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00:19 <smashmouse> fkn like ten more mins or watev
00:20 <smashmouse> boring
00:39 <chucky> blackwood pedo
00:46 <chucky> blackwood is a loser
00:47 <smashmouse> oui?
00:53 <smashmouse> tu eres un pede
01:03 <steven_> looool
01:06 <smashmouse> i speak three languages cunt
01:09 <Osskkaarr> [Staind - Its Been A While] - (4:27/192kbps)
01:11 <anotherirc3r> ?
01:16 <smashmouse> who the fuck are you to me
01:18 <+muppet> Rush - Manhattan Project (Power Windows [1985]) [05:08]
01:24 <chucky> you dont speak 3 languages idiot
01:29 <smashmouse> k so i set up shots
01:32 <smashmouse> n lines
01:36 <chucky> you dont do shit idiot
01:40 <DoC> Blackwood - Junkie Women Basher
01:42 <smashmouse> n taped up a twenny
01:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> damn i forgot to tell picard that richmond are shit
01:46 <chucky> Blackwood - Junkie Women Basher
01:54 <steven_> ahaha
01:59 <smashmouse> what would you know about me cunny
02:05 <smashmouse> HOPE FOR THE WEST
02:09 <chucky> that you are a liar
02:11 <chucky> big time liar
02:16 <smashmouse> soon to get drug fucked and literally fucked
02:16 <chucky> like most people on here
02:18 <chucky> you just talk shit
02:20 <smashmouse> im gonna wreck her
02:23 <chucky> absolute shit
02:25 <smashmouse> hurry the fuck up
02:29 <chucky> you gunna sit on irc all night ?
02:29 <smashmouse> on the sex couch
02:36 <chucky> gunna fuck yourself on irc faggot are you?
02:47 <smashmouse> chicks always start out on all fours or put their arms up on the back
02:51 <smashmouse> then they get slack
02:58 <smashmouse> but they push they arse out
03:06 <smashmouse> i hope she like anal
03:10 <Osskkaarr> Shitwood has been raging for 7 hours.
03:12 <smashmouse> coz i love that shit
03:14 <Osskkaarr> loooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllll
03:15 <Osskkaarr> loooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllll
03:17 <smashmouse> RAGING
03:20 <DoC> Blackwood - Junkie Women Basher
03:20 <smashmouse> HARD
03:22 <smashmouse> DICK
03:46 <smashmouse> dude i just got 2 x
04:06 <smashmouse> got dex out my ass n shots from here to timbucktoo
04:09 <smashmouse> on the bench
04:24 <smashmouse> i should hide this bottle of whiskey tho
04:32 <smashmouse> old virginia its nice
04:36 <smashmouse> fkn vodka
04:48 <smashmouse> oer
04:50 <smashmouse> c ya!
04:59 <DoC> Blackwood - Junkie Women Basher
05:00 <DoC> Blackwood - Junkie Women Basher
05:01 <DoC> Blackwood - Junkie Women Basher
05:02 <+muppet> dave has been raging for 10 straight years
05:22 <DoC> lol
05:24 <smashmouse> fk was my neighbour
06:00 <Osskkaarr> lol @ son
06:04 <Osskkaarr> Talk shit
06:17 <smashmouse> mentalson is here
06:18 <smashmouse> !
06:21 <smashmouse> wooooooo
06:23 <smashmouse> sup kid
06:25 * smashmouse unzips
06:31 <Osskkaarr> go back to Perth ... i'll come see you.
06:36 <smashmouse> im already horny as FUCK
06:43 <Osskkaarr> and shove ya bong up your arse.
06:46 <DoC> lololl
06:46 <+muppet> bullshit youll come see me
06:53 <DoC> Fighttttttttttttttttttttttt
06:53 <+muppet> haha
06:58 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: looool David is still suffering severe butthurt..
06:59 <+muppet> dave rapes luke with piece of bong hose
07:03 <+muppet> that would look interesting i the news
07:04 <Osskkaarr> lol
07:06 <DoC> Round 5 started
07:26 <anotherirc3r> that quit message doesn't even make sense
07:42 <Osskkaarr> He's cut.
07:50 <anotherirc3r> for what reason?
07:51 <steven_> haha
07:53 <amelia> either does a lot of the shit dribbled on here
07:55 <+muppet> i can see you sitting there with a cheesy fuckin grin dave
07:57 <amelia> who c:-)
07:58 <amelia> cares
08:07 <amelia> fuck off smiley face
08:08 <Osskkaarr> haha son .... that's meeee
08:10 <+muppet> infront of your CRT's
08:15 <Osskkaarr> lol
08:21 <Osskkaarr> Nothin wrong with CRT's
08:27 <Osskkaarr> Still works
08:29 <Osskkaarr> does its shit
08:39 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> so Osskkaarr has wanked over anotherirc3r's pic several times, who cares lets all move on
08:44 <+muppet> yeah nothings wrong cept for eye cancer
08:49 <+muppet> i used crt's for years for work
08:58 <+muppet> and now im pretty much allergic to bright sunlight
09:00 <anotherirc3r> a crt would be good
09:03 <anotherirc3r> to hook up my consoles
09:04 <+muppet> im hypersensitive to it
09:13 <+muppet> i have to wear sunglasses in the fuckin supermarket
09:17 <Osskkaarr> Mines lost its brightness
09:18 <+muppet> cos the fluoros do my fucking head in
09:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> loolol sunglasses in a supermarket, which supermarket? i wanna come watch
09:45 <+muppet> anotherirc3r send me a pic, youd must be hot if daves bustin a nut over you
09:50 <+muppet> hahaha
09:54 <DoC> loooooooooooolllllllllllllllll @ Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
09:58 <+muppet> watch me walk around with raybans on in the supermarket
10:01 <amelia> now theres sarcasm
10:01 <+muppet> you are easily amused
10:03 <smashmouse> I have two big marbles
10:05 <anotherirc3r> ...
10:08 <smashmouse> I can never lose
10:19 <smashmouse> don't be so sensitive I say.
10:32 <Osskkaarr> lol son ... I head you were boning Jade... is that true ?
10:36 <Osskkaarr> heard*
10:41 <+muppet> never
10:44 <Osskkaarr> bullshit
10:44 <smashmouse> Jade
10:51 <Osskkaarr> dylan told me
10:52 <+muppet> seriously man
10:55 <+muppet> dylans full of shit
10:56 <smashmouse> who is this jade
11:10 <+muppet> one of the most saught after irc hotties ever to exist on this network
11:18 <smashmouse> show a pic
11:21 <+muppet> anyway, if i did wouldnt i be a legend
11:25 <smashmouse> ill trade for the one im gonna fk
11:27 <smashmouse> she is LATE
11:28 <smashmouse> LATE
11:34 <amelia> she was slim
11:36 <amelia> not hot
11:37 <smashmouse> FOR A VERY IMPORTANT SPIDERMAN ON HER ARSE
11:37 <Osskkaarr> 'if you did' ... you did you lying fuck!
11:41 <amelia> but irc standards
11:42 <smashmouse> show me a pic
11:49 <amelia> she would prob be considered hot
11:53 <+muppet> what, so does that make me a legend
12:05 <smashmouse> a legend
12:09 <+muppet> no really i was very close with her, shed be about 8/8 on the hot crazy matrix
12:15 <smashmouse> u have to be me
12:18 <smashmouse> like today
12:22 <+muppet> right on the line of the fun zone and the no go zone
12:24 <smashmouse> thong smacked onto my nut
12:28 <smashmouse> stand up
12:35 <smashmouse> say spank me
12:38 <smashmouse> hard as FUCK
12:42 <smashmouse> and doug did
12:46 <smashmouse> was choice
13:02 <smashmouse> muppet when you've been smashing hottie pussy
13:05 <smashmouse> not from online
13:16 <smashmouse> and dont keep them around
13:17 <+muppet> hahaha
13:26 <+muppet> does tinder count as online
13:28 <smashmouse> ill bow down to u
13:33 <smashmouse> well
13:33 <+muppet> ive tongued numerous arses
13:36 <smashmouse> if they have fb
13:38 <smashmouse> uno
13:42 <smashmouse> but not irc
13:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> smashmouse is strictly grindr
13:53 <+muppet> nah i ahvetn picked up off irc in about 10 years
13:55 <smashmouse> that's a hoot that
14:01 <smashmouse> HI I AM THAT GUY FROM IRC
14:08 <smashmouse> AND YOU MISS ARE PUG FUGLY.
14:11 <+muppet> HI, DIVX AND CHILL
14:21 <smashmouse> TAKE THE ALCOHOL MONEY AND BUY A PAPER BAG
14:39 <+muppet> WANNA COME AROUND AND SIT ON MY DUALSHOCK I HAVE A PS2
14:45 <Osskkaarr> Lets not go to the red machine... the same one you had a kid with and you're no longer with her cause you're a faggot that loves the cock ?
14:52 <+muppet> haha the war machine
14:53 <smashmouse> i show u whos comin over atm
14:58 <smashmouse> takin her god damn time in city
15:15 <smashmouse> i dont even want to sit around talkin about ink and what not
15:26 <smashmouse> just get fucked up so i can come.
15:43 <smashmouse> one sec mupppet
15:47 <+muppet> hahah i tried oasis about 3 weeks ago
15:53 <+muppet> seriously installed the fucker
16:04 <+muppet> 40 mins i was having my dick sucked
16:07 <amelia> i got tinder
16:08 <Osskkaarr> come on Thompson
16:11 <amelia> for about 3 seconds
16:14 <amelia> shat my pants
16:15 <Osskkaarr> spill ya shit fucko
16:16 <amelia> and deleted it
16:23 <+muppet> haha tiner must be horrible for girls
16:33 <+muppet> dave
16:43 <+muppet> youd just have guys asking you to fuck constantly
16:53 <+muppet> you dont ask
16:56 <Osskkaarr> oh I do.. and you;'re not one of them :)
17:00 <+muppet> you just mutally know why you are both there
17:02 <+muppet> hi how are you
17:03 <+muppet> good you
17:08 <+muppet> yeah not bad. bored.
17:10 <amelia> yah i dunno i jus flat out felt really odd having it
17:18 <+muppet> hey i got an idea, im bored too lets meet and amuse eachother
17:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> every girl on tinder 'ahh ive never done this before'
17:28 <smashmouse> fkn laptop
17:31 <+muppet> yeah sure, 04xx xxx xxx thats mynumber, meet me in an hour?
17:50 <smashmouse> and I thouoght blood was my main export these days
17:51 <+muppet> 75 minutes later noboby is playing jenga
18:25 <+muppet> what do you want to know dave
19:15 <Osskkaarr> I told you
19:38 <chucky> gunna fuck yourself on irc faggot are you?
19:44 <Osskkaarr> don';t hold back now... ripp you apart like old times.
20:02 <+muppet> i never fucked jade. i had her and holly in a spa once and i had a finger in each of them and they were making out and they each had a hand on my dick
20:07 <+muppet> then someone jumped in and ruined it
20:10 <+muppet> thats it
20:34 <anotherirc3r> got a photo of this jade?
20:40 <nate> muppet jump on my laptop!
20:45 <smashmouse> i knew a jade
20:49 <smashmouse> my friend ryan and i
20:51 <Osskkaarr> I don't care about that.. I wanna know why you ran from the red machine.. the one you had a kid with
20:59 <smashmouse> we went skiiing on her
21:07 <smashmouse> then whilst i was fisting her
21:13 <smashmouse> i noticed blood up my arm
21:14 <chucky> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10858529_752331154835863_1510976666246374906_n.jpg?oh=0936b5ef735c5ffa78c86994206244fb&oe=565C7D6D&__gda__=1448565712_d9990336f6cde65f16e178b7b9a5954c
21:17 <chucky> muppet
21:19 <chucky> thats anotherirc3r
21:21 <smashmouse> what a way to get a period
21:26 <smashmouse> RED BALLOON HAHAHAHA
21:40 <Osskkaarr> plivent, You got nothin faggot.
21:41 <+muppet> oh, right, that. i didnt. she left the city with my child. i regularly try ti make contact but my voice goes out into nothing but darkness. when he's ready hell find me.
21:52 <chucky> Osskkaarr so thats not her?
21:55 <chucky> it's a fake pic?
21:57 <smashmouse> good stuff muppet
22:04 <anotherirc3r> gross joshy
22:12 <amelia> WHeN Hed ReaDY He'LL FiND Me
22:14 <smashmouse> ok
22:19 <+muppet> is it really? id tongue punch both of them in the love date
22:19 <smashmouse> so you post my mum
22:22 <nate> muppet no crying in channel
22:25 <smashmouse> then u post someone else
22:26 <smashmouse> dude
22:29 <Osskkaarr> muppet, Why lie to me son ?
22:30 <smashmouse> gtfo
22:34 <smashmouse> just wrong man
22:37 <Osskkaarr> muppet, you took off like a coward!
22:43 <+muppet> haha not lying bro.
22:43 <smashmouse> posting picture of an old woman
22:47 <+muppet> yeah whered i take off to, perth
22:47 <anotherirc3r> lol i look nothing like that
22:51 <anotherirc3r> do i Osskkaarr?
22:51 <smashmouse> and posting picture of a young woman
22:55 <smashmouse> y women
22:56 <+muppet> i was already in perth
23:01 <smashmouse> u abuse me about shit
23:05 <smashmouse> and what do u do
23:08 <smashmouse> pick on women!
23:14 <Osskkaarr> anotherirc3r, Nup.. nothing like that.
23:14 <smashmouse> And I am weak?
23:33 <+muppet> remember that time you pulled a glock on me
23:46 <Osskkaarr> Bullshit!
23:48 <chucky> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10858529_752331154835863_1510976666246374906_n.jpg?oh=0936b5ef735c5ffa78c86994206244fb&oe=565C7D6D&__gda__=1448565712_d9990336f6cde65f16e178b7b9a5954c
23:50 <+muppet> called me a rudy poo then started quoting gangsta rap at me
24:00 <chucky> lol
24:02 <Osskkaarr> Must of been pz... you love him and you made out with him
24:22 <nate> chucky which one is ya girlfriend?
24:23 <+muppet> pz doesnt exist
24:27 <smashmouse> boobies!
24:30 <smashmouse> yum yum yum
24:33 <smashmouse> nom nom
24:35 <smashmouse> BEWBS
24:37 <anotherirc3r> we should meet pliv
24:40 <anotherirc3r> kick your arse m8
24:41 <Osskkaarr> He's always in your dreams son... you can't let him go!
24:46 <smashmouse> coolooolll
24:49 <smashmouse> so we 3
24:53 <smashmouse> bash plivent
24:55 <anotherirc3r> yup
24:59 <smashmouse> i will go last
25:08 <chucky> lol
25:11 <smashmouse> so I can crush his pelvis
25:13 <chucky> this would be funny
25:17 <smashmouse> no
25:19 <smashmouse> not funny
25:22 <smashmouse> not i
25:27 <+muppet> i cant man
25:29 <+muppet> you are right
25:30 <+muppet> i lay
25:32 <+muppet> lost
25:33 <smashmouse> i can stop these days
25:36 <+muppet> in the desert of alienation
25:37 <amelia> (@muppet) called me a rudy poo then started quoting gangsta rap at me
25:40 <chucky> anotherirc3r you talk about not making fun of people and not joining in on talking to tisk how people like Osskkaarr and that do, but here you are saying you will bash me
25:40 <Osskkaarr> plivent, Posting a picture that doesn't look anything like her... makes you look like a real dumb shit with nothing :)
25:41 <chucky> LOL
25:42 <chucky> you
25:43 <amelia> i losty shit
25:47 <chucky> a big fat fucking pig slut
25:51 <chucky> wtf are u gunna do
25:54 <chucky> other than eat or fuck me
25:56 <amelia> i lost my shit*
25:59 <smashmouse> it's simple plivent
26:03 <anotherirc3r> pliv, you're the only one i'd make the exception to meet and bash
26:03 * muppet likes this.
26:04 <smashmouse> ur worn down
26:09 <chucky> yes we know you are going to rape me blackwood
26:11 <Osskkaarr> amelia has lost her shit.
26:12 <anotherirc3r> you should feel privileged
26:14 <chucky> you are into guys i know that
26:14 <smashmouse> i just take a nice big rock
26:16 <smashmouse> or brick
26:23 <amelia> ahahahaha i haf i haf
26:30 <smashmouse> push my foot down on your cock
26:36 <+muppet> dave how long did it take to find a unit next to a maccas so you could jack in off their wifi?
26:37 <smashmouse> real fucking hard
26:40 <anotherirc3r> i wouldn't fuck you pliv
26:44 <anotherirc3r> that's just disgusting
26:47 <smashmouse> so you dont feel it break your hip
26:55 <chucky> lolllllllllll
26:58 <chucky> https://www.facebook.com/jennifer.gauci.3?fref=ts
27:05 <smashmouse> never walk right again
27:10 <smashmouse> be better from the back
27:13 <Osskkaarr> Thompson, everyone uses maccas wifi.. what's your point ?
