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00:01 <+BITEYBOY> Mir vs Arvlovski, major let down
00:06 <stevenn> yeah
00:20 <+BITEYBOY> That Paige Van Zant seems the real deal though
00:22 <+BITEYBOY> little savage
00:28 <stevenn> mmmmmmmm
00:38 <+BITEYBOY> I know Chambers stand up sucks
00:40 <stevenn> never seen it
00:45 <+BITEYBOY> but she had 2 10 - 8 rounds
00:50 <+BITEYBOY> then a finish in the third
01:34 <stevenn> nice
01:42 <stevenn> who else fought
02:54 <stevenn> aj toyed around
03:04 <stevenn> had some fun against a _good_ striker
03:36 <+BITEYBOY> lol
03:42 <+BITEYBOY> yeah AJ played a good game
03:47 <+BITEYBOY> got some time in the octogon
04:21 <+BITEYBOY> I kinda hope Gus beats DC (which he wont) Becase I'd like to see AJ vs Gus
04:26 <+BITEYBOY> AJ vs DC is useless
07:38 <+prom> where is Emma?
09:21 <+tisk> fuck
09:23 <+tisk> shut up
09:30 <stevenn> n
09:31 <stevenn> a
09:39 <stevenn> aj might ko him in first round next time
09:48 <stevenn> he will go harder faster
09:57 <+Emma> im here
10:00 <+prom> hey tisk
10:05 <+tisk> >-CARROT
10:12 <+prom> lets see if you can make a track this good
10:25 <+tisk> fuck music
10:30 <+prom> my mate brought this guy out to sydney afew times
10:34 <+prom> see if u this good tisk
10:35 <+prom> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9wNreHcge4
10:39 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SRB - Call The Cops (Drokz remix) (Dec 19, 2013) Time: 0 - Category: Music - 11,651 views - 113 likes (98.3%), 2 dislikes (1.7%)
10:54 <+prom> if you make a track that good ill get you a set at defqon tisk
11:01 <+prom> call it gauci pig
11:05 <+prom> "g g g g g gauci pig"
12:11 <+BITEYBOY> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
12:35 <+prom> tisk make a track right now
12:38 <+prom> lets see how good you are
13:47 <stevenn> gus might beat DC
13:59 Quit: tisk ([email protected]) Quit:
14:41 <shadsam> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
14:56 <+prom> shadsam
14:58 <+prom> listen to that
14:58 <+prom> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9wNreHcge4
15:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SRB - Call The Cops (Drokz remix) (Dec 19, 2013) Time: 3:01 - Category: Music - 11,651 views - 113 likes (98.3%), 2 dislikes (1.7%)
15:04 <+prom> take you back?
15:05 <shadsam> k
15:27 <shadsam> prolly
15:30 <shadsam> ea
15:38 <+BITEYBOY> I know so little about dance music, but it's in the same genre as Skrillex?
15:52 <+prom> noll
15:58 <+prom> much faster
16:01 <+prom> skrillex slow
16:08 <shadsam> i need proxies
16:26 <+prom> why?
16:29 <+prom> pollock hacking you again?
16:46 <shadsam> nope..for m bots
16:54 <shadsam> my
16:55 <+prom> m bots?
16:58 <+prom> bots for what?
17:47 <+BITEYBOY> shadsam is planning a flood attack on Xenon
17:50 <shadsam> diffrent stuff
18:38 <shadsam> flood attack,ill just over one of my Hitman.
18:57 Mode: (by nate) +o stevenn
19:23 <shadsam> its only the internet
19:54 <stevenn> shankz
21:03 <+BITEYBOY> stevenn gta servers apparently going down this weekend
21:06 <+BITEYBOY> for major updates
21:13 <+BITEYBOY> will your mod menus still work?
21:23 <shadsam> whats a wicked adsl2 modem
21:41 <shadsam> had a usr back in the day
22:30 <shadsam> us robotics
22:53 <shadsam> anything made in the USA is wicked
23:08 <shadsam> period.
24:34 <+BITEYBOY> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXFgNhyP4-A
24:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dear Fat People (Sep 3, 2015) Time: 6:09 - Category: Entertainment - 3,478,083 views - likes dislikes
25:54 <shadsam> pick up my denon cd mixer tomorrow
26:01 <shadsam> s3000
29:01 Mode: (by shadsam) +v stevenn
31:17 <+prom> shadsam
31:23 <+prom> you said you already had one man
31:25 <+prom> why lie?
32:34 <+prom> girls at clubs can be so rude
32:40 <+prom> always a fat fuckwit too
33:00 <+Emma> cool
33:03 <+prom> try to kick me out because i was meant to leave the place with my beer
33:10 <+prom> "cant have that in here you have to go"
33:33 <+prom> then some drunk wannabe kerser fuckwit try have a root of her gauci pussy
33:51 <+prom> "its her job cunt, leave her alone"
34:02 Quit: stevenn ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
34:12 <+prom> Emma would you kick me out of a club if I purchased some alcohol
34:29 <+prom> and was going to leave before 10pm just wanted to see some ending of the footy
34:31 <+Emma> isnt that one way of making an income for the buisness
34:36 <+prom> you prob would emma
34:46 <+prom> well there is a sign too that says
34:51 <+Emma> nope, spend your money.
34:54 <+prom> "all alcohol to be taken off premise at 10pm"
35:00 <+prom> it was 9:55 i said ill be 2 minutes
35:08 <+prom> "no u cant go sit down or ill get security"
35:18 <+Emma> you are not supposed to take alcohol off the premise
35:23 <+prom> then these weird pollocks pop out of everywhere
35:25 <+prom> like irc ops
35:33 <+prom> telling me all this mumbo jumbo
35:33 <+Emma> if its a pub or nightclub
35:42 <+prom> Emma this is a club
35:44 <+prom> not a nightclub
35:46 <+Emma> its illegal
35:48 <+prom> rsl
35:50 <+Emma> she is a retard
35:53 <+prom> no i wanted to take my beers
35:55 <+prom> take away beers
36:03 <+prom> and she said im not allowed to stay
36:04 <+Emma> ohh if they are closed
36:05 <+prom> for 2 minutes
36:09 <+prom> they close at 12am
36:14 <+Emma> that shouldnt be a problem
36:15 <+prom> every other girl lets me
36:17 <+prom> never cares
36:19 <+prom> never says shit
36:22 <+prom> even the old ladies
36:27 <+prom> this fat pig is always got a problem with me
36:29 <+Emma> but if people are spending money why kick em out?
36:35 <+Emma> just a loss
36:44 <+prom> she poured me a beer then put it up the end of the bar
36:48 <+prom> instead of giving it to me
36:49 <+Emma> unless you get mouthy then thats a different problem
36:51 <+prom> i dunno why
36:54 <+prom> why would u do that
37:02 <+prom> i asked her 2 dollar change from the 10 dollars for some nuts
37:07 <+prom> was the biggest problem for her
37:11 <+prom> "ghhhhhh i guess"
37:17 <+prom> WTF you mean you guess
37:21 <nate> sounds like she wants to ride ya dick
37:25 <+Emma> yesss
37:29 <+prom> cant you change 10 dollars into 2 dollar coin u f uckwit
37:32 <+Emma> get you to the end of that bar to bend you over
37:32 <+prom> maybe nate
37:35 <+prom> i told her off
37:39 <+prom> she said to me rude
37:44 <nate> lolol get her!
37:51 <+prom> "and you have a LOVELY NIGHT"
38:02 <+prom> and i said ohh i will soon as i leave this place and dont have to see you
38:09 <+Emma> you should have said it will be great if you come home with me
38:15 <+prom> nah
38:24 <+prom> the other girls are better
38:28 <+prom> much nicer
38:32 <+Emma> yes
38:40 <+prom> she is always uptight
38:41 <+prom> untidy
38:45 <nate> she treats u mean to keep u kean;l
38:50 <+prom> well fuck her
38:51 <+Emma> maybe she needs a good dickingg
38:53 <+prom> maybe
38:57 <+prom> she is really rude
39:03 <+prom> i complained to my gf
39:07 <+prom> she said what a bitch!!!!!!!!!!
39:09 <nate> ask her if shes single ;l
39:10 <+prom> yeh what a bitch hey
39:16 <nate> lololol
39:27 <nate> that'll make her nice or piss her off ;D
39:31 <+prom> i said to her "everytime i come here you do this shit to me"
39:40 <+Emma> maybe just finger her
39:42 <nate> prom now sounds like tisk :D
39:43 <+prom> then she said "umm excuse me ive never seen you before in my life, ive never served you ever"
39:46 <nate> lollolol
39:47 <+prom> I said "umm whatever"
39:56 <+prom> im writing an email complaint
39:56 <nate> ohh excuse me!
39:58 <nate> lololol
40:17 <nate> now she doesnt want ya d
40:20 <+prom> ill go with my gf next time and finger her next to the smiths chips machine
40:23 <+prom> teach her a lesson
40:28 <+Emma> hahaaaaa
40:29 <nate> lololololol
40:43 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
40:50 <+prom> Emma im sick of rude people
41:01 <+Emma> nice
41:11 <+prom> ive been a member of this place my whole life
41:19 <+Emma> are you drunk?
41:24 <+prom> my family been going there since the 50's
41:28 <+prom> and this is how im treated
41:30 <+prom> by some walrus pig
41:46 <+Emma> maybe the probelm is yolu
41:47 <+prom> nah im not drunk
41:50 <+prom> i only had 1 beer
41:57 <+Emma> change your attitudeeeee
42:02 <+prom> my attitude is fine
42:05 <+prom> im polite to everyone
42:05 <+Emma> haha
42:06 <+prom> thankyou
42:07 <+Emma> yes
42:07 <+prom> please
42:12 <+prom> most of the dickheads are rude
42:14 <+prom> dont ask nice
42:16 <+prom> 'beer"
42:18 <+prom> "vb"
42:20 <+prom> "serve it"
42:28 <+prom> i always say "hello how are u"
42:31 <+prom> "yes good day, good night"
42:36 <+Emma> well be a cunt
42:37 <+prom> "thankyou, thankyou"
42:43 <+Emma> maybe thats what you need to do
42:45 <+prom> no wonder my mates get banned from there
42:47 <+prom> i know why
42:50 <+prom> because they are nice
43:00 <+Emma> smash a bottle over her head
43:02 <+prom> im more likely to abuse someone and i never do
43:03 <+prom> nah Emma
43:06 <+Emma> thats a game changer
43:11 <+prom> ill just take her to c heong park
43:14 <+Emma> hahaa
43:19 <+Emma> that might work
43:24 <+prom> im so sick of this shit
43:30 <+prom> im a really polite person
43:34 <+prom> and some pig
43:37 <+prom> always a fucking fat pig
43:41 <+prom> even my dad hates her
43:41 <+Emma> im sorry
43:49 <+Emma> i cant help being a fat pig
43:53 <+prom> told the manager to get less fat people when he was last there
44:04 <+prom> they obviously didnt care what snr pliv had to say
44:24 <+prom> Emma fat girls are just such bitches
44:24 <+Emma> was there a hot chick working ?
44:30 <+prom> yes 2 hot chicks
44:35 <+Emma> thats why she is angry
44:40 <+prom> must be
44:44 <+prom> they are very good looking
44:46 <+prom> not slut
44:48 <+prom> not made up
44:50 <+Emma> she needs to be the hottest
44:50 <+prom> natural beauty
44:55 <+Emma> if thats not possible
45:00 <+Emma> thats when the anger comes out
45:02 <+prom> she is always untidy
45:03 <+prom> and pig
45:11 <+prom> the hot girl was sitting down it was her shift over
45:15 <+prom> she was having a chat to her friends
45:19 <+prom> this guy and girl
45:23 <+prom> i know the girls older sister
45:26 <+prom> she lived near me
45:31 <+Emma> did ya bang her?
45:34 <+prom> no
45:35 <+prom> i wish
45:42 <+prom> use to love her back in the day
45:46 <+Emma> hahaaaa
45:53 <+prom> anyways
45:58 <+prom> she said to them
46:06 <+prom> "umm stop ruffling your chips so loud, so being so loud"
46:08 <+prom> wtf
46:17 <+prom> the whole place was enjoying the game on tv
46:24 <+prom> this pig comes in to tell one of her own workers off
46:28 <+prom> she isnt even a boss
46:41 <+Emma> she has a problem with that chick
46:53 <+prom> yep
46:55 <+prom> i knew it
46:56 <+Emma> maybe next time go there with a burger.
47:05 <+prom> that girl always give me nice look
47:11 <+prom> last time i caught her staring at me
47:15 <+prom> from the pool room
47:24 <+prom> she was pickin gup glasses and saw me and i look and smile she turn away quick
47:51 <+prom> something wrong with everyone tonight all up their assholes
48:06 <+Emma> yes
48:19 <+prom> is steven_ on his fucking xbox again?
48:24 <+Emma> nope
48:34 <+Emma> he is trying to fix something
48:39 <+prom> fix the dildo?
48:42 <+Emma> nooooo
48:49 <+Emma> thats fine
48:53 <+prom> i love when hero come act hard
48:57 <+prom> not even from your area
49:00 <+prom> try get a gauci pig
49:03 <+prom> he prob from austnet that guy
49:11 <+prom> prob pollock in costume
49:16 <+prom> trying for pig fuck
49:17 <+Emma> who?
49:20 <+prom> the guy at the bar
49:23 <+prom> who tell me off
49:28 <+Emma> haha who cares
49:38 <+prom> well at the moment i sorta do
49:44 <+Emma> you need to get over it
49:47 <+prom> because had a great night and then fat pig ruins it
49:50 <+prom> always some fat cunt
49:55 <+Emma> thats how it goes
49:58 <+prom> if it was hot girl u say mmm ok
50:00 <+prom> prob on ice or period
50:01 <+prom> no prob
50:05 <+prom> but its a pig they have no excuse
50:11 <+Emma> why not?
50:15 <+prom> like wtf u didnt get enough doritos at break or something
50:19 <+Emma> like i said she needs a root
50:21 <+prom> prob
50:27 <+Emma> not prob
50:30 <+Emma> YES!
50:33 <+prom> ive had customers spit on me
50:37 <+prom> i dont even abuse them
50:42 <+Emma> ohh i would
50:42 <+prom> this bitch is off her head
50:51 <+Emma> they would get my fist in their face
51:00 <+prom> cant do that Emma
51:02 <+Emma> i can
51:06 <+prom> customer always right
51:10 <+Emma> if i get fired so be it
51:14 <+prom> its the key to service
51:25 <+Emma> if they cant understand as to why i did it they are fucked.
51:28 <+prom> yeh
51:34 <+prom> but thats not how the world works Emma
51:38 <+Emma> i know
51:50 <+Emma> but spitting on someone is a cunt of a move
52:25 <+Emma> in saying that ive never been spat on, so cant really say how i would react.
52:38 <+prom> not even from steven_?
52:41 <+Emma> nope
53:01 <+Emma> i think i would punch them, but i could also just stand there in shock.
53:59 <+prom> lol
56:18 <+prom> Emma what did you do tonight?
56:39 <+Emma> nothing i have work tomorrow
57:43 <+prom> work?
57:45 <+prom> doing what?
59:13 <+Emma> nothing much, mainly computer shit tomorrow.
59:28 Join: tisk ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
59:33 <+prom> hey Emma
59:42 <+prom> you wanna see a pic of my pig?
59:50 <+Emma> pig?
00:11 <+prom> yem im finding pollocks address
00:19 <+prom> so im finding all sorts of crazy shit on here
01:02 <+Emma> how does a pig, his adress and the rest fit into one?
01:22 <+prom> well im going through all sorts of things i thought was lost in the cosmos
01:26 <+prom> but they are closer than i thought
01:57 <+Emma> i dont understand haha
02:01 <+prom> Emma here for u
02:21 <+prom> if you think my gf is a pig then this is my last gf and my gf now is 10x better ;)
02:22 <+prom> http://i.imgur.com/xSxqmjD.jpg
02:23 <+BITEYBOY> Emma have you had that VZ stolen yet?
02:25 <+prom> for u Emma pig
03:16 <+Emma> when did i call her a pig?
03:26 <+Emma> you said want to see my pig!
03:27 <+prom> many times
03:41 <+prom> i dont care about my ex's they are all fucked
03:43 <+prom> actually i love 1
03:44 <+Emma> BITEYBOY i neeed my car
03:46 <+prom> still to this day
03:51 <+prom> and i know she loves me still
03:58 <+Emma> but dont you love the one your with?
04:05 <+prom> i contacted her on facebook a year ago i think
04:07 <+prom> or 2 years
04:10 <+prom> but silent fb
04:18 <+prom> so she never see it but i know she did and couldnt contact me
04:20 <+BITEYBOY> Emma, steven_ said you could use his clubby until you get the payout
04:30 <+Emma> hahaaaa
04:33 <+prom> i try contact her and now i see she can be contacted
04:36 <+prom> she would instant reply
04:39 <+Emma> no to much fuel to get around
04:40 <+prom> but i shouldnt
04:48 <+BITEYBOY> LOOOOLLLL
04:52 <+prom> my gf found the last message and was abit upset
05:00 <+prom> i could get this one back
05:03 <+Emma> yes as she should be.
05:04 <+prom> but she's too old
05:06 <+prom> same age as me
05:09 <+prom> my gf now is young
05:10 <+prom> fresh
05:14 <+Emma> for now
05:15 <+Emma> haha
05:15 <+prom> got lots of years to go
05:23 <+prom> nah her mum is milf
05:26 <+prom> im happy
05:31 <+prom> all my other gfs their mums yuck
05:42 <+prom> good indication my dad said
05:44 <+BITEYBOY> LOOOLLLLL
05:55 <+BITEYBOY> I've seen it work both ways
06:29 <+prom> i know i can get this one back
06:35 <+prom> but i dont know if i do
06:45 <+prom> would be cool though
06:53 <+prom> to see ur gf u were with back at 16 again
06:59 <+prom> man i would love it
07:05 <+prom> get fucked up again
07:09 <+prom> see if her pussy feel the same
07:19 <+prom> i remember fucking her when i was 15 she was 14
07:20 <+prom> so good
11:35 Nick: BITEYBOY is now known as Stringer
12:46 <+Stringer> indeed
13:33 Join: loopydog ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
13:53 <+Stringer> Hi gayvid
13:54 <+prom> loopydog
13:56 <+prom> fuck off she's mine
14:59 <loopydog> lol ran out of gas
15:12 <loopydog> and the cunt wouldnt run on fuel
15:16 <loopydog> hahaha
15:29 <+prom> fuck
15:33 <+prom> loopydog where did you go
15:49 <loopydog> see a bitch
15:59 <loopydog> she woulda been like OMG
16:03 <loopydog> im like nahhhhh we right
16:05 <loopydog> next thing
16:10 <loopydog> ooops
16:21 <loopydog> outta gas
16:25 <loopydog> start walking bitch!@
16:28 <loopydog> haaaaaa
16:51 <+prom> stfu loopy
17:08 <loopydog> fuck u cunt
17:11 <loopydog> u dogggggg
17:13 <loopydog> DOGGGGGGGGGG
17:44 <loopydog> she gave me a bag of shard
17:45 <loopydog> haha
17:49 <loopydog> <3
17:52 <loopydog> thanks babe
18:10 <+prom> who did?
18:15 <+prom> plummer?
18:27 <loopydog> leb chick
19:13 <loopydog> had wads of cash so i dont feel 2bad
19:15 <loopydog> newayyz
19:17 <+Emma> hahaaaaaa
19:22 <+Emma> crackheaddddddddddd
19:43 <+Emma> did ya get to bang her atleast?
20:24 <loopydog> im not the one to kiss n tell
20:30 <+Emma> sure
20:30 <loopydog> 'no need
20:38 <+Emma> nothing happened
20:40 <+Emma> hahahaaaaaaa
20:49 <loopydog> hehehhe
20:49 <+Emma> she didnt even touch your willyyy
21:01 <loopydog> she hasnt earnt it
21:10 <loopydog> she has to give more
21:14 <+Emma> didnt know you needed to earn it
21:21 <loopydog> well these bitches do
21:30 <+Emma> yes they are all junkies
21:38 <+Emma> well anyway im going to bed
21:43 <+Emma> byee fuckers
22:02 <loopydog> goodnight emma
26:42 <+prom> Emma
26:44 <+prom> i love u
27:12 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
28:39 <+prom> Emma
28:40 <+prom> dont go
44:00 <loopydog> shes mine cunt
44:55 <+prom> fuck off loopydog
44:58 <+prom> Emma said u are loser
46:15 <+Stringer> FAGGOT ALERT FAGGOT ALERT, loopydog has entered the building BUMS TO THE WALL
51:42 <loopydog> did emma call me a loser? <3 thats such a compliment... although it's a bit too nice.. so u see why she is MINE CUNT
51:44 <loopydog> NOT URS
52:07 <loopydog> PISSSsssSSSss
52:25 <loopydog> sup fp
52:48 <loopydog> wot cunt
53:06 <loopydog> arghhhhhh
53:25 <loopydog> time to create this escort website
56:38 <+prom> loopydog Emma said u are loser
56:40 <loopydog> starting new online business -- digitalpimp AKA "DP" // START PIMPIN OUT THESE HOES AGAIN LIKE I DID IN 2010 WHEN I OWNED AND OPERATED https://web.archive.org/web/20100603173558/http://www.ema.com.au/
57:14 <loopydog> paypal banned me though coz i wasnt allowed to get money from escorts
57:21 <loopydog> :/
58:24 <loopydog> fuck that.. im charge these hoes alot more this time. 200$/month me thinks.
58:28 <loopydog> anyway off to work!
59:34 <loopydog> anyone here build wordpress websites?
59:38 <loopydog> yes/no?
07:03 <+prom> yes
07:06 <+prom> i can do that
21:42 <+Stringer> Where is Gayvid Pollock?
24:52 <BlackDevil> loopydog a escort?
24:56 <BlackDevil> lol paypal?
24:57 <BlackDevil> wtfd
25:09 <BlackDevil> so many lies in two lines
27:35 <+prom> BlackDevil
27:36 <+prom> did u zline me?
28:08 <BlackDevil> i dont zline anyone
30:36 <+prom> yeh didnt think so
30:38 <+prom> must be bonny
36:44 <+Stringer> BlackDevil what is your opinion of Pollock?
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40:00 <stevenn> loooooooooooool
40:12 <stevenn> did i miss much ?
41:04 <+prom> nah
41:06 <+prom> just pollock man
41:09 <+prom> he had a meltdown
41:14 <stevenn> ahah
41:32 Join: magicaux ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
42:24 <+Stringer> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
42:29 <+Stringer> Gayvid is here now
43:59 <stevenn> who is fighting this week
44:19 <BlackDevil> i dont care
44:49 <+Stringer> Bring Me The Horizon to Soundwave, nice
44:51 <+Stringer> umm hang on
45:00 <+Stringer> I dont think anyone is fighting
45:07 <+Stringer> next i think
45:10 <+Stringer> is DC vs Gus
45:35 <+prom> BlackDevil is weak man
45:36 <+Stringer> Weidman vs Rockhold is soon too
45:38 <+prom> he can't even speak up
45:45 Mode: (by prom) +b *!*@ce0dc047.iinet.net.au
45:51 Kick: magicaux was kicked by prom (gauci)
46:09 <+Stringer> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
46:11 <+Stringer> http://au.ufc.com/event/ufc-fight-night-japan-2015#/fight
46:17 <+Stringer> not till the end of the month
46:18 <+prom> hey u should go soundwave
46:22 <+prom> ive never been
46:25 <+prom> wish i went to the old ones
46:32 <+Stringer> The Warmaster vs Big Country look for a Warmaster sub
46:35 <+Stringer> yeahh man
46:43 <+Stringer> the official line up is not yet out
46:49 <+Stringer> they are drip feeding us this year
46:54 <+Stringer> one per week
47:17 <+Stringer> Bullet For My Valentine and Bring Me The Horizon are the only two I have interest in thus far
47:22 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
48:23 <+prom> u like them dont u
48:31 <+prom> they are too gay for me
48:44 <+prom> bring me the horizon new stuff is very good though
49:20 <+Stringer> I have grown to like their music
49:27 <+Stringer> Not much else in that genre comes out
50:10 <+prom> in ways yes and in ways no
50:13 <+Stringer> Its kind of like pretty boy metal, they look like boy bands but play some heavy stuff
50:23 <+prom> so u like your hardcore or metalcore gayish hardcore
50:26 <+prom> emoish gaycore?
50:28 <+prom> pollockcore?
50:33 <+Stringer> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
50:34 <+prom> http://i.imgur.com/1EOx3BK.jpg
50:35 <+Stringer> I do
51:03 <+prom> the legs in the pic to the left might be inghams
51:14 <+Stringer> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
55:00 <+Stringer> try this one prom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lir3dzYIhz0
55:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bring Me The Horizon - Sleepwalking (Mar 4, 2013) Time: - Category: Music - 11,587,509 views - 96,818 likes (98.3%), 1,641 dislikes (1.7%)
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58:46 <loopydog> BlackDevil: not an escort, more like a digital pimp. i used to run a escort directory which got a shitload of visitors because it ranked first page on google for sydney escorts, perth escorts, etc. hoes then wanted to advertise. which i billed via paypal, however had to cancel that as a payment option. then i got on the crack hard and let it all lapse when i hit rock bottom between 2012-2014.
00:09 <loopydog> however my mind is right now to start to build up my business again and start developing out my websites.......
00:42 <loopydog> prob just get them to pay direct deposit this time. heh heh.
00:54 <BlackDevil> lies
01:33 <loopydog> its all good mate, im actually good at what i do haha
01:44 <stevenn> flooding channels
01:46 <stevenn> lol
02:04 <loopydog> thats called multi-tasking
02:15 <stevenn> <KiscottiHun> I send the money
02:15 <stevenn> <KiscottiHun> 100%
02:15 <stevenn> <steven> show me receipt
02:15 <stevenn> <KiscottiHun> Steven
02:15 <stevenn> <KiscottiHun> Im crying
02:33 <stevenn> loooooooool
03:19 <loopydog> got customer #1 on google for 'it support perth' ..... pricks average sale contract is 25k+ i wish i could just do something like that
03:48 <+Stringer> http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11122/111226884/4497847-the-thing-fantastic-four-reborn-30-7-10-kc.jpg
04:20 <loopydog> oh thats right i already do. SEO. i can charge wot i want bahauwhanawhewhee
04:30 <+Stringer> LOOOLLLL @ http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11122/111226884/4497847-the-thing-fantastic-four-reborn-30-7-10-kc.jpg
08:42 <+prom> yes
08:45 <+prom> thats creater face
40:59 Part: loopydog ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks
56:58 <+prom> pollock
57:01 <+prom> gauci is mine
57:09 <+prom> her broken heart is my last embrace
08:55 <+Stringer> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
08:58 <+Stringer> Gayvid
12:24 <+prom> pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
13:37 <+Stringer> PiSsSsSSsSsS
13:48 <+Stringer> gayvid is watching
14:06 Mode: (by Stringer) -b *!*@ce0dc047.iinet.net.au
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14:46 <+Stringer> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLl
14:51 <+Stringer> Welcome Gayvid
15:17 <+Stringer> The problem is magicaux, we have a no faggots policy here
17:15 <+prom> @melbourne
17:31 <+Stringer> ill evade
17:34 <+Stringer> give me a sec
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19:22 <Gayvid> PiSsSsSsSsSsSss
31:57 Quit: prom ([email protected]) Quit:
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37:02 Nick: Gayvid is now known as Stringer
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41:54 <tisk> https://youtu.be/-W5-T52WSd4
41:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: tiesto traffic 2015 alisid bootleg remix do ob (Sep 11, 2015) Time: 3:21 - Category: Music - 1 view views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
41:58 <tisk> lolssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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45:13 <kuniva> hi all
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06:55 <kuniva> emma is a doh
06:56 <kuniva> emma is a dog
06:57 <kuniva> emma is a dog
06:58 <kuniva> emma is a dog
07:01 <kuniva> lolololololololol
09:05 Quit: unchariot ([email protected]) Connection closed
17:39 <kuniva> emma is a dog
17:40 <kuniva> emma is a dog
17:41 <kuniva> emma is a dog
17:42 <kuniva> lolololololololol
19:04 <kuniva> EMMA GOT BUMJACKED BY HER UNCLE
19:33 <+Abortion> http://imgur.com/gallery/V9SZn
20:37 <kuniva> ur a pedofile
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46:19 <kuniva> gheyloards
52:03 <kuniva> pedofiles in here
52:05 <kuniva> all u pedo
52:51 Kick: kuniva was kicked by thestig (thestig)
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53:12 <kuniva> king pedo
53:28 <kuniva> king of the pedos kicked me
53:34 <kuniva> tisk
53:40 <kuniva> tisk is gay
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23:44 <kuniva> thestig
23:47 <kuniva> thestiff
23:50 <kuniva> thestiffy
23:52 <kuniva> stiffler
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24:53 <stevenn> loooool
25:12 <kuniva> bet your gay
26:34 <kuniva> bumjack me wild
27:01 Kick: kuniva was kicked by thestig (thestig)
28:06 <stevenn> loooool
28:31 <+thestig> haha
29:29 Quit: stevenn ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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51:02 <kuniva> bumjack marathon
54:45 <stevenn> in your arsehole
58:31 <+thestig> kumivA
59:52 <+thestig> kumiva the bumjack king
01:28 <stevenn> bumjacks his fingers
07:20 <+thestig> lol
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26:24 <stevenn> hey babe
30:46 <anotherirc3r> well, obviously you're not talking to me
31:35 <stevenn> how ya going
33:24 Quit: thestig ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
40:44 <anotherirc3r> alright, you?
41:00 <stevenn> im ok
48:19 <kuniva> lololololololololololololo
48:22 <kuniva> anotherDoG
48:33 <kuniva> lololololololololoolololololol
48:42 <kuniva> eat my shit
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49:35 Nick: grubs is now known as Osskkaarr
49:44 Nick: Osskkaarr is now known as grubs
50:05 Nick: grubs is now known as Osskkaarr
52:05 <Osskkaarr> dumbiva
52:52 <kuniva> hey diddlyquat
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54:00 <thestig> woot net is fixed
54:27 <Osskkaarr> Isnt it true.. you rooted Melanie with the door open and while Kylie was still in the house
55:05 <Osskkaarr> Next day you rooted Kylie while Melanie was taking a shit
55:32 <stevenn> sounds like a pimp
56:44 <Osskkaarr> Then they both kicked your arse back to QLD.
56:51 <Osskkaarr> :)
57:19 <thestig> was that kumiva?
57:28 <Osskkaarr> yeah
57:34 <thestig> loooolllllll
59:34 <anotherirc3r> Joel, you're an idiot
01:11 <anotherirc3r> hello Dave
01:19 <anotherirc3r> hi thestig
02:21 <Osskkaarr> Hello Jen
02:46 <Osskkaarr> Loooollllllllllll @ butterface-iva
03:02 <kuniva> lol
03:12 <kuniva> they call me sweet dick kunny
04:04 <Osskkaarr> So you're proud to have rooted 2 Frankston chicks?
04:36 <kuniva> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
06:00 <kuniva> better than rooting 3 men like blackdev
06:12 <kuniva> he bumjacks dudez
06:28 * kuniva follows BlackDevil into a dark avenue. Hey test my crowbar!
06:32 * kuniva slaps BlackDevil around with nuclear waste
06:35 * kuniva smacks BlackDevil with a red Swingline stapler
13:07 <thestig> kuniva bumjacked tisk
13:53 <kuniva> tisk bumjacked sooty
28:58 <kuniva> thestig
29:08 <kuniva> wanna push my poo i n
30:04 <thestig> why would i [ut my dick in your mouth?
30:17 <thestig> put
31:04 <anotherirc3r> he's hopeful
31:10 <anotherirc3r> don't let him down thestig
43:23 <thestig> lol he is always hoping
52:31 <anotherirc3r> there's a lot of steven's here
54:30 <kuniva> stig fux dudes
55:55 <kuniva> hoping for what
57:29 <kuniva> some gay poosex?
59:47 <stevenn> yeh
59:56 <stevenn> lots of stevens
00:07 <stevenn> update 1 of 147
00:09 <kuniva> theyre all homosexual
00:11 <kuniva> stevens
00:17 <stevenn> you fucked a ladyboy
00:26 <stevenn> and your calling someone else a homosexual?
00:29 <stevenn> hahaahahhaahahaa
00:32 <kuniva> did not
00:36 <kuniva> i was lying
00:40 <stevenn> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
00:49 <stevenn> now your embarrased of fucking a ladyboy
00:57 <stevenn> your a disgrace
01:05 <kuniva> u faggot
01:09 <stevenn> im a faggot
01:10 <kuniva> i will jump on your face
01:16 <stevenn> yet you fuck a ladyboy and call yourself straight
01:20 <stevenn> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
01:23 <kuniva> i will jump on your face
01:24 <kuniva> i will jump on your face
01:25 <kuniva> i will jump on your face
01:27 <stevenn> your bent like a spoon
01:39 <kuniva> poofter gutz
01:51 <kuniva> im gonna jump on ya face m8
01:52 <stevenn> gay cunt
01:56 <stevenn> u would jump on my back
01:58 <stevenn> thats about it
02:12 <stevenn> cocksucker
02:28 <kuniva> yes you are
02:49 <stevenn> what was it like ?
03:48 <kuniva> never happened
04:09 <stevenn> sure mate
04:38 <kuniva> u gay lord
04:55 <stevenn> your the one who fucked a bloke
05:02 <Osskkaarr> looooolllllllllllllllllll
05:46 <stevenn> so your ashamed of fucking a bloke, but your proud of being a pedo?
06:18 <Osskkaarr>                                                
06:19 <Osskkaarr>                                                
06:28 <Osskkaarr>                                                
06:28 Kick: Osskkaarr was kicked by Zyxt (flood)
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09:55 <stevenn> kuniva
10:07 <stevenn> any other storys of you fucking ladyboys ?
10:31 <kuniva> yup
10:34 <kuniva> ur dad
10:36 <kuniva> LOLOLOLOLOL
10:44 <stevenn> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
10:48 <stevenn> ROFLMAO
11:09 <stevenn> you got me there
11:39 Nick: kuniva is now known as poocheeks
11:45 <stevenn> you have the brain of a 13 yr old
12:26 <poocheeks> do you?
12:42 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:06 <poocheeks> LOLOL
13:09 <poocheeks> U FGZT
13:11 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:19 <poocheeks> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
13:22 <poocheeks> FGTSSSSSSS
13:23 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:27 <poocheeks> ????????
13:30 <poocheeks> FGTSSSSSSS
13:31 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:32 <poocheeks> FGTSSSSSSS
13:33 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:34 <poocheeks> FGTSSSSSSS
13:34 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:35 <poocheeks> FGTSSSSSSS
13:36 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:36 <poocheeks> FGTSSSSSSS
13:37 <poocheeks> FGTSSSSSSS
13:39 <poocheeks> ?
13:41 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:42 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:45 <poocheeks> FGTSSSSSSS
13:46 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:47 <poocheeks> FGTSSSSSSS
13:47 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:48 <poocheeks> FGTSSSSSSS
13:48 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:49 <poocheeks> FGTSSSSSSS
13:49 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:50 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:50 <poocheeks> FGTSSSSSSS
13:51 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:51 <poocheeks> FGTSSSSSSS
13:52 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:52 <poocheeks> FGTSSSSSSS
13:53 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:53 <poocheeks> FGTSSSSSSS
13:54 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:54 <poocheeks> FGTSSSSSSS
13:55 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:55 <poocheeks> FGTSSSSSSS
13:56 <stevenn> i know you are i said you are
13:58 <stevenn> hahah
13:59 <poocheeks> ?
14:11 <anotherirc3r> wow.. this is annoying
14:26 <stevenn> poocheeks do you think you contracted aids fucking that ladyboy in the butthole ?
14:47 <poocheeks> UR DAD DID
14:51 <poocheeks> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLLOLOL
14:53 <stevenn> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
14:56 <stevenn> poocheeks do you think you contracted aids fucking that ladyboy in the butthole ?
15:01 <poocheeks> UR DAD DID
15:03 <stevenn> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
15:03 <poocheeks> UR DAD DID
15:04 <stevenn> poocheeks do you think you contracted aids fucking that ladyboy in the butthole ?
15:05 <poocheeks> UR DAD DID
15:06 <stevenn> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
15:06 <poocheeks> UR DAD DID
15:07 <stevenn> poocheeks do you think you contracted aids fucking that ladyboy in the butthole ?
15:08 <poocheeks> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLLOLOL
15:09 <poocheeks> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLLOLOL
15:10 <poocheeks> UR DAD DID
15:12 <stevenn> hahaahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaha
17:17 Nick: stevenn is now known as kuniva
17:19 <kuniva> hello
17:22 <kuniva> im gay
17:26 Nick: kuniva is now known as stevenn
17:42 <anotherirc3r> we knew that Joel
17:48 <anotherirc3r> but thanks for the confirmation
18:16 <stevenn> 52-147
19:46 <stevenn> 57-147
20:07 <anotherirc3r> ?
20:14 <stevenn> updates
21:28 <anotherirc3r> oh, right
23:24 <stevenn> 71-147
23:45 <stevenn> why dont you join #sydney joel
23:56 <stevenn> you ladyboy banger
30:56 <stevenn> 83-147
31:26 <anotherirc3r> ..and counting
32:30 <thestig> win server nearly finsihed downloading
32:44 <thestig> nearly time to get the server going see what she got
32:50 <stevenn> ahhaha
33:07 <thestig> there is a key on the box too
33:28 <stevenn> oh the key to open it?
34:28 <thestig> windows key
35:07 <thestig> i went to sleep at 4am last night lol
41:13 <poocheeks> stevenn
41:22 <poocheeks> u shit pushed a couple dudes?
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43:05 <poocheeks> BlackDevil
43:06 <poocheeks> Blitzkrieg
43:23 <poocheeks> you're the guy who has a fetish for sniffing guys farts?
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44:38 <poocheeks> i got a frozen coke
44:46 Nick: Shado is now known as Blitzkrieg
45:08 <thestig> do u like dark liquids in your mouth?
45:12 <Blitzkrieg> I got a smoke.
45:21 <poocheeks> yup
45:21 <Blitzkrieg> Not a minute too soon. :D
45:50 Mode: (by bios) +o Blitzkrieg
46:00 <poocheeks> kiss me tender
46:12 Mode: (by Blitzkrieg) +oo stevenn thestig
47:03 <thestig> ty
47:09 <poocheeks> stiffy
47:13 <Blitzkrieg> No stress
47:21 <Blitzkrieg> At all now. :)
47:46 <poocheeks> squeeze my balls like a stress ball
48:15 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooooool
48:20 <Blitzkrieg> Whos poocheeks
48:30 <Blitzkrieg> It reminds me of pong
50:09 <poocheeks> lolol
50:32 <stevenn> I SAID LETS GET OUT OF THIS TOWN
50:38 <stevenn> 133-147
53:04 <Blitzkrieg> Some noob ddos'd my home connection
54:49 <anotherirc3r> hmmm.. debating on a nap
55:45 <stevenn> 147-147
55:59 <anotherirc3r> you're definitely encouraging it stevenn :P
57:05 <stevenn> im thinking about one myself
57:10 <stevenn> i never sleep during the day
57:29 <anotherirc3r> feeling a bit sick today
57:43 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
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28:05 <poocheeks> anotherirc3r
29:20 <anotherirc3r> what do you want?
29:58 <poocheeks> lets hug
30:14 <anotherirc3r> no
30:19 <anotherirc3r> you've been a jerk
30:44 <Osskkaarr> lolllllllllll dumb shit
31:20 <poocheeks> lolololollolol
31:22 <poocheeks> :))
32:31 <poocheeks> Osskkaarr = MATTHEW HIGGINS
32:32 <poocheeks> AHAAHAHHAHAH
32:43 <anotherirc3r> who's that?
33:02 <nate> hot either way
33:46 <Osskkaarr> That's my name.
34:05 <anotherirc3r> oh, right
34:26 <Osskkaarr> shads says that's my real name.. so he's 100% right cause he said it.
34:52 <thestig> i thought your name was juan
35:12 <Osskkaarr> HeARd iT oN IRC sO iTz TrUe BRo
35:43 <anotherirc3r> think he still has my photo on his FB
35:44 <anotherirc3r> strange
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40:04 Nick: hi_carrot_top is now known as Mx_Brettingham_Trump
40:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
51:10 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> hello Emma
51:13 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Monster confirmed
52:34 <thestig> emma isnt a monster at all
53:17 <poocheeks> Osskkaarr
53:33 <poocheeks> i told shads ur name is matthew higgins
53:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> <thestig> Emma is a monster, met her last night
53:57 <stevenn> looool
54:01 <stevenn> brett your a ranga
54:05 <stevenn> nothing you say matters
54:13 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> did stig tell u he wanted to suck my cock?
54:34 <thestig> loll i never said that
54:35 <stevenn> can you even get it up ?
54:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i might pop over tonight
54:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> take a pic of the pantry
54:46 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
54:54 <thestig> and i saw the pantry and it was nice
55:03 <stevenn> hahhaha
55:14 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> how many minutes did you spend talking about irc?
55:16 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> no lying
55:25 <stevenn> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
55:31 <poocheeks> anotherirc3r
55:44 <stevenn> i would say total 2 minutes
55:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> what did you say?
56:10 <stevenn> not much at all
56:12 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> did u talk about anotherirc3r's 'picnic with plivent'
56:12 <thestig> i said brett was gay
56:22 <stevenn> yes
56:24 <stevenn> that was one
56:54 <stevenn> i think everyone agree'd on you being a loser trying to fit in
56:58 <stevenn> and that sums it up
57:05 <thestig> and i told emma she is no monster
57:05 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
57:08 <DoC> lollllllllll
57:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> trying to fit in with whom?
57:28 <thestig> yes that is true strevenn hahah
57:40 <anotherirc3r> as if i'd go anywhere with that thing
59:22 <poocheeks> anotherirc3r
59:28 <poocheeks> are you a slut?
59:38 <anotherirc3r> poocheeks, no
00:08 <poocheeks> okies
00:17 <poocheeks> do we still luv each other?
00:36 <anotherirc3r> you've been a jerk
00:39 <anotherirc3r> why should i be nice to you?
00:56 <poocheeks> you can forgive me :))
01:48 <anotherirc3r> nope
01:53 <poocheeks> yea
01:55 <poocheeks> yip
01:56 <anotherirc3r> i can but i don't want to
02:00 <poocheeks> y
02:08 <thestig> it isnt forgiveness friday
02:13 <poocheeks> lolololllll
02:17 <poocheeks> stiggggggg
02:22 <nate> slutty saturday?
02:26 <poocheeks> yupppp
04:31 <poocheeks> jenn
04:34 <poocheeks> jenny bb
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07:01 <anotherirc3r> wb?
07:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> thestig did Emma make you a coffee?
07:33 <poocheeks> JENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
07:36 <poocheeks> ANSWER ME NOW
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08:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> thestig did Emma make you a coffee?
08:54 <anotherirc3r> no Joel
09:31 <thestig> brett you are so inquisitive
09:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> did they offer you a drink?
09:51 <stevenn> everyone go to > http://www.nerdhacks.net/
09:59 <stevenn> and click an ADVER
10:00 <stevenn> T
10:02 <stevenn> ;p
10:03 <anotherirc3r> why?
10:12 <thestig> why not?
10:12 <stevenn> i get $$
10:15 <stevenn> ;p
10:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> anyone watching the footy? they are booing goodes loololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
10:22 <stevenn> hahaha
10:32 <stevenn> hawkz lost last night im still devo
10:38 <thestig> oh i gota turn addblock plus off
11:07 <anotherirc3r> why would i want to give you money?
11:19 <Osskkaarr> That's not like you stig.. to use words like 'inquisitive'
12:39 <thestig> such a fascinating world on the outside of irc juan
13:41 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> did steven_ and Emma call you thestig?
14:11 <thestig> haha
16:41 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> GOODES
17:09 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll missed
17:15 <anotherirc3r> Goodes is annoying
17:31 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> goodes is amelia's brother
19:12 <thestig> dockers should win it
19:27 <thestig> i think bulldogs will win
19:30 <thestig> and richmond
19:46 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> richmond will lose
19:59 <anotherirc3r> hush
23:43 <Osskkaarr> DOCKERS GOAL!!
24:10 <thestig> dockers west coast grand final
24:23 <Osskkaarr> that's what they're saying
24:33 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> one of them will lose in the prelim
25:26 <stevenn> sure will
25:32 <stevenn> hawkz will be the one to shut them down
25:38 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> hawks are shit
25:52 <stevenn> loooooooooooooooooooooooool
25:59 <nate> magpies will win it
26:08 <Osskkaarr> looolllllllllllllllll
26:13 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> carlton will win it next season
26:18 <Osskkaarr> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
26:24 <stevenn> i hope eagles win
26:25 <stevenn> hahahahah
26:36 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> dynasty of 5 premierships in a row
26:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump>  super coach bolts
27:09 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> hawthorn will finish about 14th next season without bolton
27:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> you can see how shit they are without him, losing that final by ten goals loolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
29:00 <nate> and Mx_Brettingham_Trump will get a girlfriend ;D
29:06 <nate> is this dream land!
29:48 <stevenn> when we were playing the finals where was your team?
29:51 <stevenn> looooooooooooooooool
29:58 <anotherirc3r> who is his team?
30:32 <thestig> brett i thought you went for richmond last year
31:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> no anotherirc3r goes for shitmond
32:52 <stevenn> haah
33:05 <poocheeks> anotherirc3r
33:11 <poocheeks> fucken answer me
33:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> anotherirc3r and i are going to the game tomorrow, maybe a root after
33:39 <anotherirc3r> lol hell no
33:41 <anotherirc3r> to both
33:58 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> we might hold hands, and she will squeeze it harder if the umps make some bad decisions
34:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> then we will go for a picnic at cheong park
36:55 <Osskkaarr> http://imgur.com/q0LmjoM
38:26 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> what is the guy on th eright doing
38:30 <anotherirc3r> ugh.. i'm going to go lie down
38:32 <anotherirc3r> bbl
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39:02 <thestig> loll at nick riewoldt
39:13 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> where is the one of dal santo wanking
39:22 <poocheeks> someone bumjack me
39:39 <poocheeks> someone bumjack me
39:40 <poocheeks> someone bumjack me
39:41 <poocheeks> someone bumjack me
39:42 <poocheeks> someone bumjack me
39:42 Kick: poocheeks was kicked by Zyxt (flood)
39:52 Join: poocheeks ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
40:02 <poocheeks> someone poo push me
41:02 Quit: erlich ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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41:23 <poocheeks> jen the slut ay
41:31 <poocheeks> slut from way back
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42:24 <Osskkaarr> no she isn't.. dickhead.
42:32 <poocheeks> rofl
42:40 <poocheeks> in ya undies dipshit
43:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolllllllllll
43:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> who's poocheeks?
43:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Osskkaarr and anotherirc3r fucked
43:50 <poocheeks> rofl
43:51 <poocheeks> yer
43:54 <poocheeks> cuz shes a slutty thing
44:08 <Osskkaarr> Yeah.. in YOUR undies.. shit yaself when you went to court for belting up ya own mother cause she wouldn't give you money for your drugs.
44:11 <poocheeks> matress strapped to her back
44:48 <poocheeks> oskar licks dog bals
44:50 <poocheeks> lolzz
45:11 <Osskkaarr> Your mums balls.
45:11 <anotherirc3r> you dumbarses. Osskkaarr and i are friends
45:39 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> anotherirc3r and i are friends too with benefits
45:57 <anotherirc3r> no
46:13 <anotherirc3r> and we haven't fucked okay
46:14 <anotherirc3r> geeez
46:22 <poocheeks> bullshit
46:28 <poocheeks> youve had sex once with every dude in here
46:34 <poocheeks> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
46:35 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> yes we are anotherirc3r u might as well tell everyone about us now, if Osskkaarr flips out he flips out
47:03 <anotherirc3r> right, whatever
47:04 <poocheeks> nasty hoe
47:04 <anotherirc3r> bbl
47:19 <Osskkaarr> lol @ you Brett fuck .. You're fishing for a reaction that wont happen.
48:05 <poocheeks> POLLOCK
48:13 <poocheeks> OR IS IT MATTHEW HIGGINS
48:16 <poocheeks> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
48:21 <Osskkaarr> We haven't fucked.. just like she said.
48:30 <poocheeks> OR IS IT MATTHEW HIGGINS
48:31 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> anotherirc3r have fucked
48:31 <poocheeks> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
48:32 <poocheeks> OR IS IT MATTHEW HIGGINS
48:33 <poocheeks> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
48:43 <nate> ya need poocheeks for a 3 way
48:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ matthew higgins
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48:56 <tisk> hi
48:59 <poocheeks> tisk
49:02 <poocheeks> up 4 a bumjack
49:09 <tisk> no
49:16 <tisk> wtf
49:35 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
50:13 <poocheeks> MATTY HIGGINS
50:17 <poocheeks> CALLING MATTY HIGGINS
50:24 <Osskkaarr> That's my name.
51:20 <tisk> lols
51:30 <tisk> food is good
51:32 <poocheeks> tisk
51:34 <poocheeks> got any weed
51:38 <tisk> no
51:47 <poocheeks> why not man
51:51 <tisk> i dont want it
51:55 <Osskkaarr> lol
52:12 <poocheeks> yer u do
52:21 <poocheeks> works pretty good remember
52:36 <Osskkaarr> Tomorrow or Monday.. he'll be back on the LSD and pulling those bongs.
52:44 <Osskkaarr> DOCKERS GOAL!!
52:50 <tisk> fuck i dont take lsd
52:51 <tisk> idiot
53:07 <Osskkaarr> Bullshit Chris, You brag all the time.
53:12 <Osskkaarr> Dont you remember ?
53:14 <poocheeks> chris is a lasd junky
53:18 <tisk> no
53:26 <tisk> i did it like 4 years ago
53:28 <tisk> not nemore
53:39 <Osskkaarr> [12/09/2015 16:53:29] (tisk): i did it like 4 days ago
53:46 <poocheeks> lolololololol
54:49 <Osskkaarr> This game is becoming really good to watch
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58:07 <Osskkaarr> DOCKERS GOAL!!
58:08 <Osskkaarr> DOCKERS GOAL!!
58:30 <poocheeks> FAGGOT
58:38 <poocheeks> FAGGOT
58:39 <poocheeks> FAGGOT
59:10 <Osskkaarr> GaYiVa
59:16 <Osskkaarr> lolll
59:19 <poocheeks> lolz
59:23 <poocheeks> kiss my daggys
59:28 <Osskkaarr> No thanks.
59:38 <poocheeks> y not
59:43 <poocheeks> i got nice daggy bits
59:58 <Osskkaarr> Get ya dog to lick them.
01:26 <poocheeks> lolz
01:58 <poocheeks> you're dag man arent u
02:32 <slinky_J> - i think i get burgerg for dinner
02:59 <poocheeks> dick in shit for me
03:21 <Osskkaarr> lollll @ slinky_J having a meltdown #794
03:43 <poocheeks> i like the smell of dudes farts
03:55 <Osskkaarr> So gay.
03:59 Quit: Osskkaarr ([email protected]) Quit:
04:11 <slinky_J> i like my farts do u like them
04:17 Nick: slinky_J is now known as poofterchook
04:19 <poocheeks> yes
04:22 <poocheeks> i love them!
04:22 Nick: poofterchook is now known as smashmouse
04:24 <smashmouse> yay!
04:30 <smashmouse> i love urs 2
04:36 <poocheeks> fart on me!!
04:44 <smashmouse> i go cig and day dream about how wonderfull a face full of ur fart is
04:49 * smashmouse farts on poocheeks
04:54 <poocheeks> thank u
05:29 Mode: (by stevenn) +ooo erlich Mx_Brettingham_Trump poocheeks
05:35 Mode: (by stevenn) +ooo shadsam SoupNazi thestig
05:40 Mode: (by stevenn) +o tisk
06:11 <+Emma> hahaaaaaaaaaa
06:44 <poocheeks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpz__0-DnSQ&list=PLsHVXvOuM_F5wmp_KJopV_zqvb_inmJVA&index=6
06:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hilltop Hoods - I Love It Feat. Sia - Blue Tongue Version (Dec 18, 2011) Time: 3:54 - Category: Music - 1,176,652 views - 5,795 likes (97.7%), 134 dislikes (2.3%)
08:23 <poocheeks> Emma
08:25 <poocheeks> hey bbb
08:26 <poocheeks> :)
08:36 <+Emma> who was kuniva?
08:39 <+Emma> was that you ?
08:45 <poocheeks> yup
08:48 <+Emma> nice cunt
09:02 <poocheeks> ??
09:10 <+Emma> I am a dog
09:14 <+Emma> dont you remember?
09:20 <poocheeks> nup
09:41 <+Emma> <kuniva> emma is a dog
10:18 <poocheeks> o ok
10:20 <poocheeks> i sorry
10:26 <+Emma> its ok
10:43 <+Emma> im used to it
10:52 <+Emma> but you really need to get your words right
10:57 <+Emma> Its MONSTER!!
10:59 <poocheeks> o ok
11:00 <poocheeks> i sorry
11:50 <poocheeks> i farted
12:12 <+Emma> cool
13:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> hi Emma pig
13:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> how u?
13:28 <poocheeks> emmy
13:34 <poocheeks> lets kiss
21:08 <poocheeks> Emma
21:12 <poocheeks> i wanna kiss
21:50 <+Emma> what happened to gauci pig?
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22:14 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllll
22:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> only joking Emma *hugs*
23:29 <Blitzkrieg> Where the fuck would one get an external dvd drive at this hour
23:44 <+Emma> in perth
23:51 <+Emma> anywhere
24:33 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> perth are stuck in the 90s though
24:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> dvd's lolololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
24:50 <+Emma> but everything is still openb
24:54 <+Emma> hahaaa
25:28 <poocheeks> bumjack me emma
25:34 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma is it true that thestig looked in your pantry?
25:48 <+Emma> your telling the story
25:57 <+Emma> you tell me..
26:11 <smashmouse> i ordered the FAT MAN MEAL
26:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
26:13 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> fiesty
26:15 <smashmouse> mwahahahahahaha
26:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> whats that smashmouse?
27:48 <poocheeks> Emma
27:49 <poocheeks> bumjack me emma
27:52 <poocheeks> i wanna kiss
27:53 <poocheeks> bumjack me emma
27:54 <poocheeks> Emma
28:54 <+Emma> how about i get my horse to bumjack ya?
28:58 <smashmouse> 2 burgers wif de lot and two chips cheese and gravy
29:00 <smashmouse> boo yee
29:05 <smashmouse> left overs!
29:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> where is the pic?
29:58 <Blitzkrieg> Okay I'll reword
30:11 <Blitzkrieg> Where the fuck would one get an external dvd drive at this hour in the developed world?
30:39 <+Emma> a shop
30:49 <+Emma> just need to break in
30:54 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> u can only get it backwaters like perth
30:55 <Blitzkrieg> Oh yes
30:57 <+Emma> it will be free that way
31:12 <Blitzkrieg> Break in and leave the cash on the counter
31:12 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> in the developed world no where
31:17 <smashmouse> take a quick plane to china
31:18 <+Emma> why not
31:20 <smashmouse> thats what i do
31:23 <+Emma> you paid for the item
31:25 <smashmouse> when i wana eat chinese
31:28 <+Emma> no problem
31:29 <+Emma> haha
32:27 <poocheeks> emma
32:29 <Blitzkrieg> Wonder if I can rig one up out of an old externall hdd adapter and a laptop internal hdd
32:29 <poocheeks> i fucken luv u
32:53 <Blitzkrieg> Steven
33:02 <Blitzkrieg> You're nerdy enough to know my answer
33:15 <stevenn> tell me what your doing
33:20 <+Emma> ha
33:22 <+Emma> nerd
33:23 <Blitzkrieg> Wonder if I can rig one up out of an old externall hdd adapter and a laptop internal hdd
33:32 <Blitzkrieg> Make an external dvd drive
33:54 <Blitzkrieg> Cause the local shops are shut and my laptop needs a reinstall
33:59 <stevenn> USB
34:17 <poocheeks> put ur dick in someones butt
34:26 <Blitzkrieg> It's not quite gutsy enough for windows 7 looooooool
34:33 <Blitzkrieg> Gonna need XP
34:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> what do you want this for?
34:51 <+Emma> more porno
34:52 <stevenn> make a bootable usb and install it
35:02 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> setting it up for jennifer?
35:13 <Blitzkrieg> Uni work when I'm at work
35:26 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> what do you study?
35:26 <Blitzkrieg> Steven, this can be done for XP?
35:31 <Blitzkrieg> Psychology
35:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> bullshit
35:41 <Blitzkrieg> Which is why I love this channel so much
35:45 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOLLLLLL
35:46 <+Emma> haha
36:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma thestig said you had nice titties
36:26 <Blitzkrieg> Thestig has nice titties ;)
36:32 <+Emma> i do
36:38 <+Emma> not reallly
36:58 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> why wasnt loopy invited over?
37:04 <+Emma> i cant tell the difference between my boobs and belly
37:12 <Blitzkrieg> Same size?
37:13 <+Emma> he was
37:15 <Blitzkrieg> Lollllllll
37:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> bullshit
37:20 <+Emma> yes same size
37:22 <Blitzkrieg> Loopy is a loser
37:32 <Blitzkrieg> Who'd invite him?
37:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> loopy is going to root jen
37:37 <+Emma> haha
37:47 <Blitzkrieg> Lolll
37:48 <+Emma> he can come over when ever he wants
38:16 <Blitzkrieg> Time to make a usb installer
39:01 <+Emma> enjoy
39:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma where is my invite?
39:36 <+Emma> you can come over when ever you like
39:41 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> addy?
39:54 <+Emma> you know it
40:00 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> no i dont
40:29 <+Emma> hmm sure
40:36 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> addy?
40:49 <+Emma> when you get to perth
40:59 <+Emma> you can ask me
41:01 <+Emma> until then
41:05 <+Emma> it can wait
41:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> u need to take a pic out the front holding a sign so i know its legit
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41:45 <thestig> brety u nees to sgow us ya pic
41:51 <+Emma> yes
42:04 <+Emma> so i know to leave the door closed
42:05 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> my bf said he didnt want anyone wanking over me on the internet
42:05 <thestig> or no pics for brett
42:12 <+Emma> its ok
42:18 <+Emma> i cant wank
42:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> yeah you can
42:33 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> just grab your cock and go for it
42:38 <+Emma> i got no cock
42:46 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> not what steven said
42:47 <thestig> maybe breyt is the monster cause emma aint a monster
43:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> hahaha stig u already said she was a monster, cant take it back now
43:11 <thestig> i never said that
43:12 Quit: massif ([email protected]) Connection closed
43:13 <+Emma> haha
43:20 <+Emma> IM A MONSTER
43:26 <shadsam> hi
43:29 <+Emma> Its all good
43:40 <+Emma> hi
43:49 <thestig> brett is 300kg
43:54 <+Emma> hahaaaaa
44:04 <+Emma> man you wouldnt be able to fly
44:07 <poocheeks> im sexy
44:10 <stevenn> brett is senile
44:19 <+Emma> unless you buy a whole row of seats
44:25 <poocheeks> my dick is 9 inches
44:31 <+Emma> my dick is 12
44:35 <+Emma> inches
44:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> freo are shit
44:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
44:46 <+Emma> hahaa
44:48 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
44:49 <+Emma> are they losing?
44:51 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> so are sydney
45:00 <+Emma> their all shit
56:35 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> amelia pig what have you got to say for yourself?
57:57 <smashmouse> oh ye chips cheese and gravy
58:07 <smashmouse> n to top it off a nice hottie takin her walk for dog on way home
58:21 <amelia> wot have i told you abouy addressing me like that you disobedient ranga tossa
58:31 <stevenn> loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
58:32 <+Emma> its ok we are all pigs
58:46 <+Emma> dont think he owns a mirror
58:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> fuck up amelia pig or else i will tell a shopping centre porno about you
58:50 <stevenn> her name is morag
58:57 <smashmouse> Jerome
59:01 <smashmouse> is jerome a nigger?
59:07 <amelia> my name is Morag, not amelia
59:09 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> yes morag pig
59:40 <stevenn> brett is mad
59:48 <stevenn> after this football event
59:58 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> football event?
00:09 <smashmouse> is Jerome a nigger
00:37 <amelia> is brett having a meltdown
00:40 <smashmouse> i like my roast chicken cooked inside a baby pig
00:47 <stevenn> seems that way
00:57 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i am not having a meltdown
01:02 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> <--------- happiest person on irc
01:06 <amelia> woah calm down
01:12 <amelia> projection
01:18 <smashmouse> brett
01:25 <smashmouse> are there any rangas in the new Everest movie?
01:35 <smashmouse> NO COZ A RANGA COULDNT CLIMB EVEREST.
01:51 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> !ranga
02:44 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12003171_10153288784446051_8216574836561758508_n.jpg?oh=3ca990dbb4fdc676c4ff00a3c80ea4f8&oe=56749775&__gda__=1449835530_3c623c05e36cfb9f1d9ef5d75659dda1 dont rape me on the beach!
03:02 <amelia> that is such an odd pose
03:11 <amelia> especially on a beach
03:27 <amelia> it gives me anxiety
03:58 <smashmouse> makes my penis feel like a stalker!
04:25 <amelia> my friend called me an f'ing cword last night as she slammed car door and stormed off
04:27 <amelia> in the rain
04:31 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> jen has gone to Blitzkrieg's for a root
04:34 <amelia> it was amazing
04:42 <+Emma> not a friend anymore?
05:00 <amelia> she said sorry today but i will put her in time out for a bit
05:14 <amelia> shes a bit too emotional for my liking atm
05:25 <smashmouse> did u grab her ass
05:31 <smashmouse> i bet that made her storm off
05:37 <smashmouse> some chicks cant handle leso shit
05:38 <amelia> definitely not
05:40 <smashmouse> :/
05:48 <smashmouse> y not is she a fat cword?
05:49 <amelia> if anything she's the grabby lesbo
06:14 <+Emma> just like some males cant take what they give...
06:33 <amelia> i waved at her wif big smile on my face as she was gettin rained on
06:38 <amelia> silly dork
06:44 <amelia> who does that shit
06:49 <+Emma> did her face melt away
06:52 <+Emma> ?
06:56 <amelia> ahahahahaha
07:05 <amelia> she has quite pretty face
07:15 <+Emma> no cake face then?
07:20 <amelia> minimal make up
07:20 <amelia> nuh
07:29 <amelia> i used to cake the make up on in my younger days
07:35 <+Emma> ok well at least she can walk in the rain and still look ok
07:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> caking on make up to hide the monster
07:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
07:46 <amelia> CaKe FaCeD BiTCH
08:01 <amelia> in my young 20s
08:47 <amelia> then you get older and see a natural look is nicer
09:19 <+Emma> i dont mind the eye makeup but never bother withthe rest
09:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma
09:31 <+Emma> yoo
09:31 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> u should put on make up
09:36 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> hide the monster
09:36 <amelia> yah eye make up and lip gloss
09:44 <+Emma> nope it will give me pimples :(
09:51 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
10:16 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> do u like it when steven_ licks your ass?
10:18 <+Emma> who likes having pimples?
10:23 <smashmouse> she has a pretty face y havent u made out?
10:45 <amelia> i not into girls
10:47 <amelia> or friends
10:49 <+Emma> sure Mx_Brettingham_Trump do you enjoy when your bf licks your ass?
10:53 <amelia> + she is big
11:08 Mode: (by shadsam) +v amelia
11:12 <smashmouse> yeah but every chick loves making out with other chicks
11:17 <smashmouse> its scientific something
11:32 <amelia> i dont think thats quite accurate
11:37 <+Emma> haha
11:50 <smashmouse> ask some science guy
11:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> dirty sluts
11:57 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> smashmouse is right
12:11 <+Emma> haha coming from you 2
12:15 <+Emma> i doubt that is true
12:16 <amelia> you're a ranga, you don't know shit
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14:19 <smashmouse> look
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14:25 Nick: ameels is now known as amelia
14:31 <smashmouse> obvs one or more rangas had to make brett
14:35 <smashmouse> proof rangas have sex.
14:38 Mode: (by shadsam) +v amelia
14:46 <smashmouse> unless he was infected with the ranga virus as a kid
14:47 <+Emma> not really
14:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> ratwood
14:52 <shadsam> O,O
14:57 <amelia> he is a testube baby
15:05 <+Emma> no sex needed for that shit
15:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> imagine calvin klein models.... thats what my parents look like
15:33 <+Emma> but that means nothhing for you
15:36 <amelia> stupid lying carrot
16:34 <amelia> "Do You KNoW WoT THe MX iN MY NaMe STaNDS FoR?"
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18:55 <Herb_Deen> http://prntscr.com/8fequl
19:01 <smashmouse> if u do a little pee in the vagina when u cum it gets her pregnant faster
19:56 <+Emma> LOL
20:06 <amelia> I'm not sure if that's quite right
20:30 <amelia> sex is for hippies anyway
20:32 <smashmouse> look ask any man ok
21:03 <+Emma> lol
21:12 <amelia> Emma is this true
21:34 <+Emma> the only way your going to fall pregnant is if you have sex when the female is ovulating
21:35 <stevenn> !ranga
21:36 <Herb_Deen> [11407] Q. What do you get when you mix Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together?
21:39 <Herb_Deen> [11407] A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
21:44 <+Emma> piss has nothing to do with it
22:02 <amelia> see i told you so
22:29 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma thats not true or else you would be pregnant
22:39 <+Emma> hahaaaaaaaa
22:49 <+Emma> you can never guess when you are ovulating
22:57 <+Emma> it happens when it happens
23:02 <smashmouse> y is there an aboriginal words for animals that the abos didnt even know existed
23:06 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> steven_ has dead sperm
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23:37 <+Emma> not sure slinky you seem to know everythign today why not tell us
24:03 <+Emma> I blame him
24:07 <+Emma> not me!!
24:17 <smashmouse> I DONT KNOW SHIT
24:17 <+Emma> it helps me sleep better at night.
24:19 <smashmouse> IM NOT OSKAR
24:22 <smashmouse> ahahahahahahaha
24:58 <+Emma> i think i missed them today
24:59 <+Emma> L(
25:02 <+Emma> :(
25:35 <smashmouse> i miss holding hands with a strange man at the shop
26:07 <ameels> damnit why keep dc
26:19 <ameels> this is not ok
26:21 <smashmouse> shit net
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26:27 <smashmouse> aw
26:35 <smashmouse> Jerome doesnt like u comin online
27:36 <ameels> he is jealous of my eyebrows
27:44 <ameels> and that i have 2 of them
27:59 Nick: ameels is now known as amelia
28:03 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i am looking forward to jerome's story about amelia
28:07 <+Emma> haha
28:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> amelia will be sitting there relaxed with a drink in one hand, vibe in the other
29:15 <stevenn> brett will be fingering his bumhole
29:23 <amelia> no i think i am going here for dinner http://www.basq.com.au/
30:20 <stevenn> where is it
30:30 <amelia> Currambine
30:36 <stevenn> ah ye
30:52 <amelia> take Emma there its yummy
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31:29 <+Emma> yeah
31:48 <smashmouse> vibe lol
31:59 <smashmouse> im always scared to see a chicks asshole
32:03 <smashmouse> yuck
33:26 <amelia> that sounds very distressing
33:35 <amelia> i hope you overcome this fear in time
34:34 <+Emma> do you get scared about the males asshole?
35:04 <smashmouse> no
35:25 <smashmouse> coz its normal for a man to have an assole
35:30 <smashmouse> for sex
37:37 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
39:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> smashmouse would u rather lick a male asshole or a female asshole?
39:50 <+Emma> haha'
40:25 <smashmouse> neither
40:36 <smashmouse> u cant ask a virgin like me those kindsa questions
40:39 <smashmouse> im offended
40:39 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> translation - a males
40:41 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
40:45 <smashmouse> im goin to the cops
41:37 <smashmouse> when is this bali show on
41:43 <smashmouse> WHAT REALLY HAPPENS IN BALI
41:52 <smashmouse> i wonder if theres a segment about sex with lady boys
45:23 <thestig> brett emma gave me a beverage
46:20 Mode: (by stevenn) +ooo amelia Blitzkrieg frosty
46:27 Mode: (by stevenn) +ooo Herb_Deen magicaux smashmouse
46:30 Mode: (by stevenn) +o SpanishGuy12
47:04 <SpanishGuy12> Cheer bro
47:38 <stevenn> all good
48:22 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
48:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> hello SpanishGuy12
48:31 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i heard you were a lonesome loser
50:25 <stevenn> tell him how it is SpanishGuy12
50:30 <stevenn> this guy is a clown
51:25 <stevenn> hhahha
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52:48 Mode: (by Herb_Deen) +v nate
53:19 Quit: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) Quit:
53:27 Mode: (by stevenn) +o nate
53:47 Mode: (by stevenn) +i
53:51 <stevenn> <SpanishGuy12> and its starts woth the insults fk over this shot
53:51 <stevenn> <SpanishGuy12> shit Im going for fkn good sick of this bullshit in nerdhacks
53:51 <stevenn> <stevenn> brett is a loser
53:51 <stevenn> <SpanishGuy12> someone needs to put him n every other dick banned for good
53:51 <stevenn> <SpanishGuy12> coz I got banned from defending myself from other channels an I neber started it
53:51 <stevenn> <SpanishGuy12> Whatever u say in main Im ignoring someone ekse can stand up for me
53:51 <stevenn> <SpanishGuy12> for once
53:51 <stevenn> <SpanishGuy12> cya off for good maybe speak on xbox
53:58 Mode: (by stevenn) -i
54:00 <stevenn> hahahah
54:32 <+nate> spanishguy would so molest everything
54:47 <+nate> hes peeerfect
55:14 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> loololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll meltdown
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55:39 Mode: (by frosty) +o anotherirc3r
55:40 Mode: (by Herb_Deen) +v anotherirc3r
05:22 <smashmouse> i jerk off to sbs world news
05:25 <smashmouse> to the old asian lady
05:42 <+anotherirc3r> lovely
09:11 <stevenn> 40 people in nerdhacks
09:14 <stevenn> been a while
09:36 <Blitzkrieg> How many are bots
10:15 <stevenn> 5
10:21 <stevenn> including chanop
10:29 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
10:39 <smashmouse> aw yay the rat has bacon
10:43 <smashmouse> so lucky
10:48 <smashmouse> she keeps tryina escape
11:07 <smashmouse> so restless my lil girl has grown up and wanna go out n find a boy rat for his boy rat dick
11:42 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
11:43 Mode: (by Herb_Deen) +v [[[[[pong]]]]]
11:45 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
11:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllll ratwood
11:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> got a rat
11:50 <+anotherirc3r> heya pong
11:52 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> you must be brain dead
11:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiii
11:57 <stevenn> hahaaha
12:27 <stevenn> !ranga
12:27 <Herb_Deen> [4683] Q. How does every Redhead joke begin?
12:30 <Herb_Deen> [4683] A. By looking over your shoulder!
12:37 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> get a rat then name it after someone on irc lollllllllllllllllllllll and stroke and pretend it's them
12:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is redhead
13:15 <Herb_Deen> http://prntscr.com/8fequl = pong
13:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong want pet rat
13:44 <+anotherirc3r> i want red hair
13:47 <+anotherirc3r> maybe a dark red
13:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong have oragne hair
14:01 <smashmouse> brain dead coz i have a pet rat?
14:08 <smashmouse> u silly ginger
14:12 <smashmouse> brain full of ranga
14:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> smashmouse is ur rat good kisser??
17:04 <+nate> https://www.facebook.com/topic/New-South-Wales-Police/105636842804324?source=wtfrt&position=10&trqid=6193554394362041094
20:12 <smashmouse> yep
20:21 <smashmouse> she goes LICK LICK on ur lips
20:23 <smashmouse> SO CUTES
20:25 <smashmouse> aaawww
20:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong want go pub when
22:32 <smashmouse> now
23:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> which pub u go
23:14 <+anotherirc3r> lol
23:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 'op pong
23:46 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o [[[[[pong]]]]]
23:49 <+nate> heheeh ahaha pong!
25:29 <+nate> is this true pong
25:35 <+nate> when did u pick up last?
25:43 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> in 2008
26:00 <+nate> 2015 u say
26:05 <+nate> last night
26:09 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> noo
26:09 <+nate> i see i see
26:18 <+nate> does ya willy work still"?
26:22 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> yess
26:24 <+nate> we need a test run
26:26 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> it very hairy
28:15 <+nate> pong do u wanna get married?
28:23 <+nate> is their love on the cards
28:46 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
28:54 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> u shoe pong to ladies
28:56 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> EDDIE BETTS
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29:17 Mode: (by Herb_Deen) +v prom
29:17 <+nate> its ok to love pong
29:26 <prom> hi jen
29:39 <+nate> prom wants jenny from the block
29:45 <prom> jen i want her
29:47 <+anotherirc3r> hi whoever you are
29:50 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> jen is here
29:53 <prom> hi jen
29:58 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong has azriel
30:09 <prom> jen did you have sex with pollock last night?
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30:27 <+nate> prom wants to be oskars matey!
30:41 <prom> where is oskarr?
30:43 <+anotherirc3r> umm, no
30:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> prom she went over to strykers for a root about an hour ago
30:49 <+anotherirc3r> is that Jerome?
30:59 <+nate> that stryker so hawt
31:14 <prom> yes jen its me
31:20 <prom> how are you?
31:21 <+anotherirc3r> oh, goodie
31:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> anotherirc3r wants another story
31:34 <+anotherirc3r> nope. haven't been anywhere today
31:46 <prom> what about yesterday
31:51 <prom> where did you go jen?
31:58 <prom> i came on like 10ish and you were gone
31:59 <prom> :(
32:11 <+anotherirc3r> i was out
32:24 <prom> what were you doing?
32:41 <+nate> looking for love what else!
32:50 <+anotherirc3r> none of your business
33:08 <+nate> prom do u want a relationship?:)
33:24 <+nate> or just a root n boot
33:31 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> prom's gf has given him permission to have sex with anotherirc3r
33:39 <prom> relationship
33:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> anotherirc3r is going to enjoy it
33:41 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> grandma gave pong a wagon wheel they r niceee
33:44 <+nate> she is 3 hours away
33:48 <prom> jen you were with darren?
33:49 <+nate> sneaky
33:56 <prom> he said you 2 meet up
34:00 <+anotherirc3r> nope
34:11 <prom> yeh thought so
34:12 <prom> [10:28] <Blitzkrieg> Did you like the taste of my cum mate? :)
34:17 <+nate> pong do u want a handjob? give me wagon wheel
34:19 <prom> he kept asking that to tisk
34:30 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> yes u give pong
34:34 <+anotherirc3r> i didn't see him at all yesterday
34:35 <+nate> LOLOLLOL
34:40 <prom> [10:14] <Blitzkrieg> When you kissed Jen
34:48 <prom> [10:28] <Blitzkrieg> Chris
34:53 <prom> [10:28] <Blitzkrieg> Did you like the taste of my cum mate? :)
34:56 <DoC> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
35:02 <+nate> jen makes proms life worth while
35:03 <prom> <Blitzkrieg> How was my cum mate ?? :)
35:10 <+anotherirc3r> charming
35:16 <prom> <tisk> i dont know ive never slept with women so im not the one thats tasted ya cum mate u tasted ya cum your own cum u fucken faggot
35:22 <Blitzkrieg> You retarded junkie
35:33 <Blitzkrieg> He pasted the pm log
35:33 <prom> why dont you leave him alone you fat despo loser
35:37 <prom> and stop talking shit
35:41 <prom> leave tisk alone
35:47 <prom> you weak fat loser
35:48 <Blitzkrieg> Who's ya mrs fucking tonight?
35:49 <Blitzkrieg> :)
35:50 <+nate> tisky is here?;l
35:51 <prom> nobody
35:54 <Blitzkrieg> Bullshit
35:55 <prom> she's at her mates place
35:58 <prom> watching movies
36:03 <Blitzkrieg> Prossys don't take weekends off
36:05 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
36:05 <prom> i saw her today you idiot
36:09 <prom> seeing her again tuesday
36:11 <Blitzkrieg> She tells you that
36:14 <prom> she come stay mine for a week
36:16 <Blitzkrieg> So you don't rage
36:20 <prom> i know what she does Blitzkrieg lol
36:27 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong go clubbing next week
36:33 <prom> jen don't want your cock no more fatty
36:38 <+nate> Madonna - Vogue
36:45 <prom> you should leave tisk alone
36:50 <prom> we know you fucked gauci pig
36:54 <prom> get over it ok
36:58 <prom> its nothing to brag about
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37:21 Join: prom ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
37:21 Mode: (by Herb_Deen) +v prom
37:23 Part: prom ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks (Removed by Blitzkrieg: Fuckwit)
37:25 Join: prom ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
37:25 Mode: (by Herb_Deen) +v prom
37:31 <prom> Blitzkrieg stop removing people
37:34 <+nate> take him to the prom!
37:38 <prom> learn the rules or fuck off
37:44 <Blitzkrieg> Fine
37:45 <prom> not like any of us want you here anyways LOL
37:52 <prom> jen is pollocks cunt
37:53 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong cousin want to go clubbing next friday he take out pong
37:54 <prom> get over it
37:54 Mode: (by Blitzkrieg) +b prom!*@*
38:08 <+nate> yeah pong she hot?:)
38:09 <+anotherirc3r> i'm no one's
38:18 <+nate> ohh its a he
38:22 <+nate> wing man pong
38:24 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> he guy
38:24 Mode: (by Blitzkrieg) -v prom
38:32 Kick: prom was kicked by thestig (thestig)
38:36 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong go retro lounge
38:37 <thestig> TAG TEAM
38:41 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
38:50 Mode: (by Blitzkrieg) +m
39:41 Mode: (by [[[[[pong]]]]]) +l 800
39:47 Mode: (by [[[[[pong]]]]]) -b prom!*@*
39:55 Mode: (by [[[[[pong]]]]]) -m
40:02 Mode: (by Blitzkrieg) -o [[[[[pong]]]]]
40:02 Mode: (by Herb_Deen) -o Blitzkrieg
40:04 <thestig> WHAT PONG DO
40:10 <thestig> steven
40:17 <thestig> u fix it?
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40:20 Mode: (by Herb_Deen) +v prom
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40:31 Mode: (by Herb_Deen) +v posthyoid
40:42 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
40:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u pong not op
41:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y
41:06 <prom> pong you want to party?
41:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yess
41:30 Mode: (by thestig) +o prom
41:36 Quit: stevenn ([email protected]) Quit:
41:36 Quit: Herb_Deen ([email protected]) Quit:
42:54 <+prom> hahaha StrykerX
42:57 <+prom> hide away faggot
43:03 <+prom> you are exactly like pollock
43:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> does pollock go clubbing
43:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who want go clubbing next week pong boogie
44:28 <+prom> yes
44:29 <+prom> pong
44:31 Mode: (by thestig) +o [[[[[pong]]]]]
44:56 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong allowed to go next week
45:19 <thestig> NO PONG GROUNDED
45:29 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> no grandma said
45:33 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> even mavis said
45:37 <+prom> lol
45:38 <+anotherirc3r> lol
45:41 <+prom> pong grounded
45:44 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
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51:59 <+nate> Rob Zombie - Meet The Creeper
52:00 <smashmouse> yay
52:04 <thestig> hi bq
52:08 <smashmouse> sweet homo alabama is on
52:10 <smashmouse> !!!
52:16 <amelia> aloha wot up
52:26 Mode: (by nate) +o amelia
52:38 <thestig> not much how is u
52:39 Join: Serenity ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
52:46 Part: Serenity ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks
52:54 <amelia> i haf headache
53:00 <thestig> aww not good
53:18 <+nate> amelia u need to ride some pong to get rid of that!
53:22 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> no one in here want to meet or go clubbing
53:39 <+nate> pong where do u live babe!
53:41 <amelia> pong is shit
53:49 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
53:52 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong not
53:59 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> preston
54:07 <+nate> nice area?
55:05 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> yes
55:18 <+nate> Pussy Liquor-Rob Zombie
56:09 <thestig> lollll
56:10 <smashmouse> did u know nate
56:19 <smashmouse> that strawberry ice cream is made from blood
56:22 <smashmouse> !!
56:45 <+nate> nup do u wanna make some?
57:01 <+nate> we will be on the hunt for chicks on der rags
57:10 <smashmouse> yay
57:23 <+prom> smashmouse what you doing?
58:23 <amelia> isn't prom carrotsboyfriend
58:31 <+nate> PUsSy LIcKah!
58:41 <smashmouse> eatin ice cream
58:45 <+prom> im not
58:47 <smashmouse> like a sinner
58:51 <+nate> Do iT QuIcker!
59:09 <+prom> amelia i here for pong
59:36 <amelia> is it to make your carrot  jealous
59:58 <+prom> yes
00:38 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> yess pongg
00:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> SIX WEEKS
00:52 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl in here seem to like pong
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01:15 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> roflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ mrwuf
01:36 * prom slaps mrwuf around a bit with a large trout
01:46 Kick: mrwuf was kicked by prom (prom)
01:53 <+prom> it serenity hiding
02:01 <+prom> mrwuf aint on
02:15 <+anotherirc3r> why would Serenity want to come here?
02:18 <+prom> to spy
02:23 <smashmouse> lol
02:26 <amelia> she doesn't need to
02:26 <+prom> ive been pming her
02:31 <amelia> she has pollock as her spy
02:33 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> probably heard that there were good fantasy stories in here
02:34 <+prom> and saying shit
02:38 <smashmouse> can u imagine how stinky serenity would b in bed
02:39 <+prom> nah pollock isnt her spy
02:42 <smashmouse> n the sex
02:44 <smashmouse> yuk
02:48 <+prom> he might like her but he's not her spy
02:50 <amelia> yes he is
02:56 <+prom> he's not
02:59 <amelia> yes he is
03:00 <+prom> or he would be in her room
03:13 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> pollock say pong is cute
03:23 <+prom> pong cute
04:06 <+anotherirc3r> i've been asked to ask you lot if you have a pic of Skip ('mentalson')?
04:34 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> anotherirc3r is trying to line up her next root
04:41 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> is this true jennifer???
04:42 <+prom> yes
04:49 <+prom> there are pics of him jen
04:57 <+prom> why do you want?
05:09 <+anotherirc3r> everyone else has seen them
05:16 <+prom> someone has it
05:18 <+prom> thestig prob
05:23 <+prom> SoupNazi has
05:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> <LishsUnemployedLoserHusband> Im bisexual
06:01 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> pollock try and seduce pong
06:02 <+prom> is he online now?
06:07 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> thats him
06:14 <+prom> lol i cant go in there doctor pedo banned me
06:47 <smashmouse> <@[[[[[pong]]]]]> pollock try and seduce pong
06:48 <smashmouse> :(
07:12 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> yes pong like candy to pollock
08:24 <smashmouse> hahaha
08:53 <smashmouse> batman try take mr mourse to jail
08:55 <smashmouse> :~
10:09 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong bored
10:29 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> go park and collect dog poo in old ice bream container
11:40 <+prom> hey slinky j
11:44 <+prom> u wanking?
13:04 <smashmouse> so what have u brought to shark tank today slinky
13:05 <smashmouse> ums
13:15 <smashmouse> i haz brought a lil shark for ur shark tank room yep
13:25 <smashmouse> i sell u for one millions doller
13:30 <smashmouse> do we haf a deal sharks?
13:33 <smashmouse> GET OUT!
13:36 <smashmouse> wot how rude
13:39 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> can pong wear adutly nappy clubbing??
13:47 * smashmouse is serious business man
13:47 <+prom> yes
13:49 <+prom> he can
13:56 <smashmouse> only if u poop
14:13 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong will
14:21 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong always do plops
14:51 <smashmouse> woooooo
16:18 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> taco not like hee
16:23 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> here
16:24 <smashmouse> lol
17:08 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> y ppl in melbourne hate pong 4
18:31 <smashmouse> because you are perfect
18:53 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> gransma say pong special
19:17 <+anotherirc3r> sure are
19:29 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesss
19:34 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong want to marry
20:38 <smashmouse> marry nice serbian woman
20:44 <smashmouse> no they violent
21:26 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> they beat pong like gransma
21:26 <+prom> melbourne are losers pong
21:28 <+prom> all losers
21:32 <+prom> taco also loser boy
24:17 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> * [[[[[pong]]]]] humps Dugnuts
24:17 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> <Dugnuts> please go away crazy person
24:17 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y u say pong crazy
24:41 <+nate> pong good choice
24:42 <+nate> :d~
25:40 <+nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwfpBVmrC2g
25:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rob Zombie - I'm Your BoogieMan (Jan 30, 2007) Time: 4:21 - Category: Music - 620,614 views - 2,945 likes (98%), 61 dislikes (2%)
26:28 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong want melbounre long neck who buy
26:52 <+nate> does long neck mean penis?
26:58 <+nate> PENIS!
27:02 <+nate> PEEEENIS!
27:06 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> u want size up
27:21 <+nate> im your boogie MARn
27:28 <+nate> dats what i is
27:35 * nate pix and flix
27:52 <smashmouse> do uno how nice it is to have ice cold can of pepso
27:56 * [[[[[pong]]]]] flicks some chedder cheese foreskin snot at nate
27:58 <smashmouse> well do ya punk
28:14 <amelia> fuck off pong
28:29 <smashmouse> oi we love pong!
28:38 <+nate> pong message amelia 4 a good time
28:42 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> u want some amelia pong pick some fresh for u
29:03 <amelia> no i want you dead
29:08 <+nate> u will have to fly amelia to melbourne shes worth it
29:12 <amelia> and i also want a burrito
29:13 <smashmouse> i like ace ventura
29:13 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> we should tongue kiss amelia
29:20 <smashmouse> be jim carey ran out of funny
29:23 <amelia> freakin hate jom carey
29:30 <amelia> JoM
29:33 <+nate> our love is never 2 soon
29:43 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> amelia u tonggue kiss pongs chedder foreskin
29:48 <amelia> fly me to greece
29:55 <+nate> pong have u never washed it
29:59 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
30:04 Quit: BlackDevil ([email protected]) Quit:
30:13 <thestig> pong you ment to say pong says no
30:22 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> it smell like coon or crackerbarrel
31:17 Quit: tisk ([email protected]) Quit:
33:39 <smashmouse> greece
33:41 <smashmouse> all the yum food
33:50 <smashmouse> and plenty of disgusting simba relatives
34:01 <smashmouse> crackerbarrel YUM
34:14 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> who in here does blood pooes
34:41 Join: Vaudism ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
36:24 <+prom> Vaudism hello
36:44 <+prom> amelia what are you listening to?
37:34 <amelia> BaCoN PaNCaKeS
37:50 <smashmouse> dont ruin it
37:54 <smashmouse> fk
37:56 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong listen to flock of seaguls
38:17 <amelia> dont ruin it
38:22 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfzEMUlOQpw
38:24 <amelia> i beg your pardon
38:26 Kick: Vaudism was kicked by prom (kids pics posted ;))
38:33 Join: Osskkaarr ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
38:33 Join: Vaudism ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
38:33 Mode: (by frosty) +o Osskkaarr
38:41 Nick: Osskkaarr is now known as grubs
38:46 Nick: grubs is now known as Osskkaarr
38:52 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> amelia can u send pong ur dirty undies pong pay u
38:55 Nick: Osskkaarr is now known as grubs
39:03 <+anotherirc3r> who is Vaudism?
39:11 <+prom> one of serenitys spies
39:15 Mode: (by prom) +b *!*@201.144.B82E49.CC1AD6
39:15 <amelia> bwahahahahahah how do adventure time even come up wif these songs
39:20 Kick: Vaudism was kicked by prom (kids pics)
39:21 Nick: grubs is now known as Osskkaarr
39:29 <smashmouse> eazy
39:33 <smashmouse> ezy dvd
39:37 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjGwR4olGD4
39:40 <+prom> smashmouse do you use ezy dvd?
39:42 <+anotherirc3r> why does she care what happens here?
39:44 <smashmouse> nuh
39:49 <smashmouse> i illegally download
39:50 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl at bus stop say pong have bad breath
39:51 <smashmouse> wooooooooo
40:04 <+prom> anotherirc3r she cares because ive been annyoing her
40:13 <amelia> this will always be my fave
40:14 <+prom> she is paranoid and a loser
40:15 <amelia> https://youtu.be/O6yx8LZJFbY
40:16 <+nate> this is the most exciting channel on austnet
40:16 <+anotherirc3r> something new and different for you prom
40:21 <+anotherirc3r> 'annoying' someone
40:22 <+nate> it has jen
40:24 <+prom> she wants to be included
40:30 <+prom> but she will never be allowed
41:01 <Osskkaarr> lollllllllllllll @ prom
41:34 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
42:35 <smashmouse> ye baby finn
43:18 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLqSODxRoZM
44:37 <amelia> i remember bein freaked out when i watched that ep
45:09 <smashmouse> woooooooooooooooo
45:10 <smashmouse> ye
45:19 <smashmouse> adventure time was freaky when i first saw it
45:28 <smashmouse> regular show was hella freaky
45:32 <smashmouse> still kinda is
46:45 Join: stevenn ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
47:30 Join: tisk ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
47:31 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o tisk
48:04 <+Emma> gay
48:51 Mode: (by nate) +o stevenn
49:27 <tisk> bored sober straight
49:35 <tisk> just ate
50:05 <+prom> tisk what did you eat?
50:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> THATS A BEAT YOU CAN DANCE TO!
50:12 <+Emma> a dick?
50:13 <stevenn> MEAT
50:14 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> WUCKA WUCKA WUCKA
50:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> WORKS PRETTY GOOD
50:32 <tisk> lol
50:39 <tisk> thats the ways she goes
51:08 <tisk> lost money on pokes thats the way she goes
51:23 <+Emma> no
51:30 <+prom> lol
51:30 <tisk> k
51:34 <+prom> tisk I told you to stop it!
51:34 <Osskkaarr> I gotta ask you Chris.. did you like being a faggot when you had your 'kiss' ? afterall.. you tasted another mans load.
51:57 <amelia> Pollock is mad chris got further than him
51:58 <+prom> Osskkaarr wouldn't that also apply to you?
52:02 <+Emma> hmmmmmmmm Osskkaarr have you kissed it yet?
52:11 <+Emma> if so you have also tasted another mans load.
52:12 <+prom> or have you just agreed now that you have not got where tisk has
52:14 <+prom> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
52:17 <+prom> ownd himself
52:32 <Osskkaarr> amelia still has that sandpaper rubbing faster on her box.
52:51 <smashmouse> define irony
52:51 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9ygaj8eSls
52:52 <amelia> gotta have somethin rubbing it
52:57 <smashmouse> steven buscemi
53:00 <smashmouse> hehehe
53:04 <+Emma> lollllll
53:05 <smashmouse> man con air was SO GOOD
53:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
53:13 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Osskkaarr 1-0 everyone else
53:36 <+prom> LOL
53:47 <Osskkaarr> Anything will do yeah amelia?
53:55 <+prom> <tisk> i dont know ive never slept with women so im not the one thats tasted ya cum mate u tasted ya cum your own cum u fucken faggot
54:17 <amelia> Pollock will always be at the bottom of the food chain
54:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> amelia wishes she had a nice smooth box like anotherirc3r
54:33 Join: kahili ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
54:41 <stevenn> loooooooooool
54:46 <+prom> amelia has a nice box
54:49 <tisk> cant we all just get along
54:50 <+prom> she keep it fresh
54:51 <+prom> and clean
54:58 <+Emma> hahahah
54:58 <+prom> jens pussy is hairy
55:05 <+Emma> thrashed
55:06 <Osskkaarr> Better than where you're at amelia.. looking for that little crumb around the bin.
55:20 <amelia> fuck you're a loser
55:27 <Osskkaarr> Projection.
55:28 <tisk> no shit
55:30 <amelia> AHAHAH
55:30 <stevenn> ahahhahha
55:44 <tisk> stop picking on ppl
55:49 <tisk> its waste of time
55:50 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
55:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> amelia SHUT DOWN
55:58 <+prom> HAHAHA
56:00 <+prom> Projection.
56:02 <amelia> lil puppy dog following jen around n getting nowhere
56:03 <+prom> he still says it LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
56:17 <+nate> for tisk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-nd1nQgOr8
56:22 <amelia> jus hearing about all her experiences with everyone except you
56:30 <Osskkaarr> You got no idea amelia :)
56:32 <+prom> lollllllllllllllll
56:39 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Osskkaarr and jen have fucked
56:45 <amelia> oh sorry have you knocked her up
56:58 <amelia> jeezus please do not pass your genes on
56:58 <stevenn> loooooooooool
57:06 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> then she went and fucked tisk
57:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
57:12 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> and back to darren again
57:18 <+prom> lollllll
57:19 <+anotherirc3r> um, no
57:21 <+nate> Mx_Brettingham_Trump is soo jealous
57:30 <stevenn> bretts man isnt petting out
57:34 <stevenn> putting
57:36 <+prom> he's jealous because he want's carrot top
57:37 <Osskkaarr> amelia HaViN a MelTdoWn aT HeR BesT oN IRC oN a SatURdaY NiGhT
57:40 <+prom> and Swervin has her
58:05 <stevenn> haahah
58:06 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> yeah where is she
58:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> wheres the pic?
58:38 <smashmouse> oskar shut the fuck up u fgt
58:40 <+prom> it's right here
58:46 <+anotherirc3r> i agree. where's the pic?
58:47 <smashmouse> stop tryin 2 b cool
58:52 <amelia> pollock; meltdown king
58:52 <+Emma> loll
58:55 <smashmouse> you short fat fuck
59:03 <+prom> lol
59:06 <+prom> he is a midget
59:08 <smashmouse> i bet you wear socks up to your knees
59:10 <smashmouse> and fkn sandles
59:15 <Osskkaarr> ShiTWoOd, I can say whatever I like and there's nothing you can do about it. :)
59:15 <smashmouse> sandals
59:15 <+prom> he wears shit clothes
59:17 <+prom> jen said
59:19 <smashmouse> yer
59:26 <amelia> they are childrens size socks but still go up to his knees
59:28 <+prom> Osskkaarr that's right irc is your only outlet
59:34 <+prom> it's all you have Osskkaarr
59:37 <Osskkaarr> Projection.
59:40 <smashmouse> she the one that said hes short and fat
59:41 <stevenn> haha
59:43 <+prom> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
59:47 Mode: (by prom) +b *!*@97bf7f3e.dynamic.hinet.net
59:51 <smashmouse> oskar is garlen green from con air
59:52 Kick: kahili was kicked by prom (no)
59:57 <stevenn> ?
00:03 <+prom> its a spy
00:07 Join: Shagalupagus ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
00:07 <smashmouse> SPY
00:09 <stevenn> who cares
00:10 <stevenn> haahh
00:14 <+prom> lots of spies
00:21 <+prom> Shagalupagus also spy
00:23 <stevenn> let em see
00:32 <+prom> active users are what you should want stevenn
00:33 <stevenn> they are here for the
00:34 <+Emma> what will they do?
00:35 <+prom> not a bunch of bots
00:37 <stevenn> phreak show
00:40 <amelia> prom is paranoid as fuck
00:46 <+prom> im not paranoid its the truth
00:55 <stevenn> yeh i do think its true
00:58 <amelia> ChanOP is a spy
00:59 <Shagalupagus> Pfft..
00:59 <stevenn> but why not let them watch ?
01:02 <+prom> bunch of people just sitting there
01:04 <+prom> fucking lame
01:09 <+Emma> we all sit here
01:12 <amelia> wot are they spying on tho
01:12 <+Emma> think about it
01:13 <+prom> we speak though
01:14 <amelia> who cares
01:20 <+Emma> no we type
01:22 <+prom> amelia they spy for their own self and others
01:26 <+nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N6O0xI3A2o
01:26 <stevenn> haha
01:27 <+prom> over in ASD and #melb chan
01:30 <stevenn> well lets talk about them
01:31 <amelia> let them see it all
01:31 <+prom> they never speak
01:35 <stevenn> so they got something to spy for
01:41 <+nate> ohh spy blackdevil isnt here
01:43 <+prom> whats the point of coming online to just lurk
01:50 <stevenn> hahaha
01:54 <+prom> yeh blackdevil is another one
01:59 <+prom> dumb pedo faggot he is
02:07 <+prom> doesn't even live in australia
02:08 <+nate> spying on proms romance novels
02:13 <stevenn> hahahaa
02:14 <amelia> FoB
02:15 <+prom> he was wanking over it
02:15 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> ^pHANTOM^ is another one trying to bone carrot top
02:17 <smashmouse> when a girl misscarry
02:18 <+prom> yes
02:21 <+prom> ^pHANTOM^ is another loser
02:22 <smashmouse> if ur licken her pussy out
02:27 <smashmouse> it come out on ur face
02:28 <stevenn> he has been in there
02:28 <smashmouse> yuck
02:31 <stevenn> he got a quick dip
02:32 <+prom> its good smashmouse
02:32 <amelia> wow
02:33 <smashmouse> can u imagine
02:33 <+prom> i like it
02:35 <amelia> jus wow
02:40 <smashmouse> sudden it in ur mouth
02:42 <+prom> yes
02:44 <+prom> its good
02:45 <smashmouse> a foetus
02:50 <+prom> yes
02:50 <+Emma> when a girl miss carries she gets her period
02:52 <+prom> done it
02:53 <smashmouse> i would spit it out on her
02:56 <+prom> nah i ate it
03:12 <smashmouse> yuk
03:20 <smashmouse> sometimes they do it in the toilet
03:20 <+Emma> If she is longer then 13 weeks she will have to give birth.
03:23 <smashmouse> n dun even know
03:28 <+prom> nah Emma
03:30 <+Emma> Nothing is going to go in your mouth
03:35 <smashmouse> nothin?
03:38 <smashmouse> r u sure!
03:41 <+prom> 100%
03:55 <+Emma> she wont let you go down there if she is cramping
03:56 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHHA
04:00 <smashmouse> DONT U DARE SASS ME
04:01 <+prom> she will
04:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> blood tastes good
04:10 <stevenn> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
04:21 <smashmouse> its just when i think bout goin down on a chick
04:21 <stevenn> 'just a quick taste'
04:27 <+prom> crows will win
04:29 <smashmouse> i have this image of two dogs lickin assholes
04:34 <smashmouse> and how gross that is
04:38 <smashmouse> i am not a animal!
04:42 <+Emma> normal females wouldnt fuck or let somene go down on em if they cramping
04:43 <smashmouse> i am a human mouse
04:45 <+prom> yes you are
04:48 <+Emma> it always means one thing
04:50 <+prom> Emma nah
04:53 <+prom> its good
04:59 <+prom> all my gfs let me
05:04 <+prom> some shower some dont
05:09 <+prom> its only period blood
05:16 <smashmouse> in movie last nite woman did poo giving birth in pool
05:17 <smashmouse> so yuk
05:21 <+prom> lol
05:21 <smashmouse> n another scooped it out
05:23 <+prom> what movie was this?
05:30 <amelia> apparently it common to poop during birth
05:36 <+Emma> hahaaaa
05:39 <amelia> cos you pushing soso hard
05:40 <+Emma> your pushing
05:49 <smashmouse> u shouldnt eat b4 hand
05:50 <smashmouse> lol
05:55 <+Emma> dont matter
06:00 <+prom> smashmouse what movie was this?
06:01 <stevenn> hahaa
06:06 <stevenn> kid comes out ontop of a turb
06:08 <smashmouse> well u wont poo if there isnt any poo in there
06:10 <stevenn> turd
06:15 <smashmouse> some shit movie with j lo
06:16 <stevenn> 'it's keeping him warm'
06:17 <smashmouse> ON TOP
06:18 <smashmouse> HAHAHAHA
06:25 <+prom> fuck yes
06:25 <amelia> i fink if you push hard enough maybe poop still come outs
06:27 <+prom> cowboys in!
06:37 <smashmouse> and the dad can call the kid a piece of shit whenever it goofs up
06:41 <stevenn> ah well
06:41 <+Emma> you can get something to help you not poop
06:44 <amelia> ahahahaha
06:45 <stevenn> multi-tasking
06:50 <+Emma> but it gives you gastro afterwards
06:50 <stevenn> killed 2 birds with one stone
06:54 <smashmouse> ye a football up ur butt
06:59 <+prom> Emma what you and steven_ eat tonight?
07:01 <amelia> this is why the thought of pregnancy is terrifying
07:04 <+Emma> nothing yet
07:09 <smashmouse> its horrible isnt it amelia
07:12 <+prom> amelia you do not want children?
07:13 <smashmouse> and worse if ur bf is a leb
07:15 <smashmouse> or a greek
07:17 <+prom> lol
07:20 <stevenn> so terrifying some mothers have 10 kids
07:22 <smashmouse> or some yuck kinda wop cunt
07:31 <+prom> amelia no kids for you hun?
07:39 <stevenn> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
07:41 <amelia> call me selfish but i am not willing to possibly poop on a hospital bed so a lil mofo can live
07:42 <+Emma> its got nothing to do with the poop
07:46 <+Emma> its all the pain
07:56 <+Emma> id rather poo then have the pain
08:02 <amelia> yah and the pain
08:05 <amelia> fuck that
08:08 <stevenn> what if it was a big poo
08:13 <amelia> AHAHAHA
08:18 <+Emma> well your a the hospital
08:23 <+Emma> let them clean up after you
08:26 <stevenn> they will break it up
08:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> its part of the fee
08:31 <+Emma> they see it everyday
08:51 <+Emma> nothing new to them
08:54 <amelia> plus all the changes in your body
08:54 <+Emma> maybe to you
08:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> get an epidural dont feel shit
08:56 <amelia> in and out
09:05 <+Emma> Mx_Brettingham_Trump not all can get that
09:12 <+Emma> or drugs
09:15 <smashmouse> amelia and it could ruin ur body
09:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> why not?
09:20 <smashmouse> give u stretch marks
09:20 <+Emma> some have to do it hard
09:23 <smashmouse> ruin ur smoo
09:29 <amelia> my nani
09:37 <smashmouse> even ur bum hole could end up needin to see a psychologist
09:39 <amelia> stretched like bretts anoos
09:45 <+Emma> the lenght of the labour is a game changer
10:07 <amelia> speaking or ruining your body
10:10 <amelia> i want nandos
10:23 <thestig> yum
10:38 <+Emma> hmmm
10:39 <amelia> i hate going inside for it
10:47 <+Emma> lazyyy
10:47 <amelia> tuart hill is only drivethru one i know
10:55 Quit: prom ([email protected]) Z-Lined
11:01 <+Emma> haha
11:02 <Osskkaarr> About time.
11:05 <+anotherirc3r> hahaha
11:17 <+Emma> we might go to alfreds
11:20 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> when anotherirc3r goes into labour, Osskkaarr, tisk, StrykerX, loopy, dugnuts will all be standing around to seee who it looks like
11:22 <smashmouse> i miss prom
11:24 <amelia> ALFREDS
11:27 <+Emma> but thinking it might be too cold
11:27 <smashmouse> shut up oskar
11:30 <smashmouse> dont make comments
11:34 <Osskkaarr> Make me.
11:37 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWjcwyRSBPw
11:40 <amelia> tis raining plenty
11:47 <smashmouse> u make me want to push ur fat short dead body into a river
11:51 <+anotherirc3r> hilarious Brett
11:52 <smashmouse> weighed down wit rocks
11:53 <+Emma> hmmmmmm so no fire :(
11:59 * Osskkaarr yawns
12:11 <+Emma> now its pouring downnnnnn
12:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma what did/will you have for dinner?
13:17 Join: drizzle ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
14:08 <drizzle> amelia we eat nandos
14:39 <amelia> or you can jus drop it off at ma front door
14:47 <amelia> don't get anything spicy
15:07 <smashmouse> amelia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzFMmb86FvY
15:17 <smashmouse> get chips, cheese n gravy like me
15:19 <smashmouse> i win
15:22 <Osskkaarr> drizzle == paedo
15:26 <amelia> and dont be stingy, a girls gotta eat
15:29 <Osskkaarr> aka plivent
15:35 <amelia> is drizzle kuniva
15:38 <drizzle> nah its me
15:47 <drizzle> Osskkaarr everyone knows who I am idiot lol
16:19 <+Emma> hahaaaaaaaaa
16:40 <amelia> bwahahahah smashmouse
16:45 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +b *!*@3ff7262c.bigpond.net.au
16:45 Kick: drizzle was kicked by Osskkaarr (Well then - You can leave now https://imgflip.com/i/qvxvp)
16:49 <amelia> I'M A PEACOCK YOU GOTTA LET ME FLY
17:00 <thestig> ok marky mark
17:20 <+Emma> hmmm where else to go?
17:26 <smashmouse> and then id bang your tuna girlfriend!
18:06 <+nate> http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120819073756/avp/images/b/b9/DICK.jpg
18:07 <amelia> i like eva mendez in that movie
18:14 <amelia> how hes such a jerk to her
18:19 <smashmouse> and we now have a taste for lion, we've talked to ourselves, we've communicated and said you know what, lion tastes good.
18:23 <smashmouse> hahahaha
18:32 <amelia> and marky mark is gobsmacked
18:43 Mode: (by stevenn) -bbb *!*@3ff7262c.bigpond.net.au *!*@97bf7f3e.dynamic.hinet.net *!*@201.144.B82E49.CC1AD6
18:50 <+Emma> hmmmmmmmmmmm
19:03 <amelia> go that basq place emma
19:07 <amelia> its yummmmy
19:27 Join: drizzle ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
19:29 <+Emma> not tonight
19:30 <drizzle> Osskkaarr
19:33 <drizzle> calm down son
19:41 <+Emma> he is calm
19:51 <+Emma> he is just playing with you
19:53 <drizzle> he is calm as a pussy
19:57 <drizzle> he isnt
19:59 Mode: (by nate) +vv drizzle Shagalupagus
20:02 <+Emma> he wants to play with your penissssssssssss
20:08 <drizzle> well he wants to get some cock
20:17 <drizzle> because he had no action from jen
20:24 <drizzle> but tisk got a kiss and darren some pussy
20:29 <drizzle> maybe asshole too
20:39 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma and steven_ cant afford to eat out until they get enough nerdhacks.net clicks, so about once every two years
20:45 <drizzle> lol
20:51 <Osskkaarr> lollllllllllllllllllllllll Brett
20:55 <+Emma> Mx_Brettingham_Trump i dont need that money Mx_Brettingham_Trump
20:56 <drizzle> kfc is the highlight of their eating
21:01 <+Emma> hahaaaaaaaa
21:22 <stevenn> enough clicks to buy the channel a meal for mcdonalds
21:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> they get the 24 nuggets for $10 and dip away
21:31 <smashmouse> how can u lol at anyone oskar
21:32 <+Emma> well not for Mx_Brettingham_Trump
21:34 <amelia> chicken nuggets pls
21:38 <smashmouse> can we see a short fat pic of u
21:39 <smashmouse> ?
21:46 <drizzle> lol
21:52 <stevenn> brett is jelous he is in goverment housing
21:53 <smashmouse> anotherirc3r have u got a pic of oskar he thinks u have deleted?
21:55 <drizzle> Osskkaarr is gutless
21:57 <stevenn> pretending he has a flash house
21:59 <drizzle> he also wont show himself
22:01 <stevenn> but no photos
22:02 <smashmouse> i bet if she has any he will pm her not to share
22:06 <drizzle> because he is a midget version of darren
22:08 <smashmouse> the little cunt
22:09 <drizzle> he looks like chucky
22:13 <stevenn> but he is a ranga
22:23 <+anotherirc3r> nope, no pics
22:28 <Osskkaarr> smashmouse, You want a picture of me dont you.. you wanna jerkoff over me.. mmmm do it baby ooo yeah :)~
22:31 <+anotherirc3r> i never got any
22:32 <+Emma> there are pics
22:39 <amelia> jeezus
22:43 <drizzle> when picard comes on invite him someone
22:47 <+Emma> there is footage
22:47 <drizzle> I have something for him
23:02 <amelia> can you never say "mmm do it baby ooo yeah" ever again
23:09 <+Emma> haha
23:11 <amelia> ever.
23:14 <+Emma> soooo hotttttttt
23:24 <drizzle> lol
23:27 <drizzle> fuck amelia
23:31 <drizzle> feeling a bit sick hey after that
23:35 <smashmouse> say that more
23:39 <smashmouse> ohhh amelia OHHHHHHH
23:42 <smashmouse> oo yeeesshhh
23:44 <smashmouse> ahahahahaha
23:49 <smashmouse> O FK!
23:51 <smashmouse> ~ ~
24:10 <amelia> jeezus
24:15 <drizzle> lol
24:22 <drizzle> amelia has beautiful feet
24:22 <Osskkaarr> amelia hangs on every word I say. mmm such a turn on baby! oooo yeah mmmm gets me all wet mmm :)~
24:34 <amelia> you get wet?
24:36 <drizzle> pollock you wish you had amelias feet right now in your hands
24:38 <drizzle> i do
24:38 <stevenn> looooooooooooooool
24:39 <amelia> you have a pussy?
25:20 <Osskkaarr> Hang on everyday I say
25:27 <Osskkaarr> every word
25:31 <amelia> everyday i say
25:33 <amelia> ahahahahahahahhahaha
25:38 <amelia> you're a mess
25:42 <amelia> jus calm down
25:45 <Osskkaarr> Yeah.. typo mate.
25:49 <amelia> control your meltdowns
25:52 <Osskkaarr> lol
25:54 <stevenn> haaha
26:01 <drizzle> lol
26:04 <drizzle> Projection.
26:07 <drizzle> fuck broncos home
26:15 <drizzle> cant keep up to cowboys
26:27 <smashmouse> oskar sit on a spoon n eat ur poo pies
26:45 <Osskkaarr> amelia licks her dogs water bowl.
26:46 Mode: (by stevenn) +o drizzle
26:54 <amelia> ...
26:56 <amelia> dork
27:41 <Osskkaarr> What's next amelia ?
28:20 <Osskkaarr> I'm such a bad guy and all.. yet.. you love giving me all this attention, hang on every word I say.. oo yeah.. show me your feelings baby.
28:37 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> amelia wants to fuck Osskkaarr
28:39 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> loololllllllllllllll
28:41 <amelia> next i manipulate you for 6 whole weeks
28:50 <stevenn> now jen and amelia are going to start fighting
28:58 <amelia> nuh
29:03 <amelia> cos jen don't want him
29:11 <+Emma> haha
29:14 <amelia> no need for her to fight
29:15 <stevenn> well you can share him
29:48 <stevenn> im going
29:55 <+drizzle> Osskkaarr you are boring
29:57 <+drizzle> and useless
29:59 <amelia> to get me nandos?
30:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
36:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> steven_ Emma was thestig wearing his lotus hat last night?
38:22 <smashmouse> oskar stop goin on with the same shit she told u to shut up about like half an hour ago
38:54 <+drizzle> he's a loser man, none of us e ven like the poor midget faggot
40:09 Quit: Shagalupagus ([email protected]) Connection closed
41:00 <smashmouse> you cant ride two horses with one ass
41:59 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> drizzle did u know thestig went to emma and steven_'s house last night?
42:12 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> they spoke about irc
42:45 <+nate> im down to get the friction on
43:09 <+drizzle> no I did not know this
43:13 <+drizzle> how do you know Mx_Brettingham_Trump?
43:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> because thestig stig confirmed that Emma is a monster
45:45 Join: ameels ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
45:45 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o ameels
46:13 <+drizzle> thestig
48:36 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by ameels)
48:53 Nick: ameels is now known as amelia
49:39 Join: Betsy ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
50:14 <+anotherirc3r> btw meels, you can have drizzle
50:19 <+anotherirc3r> enjoy
51:02 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> he wants you though anotherirc3r
52:06 <amelia> fanks for allowing me to have him
52:06 <amelia> but I'ma need to pass on that
52:50 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> drizzle has chosen anotherirc3r over amelia
53:07 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> amelia can have Osskkaarr
53:22 <amelia> its a sad day :(
53:37 <amelia> pollock is disposable, i do not want him
53:53 <+drizzle> amelia is mine
54:08 <+anotherirc3r> oh, good lol
54:10 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> what about gauci
54:12 <+anotherirc3r> sorry meels.. all yours
54:20 <+nate> ORGY!
54:56 <+drizzle> she's mine too
56:24 <+anotherirc3r> no
56:35 <+anotherirc3r> you can have meels
56:37 <+anotherirc3r> (sorry meels)
56:42 <+drizzle> meels?
57:04 <+nate> how they having her?
57:12 <+nate> with a side of fries
57:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> nate
57:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> spit roasted
57:20 <+nate> a big t bone steak
57:27 <+nate> ohh spit on
57:31 <+nate> sick!
58:10 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> like two pigs on a spit at christmas time
58:11 <+drizzle> side of fries is myself and amelia
58:13 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllll
58:13 <+drizzle> eating seafood
06:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> <Warren1984> The good thing about being a strange/weird person is I have the backing/support of my Psychiatrist
09:31 <+drizzle> hahahahahahah
11:35 <smashmouse> -oh haha
11:38 <smashmouse> ma gosh
11:51 <smashmouse> i wana lay back down n i notice rat is on cushion under my top
11:52 <smashmouse> AW
11:58 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> anotherirc3r chasing mentalson cock
12:16 <+anotherirc3r> nup
12:23 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> what do you want him for then?
13:11 <amelia> my friend is back
13:11 <amelia> ** Query with boredasfuk
13:12 <amelia> (boredasfuk) hey how r ya ??
13:28 <+anotherirc3r> just wondering where he went
13:38 <+anotherirc3r> seems like an interesting person
13:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
13:57 <amelia> (boredasfuk) I HOPE U FUCKEN GET RAPED OR FUCKEN MURDERED AND I
13:57 <+nate> love interest!
13:57 <amelia> (boredasfuk) HOPE
14:14 <+anotherirc3r> lol
14:22 <+anotherirc3r> what a charming person
14:27 <amelia> (boredasfuk) U FUCKEN SUFFER THE REST OF UR FUCKEED UP LIFE UNTIL
14:27 <amelia> ahah
14:27 <amelia> sounds like a pollock meltdown
14:44 <amelia> he went on for a while
14:44 <amelia> ahahah
15:12 <+anotherirc3r> why does he love you so much?
17:38 <Osskkaarr> For someone who hates me.. you sure talk about me a lot amelia.
17:59 <amelia> this was ma fave part
18:09 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) EOF from client
21:25 <+drizzle> its pollock
22:36 <stevenn> fuck
25:08 <+Emma> me
25:16 <smashmouse> u said that earlier oskar
25:22 <smashmouse> broken record much
25:25 Nick: Osskkaarr is now known as Osskkaarrr
25:42 Nick: Osskkaarrr is now known as Osskkaarr
25:52 <smashmouse> oskar is now known as loser
26:06 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Osskkaarr i got your back bro
26:34 <Osskkaarr> smashmouse, When's your next meltdown ?
26:45 <+Emma> lolll
27:55 <Osskkaarr> Yeah.. I am a loser cause you said so.
28:08 <Osskkaarr> Keep it comin shiTwoOd.
29:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> anotherirc3r how long did it take Osskkaarr to cum?
29:25 <+Emma> lolll
29:44 <+anotherirc3r> wtf? lol
29:52 <+anotherirc3r> you idiot. i told you before we didn't have sex
30:10 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> but you lie all the time so that means nothing
30:10 <+nate> just oral sex? snaaapoo!
30:17 <+anotherirc3r> nate, no
30:25 * nate blows in Mx_Brettingham_Trumps cocopops
30:36 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> they went back to her house for a root, made up some stupid story about the car breaking down
30:46 <+nate> that sounds sexy
30:52 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Osskkaarr only lasted two minutes
30:58 <+Emma> did ya get naked?
30:59 <+anotherirc3r> yes, i lie all the time. right
31:28 <+Emma> or just lift the dress for a quickie?
31:50 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> gauci cream pie
32:03 <+nate> i lie when im caught hanging out with Mx_Brettingham_Trump
32:17 <+nate> i say naah hes not my friend
32:18 <+nate> :D~
35:14 Nick: Osskkaarr is now known as grubs
37:07 <stevenn> -Link- 199 [email protected] Never
37:25 <+Emma> whattttt?
37:51 <thestig> hi emma
38:00 <+Emma> Hi
38:25 <thestig> im gona call u ems from now on
38:36 <+Emma> all good
38:48 <+Emma> it could be worse
39:03 <thestig> yeh that brett is an asshole
39:14 <thestig> he has changed
39:39 <+Emma> haha
40:16 <stevenn> hhaah
40:27 <grubs> For those that think/keep saying that anotherirc3r and me had a root.. we haven't and no blowies either... understand ?
40:41 <+Emma> Im sure some do and some dont.
40:46 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> <------ happiest on irc
40:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lololollololllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
40:56 <+Emma> No
41:01 <+Emma> your a grumpy old man
42:20 <+Emma> its so boring tonightttttt
42:25 <smashmouse> we know grubs
42:26 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> whatever you say Emma pig
42:29 <thestig> what about a kiss
42:33 <smashmouse> we know she wouldnt even root u
43:11 <+Emma> Mx_Brettingham_Trump you really need to stick to one or the other.
43:16 <+Emma> Am i a pig or a monster?
44:11 <thestig> brett we still waiting for your pic
44:42 <+Emma> yes
44:43 <grubs> 211.144.* == .cn
44:57 <thestig> china!
44:59 <+Emma> still waiting
45:01 <thestig> china number 2
45:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> thestick said u were a monster so i will stick with that
45:40 <+anotherirc3r> pretty sure he said she wasn't
45:41 <thestig> she is no monster!
45:53 <thestig> brett made it up
45:58 <+Emma> haha its ok
46:33 <thestig> no need to be ok i never said it lol
46:44 <thestig> brett show us your pic
46:46 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
46:46 Mode: (by grubs) +o amelia
47:13 <+Emma> i dont beleive what they say anyway
47:21 <+Emma> http://prntscr.com/8fgoff
48:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> what was the purpose of this visit last night?
48:37 <amelia> emma show me pic of you
48:38 <+Emma> to come see the monster
48:53 <+Emma> i walk out and said Hi im a monster
48:55 <amelia> i dont want to see green panties
49:17 <+Emma> haha
49:27 <+Emma> nooooo green panitess
49:47 <+Emma> i dont wwear panties
49:53 <amelia> show me this instant
49:58 <+Emma> let it all hang freeeeeeeeeeee
50:00 <+Emma> hahaha
50:19 <+Emma> i dont have it anymore
50:19 <grubs> What happened.. did stig come see steven last night Emma.. and you went out to the xbox area and said "Hi im a monster" just liek you do on IRC ?
50:37 <+Emma> grubs noone was talking to you.
50:51 <amelia> you don't have a pic of you anymore?
51:03 <grubs> Everyone talks about me.. so i'll have a say whenever I feel like it.
51:14 <amelia> shut the fuck up lil attention seeker
51:17 <amelia> go stalk someone
51:19 <+Emma> grubs to me your last weeks news
51:22 <grubs> Projection.
51:26 <+Emma> its all over now
51:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> grubs is allowed to speak
51:31 <amelia> PRoJeCTioN
51:39 <+Emma> your problem lies with other people.
52:07 <grubs> And here you are having ago.. what's your problem?
52:14 <+Emma> me having a go?
52:23 <amelia> prepare for the meltdown
52:38 <+Emma> You would know if im having ago'\
52:42 <+Emma> but im not
52:45 <+Emma> immmmmmmm happppppyyyyy
52:49 <grubs> amelia is rocking back and forth in her chair.
53:02 <+Emma> amelia will be the next one over
53:08 <+Emma> she can rock with me
53:10 <+Emma> haha
53:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
53:17 <amelia> thats wot i said about you pollock, loser
53:21 <+Emma> we gon have a irc partyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
53:21 <amelia> pulling your hair out
53:24 <smashmouse> A MODEL IDIOT
53:29 <amelia> we can make cuppycakes
53:30 <smashmouse> this movie sux
53:34 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> imagine Emma and amelia together gossiping about irc
53:35 <smashmouse> cupcakes suck
53:39 <smashmouse> so do muffins
53:44 <+Emma> noooooooo we wouldnt gossip about you guys
53:49 <amelia> i will ice them because i am better at icing than Emma
53:57 <+Emma> hahaaa
53:58 <amelia> muffins are cuppycakes without the icing
54:04 <+Emma> nooooooo
54:08 <amelia> hence, theybare subpar
54:18 <smashmouse> oh my gosh i didnt know paris hilton had a cameo in zoolander
54:43 <smashmouse> and wow billy zane is hot
54:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma and amelia can make a photo together and hold up a sign 'hello brett, number #1 sexy on irc'
54:54 <+Emma> noo
55:07 <+Emma> we can not lie
55:12 <amelia> #1 gayfuck carrot top tossa
55:16 Kick: Mx_Brettingham_Trump was kicked by thestig (carrot cupcake)
55:16 Join: Mx_Brettingham_Trump ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
55:18 <+Emma> Thats better
55:22 <amelia> ahajahahahahahaahahahaah
55:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
55:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> "hi bretty from #1 and #2 monster"
55:53 <+Emma> yes
55:56 <grubs> HAHAHA
56:00 <amelia> shotgun being #1 monster
56:01 <+Emma> but you would be wanking to it everynight
56:08 <+Emma> so we still win
56:16 <+Emma> monster signs or not
56:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> take a pic of steven_ and i might wank to it
56:47 <+nate> i wish i may, i wish i might, have oskars throbbing cock tonight and i dont care how
57:00 <+Emma> http://prntscr.com/8fgrt5
57:04 <+Emma> Mx_Brettingham_Trump is that you?
57:11 <amelia> don't act like you don't watch him live and jerk off
57:22 Mode: (by nate) +vv Betsy Mx_Brettingham_Trump
57:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> projection
57:29 <+Emma> yea you can see him whenever you like
59:03 <stevenn> loooooooooool
00:00 <+Emma> turn the camera off!
00:18 <amelia> if steven twerked on it
00:20 <amelia> I'd watch
00:23 <stevenn> looooooooool
00:25 <amelia> until then, ah
00:27 <amelia> nah*
00:32 <+Emma> get twerking steven
00:37 <stevenn> if u are watching now im picking my nose
00:41 <stevenn> and eating it
00:44 <amelia> you gotta earn dis view
00:51 <+drizzle> <@grubs> For those that think/keep saying that anotherirc3r and me had a root.. we haven't and no blowies either... understand ?
00:56 <amelia> instead of alfreds you eat snot
01:09 <+Emma> alfreds was pcked
01:17 <+Emma> it would havee taken 3 hours to get food out
01:19 <amelia> oh you went
01:21 <+Emma> screw thatttttttt
01:30 <+Emma> we went to bassendean
01:36 <+nate> LOLOLOL
01:52 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> they went to morley sizzler
01:56 <+Emma> no
02:01 <+drizzle> lol
02:03 <+Emma> we went there a few weeks ago
02:04 <+drizzle> pollock got rejected
02:09 <amelia> visit Serenity
02:12 <+Emma> is not good at all
02:22 <+Emma> i dont even know who that is
02:32 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit:
02:45 <+Emma> we did see someone
03:04 <+Emma> who spoke to anyone who would speak back
03:09 <amelia> you been zafferanos
03:22 <thestig> stevenn says u are offline
03:26 <+Emma> never heard of it
03:40 <amelia> alfee must see the booger eating!
03:44 <amelia> its on de river
03:52 <thestig> lol
03:55 <amelia> yummy food
04:05 <stevenn> ghaag
04:07 <stevenn> yeh
04:11 <stevenn> computer is doing updates
04:21 <stevenn> again
04:21 <+Emma> my compter is slowwww
04:31 <thestig> turn updates off lol
04:34 <amelia> http://www.zafferano.com.au/
04:37 <+Emma> nooooooo
04:41 <+Emma> i never turn it off
04:46 <thestig> they dont do anything
04:55 <thestig> if updates were anygood you wouldnt need antivirus
05:21 <stevenn> haah
05:24 <+drizzle> steven_ uses windows
05:25 <+drizzle> LOL
05:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> the hardest graft ive ever done is to do me hair
05:30 <+drizzle> i dont use anti virus
05:39 <+Emma> scottty?
05:39 <stevenn> is that an insult?
05:41 <stevenn> using windows
05:52 <+drizzle> amelia I will take you there
06:37 <grubs> drizzle/plivent/esuterik, You're not wanted nor liked in any form by her.. your 'change' in attitude will not get you anywhere.. you lose fat pig :)
06:45 <grubs> looollllllllllllllllllllll
06:50 Quit: grubs ([email protected]) Quit:
06:58 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> told
07:05 <+Emma> haha
07:12 <amelia> he has a point
07:22 <+drizzle> lol
07:26 <+drizzle> he's skitzing it
07:44 <+drizzle> he's angry that jen is no longer his
08:09 <+nate> he might turn bi sexual soon atleast increase his chances alittle
08:23 <+Emma> hahaa
08:31 <+Emma> who is she getting on with now?
08:31 <+drizzle> he might
08:38 <+drizzle> mentalson and warren
08:49 <+Emma> who ever they are
08:55 <+Emma> i hope they get to poke it
09:12 <+drizzle> mentalson is a cracked jew
09:27 <+drizzle> david p. mendelsohn
09:31 <+drizzle> jewish from sydney
09:40 <+drizzle> complete nutcase and former drug addict
09:46 <+Emma> haha
09:49 <+drizzle> weak stuff though like prescription meds
09:52 <+Emma> she seems to have a type
10:03 <+drizzle> ive sort of met him
10:04 <+Emma> she knows what she wants
10:12 <+drizzle> he wanted to buy ice off me
10:18 <+drizzle> when he was living in ashfield motor inn
10:45 <+Emma> did you sell him the drugs?
11:44 <+drizzle> no
11:48 <+drizzle> he wouldnt open his door
11:55 <+Emma> the indians have blocked off the road, having a party wooooooo. Im thinking i should have my own party.
11:58 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> im coming over to Emma and steven_'s for a GS marathon
12:03 <amelia> http://m.imgur.com/0v6fB5F
12:13 <amelia> sleeeeepy dawg
12:14 <+drizzle> what is GS?
12:24 <+Emma> geordie shore
12:26 <+drizzle> LOL
12:28 <+drizzle> wtf
12:48 <+Emma> yes 20th october it returns
12:51 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> and if steven_ dont like it then he can fook off like, fookin bell end
12:53 <+drizzle> fuck me
13:00 <+drizzle> wtf
13:07 <+drizzle> no wonder i say the stuff i do about you Emma
13:17 <+Emma> about me?
13:21 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inewQlKuAeQ
13:23 <smashmouse> hahahahaha
13:43 <+Emma> Mx_Brettingham_Trump loves it
14:00 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> it is pathetic
14:11 <+Emma> you love it
14:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump>  but i still watch it
14:16 <stevenn> who cares what you say about anyone
14:22 <+Emma> you think you are like scotty t
14:22 <stevenn> look in the mirror
14:23 <+Emma> hahahaha
14:34 <+Emma> get all the girls
14:38 <+Emma> thats a lie
14:43 <+Emma> you hot
14:46 <+Emma> thats a lie
14:52 <+Emma> he isnt that hot anyway
15:07 <+drizzle> yes Emma
15:18 <+Emma> have you seen him?
15:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> hes not hot, hes just happy like me
15:27 <+Emma> Mx_Brettingham_Trump posts photos of him all thet ime
15:30 <+drizzle> no I havn;t
15:34 <+drizzle> I don't watch shit
15:39 <+drizzle> and I do get all the girls
15:57 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> stop tryin to fookin mug me off
17:13 <+Emma> haha
17:52 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i should have a degree in pulling women
18:16 <+Emma> you cant even pull your cock
18:20 <+Emma> how can you pull women
19:19 <amelia> on irc
19:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i would never kiss anyone without a six pack
19:40 <+drizzle> Mx_Brettingham_Trump you should find jen
19:43 <+drizzle> she is up for you
19:52 <+drizzle> a 6 pack?
19:54 <+drizzle> are you gay?
20:08 <+Emma> im fit im flirty and i got double f's
20:11 <+drizzle> fuck I knew you were a fucking faggot
20:12 <+drizzle> fuck
20:14 <stevenn> hahahaahahaha
20:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:31 <stevenn> you didnt know brett like ladyboys?
20:40 <+Emma> I am all natural real boobs real hair.
20:42 <stevenn> what planet are you frm
20:51 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> they are the geordie shore intros
20:57 <+Emma> he dont mind a good dicking does he
21:01 <amelia> is geordie shore the one wif charlotte
21:14 Mode: (by stevenn) +o Mx_Brettingham_Trump
21:18 <+drizzle> I didnt know 100% he was a faggot
21:20 <+drizzle> but I thought so
21:23 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> yeah thats charlotte
21:28 <stevenn> mate
21:52 <amelia> shes bangin
22:03 <+Emma> who charlotte?
22:05 <amelia> but dirty as fuck
22:07 <+Emma> haha
22:16 <amelia> yah she fineeee
22:27 <+Emma> ruining herself slowly
22:32 <+Emma> too much work getting done
22:49 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bgZLm8SMDs
22:55 <amelia> is she all fake now
23:03 <+Emma> they all are
23:23 <amelia> http://www.mtv.co.uk/sites/default/files/styles/image-w-1050-h-1050-scale/public/gallery/large/geordie_shore_-_instagram_-_10375743_1492676840964829_344697598_n.jpg?itok=op5dzpJV
23:27 <amelia> cutie
23:32 <+Emma> geordie shore is over after this
24:33 <amelia> jeezus she got chub
24:36 <amelia> http://i1.liverpoolecho.co.uk/incoming/article8393375.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/JS53954950.jpg
25:35 Join: ashleighxtrinity ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
26:25 <+Emma> hi ashleighxtrinity
26:38 <ashleighxtrinity> hai Emma
26:47 <+Emma> you speakkkk
26:48 <+Emma> WOW
27:03 <+drizzle> hello
27:05 <+drizzle> its ashleighxtrinity
27:13 <+Emma> who is that?
27:14 <ashleighxtrinity> i do
27:16 <ashleighxtrinity> hi drizzle
27:17 <+drizzle> she's one of the spies
27:23 <ashleighxtrinity> SHHHH >.>
27:24 <+drizzle> melbourne chan loser
27:24 <smashmouse> In the United States, since the film was released on September 28, 2001 (about two weeks after the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center), Stiller made the executive decision to digitally remove any backgrounds that originally contained the Twin Towers in the background skyline. Stiller defended his decision to erase images of New York's World Trade Center Towers from the film, saying he
27:24 <smashmouse> did what he thought was appropriate at the time.[
27:28 <+Emma> you can spy in here
27:53 <+Emma> we have alot of gossip
27:58 <+Emma> would you like to hear some?
28:02 <ashleighxtrinity> sure
28:05 <ashleighxtrinity> gossip away
28:14 * ashleighxtrinity sets up oculus rift
28:20 <amelia> FLaM
28:29 <+Emma> well drizzle has just found out that Mx_Brettingham_Trump is a bender.
28:47 <+Emma> he had a feeling he was
28:50 <ashleighxtrinity> what are all those things
29:01 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
29:05 <+Emma> what is a bender?
29:08 <+Emma> really!
29:18 <+Emma> Mx_Brettingham_Trump what is a bender?
29:24 <ashleighxtrinity> i've heard of bender from futurama, and bender as in 'go ON a bender'
29:26 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> you said it
29:30 <ashleighxtrinity> but not the kind of bender you can BE
29:44 <+Emma> well what do you do for your boyfriend when having anal sex?
29:56 <ashleighxtrinity> right.
29:59 <+Emma> do you BEND or just stay flat?
30:12 <+drizzle> lol
30:19 <amelia> brett lays on his back on edge of bend wif knews pulled to his chest
30:22 <ashleighxtrinity> i say "thanks for the anal -- Oh." and then I remember I don't have a boyfriend
30:24 <+Emma> And you all say age has nothing to do with the way we express ourselves!!!
30:25 <amelia> bed*
30:30 <amelia> knees*
30:40 <amelia> i give up on using phone
31:17 <+Emma> welll you could have a gf
31:30 <+Emma> i dont know if your male or female
31:52 <ashleighxtrinity> i am a cybernetic organism, living tissue over metal endoskeleton
32:09 <amelia> k u weird
32:10 <ashleighxtrinity> but with tits
32:18 <+Emma> you need to leave the house more often
32:25 <amelia> #64 normal
32:27 <+Emma> make some friends outside your computer
32:40 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> where's gauci gone?
32:52 <+Emma> she went to have a 3sum
32:59 <amelia> ask Pollock
32:59 <ashleighxtrinity> i like my internet friends
33:02 <ashleighxtrinity> they don't ask much
33:02 <+Emma> she will be back soon when she needs a new cock
33:04 <ashleighxtrinity> just nudes
33:09 <+Emma> haha
33:11 <+Emma> do you send?
33:19 <ashleighxtrinity> only sometimes
33:22 <+Emma> thats good
33:30 <+Emma> do they send back?
33:41 <+drizzle> ashleighxtrinity is mine
33:45 <+Emma> haha
33:47 <+drizzle> she has beautiful feet
33:49 <ashleighxtrinity> only sometimes
33:51 <+Emma> drizzle would like nudes
33:58 <+Emma> send away
34:05 <+Emma> just post inhere
34:10 <+Emma> we would also like to look
34:21 <+drizzle> ill send you some nudes
34:21 <amelia> she looks normal
34:32 <+Emma> have you seen her?
34:35 <+drizzle> yes
34:38 <+drizzle> she is not too bad
34:40 <+Emma> id like to see what normal looks like
34:41 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> everybody's absolutely mortal
34:41 <amelia> yah blondie
34:42 <+drizzle> not my type
34:44 <+drizzle> but she is ok
34:52 <+Emma> well
34:54 <+Emma> i have not
35:00 <+Emma> so send away
35:09 <+drizzle> she's much better than you Emma
35:12 <amelia> Emma where is yours
35:13 <+Emma> i bet
35:13 <+drizzle> so don't worry
35:19 <+Emma> anyone is better then me
35:24 <+drizzle> not gauci
35:29 <+drizzle> you are better than gauci
35:30 <amelia> not that rating girls is nice
35:32 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
35:32 Mode: (by frosty) +o anotherirc3r
35:36 <+drizzle> hey jen
35:38 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> jennifer
35:39 <+drizzle> pollock is gone
35:40 <amelia> but I'd take emma over trinity
35:43 <+Emma> ashleighxtrinity
35:47 <+drizzle> pollock will be back soon
35:48 <+Emma> can you send me a photo
35:50 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> jen want a quick root before the footy?
35:50 <+drizzle> but there is no point
35:55 <+drizzle> as he is hiding
35:59 <+drizzle> under his loser bots
35:59 <+Emma> send us all a photo
36:16 <amelia> show yours emma
36:20 <+Emma> i have
36:28 <+Emma> i was called a monster :(
36:35 <ashleighxtrinity> my photos have done the rounds, if you cant find them you don't know how to look for them
36:41 <amelia> yah but a diff one
36:41 <+Emma> haha
36:42 <+drizzle> thats true ashleighxtrinity
36:47 <+drizzle> don't worry Emma is fucked
36:52 <anotherirc3r> drizzle, so?
36:57 <+drizzle> ok
36:57 <+Emma> am not!
37:03 <anotherirc3r> i'm not his keeper
37:10 <+drizzle> tell him that then jen
37:15 <+drizzle> he thinks he owns you
37:28 <+drizzle> time to post picards pic
37:44 <anotherirc3r> well, he doesn't
37:56 <+drizzle> he does
38:03 <+drizzle> when you are gone he talks so much about you
38:11 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svgei_sbudk
38:13 <smashmouse> awww
38:27 <anotherirc3r> when did he then?
38:44 <+Emma> when you left
38:57 <thestig> non stop
38:57 <anotherirc3r> what did he say?
39:12 <thestig> would it matter
39:36 <+Emma> something about you 2 fucking
39:46 <+drizzle> bring picard in
39:55 <thestig> I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.
39:55 <thestig> Ooh, the more I get of you
39:55 <thestig> The stranger it feels, yeah
40:03 <thestig> yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
40:08 <amelia> on the gray?
40:09 <+Emma> the fuck
40:11 <anotherirc3r> Emma, really?
40:18 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> kickin off
40:21 <thestig> i duno amelia
40:23 <amelia> is that the real lyrics
40:26 <thestig> yeh
40:27 Mode: (by nate) +o ashleighxtrinity
40:29 <amelia> I thought it was on tr grave
40:32 <+Emma> i did try and find it
40:33 <amelia> on the grave
40:35 <ashleighxtrinity> othx nate
41:03 <thestig> i checked 2 sites it is grey :/
41:04 <+nate> :P
41:09 <+nate> grey hair?
41:36 <amelia> WOTDAHEX
42:17 <thestig> i better listen to jack black sing it
42:21 <+Emma> whattttt
42:33 <thestig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCZOeKiwRgs
43:30 <+drizzle> bring picard in
43:48 <+Emma> amelia needs to do that
43:51 <+Emma> he loves her
43:56 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> really?
43:59 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> how come?
44:08 <amelia> he hates me
44:14 <+Emma> oh haha
44:31 <+Emma> ashleighxtrinity
44:35 <+Emma> you bring him in
44:45 <+Emma> your hot it will work
44:56 <amelia> do it
45:12 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> picard is on irc for teen pussy, not all the old hags in here
45:19 <+Emma> hahaa
45:26 <+Emma> well im 18
45:34 <amelia> ashleigh is young i think
45:40 <amelia> she can do this
45:45 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> show me ashleighxtrinity's pic
46:01 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> invite him amelia and Emma
46:15 <amelia> shutdafuxup
46:22 <+drizzle> amelia
46:24 <+drizzle> bring him in
46:32 <+drizzle> Emma you are not 18
46:35 <+drizzle> but you can tell him
46:35 <amelia> shutdafuxup
46:38 <ashleighxtrinity> brb
46:51 <+drizzle> if he isn't in here I cannot post his pic
46:55 <+Emma> i dont know how to invite people
47:06 <+Emma> i 26 :(
47:25 <ashleighxtrinity> /invite <nick> <channel>
47:29 <anotherirc3r> what a shame. you can't post his pic
47:41 Quit: ashleighxtrinity ([email protected]) EOF from client
47:43 <amelia> i dun wanna see his big fat pink face
47:55 <+Emma> is he really pink?
48:02 <+drizzle> yes he is
48:03 <+Emma> Like patrick off spongebob?
48:03 <amelia> i believe so
48:05 <+drizzle> yes
48:08 <+Emma> haha
48:12 <+drizzle> ill post it as soon as he comes in
48:12 <amelia> perfect example actually
48:14 <+Emma> well rounded?
48:19 <amelia> fat as
48:21 <+Emma> in all areas
48:26 <+drizzle> yep
48:28 <+drizzle> full fat
48:31 <+drizzle> he looks like darren
48:36 <+drizzle> cept he's better looking
48:37 <+Emma> its ok to be fat
48:37 <+drizzle> slightly
48:40 <stevenn> dont invite plz
48:42 <+drizzle> no its not Emma
48:43 <stevenn> lwaxana crys
48:48 <+drizzle> she isn't online
48:57 <stevenn> ignore my last request
49:07 <+drizzle> and she doesn't care
49:10 <+Emma> its ok to be fat. Some people like fat
49:15 <+drizzle> its part of irc to invite ppl
49:27 <stevenn> she thinks is spamming
49:31 <+drizzle> its not
49:31 Join: ashleighxtrinity ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
49:33 <stevenn> THE OLD CUNT
49:34 <+Emma> she eats spam
49:40 <+Emma> spam in a can
49:40 Mode: (by drizzle) +o ashleighxtrinity
50:35 <+Emma> man i shouldnt have slept earlier :(
50:44 <stevenn> https://pics.byteturtle.eu/screen_cecb2ea2b840f855100adae5e39153c5.png
50:54 <stevenn> where is grubs?
51:03 <+Emma> he raged
51:05 <+Emma> then quit
51:14 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> grubs has gone to fuck a high school girl
51:20 <+Emma> why does it keep changing?
51:35 <+Emma> no grubs has gone to find a boy, he wants his dad to be proud.
51:55 <thestig> stevenn that looks good
52:01 <thestig> put a bitcoin logo on it :p
52:02 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> no it doesnt
52:05 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> it looks shit
52:07 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lets be honest
52:11 <thestig> FUCK U CARROT
52:14 <+Emma> lezzzzzzzbehonestttttttt
52:31 <thestig> lol
52:34 <+Emma> put a few carrots init
52:39 <stevenn> https://pics.byteturtle.eu/screen_3c0e1ba71dfbcb485ad1c6d8bf88069a.png
52:43 Join: loopydog ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
52:54 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> make the nerdhacks.net orange
53:06 <ashleighxtrinity> make the nerdhacks.net white
53:11 <ashleighxtrinity> to go with the white background
53:16 <stevenn> lol
53:25 <+Emma> why does it keep changing?
53:50 <stevenn> its being modified as we speak
53:57 <+Emma> not to any of those
54:04 <+Emma> meh
54:20 <+Emma> let him do as he pleases
54:37 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> modified by who?
54:43 <loopydog> hey amelia
54:46 <stevenn> some german guy
54:47 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i hope u arent paying for that lolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll]
54:52 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> hahaha loopydog go get her son
54:57 <stevenn> <byteturtle> https://pics.byteturtle.eu/screen_3c0e1ba71dfbcb485ad1c6d8bf88069a.png
54:57 <stevenn> <steven> can you add some carrots onto it ?
54:57 <stevenn> <steven> make the nerdhacks.net orange
54:57 <stevenn> <byteturtle> the last one?
54:57 <stevenn> <steven> yeh
54:57 <stevenn> <steven> and add some carrots
55:15 <stevenn> he must think im a retard
55:16 <stevenn> hahahaha
55:16 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> make the nerdhacks writing outof carrots
55:17 <+Emma> hahaaaaa
55:21 <+Emma> yes!
55:22 <amelia> sup loopy
55:30 <+Emma> amelia when will you meet loopydog?
55:36 <loopydog> tired
55:37 <stevenn> meat
55:39 <loopydog> headache
55:41 <loopydog> u
55:50 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> amelia will prolly take anotherirc3r's sloppy seconds on loopy
55:56 <amelia> I'm too nervous
55:58 <+Emma> get in first amelia
56:00 <amelia> i gots headache too
56:08 <amelia> loopy is highly sought after
56:13 <amelia> i am not good enough
56:18 <+Emma> did he tell you that?
56:26 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> anotherirc3r sends him lollies, this is what you have to compete wif
56:34 <amelia> yah he said i was a dumb bitch cword
56:35 <amelia> :(
56:43 <+Emma> whattttttttttt
56:46 <+Emma> loopydog
56:56 <+Emma> you need to get in
57:01 <loopydog> sure did i told her str8
57:01 <+Emma> be nice u cunt
57:11 <loopydog> dumb bitch
57:11 <amelia> ahahahaha
57:21 <amelia> i will slit your throat
57:34 <loopydog> i'll help u
57:36 <+Emma> i will help
57:40 <+Emma> you kill loopydog
57:41 <amelia> hahahha
57:46 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> loopydog what lollies did she send you?
57:46 <+Emma> i know where he lives
57:48 <loopydog> butter knife
57:53 <loopydog> get into it
57:56 <+Emma> fuck the knife
57:58 <amelia> Emma you are the new jen
58:01 <amelia> you've met steven
58:02 <+Emma> noooooooo
58:03 <amelia> loopy
58:05 <amelia> and now
58:08 <amelia> thestig
58:15 <stevenn> and loopydog
58:15 <amelia> i am onto you
58:21 <amelia> yah i said loopy
58:26 <stevenn> fuck up
58:28 <amelia> have another cone steven
58:28 <stevenn> and loopydog
58:29 <+Emma> hahaaaaaa
58:42 <+Emma> what can i say im popular
58:45 <+Emma> well my vag is
58:46 <+Emma> hahaha
58:47 <stevenn> and she spoke to slinky j on cam
58:48 <amelia> ahahahahaha
58:50 <stevenn> like he was saying
58:55 <stevenn> NOTHING SPECIAL
58:55 <amelia> and slinky too
59:01 <amelia> thats 4
59:03 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> would you have a foursome? Emma steven_ amelia loopydog
59:16 <stevenn> who are you asking?
59:21 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> everyone
59:22 <stevenn> because i wouldnt be in that
59:28 <amelia> if you remove emma steven and loopy
59:30 <+Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll bullshit
59:31 <amelia> then I'd be keen
59:33 <+Emma> haha
59:36 <stevenn> bullshit?
59:39 <+nate> Mx_Brettingham_Trump has a stiffie, everyone pile on
59:58 <loopydog> if u remove emma and amelia
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