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00:04:43 Quit: tisk ([email protected]) Excess flood
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00:04:55 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o tisk
00:17:01 <smashmouse> in teh future we wont need chix n we can all b happy n bum eachother!
00:17:11 <smashmouse> ima have like 2 kids
00:17:22 <smashmouse> Shit One and Shit One Two
00:21:24 <CheongPark> tisk
00:21:25 <CheongPark> fuck off cunt
00:22:35 <nate> im sure CheongPark wants to have bongs with u tisk ;D
00:22:47 <CheongPark> i want to fuck his cat then him
00:23:02 <nate> peace pipe first ;L
00:23:29 <CheongPark> lol
00:23:29 <nate> Nite HOTTAHS
00:23:33 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> CheongPark wants to dance with tisk
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00:54:13 <tisk> https://youtu.be/DpiAYyTqtSQ
00:54:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: bring em this the that techno (Aug 19, 2015) Time: 2:31 - Category: Music - 3 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
00:55:21 <CheongPark> sounds like shit
00:56:22 <tisk> hi
00:56:27 <tisk> u wanta cuddle
00:56:41 <tisk> there there
00:56:52 <tisk> why not
00:56:59 <tisk> spoil sport
00:57:09 <CheongPark> im not gay
00:57:15 <tisk> good
00:57:18 <CheongPark> you on the other hand tisk are a worry
00:57:22 <tisk> no
00:57:29 <tisk> i love women
00:57:47 <CheongPark> you love men
00:57:51 <tisk> bullshit
00:57:54 <tisk> u do cunt
00:58:02 Mode: (by thestig) +oo CheongPark unspellable
00:58:13 Kick: CheongPark was kicked by tisk (no)
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01:14:38 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +b *!*@6ac308f8.bigpond.net.au
01:14:38 Kick: CheongPark was kicked by Osskkaarr (P.S. This doesn't mean we can't be friends)
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02:08:18 Quit: smashmouse ([email protected]) Quit: wtf is wrong with you? Pokemon isn't meant for children. It is only for real and strong men who want to be the very best like no one ever was! Retards...
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02:36:11 <BlackDevil> welcome back
02:44:30 Nick: teddy is now known as ted-afk
03:15:03 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@6ac308f8.bigpond.net.au
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13:16:07 Topic Is: [16:02] <@nate> i'd rather bang stevens xbox its hotter
13:16:07 Set By: (Osskkaarr) on: Thu Aug 20 01:15:18 2015
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13:34:05 <tisk> lol
13:43:20 <Osskkaarr> looollllllllllllllllllllll @ tisk
13:43:33 <Osskkaarr> Chris, Did you get what you wanted ?
13:43:52 <Osskkaarr> Will you now get a job and quit drugs ?
13:46:05 * Osskkaarr has a bag full of LSD's
13:46:42 <Osskkaarr> I give them out for free once a week.
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14:03:36 <thestig1> weitd how it dcs but im still conected to my pc with my phone
14:03:46 Quit: thestig ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
14:04:17 <thestig1> blackdevil austnet needs an upgrade yoooo
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15:48:37 <thestig> so quiet
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15:58:11 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih4Hq2P9vR8
15:58:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ZZ TOP- LA GRANGE (Aug 5, 2010) Time: 3:54 - Category: Music - 2,203,517 views - 5,234 likes (98.6%), dislikes (1.4%)
16:06:05 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rre0sFHlfBc
16:06:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Iggy Azalea - Change Your Life (Explicit) ft. T.I. (Sep 8, 2013) Time: 3:40 - Category: Music - 56,045,307 views - 283,542 likes (94.2%), 17,392 dislikes (5.8%)
16:06:10 <nate> DANCE!
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16:16:50 Mode: (by StrykerX) +o Blitzkrieg
16:16:58 <nate> i remember a porn site called dougs nuts
16:17:09 <nate> he used to take a dog to the park and pick up girls
16:17:20 <nate> and fuck em on cam
16:17:25 <nate> classic :D
16:17:36 <Blitzkrieg> Did you take notes?
16:17:40 <Blitzkrieg> Looooooool
16:17:54 <nate> every time u mention nuts to dugnuts hes like what are those :D
16:18:18 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooooooooool
16:18:21 <nate> im like u wanna fuck all da uglies fuck nuts fuck nuts
16:18:33 * nate rolls around
16:18:53 <nate> so Blitzkrieg hows things :D
16:19:06 <Blitzkrieg> Pretty amazing
16:19:08 <Blitzkrieg> U?
16:19:18 <nate> yeah im pretty amzing :D
16:19:27 <nate> cross out the pretty bit
16:19:29 <nate> and amazing
16:19:30 <nate> :DS
16:19:36 <Blitzkrieg> Lool
16:19:37 <Blitzkrieg> Wut
16:19:39 <nate> u just feel healthy?
16:19:45 <nate> tight bunz?
16:19:51 <Blitzkrieg> I got an amazing sleep last night
16:20:01 <Blitzkrieg> Been on top of the world all day
16:20:02 <nate> ahh u had a super wank and fell asleep
16:20:07 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha no
16:20:13 <Blitzkrieg> Just a normal one sweetie
16:20:22 <nate> like 3 in a row is a super wank
16:20:30 <Blitzkrieg> Only 3?
16:20:30 <nate> u did it!
16:20:39 <nate> yeah i cant do more than 3
16:20:42 <nate> i have tried
16:20:44 <nate> lol
16:20:46 <Blitzkrieg> Lolll
16:20:55 <nate> it will have to do
16:21:01 <Blitzkrieg> Friction burn
16:21:13 <Blitzkrieg> Around 5th time
16:21:18 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNgcYGgtf8M
16:21:21 <nate> true :P
16:21:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Billy Ocean - Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car (Jan 18, 2013) Time: 4:36 - Category: Music - 2,636,248 views - 10,476 likes (97.1%), 309 dislikes (2.9%)
16:21:30 <nate> for Osskkaarr
16:21:41 <nate> GET INTO MY SPACK!
16:22:08 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
16:22:40 <Abortion> Get in t' mah belleh
16:22:50 <Blitzkrieg> Out of interest
16:23:05 <Blitzkrieg> Why is oskar deopd
16:23:15 <nate> cause hes naughty
16:23:18 <Blitzkrieg> Was he naughty
16:23:22 <Abortion> lol
16:23:22 <Blitzkrieg> Looooooooool
16:23:28 <nate> yeah he was eating rocks
16:23:31 <nate> chipped his teeth
16:23:40 <Blitzkrieg> Ouch
16:23:42 <nate> had to be deopped
16:24:34 <Blitzkrieg> He hasn't spoken all day
16:24:50 <Blitzkrieg> His hot date last night must've worn him out
16:25:02 <Abortion> Makes me think of a dog who "had to be put down"
16:25:06 <nate> Taylor Dayne - I'll Be Your Shelter
16:26:19 <Blitzkrieg> Smoko in the work car
16:26:24 <Blitzkrieg> Cause fuck the rules
16:27:38 <nate> call me anytime
16:27:51 * Blitzkrieg dials
16:29:24 * nate ;P :D :L get ya cock out Osskkaarr it needs air
16:33:19 <Blitzkrieg> Hometime
16:33:23 <Blitzkrieg> Yay!
16:35:01 <nate> Bobby Brown - Humpin' Around (With Intro)
16:38:32 <thestig1> nate i found a song for u
16:39:03 <nate> u better have
16:39:15 <nate> ;D~
16:40:12 <thestig1> https://youtu.be/3mAJU_ZKhEM
16:40:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Akinyele - Just Put It In My Mouth (Jun 11, 2007) Time: 3:24 - Category: Music - 4,679,662 views - 14,170 likes (94.8%), dislikes (5.2%)
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16:40:51 <nate> man its an annoying chick
16:40:51 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
16:40:57 <nate> its hurting me
16:41:03 <nate> waaaah!
16:41:06 <thestig> hey steven
16:41:10 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahaha
16:41:24 <thestig> lolll
16:41:46 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMOKlXfXn50
16:41:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blu Cantrell - Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops!) (Oct 25, 2009) Time: 3:41 - Category: Music - 11,276,500 views - 51,606 likes (98%), 1,072 dislikes (2%)
16:41:52 <nate> dis one not bad ;D
16:42:03 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
16:42:06 <steven_> wadddup
16:42:27 <thestig> not much waiting for the 4 pm shuffle
16:42:29 <nate> i was playing gta before steven ;l
16:42:32 <StrykerX> Holy fuck 4G is fast
16:42:37 <StrykerX> Did a speed test before
16:42:38 <StrykerX> 45mbps
16:42:42 <thestig> wow
16:42:57 <StrykerX> That's just on a mobile too
16:42:58 <thestig> nowonder watching streams us better on phone
16:43:03 <StrykerX> Yup
16:43:03 <thestig> is
16:43:20 <StrykerX> 45mbps down, 23mbps up
16:43:22 <nate> they want it 2 go fast so u can pay them :D
16:43:28 <StrykerX> Exactly nate
16:43:37 <StrykerX> Quicker you use your data.. More than can sting you for overuse
16:43:49 <thestig> the bastards
16:43:53 <steven_> any good nate?
16:44:06 <nate> nah i was just dick teasing steven :)
16:44:47 * nate flops on thestig
16:45:43 <nate> im playing cs with StrykerX
16:45:46 <nate> NORT
16:45:47 <nate> lol
16:45:59 * nate FLops again
16:46:47 <StrykerX> I was gonna say.. I'm not on it atm
16:50:09 <nate> games have be traded for sexual favours for many moons :D
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16:50:57 <nate> bbl sweethearts tell me about Osskkaarrs date when i get back :P
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17:13:35 <Abortion> You should expect to get up to 150mb, the problem is of course, contention. The whole purpose of faster mobile is not to give you the capacity to burn your quota quicker, but to allow for better time domain multiplexing. That is, serve your request and quickly move onto the next person
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17:49:32 <Abortion> A fair few of this guys toons seem to revolve around things that go into the vagina http://completelynormalpeople.com
17:49:53 <Abortion> Not hard to imagine what he is thinking about
17:50:13 <steven_> lol
18:02:15 <Abortion> http://completelynormalpeople.com/images/toons/46.png
18:02:47 <Abortion> Could twist that to mean, she pegged him
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18:12:09 <looooooooopydog> hi
18:12:28 <looooooooopydog> how r u
18:13:07 <EMMA> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
18:13:46 <looooooooopydog> hello
18:14:17 <looooooooopydog> emma
18:14:32 <steven_> gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
18:14:37 <steven_> 1 more dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
18:14:44 <steven_> my hand feels broken still
18:15:01 <looooooooopydog> 1 more day for ?
18:15:16 <steven_> the weekend bro
18:15:31 <looooooooopydog> yeh i slept in today
18:15:37 <looooooooopydog> didnt work
18:15:40 <looooooooopydog> :/
18:15:49 <looooooooopydog> oops
18:16:06 <steven_> i slept in the other day
18:16:20 <looooooooopydog> did u still go?
18:17:14 <EMMA> yep he did
18:17:29 <looooooooopydog> cool
18:17:36 <looooooooopydog> fuk em
18:17:43 <looooooooopydog> hope they fire me
18:18:01 <EMMA> haha'
18:18:16 <EMMA> then what will you do?
18:18:35 <looooooooopydog> get another job?
18:19:42 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mjNg20-JBg
18:19:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Straight Outta Compton - Sept 3 (Aug 17, 2015) Time: 0:31 - Category: Entertainment - 11,677 views - 30 likes (93.8%), 2 dislikes (6.3%)
18:19:53 <steven_> oops
18:19:56 <steven_> wrong link
18:19:58 <steven_> ahhhhhhhhhhhh
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18:20:53 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEI4qSrkPAs
18:20:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Weeknd - Can't Feel My Face (Jul 29, 2015) Time: 3:39 - Category: Music - 25,646,731 views - 288,151 likes (97.6%), 7,057 dislikes (2.4%)
18:21:19 Mode: (by steven_) +ooooooo damian EMMA grubs looooooooopydog Osskkaarr thestig tisk
18:21:25 Mode: (by steven_) +o rigglet
18:21:44 Mode: (by steven_) -s
18:22:25 <steven_> is this network dead today ?
18:22:36 <looooooooopydog> no
18:22:40 <steven_> ok
18:24:25 <EMMA> yep
18:24:39 <EMMA> its deadd
18:24:50 <looooooooopydog> im hungry
18:24:53 Quit: rigglet ([email protected]) Connection closed
18:24:54 <EMMA> hahaaaaa
18:24:58 <looooooooopydog> wots to eat
18:25:01 <EMMA> apples?
18:25:10 <looooooooopydog> yuk
18:25:18 <EMMA> No
18:25:23 <EMMA> they are great
18:25:27 <EMMA> or a banana
18:26:01 <looooooooopydog> yeh might have a banana
18:26:10 <EMMA> 1.99 a kilo
18:26:14 <EMMA> YOU BUY
18:26:19 <looooooooopydog> cbf'd gettin up
18:26:47 <EMMA> lazzzzzzzzzzzzy cunt
18:26:48 <looooooooopydog> damn it
18:27:00 <looooooooopydog> so lazy
18:27:02 <EMMA> steven how do i get to the other chat thinngyyyyyy?
18:27:14 <EMMA> see how much i know
18:27:22 <EMMA> i cant even join the other one :(
18:27:27 <StrykerX> Wow, argument free here
18:27:29 <StrykerX> Impressive
18:27:29 <EMMA> soooooooooo sad
18:27:40 <EMMA> StrykerX dont speak too soon
18:27:55 <EMMA> i suppose its been a week
18:28:36 <EMMA> who will be next?
18:28:42 <EMMA> Maybe looooooooopydog???????????????????
18:28:44 <looooooooopydog> fuk up steven
18:29:09 <EMMA> looooooooopydog cracked out
18:29:12 <EMMA> get him!'
18:30:36 <looooooooopydog> steven = DOGGG CUNT
18:30:37 <looooooooopydog> steven = DOGGG CUNT
18:30:37 Kick: looooooooopydog was kicked by bios (flood)
18:31:05 <StrykerX> lolol
18:31:08 <EMMA> hahaaaaaaaa
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18:32:22 <EMMA> can anyone hellp me??
