:50 <thestig> (i lied)
44:53 <thestig> same chair
44:56 <amelia> oh
45:00 <amelia> phew
45:06 <nate> vice would eat out a cane toad for fun
45:14 <nate> and say its nice
45:19 <thestig> new christmas tree rule. all trees need to be mounted on ceiling
45:32 <amelia> NO
45:45 <amelia> DIS IS GETTING TOO HARD
45:59 <nate> new rule u must be naked next to tree when taking photo for proof its yours
46:05 <amelia> ahahahahhaha
46:05 <thestig> haha
46:15 <vice> ok
46:16 <vice> ill be naked
46:17 <vice> easy
46:23 <thestig> and wrapped in pilvents curtains
46:42 <amelia> I was gonna say, pliv would prob do it
47:16 <vice> i will
47:17 <vice> 100%
47:21 <vice> also
47:30 <vice> if u ask mew there was naked pic of me wrapped in those curtains
47:31 <vice> no joke
47:37 <amelia> will you be wearing a black tashiki
47:43 <vice> tashiki?
47:47 <amelia> or takeshi
47:54 <amelia> whatever he called it
48:00 <vice> lol
48:01 <vice> no jen
48:03 <vice> sorry amelia
48:04 <vice> hun
48:11 <vice> none of that
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58:33 <amelia> i went n had drinks today at a bar
58:37 <amelia> and they do free soft drinks
58:59 <amelia> that is not normal issit
59:04 <vice> they do that here
59:04 <vice> its legal
59:15 <amelia> they have to?
59:37 <amelia> i never had it elsewhere
59:38 <vice> here it is
59:38 <vice> its for "designated drivers"
59:38 <vice> amelia
59:38 <vice> in nsw they do
59:38 <vice> its law
59:42 <vice> ahh right
59:45 <amelia> ohhh
59:46 <vice> did u have soft drinks?
59:54 <amelia> i was havin vodka
59:57 <vice> nice
00:00 <vice> what sort?
00:08 <amelia> but one of my friend was drinking coke cos driving
00:17 <amelia> with soda n lime
00:35 <vice> nice
00:37 <vice> i like that
01:05 <amelia> ye lemonade too sweet
01:08 <amelia> red bull too shit
01:12 <amelia> oj is gud tho
01:50 <vice> red bull shit
01:56 <vice> thats for retards
02:00 <vice> red bull dog shit
11:40 <Tisk> amelia, :-)
15:14 <steven_> hhah
23:50 <Tisk> feel 100% better now
28:51 <Tisk> i think drinking nearlly everyday for 12 years is enough
29:04 <Tisk> what do u think
30:16 <Tisk> the bottle shop will never run out of grog
30:19 <Tisk> so why buy it
31:05 <Tisk> like the pokies will vacum up cash
31:09 <Tisk> why play them
31:19 <Tisk> a drugs will end up making you feel shit
31:22 <Tisk> so why do them
32:07 <Tisk> fucken 3 years ago and few months i was fried as
32:24 <Tisk> had 54 shrooms to one cup of tea once that year
32:34 <Tisk> now thats stupid
32:49 <Tisk> i ask god when i was trippin to send me an angel
33:09 <Tisk> i saw a giant figure as big as the sky
33:24 <Tisk> then i saw a fox
33:29 <Tisk> it crossed the road
33:36 <Tisk> to not go close to me
34:03 <Tisk> then cross back over when it was passed me
34:27 <Tisk> next day i met a hottie out the front of my place
34:44 <Tisk> was remixing my voice and friend at time rang me
34:48 <thestig> what was his name
34:58 <Tisk> said u better go outside now
35:05 <Tisk> then i ran into a guy
35:14 <Tisk> he said talk to suzi she will like u
35:32 <Tisk> she said that was a dream
35:36 <Tisk> but it was nt
35:46 <amelia> are you talking to god right now
36:06 <Tisk> if i can cuddle u youre god amelia
36:30 <Tisk> i just want to love a nice woman
36:47 <thestig> did u want a unicorn too?
36:58 <Tisk> no shit i would make breakfast in bed for them all the time
37:22 <thestig> what else would u do for them
37:23 <amelia> alfee are you implying there are no nice women
37:24 <Tisk> they could just sit i would do everything
37:47 <thestig> hiii ameliaaa
38:15 <amelia> !!
38:31 <amelia> yes chris tell us wot else you would do for your gf
38:33 <Tisk> i want a gf so i got responsabilitys
38:49 <amelia> maybe rub her feet?
38:59 <Tisk> i do all the massages she would want
39:11 <thestig> i was implying something
39:57 <Tisk> if she got me working again with confidence
40:06 <Tisk> i would buy us a bigger place
40:15 <thestig> got what working?
40:17 <thestig> your dick?
40:19 <Tisk> no
40:26 <Tisk> as in employment
40:31 <thestig> oh u can do that now
40:37 <Tisk> if i got 800 per week
40:42 <vice> Tisk man u ok?
40:43 <Tisk> i could borrow 300k
40:51 <Tisk> and still own this place
40:54 <Tisk> rent it out
40:56 <amelia> why would a woman want someone so dependant and broken
41:04 <Tisk> im not dependant
41:10 <amelia> you are
41:19 <Tisk> ive never had a gf
41:30 <amelia> you jus said you want a woman to get you working etc again
41:33 <amelia> get yourself working
41:51 <Tisk> fuck i didnt mean it like that
42:00 <amelia> oh otay
42:17 <Tisk> imagine we both worked
42:22 <Tisk> could buy a house
42:30 <vice> yeh
42:33 <vice> shame u dont man
42:33 <Tisk> and get 200$ week rent from this place
42:36 <vice> uve never had a job lol
42:41 <Tisk> yes i have
42:42 <vice> so might be hard for u son
42:49 <vice> doing what?
42:49 <Tisk> ive worked
42:53 <Tisk> heaps of shit
42:59 <vice> tell me 3 jobs u had
43:16 <Tisk> process worker making holden interior door inserts
43:25 <Tisk> boiler maker apprentice
43:30 <vice> liar
43:36 <Tisk> cement products batcher
43:37 <vice> boiler maker how?
43:42 <vice> tell me what u did
43:46 <Tisk> i mig welded
43:49 <Tisk> t bars
44:08 <Tisk> they are thinks that hold up bricks where doors and windows go
44:13 <Tisk> things
44:50 <Tisk> i cleaned hallam pub when i was 18
45:13 <vice> cool
45:33 <vice> hallam pub is good
45:35 <Tisk> and then it ended with trainee spray painter
45:43 <Tisk> for mass spectrometers
46:04 <vice> nice man
46:07 <vice> u did some stuff then
46:09 <vice> so why not now?