27:15 <smashmouse> if nony will hold you down
27:15 <DoC> lolololol @ chucky
27:23 <chucky> I dont use maccas wifi
27:29 <chucky> i dont know anyone who does either LOL
27:41 <smashmouse> just push tum tum grounod
27:42 <+muppet> do you know this jennifer
27:49 <anotherirc3r> i will joshy
27:51 <+muppet> id let her piss on my fish and chips
27:53 <smashmouse> nice
27:55 <Osskkaarr> plivent, Posting a facebook shows you got nothin :) you;re out of words.. cause you;re dog shit!
28:01 <smashmouse> it is quite simple then
28:06 <smashmouse> hand into fist
28:11 <chucky> no im just showing muppet
28:17 <anotherirc3r> muppet, you get lost
28:17 <chucky> as he was interested as to whom anotherirc3r was
28:20 <chucky> aka your lost love
28:25 <chucky> the girl you tried to get but couldnt
28:29 <smashmouse> an inch above the bottom of his lower back
28:29 <chucky> played your heart for 6 weeks
28:31 <chucky> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
28:37 * anotherirc3r yawns
28:37 <Osskkaarr> loooooollllllllllllllllll
28:41 <chucky> then went and sucked and fucked Dugnuts, doodle and StrykerX
28:48 <chucky> over you
28:49 <smashmouse> elbow right in
28:50 <Osskkaarr> you do realise that chat was fake plivent ?
28:51 <smashmouse> and in
28:51 <+muppet> really, she puts out?
28:52 <smashmouse> and in
29:00 <+muppet> holy fuck my eyes are open now
29:01 <chucky> lol if you say so Osskkaarr
29:02 <+muppet> this all makes sense
29:04 <smashmouse> till we hear a snap
29:11 <chucky> she's already admitted on here today it was real
29:15 <chucky> and that she did infact reject you
29:17 <anotherirc3r> i would gladly help you joshy
29:17 <Osskkaarr> We set it up for DoC to log
29:18 <+muppet> daves sticking around because if he leaves everyone abusing him hell have absolutely nothing
29:21 <chucky> and you are nothing more than simple irc pals
29:22 <smashmouse> chucky how about having your toe nails pulled out
29:31 <smashmouse> i like torture
29:31 <chucky> DoC didnt even give it to me
29:32 <chucky> LOL
29:33 <chucky> steven_ did
29:36 <Osskkaarr> muppet, Projection.
29:37 <chucky> and Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu did
29:44 <+muppet> holy fucking god man,
29:47 <+muppet> dios mio
30:00 <+muppet> i should become friends with her
30:11 <smashmouse> if only cutting his penis off
30:24 <+muppet> you know i fucked a bird to get daves address. she was living with him.
30:24 <smashmouse> would not, most probably result in his death
30:38 <Osskkaarr> muppet is still holding onto old times... got nothin son :)
30:40 <anotherirc3r> don't you go near me muppet
30:40 <+muppet> i went around there and he hid in the corner while i repeatedly invited him to step outside
30:40 <smashmouse> fry it and feed it to you plivent
30:45 <chucky> yes I know daves address also
30:55 <smashmouse> slit your sac down the middle
30:59 <nate> i know dave wears a dress
31:02 <smashmouse> and twist the nuts
31:06 <chucky> his own mother (my wife) gave it to plivent
31:08 <chucky> mrs poh
31:10 <smashmouse> coil that stuff
31:12 <+muppet> amazing
31:15 <chucky> loraine milne
31:16 <+muppet> dave actually fell for a girl
31:19 <smashmouse> plivent
31:22 <Osskkaarr> ?
31:29 <smashmouse> what about having your nose cut off?
31:30 <+muppet> hes human
31:38 <Osskkaarr> here comes the lies... got nothin son :)
31:39 <anotherirc3r> yes, he is human
31:46 <amelia> shut
31:47 <amelia> the
31:48 <amelia> fuck
31:49 <smashmouse> you certainly would not want to be photographed
31:49 <amelia> up
31:54 <amelia> all you cwords
31:58 <amelia> jus fuck up
32:01 <amelia> FuCK uP
32:05 <smashmouse> u dont like it
32:06 <smashmouse> leave
32:10 <amelia> you
32:11 <chucky> you can cut my nose off
32:13 <smashmouse> no
32:14 <amelia> fuckin leave
32:20 <amelia> yes
32:21 <smashmouse> I would
32:21 <nate> smashmouse and amelia get married!
32:26 <smashmouse> no
32:28 <chucky> yes
32:29 <chucky> have another baby
32:30 <smashmouse> AND FUCKING FOR ONCE
32:31 <smashmouse> AND ALL
32:32 <chucky> another loser child
32:36 <smashmouse> I AM SO SICK OF THAT
32:46 <amelia> Projection.
32:46 <smashmouse> oh ur gf
32:47 <smashmouse> bla bla
32:50 <chucky> Projection.
32:51 <+muppet> Rush - Show Don't Tell - Remastered (Presto (Re-Issue) [1989]) [05:00]
32:52 <steven_> loooooooooooooool
32:52 <smashmouse> annoys the shit out of me
32:56 <smashmouse> fk
32:57 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
32:59 <Osskkaarr> muppet, Your bitch only stayed at my house cauese she wanted a place to stay... not like you could support her on yoru dole chq.
33:01 <nate> muppet u wanna get married?
33:02 <smashmouse> steven_ bro my dick is frustrated
33:07 <steven_> hahah
33:08 <chucky> stop projecting
33:11 <chucky> thats a projection
33:15 <steven_> smash it in between the matress and the base
33:17 <smashmouse> lolz
33:21 <chucky> Projection.
33:24 <nate> chucky and muppet perfect couple ;l
33:24 <amelia> aaaaahahahahhaha i really do love that word
33:27 <chucky> Liar.
33:27 <smashmouse> nah it will have its home soon enuff
33:28 <+muppet> hahaha did you fully smash the enter key while grinning with absolute satisfaction youve had the chance to get that one out
33:36 <chucky> lolllllllllllllll
33:38 <chucky> Osskkaarr getting owned
33:39 <smashmouse> she gotta shower first
33:40 <Osskkaarr> lolllllllll
33:50 <smashmouse> spose thats good
33:54 <chucky> Osskkaarr getting owned
33:58 <+muppet> i bet you chortled
33:58 <chucky> 0wned.
34:02 <nate> muppet says some hot words
34:07 <smashmouse> sorry nte
34:09 <+muppet> but were real stoic about it. just like "hoh0h0h"
34:10 <smashmouse> nate*
34:13 <Osskkaarr> muppet, No son... I just like telling the turth :)
34:17 <smashmouse> just sick of that bro
34:23 <nate> HAWT!
34:27 <+muppet> you also like taking 27 dicks
34:35 <Osskkaarr> I dooo!
34:41 <nate> smashmouse marry someone tonight ;D
34:42 <+muppet> you said it so you beleive it
34:45 <nate> who will it be
34:56 <+muppet> set me up again
34:59 <+muppet> do it do it
35:02 <smashmouse> hes in my fkn room
35:06 <smashmouse> doing some gay shit
35:12 <smashmouse> n gonna shower
35:12 <nate> nate from upstairs ;D
35:19 <nate> ohh yes HAWT
35:20 <anotherirc3r> lol
35:23 <smashmouse> oh hes gone to bed with douglas
35:48 <anotherirc3r> muppet sounds like a retard Osskkaarr
35:53 <anotherirc3r> how and why did you ever meet that?
35:58 <smashmouse> anyway
36:01 <Osskkaarr> haha
36:08 <smashmouse> she is deleted and blocked from my contacts
36:09 <Osskkaarr> We got history
36:13 <smashmouse> so no more of it.
36:18 <+muppet> you sound like a psycho hose beast
36:23 <nate> get dat shit slinky@
36:31 <smashmouse> u go tell her that
36:32 <+muppet> how did dave drop his standards enough to fall for you
36:37 <smashmouse> i got dis beeeeer
36:53 <smashmouse> n she get dressed into normal clothes
37:00 <smashmouse> not bar ternding yuck muck
37:09 <Osskkaarr> He invited me to his #Perth party
37:13 <smashmouse> i forgot to trim my sack
37:24 <smashmouse> bbs gonna go do that
37:36 <Osskkaarr> everyone I had 'owned' .. wanted to meet me.. so I gave them that chance.
38:39 <amelia> blahblahblah
38:48 <+muppet> ^
38:50 <Osskkaarr> what muppet doesnt know is... I banged his bitch in her car before we got there.
38:53 <+muppet> nobody cares dave
39:01 <DoC> [18:27] * You were kicked from #chatzone by ChanOP ([Chris] must have respect for da boss)
39:04 <DoC> HAHAHAHAHAHA
39:08 <DoC> Chris GOT OWNED
39:10 <steven_> loool
39:17 <anotherirc3r> how?
39:33 <DoC> gay cunt telling me manners
39:36 <steven_> hahaaa
39:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> TENSE
39:43 <steven_> he thinks his ur mother
39:44 <DoC> that "Im owner u should respect me"
39:52 <anotherirc3r> ah
40:00 <anotherirc3r> didn't expect that
40:13 <anotherirc3r> what did you say anyway?
40:28 <DoC> i deleted my self anyway
40:34 <DoC> fuck that chan is already fucked LOL
41:01 <chucky> element is weak
41:25 <Osskkaarr> How am I weak plivent ?
41:27 <steven_> he will shave ur eyebrow
41:35 <chucky> you are weak
41:40 <chucky> because you couldn't get jen
41:41 <Osskkaarr> Explain.
41:52 <chucky> you are not a real man
41:52 <Osskkaarr> No jerkoff.
41:57 <chucky> and posess no real skills
42:00 <chucky> that a real man has
42:10 * Osskkaarr lets you dribble on
42:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> jen is sexy
42:21 <amelia> Do Ya KNo WoT MX iS iN MY NaMe?
42:24 <chucky> guys like you give guys like us a bad name
42:33 <Osskkaarr> Good!
42:37 <steven_> loool
42:38 <anotherirc3r> poor baby
42:52 <Osskkaarr> I will keep doing it.
43:02 <Osskkaarr> and there's nothing you can do about it.
44:16 <chucky> you are weak
44:20 <chucky> you have nobody
44:23 <chucky> but yourself and irc
44:34 <nate> mx_amelia_yaaahooo
44:44 <amelia> HAHA
44:52 <DoC> LOLLLL @ BOSS
45:10 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate a gal has gotta have a dream
45:29 <chucky> Osskkaarr had a dream
45:35 <chucky> it was to bed and possibly wed anotherirc3r
45:38 <chucky> gauci pig
45:49 <amelia> #chapel
46:01 <anotherirc3r> get some new material PLEASE!
46:05 <anotherirc3r> it's getting boring
46:48 <chucky> its not
46:54 <chucky> you are a fat pig slut and you know it
47:08 <chucky> you waste your life on here getting guys to fuck and suck
47:17 <chucky> everyone knows it
47:24 <chucky> the only person who fails to accept the truth is Osskkaarr
47:27 <anotherirc3r> umm, no dear
47:40 <chucky> umm yes dear
47:46 <Osskkaarr> plivent, she's not fat nor a slut... stop talking shit.
47:50 <smashmouse> chucky can I ask you something
47:51 <chucky> she is fat
47:51 <smashmouse> pliv
47:57 <Osskkaarr> no she isnt.
47:58 <chucky> you think she is not fat because you are blind
47:58 <amelia> umm SiNGLe eYeBRoW dear
47:58 <smashmouse> serious mang
48:02 <chucky> you prob think your own mum is not fat
48:05 <Osskkaarr> it's all in your head.
48:05 <DoC> [18:23] <Chris> haha im owner u are rude, accuse me of having balls licked <--- LOLLLLLLLLLLL
48:08 <smashmouse> pliv
48:18 <smashmouse> why do you give a shit
48:24 <smashmouse> whether or not she is fat
48:25 <smashmouse> imo
48:30 <smashmouse> more cushion
48:37 <smashmouse> 12-14 is dope
48:40 <chucky> well thats for you
48:42 <smashmouse> nice size
48:44 <chucky> you are desperate also
48:49 <smashmouse> well not so desp
48:49 <chucky> and it clearly shows
49:01 <smashmouse> since there's a tattoo model in my bathroom right now
49:06 <smashmouse> women
49:06 <smashmouse> take
49:08 <chucky> im telling you something now david pollock
49:08 <smashmouse> for ever
49:09 <chucky> Osskkaarr
49:10 <chucky> listen up
49:14 <smashmouse> i could have paid a prostitute
49:16 <chucky> the next cock will be blackwoods
49:21 <chucky> that is gaucis next move
49:22 <smashmouse> suck finger my arse and suck my cock.
49:28 <chucky> they are already friends on facebook
49:33 <chucky> it is on the cards
49:34 <smashmouse> gaucis?
49:38 <smashmouse> what is your iq?
49:46 <chucky> 140 something
49:58 <smashmouse> oh
50:00 <smashmouse> yeah?
50:03 <smashmouse> nice
50:10 <smashmouse> im 25 above you
50:11 <chucky> blackwood you should try a job at kmart
50:12 <smashmouse> but nice
50:13 <Osskkaarr> all i'm hearing from you plivent is blah blah blah blah... you got nothin chump.
50:14 <chucky> start from there
50:16 <smashmouse> no
50:21 <smashmouse> over qualified
50:29 <chucky> living on austnet isnt a good move
50:32 <smashmouse> i work every single day
50:32 <chucky> especially for the real ladies
50:37 <chucky> i know the chicks on here love it
50:38 <smashmouse> I am independently wealthy.
50:43 <chucky> but try aim a little higher blackwood
50:44 <DoC> lololol
50:54 <smashmouse> i receive 500 each friday from my bank
50:55 <chucky> see if you can do that man
50:58 <chucky> yes
51:04 <smashmouse> waste not want not.
51:07 <chucky> for being part abbo on carers allowance and D$P
51:12 <smashmouse> no
51:16 <chucky> maybe abit of side cash from your dead dad
51:18 <chucky> that's about it
51:22 <smashmouse> for having worked from 15
51:29 <chucky> if you think 500 a week is something to brag about you are clearly insane
51:34 <chucky> but take a look around this place
51:36 <chucky> you have fat pigs
51:36 <smashmouse> but my fathers estate
51:38 <chucky> child rape victims
51:39 <nate> chucky u hot stud muffin i will pull u out of the oven any day of the week!
51:43 <smashmouse> and what my grandfather left me
51:50 <chucky> and wannabe drug dealers who are part time writers and film producers
51:53 <chucky> you fit in well
51:54 Kick: chucky was kicked by anotherirc3r (anotherirc3r)
52:00 Join: chucky ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
52:00 <smashmouse> I have a painting that was done in the stalag that is priceless
52:05 <amelia> iNSaNe iN Da MeMBRaNe
52:12 <chucky> gauci pig dont get angry now
52:15 <chucky> don't let it get to you
52:20 <smashmouse> he asked if I would donate it to the gallery in Canberra
52:23 <DoC> can u stop this shit ?
52:23 <Osskkaarr> Yes.. speaking of kicks
52:28 <smashmouse> of course I never would
52:34 <smashmouse> stalag 383
52:35 Join: Lish ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
52:44 <smashmouse> I have a book that is dedicated to him in my room
52:44 Part: chucky ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks (Removed by Osskkaarr: You can leave now plivent)
52:49 Join: chucky ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
52:53 <smashmouse> see, you're just a loser chucky
52:55 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) -e *!*@*
52:59 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +b *!*@ee44d8d2.bigpond.net.au
52:59 Part: chucky ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks (Removed by Osskkaarr: You can leave now plivent)
53:04 <anotherirc3r> oh, damn
53:07 <smashmouse> An ant serves a higher purpose
53:08 <smashmouse> damn!
53:09 <smashmouse> lolz
53:23 <+muppet> dave laying the smackdown
53:29 <+muppet> shoulda called them a rudy poo
53:31 <Lish> Why am I here
53:42 <amelia> you teleported
53:51 <Lish> Unfortunate for me
54:06 Mode: (by DoC) +o Lish
54:10 <amelia> TeLePoRTeD
54:13 <nate> de LISh
54:15 <amelia> get in there Doc
54:38 <Lish> Lol
54:49 <Lish> Doc and I are enemies
54:55 <DoC> lol
55:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> get up there DoC
55:39 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> in and up
55:55 <steven_> ahahahaahhaaa
56:21 <DoC> lolol
56:32 <smashmouse> SMACK DOWN
57:04 <DoC> RAW!
57:05 <+muppet> dave you are like the greatest troll ever
57:10 <+muppet> you are the ebola of trolls
57:20 <+muppet> you go quiet for a bit and everyone thinks its over
57:21 <DoC> fuck off muppet
57:43 <nate> llolol ebola!
57:47 <+muppet> shut the fuck up doc ill put my foot so far in your ass the sweat on my knee will quench your thirst
57:50 <nate> ohh muppet hold me :D
58:14 <smashmouse> LOLS
58:22 <smashmouse> fk i love u muppet
58:25 <smashmouse> hahhahahaha
58:43 * muppet things you didn't know about dave no. 147 - daves penis self lubricates. this is an evolutionary trait designed to prevent hand rash
59:11 <Osskkaarr> lol son
59:16 <DoC> lololol @ Blackwood
59:18 <Osskkaarr> Keep trying faggot.
59:25 <smashmouse> lol@me for what
59:29 <Osskkaarr> this isn't 1996
59:34 <Osskkaarr> Get some new shit son!