18:32:25 <EMMA> someone
18:32:32 <StrykerX> With?
18:32:32 <looooooooopydog> your beyond help
18:32:37 <looooooooopydog> loser
18:32:46 <EMMA> to get to the other server
18:32:59 <looooooooopydog> yeah u type in /quit
18:33:03 <StrykerX> What client?
18:33:07 <EMMA> looooooooopydog ill smash you
18:33:14 <EMMA> i know where you liveeeeeeee.
18:33:21 <EMMA> the other nerdhacks thing
18:33:31 <StrykerX> mIRC?
18:33:33 <looooooooopydog> oh im so scared
18:33:37 <EMMA> yeah i think
18:33:44 <EMMA> you will be when i get ya
18:34:21 <EMMA> ill figure it out soon i hope
18:34:39 <StrykerX> /server -s irc.nerdhacks.net
18:34:49 <StrykerX> From memory.
18:35:55 <looooooooopydog> dont u owe me money steven
18:36:04 <EMMA> just found a history tab
18:36:09 <EMMA> Lets see if it works
18:36:15 <EMMA> no looooooooopydog you owe me money
18:36:33 <Osskkaarr> /server -m irc.nerdhacks.net
18:36:48 <StrykerX> Oh sorry
18:36:51 <StrykerX> -m
18:37:01 <StrykerX> Haven't used mIRC for a while heh
18:37:19 <EMMA> i dont know the difference
18:37:20 <EMMA> haha
18:37:48 <EMMA> is there a difference?
18:37:54 <EMMA> FUCK I SHOULD BE BLONDE!
18:39:04 <EMMA> fuck it might go smack david in the head!
18:39:14 <looooooooopydog> when am i gonna get it mate
18:39:27 <EMMA> soon
18:39:29 <Osskkaarr> -m creates the second server window
18:39:54 <looooooooopydog> sooner the better i aint gonna wait forever
18:40:05 <EMMA> ohhhhhh but your gonna get hurt
18:40:14 <EMMA> then butthurt but a african
18:40:19 <EMMA> by
18:42:14 <looooooooopydog> where is jen
18:42:22 <looooooooopydog> i need to be sent some more lollies
18:42:31 <looooooooopydog> this is getting ridiculous
18:42:41 <EMMA> really she sent you those?
18:42:51 <looooooooopydog> yes?
18:43:00 <EMMA> covered in crack or sugar?
18:43:25 <looooooooopydog> wot do u think
18:43:55 <looooooooopydog> cfrack should b here tommo
18:43:56 <EMMA> well id say crack coz i know you but those who dont wouldsay sugar
18:44:12 <looooooooopydog> but want lollies
18:44:19 <EMMA> so do i
18:44:28 <EMMA> but im not giving in to temptation!
18:44:34 <looooooooopydog> ate everything in house
18:44:43 <EMMA> haha just go for a walk or run
18:44:51 <EMMA> its too cold to go out now tho
18:44:59 <looooooooopydog> i got no energy
18:45:15 <looooooooopydog> im coming down
18:45:20 <looooooooopydog> hard
18:45:24 <EMMA> im thinking about going in my garage
18:45:36 <EMMA> hahahaaaaaa poor little boy
18:45:43 <looooooooopydog> i kno
18:46:09 <tisk> lols
18:46:13 <tisk> StrykerX
18:46:24 <EMMA> lols tisk
18:46:35 <EMMA> what is soooooooo funny? do tell!
18:47:57 <looooooooopydog> better get all my shit tomm
18:48:22 <EMMA> LOL why to have a great sleep free weekend?
18:49:04 <Osskkaarr> loolllllllllllll @ tisk
18:49:34 <Osskkaarr> PaRTy uP !!1111oneone
18:49:50 <EMMA> whattttttt???????????
18:50:01 <Osskkaarr> Say what ?
18:50:09 <EMMA> yes whaaaaaaaa?????????????
18:50:11 <looooooooopydog> i just wana loop hard
18:50:19 <EMMA> haha you do already
18:50:34 <EMMA> so much for trying to find a decent chick, you will never find one high!
18:51:10 <looooooooopydog> im not trying to find one
18:51:21 <steven_> hang on i need to rest !
18:51:29 <EMMA> not what you said last time
18:51:32 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooool
18:51:34 <tisk> hi
18:51:39 <steven_> tisky
18:51:46 <steven_> show us another vide
18:51:51 <EMMA> your all fucking high
18:51:51 <steven_> emma thinks ur hawwwwt
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18:53:03 <looooooooopydog> go pick up this homeless junkie slut from armadale i think
18:53:06 <EMMA> oh yes
18:53:07 <EMMA> http://prntscr.com/86r6f9
18:53:13 <EMMA> post another video
18:53:24 <StrykerX> loooooooooool
18:53:27 <EMMA> lol enjoy those std's
18:53:32 <StrykerX> Bed for a root looooooooopydog?
18:53:52 <EMMA> thats how he works
18:53:54 <looooooooopydog> i'l get her tomo
18:53:59 <EMMA> but he also pays for her crack
18:54:02 <StrykerX> lolol
18:54:05 <EMMA> so he is paying for her sevices
18:54:14 <StrykerX> Paying via non-cash methods
18:54:15 <StrykerX> Nice
18:54:16 <EMMA> so in other words he can only buy a root
18:54:24 <EMMA> desperate!
18:54:25 <looooooooopydog> i'l giv her a shot
18:54:32 <looooooooopydog> all over her face
18:54:32 <EMMA> of semen?
18:54:50 <tisk> lovely cum holder
18:54:56 <tisk> skank
18:54:59 <EMMA> lol
18:55:12 <EMMA> what do you call the end bit of bread?
18:55:19 <looooooooopydog> done and done
18:55:23 <tisk> up ya butt
18:55:30 <StrykerX> The end?
18:55:31 <StrykerX> lol
18:55:33 <EMMA> haha
18:55:36 <EMMA> keep going
18:55:42 <StrykerX> The tip?
18:55:45 <tisk> when i hoe so i so
18:55:47 <steven_> the crust
18:55:51 <steven_> ?
18:55:55 <EMMA> its the hoe, everyone touches it but noone wants it.
18:56:01 <StrykerX> LOL
18:56:07 <tisk> ...
18:56:21 <EMMA> tisk you need to speak english
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18:56:38 <EMMA> <@tisk> when i hoe so i so
18:56:42 <EMMA> whatttttttttttttt?
18:56:47 <StrykerX> He only knows how to speak junkie
18:56:48 <CheongPark> tisk thinks he's a rapper
18:56:51 <StrykerX> Sorry.
18:56:51 <CheongPark> like b-queen
18:56:56 <EMMA> hahaaa
18:56:59 <CheongPark> tisk should kill himself
18:56:59 <EMMA> he is a wigger!
18:57:12 <CheongPark> people who are obsessed with black rap music are losers
18:57:15 <CheongPark> below scum
18:57:24 <CheongPark> they live in a fantasy world
18:57:29 <EMMA> i dont mind it
18:57:34 <CheongPark> admiring to prostitution, drugs, guns, crime
18:57:38 <CheongPark> all things they never will have
18:57:41 <EMMA> yes
18:57:44 <CheongPark> or go anywhere near
18:57:48 <CheongPark> its basically insanity
18:57:55 <CheongPark> i remember learning about it at school
18:57:56 <EMMA> but looooooooopydog here loves paying for a root.
18:57:59 <CheongPark> people who graffiti
18:58:00 <EMMA> so he is nearly there
18:58:03 <CheongPark> have big social issues
18:58:13 <CheongPark> constantly needing to write a shitty name on someone elses property
18:58:15 <EMMA> thats why they do it
18:58:19 <CheongPark> go look it up
18:58:22 Join: Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
18:58:23 <CheongPark> its to do with social problems
18:58:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lololoolloollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:58:27 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
18:58:28 <CheongPark> im not making it up
18:58:36 <EMMA> then fight the fucker who slashed it
18:58:44 <looooooooopydog> fuk yea paid foir a hooker other night
18:58:55 <EMMA> i bet you did
18:58:55 <CheongPark> hiphop culture has destroyed the youth of a lot of countries
18:58:56 Join: slinky_J ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
18:58:57 <CheongPark> especially usa
18:59:00 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> where's jennifer?
18:59:01 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o slinky_J
18:59:02 <CheongPark> and its now come to australia
18:59:07 <CheongPark> with all this aussie hiphop dog shit
18:59:17 <looooooooopydog> sometimes u just need a release without the head fuck
18:59:18 <EMMA> what about the love songs?
18:59:22 <looooooooopydog> !
18:59:32 <EMMA> does that make us all sad if we play that?
18:59:48 <EMMA> looooooooopydog maybe you neeed to buy the housewife
19:00:07 <CheongPark> nah
19:00:10 <CheongPark> love songs are fine'
19:00:21 <CheongPark> they are human instinct and emotions
19:00:25 <looooooooopydog> nah im fine
19:00:27 <CheongPark> nothing wrong with that type of music
19:00:32 <CheongPark> same with dance music
19:00:37 <CheongPark> electronic music
19:00:42 <looooooooopydog> im just going to go insane soon
19:00:42 <CheongPark> its just feel good music
19:00:45 <EMMA> looooooooopydog this is for you
19:00:46 <EMMA> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UyiyehilW4
19:00:49 <looooooooopydog> and take out my revenge
19:00:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Super Stretch Lips Demo (Aug 29, 2013) Time: 1:46 - Category: People & Blogs - 9,260 views - 30 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
19:00:54 <looooooooopydog> on every cunt
19:01:00 <looooooooopydog> who has ever done me wrong
19:01:05 <looooooooopydog> hehehehehe
19:01:08 <CheongPark> is looooooooopydog tisk?
19:01:25 <CheongPark> looooooooopydog sounds like kuniva LOL
19:01:29 <EMMA> nooooooooooooo
19:01:31 <CheongPark> hey kuniva you want the cops to come over again?
19:01:36 Quit: Mahmoud ([email protected]) Connection closed
19:01:51 <looooooooopydog> i already have the entire force behind me
19:01:59 <looooooooopydog> so i am certainly alright
19:02:03 <EMMA> looooooooopydog did you watch?
19:02:07 <EMMA> WATCH IT NOWWWWWW
19:02:49 <thestig> lol wtf is this
19:02:56 <EMMA> hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
19:02:59 <EMMA> https://www.pureromance.com/shop/Adult-Sex-Toys/For-Men/Real-Housewife-Realistic-Male-Sleeve
19:03:02 <EMMA> ohhhhh fuck
19:03:07 <EMMA> its cheaper then a whore!
19:03:19 <EMMA> unless she is a cheap fuck
19:03:28 <StrykerX> $29
19:03:30 <StrykerX> Value!
19:03:33 <EMMA> i do hope your all watching
19:03:35 <CheongPark> Osskkaarr should buy one
19:03:48 <EMMA> how you like that?
19:03:55 <EMMA> She is wanking a fucking dildo!!!
19:04:00 <EMMA> fucking sickooooo
19:04:14 <CheongPark> LOL
19:04:23 <thestig> didnt she use it the wrong way
19:04:32 <EMMA> i did finger one of those
19:04:35 <EMMA> hahaaaaaaaa
19:04:42 <EMMA> was lumpy
19:04:45 <CheongPark> where is gauci?
19:05:12 <EMMA> we are talking about sex toys today
19:05:23 <EMMA> what would you like to use in the bedroom?
19:05:42 <EMMA> i found on for you looooooooopydog
19:05:45 <CheongPark> sex toys are ok
19:05:51 <EMMA> https://www.pureromance.com/shop/Adult-Sex-Toys/For-Women/Dildos/LOL-Non-Vibrating-Strap-On'
19:05:55 <thestig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSuGBn5S9RU
19:05:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sperm Collector or masturbating machine ? (Jul 2, 2011) Time: 0:12 - Category: Entertainment - 36,855 views - 15 likes (78.9%), 4 dislikes (21.1%)
19:06:02 <EMMA> im sure you would enjoy that
19:06:14 <CheongPark> i got my gf a good purple vibe the other week
19:06:26 <EMMA> why the fuck would you put your finger in there!!!???
19:06:32 <CheongPark> finger it!
19:06:42 <CheongPark> emma you e ver shove a dildo or vibe up your ass?
19:06:54 <EMMA> hahaa nooooooo
19:07:12 <looooooooopydog> silence is just gonna make it worse for u steven
19:07:22 <CheongPark> why not EMMA?
19:07:26 <StrykerX> steven is off having a wank
19:07:28 <StrykerX> Give him 5.
19:07:30 <EMMA> hahaaaaa
19:07:40 <steven_> ?
19:07:44 <CheongPark> do you get into nice lingerie?
19:07:53 <EMMA> have you ever had one up your ass CheongPark?
19:08:07 <CheongPark> a dildo?
19:08:09 <CheongPark> mmm yeh
19:08:10 <EMMA> yes
19:08:12 <steven_> looooooooopydog
19:08:13 <CheongPark> anal beads
19:08:20 <steven_> wot u on about kid
19:08:21 <CheongPark> i think maybe abit of a dildo
19:08:23 <EMMA> bummmmmmmmmmmmmdiggityyyyyyyyyy
19:08:26 <CheongPark> not sure
19:08:29 <CheongPark> but anal beads yeh
19:08:39 <EMMA> are you a chick?
19:08:43 <CheongPark> no
19:08:44 Quit: rigglet ([email protected]) Connection closed
19:08:52 <StrykerX> LOL
19:08:52 <EMMA> your a frisky male
19:08:59 <CheongPark> yes
19:09:01 <steven_> tom cat
19:09:03 <StrykerX> Pliv is an open minded male
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19:09:24 <EMMA> i can see
19:09:29 <CheongPark> its good to be open minded
19:09:38 <EMMA> you should use the little gem
19:09:45 <CheongPark> little gem?