46:23 <Tisk> the measure amount of stuff in a sample by burning it and shooting lazers thru it
46:32 <Tisk> so they measure pruity
46:36 <Tisk> purity
46:50 <Tisk> like u burn stuff it will tell u want it is
47:05 <Tisk> what
47:37 <Tisk> a scientific company i worked for
47:38 <Tisk> once
47:58 <Tisk> went for job with ppl made panadol once
48:21 <Tisk> i got piss off at them givening me test and reprhazing the questions 10 times
48:37 <vice> why didnt u?
49:04 <Tisk> it was a psychology test
49:17 <Tisk> but they asked the same question 5 times different ways sorta shit
49:44 <Tisk> got 100% on the appitude tests with the employment company sent me for job
50:00 <vice> mmmm
50:02 <vice> interesting
50:06 <vice> so why dont u do something then
50:09 <vice> u dont appear as full retard
50:24 <Tisk> then week later in the paper they there was a article saying no one went for the job
50:31 <Tisk> so i rang the paper said fucken bullshit
50:37 <Tisk> no one went for the job
51:44 <Tisk> in year 11 the 2nd time cause once i left half way thru the year
51:55 <Tisk> i went to 5 chemistry classes
52:11 <Tisk> then got told i only have to sit the exams
52:25 <Tisk> cuase i didnt get along with a chicks in my class
52:40 <Tisk> ended up getting b on final exam
52:57 <Tisk> chicks i didnt like got like ds
53:09 <Tisk> one failed
53:45 <Tisk> u gotta remember my schizophrenia was adult onset
53:51 <Tisk> not drug induced
53:57 <Tisk> so i am not stupid
54:45 <Tisk> cause if it was drug induced i would nt have got my payout
55:24 <Tisk> they dont give u perm disability pay outs when u make yourself sick from being junkie
56:35 <erlich> Tisk> but they asked the same question 5 times different ways sorta shit
56:37 <erlich> it's intentional
56:41 <Tisk> i know
56:45 <erlich> to check for consistency
56:49 <Tisk> i know
56:57 <Tisk> it just pissed me off
58:44 <Tisk> i had bipolar symtoms as teenager
58:49 <Tisk> it evolved
59:03 <vice> <Tisk> they dont give u perm disability pay outs when u make yourself sick from being junkie
59:04 <vice> they do
59:07 <vice> my best mate got one
59:18 <Tisk> how much
59:32 <vice> well back in 2008 he was getting 720 a fortnight
59:44 <Tisk> oh i mean i got lump sum
59:54 <vice> lump sum?
00:02 <Tisk> 115k check
00:31 <vice> how man
00:34 <vice> how so much
00:38 <Tisk> put 100k deposit
00:41 <Tisk> on my place
00:54 <Tisk> bought it for 120k
00:56 <Tisk> lols
01:28 <Tisk> one sold for 180 last year
01:47 <amelia> (vice) im on heroin big deal
01:51 <amelia> i laughed
01:54 <Tisk> lols
02:03 <vice> 180?
02:07 <vice> what u mean?
02:08 <Tisk> 180k
02:15 <vice> your unit?
02:22 <Tisk> nah one in my block
02:27 <vice> Tisk for ages ive been trying to ask u
02:30 <vice> but u dont tell me
02:36 <vice> do u pay body corporate?
02:39 <Tisk> yes
02:41 <vice> u do?
02:45 <Tisk> yes
02:46 <vice> how much?
02:57 <Tisk> heaps
03:03 <vice> yeh it is bullshit hey
03:14 <Tisk> nah sorta sorta not
03:17 <vice> im trying to buy unit now its gunna be 2500 each quater
03:25 <vice> 10g a year
03:28 <vice> just on that bullshit
03:29 <Tisk> thats bullshit
03:31 <vice> for them to fix a pipe
03:39 <vice> thats how much it costs up here man
03:45 <vice> and my unit is prob cheaper than urs would be
03:51 <vice> shits expensive up here
03:57 <vice> thats why i wanted to ask u
03:58 <Tisk> queensland||?
04:02 <vice> nah nsw
04:02 <vice> syd
04:07 <vice> do u pay twice though?
04:08 <Tisk> k
04:16 <vice> do u pay body corporate and strata?
04:27 <Tisk> every 3 months and have to be ahead 3 months to vote on things
05:25 <vice> mmm
05:27 <vice> fuck that
05:27 <Tisk> by rates my place worth about 200k
05:32 <vice> what if u dont pay?
05:33 <steven_> loooooooooooooool
05:34 <Tisk> last time i got them
05:54 <Tisk> ive never not paid and cuaght up
06:09 <vice> mmm
06:11 <vice> so u always pay
06:12 <vice> what if u dont?
06:15 <vice> thats what i wanna know man
06:31 <Tisk> prob could kick me out my own place i dont really know
06:47 <Tisk> like no idea
06:53 <vice> mmmm
06:58 <vice> find out for me ok?
07:02 <Tisk> how
08:07 <Tisk> when i first moved in some owner was in debt to bodycorp 5000
09:37 <Tisk> water bills are fucked when u own
09:57 <Tisk> i get 100$ sewage charges every 3 months
10:18 <Tisk> plus the water on top and service fees
11:10 <Tisk> fucken electric bill was 640$
11:14 <Tisk> lols
13:14 <amelia> if you don't pay then they take your stuff
13:21 <amelia> like they can claim your car n shit
13:27 <amelia> well in WA they can
14:31 <Tisk> ok
23:52 <Tisk> hmmm 566gold in wow
23:56 <Tisk> i need 1200g
23:58 <Tisk> old
24:08 <Tisk> to upgrade weapon to level 90
24:34 <Tisk> i need like 30000gold about all up to do what i want
25:28 <amelia> wot are you playing chris
25:36 <Tisk> world of warcraft
25:45 <Tisk> its good game to zone out
25:49 <amelia> do you have a gf on it
25:50 <amelia> yeah
26:12 <Tisk> i waiting for a friend to msg me
26:17 <Tisk> see if she got game time
27:12 <amelia> ohh i see
27:44 <Tisk> i sort like this friend heaps
28:14 <Tisk> but she wont visit cause i drink and then lose it in msgs
28:39 <amelia> that is understandable
28:44 <Tisk> i know
29:16 <Tisk> when i first saw her picture
29:28 <Tisk> i went omg
29:52 <Tisk> cried about 1000 times cause of my stupidity
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30:45 <Tisk> who the hell is vice
30:47 <Tisk> ?