59:35 <smashmouse> I don't remember who you are DoC
59:46 <smashmouse> rabble raaahhh rabble raaahhhh
59:59 <DoC> muppet thats not ur fault its just because u born in that church of aids
00:02 <smashmouse> The assholes asshole.
00:51 <+muppet> fuck up doc, who asked you, keep going, ill be your stepdad in about 3 weeks
01:10 <Osskkaarr> lol
01:16 <DoC> loooooooooooooooooool @ muppet
01:20 <amelia> muppet show your pic
01:25 <Osskkaarr> son! ... still got it.. but your 1996 shit failed on me.
01:29 <amelia> do you still look de same
01:39 <+muppet> still look the same?
01:44 <+muppet> no im oler and more burned out
01:44 <DoC> http://i.imgur.com/X2CjkBe.jpg <== muppet
02:02 <amelia> fuckin ranga
02:08 <+muppet> AHHAHA
02:17 <smashmouse> There was a plumber from Lee
02:20 <+muppet> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11390188_707418182695571_2686217200975307356_n.jpg?oh=69e8fda3509054022faf8ec341aca5a9&oe=5659DD44
02:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> he works out
02:27 <smashmouse> Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
02:28 <Osskkaarr> I got muppets old teabag picture
02:32 <smashmouse> She said Stop your plumbing
02:37 <smashmouse> Somebody's coming!
02:37 <+muppet> really dave, send it to me
02:47 <smashmouse> And the plumber still plumbing said
02:50 <smashmouse> it's me.
02:53 <smashmouse> AAAAAAAAHAHAHA
02:58 <smashmouse> will this bitch hurry up
02:59 <+muppet> do you have the one of me with goggles and snorkel on
03:02 <smashmouse> i feel hungry
03:07 <amelia> show proper one
03:13 Quit: Lish ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
03:25 <smashmouse> I LOVE THAT PIC
03:31 <+muppet> why
03:33 <smashmouse> art i love art
03:35 <smashmouse> because
03:37 <smashmouse> light
03:38 <Osskkaarr> can't be bothere.d.. I gotta move HDD's to get it... you;'re not worth my effort son :)
03:48 <smashmouse> may I save it?
04:00 <+muppet> go for it
04:06 <+muppet> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11091216_679058405531549_6459288284087369006_n.jpg?oh=8714460f1e94540c2193454c7ee0153f&oe=563E1344
04:06 <smashmouse> I would like to drain the colour out aswell
04:07 <Osskkaarr> i'll do it tomrrow or something.
04:18 <smashmouse> it's a good shot
04:25 <smashmouse> I took photography
04:29 <smashmouse> tho i didnt finish
04:34 <smashmouse> at uni sa
04:40 <+muppet> those colours are whwat was there on the day
04:59 <+muppet> amelia: https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10428456_670405683063488_938270436648466319_n.jpg?oh=9075ddcca7a05544af4502814c903032&oe=5655FC18
05:36 <amelia> wot happened to beardy
05:47 <smashmouse> is that you
06:05 <smashmouse> i wish i had a pic of me now
06:15 <smashmouse> wit my facial shit goin
06:25 <+muppet> yeah thats me
06:31 <+muppet> what happened to beard?
06:40 <smashmouse> hmm it's times like this, when I could cut off my dick.
06:48 <smashmouse> what is beard
06:51 <smashmouse> cool pic yo
06:57 <amelia> yah? patchy
07:05 <amelia> part cut off
07:08 <smashmouse> i had a two inch goatee going
07:12 <amelia> or is meant to be like that
07:18 <smashmouse> totes trimmed for Tribunal haha
07:36 <+muppet> huge sideburns and goatee
07:47 <amelia> i see
07:50 <smashmouse> muppet with ocd 4 me its like ok needs to look right front and side and chin up
07:56 <smashmouse> or it is just shaved off lolz
08:01 <smashmouse> i love the sidies
08:10 <smashmouse> CHOPS M8
08:16 <+muppet> fucken oath
08:18 <smashmouse> oldschool,
08:21 <nate> u talking bout ya dick slink:L
08:21 <smashmouse> ^5
08:30 <smashmouse> I had an 1880s thing going for a bit
08:38 <smashmouse> but I couldnt keep it proper coz im shit
08:44 <smashmouse> nah
08:56 <smashmouse> and my falling asleep in the shower today
08:59 <+muppet> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10641302_577794448991279_3776133029053184398_n.jpg?oh=6c5f8e4fdac9f1dda6b5f5abc4b0ea1c&oe=563AC62B&__gda__=1447092883_b37b2d3e3dc1d65403db6f495baf40c2
09:00 <smashmouse> gods sake
09:05 <+muppet> there you go, dave will froth hard over that
09:20 <smashmouse> these 4 dexies have worn off
09:23 <amelia> yous a big boy
09:33 <thestig> WHO DREAMT THE MARSHMALLOW MAN
09:36 <smashmouse> staunch cunt
09:39 <+muppet> tall, too.
09:45 <smashmouse> oh man
09:52 <smashmouse> I so want to see your right forearm
09:56 <smashmouse> im 6ft
09:56 <nate> muppet eats guitars
09:57 <smashmouse> u?
10:03 <thestig> nice axe
10:07 <smashmouse> HE EATS ENTIRE DUM SETS
10:08 <smashmouse> !
10:11 <smashmouse> DRUM
10:11 <amelia> I'd prob be the size of your leg
10:13 <amelia> haha
10:28 <+muppet> i eat planets
10:33 <amelia> uranus
10:37 <+muppet> yours
10:39 <smashmouse> hhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
10:46 <smashmouse> Your farts
10:56 <smashmouse> create new universes
11:03 <smashmouse> and when you shiver
11:07 <+muppet> the size of my leg?
11:09 <+muppet> show me a pic
11:12 <+muppet> its only fair
11:14 <amelia> no
11:15 <smashmouse> a dimensional rift opens
11:22 <smashmouse> pic of your right fore arm!
11:27 <smashmouse> dw
11:31 <smashmouse> she is really
11:37 <smashmouse> exquisite.
11:38 <thestig> havent you seen your leg?
11:45 <smashmouse> LOL STIG
11:51 <smashmouse> L O L
11:51 <amelia> HAHA
12:05 <smashmouse> FUCK EM IN THE EYE AND THE EAR AND GET DRUNK!
12:07 <amelia> i show you bretts favourite pic den
12:13 <thestig> yay
12:16 <amelia> http://m.imgur.com/DY81I2S
12:29 <smashmouse> say fuck
12:33 <smashmouse> say arse and shit
12:41 <smashmouse> yo stig brotekz
12:43 <+muppet> well played
12:47 <smashmouse> u still meme irc skanks to 4chan?
12:57 <thestig> only vaness
12:58 <smashmouse> coz i got 2 pics u can have LELZ
13:00 <smashmouse> oh
13:05 <nate> smashmouse nude!
13:06 <smashmouse> i keep thinking she's dead
13:09 <smashmouse> but she's on my fb
13:16 <smashmouse> lol
13:28 <thestig> there is floorboards over your windowsss
13:33 <smashmouse> lol@u have it out for vaness, fuck ass shit
13:37 <amelia> ahahhhaha
13:48 <smashmouse> me nude
13:53 <smashmouse> i was dacked yesterday
14:01 <smashmouse> well friday
14:12 <smashmouse> and asked to walk the milke
14:18 <smashmouse> so i loook at doug
14:19 <+muppet> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/421640_332272420210151_595815213_n.jpg?oh=b765833c01e9c1dcbc3f03f4aa64ead0&oe=5651DD43&__gda__=1447645949_fc969845c96a45192777aa94fbcb75e0
14:20 <+muppet> mad
14:22 <smashmouse> and pulled my shit up
14:27 <smashmouse> and doug dacked nath right back
14:31 <smashmouse> lolarious
14:44 <amelia> mini mullet
14:48 <thestig> lollllllllllll
14:59 <+muppet> yeah i had a mullet comp with the guy that was living with me
15:00 <smashmouse> got to dack douglas
15:03 <+muppet> as to who would pay the mortgage
15:10 <+muppet> i won and he moved out. so i guess he won
15:15 <smashmouse> wish i had a vid cam uno security one out back
15:18 <amelia> haha
15:34 <smashmouse> nice concentration there muppet
15:36 <smashmouse> did you know
15:42 <smashmouse> the best place to hide money
15:47 <smashmouse> is in the mortgage ;)
15:57 <amelia> up your bum
16:02 <smashmouse> what
16:03 <thestig> lolll
16:08 <smashmouse> no it's true
16:16 <thestig> i was gona say between muppets ass cheeks
16:17 <smashmouse> I have 20 in mums
16:20 <smashmouse> LMAO
16:22 <amelia> haha
16:41 <smashmouse> k i shouold be a fkn fgt
16:41 <nate> got any nudes muppet!
16:45 <smashmouse> least then b like
16:54 <smashmouse> hi bro hi bro lets get dirty and shit
17:03 <smashmouse> not lets take a fucken houor in the bathroom
17:12 <nate> ahh nudity
17:12 <thestig> dont talk about your mother like that
17:12 <smashmouse> beer anyone?
17:19 <smashmouse> ive plenty left in the tank
17:36 <smashmouse> soz brotek, I mean, she wont let me back in, keeps saying she's closed!
17:39 <smashmouse> hahahahahaha
18:07 <smashmouse> oh ive seen ur pics b4 muppet
18:15 <Osskkaarr> lol 2 son and his onstage bullshit
18:17 <+muppet> the fuck when
18:25 <Osskkaarr> SUCK IT UP YOU BIG BULL!
18:26 <smashmouse> i just remember like
18:34 <smashmouse> that last one i recognise u
18:39 <smashmouse> im pandas
18:42 <smashmouse> uno that?
18:48 <+muppet> man i remember fuckall.
18:48 <+muppet> haha
18:52 <smashmouse> :P
18:53 <smashmouse> same
18:58 <anotherirc3r> ninight
18:58 <smashmouse> i dont remember who DoC is
19:04 <smashmouse> and the cunt keeps calling me blackwood
19:07 <thestig> muppet u got any solos
19:07 <smashmouse> nite nony
19:11 <smashmouse> slaap lekker!
19:20 * muppet slaps thestig around a bit with a large trout
19:30 <smashmouse> i wana find my mates cover of um
19:31 <anotherirc3r> got brunch tomorrow so i need sleeeeeeep
19:34 <smashmouse> what that song
19:36 <nate> whats solo mean, webcam masturbation?
19:40 <smashmouse> love is a doing word
19:43 <smashmouse> fkn
19:45 <thestig> guitar solo lol
19:47 <smashmouse> massive attack
19:49 <thestig> hi nate
19:56 <smashmouse> it's on soundcloud
20:04 <smashmouse> but i dunno fk about navigatin that thing
20:09 * nate slams down a solo with thestig
20:11 <smashmouse> is a verb
20:13 Quit: Mistral ([email protected]) Quit:
20:15 <smashmouse> love is a doing word
20:15 <thestig> loll
20:33 <+muppet> https://soundcloud.com/luke0r/octave-synth
20:34 <nate> i love smashmouses hot tanned booty oiled up
20:35 <+muppet> working on this tonight
22:09 <smashmouse> my best mate always says sup fggt
22:17 <smashmouse> one day when he is over crashing
22:23 <nate> does that mean he wants to fuck u ;D
22:26 <smashmouse> and I have him intoxicated
22:31 <smashmouse> i will spit in a condom
22:38 <smashmouse> and put it over a carrot
22:41 <anotherirc3r> ninight joshy
22:51 <smashmouse> and let it a lil over the lawn
22:53 <nate> smashmouse just use your penis
22:59 <smashmouse> n leave it by his tum tum
23:02 <smashmouse> NITE NONY!
23:04 <smashmouse> <3
23:11 <smashmouse> slaap lekker!
23:25 <smashmouse> naw like we um, naw
23:30 <smashmouse> we r not poofters
23:35 <smashmouse> we had a fight once
23:39 <smashmouse> like 3
23:41 <smashmouse> in a row
24:13 <smashmouse> turned more into a wrestle because neither of us wanted to hurt the other but he got me nice n good and a headlock too
24:54 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit:
28:27 Quit: Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu ([email protected]) Client exited
35:03 <steven_> lol
36:39 <smashmouse> HAH
36:46 <smashmouse> ive had to pause
36:53 <smashmouse> i got tribunal findings just then
37:00 <smashmouse> come runnin to laptop coz of padunk
37:20 <smashmouse> let's see if my tenancy has been terminated
37:40 <smashmouse> god damn board doesnt want me gone, they want him gone for good.
39:28 <smashmouse> 12. Mr Blackwood acknowledged that he had recently been arrested but explained that as being an occurrence as a result of many frustrations which had built up for him. He said that he had put headphones on to play some music and then he went into the back yard of his unit where he “let off steam” by effectively ranting for a while about the issues which had caused him the frustration.
39:31 <smashmouse> LOL LOL
42:25 <smashmouse> this has ruined my nite i am alone now
42:37 <smashmouse> kicked her out
42:45 <smashmouse> this shit is annoying 4. The landlord must arrange for the applicant and his mother to inspect the property at O G Road before 5.00pm on Monday 3 August 2015.
43:20 <smashmouse> better like that place because the og hotel he'll be drinking at is where my dads younger sister works.
43:26 <smashmouse> and she'd kill for me.
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47:44 <steven_> loool
51:02 <smashmouse> yer
51:05 <smashmouse> fuck
51:14 <smashmouse> shouldnt have checked the email
51:18 <smashmouse> no sex now
51:25 <smashmouse> fkn just gonna drink
51:32 <smashmouse> n get high as shit
51:53 <smashmouse> how this paedophile cunt can get away with anything is beyond my comprehension
52:11 <smashmouse> except to ponder how incredibly stupid this tribunal lady is.
52:16 <smashmouse> Barbara Johns lol
52:44 <nate> no tisk
52:49 <nate> come baccck!
52:50 <nate> ;L
53:45 <smashmouse> cum on meeeeeee
53:51 <thestig> lolll
54:27 <thestig> what were u saying in your backyard
55:11 <thestig> who were u talking to?????
55:14 <thestig> ranting to
55:50 <nate> thestig are u naked!
56:05 <thestig> YES you can come over it aint to nate
56:07 <thestig> late*
56:30 <nate> wowzers :D
56:39 <nate> i was just gonna do some body painting
56:46 <thestig> lolll
57:01 <thestig> what kind of painting
57:04 <nate> im sure smashmouse has alot of paint
57:26 <nate> breadtime
57:34 <nate> enjoy HAWRT DUDESZ
57:38 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
57:40 <thestig> night
01:25 <thestig> oooo police chase
02:24 <steven_> i just heard ambulance
02:49 <thestig> u still on twitch?
03:06 <steven_> na
03:25 <steven_> just started it
03:30 <steven_> linked my youtube and shit
03:38 <steven_> im getting good at this stream shit!
03:39 <steven_> :P
03:48 <thestig> haha u gona be big!
04:30 <steven_> was expecting this twitch to get banned
04:30 <steven_> ;p
04:51 <thestig> loll
05:29 <steven_> i just changed it to 1080
05:35 <steven_> from like 340
05:35 <steven_> lol
05:41 <thestig> ooo nice
05:54 <steven_> my computer is shit
05:55 * Osskkaarr kicks muppet in the arse
05:58 <steven_> so i might buy a new one tommorow
09:53 <steven_> 64 subscribers
09:54 <steven_> haah
10:04 <thestig> lol i cant see the stream
10:32 <steven_> neither
10:33 <steven_> ahah
10:36 <thestig> oh there it is
10:58 <smashmouse> fuck
11:02 <smashmouse> i read over again
11:05 <steven_> hahah
11:09 <steven_> i just refreshed
11:09 <smashmouse> it says if there is any illegal activity
11:25 <smashmouse> which is him bongin on every day from around 4 am till he goes to bed
11:32 <smashmouse> n wakes up sometimes and goes again
11:38 <smashmouse> now i got nothin against weed
11:42 <smashmouse> but this cunt is a cunt
11:43 <smashmouse> LOL
12:01 <smashmouse> i shouold file a complaint to just end this shit instead of maybe having to go back again
12:16 <smashmouse> because this barbara johns was extremely rude two my mother
12:26 <thestig> it seems like you are participating in some self destructive behaviour
12:28 <smashmouse> two of her board members that had to attend
12:33 <smashmouse> and didnt understand why
12:45 <smashmouse> there's never been a tribunal, a single, real problem
12:55 <smashmouse> these fucking scummy bogan fucks and their bullshit
12:55 <steven_> thestig stream loading ok for u
12:56 <steven_> ?
13:05 <smashmouse> thestig almost
13:19 <thestig> checking
13:24 <smashmouse> I have to keep it together, which is srsly difficult because he is right next door
13:29 <smashmouse> he raped a kid
13:31 <smashmouse> ffs
13:40 <smashmouse> i think the kid is 13 he said
13:42 <thestig> not really
13:44 <smashmouse> he told me about it
13:49 <smashmouse> when he was high and drunk
13:55 <smashmouse> and my friend was there and heard it too
13:57 <smashmouse> this idiot
14:02 <+muppet> huhuh
14:06 <smashmouse> has been planning to break into the bank up the road
14:07 <smashmouse> ff
14:09 <smashmouse> ffs*
14:15 <smashmouse> He is srsly mental.