19:09:52 <StrykerX> lolol
19:10:02 <EMMA> https://www.pureromance.com/shop/Adult-Sex-Toys/Anal-Play/Little-Gem-Flexible-Multi-Use-Probe
19:10:08 <EMMA> you would enjoy that
19:10:16 <looooooooopydog> someones gonna pay
19:10:37 <StrykerX> It's even got a little handle for convienence.
19:10:49 <CheongPark> ahh yeh
19:10:53 <CheongPark> those are not bad
19:10:55 <thestig> steven you tired?
19:10:55 <EMMA> incase it gets sucked in
19:11:02 <StrykerX> looooooooooooooooooool
19:11:13 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> the idea is to stuff the handle in as well
19:11:15 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
19:11:15 <looooooooopydog> i have done work on www.hotblooded.com.au
19:11:16 <CheongPark> yeh i got my gf a cat tail plug
19:11:24 <CheongPark> you should get one emma
19:11:28 <CheongPark> you can get pigs tails too
19:11:30 <CheongPark> so Osskkaarr
19:11:33 <EMMA> one side for you one side for you gf
19:11:34 <CheongPark> make sure you get one for gauci
19:11:34 <looooooooopydog> i think they are a bit more expensive though i dunno
19:11:34 <EMMA> https://www.pureromance.com/shop/Adult-Sex-Toys/For-Women/Dildos/Double-Header-Double-Ended-Pleasure-Toy
19:11:47 <CheongPark> yeh im yet to try that but would for sure EMMA
19:11:47 <looooooooopydog> they have a pretty good range of sex toys though
19:11:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Osskkaarr so did you take care of that chick last night mate?
19:12:33 <looooooooopydog> double dongaz
19:12:34 <EMMA> https://www.pureromance.com/shop/Adult-Sex-Toys/Anal-Play/Bum-Diggity-10-Speed-Butt-Plug
19:12:47 <EMMA> thats a goodone you should try it CheongPark
19:13:01 <CheongPark> yeh I will
19:13:12 <CheongPark> fuck that is good
19:13:14 <CheongPark> ill buy it
19:13:18 <looooooooopydog> i wanna fuck a midget
19:13:25 <EMMA> hahah
19:13:28 <EMMA> why not?
19:13:33 <looooooooopydog> and a chick with one leg
19:13:38 <CheongPark> no thanks
19:13:40 <EMMA> why not?
19:13:41 <steven_> looooooooopydog, give yourself a handjob
19:13:47 <steven_> same thing
19:13:51 <thestig> lollll
19:13:53 <EMMA> he paid for a root the other night
19:14:01 <steven_> he always does
19:14:06 <EMMA> couldnt be bothered doing it himself the lazy cunt
19:14:08 <steven_> mostly with drugs dddddddddoeeeeeeeeeeeee
19:14:20 <looooooooopydog> i dont pay for drugs
19:14:21 <EMMA> maybe im in the indusrty
19:14:23 <steven_> he got edith for free
19:14:24 <looooooooopydog> dickheasdddddddd
19:14:26 <steven_> she is the only one
19:14:28 <CheongPark> ill brb
19:14:31 <EMMA> i need to be the pimpppppppppppppp
19:14:40 <EMMA> pay me ill send you a chick
19:14:50 <looooooooopydog> hahaha edith
19:14:53 <looooooooopydog> ur a cunt steven
19:14:56 <looooooooopydog> i didnt fuck her
19:14:57 <looooooooopydog> cunt
19:14:58 <EMMA> who is edith?
19:15:02 <looooooooopydog> hahaha
19:15:05 <EMMA> that sounds like a nanna
19:15:10 <looooooooopydog> i must of been drunk u cunt
19:15:13 <looooooooopydog> wot did u do
19:15:14 <looooooooopydog> to me
19:15:22 <EMMA> ohhhhhh do tell
19:15:29 <CheongPark> looooooooopydog is better than Osskkaarr
19:15:32 <looooooooopydog> wtf happened that nite cunt i dont remember???
19:15:42 <EMMA> more
19:15:56 <thestig> it was this chicks nickname, loopy was fucking her he nick named her edith cause she had no teeth and couldnt edith her food
19:16:08 <StrykerX> Edith is looooooooopydog's GILF.
19:16:10 <EMMA> hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
19:16:12 <StrykerX> lolol
19:16:13 <CheongPark> ill be back soon getting some samsoas
19:16:17 <CheongPark> big night for Osskkaarr tonight
19:16:20 <EMMA> where is ours?
19:16:35 <EMMA> you must bring us some
19:16:49 <steven_> looooooooool
19:16:54 <EMMA> same imma go for a ride on myyyyyyy bike
19:16:57 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> why a big nght for Osskkaarr?
19:17:11 <slinky_J> pack a butt with dicks
19:17:23 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Osskkaarr 'took care' of that chick last night didnt he? just another regular night for him
19:17:43 <looooooooopydog> come to mine for a ride emma
19:17:59 <looooooooopydog> come smash me
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19:18:13 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o nate
19:18:14 <looooooooopydog> then get on ya bike and ride home
19:18:21 <steven_> illl send edith around
19:18:22 <steven_> looooooooooool
19:18:23 <StrykerX> Speaking of chicks needing taking care of
19:18:25 <StrykerX> Wb nate
19:18:27 <thestig> lol
19:18:30 <looooooooopydog> lol
19:18:46 <nate> gossip gossip time, Osskkaarr the bachelor???
19:18:49 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
19:18:52 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
19:18:55 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o [[[[[pong]]]]]
19:19:02 <StrykerX> hiiiiii pong
19:19:09 <nate> pong u go on any dates?>
19:19:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiiiii
19:19:12 <looooooooopydog> alright guys time for me to leave
19:19:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
19:19:26 <EMMA> hahaaaaaa
19:19:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate go take a pic of your erect penis for us ladies
19:19:39 <EMMA> ill smash ya with that strap on thats about it cunt!
19:19:41 <nate> i only have a soft one
19:19:42 <EMMA> hahaaaaaaaaaaa
19:19:46 <nate> limp dick nate!
19:19:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong has a chubby
19:20:14 <nate> a chubby dog?
19:20:18 <steven_> [17:19] <@[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is chubby
19:20:29 <nate> chubby pOng!
19:20:59 <StrykerX> Getting massive de ja vu from this convo
19:21:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl say pong is cute
19:21:18 <StrykerX> Hasn't this convo happened a few times before?
19:21:31 <looooooooopydog> pong stinks like shit
19:21:41 Mode: (by [[[[[pong]]]]]) +m
19:21:42 <EMMA> maybe its time to become reality?
19:21:42 <StrykerX> pong is a cool cat
19:21:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is
19:21:57 <steven_> gay
19:22:02 <StrykerX> looooooooooool
19:22:14 Mode: (by steven_) +vvv CheongPark fute looooooooopydog
19:22:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA you need to lose 1kg per week for the next 2 months or steven_ will leave you
19:22:26 <looooooooopydog> pong smells
19:22:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> she will try date pong
19:22:47 <looooooooopydog> i'll give emma the workout she needs
19:23:07 <StrykerX> Are you a boy pong?
19:23:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yes
19:23:17 <StrykerX> PM nate
19:23:18 <looooooooopydog> send her around here steven for a few weeks she'll come back skin n bone with no teeth
19:23:19 <StrykerX> Urgently
19:23:26 <EMMA> haaaaaaaaaaaaa
19:23:27 <steven_> looooooooooooool
19:23:30 <StrykerX> looooooooopydog, you'll turn her into a meth head?
19:23:39 <looooooooopydog> she'll giv ya the best blowies then
19:23:39 <steven_> na he will bash her
19:23:45 <StrykerX> Oh
19:23:45 <looooooooopydog> i'll train her well
19:23:45 <steven_> ahhaahh
19:23:48 <StrykerX> Prob more likely.
19:23:51 <EMMA> do you think he could?
19:23:55 <steven_> na i think she would bash him
19:23:56 <StrykerX> He can try.
19:23:58 <EMMA> really???
19:23:59 <StrykerX> lolol
19:24:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> http://tinypic.com/r/ap89yc/8 <------------------ [[[[[pong]]]]]
19:24:19 <steven_> hawwwt
19:24:31 <EMMA> http://prntscr.com/86rg6q
19:25:00 <StrykerX> Is that you EMMA, when you get back from looooooooopydog's?
19:25:13 <EMMA> i would never go to looooooooopydog's!
19:25:24 <steven_> https://i.imgur.com/LFmx7Tq.jpg
19:25:25 <StrykerX> This smoke won't go out!
19:25:34 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u come to pongs grandma said pong can have friend over
19:25:41 <EMMA> WOW!!
19:25:50 <EMMA> well your safe steven
19:25:51 <EMMA> hahaaaaa
19:26:00 <EMMA> cant use that excuse LOL
19:26:04 <steven_> ;p
19:26:23 <EMMA> maybe thats david's ex wife?????????
19:26:33 <steven_> haha
19:26:37 <StrykerX> looooooooopydog, did you sue your ex for her non-makeup face?
19:27:07 Quit: fute ([email protected]) Connection closed
19:27:49 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
19:27:55 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o amelia
19:28:07 <StrykerX> Hullo amelia
19:28:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> looooooooopydog has a chedder foreskin he told pong
19:28:20 <StrykerX> Ew
19:28:23 <amelia> aloha wots doin
19:28:27 <StrykerX> Someone needs a shower.
19:28:41 <StrykerX> Not much, was gonna go pub but insurance came out so no cash till tomorrow night
19:28:44 <StrykerX> U?
19:29:09 <slinky_J> hahahaha there's a place called Red Balloon
19:29:18 <amelia> doin sweet fuuuuuudge all
19:29:20 <slinky_J> i guess they dunno what red balloon is
19:29:23 <EMMA> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu the fatter you are the more you lose, so if i can lose 1kg a week you should beable to lose 4.
19:29:24 <amelia> and same for weekend
19:29:34 <amelia> gonna chill ma ass off
19:29:38 <looooooooopydog> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11218614_10206137628274040_5246982685550592843_n.jpg?oh=571dfbe609cbf57a766590d8d1a0d0db&oe=5682AD11&__gda__=1450417476_a1f2c8d4383ac4cd6690fc7106c6b9ed
19:29:48 <looooooooopydog> my ex wife was the one in the middle
19:30:08 <amelia> oktoberfest !
19:30:16 <amelia> which i am goin to this year
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19:31:12 <looooooooopydog> lil bit too clean for me
19:31:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll @ EMMA's fail comment
19:31:31 * [[[[[pong]]]]] needs to do plops
19:32:01 <amelia> shes too clean or oktoberfest is too clean
19:32:14 <looooooooopydog> she was
19:32:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> EMMA when did u last plop?
19:32:35 Quit: thestig ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
19:32:35 <slinky_J> lol plop
19:32:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> looooooooopydog are u the one that had the house with her and the bank took it?
19:32:42 <slinky_J> when did u last wank
19:32:45 <slinky_J> pong b honest!
19:32:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> this morning
19:33:00 <amelia> she is a good girl issit
19:33:03 <looooooooopydog> yes Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
19:33:05 <steven_> innit
19:33:22 Join: thestig ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
19:33:22 <steven_> https://youtu.be/rsbWEF1Sju0
19:33:27 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Straight Outta Compton - Official Global Trailer (Universal Pictures) HD (Apr 1, 2015) Time: 2:27 - Category: Entertainment - 2,910,055 views - 9,181 likes (98.2%), 165 dislikes (1.8%)
19:33:27 <looooooooopydog> she was ok bit too clingy
19:33:28 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o thestig
19:34:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> slinky_J when did u do plops last
19:34:11 <slinky_J> this morning
19:34:13 <slinky_J> LIER!
19:34:24 <slinky_J> um
19:34:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ?
19:34:26 <slinky_J> ye this mornin
19:34:28 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nntGTK2Fhb0
19:34:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skrillex and Diplo - "Where Are Ü Now" with Justin Bieber (Official Video) (Jun 29, 2015) Time: 4:12 - Category: People & Blogs - 104,654,024 views - 1,328,493 likes (94.4%), 79,161 dislikes (5.6%)
19:34:34 <slinky_J> twas nice
19:34:41 <slinky_J> was ur wonk nice
19:34:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesss
19:34:48 Join: INVESTEC_ASHES ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
19:34:56 * Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu slaps INVESTEC_ASHES around a bit with a large trout
19:36:49 <looooooooopydog> i feel like smashin some bitches teeth in
19:37:40 * [[[[[pong]]]]] does plops all over looooooooopydog
19:38:16 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> looooooooopydog whens jennifer meeting up with you?
19:38:18 <slinky_J> ya put ya penis in ya pull ya penis out
19:38:30 <slinky_J> ya put ya penis in take it out n shoot ur load all about!
19:38:39 <slinky_J> moosh it in her face with ur sac yeeaa
19:38:44 <looooooooopydog> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu is she coming to perth?
19:38:46 <StrykerX> Josh is watching adult playschool
19:38:50 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> yes looooooooopydog
19:38:52 <StrykerX> lolol
19:38:55 <slinky_J> lmaoz
19:38:58 <looooooooopydog> when
19:39:01 <slinky_J> Pornschool
19:39:18 <nate> what the fuck is on!
19:39:29 <looooooooopydog> not me
19:39:29 <StrykerX> nate, do you like PornSchool?
19:39:30 <nate> slinky_J undress
19:39:40 <nate> i do enjoy porn
19:39:41 <nate> yes
19:39:41 * slinky_J redresses
19:39:46 <StrykerX> slinky_J is the teacher
19:39:54 <StrykerX> Tonight he's teaching the art of teabagging
19:39:59 <StrykerX> And needs a volunteer
19:40:00 <StrykerX> Keen?
19:40:29 <nate> wow
19:40:34 <nate> yes pleeease
19:40:40 <StrykerX> lolol
19:40:45 <nate> he doesnt talk does he?
19:40:57 <nate> just straight into the lovin
19:41:01 <StrykerX> No, it's all actions.