36:14 <Tisk> sockzie is sitting on arm rest of my computer chair
37:53 <amelia> she wants pats
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06:42 <steven_> ahaaa
06:47 <steven_> im going to bed
06:59 <steven_> i seen sarah and cried
07:01 <steven_> night
08:01 Mode: (by bios) +o steven_
08:24 Mode: (by bios) +ooo emma damian SoupNazi
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47:50 <Mx_Trump> loolololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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59:36 <Tisk> Mx_Trump,
59:43 <Tisk> come here i cut your nuts off
59:53 <Tisk> u faggot fucken poofter cunt
00:17 <nate> LOL
00:23 <Mx_Trump> Tisk
00:26 <Mx_Trump> ive got lsd
00:27 <Mx_Trump> weed
00:30 <Mx_Trump> and your favourite jenkem
00:34 <Mx_Trump> all for you cheap price
00:36 <Tisk> i got a knife with ya balls names on it
00:42 <Mx_Trump> just do what u did last time for me, one blow job and the drugs are yours
00:56 <Tisk> go fuck yourself
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01:09 <Mx_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:58 <Mx_Trump> he got banned from sydney
19:01 <Mx_Trump> he must be drinking
19:05 <Mx_Trump> prolly started at 8am
04:33 <steven_> loooooooooooooooool
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19:48 <Mx_Trump> <Tisk> its all about you loving me not about you what you clue to do you
19:48 <Mx_Trump> <Tisk> bottle of merlot
19:48 <Mx_Trump> <Tisk> fucken stoned too
19:50 <Mx_Trump> hes fried
19:52 <Mx_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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21:21 <Tisk> for fuck sake
21:25 <Tisk> #nerdhacks
21:28 <Tisk> lols
21:41 <Tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDbrGPy-x-A
21:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: one crack the e (Jun 26, 2015) Length: 2:04 - Category: Music - 7 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:29 <Mx_Trump> why is your music so bad Tisk?
22:39 <Tisk> its bad in good ways
22:58 <Tisk> you got shit stereo
23:01 <Tisk> works good on mine
26:11 <Tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-51nLJsXHc
26:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Trance Space 2015 traxx (Oct 29, 2015) Length: 4:21 - Category: Music - 21 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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26:40 <TiskPiSSsSSssSs> Tisk faaaaagoootttttttttttt
26:48 <nate> wots dis wat dat
27:03 <TiskPiSSsSSssSs> Tisk did you know sarah was really a man??
27:43 <nate> roll him over!
27:57 <TiskPiSSsSSssSs> lol
28:00 <Tisk> thats alright
28:04 <Tisk> where is he
28:10 <Tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKVBjKqty0M
28:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Names Fucken Chris Alright Techno 2015 (Sep 13, 2015) Length: 0 - Category: Music - 60 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
28:19 <TiskPiSSsSSssSs> Tisk loves the cock!!
28:20 <TiskPiSSsSSssSs> Tisk loves the cock!!
28:57 <TiskPiSSsSSssSs> no one listens to your shit music
29:02 <TiskPiSSsSSssSs> only you
29:03 <Mx_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
29:05 <Mx_Trump> breaker's back
29:38 <TiskPiSSsSSssSs> where?
29:49 <TiskPiSSsSSssSs> i heard he had a breakdown
30:28 <Mx_Trump> ^^^
30:46 <TiskPiSSsSSssSs> me?
30:49 <TiskPiSSsSSssSs> lol
30:51 <TiskPiSSsSSssSs> \no
33:12 <steven_> loooooooooool
34:32 <steven_> breakerr never left
35:34 <nate> hes at jens 1 hour oral
36:59 <Mx_Trump> he never left, but its his first 'public performance' for a while
37:02 <Mx_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
37:26 <Mx_Trump> a stoned tisk brought him out of hiding
37:29 <Mx_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
38:14 Quit: TiskPiSSsSSssSs ([email protected]) Quit: Mx_Trump <<< lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll RETARD
38:56 <Mx_Trump> roflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ pollock
38:59 * Mx_Trump slaps sfx around a bit with a large trout
41:25 <steven_> haha
41:31 <steven_> i think its funny they all tease tisk
41:40 <steven_> they are just as bad
41:47 <steven_> PS - he got wit jen
41:49 <Mx_Trump> Tisk is alright, Tisk is my mate
41:57 * Mx_Trump hugs Tisk
42:00 <nate> is this true tisk
42:04 Mode: (by steven_) +h Tisk
42:05 <nate> Mx_Trump and tisk besties
42:12 Mode: (by steven_) +oo nate Mx_Trump
42:15 <steven_> im going to the beach
42:17 <steven_> back soon kids
42:21 <Mx_Trump> take pics
42:27 <nate> take Mx_Trump
42:38 <Mx_Trump> no beached whale pics tho. ie. of emma
42:41 <Mx_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
42:54 <steven_> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
42:59 <steven_> bbs
43:15 <Mx_Trump> take pics steven_ or dont bother coming back
43:17 <Mx_Trump> understand?
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47:23 <Tisk> thats a puppy
47:31 <Tisk> or a cute thing
47:35 <Tisk> its like
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49:44 Kick: Tisk was kicked by bios (flood)
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50:02 <Tisk> I'LL RIP YOUR SOUL OUT
50:04 <Tisk> I'LL RIP YOUR SOUL OUT
52:04 <nate> rip out the flesh light
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59:21 Kick: Tisk was kicked by bios (flood)
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21:10 <Tisk> this sucks
21:19 <Tisk> i cant say what does
21:31 <Tisk> but you ort to go get fuckied
21:38 <vice> fuck off
21:41 <Tisk> what
21:51 <Tisk> nah
21:53 <Tisk> thanx
22:05 <Tisk> wasnt what i was wanting
22:14 <Tisk> but does the job
22:36 <Tisk> works pretty good
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28:02 <vice> yeh what work you doing Tisk?
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05:55 <vice> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12279226_1702761869959254_5119807632529449401_n.jpg?oh=0949c59074d9f53127fdfbf1370e6274&oe=56ED913B
18:15 <BlackDevil> should zline you for that
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24:03 <thestig> oh jesus
30:02 <BlackDevil> whats with people
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31:50 <BlackDevil> i think i cleaned up all the violations that accord
32:23 <thestig> yep
33:14 <BlackDevil> sept loopdog
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34:39 <thestig> oh loopydog still lurking
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04:52 <nate> what will loopy do without nerdhacks!
05:02 <nate> visit steven of course
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55:56 <Buttluver> BrotherAli you faggot cocksucker
56:17 <Buttluver> tisk you weak cunt
56:20 <Buttluver> i'll smash you
57:45 <nate> lol butty;p
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02:04 <Buttluver> nate
02:06 <Buttluver> how are you
02:11 <ning> Buttluver how are u?
02:21 <Buttluver> ning I am well
02:36 <ning> that is great
02:38 <ning> Tisk how are you?
02:44 <Buttluver> he is shit
02:51 <Buttluver> because he can't afford turps and cordial
03:19 <nate> ning give tisk a kiss!