14:33 <smashmouse> and I have to be here and chill and try to get on with my study n work
14:50 <smashmouse> and no just fucking knock down his door or wait for him so I can roll his ass
15:04 <smashmouse> I didnt know I had the compunction
15:07 <smashmouse> wrong word
15:13 <smashmouse> grit.
15:30 <smashmouse> Just had a good talk outside with my mate doug over it lol
15:45 <smashmouse> people want to despose of him.
16:09 <smashmouse> I have family members that have offered, my own people, fkn, nobody likes this guy
16:19 <smashmouse> and getting a kid high and sucking the kids dick
16:24 <smashmouse> and fucking the kid in the arse
16:38 <smashmouse> admitting it like we are supposed to not talk about it
16:40 <thestig> i think you need to get a degree in bridge building
16:44 <smashmouse> I brought it up at the tribunal
16:49 <smashmouse> i said it all
16:53 <smashmouse> LMAO
17:03 <smashmouse> how about I just go fuck him in the ass
17:07 <smashmouse> ;)
17:16 <thestig> CUMM ALL OVER HIS FACE
17:18 <thestig> oops
17:33 <smashmouse> HHAHAHAHA
17:36 <smashmouse> SPIDER-MAN
17:39 <smashmouse> SMACK
17:45 <thestig> lollll
17:46 <smashmouse> EAT THAT SPROG CUNT
17:47 <smashmouse> lol bro
17:49 <+muppet> ive been working on that shit
17:55 <+muppet> took the lead out and started with rhythms
18:01 <thestig> working on your spiderman?
18:05 <smashmouse> I cant wait for this to be over and then court to be over
18:10 <smashmouse> so I can train it to wa
18:13 <smashmouse> n go melb
18:17 <smashmouse> b4 goin OS wit mum
18:36 <smashmouse> hahahahaahaha working on the spidey spoof slap
18:50 <+muppet> https://soundcloud.com/luke0r/octave-synth2
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18:56 <smashmouse> that's cool muppet
18:58 <smashmouse> I um
19:10 <smashmouse> because I do still write lyrics
19:12 <smashmouse> like um
19:16 <smashmouse> dj chris
19:24 <smashmouse> on fb posted bars
19:32 <smashmouse> so i took his bars and rewrote
19:53 <smashmouse> but usually i get the theme and find a good fkn instrum uno?
20:15 <smashmouse> I mean thanks to amelia
20:32 <smashmouse> i finally finished a poem ive had going for like 2 yrs or something
20:42 <smashmouse> revised, FINISHED
21:11 <thestig> whats it about
21:14 <thestig> link?
21:15 <smashmouse> haha this is just from what dj chris bars on fb
21:17 <thestig> must mock it
21:21 <thestig> MOCK MOCK MOCK
21:24 <smashmouse> n me taking it n making it mine
21:41 <smashmouse> "I turn my emotions on and off like a switch,
21:41 <smashmouse> only stiff you see's the bitch that I've kept in my fridge!
21:41 <smashmouse> Continue to flinch too and switch as you fret, my sole goal's uncomfortable, to extract your souls whole yolk
21:41 <smashmouse> YOU BITCH!"
22:21 <smashmouse> i love multi sylabollic flow, oh im n x emcee
22:31 <smashmouse> fkn like over ten yrs ago now lol
22:37 <thestig> where is the rest
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26:03 <smashmouse> oh i cbf doin any more of that
26:11 <smashmouse> ill show u the finished poem
26:17 <thestig> yeh
26:20 <smashmouse> originally i sent it to my director friend
26:29 <smashmouse> kk
27:15 <smashmouse> idc I mean i hate my poetry anyway, it's a compulsion to write it, I prefer writing stories, that's fun times! Well most of the time you arent writing you're researching and such tbh.
27:37 <smashmouse> here or pm brotek?
27:37 <thestig> by the time you post it i will write my own fucking poem
27:39 <thestig> lolll
27:46 <thestig> pm if you want
27:56 <smashmouse> ok
28:00 <smashmouse> rofl
28:08 <smashmouse> it was supposed to be a short story
28:13 <smashmouse> all that planning and shit for nothing
28:15 <smashmouse> LOLOL
28:27 <thestig> dear josh, rain turns snow into slosh
28:49 <Osskkaarr> looooollllllllllll @ smashmouse aka Shitwood
28:51 <Osskkaarr> looooollllllllllll @ smashmouse aka Shitwood
28:52 <Osskkaarr> looooollllllllllll @ smashmouse aka Shitwood
28:53 <Osskkaarr> looooollllllllllll @ smashmouse aka Shitwood
28:54 <Osskkaarr> looooollllllllllll @ smashmouse aka Shitwood
29:04 <thestig> the sun beats down on my weary brow
29:07 <+muppet> pretty sure i told you to settle the fuck down cunt
29:13 <Osskkaarr>                                                             
29:14 <Osskkaarr>                                                             
29:29 <Osskkaarr> muppet, Have a go cunt!
29:35 <+muppet> i am cunt
29:39 <Osskkaarr> Drop you on your ARSE!
29:53 <thestig> my penis as hard as the moon
30:01 <Osskkaarr> lol
30:06 <smashmouse> just make irc smaller if u want it to look like a poem hah
30:15 <smashmouse> i wish it were Shitwood now tbh
30:24 <thestig> u sent me a fucking novel lol
30:28 <smashmouse> hahaha
30:51 <Osskkaarr>                                                             
30:52 <Osskkaarr>                                                             
31:06 <smashmouse> fav colour too
31:07 <smashmouse> almost
31:17 <thestig> hickory dickory dock, some chick was sucking my cock., the clock struck two i dropped my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block oooooooooo
31:22 <thestig> andrew dice claw
31:22 <smashmouse> almost the same blue as my new ink
31:26 <thestig> clay
31:27 <+muppet> haha dice
31:36 <Osskkaarr> muppet, Where'd you get the tar from.. cashies ?
31:42 <+muppet> jack ad jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quater
31:44 <smashmouse> k got shit to do
31:46 <+muppet> jill came down with 2 buck 50
31:48 <+muppet> dat dirty whore
31:52 <smashmouse> like literal SHIT
31:54 <smashmouse> hahahahahaha
31:55 <smashmouse> finally
32:08 <thestig> loll
32:16 <smashmouse> ;)
32:22 <smashmouse> beer and cig whilst taking a shit
32:22 <thestig> i think dice was the next eddie murphy revival
32:25 <smashmouse> MAN STYLE
32:37 <+muppet> carlin was a god for more than 40 years as well
33:40 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlZgiK6FiO0'
33:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks Presents: Army Of The Pharaohs - "Seven" [Official Audio] (Mar 29, 2013) Time: 6:22 - Category: Music - 3,902,021 views - 17,471 likes (97.4%), 469 dislikes (2.6%)
33:47 <smashmouse> xD
33:59 <smashmouse> 'We are all gods.
34:05 <smashmouse> and death
34:10 Kick: muppet was kicked by Osskkaarr (*bang bang* you're dead)
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34:11 <smashmouse> is a mentor.
34:11 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o muppet
34:17 <smashmouse> wb
34:40 <muppet> haha daves such a loaf choker
34:45 <Osskkaarr> lol
35:06 <thestig> the truckies on the 2 way in the morning
35:10 <thestig> BANG BANG MAVERICK
35:20 <thestig> where are ya who shot me
38:09 <thestig> The nights, cold blistering nights, your warm breast
39:09 <thestig> smashmouse that is goog work
40:36 <steven_> fixed the lag
40:43 <steven_> touch wood
40:47 <steven_> im going to rip 2 cones in a row
40:50 <steven_> for that effort
41:11 <thestig> haha working good now
44:26 <steven_> ok
44:30 <steven_> time to find some americans
46:44 <steven_> or listen to messages
50:16 <steven_> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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53:05 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@ee44d8d2.bigpond.net.au
53:05 <steven_> sup
53:58 Mode: (by steven_) +o INVESTEC_ASHES
54:31 <Osskkaarr> lol @ steven.. floppy cock.
55:03 <Osskkaarr> speaking of floppy cocks.. muppet showed pz hjis floppy and they hit it off.
55:21 <Osskkaarr> #PeRtH FaGGoTz
55:52 <muppet> man i was off doing something and my shit bepped
55:55 <muppet> and its you
55:57 <muppet> fucken you again
56:00 <muppet> you are like pestilance
56:13 <Osskkaarr> Bullshit! ... you sat there waiting the whole time.
57:22 <muppet> haha yeah of course i did fuck knuckle
57:30 <muppet> Osskkaarr chuggs cock
57:31 <Osskkaarr> 21 mins idle == you;re still there watching like a faggot.
58:02 <Osskkaarr> On your mums big cock.
59:25 <Osskkaarr> //timer 100 0 //notice muppet Ya MuM haS A biGgeR coCk thaN yoU!
59:42 <Osskkaarr> //timer 90 0 //notice muppet Ya MuM haS A biGgeR coCk thaN yoU!
59:57 <muppet> hahaha
00:07 <muppet> booloolololoooolololololopppppPP
00:22 <muppet> you really think i give a shit
00:30 <Osskkaarr> suCk iT uP KnoBcOcK!
00:30 <muppet> give yourself an uppercut, fuckchop
16:49 <Osskkaarr> 16 minutes idle... will muppet lash out like a lunatic with his cock in his hand ?
17:19 <Osskkaarr> Not like he can bang a chick with that tictac cock.
17:45 <Osskkaarr> :)
18:38 <Osskkaarr> I find it funny.. after all this time
20:37 <steven_> night cunts!
28:38 <steven_> leaving 10 veiwers heartbroken
28:40 <steven_> hahahaah
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15:08 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o shadsam
15:23 <shadsam> ni
15:39 <shadsam> lovers
16:12 <shadsam> i love you
18:25 <smashmouse> fuck me
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18:28 <smashmouse> i like
18:34 <smashmouse> for a couple seconds
18:39 <smashmouse> crashed sittin on the toilet
18:46 <smashmouse> then im all WHAT THE FUCK
19:10 <smashmouse> aaaaaaaaahhaahahahahaahahaha falls asleep, standing, in the shower, then on the toilet 24 hrs later or some shit nigger
22:28 <shadsam> have u got that mp3 take me to church
23:02 <shadsam> my cock needs a shithole
23:26 <shadsam> just did 5 day ice binge
27:30 Mode: (by shadsam) +v smashmouse
30:29 <+smashmouse> nup
30:34 <+smashmouse> ty
30:34 <shadsam> k
30:49 <+smashmouse> dun really have any mp3s on this laptop
30:56 <shadsam> okies
31:05 <+smashmouse> n only reason i have my mobile is coz of all the music on it lol
31:14 <shadsam> lol
31:31 <shadsam> where ru
31:32 <+smashmouse> tho i lost thousands of songs when my best bud Jackie reformatted my other laptop
31:33 <shadsam> perf
31:46 <+smashmouse> hahahaha I call him Jackie like brad pitt in Killing Them Softly
31:51 <+smashmouse> adels bro
31:54 <+smashmouse> its me josh
31:56 <+smashmouse> pandas
31:56 <+smashmouse> :P
32:02 <shadsam> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
32:06 <shadsam> hey bro
32:08 <+smashmouse> i just got sick of PandasDontDrive
32:12 <+smashmouse> sup brother :P
32:15 <+smashmouse> oi yo brav
32:19 <+smashmouse> im just goin for a cig ye
32:19 <shadsam> chiln
32:22 <+smashmouse> n a beer
32:23 <shadsam> k
32:25 <+smashmouse> fuck yeh!
32:35 <+smashmouse> chillenz likes a villenz
32:46 <+smashmouse> oh fk me my rat is up
32:47 <shadsam> brb
32:54 <+smashmouse> lil hannibal i call her
32:56 <+smashmouse> hanny
32:59 <+smashmouse> yep same
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01:54 <+smashmouse> wooo
01:57 <+smashmouse> vacuumed
01:58 <+smashmouse> lolz
02:02 <+smashmouse> n dishes fuck
02:06 <+smashmouse> 4 30 sunday
02:12 <+smashmouse> and i havent slept since uh
02:23 <+smashmouse> oless than one hour on weds ay ahahahaha
02:46 <+smashmouse> I may choose to sue my neighbour after everything is resolved.
07:55 Mode: (by shadsam) +v Sharni
08:33 Mode: (by shadsam) +v INVESTEC_ASHES
08:44 Mode: (by shadsam) +v Brendan
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04:57 <steven_> sup shadsam
05:14 Mode: (by steven_) +o INVESTEC_ASHES
21:20 <Goof> ;p
21:48 Nick: Goof is now known as looooopydog
26:17 <Osskkaarr> Hi Darren mate :)
26:40 <looooopydog> fukhead
26:50 <looooopydog> banning me from nerdhacks
26:54 <looooopydog> steven
29:38 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: looool David is still suffering severe butthurt..
30:32 <steven_> LOOOOL
30:39 <steven_> u asked for it
30:43 <looooopydog> no i didnt
31:28 <steven_> i cant unban it
31:39 <looooopydog> whatever
32:52 <steven_> i caNT
32:54 <steven_> no one can
33:07 <steven_> i can remove it but it will just re-activate
33:29 <steven_> all your oher ips are banned for a year
33:36 <looooopydog> ur a real piece of work
34:09 <steven_> thanks champ
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42:16 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
43:01 <anotherirc3r> hai
43:28 <steven_> i cant feel my face when i wit yewww
43:34 <steven_> but i like it
44:06 <anotherirc3r> how cute
44:17 <looooopydog> hi
45:05 <anotherirc3r> heya Dave
00:03 <nate> looooopydog soo very naughty
01:00 <anotherirc3r> dammit! i want to go outttttt
01:05 <anotherirc3r> and my friend isn't responding
01:08 <anotherirc3r> snob
11:33 <looooopydog> i wanna go out for lunch
14:44 <steven_> i might go to the beach for lunch
15:37 <anotherirc3r> nice
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31:08 <steven_> actually
31:15 <steven_> i AM!
35:35 <looooopydog> ............
36:53 <StrykerX> Maybe looooopydog can join you
36:55 <StrykerX> Hot date
37:00 <StrykerX> looooool
37:28 <looooopydog> im goin pub
37:58 <looooopydog> or markets
38:05 <Osskkaarr> Hi Darren mate :)
38:07 <looooopydog> sumwhere i get a beer
38:19 <looooopydog> n food
38:20 <StrykerX> Yeeeee
38:22 <StrykerX> Beers tonight.
38:28 <StrykerX> Keen as
38:44 <looooopydog> payday tomorrow nite
38:46 <looooopydog> :/
39:02 <StrykerX> Always stash a few bucks for beer
39:18 <looooopydog> yea im gonna just buy a carton
39:26 <looooopydog> str8 away
39:44 <StrykerX> Tomorrow?
39:49 <StrykerX> What do you drink?
39:49 <looooopydog> so ill hav beer for the week
40:09 <Osskkaarr> You're very rude Darren :)
40:21 <looooopydog> corona // becks // stella
40:27 <looooopydog> whatever the fuk i can afford'
40:39 <StrykerX> lol
40:52 <StrykerX> I drink whatever I can get my hands on.
40:53 <StrykerX> :D
41:26 <looooopydog> yeh pretty much
41:28 <Osskkaarr> No one cares about your drinking problem.
41:37 <anotherirc3r> lol
41:52 <looooopydog> i just needa be more wise with my money'
41:57 <looooopydog> no ice this week
41:59 <looooopydog> LOL
42:28 <anotherirc3r> good work Dave!
42:30 <anotherirc3r> lollies for you
42:31 <anotherirc3r> hopefully
42:36 <anotherirc3r> you'll have to let me know
42:37 <Osskkaarr> If you weren't such an alcoholic Darren, people would like you.. want to be your friend :)
42:54 <looooopydog> yeah i will do
43:04 <looooopydog> should hopefully arrive
43:11 <looooopydog> australia post is pretty fucked though
43:28 <looooopydog> bloke at work got an express post item from melbourne to perth 3 weeks later'
44:01 <anotherirc3r> lame!
44:13 <Osskkaarr> "looool Darren is still suffering severe butthurt.."
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30:29 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
30:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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59:56 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o nate
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59:19 <LoopyDog> fuck u steven_
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04:16 <LoopyDog> fucking cunt
05:04 <LoopyDog> and u Osskkaarr
05:11 <LoopyDog> u make my blood boil
05:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
05:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> why is that LoopyDog ?
06:19 <LoopyDog> and damian
06:31 <LoopyDog> u are the worst of em all
07:17 <StrykerX> LoopyDog: Why you raging for now bud?
07:24 <steven_> he vagina is bleeding
07:27 <steven_> HIS
07:38 <StrykerX> Ah right.
07:43 <LoopyDog> steven made me like this
07:49 <steven_> ok bloodhole
08:02 <steven_> got any money ?
08:30 <LoopyDog> no
08:35 <steven_> usless cun
08:36 <steven_> t
15:22 <steven_> rousey
15:24 <steven_> with the tko
23:32 Join: Mistral ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
29:30 <steven_> sup
29:42 <steven_> yoou watch the fightt?