19:41:06 <nate> great
19:41:12 <steven_> straight in the butthole
19:41:16 Mode: (by steven_) +o INVESTEC_ASHES
19:41:18 <StrykerX> Yup
19:41:20 <slinky_J> NUT GOGGLES
19:41:20 Mode: (by steven_) +v resect
19:41:21 <nate> i dont wanna talk about it, just do it :P nike steven_:)
19:41:26 <looooooooopydog> er
19:41:30 Mode: (by steven_) +o CheongPark
19:41:41 <nate> looooooooopydog camel me right now!
19:41:52 <amelia> slippery gekko
19:42:06 <looooooooopydog> how about a fist?
19:42:08 <steven_> finger his butthole with his jocks
19:42:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> where is Osskkaarr?
19:42:32 <looooooooopydog> not with jen
19:42:39 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:42:41 * StrykerX fists slinky_J
19:42:42 <slinky_J> https://www.tushy.com/toprated/?page=1
19:42:45 <StrykerX> Anyway, CS time I think
19:42:46 <slinky_J> these chicks love anal
19:42:58 <slinky_J> the first chick LOVES it
19:43:07 <looooooooopydog> fuk up
19:43:07 <slinky_J> finger that ass lick it out fuck it fk
19:43:21 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
19:43:51 Mode: (by steven_) -m
19:44:13 <StrykerX> Protip: Don't let Catalyst Centre "optimize" games
19:44:20 <StrykerX> It fucks up the ability to dual screen
19:44:38 <slinky_J> im so into chicks bein fucked in the ass now
19:44:43 <looooooooopydog> i feel like im morphin
19:44:47 <slinky_J> thank you internet porn sites with free vids
19:44:52 <looooooooopydog> to sleep.
19:45:56 <looooooooopydog> lol this bitch came around she said fuck me hobbsy. i said no. rather my hand. fuck off
19:46:05 <looooooooopydog> she left. the end.
19:46:52 <looooooooopydog> when ya say that to a cunt.. u must know by now to leave me the fuck alone!
19:47:10 <slinky_J> lol
19:47:43 <amelia> you're on something aren't you looooooooopydog
19:48:04 <looooooooopydog> no im just happy i told the slut to fuck off.
19:48:14 <looooooooopydog> her reaction when i said i wont fuck her was priceless.
19:48:30 <amelia> hero
19:48:48 <looooooooopydog> prob first time someones denied her in her life
19:48:56 <steven_> looool i dont think so son
19:48:56 <looooooooopydog> standards amelia .
19:48:58 <looooooooopydog> u know?
19:49:11 <amelia> I'm well aware of standards
19:49:26 <looooooooopydog> what do u mean u dont think so steven
19:49:37 <steven_> more like you didnt have any meth to pay her cunt
19:49:51 <looooooooopydog> fuck off cunt
19:51:13 <slinky_J> just start walking up to chicks in the city and yell FUCK OFF! in their face and walk away
19:51:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> that's what tisk does
19:51:24 <slinky_J> they LOVE it
19:51:32 <looooooooopydog> sounds like a plan
19:51:35 <slinky_J> treat em mean
19:51:37 <slinky_J> keep em keen
19:51:43 <slinky_J> then plant her in your garden ;)
19:51:46 <slinky_J> with the others!
19:52:51 <looooooooopydog> yeah might get the cunts to dig there own grave
19:52:58 <slinky_J> LOL
19:53:09 <slinky_J> that way you can enjoy a bevvie!
19:53:25 <slinky_J> and feel powerful holding a cricket bat or pipe or somethin
19:53:28 <slinky_J> win win!
19:53:49 <looooooooopydog> i'l do it and record it
19:53:51 <slinky_J> dont forget to pay her before u knock her out n bury her alive
19:54:02 <slinky_J> least when ur caught you can say "But I paid them!"
19:54:08 <EMMA> looooooooopydog wouldnt know how to play a chick.
19:54:13 <slinky_J> then pause like there's gonna be a laugh track
19:54:17 <EMMA> he cant even play withhis willyyyyyyyyyyy
19:54:47 <looooooooopydog> whatever emma i'll play with you and then destroy your life
19:54:59 <EMMA> hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dreaminggggggggggggg buddy.
19:55:21 <looooooooopydog> dont tempt me
19:55:21 <EMMA> like you desttoyed that tree with your car??
19:55:57 <EMMA> then tried to hide the evidence behind a smaller tree
19:56:27 <EMMA> hey guys look at my lawn dig..............
19:56:31 <EMMA> im sooooo cool
19:56:33 <EMMA> BA
19:56:36 <EMMA> NG
19:56:38 <EMMA> !!
19:56:46 <nate> EMMA u shakin ya big boobs bout?
19:56:54 <EMMA> sure
19:57:04 <EMMA> only for you nate.
19:57:14 <nate> u know iggy azalea has fake boobs, the smallest ever fake boobs
19:57:27 <nate> give her the money back
19:57:31 <EMMA> yes some people do get them to fit their body size
19:57:51 <EMMA> if i were to get fake boobs iwouldnt want big ones.
19:58:07 <nate> not big but huge :)
19:58:15 <EMMA> noooooooo not huge
19:58:20 <nate> massive?
19:58:23 Quit: Osskkaarr ([email protected]) EOF from client
19:58:28 <nate> big swingers
19:58:28 <EMMA> i know how hard it is to find nice bra's
19:58:31 <amelia> dd
19:58:44 <amelia> heaps of nice bras in big sizes now
19:58:53 <EMMA> yeah finally
19:59:06 <EMMA> bonds are the best
19:59:09 <nate> the neighbour has big boobs, 2 big for her body, be alright if her face wasnt all dried up
19:59:11 <looooooooopydog> show us ya tits amelia
19:59:18 <EMMA> haha
19:59:20 <nate> smoking is a bad thing people
19:59:20 <amelia> sif bonds
19:59:23 <amelia> http://honeybirdette.com/
19:59:31 <amelia> they have lotsa sexy big sizes
19:59:50 <EMMA> dd-f
19:59:54 <EMMA> wow!
20:00:12 Join: Osskkaarr ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:00:16 Mode: (by grubs) +o Osskkaarr
20:00:43 <amelia> yessums
20:01:08 <nate> Osskkaarr how did ya blind date go!
20:01:17 <looooooooopydog> titties
20:01:29 <EMMA> looooooooopydog will be going now
20:01:32 <EMMA> enjoy your wank
20:02:05 <slinky_J> uh oh guess whos on ma shoulder
20:02:06 * nate slips on looooooooopydogs jizz
20:02:10 <slinky_J> ahahaheheheaheahehahe
20:02:26 <nate> slinky_J me?
20:02:36 <slinky_J> lol ur pants python?
20:02:45 <slinky_J> no little amelie!
20:04:13 <looooooooopydog> im not going anywhere til u go emma
20:05:06 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA are you miss top heavy?
20:05:14 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> someone called emms is
20:05:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> according to my sources
20:11:12 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A-hqZf7xQs
20:11:13 Join: thestig1 ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:11:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Seal - Crazy [Official 16:9 HD Video] (Apr 5, 2013) Time: 4:33 - Category: Music - 3,286,485 views - likes (97.3%), 389 dislikes (2.7%)
20:11:19 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o thestig1
20:11:30 <looooooooopydog> need food
20:11:32 <looooooooopydog> cunts
20:11:46 <thestig1> haha
20:11:51 <looooooooopydog> foods better
20:11:58 <thestig1> i pay express nate
20:12:04 <thestig1> and they only sent it today
20:12:09 <thestig1> how fucked is that
20:12:10 <looooooooopydog> for wot?
20:12:16 <nate> damn them get Osskkaarr to help u install it
20:12:19 <thestig1> a modem rooter
20:12:33 <looooooooopydog> i paid express yesterday
20:12:34 Quit: thestig ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
20:12:38 Quit: grubs ([email protected]) EOF from client
20:12:40 Nick: thestig1 is now known as thestig
20:12:46 <looooooooopydog> i think they sent it yesterday about 7pm
20:12:56 <looooooooopydog> so i wont get it til tomorrow
20:13:17 <looooooooopydog> and the other 2 i dunno if they were sent today coz cant confirm.
20:13:24 <looooooooopydog> i hope so
20:13:30 Join: grubs ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:13:38 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o grubs
20:15:29 <looooooooopydog> fucking better
20:15:46 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICnlyNUt_0o
20:15:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Duran Duran - Come Undone (Mar 6, 2009) Time: 4:21 - Category: Music - 29,667,306 views - 112,591 likes (98%), 2,293 dislikes (2%)
20:15:56 <nate> come undone like slinky_J's fly
20:17:19 <slinky_J> modem rooting
20:18:23 <looooooooopydog> DOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGG
20:18:24 <looooooooopydog> GSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSS
20:18:24 <looooooooopydog> SSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGG
20:18:24 <looooooooopydog> GGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSS
20:18:24 <looooooooopydog> SSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSS
20:18:24 <looooooooopydog> i hope so
20:18:25 <looooooooopydog> i hope so
20:18:26 <looooooooopydog> i hope so
20:18:26 Kick: looooooooopydog was kicked by bios (flood)
20:19:52 <nate> im glad looopy dog has spoken
20:19:56 <nate> sort of?
20:19:57 <nate> ;L
20:20:53 <nate> http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/253362/Dude
20:20:53 <+CheongPark> get rid of bios
20:21:12 <steven_> bios worked well then
20:21:31 <nate> CheongPark doesnt know what he wants ;D
20:21:49 <+CheongPark> Osskkaarr wont speak
20:21:59 <nate> Osskkaarr is a good choice ;l
20:22:06 <+CheongPark> is bios yours steven_?
20:22:08 <+CheongPark> or Osskkaarrs?
20:23:00 <StrykerX> bios is stevens
20:23:04 <StrykerX> grubs is Osskkaarrs
20:23:10 <+CheongPark> get rid of it
20:23:13 <nate> StrykerX is mine
20:30:44 Join: psYbR ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:39:56 <+CheongPark> hi psYbR
20:40:11 <psYbR> CheongPark, o/
20:44:23 Join: stevenisabitch ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:44:29 Join: Dogger ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:45:16 * stevenisabitch *
20:45:19 <Dogger> wheres gauci
20:45:28 <stevenisabitch> not with you
20:45:30 <stevenisabitch> faggot
20:45:44 <Dogger> she wouldn't fit through my doors
20:45:52 <Dogger> waddling cow
20:46:28 <stevenisabitch> go and have a cry
20:46:40 <stevenisabitch> i can see your tears already
20:46:41 <+CheongPark> im speaking to gauci now anyways
20:46:43 <stevenisabitch> dry your eye
20:46:45 <+CheongPark> she's my slut
20:46:52 <Dogger> is she hungry for cock
20:47:01 Mode: (by CheongPark) +o Dogger
20:47:04 <Dogger> she looks like she'd suck a whole football team and want more
20:47:11 <stevenisabitch> shes here with me
20:47:13 <+CheongPark> she does
20:47:16 <stevenisabitch> she cant talk right now
20:47:27 <+CheongPark> make sure she is fingered good
20:47:33 <+CheongPark> because we are next
20:47:34 Mode: (by StrykerX) -o Dogger
20:47:35 <+CheongPark> and i like it wet
20:47:42 <Dogger> fuck you StrykerX
20:47:48 <StrykerX> loooooooooooooooooool
20:47:52 <Dogger> just cause you want to fuck gauci
20:47:58 <stevenisabitch> fuck you Dogger
20:48:08 <Dogger> no I'll fuck you stevenisabitch
20:48:09 <stevenisabitch> i'll make u my bitch
20:48:12 <Dogger> right up your arse
20:48:31 <stevenisabitch> dog
20:48:34 <+CheongPark> stevenisabitch likes to fuck men too
20:48:36 <+CheongPark> on the side
20:48:37 <Dogger> you're elements fuckbitch
20:48:40 <+CheongPark> is Osskkaarr stevenisabitch?
20:48:42 <+CheongPark> maybe LOL
20:48:48 <stevenisabitch> i do it all
20:49:11 <stevenisabitch> whatever cunt
20:49:13 <Dogger> gauci smells like cum 24/7
20:49:18 <stevenisabitch> im not that little sook
20:49:48 Mode: (by StrykerX) +b *!*@4da92dc6.irccloud.com
20:50:02 Kick: Dogger was kicked by StrykerX (LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL)
20:50:06 <stevenisabitch> lol
20:52:22 Join: GauciSucks ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:52:29 <GauciSucks> StrykerX is sensitive about Gauci
20:52:38 <GauciSucks> i bet he wants to fuck her fat heaving arse
20:52:41 Mode: (by StrykerX) +b *!*@*.kiwiirc.com
20:52:51 Kick: GauciSucks was kicked by StrykerX (LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
20:53:17 Mode: (by StrykerX) -b *!*@4da92dc6.irccloud.com
20:58:19 <+CheongPark> hahahahaha
20:58:22 <+CheongPark> StrykerX
20:58:25 <+CheongPark> why are you banning ppl?
20:58:38 Mode: (by CheongPark) -b *!*@*.kiwiirc.com
20:58:41 <StrykerX> Because for ONCE, there's no arguing in here
20:58:48 <+CheongPark> actually there is mate
20:58:51 <+CheongPark> if you don't like it fuck off
20:58:58 <+CheongPark> there are no bans in here
20:59:01 * nate watches
20:59:09 <nate> hmmnnnaah
20:59:09 Mode: (by StrykerX) -o CheongPark
20:59:10 <EMMA> stevenisabitch
20:59:11 <CheongPark> go hang with your pedo pals in melbourne chan
20:59:12 <EMMA> suck me
20:59:20 Mode: (by StrykerX) +vv psYbR stevenisabitch
20:59:23 Mode: (by StrykerX) -v CheongPark
20:59:28 Mode: (by StrykerX) +m
20:59:35 <StrykerX> Problem solved.
20:59:44 Part: CheongPark ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks
20:59:57 <EMMA> you made him cry :(
20:59:57 <nate> poor cheong dont hurt his feelings
21:00:07 <nate> invite him back in ;D
21:00:10 <nate> then ban him
21:00:11 <nate> lol
21:00:12 <StrykerX> He's still here
21:00:18 * StrykerX eyes nick list
21:00:32 <nate> he was obv. gauci sucks
21:00:35 <nate> :L
21:02:42 <stevenisabitch> fuck off emma or ill make u my bitch too
21:02:42 <EMMA> you cant do shit
21:02:42 <StrykerX> Who's stevenisabitch?
