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07:09 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
07:09 Mode: (by grubs) +o nate
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55:36 Join: MATHEW_HIGGINS ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
55:57 <MATHEW_HIGGINS> MATHEW HIGGINS IS STILL A BLOODY WANKER
56:02 <MATHEW_HIGGINS> MATHEW HIGGINS IS STILL A BLOODY WANKER
56:03 <MATHEW_HIGGINS> MATHEW HIGGINS IS STILL A BLOODY WANKER
58:39 Quit: MATHEW_HIGGINS ([email protected]) EOF from client
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59:46 Quit: mulefooted ([email protected]) Z-Lined
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25:55 <+asscheeks> homosexual
28:14 <+asscheeks> whos that flaming homosexual !!!
42:33 <thestig> that was a good sleep
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30:36 <+asscheeks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luCpXIjMJPA
30:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swollen Members "Fear (Feat. Snak the Ripper)" Official Music Video (Jul 17, 2013) Time: 3:31 - Category: Music - 2,604,515 views - 14,046 likes (97.7%), 331 dislikes (2.3%)
30:42 <+asscheeks> real mohafukn rap
10:09 <thestig> where
38:08 Quit: thestig ([email protected]) Quit:
44:43 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
44:43 Mode: (by grubs) +o Blitzkrieg
47:39 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
47:39 Mode: (by frosty) +o anotherirc3r
48:23 <anotherirc3r> hallelujah. the train is moving!
48:36 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
48:43 <Blitzkrieg> Breakdowns rock
49:18 <anotherirc3r> oh, totally
49:22 Join: thestig ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
49:22 Mode: (by grubs) +o thestig
49:29 <thestig> ty
49:31 <anotherirc3r> can't think of anything better today
49:41 <Blitzkrieg> Breakdown with a hangover
49:46 <Blitzkrieg> Perfect match!
49:56 <Blitzkrieg> Sup stig
50:01 <thestig> nm hows u
50:21 <anotherirc3r> hush. horrible combination k
50:21 <thestig> hi anotherirc3r
50:23 <Blitzkrieg> Hungover lol
50:25 <Blitzkrieg> U?
50:31 <thestig> at work lollll
50:36 <Blitzkrieg> Same
50:39 <Blitzkrieg> Horrid combp
50:42 <anotherirc3r> heya thestig
50:43 <Blitzkrieg> Combo*
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56:02 Join: loopydog ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
56:13 <loopydog> hi there
56:17 <thestig> hi tisk
56:41 <loopydog> where is tisk
57:11 <anotherirc3r> heya loopydog
57:14 <loopydog> day off work :"O)
57:20 <loopydog> hii
57:36 <anotherirc3r> nice
57:58 <loopydog> fuk yes
57:59 <loopydog> :P
58:00 <anotherirc3r> I just want junk food and sleep atm
58:07 <anotherirc3r> first one then the other
58:23 <loopydog> im waiting for ice
58:31 <anotherirc3r> I hope not
58:48 <loopydog> im kidding :P
59:03 <anotherirc3r> good! because that's stupid
59:11 <thestig> loopy u get your half weight yet?
59:22 <loopydog> half ball
59:39 <loopydog> will be here few hrs
00:15 <thestig> dont do to much man
00:22 <loopydog> gotta go city
00:24 <loopydog> fukkn
00:48 <anotherirc3r> half ball? of what?
01:46 <thestig> of a ball
01:52 <thestig> or an 8 ball
01:59 <anotherirc3r> smartarse lol
01:59 <thestig> why they call it an 8 ball
02:03 <thestig> haha
02:20 <loopydog> hehe
02:44 <loopydog> might have shower soon
02:53 <loopydog> walk up get breakfast
02:58 <loopydog> waste bit of time
03:23 <thestig> load up before the load up
03:50 <loopydog> yer
04:43 <loopydog> so highh
06:20 <loopydog> sooo
06:22 <loopydog> fukknnn
06:24 <loopydog> highhhh
06:33 <thestig> u havent got it yet
07:03 <anotherirc3r> what's he getting?
08:35 <thestig> drugs
08:45 <anotherirc3r> I figured that lol
09:02 <thestig> just checking
09:19 <anotherirc3r> what drugs?
09:38 <thestig> he said it before <loopydog> im waiting for ice
09:50 <thestig> i thought u were winding me up lol
10:16 <anotherirc3r> then he said he was kidding?
10:41 <thestig> maybe he is maybe he isnt
10:49 <thestig> ask loopy lol
11:23 <anotherirc3r> now you're just being unhelpful
15:37 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) EOF from client
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16:03 Mode: (by frosty) +o anotherirc3r
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24:07 Join: JoePineapples ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
24:10 <JoePineapples> lo lo
28:24 Quit: loopydog ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
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28:46 <loopydog> omg its JoePineapples
29:02 <JoePineapples> mmm ?
29:10 <loopydog> JoePineapples!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29:16 <JoePineapples> allo
29:23 <loopydog> ello ello
29:24 Quit: jackassness ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
29:33 <JoePineapples> sorry loopy do i know you from another net? :)
29:37 <loopydog> ello JoePineapples
29:57 <JoePineapples> ermmm a bot?
30:02 <loopydog> every1 knows JoePineapples!!
30:10 <loopydog> EVERYONE
30:52 <loopydog> Fuckin JoePineapples aye, well i'll be fukd.
35:43 <JoePineapples> mmm ?
37:21 <loopydog> what JoePineapples speak up
38:14 Part: JoePineapples ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks
40:16 <loopydog> what a fuckhead
40:44 <loopydog> grubs
40:50 <loopydog> ur such a bitch
41:25 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
41:25 Mode: (by frosty) +o anotherirc3r
41:38 <loopydog> hey babe
42:01 <anotherirc3r> babe?
42:14 <loopydog> yes?
42:43 <anotherirc3r> why babe? lol
42:53 <loopydog> y not
43:07 <anotherirc3r> touché
43:38 <loopydog> had a shower
43:55 <loopydog> now just waiting
44:27 <anotherirc3r> so you smell like wet dog now?
44:30 <anotherirc3r> :P
45:30 <loopydog> yesss
48:26 <anotherirc3r> how attractive
48:41 <anotherirc3r> yay for express trains
52:55 Quit: loopydog ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
09:49 <Abortion> butts
13:32 <Blitzkrieg> No
18:08 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
18:10 <+Emma> poop
18:21 <Blitzkrieg> No
18:42 <Abortion> cancer
18:47 <+Emma> wee
23:20 <+Emma> coffeee time :)
23:25 <+Emma> then cleaning time :(
33:12 <Blitzkrieg> Good lil housebitch
33:16 <Blitzkrieg> Looooool
33:36 <+Emma> nooo
33:44 <+Emma> i dont want to clean
33:56 <+Emma> i have 2 hours to do it
37:17 <Abortion> you going to blast some tunes while cleaning?
38:19 <+Emma> hmmmmmmmm i should
38:25 <+Emma> good idea
49:39 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
49:39 Mode: (by grubs) +o anotherirc3r
20:11 <thestig> it is civil during the day
20:15 <thestig> hi emms
20:27 <Blitzkrieg> Very
20:29 <Blitzkrieg> I like it
20:41 <thestig> it is nice
21:13 <anotherirc3r> I'm always civil!
21:29 <thestig> fantastic
21:32 <thestig> !
21:52 <anotherirc3r> hehe and now I'm going to be more civil and go have a nap
22:40 <+Emma> yes
22:53 <+Emma> peace wont last long tho
22:54 <thestig> i need a nap
23:02 <+Emma> haha lazy fucker
23:19 <anotherirc3r> thanks m8
23:22 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
23:28 <thestig> i was beeinf nerdy last niggt and played pc games till 12 am
23:35 <+Emma> Ive cleaned 1 part of the house
23:55 <thestig> it was nice and clean before
24:00 <+Emma> haha no
24:12 <+Emma> it was dirtyy as hell
24:37 <thestig> oh the shed?
24:45 <+Emma> haha thats always like that
25:10 <thestig> lol the man cave
25:21 <+Emma> i have a spare room which is the laundry room
25:41 <+Emma> all the crap ive washed gets chucked in it then i close the door.
25:51 <thestig> haha
25:52 <+Emma> I have to get that sorted sometime today
26:24 <+Emma> but i need to wash the floors clean bathrooms toilets the list goes on.
26:34 <thestig> next time i watch steven play i can do some folding while i watch
26:48 <+Emma> cool you can sort out all the undies
26:49 <+Emma> hahaha
26:51 <+asscheeks> gay men
26:53 <+asscheeks> gay men
27:19 <thestig> i duno about the undies lol
27:23 <+Emma> nah most get hung so its easy
27:31 <+Emma> it will be stevens
27:39 <+Emma> so it will be ok
27:44 <thestig> no thanks haha
28:08 <+Emma> haha anyway back to my duties, all needs to be finished in an hour.
28:18 <thestig> havr fun
28:39 <+Emma> got the music cranking to annoy my neighbours
28:54 <+Emma> i will have funnnnnn
28:58 <+Emma> YAY
29:04 <thestig> lol nice!
29:42 <thestig> asscheeks please be civil
31:04 <+asscheeks> bumhole bonanza
33:45 <thestig> the BB
42:48 <thestig> asscheeks how are u today
49:26 <+asscheeks> DID LOOPYPOO GET HIS HALF BALL OF BATH SALTS?
49:27 <+asscheeks> DID LOOPYPOO GET HIS HALF BALL OF BATH SALTS?
49:28 <+asscheeks> DID LOOPYPOO GET HIS HALF BALL OF BATH SALTS?
49:29 <+asscheeks> DID LOOPYPOO GET HIS HALF BALL OF BATH SALTS?
49:29 Kick: asscheeks was kicked by stefen (Are you a Carrot?)
53:25 <thestig> lol
56:54 <+Emma> yay
03:40 <Blitzkrieg> Lol @ stefen
04:45 Mode: (by Blitzkrieg) -ooo auxsub frosty grubs
04:45 Mode: (by stefen) -o Blitzkrieg
04:45 Kick: Blitzkrieg was kicked by bios (Mass deop. Go sit in a corner.)
05:04 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
05:32 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
05:33 Mode: (by bios) +o Blitzkrieg
16:27 Part: auxsub ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks (Removed by Blitzkrieg: No reason given)
16:39 Part: frosty ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks (Removed by Blitzkrieg: No reason given)
16:49 Part: grubs ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks (Removed by Blitzkrieg: No reason given)
17:20 <+Emma> ha
18:04 * Blitzkrieg dusts hands
19:29 <thestig> lol
27:58 <Blitzkrieg> Oh
28:18 Mode: (by Blitzkrieg) +k PiSs
28:58 <Blitzkrieg> Done!
29:13 * Blitzkrieg kicks back
07:28 <Abortion> Who is grubs? He PMed me asking why I don't like him, I'm like, who are you what did I say
10:54 <thestig> kodak
11:08 <thestig> the master hacker
11:15 <thestig> olpllllolll
19:30 <DoC> master hacker?
33:59 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOLLLLL
38:44 <DoC> he's the master of losers
39:06 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
39:12 <Blitzkrieg> That's about it
39:12 <DoC> Darren you've removed three nicks
39:16 <DoC> 2 remaining
39:20 <Blitzkrieg> Oh
39:24 <Blitzkrieg> Feel free to
39:27 <DoC> Ciyus, fp = pollock
39:36 <DoC> lolol
39:47 Part: Ciyus ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks (Removed by Blitzkrieg: No reason given)
39:51 Part: fp ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks (Removed by Blitzkrieg: No reason given)
39:54 <Blitzkrieg> Done!
39:58 <DoC> ahaha
55:31 <thestig> pissssssssssss
56:12 <Blitzkrieg> PiSsSsSsSs
00:27 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
00:32 <anotherirc3r> again?
01:13 <Abortion> hm? again what?
01:46 <anotherirc3r> need a key
02:09 <Abortion> oh I see
02:25 <Abortion> Whats the story with PiSsSsSsSs anyway?
04:15 Mode: (by DoC) -k PiSs
04:15 Join: frosty ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
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04:29 Join: grubs ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
05:50 <Blitzkrieg> PiSsSsSsSsSs is related to tisk
06:08 Join: asscheeks ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
06:09 <Blitzkrieg> Gets high and pass out then pisses himself
06:11 <asscheeks> bumjack me
06:13 <asscheeks> bumjack me
06:21 <Abortion> I see
09:09 * thestig slaps asscheeks around a bit with a large trout
09:24 <asscheeks> :))))
09:34 <anotherirc3r> he likes that
09:44 * thestig slaps anotherirc3r around a bit with a large trout
09:54 <anotherirc3r> why oh why did i agree to go to a Tupperware party!?
09:59 Mode: (by thestig) +o anotherirc3r
10:01 <Abortion> AHAHAHAHA
10:01 * asscheeks is searching for thestig + goatsex on yahoo. WEEE 276 hits!
10:19 <Abortion> You should bring IKEA plasticware to piss them off
10:29 <thestig> lollll
11:25 <anotherirc3r> lol
11:34 <anotherirc3r> i like your thinking
12:30 <Abortion> Question: would an Avon party be better or worse than a Tupperware party?
12:46 <Blitzkrieg> Much of a muchness
12:51 <Blitzkrieg> Spag bol for dinner
12:53 <Blitzkrieg> Keen as
13:15 <anotherirc3r> ummm..
13:28 <anotherirc3r> probably worse. i have less self-control with makeup haha
14:01 <Blitzkrieg> Women
14:44 Join: goriness ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
14:45 <anotherirc3r> stfu
15:04 <Blitzkrieg> NOWAI
15:49 <thestig> women......
16:00 <anotherirc3r> need to cake on da makeup m8
16:01 <Blitzkrieg> Looooooooool
16:21 <thestig> foundation day?
16:29 <anotherirc3r> always
16:37 <Abortion> :|
17:42 <Blitzkrieg> Hungover face is hungover :P
18:38 <Abortion> no
18:47 <Abortion> I was just thinking, makeup, sounds like the biggest pain in the arse
18:51 <anotherirc3r> doesn't matter what day it is
18:52 <Abortion> having long hair isn't all that bad
19:05 <Abortion> my beard is probably more work than my hair
19:12 <Blitzkrieg> Long hair is a pain
19:28 <Abortion> once it gets long enough you can tie it back, not really
19:44 <anotherirc3r> gets annoying though
20:09 <Abortion> how so?
20:20 <Abortion> I might add, I don't wash it daily
20:31 <Abortion> (Though I to wet and brush it daily)
20:46 <anotherirc3r> i don't wash it daily either
20:56 <Abortion> use strength to brush it
22:42 <anotherirc3r> i use my fingers
22:45 <anotherirc3r> or it goes frizzy
22:53 <Abortion> oh hah
23:06 <Abortion> yeah my hair is pretty wavy (not sure of the difference)
23:10 <Blitzkrieg> Brb
23:17 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
23:19 <anotherirc3r> same lol
23:33 <anotherirc3r> mmmm fruit loops without milk is a great snack
23:40 <Abortion> so bad
23:46 <Abortion> may as well just eat lollies
23:53 <anotherirc3r> i do that too
24:21 <anotherirc3r> i eat too much junk food anyway
24:34 <Abortion> Tell me about it
24:41 <anotherirc3r> haha
24:42 <Abortion> I cook virtually never
24:42 <anotherirc3r> you too?
24:59 <Abortion> well less snack food than I used to, but yeah
25:28 <Abortion> I consider myself lucky that I don't pack on the pounds quickly
25:34 <Abortion> or kilos rather
25:49 <anotherirc3r> i don't eat much. i just eat badly
25:58 <anotherirc3r> so i hardly put on weight
26:17 <Abortion> You probably feel tired all the time
26:30 <anotherirc3r> i do
26:46 <anotherirc3r> i do go for jogs though
26:51 <anotherirc3r> (attempt?)
27:02 <Abortion> to what though, burn energy>
27:06 <Abortion> thats about all it does
27:18 <Abortion> not as much as you might think either
27:36 <anotherirc3r> helps me maintain my weight and not gain any lol
28:08 <Abortion> maybe
28:17 <anotherirc3r> also trying to get fitter
28:28 Join: StrykerX ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
28:32 <Abortion> Excersise rates are up in many places in the western world, yet obesity continues to rise
28:32 <StrykerX> lolol
28:37 <StrykerX> Who kicked StrykerX?
28:44 <DoC> lolllllllllllllll @ StrykerX
28:58 <DoC> your best mate darren
29:08 <anotherirc3r> oh, well
29:12 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o StrykerX
29:12 <StrykerX> PiSsSsSsSs?
29:13 <Abortion> [19:10:14] <-* grubs has kicked StrykerX from #NerdHacks (lollllllllllllllllllllll)
29:17 <StrykerX> LOL
29:19 <StrykerX> What a loser.
29:21 <DoC> ahaha
30:12 <anotherirc3r> Abortion, perhaps. i know i should eat better - i just don't care
30:37 <Abortion> I was talking about all that sort of stuff in #politicaldebate earlier. Willpower/discipline is connected to so many things
31:07 <anotherirc3r> oh? like what?
31:24 <Abortion> well, basically how much energy you have (as in, not tired and eat enough)
31:46 <Abortion> not some silly thing about spirits and stupid shit
31:58 <anotherirc3r> ahhh
32:09 <anotherirc3r> energy can relate to more than just the literal sense though
32:22 <Abortion> available glucose.
33:09 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d3b_1442265050
33:14 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Australian Truck Driver Has Good Eye On Distracted Trucker Ahead (Date: Aug-30-2015, 1 day ago) - Views: 4113 - Played: 1628
33:18 <BlackDevil> fuckin australia loves to curse
33:39 <anotherirc3r> fuck america loves to eat
35:02 <StrykerX> Too true
36:25 Quit: goriness ([email protected]) Connection closed
47:00 <BlackDevil> eat pussy
47:18 <anotherirc3r> no thanks dear
47:29 <anotherirc3r> are you bi now?
51:55 <stefen> loooooool
57:42 <asscheeks> i knew it
57:49 <asscheeks> hes a full blown homosexual
57:54 <asscheeks> Jon McGarvie.
57:57 <anotherirc3r> heya steven
58:00 <stefen> hiiiiiiiiiiiii
01:32 <stefen> http://prntscr.com/8gvzfp
01:54 <StrykerX> So many Abbott meme's on FB atm
01:59 <anotherirc3r> i didn't mind him
02:59 <Abortion> He was stupid as fuck. At least Howard was smart, even though his policies were pretty painful
03:04 <StrykerX> I can't help but think there's something I'm ment to be doing
03:07 * StrykerX thinks
03:18 <asscheeks> malcolm shitwipe
03:51 <anotherirc3r> man i'd love to go to this tupperware party in PJs
04:02 <StrykerX> You should
04:05 <asscheeks> cum 2 mine in ur panties
04:08 <Abortion> A onesie perhaps?
04:22 <StrykerX> This retard is gonna cop it from the AFP soon...
04:24 <StrykerX> Last failed login: Wed Sep 16 01:09:44 EDT 2015 from 191.5.236.202 on ssh:notty
04:24 <StrykerX> There were 1367 failed login attempts since the last successful login.
04:37 <anotherirc3r> onesie?
04:40 <anotherirc3r> nah, don't do onesies
04:52 <asscheeks> i luv jenny fur
04:59 <Abortion> fat chance StrykerX. 1. Last login doesn't mean all were from that IP 2. not in Aus
05:21 <StrykerX> Proxy trace my friend.
06:06 * asscheeks slaps anotherirc3r around with Windows Me
06:22 <anotherirc3r> ?
06:32 <StrykerX> Anyway, time to work on my CS server
06:33 <Abortion> Nah, botnet
06:51 <Abortion> it'll be C&C and ssh'ed directly from the host
08:13 <stefen> they are proxies
08:20 <stefen> none of them will be logged
09:21 <StrykerX> IM DREAMING HERE
09:23 <StrykerX> LEAVE ME ALONE
09:24 <StrykerX> Cunts.
09:37 <anotherirc3r> rude bastard
10:27 <Abortion> You want to feel like a haxxor? use zenmap
10:49 <Abortion> Won't really do anything though lol
10:52 <StrykerX> CS server is lagging hard
11:04 <StrykerX> CPU Time: 44:52:34
12:51 <Abortion> fick SYN Stealth Scan Timing: About 5.03% done; ETC: 17:13 (0:31:30 remaining)
13:25 <StrykerX> loll
14:05 <Abortion> changed to quick scan
15:00 <Abortion> PORT STATE SERVICE VERSION
15:00 <Abortion> 21/tcp open tcpwrapped
15:00 <Abortion> 22/tcp filtered ssh
15:00 <Abortion> 23/tcp filtered telnet
15:01 <Abortion> 25/tcp open smtp?
15:02 <Abortion> 53/tcp open domain?
15:05 <Abortion> 80/tcp filtered http
15:07 <Abortion> 1723/tcp filtered pptp
15:09 <Abortion> 8080/tcp filtered http-proxy
15:11 <Abortion> Not shown: 92 closed ports
15:32 <anotherirc3r> nerd
15:32 <Abortion> also I think it fingerprinted our local firewall rather than the remote host
15:53 <StrykerX> What are you running on 8080?
15:56 <StrykerX> Remote modem login?
16:08 <Abortion> oh no, that is real (I think_
16:11 <Abortion> the fingerprint is something else
16:18 <Abortion> I'll get a scan from a different host
18:38 <stefen> stop being elite hackers
18:47 <Abortion> nmap is hardly elite
18:49 <anotherirc3r> nerds k
19:28 <Abortion> this looks better
19:29 <Abortion> hang on
19:35 <stefen> TCP Statistics for IPv4
19:35 <stefen> Active Opens = 16534
19:35 <stefen> Passive Opens = 92
19:35 <stefen> Failed Connection Attempts = 346
19:35 <stefen> Reset Connections = 1366
19:35 <stefen> Current Connections = 2
19:35 <stefen> Segments Received = 3940763
19:35 <stefen> Segments Sent = 2349159
19:35 <stefen> Segments Retransmitted = 18881
19:54 <Abortion> the DNS is because our firewall has captive DNS
20:09 <Abortion> that was false
20:49 <Abortion> or not
20:51 <Abortion> anyway https://dpaste.de/7qoJ
22:23 <Abortion> Mikrotik RouterOS
22:28 <Abortion> must not be updating it
23:24 <Abortion> I still maintain it is probably a botnet
23:32 <Abortion> well, or a box behind it
23:52 <Abortion> The whois is interesting though, this one guy seems to have 4 IPs to his name
24:02 <Abortion> has a hotmail address lol
24:05 <anotherirc3r> oh, bleh
24:09 <anotherirc3r> i better get changed sigh
24:17 <Abortion> for Tupperware
24:29 <Abortion> StrykerX: You use whois?
24:37 <StrykerX> Yup
25:12 <StrykerX> whois.sc
25:19 <StrykerX> It's gotten shit in recent times though
25:33 <Abortion> you could just use the whois command provided in most linux distros, or FreeBSD
25:38 <StrykerX> I did write a little app for my desktop to whois and print the results all pretty
25:42 <StrykerX> Nfi where I put it though
25:42 <Abortion> hell, even Mac probably has it inbuilt
25:50 <StrykerX> On windows atm
25:52 <StrykerX> lol
25:59 <Abortion> I think android has a program for it too
26:11 <StrykerX> Oh you mean from the server?
26:33 <Abortion> whois should be the same from anyway
26:35 <Abortion> *anywhere
28:14 <Abortion> anyway, so this looks like a company (Butzen e Mentges Ltda) with 4 IP addresses, registered using a hotmail address. Could be a company that provides proxies, but it could also still be a bot host is behind their router, if the router itself hasn't been owned
29:06 <Abortion> Doesn't translate, probably two names
29:50 <Abortion> Supposedly a Cable TV provider, according to one site
30:34 <Abortion> Has AS numbers, so they do some serious routing
30:59 <Abortion> oh wait, I'm an idiot
31:07 <StrykerX> It's an ISP
31:08 <StrykerX> lol
31:43 <Abortion> Number of SPAM hosts hosted	2
31:50 <Abortion> /22 doesn't mean 4 IP addresses, it means 1024
32:38 <Abortion> What suggests its an ISP?
32:57 <StrykerX> http://www.clicknetrs.com.br/planos.php
33:21 Quit: stefen ([email protected]) Quit:
33:51 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
34:03 Mode: (by StrykerX) +o amelia
34:42 <amelia> damn straight you @ me
34:51 <Abortion> Ah yep, that domain is owned by them
35:03 <Abortion> must be a holding company
35:11 <Abortion> Trading As or whatnot
35:34 <Abortion> Still, what kind of fool registers their AS number as a hotmail address
35:39 <Abortion> seems dodgy to me
36:10 <StrykerX> Likely is
36:11 <StrykerX> lol
36:47 <Abortion> Hmm I wonder if bulletproof hosting
36:54 <Abortion> Could perhaps scan their entire IP range
37:31 <anotherirc3r> k excitement awaits
37:52 <Abortion> anotherirc3r: Why didn't you go "Oh wait, I have something to go to with my mum/dad/sister/brother"
38:52 <anotherirc3r> my sister would crack it at me
39:40 <Abortion> oh is your sister going?
40:19 <StrykerX> She's going to buy a $60 can opener
40:20 <StrykerX> lolol
40:51 <Abortion> StrykerX: Have you gone through logs and seen what IP addresses the SSH attempts are coming from?
41:02 <StrykerX> Not yet
41:10 <anotherirc3r> yes, my sister is going
41:11 <StrykerX> Busy trying to get my web admin panel up
41:14 <anotherirc3r> ugh
41:15 <anotherirc3r> okay
41:16 <anotherirc3r> bbl
41:21 <+Emma> haha
41:22 <Abortion> ouch
41:27 <+Emma> have fun
41:37 <StrykerX> bai2u
41:59 <amelia> wish i had a sister
42:08 <+Emma> haha
42:09 <amelia> share clothes and punch each other
42:15 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit:
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47:35 Quit: thestig ([email protected]) Quit:
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48:12 * asscheeks slaps thestig around with a Riemann rearrangement theorem
49:21 <amelia> someones at my door and i haf no pants on
49:55 <amelia> this is amelia time damn it
50:57 <StrykerX> Answer without pants
51:56 <amelia> sif
52:03 <stefen> looooooooool
52:12 <stefen> 'hello sir'
52:18 <Abortion> Open the door and say "I didn't order this pizza"
52:22 <stefen> (he will say)
52:31 <amelia> i seen people since 9.30am, i dun wanna see anymore and i mos def do not wanna put pants on
52:35 <amelia> AHHAHAA STEVEN
52:48 <stefen> haaah
52:50 <amelia> mum who was thay boy
53:01 <amelia> lil cword
53:05 <stefen> yes, well that was in reference to that
53:06 <StrykerX> A 30 year old man in Australia escaped jail time for stuffing ham in Muslim’s shoes as they prayed at a mosque.
53:17 <StrykerX> The offender, Jamie Knowlson also draped ham over the fencing around the establishment. He was charged with religiously aggravated assault and he plead guilty. He was facing up to two years in prison.
53:17 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHH
53:26 <StrykerX> Best. Guy. Ever.
53:44 <stefen> in reply to the sir, you would say, fuck off cword i have my period, thats why i got a package
53:58 <StrykerX> LOL
54:24 <StrykerX> [17:52:41] <@amelia> mum who was thay boy << Will ALWAYS be epic
54:39 <amelia> ahahahahahhahahahahahaha
55:28 <stefen> well Abortion has found love on nerdhacks.net
55:35 <Abortion> u wot
55:38 <stefen> haahahhhaa
56:02 <amelia> who is your bf Abortion
56:07 <amelia> loopydog?
56:08 <Abortion> uh
56:28 <StrykerX> Nah man
56:34 <StrykerX> loopydog is yours amelia
56:37 <Abortion> I'm male and not gay
56:40 <asscheeks> quick
56:43 <StrykerX> You're having a hot pizza date apparently.
56:43 <asscheeks> someone touch my ass
56:45 <asscheeks> quick
56:45 <asscheeks> someone touch my ass
56:59 * stefen touch's asscheeks ass with StrykerX's cock
57:02 Mode: (by StrykerX) +oo stefen thestig
57:04 <+Emma> haha
57:24 <StrykerX> Leave my cock out of this
57:27 <+Emma> can you feel it yet asscheeks?
57:27 <stefen> haha
57:30 <StrykerX> He gets enough cock up his arse as it is
57:32 <stefen> he is loving it
57:57 * asscheeks sends the seven plagues of Egypt to Emma
58:03 <stefen> back to the romance channel
58:09 <StrykerX> Yes.
58:13 <StrykerX> amelia and loopydog
58:16 <StrykerX> Hot pizza date
58:20 <StrykerX> With ice for dessert.
58:25 <amelia> AHAHAH
58:32 <amelia> jeezus
58:32 <StrykerX> TRUE LOVE
58:36 <Abortion> ice cream
58:46 <amelia> I'll take the icey cream
58:58 <Abortion> no no, ice and cream are two seperate things
58:59 <StrykerX> [17:58:36] <@amelia> I'll take the ice << wut?
59:02 <amelia> but weren't we talking about Abortions new love interest
59:12 * asscheeks touches amelia with a twenty-foot rusty halberd
59:15 <asscheeks> amelia
59:15 <StrykerX> Steven said romance
59:18 <asscheeks> touch my asscheeks
59:24 <StrykerX> So, amelia and loopydogs hot date is now the topic
59:33 <amelia> i will shove a pole up yo asscheeks
59:42 <StrykerX> He'd like that
59:49 <asscheeks> ewwwww
59:51 <StrykerX> After all.. He confessed he fucks tranny's the other day
59:59 <amelia> so i jus took pup down to the dog beach
00:00 <amelia> and
00:01 <Abortion> orly
00:12 <Abortion> pre or post op?
00:12 <amelia> there's a bowl of water all the dogs drink out of
00:16 <StrykerX> Tranny's are mentioned and Abortion is interested.
00:20 <amelia> there were 2 at this time
00:21 <StrykerX> Thought you were "straight"
00:23 <Abortion> yes
00:26 <amelia> pup walks up to it
00:30 <Abortion> hurr
00:31 <amelia> puts her paw in
00:42 <amelia> and splashes water at the other dogs heads
00:45 <StrykerX> amelia, did she headbutt the other dogs?
00:52 <amelia> splashing all the water out
01:30 <amelia> she dont headbutt
01:42 <amelia> she sits on other dogs but she doesn't headbutt
01:49 <stefen> weak dog
02:08 <amelia> she'll fuck you up m8
02:12 <asscheeks> amelia lats lay down 2gether
02:14 <StrykerX> Would've thought she'd have learned from her master
02:14 <amelia> ...with licks and slobbers
02:34 <amelia> whodafux is asscheeks issit that pedo fuck again
02:42 <StrykerX> Kuniva
02:52 <amelia> lats not lay down 2g4
02:58 <StrykerX> The tranny fucker
03:16 <amelia> did you see his balls pic
03:19 <amelia> so odd
03:23 <StrykerX> Don't really want to tbh
03:24 <StrykerX> lol
03:27 <amelia> but also hilarious
03:33 <amelia> don't lie stryke
03:39 <amelia> its your desktop
03:45 <StrykerX> If I wanted to see balls, I'd look down
03:47 <asscheeks> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
03:48 <StrykerX> lollll
03:55 <amelia> same
03:56 <StrykerX> asscheeks, how's the BF mate?
03:58 <amelia> ;)
04:10 Nick: StrykerX is now known as amelio
04:10 <Abortion> Are you the tranny, amelia?
04:14 <amelio> wut
04:17 Nick: amelio is now known as StrykerX
04:20 <StrykerX> Fucking mIRC
04:31 <stefen> oi
04:34 <amelia> ahahahahaha
04:39 <stefen> today this manger
04:42 <amelia> yes i am the tranny
04:49 <stefen> is talking to me im busting for a piss
04:56 <stefen> so im like 'man need to go piss'
04:57 <StrykerX> amelia's real name is amelio
05:03 <amelia> did you pee on him
05:05 <stefen> na
05:08 <StrykerX> stefen, what's a manger?
05:08 * asscheeks whips amelia with a mouse cord
05:09 <stefen> went to the toliet
05:13 * asscheeks smacks amelia with a red Swingline stapler
05:13 <Abortion> wasted opportunity
05:14 <stefen> letting this ripper piss out
05:17 <stefen> ManaGeR
05:21 <stefen> i was going to correct
05:27 <StrykerX> Oh
05:27 <stefen> anywayz
05:29 <StrykerX> Continue
05:30 <Abortion> I was thinking, its like mang
05:32 <Abortion> but with er
05:42 <StrykerX> Manger sounds like an STI
05:47 <stefen> anywayz
05:47 <StrykerX> Might ask tisk about it later
05:48 <stefen> anywayz
05:49 <stefen> anywayz
05:50 <stefen> anywayz
05:51 <stefen> haha
05:53 <amelia> baby jesus in his manger
05:53 <Abortion> maybe its like minger
06:04 <Abortion> bloody brits
06:07 <stefen> im holding in this fart becuz some cunt is taking a dump next to me
06:22 <amelia> hes pooping so sif need to hold fart in
06:26 <StrykerX> stefen, this story BETTER end with you gassing him out
06:44 <stefen> this cunt next door lets out this big air-eeeeeee fart going
06:51 <stefen> omg
06:57 <stefen> i was like what the fuck
06:59 <stefen> walked out
06:59 <amelia> yuxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
07:07 <stefen> asked the cunt who works near the toliets
07:18 <stefen> tell me who walks outta there bro he just let it rip
07:20 <stefen> LOOOOOOOOL
07:30 <StrykerX> So you toilet stalk
07:34 <amelia> hahahah turns out to be Emma
07:35 <stefen> be funny if it was the general manager
07:37 <StrykerX> No wonder you're on IRC. :P
07:38 <stefen> na
07:47 <stefen> i work near the toliets
07:53 <stefen> everytime someone comes out
07:55 <stefen> im like
07:59 <stefen> 'nice shit bro?'
08:04 <amelia> screw working near the toilets
08:09 <StrykerX> looooooool
08:42 <stefen> i made $75 selling weed at work today
08:59 <amelia> you takin em out for dinner
09:13 <amelia> witches couldron
09:16 <stefen> lol
09:19 <stefen> we been out heaps
09:38 <StrykerX> You took the general manger out?
09:46 <Abortion> you sell weed at work? Man where do you work where you can do that?
09:59 <StrykerX> He sells it in the toilet DUH
10:01 <stefen> well its all arranged previous day
10:08 <stefen> apart from the guy on nightshift who i seen today
10:14 <stefen> he is coming around at 12:00
10:14 <StrykerX> "That fart sounded arse ripping.. wanna g to relieve the pain?"
10:18 <stefen> im leaving it out the front
10:18 <stefen> hahah
11:20 <stefen> takes me 30 minutes to get to work, 15 to get home
14:37 <amelia> peak hr
16:01 <amelia> this is kuniva https://youtu.be/-XSB4sQGT_4
16:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Geoffrey Leonard - Proud Pedophile (Apr 14, 2008) Time: 5:47 - Category: Comedy - 1,107,401 views - 2,542 likes (81.2%), 590 dislikes (18.8%)
16:35 <amelia> what are you doing geoffrey?
16:57 <amelia> CHaSiNG THeSe STuPiD FuCKiN iDioTS
17:35 <Abortion> heh, stupid idiots
28:04 Join: Mx_Brettingham_Trump ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
28:05 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
37:11 <StrykerX> Steam are fucking retarded
37:20 <StrykerX> Forcing me to update the server.. The update kills steam.
37:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> ok where is jennifer?
37:26 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> who is she up the mountain with today?
55:13 <stefen> she was on before
56:10 Quit: DoC ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
58:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> !ranga
59:28 <thestig> hey stefen hey brett
59:56 <asscheeks> someone pull my finger
03:07 <thestig> pull your own finger woman
03:08 <stefen> ello
03:53 <thestig> wheres tha stream bra
03:57 Join: DoC ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
04:24 Mode: (by thestig) +o DoC
04:27 Mode: (by thestig) +o Mx_Brettingham_Trump
04:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> stefen
04:57 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> ex is on tonight
05:03 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> make sure u tell Emma pig
05:09 <+Emma> vickyyyy is coming!!!
05:10 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump>  nerdhacks shared experience
05:36 <+Emma> cammi lee and vicky having a bitch fight!
05:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> vickys ex is BEAR
05:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> LOL
06:00 <+Emma> NO they are dating now!
06:12 <+Emma> her ex was that guy who broke his leg
07:25 <+Emma> cammis said she jumped in our bed when it was still warm and on his dick when it was still wet hahaha!
08:28 * asscheeks gives emma a bottle fart for christmas
08:41 <asscheeks> bottled*
08:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> oh
08:58 <+Emma> you can keep that bottle and shove it between your asscheeks
09:02 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> vicky is a whore
09:16 <+Emma> she likes a good fuck
09:17 <+Emma> haha
09:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> on number 2 or number 1 ex, she jumped in bed with some guy after about 15 mins
09:36 <+Emma> haha yes she enjoy the penis by the looks of things
09:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> then she started spreading rumours that he was a bad root
09:49 <+Emma> haha
10:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> whos
10:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> ex
10:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> is
10:31 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> next
10:49 <thestig> what show is this
10:50 <+Emma> wouldnt that be fun
10:56 <+Emma> bring in the ex's
11:04 <thestig> havent seen it
11:08 <thestig> back under me rock
11:12 <+Emma> you got foxtel?
11:18 <thestig> nah
11:22 <+Emma> your gay
11:23 <+Emma> hah
11:24 <+Emma> a
11:29 <thestig> haha
11:33 <thestig> i got netflix
11:37 <+Emma> ohhh yes
11:38 <thestig> netflix and chill
11:45 <+Emma> might not have the new season
11:52 <+Emma> but you can watch the old ones
11:55 <thestig> i can download it
12:00 <+Emma> EX ON THE BEACH
12:10 <+Emma> watch it
12:12 <thestig> if i watch netflix usa with vpn it might be on there
12:26 <thestig> australian netflix way behind
12:31 <+Emma> also the walking dead returns october 12th for those who care haha
12:35 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> tablet of terror
12:47 <+Emma> and Mx_Brettingham_Trump october 20th geordie shore returns
12:51 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> australian netflix? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
12:53 <thestig> never wateched walking dead
12:57 <+Emma> MANNNNNN
12:59 <thestig> watched
13:15 <+Emma> you got a lot of catchin up to do
13:21 <thestig> ahahah
13:22 <+Emma> i started watching it last year
13:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> get that fookin tablet of terror away from me its evil
13:33 <+Emma> took 4 months to get thru all of the seasons
13:41 <+Emma> i think 6 seasons
13:44 <thestig> i usually do a 24 hr marathon on seasons
13:53 <thestig> if i get hooked
13:55 <thestig> cant help it
13:58 <+Emma> You need to watch
14:09 <+Emma> id suggest the walking dead over anything else
14:31 <+Emma> screw ex on the beach and geordie shore
14:52 <thestig> ive watched a bit of G S i think i missed the last season
15:05 <+Emma> also fear the walking dead is on, its about how it all started...
15:07 Join: tisk ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
15:11 <tisk> if u 2 dont come
15:16 <tisk> darren david
15:18 <+Emma> i love gs
15:20 <tisk> u both weak cunts
15:30 <tisk> i will even take u both on at once
15:31 <thestig> the guys just are crazy as the chicks lol
15:32 <tisk> u weak cunts
15:33 <tisk> u weak cunts
15:34 <tisk> u weak cunts
15:34 Kick: tisk was kicked by stefen (Are you a Carrot?)
15:36 Join: tisk ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
15:41 <thestig> 2 men at once?
15:42 <+Emma> just bcause its great to watch others make a fool outta themselves
15:48 <+Emma> kinky!
15:51 <thestig> haha yeh
15:53 <+Emma> can i watch?
15:55 <tisk> fucken weak ass cutns
15:56 <StrykerX> You want a 3some tisk?
16:00 <StrykerX> ;)
16:03 <+Emma> one in the bum
16:06 <+Emma> one in the mouth?
16:09 <StrykerX> Yup
16:12 <StrykerX> Spitroast
16:12 <thestig> who gets to pump the bum first?
16:14 <tisk> u gonna die by my hands StrykerX
16:16 <tisk> u gonna die by my hands StrykerX
16:16 <thestig> any ATM?
16:17 <tisk> u gonna die by my hands StrykerX
16:17 <+Emma> where you going StrykerX?
16:18 <tisk> u gonna die by my hands StrykerX
16:18 Kick: tisk was kicked by stefen (Are you a Carrot?)
16:20 Join: tisk ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
16:26 <+Emma> tisk why are you mad?
16:29 <thestig> TISK KISSED A GIRL AND HE DIDNT LIKE IT
16:29 <tisk> i would shut up StrykerX
16:30 <StrykerX> He's furious
16:33 <StrykerX> Junkie rage.
16:34 <tisk> i would run not walk
16:42 <tisk> bring lisa here
16:43 <+Emma> i kissed a girl and i liked itttttt
16:45 <tisk> and here sister
16:47 <thestig> haha
16:53 <tisk> and her girlfriend
16:55 <+Emma> who is lisa?
16:59 <tisk> and i will fuk them all
17:00 <tisk> at once
17:03 <+Emma> HAHA
17:05 <thestig> i will start watching walking dead on the weekend emms
17:06 <tisk> dont try shit me to tears
17:08 <stefen> hahahahhaahah
17:10 <tisk> u faggot fucks
17:10 <stefen> FUCK THEM BRO
17:11 <thestig> lolllll
17:14 <tisk> i will end all of u
17:15 <+Emma> do it
17:18 <tisk> with one wink
17:20 <thestig> FUCK EM RIGHT IN THE MAN PUSSY
17:20 <tisk> i will end all of u
17:21 <tisk> with one wink
17:22 <stefen> ahhahaa
17:26 <stefen> dont wink the wrong way
17:26 <+Emma> we wont hear from you til monday
17:29 <tisk> dont shit me
17:34 <stefen> we might think u gai
17:37 <+Emma> all of us?
17:41 <StrykerX> tisk, take a chill pill mate.
17:43 <thestig> YOU WILL END ALL OF US WITH YOUR MOUTH SMELL
17:43 <+Emma> Please dont end me
17:46 <StrykerX> You've been raging too long.
17:54 <tisk> StrykerX
17:58 <StrykerX> thestig, he breathes on you and you get a contact high.
17:59 <+Emma> haha
18:08 <+Emma> mannnnnnnnnnnn
18:09 <tisk> how do u feel preying on suicidal women
18:09 <thestig> hahahaha
18:10 <tisk> StrykerX
18:11 <+Emma> smelly people
18:15 <tisk> StrykerX
18:16 <tisk> how do u feel preying on suicidal women
18:25 <thestig> tisk the world was turning before you were born
18:26 <StrykerX> tisk, do you have that junkie smell about you?
18:29 <tisk> u fucken faggot i will cut your fucken dick off
18:31 <tisk> u fucken faggot i will cut your fucken dick off
18:31 Kick: tisk was kicked by stefen (Are you a Carrot?)
18:33 Join: tisk ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
18:36 <stefen> haahhaa
18:41 <tisk> u fucken faggot i will cut your fucken dick off
18:41 * StrykerX kisses tisk
18:42 <+Emma> beautifulll girl thats why it will never workkk
18:42 <tisk> u fucken faggot i will cut your fucken dick off
18:43 <thestig> tisk how many green hoodies you got?
18:43 <tisk> u fucken faggot i will cut your fucken dick off
18:43 <StrykerX> Settle pettle
18:44 <tisk> u fucken faggot i will cut your fucken dick off
18:45 <tisk> u fucken faggot i will cut your fucken dick off
18:51 <tisk> u fucken faggot i will cut your fucken dick off
18:56 <tisk> u fuck off austnet
18:58 <thestig> with your teeth?
19:00 <+Emma> tisk you need a wank
19:02 <tisk> b4 i find u
19:04 <tisk> b4 i find u
19:04 <thestig> haha
19:05 <StrykerX> tisk wants me to come over to fight
19:05 <tisk> b4 i find u
19:06 <tisk> b4 i find u
19:06 Kick: tisk was kicked by stefen (Are you a Carrot?)
19:08 <StrykerX> It's weird
19:13 <+Emma> dooooooo it
19:18 <StrykerX> Everyone seems to want to fight IRL
19:19 <+Emma> and record that shit
19:31 <+Emma> we should come over to see it all
19:31 <StrykerX> Based on his dancing disability..
19:37 <StrykerX> I don't think he can fight
19:39 <thestig> lol
19:41 <+Emma> would be like watching 90 year old
19:43 <+Emma> s
19:45 <+Emma> hahaaaa
19:54 <StrykerX> He is lucky to be able to stand up
19:59 <+Emma> hahaaaaa
19:59 <thestig> i heard he knocked out a midget once with a spinning knee dance move
20:05 <+Emma> hahaaa
20:12 <+Emma> that move is awesome
20:22 <StrykerX> looooooooool
20:34 <+Emma> soooooooo warm
20:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> keyboard warrior; im going to kill you cunt, irl: oh hi man, yeh hey man <awkward silence>
21:05 <stefen> hahah
21:15 <stefen> ^^
21:15 <+Emma> he really needs to release his load
21:28 <stefen> im sure tisk will fight
21:36 <thestig> he probably lost his dildo up his ass
21:42 <+Emma> yeah he seems pretty keen
21:46 <+Emma> go get emmmmmm
21:56 <amelia> wots dat wots dis
22:10 <stefen> post him the video
22:16 <thestig> haha i did
22:23 <thestig> i think he liked it
22:25 <thestig> :(
22:28 <stefen> haha
22:36 <stefen> link please
22:48 <+Emma> man people liike him are the life of the parties
22:51 <thestig> i will have to look see if it still on there
22:54 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> tisk has a huge wing span
23:05 <+Emma> gives everyone something to laugh at
23:18 <+Emma> then when they leave everyone starts fighting haha
23:40 <stefen> only in da hood
23:45 <+Emma> yes
23:54 <thestig> https://youtu.be/NzyMNvuee8o
23:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: alphaedit2015 (Sep 14, 2015) Time: - Category: People & Blogs - 18 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
24:12 <+Emma> partied these days the boys are in the bathroom with the females fixing thier makeup and hair haha
24:18 <+Emma> PARTIES!!!
24:29 <StrykerX> LOL @ that video
24:39 <thestig> hahaha
24:58 <amelia> d d dat wots disss d d d dat wots disssss
25:16 <thestig> emma pointed out something i missed about him wearing the same clothes on both days
25:29 <thestig> maybe he needs clothing pointers from plivent
25:32 <StrykerX> Doesn't need to change when he doesn't go out
25:40 <thestig> haha true
26:06 <thestig> is that why he keeps asking you to come over?
26:16 <StrykerX> So he can change clothes?
26:22 <+Emma> no you need to change
26:23 <amelia> how freakin tall is chris
26:27 <+Emma> you will be smellyyyyyy
26:44 <+Emma> you must change and shower everyday
26:47 <StrykerX> 6'5 I think
26:55 <amelia> fave part is def when he steps on the bag and throws his hands in the air
26:58 <+Emma> haha
27:06 <StrykerX> Hahaha
27:08 <amelia> fuck yo bag!
29:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma
29:16 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> u should have a pic of a fridge and pantry full of food today
29:54 <thestig> brett show us your pantry
30:25 <thestig> brett would you like to see my alphabetically organised pantry?
30:34 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> thestig i dont go near the pantry
30:40 <StrykerX> Mx_Brettingham_Trump, where is the photo of your DINNER?
30:53 <thestig> no more pics for brett
31:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma pig hurry up with these pics
34:14 <stefen> no more pics for brett pig
35:19 Join: wolframhart ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
36:05 <stefen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thKUftBuVas
36:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shark Attack Caught On Video 2015 (Feb 2, 2015) Time: 3:26 - Category: Pets & Animals - 2,322,318 views - 1,927 likes (76.5%), 591 dislikes (23.5%)
36:29 Quit: wolframhart ([email protected]) Connection closed
36:43 Join: wolframhart ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
37:08 <thestig> lol
38:19 <stefen> 2:40
38:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk youssssssssssssss alrightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
46:50 <StrykerX> Why was the PiSsSsSsSs video made private?
47:13 <stefen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkTVtOZ_yT0
47:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: World’s BIGGEST (and sometimes WEIRDEST) HOLES! (Including the biggest sinkhole in the world ever!) (May 19, 2015) Time: 5:10 - Category: Education - 684,433 views - 1,215 likes (87.5%), 174 dislikes (12.5%)
48:43 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
48:46 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here..
50:03 <StrykerX> hiiii pong
50:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiii
50:18 <StrykerX> how is pong tonite
50:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong hurngy
51:01 * asscheeks gives [[[[[pong]]]]] a bottled fart for christmas
51:12 Quit: wolframhart ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
52:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> that very nice ass cheek
54:33 <stefen> ahhaahah'
55:54 <asscheeks> no worries
57:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ass cheek do u want to rub bare bums back to back??????
57:49 <Abortion> I've eaten so much salad. I'd better be fukkin healthy for the next two days
58:04 <+Emma> hahaaaaaaaaa
04:17 <asscheeks> quick someone pinch my asscheeks
04:21 <asscheeks> !!
06:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> do u want to rub
08:10 <amelia> http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/theoffice/images/9/9a/Jim.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131011080102
08:21 <amelia> i am gonna marry him
09:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u marry pong
09:33 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> nope
09:37 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i am gonna marry him
10:13 <amelia> you have nate don't be a homewrecker
11:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y not taste pong
11:58 <amelia> cos pong is catfish
12:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> noooo ulieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
12:33 <amelia> typical catfish response
13:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ok u ring pong?
14:03 <amelia> ok wots your # pong
15:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> grandma give her old phone to pong this weej then u ring
15:25 <amelia> i ring now
15:41 <amelia> wots your # pong aka catfish
16:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u a poo
16:45 <amelia> lying catfish
16:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong call u nowwwwwwwww
17:12 <amelia> i will call pong
17:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no pong call
18:43 <amelia> ([[[[[pong]]]]]) ok u ring pong? ([[[[[pong]]]]]) ok u ring pong? ([[[[[pong]]]]]) ok u ring pong?([[[[[pong]]]]]) ok u ring pong? ([[[[[pong]]]]]) ok u ring pong? ([[[[[pong]]]]]) ok u ring pong([[[[[pong]]]]]) ok u ring pong?([[[[[pong]]]]]) ok u ring pong?([[[[[pong]]]]]) ok u ring pong? ([[[[[pong]]]]]) ok u ring pong? ([[[[[pong]]]]]) ok u ring pong? ([[[[[pong]]]]]) ok u ring pong?
19:14 <thestig> StrykerX its back up
21:09 <StrykerX> What is
21:22 <thestig> the tisk vid
21:31 <thestig> is that what was on private?
21:40 <StrykerX> Yes
22:22 <thestig> https://youtu.be/NzyMNvuee8o
22:26 <BlackDevil> Youtube: alphaedit2015 (Sep 14, 2015) Time: 2:47 - Category: People & Blogs - 18 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:07 <stefen> hahha
23:11 <stefen> pong ill ring ya bro
23:17 <stefen> gimme ur digits
23:41 <stefen> u will hear this in the backround
23:42 <stefen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpyV369pI8E
23:47 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Selena Gomez - Good For You ft. A$AP Rocky (1 Hour) (Jun 22, 2015) Time: 01:02:34 - Category: Music - 4,730,339 views - 5,889 likes (93%), 445 dislikes (7%)
24:45 <amelia> selena is bangin
24:56 <stefen> tiffany is better
27:25 <amelia> who is tiffany
28:00 <amelia> misa campo is best
28:08 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
30:04 <amelia> that takes skill to roll around acting all coy, biting your lip, flickin hair all innocently & staring into camera for 738 minutes at a time
30:15 <amelia> how do you do that and not feel like a fuckin twat
31:32 * [[[[[pong]]]]] slobers all over amelia
32:07 <amelia> go away catfish unless you're givin up yo #
32:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wana suck face
34:48 Nick: amelia is now known as b-queen
36:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> op pong
37:19 Mode: (by thestig) +v [[[[[pong]]]]]
37:25 <thestig> mavis said pong naughty
37:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong hate mavis
37:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> mavis hit pong
38:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> so pong hit asriel
44:52 <stefen> [10:18:22am] (@Xe_Xalt) http://i57.tinypic.com/2nss9ag.png
45:55 <asscheeks> quick someone pinch my asscheeks
45:56 <asscheeks> !!
46:45 * [[[[[pong]]]]] sniffs asscheeks bum
49:04 <stefen> ? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?
49:35 <asscheeks> thanks
49:43 <asscheeks> wedge your nose in the cravasse.
49:49 <asscheeks> sniff the poo particles
50:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pongs bum is pooed want to snif?
04:29 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
07:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> if jennifer isnt online... she is up the mountain
09:48 <asscheeks> brettingham smell just got bumjacked
18:20 <nate> <simba> yea pong is the least offensive troll to join here in years lol
18:25 <nate> pong u have fans
18:27 <nate> :D~
18:37 <stefen> hahaha
25:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> tell them pong can see them
25:27 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pps seem to like pong
25:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong joing in 1998
25:54 <b-queen> joing
26:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl tease pong because pong is fat
27:15 <stefen> pong is sexy
27:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> azriel like pong
27:38 <nate> how much u weigh pong and how tall are u ;l
27:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong 141 kg
27:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 5'3
27:54 Join: nerdhacks ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
28:00 Mode: (by stefen) +o nerdhacks
28:01 <stefen> !ranga
28:02 <nerdhacks> [5954] Q. What's the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball?
28:04 <nate> 5'3 is a short dude
28:05 <nerdhacks> [5954] A. You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
28:21 <stefen> yeh
28:27 <stefen> !xalt
28:27 <nerdhacks> [783] [10:00:01am] (@Xe_Xalt) Ninja you have made me sexually arroused with all that food porn you linked me
28:54 <stefen> Mx_Brettingham_Trump, you would leave ur boyfriend for xaltt
29:03 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
29:40 <nate> http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv2steWCJn1qbh26io1_500.jpg
29:46 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> whos xaltt?
30:07 <stefen> he is a ex nerdhacks member
30:21 <stefen> i brang some memories
30:26 <stefen> !xalt
30:26 <nerdhacks> [6768] [01:32:05pm] (@Xe_Xalt) and why i'am gay
30:51 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> pic
30:59 <stefen> he is asian
31:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> !nigger
31:02 <stefen> a bunny boy
31:06 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ asian
32:42 <stefen> hung like an elf
37:56 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> !nigger
40:32 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
40:32 Mode: (by nerdhacks) +v anotherirc3r
41:41 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyGAhJ971No
41:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lost - One of the best John Locke Moment [HD] (Feb 7, 2013) Time: 2:09 - Category: Film & Animation - 31,318 views - 252 likes (99.2%), 2 dislikes (0.8%)
44:04 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
44:44 <thestig> stefen you streamin on new one yet?
44:50 <stefen> yeh
45:06 <thestig> ah cool no wonder i couldnt see it pop up lol
45:17 <stefen> oh
45:18 <stefen> na
46:04 <thestig> weird didnt come up in my follow list
46:14 <stefen> yeh i havnt been streaming
46:24 <thestig> cool col
46:25 <thestig> cool
46:25 <stefen> i thought it was on but it wasnt
46:37 <thestig> oh who is streamin on it
46:54 <stefen> i just started then
47:03 <thestig> nice dress
47:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> fags
47:21 <stefen> thx
47:23 <stefen> !xalt
47:23 <nerdhacks> [5476] [01:01:19pm] (@Xe_Xalt) rub my anus before i poop
47:34 <anotherirc3r> Brett
47:35 Mode: (by thestig) +o nate
47:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> morning anotherirc3r
47:43 Mode: (by stefen) +o anotherirc3r
47:54 Mode: (by stefen) +o asscheeks
48:09 <+anotherirc3r> thanks
48:12 Mode: (by stefen) +h bios
48:13 <thestig> partyy timeeeeeeee
48:17 Mode: (by stefen) +h Zyxt
48:24 Mode: (by stefen) +h damian
48:38 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> !ranga
48:38 <nerdhacks> [66256] Q. Why are redheads flat chested?
48:41 <nerdhacks> [66256] A. It makes it easier to read their T- shirts
48:47 <+anotherirc3r> got rid of the key, eh?
49:04 Mode: (by stefen) +hhhhhh Abortion ^pHANTOM^ BlackDevil Evil Herb_Dean nerdhacks
50:30 <+anotherirc3r> well, this is exciting
51:02 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> sounds like u are missing pliv
53:20 <stefen> loooooool
53:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> whats wrong gauci pig? not enough action for you?
53:45 <+Emma> Mx_Brettingham_Trump will give you some.
53:46 <nate> correct!
54:13 <nate> take anotherirc3r in ya lambo to makeout mountain Mx_Brettingham_Trump
54:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> 'picnic at makeout mountain'
55:03 <+anotherirc3r> as if i miss that thing
55:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> you want to be abused
55:58 <+anotherirc3r> pass
56:21 <+Emma> Mx_Brettingham_Trump wants to be abused
56:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> gauci pig wants to be raped with a broom stick
56:48 <+anotherirc3r> don't be disgusting
57:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> when are u visiting THE LOOPY DOGGGGGGGGGG?
59:13 <+anotherirc3r> i didn't know i was?
59:35 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
59:37 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> you know you are
59:41 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> dont lie to us
59:42 <+Emma> Mx_Brettingham_Trump is jealous!
59:46 <thestig> loopy is probably off with the unicorns right about now
59:58 <+anotherirc3r> right
00:20 <thestig> left
00:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> loopy will be spending 60 mins warming up a tv dinner
00:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:47 <thestig> oh cause the ovennn loll
04:21 <stefen> stig
04:26 <stefen> i cant even reply back
04:34 <stefen> You need a registered nickname to message this user
04:35 <stefen> x 20
04:36 <+Emma> hahaaaa
04:46 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
04:49 <thestig> hhahaha oh shit
05:27 <stefen> http://prntscr.com/8gydsz
05:32 <stefen> haha when i check status
05:47 <+Emma> you sending photos?
06:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> ok
06:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> im watching
06:58 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> ex
07:14 <+Emma> its finished
07:17 <stefen> updates
07:29 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> oh vicky with bear, what a slurry
08:23 <+Emma> then vicky and kirk
08:30 <+Emma> vivky and bear
08:37 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i will go fookin ham on that bitch
08:41 <+Emma> kirk gets madddddddd
08:44 <+Emma> cries
08:47 <+Emma> leaves
08:49 <+Emma> haha
09:17 <thestig> captain kirk?
10:26 <+Emma> no
10:33 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> bear talks like hes from the east end
10:38 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> thats the pov area
10:53 <+anotherirc3r> bear?
11:15 <+Emma> haha
11:23 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> yeah jen, u stupid?
11:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> BEAR
11:45 <+anotherirc3r> what a stupid name
11:53 <+Emma> did ya have a wank while watching it Mx_Brettingham_Trump?
12:17 <thestig> loll
12:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> brits spend more time at the beach in spain than aussies do in australia
13:15 <+Emma> brittanyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
14:52 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> ive been a bit of a lad in newcastle, ive fooked loads of birds
16:15 <nate> lol
16:46 <nate> Empire Of The Sun - We Are The People
17:13 <+Emma> no
17:17 <+Emma> we are not the people
17:20 <+Emma> we are the robots
18:13 Join: dasphyxie ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
18:13 Mode: (by nerdhacks) +v dasphyxie
18:26 <nate> look who it is!
18:34 <thestig> wootttt
18:39 <thestig> who is it
19:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma pig
19:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> go take me a pic of your shower
20:07 <+Emma> would you like me naked in this photo?
20:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> no
20:13 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i just want the shower
20:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> put stefen in there naked if u want
20:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> make him hold up a sign #nerdhacks
20:48 <+Emma> how about a photo on my penis saying suck me brett?
21:01 <stefen> in large font
21:01 <+Emma> while in the shower?
21:03 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> no thanks, just fuckin do what i say, good
21:08 <+Emma> nope
21:13 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
21:13 Mode: (by nerdhacks) +v Blitzkrieg
21:16 <+Emma> i never do as im told
21:23 <+Emma> stefen on the other hand
21:28 <+Emma> he is a puppet
21:36 <Blitzkrieg> Is he a little bitch irl?
21:40 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooooooool
21:43 <thestig> hahah emms
21:52 <+Emma> he is my pupppet
22:00 <+Emma> i can make him disappear
22:02 <Blitzkrieg> That's a loose yes
22:10 Mode: (by thestig) +o Blitzkrieg
22:16 <+Blitzkrieg> Cheers
22:22 <+Emma> when i sit my fat ass on, those thunder thighs also are good at hiding him.
22:30 <nate> Blitzkrieg babbbe!
22:41 <+Emma> its like playing hide and seek
22:44 <+Blitzkrieg> Nate my little bit on the side!
22:49 <thestig> haha
22:52 <+Emma> you just need to seek between the fat.
23:07 <+Emma> just lift and look.
23:09 <thestig> emms u aint fat
23:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma how bout u dont get up off your arse and dont take a pic of your shower and dont have a #nerdhacks sign in it then dont upload it
23:35 <+Emma> sure sounds like a great ideaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
24:04 <+Emma> let me just google
24:39 <+anotherirc3r> bleh. can't find any good iphone cases
24:44 <+Emma> thestig we need them to think what they say is correct.
24:56 <+Emma> immmmmmm a hefffa
25:00 <thestig> ok soz
25:10 <+Emma> thats right :)
25:10 <thestig> jen ebay
25:12 <b-queen> shut up fatso
25:17 <+Emma> yes
25:24 <+anotherirc3r> i'm checking atm
25:29 <+anotherirc3r> can't find anything good
25:44 <thestig> just hope your case choice is better then your dress choice
25:47 <thestig> OH BURN
25:49 * thestig runs
25:55 <b-queen> AHAHAHAHAHHAA
26:00 <stefen> dont make me get blondiebabe in here
26:07 <+Emma> LOL
26:09 <+Emma> MAN
26:13 <+anotherirc3r> stfu
26:14 <+Emma> that thing
26:15 <+anotherirc3r> jerk
26:24 <b-queen> biteybabe?
26:26 <+Blitzkrieg> Blondiebabe?
26:31 <+Emma> she aint even on
26:35 <stefen> hahah
26:35 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> megyn KICKIN OFF
26:45 <+Emma> such a sexy beast
26:55 <b-queen> how have you seen a pic
27:02 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> ali 3-0 megan
27:03 <b-queen> show me damn it
27:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> bretty 10-0 nerdhacks
27:15 <+Emma> HAHA just another xbox freakkkkkk
27:28 <b-queen> ohhhh
27:31 <stefen> emma tells her to msg me
27:33 <b-queen> i thought biteybabe
27:38 <stefen> then asks me why im talking to her
27:42 <+Emma> hahaaa
27:45 <b-queen> AAHHAHAHA
27:48 <stefen> dumb mutt
27:51 <+Emma> he has noo idea who or what she issss
27:53 <+Blitzkrieg> She's not 13 like most of them is she?
27:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lol holly is UGLY
28:00 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> she is irc material
28:05 <+Emma> a year younger then me
28:12 <b-queen> she cleaned herself up
28:17 <b-queen> but will always be a dirty tramp
28:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> who?
28:30 <b-queen> holly
28:36 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> you dont know what im talking about
28:52 <stefen> who doesnt know holly dumb dog
28:54 <nate> Mx_Brettingham_Trump are u smoking hot!
28:56 <b-queen> chop your attitude out you fuckin ranga
29:04 <stefen> !ranga
29:04 <%nerdhacks> [63751] Q. What's the difference between a redhead and a lawyer?
29:07 <%nerdhacks> [63751] A. There's some things even a lawyer won't do to people.
29:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> blonde holly
29:24 <b-queen> well next time be more specific
29:28 <b-queen> piece of orange shit
29:41 <+Blitzkrieg> Brutal
29:58 <stefen> Fatality!
30:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJdVnOOL1p8
30:03 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> turquoise loser
30:04 <%BlackDevil> Youtube: Vanessa Amorosi - Perfect (Mar 24, 2008) Time: 3:13 - Category: Music - 1,275,199 views - 2,876 likes (95.4%), 139 dislikes (4.6%)
30:04 <nate> for bretty
30:17 <+Emma> She is a sexy beast aswell Mx_Brettingham_Trump
30:18 <stefen> b-queen 1 - Mx_Brettingham_Trump 0
30:28 <b-queen> jus cos turquoise clashes with your orange ball of fuzz
30:36 <b-queen> you cant pull it off
31:12 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i am the giorgio armani  of #nerdhacks
31:33 <b-queen> you are the ronald mcdonald  of #nerdhacks
31:45 <+Blitzkrieg> BINGO
31:51 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> b-queen is the cathy freeman of #nerdhacks
31:54 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> KO b-queen
31:56 <nate> nOthing Grows when ya love is GOne!
32:09 <b-queen> cos i like to run?
32:16 <nate> you're still worth it!
32:51 <nate> Mx_Brettingham_Trump is full of shit!
32:53 <nate> :D~
33:00 * nate fingers
33:05 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> you know why
33:07 <+Emma> dont pull out!
33:07 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> coon
33:25 <+Emma> lol
33:53 <nate> Brian McFadden - Like Only A Woman Can
33:59 <+Emma> Mx_Brettingham_Trump i dare you to walk up to a coon and call them a black cunt better yet a coon.
34:28 <+Blitzkrieg> One up
34:34 <+Emma> I would also like video evidence of this with you saying nerdhacks in the begining and end.
34:38 <+Blitzkrieg> Tell em they're a halfcast
34:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i have done that before Emma, he just said 'ey bro u got a smoke'
34:50 <+Emma> haha
34:53 <+Emma> did ya give em one?
35:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> of course husky carrot
35:13 <b-queen> old aboriginal in city kept sayin "come here lil girl"
35:13 <+Emma> good on ya
35:19 <+Emma> hahaaaaa
35:21 <b-queen> "where you goin lil girl"
35:29 <b-queen> "hey lil blonde girl come here"
35:31 <+Emma> is he small and have a disability?
35:38 <b-queen> he was massive and old
35:42 <+Emma> ohhhhhhh okkk
35:51 <b-queen> dunno bout the disability
36:05 <+Emma> the one i know is short
36:30 <b-queen> aww ye
36:36 <+Emma> he always asked hey where ya goin, you goin to the beach aye
36:41 <+Emma> you got your bathers on
36:43 <+Emma> haha
36:45 <b-queen> AHAHAHAHA
36:53 <+Emma> that was many years ago
37:01 <+Emma> now i see him at the shopping centre
37:14 <b-queen> and he still ask if you goin beach
37:23 <+Emma> no he wouldnt remember
37:30 <+Emma> i would have been like 15
37:40 <+Emma> 11years agooooooo
37:43 <+Emma> HOW SAD!
38:20 <nate> Westlife - What Makes A Man
38:27 <+Emma> a female!
38:37 <nate> most men are women anyhowz
38:40 <+Emma> yes
38:54 <+Emma> not like the old days
39:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> if i wanna jump on BEAR i will jump on fookin BEAR
39:28 <nate> yeah u could be right, computers have corrupted man hood
39:35 <nate> all feelings and shit
39:38 <+Emma> and justin beiber
39:47 <stefen> hahah
39:54 <stefen> http://www.contentliving.com.au/homes/platinum-range/mannawood/
40:19 <nate> Westlife - Flying Without Wings
40:29 * nate smooches Mx_Brettingham_Trump
41:02 <nate> i had a spa today again
41:06 <nate> ahhhh
41:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> hi can i please come into the channel? it is the best on irc i am really really sorry
41:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> ps you are a carrot top
41:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> <BITEYBABE> no sorry bye
41:29 <stefen> ahhahha
41:56 <nate> just say u wanna lick her piss flaps
42:00 <nate> that'll get her
42:07 <b-queen> piss flaps...
42:22 <stefen> cunthole
42:24 * nate holds them apart
42:35 <b-queen> JEEZUS
42:54 <nate> Mc muffin stefens fav
43:14 <nate> hows your weight going steven!
43:19 <stefen> 66.6
43:29 <nate> awful
43:30 <b-queen> i remember when i first joined this chan
43:35 <stefen> every shit differs
43:37 <b-queen> steven was trying to put on weight
43:42 <b-queen> i was trying to lose
43:46 <stefen> hahaha
43:47 <stefen> i give up
43:52 Join: sik ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
43:52 Mode: (by nerdhacks) +v sik
44:00 <b-queen> wots dat wots dis
44:03 <stefen> who needs to be fat anywayz
44:04 <sik> k
44:10 <stefen> sup sik
44:12 Mode: (by stefen) +o sik
44:14 <+sik> i saw god today
44:19 <stefen> did you reach out
44:23 <+sik> nah
44:25 <+Emma> why did you give up b-queen?
44:27 <stefen> good man
44:31 <b-queen> AHAHAHAHAH
44:46 <+sik> fucken dam idiots
44:49 <b-queen> i lost it
44:52 <+sik> thinking i want skank
44:53 <+Emma> ohhhh haha
44:58 <stefen> who is skank
45:03 <+sik> lol @ skank wantas
45:06 <+sik> like StrykerX
45:07 <+Emma> haha
45:11 <stefen> hahhaa
45:21 <+Emma> i have 5 more to go :(
45:21 <+sik> i didnt even try
45:33 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> me names fuckin chris orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrite
45:33 <+sik> i got nearlly down her pants
45:34 <stefen> and what did u get son
45:41 <b-queen> can knock it off in 4-5 weeks!
45:52 <+sik> b-queen
45:58 <+Emma> i know but noone want to walk/run with me
46:05 <+Emma> ISNTTHAT RIGHT STEVEN!
46:08 <+sik> if i ever had chance id be taking viagra for 4 weeks
46:10 <b-queen> better on ya own with musiq anyway
46:11 <+sik> to keep up with u
46:15 <stefen> haahh
46:16 <b-queen> oh jeezus
46:23 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
46:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> kirk meltdown
46:27 <stefen> is she a big slut?
46:36 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> kirk is crying
46:38 <+Emma> hahaha yes he has a massive melt down
46:45 <+Emma> he leaves :(
46:50 <+Emma> he was good to look at
46:54 <stefen> spoiler
46:55 <+Blitzkrieg> He'd need 4 weeks of viagra to get a semi hard on
46:59 <+Blitzkrieg> Loooooool
47:13 <+Blitzkrieg> Tisk: pump it son!
47:18 <+Emma> get in it
47:21 <+Emma> get in it deeeeeeeep
47:29 <+Emma> balls deep
47:39 <+Emma> shove your balls in it too
48:20 <stefen> or just let them slap
48:33 <+Emma> no im sure it will all fit.
48:47 <+Emma> he cant get it hard stefen
49:00 Join: VeGeTa ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
49:00 Mode: (by nerdhacks) +v VeGeTa
49:04 <+Emma> he needs all the help he can get
49:09 <+Blitzkrieg> It's basically a decoration these days
49:10 <+Emma> Hi spanish guy!
49:14 <+Blitzkrieg> No real use
49:34 <nate> hewhe VeGeTa;p
49:37 <+Emma> sik do you wank yourself off?
49:44 <nate> video;p
49:48 Part: VeGeTa ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks
49:54 <+Emma> haha nate would like to watch!
50:07 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> video holding a note 'hi nerdhacks'
50:23 <+Emma> Mx_Brettingham_Trump would also like to watch
50:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> sik do a dance with your dick hanging out
50:33 <+Emma> hahaaaaaa
50:35 <+sik> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKVBjKqty0M&feature=youtu.be
50:39 <%BlackDevil> Youtube: Names Fucken Chris Alright Techno 2015 (Sep 13, 2015) Time: 3:17 - Category: Music - 28 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
50:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> preferably a stiffy
50:48 <+sik> five fucken minutes
50:52 <+sik> how u make a song
50:52 <+Blitzkrieg> Brett
50:54 <+sik> five fucken minutes
50:59 <+Blitzkrieg> He can't get a stiffy
51:05 <+Blitzkrieg> Sorry to dissapoint
51:08 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoK8DaJRDaM
51:12 <%BlackDevil> Youtube: きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - CANDY CANDY , Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - CANDY CANDY (Mar 13, 2012) Time: 3:56 - Category: Music - 25,722,980 views - 97,937 likes (95.4%), 4,757 dislikes (4.6%)
51:46 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> sik make a video where you talk about everyone in nerdhacks, so we can make a remix
51:58 <+Emma> doooo it
52:15 <nate> chhhewwwyyyy!
52:38 <nate> tisk dont give a SHIIIIT!
53:52 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> kirk ive fucked your life up, check mate mother fucker
54:09 <nate> rub my balls Mx_Brettingham_Trump!
54:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> roflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ bear 'when i went to sleep i cried'
54:35 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> tryijng to get back with holly
54:38 <+Emma> hahaaa
54:57 <stefen> good track sik
55:04 <stefen> when will i be expecting your next one?
55:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> sik we dont want to see your shit ascii, we want to see your pretty face and cock
56:43 <+Emma> yes
56:50 <+Emma> and your awesome dance skills
56:51 <+sik> trying figure out of the complex of stages of my reoccurring thoughts is funny as but doesnt help when u have to cook
56:59 <stefen> meth?
57:11 <nate> has sik just typed something ;L
57:13 <+sik> yeah once or twice i cooked barrels
57:16 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> it takes him 3 hours to cook some vegemite toast
57:16 <+sik> what
57:16 <nate> WHJAAAT!
57:25 <+sik> barrel method
57:29 <+sik> works good
57:31 <+sik> if u run
57:36 <+sik> when u add last shit
57:41 <nate> CHEWING!
57:49 <+sik> if it works u get kilos
57:57 <+sik> if it doesnt another bush fire
58:24 <nate> Tool - Stinkfist
59:14 <+Emma> so we expect the next video before the next ex arrives!
59:46 <+Emma> Mx_Brettingham_Trump did you ever watch the valleys?
00:07 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Prince Harry rocks ginger beard for his 31st birthday
00:09 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/prince-harry-rocks-ginger-beard-for-his-31st-birthday/story-fnisprwn-1227529528364
00:26 <stefen> i need a shave
00:47 <stefen> im going ranga
01:01 <b-queen> i really liked your dance moves christopher
01:13 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> is that the welsh one?
01:15 <nate> i liked tisks big floppy dick
01:22 * nate flops!
01:44 <b-queen> wots dat wots dis
02:38 <stefen> show ya how to make a song in 5 fucking minutes
03:01 <stefen> fIVe FuCKiNG MInUTeS
03:24 <thestig> lolllll
04:43 <stefen> t { var %1 = 1 | while (%1 <= $len($1-)) { var %2 = $mid($1-, %1, 1) | if (%2 == $chr(32)) { var %2 = $chr(10) } | echo -a $+(', %2, ') | var %3 = $+(%3, $iif($calc(%1 % 3) == 0, $+( , $upper(%2)), $iif($calc(%1 % 3) == 1, $+(, %2), $+(, $upper(%2))))) | inc %1 } | echo -a $replace(%3, $chr(10), $chr(32)) }
05:11 <stefen> put that in alias's
05:18 <stefen> /t five fucking minutes
05:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> if you let me in
05:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> ill go down on your for thirty minutes
05:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> wot u got to say bout dat carrot top?
05:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> <BITEYBABE> fuk off your not coming back in ever
05:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> harsh bitch
05:29 <stefen> ahha
05:30 <stefen> weasel
05:36 <+Emma> hhaha
05:42 <+sik> ?//\\
05:46 <+sik> ?\\//
05:46 <+Emma> is she hot?
05:56 <stefen> ranga hot
05:57 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> stefen thinks so
05:59 <stefen> !rnaga
06:02 <stefen> !ranga
06:02 <%nerdhacks> [96419] Q. How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
06:03 <+Emma> i bet
06:03 <+sik> ...>/>//\\\
06:05 <+sik> ...>/>//\\\
06:05 <%nerdhacks> [96419] A. She unties you
06:05 Kick: sik was kicked by nerdhacks (Are you a Carrot?)
06:17 Join: sik ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
06:17 Mode: (by nerdhacks) +v sik
06:19 <sik> https://youtu.be/mb2NsfEqJqo
06:23 <%BlackDevil> Youtube: whats this 5 fucken minutes fuck techno track 2015 (Sep 14, 2015) Time: 2:58 - Category: Music - 7 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:08 <thestig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzyMNvuee8o
07:12 <%BlackDevil> Youtube: alphaedit2015 (Sep 14, 2015) Time: 2:47 - Category: People & Blogs - 21 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:28 <stefen> tisk
07:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grh0tlJtViw <-- plivent
07:44 <%BlackDevil> Youtube: Australia in 2 Minutes (Apr 27, 2013) Time: 2:11 - Category: Entertainment - 3,373,727 views - likes dislikes
07:45 <stefen> you need a nerdhacks rant
08:03 <sik> hey what what waht hey whats this
08:15 <nate> sik u boning bitches yet
08:21 <nate> pick Blitzkrieg
08:40 <+Blitzkrieg> He's awaiting his package from AMI
08:49 <+Blitzkrieg> Before he can bone anyone
09:51 <+Blitzkrieg> Smoko then bed
10:12 <sik> oi faggreed
10:14 <sik> https://youtu.be/mb2NsfEqJqo
10:16 <nate> lol
10:18 <%BlackDevil> Youtube: whats this 5 fucken minutes fuck techno track 2015 (Sep 14, 2015) Time: 2:58 - Category: Music - 10 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
10:34 <+Emma> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTuBf4BrIgE
10:39 <%BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Get Girls To Kiss You. (May 2, 2013) Time: 3:06 - Category: Entertainment - 60,207,301 views - 362,429 likes (92%), 31,711 dislikes (8%)
10:41 <+Emma> did you watch that sik?
10:56 <+Emma> may i ask you 3 questions?
11:12 <nate> how to get girls to kiss you, dont suck thru 100 bongs per week
11:38 <+Blitzkrieg> LOL
11:43 <+Blitzkrieg> Too right nate
11:50 <+Emma> you must watch!
11:59 <+Emma> your a good kisser
12:06 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma that would work if you were a hot ginger, wouldnt work for most guys
12:06 <+Emma> yeah my sister told me that last night
12:08 <+Emma> hahaha
12:09 Quit: sik ([email protected]) Quit:
12:38 <stefen> this one is the best
12:39 <stefen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDdZHIuAzVQ
12:42 <+Emma> stefen you taking notes?
12:44 <%BlackDevil> Youtube: Gold Digger Surprise Prank! (Aug 7, 2014) Time: 1:12 - Category: Entertainment - 24,264,060 views - 229,962 likes (97.7%), 5,294 dislikes (2.3%)
12:56 <+Emma> do not suck thru 100 bongs a week
13:01 <+Emma> or you dont get kissed!
13:02 <b-queen> how the fuck does he get those girls
13:12 <+Emma> confidence
13:20 <b-queen> i wonder how many kicks in the head he got compared to kisses
13:21 <+Emma> is a great thing to have
13:30 <+Emma> haha more kicks then kisses
13:32 <b-queen> 78 kicks 6 kisses
13:46 <+Emma> yep
13:57 <+Emma> stefen
14:02 <+Emma> stefaniiiiiie
14:09 <+Emma> stefanny
14:12 <stefen> he gets bashed in one
14:13 <stefen> hahah
14:19 <+Emma> stefanny
14:59 <b-queen> the girl sittin down where stutters and fucks up his words
15:04 <b-queen> def fake
15:34 <b-queen> how to get girls to kiss you, pay them then make a vid and pretend its real
15:37 <+Emma> he may have a talet on picking up the despossssss
16:11 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit:
16:18 <+Emma> anyway think its time for bedddddd
16:50 <asscheeks> wedge your nose in the cravasse.
16:53 <asscheeks> sniff the poo particles
17:02 <asscheeks> thanks
17:05 <asscheeks> quick someone pinch my asscheeks
17:13 <b-queen> fuck up pedo
17:27 <+Blitzkrieg> For someone "straight "
17:41 <+Blitzkrieg> You have a massive arse thing
17:43 <+Emma> HAHA!
17:56 <asscheeks> Hey pinch my butt 4 me pls!
18:05 Quit: b-queen ([email protected]) Quit: .
18:15 <+Emma> oh look what you done now!
18:38 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lol b-queen cut coz no guy wants to kiss her
18:45 <+Blitzkrieg> Anyway I'm exhausted
18:47 <nate> tisk will!
18:52 <+Blitzkrieg> Peace out bitches
18:58 <nate> nite Blitzkrieg
19:02 <+Emma> byeeeeeee
19:08 * Blitzkrieg fondles nate
19:10 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
19:27 <+Emma> his and jen are having sexy time now
19:31 <+Emma> he!!!
19:38 <asscheeks> where is tisk
19:44 <asscheeks> hes a anal pirate
19:45 <stefen> gone
19:48 <asscheeks> im gonna bumjack him
19:59 <+Emma> nice
20:09 <+Emma> you enjoy that
20:42 <thestig> nate got fondled
20:54 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> haha yep
21:03 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> jen left a little bit back, drove to his house, now they are ready to fuck
21:10 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> whale on whale
21:14 <stefen> lol
21:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> ./msg grubs yeh hun im tired just going to bed, night
21:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> *gets in car*
21:58 <nate> http://www.sciencealert.com/watch-a-humpback-whale-breaches-on-top-of-a-kayak
22:26 <nate> the scientist were so happy, they nearly got killed
22:33 <nate> such is life;l
24:08 <nate> mush face sarah GONE!
27:56 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> nate
28:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> have you still got a stiffy for taylor swift?
28:10 <nate> mbision likes taylor swift
28:26 <nate> i dont like her one little bit, i'd bum jack her
28:44 <nate> then kick her off a cliff
29:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> nate
29:02 <nate> accidently
29:14 <nate> ;l
29:16 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> the milf will win
29:29 Join: sik ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
29:29 Mode: (by nerdhacks) +v sik
29:33 <nate> nah the Nlajahjjannna fucking annoying name
29:37 Nick: sik is now known as themongrelorgod
29:41 <nate> lana is the go
29:41 <themongrelorgod> u choose
29:42 <themongrelorgod> u choose
29:43 <themongrelorgod> u choose
30:17 <nate> njpajamma, is a woggy bitch nasty hoe
30:25 <themongrelorgod> fuk up faggot
30:28 <themongrelorgod> got eat shit
30:36 <nate> themongrelorgod i will eat your shit
30:45 <themongrelorgod> no u wont
30:50 <nate> then ya soul
31:02 <themongrelorgod> u want to swallow satans soul
31:08 <themongrelorgod> u dumb fuck
31:15 <nate> yeah u got a nice penis?
31:25 <themongrelorgod> slut here now
31:30 <themongrelorgod> or i go to city
31:35 <themongrelorgod> federal police hq
31:39 <themongrelorgod> give addresses
31:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> themongrelorgod have you heard back from the niggers lately?
31:48 <themongrelorgod> to every place she has been at i know of
31:50 <themongrelorgod> to every place she has been at i know of
32:06 <nate> nice 6'5 penis!
32:10 <themongrelorgod> here now
32:14 <themongrelorgod> or u dont east
32:16 <themongrelorgod> eat
32:18 <themongrelorgod> free
32:20 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> themongrelorgod have you heard back from the niggers lately?
32:20 <themongrelorgod> again
32:24 <themongrelorgod> enjoy jail fuckers
32:25 <themongrelorgod> enjoy jail fuckers
32:26 <themongrelorgod> enjoy jail fuckers
32:49 <themongrelorgod> https://youtu.be/mb2NsfEqJqo
32:50 <nate> Alice In Chains - Rooster
32:53 <%BlackDevil> Youtube: whats this 5 fucken minutes fuck techno track 2015 (Sep 14, 2015) Time: 2:58 - Category: Music - 10 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
33:01 <themongrelorgod> all i need is 5 fucken minutes
33:05 <themongrelorgod> all u are fucked
33:12 <themongrelorgod> here now
33:15 <themongrelorgod> fuck heads
33:26 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> themongrelorgod put all this in a video
33:30 <nate> Here something to take you back to the days when Clinton was still president and Blossom was a highly successful NBC sitcom
33:34 <nate> lol blossom
33:37 <nate> rembah that Mx_Brettingham_Trump
34:00 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> what is it
34:04 <themongrelorgod> i eat as much as small child
34:09 <themongrelorgod> cuase of some bitch
34:11 <themongrelorgod> or the cops
34:14 <asscheeks> someone bumjack me
34:15 <asscheeks> plz
34:16 <asscheeks> !!
34:18 <themongrelorgod> and fucken fuck heads
34:26 <themongrelorgod> i want to kill everyone
34:40 <themongrelorgod> out of 3 years
34:48 <themongrelorgod> i reckon i ate 500 days
34:54 <themongrelorgod> or that 3 years
35:01 <themongrelorgod> u fuck heads
35:02 <themongrelorgod> here now
35:07 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QImXT8DDQ_Q
35:12 <%BlackDevil> Youtube: Blossom Intro Season 1 (Jan 26, 2009) Time: 0:48 - Category: Comedy - 284,654 views - likes (95.2%), 22 dislikes (4.8%)
35:49 <themongrelorgod> fucken scum
35:53 <themongrelorgod> u all fuck o ff
35:54 <themongrelorgod> off
35:57 <themongrelorgod> go die
36:00 * nate dead
36:03 <themongrelorgod> cause u not going to heaven
36:06 <themongrelorgod> or hell
36:08 <themongrelorgod> u go limbo
36:12 <nate> we going to tisks
36:16 <themongrelorgod> thats 5 million times worse
36:17 <nate> limbo party time
36:21 <themongrelorgod> u go limbo
36:23 <themongrelorgod> thats 5 million times worse
36:29 <themongrelorgod> cause u not going to heaven
36:29 * nate limbos under tisks arms
36:32 <themongrelorgod> or hell
36:51 <themongrelorgod> ive wanted to die since i was 10
37:05 <themongrelorgod> and u shit cunts play your fucked up shit on me
37:15 <nate> nah once u get them teeth cleaned u will have 100 bitches!
37:15 <themongrelorgod> give me now
37:16 <themongrelorgod> give me now
37:17 <themongrelorgod> and u shit cunts play your fucked up shit on me
37:19 <themongrelorgod> give me now
37:24 <themongrelorgod> or i go to feds
37:27 <themongrelorgod> in big way
37:50 <nate> tisk u are not an underage girl
38:04 <nate> grow a set of testicals :D
38:14 <nate> then flick them
38:18 <themongrelorgod> what
38:31 <themongrelorgod> u fuck off faggot
38:33 <themongrelorgod> eat shit
38:46 <themongrelorgod> i was raped
38:49 <themongrelorgod> molested
38:53 <themongrelorgod> u fuck off
38:53 <nate> i dont mind eating shit or being a faggot ;l
38:55 <themongrelorgod> u fuck off
38:57 <themongrelorgod> u fuck off
39:04 <nate> this rape shit, u may have to see someone
39:10 <nate> slinky support group
39:23 <nate> it'll have tisk oskar and slinky
39:33 <nate> discussing how they move forward into loving arms
39:39 <themongrelorgod> it wil have scum fuck of austnet
39:43 * nate holds out hands
39:51 <themongrelorgod> then i will only be left
39:53 <themongrelorgod> it wil have scum fuck of austnet
39:56 <themongrelorgod> then i will only be left
40:03 <themongrelorgod> off even
40:07 <themongrelorgod> fucken scum
40:09 <themongrelorgod> die
40:26 <themongrelorgod> u are fucken worse than dog shit
40:28 <themongrelorgod> die
40:31 <themongrelorgod> fucken die
40:34 <themongrelorgod> dog shit scum
40:34 Kick: themongrelorgod was kicked by Zyxt (flood)
40:36 <nate> Stone Temple Pilots - Plush
40:38 Join: themongrelorgod ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
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40:58 <nate> why do dog poos turn white tisk :D
41:18 <themongrelorgod> her here now
41:22 <nate> cause white is right
41:24 <themongrelorgod> or feds ring tomorrow
41:25 <nate> whaahah!
41:31 <themongrelorgod> till they turn up at doors
41:34 <themongrelorgod> her here now
41:37 <themongrelorgod> or feds ring tomorrow
41:40 <themongrelorgod> till they turn up at doors
41:41 <+Emma> what?
41:50 <themongrelorgod> what i said
41:50 <+Emma> explain a bit more clearly please
41:53 <themongrelorgod> english
41:53 <nate> are the neighbours complaining bout ya sexy dancing
42:02 <+Emma> who do you want in here?
42:06 <themongrelorgod> i call feds give every address this chicks been at
42:07 <themongrelorgod> i call feds give every address this chicks been at
42:08 <themongrelorgod> i call feds give every address this chicks been at
42:09 Kick: themongrelorgod was kicked by stefen (Are you a Carrot?)
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42:14 <+Emma> what chick?
42:18 <themongrelorgod> her here now
42:22 <nate> emma is a girl :D
42:22 <themongrelorgod> fucken slut
42:23 <themongrelorgod> fucken slut
42:24 <themongrelorgod> fucken slut
42:24 Kick: themongrelorgod was kicked by stefen (Are you a Carrot?)
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42:27 <nate> lol
42:34 <+Emma> i am
42:42 <nate> bite on Emma tisky!
42:46 <nate> them teeth ;D
42:56 <nate> Nom NOm!
42:59 <themongrelorgod> u save my life
43:00 <+Emma> ZOMBIE!
43:03 <themongrelorgod> then dont come back
43:10 <themongrelorgod> what if i try kill myself
43:14 <+Emma> who are you on about themongrelorgod?
43:14 <themongrelorgod> u coming back
43:16 <themongrelorgod> what if i try kill myself
43:18 <themongrelorgod> u coming back
43:21 <nate> dont do it tisk, StrykerX will be sad
43:33 <themongrelorgod> u fuck heads
43:35 <themongrelorgod> die
43:36 <themongrelorgod> die
43:40 <themongrelorgod> die
43:41 <+Emma> are you crying?
43:43 <themongrelorgod> die
43:43 Kick: themongrelorgod was kicked by stefen (Are you a Carrot?)
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43:49 <themongrelorgod> die
43:51 <+Emma> would you like a shoulder to cry on?
43:51 <themongrelorgod> die
43:54 <themongrelorgod> die
43:55 <+Emma> nate will give you his
43:58 <themongrelorgod> die
43:58 <nate> i would love to die
44:01 <themongrelorgod> die
44:01 <nate> lol
44:04 <themongrelorgod> die
44:07 <themongrelorgod> die
44:09 <themongrelorgod> die
44:11 <themongrelorgod> die
44:13 <themongrelorgod> scum
44:14 <+Emma> POOPHOLE
44:15 <themongrelorgod> scum
44:17 <themongrelorgod> die
44:18 <+Emma> cum
44:18 <themongrelorgod> scum
44:19 <+Emma> cum
44:20 <+Emma> cum
44:21 <themongrelorgod> die
44:23 <themongrelorgod> scum
44:25 <themongrelorgod> die
44:27 <themongrelorgod> scum
44:29 <themongrelorgod> die
44:32 <+Emma> suck me
44:33 <themongrelorgod> u wanta start
44:42 <themongrelorgod> i will have u fed to sharks
44:48 <+Emma> suck me beautiful
44:49 <themongrelorgod> thats it
44:51 <themongrelorgod> u fucked up
44:51 <+Emma> suck me
44:52 <themongrelorgod> sorry
44:56 <themongrelorgod> dont come back later
45:03 <themongrelorgod> u fucked up do not pass go
45:10 <themongrelorgod> bye
45:12 <+Emma> can i collect 200?
45:12 <themongrelorgod> fuck heads
45:17 <nate> have u got pimples on ya butt tisk :D
45:18 <themongrelorgod> lol when u get raided
45:19 <themongrelorgod> lol when u get raided
45:20 <themongrelorgod> lol when u get raided
45:20 Kick: themongrelorgod was kicked by stefen (Are you a Carrot?)
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45:35 <+Emma> who are you refering to themongrelorgod?
45:45 <nate> Stone Temple Pilots - Sour Girl
45:46 <themongrelorgod> u figure it out
45:49 <+Emma> the ones you want are not here
45:56 <+Emma> they left to have sex
45:59 <nate> only girl tisk knows is oskar
46:09 <+Emma> im sure they wil be done soon
46:18 Mode: (by nate) +vvv auxsub frosty grubs
46:19 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Connection closed
46:26 <+Emma> just give it time, they will be back.
46:36 <themongrelorgod> u all come i smack u all in face 1 by 1
46:37 <themongrelorgod> u all come i smack u all in face 1 by 1
46:38 <themongrelorgod> u all come i smack u all in face 1 by 1
46:38 Kick: themongrelorgod was kicked by stefen (Are you a Carrot?)
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46:43 <+Emma> Even me?
46:48 <+Emma> :(
46:49 <themongrelorgod> yeah u even more
46:53 <nate> lol
46:54 <+Emma> why me?
46:55 <themongrelorgod> u ask for 10
46:58 <+Emma> Im so loveable!
47:01 <nate> smack her on the bum
47:02 <themongrelorgod> bullshit
47:06 <+Emma> no bullshit
47:30 <themongrelorgod> my head has been done in since 10 years old
47:41 <+Emma> how old are you now?
47:45 <themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u
47:46 <themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u
47:47 <themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u
47:47 Kick: themongrelorgod was kicked by stefen (Are you a Carrot?)
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47:51 <nate> what are you gonna be tomorrow cunt, yesterday means nothing
48:24 <+Emma> anyway
48:28 <+Emma> time for bed
48:32 * nate falls into tisks bed
48:36 <themongrelorgod>  <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u
48:36 <themongrelorgod> <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u
48:37 <themongrelorgod> <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u
48:38 <nate> it smells
48:41 <themongrelorgod>  <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u
48:41 <themongrelorgod> <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u <+themongrelorgod> leave my emotions alone u fucken dead cunts if i find u
48:51 <themongrelorgod> get the point now
48:53 <nate> bye emma!
48:55 <themongrelorgod> her here now
48:57 <+Emma> enjoy nate
48:59 <themongrelorgod> of u all dead
49:03 <themongrelorgod> cunts
49:05 <themongrelorgod> or
49:10 <themongrelorgod> come on u fucks
49:11 <themongrelorgod> come
49:12 <+Emma> pisssssssssssssss
49:14 <themongrelorgod> weak cunts
49:15 <+Emma> on nate
49:16 <themongrelorgod> weak cunts
49:17 <themongrelorgod> weak cunts
49:17 Kick: themongrelorgod was kicked by stefen (Are you a Carrot?)
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49:26 <+Emma> themongrelorgod you need sleep
49:27 <nate> tisk did u give up weed?
49:29 <nate> lol
49:46 <+Emma> go rest your head on nates lap
49:55 <+Emma> You will be served breakfast when you wake
50:04 <+Emma> sosageeeeeeeeeeeeefest!
50:06 <nate> Marilyn Manson 10-Angel With The Scabbed Wings
50:13 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i dont think Emma pig is a good name for you
50:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i think Emma cunt is better
50:26 <nate> Mx_Brettingham_Trump!
50:42 <nate> pigs have cunts ;D
50:47 <+Emma> I have a cunt
50:52 <+Emma> but im not sure if i am one
51:18 <nate> tisk wants to lick one with dem teeth
51:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma pig cunt
51:23 <+Emma> hahaaaa
51:25 * nate feels sick
51:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> its settled
51:38 <+Emma> Mx_Brettingham_Trump go to bed old man
51:39 <nate> Mx_Brettingham_Trump u are a gentleman
51:40 <themongrelorgod> die
51:45 <themongrelorgod> calling feds tomorrow
51:48 <themongrelorgod> bye all
51:53 Quit: themongrelorgod ([email protected]) Quit:
51:56 <nate> tisk call them for a dental plan ;l
52:00 <+Emma> hahaaaaaaaaa
52:12 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
52:14 <+Emma> fuckkkkkkkk
52:19 <+Emma> what a tool
52:25 <+Emma> needs another shot
52:29 <+Emma> he is hangingggggggg
52:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> you'd root him Emma
52:40 <+Emma> id only root you Mx_Brettingham_Trump
52:49 <nate> husky voice Mx_Brettingham_Trump good choice
52:54 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i know i have become used to this
52:56 <+Emma> i only got dosss eyes for youuuuuuu
53:09 <thestig> luls
53:20 <nate> "Irresponsible Hate Anthem" - Marilyn Manson
53:27 <stefen> as xalt would say
53:31 <stefen> !xalt
53:32 <%nerdhacks> [186] [04:03:34pm] (@Xe_Xalt) i like how i rambled
53:35 <thestig> omg bed!
53:36 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i know stefen pays me to talk to you so he can play his games
53:38 <thestig> lol
53:46 <+Emma> Mx_Brettingham_Trump dont tell steven
53:50 <stefen> !xalt
53:50 <%nerdhacks> [7135] [01:29:40pm] (@Xe_Xalt) it makes my anus fart
53:51 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma
53:53 <+Emma> its our dirty little secret
53:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> stefen thinks you are a loser
53:58 <+Emma> its ok
54:04 <+Emma> im here for you
54:34 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i am well aware of this
54:39 <+Emma> stud muffin
54:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> you are hear for me
54:50 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> im hear for nate
54:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> nate is here for stefen
54:59 <+Emma> hear?
55:02 <+Emma> Or here?
55:07 <+Emma> Which one is it?
55:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
55:13 <nate> hearing aid bretty
55:17 <nate> o.O
55:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> nate
55:31 <+Emma> he is getting old
55:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i was distracted coz i am watching heather on the project
55:44 <nate> i saw her on tv at gym
55:49 <+Emma> oh HEARther?
55:52 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> bullshit
55:59 <nate> didnt know what she was saying
55:59 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> oh on the tv!
56:12 <+Emma> LOL AND IM THE LOSER!!
56:13 <nate> she do a rap or something
56:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma can't here properly
56:31 <+Emma> i can not hear
56:35 <+Emma> thats why i reeed
56:56 <nate> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/the-bachelor-contestant-heather-maltman-raps-on-the-project/story-fn948wjf-1227530768200
57:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma do you find it funny that stefen thinks he is a cool father?
57:38 <+Emma> nope
57:58 <+Emma> are you a father Mx_Brettingham_Trump?
58:47 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> yes nate that is what i was watching when i made the typos
59:02 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i was trying to watch lovely heather and i had Emma pig cunt distracting me
59:04 <nate> Dried Up, Tied and Dead to the World - Marilyn tisk manson
59:38 <+Emma> that happens with age
59:43 <nate> Mx_Brettingham_Trump u can say cunt when ya mad Mx_Brettingham_Trump, or u can type carnt.. rules bitch :D
59:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> im not mad
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