30:28 <nate> i watched stevens hawt cawk
31:02 <Mistral> steven_ nah man, I'm going to download it soon. I was out and about today
31:11 <Mistral> I ahhh saw the main event result thoguh
31:22 <Mistral> GONE IN 60 SECONDS
33:29 <Mistral> I had a feeling it would take longer, at the weigh ins Ronda looked a little overwhelmed by the Brallian crowd, she obviously channeled the energy into hitting hard
38:27 <LoopyDog> dog
48:33 <steven_> hahahahahahahahah
48:34 <steven_> Mistral
48:42 <steven_> there is a picture of rousey winning
48:49 <steven_> then a picture from that guy from the goonies
48:53 <steven_> HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAAAH
49:03 <steven_> GOLD
49:44 <nate> where is said picture
53:23 <steven_> emma showed it to me
53:27 <steven_> ill look for it
53:33 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
53:40 <Mistral> There are heaps coming up on my fb now
55:58 <Mistral> https://www.facebook.com/mmafunny/photos/a.360764834034546.1073741825.253591008085263/841888252588866/?type=1&theater
57:29 <Mistral> https://www.facebook.com/mmafunny/photos/a.253670214744009.50802.253591008085263/841882305922794/?type=1&theater
57:31 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7zv90q
58:00 <Mistral> rofl
58:09 <Mistral> GSP did get punched up in his last 3 fightd
58:10 <steven_> haha iget the booty tonight or u fight cyborg
58:22 <steven_> condit almost knocked him out cold
58:24 <steven_> he is lucky
58:27 <Mistral> that kick
59:04 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7zv9ch
59:06 <steven_> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
59:32 <Mistral> rofl
59:34 <steven_> u dont need to watch mma to laugh at that
59:53 <steven_> emmma came in today and said, 'you watched the fight?'
00:04 <steven_> showed me the fight on her phone tthen showed me that
00:05 <steven_> haha
00:15 <Mistral> You should keep her
03:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ Mistral
04:04 <Mistral> LOoooooooooooOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
04:07 <Mistral> lolololololol
04:16 <Mistral> PiSsSsSsSsSsSsSs
04:29 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> have you heard about StrykerX and anotherirc3r's trip to the snow together? lolllllllllllllllll
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05:41 Join: DoC ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
05:46 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o DoC
08:05 <Mistral> lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo @ DoC
08:13 <Mistral> lolololololol
08:15 <Mistral> PiSsSsSsSsSsSsSs
08:29 <nate> Mistral pisses alot
08:52 * Mistral urinates on nates shoe
11:53 <DoC> loooooooooooool @ Mistral
15:16 <Mistral> <@faux> Had a one hour training session this morning.. eating pizza pie for dins
15:22 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
15:44 <DoC> lolol
17:17 <Osskkaarr> Is that a quote?
17:56 <steven_> hahahhahaa
18:31 <nate> how is pizza a pie ;D
18:50 <nate> pizza pocket:D
18:51 <steven_> i had pizza for lunch
21:42 <Mistral> Doc is that mendels?
23:13 <DoC> yeah
23:45 <Mistral> Excellent
24:06 <nate> is mendels famous
24:20 <nate> Mistral cant stop going on about him :D
24:30 <nate> bffs
24:32 <DoC> only in wanking nate
24:42 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
24:45 <nate> ohh a sexy webcam?
24:52 <Osskkaarr> Chris/tisk should listen to Cutting Crew - Died In Your Arms Tonight
24:53 <Mistral> get the fuck out of here nate you creepy little bastard
25:05 <Osskkaarr> He goes on about that one kiss he had with Sarah
25:13 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
25:13 <Osskkaarr> Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
25:13 <Osskkaarr> It must've been some kind of kiss
25:13 <Osskkaarr> I should've walked away
25:13 <Osskkaarr> Read more: Cutting Crew - I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight Lyrics | MetroLyrics
25:14 <nate> Mistral let me love u :D
25:17 <Mistral> Is ouss here
25:32 <Mistral> Where is PiSsSs
25:44 <Mistral> nate you are a creepy little bastard
26:00 <DoC> lol
27:03 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> piss was definitely pissed the other day, trying to organise hugs
27:07 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
27:12 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLl
27:15 <DoC> lol
27:22 <DoC> he got heaps from babygirl
27:24 <Mistral> he wears one of those 'free hugs' t shirts
29:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> piss should make one of those videos
29:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> film for 8 hours, get 3 hugs and make a video
29:45 <Mistral> Imagine fucking lurch going around the streets of Dandenong asking for hugs
29:52 <Mistral> you'd cross the street
30:08 <Osskkaarr> lol
31:34 <DoC> lolol
33:19 <Osskkaarr> Nah.. he's alright
33:41 <Osskkaarr> Blame it on the drugs.
35:36 <LoopyDog> nah mate
35:45 <LoopyDog> u cant blame it on drugs
35:51 <LoopyDog> thats nothing but a cop out
53:47 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
53:47 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o amelia
53:59 <LoopyDog> there she is
54:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllll
54:34 <LoopyDog> wotup amelia
54:50 <amelia> hay hi ho sup
54:57 Join: smashmouse ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
54:57 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o smashmouse
58:29 <Osskkaarr> ShiTwoOd
58:35 <smashmouse> Ah yes
58:38 <smashmouse> pm please?
58:43 <Osskkaarr> BuM BaNdiT QuEeN
58:46 <smashmouse> if you'll oblige.
58:57 <smashmouse> I AM NOT I AM THE PRINCE OF BUM BANDITS.
59:05 <smashmouse> we owned plvent.
59:11 <Osskkaarr> stig, ya gf is here.
59:52 <amelia> BuM BaNDiT QueeN
00:44 <smashmouse> im stigs gf?
00:45 <smashmouse> hot
00:49 * smashmouse is special
01:30 <amelia> why is stig my gf now
01:32 <smashmouse> thestig after passing out on the toilet I ended up gettin' 10 hrs sleep, now to rinse and repeat not sleeping and I can find another place to pass out.
01:40 <smashmouse> ur bf
01:48 <amelia> why is stig my bf now
02:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> ur hot for him
03:18 <smashmouse> who knows
03:31 <smashmouse> i am so not fkn hungry
03:44 <smashmouse> bloody greek place some minutes from me isnt open
03:53 <smashmouse> pizza and ribs it is!
03:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> fuck i dropped the remote, cant even be fucked picking it up
03:58 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> rofllllllllllllllllllllllll
04:07 <amelia> fat fuck
04:16 <smashmouse> maybe I shouold cut loose and fry the ribs in their sauce with booze!
04:24 <smashmouse> I would like to be fat
04:27 <smashmouse> again
04:35 <smashmouse> at least I can eat what I want
04:53 <smashmouse> had more sex fat than i ever did toned or thin
04:57 <amelia> mmm ribs
05:03 Nick: amelia is now known as b-queen
07:34 <smashmouse> werd
07:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> what does b stand for? balloon?
08:28 <b-queen> BReTT
08:37 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
08:55 <b-queen> Do Ya KNo WoT MX STaNDS FoR?
09:23 <smashmouse> fk me skype is boring
09:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i cant understand when u type wog style
09:31 <LoopyDog> mexico
09:42 <smashmouse> Hheh
09:46 <smashmouse> tehnido que matar
09:48 <b-queen> cos its annoying
09:50 <smashmouse> eh MUCHO HENTE!
10:10 <smashmouse> y anybody would want to go to mexico
10:17 <Mistral> MX is what brett reads on his train trips into the city and back
10:32 <smashmouse> lol Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
10:33 <LoopyDog> i would like to goto mexico
10:33 <smashmouse> hahahahahaha
10:38 <b-queen> don't be silly Mistral
10:41 <LoopyDog> for a vacation
10:46 <LoopyDog> :)
10:47 <b-queen> brett doesn't take a train
10:51 <b-queen> he has a private jet
10:52 <Mistral> LOOOOOOLLLL
11:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i have a helicopter if i am travelling less than 150km
11:20 <b-queen> ok bronwyn
11:31 <smashmouse> a vacation where
11:36 <smashmouse> why not argntina
11:44 <smashmouse> chile
11:49 <smashmouse> PERU.
11:54 <smashmouse> I would love to visit peru
12:01 <smashmouse> I had two perfuvian guinea pigs
12:07 <smashmouse> which they there do eat.
12:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Mx flagged as possible title for transgender and other gender neutral people, according to Oxford English Dictionary
12:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> There may soon be an officially recognised title for gender neutral people, an alternative to Ms and Mr, and there has been a positive reaction to the move in Australia.
12:23 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> now you know
12:37 <b-queen> i never wondered
13:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i wasnt talking to you specifically
13:08 <b-queen> i said
13:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> mexico and mx newspaper whoever said that
13:17 <b-queen> i NeVeR WoNDeReD
13:23 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i am transgender
13:29 <Mistral> ahhhh
13:32 <Mistral> a T gender
13:42 <Mistral> m / f or t?
13:56 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> t
14:00 <Mistral> yes
14:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nothing worse than filling out credit card details and having to put in mr or mrs
14:46 <b-queen> nothing worse?
14:48 <b-queen> really
15:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> if u were a t u would know the feeling
15:04 <Mistral> It might be hard when you are a pre op t gender
15:15 <b-queen> my sympathies
15:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> well i have a cock and a pussy now so i still feel confused
15:32 <Mistral> hemy
15:50 <Mistral> m /f /t or h?
15:59 <b-queen> transgender don't have both you dork (ette)
17:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i do
17:48 <b-queen> special
18:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> anyway this mx talk is boring, tell us what positions uve fucked stig in
18:53 <DoC> he wont join Mistral until lish wants him to
19:00 <Osskkaarr> lol
19:14 <b-queen> i don't understand this stig bidness
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19:32 <Mistral> You have been summoned Lish
19:32 <DoC> lol
19:38 <Lish> Sup
19:42 <Mistral> Hi
19:49 <b-queen> hurro Lish
19:56 Mode: (by b-queen) +o Lish
20:00 Mode: (by b-queen) +o LoopyDog
20:00 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) -o LoopyDog
20:09 <Osskkaarr> Orders.
20:10 <b-queen> is loopydog not allowed
20:16 <Osskkaarr> No op for davo.
20:17 <b-queen> is he norti
20:22 <Osskkaarr> So he's auto-deop
20:30 <b-queen> is mistral norti too
20:34 Mode: (by b-queen) +o Mistral
20:39 <DoC> mendels offering you for a dinner Lish?
20:44 <b-queen> oh Mistral is on the good boy list
20:54 <Mistral> We shall see for how long
21:01 <Lish> Yeah? Jealous DoC?
21:14 <b-queen> issit david vs david
21:27 <DoC> nah I m not Lish
21:48 <DoC> good for u going on a dinner with a drug fucked junkie
21:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllll @ lish and mendles
22:15 <Mistral> Lish type /invite LOOK^FUCK^OFF^ASSHOLE #nerdhacks
22:49 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
22:49 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o [[[[[pong]]]]]
22:58 <Lish> No
23:05 <Mistral> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[pong]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
23:05 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
23:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiii
23:22 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> he wont come in here
23:30 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> too scared of the ownage
23:44 <Mistral> [[[[ pong ]]]] Lish just layed a dirty smelly brown poo on the carpet
23:53 <Mistral> then she dragged her ass across the ground like a dog with worms
23:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who is lish
24:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> she have itchy bum
24:12 <Mistral> yes
24:27 <b-queen> dats gross Lish
24:30 <b-queen> y u do dat
24:32 <b-queen> y
24:47 <Lish> Shutup
24:58 <b-queen> Y u Do DaT
25:05 <Mistral> Lish is a T gender
25:06 * [[[[[pong]]]]] dirty dances with Lish
25:34 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> Lish loves meeting with gambling addicst off irc
25:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> is she a slooder
26:06 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> tru dat
27:04 <Lish> We should meet up then INVESTEC_ASHES
27:26 <DoC> lol
28:40 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> first LOOK^FUCK^OFF^ASSHOLE coulnt affor dthe taxi money with vaness
28:46 <nate> yeah Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu!!! get it son
28:50 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> then he moved to melbourne and met with Lish
28:50 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> lol
28:53 <DoC> Hahaha
29:02 <Osskkaarr> lol
29:14 <DoC> he's not getting anything from his father inheritance
29:16 <Mistral> Lish is a loser
29:22 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Lish
29:25 <Lish> Nope
29:25 <DoC> cuz he's a gambling addict loser
29:37 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> didnt mentalsohn bash his father once?
29:52 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> no he grafitii on the door
29:55 <DoC> mendels was crying on pd about that
29:56 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> of his parents property
29:57 <DoC> LOL
30:01 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> then they kicked him out for it
30:15 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> true story that has been confirmed
30:27 <b-queen> who the fuck is mentalsohn
30:37 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> LOOK^FUCK^OFF^ASSHOLE
31:00 <Osskkaarr> gambler.. he's a nobody.
31:03 <DoC> mentalson is a guy who lost heaps everyday
31:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> mentalson had high hopes of being a CIO but cant even get a 35k per year help desk job
32:07 <DoC> a gambling addict lonesome loser
32:13 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
32:20 <Mistral> THE LONESOME LOSERS
32:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> roflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ lonesome loser
32:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> mentalson is a lonesome loser but he keeps on trying
32:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
32:53 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
33:01 <Mistral> Chucky is a loser, but he's a happy on
33:01 <Mistral> e
33:09 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> lol
33:12 <DoC> lol
33:44 <Mistral> lol I remember calling chucky and he was abusing the fuck out me of think it was Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
33:49 <Mistral> "fuck off bretty ya cunt"
34:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> chucky and i were good mates
34:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i wish he'd come back
34:36 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> hees too scared of the police to come on
34:37 * [[[[[pong]]]]] likes to mixxx
34:41 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> has he still got the same number
35:17 <Mistral> Im not sure
35:20 <Mistral> I cant find it anymore
35:28 <Mistral> Ill call him if someone gives me the number
35:44 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> tell him Element wont call the police again
36:15 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> fucking hell
36:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> he has his own website now
36:20 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> http://speedeecarpetbinding.com.au/
36:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
36:34 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> look at the fucking cat
36:38 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
36:40 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> LOL
37:01 <DoC> LOL
37:04 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
37:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Having 14 years in the flooring industry, Andy has a growing reputation of supplying great quality carpets and rugs at astonishing prices. How Andy is able to do this is simple, He knows the industry, he knows trends and more importantly he knows what works in any area.
37:10 <DoC> midget carpet binder
37:12 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
37:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Sourcing the best products is a real Challenge to anyone and that’s one thing Andy truly loves… A challenge! As a family man Andy and Lorraine use there own products every day. When something new comes out the first place Andy installs it is his own home or selected long time customers to make sure what he supplies meets the high standards Speedee Carpet Binding is becoming so well known for.
37:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
37:49 <Mistral> Call Andy Milne on 0410 509 380
37:53 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
37:57 <DoC> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
38:02 <Osskkaarr> You do realise.. he makes very little money?
38:08 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> Andy and Lorraine use there own products every day.
38:13 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> lol there
38:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
38:17 <Mistral> He gets his carpet scrap from bins
38:21 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> cant even spell correctly on his website
38:23 <Mistral> [[[[[pong]]]]]
38:25 <DoC> he's scared of Osskkaarr will ddos his website LOL
38:26 <Mistral> [[[[[pong]]]]] call Call Andy Milne on 0410 509 380
38:52 <Mistral> ill call him now
38:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong got no cresdit
38:57 <DoC> yeah [[[[[pong]]]]] call him he got some poos for u
39:13 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> I have been getting all my rugs from Andy Milne for the last 12 months I have been very impressed with the quality price and the extreme friendliness of Andy and his wife.
39:14 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> I would definatley recommend him.
39:14 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> Elizabeth France
39:14 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> Orelia
39:14 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> Perth Western Australia
39:17 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> nore spelling error
39:21 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> thats made up too
40:00 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> For The Month of November 2014 We will Be Running a Special,All Overlocking that comes from This Website Small Mats Bound we will Do for $6.00 per Metre If you mention Our Website.Normall Retail Price is $8.00 Per metre.Larger Mats Bound will be $8.00 per metre Bound,Normally $10 per metre.BUT Don't Forget too Mention you got this FROM OUR WEBSITE
40:02 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
40:10 <b-queen> companies always use spelling errors in testimonies to make it seem more legit
40:15 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> Normall
40:41 <DoC> LOL
40:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who want to invite pong over for tea and cakes
41:00 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
41:03 <DoC> 18 Adina Way
41:04 <DoC> Rockingham
41:04 <DoC> WA 6168
41:04 <DoC> 0410509380
41:04 <DoC> [email protected]
41:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Delivery Dates.
41:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Sunday 2/11/14
41:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i guess thigns arent going that well
41:15 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> no deliveries since november last year
41:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllll
41:19 <Mistral> he's like "Fuck off ya dumb cunt, im over all that shit and dont fucking call me again"
41:23 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
41:33 <Osskkaarr> lol
41:36 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> lol
41:37 <DoC> LOLLL
41:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u south like Scott Hall
41:42 <Osskkaarr> He wont return
41:52 <LoopyDog> wot cunt
41:53 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ chucky
41:56 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> thats soft
42:00 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> im going to sms him
42:09 <Mistral> We should all text him
42:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i remember chucky confronted shane once, him and mrs po drove to his house, and shane hid behind his mum while chucky was yelling at him like a pitt bull lollllllllllllllllllllll
42:24 <Mistral> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
42:29 <Osskkaarr> Only way to make him come back here... id have to do the whole botnet mass email damage again
42:40 <DoC> yeah we should all text flood him
42:45 <Osskkaarr> That'll take months to prepare
42:51 <Mistral> maybe if we are nice to him, he'll return?
