// #nerdhacks — 2015-09-02
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00:00:18 <nate> hess back!
00:01:15 <slinky_J> wooo
00:01:20 <slinky_J> nates back!! WOOOO
00:01:57 <nate> naaah
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00:15:05 Mode: (by StrykerX) +o Blitzkrieg
00:16:25 <nate> Blitzkrieg has had another meeting with oskar
00:16:30 <nate> tears have fallen
00:16:43 <nate> when will joy come back to the world
00:19:05 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOLLLLLL
00:19:08 <Blitzkrieg> Yes
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00:21:13 <thestig> it was his kiss from a rose
00:22:31 <Blitzkrieg> We had a gay ol time
00:23:11 <thestig> he was listening to deff leppard thinking she was the one
00:23:55 <Stringer> PiSsSsSsSsSsSs
00:24:05 <Shango> Blitzkrieg why won't Jen come back?
00:24:13 <Stringer> Hi Shango
00:24:36 <Stringer> That is a very cool name you have there
00:24:42 <thestig> where is pilvent today
00:25:23 <slinky_J> <@nate> Blitzkrieg has had another meeting with oskar
00:25:24 <slinky_J> lol
00:25:24 <Shango> Hi Stringer where is Jen?
00:25:27 <slinky_J> wot
00:25:36 <Stringer> lol its so strange seeing a shango here, I used shango for years
00:25:47 <Stringer> Shango, I'm unsure of her whereabouts
00:26:12 <Shango> Blitzkrieg where is Jen?
00:28:15 <slinky_J> watchen fun movie ahehehe
00:28:26 <slinky_J> The Necessary Death of Charlie Counotryman
00:29:01 <Shango> Blitzkrieg speak up maggot
00:30:39 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOLLLLL @ Shango
00:30:51 <Stringer> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Blitzkrieg
00:31:05 <Blitzkrieg> Lolololol
00:31:07 <Stringer> Blitzkrieg has pols come back in for another sook?
00:31:33 <Shango> Blitzkrieg why will Jen refuse to join us all here?
00:31:36 <Stringer> Has he played doctor with anymore logs?
00:32:04 <Blitzkrieg> He's off crying
00:32:12 <Shango> DId you meet him?
00:32:13 <Stringer> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
00:32:20 <Blitzkrieg> Give him a break
00:32:34 <Shango> Why?
00:32:49 <Shango> Should we all turn out attention to you instead?
00:33:04 <Blitzkrieg> Jen won't come back cause cunts overtrolled her
00:33:15 <Shango> Define overtrolled plz
00:33:16 <slinky_J> fart smell
00:33:19 <slinky_J> coming from outside
00:33:35 <slinky_J> like some troll from under a bridge is standing by the door farting people poop into my place!
00:34:26 <Blitzkrieg> Prolly Pliv
00:35:05 <Shango> Blitzkrieg please answer my question
00:35:15 <Blitzkrieg> ??
00:35:18 <slinky_J> kinda smells like fish water
00:35:19 <Shango> How was Jen overtrolled?
00:35:22 <slinky_J> i do have fish in my room
00:35:27 <slinky_J> n it is pourin down with rain
00:35:30 <slinky_J> just ocd man
00:35:42 <slinky_J> u cop a whiff of a scent you dont recognize and wham ocd
00:35:43 <slinky_J> lol
00:35:56 <Blitzkrieg> Every second she was on here.. she copped it
00:36:25 <slinky_J> o dang
00:36:32 <slinky_J> my mate wants to come over
00:36:36 <slinky_J> i do have this carton
00:36:38 <slinky_J> but 1
00:36:43 <slinky_J> do not want to share
00:36:44 <slinky_J> LOL
00:36:46 <slinky_J> 2
00:36:51 <slinky_J> prob go bed after this
00:36:55 <slinky_J> if he were a chick
00:36:57 <slinky_J> b like YES
00:36:57 Kick: slinky_J was kicked by Zyxt (flood)
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00:37:00 <slinky_J> lol!!!
00:37:09 <slinky_J> BUT HE IS A HE AND HE HAS A WILLY
00:37:38 <Shango> What did she cop Blitzkrieg?
00:37:53 <Shango> What exactly drove her to leave this humble home?
00:39:32 <slinky_J> true
00:39:42 <slinky_J> w're till here
00:40:00 <slinky_J> im not leaving just coz pliv says mum n my kid have sex with eachother
00:40:05 <slinky_J> or coz he posts mums fb pics
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00:40:35 <slinky_J> tbh tho i dunno why you even like jen
00:40:45 <Shango> I don't like her
00:40:50 <slinky_J> i thought it was low of pollock to manipulate a mentally ill person
00:40:53 <slinky_J> but then again
00:40:57 <Shango> Is she mentally ill?
00:41:00 <Blitzkrieg> Everyone has their limits
00:41:00 <Shango> Tell us slinky_J
00:41:03 <slinky_J> a lot of women go for guys that are down on their luck
00:41:08 <slinky_J> thinking they can fix them
00:41:09 <Shango> Blitzkrieg is she mentally ill?
00:41:13 <slinky_J> but i had some good convos with jen tbh
00:41:17 <slinky_J> im mentally ill
00:41:19 <slinky_J> who cares
00:41:27 <Shango> What mental illness do you have slinky_J?
00:41:34 <slinky_J> MDD and OCD
00:41:53 <Shango> Do you have to wank in the same spot every night?
00:41:54 <slinky_J> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_depressive_disorder
00:41:58 <slinky_J> no
00:42:05 <slinky_J> my ocd is more in my head
00:42:06 <Shango> K well that's ok then
00:42:08 <slinky_J> where it begins
00:42:12 <slinky_J> no its not lol
00:42:24 <slinky_J> its worse because i took control of those stupid compulsions
00:42:29 <Shango> Blitzkrieg does Jen suffer from mental illness?
00:42:31 <slinky_J> means its in my head and only in my head
00:43:28 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
00:43:57 <slinky_J> http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2015/09/01/michael-fassbender-and-marion-cotillard-star-in-haunting-new-macbeth-trailer/
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01:03:57 <slinky_J> heh
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01:14:40 <slinky_J> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11954750_950630421675117_8177299161035844869_n.jpg?oh=dc485d9cc7df9aaf807876f6eb1021f5&oe=567E200C
01:14:43 <slinky_J> oh YEEAAHHH
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02:09:02 <slinky_J> mmm soft shell crab
02:13:52 <slinky_J> sounds like a neighbour is killing someone
02:20:09 <BlackDevil> join in
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07:30:28 <sik> StrykerX u drive u make her get train home
07:30:38 <sik> i dont drive i get her to her door
07:30:49 <sik> whos the man now
07:31:16 <damian> yo mumma
07:31:29 <sik> my mum is da man
07:31:37 <damian> yup
07:31:42 <sik> my mum rules
07:32:05 <damian> i wouldnt go that far
07:32:08 <stevenn> loooooooooool
07:32:12 Mode: (by stevenn) +o sik
07:32:22 <stevenn> EVERYONE IS BANGING IT
07:32:24 <stevenn> even tisky
07:38:55 <damian> everyone's banging his mum?
08:17:03 <thestig> even tisk? does he know?
08:21:10 <sik> ergh
08:21:45 <sik> thestig reminds me of a legend took me to pub once gave me 20$
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10:08:36 <thestig> tisk i would by u a beer
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11:01:44 <sik> thanx mate
11:02:24 <sik> i moved some wood for a neighbour got given bottle of moscato
11:02:40 <sik> one glass fixed my hangover
11:02:43 <sik> rofl
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11:35:54 <loooopydog> WHERE OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND
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11:38:34 Mode: (by StrykerX) +o Blitzkrieg
11:39:00 <sik> hi darren
11:39:18 <Blitzkrieg> Hi Christopher
11:39:22 <sik> sorry about last night my friends ex danni was messaging me to talk to him and she did my head in
11:39:31 <Blitzkrieg> ?
11:39:48 <sik> she is a psycho bitch
11:39:53 <Blitzkrieg> When you kicked me?
11:40:01 <Blitzkrieg> How is IRC related to this?
11:40:04 <sik> last night
11:40:22 <Blitzkrieg> Oh Danni
11:40:27 <sik> nah u pissed me off a little cause i was pissed off with danni
11:40:32 <Blitzkrieg> The hot sounding one
11:40:36 <sik> k
11:40:51 <Blitzkrieg> All good bud
11:40:52 <sik> she smashed her partners windows here
11:40:59 <sik> lols
11:41:02 <Blitzkrieg> Wtf
11:41:27 <sik> long story short her brother wasnt paying rent on place she owned so she sold it
11:41:38 <sik> then she got into ice with my mate
11:41:44 <sik> spent all the cash
11:41:49 <sik> now blames him
11:41:56 <sik> when she is 6 years older than him
11:42:01 <sik> and should know better
11:42:10 <Blitzkrieg> Yes. She should.
11:42:18 <Blitzkrieg> Don't blame others for tor habits.
11:42:43 <sik> its fucked man
11:43:20 <sik> i only let her in my place cuase she was crying out side cause he kicked her out the first time
11:43:45 <Blitzkrieg> She sounded pretty happy for someone just kicked out though.