21:02:42 <StrykerX> lol
21:02:42 <stevenisabitch> i'll pull ur strings
21:02:42 <EMMA> looopydog id say
21:02:42 <EMMA> but who knows
21:02:42 <stevenisabitch> im the puppermaster
21:02:42 <stevenisabitch> puppet*
21:02:42 <EMMA> noo your the cockmuncher
21:02:59 <stevenisabitch> eat a dick emma
21:03:15 <EMMA> ohh please isnt that your job?
21:03:55 <Osskkaarr> CheongPark == plivent
21:04:01 <Osskkaarr> stevenisabitch == Loopyfuck
21:04:05 <EMMA> haha
21:04:11 <stevenisabitch> ohh please it seems we have a comedian in the house.
21:04:13 <Osskkaarr> Dogger == TheMayo
21:04:17 <stevenisabitch> emma
21:04:20 <stevenisabitch> everyone
21:04:27 <stevenisabitch> give her a round of applause
21:04:36 <nate> Osskkaarr date?
21:04:39 <nate> kisses?
21:04:44 <stevenisabitch> clap clap
21:04:44 <nate> holding hands?
21:04:50 <stevenisabitch> lets give emma the clap
21:04:58 <EMMA> david
21:05:02 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> who is stevenisabitch?
21:05:04 <EMMA> i drove past your house
21:05:11 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
21:05:18 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o xm
21:05:23 <EMMA> looooopydog.
21:05:26 <stevenisabitch> oh did you ?
21:05:31 <EMMA> yes i did
21:05:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> oh
21:05:36 <stevenisabitch> do you feel special?
21:05:41 <EMMA> no
21:05:46 <stevenisabitch> or just that little more dirty
21:05:47 <EMMA> i felt dirty as i pasted
21:05:59 <EMMA> hahaaaaaaaa
21:06:00 <stevenisabitch> u should go wash yaself
21:06:02 <stevenisabitch> haha
21:06:05 <stevenisabitch> scrub
21:06:08 <stevenisabitch> hard
21:06:24 <EMMA> i think i ran over your crack pipe
21:06:28 <EMMA> im sorry
21:07:07 <EMMA> isnt that great noone picked up my spelling LOL
21:07:14 <stevenisabitch> thats alright. i got used needles in the bedside table
21:07:36 <EMMA> yes im sure you do you dirty junkie cunt
21:08:00 <stevenisabitch> :)
21:08:45 <EMMA> thats right
21:08:52 <EMMA> crackie
21:09:15 <stevenisabitch> :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
21:09:51 <EMMA> got your crack yet?
21:10:23 <stevenisabitch> tomorow
21:10:30 <EMMA> you hope
21:11:02 <StrykerX> Thought you were trying to stay clean
21:11:05 <stevenisabitch> 1 gram will b there
21:11:13 <EMMA> haha him clean never going to happen
21:11:35 <stevenisabitch> yes StrykerX
21:11:38 <stevenisabitch> i am
21:11:52 <StrykerX> <EMMA> got your crack yet?
21:11:52 <StrykerX> <stevenisabitch> tomorow
21:11:55 <StrykerX> Coz clean.
21:12:10 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA whats steven_ doing
21:12:12 <stevenisabitch> i am clean
21:12:14 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> steven_ whats emma doing
21:12:27 <EMMA> steven is playing his xbox
21:12:28 <nate> shes doing Osskkaarr!
21:12:41 <nate> dooang!
21:12:48 <EMMA> he will never be clean
21:12:54 <EMMA> he is a dirty bastard
21:13:05 <stevenisabitch> i am a dirty cunt
21:13:09 <EMMA> that you are
21:13:13 <stevenisabitch> :P
21:13:29 <EMMA> i bet your head is bopping as we speak
21:13:31 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> stevenisabitch show us some more pics of your ex wife and her friends and guys they are fucking
21:13:41 <EMMA> hahaaaaaa
21:13:55 <stevenisabitch> why ?
21:14:04 <stevenisabitch> you think she looked nice didnt ya
21:14:07 <EMMA> hey Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu atleast he was married at one point haha
21:14:23 <EMMA> she was an indian too
21:14:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> from memory, the one on the right wasnt bad
21:14:41 <EMMA> brought he off the internet
21:14:55 <EMMA> as most do.
21:15:05 <stevenisabitch> hehe
21:15:14 <EMMA> but david do you have anymore photos?
21:15:28 <EMMA> i loved that mole
21:15:34 <EMMA> id like to see more of it.
21:15:35 <stevenisabitch> what mole
21:15:40 <stevenisabitch> oh
21:15:52 <EMMA> it was waving at me
21:16:12 <stevenisabitch> she was pretty just a cunt.
21:16:24 <EMMA> hahaaaa
21:16:38 <stevenisabitch> i mean when u look like me its not that hard to pull any bitch i want
21:16:40 <EMMA> next you will be dating brittany
21:16:44 * stevenisabitch flix hair back
21:16:46 <EMMA> hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
21:16:58 <EMMA> that made me wet myself.
21:17:09 <stevenisabitch> :P
21:17:29 <EMMA> you can have my pee stain undies.
21:17:41 <stevenisabitch> i already have a few pairs.
21:17:54 <EMMA> ohh your thee one who has been stealing them
21:17:55 <stevenisabitch> havent u noticed any missing off the clothesline?
21:17:58 <stevenisabitch> :P
21:18:02 <EMMA> can i have em back once your finished?
21:18:08 <EMMA> Im running low
21:18:08 <stevenisabitch> sniff em every night before i goto bed
21:18:17 <EMMA> sweeeeeeeeet
21:18:17 <stevenisabitch> yeah
21:18:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA go take some pics of steven_'s undies for us
21:18:24 <stevenisabitch> after i ejaculate in em
21:18:28 <EMMA> hmmm nothing special
21:18:30 <stevenisabitch> u can have a pair back
21:18:33 <stevenisabitch> unwashed
21:18:34 <stevenisabitch> :P
21:18:35 <EMMA> just regual undies
21:18:39 <EMMA> hahaaaa
21:18:58 <EMMA> thanks i might try sell em on ebay
21:19:05 <EMMA> not that anyone would buy
21:19:26 <EMMA> i do need to go shopping for new undies.
21:19:26 <stevenisabitch> well ur undies my sperm i rekon we might have a few buyers
21:19:44 <EMMA> granny knickersss here i come!
21:19:52 Quit: psYbR ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
21:20:09 <EMMA> want those when ive finished?
21:20:18 <stevenisabitch> wouldnt surprise me if we have a bidding war in here for em
21:20:25 <stevenisabitch> prob get more than we would on ebay
21:20:33 <stevenisabitch> pong
21:21:02 <stevenisabitch> fuck i cant wait til tomorrow
21:21:12 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: BAM
21:21:12 <stevenisabitch> i asked ur sister out to lunch
21:21:26 <EMMA> hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
21:21:30 <EMMA> which one?
21:21:43 <EMMA> most are pigs you would need to be a millionare to ffeed them
21:21:45 <stevenisabitch> the boss one of course
21:21:51 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> are u two fighting or being friendly? i cbf reading ur shit
21:21:55 <EMMA> the boss one? thats me haha
21:22:00 <stevenisabitch> oh
21:22:03 <stevenisabitch> ur the boss r ya
21:22:07 <stevenisabitch> :)
21:22:09 <stevenisabitch> hi
21:22:10 <EMMA> i sure am
21:22:16 <EMMA> apparently im the stuck up one
21:22:24 <EMMA> not my fault i like nice things!
21:22:26 <stevenisabitch> AIMEEKICKETT
21:22:42 <EMMA> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:22:52 <EMMA> what you doing having a crackfest?
21:23:00 <stevenisabitch> nah
21:23:03 <stevenisabitch> just kidding
21:23:09 <EMMA> was going to say
21:23:11 <EMMA> wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
21:23:16 <stevenisabitch> told brendon come pub near my work during my lunch break
21:23:21 <EMMA> didnt think she would stooop spppp low
21:23:23 <stevenisabitch> have a few beers
21:23:44 <EMMA> haha well he is like my sister
21:23:45 <EMMA> haha
21:23:47 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:23:48 <EMMA> big girl.
21:27:31 <stevenisabitch> yep sell my crack
21:27:47 <stevenisabitch> hehe
21:28:39 <EMMA> gayyyyyyyyyy
21:28:56 <stevenisabitch> i kno
21:29:10 <stevenisabitch> im bored
21:29:19 <EMMA> yes you are boring.
21:29:30 <stevenisabitch> i know
21:29:44 <EMMA> thinking its time to watch tc
21:29:46 <EMMA> tv
21:29:51 <EMMA> but i dont knowwwwwww
21:29:59 <stevenisabitch> cya
21:30:04 Quit: stevenisabitch ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
21:33:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA
21:33:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> seriously
21:33:50 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> this pantry pic is taking too long
21:41:11 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
21:41:17 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o xm
21:42:20 <EMMA> you never give up do you
21:42:23 <EMMA> http://prntscr.com/86sr1m
21:42:28 <EMMA> there ya go!!
21:42:42 <EMMA> no leave my pantry alone
21:43:07 <StrykerX> He'll analyze it
21:43:10 <StrykerX> Pick 3-4 items
21:43:11 <StrykerX> And query you
21:43:14 <StrykerX> Please hold.
21:43:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> BULLSHIT
21:43:52 <StrykerX> Oh I'm sorry, 5-6?
21:43:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> fucking hell that is the best pantry i have ever seen
21:43:57 Join: slinky_J ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
21:43:59 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> loloollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:44:03 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o slinky_J
21:44:06 <StrykerX> It is well laid out
21:44:09 <steven_> loooooool
21:44:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> go put a piece of paper and write #nerdhacks on it
21:44:27 <slinky_J> aawww amelie slept on ma chest like 3 times
21:44:33 <slinky_J> sah cute
21:44:33 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
21:44:34 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> that's an industrial microwave
21:44:48 <steven_> looks like a walk in one to me
21:44:57 <slinky_J> walk in butt
21:45:03 <slinky_J> hm i feel like makin food
21:45:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> you are both liars, you have disgraced yourselves
21:45:22 <steven_> haHAHAHAHA
21:45:22 <slinky_J> i smell farts
21:45:31 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> firstly, EMMA keeps the rice in the fridge
21:45:38 <steven_> it isnt a pantry
21:45:43 <StrykerX> Told you it's be analyzed!
21:45:49 <StrykerX> It'd*
21:46:12 <steven_> my camera wouldnt be able to take a picture with one shot
21:46:21 <steven_> i would need two shots
21:47:12 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> two shots is fine
21:47:29 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> or buy a 360 degree camera so you can get a good pantry pic
21:48:45 <EMMA> it only lives in the fridge once its opened.
21:48:58 <nate> same with Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
21:49:11 <EMMA> and its not an industrial microwave
21:50:15 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> open the door of the microwave and take another pic
21:50:37 <EMMA> i cant its glued shut
21:50:42 <steven_> ok
21:50:47 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> why is sunlight coming in at 7:50
21:50:47 <steven_> photos have been taking
21:50:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:50:53 <EMMA> hshahaaaa
21:50:55 <steven_> taken
21:50:56 <EMMA> you got me
21:51:05 <EMMA> but i must say its one great looking panrty
21:51:13 <EMMA> now here come stevens photos
21:51:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i will still analyse every item in there to annoy StrykerX
21:51:27 <steven_> i took a photo of the kitchen
21:51:27 <steven_> ahahaa
21:51:29 <EMMA> okkkkkkkkk
21:51:37 <EMMA> i hope it was clean steven
21:51:40 <steven_> nope
21:51:42 <steven_> looooooooool
21:51:42 <EMMA> hahaha
21:51:44 <EMMA> piggg
21:51:50 <steven_> couldnt be fucked
21:52:07 <StrykerX> Showing EMMA's housebitch skills
21:52:09 <StrykerX> looooooooool
21:52:14 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> if the kitchen isnt clean it only reflects badly on EMMA
21:52:28 <steven_> fucking phone is being gay
21:52:32 <slinky_J> meh that smoke sucked
21:52:44 <slinky_J> stahp fucking it
21:53:20 <steven_> do i ihave to donwload software
21:53:45 <slinky_J> download a fart
21:54:00 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> just goes to show that EMMA's monster pic was also a fake
21:54:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> so you can stop whacking off over it now StrykerX
21:54:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:54:40 <StrykerX> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu, I only whack off over your pix
21:54:41 <StrykerX> ;)
21:55:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> what about Osskkaarrs?
21:55:05 <StrykerX> Na
21:55:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> StrykerX when will jennifer be back on?
21:55:22 <StrykerX> Your nudes are quite impressive
21:55:48 <StrykerX> C:\Users\Brett\My Pictures
21:55:51 <StrykerX> Hotttttt folder.
21:55:57 <nate> https://weedology.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/450hempfest_gh_coverup.jpg
21:57:13 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA ok cunt, pantry pics by tomorrow or else you are banned for one month. steven_ has agreed to this
21:57:30 <steven_> im installing itunes
21:57:48 <steven_> wait ur piehole
21:58:27 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: BAM
22:00:43 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
22:00:47 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Oct 24, 2009) Time: 3:33 - Category: Music - 137,339,404 views - 747,348 likes (94.6%), 42,444 dislikes (5.4%)
22:01:20 <nate> plivent is all pedo this pedo that and wants to be friends with perfect people, is he from the rich kids of beverly hills?
22:02:31 <nate> i cant stand perfect people, wanna smash em :L
22:02:33 <EMMA> i got it
22:02:34 <EMMA> haha
22:02:40 <EMMA> but wait i have one more to show you
22:02:44 * nate rampages
22:03:23 <slinky_J> who wants thier bum fingered on camera?
22:03:28 <slinky_J> lots of money!
22:03:36 <slinky_J> for slurries to b anal on camera!