04:01 * ning kiss's tisk
04:09 <ning> be nice to tisk not mean
04:43 <Buttluver> tisk wants a woman to be mean to ihm
07:41 <ning> yes thats why jen was teasing him
09:08 <Buttluver> tisk
09:13 <Buttluver> you mentally retarded arsesniffer
09:36 <Buttluver> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12241453_1702766529958788_7779113855878791066_n.jpg?oh=94eb53509a3de99d19579dececb27ccf&oe=56F9AE12&__gda__=1458733338_a404185706736866594e78609a5a9932
09:39 <Buttluver> look at you
09:43 <Buttluver> you're fucking deranged
09:57 <Tisk> cool
16:16 <Buttluver> shit chris
16:25 <Buttluver> i bet you wouldn't feel it if I smashed a hammer on your head
16:49 <Tisk> cool
17:09 <Tisk> just bash me end me
17:25 <Tisk> had a fucken enough of mind games
17:48 <ning> yeh
17:50 <ning> tisk
17:56 <ning> let me ask you something about your unit
18:01 <ning> do you 100% own it?
19:55 <Tisk> coffee lols
20:03 <ning> Tisk
20:05 <ning> answer me
20:12 <Tisk> i dont know u
20:20 <Tisk> why the fuck should i
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21:26 <ning> hi Mei
21:41 <Mei> hi
22:05 <ning> what is for dinner 2night Mei?
22:18 <nate> tisk will give blowies in his hellish unit;p
23:09 <ning> tisk will rape his own dad
23:36 <nate> tisk has a dad?
24:28 <ning> yeh
24:35 <ning> Mei you should talk to tisk
24:37 <ning> he is lonely
24:39 <ning> single
24:45 <Mei> single is boring
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24:54 <Mei> I need guys with gfs or wives
24:57 <Mei> ect
24:58 <ning> sup Zade
25:06 <Zade> hello ning
25:12 <ning> hows it going man?
25:18 <Zade> ok ta and yourself?
25:22 <ning> yeh doing great
25:28 <ning> missed you around this place
25:49 <ning> are you from sydney Zade?
25:51 <Zade> oh ok
25:56 <Zade> nope melb
26:05 <ning> ahh melb
26:07 <ning> cool
26:15 <ning> well you should come here fuck melb chan off
26:20 <ning> nerdhacks is the future of austnet
26:26 <ning> plus we dont ban
26:34 <ning> its against our rules
26:45 <Zade> ok cool
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46:21 <ning> hahah ratwood is back
46:28 <ning> ratwood enterprises
46:59 <nate> YAY!
47:08 <nate> slinky has a new girlfriend 2
47:14 <ning> does he?
47:17 * smashmouse dances to the beat of nate
47:19 <ning> kirsten?
47:30 <steven_> his roommate
47:36 <ning> his room mate?
47:39 <ning> he lives at home
47:53 <ning> if you live in public housing you cant charge cunts rent
48:01 <nate> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrJlCHOCEAAMuNz.jpg
48:01 <ning> ratwoods gunna get evicted
48:03 <nate> here she is
48:06 <steven_> ahahahah
48:20 <ning> LOL
48:23 <ning> no this is his gf
48:44 <smashmouse> i can charge someone board
48:46 <Tisk> chris gets all the bitches
48:56 <smashmouse> it's not public either
49:36 <nate> chris is he hot
49:37 <smashmouse> that chicks ass is choice
51:31 <Tisk> chris gets all the bitches
51:50 <steven_> loooooool
51:55 <ning> http://imgur.com/wZQ518m
52:04 <ning> slinky_j's gf
52:21 <smashmouse> LOL!!
52:26 <smashmouse> perfect
52:31 <smashmouse> PERFECTION!
52:36 <steven_> chris gives all the bitches stitches
52:46 <ning> chris is a rapist and woman basher
53:01 <nate> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a4/ae/65/a4ae65026f5a48c7920309f8c1a65bbb.jpg
53:02 <steven_> some woman need to be bashed
53:04 <nate> here she is!
53:14 <ning> yes they do steven_
53:15 <ning> i agree
53:23 <ning> amelia is one of them
53:25 <steven_> some need a nice hard cock
53:30 <ning> so is jen
53:44 <steven_> all good bitches like a nice hard bone
54:04 <steven_> not a soft one, sorry guys!
54:14 <amelia> i beg your fucking pardon
54:23 <ning> amelia i love u
54:25 <nate> im oskar soft :D
54:26 <ning> ill be back later
54:27 <Tisk> i beg a carton
54:29 <nate> dead soft
54:31 <Tisk> beer
54:34 <ning> im going to the pub to get some ice and beer
54:36 <ning> love u jen
54:37 <ning> <3
54:40 <nate> tisk is super hard
54:42 <Tisk> chris gets all the bitches and you get none
54:43 <ning> tisk fuck off
54:45 <ning> neck urself
54:49 <steven_> hahahaa
54:52 <Tisk> now u start
54:56 Mode: (by bios) +o steven_
55:15 <nate> jealous of tisks big DICK!
55:21 <nate> slam it on the table
55:32 <nate> and say look here!
55:43 Mode: (by bios) +hhhh Tisk nate Mei amelia
55:44 Mode: (by bios) +hhhh ning smashmouse Xenon Zade
55:45 <nate> den say wots dis wats dat
55:55 <steven_> wots dis in 5 fucking minutes
56:15 Mode: (by nate) +vvv BrotherAli Buttluver undergrounder
56:22 <nate> Brothersmelly!
56:31 <Tisk> i know u want my cock amelia
56:32 <steven_> someone gimme a song to listen to
56:37 <steven_> from this year atleast
56:48 <Tisk> chris gets all the bitches and you get none
57:05 <amelia> m8 you keep that cock in your lil unit ya hear me
57:21 <Tisk> in you unit box
57:27 <steven_> hahah
57:28 <Tisk> haha
57:36 <steven_> yeh use amelia box for storage chris
57:41 <Tisk> yeah
57:56 <amelia> my box has a strict "no chris" policy
58:00 <steven_> you might not be able to fill it up doe
58:02 <Tisk> bullshit
58:13 <amelia> steven you wanna fight m8
58:16 <amelia> kick your bong over
58:20 <steven_> bullshit!
58:23 <steven_> i'd have to kill you the
58:23 <Tisk> b ullshit
58:24 <amelia> fuckin take dat
58:24 <steven_> n
58:32 <Tisk> dat at at whats this
58:33 <steven_> drag you around by the hair
58:39 <steven_> wots dis!?!?!!?
58:40 <steven_> wots dis!?!?!!?
58:42 <steven_> BAD!