11:44:22 <sik> then my mate gives her his cousins number
11:44:30 <sik> she calls him when he is with my mate
11:44:44 <sik> then she msgs wrong number on her phone
11:44:47 <sik> sammmy
11:44:52 <sik> stead of sonny
11:45:00 <Blitzkrieg> Looooool
11:45:03 <sik> and starts flirting with my mates uncle
11:45:10 <sik> and he lead her on
11:45:15 <sik> she is a slut
11:45:18 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOLLLL
11:45:36 <Blitzkrieg> Go for gold son.
11:45:50 <sik> nah
11:47:05 <Blitzkrieg> Why not
11:47:16 <Blitzkrieg> Easy root
11:47:41 <sik> yeah but the brain damage that follows isnt worth it
11:47:50 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
11:48:01 <Blitzkrieg> Valid point
11:49:14 <loooopydog> ive killed before and i WILL KILL AGAIN.........
11:51:06 <Blitzkrieg> Silence
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11:52:23 <slinky_J> fuckin winter weather end!
12:07:45 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
12:17:54 <loooopydog> VIOLENCE is the key to success.
12:47:15 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
12:53:35 <dimaa> sik im sick :( hah
12:56:56 <slinky_J> i dont like butt fucking
12:56:59 <slinky_J> coz it smells like shit
12:57:10 <slinky_J> but i got two fingerrrs to put up ya bum!
12:57:21 <slinky_J> THIS IS MY RIFLE, IT IS MINE AND I PUT IT IN MY BUM.
12:58:42 <dimaa> This is my rifle this is my gun. One is for fighting, one is for fun.
12:58:57 <dimaa> :D
12:59:01 <slinky_J> hahahahahahahahaha woooo ye xD
12:59:44 <dimaa> do any of you gusy like prank calls?
12:59:48 <dimaa> http://mixlr.com/prankcallnation/
12:59:51 <dimaa> i love these guys
13:00:04 <dimaa> they have a bunch of differnt guys and they do shows almost everyday
13:01:45 <slinky_J> what is this fluff, man
13:01:51 <slinky_J> where is it from, man
13:01:59 <slinky_J> it must be from, fluff land
13:02:00 <slinky_J> man
13:02:10 <slinky_J> *beats on his hippie drum with his stinking hippie cock*
13:02:12 <slinky_J> lel
13:02:38 <slinky_J> cool man
13:02:46 <slinky_J> if i wasnt watchin movie id listen
13:07:55 <slinky_J> hahaha my rat put her scent on my laptop again
13:07:58 <slinky_J> the lil grr LOL
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13:18:36 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo
13:21:51 <dimaa> hello Blitzkrieg
13:22:05 <Blitzkrieg> Whats crackin son
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13:47:27 <slinky_J> 2222222222222222222222222288888888-
13:47:30 <slinky_J> that was rat
13:47:31 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
13:47:42 <slinky_J> channel ten just interviewed my mate/neighbour nath
13:47:48 Nick: Arbition is now known as Abortion
13:47:49 <slinky_J> coz last nite someone tried to break in
13:47:58 <slinky_J> i heard commotion at 140 somethin n that
13:48:06 <slinky_J> n went out for my last cig b4 bed lol
13:48:21 <slinky_J> apparently two guys one got away n the other was done by cops lol
13:49:56 <thestig> they went after your rat
13:51:03 <slinky_J> lol
13:51:09 <slinky_J> there was a hat left out back
13:51:12 <slinky_J> so bagged it
13:51:19 <slinky_J> cant wait for 5pm news hahahahahaha
13:51:25 <slinky_J> naths gonna b on it LOLOL
13:51:28 <slinky_J> might find out more
13:51:33 <slinky_J> wonder who called the cops ey haha
13:51:44 <slinky_J> good neighbourhood bro good area ;)
13:51:56 <slinky_J> i reckon it was to do with my now x neighbour scotty
13:51:59 <slinky_J> that dog lol
13:51:59 Kick: slinky_J was kicked by Zyxt (flood)
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13:55:12 <slinky_J> LOL amelie loves beer
13:55:25 <slinky_J> i lowered the stein so she could taste it haha now she is squeaking heaps
13:56:24 <slinky_J> she is allowed to have up to half a tea spoon of beer
13:56:31 <slinky_J> now she gon b drunnk!
14:02:47 <slinky_J> omigosh she is so hypo now LOLOL
14:07:18 <Abortion> !quote
14:08:09 <Abortion> !joke
14:08:15 <Abortion> boooo
14:09:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:10:08 <thestig> dont kill your rat lol
14:10:19 <thestig> rats cant burp
14:10:21 <slinky_J> lol
14:10:24 <thestig> beer
14:10:26 <slinky_J> nah they can have a little beer
14:10:34 <slinky_J> even liqour
14:10:44 <thestig> nah u shiuld google it :)
14:10:47 <slinky_J> if i had frangelico she could have a little of that
14:10:48 <slinky_J> i have
14:10:51 <slinky_J> heaps bro
14:10:54 <slinky_J> thats how i found out
14:11:00 <thestig> do it agaib lol
14:11:04 <slinky_J> i didnt let her lick up much from the stein
14:11:15 <slinky_J> well
14:11:19 <slinky_J> in reality
14:11:26 <slinky_J> you could just feed your rat what ever you eat
14:11:29 <slinky_J> n drink
14:11:35 <slinky_J> but yeah youd end up killing it
14:11:36 <slinky_J> lol
14:11:48 <slinky_J> but you can let them have a tiny bit of alcohol
14:11:57 <slinky_J> they will stop when they want
14:12:18 <slinky_J> she wasnt interested in any more after like 3 times puttin her head into the glass and havin a lick of beer
14:12:19 <slinky_J> lol
14:12:25 <slinky_J> now shes just hyper as fk
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14:12:29 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHAHAHA so cute
14:12:31 <slinky_J> like fkn
14:12:39 <slinky_J> she still got her wits bout her yea
14:12:46 <slinky_J> just now shes like fkn speedy gonzales
14:12:47 <slinky_J> ROFL
14:12:52 <slinky_J> i dont even know where she is
14:12:58 <slinky_J> ahahaha
14:12:58 Kick: slinky_J was kicked by Zyxt (flood)
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14:13:15 <slinky_J> oh behind my head LOLOL
14:16:19 <Abortion> Listening in on the emergency services channel is wierdly cool. It is like snooping
14:34:30 <thestig> you treat your rat like oscar treated jen
14:34:42 <slinky_J> wtf
14:34:42 <thestig> ANIMAL ABUSE
14:34:45 <slinky_J> fk off
14:34:52 <slinky_J> i only abuse MICE!
14:34:53 <slinky_J> ahaha
14:34:54 <slinky_J> nah dude
14:35:04 <slinky_J> srsly a rat can have a tiny bit of beer lol
14:35:11 <slinky_J> do ur own research bro :P:P
14:35:20 <thestig> hahahahhahha
14:35:38 <thestig> oskar 3.0
14:35:49 <slinky_J> :o
14:35:57 <slinky_J> thought we were mates again
14:35:59 <slinky_J> :/
14:36:07 <slinky_J> or u just rilin me!
14:37:05 <loooopydog> i have killed for less !
14:37:12 <slinky_J> lol
14:37:19 <slinky_J> op us stig
14:37:26 <thestig> holdon you only give it a little bit si give it
14:37:26 <loooopydog> and i will do it again
14:37:38 <thestig> more if safe
14:37:48 <slinky_J> first time ive let her taste it herself bro
14:37:52 Mode: (by thestig) +o slinky_J
14:37:54 <slinky_J> she hasnt had any b4
14:37:55 <loooopydog> u r either with me or against me
14:37:59 <slinky_J> prob wont give her any again
14:38:01 <loooopydog> there is no middle ground
14:38:18 <thestig> it is hard to op on this phone throubh teamviewer
14:38:24 <loooopydog> i will not be taken for a fool
14:38:26 <slinky_J> ah ur on phone
14:38:33 <slinky_J> at work ey?
14:38:37 <thestig> yeh
14:38:41 <thestig> i should put
14:38:49 <slinky_J> ty btw
14:38:50 <thestig> irc on phone
14:38:54 <slinky_J> hahaha
14:38:55 <thestig> but cbf
14:39:03 Kick: loooopydog was kicked by thestig (thestig)
14:39:04 <slinky_J> i saw irc on phone in 2005 looked so bad
14:39:10 <slinky_J> took so long for shit to load
14:39:11 <slinky_J> hahaha
14:39:24 <slinky_J> dyl was at my place usin it
14:39:33 <slinky_J> i was thinkin whats the fkn point u fk case
14:39:39 <thestig> lol back to work byes
14:39:44 <slinky_J> u type somethin n dont see it for ages
14:39:48 <slinky_J> lol cya bro
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14:40:50 <loooopydog> right
14:40:54 <loooopydog> who was it
14:41:08 <slinky_J> ?