22:07:17 <nate> http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmif0m8tBq1qid05fo1_500.jpg
22:13:02 <EMMA> hey steven_
22:13:09 <EMMA> here is the rusty ollld vl
22:13:21 <EMMA> http://prntscr.com/86t37q
22:13:40 <nate> haha stevo vl dude
22:14:27 <EMMA> oh and here is the other
22:14:30 <EMMA> http://prntscr.com/86t3ma
22:15:17 <Osskkaarr> Whos VL is that ?
22:15:26 <EMMA> steven
22:15:32 <EMMA> both of them
22:15:40 <nate> Osskkaarr is jealous
22:15:58 <nate> Osskkaarr it isnt 1998 ;D
22:16:12 <Osskkaarr> That's in good condition.
22:16:13 <nate> wrx;s were cool back then
22:16:30 <Osskkaarr> Does it even have an engine ?
22:16:41 <EMMA> not as rusty as you thought?
22:16:45 <EMMA> yeahhhhhh
22:16:47 <EMMA> turbooooooooooooo
22:16:53 <Osskkaarr> Where's the red one ?
22:17:19 <EMMA> in freo was out on car cruise
22:17:35 <nate> commodore cruise time!
22:18:01 <EMMA> http://prntscr.com/86t4z7
22:18:09 <EMMA> that was my rusty old bucket Osskkaarr haha
22:18:14 <steven_> yo
22:18:31 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> hey Osskkaarr
22:18:34 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> how'd last night go?
22:18:58 <EMMA> ohh what happened last night??????????
22:19:07 <EMMA> do tell
22:19:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Osskkaarr met up with some chick and 'did what he had to do'
22:19:31 <Osskkaarr> Say what ?
22:19:43 <EMMA> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whattt you dirty bastard Osskkaarr
22:20:09 <EMMA> you get em
22:20:31 <steven_> emma u need to take photo
22:20:33 <steven_> i cant
22:20:38 <steven_> my phone wont connectt to laptop
22:20:59 <EMMA> i got them ready to go
22:21:08 <EMMA> but the pantry looks a little sad :(
22:21:11 <steven_> i could play xbox in the pantry
22:21:20 <EMMA> its been 2 weeks since i done any shopping
22:21:31 <steven_> who gives a fuck
22:21:33 <steven_> hahahah
22:21:35 <EMMA> hahaa
22:21:35 <amelia> we won't judge you
22:21:39 <amelia> ok we will
22:21:45 <EMMA> he wont like an empty pantry
22:21:46 <EMMA> haha
22:21:47 <steven_> these guys live in homeswest houses
22:21:51 <EMMA> hahaaaaaaa
22:21:54 <amelia> i live in a tent
22:21:55 <amelia> dw
22:22:02 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> ive seen empty pantries and empty fridges before, i have seen it all
22:22:20 <amelia> it can't be worse than my fridge
22:22:23 <EMMA> can i borrow it on saturday night? you can sleep in the spare room
22:22:29 <amelia> i think it jus had water n chopped up chicken
22:22:34 <amelia> so you be right emma
22:22:35 <EMMA> or with steven if you wish
22:23:17 <EMMA> I have one question first.
22:23:20 <amelia> m8 that does not sound appetising at all
22:23:33 <steven_> mate post that moist pic now
22:23:38 <EMMA> Who the hell drives around in the city with a jerry can strapped to the roof????????????????
22:24:02 <EMMA> you know who, this idiot does. http://prntscr.com/86t6zv
22:24:35 <EMMA> strapped down any everything, Its also ontop of a 4wd!!!
22:24:40 <EMMA> Fucking tripper
22:25:29 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Brett is a CaRRoT
22:25:30 <amelia> is that shteven
22:25:50 <amelia> HAHA CaRRoT
22:26:01 <EMMA> this is the best i could get, not as organized as the fake one hahaha.
22:26:04 <EMMA> http://prntscr.com/86t7w8
22:26:23 <EMMA> dont mind all that junk food there is a party on sunday YAYYYYYYYYYY
22:26:24 <amelia> why is vodka
22:26:29 <amelia> in the pantry
22:26:36 <EMMA> its been there for a year or two
22:26:43 <EMMA> dont drink
22:26:48 * Osskkaarr takes it
22:26:49 <EMMA> you can have it
22:26:50 <steven_> EMMA you didnt do the other side
22:26:50 <amelia> your pantry gives me anxiety
22:26:57 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> where is the #nh sign?
22:27:04 <amelia> i want to organise it
22:27:09 <EMMA> you cant
22:27:12 <amelia> and face everything with thr label to the front
22:27:18 <EMMA> http://prntscr.com/86t8i4
22:27:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> you can organise it next wednesday when she gets back from the supermarket
22:27:33 <EMMA> steven is bad at putting shit anywhere
22:27:35 <EMMA> cant win
22:27:46 <steven_> hahah
22:27:50 <EMMA> i did have it nice last wednesday
22:27:52 <steven_> emma all the food is where you didnt show
22:27:56 <amelia> YOU HAVE MARGERINE
22:28:05 <amelia> I CANT TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS
22:28:06 <steven_> she didnt even turn the corner
22:28:07 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> yuck
22:28:08 <steven_> hahahahahaahahahah
22:28:13 <EMMA> haha
22:28:17 <amelia> why the fuck is margarine in your pantry
22:28:19 <EMMA> cant be fucked
22:28:21 <EMMA> haha
22:28:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> even steven_ is disappointed by these awful pictures you are taking
22:28:26 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY2ekm_krNU
22:28:27 <EMMA> can you see bread
22:28:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Robbie Williams - Better Man (Nov 23, 2007) Time: 3:27 - Category: Music - 11,076,905 views - 22,877 likes (98.3%), 407 dislikes (1.7%)
22:28:33 <Osskkaarr> why the fuck is margarine in your pantry
22:28:33 <EMMA> noone uses it
22:28:41 <EMMA> its just there
22:28:50 <EMMA> coz i wanted it to be there.
22:28:51 <steven_> got butter in the fridge
22:28:53 <steven_> hahhhhhhhhhhh
22:28:54 <nate> lol weed is in it
22:28:56 <EMMA> yeahhhhhhhhhh
22:29:00 <amelia> fuckin
22:29:07 <amelia> anxiety attack
22:29:16 <EMMA> you can come and fix it
22:29:20 <EMMA> i give up
22:29:20 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> pic of fridge or gtfo
22:29:27 <EMMA> fridge is just as bad
22:29:34 <steven_> only if you show a pic of your hair
22:29:36 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooool
22:29:38 <EMMA> hahaaaaaa
22:29:39 <amelia> i need to shower to cool down please for the love of god dont post a pic of your walk in robe
22:29:42 <nate> amelia control your breathing dont think about Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
22:29:49 <EMMA> my robe is mine
22:29:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate message amelia for steamy sex
22:30:02 <EMMA> unless steven wears my clothing
22:30:07 <EMMA> then its bad
22:30:12 <amelia> issit organised
22:30:17 <EMMA> ill take a photo
22:30:18 <EMMA> haha
22:30:19 <amelia> into colours and seasons
22:30:26 <amelia> pls say yes
22:30:31 <amelia> i cant take anymore of this
22:31:56 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/86taby
22:32:01 <steven_> walk in robe
22:32:03 <steven_> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
22:32:11 <steven_> even got tv and xbox in there
22:32:21 <steven_> get off me, ultimate getaway
22:32:56 <nate> ya ment to have lube and sex toys in there
22:33:12 <steven_> yeh you cant see em
22:33:14 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/86taru
22:33:23 <steven_> where i take loopydogs money off him
22:33:48 <amelia> i see cum stains on the pool table
22:33:49 Nick: tisk is now known as god
22:33:52 <amelia> you guys are gross
22:34:00 <steven_> only 1
22:34:41 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/86tbbl <=- that is where emma sits and chats
22:34:42 <steven_> hahaha
22:35:07 Nick: god is now known as mimic
22:35:09 <amelia> her throne
22:35:25 <nate> wheres her vibrating chair
22:35:26 <amelia> brett must be feeling a lil overwhelmed right now
22:35:30 <amelia> so many photos
22:35:40 <Osskkaarr> Looollllllllllll cum stains on the pool table
22:36:46 <steven_> this is my toliet > http://prntscr.com/86tc62
22:36:55 <steven_> Osskkaarr, yeah its when u fuck on it
22:38:21 <nate> http://dallaspenn.com/pics/albums/album01/gassface.jpg
22:38:24 <nate> i found Osskkaarr
22:38:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllll @ emma's setup
22:39:31 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> four screens so EMMA never misses anything on irc
22:39:34 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:40:02 <steven_> not a thing
22:40:34 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> why's there sunlight coming through the blind?
22:40:37 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:40:42 <steven_> because i took it
22:40:45 <steven_> let me see
22:40:52 <steven_> i dunno a few months ago
22:40:59 <steven_> i got other pics bra
22:41:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> bullshit
22:41:05 <steven_> ok sn
22:41:05 <amelia> the cracks are showing
22:41:11 <steven_> LOOOOOOOL
22:41:13 <steven_> come around
22:41:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> this is not stuff to joke about
22:41:22 <amelia> steven has been outed
22:41:30 Quit: INVESTEC_ASHES ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:41:36 <amelia> you have deceived everyone
22:41:59 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/86tecl
22:42:03 <slinky_J> emma sits n chats in what looks like an OFFICE
22:42:15 <steven_> its called a parent retreat
22:42:17 <steven_> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
22:42:22 <steven_> in my bedroom kids
22:42:33 <slinky_J> get rid of the blinds mannn
22:42:37 <slinky_J> OFFICE BLINDS!
22:42:48 <steven_> them blinds have magnets in the bottom
22:42:50 <steven_> hahaha
22:42:55 <slinky_J> need some hot pink paint up in that shit with fake blood on the walls
22:43:02 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> steven_ and EMMA has disgraced themselves
22:43:03 <steven_> all my cupboards are self closing and cant be slammed
22:43:05 <slinky_J> and a cut out of eminem with a knife in his fkn head!
22:43:07 <slinky_J> nice
22:43:14 <amelia> soft closing
22:43:15 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> fake pics
22:43:23 <steven_> bret owns a homeswest house in midland
22:43:47 <Osskkaarr> They're old pictures.. they post the same ones.. "make it a night about us"
22:44:01 <steven_> loool
22:44:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> oh lets not go over where my house is, no point going over old stuff
22:44:05 <steven_> i just said my phone is fucked
22:44:07 <slinky_J> this tv show zoo sucks animal dicks
22:44:07 <steven_> weeetard
22:44:09 <steven_> they are old
22:44:21 <steven_> its all been upgraded
22:44:21 <amelia> osks show us your pad
22:44:26 <amelia> show me your robe
22:44:30 <steven_> because we dont sit at home on the dole
22:44:33 <steven_> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
22:44:38 <amelia> wots your get up style
22:44:41 <nate> Osskkaarr show me your nuts
22:44:42 <Osskkaarr> Don';t start fuckarse.
22:44:55 <amelia> who is that directed at
22:44:56 <steven_> Osskkaarr
22:44:58 <slinky_J> fuck arse shit
22:45:05 <slinky_J> dick butt cum
22:45:06 <slinky_J> cum.
22:45:09 <steven_> you have no money
22:45:09 <amelia> i jus wanted to see your getups
22:45:13 <steven_> your jelly
22:45:20 <Osskkaarr> diCK eM DoWn
22:45:40 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooool
22:45:56 <steven_> i showed sunv a brick of cash and he turned against me
22:45:58 <steven_> its called
22:46:03 <steven_> JELOUS
22:46:15 <Osskkaarr> Jelly of your VL with no engine ? haha good one tossa :)
22:46:23 <EMMA> here we gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
22:46:23 <steven_> lool
22:46:26 <steven_> they were both turbo
22:46:28 <steven_> ask jade
22:46:28 <Osskkaarr> looooollllllllllllllll
22:46:29 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll Osskkaarr 1-0 steven_
22:46:32 <steven_> braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
22:46:37 <EMMA> what yo mean ask jade??
22:46:38 <amelia> JaDe
22:46:44 <amelia> uh oh
22:46:49 <EMMA> unless there is something i dont know hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
22:46:50 <amelia> busted
22:46:54 <steven_> looooooool she always wanted a vl
22:46:57 <Osskkaarr> steven and Jade rooted in both VL's
22:47:02 <steven_> she new i had the best vl in WA
22:47:04 <steven_> everyone did
22:47:13 <EMMA> and how would she know these ones had engines??????? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
22:47:16 <steven_> looooooooooooooool her nose would fit up you butthole nice Osskkaarr
22:47:16 <nate> was it fast?:)
22:47:25 <DoC> Osskkaarr didnt get the root yet
22:47:33 <steven_> looooooool
22:47:36 <amelia> you kno stevens typing but at the same time hes shouting to emma "dun worry babe its nothing"
22:47:39 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Osskkaarr take us a pic of your pantry, show steven_ how it's done
22:47:49 <DoC> <anotherirc3r> Osskkaarr is shorter than me
22:47:50 <Osskkaarr> haha amelia
22:47:51 <steven_> loooool
22:47:51 <DoC> LOLL
22:47:59 <amelia> "babe i swear"
22:48:03 <steven_> its true
22:48:05 <Osskkaarr> looollllllll
22:48:06 <amelia> "cmon babe dont be like that"
22:48:37 <steven_> that is what is happening
22:48:39 <DoC> Osskkaarr is a virgin
22:48:43 <amelia> ahahaha
22:48:54 <EMMA> it is?
22:48:59 <EMMA> i cant hear a thing
22:49:03 <EMMA> LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
22:49:05 <slinky_J> r u two dating now
22:49:06 <amelia> no anal for steven tonight
22:49:10 <amelia> you dun fucked up now son
22:49:13 <slinky_J> NO ANAL!
22:49:24 <steven_> loool
22:49:32 <steven_> 98% of this channel is single
22:49:53 <amelia> I'm single cos i choose to be
22:50:00 <EMMA> about to be 100% fool.