43:24 <Osskkaarr> and I wont be going to prison for him.
43:42 <Osskkaarr> Owned him once.. that's all that matters :)
43:54 <DoC> LOL
43:57 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ chucky
44:04 <Mistral> Chucky is a loser, but he's a happy one
44:07 <Mistral> noddy07
44:08 <Osskkaarr> lol
44:10 <Mistral> pedo nick
44:31 <Osskkaarr> the mass email stuff should still be on pastebin
45:03 Quit: DoC ([email protected]) Connection closed
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46:59 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Lish go take us a photo of the inside of your fridge
47:11 <LoopyDog> welcome DoC
47:13 <Osskkaarr> "Products made in England ummm and it comes from Melbourne"
47:13 <DoC> Mistral u should give a call to mendels man
47:29 <Lish> Ok I will when I get up next
47:34 <Lish> I got nothing in there again lol
48:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> take one of your pantry as well
48:18 <Lish> Ok
48:19 <Lish> Why
48:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> coz it makes me happy
48:41 <b-queen> add to his collection
48:57 <Lish> Ok
49:33 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
49:44 <Mistral> We should order some mats
49:51 <Osskkaarr> HAHAHHA
49:56 <DoC> I would like to say I have dealt with Andy on several occasions & he could not have been more helpful. I would highly recommend doing business with him, with total confidence that you will get what you need. He was very polite & professional at all times. Wendy Bidmead. Narrogin WA 6312 <--- LOL
49:57 <Osskkaarr> No comment.
50:03 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> use a vpn
50:16 <Mistral> I remember when he was posting pics of him binding carpet for us
50:17 * Osskkaarr has no part in what you will do
50:22 <Mistral> with his little sewing machine
51:36 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL he's not answering his phone
51:40 <Mistral> but he has voicemail
51:44 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
51:49 <Mistral> that little smurf like voice
52:10 <DoC> try mendels Mistral
52:36 <Mistral> He got his number changed
53:04 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> its ringing for me
53:07 <DoC> 0430111426
53:10 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> answer faggot
54:18 <Mistral> is that Mendels?
54:24 <DoC> yeah
55:16 <Mistral> I'm getting "hi the person you have called is unavaliable" for mendels
56:21 <DoC> he's getting ready to go out with Lish
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57:56 Mode: (by Mistral) +o Marttin
58:00 <Marttin> ty
58:01 <DoC> loooooool
59:50 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> 0410 509 380
59:55 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> is that his current number
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00:05 <DoC> mendels?
00:10 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> chucky
00:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> mendles should go for the job as CIO of Speedee Carpet Binding
00:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:45 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> lol he tried to call me back
02:25 <Osskkaarr> Can't try to call back.. either he did or didnt call you back.
03:02 <Mistral> INVESTEC_ASHES that is chucky yes
03:12 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> should prank mendles and tell him it's Hays and to come in for an interview
03:21 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
03:29 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> do a phone interview with him
03:29 <Mistral> What was that job he said he was going to get with Hays
03:33 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> asking him what his strengths are
03:37 <mark> Loooooooooooooooolllllllllll
04:01 <Mistral> Mendels phone is off
04:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> yeah he sent his CV to Hays for some general manager job, and they asked him to come in, and he thought it was the job as general manager at hays lollllllllllllllll
04:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> and was getting excited
04:18 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
04:59 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> it was probably general manager of kraft or someone, and he thought he was going to get an interview with his tafe diploma and no experience lollllllllll
05:23 <mark> "hi its mark from centrelink participation failure line how are you this morning mentalson"
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05:29 <Mistral> Or some shit telemarketing company
05:56 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> should do a phone interview with him and record it then upload it to youtube
06:19 <DoC> LOLLLLLLLL
06:24 <DoC> go for it bretty
06:29 <Mistral> It wouldnt be hard to fool him
06:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> 'david tell me about a time you were under pressure and you still achieved your goals'
07:24 <Mistral> "Hi David, my name is George Summers, I believe you have been applied for a position with us within our management sector"
07:24 <Mistral> etc
07:38 <Mistral> He'd be like "ooofff errrrrmm yeah man, that's me"
07:45 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> lol
07:54 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> we are very impressed with the conceeded passes you go during your tafe course, can you come in for an interview?
08:15 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
08:18 <DoC> hahaha
08:25 <Mistral> HAYS RECRUITMENT
08:35 <DoC> than he would be here to tell us that he gotta job !
09:21 <Mistral> Say something along the lines of "Now we have to conduct a formal face to face interview, but I am very happy with how this phone call has gone, and all but welcome you aboard"
09:26 <Mistral> Then he would nut it
09:31 <Mistral> straight down to the polies
09:34 <Mistral> pokies*
09:41 <Mistral> FREE SPINS FREE SPINS
09:51 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> straight over to PiSs's house for a drug binge
09:55 <DoC> LOL @ Free Spins
10:01 <Mistral> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
10:14 <Mistral> The AUSTNET INFECTION PARTY
10:22 <DoC> looooool
10:25 <Mistral> Piss, mendels, awolf, johninja
10:32 <DoC> haha
10:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> roflllllllllllll @ awolf
10:52 <mark> u forget kumiva Mistral
10:58 <Mistral> oh yeah
11:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong will take an old ice cream countainer full of fresh dog poo and throw it at them..........
11:09 <Mistral> kunny is a like a germ carrier
11:12 <mark> and yeah shads also LOL
11:14 <Mistral> the spreader of disease
11:17 <Mistral> oh
11:18 <Mistral> shds
11:32 <Mistral> shads face down ass up for pisss
11:39 <mark> piss would be the captain of that part
11:47 <Mistral> lol
11:51 <Mistral> he would have his cape on
11:58 <Mistral> and a pirate hat and eye patch
12:06 <Mistral> "welcome aboard ship mates"
12:14 <mark> hah
12:15 <Mistral> Orders shads to scrub the deck
12:38 <Mistral> Pete is on
12:44 <Mistral> another main player in the infection party
12:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> mendles would drop piss's bong and piss would start bitch slapping him and then crying then piss and awolf would hug each other for twenty minutes
12:58 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
13:03 <mark> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
13:17 <Mistral> Chucky rocks up in his speedee carpet binding stickered car
13:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> mendles would get vaness to pop over and drop off some methadone
15:30 <Mistral> nate the creepy little bastard walks in the door, walking backwards, bending over and presenting
20:48 <steven_> lol
21:13 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> U can stick mirc please don't message me again i'm to busy with life
21:23 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
21:30 <Mistral> is that a text from him INVESTEC_ASHES?
21:34 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> lol
21:41 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> hes angry
21:47 <Mistral> ill text him now
21:52 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> ill be blocking yr number now fuck off
21:56 <DoC> LOL
22:37 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> send him a text telling him it is hays recruitment
22:38 <DoC> chucky have so much anger LOLL
22:57 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> is this chucky or mendles?
22:59 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
23:03 <Mistral> chucky
23:05 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> oh
23:12 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> tell chucky that bretty wants to speak with him
23:28 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> i told him he belongs on here with us
23:35 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> maybe po has banned him from it
23:43 <Mistral> most likely
25:23 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> i reckon he wants to come on and is wondering what we're saying lol
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25:33 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> but lorraine has told him she'll divorce him if he logs on again
25:36 <Mistral> rofl
25:39 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> tell him romps is on
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25:57 <Mistral> What channel were we in while it was all going on?
25:58 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> lol you try Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
26:01 <Mistral> It wasnt #cats
26:04 <Mistral> #random ?
26:05 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> #politicaldiscussion
26:08 <Mistral> oh
26:21 <Mistral> ill sit in there in case he returns
26:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> random or cats or something
26:44 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> what happened at the end
26:47 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> right before he left?
27:01 <Osskkaarr> chunks will not return here
27:08 <Mistral> I think all the prank calls and photoshop work got too much for him
27:09 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i doubt it
27:16 <Osskkaarr> He got a lashing he'll never recover from.
27:22 Nick: LoopyDog is now known as officeworks
27:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> mrs po would have said if u go back onto irc no more pussy for you
27:31 <Mistral> oh
27:32 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +b officeworks!*@*
27:39 <Mistral> they really got angry when we called po's phone
27:46 <Mistral> thats when he really nutted it
27:50 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> lol
27:53 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> yeah cos she banned him
27:57 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> was probably sneaking on
28:02 <Mistral> LOOOOOOLLLL
28:09 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> prolly said 1 more time and its divorce
28:14 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> he doesnt mean those mean things
28:15 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> lol
28:17 <Mistral> Sometimes i didnt know if it was him or her on the phone
28:49 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> hes whipped by lorraine
28:51 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> what a pussy
29:06 <Mistral> ill call him again
29:14 <Mistral> hes not answering my texts
29:20 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> tell him to just come on once more
29:33 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> tell him to irc on his phone, then mrs po wont know
29:45 <Mistral> loooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll
30:07 <Mistral> I left him some voice mail
30:13 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
30:20 <Marttin> are chucky calls saved? or photoshop works?
30:31 <Mistral> I doubt it now
30:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> prom would have them
31:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who in here want to meet pong?
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34:23 <LoopyDOG> fuck you
35:03 * [[[[[pong]]]]] dislikes LoopyDOG
35:14 <Mistral> [[[[[pong]]]]] kick him
35:28 <LoopyDOG> * [[[[[pong]]]]] picks some cheese from his parmasan foreskin and offers it as a snack to LoopyDog
35:31 <nate> Mistral lick his balls!
35:34 <LoopyDOG> whats with that!
35:36 Kick: LoopyDOG was kicked by Mistral (LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)
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35:53 <Osskkaarr> op him
35:55 Kick: LoopyDOG was kicked by [[[[[pong]]]]] (u disgusting)
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36:00 <Mistral> Look at nate, the creepy little bastard
36:11 <LoopyDOG> lol
36:16 <nate> weeeee!
36:24 <nate> poooo!
36:26 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
36:32 <Mistral> chucky replied to me
36:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yess now mix it together...
38:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> whos channel is #cunts
39:03 <Osskkaarr> faux
39:06 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> what did he say?
39:10 <LoopyDOG> not urs u cunt
39:17 <Mistral> http://i61.tinypic.com/5oc9ef.png <--- chucky
39:19 <Osskkaarr> She always keys it
39:29 Kick: LoopyDOG was kicked by [[[[[pong]]]]] (dont swear)
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39:49 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> haha
40:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> 'i wont be joing' lollllllll
40:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who goes in there
40:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong wants to steal ops and kick them all out
40:42 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
40:51 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> who is pong?
41:02 <Mistral> [[[[[pong]]]]] is [[[[[pong]]]]]
41:02 <b-queen> some crazy asian
41:10 <Mistral> He's a scat man
41:31 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
41:34 <Mistral> chcuky is calling me
41:39 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> lol
41:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong no asian
41:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> tell him bretty wants to speak with him
42:19 <Osskkaarr> He wants updates
42:23 <LoopyDOG> `op
42:32 <Osskkaarr> so he doesn't have to cone on and find out.
42:39 <Mistral> LOLLLLL
42:40 <Mistral> No
42:43 <Mistral> all he did was abuse me
42:47 <Osskkaarr> bullshit.
42:50 <Mistral> I couldnt even get a word in
42:56 * Osskkaarr knows you're lying
43:05 <LoopyDOG> thats all Osskkaarr does to me all the time
43:07 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> what did he say?
43:10 <LoopyDOG> non stop abuse'
43:57 <Mistral> he said "cunt fuck off bla bla bla dont call me or text me again" etc
44:04 <Osskkaarr> Mayo, If you're going to be a faggot.. made sure you don't get caught out lying.
44:16 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Osskkaarr
44:32 <Osskkaarr> suck me off.
44:38 <+INVESTEC_ASHES> http://tinypic.com/r/244a6wj/8
46:31 <Osskkaarr> Not trying to "ruin" your fun.. just don't talk dog shit :)
46:55 <Osskkaarr> lmaooooooooooooo @ Mistral
47:31 <Mistral> I see paranoia has set in again for you Osskkaarr
47:33 <Mistral> Good to see
47:45 <Osskkaarr> You wish.
47:54 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Osskkaarr
48:00 <Osskkaarr> HAHA @ you
48:08 <Osskkaarr> It wont work fucko :)
48:17 <Mistral> What won't work?
48:21 <Osskkaarr> ya mum
48:23 <b-queen> ahaha jus another day in #nerdhacks
48:39 <Osskkaarr> amelia loves it.
48:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who wants to see pong??????????????
48:49 <b-queen> i do, its amusing
48:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ok
49:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> http://tinypic.com/r/ap89yc/8
49:31 <b-queen> i wasnt talking to you pong but ok
49:38 <b-queen> thats not you he isn't asian
49:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong isnt asian
49:48 <Osskkaarr> amelia waNtz IRc DicKz
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong took undies off
50:01 <b-queen> if i wanted irc dick i could get it
50:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u have pongs
50:11 <Osskkaarr> [01/08/2015 22:21:47] (amelia): i LiKe HuNDReD BaD GuYS WiF DiCKS
50:24 <b-queen> irc dick is something i am not interested in m8
50:38 <Osskkaarr> That's not what Maxipad said.
50:50 <b-queen> i knew Max before irc
51:13 <Osskkaarr> I'm sure you did :)
51:24 <b-queen> indeed
51:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who want kiss pong
51:28 <b-queen> speaking of which
51:34 <b-queen> wheres your online lover tonight
51:51 <b-queen> on a date wif someone else? :)
52:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> whoo
52:08 <Osskkaarr> Who's my online lover?
52:23 <b-queen> Nicky`
52:27 <Osskkaarr> lol
52:37 <Osskkaarr> fuck no!
52:50 <b-queen> you luff dat big bitch
53:08 <smashmouse> hmm
53:27 <Osskkaarr> there's youtube
53:35 <b-queen> yah i seen
53:44 <b-queen> she looks happy on it tho
53:51 <smashmouse> when is a horse not a horse
53:53 <b-queen> its jus funny and a lil awkward to watch
53:58 <smashmouse> when it is a bar.
54:00 <Osskkaarr> haha
54:02 <b-queen> WHeN iTS A BaR
54:07 <smashmouse> hahahaha
54:13 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
54:15 <smashmouse> did u see my skype b-queen?
54:18 <Osskkaarr> "Here's maH tiTz"
54:24 <b-queen> AHAHHA HERES MA TITS
54:30 <b-queen> your skype?
54:45 <smashmouse> oh
54:48 <smashmouse> well
55:00 <smashmouse> it'snot terribly important
55:04 <smashmouse> or you would have
55:28 <smashmouse> dont
55:29 <b-queen> no josh you deleted me from skype last night
55:49 <smashmouse> magic it must be that you are right there.
55:59 <smashmouse> i explained why
56:25 <smashmouse> I wish I were a nun.
56:34 <smashmouse> *smirks*
56:40 <b-queen> didn't get your msgs
56:47 <smashmouse> ohwell
56:58 <b-queen> indeed
57:03 <smashmouse> no
57:09 <smashmouse> because they are there.
57:15 <Osskkaarr> He's feeling sorry for being a faggot... realises real life issues got the better of him.
57:16 <smashmouse> indeed
57:23 <smashmouse> ^
57:26 <smashmouse> whathe said.
57:32 <smashmouse> What he said!
57:34 <smashmouse> lol
57:37 <b-queen> i see
58:07 <b-queen> i removed you from skype last night
58:16 <b-queen> hence didn't see the msgs
58:35 <smashmouse> why lie
58:40 <smashmouse> oh
58:45 <b-queen> i dont lie
58:51 <smashmouse> nsorry
58:57 <smashmouse> i typed before I read yours
59:01 <smashmouse> so we both did the same thing
59:04 <smashmouse> ahahahahaha
59:06 <b-queen> i did after you
59:09 <smashmouse> oh
59:11 <smashmouse> why?
59:21 <b-queen> haha i dont like games
59:27 <smashmouse> games
59:29 <smashmouse> oh
59:33 <b-queen> wots the point in keeping on there
59:36 <smashmouse> now I get the games thing.
59:36 <b-queen> if
59:41 <smashmouse> GAMES SHE SAYS
59:41 <b-queen> removed from yours
59:46 <smashmouse> ok
59:50 <smashmouse> i will paste what i said
59:53 <smashmouse> right fucking here
00:00 <b-queen> ok no thats ok
00:00 <smashmouse> no games.
00:18 <smashmouse> no
00:19 <b-queen> thats fine jus leave it
00:22 <smashmouse> it's not okay
00:34 <b-queen> I don't really wanna be involved in irc drama
00:40 <smashmouse> irc
00:45 <smashmouse> nothing to do with irc
01:08 <b-queen> i see other ppl shit on here all the time, i don't want to be part of that
02:04 <Osskkaarr> AmeLiA JusT waNtz tO CHaT m8
02:36 <smashmouse> LOOK
02:41 <smashmouse> would you
02:59 <Osskkaarr> Once "feelings" come into "chat" things change and that's where everyone makes their mistake.