58:44 <amelia> wots dis wots dat
58:54 <smashmouse> ty
59:21 <steven_> at the beach today
59:22 <Tisk> call me christmas and i will stoke the fire
59:28 <steven_> there was this massive lizzard running around
59:34 <smashmouse> if u dont want ur penis u can have sex change surgery, then u got a little storage space for your weeed
59:37 <amelia> I went beach too
59:42 <smashmouse> or your n64 cartrige
59:42 <amelia> which one you go
59:45 <steven_> trig
59:48 <steven_> and hillarys
00:12 <steven_> pretty much from trig to hillaryz
00:17 <amelia> oh yah i went scarb
00:31 <steven_> i just sun tanned
00:35 <steven_> for my fans on twitch
00:51 <amelia> yah gotta be nicely sunkissed for dem
00:54 <amelia> keep em happy
00:57 <amelia> lookin sharp
01:24 <steven_> it was all good
01:28 <steven_> untill i took off my shoes
01:38 <steven_> i waas like, fuck look at the dinosaur nails
01:39 <steven_> aahhaha
01:49 <nate> is this at the beach
01:54 <amelia> that is truly disgusting
01:56 <nate> did u check out amelias bubble?
02:06 <steven_> nuh i was busy working on my tan
02:08 <Tisk> i burst it
02:11 <steven_> no time to check out anyone else
02:17 <steven_> i checked out a lizzard aswell
02:25 <nate> tisk did u bang it dat hard it burst all over you
02:35 <steven_> i was jelly of the girth of his tail
04:04 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@*kiwi*irc*
08:46 Quit: Mx_Trump ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
12:30 <Buttluver> tisk
12:37 <Buttluver> you're a dumb fuckknuckle
12:40 Part: Mei ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
12:43 <Buttluver> go pretend to be a train
12:50 <Tisk> fuk u
12:54 <Tisk> cock sucker
13:12 <Buttluver> no one can suck your cock
13:17 <steven_> gimme dat "CHOO CHOO"
13:17 <Buttluver> you can't get it hard
13:26 <steven_> gimme dat "WEEE WEEE"
13:40 <Buttluver> tisk
13:40 <Buttluver> i'll fucking deck you cunt
13:42 <steven_> running my hands frew your phro
14:02 <Tisk> boring
14:04 <steven_> na man
14:07 <steven_> tisk has the reach
14:09 <steven_> and the skills
14:17 <steven_> to put you away in the first 5 minutes
15:03 <Buttluver> he'll dance like a drunk robot
15:06 <Buttluver> and fall over on his face
15:09 <steven_> hahaha
15:13 <Buttluver> and break his own teeth
15:30 <steven_> will your game plan be.. "wait 5 fucking minutes, he should fall over by then"
16:13 <steven_> speaking of fights
16:17 <steven_> ufc is on now
16:18 <steven_> bbs
16:45 <Buttluver> yes steven_
16:53 <Buttluver> I'll just move out of his way and let him fall over himself
17:09 <steven_> stick to the game plan
17:13 <steven_> and you will come out on top
17:37 <Buttluver> tisk calls 000 because he gets lonely
19:36 <amelia> running my hands frew your phro
20:00 <Buttluver> amelia give tisk your number
20:07 <Buttluver> so he stops hassling 000 operators
20:37 <amelia> 0422 359 441
20:50 <Tisk> lols
20:53 <Tisk> sure
21:04 <amelia> CaLL Me MaYBe
21:13 <amelia> *blushes*
21:30 <Buttluver> i called that number
21:34 <Buttluver> it was a dude
22:00 <Buttluver> tisk should accept he's gay
22:02 <Buttluver> like nate has
22:12 <amelia> i jus have a strong voice ok
23:42 <smashmouse> if channel 9 is going HD then 90 GEM isnt HD like I thought?
23:43 <steven_> http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Ricardo_Lamas_vs_Diego_Sanchez_UFC_Fight_Night_78_Part_1/10113948
29:49 Join: nuthin ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
29:50 Mode: (by bios) +b *!*@*kiwi*irc*
29:50 Kick: nuthin was kicked by bios (Banned: requested)
30:56 <steven_> http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Ricardo_Lamas_vs_Diego_Sanchez_UFC_Fight_Night_78_Part_2/10113949
31:38 <Buttluver> smashmouse: hi slinky
31:45 <Buttluver> you fucked up cunt
41:30 <nate> i am only gay cause Buttluver has a nice bOOtay!
41:37 <nate> and a button nose
42:11 <amelia> https://youtu.be/QolU_eRIzcE
42:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I've mc fallen (Nov 12, 2015) Length: 0:07 - Category: People & Blogs - 3,491 views - 30 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
42:20 <amelia> i reckon i watch this every day
42:26 <amelia> prob 6x a day
43:07 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE6VMvSOYdA
43:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fat People Falling So Funny (Nov 19, 2014) Length: 4:39 - Category: Entertainment - 9,497,683 views - 20,126 likes (75.7%), 6,451 dislikes (24.3%)
43:34 <amelia> AHAHAHA
43:39 <amelia> i love the title
45:13 <amelia> "i came in like a wre.." *stacks it*
45:17 <amelia> HAHA
45:48 <amelia> AHAHAAHJA nathaniel the handstand girl
56:14 <ning> where is jen hun?
56:19 <ning> still getting cocks
56:34 <ning> !seen jen
58:47 <ning> amelia
58:48 <ning> call me
00:52 <amelia> ok
00:56 <amelia> digits
02:28 <ning> 0406306707
02:29 <ning> call me
03:25 <steven_> without putting your number on private
03:27 <steven_> mwahaha
03:37 <ning> yeh
03:42 <ning> that would be a good idea too
04:08 <amelia> ok i call now
04:11 <steven_> haha
04:16 <steven_> i was going to get emma to call
04:19 <steven_> and pretend to be you
04:38 <ning> lol
04:42 <ning> get emma to call me
04:47 <steven_> she already did
04:58 <steven_> few weeks ago
05:10 <ning> did she?
05:11 <ning> when?
05:13 <steven_> yeh
05:16 <steven_> you answered
05:18 <steven_> but never spoke
05:19 <steven_> hahahaa
05:22 <amelia> yah
05:23 <ning> tell her to call me again
05:24 <amelia> pliv is scated
05:29 <amelia> will not answer
05:36 <ning> amelia call me and i will
05:40 <ning> dont pretend
05:40 <amelia> i jus did
05:43 <ning> no u didnt
05:45 <amelia> don't talk shit
05:48 <amelia> i will screen shot it
05:49 <ning> my phone is right here
05:51 <amelia> on my phone
05:53 <ning> screenshot it then
05:57 <steven_> haha
05:59 <ning> if u ring once it registers as a call
05:59 <steven_> last dialed
06:02 <steven_> 'male sexline'
06:02 <ning> u can ring and hang up
06:05 <ning> still says u called
06:08 <ning> nobody called me
06:10 <amelia> you lie
06:10 <ning> call me properly
06:14 <ning> and ill talk to u
06:17 <amelia> ok
06:28 <ning> no lies
08:03 <ning> hahaha
08:07 <ning> amelia is hot voice
08:09 <amelia> ahahahahahaahahahahaha
08:09 <steven_> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
08:11 <ning> sounds abit like my gf
08:17 <ning> or was that emma?