22:50:02 <steven_> we all wanna die alone
22:50:16 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAH steven gonna get rolled
22:50:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i was just flicking tv channels and on afl360 they are giving away a fridge
22:50:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:50:33 <amelia> emma can you post a pic of his black eye
22:50:34 <DoC> everyone gets root steven except Osskkaarr
22:50:46 <EMMA> sure
22:50:52 <amelia> i cant wait
22:50:55 <amelia> yesssssss
22:51:06 <steven_> Osskkaarr fucks his cat
22:51:24 <steven_> then tells everyone tisk fucks his car
22:51:25 <DoC> even tisk is better than him
22:51:29 <amelia> thats the wrong kind of pussy osk
22:51:29 <steven_> projection.
22:51:46 <steven_> car = cat
22:52:25 <EMMA> bammmmmm http://prntscr.com/86tidx
22:52:49 <amelia> bwahahahahahahahha
22:52:57 <steven_> emma
22:53:01 <EMMA> yes
22:53:05 <steven_> i showed brett a pic where u sit
22:53:14 <steven_> he doesnt beleive it
22:53:14 <EMMA> yes
22:53:18 <EMMA> i know
22:53:25 <EMMA> i seen
22:53:28 <steven_> what screen did you see it on ?
22:53:34 <EMMA> my fat ass needs a lot of space
22:53:42 <amelia> WHY DON'T YOU ASK JADE OK STEVEN
22:53:43 <EMMA> my toshiba
22:53:56 <steven_> i did she said she got a re-straining order on oskar
22:54:01 <amelia> ahahahahahhaah
22:54:13 <EMMA> lolllll
22:54:15 <nate> omfg ;D
22:54:24 <nate> Osskkaarr!!!!
22:54:33 <Osskkaarr> Say what ?
22:54:49 <steven_> when we fucked in the back of the vl
22:55:03 <steven_> she told me she put a re-straining order on you
22:55:09 <DoC> LOL
22:55:13 <Osskkaarr> lol Talk shit.
22:55:18 <steven_> she did bro
22:55:32 <nate> OMG Osskkaarr!!!
22:55:36 <Osskkaarr> Make up anything you like steven boy :)
22:55:37 * nate looks away
22:55:42 <steven_> you went to court for it ?
22:55:46 <Osskkaarr> you got nothin :)
22:56:15 <steven_> known stalker?
22:56:31 * Osskkaarr yawns
22:56:49 <amelia> cmon guys
22:56:56 <amelia> can we jus focus on the real issue here
22:57:06 <amelia> bretts disgusting ranga hair
22:57:27 <steven_> looooooooool
22:57:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> elephant in the room
22:57:34 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Osskkaarr when is jen coming back
22:57:37 <steven_> brett is this true?
22:57:44 <nate> yeah when!
22:57:47 <amelia> it is 100% true
22:57:48 <steven_> pics or GTFO
22:57:52 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> yes steven_, i woke up and amelia was stroking it like a sicko
22:57:56 <nate> i like red hair all over my penis
22:58:07 * nate gushes
22:58:13 <amelia> that part is not true at all
22:58:24 <amelia> lying disgusting ranga
22:58:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i was like wtf am i then noticed the coon stench
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22:58:30 <nate> amelia have u been stealing my red hair?
22:58:34 <nate> no dice
22:58:38 <steven_> she sad she got burnt
22:58:40 <steven_> said
22:58:48 <amelia> i would do no such thing
22:58:56 <amelia> i want nothing to do with fantapants
22:58:59 <nate> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu wanted to taste australia
22:59:06 <steven_> looooooooooool
22:59:18 Mode: (by steven_) +v jackstevensa
22:59:21 Mode: (by steven_) -m
22:59:34 <amelia> whos jack
22:59:38 <steven_> who cares?
22:59:41 <nate> bum jack?
22:59:43 <steven_> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
22:59:44 <EMMA> amelia
22:59:47 <EMMA> she cares!
22:59:52 <steven_> get her!
22:59:53 <amelia> issit loopy
22:59:58 <steven_> na
22:59:58 <nate> amelia is a sweet native girl
23:00:03 <EMMA> be nice or i give you another black eye
23:00:14 <steven_> sorry
23:00:25 <EMMA> just ask jade.
23:00:30 * amelia spears a turtle
23:00:38 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA JaDe
23:00:42 <EMMA> HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
23:00:47 <steven_> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
23:00:50 <nate> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu flash ya grub at amelia:)
23:00:55 <EMMA> have you ever tried spearing a turtle?
23:00:58 <nate> photos brett photos!
23:01:03 <steven_> i have
23:01:06 <amelia> no i would probably cry
23:01:09 <steven_> ;p
23:01:09 <Osskkaarr> No wonder Emma has no friends.. she's violent.
23:01:12 <steven_> they stink
23:01:15 <amelia> i kinda like turtles
23:01:20 <EMMA> im not violent
23:01:20 <steven_> loooooooooool
23:01:27 <EMMA> noone likes me coz im a bitch
23:01:29 <steven_> Osskkaarr i would send her out to flog you pusssy dick
23:01:33 <nate> steven likes the rough sex
23:01:47 <amelia> why don't you send JaDe
23:01:57 <amelia> ohh restraining order
23:01:58 <steven_> because she has a re-straining order on him
23:02:00 <amelia> dats right
23:02:03 <steven_> looooooooooooooool
23:02:08 <nate> u sending girls out for booty calls?
23:02:14 <EMMA> hahaaaaaaaaaaaa im a lover not a fighter!
23:02:18 <nate> told ya
23:02:47 <nate> Osskkaarr what girls u like son, any?
23:02:58 <EMMA> but everyones to scared to talk to me, they think im a monster :(
23:03:15 <EMMA> you nate he likes you.
23:03:24 <nate> he does!?!!?
23:03:29 <nate> i dont have a commodore
23:03:47 <nate> first rule of making love to Osskkaarr
23:03:52 <nate> have a nice commodore
23:03:59 <nate> or one that sorta works
23:04:03 <EMMA> he dont like me and i own one
23:04:09 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> whos black eye?
23:04:11 <EMMA> so it must be a different carrrrr
23:04:24 <nate> he likes ya 4 sure
23:04:27 <EMMA> stevens just smacked him in the head
23:04:27 <amelia> some monsters are cute tho
23:04:38 <amelia> skully from monsters inc
23:04:46 <amelia> itkis from ahhh real monsters
23:04:47 <amelia> etc
23:05:00 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> what about EMMA?
23:05:01 <EMMA> oh the guy who holds his eyes?
23:05:04 <amelia> too bad you're Krum tho
23:05:08 <amelia> yah krum holds his eyes
23:05:11 Part: jackstevensa ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks
23:05:15 <EMMA> ohhhhhh i see
23:05:29 <EMMA> oh he was the rabbit looking one
23:05:31 <EMMA> haha
23:05:36 <amelia> ohh i see wotchu did there
23:05:42 <amelia> yahhh the cute rabbiy
23:05:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA are you and steven_ friends with loopydog?
23:05:54 <amelia> who was jacks
23:06:10 <EMMA> yes sort of
23:06:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> does he really come over and play pool?
23:06:21 <EMMA> he used to show off and crash into trees
23:06:24 <EMMA> haha yes
23:06:28 <EMMA> he sure does
23:06:31 <nate> https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/JIS5ptqYBTVyGQyNYMcv5xoV36Y=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/3435986/dolphin.0.jpg
23:06:36 <nate> this is a cute monster
23:06:42 <EMMA> he loves hitting trees with his front bumper
23:06:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> did you know his ex wife?
23:07:00 <amelia> was he the culprit who destroyed your pantry
23:07:03 <EMMA> is that you nate?
23:07:12 <EMMA> nope never met her
23:07:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> that is what i imagine nate to look like
23:07:23 <EMMA> no its called living with 2 males.
23:07:28 <EMMA> winninggggggggggggg
23:07:33 <EMMA> i need another female!
23:07:39 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> who is the other male?
23:07:43 <amelia> females are worse
23:08:06 <thestig> who puts the toilet seat down?
23:08:10 <EMMA> ME!
23:08:16 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> who is the other male?
23:08:29 <amelia> JaDe
23:08:31 <Osskkaarr> Emma stands up.. cocks bigger than stevens.
23:08:33 <EMMA> hahaaaa
23:08:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:08:46 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Osskkaarr 2-0 EMMA
23:09:03 <nate> http://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/17765719.jpg
23:09:06 <EMMA> how am i on 0 im not even trying
23:09:37 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> how would you be on anything less than 0 if you are not trying?
23:09:46 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> more than 0
23:09:47 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllll
23:09:55 <nate> if u were on Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu that would be less than a 0
23:10:01 <nate> OHH MY!
23:10:04 <EMMA> thats right, you love sucking his cock.
23:10:05 <nate> OHHHh MHHHYY
23:10:17 <nate> OHH MY RED COCK:L
23:10:32 <EMMA> noooooooooo
23:10:48 <nate> emma do u like ginger
23:10:59 <nate> in ya teeth!
23:11:03 <nate> nomnomnom
23:11:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA who is the other male that lives with you and steven?
23:11:29 <nate> Coldplay - The Scientist
23:11:32 <EMMA> what sort of ginger we talking about? if you mean Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu then no i dont like ginger.
23:12:03 <Osskkaarr> stevens boyfriend.. while Emma's jerking off to IRC.. hes in bed with another man.
23:12:12 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:12:16 Join: FUCKYOUCUNTS ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
23:12:25 <slinky_J> mi goreng noodles bitches!
23:12:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Osskkaarr 3-0 EMMA
23:12:30 <EMMA> LOL
23:12:32 <slinky_J> woop woop!
23:12:42 <steven_> brett i like your scoring bro
23:12:50 <EMMA> no Osskkaarr im not like you i dont need to fap off over pictures
23:13:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Osskkaarr 3-1 EMMA
23:13:03 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:13:07 <steven_> Osskkaarr = serial stalker
23:13:11 <slinky_J> EMMA i banged steven_ on yo computer desk
23:13:14 <EMMA> if i want it im sure i can get it
23:13:18 <amelia> brett on a scale of 1 - 10 (10 being fire), how ranga are your pubes
23:13:18 <slinky_J> WOT CHU GONE DO!
23:13:20 <slinky_J> bam
23:13:21 <EMMA> thats ok slinky
23:13:21 <Osskkaarr> and yet.. here you are posting pictures cause ya jerkin off.
23:13:29 <slinky_J> dayum girl
23:13:32 <slinky_J> thx
23:13:33 <steven_> you reposted
23:13:34 <slinky_J> ;)
23:13:37 <steven_> loooooooooool
23:13:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> on a scale 1-10 my ranga is 100
23:14:02 <EMMA> i posted it for you to jerk off
23:14:07 <EMMA> not myself
23:14:13 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> dont forget my fire freckles either
23:14:20 <steven_> loooooooool
23:14:25 <EMMA> all gingers have freckles
23:14:34 <steven_> can i play dot 2 dot with ur freckles
23:14:37 <EMMA> no matter what!
23:14:50 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i am a carrot top
23:14:52 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:14:53 <EMMA> in time you wont need a tan the freckles will join as one
23:14:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> like babygirl
23:15:04 <steven_> do you have pimples brett?
23:15:09 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> no just freckles
23:15:10 <nate> this is pretty hot chatting;p
23:15:13 <EMMA> too old got pimples
23:15:20 <steven_> PICS OR GTFO
23:15:21 <EMMA> for88
23:15:35 <EMMA> fuck
23:15:54 <steven_> EMMA you ready to be pissed on?
23:16:04 <EMMA> you ready for my bloodddddddd
23:16:06 <EMMA> hahahaaaaaaaaaa
23:16:28 <amelia> you ruined your chances of that the second you dropped jades name steven
23:16:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5f/27/73/5f2773f8d9c06b9060734b8cd55e3861.jpg
23:16:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> that's me, i am a ranga nigger
23:16:53 <EMMA> where is the blood coming from, oh just my vagina. LOL dont push me while im shaving my legs!!!
23:17:01 <amelia> emma
23:17:02 <amelia> wtf
23:17:10 <amelia> HAHA
23:17:14 <EMMA> you had to be there
23:17:30 <EMMA> he pissed on me, i cut myself wiped it on him
23:17:37 <EMMA> he was very upset
23:17:49 <amelia> i thought you were talkin about menstruation
23:17:59 <EMMA> no just saying it made him gag
23:18:08 <EMMA> cut my ankle when shaving :(
23:18:09 <amelia> passing on aids
23:18:20 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> cut your cankles u mean
23:18:24 <EMMA> cant catch that twice
23:18:29 <amelia> shes working on it ok
23:18:32 <EMMA> oh yes my cankles.
23:18:38 <EMMA> im sorry
23:18:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> its ok, amelia has them too
23:18:57 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> not everyone is fit and terrific like nate
23:18:58 <amelia> i read that as cake
23:19:02 <amelia> not cankles
23:19:07 <EMMA> thats ok, im sure we can get a root when we need.
23:19:14 <EMMA> unlike some
23:19:26 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> u not into rangas EMMA?
23:19:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:19:35 <EMMA> cankles or not we will be getting it
23:19:46 Quit: FUCKYOUCUNTS ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
23:19:48 <amelia> my cankles get me laid
23:19:52 <EMMA> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu my family are gingers
23:20:00 <EMMA> thank fuck im not
23:20:06 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> they are lucky
23:20:09 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> gingers 4 lyfe
23:20:16 <amelia> disown them
23:20:19 <EMMA> just flash them an watch em all fall.
23:20:22 <amelia> no one needs family like that
23:20:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> CaRRoT top 4 lyfe
23:20:30 <EMMA> haha
23:20:34 <amelia> Brett is a CaRRoT
23:20:36 <EMMA> im talking bright red
23:20:43 <slinky_J> cartman will help u get rid of gingers
23:20:44 <EMMA> nothing can compare
23:20:54 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> carrot or GTFO
23:21:06 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA is cut she couldnt get her own carrot, had to settle for steven_
23:21:10 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:21:18 <slinky_J> what the
23:21:26 <EMMA> lol
23:21:40 <EMMA> id rather my child not having a bright orange head.
23:21:57 <slinky_J> y
23:21:59 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> why not?