14:45:10 <loooopydog> i know what your plotting
14:45:19 <loooopydog> and i will no way have any part of it
14:47:07 Mode: (by slinky_J) +o loooopydog
15:01:45 Mode: (by loooopydog) -o slinky_J
15:19:57 Mode: (by DoC) +o slinky_J
15:21:06 <slinky_J> ty bro
15:21:08 <slinky_J> brb cig
15:21:12 <slinky_J> finally rat gonna sleep haha
15:21:18 <slinky_J> oh fuck
15:21:23 <slinky_J> my mate is gonna come over
15:21:28 <slinky_J> n im already drinking LOL
15:21:39 <slinky_J> 5pm news i cant wait for that
15:21:47 <slinky_J> sif channel ten came around here to interview us ROFL
15:22:46 <loooopydog> n a star was born
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15:34:05 <slinky_J> hahahaha
15:34:07 <slinky_J> not me
15:34:14 <slinky_J> interviewed my neighbour
15:34:29 <slinky_J> he said to the channel 10 chick not to interview me coz of my ocd <3
15:34:37 <slinky_J> but even he knows its not that
15:34:51 <slinky_J> if this guy Tom saw me on tv n the area
15:34:58 <slinky_J> he's been trying to find me for years
15:35:02 <slinky_J> wants to murder me lol
15:37:19 <loooopydog> its ok to have a tick problem
15:37:23 <loooopydog> tick tick tick
15:37:37 <loooopydog> got a nervous tick
15:37:48 <loooopydog> grind your teeth elsewhere
15:37:55 <loooopydog> keep ya head stil
15:38:00 <slinky_J> LOL
15:38:00 <loooopydog> focus
15:38:17 <slinky_J> cant fix some problems
15:38:25 <loooopydog> do not do backflips whilst somebody is addressing you
15:38:25 <slinky_J> unless you have a gun with a bullet
15:39:17 <loooopydog> no its not normal
15:39:30 <loooopydog> and it doesnt happen to everyone else
15:39:36 <loooopydog> seek help asap
15:39:47 <loooopydog> and it is a problem!
15:40:14 <slinky_J> what are you talking about
15:40:18 <slinky_J> lol
15:40:43 <slinky_J> fk i dont have enough cash on me to get a bottle n pour my mate drinks later
15:40:45 <slinky_J> :/
15:40:56 <loooopydog> your never ending tick. i cant stand it
15:40:59 <slinky_J> only it wasnt pissing down with rain
15:41:04 <slinky_J> wtf tick
15:41:12 <slinky_J> you singing a song
15:41:38 <slinky_J> fk its cold
15:41:40 <loooopydog> its ok we understand
15:41:49 <loooopydog> we are not here to judge
15:42:12 <slinky_J> not here to judge what
15:43:41 <loooopydog> you just need some steady, sound and solid advice from someone in a higher position than yourself
15:44:11 <loooopydog> and i will do my very best to mentor you through these trying times you're experiencing
15:45:20 <loooopydog> but you must open your eyes .. as everyone around you is not who they seem
15:46:16 <loooopydog> especially dan and jess
15:46:29 <loooopydog> you should part ways with them asap
15:47:51 <slinky_J> higher position
15:48:00 <slinky_J> i appreciate you dude
15:49:06 <slinky_J> but there is no way you could ever comprehend the totality of bullshit that is my life.
15:49:23 <slinky_J> it's like something out of a movie it's so stupid
15:49:31 <slinky_J> but on the mend all the same
15:49:58 <slinky_J> and every now and then some little arsehole thinks he can mess with you
15:50:18 <slinky_J> lucky for these two guys they didnt get over the back gate
15:50:40 <slinky_J> lucky someone saw them and called the cops
15:50:45 <slinky_J> you dont know me man
15:50:58 <slinky_J> im a nice guy but im really not
15:51:19 <slinky_J> being me i would have gone too far and probably killed both the kids
15:51:34 <slinky_J> I am Boomer after all.
15:52:02 <slinky_J> plivent may play like hes a bad guy in the grocery store man
15:52:13 <slinky_J> he has no idea what bad is
15:52:31 <slinky_J> and the shit you bring unto yourself when you leave it all behind
15:52:39 <slinky_J> thx for being kind.
15:52:45 <slinky_J> Love Frank.
15:52:49 <slinky_J> hahaha Frank
15:53:04 <slinky_J> you'd get that if you ever saw franks fantastic shed shoooowwwww
15:54:22 <DoC> ✔
16:02:26 <loooopydog> ok
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16:19:07 <stevenn> looooooool
16:20:01 <nate> so many stevens, like going to the play boy mansion
16:20:03 <stevenn> just seen amelia
16:20:20 <nate> was she down the shops?
16:20:22 <nate> :P
16:21:04 <stevenn> na
16:21:10 <stevenn> someone who looked like her
16:21:14 <stevenn> might of been her
16:21:18 <nate> lolol
16:22:05 <stevenn> ;p
16:23:36 <slinky_J> FFUCK
16:23:40 <slinky_J> THIS MOVIE RULES
16:23:42 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
16:23:46 <slinky_J> i wana bang some speed
16:23:51 <slinky_J> n watch it hahahahahahahaha
16:24:02 <slinky_J> 1998 speed bitch
16:24:03 <slinky_J> lolz
16:24:18 <stevenn> looool
16:24:22 <slinky_J> lmao!
16:24:26 <slinky_J> trippy as fk
16:24:29 <stevenn> bang it in your eye
16:24:33 <slinky_J> my mate thats comin ova
16:24:39 <slinky_J> OI
16:24:44 <slinky_J> while this main character
16:24:46 <stevenn> i hope none of my mates come over
16:24:47 <slinky_J> is takin a piss
16:24:50 <slinky_J> in those urinals
16:24:55 <slinky_J> he sees a fucken eye
16:24:58 <slinky_J> in the bottom
16:24:59 <slinky_J> lol
16:25:02 <slinky_J> lookin arounod
16:25:04 <slinky_J> fucken wot
16:25:04 <stevenn> lol
16:25:05 <slinky_J> LOL
16:25:08 <slinky_J> fucccck
16:25:13 <slinky_J> i was like WTF
16:25:15 <stevenn> going for a shit
16:25:17 <slinky_J> i need shrooms cunt
16:25:19 <slinky_J> kk lols
16:26:03 <slinky_J> aw amelie recoverin from her drunk experience LOL
16:26:07 <slinky_J> so cute
16:27:40 <slinky_J> bah fk havin my mate over
16:28:50 <stevenn> good shit
16:29:17 <stevenn> i was 66kg before the shit
16:29:26 <stevenn> now 65.8
16:29:33 <stevenn> not a bad effort
16:29:41 <stevenn> RAW POWER
16:31:35 <loooopydog> congrats
16:31:50 <loooopydog> it certainly shows
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16:33:10 <Abortion> due to uncertainties, you might have actually dumped 300g
16:33:10 <Abortion> or to be technically correct, up to 400g
16:33:28 <slinky_J> lol
16:33:29 <slinky_J> bbs
16:34:45 Mode: (by StrykerX) +oo Abortion nate
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16:35:05 <stevenn> haha
16:35:18 <slinky_J> lol
16:35:20 <StrykerX> It's just too fun to do
16:35:23 <StrykerX> This can't be healthy.
16:35:25 <StrykerX> lolol
16:35:50 <stevenn> it is
16:35:58 <stevenn> if your doing something that makes you happy
16:36:01 <stevenn> its healthy
16:36:02 <stevenn> haha
16:36:23 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
16:36:26 <StrykerX> I'll accept this
16:36:54 <stevenn> like being unhappy cause depression
16:36:55 <stevenn> ect
16:37:00 <StrykerX> True
16:37:03 <StrykerX> Thanks Dr Steven!
16:37:11 <stevenn> i like to help where i can
16:37:41 <nate> bend ovah!
16:37:54 <StrykerX> Speaking of cumsluts
16:37:55 <StrykerX> Sup nate?
16:39:01 <nate> i did mah 70k on the exercise bike in 3 hours ;L
16:39:14 <nate> now im just chillin
16:39:35 <StrykerX> Nice
16:39:42 <StrykerX> Mmmm bourbon
16:40:28 <Abortion> 23km/h average, not bad
16:40:47 <Abortion> is that equivalent to a road bike or mountainbike though?
16:40:59 <nate> nah cant compare it to the road
16:41:21 <nate> wouldnt even bother
16:41:25 <nate> lol
16:41:55 <Abortion> still, what do you even do sitting in one spot for 3 hours? You don't even get a change of scenery
16:42:11 <Abortion> using stuff with your hands is a careful balancing act too
16:42:22 <Abortion> because your legs are just flying around
16:42:40 <Abortion> like, watch 2 movies or something?
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16:43:20 <nate> i cheat ;l i dont do it non stop :P
16:43:22 <StrykerX> FUCK YOU BIOS
16:43:25 <StrykerX> FUNKILL BOT
16:43:37 <DoC> lol
16:43:39 <nate> get off have a dwink dance around n back ;D
16:43:41 Mode: (by DoC) +o StrykerX
16:43:51 <StrykerX> Cheers
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16:44:01 <StrykerX> LOOOOLLLLL
16:44:01 <Abortion> even with that though, you still have to, be on the bike for 3 hours in a day
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16:44:37 <DoC> speak up pollock
16:44:42 <nate> i do my 3k in 5mins, break always make sure u hit the target or better it
16:44:49 <StrykerX> He's too busy crying
16:44:52 <StrykerX> Usual shit.
16:44:53 <DoC> we know you are watching here like coward bitch
16:45:01 <StrykerX> "DEM IRC PPLZ R PIKIN ON MEEE!"
16:45:21 <DoC> lol
16:45:56 <DoC> he is waiting for jen at cheong park
16:47:03 <StrykerX> I still can't believe he sounds so gay on the phone
16:47:10 <StrykerX> I imagined he'd have this deep voice
16:47:15 <StrykerX> Like one that sounds camp.
16:47:24 <DoC> LOL
16:47:32 <DoC> have you talked with him on phone?
16:47:38 <StrykerX> I'm not even trolling when I say this
16:47:39 <StrykerX> Yes.
16:47:54 <DoC> spam his number Lol
16:48:01 <StrykerX> Don't have it
16:48:06 <nate> cycle every 2nd day, wanna build up to 100k
16:48:24 <StrykerX> Called him off Jens phone lol
16:48:34 <Abortion> I did 120k in a day once
16:48:45 <Abortion> I went basically straight to bed when I got home
16:48:46 <DoC> LOL
16:48:57 <nate> yeah would have been lovely
16:49:17 <Abortion> went down this really windy path at 60kph on the bike
16:49:22 <Abortion> was actually really stupid
16:49:27 <nate> lol
16:49:28 <Abortion> lucky no one was coming up the path
16:50:11 <Abortion> that was years ago
16:50:14 <Abortion> I should do that again
16:50:24 <Abortion> to check I haven't become completely unfit in the mean time
16:50:36 <nate> lol
16:51:00 <stevenn> haha
16:51:29 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kF4zLNKio
16:51:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fetty Wap - Trap Queen (Official Video) Prod. By Tony Fadd (Aug 7, 2014) Time: 4:05 - Category: Music - 220,409,994 views - 1,036,460 likes (94%), 66,690 dislikes (6%)
16:51:40 <stevenn> look at that cunt\
16:51:43 <stevenn> get a load of it
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16:52:15 <stevenn> `deop
16:53:04 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjWcFJsg-yg
16:53:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: One Piece: Pica's Voice (Feb 28, 2015) Time: 2:04 - Category: People & Blogs - 586,521 views - 1,553 likes (97.9%), 34 dislikes (2.1%)
16:53:11 <nate> was oskars voice like dis
16:53:17 <Abortion> actually theres a problem with that plan, the bike I rode then, and a bike since were both stolen, so I currently have no bike
16:53:39 <Abortion> fuckers stole my european old person style electric bike
16:53:50 <nate> damn
16:53:57 <stevenn> looooooooooooooooooooooool
16:54:23 <Abortion> I was amused that they didn't take the charger with it though, despite the fact that the charger was attached to it at the time
16:55:44 <nate> Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus
16:55:51 <Abortion> fuckers could have stolen it properly, but no, dumb shits couldn't put 2 and 2 together
16:57:38 <Abortion> anyway, summer is coming back, guess I'll go to some garage sale and pick something up, not gonna spend a pretty penny only to have it stolen again
16:58:12 <Abortion> actually, or gumtree
16:58:17 <nate> put a gps tracker on it, and stab cunts;l
16:58:35 <Abortion> nah I'll actually lock it up this time
16:58:57 <Abortion> naive of me to think that it wasn't a bad area, thus no one will steal
16:59:32 <nate> yes and drunk people get mugged;l
16:59:39 <nate> WOOPIZ!
17:01:10 <nate> just best off going out being batman
17:01:53 <Abortion> stupid big red pimple on my forehead
17:02:01 <Abortion> want to squeeze it, but its red and suspucious
17:02:14 <nate> hot date?
17:02:17 <Abortion> I'm 26 ffs, why is acne still a problem
17:02:19 <nate> need it gone!
17:02:32 <nate> ;p
17:02:37 <Abortion> nah, I don't go out on dates because I'm a pussy
17:02:45 <Abortion> its just annoying
17:02:49 <nate> if i eat choccie i get pimples
17:03:27 <Abortion> I'd probably get myself in a fight before I could ask a girl out
17:03:45 <nate> u dont like yourself or somethin :D
17:04:01 <Abortion> idk, I think I look alright
17:04:05 <nate> no social skills?
17:04:08 <Abortion> but yeah, somehow just can't od it
17:04:16 <Abortion> probably
17:04:44 <nate> dont push yourself, just be cool
17:04:52 <nate> cool cool!
17:04:52 <nate> ;D
17:04:54 <Abortion> whatever that means
17:05:04 <Abortion> I'd have to actually go places too
17:05:10 <nate> haha
17:07:54 <nate> every relationship builds social skills, even ones with hot guys called steven
17:09:42 <loooopydog> just loop out of control and not give a fuck
17:09:55 <nate> danii delta and kylie all have singles out is this the 90's:)
17:10:09 <stevenn> lol
17:10:20 <nate> was delta around in the 90's prolly not that'll do
17:10:34 <stevenn> TWITCH : http://www.twitch.tv/mynameissteven1
17:10:36 <stevenn> er
17:10:40 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLxv5O-1hcg
17:10:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wildest Dreams Taylor Swift [Official MV] | Taylor Swift - Wildest Dreams Music Video [Official] (Aug 31, 2015) Time: 4:09 - Category: People & Blogs - 52,117 views - 374 likes (68.1%), 175 dislikes (31.9%)
17:10:46 <loooopydog> tweaker
17:10:58 <loooopydog> #junkielove
17:11:46 <loooopydog> wot
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17:11:58 <loooopydog> what cunt
17:12:06 <loooopydog> wot now
17:12:21 <loooopydog> fuck off already
17:12:35 <Abortion> err what
17:13:30 <slinky_J> so steven_
17:13:42 <slinky_J> i let amelie lap up some beer from my stein earlier
17:13:48 <slinky_J> lols last time she hated the smell haha
17:13:57 <slinky_J> so she had some licks n become SUPER HYPER RAT
17:14:06 <slinky_J> hahaha now shes sleepin it off hahahaahahaha so cute!
17:14:53 <Abortion> I never thought I'd find myself wanting a rat as a pet
17:14:55 <stevenn> you and your rat fetish
17:15:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahahaha
17:15:09 <slinky_J> a rat is like a cross between a cat and a dog lol
17:15:18 <Abortion> except heaps smaller
17:15:19 <slinky_J> run off like a cat but affectionate like a dog
17:15:21 <slinky_J> yea lols
17:15:25 <slinky_J> so cute coz SO SMALL lol
17:15:36 <slinky_J> n u dont get hair everywhere
17:15:39 <slinky_J> n stinken poos
17:15:43 <slinky_J> like pong loves.
17:15:44 <slinky_J> lol
17:16:04 <slinky_J> my casual
17:16:06 <slinky_J> said
17:16:06 <stevenn> oi
17:16:11 <stevenn> wots beibers g/fs name
17:16:15 <slinky_J> sox dudemost. just got ur msgs
17:16:16 <slinky_J> lol
17:16:19 <slinky_J> drunky
17:16:27 <slinky_J> had an arse offa weekend frown emoticon grrrrrrrrrrr
17:16:29 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHA
17:16:59 <slinky_J> beiber u think id know that u FAGGOT lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz poof :P
17:17:00 <nate> get a possum as a pet
17:17:16 <nate> live dangerously
17:17:18 <nate> ;D~
17:17:39 <slinky_J> ahahaha
17:17:41 <slinky_J> thatd be sick
17:17:47 <slinky_J> one them tiny ones small as ur finger
17:17:53 <slinky_J> like the tiniest monkey
17:17:54 <slinky_J> aaawww
17:18:03 <slinky_J> then let my amelie BRAWL THEM TO DEF!
17:18:05 <slinky_J> raar
17:18:21 <slinky_J> i think b queen wana eat lil amelia jnr
17:18:22 <slinky_J> :(
17:18:24 <slinky_J> :~
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17:18:27 <Emma> slinky_J you need a new habbit
17:18:27 <slinky_J> she jelly
17:18:35 <slinky_J> you mean hobby..
17:18:41 <slinky_J> :P
17:18:49 <Emma> yeah or that
17:18:52 <slinky_J> lolz
17:18:54 <slinky_J> i do
17:18:59 <slinky_J> i just dont talk about shit
17:19:04 <Emma> you need a cat friend for your rat
17:19:32 <slinky_J> dude
17:19:37 <slinky_J> a kitten would bond to her
17:19:47 <Emma> no you need a cat from the streets
17:19:51 <slinky_J> female rats will attack the pet cat
17:19:54 <Emma> just not a whore from the corner
17:19:58 <slinky_J> they dont usually eat pet rats lol
17:20:06 <slinky_J> the rat goes after them dont care how big they r
17:20:07 <slinky_J> lolz
17:20:09 <slinky_J> is true ey
17:20:17 <Emma> haha i doubt that
17:20:18 <slinky_J> k 10 mins
17:20:22 <slinky_J> n we r on the news!
17:20:27 <slinky_J> well my nate is
17:20:31 <Emma> why?
17:20:33 <slinky_J> coz some cunts tried to break in n got DONE
17:20:35 <slinky_J> lolz
17:20:41 <slinky_J> neighbours flatten this cunt
17:20:45 <slinky_J> n other got away
17:20:50 <slinky_J> i got one their caps LOL
17:20:50 <Emma> are you talking about your rat?
17:20:52 <slinky_J> no
17:20:57 <slinky_J> channel ten came around
17:21:01 <slinky_J> interviewed my neighbour
17:21:05 <slinky_J> cant wait
17:21:09 <slinky_J> n if it was my x neighbour
17:21:15 <slinky_J> that will help me in court
17:21:19 <slinky_J> that pedo cunt LOL
17:21:28 <slinky_J> ino it was to do with him the little faggot HAHAHAHAHA
17:21:30 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6krEVt-kGDg
17:21:31 <slinky_J> i got his cap
17:21:35 <nate> der ya go slinky
17:21:37 <slinky_J> ino its his i seen him wear it heaps
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17:21:38 <slinky_J> lol
17:23:25 <slinky_J> woo 5pm news
17:23:30 <slinky_J> only time i was on news
17:23:34 <slinky_J> was when i was stabbed!
17:23:43 <slinky_J> n all they did was say a young man was stabbed in that area
17:23:45 <slinky_J> PPFFFFF lols
17:24:05 <slinky_J> nath told them not to interview me coz of ocd
17:24:07 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
17:24:22 <slinky_J> i woulda gone boonta they put a camera on me yo cant afford that
17:25:31 <loooopydog> hi emma
17:25:38 <Abortion> boonta makes me think abo
17:27:27 <slinky_J> LOL
17:27:56 <Abortion> Nothing in ABC news about your neighbours breakin
17:28:50 <Emma> hahahaa
17:30:00 <Abortion> wait, where do you live slinky_J?
17:30:16 <Emma> now we all gone know where you liveeeeee
17:30:25 <Emma> pizza is getting delivered tonight
17:30:31 <Emma> tomorrow it will be a limo
17:30:38 <Emma> then a male escort
17:30:40 <Abortion> cos there is this http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-02/resident-allegedly-bitten-on-the-hand-after-disturbing-thieves/6742464
17:30:55 <Abortion> "He chased them down Arlington Terrace and caught one, who then allegedly tried to strike him in the head with a pole before biting his hand."
17:30:55 <Emma> then your mates whore gf will be knocking
17:31:01 <nate> slinky_J lives at tisks place
17:31:14 <nate> 2 hot bachelors
17:31:32 <Abortion> I don't know tisk either
17:31:40 <Abortion> I'm pretty new 'round here
17:31:50 <Emma> hgahaha
17:31:55 <Abortion> The way I found myself here is completely ridiculous
17:32:18 <Emma> same
17:33:49 <slinky_J> news
17:33:50 <slinky_J> wtf
17:33:55 <slinky_J> they havent mentioned it yet
17:33:56 <slinky_J> THE CUNTS
17:34:01 <slinky_J> MENTION THIS LOLOLZZZZZZZZZZ
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17:34:45 <Abortion> maybe they were keeping it in reserve in case it was a slow news day <.<
17:34:58 <Abortion> So do you live in adelaide slinky_J? Or is this article not your guy?
17:37:00 <Abortion> (cos I live in Adelaide)
17:38:23 <Abortion> Head on collision in Currency Creek
17:38:30 <Abortion> with reported Entrapment
17:38:48 <Abortion> lol they've called in a heli
17:40:21 <StrykerX> One for Brett when he shows up..
17:40:22 <StrykerX> https://scontent.fmel1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/11960043_1629437343974116_5423171327333935685_n.jpg?oh=4dfabacd14f90cd1d7612ac31d6c9a2d&oe=566960F3
17:40:25 <StrykerX> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
17:41:36 <Abortion> Wouldn't that be a place to pick up
17:41:46 <Abortion> also WE MUST KEEP THE BLOOD PURE
17:48:15 <stevenn> hahha
17:48:29 <stevenn> looooooooooooooool
17:49:56 <stevenn> !joke
17:50:13 <stevenn> !joke
17:50:14 <Herb_Dean> [95512] Q. What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?
17:50:18 <Herb_Dean> [95512] A. They just kinda lay there.
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18:00:52 <stevenn> hai
18:01:05 <flammable> whuts this then
18:01:12 <Emma> slut
18:01:16 <stevenn> wuts this then slut
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18:05:08 <Emma> nice
18:11:13 <stevenn> noice
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18:14:15 <Emma> faggg
18:16:27 Mode: (by stevenn) +ooo loooopydog rigglet slinky_J
18:16:36 <stevenn> Emma song request
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18:17:13 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OziTN0BC3_M&feature=youtu.be
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18:19:15 <Emma> gaaaaaaaaaaaay
18:19:39 <StrykerX> URGAY
18:20:22 <Emma> am NOY!
18:20:46 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OziTN0BC3_M&feature=youtu.be
18:20:53 <Emma> gay
18:20:57 <stevenn> come on
18:21:01 <stevenn> !
18:21:16 <Emma> where we going
18:25:00 <stevenn> mmmmm
18:25:03 <stevenn> wots for dinner
18:25:58 <Emma> suprise
18:26:24 <StrykerX> Emma just spread her legs as she said surprise
18:26:26 <StrykerX> lolol
18:26:38 <Emma> no i did not
18:28:01 <StrykerX> Anyway back to CS for me
18:33:27 <slinky_J> OH MAN
18:33:35 <slinky_J> THE ANTIQUES ROADSHOW CHICK
18:33:36 <slinky_J> fkn
18:33:39 <slinky_J> prob like 45
18:33:42 <slinky_J> i so wana fuck her
18:33:45 <slinky_J> UNNFFFFFF
18:33:47 <slinky_J> she hot
18:33:59 <slinky_J> so we were on the news
18:34:11 <slinky_J> but it wasnt actually about us just a dude jumped our gate
18:34:17 <slinky_J> my neighbour might have heb b
18:34:18 Kick: slinky_J was kicked by Zyxt (flood)
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18:34:30 <slinky_J> coz the crim he caught tryina steal copper off his truck
18:34:31 <slinky_J> bit him
18:34:32 <slinky_J> :/
18:36:02 <stevenn> ahahah
18:36:06 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OziTN0BC3_M&feature=youtu.be
18:36:21 <stevenn> omg i just wanna see how many veiws
18:36:39 <stevenn> 3 veiws
18:36:39 <stevenn> haha
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18:58:38 <sockzie> StrykerX hey darren
18:59:20 <sockzie> slinky_J: josh
18:59:23 <sockzie> you poofter stain
19:02:04 <StrykerX> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL @ sockzie
19:02:25 <sockzie> still in love with jen derpy darren?
19:03:53 <sockzie> derpy darren
19:03:59 <sockzie> got the autism gene
19:04:25 Mode: (by StrykerX) +o slinky_J
19:04:28 Mode: (by StrykerX) +v ashleighxtrinity
19:04:32 Mode: (by StrykerX) +m
19:04:37 <StrykerX> Ooops!
19:11:01 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
19:11:04 <stevenn> pong is gay
19:11:05 <stevenn> !joke
19:11:06 <Herb_Dean> [12556] Q. What two words will clear out a men's changing room quicker than anything else?
19:11:09 <Herb_Dean> [12556] A. Nice dick!
19:11:12 Mode: (by stevenn) +vvv [[[[[pong]]]]] fp magicaux
19:11:17 Mode: (by stevenn) +vv sockzie Winnie
19:12:00 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here..
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19:20:50 Mode: (by stevenn) +o [[[[[pong]]]]]
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19:25:03 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0nG67zO6eU
19:25:16 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> who like albey manglesss??????????????
19:25:34 <BlackDevil> Youtube: World Saf. 1 (Apr 30, 2013) Time: 01:57:01 - Category: Sports - 15,717 views - 98 likes (98%), 2 dislikes (2%)
19:26:42 <stevenn> hahahahahahahhaahah
19:26:49 <stevenn> im about to upload a video
19:27:13 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> of
19:27:59 <stevenn> me making some kid rage
19:28:20 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> nooo u watch albey mangles
19:29:13 <stevenn> hang on
19:29:21 <stevenn> im live streaming
19:29:23 <stevenn> so they will hear it
19:29:24 <stevenn> haha
19:30:07 <stevenn> fuck that
19:30:08 <stevenn> 1 hour
19:30:16 <stevenn> almost 2
19:30:58 * [[[[[pong]]]]] lights up a stradbroke red and draws back
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19:49:45 <stevenn> fyuck
19:49:49 <stevenn> uploaded the wrong video
19:50:05 <thestig> what vid you uploading
19:50:10 <stevenn> HAHHA
19:50:12 <stevenn> ill show ya
19:50:18 <stevenn> its what im going to start doing
19:50:28 <stevenn> 87%
19:51:15 <thestig> then it has to process lol
19:51:50 <stevenn> https://youtu.be/WQ72p_4eFSE
19:53:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Date not found) Time: - - -
19:53:29 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> u have hot voice pong listen
19:57:36 <thestig> lol steven so much rage
19:58:05 <stevenn> haaha
19:58:33 <stevenn> i was invisible punching him in the face
19:58:43 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong has atari
20:02:56 <thestig> loll
20:02:56 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
20:06:42 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> pooooooooooooooooozeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
20:06:46 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
20:06:57 Mode: (by StrykerX) +v nate
20:09:16 Join: Mx_Brettingham_Trump ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:09:27 <nate> Mx_Brettingham_Trump! bum sniffer
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20:11:04 <StrykerX> Mx_Brettingham_Trump, is this your family?
20:11:05 <StrykerX> https://scontent.fmel1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/11960043_1629437343974116_5423171327333935685_n.jpg?oh=4dfabacd14f90cd1d7612ac31d6c9a2d&oe=566960F3
20:11:35 <nate> he cannot talk ;D
20:11:39 <nate> DEADSEXY
20:13:04 <StrykerX> Brb
20:14:31 <thestig> did slinky kill his rat?
20:14:37 <thestig> he was giving it beer
20:16:02 <nate> http://static.planetminecraft.com/files/resource_media/screenshot/1216/HamsterCarrot_2048240.jpg
20:16:03 <thestig> and i told him that rats cant burp
20:16:42 <nate> slink has probably put cheese on his sack to get some action
20:17:30 Mode: (by stevenn) -m
20:17:35 Mode: (by stevenn) +vvv looopydog Mx_Brettingham_Trump Stephe
20:17:43 Mode: (by stevenn) +ooo looopydog Mx_Brettingham_Trump nate
20:17:59 <+nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrlTlp6Etfc
20:18:34 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oomph! - I'm going down (Jul 19, 2008) Time: 4:33 - Category: Music - 76,484 views - 466 likes (98.5%), 7 dislikes (1.5%)
20:21:55 <thestig> hahahaha
20:23:34 <+nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ify9cA2BwKw
20:24:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oomph! - Swallow (unplugged version) (Feb 26, 2009) Time: 2:48 - Category: Music - 66,231 views - 431 likes (99.1%), 4 dislikes (0.9%)
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20:30:49 <thestig> Mx_Brettingham_Trump
20:31:26 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> morning thestig
20:31:43 <thestig> moaning
20:32:56 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> nate
20:32:58 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> ive got a stiffy
20:33:10 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> nate
20:33:16 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> message amelia for steamy sex
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20:40:53 <+nate> if u have the stiffy, mabye u should message?:)
20:41:20 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> m/sg nate i want some hot steamy sex
20:41:26 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lol woops
20:41:43 <+nate> bUUJMMKAAJAACKKED
20:41:54 <amelia> wotdahex is this msg amelia for steamy sex thing about
20:42:31 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> wotdahex
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20:43:01 Mode: (by stevenn) +oo amelia SpanishGuy12
20:43:13 <amelia> so my friend who had sex wif that snapchat guy
20:43:18 <amelia> hes now ignoring her
20:43:22 <stevenn> hahahaha
20:43:24 <stevenn> no shitt
20:43:24 <amelia> ahah meanie
20:43:30 <amelia> yah ahahh
20:43:45 <SpanishGuy12> fair enough
20:43:48 <+nate> got the honey left the pot
20:43:48 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> your 'friend' was u wasnt it?
20:43:52 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> amelia got pumped and dumped
20:43:54 <amelia> ahahaahhaha
20:43:56 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:44:02 <amelia> i never been dumped
20:44:06 <amelia> balee`dat
20:44:18 <amelia> he msg after you're so gorgeous blah blah
20:44:21 <amelia> then nothing
20:44:22 <amelia> haha
20:44:38 <+nate> what a player ;l
20:44:38 <SpanishGuy12> hahaha
20:44:54 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> is she cut?
20:45:01 <amelia> yah she sent txt and hes like I'm away til thurs no reception
20:45:07 <amelia> so she got other friend to call
20:45:12 <amelia> and he picked up
20:45:14 <amelia> ahahahahaha
20:45:26 <amelia> I was like uhm don't do that jus move to the next
20:45:39 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> move onto the next in true slut fashion
20:45:45 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> jennifer would be proud
20:45:47 <amelia> WoT HaPPeNeD To No ReCePTioN
20:45:53 <+nate> yes if they moving slow, they arent in love
20:46:02 <amelia> why keep on msging a guy that ain't interested
20:46:09 <amelia> jus drop it move on
20:46:19 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i dunno u keep messaging oskar and he aint interested
20:46:29 <+nate> oskar sweetz
20:46:32 <stevenn> amelia what colour is ur car
20:46:47 <amelia> GuN MeTaL GReY
20:46:49 <amelia> did you see me
20:46:52 <stevenn> na
20:46:56 <stevenn> thought i did ahahaha
20:47:03 <+nate> u can only say gun metal grey if u have a tough car
20:47:03 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
20:47:10 <stevenn> i seen half her face
20:47:15 <amelia> AAHAHAHAH
20:47:17 <stevenn> i was like yeah dats her
20:47:24 <+nate> rubbisho!
20:47:37 <stevenn> it was a light blue holden cruize
20:47:41 <+nate> the oomph is going off tonight
20:47:47 <amelia> oh nuh mos def not me
20:47:53 <stevenn> yeh
20:48:23 <stevenn> it was like near alexander drive
20:48:24 <stevenn> ahha
20:48:37 <+nate> amelia why dont ya pop by stevos have some coffee and cake
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20:48:45 Mode: (by StrykerX) +o Blitzkrieg
20:48:49 <stevenn> like i have time
20:48:52 <+nate> he enjoys visitors
20:48:58 <+nate> ;D~
20:49:03 <stevenn> i HATE visitors
20:49:07 <stevenn> i get one everynight
20:49:12 <amelia> you're on here every night
20:49:14 <amelia> you have time
20:49:17 <amelia> ahahaha
20:49:19 <+nate> lol
20:49:30 <stevenn> na im multitasking guys
20:49:33 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> u are pretty much neighbours both living in morley
20:49:42 <Blitzkrieg> Yeah he's multitasking
20:49:44 <+nate> Mx_Brettingham_Trump will drop by aswell
20:49:45 <amelia> shteven and emma live far
20:49:49 <Blitzkrieg> Wanking and typing
20:49:51 <amelia> they out in the bush
20:49:58 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> ill drop by and make emma clean the pantry
20:50:04 <stevenn> she has
20:50:05 <stevenn> ahaaha
20:50:08 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> pic
20:50:13 <+nate> pic?~?~?
20:50:20 <stevenn> naaaaa
20:50:22 <stevenn> cbf
20:50:24 <stevenn> busy man
20:50:30 <amelia> issit all organised
20:50:31 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> wotdahex
20:50:33 <amelia> with everything
20:50:36 <stevenn> no time for vistors no time for pantry
20:50:36 <amelia> facing the frony
20:50:46 <stevenn> yeh its all in line
20:50:52 <Blitzkrieg> Yes
20:50:52 <amelia> i will jus sit on your front door step
20:50:54 <amelia> ircing
20:50:56 <stevenn> haha
20:50:57 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> it's full of homebrand
20:50:59 <stevenn> use my wifi
20:51:00 <+nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08
20:51:03 <Blitzkrieg> Is it facing the frony?!
20:51:05 <amelia> talk to you via irc on your doorstep
20:51:09 <stevenn> haha
20:51:11 <stevenn> yeh dont KNOCK
20:51:16 <stevenn> cuz then i have to get up
20:51:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Village People - Macho Man OFFICIAL Music Video (short version) 1978 (Sep 22, 2008) Time: 3:29 - Category: People & Blogs - 19,859,563 views - 45,478 likes (95.5%), 2,156 dislikes (4.5%)
20:51:20 <stevenn> you will hear me
20:51:20 <amelia> ahahaah
20:51:21 <+nate> i have a bottm end knock ;D
20:51:23 <stevenn> 'FUCKING HELL'
20:51:26 <Blitzkrieg> Just kick him from the channel
20:51:27 <amelia> FUCK SAKE
20:51:31 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> just sit in the lounge and talk through irc
20:51:31 <amelia> WOT CWORD ISSIT NOW
20:51:33 <Blitzkrieg> He'll come to the door
20:51:35 <stevenn> everytime i get to the door
20:51:36 <stevenn> they are gone
20:51:39 <stevenn> ahahh
20:51:41 <stevenn> na
20:51:46 <amelia> I'll jus wait in bed
20:51:50 <amelia> til you and emma come
20:51:59 <amelia> den i jus say hai its me amelia
20:52:03 <amelia> how r u guys
20:52:05 <stevenn> hahaa
20:52:19 <+nate> then say its not gay in a 3 way
20:52:28 <amelia> ahahaahahahahah
20:52:52 <amelia> fuck that, meeting that snapchat random was odd enough n it wasn't even for me
20:52:58 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> den say 'once u go black u dont go back'
20:53:08 <+nate> fuck mee snap chat dude, really stuck it 2 her ;L
20:53:08 <stevenn> haha
20:53:19 <amelia> ahahahaha
20:53:39 <amelia> yah why he say nice things after tho like bein even a bit clingy
20:53:45 <amelia> then fall off the map
20:53:52 <stevenn> hahaha
20:54:00 <Blitzkrieg> He wanted your babies
20:54:05 <Blitzkrieg> But was shy.
20:54:12 <amelia> doubtful
20:54:20 <+nate> u want clingy dont ya!, but not future babies ;D
20:54:31 <+nate> i think i will name our babies steven and emma
20:54:40 <+nate> yes hmm ;L
20:54:56 <Blitzkrieg> Meelz is so in!
20:54:59 <amelia> AHAAHAHAH
20:55:02 <+nate> MC Hammer - U Can Touch This
20:55:03 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> naming babies after irc is a good idea
20:55:10 <Blitzkrieg> Darwin boy got replaced
20:55:13 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> like slinky named his rat
20:55:16 <Blitzkrieg> By snapchat boy
20:55:19 <amelia> Darwin boy?
20:55:26 <amelia> snapchat boy isn't mine
20:55:30 <+nate> Blitzkrieg u are outta da loop
20:55:34 <amelia> thats my friend i dun even have snapchat
20:55:36 <Blitzkrieg> I am nate
20:55:39 <amelia> who the fuck is darwin boy
20:55:45 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Blitzkrieg is too distracted by his irc pussy
20:55:47 <amelia> you mean ring boy?
20:55:57 <Blitzkrieg> Your fella who fucked off interstate
20:56:02 <Blitzkrieg> Sure you said darwin
20:56:08 <amelia> nuh he went on holiday
20:56:13 <Blitzkrieg> Ohhhhhhhh
20:56:14 <amelia> to darwin
20:56:16 <amelia> then bali
20:56:30 <Blitzkrieg> Then got arrested for drug smuggline?
20:56:30 <+nate> get him tested after bali
20:56:32 <+nate> lol ;D
20:56:34 <amelia> ahahahahaha
20:56:42 <Blitzkrieg> Smuggling*
20:56:43 <+nate> hep a b c
20:56:49 <amelia> didn't do anyfin wif him anyway when got back
20:56:52 <+nate> i just drank a glass or water
20:57:11 <amelia> caught up twice n wasnt feelin it so told him
20:57:18 <Blitzkrieg> Ahh fe
20:57:26 <+nate> Sir Mix A Lot Baby Got Back Best Quality
20:57:30 Join: kt ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:58:10 <+nate> look at the g Mx_Brettingham_Trump is wearing!
20:58:14 <amelia> so more on amelias dating life tomorrow at 6.30pm
20:58:24 <+nate> yes if plivent was here!
20:58:29 <+nate> here he is
20:58:30 <+nate> ;D~
20:58:40 Mode: (by nate) +v kt
20:59:19 <amelia> 1 more day til burrito day
20:59:40 <Blitzkrieg> Burrito code for a new bf?
20:59:44 <Blitzkrieg> :P
20:59:55 <amelia> never
20:59:59 <amelia> maybe next year
21:00:09 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
21:00:17 <+nate> Blitzkrieg put ya hand up!
21:00:26 <amelia> nuh no dads
21:00:34 <Blitzkrieg> Plenty of single fellas on here
21:00:36 <amelia> BaGGaGe
21:00:41 <Blitzkrieg> Pre-rejected!!
21:00:42 <amelia> yah and no ircys
21:00:44 <+nate> Blitzkrieg lie ;D
21:00:51 <Blitzkrieg> Didn't even get to try!!
21:00:52 <amelia> fuck that
21:00:59 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> nate how many g strings do you have mate?
21:00:59 <+nate> so many lies
21:01:03 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> do you tan in them?
21:01:11 <amelia> no dads no rangas no ircys and no fat
21:01:25 <Blitzkrieg> Fail 3/4
21:01:30 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooooooool
21:01:32 <+nate> i will wear my corset
21:01:36 <+nate> hold mah fat in
21:01:37 <amelia> ahahaahah
21:02:00 <+nate> i dont have g strings, i have tight underwearz to hold deeez nutz
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21:02:17 <amelia> yum
21:02:33 <+nate> unspottable like Mx_Brettingham_Trumps bum
21:02:44 Quit: unspottable ([email protected]) Excess flood
21:02:48 <+nate> isqo - Thong Song
21:02:48 <amelia> haha
21:02:58 <amelia> dat thong tha thong thong thong
21:03:33 <+nate> DILFS!
21:03:34 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> when will plivent be along?
21:03:52 <+nate> i think hes kt, but hes not talking so must not be him
21:04:03 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> he needs to put you lot back in your box
21:04:37 <+nate> yes he is lovable
21:06:35 <+nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM
21:06:45 <+nate> me and strykerx at the donut shop
21:06:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It (Date not found) Time: 3:50 - - -
21:06:55 <+nate> JIGGY DONUTZ
21:07:29 <Blitzkrieg> Porn then sleep
21:07:29 <+nate> none for Mx_Brettingham_Trump, fatties only
21:07:30 <amelia> i been craving donuts so much lately
21:07:32 <Blitzkrieg> Peace out
21:07:42 <stevenn> krispy creams near my house
21:07:42 <stevenn> haha
21:07:44 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> what sort of donuts?
21:07:45 <stevenn> at the 7/11
21:07:48 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
21:07:48 <amelia> like them fancy over the top ones
21:07:52 <+nate> nutella ones
21:07:55 <amelia> fuck krispy kremes they nasty
21:07:56 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> chocolate with jam in the middle
21:08:01 <stevenn> hahahah
21:08:02 <amelia> you live in kallaroo issit
21:08:14 <stevenn> dayton
21:08:24 <amelia> i never heard of dayton
21:08:28 <amelia> except daytona
21:08:31 <stevenn> shut up
21:08:40 <stevenn> u said ur friend lives here
21:08:44 <stevenn> saint lenards
21:08:55 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> steven_ tell emma to start producing some pics
21:08:59 <amelia> wot
21:09:02 <amelia> no i didnt
21:09:04 <stevenn> no more pics
21:09:08 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> we want to know whats in the fridge
21:09:16 <stevenn> maybe u were talking poo
21:09:18 <amelia> that must be someone else cos i not even heard of st lenards
21:09:22 <stevenn> 2littres of ice coffee
21:09:30 <amelia> you thinkin of someone else
21:09:32 <stevenn> hahah
21:09:48 <stevenn> dayton is at the end of marshall road
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21:09:55 <stevenn> end of beach road
21:10:04 <thestig> oh marshal road
21:10:05 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> steven_ u can have 2 litres of ice coffee coz you are good at sport, Emma needs to avoid coz shes fat
21:10:13 <amelia> i have friend in ellenbrook
21:10:19 <thestig> me mate took me for a drive in his vl and sat on 220kph
21:10:30 <stevenn> should of come around
21:10:31 <stevenn> hahaha
21:10:39 <stevenn> vl turbo ?
21:10:44 Mode: (by SpanishGuy12) +v Kristen
21:10:48 <thestig> yah nissan 3 ltr
21:10:51 <thestig> what a beast
21:11:02 <stevenn> iv had so many vl's
21:11:23 <+nate> steven would have jumped in the backseat
21:11:28 <+nate> rootz
21:11:34 <stevenn> i had one with tvs in the headrest
21:11:39 <stevenn> one in the front
21:11:42 <stevenn> and one on tthe roof
21:12:08 <stevenn> killer system
21:12:16 <+nate> why didnt u have a wankenshaw
21:13:40 <thestig> oh nate
21:13:44 <+nate> http://liveimages.carsales.com.au/private/1280717.jpg
21:14:12 <+nate> rubbish!
21:14:20 <+nate> backseat
21:14:23 <+nate> now
21:14:55 <+nate> http://s392.photobucket.com/user/nasty12026/media/walkinshaw2.jpg.html
21:14:58 <+nate> better pic
21:15:05 <stevenn> hahahh
21:16:09 <+nate> i'll get shads to drive it
21:16:15 <+nate> hes got the hat already
21:16:42 Quit: sockzie ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
21:17:03 <amelia> wot happened to mbison
21:17:17 <amelia> nate scared him off and Zade as well
21:17:21 <stevenn> https://www.facebook.com/officialdjtatanka/videos/771637796225488/
21:18:31 <stevenn> this is my old VL
21:18:32 <stevenn> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1617339482946&set=t.712481532&type=3&theater
21:18:56 <+nate> dont make my eyes cry steven!
21:19:13 <stevenn> HEHEH
21:19:19 <+nate> Sorry, this content isn't available right now
21:19:22 <+nate> lolol
21:19:30 <stevenn> bah
21:19:32 <stevenn> 2 seconds
21:19:53 <amelia> guys
21:19:58 <amelia> pliv won't be on in a while
21:20:02 <amelia> http://mobile.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/teen-son-is-kept-in-a-3000-cage-by-his-mother-to-stop-him-taking-methamphetamine/story-fneuzlbd-1227509199861
21:20:10 <amelia> hes locked up
21:20:48 <stevenn> http://prntscr.com/8bpn1j
21:20:57 <+nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt5nM-izOwI
21:21:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Simpsons - Angry Dad (May 22, 2010) Time: 0:52 - Category: Comedy - 132,112 views - 349 likes (74.1%), 122 dislikes (25.9%)
21:23:45 <+nate> 300 - Nine Inch Nails - Just Like You Imagined
21:24:29 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> steven_ when you are getting lovey with Emma, do u talk about irc?
21:26:32 <+nate> yes they be ram jammin and say geeez Mx_Brettingham_Trump is a lovely man
21:26:39 <+nate> ??>>>
21:27:52 <+nate> Mx_Brettingham_Trump apple me baby!
21:27:55 <+nate> im your pig
21:27:59 <stevenn> nah
21:28:19 <stevenn> irc is forgotten!
21:28:39 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ72p_4eFSE
21:28:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LOLLLL (Date not found) Time: 1:46 - - -
21:28:57 Part: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks
21:29:11 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> nate
21:29:19 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> u watched bachi yet?
21:30:35 <+nate> wot dat babe
21:34:10 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> umm
21:34:13 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> u know dickhead
21:37:39 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> steven_
21:37:43 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> when u are thrusting
21:37:46 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> 'this ones for oskar''
21:37:51 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> 'this ones for plivent'
21:37:58 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> 'this ones for stryker'
21:38:05 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> u understand boy??
21:39:56 <+nate> lol boy ;D
21:42:06 <+nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIVgSuuUTwQ
21:42:36 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Inner Universe (full song) (Dec 29, 2006) Time: 0 - Category: Music - 13,132,427 views - 63,004 likes (98.6%), 899 dislikes (1.4%)
21:42:39 <stevenn> kk
21:42:42 <stevenn> ill try remember
21:43:10 <+nate> if u did that u'd go soft
21:43:30 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> he would go soft, Emma would be foaming
21:43:30 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> thinking of all the irc cock
21:43:32 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:43:51 <+nate> Foam party!
21:45:53 <+nate> http://tenplay.com.au/channel-ten/the-bachelor/season-3/episode-11
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21:51:47 Nick: auxsub is now known as magicaux
21:53:46 <+nate> mAGIC BABy
21:53:46 <+nate> !
21:54:07 <+nate> i will have this wank for Mx_Brettingham_Trump!
21:54:19 <+nate> its gonna be firey
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21:54:50 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> not funny mate
21:54:56 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> racist against my hair
21:55:08 <thestig> show us your fire top
21:55:52 Join: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
21:56:15 <+nate> i dont wanna share
21:56:22 <+nate> nightmare!
21:56:26 <+nate> niteMARE?
21:56:29 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> nate share your boner with us
21:56:31 <+nate> natemare
21:56:39 Quit: Kristen ([email protected]) Z-Lined
22:00:26 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> vodka time
22:01:42 Join: rattcity ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
22:02:06 Part: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks
22:02:12 <rattcity> DICKHEADS
22:02:25 <+nate> is that you beautiful
22:02:32 <rattcity> gday nate
22:02:49 <+nate> pretty dead tonight
22:02:55 <rattcity> yup
22:02:58 <rattcity> sux
22:05:18 <stevenn> :~(
22:06:23 Quit: massif ([email protected]) Connection closed
22:06:56 <stevenn> !joke
22:06:57 <Herb_Dean> [73589] Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
22:07:00 <Herb_Dean> [73589] A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
22:07:27 <+nate> Mx_Brettingham_Trump said be racist against his hair
22:07:59 <+nate> reeeddy reeed rooooster
22:08:57 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> dont be racist mate
22:09:29 <+nate> whats dat freckle!
22:13:23 <amelia> kevin hart touring aus early next year
22:15:55 <stevenn> the heart break kid
22:16:01 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> he is a loser
22:16:53 <stevenn> [20:00] <SpanishGuy12> thanks for no op'in me
22:18:07 <+nate> lol
22:18:19 <thestig> ahahaa
22:18:31 <thestig> ask him for a pic with a zoro mask
22:20:04 <amelia> hes always so sarcastic
22:20:08 <amelia> yesterday he said to me
22:20:19 <amelia> "thanks for asking how i am and if im ok"
22:20:29 <amelia> when i said nothing at all
22:21:11 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> <@BITEYBABE> Mx_Brettingham_Trump in your dreams i dont invite argoant rude people to my house
22:21:14 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:21:17 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> winning
22:21:20 <+nate> he has a man pussy!
22:22:13 <+nate> trumpo scorin some love
22:22:32 <amelia> iN YouR DReaMS
22:24:16 <+nate> http://www.marlonwayans.tv/contestant-makes-judges-cries.html
22:31:37 <+nate> http://www.marlonwayans.tv/brazilian-tv-show-babes.html
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22:33:34 <amelia> https://www.americanburrito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/AmericanBurrito_115.jpg
22:33:40 <amelia> dis one looks good
22:35:02 <+nate> u got a red one for Mx_Brettingham_Trump?
22:35:21 <amelia> http://www.eatingwell.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/standard/recipes/MB7643.jpg
22:35:28 <+nate> carrot in it?
22:35:32 <amelia> i will try find ranga one for him
22:35:57 <+nate> tomotaz and carrotz
22:35:58 <amelia> do people put carrot in burrito
22:36:08 <amelia> i dont think I'm down wif that at all
22:36:12 <+nate> sure grated carrot is down!
22:36:32 <amelia> wif chicken ones?
22:36:34 <+nate> down da hatch
22:36:40 <amelia> i only haf beef ones
22:36:46 <amelia> mos def no carrot
22:36:53 <amelia> 625 cals norti
22:39:56 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> presurge or gtfo
22:43:30 <amelia> PReSuRGe
22:46:29 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> this place is dead without jennifer oskar and plivent
22:48:02 <rattcity> eat shit brett u fukin fagget.
22:48:26 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:48:49 Nick: rattcity is now known as shadsam
22:49:43 <shadsam> eminems yumm
22:49:48 <DoC> wayno martin is a loser
22:50:03 <DoC> your music is shit shads
22:50:13 <shadsam> it rocks
22:50:39 <shadsam> ur speakers r shit
22:50:54 <DoC> no even tisk has made some better music than you loser
22:51:08 <shadsam> doubt that kid
22:51:47 <DoC> so have you got pollocks address shads?
22:51:57 <shadsam> yep
22:52:06 <DoC> post it
22:52:17 <DoC> or you're talking shit
22:52:23 <shadsam> when u ban xenon
22:52:35 <DoC> why?
22:52:43 <shadsam> xenon=serial flooder
22:52:49 <DoC> lol
22:52:58 <shadsam> lol
22:53:04 <DoC> he's not pollock dickhead
22:53:17 <shadsam> i dont care fuckwit
22:53:40 <DoC> you fucking old faggot
22:54:06 <shadsam> u black wog
22:54:06 <shadsam> im not old
22:54:15 <amelia> he looks 28 ok
22:54:37 <DoC> martin do you know pollock had borrowed some money from jen?
22:54:45 <shadsam> no
22:55:19 <DoC> magicaux = pollock
22:55:39 <shadsam> dont call me by my surname u gronk
22:55:50 <DoC> fuck off u coon fucker
22:55:54 <DoC> !quote
22:55:54 <Herb_Dean> [63963] J. [23:49] <ladifingda> Darren and i are not dating
22:55:58 <Herb_Dean> [63963] O. [23:51] <@officeworks> and that makes it ok to rub it in my face?
22:56:16 <DoC> !quote
22:56:17 <Herb_Dean> [44415]
22:56:20 <Herb_Dean> [44415] J. [23:39] <ladifingda> i don't have a boyfriend David
22:56:34 <shadsam> ur the black wog.
22:56:45 <DoC> LOLOLOL @ shadsam
22:57:23 Mode: (by DoC) +o xm
22:58:02 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: .
22:58:19 <thestig> hey xm
22:59:22 <shadsam> lol @ doc the blck cunt
23:00:02 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> really shadsam?
23:00:05 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> loloollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:00:20 <DoC> no one is black here except you old faggot
23:00:31 <xm> ey thestig
23:00:39 <DoC> shadsam = 96 yr old pedo
23:00:41 <shadsam> u hang here u black dogg
23:00:48 Join: sik ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
23:00:57 <sik> i will feel again
23:00:58 <DoC> here comes your mate
23:01:02 <sik> i will feel again
23:01:07 <sik> till when
23:01:12 <sik> just what doc
23:01:22 <DoC> sik, shadsam was looking for you
23:01:35 <sik> oh
23:01:36 <DoC> give him some tips
23:01:44 <sik> #legend
23:01:46 <DoC> shads music is full of shit
23:01:54 <shadsam> hes full of shit chris
23:02:11 <sik> i so happy i could flip a car
23:02:14 <sik> by myself
23:02:19 <shadsam> hehe
23:02:28 <sik> not driving it
23:02:41 <sik> i dont shit like that
23:02:47 <sik> me my mates on lsd
23:02:51 <sik> put a car on its roof
23:03:00 <shadsam> is he
23:03:06 <shadsam> awesome
23:03:25 <DoC> LOL
23:03:36 <sik> `op
23:03:42 <sik> `access
23:03:43 Mode: (by DoC) +o sik
23:03:57 <sik> `acess sik +a +o 199
23:04:33 <sik> i showed my wooden knife i made when i was 15
23:04:46 <sik> metal detectors
23:04:48 <sik> lols
23:04:59 <shadsam> lol
23:05:59 <shadsam> whos on lsd
23:06:42 <shadsam> bblrz
23:20:07 <sik> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01wn5GM8gS4
23:20:14 <+nate> i thought tisk sold a car lol
23:20:35 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brainbug -- Benedictus (1997) (Nov 12, 2011) Time: 4:22 - Category: Music - 15,559 views - 88 likes (97.8%), 2 dislikes (2.2%)
23:23:26 Mode: (by nate) +vv magicaux shadsam
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23:31:08 * shadsam slaps sik around a bit with a large trout
23:31:13 <shadsam> yo
23:35:49 Quit: Mx_Brettingham_Trump ([email protected]) Quit:
23:41:49 <sik> im like slo lo mo jo yo
23:41:54 <sik> im like slo lo mo jo yo
23:42:07 <sik> i can do shit noone ever thinks of
23:44:14 Nick: sik is now known as resipatation
23:48:15 Nick: resipatation is now known as |-
23:49:34 Nick: |- is now known as {o}_Y_{o}
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23:52:09 <Stringer> PiSsSsSsSsSsSsSs
23:53:00 Nick: {o}_Y_{o} is now known as {^Y^}koala
23:54:45 <Stringer> tisk
23:55:46 <{^Y^}koala> i did'
23:55:56 <{^Y^}koala> the impossible tisk achievment
23:56:57 <{^Y^}koala> Stringer
23:57:04 <{^Y^}koala> jerried on
23:57:10 <{^Y^}koala> u fuck
23:57:21 <{^Y^}koala> i can cause mass confusion
23:57:26 <{^Y^}koala> but i stay calm
23:57:45 <{^Y^}koala> im nicest guy on planet
23:57:49 <{^Y^}koala> if u get to know me
23:57:59 <Stringer> Are you signing?
23:58:04 <Stringer> or ranting?
23:58:06 <{^Y^}koala> know no
23:58:17 <{^Y^}koala> ranting about what
23:59:05 <Stringer> I have no idea man
23:59:06 <{^Y^}koala> fact i havent mentioned rather then fact of stating relevent fact of matters at hand of subsaquenial matters
23:59:08 <Stringer> you're telling the story
23:59:25 <{^Y^}koala> quence
23:59:45 <{^Y^}koala> nah man
23:59:53 * {^Y^}koala /me /me
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