08:22 <amelia> pliv doesn't know how to talk into a phone
08:23 <ning> if so emma is hot coon voice
08:27 <amelia> sounds so soft
08:34 <ning> nah amelia i think its bad reception or something
08:37 <amelia> I AM TALKIN INTO THE FUCKIN PHONE
08:40 <ning> i couldnt hardly hear u
08:42 <amelia> ahahaha
08:46 <ning> but u sound hot
08:48 <ning> call me later
08:50 <ning> <3
08:53 <nate> sexy!!!!!
09:03 <ning> i was trying to say to you
09:08 <ning> "i wonder if jen sounds as hot as u"
09:25 <nate> jen hottest!
09:26 <ning> amelia u are coming to sydney to see me
09:29 <ning> no ifs or buts
09:32 <ning> you are 100%
10:04 <ning> no wonder ratwood got a pet rat and named it after you
10:09 <steven_> ahahahahhahhahaa
10:10 <ning> im going to name my gfs pussy amelia
10:40 <amelia> you should hear brettys voice
10:43 <amelia> husky
11:00 <steven_> i sound like micheal jackson
11:07 <amelia> AHAHAH
11:12 <steven_> mwhaahaha
11:38 <amelia> I'm takin pup to the dog wash
11:46 <amelia> bbl
12:30 <ning> yum
12:33 <ning> dogwash this late?
12:36 <ning> wait its 7pm
12:38 <ning> its 10pm here
12:44 <ning> amelia call me when ur there with ur dog
12:46 <ning> get it to bark at me
13:16 <steven_> jen will be upset now
13:41 Quit: thestig ([email protected]) Quit:
15:07 Join: thestig ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
15:33 <thestig> lolllllllllllllllllllll
15:53 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:05 <thestig> a new romance blossoms
16:19 <ning> fuck jen
16:39 <ning> i just want her pussy
16:51 <steven_> nate
16:55 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/95keer
17:34 <nate> SoupNazis pic ;D
21:01 <ning> LOl SoupNazi
21:03 <ning> what a loser
21:45 <nate> give him a kiss ning
24:30 Join: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) to #nerdhacks
26:29 Part: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) from #nerdhacks
37:23 <ning> hahahaha
44:06 <steven_> ah fuck
44:13 <steven_> i just went for a bike ride
44:39 <steven_> what happened to #pd
45:35 <xm> dunno
45:41 <xm> seems to be down by about 10+
46:05 <steven_> this channels competition
46:15 <xm> hahaha
46:20 <xm> is that why you never stay for long
46:23 <nate> ning get in there
46:26 <nate> upset them
46:38 <steven_> i like to stick to this channel
46:51 <xm> steven, im sure you only go to other channels to recruit
47:02 <steven_> haha i dont recruit
47:15 <xm> with all your talk of the paradise on austnet where everyone gets @s
47:17 <xm> access socialism
47:23 <steven_> haha
47:28 <nate> as amelia would say sllaaaart steven bi cep curl xm
47:50 <steven_> yeh it was a marketing thing =p
48:02 <steven_> the @ was a sence of aceptance
48:25 <xm> is spanishguy12 accepted yet
48:30 <xm> it's his life dream
48:31 <steven_> has he confirmed?
48:37 <xm> was he added for real?
48:40 <nate> spaaanish carnt
48:41 <steven_> na
49:03 <steven_> only the elite
49:23 <steven_> just think in a few more months
49:30 <ning> brign spansiihguy in
49:32 <steven_> if i can convince you guys to leave every other channel
49:38 <ning> steven_
49:39 <steven_> we will rule this network
49:42 <ning> im getting heaps of ppl in here
49:45 <xm> have you ever shown your son your IRC screen and gone, "one day son, this will all be yours"
49:51 <xm> lmao steven_
49:52 <steven_> yes many times
49:58 Join: occie78 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
49:59 <ning> hahahahaha
49:59 <steven_> i have shown him my throne
50:01 <ning> sick cunt occie78
50:09 <ning> occie78's from my old areas
50:14 <occie78> heya all
50:15 <ning> occie78 we got sluts in here and good ppl
50:17 <ning> say what u want
50:19 <ning> nobody ban u man
50:25 <xm> "daddy show me the pics of the sluts. i wanna finga bang 'em"
50:28 <occie78> sluts???
50:30 <steven_> ahahhaa
50:31 <ning> #melbourne is gay chan
50:36 <ning> full of fuckwits
50:38 <occie78> lol i am only in there for liinda
50:42 <ning> yeh liinda is a slut
50:45 <ning> keep working on her
50:47 <ning> u can get her
50:48 <occie78> lol
51:07 <ning> how come u live in melb now?
51:07 <occie78> ill try my best
51:10 <steven_> get her in here
51:16 <steven_> hahaha
51:17 <occie78> i moved here in 2000
51:21 <steven_> girls = good marketing
51:23 <occie78> met my wife on irc
51:25 <steven_> its what you guys come here for
51:26 <steven_> hahaahahhaa
51:30 <occie78> actually and moved to melbourne
51:32 <occie78> then just settled
51:33 <xm> i initially came here for emma
51:37 <steven_> ahhaahhahaa
51:41 <xm> but then i stayed for the convos
51:41 <steven_> she is another marketing move
51:55 <steven_> i know the tricks of the trade
51:56 <occie78> ok where is emma
52:00 <xm> you sure do
52:02 <steven_> i once ran this network
52:13 <steven_> owned the biggest channel
52:19 <steven_> and like this one it was also unregistered
52:28 <xm> "Once We Were IRC Warriors"
52:36 <xm> best movie
52:45 <nate> lol
52:45 <xm> #warez was it?
52:49 <steven_> ye
52:51 <steven_> then i left
52:56 <xm> didnt it get banned
52:56 <steven_> went to jail to sort some people out
53:04 <xm> i remember people getting booted off for joining i think
53:05 <steven_> came back and people like kodak were known figures
53:05 <xm> lol
53:08 <xm> looooooooooool
53:19 <occie78> irc used to be awesome
53:27 <steven_> i got back on here
53:31 <occie78> there used to be hundreds of people on sydney and melbourne
53:35 <steven_> and didnt know anyone from back in the day
53:36 <occie78> and sububs used to have channels
53:53 <occie78> fuck i feel like an old war veteran returning after 50 yeas
53:56 <steven_> so i had to settle with you guys
54:22 <steven_> no we are an army
54:25 <xm> wow steven_ that cuts man
54:39 <occie78> thanks steven - i dont even know u and i am offended
54:39 <occie78> lol
54:44 <steven_> haahahahaa
55:08 <steven_> i will leave the fort to one of you guys one day
55:11 <occie78> ok seriously now
55:18 <xm> i bet it'd be bretty
55:19 <occie78> which girls are easy on the channel?
55:26 <steven_> Jen
55:27 <xm> coz he'll be the father of 'your' second child
55:31 <xm> :P
55:39 <occie78> just look for phone sex for now and then hook up later for some 1 on 1 action
55:46 <occie78> if she brings a friend im fine with that too
55:47 <occie78> lol
55:52 <ning> occie78
55:52 <occie78> who is Jen
55:55 <steven_> occie78, jens number is 0406306707
55:56 <steven_> ring her
55:57 <ning> that picard cunt is a 45 year old pedo
56:02 <steven_> tell me what she sounds like
56:06 <ning> he is fully fucked
56:09 <thestig> steven dont give out jens number bro
56:12 <ning> dwarf looking cunt
56:14 <steven_> hahaah
56:15 <occie78> lol
56:19 <ning> yeh ring jen if u want
56:26 <steven_> she told me to give it to all the hot guys
56:28 <ning> she might take cock out of her mouth
56:33 <ning> to answer phone
56:36 <steven_> so i give it to breaker
56:36 <xm> that wouldnt surprise me if picard is
56:45 <ning> he is a pure pedo
57:09 <occie78> wowska has told me about jen before
57:21 <xm> "Jared Fogle, for your pure pedo, I hereby sentence you for life with no parole!"
57:28 <steven_> who is wowska
57:39 <xm> ive seen that nick before
57:44 <xm> not sure who she/he is
57:49 <steven_> same i think they have been on my network
59:05 <occie78> i feel i am getting played
59:06 <occie78> lol
00:47 <xm> it's possible. steven_ is infamous for that sort of shit
01:35 <xm> i was talking to steven_ on twitch once and demanded to speak to emma, he stood up and left, but then came back with his pants down and put his butt on the camera
01:41 <xm> spoke hi pitched and went
01:42 <xm> "
01:43 <steven_> hahahaaha
01:45 <xm> hi xm im emma"
01:48 <steven_> sounds normal
01:50 <nate> im farting alot, xm be my friend:)
01:50 <steven_> for me
01:52 <thestig> lolll
02:02 <steven_> im thinking about streaming
02:07 <steven_> ripping bongs
02:17 <steven_> im a mess doe been in the sun all day
02:23 <nate> tisk did a bong ripping video hes the master
02:41 <xm> i want to hear you freestyle rap steven_
02:49 <xm> read every line off IRC but turn it into rap
03:01 <steven_> http://services.nerdhacks.net/stats/nerdhacks.html
03:03 <xm> then i take it and make the #nh anthem
03:38 <nate> "i swear this chat is just full of retards"
03:39 <nate> lol
03:43 <steven_> hahahahahahahaah
03:48 <nate> n doubt
03:48 <steven_> you refresh every hour
03:51 <steven_> and it changes
04:06 <nate> ning be my retard :)
04:22 <occie78> ning and nate
04:25 <nate> i desp tonight
04:27 <occie78> sound good together
04:44 <nate> new song out steven_ u may like it
05:07 <steven_> BlackDev1l has quite a potty mouth. 49.2% words were foul language.
05:07 <steven_> FancyColt860272 also makes sailors blush, 40.4% of the time.
05:16 <steven_> hahaa
05:25 <steven_> OG BlackDev1l
07:37 <occie78> is anyone french here?
09:24 <ning> occie78
09:29 <ning> amelia is also hot
09:32 <ning> and jen is antoherir3r
09:33 <ning> from melb
09:40 <ning> go for her u will get sex
10:08 <ning> * katatonic_kate01 - fat ranga bushpig
10:09 <ning> occie78
10:12 <ning> dont bother with her
10:15 <occie78> ok
10:16 <ning> she's fat pig with kid
10:16 <steven_> my new watch
10:18 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/funkyouentertainment/videos/426681227456495/?theater
10:18 <ning> retard
10:36 <ning> <katatonic_kate01> fuck no! I'm a married woman!
10:45 <ning> she was going to leave her husband for an irc guy last year this time
11:04 <ning> she comes on here to talk about cocks with maurice faux and serenity
11:13 <occie78> ok ok
11:15 <occie78> let me start here
11:19 <nate> ning yeah girl talk :D
11:24 <nate> join in brah
11:34 <occie78> ok skipping kate
11:46 <occie78> i am talking to jen..she actually seems nice
11:55 <occie78> amelia - she doesnt seem to talk much
12:04 <nate> amelia will come around shes shy!
12:17 <occie78> i am good with shy
12:24 <occie78> i like challenges
13:10 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/funkyouentertainment/videos/428504240607527/?theater
13:56 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/funkyouentertainment/videos/427488324042452/?theater
14:04 Join: ella23 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
14:16 * ning slaps ella23 around a bit with a large trout
14:31 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/funkyouentertainment/videos/426683690789582/?theater
14:42 * ella23 slaps ning around a bit with a large trout
16:10 Join: DrGore ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
17:12 <ning> welcome
17:18 <DrGore> hey
17:25 <ning> ignore all ASD
17:27 <ning> they are losers
17:48 <steven_> hahhahhaaahhhaahaahah
18:44 <ella23> asd?
18:59 Part: ella23 ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
19:25 <amelia> good chat ella, c u next time babez
19:41 <occie78> she didnt think much of us amelia
19:47 <steven_> hahahah
19:52 <amelia> h8r
19:59 <steven_> her identd was jarrad
20:04 <amelia> ahahahaha
20:06 <steven_> so her may be a him?
20:13 <steven_> catfished
20:19 <amelia> isn't that the subway ped
20:30 <amelia> exposed
22:54 <occie78> ok so what do we talk about in here?
23:07 <amelia> no much
23:15 <amelia> we pretty much jus abuse one another
23:28 <amelia> Buttluver generally gets the ball rolling
23:31 <occie78> lol nice answer amelia
23:57 <amelia> but nate will drop a homo line every now n then or tell us about how much hes farting
24:22 <amelia> all in all, gud chats
24:27 <occie78> nate - is that ning's bitch?
25:58 <amelia> yes
26:04 <occie78> cool
26:10 <occie78> where u from amelia
27:22 <DrGore> very hot
27:25 <DrGore> so thirsty
29:22 Quit: DrGore ([email protected]) Quit:
30:05 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@*kiwi*irc*
33:02 <amelia> man up
33:58 <xm> steven_: have you ever lit up a ciggie with a welding torch?
34:20 Nick: smashmouse is now known as BreadedChicken
35:01 <ning> love u amelia
35:08 <xm> occie78: i hope your pantry and fridge are clean. we like to look people's pantries and fridges here
35:08 * BreadedChicken lights his ciggies with cigar butts
35:22 <BreadedChicken> Pro hobo style
35:28 <ning> <Glenn> ning, most of AustNet's retards and losers hang out in #NerdHacks these days. Makes it easy to identify them when they come here, even before they shoot their mouths off! :)
36:00 <amelia> you should prob take a pic of your fridge now in preparation for when beetty is next online actually
36:01 <nate> i am fartANG!
36:31 <ning> bretty will be on tonight
37:02 <ning> occie78
37:06 <ning> you are talking to jen?
37:11 <xm> occie78: and by being in this channel you've waived your rights to sue #nh for sexual harassment when nate fondles ur butt
37:39 <xm> at first when nate squeezed me butt i flinched, but now im used to it
37:46 <xm> sort of like how niggers in africa are used to flies
37:53 <nate> WORT!
38:02 <amelia> droppin n bomba
38:05 <amelia> bombs
38:07 <xm> it takes time, but you get there
38:18 <ning> lol
38:21 <ning> i want nate to finger me
38:26 <BreadedChicken> kaffers
38:41 <nate> they call me bacteria fingers nate
38:42 <BreadedChicken> kaffir*
38:53 <xm> nate has studied the human anatomy for his PT course, he can find ur g-spot before you even know his fingers are up there
39:08 <BreadedChicken> I like to kick back with a six pack and watch leo call a black guy a kaffir in Blood Diamond
39:10 <nate> doctor nate :D
39:18 <BreadedChicken> watch him say it over and over to get the hate out.
39:31 <nate> slinky where have u been!
39:42 <BreadedChicken> iunno
39:42 <amelia> https://youtu.be/QolU_eRIzcE
39:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I've mc fallen (Nov 12, 2015) Length: 0:07 - Category: People & Blogs - 3,616 views - 30 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
39:49 <amelia> i still can't stop watching it
39:54 <nate> did u go on a rant and got banned?
40:02 <BreadedChicken> oh
40:02 <amelia> prob the best 7 seconds of my life
40:06 <nate> slinks time of the week
40:07 <xm> would you like me to make a song out of it 4 u amelia
40:07 <BreadedChicken> posted someones pic n got banned
40:09 <BreadedChicken> lol
40:16 <xm> whose pic
40:16 <steven_> ask glenn why he is no longer in #ASD
40:18 <amelia> xm i would love that
40:20 <xm> and who banned youi
40:20 <BreadedChicken> dunno now
40:25 <steven_> /msg asd listadmin
40:30 <BreadedChicken> BlackDevil i heard
40:31 <steven_> looks like he got de-moted
40:32 <steven_> haha
40:39 <xm> yeah, i just see BlackDevil doing all that z-lining
40:45 <nate> shoulda sucked a dick to keep his position ;L
40:45 <xm> he seems most active for that
40:57 <xm> LOL what demoted?
41:10 <BreadedChicken> this The Verdict panel show is hilarious
41:17 <nate> the higest post of all irc opper
41:37 <steven_> yeh glenn has been removed
41:43 <steven_> he doesnt even join #ASD now
41:44 <steven_> hahahah
41:50 <xm> i wonder what that was over
41:53 <xm> #sydney bots?
41:55 <steven_> ask him
41:56 <steven_> hahahhaha
42:02 <xm> no! do tell
42:10 <xm> he is hardly around
42:11 <BreadedChicken> oh sik moit
42:19 <BreadedChicken> that lambie minister is on the panel
42:27 <BreadedChicken> laugh a minute MATE!
42:49 <occie78> i fucken hate this verdict show
42:51 <xm> the entire PuP is funny
43:07 <xm> they will be wiped out next election
43:12 <BreadedChicken> me too
43:22 <BreadedChicken> you gotta find the comedy in it
43:36 <BreadedChicken> man that guy has a basketball for a forehead
44:06 <BreadedChicken> that sand nigger next to him gots Ercle glasses on
45:20 <nate> slinky is BAACK!
45:37 <BreadedChicken> git on yur back babby
48:14 <BreadedChicken> nate lets watch this doco about Ladyboys ;D
52:51 <ning> welcome
52:56 <ning> is jen hun here?
53:01 <ning> xm
53:03 <ning> bring tigger_ here
53:23 <ning> spanishguy will be here soon
54:28 Join: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
55:05 Quit: Zade ([email protected]) Quit:
55:19 <ning> <SpanishGuy12> who are you and I was suppose to be given permanent ops n nothing ?
55:19 <ning> <ning> just ask again
55:19 <ning> <ning> come in
55:19 <ning> <ning> we like u man
55:19 <ning> <SpanishGuy12> make me permanent ops if u all like me so much
55:19 <ning> <SpanishGuy12> xm lied to me
55:24 <ning> give him ops
55:28 <ning> we want SpanishGuy12
55:39 <nate> but SpanishGuy12inches is odd ;D
55:43 <nate> welcome
55:46 <nate> lol
55:48 Part: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
55:59 <nate> ha ha
56:06 <amelia> bullies
56:21 * nate fartz on nings head happened 2 someone i know ;D
56:28 <nate> lololol
56:32 <amelia> bwahahahaha
56:37 <ning> amelia
56:38 <ning> invite him
56:40 <ning> bring him here
56:53 <amelia> no cos then he'll msg me
57:02 <nate> spanish man will ban everyone hes moody
57:04 <ning> just do it
57:06 <nate> lol
57:08 <ning> bring him in
57:11 <ning> we need him
57:15 <ning> more ppl the better
57:20 <steven_> haahhhaahaha
57:22 <nate> ning have u got his picture yet
57:23 <steven_> u were posting his convo
57:24 <amelia> change your name to tiffany
57:26 <steven_> when he was here
57:27 <steven_> haahhahahahah
57:27 <amelia> and invite him
57:30 <steven_> 100% for effort
57:35 <ning> nate i dont have it no
57:40 <ning> bring him in
57:43 <ning> seriously
57:48 <ning> xm
57:50 <ning> bring tigger_
58:01 <nate> ning u wanna ride his cow or someDANG
58:03 <steven_> we need the new chapter
58:06 <steven_> for more people
58:10 <occie78> ning - you are like a recruiter for terrorists
58:10 <occie78> lol
58:17 <steven_> jen needs to go on an adventure
58:21 <amelia> wots wrong wif the old people
58:26 <nate> jen and oskar back together for chrissy
58:28 <xm> we need a social media tag
58:31 <xm> #illridewithjen
58:32 <steven_> hahahahahaa
58:34 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
59:00 <xm> steven_, how dare you try to replace us
59:19 <amelia> fuckin jerk
59:28 <steven_> hahahaahah
59:37 <xm> i visited you everyday in prison, smuggled phones up my ass so you could IRC
59:43 <BreadedChicken> werd new people
59:44 <steven_> Important Notice: Everyone is replacable
59:51 <amelia> still, nothing is gud enough for him
59:57 <BreadedChicken> otherwise it gets like #melbourne chan
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