23:22:03 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> you colourist?
23:22:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> thats like being racist
23:22:39 <EMMA> coz this shit aint cute
23:22:42 <EMMA> http://prntscr.com/86tuvs
23:23:05 <slinky_J> ye mon
23:23:10 <slinky_J> the ranga on Ellen pissed me off
23:23:15 <steven_> looooool
23:23:15 <slinky_J> and the kid was only like 5
23:23:19 <slinky_J> and i wanted to kill it
23:23:19 <steven_> im going to bed
23:23:21 <slinky_J> FUCK
23:23:24 <EMMA> same
23:23:26 <slinky_J> reminding me of shit!
23:23:31 <steven_> enjoy your fingers/hands guys
23:23:31 <EMMA> lets go fuck.
23:23:33 <slinky_J> go to bed quitters
23:23:35 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> slinky_J they are bullying me
23:23:46 <slinky_J> I LOVE BOTH MY HANDS EQUALLY
23:23:50 <slinky_J> AND GIVE THEM EQUAL TIME
23:23:53 <slinky_J> WITH THE DICK.
23:23:54 <steven_> leave brett alone he got teased enough at school
23:23:58 <slinky_J> HATER
23:24:00 <steven_> why do you think he is on irc
23:24:01 <slinky_J> :P
23:24:10 <EMMA> to find a gf
23:24:14 <EMMA> like most of them
23:24:16 <EMMA> hahahaaaaaaaa
23:24:20 <steven_> he is gay tho
23:24:24 <EMMA> he is
23:24:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> yes
23:24:28 <steven_> derr
23:24:32 <EMMA> no wonder wht he loves Osskkaarr
23:24:35 <EMMA> bummmmmmmbuddies
23:24:39 * slinky_J aint on here to find a gf
23:24:40 <EMMA> get in it
23:24:42 <steven_> hahah
23:24:45 <slinky_J> all this ppl meetin eachother
23:24:46 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i have my eye on Osskkaarr but he rejected me
23:24:48 <slinky_J> *shiverz*
23:24:49 <steven_> ahah
23:24:52 <steven_> get into slinky_J
23:24:53 <slinky_J> faggot shit
23:24:55 <steven_> he will do ya
23:24:58 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
23:25:04 <steven_> do him slinky
23:25:06 <slinky_J> LETS MEET UP
23:25:09 <steven_> in the pooper
23:25:21 <slinky_J> ill wreck that ass
23:25:27 <steven_> ahahaha yeah boii
23:25:31 <slinky_J> make sure you stick a hose up that ass first Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
23:25:39 <slinky_J> wash yo asshole of a mouth!
23:25:48 <steven_> ahhahhh
23:25:50 <slinky_J> I AINT GAY
23:25:57 <steven_> you mean the vacum
23:25:57 <slinky_J> BUT ILL SUCK YO ASSHOLE DRY
23:26:01 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
23:26:09 <nate> i an't gay, wait i am ;D
23:26:16 <slinky_J> lel
23:26:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA and amelia stuck with loser no hopers coz they cant land themselves a red hotty
23:26:55 <EMMA> LOL
23:27:02 <EMMA> to produce ugly kids?
23:27:06 <steven_> www.nerdhacks.net
23:27:12 <EMMA> Id rather my kid not get bullied at school.
23:27:13 <steven_> everyone click that link please
23:27:34 <slinky_J> and youd rather your kid didnt come from an irc RELATIONSHIP
23:27:36 <steven_> tell me when you have done it so i can check my paypal
23:27:36 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
23:27:58 <slinky_J> draw and @ on the kids head and call it Opper
23:28:08 <steven_> ahaha
23:28:13 <slinky_J> lol
23:28:39 <slinky_J> i met an irc chick YESSSSSSS hope we get married and have kids
23:28:48 <slinky_J> and tell them how mom and dad met!
23:28:58 <slinky_J> OH HOW WE WILL LAUGH
23:29:53 <EMMA> how will you laugh?
23:30:10 <slinky_J> typing it on a keyboard
23:30:14 <slinky_J> L O L
23:30:23 Quit: Exo ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
23:30:23 <EMMA> haha
23:30:33 <slinky_J> then my 4 yr old kid will stab me in the face, call me a fucken loser n move out
23:30:34 <slinky_J> ahaha
23:30:59 <slinky_J> then ill go to #kids and get a new one for me n my irc wife.
23:34:16 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA
23:34:20 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> stop cybering Osskkaarr
23:34:23 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:34:31 <EMMA> LOL
23:34:46 <EMMA> Im sorry ill try stop he is such a stud muffin i cant help myself
23:34:48 <Osskkaarr> Say what ?
23:35:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Osskkaarr when's jen coming back?
23:36:48 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlR0MkrRklg
23:36:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ariana Grande - Santa Tell Me (Dec 12, 2014) Time: 5:40 - Category: Music - 50,541,211 views - 568,530 likes (94.2%), 35,188 dislikes (5.8%)
23:38:03 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Osskkaarr when's jen coming back?
23:38:46 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Osskkaarr
23:38:50 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> flirt with me i think you're cute
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23:42:28 Mode: (by grubs) +v loopydog
23:43:10 <Osskkaarr> [20/08/2015 23:42:35] (steven): i just owned 2 of my gay lovers in bed in a row
23:43:29 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> roflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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23:43:56 <EMMA> <steven> i just owned 2 modders in a row
23:44:13 <EMMA> loopydog your back
23:44:23 <EMMA> well isnt that great.
23:44:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> <steven> my negro lovers ass feels so good
23:44:49 <amelia> hay loopy, rejected anymore SLuTS lately
23:44:54 <EMMA> your a red headed negro
23:45:01 <EMMA> so what you talking about?
23:45:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> no im not negro, full red skin ranga ok
23:45:42 <EMMA> red or white ?
23:45:44 <steven_> looooooooooooool
23:45:46 <loopydog> i wont b rejectin u amelia
23:45:52 <loopydog> u good to go
23:45:58 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> white, but after 20 seconds in the sun full on red
23:46:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:46:05 <EMMA> hahaaaaa
23:46:06 <amelia> phew
23:46:14 <steven_> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
23:46:15 <EMMA> loopydog is coming for ya amelia
23:46:18 <EMMA> better hide
23:46:35 <PissNational> PiSsSsSsSsSs
23:46:47 <EMMA> cool story
23:46:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lololoollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ PissNational
23:46:58 <PissNational> lmaoooooooooooooooooo @ Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
23:47:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> PissNational carrot top had a meltdown tonight lolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:47:16 <PissNational> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
23:47:18 <PissNational> What happened?
23:47:24 <PissNational> She lose it did she?
23:47:31 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> she just went spastic and set +m
23:47:34 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:47:38 <EMMA> he is talking about himself.
23:47:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> said she wasnt a slut
23:47:43 <PissNational> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
23:47:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:47:50 <PissNational> I like it when she does that
23:48:04 <PissNational> She puts on +m then starts to defend herself
23:48:10 <steven_> who fighting
23:48:20 <EMMA> me and you
23:48:21 <EMMA> cunt
23:48:32 <PissNational> ummmm fuck, they made Bigfoot vs Hunt 2, I think for Melbourne
23:48:37 <PissNational> Buuutt sooner
23:48:38 <PissNational> oh
23:48:44 <PissNational> its that mighty mouse card
23:48:46 <steven_> really
23:48:57 <PissNational> Yeah match is made, UFC 194
23:48:59 <EMMA> yes really steven
23:49:00 <steven_> bigfoot lost on steroids
23:49:09 <steven_> hahahhh
23:49:15 <PissNational> LOOOOOOLLLLLL
23:49:18 Quit: loopydog ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
23:49:22 <PissNational> He will get his jaw cracked again
23:49:29 <steven_> bigfoot wants to fight aussies cuz they are shit
23:49:39 <steven_> hunt destroyed him when he was on em
23:49:48 <steven_> ahhahh
23:50:03 <PissNational> LOOOOOLLLLLL
23:50:05 <steven_> what did you think of hulk
23:50:06 <steven_> SA
23:50:08 <steven_> SOA
23:50:10 <PissNational> Bigdoot is a loser
23:50:12 <PissNational> The gasser
23:50:15 <PissNational> LOOOLLLLL
23:50:15 <steven_> ahaahaha
23:50:25 <PissNational> Mir vs Arlov is soon
23:50:41 <steven_> if mir pulls out a bullshit knockout
23:50:45 <steven_> i will be suprised
23:50:49 <PissNational> oh same
23:50:57 <PissNational> Although, he is the legend killer
23:51:05 <steven_> because i have always said he is shit
23:51:09 <PissNational> He beats the legends up. maybe because theya re old
23:51:09 <EMMA> ohhhh fuck off with your ufc shit, when george comes back it will all be over!!!
23:51:25 <steven_> he is scared of hendricks
23:51:29 <steven_> so no time soon
23:51:37 <EMMA> oh steven your scared of me
23:51:42 <EMMA> little bitch
23:51:47 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> ufc like wwe?
23:51:49 <PissNational> Hendricks said hes not wrestling next fight, its going to be a lawler like fight
23:51:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllllll
23:52:23 <EMMA> nothing like wwe Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
23:52:25 <steven_> hendricks said he was going back to wrestling i thought
23:52:26 <EMMA> its not fake
23:52:27 <EMMA> hahaha
23:52:31 <PissNational> rofl
23:52:32 <PissNational> he did
23:52:34 <PissNational> but then
23:52:37 <PissNational> he didnt get the title shot
23:52:39 <PissNational> So now
23:52:40 <steven_> 'what ever it takes to win'
23:52:42 <EMMA> he got fucked in the ass
23:52:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> wwe is real
23:52:46 <steven_> 'if its boring i dont care im winning'
23:52:47 <EMMA> and died of aids
23:52:47 <PissNational> he says hes going to be exciting
23:52:47 <steven_> haahah
23:52:50 <PissNational> yes
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23:52:53 <PissNational> he did say those things
23:52:56 Mode: (by grubs) +v loopydog
23:52:59 <PissNational> I think he will beat woodley
23:53:00 <EMMA> really real wrestling
23:53:01 <EMMA> really real wrestling
23:53:02 <EMMA> really real wrestling
23:53:03 <EMMA> really real wrestling
23:53:19 <steven_> woodley has been exposed
23:53:22 <PissNational> yes
23:53:25 <steven_> but he can knockout anyone at anytime
23:53:26 <steven_> haaha
23:53:31 <PissNational> Rory exposed him
23:53:34 <steven_> yeh
23:53:39 <EMMA> well enjoy talking about men running around in their undies.
23:53:43 <steven_> bigtime
23:53:49 <EMMA> i bet that makes you honry
23:53:49 <steven_> so did condit ?
23:53:52 <PissNational> Rory was almost toying with him it seemed
23:53:52 <loopydog> can u buy me a bacon delux steven and drop it off
23:53:54 <steven_> oh
23:53:56 <steven_> he beat condit
23:53:59 <EMMA> oh loopydog
23:54:00 <PissNational> yeah
23:54:03 <PissNational> the leg injury
23:54:06 <steven_> yeah
23:54:10 <EMMA> where is bacon deluxe from?
23:54:11 <PissNational> He bragged about winning that too
23:54:13 <PissNational> the jerk lol
23:54:16 <steven_> loooooool
23:54:22 <steven_> condit would win rematch
23:54:29 <EMMA> if hungry cracks i just got dinner for steven.
23:54:32 <PissNational> Yes
23:54:53 <PissNational> If woodley beats hendricks he will get a title shot and it might be against condit
23:54:54 <loopydog> did ya
23:54:57 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> what dinner? what did you have?
23:54:57 <PissNational> If they both lose
23:54:57 <EMMA> yep
23:54:59 <PissNational> they will fight too
23:55:01 <loopydog> so its too late
23:55:08 <EMMA> steven had hungry cracks
23:55:14 <loopydog> fuck
23:55:17 <steven_> haahaha
23:55:20 <EMMA> yep sure is
23:55:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> what did you have?
23:55:26 <EMMA> about 2 hours too late
23:55:39 <steven_> lawler might knock condit out
23:55:39 <steven_> hahah
23:55:42 <EMMA> i had a freezer boxed meal :(
23:55:50 <loopydog> OK
23:55:55 <EMMA> one of those "healthy" things
23:55:59 <EMMA> you know yayyyyyyyyy
23:56:04 <loopydog> im really starving
23:56:13 <steven_> i love lawler but i think condit has the tools to finish him
23:56:15 <EMMA> you could of eaten mine
23:56:26 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> which boxed meal was it?
23:56:33 <loopydog> i'll love to eat urs
23:56:44 <amelia> they are shit and high in salt
23:56:54 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> they are v natural
23:56:55 <EMMA> lean quisine
23:57:05 <EMMA> cuisine!!
23:57:11 <EMMA> yep i know
23:57:17 <EMMA> but better than hungry cracks
23:57:22 <amelia> mos def
23:57:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> what was it EMMA?
23:57:29 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> chicken?
23:57:54 <EMMA> yep chicken
23:58:05 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> chicken what?
23:58:24 <EMMA> linguine
23:58:28 <EMMA> something like that
23:58:28 <steven_> fuck
23:58:33 <steven_> i wanna get this arab in here
23:58:34 <amelia> thats so lovely of steven to support you in your weight loss, eating hungry jacks in front of you
23:58:38 <steven_> he will give you all cancer
23:58:42 <EMMA> haha
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23:58:55 <EMMA> i dont mind i used to be 55kg's
23:59:01 <EMMA> looked like i had a problem
23:59:05 <amelia> how tall
23:59:14 <EMMA> 175cm
23:59:22 <amelia> wots your biggest
23:59:25 <EMMA> noooooo boobs no asssss nothing
23:59:29 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> no fibbing EMMA
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23:59:34 Mode: (by grubs) +o Osskkaarr
23:59:41 <steven_> she had massive tits
23:59:44 <steven_> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
23:59:44 <EMMA> just under 90 haha got fat!!
23:59:49 <amelia> 90!!!
23:59:52 <EMMA> i blame steven
23:59:53 <steven_> she had massive tits
23:59:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll