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00:00:02 <+thestig> RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
00:00:27 <slinky_J> rarrrrrr
00:00:29 <slinky_J> ahahaha
00:00:36 <slinky_J> wheres sonic ay
00:01:40 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
00:05:05 <Inheritance> slinky_J
00:05:12 <Inheritance> do you speak to your rat like you speak to us?
00:05:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> he lets his rat go down his jocks
00:05:50 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> and he moans 'oh amelia amelia'
00:06:25 <amelia> LeT DoWN YouR LoNG HaiR
00:06:37 <stevenn> looooooooooooooooooool
00:07:37 <slinky_J> ye Inheritance
00:07:41 <Inheritance> you do?
00:07:44 <Inheritance> so you abuse your rat?
00:07:49 <Inheritance> because what you are doing to us is abuse
00:07:51 <slinky_J> i speak to her like i do you now
00:07:58 <slinky_J> except
00:08:05 <slinky_J> I'm not a little shit like you
00:08:06 <Inheritance> why did you call it amelia?
00:08:20 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> he gets high on meth and rapes the rat
00:08:20 <amelia> cos i look like a rat
00:08:22 <slinky_J> why does it matter?
00:08:25 <slinky_J> LOL amelia
00:08:29 <slinky_J> ahahaha
00:08:32 <amelia> twitchu twitchy
00:08:41 <slinky_J> coz the rat looks like a human?
00:08:44 <Inheritance> slinky_J why did you call it amelia?
00:08:47 <slinky_J> and needs a name?
00:08:48 <slinky_J> LOL
00:08:57 <Emma> Inheritance> haha ive got your kid ;)
00:09:01 <LoopyDOG> sexy lil rat
00:09:12 <slinky_J> wu tang didnt want to know me if i hadda kid was illegit?
00:09:23 <slinky_J> and the song illegit wasnt legit!
00:09:25 <slinky_J> wat
00:09:33 <amelia> afterrrrr laughterrrrr comes desperate tearzzzzzz
00:09:35 <slinky_J> dont ask stupid questions
00:09:45 Quit: LoopyDOG ([email protected]) Quit:
00:09:52 <slinky_J> amelia nod to the vinnie paz throw back!
00:10:09 <amelia> the sample for Tearz is joy
00:10:14 <amelia> have you heard the original
00:10:29 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2frJ3e0hxPE
00:10:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vinnie Paz - End of Days (feat. Block McCloud) [Official Music Video] (Apr 19, 2012) Time: 3:51 - Category: Music - 9,346,711 views - 69,216 likes (97.8%), 1,536 dislikes (2.2%)
00:10:37 <slinky_J> oh man for tearz
00:10:38 <slinky_J> ye
00:10:44 <slinky_J> i havent
00:10:45 <Inheritance> vinnie paz is shit mate
00:10:47 <Inheritance> fuck off
00:10:51 <slinky_J> give me the original amelia
00:10:53 <Inheritance> he's a jewish cunt
00:10:59 <amelia> https://youtu.be/F7pqO7YKBt0
00:11:00 <Inheritance> stop listening to his bullshit
00:11:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wendy Rene - After Laughter [HQ] (Mar 29, 2012) Time: 3:03 - Category: Music - 455,646 views - 3,000 likes (99.1%), 27 dislikes (0.9%)
00:11:04 <slinky_J> ty
00:11:12 <Inheritance> Emma im going to expose your kid on the internet
00:11:18 <Emma> do it
00:11:19 <Inheritance> just need his name
00:11:20 <Emma> i want to see
00:11:22 <slinky_J> i get it on headset
00:11:29 <slinky_J> mang plivent u dont work
00:11:34 <Emma> ill stay awake it night
00:11:37 <Emma> just to see
00:11:40 <Inheritance> ok
00:11:44 <Inheritance> stay awake all tonight
00:11:44 <slinky_J> you dont know hip hop
00:11:51 <Inheritance> slinky_J vinnie paz is shit
00:11:51 <slinky_J> there's no comparison.
00:11:58 <slinky_J> Ur just shit dude.
00:12:03 <Inheritance> he is a jew scum like necro and cage
00:12:06 <Inheritance> both jewish scumbags
00:12:07 <slinky_J> SORRY!
00:12:10 <stevenn> Inheritance
00:12:15 <Inheritance> it's all shit music
00:12:15 <slinky_J> ahahahahahahayeeaahhh
00:12:18 <Inheritance> made for shit heads
00:12:19 <stevenn> you cant produce a kid
00:12:20 <stevenn> hahaha
00:12:21 <Inheritance> like you to follow
00:12:29 <Inheritance> stevenn i dont want a kid for a long time
00:12:33 <stevenn> hahahhaa
00:12:34 <Inheritance> id rather a life mate
00:12:39 <stevenn> on irc
00:12:39 <Inheritance> your life is an xbox server
00:12:39 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> !ranga
00:12:41 <stevenn> ?
00:12:43 <Inheritance> with 8 year olds
00:12:44 <Inheritance> LOL!
00:12:46 <stevenn> haahahha
00:12:49 <Emma> <Inheritance> your life is an xbox server
00:12:53 <Emma> and your life is irc
00:12:56 <Emma> LOSERRR
00:12:57 <Inheritance> Emma no its not
00:13:03 <stevenn> his life is tryn to get jen
00:13:07 <stevenn> but jen dont want him or oskar
00:13:10 <Inheritance> ive already got jen
00:13:11 <stevenn> twin brothers
00:13:12 <Inheritance> fuck off
00:13:13 <stevenn> haahahahaa
00:13:13 <Inheritance> she's mine
00:13:14 <Emma> he thinks we are here all the time
00:13:16 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Inheritance are you goign to fuck Emma?
00:13:22 <Inheritance> no
00:13:24 <Inheritance> not Emma
00:13:25 <Emma> everytime i come on he is already here
00:13:25 <Inheritance> gauci
00:13:25 <stevenn> hahahaaha
00:13:33 <slinky_J> You want to play chess you play a weak position, I send forth my horse you smooth, fucken move hookers I move your hooker's moves with me
00:13:36 Mode: (by stevenn) -o Inheritance
00:13:41 <Inheritance> ohh no
00:13:43 <Inheritance> stevenn
00:13:46 <Inheritance> dont de op me man
00:13:47 <Inheritance> fuck
00:13:48 Mode: (by stevenn) +b *!*@0a7345d4.bigpond.net.au
00:13:53 <slinky_J> how the poison in my veins
00:14:00 <slinky_J> pfff
00:14:07 Kick: Inheritance was kicked by stevenn (LOOOOOOOOOOOOL your a fat little wog looking cunt)
00:14:19 <slinky_J> STEVVEN NOW DOES IT
00:14:21 <slinky_J> cmon
00:14:25 <slinky_J> dont fuck me bro
00:14:32 <slinky_J> u think its fun for everyone else
00:14:36 <slinky_J> cept u
00:14:44 <amelia> ohhh he got to steven
00:14:47 <Emma> slinky_J they fuck with you all day
00:14:49 <Emma> you enjoy it
00:14:54 <stevenn> hahahahaha
00:14:55 <Emma> then you try get us with it
00:14:57 <slinky_J> naw well
00:14:59 <slinky_J> now it is
00:15:01 <amelia> steven never bans
00:15:02 <slinky_J> i can relax
00:15:04 <slinky_J> lolols
00:15:06 <Emma> it font work for us
00:15:11 <slinky_J> fucken
00:15:15 <stevenn> everyone else does
00:15:19 <stevenn> i thought i would try it
00:15:20 <stevenn> hahahahahaa
00:15:22 <amelia> ahaahaha
00:15:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> steven_ is having a meltdown
00:15:28 <stevenn> didnt feel as good as advertised
00:15:29 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHA
00:15:29 <stevenn> ahahahahaa
00:15:32 <stevenn> yes
00:15:32 <Emma> where is his photo?
00:15:34 <slinky_J> anyway
00:15:44 <slinky_J> it took a long time
00:15:46 <Emma> anyone got his photo?
00:15:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> now you can get back to doing important things like taking pics of your fridge
00:15:51 <slinky_J> i dont evne have
00:15:52 Mode: (by stevenn) -b *!*@0a7345d4.bigpond.net.au
00:15:56 <slinky_J> the shit to say i did it
00:15:58 <slinky_J> :/
00:16:04 <slinky_J> gay as
00:16:08 <slinky_J> soz steven_
00:16:18 <slinky_J> i wanted to win the fucken war bro
00:16:31 <slinky_J> n Emma soz both
00:16:33 <Emma> you will never win the war
00:16:36 <stevenn> hahahha
00:16:37 <slinky_J> dude
00:16:41 <stevenn> i dont care what you say br
00:16:44 <slinky_J> i never had anythin against u
00:16:45 <Emma> where is the cunts photo?
00:16:50 <slinky_J> it was just pliv
00:16:52 <stevenn> i now know your a fag like most of em
00:16:59 <slinky_J> steven dude
00:17:08 <stevenn> pliv = fag
00:17:11 <stevenn> oskar = fag
00:17:11 <slinky_J> yer
00:17:13 <slinky_J> so
00:17:14 <stevenn> slinky_J = fag
00:17:16 <slinky_J> dude
00:17:21 <slinky_J> i cant do something?
00:17:29 <slinky_J> i gotta tell u
00:17:33 <amelia> brett = corrot
00:17:34 <slinky_J> like ur my fucking mother
00:17:36 <slinky_J> some shit
00:17:38 <slinky_J> wtf
00:17:39 <stevenn> bredtt = fag
00:17:41 <slinky_J> fk off cunt
00:17:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> !ranga
00:17:44 <stevenn> i forgot brett
00:17:46 <slinky_J> im not ur bitch man
00:17:51 <slinky_J> i have my own plan
00:17:54 <stevenn> but he would also be on that list
00:17:56 <slinky_J> was pretty good
00:18:04 <slinky_J> how i see it bro
00:18:08 <slinky_J> was good
00:18:12 <Emma> your another two faced cunt like the rest
00:18:12 <slinky_J> pliv is gone
00:18:18 <stevenn> no he aint
00:18:20 <slinky_J> and u havent gone me
00:18:20 <stevenn> he can come back
00:18:25 <slinky_J> mang
00:18:28 <slinky_J> u ever think
00:18:29 <+thestig> steven how will amelia get her shoes now
00:18:31 <slinky_J> about me
00:18:32 <stevenn> he is just a lil fat cunt who is full of shit
00:18:35 <slinky_J> fuck man
00:18:36 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> what list is this?
00:18:38 <slinky_J> ye
00:18:39 <stevenn> he thinks posting pics is cool
00:18:47 <amelia> steven fucks everything up for me
00:18:51 <Emma> i want his pics?
00:18:52 <slinky_J> oh
00:18:53 <amelia> he so selfish
00:18:54 <stevenn> haahahhah
00:18:57 <stevenn> how!
00:18:58 <amelia> only finks about himself
00:18:59 <slinky_J> he's gone bad
00:19:00 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> amelia was trying to get into plivents pants
00:19:02 <+thestig> bloody stevenn
00:19:03 <Emma> someone get me one of his photos
00:19:03 <slinky_J> like i dont know
00:19:05 <stevenn> he can come back
00:19:06 <stevenn> ahahahahha
00:19:10 <slinky_J> like i dont know where plivent lives
00:19:11 <amelia> think about the shoes steven, the shoes
00:19:14 <slinky_J> uh oh uhnfff
00:19:15 <slinky_J> dude
00:19:36 <+thestig> STEVENNNNN http://i.imgur.com/AkSeI30.jpg
00:19:36 <slinky_J> i'm not a slab of fat ribs
00:19:49 <amelia> AHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHA ALFEE
00:19:51 <stevenn> haha
00:19:52 <amelia> phteven
00:19:56 <+thestig> hahha
00:20:00 <+thestig> i love that dog
00:20:21 <amelia> its so ugly its cute
00:20:27 <+thestig> yes!
00:20:49 <slinky_J> plivent thought so
00:21:01 <slinky_J> it gave him a fucken brain thing
00:21:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> plivent 1-0 #nerdhacks
00:21:40 <slinky_J> dude
00:21:45 <slinky_J> brain cells
00:21:47 <amelia> pliv broke steven for sure
00:21:53 <slinky_J> come and go and he
00:22:00 <stevenn> hhaahhahahahahha
00:22:02 <slinky_J> didn't see that show..
00:22:15 <slinky_J> steven_ man i love u
00:22:19 <stevenn> na, im stoned
00:22:21 <amelia> it all happened so quickly
00:22:26 <slinky_J> hope u see sometime dude
00:22:26 <stevenn> if he has to use my kid against me
00:22:31 <amelia> one minute hes watching chris dancing vid
00:22:34 <stevenn> 'im posting your kids pic'
00:22:38 <amelia> the next he bans
00:22:39 <stevenn> weak cunt
00:22:40 <slinky_J> yer
00:22:42 <slinky_J> my kid
00:22:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> irc is REJUVENATING stevenn and Emma's relationship after years of staleness
00:22:45 <slinky_J> was used against me
00:22:47 <slinky_J> on here
00:22:47 <amelia> did he say he gon post kid pics
00:22:49 <slinky_J> heaps
00:22:53 <amelia> how did he get kid pics
00:22:54 <slinky_J> u dont like that now?
00:22:55 <Emma> <Inheritance> haha ive got your kid ;)
00:22:56 <Emma> <Inheritance> haha ive got your kid ;)
00:22:57 <Emma> <Inheritance> haha ive got your kid ;)
00:22:57 <slinky_J> steven
00:22:58 <Emma> <Inheritance> haha ive got your kid ;)
00:22:59 <Emma> <Inheritance> haha ive got your kid ;)
00:23:00 <Emma> <Inheritance> haha ive got your kid ;)
00:23:01 Kick: Emma was kicked by Zyxt (flood)
00:23:01 Join: Emma ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
00:23:01 <Emma> <Inheritance> haha ive got your kid ;)
00:23:01 <slinky_J> NOW U DONT LIKE IT
00:23:02 <Emma> <Inheritance> haha ive got your kid ;)
00:23:03 <Emma> <Inheritance> haha ive got your kid ;)
00:23:04 <Emma> <Inheritance> haha ive got your kid ;)
00:23:04 Kick: Emma was kicked by Zyxt (flood)
00:23:04 Join: Emma ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
00:23:05 <Emma> <Inheritance> haha ive got your kid ;)
00:23:05 Kick: Emma was kicked by bios (flood)
00:23:05 Join: Emma ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
00:23:06 <Emma> <Inheritance> haha ive got your kid ;)
00:23:06 Quit: Emma ([email protected]) Excess flood
00:23:06 <slinky_J> was used against me
00:23:10 <slinky_J> heaps
00:23:11 <+thestig> flooded it mate
00:23:15 <stevenn> hahahahah
00:23:15 Join: Emma ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
00:23:15 <slinky_J> u dont like it
00:23:18 <amelia> meltdowns
00:23:22 <Emma> post my kids pic
00:23:23 <slinky_J> til it happens to you?
00:23:24 <slinky_J> dude
00:23:28 <slinky_J> cmon right
00:23:30 <amelia> how did he get kid pic
00:23:32 <Emma> he will meet someone he will never wish to meet
00:23:32 <slinky_J> why does my kid
00:23:34 <slinky_J> deserve it
00:23:41 <Emma> slinky_J if he post pics
00:23:43 <Emma> he will die
00:23:45 <slinky_J> and then some cunt can give urs
00:23:48 <Emma> look at this
00:23:51 <slinky_J> man Emma
00:23:56 <amelia> how does he get kid pic and i cant even get hair pic
00:23:59 <amelia> fuck sake
00:24:01 <+thestig> lolll
00:24:09 <slinky_J> i only said shit earlier to push out that tupac plivent fuck
00:24:20 <slinky_J> i knew itd make u guys hate me
00:24:24 <slinky_J> i didnt care
00:24:29 <slinky_J> but never say that shit.
00:24:29 <amelia> he wont post it, we're still waiting on him to post babydork pic
00:24:40 <slinky_J> u have a kid together <3
00:24:55 <slinky_J> amelia they never would
00:25:01 <slinky_J> it's why
00:25:47 <slinky_J> WHAT CUTS ME
00:25:48 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxl5KJvZYvg
00:25:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Old Soul Mix - Danny White, Don Bryant, Doris Allen, Ruby Johnson (Aug 7, 2012) Time: 52:44 - Category: Music - 1,553,224 views - likes (96.3%), 180 dislikes (3.7%)
00:25:59 <slinky_J> IS SHIT AINT QUIK AINT SO COOL LIKE SHIT AINT SHIT
00:26:10 <slinky_J> LIKE SHIT THAT AINT SHIT AINT SHIT AINT FUCKING COOL BITCH!
00:26:39 <slinky_J> LIKE WHAT FUCK YOU BETTER GET MY COCK A HOLE HOLES ARE HOLES COST MON EY MONEY FOR A HOLE HOLES COST A LOT OF MONEY!
00:26:57 <slinky_J> k. bITCH
00:27:18 Quit: stevenn ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
00:27:50 Quit: Emma ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
00:28:06 <+thestig> awww they left together
00:29:23 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> he must have gone to suck her cock
00:29:28 <amelia> its been an eventful night everybody
00:29:44 <amelia> i suggest we all compose ourselves & start afresh tomollow
00:29:49 <+thestig> lol
00:30:28 Quit: Mx_Brettingham_Trump ([email protected]) Quit:
00:36:53 <slinky_J> amelia
00:36:55 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l75Z8wil_U
00:37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks "Design in Malice" feat. Young Zee & Pacewon - Official Video (Dec 22, 2011) Time: 3:56 - Category: Music - 7,820,962 views - 48,508 likes (98.3%), 820 dislikes (1.7%)
00:37:04 <slinky_J> watch that
00:37:35 <slinky_J> steven_ u want to play like shit isnt real?
00:37:58 <slinky_J> Perth to Adelaide
00:38:21 <slinky_J> don't be such a punk huh
00:38:39 <amelia> dat beat
00:38:45 <slinky_J> you and your girl are shit duyde i seen you on skype
00:38:56 <slinky_J> beat rules
00:39:02 <amelia> emma looks decent in pic
00:39:04 <amelia> natural
00:39:08 <slinky_J> and young z
00:39:09 <amelia> and they not here they got dc
00:39:13 <slinky_J> then vinnie
00:39:18 <slinky_J> then jusallah
00:39:25 <amelia> beat is niceness
00:39:36 <slinky_J> and now there i no such thing they broke up
00:39:41 <slinky_J> it's like
00:39:50 <slinky_J> they say about the new movie
00:39:52 <slinky_J> NWA
00:39:55 <slinky_J> ten yrs
00:39:56 <slinky_J> man
00:40:02 <slinky_J> i was into that shit
00:40:21 <slinky_J> and into it ino in 1991 when eazy pulled out
00:40:28 <slinky_J> n woulnt let dre go
00:40:44 <slinky_J> i was around for it oz eazy studio
00:40:49 <slinky_J> and suge knight
00:41:05 <slinky_J> uno about it amelia?
00:41:35 <slinky_J> L L baby
00:43:09 <slinky_J> IF UR GONNA DISS ME AND CRAP
00:43:22 <slinky_J> THIS SHOULD BE FUCKEN CHRISTIAN R AP
00:44:34 <slinky_J> I move you, you move swift
00:44:43 <amelia> https://youtu.be/jFXoe806KGc
00:44:47 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Royal Flush - Worldwide (Jun 15, 2011) Time: 3:12 - Category: Music - 104,851 views - 957 likes (98.6%), 14 dislikes (1.4%)
00:44:55 <slinky_J> you fucken toy, steven, the only one you p[lay with
00:45:41 <slinky_J> I take my eye of this, this mad scientist
00:45:46 <amelia> late 90s
00:45:56 <slinky_J> you're not ready for war
00:46:02 <slinky_J> I am
00:46:14 <slinky_J> shit cunt rocks ur dome
00:46:26 <amelia> ooh me so sleepy
00:46:29 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: .
00:46:46 <slinky_J> xo hit my face this shit that has a dribble says he could end this war
00:46:52 <slinky_J> I LIKE THE SMELL OF WAR
00:46:56 <slinky_J> WHEN NI SMELL WAR
00:47:01 <slinky_J> IN THTHE
00:47:02 <slinky_J> THE
00:47:03 <slinky_J> THE
00:47:04 <slinky_J> MORNING
00:47:11 <slinky_J> OF A FUCKING BANGER
00:47:18 <slinky_J> I
00:47:25 <slinky_J> GO
00:47:25 Kick: slinky_J was kicked by Zyxt (flood)
00:47:26 Join: slinky_J ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
00:47:28 <slinky_J> BACK
00:47:31 <slinky_J> I AM
00:47:34 <slinky_J> UNF UNF
00:47:57 <slinky_J> JUST UNF DUDE
00:48:04 <slinky_J> ttttttttttttt
00:48:13 <slinky_J> that steven is a loser
00:48:26 <slinky_J> lets start again
00:48:29 Join: Stringer ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
00:48:41 <+thestig> stringer where u been
00:48:50 <Stringer> late work night
00:48:51 Join: Ped-Egg ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
00:48:54 <Stringer> Whats been going on?
00:48:58 <+thestig> omg
00:49:00 <Ped-Egg> got 3 points in pipe
00:49:01 <+thestig> what hasnt
00:49:05 <Ped-Egg> lolz
00:49:12 <+thestig> like 5 meltdowns
00:49:15 <Stringer> LOOOOLL
00:49:17 <+thestig> 2 suicides
00:49:18 <Stringer> noooo shit?
00:49:29 <+thestig> yeh just 5 meltdowns
00:49:32 <slinky_J> only thing i wanted was pliv
00:49:38 Mode: (by thestig) +ooo Ped-Egg slinky_J Stringer
00:49:47 <slinky_J> ty
00:49:58 <slinky_J> how u bin anyway
00:50:03 <slinky_J> let's talk
00:50:48 <Stringer> LOOOLL
00:50:50 <Stringer> damnnn
00:50:53 <Ped-Egg> fuk
00:50:59 <Ped-Egg> only lighter jus died...
00:51:05 <Stringer> Who was melting down?
00:51:09 <slinky_J> pliv
00:51:26 <Stringer> Is he not here now?
00:51:50 <+thestig> nah he left
00:52:07 <slinky_J> uh
00:52:11 <slinky_J> ur so smart
00:52:13 <slinky_J> You don't have to search and question
00:52:13 <slinky_J> I have the purse and the murder weapon
00:52:13 <slinky_J> Never get a second chance to make a first impression
00:52:13 <slinky_J> I'm no virgin to murder and I'm an urban legend
00:52:13 <slinky_J> Rather be of real service than to serve in Heaven
00:52:13 <slinky_J> Read more: Jedi Mind Tricks - Design In Malice Lyrics | MetroLyrics
00:52:27 <slinky_J> don't like cops, I don't like co-operators
00:52:27 <slinky_J> I don't like traitors or story corroborators
00:52:27 <slinky_J> In any problem I'm the common denominator
00:52:27 <slinky_J> My behaviour is the product of intoxicators
00:52:27 <slinky_J> I'm just blood addicted, it's the other liquid
00:52:27 <slinky_J> I'm above the limit off of the blood of the wicked
00:52:27 <slinky_J> Don't even ask, there's somebody in the bodybags
00:52:27 <slinky_J> The blood matches that's on the hatchets and hockey mask
00:52:27 <slinky_J> I'm never traumatized, I don't have to compromise
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00:52:33 <slinky_J> go fuck urself
00:52:39 <Inheritance> steven_ the baby
00:52:40 <Inheritance> crying
00:52:41 <+thestig> there he is
00:52:43 <slinky_J> im just Blood addicted
00:52:48 <slinky_J> it's the other liquid
00:52:49 Mode: (by thestig) +o Inheritance
00:52:52 Mode: (by thestig) +o slinky_J
00:52:54 <slinky_J> I'm above the limit
00:52:57 <Inheritance> slinky_J is the rat asleep n bed?
00:53:00 <slinky_J> off of the blood of the
00:53:07 <+thestig> plivent how many meltdowns tonight
00:53:08 <Inheritance> you should try some of her pussy
00:53:10 <slinky_J> ahah
00:53:17 <slinky_J> JEDI MIND TRICKS
00:53:30 <slinky_J> thnk u stig
00:53:37 <+thestig> welcome
00:53:50 <slinky_J> man i chose to be a cunt to steven and emma
00:53:53 <slinky_J> to get to u
00:54:01 <slinky_J> n my shit didnt do it good
00:54:04 <slinky_J> but still
00:54:08 <slinky_J> i tried
00:54:15 <slinky_J> im proud
00:54:20 <Stringer> slinky_J had a meltdown tonight didnt he?
00:54:36 <slinky_J> you want to pull a knife to this song my song i equal to a hydrogen bomb
00:54:38 <slinky_J> u fuck
00:54:39 <slinky_J> cmon
00:54:43 <slinky_J> imalive forever
00:55:07 <slinky_J> cmon cunt plivent.. im the reason faggot rappers cant rap anymore!
00:55:12 <slinky_J> WII
00:55:16 <slinky_J> <3 son
00:57:11 <slinky_J> I'll pay steven_
00:57:23 <slinky_J> for the next person at the shops
00:57:45 <slinky_J> you're a fucking loser dude, you fuck people over.
00:58:11 <Stringer> Who are you talking to slinky_gay
00:58:12 <Stringer> ?
00:58:15 <slinky_J> Spit in the china shop, you wouldn't make shit fall if shit was shit and zhit fell from the roof and shit.
00:58:33 <slinky_J> mayo
00:58:39 <slinky_J> you're such a coward dude
00:58:47 <slinky_J> can't come back as Mayo
00:58:57 <slinky_J> dude i never gave u shit dude ever
00:59:08 <Stringer> LOOOOLLLL settle down
00:59:15 <slinky_J> loolllllll
00:59:21 <Stringer> No, if I use mayo ill get zlined
00:59:23 <Stringer> you are correct
00:59:24 <slinky_J> let's knit a t-shirt
00:59:35 <slinky_J> okay
00:59:48 <slinky_J> so we have no reason to hate
01:00:05 <Stringer> I dunno man, nothing you say makes sense half the time
01:00:18 <slinky_J> you think
01:00:27 <slinky_J> of course you do
01:00:34 <Stringer> <@slinky_J> Spit in the china shop, you wouldn't make shit fall if shit was shit and zhit fell from the roof and shit. <--- fine example
01:00:47 <slinky_J> of what
01:00:53 <Stringer> Not making an sense
01:00:56 <Stringer> any*
01:01:06 <slinky_J> really
01:01:13 <Stringer> break it down for me
01:01:16 <Stringer> im open minded
01:01:24 <slinky_J> you're better than what
01:01:39 <slinky_J> Stringer is better than something.
01:01:46 <slinky_J> than what?
01:02:14 <slinky_J> COME ON MAN
01:02:22 <slinky_J> just type some shit you have been through
01:02:26 <slinky_J> IT'S NOT HARD DUDE
01:02:33 <Stringer> Are you asking me a qestion?
01:02:35 <slinky_J> It's just life.
01:02:37 <Stringer> question
01:02:41 <slinky_J> no
01:02:44 <slinky_J> type
01:02:50 <slinky_J> your life
01:02:56 <Stringer> You want me to rant and rave?
01:03:02 <slinky_J> not rant and rave
01:03:09 <slinky_J> just do plivent
01:03:13 <slinky_J> and myself a favour
01:03:17 <slinky_J> and type out
01:03:23 <slinky_J> why you are so good
01:03:30 <Ped-Egg> back 2 movie c u
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01:04:04 <slinky_J> I don't know too many people irl that have accomplished what they set
01:04:19 <slinky_J> but they are my friends and I am one too
01:05:23 <slinky_J> Am I bad, Stringer, because I failed to have a book published?
01:05:32 <slinky_J> Is that so fucking bad?
01:05:49 <Stringer> I don't even know what you are talking about
01:06:08 <slinky_J> I LOVE YOU
01:06:12 <slinky_J> u rule
01:06:32 <slinky_J> you got a movie for me?
01:06:46 <Stringer> That new Terminator is pretty cool
01:07:23 <slinky_J> new terminator
01:07:49 <slinky_J> man
01:09:50 <slinky_J> something man
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01:11:19 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo
01:11:39 <slinky_J> My head don't work, the meds don't work
01:11:39 <slinky_J> But I don't want to be dead, dead don't work
01:11:39 <slinky_J> Sleep's the cousin of death, the bed don't work
01:11:39 <slinky_J> Maybe I'd rather be dead; dead don't hurt
01:12:10 <slinky_J> as if the rest isnt a fucken prison sentence in fragments
01:12:15 <slinky_J> Stringer.m
01:12:51 <Stringer> Wheres that faggot grubs at?
01:14:11 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
01:14:14 <slinky_J> okay bro
01:14:30 <slinky_J> i have to keep asking myself like what the fuck am I doing wrong
01:14:42 <slinky_J> and cunts like you stand up like life aint no fuckin song
01:14:44 <slinky_J> fuck you bro
01:15:00 <Stringer> another time slinky_J, night Inheritance, thestig im fucked
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01:15:16 <slinky_J> peace.
01:18:18 <slinky_J> un gallant
01:18:25 <slinky_J> and fire works
01:18:26 <slinky_J> pew
01:18:29 <slinky_J> PEW PEW
01:18:37 <slinky_J> like really fkn awesome ones
01:18:45 <slinky_J> srs
01:18:49 <slinky_J> pew pew unf unf
01:30:25 <Inheritance> peace bro
01:30:27 <Inheritance> hows ur anus?
01:30:32 <Inheritance> Blitzkrieg is here
01:30:35 <Inheritance> with his pussy
01:30:43 <slinky_J> DUDE
01:30:48 <slinky_J> fkn
01:30:49 <Inheritance> Darren where is jen?
01:30:55 <slinky_J> like like just fkn chatted to me
01:31:00 <slinky_J> on fb
01:31:05 <Inheritance> who?
01:31:06 <slinky_J> fkn cool
01:31:13 <slinky_J> like about my mom i said
01:31:14 <slinky_J> about
01:31:20 <slinky_J> he was so nice
01:31:35 <slinky_J> just said how i gotta keep being there for her
01:31:37 <slinky_J> fkn
01:31:43 <slinky_J> that's love
01:32:43 <slinky_J> paz man
01:33:58 <slinky_J> man you and me need a lot of therapy and a lot of fucking pills if you want to ask me how long we would be gone id so dude it's just the same shit just a different a friend just a different pen
01:34:05 <slinky_J> kk
01:34:10 <slinky_J> i got u bro
01:38:31 * slinky_J slaps Inheritance around a bit with a large trout
01:38:35 <slinky_J> you suck dude
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02:10:27 <slinky_J> I'M A CREEP I'M A WEIRDO
02:10:29 <slinky_J> U SUCK
02:10:43 <DoC> lol
02:10:49 <DoC> whats up josh?
02:10:58 Mode: (by DoC) +o Blitzkrieg
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02:20:41 * slinky_J slaps Blitzkrieg around a bit with a large trout
02:20:46 <slinky_J> u fucked jen
02:20:50 <slinky_J> didnt ya
02:21:00 <slinky_J> they all go over about it daren
02:21:06 <slinky_J> but u fucked her
02:21:09 <slinky_J> in the bum?
02:21:12 <Blitzkrieg> What
02:21:15 <DoC> LOL
02:21:20 <slinky_J> WHAT
02:21:23 <slinky_J> daz
02:21:26 <slinky_J> what
02:21:29 <slinky_J> josh hi
02:21:32 <slinky_J> hi
02:21:34 <slinky_J> sup
02:21:36 <slinky_J> in the bum
02:21:39 <slinky_J> u fucked jen
02:21:42 <slinky_J> IN THE BUM?
02:21:59 <Blitzkrieg> No. You posed as me. And ran me down. Self confessed.
02:22:01 <slinky_J> u still took advantage of her right?
02:22:03 <Blitzkrieg> No hi for you.
02:22:06 <slinky_J> huh
02:22:07 <slinky_J> posed?
02:22:11 <slinky_J> POSED
02:22:15 <slinky_J> as u
02:22:17 <slinky_J> dude
02:22:22 <slinky_J> uno me
02:22:24 <slinky_J> im not u
02:22:29 <Blitzkrieg> You said it in Sydney
02:22:40 <slinky_J> im not a guy that takes advantage of a chick
02:22:43 <slinky_J> soz man
02:22:46 <slinky_J> Darren
02:22:53 <slinky_J> it's me Joshua
02:23:03 <slinky_J> you're a facken loser mate.
02:23:10 <slinky_J> you should be bashed
02:23:16 <slinky_J> i hope u r
02:23:27 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha mang
02:23:36 <slinky_J> im notte nice guy ey
02:23:37 <DoC> why do they said jen rejected you josh?
02:23:46 <slinky_J> oh daz he fkd her
02:23:47 <slinky_J> but
02:23:49 <slinky_J> still
02:23:58 <slinky_J> u dont do that to a chik
02:24:05 <slinky_J> she has problems
02:24:08 <Blitzkrieg> Are you high?
02:24:16 <slinky_J> me?
02:24:24 <Blitzkrieg> Yes.
02:24:30 <DoC> Yes Darren he seems to be
02:24:31 <slinky_J> why would you do that dude
02:24:38 <slinky_J> DaRREN
02:24:49 <slinky_J> to a girl that is well
02:25:03 <slinky_J> i dont want to look at me own face but uno
02:25:06 <slinky_J> aye
02:25:09 <slinky_J> aye!!!
02:25:48 <slinky_J> u gazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
02:25:58 <slinky_J> you fat cunt
02:26:06 <Inheritance> lol
02:26:15 <Inheritance> DoC she didnt reject slinky
02:26:18 <slinky_J> HOW ABOUT
02:26:18 <Inheritance> he was never after her
02:26:21 <slinky_J> LITTLE FRANK
02:26:22 <Inheritance> its me who wants her
02:26:24 <Inheritance> her gauci pussy
02:26:29 <slinky_J> best shit
02:26:34 <slinky_J> Inheritance
02:26:40 <slinky_J> uno bout little frank?
02:27:16 <Inheritance> frank?
02:27:30 <slinky_J> litte frank
02:27:35 <slinky_J> ill show u vid rofl
02:27:36 <Inheritance> not sure
02:27:49 <Inheritance> ratwood have you taken too many meds again?
02:28:47 <slinky_J> fuck
02:28:49 <slinky_J> one sec
02:28:53 <slinky_J> my arse
02:29:06 <slinky_J> my mate just asked me why i was a cunt
02:29:08 <slinky_J> fkn
02:29:18 <slinky_J> smacked me
02:29:28 <slinky_J> ill get him tomoz
02:29:48 <slinky_J> Frank
02:30:01 <slinky_J> god damn ay cya!!
02:34:11 <Inheritance> meds ratwood
02:34:12 <Inheritance> get onto them
02:35:03 <slinky_J> dude
02:35:16 <slinky_J> thought we was little mates ey
02:35:34 <slinky_J> it's great just talken shit
02:35:44 <slinky_J> there's no place like home.
02:35:59 <slinky_J> shite cunt plivent
02:36:14 <slinky_J> i put abig play out last nite
02:36:21 <slinky_J> ur a soft cunt plivent
02:36:25 <slinky_J> same rules
02:37:11 <slinky_J> plivent
02:37:29 <Inheritance> we are mates
02:37:33 <Inheritance> we are best friends
02:37:38 <Inheritance> im asking you whats wrong?
02:37:42 <Inheritance> why are you skitzing?
02:37:44 <slinky_J> mate you knowie Englies is what ya call metro
02:37:46 <slinky_J> oi
02:37:46 <Inheritance> what has happened to you?
02:37:51 <slinky_J> dude
02:37:54 <Inheritance> englies?
02:38:10 <slinky_J> twenty to one
02:38:17 <Inheritance> wtf?
02:38:24 <slinky_J> hi
02:38:42 <slinky_J> are you goin to suck me off
02:38:45 <Inheritance> yes
02:38:46 <slinky_J> right fuckin now
02:38:49 <slinky_J> tenty one.
02:38:49 <DoC> lollllll
02:38:50 <Inheritance> suck you and rat
02:38:53 <Inheritance> you and amelia
02:38:56 <slinky_J> umbilicle cord
02:38:58 <slinky_J> oi
02:39:00 <slinky_J> OI
02:39:02 <slinky_J> CUNT
02:39:16 <slinky_J> if i could spend less time dreaming about hollywood
02:39:19 <slinky_J> and more
02:39:23 <slinky_J> maybe youd
02:39:30 <slinky_J> ok hilderdonkey
02:39:37 * slinky_J slaps Inheritance around a bit with a large trout
02:39:39 <slinky_J> SLAP!
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02:39:49 <slinky_J> slap it was.
02:40:21 Mode: (by DoC) +o slinky_J
02:40:36 <slinky_J> thanks brother~!
02:40:52 <Inheritance> slinky_J what do you think of gauci pig mate?
02:46:28 <Blitzkrieg> Peace out
02:46:37 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
02:52:34 <slinky_J> oh
02:52:37 <slinky_J> oeeerr
02:52:57 <slinky_J> I guess I don't think anything
02:52:59 <slinky_J> of
02:53:05 <slinky_J> well man
02:53:17 <slinky_J> if you had a nice small pig and were roasting it
02:53:22 <slinky_J> I'd be there.
02:53:28 <slinky_J> yum
02:53:50 <slinky_J> You know that we, you and myself have a thing hunty bunty cunty bunty
02:53:57 <slinky_J> fuck you
02:53:59 <slinky_J> :P
02:56:28 <slinky_J> GO FOR YA LIFE DONT FALL IN!
02:57:03 <slinky_J> FUCK
02:57:07 <slinky_J> THEFAT CUNT
03:05:19 <Inheritance> slinky_J
03:08:59 <slinky_J> WHAT
03:09:03 <slinky_J> dude
03:09:13 <slinky_J> I am what I am man
03:09:23 <slinky_J> I'm not a nice person
03:09:34 <slinky_J> you want to know me
03:09:39 <slinky_J> okay
03:10:05 <slinky_J> you don't want to know me.
03:14:29 <Inheritance> im here
03:14:30 <Inheritance> wanking
03:14:34 <Inheritance> over gauci
03:14:43 Mode: (by Inheritance) +b *!*@ce0dc047.iinet.net.au
03:14:46 <slinky_J> ahahahahahaha
03:14:48 Kick: magicaux was kicked by Inheritance (gauci)
03:15:22 <slinky_J> LOL
03:15:36 <slinky_J> the final destination of the pain
03:16:15 <Inheritance> what pain?
03:16:55 <slinky_J> dirty poofy shit fkn
03:16:57 <slinky_J> lolzzzz
03:19:05 <slinky_J> hahaha "pussy's for faggets"
03:19:15 <slinky_J> i love this movie
03:19:21 <slinky_J> and u Inheritance
03:19:22 <slinky_J> LOL
03:19:43 <slinky_J> same rules aply ey
03:19:51 <slinky_J> pliv
03:20:10 <Inheritance> what movie?
03:26:44 <slinky_J> FILTH
03:26:57 <slinky_J> like the fucken book bro
03:27:01 <slinky_J> but better
03:27:08 <slinky_J> like trainspotting was better
03:27:10 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
03:27:24 <slinky_J> and i also am fucked n fucked n
03:27:31 <slinky_J> ahaha
03:27:47 <slinky_J> arshfuicken
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04:00:33 <slinky_J> she is so awesome
04:07:52 <slinky_J> when you tell a rat
04:08:07 <slinky_J> Inheritance
04:08:18 <slinky_J> it has panoramic view
04:14:35 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHA MAN
04:14:43 <slinky_J> u gotta dude
04:14:49 <slinky_J> i fuckn
04:14:53 <slinky_J> am so fkn cut
04:14:57 <slinky_J> some fgts
04:15:12 <slinky_J> u cunt
04:15:19 <slinky_J> i will take ur head dude
04:15:30 <slinky_J> u ever want to be in the fog again dude.
04:15:33 <slinky_J> come on
04:15:38 <slinky_J> plivent
04:16:03 <slinky_J> crying in the basement
04:16:18 <slinky_J> vinnie narrate it
04:59:43 <+tisk> lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
04:59:44 <+tisk> https://youtu.be/RxCMobJs4pY
04:59:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: works pretty good (Sep 9, 2015) Time: 2:23 - Category: Music - 110 views views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
04:59:54 <+tisk> 110 views
04:59:55 <+tisk> rofl
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05:28:44 <Inheritance> http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/rapist-jailed-for-sex-assault-rampage-that-left-victims-traumatised/story-fnii5sms-1227519815073
05:28:47 <Inheritance> pollock
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09:32:28 <+thestig> lollll
09:32:39 <Blitzkrieg> Sup
09:36:52 <Abortion> Gondos*om$ob0ran@ta;b1}
09:37:20 <Blitzkrieg> Racist
09:38:58 <Abortion> My fuck
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09:57:27 <loopydog> oh hEYYYYYYYYYYY
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09:57:38 <loopydog> CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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09:58:45 <loopydog> SORRY
10:03:47 <loopydog> what cunt
10:03:59 <Abortion> no u
10:04:04 <loopydog> heya
10:04:05 <loopydog> `op
10:04:20 <Abortion> guten tag
10:04:33 <loopydog> whats a guten tag
10:05:19 <Abortion> good day in german
10:07:03 <loopydog> asshole
10:08:21 <Abortion> Why is that? Just because its german do you assume I'm saying Sieg Heil?
10:08:39 <loopydog> hvaư er vandamƔliư
10:09:56 <loopydog> op me
10:10:00 <loopydog> so i can ban you
10:10:01 <loopydog> plz
10:10:23 <Abortion> Computer says no
10:13:52 <loopydog> op me
10:13:56 <loopydog> op me
10:13:56 <loopydog> plz
10:13:57 <loopydog> plz
10:13:57 <loopydog> so i can ban you
10:13:58 <loopydog> plz
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10:14:23 Mode: (by thestig) +b *!*@166.88.592B4A.0C4004
10:14:33 <+thestig> :D
10:16:19 <Blitzkrieg> Looooool
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10:26:15 <Ped-Egg> bumjack
10:28:13 <Ped-Egg> StrykerX fukd his uncle
10:28:19 <Ped-Egg> lolol
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10:31:30 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOLLLLLLL
10:31:40 <Blitzkrieg> BANG! And the shit is gone!!
10:32:43 <Ped-Egg> just shouted steph some tokes lol
10:32:52 <Blitzkrieg> Steph?
10:33:01 <Blitzkrieg> As in the one who used to come here?
10:33:05 <Ped-Egg> m8's gf i have a bone 4
10:33:18 <Blitzkrieg> Ah k
10:33:26 <Blitzkrieg> Win over with drugs
10:33:28 <Blitzkrieg> Nice
10:33:48 <Ped-Egg> -.-
10:33:55 <Abortion> I imagine he won't be a mate much longer if you succeed
10:34:40 <Ped-Egg> lol
10:34:52 <Blitzkrieg> Pretty much lolol
10:34:55 <Ped-Egg> i gave her nice puffs n didnt give him anything
10:35:02 <Ped-Egg> LOLOLOL]
10:35:16 <Blitzkrieg> Friendship collapse: Pending
10:35:37 <Ped-Egg> if u saw her ud understand
10:35:44 <Blitzkrieg> Pix
10:35:49 <Blitzkrieg> Or it's bs
10:36:05 <Abortion> So you're not the kind of guy who says "bros before hoes"
10:36:21 <Blitzkrieg> He goes Hoes Before Bros
10:36:28 <Blitzkrieg> Hands down
10:36:32 <Ped-Egg> well its kinda hard
10:36:36 <Ped-Egg> me and her smoke
10:36:41 <Ped-Egg> and he uses a needle
10:37:47 <Ped-Egg> she has small feets :-)
10:39:42 <Abortion> All I'm hearing is "Don't trust me, I'll make excuses for anything"
10:40:05 <Ped-Egg> she was talkin bout blow jobs when her bf was outside cleanin garage
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10:42:46 <BruceBrown> Good Morning
10:42:55 <Ped-Egg> hey poo parrot
10:43:11 <BruceBrown> It is I, Bruce Brown.
10:44:40 <Ped-Egg> ?
10:44:46 <Ped-Egg> i am peg egg
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10:49:58 <Ped-Egg> oh man
10:50:06 <Ped-Egg> we were at the pokies last night
10:50:14 <BruceBrown> Good for you
10:50:15 <Ped-Egg> mate pulled out 5k
10:50:22 <BruceBrown> Thats wonderful
10:50:27 <BruceBrown> Then what happened
10:50:37 <Ped-Egg> he gave me 3 points
10:50:45 <BruceBrown> only 3 ?
10:50:46 <Blitzkrieg> They bought a shitload of meth
10:50:49 <Blitzkrieg> Happy times
10:50:52 <Ped-Egg> and i saved it all for me and steph
10:50:59 <Ped-Egg> nah
10:51:06 <BruceBrown> lol
10:51:10 <Ped-Egg> he already had a 8 ball
10:51:11 <BruceBrown> stephs a crack hoe
10:51:13 <Ped-Egg> or 2
10:51:17 <Ped-Egg> yup
10:51:18 <Ped-Egg> she is
10:51:26 <BruceBrown> shes anyones
10:51:28 <Ped-Egg> apparently she do anything for a toke
10:51:36 <BruceBrown> yep
10:51:38 <BruceBrown> she does
10:52:01 <BruceBrown> its disgusting
10:52:23 <BruceBrown> those sort of girls have no respect
10:52:26 <BruceBrown> yuk
10:52:28 <Ped-Egg> my socks smell
10:52:43 <Blitzkrieg> Wash them
10:52:45 <Ped-Egg> ive been wearing the same pair of socks for 2 months and havnt been washed once
10:52:58 <BruceBrown> i blew in mine
10:53:03 <BruceBrown> havent washed em since
10:53:09 <Ped-Egg> ?
10:53:15 <Blitzkrieg> Classy cunts
10:53:28 <BruceBrown> im gona take em off
10:53:30 <BruceBrown> n lick em
10:53:32 <BruceBrown> in a min
10:53:36 <Ped-Egg> lololol
10:54:06 <Ped-Egg> yuk
10:54:18 <BruceBrown> yum
10:54:29 <Blitzkrieg> Pix or its lies
10:54:42 <Ped-Egg> dont have any pics of her
10:54:56 <Ped-Egg> why would i have pics of a friends girlfriend
10:55:12 <BruceBrown> slut
10:55:41 <Ped-Egg> ive kept her up for a couple days
10:55:53 <Ped-Egg> if they break up i hope she remembers it.. :D
11:00:16 <Ped-Egg> eatin her cunt wud be bliss
11:01:24 <Blitzkrieg> Top mate
11:01:50 <Ped-Egg> so um
11:02:10 <Ped-Egg> BruceBrown = loopyturd?
11:03:19 <BruceBrown> you need to seriously look at quitting drugs Ped-Egg
11:03:25 <BruceBrown> its not doing anything for you
11:03:30 <BruceBrown> its destroying your life
11:03:37 <BruceBrown> i mean look at ya
11:03:42 <Ped-Egg> i know man
11:03:45 <BruceBrown> your a disgrace
11:03:50 <Ped-Egg> but its hard to stop
11:04:15 <Ped-Egg> its so addictive....
11:04:52 <Ped-Egg> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnigc08J6FI
11:04:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daryl Braithwaite - The Horses (Oct 23, 2013) Time: 4:15 - Category: Music - 898,425 views - 2,274 likes (94.4%), 134 dislikes (5.6%)
11:05:14 <Abortion> It is called discipline. Short of winning the lottery, without it, your life will continue to suck
11:05:35 <Abortion> though apparently some people who win the lottery blow it on shit
11:05:50 <Abortion> probably because they have no disicpline
11:06:25 <Ped-Egg> yep
11:07:05 <Ped-Egg> well ive quit gambling.. that took a toll on me..
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11:08:16 <Ped-Egg> i put 20 in lastnight got it to 50 and took it out
11:09:02 <Ped-Egg> lol there were 2 transgenders at the pub lastnight...
11:09:26 <BruceBrown> did u pick up
11:09:35 <Ped-Egg> this abo cunt tried saying we took his 2 jack daniels drinks
11:09:41 <Blitzkrieg> He sucked them both off
11:09:45 <Blitzkrieg> 3some
11:10:17 <Ped-Egg> there was 6-7 of us and this abo guy was gonna get stomped
11:11:47 <Ped-Egg> made best food b4
11:12:01 <Ped-Egg> bacon egg cheese onion bbq sauce sanga
11:13:41 <Ped-Egg> [11:09:42] [@Blitzkrieg] He sucked them both off
11:13:41 <Ped-Egg> [11:09:46] [@Blitzkrieg] 3some
11:13:48 <Ped-Egg> is that what you would have done?
11:14:14 <Blitzkrieg> Nuh it's what you did champ.
11:14:50 <Ped-Egg> nup
11:17:27 <Blitzkrieg> You admitted you fucked another man yesterday
11:17:37 <Blitzkrieg> Only a matter of time till you confess here
11:17:59 <Ped-Egg> it looked like a gurl
11:18:02 <Ped-Egg> can u blame me
11:18:30 <Ped-Egg> plus i was drunk to the point i cant remember half of what happened..
11:18:58 <Ped-Egg> I dont even know how i got there
11:19:24 <Ped-Egg> i wana get some ecciez
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11:20:20 Nick: kuniva is now known as theDude
11:30:39 <BruceBrown> no
11:30:45 <BruceBrown> what you need is a job
11:31:02 <theDude> and quit crack
11:31:57 <BruceBrown> its 11:31am on a Thursday morning
11:32:00 <BruceBrown> you should be at work
11:32:07 <theDude> yer i didnt go
11:32:23 <theDude> wanted to visit stephy instead
11:32:33 <BruceBrown> what a load of shit
11:32:43 <BruceBrown> bitches like that are going nowhere fast
11:32:48 <BruceBrown> and so are you
11:33:06 <BruceBrown> they will always be there
11:33:10 <BruceBrown> just like the crack
11:33:35 <theDude> i got none left
11:33:46 <theDude> and not gettin anymore 4 a while now
11:34:00 <BruceBrown> good
11:34:03 <BruceBrown> you dont need it
11:34:07 <theDude> yea
11:34:20 <theDude> are you going 2 make me become a better person
11:34:32 <BruceBrown> no
11:34:42 <BruceBrown> im going to steal all your shit
11:34:45 <BruceBrown> and have it to myself
11:34:46 <BruceBrown> cunt
11:35:32 <theDude> i dont have any tho
11:36:50 <BruceBrown> i'm in fortitude valley
11:36:59 <theDude> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luCpXIjMJPA - steph is like her but short hair
11:37:01 <BruceBrown> lets go do an armed robbery
11:37:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swollen Members "Fear (Feat. Snak the Ripper)" Official Music Video (Jul 17, 2013) Time: 3:31 - Category: Music - 2,582,743 views - 13,937 likes (97.7%), 328 dislikes (2.3%)
11:37:46 <BruceBrown> meet ya down the traino
11:37:50 <BruceBrown> bout an hour
11:37:51 <BruceBrown> ?
11:38:10 <theDude> if u want
11:38:15 <theDude> i got a few buds
11:38:18 <theDude> want a joint son
11:38:32 <BruceBrown> nah we'll go rob some cunts
11:39:24 <theDude> nah not my thing
11:39:51 <BruceBrown> pussy
11:41:55 <theDude> says the guy who draws a target around his ringhole with lipstick.
11:45:24 <theDude> I love god he has made me very leathal, Destory evil I dont really like people
11:45:29 <theDude> hahahahaha maddd
11:45:47 <BruceBrown> ur dead
11:45:54 <BruceBrown> dead man walking
11:48:22 <Abortion> So you love god for the wrath that he gave you, which is a deadly sin
11:56:24 <theDude> guess so
11:59:16 <theDude> bruce brown r u really from bris?
11:59:44 <BruceBrown> im the fucking devil
12:01:01 <theDude> youre loopypoo?
12:01:23 <theDude> the guy who has a dildo collection
12:07:47 <BruceBrown> I am Bruce Brown.
12:14:19 <+thestig> lollllll
12:14:27 <+thestig> dildo collection
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12:16:08 Nick: BruceBrown is now known as LoopyDOG
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12:38:37 <LoopyDOG> boreeeeeeeeeeed
12:42:05 Kick: LoopyDOG was kicked by thestig (thestig)
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12:45:20 <LoopyDOG> op
12:47:11 <theDude> m8s mum called us all dogs cuz sum1 thieved her lighter hahaha
12:48:10 <theDude> loops
12:48:15 <theDude> go smoke some nutmeg
12:50:15 <theDude> im bored 2
12:50:45 <theDude> loops do u put ur finger in ur shitter in the shower?
12:51:30 <theDude> gotta do a poo
12:51:36 <theDude> loops open ur mouth
13:00:33 <LoopyDOG> well u r dogs
13:01:34 <theDude> shes a funny bitch
13:01:38 <theDude> o.O
13:06:08 <LoopyDOG> im so fucking bored
13:14:12 Mode: (by thestig) +b *!*@108.186.6D12E5.2182D6
13:14:22 <+thestig> me too
13:14:56 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOLLLLL
13:15:05 <Blitzkrieg> Casual banning at it's finest.
13:15:20 <+thestig> haha
13:15:59 <theDude> [13:09:45] -LoopyDOG- FUCK YOU CUNT
13:16:01 <theDude> [13:09:45] -LoopyDOG- FUCK YOU CUNT
13:16:03 <theDude> [13:09:46] -LoopyDOG- FUCK YOU CUNT
13:16:05 <theDude> [13:09:46] -LoopyDOG- FUCK YOU CUNT
13:16:07 <theDude> [13:09:46] Ā Info: (LoopyDOG) triggered your (noticeflood) protection.
13:16:16 <theDude> lolololol
13:16:32 <+thestig> lolllll
13:17:03 * theDude smacks LoopyDOG with a red Swingline stapler
13:17:18 * theDude beautifies LoopyDOG with some knuckle duster imprints
13:17:31 * theDude touches LoopyDOG with a twenty-foot rusty halberd
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13:23:01 <LoopyDOG> idiot
13:23:38 <LoopyDOG> http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/hundreds-of-kilograms-of-meth-1m-in-cash-seized-in-perth/story-fnhocxo3-1227521000323
13:23:40 <LoopyDOG> lol
13:23:47 <LoopyDOG> good
13:31:41 <theDude> your link is viral you fucking jerk cunt
13:32:11 <theDude> `ban LoopyDOG
13:36:15 <LoopyDOG> WOT'
13:41:41 <theDude> wheres amelia that dogshit licker
13:43:18 Mode: (by thestig) +b *!*@108.186.6D12E5.A2B838
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13:45:49 Kick: LoopyDOG was kicked by theDude (You've been dying since the day you were born)
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13:53:23 <theDude> bumjacked ur dad
13:54:02 <+thestig> hot
13:58:03 Kick: theDude was kicked by Blitzkrieg (BUMJACKED)
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13:59:46 <theDude> bumjack
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14:06:11 <LoopyDOG> lol
14:06:16 <LoopyDOG> this cunts coming shout me
14:06:22 <LoopyDOG> what a crackhead
14:10:11 <LoopyDOG> cunt better hurry up
14:10:15 <LoopyDOG> thats all i know
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14:33:54 <LoopyDOG> gonna connect 4 on this dog
14:40:30 Quit: LoopyDOG ([email protected]) Connection closed
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14:42:43 <theDude> shout u wat
14:42:51 <theDude> some nutmeg
14:44:35 <theDude> BlackDevil is a homosexual dude
14:45:54 <Abortion> theHomosexualDude
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14:48:15 <Abortion> Aso, it is nate. Open the gates!
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14:48:46 <nate> yay open the panties
14:48:54 * nate gushes
14:48:59 <nate> hi LoopyDOG!
14:49:06 <LoopyDOG> hi
14:50:51 <theDude> nate is a homosexual dude
14:51:20 <nate> yes i enjoy theDudes
14:51:22 <nate> LOL
14:51:46 <theDude> eww
14:55:43 <theDude> nate
14:55:51 <theDude> wat color panties u got on
14:57:59 Mode: (by thestig) +o nate
14:58:24 Mode: (by thestig) +o Exo
14:58:31 Mode: (by thestig) +o ^pHANTOM^^
14:59:28 <+thestig> pink gstring lollll
15:01:37 <+thestig> lol 316 kg of meth seized in canning vale
15:02:09 <LoopyDOG> thats alot
15:02:21 <LoopyDOG> not talking 1kg
15:02:23 <LoopyDOG> lol
15:02:25 <LoopyDOG> 316
15:02:35 <+thestig> oops 1.3 lol
15:02:57 <LoopyDOG> methcity baby
15:03:24 <+thestig> and 800k cash
15:04:25 <theDude> -_-
15:04:48 <theDude> kg of meth would keep me awake for a year
15:07:26 <LoopyDOG> methcity baby
15:07:30 <LoopyDOG> WELCOME
15:09:18 <theDude> big bowl of spag for dinner wif parmesan cheese on top imoz
15:16:11 <nate> sharing it with someone special?
15:16:17 <nate> mabye tisk is coming for a visit
15:16:36 Mode: (by nate) +vvv flourisher LoopyDOG magicaux
15:16:46 Mode: (by nate) +v theDude
15:19:13 <theDude> lolz
15:19:27 <theDude> tisk cant cook
15:19:40 <theDude> he puts rice in the frying pan
15:24:59 <theDude> aww man
15:25:10 <theDude> those chick tennis players are smokin
15:26:57 <Abortion> Maybe you should play tennis
15:27:25 <theDude> k
15:31:04 <LoopyDOG> maybe u should die
15:33:24 <theDude> loopy got bumjacked
15:36:29 <theDude> poo stabbed by his father
15:38:58 <theDude> wonder if melia wax's her juicy spot
15:42:35 <Abortion> This guy is on the case https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhjNxPeyujI
15:42:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: O'Connell Street Psycho Bitch (Sep 7, 2015) Time: 0:39 - Category: Music - 27,558 views - 265 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:00:57 <LoopyDOG> fuck you
16:01:51 <+thestig> now they saying 321kg meth lol
16:02:05 <nate> propaganda
16:02:23 <+thestig> natw how was gym
16:02:24 <nate> did u see the bulldozer one
16:04:21 <nate> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/29486351/thieves-use-bulldozer-in-atm-heist/#page1
16:04:31 <nate> in melbourne;l
16:05:08 <nate> ahh gym was alright, on a diet run outta energy quicker
16:05:15 <nate> did shoulders mostly
16:05:19 <nate> back a bit
16:05:55 <nate> love the bulldozer
16:05:59 <nate> yeah boi
16:06:05 <nate> time to get some moniez!
16:10:30 <LoopyDOG> what cunt
16:10:39 <LoopyDOG> i'll snap you
16:10:41 Mode: (by thestig) +b *!*@108.186.6D12E5.A2B838
16:10:58 <+thestig> you couldny evem smap off a turd
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16:11:33 <+thestig> t n n bloody phone
16:12:05 <DoC> LOLOL @ LoopyDOG
16:15:22 <LoopyDOG> why
16:15:46 Mode: (by nate) -v LoopyDOG
16:15:52 Mode: (by nate) +m
16:15:57 <nate> why
16:16:13 Mode: (by nate) -m
16:16:18 Mode: (by nate) +v LoopyDOG
16:16:30 <nate> why pork
16:17:41 <nate> bbl hottie LoopyDOG
16:17:45 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
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16:23:23 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Blitzkrieg
16:23:38 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo
16:23:46 <+Herb_Dean> ello
16:23:58 <Blitzkrieg> What's new
16:24:14 <+Herb_Dean> not much
16:24:38 <Blitzkrieg> Exciting loo
16:24:41 <Blitzkrieg> L
16:25:52 Mode: (by thestig) +o Blitzkrieg
16:26:07 <+Herb_Dean> hahaaha
16:26:09 <DoC> where is josh loool
16:26:09 <+Blitzkrieg> Cheerz cuz
16:26:19 <+Herb_Dean> lost all my shit
16:26:19 <+Blitzkrieg> After last night...
16:26:23 <+Herb_Dean> hostnames ports
16:26:26 <+thestig> welcome
16:26:30 <+Blitzkrieg> Fuck Josh
16:26:43 <+thestig> stevennnn hows lappy
16:26:47 <+Herb_Dean> hahah fucked
16:26:57 <+thestig> lo
16:26:58 <+Herb_Dean> well, woke up this morning it was off
16:26:59 <+thestig> l
16:27:06 <+thestig> oh shit
16:27:24 <+thestig> i put new thermal paste on this one
16:27:36 <DoC> pollock wants to borrow your lappy steven
16:27:38 <+Herb_Dean> i do that with my xbox
16:27:39 <+Herb_Dean> haha
16:27:47 <+thestig> lol
16:29:05 <+Blitzkrieg> What's so special about said laptop?
16:29:35 <+Herb_Dean> the information it contains
16:29:47 <+Blitzkrieg> Ah
16:30:12 <+Herb_Dean> i cant reply to pm's
16:30:16 <+Herb_Dean> cant remember my password
16:30:35 <LoopyDOG> thats because you are a retard
16:30:39 <DoC> LOOOL
16:30:43 <+Herb_Dean> shankz dave
16:30:44 <+Blitzkrieg> F@gg07
16:30:52 <+Blitzkrieg> Oops
16:31:31 <DoC> nick pass?
16:31:35 <+Herb_Dean> yeh
16:31:37 <DoC> loool
16:31:37 <+Herb_Dean> its like lool12
16:31:38 <+Herb_Dean> or somthing
16:32:07 <DoC> go to #asd aha
16:32:12 <+Herb_Dean> haha
16:32:35 <+Herb_Dean> btw, i dont care about slinky
16:32:47 <Abortion> Windows machine right?
16:32:51 <+Herb_Dean> i have spoken to him about 10 times on skype
16:33:00 <+Herb_Dean> he is a full blown retard
16:33:04 <+Herb_Dean> who talks to a rat like a human
16:33:06 <DoC> LOLOL
16:33:09 <Abortion> Could reset that password in a jiffy if you are able to boot to CD/DVD
16:33:29 <+Herb_Dean> my nickop password?
16:33:33 <+Herb_Dean> linked to my cd-rom ?
16:33:41 <+Herb_Dean> =p
16:33:43 <Abortion> You said your laptop was fucked
16:34:05 <+Herb_Dean> it is
16:34:11 <+Herb_Dean> hardware
16:34:15 <Abortion> oh
16:34:19 <+Herb_Dean> ;p
16:34:27 <Abortion> do you know what about the hardware is fucked?
16:34:36 <+Herb_Dean> well its using alot of cpu
16:34:41 <+Herb_Dean> and fans are at 100%
16:34:54 <+Herb_Dean> and it shuts downs after a while
16:35:09 <Abortion> so long as you can take the hard drive out and copy data off it, its no biggie
16:35:19 <+Herb_Dean> there is no data
16:35:28 <Abortion> ah ok
16:35:30 <+Herb_Dean> only mIRC
16:35:32 <Abortion> so you just want it working again
16:35:39 <+Herb_Dean> i dont think it will work again
16:35:47 <DoC> you can recover the data steven
16:36:02 <Abortion> well, you could do like I did, I fully dissassembled mine three times and reapplied the heatsink to the processor
16:36:02 <+Herb_Dean> data isnt a problem
16:36:20 <+Herb_Dean> yeah
16:36:21 <Abortion> while you're taking the heatsink and fan assembly out, get out as much dust as you can
16:36:37 <+Herb_Dean> i left this laptop out the back for 8 months
16:36:45 <Abortion> fuck I tell you my laptop was a bastard to take apart properly
16:36:56 <+Herb_Dean> this lappy is half apart
16:37:01 <+Herb_Dean> i took it apart to let some air in
16:37:02 <+Herb_Dean> hahah
16:37:08 <Abortion> lol
16:37:13 <+Herb_Dean> all covers are off
16:37:19 <Abortion> Have you already got one of those cooling pads?
16:37:25 <+Herb_Dean> no
16:37:28 <Abortion> its got fans in the base and powers from USB
16:37:38 <Abortion> to force extra air into the bottom
16:37:45 <+Herb_Dean> where do i get one
16:37:51 <Abortion> MSY has a couple
16:37:56 <+Herb_Dean> i think its just the fan has fucked itself
16:38:03 <+Herb_Dean> and its not cooling properly
16:38:30 Nick: Herb_Dean is now known as LoL
16:38:40 <theDude> suk poo
16:38:56 Nick: LoL is now known as Herb_Dean
16:39:31 <Abortion> http://www.msy.com.au/vic/clayton/165-notebook-cooling-pads
16:39:39 <Abortion> idk what the nearest store to you is
16:40:04 <+Herb_Dean> ill buy a decent one
16:40:12 <LoopyDOG> no you won't
16:40:16 <+Herb_Dean> fuck up david
16:40:18 <+Herb_Dean> ya junkie cunt
16:40:26 <+Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOLLLLLL
16:40:28 <Abortion> well one thing to note is, being USB, the fans probably won't be heaps fast
16:40:30 Kick: LoopyDOG was kicked by DoC (LOOOOOOL FAGGOT)
16:40:36 <+Blitzkrieg> BEAT ME
16:40:37 <Abortion> (low voltage)
16:40:46 Nick: theDude is now known as TonyaMalasa
16:41:13 Join: LoopyDOG ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
16:41:13 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v LoopyDOG
16:41:30 <DoC> wb King Of Faggots
16:41:40 <LoopyDOG> Thanks
16:41:54 <StrykerX> How many failed logins will be on my VPS today I wonder
16:42:12 <+Herb_Dean> hah
16:42:13 <LoopyDOG> who's your VPS with
16:42:16 <Abortion> I accidentally filled my shaker full of milk, so I had 750ml of milk+milo
16:42:37 <StrykerX> urmum.cum
16:42:52 <LoopyDOG> You're a moron.
16:43:06 <TonyaMalasa> StrykerX poo stabbed david
16:43:11 <DoC> Darren, pollock hack3d you loooool
16:43:21 <StrykerX> DoC, LOL. Not likely.
16:43:26 <LoopyDOG> Yes he did
16:43:49 <TonyaMalasa> waiting for melia or emma to arrive
16:43:55 <TonyaMalasa> i got a bone to pick with them 2
16:44:02 <LoopyDOG> you'll be waiting a while
16:44:12 <StrykerX> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
16:44:14 <TonyaMalasa> ?Āæ
16:44:15 <StrykerX> Last failed login: Thu Sep 10 02:05:05 EDT 2015 from 218.87.111.116 on ssh:notty
16:44:18 <StrykerX> There were 435 failed login attempts since the last successful login.
16:44:35 <StrykerX> Last login was around midnight last night.
16:45:12 <TonyaMalasa> david pulldick
16:45:52 <+Herb_Dean> is he using the same ip
16:45:53 <+Herb_Dean> to login
16:45:57 <StrykerX> Nup
16:46:11 <+Herb_Dean> you must of fucked his women or somthing
16:46:15 <StrykerX> I reckon it's just random people looking for insecure servers
16:46:17 <StrykerX> LOL
16:46:24 <LoopyDOG> you think?!
16:46:26 <LoopyDOG> LoL
16:46:30 <LoopyDOG> Oh the life of Me!?
16:46:33 <+Herb_Dean> 435 people looking for random servers
16:47:24 <StrykerX> Not different people lol
16:47:26 <LoopyDOG> I can see the intelligence level has really spiked in here today
16:47:44 <DoC> StrykerX, pollock was upset last night he thought u were sleeping with his princess
16:48:18 <LoopyDOG> shes mine
16:48:28 <StrykerX> None of his business who I do and don't sleep with.
16:48:32 <StrykerX> Simple really.
16:48:39 <LoopyDOG> Simple Really.
16:48:44 Nick: LoopyDOG is now known as StrykarX
16:48:48 <StrykerX> Fuck up faggot
16:48:53 <StrykarX> Fuck up faggot
16:49:08 Kick: StrykarX was kicked by DoC (FUCCK OFF CUNT)
16:49:10 <Abortion> Failed logins on SSH are a reality on the internet, if its on port 22
16:49:13 Join: StrykarX ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
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16:49:27 <Abortion> I don't even bother checking them anymore
16:49:49 <StrykerX> Yeah 22
16:49:53 <StrykerX> Cbf changing it
16:49:58 <Abortion> its also bad form
16:50:10 <Abortion> if you have strong passwords, you have nothing to worry about
16:50:18 <StrykerX> Which I do. :)
16:50:59 <Abortion> If you look in the audit logs, good chance they try users which don't even exist
16:51:10 <StrykarX> pffffft
16:51:19 Mode: (by StrykerX) +b *!*@166.88.09013A.770A7A
16:51:22 Nick: StrykarX is now known as looooooooooooooooooooopydog
16:51:25 Mode: (by StrykerX) -v looooooooooooooooooooopydog
16:51:46 <DoC> StrykerX, what about the one u paid for?
16:52:00 <StrykerX> Oh that should be setup by now
16:52:02 <StrykerX> In theory.
16:52:10 <DoC> you got it?
16:52:16 <StrykerX> Yeah
16:52:19 <StrykerX> I'll set it up soon
16:52:19 <DoC> cool
16:52:31 <DoC> unlike udshells LOLOL
16:52:42 <DoC> udshells is for dumb cunts like pollock
16:52:42 <StrykerX> LOL
16:54:02 Quit: looooooooooooooooooooopydog ([email protected]) Quit:
16:54:04 Join: looooooooooooooooooooopydog ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
16:54:05 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v looooooooooooooooooooopydog
16:54:13 <looooooooooooooooooooopydog> mmmm
16:54:20 <looooooooooooooooooooopydog> hungry
16:58:03 <+Herb_Dean> david
16:58:07 <+Herb_Dean> you mates with rpae ?
16:58:32 <DoC> <Herb_Dean> my mAte bashed loopeydog
16:58:37 <DoC> is that true looooooooooooooooooooopydog?
16:58:38 <+Herb_Dean> loooooooooool
16:58:58 <+Herb_Dean> david was ordering good dope from the internet
17:04:46 <+Herb_Dean> david
17:04:55 <+Herb_Dean> where can i get some green on the net
17:05:25 <+Herb_Dean> northern lights
17:07:44 Join: slinky_J ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
17:07:45 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v slinky_J
17:08:57 <DoC> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ slinky_J
17:10:39 <slinky_J> lol
17:10:52 <slinky_J> i forgot to buy cream cheese
17:10:57 <slinky_J> and my rat was kicked out of coles
17:11:00 <slinky_J> fkn
17:12:04 <slinky_J> couldve slapped that bitch in the face with my rat.
17:12:28 <slinky_J> YOU *RAT SLAP* DON'T *RAT SLAP* LIKE IT NOW HUH *RAT SLAP* LOOK WHAT U MADE ME DO TO MY RAT
17:12:35 * slinky_J slaps DoC around a bit with a large trout
17:18:56 <+Herb_Dean> [83650] Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
17:18:59 <+Herb_Dean> [83650] A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
17:19:17 * DoC kicks slinky_J in the nuts
17:20:29 <Abortion> That doesn't suprise me heaps, they don't let dogs other than guide dogs into supermarkets either
17:21:54 <StrykerX> So you're back to normal now, slinky_J?
17:23:06 <slinky_J> you wouldnt steal a purse da da da da
17:23:11 <slinky_J> you wouldnt steal a tv da da da
17:23:23 <slinky_J> PIRATING MOVIES IS WRONG
17:23:47 <Abortion> meh
17:23:47 <slinky_J> yeah StrykerX i was just havin fun bro i said last week a stormw as commin
17:23:57 <StrykerX> Righto
17:23:59 <+Herb_Dean> loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
17:24:02 <slinky_J> lolz
17:24:08 <slinky_J> y can other ppl go off n not me?
17:24:12 <Abortion> So what were you watching last night slinky_J? I don't suppose it was Layer Cake?
17:24:12 <slinky_J> fucken racist r ya?
17:24:19 <+Herb_Dean> go off as much as you want
17:24:21 <slinky_J> dunno
17:24:26 <+Herb_Dean> end of the day, my son lives with me
17:24:26 <slinky_J> woo hoooo
17:24:27 <+Herb_Dean> does yours?
17:24:31 <+Herb_Dean> hahahhaha
17:24:32 <slinky_J> what son
17:24:35 <slinky_J> ahahaha
17:24:45 <slinky_J> any proof i have a son?
17:24:48 <slinky_J> LOLOL!!!!
17:25:04 <slinky_J> any way the queen shits me
17:25:13 <slinky_J> wana punch her in the face with my rat
17:25:19 <DoC> LOOOOOOOL
17:25:42 <slinky_J> my rat is drinking tea
17:25:44 <slinky_J> lolz srs
17:26:06 <slinky_J> put cold tea in one her water bottles so i could lol when i watch her drinkn it so funny
17:26:12 <slinky_J> shoulda put salt in it
17:27:04 <Abortion> England. Typical. Even drug dealers don't work weekends.
17:27:16 <Abortion> I really like the movie Layer Cake actually
17:27:28 <Abortion> The quote was "Fucking females is for poofs!"
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17:27:56 <slinky_J> comedy on sbs tomorrow
17:27:58 <Oreo> slinky_J is a loser
17:28:03 <slinky_J> The Last Secrets of 9/11
17:28:15 <Oreo> Blackwood - Junkie Women Basher!
17:28:15 <slinky_J> that hurts my feelings u faggot
17:28:18 * Abortion rolls eyes
17:28:24 * slinky_J bashes some women
17:28:27 <slinky_J> fun times
17:28:27 <Abortion> Conspiracy stuff is it?
17:28:32 <slinky_J> dunno probs
17:28:43 <slinky_J> america is the propaganda factory
17:28:49 <slinky_J> prob did do it themselves lol
17:28:53 <Abortion> You're not far wrong there
17:28:56 <slinky_J> president was bored that day.
17:29:08 <slinky_J> see the poor guy having to read a book to the little kids
17:29:10 <Oreo> fuck off blackwood
17:29:15 <Oreo> Jen Blackwood
17:29:17 <slinky_J> do me in the arse you cunt
17:29:40 <slinky_J> yer dude i know my mums name ok
17:29:45 <slinky_J> dont need to be reminded
17:29:56 <slinky_J> u want to fuck her i suggest u pm her on fb n just tell her k
17:30:00 <Oreo> ya son having sex with your mum
17:30:04 <Oreo> lolllllllllllllllllll
17:30:09 <slinky_J> lol
17:30:10 <Abortion> "I've checked you out, son. You're a smart lad. But you keep very, very bad company"
17:31:15 <slinky_J> this chilli is so hot my head is sweaty
17:31:28 <slinky_J> i love watching the news just so I can say "I don't care."
17:32:20 <Abortion> You should be a dusty old fart like me and listen to ABC radio
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17:32:36 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v anotherirc3r
17:33:09 <Abortion> Hi anotherirc3r
17:33:15 <anotherirc3r> heya Abortion
17:33:22 <slinky_J> i do
17:33:39 <Abortion> We're so dusty lol
17:33:42 <slinky_J> but i love flipping over to local tv and criticizing everything about it
17:33:44 <slinky_J> lol
17:33:45 <StrykerX> Old cunt. :P
17:33:47 Part: Oreo ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks (anotherirc3r aka wh0r3 of Austnet)
17:34:13 <slinky_J> gettin some sex at least
17:34:16 <slinky_J> he he
17:34:32 <anotherirc3r> who is that?
17:34:45 <Abortion> Not me, thats for sure
17:35:35 <StrykerX> What's sex?
17:35:36 <slinky_J> JFK needs to realise that if he were alive today he would be dead. for fuck sake!
17:36:07 <slinky_J> so i quit alcohol today
17:36:11 <slinky_J> after drinking some alcohol.
17:36:14 <slinky_J> lols
17:36:18 <slinky_J> *thumbs up*
17:36:33 <Abortion> I don't suppose that is a daily occurence?
17:38:19 <slinky_J> nah
17:38:28 <slinky_J> dont drink often
17:40:06 <Abortion> hrm I've probably totalled a litre of milk today
17:40:43 <slinky_J> nice
17:40:54 <slinky_J> i bought 2ltres iced coffee and 2 ltres choc milk
17:40:59 <+Herb_Dean> i drink alot of milk, doing choc milk today
17:41:08 <slinky_J> i never do it but i totally did do it today, totally.
17:41:11 <slinky_J> i totally did
17:41:14 <slinky_J> TOTALLY
17:41:20 <slinky_J> im srsly fkd from caffiene
17:41:30 * slinky_J makes out with Herb_Dean
17:42:31 <TonyaMalasa> i drunk 7 mother energy drinks in a few hours
17:42:42 <TonyaMalasa> had a seizure
17:42:43 <slinky_J> a native american on tv with long hair
17:42:45 <slinky_J> what a cliche
17:42:57 <slinky_J> did u
17:43:00 <Abortion> oh shit
17:43:00 <TonyaMalasa> nup
17:43:01 <slinky_J> sucks2bu
17:43:09 <TonyaMalasa> they dun do anything 2 me
17:43:14 <slinky_J> thats good
17:43:17 <slinky_J> good2bu
17:43:20 <slinky_J> ahahaha
17:43:24 <TonyaMalasa> perhaps
17:43:37 <slinky_J> i like watching swamp people and putting on the southern accent
17:43:50 <slinky_J> me well um just a backward hickory dick
17:44:26 <slinky_J> SURGEONS REPORT BULLYING CULTURE
17:44:34 <slinky_J> it's sergon ok.
17:44:38 <slinky_J> oviously
17:44:44 <slinky_J> oveoslee
17:45:00 <slinky_J> kan we jus spel normil
17:45:32 <anotherirc3r> no we carnt
17:45:45 <Abortion> Sergei
17:46:56 <TonyaMalasa> im dating jenny :)))
17:48:27 <+Herb_Dean> ;)
17:48:38 <anotherirc3r> umm, no Joely
17:49:43 <TonyaMalasa> :((((( im broken now
17:50:27 <anotherirc3r> lol don't be silly
17:50:58 * TonyaMalasa whips anotherirc3r with a mouse cord
17:53:02 <anotherirc3r> thanks
17:54:16 <Abortion> cat'o'6 tails
17:54:22 <slinky_J> fkn gooks on tv
17:54:25 <slinky_J> they have no soul
17:54:28 <slinky_J> like gingers
17:54:32 <anotherirc3r> lol
17:54:33 <anotherirc3r> like Brett
17:54:36 <slinky_J> fkn looking a gook in the eyes
17:54:43 <slinky_J> is like staring into the eyes of a dead person
17:54:46 <slinky_J> creeps me out ok
17:54:51 <slinky_J> like brett yes
17:54:55 <slinky_J> disgusting
17:55:01 <StrykerX> I wonder...
17:55:03 <slinky_J> yuck, feral gingers.
17:55:07 * Abortion blinks
17:55:08 Part: magicaux ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks (Removed by StrykerX: FAGGOT)
17:55:22 <anotherirc3r> was that really necessary?
17:55:26 <StrykerX> Yup. :)
17:55:29 <slinky_J> yes
17:55:37 <slinky_J> he did nothing wrong so should leave
17:55:50 <slinky_J> i cant stand ppl that have never fkd a woman in the bum
17:55:56 <anotherirc3r> lol okay then
17:56:02 <slinky_J> it's disgusting but you own her for life
17:56:06 <Abortion> I'll just let myself out
17:56:11 <slinky_J> no
17:56:16 <slinky_J> i need u
17:56:28 <slinky_J> i want to fuck u like an animal unf unf
17:56:43 <Abortion> No sorry I don't do guys
17:56:50 <anotherirc3r> baha
17:57:58 <anotherirc3r> what's with the topic?
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17:58:30 Nick: TonyaMalasa is now known as kuniva
17:58:53 Nick: grubs is now known as Osskkaarr
17:58:55 <anotherirc3r> heya Dave
17:59:03 Nick: Osskkaarr is now known as grubs
17:59:10 <kuniva> logging out
17:59:18 <kuniva> seeya fucktardz!
17:59:20 Quit: kuniva ([email protected]) Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com )
17:59:27 <slinky_J> i want a vienetta
17:59:28 <slinky_J> fuck
17:59:40 <grubs> Hey Jen
17:59:42 <slinky_J> i bought neopolitan ice cream lol duno y
18:00:04 <slinky_J> dieter brummer
18:00:18 <slinky_J> oh fk i tote remember this season of home and away
18:00:26 <anotherirc3r> mmmmm viennetta
18:00:35 <slinky_J> yea mmm as
18:00:49 <slinky_J> as if parents never let us eat the whole thing fkn selfish
18:00:53 <grubs> Wouldnt expect anything different from Darren. No reaction from last night.. today he's hoping for one.. he's so predictable. :)
18:01:05 <StrykerX> Speaking of losers
18:01:09 <StrykerX> Sup David? :)
18:01:21 <anotherirc3r> now i want viennetta lol
18:01:28 <slinky_J> melissa george is hot in this
18:01:37 <anotherirc3r> froot loops made a good breakfast though nomnom
18:01:39 <anotherirc3r> with rice milk
18:01:43 <slinky_J> im predictably goin to have ice cream later
18:01:47 <slinky_J> oh yum
18:02:03 <slinky_J> k old home and away is depressing
18:02:29 <slinky_J> so sad these sexy chicks are old now
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18:02:43 Kick: kuniva was kicked by Zyxt (flood)
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18:02:47 <+Herb_Dean> haah
18:02:49 <slinky_J> nothing sadder then watching a black and white movie and shaking ur head coz the sexy chick is probbers dead.
18:02:57 <slinky_J> :~!
18:03:04 <slinky_J> no fingers for her bum nope
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18:03:15 <kuniva> ?
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18:03:18 Kick: kuniva was kicked by Zyxt (flood)
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18:03:24 <anotherirc3r> why Joely?
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18:04:10 <StrykerX> I'm out of sync bad
18:04:16 <StrykerX> Seeing nicks that aren't here.
18:04:25 <+Herb_Dean> //names #
18:04:57 <StrykerX> Much better ty
18:05:24 <StrykerX> Only ever seems to happen in here.
18:05:38 <+Herb_Dean> yeh i use to join and see 42 people
18:05:39 <+Herb_Dean> haha
18:05:43 <grubs> SLooOOOooWWwwww
18:06:17 <anotherirc3r> who are the randoms? Herb_Dean, flourisher, fp?
18:06:40 <slinky_J> y do women wear dress?
18:06:45 <slinky_J> just askin to be fucked
18:06:49 <slinky_J> fuck
18:06:56 <slinky_J> so easy just lift it up n start rooten
18:07:00 <anotherirc3r> dude
18:07:02 <anotherirc3r> that's wrong
18:07:03 <slinky_J> yo
18:07:04 <slinky_J> lol
18:07:06 <slinky_J> :(
18:07:17 <slinky_J> lift it up n sniff not wrong
18:07:18 <slinky_J> ?
18:07:23 <slinky_J> aha
18:07:46 <StrykerX> Where's Amelia?
18:07:51 <StrykerX> I wanna CS fucken!
18:07:51 <slinky_J> cares
18:07:56 <slinky_J> so play cs dammit!
18:08:01 <slinky_J> DO IT.
18:08:06 <anotherirc3r> with Jerome getting her toes sucked
18:08:07 <slinky_J> nike just
18:08:18 <slinky_J> jerome is such a niggers name
18:08:33 <slinky_J> she has disgusting toes
18:08:56 <anotherirc3r> he doesn't think so
18:09:56 <slinky_J> he is a grown man that tickles women
18:10:01 <slinky_J> and his name is Jerome..
18:10:08 <slinky_J> *does crazy finger*
18:10:18 <anotherirc3r> he wants to rubbbbbb them
18:10:24 <anotherirc3r> lol creepy foot fetish guy
18:10:26 <slinky_J> lol
18:16:27 <slinky_J> i srsly want to punch a deer in the face
18:16:33 <slinky_J> n tell it how stupid antlers are.
18:16:37 <slinky_J> so fkn annoyin
18:17:13 <anotherirc3r> rofl
18:17:14 <anotherirc3r> wtf
18:19:32 Join: Mx_Brettingham_Trump ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
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18:19:36 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> loololllllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:19:36 <slinky_J> i want to tell batman
18:19:41 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> morning all
18:19:41 <slinky_J> that he looks nothing like a bat
18:19:50 <slinky_J> guy needs his bubble burst
18:19:57 <slinky_J> he is a bloody mental patient
18:20:13 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> hello ratwood
18:20:21 <slinky_J> hi
18:20:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> wheres osky?
18:20:44 <slinky_J> fuck knows
18:20:46 <anotherirc3r> are you okay Josh?
18:20:52 <slinky_J> must be one of these people
18:20:54 <slinky_J> yep
18:21:10 <slinky_J> im trying to tell Norma Bates on this show that her kid is a psycho..
18:21:15 <slinky_J> bitch isnt listening.
18:21:22 <slinky_J> tv never listens, ever
18:21:28 <anotherirc3r> it should
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18:24:32 <slinky_J> im so modern
18:24:37 <slinky_J> i gave my mum the sex talk.
18:24:45 <slinky_J> so modern
18:24:49 <slinky_J> i went bald before my dad.
18:25:10 <slinky_J> so modern i put condoms on inside out on each finger and thumb before and after sex.
18:25:28 Quit: looooooooooooooooooooopydog ([email protected]) Quit:
18:26:32 <slinky_J> im so modern i dont use a mobile phone because i carry a sixties telephone around on a seriously long cord.
18:30:11 <grubs> lollllllllll @ slinky_J
18:30:32 <grubs> That was some mad meltdown from you ShiTWoOd.
18:31:38 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ ratwood
18:31:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> slinky_J where is your gf emma?
18:35:04 <slinky_J> im so confident i poop in the dark
18:35:11 <slinky_J> duno
18:35:22 <slinky_J> not a melt down when u do it on purpose grubs
18:35:45 <slinky_J> just because u fail at life dont pass it on to me k short fatty fatty boomba of a man
18:35:46 <grubs> You couldn't pull it off if you tried though.
18:35:50 <slinky_J> not even a man..
18:35:55 <slinky_J> less than a man tbh
18:36:00 <grubs> Your meltdown was for realz.
18:36:10 <slinky_J> dude u dont get to me
18:36:19 <slinky_J> but having to think about you is irritating
18:36:25 <grubs> And yet you can't stop talking about me.
18:36:27 <slinky_J> you are short and fat
18:36:29 <slinky_J> jen said so
18:36:34 <grubs> I'm in YOUR head.
18:36:37 <grubs> :)
18:36:45 <slinky_J> talking shit about you isnt a good thing lady
18:36:48 <grubs> No she didnt.
18:36:51 <slinky_J> wait no thats insulting to women
18:37:03 <slinky_J> yer she did she said it on irc and it has been pasted around a lot
18:37:10 <grubs> Fake log.
18:37:18 <slinky_J> ur such a whinger u cried about the quote to steven in pm
18:37:22 <grubs> DoC has a thing for making up logs.
18:37:35 <slinky_J> cry on because u couldnt stand the ~quote
18:37:39 <slinky_J> which was hilarious imo
18:37:41 <+Herb_Dean> who said that
18:37:47 <slinky_J> why bring DoC into it?
18:38:03 <slinky_J> just stop breathing pollock
18:38:16 <grubs> Because I can? and i'm pointing out.. what you're talking about its bullshit. :)
18:38:16 <slinky_J> i cant believe i live in the same country as you that's how cool i am
18:38:18 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
18:38:27 <slinky_J> im pointint out DOT DOT
18:38:33 <slinky_J> comma much?
18:38:41 <grubs> ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
18:38:43 <grubs> ?
18:38:50 <slinky_J> you grammar is fucked
18:39:00 <slinky_J> f u c k e d
18:39:00 <grubs> Says your face
18:39:07 <slinky_J> yeah but im not short and fat
18:39:13 <slinky_J> with a huge chip on my shoulder
18:39:18 <slinky_J> you should eat that chip dude
18:39:19 <grubs> You're fat and ugly.. haha.
18:39:22 <slinky_J> and then go for a jog
18:39:27 <slinky_J> but im not fat
18:39:36 <slinky_J> prob am ugly
18:39:56 <slinky_J> ur nick is grubs and you are short and fat
18:40:07 <slinky_J> and scheme money off of a chick u drive four hours to see LMAO
18:40:11 <grubs> *sniff* *sniff* :~(
18:40:16 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:40:24 <slinky_J> grubs looks like his mum gave birth to him out of her ass
18:40:37 <slinky_J> standing on top of the worlds tallest tree
18:40:42 <slinky_J> aaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
18:40:43 <anotherirc3r> don't be mean Josh
18:40:43 <slinky_J> fgt
18:40:49 <grubs> Meltdown night 2 from slinky_J.
18:40:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> slinky_J it was all part of his plan, so then he would have to stay at her house... but the thought of that disgusted her so she's like 'fuck fuck here take the money, take it all!!!'
18:40:57 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:41:00 <slinky_J> LMAOOO
18:41:05 <slinky_J> ahahahahahahahaha
18:41:15 <slinky_J> JUST TAKE IT! LOL
18:41:18 <slinky_J> aaahahaha nice one
18:41:44 <slinky_J> what ya gonna do grubs grow and inch?
18:41:50 <slinky_J> how small is ur dick man?
18:41:56 <slinky_J> hahaha
18:42:56 <anotherirc3r> don't pick on people who jog Josh k
18:44:52 <grubs> Why would you be so interested in my penis ShiTWoOd? Are you gay?
18:44:56 Quit: massif ([email protected]) Connection closed
18:45:05 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ gaywood
18:45:08 <grubs> A guy talking about another guys penis.. so gay.
18:45:16 <+Herb_Dean> loooooooooool
18:45:18 <+Herb_Dean> [16415] Q. What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?
18:45:21 <+Herb_Dean> [16415] A. Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window
18:45:46 <grubs> Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā
18:47:24 <slinky_J> awww somebody cwying
18:47:40 <slinky_J> i love that colour it goes well with the gay
18:47:56 <slinky_J> might stop picken me nose n paint me nails
18:47:57 Quit: ^pHANTOM^^ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:48:51 <anotherirc3r> i got my nails painted yesterday
18:48:56 <anotherirc3r> pretty happy with the colour
18:49:38 <slinky_J> love your cranny granny
18:49:41 <slinky_J> nice
18:49:50 <slinky_J> kiss them and tell them u love them
18:49:58 <slinky_J> ima do it to one nail but only one
18:50:07 <slinky_J> k did it i kissed it n told it i love it
18:50:29 <anotherirc3r> lol
18:50:34 <anotherirc3r> you'll make the others jealous
18:50:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> anotherirc3r pic thanks
18:51:09 <anotherirc3r> no\
18:51:13 <anotherirc3r> -\
18:51:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> why not?
18:51:43 <anotherirc3r> don't have one soz
18:53:54 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> take one
18:58:36 <anotherirc3r> no
18:58:41 <slinky_J> fk i gotta email NIgella Lawson and tell her to stop shitting her pants over food
18:58:44 <slinky_J> fkn nut
19:04:25 <anotherirc3r> i'll tell you what colour they are though Brett
19:04:52 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShZWCCF0q6w
19:04:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adventure Time: BMO Lost (BMO and the Bubble) - Ending (Sep 18, 2013) Time: 0:26 - Category: Film & Animation - 11,093 views - 65 likes (97%), 2 dislikes (3%)
19:05:26 <anotherirc3r> they are purple with silver glitter
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19:07:04 <grubs> screwss
19:12:08 <slinky_J> glitter is good
19:16:46 <slinky_J> when will chinks learn to evolve into white people
19:16:50 <slinky_J> fkn frustrating
19:17:36 Quit: Whoishe ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
19:21:53 <slinky_J> um http://www.mature-blogs.com/gallery/2015/8sMv3q5Zlh5LJXn/24493.jpg
19:21:55 <slinky_J> :o
19:22:14 <anotherirc3r> ...she looks.. odd
19:22:25 <slinky_J> http://www.mature-blogs.com/gallery/2015/8sMv3q5Zlh5LJXn/24494.jpg
19:22:31 <slinky_J> ^ grubs mum and gf
19:22:33 <slinky_J> LOL!!!!!
19:23:10 <anotherirc3r> gross :/
19:23:23 <anotherirc3r> stop posting photos of me Josh
19:23:25 <anotherirc3r> it's mean
19:23:42 <StrykerX> Well you are old...
19:23:43 <StrykerX> ;p
19:24:12 <anotherirc3r> lol stfu
19:24:15 <slinky_J> lol anotherirc3r
19:24:17 <anotherirc3r> i'm a year older than you jerkface
19:24:19 <slinky_J> lol both of u
19:24:23 <slinky_J> yeah Jerome!
19:24:27 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
19:25:07 <StrykerX> * anotherirc3r is now known as anothernanna
19:25:08 <StrykerX> x0x
19:25:50 <anotherirc3r> i'm an aunty k
19:25:59 <anotherirc3r> i has a bewtiful nephew
19:28:08 <StrykerX> Great Aunt Jen
19:28:11 <StrykerX> lolololol
19:28:22 <StrykerX> Also, you do have a beautiful nephew.
19:28:54 <anotherirc3r> not great aunt!
19:28:55 <anotherirc3r> geeeez
19:30:20 Join: Ingham ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
19:30:20 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Ingham
19:30:34 <Ingham> give me back my son!
19:31:06 Join: ^pHANTOM^^ ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
19:31:07 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v ^pHANTOM^^
19:31:22 <grubs> And here it is.
19:31:59 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
19:31:59 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v [[[[[pong]]]]]
19:32:04 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here....
19:32:25 <StrykerX> hiiiiii pong
19:32:31 <Ingham> grubs how does it feel that Darren is having some more of her pussy
19:32:40 <Ingham> and you will miss out again!
19:32:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiii
19:33:14 <StrykerX> I am?
19:33:23 <anotherirc3r> heya pong
19:33:36 <Ingham> so you don't want anymore gauci pussy then Darren?
19:33:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiii
19:33:59 <StrykerX> What I do and don't do is none of your concern Jerome
19:34:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong want meet ppl from here
19:34:15 <StrykerX> pong, pm Ingham
19:34:21 <StrykerX> She'll service you
19:34:23 <+Herb_Dean> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
19:34:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yess pl
19:34:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ok
19:35:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> it pension week
19:35:12 <Ingham> LOL Darren
19:35:16 <Ingham> so you want some of her pussy or not?
19:35:19 <Ingham> simple question
19:35:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong not
19:35:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> can pong have
19:35:42 <Ingham> yes you can
19:35:47 <Ingham> you can have her pussy too
19:35:53 <Ingham> it is up for the taking
19:35:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong want
19:36:02 <Ingham> pong gets
19:36:31 <anotherirc3r> errr, no
19:36:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who u talk about
19:37:20 <anotherirc3r> all of you
19:37:49 <Ingham> so you don't want Darrens cock no more jen?
19:38:44 <anotherirc3r> stfu
19:38:56 <anotherirc3r> ugh. i'm going for a jog
19:39:00 <anotherirc3r> at least to get away from you
19:40:12 <Ingham> LOL
19:40:13 <Ingham> a jog
19:40:31 <Ingham> jen its so fucking pathetic how you try to make out you are on this big path of losing weight
19:40:34 <Ingham> and being all healthy and shit
19:40:38 <Ingham> its so attention seeking
19:40:44 <Ingham> you are not going for a jog bitch
19:40:58 <Ingham> if you are you would need to go for like 2 hours at least for it to do anything
19:41:06 <Ingham> stop seeking attention you fat fucking pig
19:41:21 <Ingham> anotherirc3r is goin to her game on sunday with StrykerX n then the usual sunday fuck at his house
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19:43:00 <slinky_J> have u seen grubs gf pic Ingham
19:43:10 <slinky_J> [18:52] <+slinky_J> http://www.mature-blogs.com/gallery/2015/8sMv3q5Zlh5LJXn/24494.jpg
19:43:10 <slinky_J> [18:52] <+slinky_J> ^ grubs mum and gf
19:43:26 * [[[[[pong]]]]] splits his filthy dirty vegamite anus over Ingham's nose and does a clear bubbled borrie...
19:43:39 <+Herb_Dean> hahahahhhaaha
19:44:22 <+thestig> slinky are you ok?
19:46:09 <Ingham> lol who?
19:46:18 <Ingham> fucking hell
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19:46:41 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v amelia
19:46:48 <Ingham> that looks like gauci sorta
19:46:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 'op pong
19:47:16 Mode: (by StrykerX) +ooo [[[[[pong]]]]] amelia anotherirc3r
19:47:22 * Ingham slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] around a bit with a large trout
19:47:22 <grubs> You got no idea plivent you fat pig.
19:47:28 <Ingham> grubs sorry what?
19:47:30 <grubs> :)
19:47:31 <Ingham> midget chucky dad
19:47:33 <Ingham> fat obese
19:47:35 <Ingham> mum mrs poh
19:47:37 <Ingham> fat obese
19:47:40 <Ingham> yourself midget fat obese
19:47:43 <Ingham> LOL
19:47:43 <grubs> lol ok plivent
19:47:46 <Ingham> gauci pig fat obese
19:47:48 <grubs> lol plivent ok
19:48:03 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> doctor sair pong morbeid obease
19:48:16 <Ingham> lol
19:49:08 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> he tell grandma pong mildly retardrc that why pong obease
19:49:27 <Ingham> lollllllllllllllllll
19:49:44 <+thestig> poor pong
19:50:35 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> thats what mavis said
19:50:52 <+thestig> mavis is pongs best mate?
19:51:07 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> no grandmas special friend they sleep in same bed
19:51:14 <grubs> on text *lol*:#: if $nick == plivent .msg $chan lol ok plivent } }
19:51:58 <Ingham> lol
19:52:01 <Ingham> plivent
19:52:18 <Ingham> pollock is that your super coding?
19:52:19 <+Herb_Dean> wtf is plivent
19:52:24 <Ingham> his mirc scripting
19:52:29 <Ingham> he is l337 hacker
19:52:52 <+Herb_Dean> sounds like a vacum cleaner that sucks off blokes
19:52:57 <+thestig> i always keep $13.37 in my wallet
19:53:01 <grubs> lol you dumb shit. I know some mIRC.. doesn't make me a hacker you spastic.
19:53:02 <Ingham> lollllllll
19:53:10 <Ingham> thats correct grubs
19:53:13 <Ingham> you know some irc commands
19:53:16 <Ingham> you are nothing more
19:53:29 <grubs> You said it :)
19:53:35 <Ingham> ZLOL!
19:53:36 Nick: Herb_Dean is now known as plivent
19:53:39 <+plivent> lol
19:53:44 <Ingham> thankyou for at least being honest pollock
19:53:45 <StrykerX> What a faggot nick
19:54:10 Nick: Ingham is now known as Element
19:54:28 Nick: Element is now known as InghamIntoElement
19:54:28 <+plivent> [05:54] -NickOP- plivent is now registered under account: '*!nerdhacks@*.cant.haxer.com'
19:54:52 <+thestig> lol
19:54:57 <InghamIntoElement> lolllllllllllllll
19:56:51 Nick: InghamIntoElement is now known as MrPositivity
19:57:03 <+amelia> i see everyone has calmed down
19:57:14 <+amelia> but the night is still young
19:58:12 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong go party
19:58:21 <+thestig> have fun pong
19:58:33 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> who come
19:58:34 <+thestig> i hope pong not get too drunk
19:58:48 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong had 3 melbourne long neck
19:58:56 <+thestig> haha
19:59:03 <StrykerX> thestig, you fucked that up
19:59:06 <StrykerX> Look...
19:59:11 <MrPositivity> darren loser
19:59:13 <StrykerX> StrykerX hope pong not get too drunk
19:59:19 <StrykerX> StrykerX likes pong
19:59:22 <+thestig> what?
19:59:29 <StrykerX> Refer to yourself in 3rd person
19:59:30 <StrykerX> lol
19:59:31 <MrPositivity> thestig darren is going to meet jen for some pussy
19:59:31 <+amelia> amelia thinks StrykerX should lick a nut
19:59:52 <StrykerX> StrykerX thinks amelia will get her arse handed to her in CS later
20:00:00 <+amelia> ahahahah ok Bot boy
20:00:03 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> StrykerX drink with pong
20:00:11 <StrykerX> StrykerX like to drink with pong
20:00:16 <+thestig> thestig thinks strykerx will get owned
20:00:22 <MrPositivity> StrykerX you should drink
20:00:26 <MrPositivity> have a drink with jen
20:00:30 <MrPositivity> then fuck her
20:00:30 <StrykerX> MY MOUSE IS BEING A PIECE OF SHIT
20:00:31 <+amelia> ahahahaha so much 3rd person
20:00:34 <+thestig> thestig plays CS with amelia, she is good
20:00:43 <+thestig> oh here we go
20:00:46 <+amelia> he is too scared
20:00:46 <+thestig> mouse excuses
20:01:00 <+amelia> he has diff excuse each time
20:01:03 <StrykerX> Suck me cunt
20:01:03 <+amelia> ohhhh my mouse
20:01:06 <StrykerX> I got 3 spares
20:01:07 <MrPositivity> amelia ill play cs with you
20:01:09 <+thestig> amelia lets play, oh no both my monitors just exploded
20:01:10 <+amelia> ohhh i got small penis
20:01:13 <StrykerX> I just cbf standing up
20:01:18 <MrPositivity> ill play you right now
20:01:18 <+amelia> etc etc
20:01:22 <+amelia> AHAHAH
20:01:27 <+amelia> ok pliv
20:01:28 <MrPositivity> ive got all half life and cs's
20:01:30 <MrPositivity> lets play
20:01:31 <+amelia> cs go
20:01:33 <+amelia> ?
20:01:36 <MrPositivity> havnt played that in years
20:01:44 <+amelia> have you got it
20:01:47 <MrPositivity> cs go
20:01:54 <MrPositivity> dont think so
20:01:57 <StrykerX> CS GO is the newest one
20:01:57 <+thestig> lol
20:02:02 <MrPositivity> ahh nah dont have that
20:02:06 <MrPositivity> dont play that shit
20:02:07 <MrPositivity> 1.6
20:02:13 <StrykerX> I loved 1.6
20:02:14 <MrPositivity> i play that
20:02:20 <StrykerX> GO has some of the maps ported over
20:02:21 <MrPositivity> StrykerX we dont care what you have to say
20:02:22 <+amelia> yah i used to
20:02:24 <MrPositivity> gauci pussy is for you
20:02:30 <+thestig> pliv do u have a sick pc?
20:02:30 <MrPositivity> amelia if you get 1.6 ill play
20:02:34 <+amelia> yah it has aztec etc from 1.6
20:02:35 <MrPositivity> thestig yes my pc is good
20:02:42 <MrPositivity> ill check go now
20:02:45 <StrykerX> His Pentium II is good.
20:02:47 <+amelia> nuh no 1.6 jus cs go
20:02:55 <MrPositivity> whats this cs go
20:03:01 <MrPositivity> StrykerX hahah funny
20:03:06 <+amelia> global offensive
20:03:09 <MrPositivity> my memory is worth more than your whole righ
20:03:11 <MrPositivity> lollllllllllllllllll
20:03:13 Join: ladifingda ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:03:13 Quit: ladifingda ([email protected]) Excess flood
20:03:16 <MrPositivity> prob ur car
20:03:21 Join: ladifingda ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:03:21 Quit: ladifingda ([email protected]) Excess flood
20:03:24 <+thestig> loolllllllllll
20:03:29 Join: ladifingda ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:03:29 Mode: (by plivent) +v ladifingda
20:03:30 <MrPositivity> ahhh
20:03:32 <MrPositivity> i see
20:03:41 <MrPositivity> yes this looked a good game
20:04:01 <+thestig> jen why did u excess flood
20:04:07 <MrPositivity> LOL
20:04:15 <+amelia> thats why it's so calm in here tonight
20:04:16 <MrPositivity> the fat guy in the video clip looks like StrykerX
20:04:19 <+amelia> cos jen is here
20:04:24 <+amelia> and has restored order
20:04:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> jen is back from her 10 minute jog
20:04:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:04:36 <MrPositivity> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
20:04:37 <+thestig> haha
20:04:44 <MrPositivity> she is the new pz
20:04:52 <MrPositivity> "going to do some workout guys, weight training"
20:04:55 <MrPositivity> 5 minutes later
20:04:56 <MrPositivity> "hey guys"
20:05:17 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
20:05:39 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> mrwuf thats what he does
20:05:44 <MrPositivity> yes
20:05:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> same loser?
20:05:46 <MrPositivity> pz is mrwuf
20:05:48 <MrPositivity> same loser
20:05:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> oh
20:05:49 Quit: ladifingda ([email protected]) EOF from client
20:05:51 <StrykerX> mrwuf is still alive?
20:05:52 <grubs> pz was tapped.. hes in Canningvale prison.
20:05:55 <MrPositivity> the one i sent pollocks mum to
20:06:00 <MrPositivity> he isnt in prison
20:06:07 <MrPositivity> i spoke to him the other day
20:06:11 <+amelia> there's a prison in canningvale?
20:06:15 <MrPositivity> he lives at his mums
20:06:15 <+plivent> hakea
20:06:17 <MrPositivity> still
20:06:19 <+amelia> ohhh
20:06:20 <MrPositivity> he isnt in prison
20:06:20 <+plivent> hahahahahahahahhaha
20:06:20 <grubs> You know fuck all plivent you fat fuck.
20:06:21 <StrykerX> Isn't mrwuf that guy who mooched of his mother instead of doing work for the dole?
20:06:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> mwuf lives in brisbane
20:06:31 <MrPositivity> just stop talking shit pollock
20:06:32 <+plivent> tthat was my old house cunts
20:06:39 <+amelia> i didnt kno hakea was canningvale
20:06:41 <MrPositivity> he lives in perth
20:06:41 Nick: plivent is now known as Herb_Dean
20:06:41 <+thestig> what did he go to prison for? kicking bus stops again?
20:06:42 <+Herb_Dean> yeh
20:06:45 <MrPositivity> hahahahahahah
20:06:48 <MrPositivity> remember that thestig
20:06:53 <+thestig> yeh ahahaha
20:06:56 <MrPositivity> how he was bragging about it
20:07:00 <MrPositivity> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
20:07:08 <MrPositivity> amelia take no notice of pollock
20:07:11 <grubs> stig, Yeah.. that;s what he went to court for last time.. and never came back.
20:07:16 <MrPositivity> i pranked him last week he lives there still with his mum
20:07:22 <+Herb_Dean> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:07:24 <MrPositivity> grubs he was on last year you idiot
20:07:29 <MrPositivity> he still at home
20:07:30 <+Herb_Dean> [47214] Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
20:07:33 <+Herb_Dean> [47214] A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
20:07:33 <MrPositivity> ill post his details if you want
20:07:36 <+Herb_Dean> osar
20:07:36 <MrPositivity> 1 second
20:07:42 <+Herb_Dean> what is the port for the psy
20:07:51 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:07:51 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v anotherirc3r
20:07:53 <MrPositivity> pollock is angry i sent his dad and his mum to his house
20:07:55 <grubs> Whos psy ?
20:07:59 <MrPositivity> he thought i was him
20:08:00 <+Herb_Dean> damians
20:08:00 <MrPositivity> LOL
20:08:32 <grubs> 15556
20:08:36 <+Herb_Dean> ta
20:09:40 <grubs> You know fuck all plivent.. unless someone tells you shit or makes up something so you run with it like a faggot.
20:10:06 <+thestig> grub i remember years ago wOOp sent me a letter from hakea, it was in pencil cause he bashed someone and wasnt allowed to use pens loll
20:10:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> plivent tell us what you know about the cheong park incident so grubs can clear up if it's true or not
20:10:19 <grubs> haha
20:10:33 <anotherirc3r> my jog was 30 mins k
20:10:37 <grubs> wOOp was strange
20:10:40 <MrPositivity> <+anotherirc3r> my jog was 30 mins k
20:10:43 <MrPositivity> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
20:10:46 <+thestig> too many drugsssss
20:11:01 <MrPositivity> Mx_Brettingham_Trump she met him in cheong park
20:11:04 <MrPositivity> they spoke about irc
20:11:09 <MrPositivity> he spoke about his hatred of us
20:11:13 <MrPositivity> and he told her about darren
20:11:17 <MrPositivity> and how he is a loser
20:11:28 <MrPositivity> then he asked if he could borrow some cash till his next centrelink payment
20:11:32 <MrPositivity> she left
20:11:36 <MrPositivity> he stalked her home
20:11:46 <MrPositivity> then posted her details for all to see
20:11:51 <+amelia> did you run non stop for 30 mins
20:11:53 <MrPositivity> now he wants her back after darrens cock was in and out
20:11:55 <MrPositivity> of her pussy
20:11:58 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> grubs is this true mate? now if you chance to clear things up
20:12:09 <anotherirc3r> nah. lol probably 20-25 mins
20:12:12 <grubs> No
20:12:13 <anotherirc3r> not that fit
20:12:44 <grubs> plivent thinks that's what happens.. cause hes a dumb cunt :)
20:12:44 <MrPositivity> http://i.imgur.com/UusZDvD.jpg
20:12:47 <+amelia> when i first started i could barely jog decent pace for 10
20:12:53 <MrPositivity> she is a liar
20:12:56 <MrPositivity> she didnt go anywhere
20:13:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> grubs clear up what happened mate
20:13:05 Mode: (by thestig) +oo grubs Mx_Brettingham_Trump
20:13:07 <MrPositivity> she is an attention seeker
20:13:09 <MrPositivity> and its pathetic
20:13:09 Mode: (by thestig) +oo slinky_J SoupNazi
20:13:10 <+grubs> I just did.
20:13:14 Mode: (by thestig) +oo anotherirc3r magicaux
20:13:19 Mode: (by grubs) +o frosty
20:13:22 <+anotherirc3r> that's it.. i didn't go anywhere
20:13:28 <+anotherirc3r> i just wanted to impress Jerome :(
20:13:34 <+thestig> lollllll
20:13:35 <+Herb_Dean> really?
20:13:43 <MrPositivity> tell the truth jen
20:13:47 <MrPositivity> id respect you more
20:13:50 <+Herb_Dean> we are making bes
20:13:51 <+Herb_Dean> we are making bets
20:13:54 <MrPositivity> i want to respect you
20:13:56 <MrPositivity> not hate you
20:13:57 <+Herb_Dean> i said she went for 17 minutes
20:14:02 <MrPositivity> i said she didnt go at all
20:14:10 <MrPositivity> if she did she walked outside then back inside
20:14:15 <MrPositivity> and ill bet my entire life on that
20:14:26 * [[[[[pong]]]]] does a smelly borrie
20:14:40 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> she might have gone, thought i felt an earth tremor about 20 mins ago
20:14:44 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:14:52 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> nah jokes
20:14:56 * Mx_Brettingham_Trump hugs anotherirc3r
20:15:12 * MrPositivity hugs amelia
20:15:28 <StrykerX> Oh
20:15:29 <+amelia> don't touch
20:15:33 <StrykerX> My mouse issues were due to a hair
20:15:34 <StrykerX> :/
20:15:58 <+anotherirc3r> awww.. i tried so hard to impress Jerome too
20:16:11 <MrPositivity> StrykerX was it one of jens pubes?
20:16:24 <StrykerX> Negative.
20:16:27 <MrPositivity> I knew it
20:16:29 Nick: steven_ is now known as steven
20:16:30 <MrPositivity> her pussy is hairy!
20:16:33 <steven> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
20:16:34 <MrPositivity> even better
20:16:34 Nick: _steven_ is now known as steven_
20:16:45 <MrPositivity> jen lets trade nudes
20:16:52 <steven> <-psyBNC> You have Messages. Type /QUOTE PLAYPRIVATELOG to read your messages.
20:16:59 <steven> im scared
20:17:12 <+anotherirc3r> let's not
20:17:13 Quit: SoupNazi ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
20:17:14 <+anotherirc3r> go ask amelia
20:17:41 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:17:41 Mode: (by grubs) +o nate
20:17:41 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nate
20:17:50 <MrPositivity> anotherirc3r amelia is already mine
20:17:52 <+grubs> PLAYMAINLOG
20:17:54 <MrPositivity> you are my struggle
20:18:09 <+anotherirc3r> i'm sure she'd disagree
20:18:10 <MrPositivity> plus im more interested in your gauci pussy
20:18:14 <+grubs> [10/09/2015 20:17:59] (grubs): PLAYMAINLOG
20:18:14 <+grubs> [10/09/2015 20:17:59] (-psyBNC): Starting playing Main-Log
20:18:15 <+grubs> [10/09/2015 20:17:59] (-psyBNC): Tue Sep 8 04:49:35 :Can't create listening sock on host * port 21287 (bind)
20:18:17 <MrPositivity> amelia I just want her feet
20:18:23 <MrPositivity> your feet I already know are not worthy
20:18:38 <+anotherirc3r> i'm not interested in you
20:18:40 Nick: steven is now known as Steven1
20:18:42 <MrPositivity> it's ok
20:18:48 <MrPositivity> im not interested in you either
20:18:56 <MrPositivity> but that cannot stop us at 2 adults making love
20:19:04 <+anotherirc3r> err, yes it can
20:19:15 <MrPositivity> not it cannot
20:19:17 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> anotherirc3r when will you fuck MrPositivity?
20:19:18 <+anotherirc3r> you go make love to amelia
20:19:20 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> enough of these games
20:19:22 <MrPositivity> anotherirc3r are you after ^bozohim now?
20:19:23 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> what date
20:19:37 <+amelia> can you stop throwing me under the bus jen
20:19:37 <MrPositivity> you know he is a 51 year old pedo
20:19:56 Join: SoupNazi ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:19:56 Mode: (by grubs) +o SoupNazi
20:19:56 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v SoupNazi
20:19:57 <+anotherirc3r> i'm sorry amelia but.. i don't want it
20:20:03 <Steven1> hahahhahaah
20:20:05 <+amelia> take one for the team
20:20:08 <+anotherirc3r> oi
20:20:13 <+anotherirc3r> i was about to say that to you lol
20:20:20 <+amelia> shotgun not me
20:20:25 Nick: MrPositivity is now known as ratwood
20:20:37 <+grubs> plivent, Only time you'll get a chance to have a face to face talk with her is.. when i'm there.. you wont be touching her either :)
20:20:38 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> jen and plivent make a date to fuck right now
20:20:52 <ratwood> grubs you dont own her mate
20:20:56 <ratwood> she can do whatever she likes
20:20:59 <ratwood> i.e be my friend
20:21:01 <ratwood> talk to me
20:21:02 <ratwood> hang out
20:21:08 <ratwood> you dont own her you psycho loser
20:21:09 <+grubs> And she doesn't want you.
20:21:15 <ratwood> i didnt say she does
20:21:18 <ratwood> im not after her love
20:21:31 <+grubs> you fat pig of a thing.. you left ya tictac cock in the shampoo bottle.
20:21:36 <ratwood> lol
20:21:39 <ratwood> you mean yourself?
20:21:44 <ratwood> my cock is 8 inch cut
20:21:50 <ratwood> very good cock
20:21:53 <+anotherirc3r> dude, tmi
20:21:56 <ratwood> and its been in and out of pussy too
20:21:58 <Steven1> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
20:22:00 <ratwood> unlike yourself pollock
20:22:10 <ratwood> only place I think that went was into Robert Inghams asshole
20:22:13 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> plivent and jennifer meet up no hole is off limits
20:22:15 <ratwood> or your brothers when he made you fuck him
20:22:23 <ratwood> Mx_Brettingham_Trump i want her asshole first
20:22:26 <ratwood> bbw anal
20:22:34 <+grubs> owned you with 1 line plivent.. and you're having a meltdown.
20:22:37 <+anotherirc3r> no Brett. never
20:22:38 <+grubs> :)
20:22:40 <ratwood> owned me?
20:22:41 <ratwood> how?
20:22:44 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> yes anotherirc3r all 8 inches
20:22:53 <ratwood> she will take it Mx_Brettingham_Trump
20:22:56 <ratwood> or I will force her
20:22:59 <ratwood> to take my cock
20:23:54 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> grubs will come along too to watch
20:24:01 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
20:24:10 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> and listen to jennifer squeal like a pig
20:24:42 <+anotherirc3r> this is disturbing :/
20:24:55 <ratwood> i once fucked girl so hard she shit her pants
20:25:01 <ratwood> cheong park has lots of places for dogs to shit
20:25:06 <Steven1> why did she have her pants on
20:25:10 <ratwood> wont need the council bag to clean it up
20:25:10 <Steven1> looooooooooooooooooooooool
20:25:15 <ratwood> Steven1 because I was raping her
20:25:17 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> when plivent is 8 inches into anotherirc3r's ass he can look over to grubs standing in the corner and give a wink
20:25:39 <ratwood> i will put my cock so far up anotherirc3r's ass she will feel it inside her womb
20:25:40 <+amelia> there is a lot of thought going into this
20:25:50 <ratwood> amelia wish you could be there but it would make you sick
20:26:00 <Steven1> 2 gurls 1 cup
20:26:09 <+grubs> Shows what kind of people they really are.
20:26:13 <ratwood> 1 gurl 1 cheong park
20:26:17 <ratwood> grubs yes
20:26:20 <ratwood> sexually active people
20:26:24 <ratwood> unlike yourself
20:26:33 <ratwood> JEN IS MINE!
20:26:58 <+grubs> All in your head plivent you fat pig :)
20:27:04 <+amelia> tomorrow is burrito Friday
20:27:10 <ratwood> grubs she is mine!
20:27:13 <ratwood> her pussy is mine
20:27:25 <+amelia> and hot chocolate wif marshymellows Friday
20:28:25 <ratwood> yes amelia if only i lived in perth
20:28:36 <ratwood> i wouldnt have to worry about jen
20:28:40 <ratwood> you would be on my mind
20:29:04 <ratwood> in sydney we have australias best mexican thanks to the hipsters and pop up places
20:29:08 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> thats not true, jens going over to perth in a couple of weeks to root THE DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
20:29:11 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:29:27 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> looooooooooooooooooooooooopy
20:29:41 <ratwood> well id go to warrens if he let me
20:29:44 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopyyyyyyyyyyyydogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
20:29:45 <ratwood> he said im too violent
20:29:49 <ratwood> and would cause a scene
20:29:51 <ratwood> :(
20:30:01 <ratwood> he's just angry id fuck his sister
20:30:14 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> his sister is a monster
20:30:19 <ratwood> nah she is hot
20:30:23 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> bullshit
20:30:26 <ratwood> she is
20:30:31 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> bullshit
20:30:33 <ratwood> i use to have her on my msn
20:30:42 <ratwood> thats why warren hates me
20:30:45 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> shes hideous
20:30:45 <ratwood> because i sent her my cock
20:30:49 <ratwood> nah she's hot man
20:30:50 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> you havent seen the pics ive seen then
20:30:54 <ratwood> maybe not
20:30:55 <ratwood> show us
20:30:58 <ratwood> post
20:31:15 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i dont have any
20:31:19 <ratwood> damn
20:31:22 <ratwood> ask warren
20:31:39 <ratwood> #NerdHacks Can't invite Warren1984 to channel (+V set)
20:31:42 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> she lives in abu dhabi now anyway
20:31:45 <ratwood> fuck
20:32:35 <+nate> who is this warren, Mx_Brettingham_Trumps brother?
20:32:48 <+Herb_Dean> ranga brothers
20:33:05 <+nate> my ranga
20:33:15 <+nate> yo my ranga
20:33:17 <+nate> lol
20:34:15 <StrykerX> PX
20:34:29 <StrykerX> Oops, wrong channel
20:35:09 <+Herb_Dean> lokl
20:38:28 * Herb_Dean dangles his dick infront of ratwood's mouth
20:39:00 <+grubs> Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā
20:39:01 <+grubs> Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā
20:41:23 <+thestig> THATS A LOT OF WOOD
20:45:54 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> tarryn's thighs have their own postcode
20:46:14 <+nate> yeah lick me postcode?
21:02:36 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) EOF from client
21:02:53 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
21:02:54 Mode: (by grubs) +o amelia
21:02:54 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v amelia
21:09:20 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:12:39 <ratwood> grubs would you have a beer with me and slinky_J?
21:15:29 <+nate> u guys picking up girls at the pub?
21:15:33 <+grubs> No, because I don't like you nor him... you are both not worth having a beer/drink with. :)
21:15:52 <+anotherirc3r> ewwww beer
21:15:59 <Steven1> cat piss
21:16:58 <+nate> Billy Joel - "Uptown Girl"
21:17:04 <ratwood> jen you dont drink beer?
21:17:07 <ratwood> what do you drink?
21:17:55 <+anotherirc3r> scotch
21:18:08 <+nate> im in love with an uptown oskar!
21:18:24 <+grubs> Get in line nate.
21:18:33 <+anotherirc3r> lol
21:19:11 * nate skips the line straight into lots of snuggles
21:19:39 <+grubs> Hang on.. come here nate.. gimme a kiss.. I just had garlic bread
21:20:28 <+nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yYchgX1fMw
21:20:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Billy Joel - "A Matter of Trust" (Official Music Video) (Oct 2, 2009) Time: 4:54 - Category: Music - 4,302,427 views - 14,599 likes (98.1%), 287 dislikes (1.9%)
21:20:43 <+nate> 1 TWWWOO
21:20:47 <+nate> kissses!
21:21:04 <+anotherirc3r> nate, Tell Her About It
21:23:39 <+nate> i just had some goose pimples
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21:24:25 Mode: (by grubs) +o Blitzkrieg
21:24:25 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Blitzkrieg
21:24:40 <+anotherirc3r> wb
21:24:53 <+Blitzkrieg> Cheers cuz
21:27:27 <+nate> im in the mood for a Blitzkrieg!
21:27:48 <ratwood> ill kiss you pollock
21:27:56 <ratwood> kiss you with your garlic pussy
21:29:30 * Blitzkrieg lixxxxxxxxxx nate
21:29:33 <+nate> Queen- Somebody to Love
21:31:01 <+anotherirc3r> wow. lucky you Dave
21:31:26 <+nate> id rather garlic prawn pussy
21:34:39 <Steven1> Queen - a kind of magic
21:35:07 <Steven1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p_1QSUsbsM
21:35:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Queen - A Kind of Magic (Official Video) (Aug 1, 2008) Time: 4:44 - Category: Music - 4,855,244 views - 20,070 likes (98.5%), 315 dislikes (1.5%)
21:35:31 <ratwood> mmm nate
21:35:34 <ratwood> my kind of girl
21:35:35 <ratwood> <3
21:35:37 Nick: Steven1 is now known as phteven
21:35:39 <ratwood> garlic prawn pussy
21:40:28 Nick: phteven is now known as shteven
21:41:20 <ratwood> hey steven
21:41:23 <ratwood> where is the emma pig?
21:41:28 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> yes
21:41:30 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> where is emma pig
21:41:30 <ratwood> i like how she isnt here tonight
21:41:31 <ratwood> let me guess
21:41:33 <ratwood> "im busy"
21:41:49 <ratwood> after her meltdown last night is her 1 day off irc an indication of her trying to tell us she has a life?
21:42:05 <ratwood> when she is following the chan under one of your many bots
21:42:39 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> she did have a big meltdown last night
21:42:55 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> was especially mean to shitwood about his kid
21:42:58 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:43:02 <+anotherirc3r> seems i missed a lot
21:43:15 <ratwood> yeh jen
21:43:17 <ratwood> you missed a lot
21:43:24 <ratwood> pollock was also not online
21:43:30 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> anotherirc3r u can read the logs next time u are over at StrykerX's getting your holes filled
21:43:30 <ratwood> he was not here because you were not
21:43:33 <+nate> theres a feeling i get when i look to the west ;DL
21:43:39 <ratwood> he was hiding however under his other bots
21:43:52 <shteven> hahahahaahhaahahhahahaha
21:44:20 <ratwood> emma is here right now
21:44:24 <+anotherirc3r> fair enough. i don't tell him when to go online
21:44:26 <ratwood> emma what is your kids name?
21:44:32 <shteven> looooooooooool
21:44:36 <shteven> your such a fag
21:44:43 <ratwood> shteven is emma
21:44:44 <ratwood> LOL
21:44:49 <shteven> your kid will have the trademark monobrow
21:44:58 <ratwood> lolllllllllllllllll
21:45:01 <shteven> loooool yeah im emma
21:45:04 <shteven> lets go bro
21:45:09 <ratwood> hahahahaha
21:45:11 <ratwood> fucking loser
21:45:13 <shteven> what you got for me son?
21:45:51 <ratwood> well id like to start by asking what your childs name is
21:46:00 <shteven> my childs name is 'pliv'
21:46:08 <shteven> jerome jnr
21:46:10 <+nate> i know the name its gta V
21:46:15 <shteven> why do you want to know
21:46:18 <shteven> you a pedo like kuniva?
21:46:32 <shteven> you got rid of your beer gut yet fat boi ?
21:46:32 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> projection
21:46:53 <ratwood> projection.
21:47:00 <shteven> loool brett is also a pedo
21:47:03 <shteven> he will have your back
21:47:05 <ratwood> we are all pedos
21:47:07 <ratwood> for your kid
21:47:12 <shteven> most of you are
21:47:14 <shteven> looooooooooooooooooool
21:47:16 <ratwood> soon as you tell me his name i can start finding a buyer
21:47:17 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> wheres grubs
21:47:20 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> grubs i got your back bro
21:47:35 <shteven> ratwood, in 10 years time when u have a kid you will be an old cunt
21:47:41 <ratwood> ill be like 36 lol
21:47:43 <ratwood> thats not old
21:47:44 <ratwood> LOL
21:47:45 <shteven> you are prolly going grey already
21:47:47 <ratwood> dumb cunt
21:48:07 <shteven> yeh it is
21:48:13 <ratwood> hahaha 36 is not old
21:48:23 <shteven> if you have kids at 36, you will be 46 when they are 10
21:48:26 <ratwood> so what
21:48:28 <ratwood> thats not old
21:48:29 <ratwood> lol
21:48:35 <shteven> loooooooooooooooooooool
21:48:43 <ratwood> old is like 70
21:49:04 <ratwood> you feel like you are 40 emma but you are only 26
21:49:05 <ratwood> same as me
21:49:08 <ratwood> young and fresh pussy
21:49:14 <shteven> loooooooooooooooool
21:49:16 <shteven> keep calling me emma
21:49:19 <shteven> im getting hard
21:49:50 <ratwood> well if you are steven not emma then you are also old
21:49:53 <ratwood> but you love the kids
21:50:00 <shteven> loooooooooooooooooool
21:50:04 <ratwood> back to the nerdhacks on xbox with the 8 year old boys
21:50:15 <shteven> yeah, why you so jelly bro ?
21:50:20 <shteven> you want me to share?
21:50:21 <ratwood> of what?
21:50:23 <ratwood> of emma?
21:50:27 <shteven> of my 8 yr olds
21:50:28 <shteven> loooooooooooool
21:50:28 <ratwood> ive already got a pig
21:50:30 <ratwood> gauci
21:50:33 <ratwood> she's mine
21:50:36 <shteven> you are a pig yourself
21:50:37 <+nate> ratwood they want u in sydney channelk
21:50:43 <ratwood> do they?
21:50:49 <ratwood> ill attend
21:50:52 <shteven> your kid will be a junkie like his oldman
21:50:52 <+nate> lol
21:50:53 <shteven> hahaha
21:51:07 <ratwood> im not a junkie though lol
21:51:09 <ratwood> so no
21:51:12 <ratwood> but i will do drugs with my kid
21:51:16 <+amelia> and so it begins
21:51:18 <ratwood> i was talking to my gf the other day
21:51:22 <ratwood> she said some funny stuff
21:51:33 Join: ashleighxtrinity ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
21:51:37 <ratwood> "will be cool when they get into their teens we can sell drugs too their friends"
21:51:44 <+anotherirc3r> sigh. i am not a pig nor yours Jerome
21:51:44 <ratwood> its good
21:51:48 <ratwood> because they underage
21:51:51 <shteven> and suck em off
21:51:54 <ratwood> get the working
21:51:56 <shteven> looooooooooooooooooool
21:51:58 <ratwood> nah
21:51:58 <+nate> jerome is a unique name
21:52:02 <ratwood> only young ones
21:52:04 <ratwood> like your son
21:52:14 <shteven> hahahahaha
21:52:16 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> ratwood describe in detail what will happen on the day you meet with anotherirc3r, starting at 9am breakfast
21:52:23 <ratwood> Mx_Brettingham_Trump
21:52:26 <shteven> bro your shit dont work with me
21:52:31 <+nate> Mx_Brettingham_Trump breakfast after a root?
21:52:32 <ratwood> we will take a nice stroll
21:52:35 <ratwood> to the foreshore
21:52:38 <ratwood> have a nice hug
21:52:40 <ratwood> hold hands
21:52:44 <ratwood> watch the sun rise
21:52:55 <ratwood> then we will go to a quiet yet secluded cafe
21:53:00 <ratwood> she will order the big breakfast
21:53:09 <ratwood> i will order eggs benedict with smoked salmon
21:53:16 <shteven> yeah dont you make it
21:53:17 <ratwood> i will have a freshly squeezed orange juice
21:53:23 <shteven> looooooooool
21:53:24 <ratwood> she will have a coffee
21:53:31 <ratwood> we will talk abit about irc
21:53:39 <ratwood> i will explain that grubs is really the loser of all
21:53:46 <ratwood> and she is crazy to be after his penis
21:54:09 <ratwood> we will discuss things like irc, facebook, shopping, centrelink payments, job search training and abit of basic local news
21:54:28 <ratwood> we will then decide to walk off that meal but jen will say she is too full and complain that i want to go more than 50 meters
21:54:32 <+nate> Australian Crawl - Boys Light Up
21:54:49 <ratwood> i will take out a cigarette and smoke it and she will say that its a bad thing to do
21:54:53 <ratwood> and it reminds her of pollock
21:55:02 <ratwood> and his nasty holiday ciggie smoking habit
21:55:19 <ratwood> i will then ask what she has planned for the day
21:55:23 <+amelia> worst date ever
21:55:26 <ratwood> she will say that the breakfast has got her feeling horny
21:55:33 <ratwood> and she would like to work off some of that big meal
21:55:45 <ratwood> i suggest a local motel but she says too cheap and stingy
21:55:54 <ratwood> it reminds her of the location she fucked StrykerX
21:56:07 <ratwood> and was also suggested by pollock but he had no money to cover the fee
21:56:16 <ratwood> she suggests that i come back to her place in croydon
21:56:20 <ratwood> i tell her no
21:56:27 <ratwood> simply not something i am down for
21:56:44 <ratwood> i would prefer to grab a few longnecks of melbourne bitter and drink them with her in a park close by
21:56:49 <ratwood> she agrees
21:56:52 <ratwood> and suggests cheong park
21:57:05 <ratwood> i tell her that is a great idea but i want a fresh patch of grass
21:57:19 <ratwood> not something she has been rolling around in before
21:57:43 <ratwood> we get into the car and as i am driving she starts to rub her chubby hands on my inner thigh
21:57:56 <ratwood> i tell her to wait as i may crash the car and nothing will end up occuring
21:58:02 <ratwood> we enter cheong park
21:58:06 Part: ashleighxtrinity ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks (Leaving)
21:58:11 <ratwood> it is a dark and secluded park
21:58:17 <ratwood> lots of young children around
21:58:24 <ratwood> she tells me not to get horny over them
21:58:26 <Abortion> I got pulled over for speeding
21:58:28 <ratwood> but to focus my attention on her
21:58:39 <ratwood> i do so
21:58:53 <ratwood> and she says that she is pre prepared with a picnic rug
21:58:57 <Abortion> what is this wall of text?
21:58:58 <ratwood> we roll down the rug
21:59:08 <ratwood> and she slides up her skirt a bit
21:59:14 <ratwood> i comment on her nice skirt
21:59:20 <ratwood> and ask where it is from
21:59:26 <ratwood> "the reject shop frankston"
21:59:34 <ratwood> ahh yes it must have been purchased from Mx_Brettingham_Trump
21:59:35 <shteven> loooooooooooooooool
21:59:44 <ratwood> i tell her she looks beautiful
21:59:50 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:59:50 <ratwood> like a christmas ham glazing in the sun
21:59:54 <Abortion> I was gonna say stuff but obviously someone has a story to tell
21:59:58 <ratwood> she says "ohh u make me bluss"
22:00:01 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i bet jen is fingering herself at the moment in anticipation
22:00:06 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> arent you anotherirc3r
22:00:14 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:00:17 <+anotherirc3r> this is making me want to vomit
22:00:17 <ratwood> I tell her about the beauty of the sky
22:00:19 <ratwood> the son
22:00:26 <ratwood> that soon will be ours
22:00:26 <+nate> what is going onnn!
22:00:32 <ratwood> she asks me if i am hard
22:00:35 <ratwood> i tell her not yet
22:00:40 <ratwood> i am paranoid that pollock may be lurking
22:00:51 <ratwood> and trying to compare our cock sizes from somewhere over the bushes
22:01:04 <ratwood> she says "dont worry about pollock, i rejected him already. he is like a bad smell"
22:01:07 <DoC> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
22:01:10 <ratwood> she asks me to touch her thigh
22:01:14 <ratwood> to tell her how it feels like
22:01:18 <ratwood> and what it reminds her of
22:01:35 <ratwood> i say "of lard, the finest lard in all the cosmos"
22:01:40 <ratwood> she blushes
22:01:48 <+Blitzkrieg> Wtf
22:01:50 <ratwood> i can see the cheap foundation start to warm up
22:01:51 <Abortion> anotherirc3r: This is what it is like to have male fantasies
22:01:54 <ratwood> i ask where it is from
22:02:01 <+Blitzkrieg> Is this your fantasy?
22:02:02 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> THE REJECT SHOP
22:02:05 <ratwood> "why of course the same place as this skirt, the reject shop"
22:02:14 <ratwood> i ask her "did Mx_Brettingham_Trump serve you?"
22:02:15 <ratwood> "yes"
22:02:22 <ratwood> "is he a carrot?"
22:02:23 <ratwood> "yes"
22:02:36 <ratwood> we begin to kiss eachother
22:02:41 <ratwood> i am feeling tingly inside
22:02:43 <+anotherirc3r> gross
22:02:44 <ratwood> my blood is rushing
22:02:52 <Abortion> Blitzkrieg: Actually probably not. I don't think I've fantasised in this much detail
22:02:53 <ratwood> she is warming up
22:02:54 <ratwood> and rising
22:02:57 <ratwood> in temperature
22:02:58 <+anotherirc3r> i think i'm going to dry retch
22:03:00 <ratwood> like a pig on heat
22:03:02 <Abortion> then again, I don't really fantasise that much anyway
22:03:05 <ratwood> i tell her to calm down
22:03:08 <ratwood> she says "NO!"
22:03:13 <ratwood> "this is the time we become one"
22:03:18 <Abortion> So there I was, going along. Royal Show
22:03:23 <ratwood> i am feeling a pre cum in my pants already
22:03:27 <ratwood> its abit sticky
22:03:29 <DoC> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
22:03:41 <ratwood> i try to tell her no more but she grabs me and starts to suck on my nose and lips
22:03:44 <Abortion> 25 sign. I go, fuck that, its more signs they've left out for roadworks
22:03:49 <Abortion> then I spot the police bikes.
22:03:51 <Abortion> fuuuuuuck
22:03:53 <ratwood> slightly biting like an emo desperate for a new piercing
22:03:53 <Abortion> slow down
22:04:01 <Abortion> But they'd already sussed me
22:04:02 <ratwood> she pulls up her skirt
22:04:07 <Abortion> so they pulled me over
22:04:12 <ratwood> and i can see a big size 20 pink g string right before my eyes
22:04:21 <ratwood> "let me guess,,, the reject shop"?
22:04:24 <Abortion> Long story short, I wriggled out with just a warning
22:04:26 <ratwood> she winks
22:04:38 <ratwood> "take my pussy for all its worth", she says to me
22:04:41 <Abortion> I don't know if it was my charm, or whether they were giving everyone warnings
22:04:47 <ratwood> well i tell her "its not worth much but ill take it for everything"
22:04:58 Mode: (by Blitzkrieg) -v ratwood
22:05:01 Mode: (by Blitzkrieg) +b ratwood!*@*
22:05:03 <Abortion> naturally coppers always say "I'm not supposed to do this, but I'm just giving you a warning"
22:05:09 <+Blitzkrieg> Stfu already
22:05:13 <+Blitzkrieg> Jesus christ
22:05:41 <+anotherirc3r> thank fucking god
22:05:52 <+amelia> FUCK OFF
22:05:53 <shteven> wasnt bad
22:05:57 <shteven> my seat is now wet
22:05:58 <+amelia> I WANNA KNOW HOW IT ENDS
22:06:06 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> bring him back
22:06:07 Mode: (by grubs) +b *!*@0a7345d4.bigpond.net.au
22:06:08 Kick: ratwood was kicked by grubs (Talk to the foot!)
22:06:08 Mode: (by DoC) -b ratwood!*@*
22:06:12 <Abortion> tl;dr public sex?
22:06:14 Mode: (by DoC) -b *!*@0a7345d4.bigpond.net.au
22:06:17 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> arse sex?
22:06:18 <shteven> looooooooool
22:06:21 Mode: (by grubs) -oo DoC Xenon
22:06:22 <shteven> im going to bed
22:06:24 <shteven> night kids
22:06:28 <Abortion> laters steven_
22:06:28 Mode: (by grubs) +b *!*@0a7345d4.bigpond.net.au
22:06:30 <Abortion> shteven:
22:06:34 <shteven> ;p
22:06:36 <shteven> latah
22:06:39 <+amelia> you'll never kno how the story ends shteven
22:06:45 <shteven> pastebin it
22:06:46 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> we want to know what happens next
22:06:54 Mode: (by shteven) +oo DoC Xenon
22:06:59 <+grubs> fag
22:07:00 Mode: (by DoC) -o grubs
22:07:11 <shteven> im going to bed
22:07:14 <shteven> stop being gay cunts
22:07:18 Mode: (by shteven) +o grubs
22:07:21 Mode: (by shteven) -b *!*@0a7345d4.bigpond.net.au
22:07:22 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> good night emma
22:07:30 <shteven> night bae <3
22:07:52 <shteven> take a picture of your boyfriend cavity for me brett
22:08:04 <+amelia> did brett get fired from the reject shop? did jen reach orgasm? did pliv end up finding that fresh patch of grass?
22:08:05 <+anotherirc3r> no, we don't want to know how it ends
22:08:09 <+anotherirc3r> it's making me sick!
22:08:18 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> did pliv go in for the ass rape
22:08:21 <+amelia> i have so many questions that need answering
22:08:46 <Abortion> I wonder what happens to warnings, does it go on your record or what?
22:08:55 Join: ratwood ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
22:09:05 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> continue the story
22:09:17 Mode: (by Mx_Brettingham_Trump) +o ratwood
22:09:19 <ratwood> ok where was I
22:09:23 <Abortion> Chronicles of negging
22:09:30 <DoC> pollock is getting jealous of it lollllllllllllllllllllll
22:09:35 <ratwood> fuck him
22:09:42 <ratwood> she's telling me in pm how she's wet
22:09:50 <DoC> yes
22:10:00 <ratwood> <anotherirc3r> you know its not a bad story Jerome
22:10:03 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> she said that to me too
22:10:10 <ratwood> ok
22:10:13 <ratwood> so where we were
22:10:15 <DoC> <@anotherirc3r> it's making me wet
22:10:26 <ratwood> <ratwood> i put my hand down to her pussy
22:10:28 <ratwood> ok
22:10:40 <ratwood> I can feel her hairy pussy right before me
22:10:50 <ratwood> i am at the treasure finally
22:10:56 <+grubs> [10/09/2015 22:10:17] (DoC): im a paki and i like to rape women coz i got my dads paki balls on my forehead
22:11:00 <ratwood> i grab it all like a big cupcake
22:11:03 <ratwood> and squeeze it
22:11:08 <ratwood> it feels meaty
22:11:10 <ratwood> chunky
22:11:13 <ratwood> just how I like it
22:11:24 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> what was she wearing?
22:11:26 <ratwood> she is smiling and also slowly closing her eyes on and off
22:11:32 <ratwood> Mx_Brettingham_Trump a pink size 20 g string
22:11:36 <ratwood> from your old work
22:11:39 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:11:41 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> made in china
22:11:44 <ratwood> of course
22:11:48 Mode: (by grubs) -o ratwood
22:11:51 <DoC> LOLOLOL @ grubs got oWn3d
22:11:59 Mode: (by DoC) -ooo frosty grubs magicaux
22:11:59 Kick: DoC was kicked by bios (Mass deop. Go sit in a corner.)
22:12:04 Join: DoC ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
22:12:04 Mode: (by Evil) +o DoC
22:12:06 <grubs> loooolllllllllllllll
22:12:10 Mode: (by Mx_Brettingham_Trump) -m
22:12:12 Mode: (by DoC) -o anotherirc3r
22:12:14 <DoC> there u go
22:12:16 <ratwood> ok
22:12:18 <DoC> faggot
22:12:19 <ratwood> so lets continue
22:12:25 <grubs> look out.. DoC having as meltdown
22:12:26 <ratwood> so her eyes and closing nad opening
22:12:30 <ratwood> we are kissing
22:12:35 <ratwood> sucking face
22:12:37 <DoC> ahahahaha
22:12:38 <ratwood> feeling good
22:12:41 <ratwood> i kiss her nape
22:12:47 <ratwood> she squirms
22:12:53 <DoC> LOOOOOOOOOOL @ pollock got pwn3d!!!!!!!!!
22:12:55 <ratwood> like a virgin worm waiting to eat its first meal
22:13:00 <ratwood> her lips taste nice
22:13:05 <ratwood> remind me of lipsmacker
22:13:13 <ratwood> frozen colar flavour
22:13:17 <anotherirc3r> why deop me?
22:13:18 <anotherirc3r> mean
22:13:25 <ratwood> we are fondling and moving about
22:13:29 <ratwood> the rug is getting warmer
22:13:34 <ratwood> our bodies also
22:13:44 <ratwood> i feel like spreading her lips a bit
22:13:44 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> anotherirc3r is not denying any of this would happen
22:13:50 <ratwood> she doesnt try to stop me
22:13:56 <ratwood> she enjoys me taking control
22:14:03 <ratwood> the lips are very big
22:14:06 <DoC> Brett, pollock is getting jealous of this true story Loooooooool
22:14:09 <ratwood> just how i like it
22:14:17 <DoC> he's still upset about last night
22:14:17 <ratwood> im feeling them between my fingers
22:14:20 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> this is how pollock had been dreaming it went
22:14:23 <ratwood> flicking them and rolling them
22:14:31 <DoC> her princess were in bed with some other irc guy
22:14:33 <DoC> Looooooooooooooooooooool
22:14:40 <anotherirc3r> ugh.. this is grotesque
22:14:41 <ratwood> i spread them slightly and put my index finger into her hole abit
22:14:44 <ratwood> its wet
22:14:48 <ratwood> dripping wet
22:15:04 <ratwood> it feels really smoothe too
22:15:11 <ratwood> no lube is needed
22:15:31 <ratwood> i put one finger in
22:15:35 <ratwood> as deep as i can go
22:15:40 <ratwood> she moans in my ear
22:15:47 <ratwood> tells me "i usually take 2 - 3"
22:15:50 <ratwood> no problem i tell her
22:15:58 <ratwood> and put 2 fingers in as far as i can go
22:16:02 <DoC> she's good at sucking?
22:16:04 <ratwood> she tells me to take off my pants
22:16:10 <ratwood> but i tell her that its up to her to do this
22:16:21 <ratwood> she begins to take off my pants
22:16:24 <ratwood> undoing my belt
22:16:32 <ratwood> sliding them off my legs
22:16:45 <ratwood> as the pants go past my cock flops out
22:16:54 <ratwood> it is hard and stiff
22:16:59 <ratwood> ready to be abused
22:17:13 <ratwood> she looks in awe
22:17:34 <ratwood> "wow so big, StrykerX's was more than half this size, and I can only imagine how small Davids would be"
22:17:45 <ratwood> I tell her not to worry, they are the past, this is the present and the future to be
22:17:52 <ratwood> she says she is hungy
22:18:05 <ratwood> and gets into a position like a pig does when waiting to be slaughtered
22:18:23 <ratwood> she flicks her hair back and rolls her mouth over my big pulsating cock
22:18:27 <ratwood> it feels nice
22:18:43 <DoC> loolllllllllllllll
22:18:45 <ratwood> her mouth ontop of me feels almost exactly like the feel of her wet hairy pussy
22:18:51 Nick: Exo is now known as SpellingBeeChampion
22:18:52 <ratwood> I try to move abit
22:19:02 <ratwood> so I can finger her at the same time she is sucking me
22:19:34 <ratwood> at the same time we are going at this we hear a rumbling in the bush's
22:19:36 <Abortion> more than half this size, so technically it could be bigger than yours
22:19:40 <ratwood> a little dwarf head
22:19:46 <ratwood> pops out
22:20:00 <ratwood> it is pollock
22:20:03 <ratwood> he is angry
22:20:07 <ratwood> fuming like gollum
22:20:21 <ratwood> he is holding a tyre wrench in his hand
22:20:31 <ratwood> swearing in what sounds like mirc script
22:20:44 <ratwood> "jen what the fuck are you doing you are mine"
22:20:57 <ratwood> it is david anderson pollock the midget
22:21:01 <ratwood> right before my eyes in cheong park
22:21:10 <ratwood> he has interupted our make out session
22:21:15 <ratwood> he has ruined our fun
22:21:23 <ratwood> jen yells at him
22:21:32 <ratwood> "wtf do you want loser, i told you leave me alone"
22:21:47 <ratwood> he answers in what sounds like some midget dwarf that has been strangled
22:22:05 <ratwood> "i am very hungry i was wondering if I could borrow 2 dollars for the loose change menu please jen"
22:22:25 <ratwood> she throws a 2 dollar coin at him and he misses the catch
22:22:38 <ratwood> starts to scrummage around in the gravel to find his 2 dollars
22:22:49 <ratwood> "jen come on get back to it, im still hard" i tell her
22:23:02 <ratwood> "yes my pussy feels like its going to burst i want u to keep fingering me", she tells me
22:23:14 <ratwood> pollock gets back in his shitty car but he realises he has no petrol left
22:23:31 <ratwood> so he wonders up out of cheong park and up the road, it will be the first bit of exercise he has had in almost 20 years
22:23:43 <ratwood> i tell her not to worry about pollock but to keep sucking like she was
22:23:56 <ratwood> she asks me to keep fingering her
22:23:59 <ratwood> deep as I can
22:24:08 <ratwood> stretch her wide so when i can take her its really deep
22:24:28 <ratwood> i tell her to stop and i roll her over to pig position
22:24:35 <DoC> ahahahahaha
22:24:46 <ratwood> i spread her cheeks and spit on her little pink asshole
22:25:02 <ratwood> i take my cock with pre cum dripping and slap it on her ass and pussy
22:25:10 <ratwood> teasing her big hairy lips
22:25:28 <ratwood> she tells me to put it in but i dont
22:25:31 <ratwood> i tease her some more
22:25:37 <Abortion> Man I hope small children stumble upon you guys
22:25:39 <ratwood> pollock is long gone by now
22:25:52 <Abortion> with parents gasping and covering eyes
22:25:54 <ratwood> you can see the fat midget up the road huffing and puffing
22:25:59 <ratwood> he has only walked 5 meters
22:26:18 <ratwood> jen grabs me and thrusts onto my cock
22:26:26 <ratwood> MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
22:26:28 <ratwood> she screams out
22:26:42 <ratwood> some of the people in the park look around, they have no idea wtf is going on
22:26:49 <ratwood> we start to fuck
22:26:54 <ratwood> it is a great motion
22:27:02 <ratwood> my cock harder with each pump
22:27:14 <ratwood> her pussy wetter with each insert
22:27:29 <ratwood> she is really loose
22:27:49 <ratwood> each time i go to go back in it seems as if it has widened more
22:27:59 <ratwood> she is moaning and huffing and puffing
22:28:15 <ratwood> "this is how you fuck me, this is how you fuck a gauci pig"
22:28:16 <ratwood> she screams out
22:28:30 <ratwood> "keep going dont stop, i want pollock to hear this up the road"
22:28:36 <ratwood> ok i tell her and i keep pumping
22:28:58 <ratwood> she is too fat to roll over for missioniary so doggy is a perfect position to have
22:29:01 <DoC> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
22:29:07 <ratwood> "do me in my ass" she tells me
22:29:12 <ratwood> " i want you to cum in my ass"
22:29:17 <ratwood> "NO!" i say
22:29:19 <ratwood> "NO!"
22:29:26 <ratwood> "please babe do me in my ass"
22:29:31 <ratwood> she tells me
22:29:41 <ratwood> i tell "we have no lube"
22:29:46 <ratwood> "its ok", she says
22:29:53 <ratwood> "use my wet pussy lard as lube"
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22:29:59 <ratwood> "ok i will try "
22:29:59 Kick: ratwood was kicked by Zyxt (flood)
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22:30:04 <ratwood> I tell her
22:30:08 Mode: (by DoC) +o Marttin
22:30:12 <DoC> ahahahahah
22:30:23 <ratwood> so I grab a big bit of the lard pussy juice and slop it on my cock and spread it around her tight pink asshole
22:30:35 <ratwood> i go down to lick her ass and she enjoys it
22:30:51 <ratwood> making more moans and other such noises
22:31:07 <ratwood> i put my tongue on her asshole
22:31:15 <ratwood> and dip it slightly in
22:31:25 <ratwood> "mmm dirty boy" she says "just how i like it"
22:31:41 <ratwood> i tell her that i have come for a meal and i want the full course
22:31:50 <ratwood> i begin to rim job her
22:31:54 <ratwood> it feels and tastes amazing
22:32:06 <ratwood> i can taste the big breakfast we had afew hours ago
22:32:12 <ratwood> she feels beautiful
22:32:18 <ratwood> this is the perfect day
22:32:24 <ratwood> her asshole is clenching
22:32:26 <ratwood> just slightly
22:32:39 <ratwood> it seems as if it is suddenly ready for my cock
22:32:54 <ratwood> i have precum dripping hard
22:33:01 <ratwood> i use some of it also as a mixer
22:33:09 <ratwood> i put just the head of my cock into her asshole
22:33:12 <ratwood> it feels great
22:33:27 <ratwood> it is the right day to be alive
22:33:39 <ratwood> i push deeper and feel her asshole widen around it
22:33:59 <ratwood> slowly going deeper and deeper
22:34:14 <ratwood> she is making slight grunts
22:34:19 <ratwood> this is just how i wanted it
22:34:35 <ratwood> i begin to pump at a steady pace
22:34:45 <ratwood> almost like a piston in a pump
22:34:56 <ratwood> i grab her hair and pull it back
22:35:12 <ratwood> her spine sharpens up and i run my hands down her back
22:35:22 <ratwood> she is loving it, tits bouncing like crazy utters
22:35:33 <ratwood> we are together at last
22:35:44 <ratwood> like a motion of love going forth
22:36:01 <ratwood> "cum in me baby, cum in my ass" she yells out
22:36:06 <ratwood> i keep pumping harder
22:36:10 <ratwood> harder and faster
22:36:15 <+nate> u should do sexy novels ratwood
22:36:17 <ratwood> i really want to finish inside that sweet ass
22:36:27 <ratwood> she tells me "pump me hard fuck me harder!"
22:36:33 <ratwood> i being going harder
22:36:37 <ratwood> thrashing her tight ass
22:36:51 <ratwood> i put my hand around and start rubbing her clit as we are grinding
22:37:00 <ratwood> she puts her hand on my hand as we both rub her clit
22:37:19 <ratwood> i tell her "cum with me, cum with me jen"
22:37:34 <+thestig> i need a cigi after this
22:37:37 <DoC> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
22:37:49 <ratwood> we both cum... cum sprays out of her asshole like a fountain
22:37:52 <+nate> Shaggy - Luv Me, Luv Me ft. Samantha Cole
22:37:56 <ratwood> she squirts all over the rug
22:38:07 <ratwood> "lick my ass and pussy now, taste your cum" she tells me
22:38:08 <+thestig> what kind of rug
22:38:11 <+thestig> details
22:38:14 <+thestig> persian?
22:38:15 <ratwood> i get down and lick both her holes
22:38:20 <ratwood> no just a picnic rug from reject shop
22:38:24 <ratwood> 8 dollars
22:38:25 <ratwood> not much
22:38:28 <+thestig> please continue
22:38:36 <ratwood> i dip my cock in and out of her ass
22:38:43 <+amelia> its from plivs linen collection
22:38:45 <ratwood> "taste your ass on my cock you dirty girl"
22:38:49 <+thestig> hahahaha
22:38:51 <ratwood> she tells me yes
22:38:52 <ratwood> yes
22:38:53 <DoC> LOLOLOL
22:39:01 <ratwood> and tastes her asshole
22:39:03 <ratwood> sucks me clean
22:39:16 <+nate> does she stick her fist up ya bum?
22:39:18 <ratwood> we lay down and kiss and touch some more
22:39:23 <ratwood> nate no thats the next story
22:39:28 <+nate> lol
22:39:37 <ratwood> when we go to pollocks house in bacchus marsh kidnap him and tie him up and make him watch
22:39:41 <ratwood> thats the next episode
22:39:43 <ratwood> anyways
22:39:50 <ratwood> we kiss and talk about how we must do this again
22:40:02 <DoC> ahahaha
22:40:12 <ratwood> i tell her i am scared of pollock but she tells me not to worry he is just a stalker and not capable of anything but deep obsession for me
22:40:19 <ratwood> i offer her to take her to coffee
22:40:35 <ratwood> and we drive to fitzroy and have a beautiful italian coffee
22:40:36 <DoC> so when is the next episode?
22:40:46 <ratwood> we hold hands as i drive her back to croydon
22:40:53 <ratwood> we dont kiss on the front porch
22:40:57 <ratwood> we only hold hands
22:41:03 <ratwood> she txts me as a i drive off
22:41:30 <ratwood> "see you on irc xo love jen <3
22:41:37 <ratwood> end of story
22:41:41 <ratwood> to be continued...
22:41:47 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:41:48 <+thestig> CLAP CLAP CLAP
22:41:57 <+thestig> and hand clap too
22:41:59 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> tomorrow about meeting amelia
22:42:03 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> on his trip to preth
22:42:05 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> perth
22:42:32 <xm> ratwood: did you freestyle all that or was it scripted?
22:42:59 <+amelia> 4/10 as you failed to mention dugnuts and i feel he is an important part of the story and could have really lifted this novel to a 6/10
22:43:15 <+thestig> lol
22:43:25 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> xm has put that text into word and has replaced 'gauci' with 'tigger' and is wanking himself
22:43:39 <DoC> yes you missed out dugnuts & doodle
22:43:54 <xm> where's prom???????
22:43:56 <xm> gone
22:43:57 <xm> LOL
22:45:18 <anotherirc3r> thanks a lot meelz
22:49:22 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> amelia how else could he have improved it?
22:49:25 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> honest feedback
22:52:26 <+amelia> 1: The poor spelling distracts from the story
22:53:31 <+amelia> 2. There was no real climax. Sure the ass fucking raised the levels, but i felt the story needed more "oomf"
22:53:46 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> the ass fucking was just another day for jen
22:54:21 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> what about the pollock side story
22:54:27 <+amelia> 3. Pollocks role was only minor and there was no pouring lighter fluid etc. which is something he definitely would have done
22:55:28 <+amelia> 4. The lack of meltdowns. According to my calculations there was not even ONE meltdown. This is simply not good enough
22:56:00 Nick: SpellingBeeChampion is now known as Exo
22:56:10 <+amelia> all in all, solid first solo effort but there is definite room for improvement
22:56:20 <grubs> amelia still has that sandppaer in her stinkbox.
22:56:28 <grubs> sandpaper
22:56:40 <+amelia> put the lighter fluid down pollock... put ot DOWN
22:56:46 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> loololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ grubs
22:56:53 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> sandpaper
22:57:09 <grubs> Lighters have gas? you spastic.
22:57:36 <grubs> No need to have "lighter fluid"
22:58:06 <+amelia> have a meltdown why don't you
22:58:14 <grubs> Projection.
22:58:15 <+amelia> its been a whole 24 hours since your last
22:58:54 <grubs> Rub that sandpaper a bit harder... i'm sure your box would become red raw
22:59:30 <+amelia> stop thinking about my box
22:59:43 <+amelia> i am NOT your princess
22:59:55 <grubs> Thank fuck for that.
23:00:09 Mode: (by Mx_Brettingham_Trump) +o ratwood
23:00:18 <+amelia> THaNK FuCK FoR THaT
23:01:30 <+nate> who wants you now amelia?
23:01:44 <+nate> i have lost track
23:02:52 <+amelia> Pollock does
23:03:02 <+amelia> jen don't want him so i am his 2nd choice
23:03:05 Quit: grubs ([email protected]) Excess flood
23:03:23 <ratwood> xm i made it all up
23:03:34 Join: grubs ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
23:03:35 <ratwood> sorry i was eating
23:03:37 <ratwood> curry
23:03:42 <ratwood> watching afl footy show
23:03:53 Nick: grubs is now known as Osskkaarr
23:04:00 <Marttin> Ratwood id like to see the pic of skip where he is not drunk or wanking
23:04:03 <ratwood> amelia i will do your one soon if you want
23:04:03 Nick: Osskkaarr is now known as grubs
23:04:14 <ratwood> Marttin skip???
23:04:21 <Marttin> Yep
23:04:27 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> mendelson
23:04:33 <+amelia> no that's otay you should try and improve on your jennifer stories
23:04:38 <+amelia> practice makes perfecr
23:04:39 <ratwood> who is skip?
23:04:50 <Marttin> The jew
23:04:52 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> mendles
23:04:53 <ratwood> ohh
23:04:59 <ratwood> i dont have any pics of him
23:05:03 <Marttin> Damn
23:05:09 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> grubs does
23:05:09 <ratwood> someone was posting that pic of him wanking last night
23:05:15 <anotherirc3r> omg.. don't encourage it amelia
23:05:16 <Marttin> Osskkaarr?
23:05:45 <ratwood> amelia ill do my perth trip about you soon
23:05:52 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lol
23:05:52 <ratwood> the next story is myself and jen going to bacchus marsh
23:05:57 <ratwood> to fuck in pollocks house
23:05:58 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> good idea
23:06:04 <ratwood> on his milk crate bed
23:06:25 <+amelia> that sounds like it will be a beautiful story
23:06:37 <ratwood> amelia our story will be beautiful
23:06:37 <+amelia> pls take my feedback on board for your next novel
23:06:41 <ratwood> I will
23:06:43 <ratwood> good feedback
23:06:45 <ratwood> thankyou
23:06:49 <+amelia> i know
23:06:50 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i have heard the draft of this story in perth, he and amelia pig go for a drive and then end up at steven and emma pigs house where he fucks them both
23:06:55 <ratwood> i was just making it up as i went
23:06:57 <ratwood> no time to think
23:07:10 <ratwood> i will take an easier pace next time
23:07:19 <ratwood> no Mx_Brettingham_Trump
23:07:22 <ratwood> not at all
23:07:25 <+nate> ratwood has become more desireable after his sexy stories, still wouldnt kiss him tho ;l
23:07:28 <+amelia> do not refer to me as amelia pig you rude ranga
23:07:34 <ratwood> the story of myself and amelia is a room at crown perth
23:07:55 <ratwood> nice candle lit
23:07:56 <ratwood> spa
23:08:01 <ratwood> feet treatment
23:08:13 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> where is the ratwood and emma story based?
23:08:20 <ratwood> there is no ratwood and emma
23:08:40 <Marttin> Then amelia says: seƱorito, quiere un poco mas de te?
23:08:46 <ratwood> its yourself going to hers and steven_s to play xbox
23:08:51 <ratwood> and eat tiny teddies with their son
23:10:28 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> oh yeh true
23:10:34 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> this is the story where their son shits their pants
23:10:48 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> and steven cleans it up
23:10:51 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> then emma shits her pants
23:10:58 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i remember now
23:13:10 <shteven> looooooooooool
23:14:22 <+amelia> go to bed
23:14:41 <shteven> after sex ciggy
23:14:43 <shteven> how did i do
23:14:52 <ratwood> lol Mx_Brettingham_Trump
23:15:02 <ratwood> yes that similar to how it will go
23:15:10 <ratwood> then emma will come on irc and call everyone losers
23:15:20 <ratwood> when she is an unmarried mother with a bastard child
23:15:25 <shteven> looooooooooool
23:15:32 <Marttin> ROFL
23:15:45 <shteven> im so hurt
23:15:48 <ratwood> pollock
23:15:54 <ratwood> what was that mass flood about mate?
23:15:55 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> and they need to have a shower together every night coz they are too cheap to get a decent hot water tank loollllllllllllllllllll
23:16:01 Mode: (by thestig) +o frosty
23:16:06 Mode: (by thestig) +o anotherirc3r
23:16:06 <shteven> loooooooooooooooool
23:16:08 <Marttin> LOOOOOL
23:16:08 <ratwood> pollock was spamming jen with a sex story
23:16:11 <ratwood> copy paste
23:16:12 <ratwood> from google
23:16:13 <shteven> Mx_Brettingham_Trump have you contracted aids yet?
23:16:17 <ratwood> trying to match my quality
23:16:22 <ratwood> TRY HARDER POLLOCK
23:16:48 Mode: (by thestig) +o grubs
23:17:04 <ratwood> DoC the dugnuts and doodle story is another one
23:17:10 <ratwood> it does not involve cheong park
23:17:16 <ratwood> it involves oporto
23:17:27 <shteven> ratwood
23:17:35 <ratwood> and gummi lollies
23:17:35 <shteven> whens the last time u fucked your pig of a g/f ?
23:17:41 <ratwood> last week
23:17:44 <shteven> hahah
23:17:53 <ratwood> and maybe 2morrow
23:18:00 <shteven> if she isnt busy with grubs
23:18:11 <ratwood> well no im recording a band tomorrow
23:18:22 <ratwood> and going to watch roosters vs melb storm
23:18:24 <shteven> didnt you fail at that?
23:18:29 <ratwood> fail at what?
23:18:45 <shteven> your music
23:18:49 <ratwood> no lol
23:19:00 <shteven> oh you have you just dont know yet
23:19:05 <ratwood> right
23:19:07 <shteven> looooooooooooooooooooooooooool
23:19:16 <ratwood> thats why im getting paid 2morrow to record a band
23:19:18 <ratwood> but ok lol
23:19:22 <ratwood> if u think so
23:19:23 <shteven> centrelink payment
23:19:26 <ratwood> no
23:19:30 <shteven> how much a fortnight
23:19:34 <shteven> $560 ?
23:19:35 <ratwood> dont know i dont get it
23:19:50 <ratwood> i have been on centrelink before though for like 6 months i think
23:19:52 <ratwood> was good
23:19:55 <ratwood> 470
23:20:04 <+nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDq3fNew1rU
23:20:08 <shteven> payrise im thinkg of joining the krew
23:20:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sean Paul - Got 2 Luv U Ft. Alexis Jordan [Official Music Video] (Sep 15, 2011) Time: 3:34 - Category: Music - 195,170,044 views - 430,865 likes (97.5%), 10,968 dislikes (2.5%)
23:20:21 <+nate> its 600 bucks
23:20:30 <ratwood> when i got fired from coles i took some time to just smoke cones and drink was good time
23:20:33 <ratwood> centrelink is good
23:20:37 <ratwood> but just for sometime
23:20:38 <shteven> pliv will get more for disability
23:20:44 <ratwood> not for life
23:21:07 <ratwood> but shteven i will see the pig 2morrow if not tomorrow then saturday
23:21:27 <shteven> make sure you wear 2 condoms
23:21:34 <ratwood> i dont
23:21:36 <ratwood> never do
23:21:50 <ratwood> i think i wore them once or twice with this one
23:22:09 <ratwood> http://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/sour-worms.jpg
23:22:11 <ratwood> jen <3
23:22:52 <+nate> sour worms mixed with viagra
23:23:37 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: .
23:23:50 <ratwood> yes
23:23:59 <ratwood> ill put sour worm in jens pussy
23:24:02 <ratwood> and suck it out
23:30:41 Quit: ^pHANTOM^^ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
23:30:43 Quit: grubs ([email protected]) Excess flood
23:30:53 <ratwood> LOL!
23:31:01 Join: grubs ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
23:31:01 Mode: (by frosty) +o grubs
23:31:15 Nick: grubs is now known as Osskkaarr
23:31:27 Nick: Osskkaarr is now known as grubs
23:31:33 <ratwood> stop flooding pollock
23:32:23 <ratwood> steven_ is oskars cock inside you yet?
23:32:23 <grubs> No ones flooding dickhead... it's called lagg from the shell
23:32:28 <ratwood> lagg from the shell
23:32:30 <ratwood> sure mate
23:32:32 <ratwood> excess flood pedo
23:32:39 <ratwood> you are losing the plot
23:32:47 <grubs> Projection.
23:32:50 <ratwood> you are all pussies
23:32:53 <ratwood> hiding behind shells
23:32:53 <ratwood> LOL!
23:33:00 <ratwood> too bad jen is mine
23:33:03 <ratwood> lift your game pollock
23:42:06 <ratwood> Emma if you are there I need to talk to you
23:53:05 <Marttin> Ratwood when saying emma has a bastar child you mean steven got it with another wwoman right?
23:53:17 <ratwood> no
23:53:22 <ratwood> bastard means not married
23:53:29 <ratwood> the child is born out of wedlock
23:53:38 <+anotherirc3r> i'm not yours
23:53:40 <Marttin> Ah ok
23:53:40 <+anotherirc3r> you're an arsehole
23:53:45 <+anotherirc3r> and i'll never be yours
23:53:47 <+anotherirc3r> or want to be
23:53:56 <ratwood> yes you will
23:54:00 <+anotherirc3r> no
23:54:04 <ratwood> Marttin
23:54:07 <ratwood> pollock is a bastard
23:54:08 <Marttin> Yes?
23:54:13 <ratwood> a lot of australian kids are bastards
23:54:17 <ratwood> because they come from scum
23:54:51 <Marttin> I see
23:55:05 <ratwood> Marttin would you like to come to croydon with me?
23:55:14 <Marttin> Id love to plivent
23:55:33 <Marttin> You know I was delighted to know you were coming to spain
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23:55:42 Mode: (by grubs) +o MattRobertson
23:56:28 <Marttin> Who is this matt?
23:57:16 <ratwood> not sure
23:57:22 <ratwood> id say its mayo
23:57:31 <ratwood> he has come for some gauci
23:58:59 <Marttin> Heh
23:59:09 <Marttin> Gauci is like a big cake
23:59:58 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> its mayo, hunting gauci pussy
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