02:59 <smashmouse> chill winston
03:08 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
03:09 <smashmouse> feelings
03:24 <Mistral> Especially after SIX WEEKS of chatting
03:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> manipulation
03:28 <Mistral> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
03:44 <Osskkaarr> You 2 faggots
04:05 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
04:24 <Osskkaarr> Yeah funny isnt it.. good for IRC laughs :)
04:27 <Mistral> Sorry, its not funny
05:54 <Osskkaarr> of coruse it isn't.. you don't mind laughing about it do you.
06:14 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i am actually wondering why jen and darren havent been on here much today
06:24 <Lish> Sky high
06:40 <Osskkaarr> He's spending time with his kid
06:57 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> oh yeh the old 'spending time with the kid'
06:59 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllll
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09:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Lish and jen are very close
10:00 <Lish> lol
10:01 <Lish> Nope
11:33 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> they shared Picard when he came down to melbourne for a few nights
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11:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> dirty sluts
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11:52 <LoopyDOG> whatever
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12:32 <Osskkaarr> They're not sluts.
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13:20 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> yes they are
13:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Lish and jen are both sluts
13:43 <Lish> Nope
13:45 <Osskkaarr> No they're not.. it's all in your head.
14:06 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lish is a slut but jen is a bigger slut
14:36 <Osskkaarr> Dumb shit.. you're gonna burn one day fuckarse.
14:58 <LoopyDOG> sureeeeee
16:03 <LoopyDOG> just smacked my laptop against me head
16:14 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o Xenon
16:31 <LoopyDOG> whers my op
16:40 <LoopyDOG> this is a bit racist
16:43 <Osskkaarr> Someone op him
16:47 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) -o Osskkaarr
17:06 <LoopyDOG> why cant u op me
17:11 <LoopyDOG> u racist
17:15 <Osskkaarr> I got no arms
17:32 <LoopyDOG> i deserve to be op'd
17:42 <LoopyDOG> and not made to be an outcast
18:00 <Osskkaarr> you;ll learn wont you
18:23 <LoopyDOG> u think?
18:43 <Osskkaarr> Most likely not.. who knows.. there's always a chance you might.
19:01 <Osskkaarr> But I wont hold my breath.
19:20 <b-queen> wasn't there some guy wif no legs as well
19:26 <Osskkaarr> haha
19:27 <Osskkaarr> Yeah
19:48 <Osskkaarr> I forget his nick.. seeman or someshit.
20:16 <LoopyDOG> but that dude actually had no legs
20:25 <b-queen> haha sif
20:38 <b-queen> Saemon?
20:41 <Osskkaarr> could be a lie.. but he kept it up for years
20:43 <Osskkaarr> yeah him.
21:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> semen?
23:52 <b-queen> always cum on the brain for brett
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25:25 <Osskkaarr> Better op up.. Darren will cry.
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25:37 Kick: Blitzkrieg was kicked by Osskkaarr (Would you like fries with that?)
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26:25 <LoopyDOG> ?
26:34 <Mistral> Who is Darren?
26:40 <LoopyDOG> me
26:46 <Mistral> Hi Darren
26:51 <LoopyDOG> hi
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26:52 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o muppet
26:57 <Mistral> Hi muppet
27:00 <muppet> sup cunts
27:03 <LoopyDOG> hey muppet
27:06 <LoopyDOG> op me cunt
27:20 <Osskkaarr> HaVe a BonG c**t
27:51 <LoopyDOG> hopefully my lollies rock up tomorrow
27:59 <LoopyDOG> sc0re
28:04 <b-queen> thought you were off the drugs
28:20 <LoopyDOG> who
28:23 <LoopyDOG> Osskkaarr
29:15 <muppet> i was never off them
30:16 <Osskkaarr> hehe
31:23 <b-queen> hello stryke
31:39 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo
31:42 <Blitzkrieg> Asl
31:49 <b-queen> wot up
31:59 <Osskkaarr> Clean yourself up Darren.
32:02 <Blitzkrieg> Sfa U
32:09 <LoopyDOG> :P
32:12 <b-queen> chillin killin 100 dollah billin
32:29 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Blitzkrieg
32:34 <muppet> all kinds of ill shit
32:37 <Blitzkrieg> Hot
32:47 <muppet> hey dave, lose the habit mate
32:59 <Osskkaarr> Say what son ?
33:38 <Osskkaarr> My only habbit back in the day was dropping your dialup with basic +++ATH0
33:58 <Osskkaarr> and you couldn't stop me :)
35:25 <muppet> well, i did. i just stopped using the internet. also ath0 never worked on dsl, so before you try and sound "elite" read up on how modern wan networking works, and also probabaly brush up on the OSI layers. fuckwit.
36:02 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
36:08 <mark> Blackwood - Junkie Women Basher
36:16 <Osskkaarr> then I had bots which used UDP and that hits hard.. which you got for months. :)
36:51 <Osskkaarr> Try again son.
37:01 <muppet> while i was out having sex with women and taking drugs and doing all kinds of cool shit you were ddosing my internet connection.. who do you think is the winner here
37:19 <Osskkaarr> even dylanh told me you cried about it in real life cause you couldn't do anything to stop it.
37:28 <Mistral> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
38:01 <Osskkaarr> You were jerkin off to .jpgs from IRC
38:08 <Osskkaarr> Good one.
38:31 <muppet> you are lucky i didnt denial of service my way through your fucking door that night mate. im smart enough to know what aggravated means and i still aint willing to cop some stupid charge for dealing with a twit like you
38:55 <Mistral> Who is muppet?
39:02 <Mistral> He's very aggressive
39:33 <Osskkaarr> lol @ you son .. You came to my hosue but did fuck all.. cause you were too scared to show ya balls.
39:39 <b-queen> wrath
39:44 <b-queen> the name is fitting
39:51 <muppet> mate i woulda showed my balls alright i woulda draped em over your entire face they are that big
40:07 <Osskkaarr> haha I bet you would of.
40:13 <muppet> maybe if closer to christmas i woulda got a bt of egg nog on ya
40:17 <muppet> skeet skeet
40:23 <Osskkaarr> Mr Teabag faggot.
40:40 <mark> Blackwood - Junkie Women Basher
40:57 <muppet> i watched you that night, cowering
41:03 <Osskkaarr> Speaking of Teabags... i'll get that picture for you son.
41:13 <muppet> if youd come outside im sure we coulda sorted it without me even droppin a haymaker on you
41:15 <Osskkaarr> Say what ?
41:16 <muppet> haha so it
41:17 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
41:19 <muppet> do it
41:28 <b-queen> you kno wots scary, i think I'd be the most normal person un this room
41:44 <Osskkaarr> All you would of done was shook my hand like a faggot and we'd all have a laugh.
41:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ b-queen
41:50 <Osskkaarr> :)
41:52 <b-queen> hahahahhahaahah
42:05 <muppet> as if, dave is the shittest person here
42:08 <muppet> he gives retards hope
42:52 <muppet> Mistral: i sued to be here a very long time ago
42:56 <Osskkaarr> I'll never back dwon from poo jabbas like yourself Thompson.
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42:59 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
43:15 <b-queen> ooooo
43:18 <b-queen> coincidence
43:23 <b-queen> i fink not
43:30 <Osskkaarr> Shame you came back... you think your 1996 shit works today? think again.
43:34 <anotherirc3r> ?
43:40 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
43:43 <Mistral> Hi anotherirc3r
43:48 <steven_> looooooooooooooooool
43:57 <anotherirc3r> hi Mistral
44:00 <muppet> mate keep fucken going
44:07 <Osskkaarr> I will!
44:15 <muppet> sweet, ill become your new stepdad
44:22 <muppet> give me.. a month
44:23 <steven_> OoOoOOOOOOOOO
44:25 <steven_> ROUND ONE
44:26 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
44:27 <steven_> fight!
44:32 <Osskkaarr> Whatcha gonna do Thompson.. cry like the bitch you always were ?
44:55 <b-queen> ahahahahah we gonna get commentary again
44:59 <Osskkaarr> Did I outsmart you back then? oh fuck yes! ... do it again fucko.
45:05 <muppet> gunna have a few ropy jets of jism flying into your mums hair
45:16 <muppet> specks of hate cancer and all
45:19 <Osskkaarr> show me your shit Thompson!
45:25 <steven_> loool
45:28 <Mistral> Osskkaarr is looking for a submission and muppet is looking for a flush ko
45:53 <steven_> booty queen
46:10 <DoC> lololololol
46:13 <b-queen> bwahahaha
46:17 <muppet> when im your stepdad im grounding you and confiscating your electronics
46:26 <muppet> youll have to play dice i the alley like i had to in the 90s
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46:59 Mode: (by waia.wa.au.austnet.org) +o DoC
47:14 <anotherirc3r> wb
47:52 <muppet> fuck id love to just yock you in the head
48:02 <anotherirc3r> yock?
48:04 <muppet> you violated my no yock policy so many times
49:12 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> jennifer are you causing fights again?
49:24 <muppet> who the fuck is jennifer
49:33 <b-queen> that sounded like such a dad thing to say
49:36 <anotherirc3r> how am i causing fights? i just got here
49:41 <muppet> is that that girl what dave was gettin his loves on for
49:45 <mark> ty jen
49:48 <b-queen> Jennifer wot have i told you about stirring boys up on the interwebs
49:50 <mark> looooooooooooooooool
49:53 <b-queen> go do your homework
50:03 <muppet> then nekk minit was squattin on more dicks than a tinder slut in the days before ovulation
50:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> anotherirc3r was there much snow today?
50:14 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> good coverage?
50:26 <Osskkaarr> [02/08/2015 20:47:53] (muppet): fuck id love to just yock you in the head
50:31 <Osskkaarr> You can try :)
50:33 <b-queen> YoCK
50:39 <mark> who the fuck is muppet?
50:43 <b-queen> HYuK HYuK HYuK
50:56 <mark> another lonesome loser like mendels?
51:05 <muppet> like who
51:23 <Osskkaarr> You didn't have the balls to do anything when I came to your party.... you were chicken shit Thompson :)
51:44 <muppet> i wasn't gunna have your blood tainting a good box social like that
51:50 <muppet> as i recall i even stood between you and other people
51:51 <Osskkaarr> Talk shit.
51:59 <Osskkaarr> that was Jade
52:01 <Osskkaarr> not you
52:09 <Osskkaarr> You were busy suckin off Tooheys
52:14 <Osskkaarr> you gutless faggot.
52:46 <muppet> what dave means i was holding tooheys back. its not hard to decypher his vernacular after a while
52:59 <muppet> why dont you go join isis or something
53:21 <thestig> why dont u eat them
53:27 <anotherirc3r> why don't you go play in traffic muppet?
53:28 <thestig> problem solvered
53:43 <muppet> why dont you try not to take 27 more dicks before the end of the night
53:58 <muppet> who'd do that to dave
54:03 <muppet> thats.. cold blooded
54:42 <DoC> lolol @ muppet
54:44 <anotherirc3r> get your facts straight, retard
55:11 <muppet> oh, im just doign what dave does, and making shit up. i dont see you telling him to get his facts straight. bucketfanny.
55:32 <anotherirc3r> that's because he's a better man than you
55:42 <muppet> hes not a 10th of the man i am.
55:52 <anotherirc3r> i disagree
55:58 <EMMA> LOL bucketfanny!!
56:15 <muppet> its ok, most girls i speak to find fuckwits attractive. you arent any different
56:39 <Osskkaarr> Are you raging because I tell the truth Luke ?
56:45 <muppet> oh yeah this is totally me raging
56:52 * Osskkaarr hands you a tissue
56:55 <anotherirc3r> what a coincidence. most guys are arseholes.
57:04 <anotherirc3r> David is the exception at the moment
57:06 <muppet> yeah you are sticking up for one
57:06 <b-queen> i cant stop laughing @ bucketfanny
57:13 <b-queen> i am mos def using that at work tomorrow
57:28 <muppet> one who, for years, unrelentingly tormented hundreds, thousands of people on this network. you are bakcing up one of the most hated people i have ever had the displeasure of meeting
57:38 <muppet> you are talking to what most would truly say was austnet's antichrist.
57:39 <Osskkaarr> :)
57:41 <anotherirc3r> awwww. are you upset muppet?
57:44 <Osskkaarr> I love it!
57:48 <mark> hahahahha
57:53 <b-queen> aNTiCHRiST
57:57 <mark> FIGHT CUNTSSSSSSSSSSSSS
57:58 <anotherirc3r> no love for you?
58:01 <anotherirc3r> i wonder why
58:07 <muppet> this guy was a coward. he did it all from a computer, in a house, only once he had the sack to venture out, and i protected him. then when i confronted him about the shithe was doing to my friends
58:18 <Osskkaarr> "most hated people i have ever"
58:19 <muppet> he cowered in a fucking corner, like a little bitch.
58:28 <Osskkaarr> "most hated"
58:47 <anotherirc3r> i'll meet you muppet and kick your arse
58:49 <Osskkaarr> unrelentingly tormented hundreds, thousands of people on this network
58:51 <muppet> so, feel free to think what you want about this man. i know who he really is.
59:01 <b-queen> can you fight jenn
59:04 <muppet> and look at this, hes proud of it
59:08 <muppet> are you serious?
59:09 <anotherirc3r> of course. meeting him once would definitely show that
59:09 <Osskkaarr> You know nothing Thompson.
59:15 <anotherirc3r> obviously, you know him very well
59:51 <b-queen> look i jus wanna kno
59:57 <b-queen> are we gonna see a fight or wot
00:19 <muppet> youd see a quick yokking
00:21 <Osskkaarr> He's a no show.. just like Darren.
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00:26 <anotherirc3r> haha
00:33 <muppet> where are ya dave, ill come to you. im broke but im not that broke
00:41 <anotherirc3r> you obviously expected Darren to be a man, David
00:46 <muppet> ill wear a gopro so if you clout me and i drop we can put it on youtube
00:46 <Osskkaarr> Bacchus Marsh VIC
00:47 <anotherirc3r> bad assumption
00:55 <muppet> yeah msg me your addy. i wont give it to anyone
01:05 <anotherirc3r> David, i want to meet this retard
01:06 <Osskkaarr> Up on the hill... it's the only hill in this suburb.
01:47 <b-queen> BRoKeN HiLL
01:51 <Osskkaarr> You;'lll see my 2 UHF atennas... you can't miss them
01:57 <muppet> you are in the middle of nowhere
02:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> TENSE
02:25 <b-queen> k I'm bored of this interweb fight now
02:40 <b-queen> meet up and record it or stfu
02:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> b-queen go take a pic of your shoe collection for us
02:55 <Osskkaarr> Where are you Luke ?
03:00 <muppet> im in kalgoorlie
03:01 <Osskkaarr> I'll come to you
03:04 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: looool David is still suffering severe butthurt..
03:06 <Osskkaarr> that's on the way
03:08 <b-queen> leave my kicks out of dis
03:58 <muppet> on the way to what, hell
05:34 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
05:35 <muppet> i cant beleive you have this bitch wound up dave
05:41 <Mistral> You two wont meet one another
05:45 <Mistral> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
05:52 <Osskkaarr> We will... we have met before
05:57 <Osskkaarr> And he knows i;ll show
06:07 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
06:16 <mark> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
06:18 <mark> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
06:21 <muppet> you only show when i drop in and run up in your spot like cj from san andreas
06:23 <Mistral> fight fight fight
06:38 <anotherirc3r> i'll meet you
06:51 <mark> Blackwood - Junkie Women Basher
06:52 <mark> Blackwood - Junkie Women Basher
06:52 <muppet> no you wont. i want me dick to keep working
07:18 <Osskkaarr> Scared of a girl Luke ?
07:18 <anotherirc3r> i won't touch your dick. ugh.
07:26 <muppet> i didnt say youd touch my dick
07:30 <muppet> i said it would probabaly stop working
07:42 <anotherirc3r> when i kick you in the nuts, probably :)
07:45 <muppet> dont just assume i want you to touch my dick because i dont
07:50 <muppet> youd break your foot off
08:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm willing to take that chance
08:31 <muppet> when you smiled dave, and i saw that one tooth, i didnt know wether to smile back or open a bottle with it
08:38 <smashmouse> muppet!
09:06 <Osskkaarr> Look at you Thompson.. so weak to abuse a female yeah? no balls at all.
09:12 <muppet> i havent abused anyone
09:16 <muppet> oh, i called her bucketfanny
09:24 <muppet> and insinuated she makes dicks cease to function
09:41 <Osskkaarr> Knock ya head off and stick it on a stick in Kal for the town to see... Thompson no longer lives here!
10:11 <anotherirc3r> please let me know if you want to meet this wanker Dave
10:15 <anotherirc3r> i'd love to come along
10:24 <Osskkaarr> He wont give me his address
10:48 <anotherirc3r> awwww. scared?
11:11 <Osskkaarr> He'll only show.. with mates... cause he got no balls :)
11:26 <smashmouse> what is love
11:28 <smashmouse> i mean
11:32 <smashmouse> where are the doves
11:33 <muppet> fuck off. i had no license, i couldnt drive
11:36 <smashmouse> simba dont dance wit me
11:38 <muppet> dfid you expect me to walk across the city
11:39 <smashmouse> dont dance wit me
11:42 <smashmouse> NO MORE!
11:46 <smashmouse> ahahahahahahahahahaha
11:47 <StrykerX> Josh, but he wants to.
11:51 <smashmouse> pigeon fucker
11:51 <StrykerX> He wants to dance long time
11:54 <smashmouse> LOLS BRO
11:57 <Osskkaarr> You could of just stayed home and didn't cry about it ?
12:03 <smashmouse> DANCES WITH PIGEONS
12:10 <anotherirc3r> awwww.. i almost feel sorry for muppet
12:11 <Osskkaarr> it's just IRC Luke .. remember..? that's what you told me.
12:11 <muppet> that makes no sense
12:12 <anotherirc3r> but i don't.
12:20 <muppet> yeah its just irc
12:23 <muppet> though, rock up, fag
12:42 <muppet> ill be happy to offer a first class yocking, free of charge
12:45 <muppet> for you its on the house
12:53 <Osskkaarr> Address
13:02 <Mistral> Hi Ady
13:10 <b-queen> i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You
13:10 <anotherirc3r> i'll join you Dave
13:16 Nick: smashmouse is now known as bunnyford
13:17 <anotherirc3r> i really want to meet this moron
13:20 <Mistral> StrykerX would you like to come and see the fight?
13:29 <StrykerX> What fight?
13:32 <muppet> ^
13:33 <anotherirc3r> ewwww
13:34 <mark> LOLLLL
13:37 <anotherirc3r> i don't want that there.
13:38 <Osskkaarr> It will only happen if he gives me his real address.... not like he will.
13:47 <StrykerX> Oh, anotherirc3r will be there. Pass.
13:49 <Mistral> dont want what where?
13:50 <StrykerX> LOL
13:52 <Mistral> oh
13:55 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
13:59 <Mistral> Are you two fighting now?
14:05 <muppet> how are you going to coe over when the braclet on your ankle goes off if you go past your fenceline
14:14 <Osskkaarr> haha
14:15 <Mistral> I think we all need to take chill pills
14:18 <Mistral> and watch the fight
14:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> anotherirc3r and StrykerX disappear within 20 mins of each other than arrive back within 20 mins of each other
14:29 <Osskkaarr> Now you're back peddling Luke... weak fuck :)
14:31 <b-queen> i reckon they fake fighting
14:31 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
14:39 <muppet> i wish it was logisticaly possible. kickstarter?
14:41 <StrykerX> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu: That's disgusting. :/
14:42 <anotherirc3r> please don't associate me with that..
14:43 <Mistral> Luke Thompson
14:46 <b-queen> they been hangin out this is jus their cover up
14:49 <StrykerX> I'd rather drown in the snow
14:51 <muppet> pay for my return flight, and you keep the rest
14:51 <b-queen> iM oNTo DeM
14:54 <StrykerX> As previously mentioned.
14:56 <anotherirc3r> i'd rather you drown too
14:59 <Mistral> Dont say that about one another
15:10 <mark> yeah
15:13 <Mistral> You guys were friends no need to be all bitchy now
15:22 <muppet> yes?>
15:31 <anotherirc3r> seems StrykerX has a problem with who i am friends with Mistral
15:33 <Mistral> Sorry I was just putting a and b together
15:34 <anotherirc3r> sad, but true
15:37 <Mistral> im pretty simple like that
15:38 <Mistral> rofl
15:45 <Osskkaarr> Nothing like the truth :)
15:51 <anotherirc3r> but he doesn't dictate who i am friends with
16:14 <StrykerX> Truth.. I have no time for those who associate themselves with losers like Osskkaarr :)
16:21 <Osskkaarr> Darren goT buRnT
16:22 <muppet> anotherirc3r: after i yock dave can i rub you with exotic scented oils from the orient?
16:24 <Mistral> loooooolllll
16:26 <Mistral> God
16:28 <anotherirc3r> awwwwww. poor Darren
16:37 <muppet> you make me feel like an old windsock at an airport waiting to become erect on a stiff breeze of your affection
16:43 <StrykerX> Osskkaarr: Just remember.. When you kiss her mate.. :)
16:44 <Mistral> Osskkaarr isnt 'that' bad
16:49 <mark> Mistral, we have blackwood for commentry during fight?
16:53 <StrykerX> Mistral: Pieter is almost better.
16:55 <Osskkaarr> Show your true colours Darren.. prove to everyone I was right about you all along :)
17:00 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
17:05 <anotherirc3r> Osskkaarr is actually a nice guy
17:08 <anotherirc3r> unlike someone
17:10 <Mistral> StrykerX is a cool kind of bloke
17:14 <b-queen> i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You
17:16 <anotherirc3r> LOL
17:18 <anotherirc3r> sorry..
17:18 <StrykerX> Actually, who am I kidding.
17:24 <anotherirc3r> that was funny.
17:24 <StrykerX> Pieter is a better person.
17:27 <StrykerX> :)
17:29 <Osskkaarr> amelia loves this.
17:30 <Mistral> :/
17:42 <b-queen> ahahahajahaha
17:55 <b-queen> its jus boys throwing their irc cocks around
17:59 <anotherirc3r> muppet, you won't touch me idiot.
18:01 <b-queen> iLL BaSH You
18:09 <b-queen> No iLL BaSH You
18:18 <b-queen> den every now and then a lil lady gets into it
18:23 <Mistral> Perhaps we could have a 3 way dance, Osskkaarr vs StrykerX vs muppet in a falls count anywhere match
18:28 <Mistral> anotherirc3r can be manager of Osskkaarr
18:31 <b-queen> iLL KiCK You iN De BaLLS!
18:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> throw chucky in as well
18:44 <StrykerX> Mistral: Oskar would be lucky to last 10 seconds.
18:45 <Mistral> rofl
18:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> make it an even number
18:52 <Mistral> chucky runs in with a chair
19:00 <anotherirc3r> tough man!
19:08 <Mistral> okay then
19:22 <StrykerX> lollll chucky
19:22 <anotherirc3r> i'm so tough i get ma matez to bash ppl 4 me
19:27 <Mistral> what do they call the 4 way match
19:33 <steven_> Mistral
19:39 <Mistral> Hi steven_
19:40 <steven_> any other fights on the card
19:44 <Mistral> yeah
19:46 <Mistral> im watching it now
19:47 <steven_> other then rousy and big foot
19:48 <muppet> why would you want to meet me anyway
19:51 <StrykerX> anotherirc3r is only lippy when Oskar is around
19:53 <StrykerX> It's kind of funny.
19:55 <Mistral> Shogun vs Little Nog
19:57 <muppet> if you dislike me that much thats actually kinda perverse
19:58 <steven_> oh
20:02 <steven_> both nogs
20:03 <Mistral> Struve vs Big Nog
20:05 <Mistral> yes
20:05 <steven_> where you watching it
20:07 <Mistral> Both nogs
20:10 <Mistral> i downloaded it
20:14 <steven_> they both going to sleep
20:15 <steven_> hahahaah
20:19 <Mistral> LOOOOLLL
20:19 * anotherirc3r yawns
20:20 <Mistral> well
20:21 <Mistral> one did
20:23 <Mistral> the other didnt
20:24 <steven_> shhhhhh
20:27 <steven_> cunt
20:27 <Mistral> oh
20:29 <steven_> lolololol
20:29 <Mistral> and
20:30 <Mistral> also
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20:35 <steven_> jhaajahahah
20:36 <anotherirc3r> StrykerX, i talk when i want to, retard
20:40 <Mistral> there was bogfoot vs Soa
20:42 <StrykerX> LOL
20:44 <anotherirc3r> i'm sorry if it hurts you.
20:45 <StrykerX> Best. Ever.
20:48 <steven_> that was shit
20:55 <steven_> soa is a disgrace
20:57 <DoC> hahahahhah
20:57 <Mistral> i havnt seen the fight yet
20:58 <Mistral> lol
20:59 <Mistral> rofl
21:02 <Mistral> Soa is slow
21:08 <Mistral> but if he mounts
21:09 <steven_> soa is a fucking disgrace
21:10 <Mistral> you are fucked
21:33 <Mistral> ummmmm fuck the prelims were good
21:35 Quit: Lish ([email protected]) Connection closed
21:38 <steven_> he will never finish a 3 round fight
21:46 <Mistral> Who Soa?
21:48 <mark> LoopyDOG go fuck that horse LOSER
21:48 <Mistral> no way
21:50 <Mistral> no gas
21:52 <steven_> he will die
21:53 <steven_> hahaha
22:03 <Mistral> he dies if it leaves the first round
22:04 <steven_> he would look like a junkie after 5
22:07 <Osskkaarr> Darren, How come you cracked the shits when she chooses to talk to other people and be friends with? ... you can't control what she wants to do.
22:12 <bunnyford> pizzzaaa n ribs wooo
22:12 <Mistral> I bet they put him on the Melbourne card too
22:18 <bunnyford> sif wana eat salad
22:19 <steven_> he is shit
22:25 <steven_> if he wins its because he fell on them
22:27 <steven_> hahaha
22:30 <Mistral> rofl
22:34 <Mistral> pretty much
22:38 <StrykerX> David: Just remember mate. You're second.
22:40 <StrykerX> Always will be.
22:40 <Mistral> they might find a real can for him to fight
22:42 <Mistral> so he wins
22:51 <DoC> loooooooooool
23:04 <DoC> who is the first StrykerX?
23:06 <steven_> all tthe aussie's are disgraceful
23:08 <Osskkaarr> Darren, As I understand it... you and your ex-mrs broke up cause you were tooo controlling and abusive... I didn't want to believe that but i'm starting to see the picture now.
23:11 <Mistral> 4 way tornado match Osskkaarr, StrykerX, chucky and muppet
23:17 <Mistral> with anotherirc3r in Osskkaarrs corner
23:21 <steven_> hahaaha
23:24 <StrykerX> LOL
23:26 <DoC> hahahaha
23:32 <steven_> steve mazzagatti as the ref
23:36 <Mistral> indeed
23:42 * steven_ come on lets get it on!!! *KISS*
23:44 <anotherirc3r> Osskkaarr, i could totally see that
23:46 <Mistral> kim winslow will be checking the gloves
23:55 <DoC> blackwood isnt good at commentry?
23:56 <anotherirc3r> little boys just need to grow up
24:01 <Mistral> rofl
24:01 <Mistral> yes
24:11 <Mistral> smashmouse doing the color commentating
24:19 <Osskkaarr> Darren, Truth burns does it :)
24:20 <DoC> LOLLLLLL
24:34 <StrykerX> Osskkaarr: Sloppy seconds
24:37 <StrykerX> Always will be.
24:39 <mark> fighting over pussy
24:41 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
24:42 <StrykerX> I KNOW this burns you.
24:47 <StrykerX> Very deeply.
24:52 <anotherirc3r> ummm, no.
24:53 <StrykerX> That's why it's funny.
24:56 * Mistral offers ointment to all those burned
24:59 <anotherirc3r> lol as if i would sleep with you
25:00 <Osskkaarr> Everyone has had sloppys in their life.... next ?
25:03 <anotherirc3r> ewwww.
25:13 <StrykerX> Nah, other stuff tho
25:16 <StrykerX> :)
25:24 * anotherirc3r vomits
25:29 <mark> fighting over pussy
25:30 <anotherirc3r> regrets
25:32 <StrykerX> You did it.
25:35 <StrykerX> lol
25:37 <steven_> 'she told me she was a virgin'
25:42 <DoC> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
25:47 <b-queen>  i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You
25:53 <Mistral> LOOOOOLLLLL
25:53 <steven_> 'she told me she was a virgin'
26:12 <steven_> how come when im with you my pants get tighter?
26:20 <steven_> but i like it
26:20 <Mistral> So what happened between StrykerX and anotherirc3r?
26:26 <b-queen> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
26:29 <Mistral> Did anotherirc3r turn heel?
26:33 <anotherirc3r> what?
26:35 <StrykerX> Mistral: That was already said.
26:39 <StrykerX> She has loser mates.
26:41 <StrykerX> No time for that.
26:43 <Mistral> oh
26:44 <b-queen> i can't feel ma diiiiick lalala
26:46 <anotherirc3r> i told you. StrykerX doesn't like me talking to Osskkaarr
26:50 <StrykerX> ^^
26:54 <steven_> looooooooooooooool
26:55 <anotherirc3r> so he doesn't wanna be fwends anymore
26:57 <DoC> hahahahhahahaha
26:59 <anotherirc3r> i am so devastated
27:01 <steven_> StrykerX got a quick dip
27:01 <Osskkaarr> and that makes him look bad :)
27:02 <StrykerX> No loss.
27:05 <LoopyDOG> lol
27:16 <anotherirc3r> i know it isn't
27:18 <mark> who lost the plot at fighting over pussy
27:23 <Mistral> I am officially entering myself into the hunt for anotherirc3r
27:24 <steven_> hahahahahaa
27:29 <Mistral> Time to sort you blokes out
27:30 <anotherirc3r> i much prefer Osskkaarr :)
27:36 <Osskkaarr> :)
27:37 <anotherirc3r> he's much nicer than you
27:37 <Mistral> LOOOOOLLLL
27:44 <anotherirc3r> and actually has respect
27:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> wheres plivent? he should be here for this
27:46 <anotherirc3r> which you don't
27:47 <DoC> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
27:47 * StrykerX sits on hands
27:49 <LoopyDOG> wot bout me
27:49 <StrykerX> LOL
27:50 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
27:50 <StrykerX> LOL
27:53 <StrykerX> Oskar has respect?
27:57 <StrykerX> That's CLAS
27:59 <anotherirc3r> more than you
28:01 <StrykerX> CLASSIC
28:03 <anotherirc3r> but.. that isn't hard
28:04 Mode: (by bios) -b officeworks!*@*
28:07 <StrykerX> Remember last week in #melbourne?
28:11 <StrykerX> When he ran you into the ground?
28:13 <Mistral> Im trying to watch the fights but this keeps making me laugh
28:14 <StrykerX> Respect :)
28:16 <Mistral> screw you guys
28:27 <mark> pliv is busy with his drugs atm
28:28 <anotherirc3r> at least he stuck up for me
28:29 <StrykerX> Even posted your address.
28:30 <anotherirc3r> unlike you.
28:32 <StrykerX> Respect. :)
28:47 <StrykerX> People fight there own fights. Simple really.
28:50 <anotherirc3r> Osskkaarr and i are past that StrykerX
28:57 <StrykerX> LOL
28:59 <anotherirc3r> perhaps it is time you are too
29:05 <StrykerX> Until the next person does what I did
29:08 <anotherirc3r> it's like you're obsessed
29:08 <StrykerX> Then REPEAT.
29:10 <b-queen> you shouldn't really need people to stick up for you tho
29:12 <anotherirc3r> it's pathetic
29:17 <StrykerX> Agreed, b-queen
29:19 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOL
29:20 <anotherirc3r> i don't b-queen
29:24 <StrykerX> Fight your own fights.
29:25 <StrykerX> :)
29:26 <b-queen> deal with your own actions
29:27 <anotherirc3r> but it's still nice
29:29 <mark> who lost the plot at fighting over pussy
29:36 <LoopyDOG> i got a gun n i plan to use it
29:43 <Osskkaarr> I stick up for her because I want to... she can defend herself.
29:57 <anotherirc3r> waaaaaah. she's friends with someone i don't like! *cries*
30:08 <b-queen> anyways back to my singing
30:09 <StrykerX> Oh, he abused me and shared ALL my private life
30:12 <StrykerX> LETS BE FRIENDS
30:15 <StrykerX> LOL!
30:19 <bunnyford> i emplore myelf
30:22 <bunnyford> sometimes
30:25 <anotherirc3r> even with that StrykerX
30:26 <Mistral> anotherirc3r is your friend Ady single? Perhaps we could get some peeps to fight for her too
30:27 <b-queen> i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You
30:28 <anotherirc3r> he is still better than you
30:33 <bunnyford> to push two fingers into my arse
30:38 <LoopyDOG> gona shoot u steven_ u cunt
30:39 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooool
30:41 <StrykerX> I don't post your private life to everyone
30:42 <anotherirc3r> Mistral, Ady isn't a girl lol
30:45 <StrykerX> He will never be better. :)
30:49 <Mistral> anotherirc3r oops
30:50 <Mistral> rofl
30:52 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> anotherirc3r why dont you tell everyone exactly what you and Ady got up to
30:53 <anotherirc3r> awwww. i'm sorry - but he is
30:57 <bunnyford> what is, actually funny
30:57 <steven_> MWAHAHHAH
31:03 <StrykerX> anotherirc3r is just hurt
31:04 <DoC> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
31:07 <bunnyford> is how fast a person becomes
31:07 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
31:09 <bunnyford> irc
31:11 <bunnyford> :P
31:16 <StrykerX> She'll get over it.
31:21 <anotherirc3r> hurt? about not being friends with you?
31:23 <anotherirc3r> ROFL
31:26 <StrykerX> Oh you are.
31:27 <bunnyford> lolz
31:29 <steven_> hang on
31:31 <anotherirc3r> i feel such a great loss..
31:34 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> anotherirc3r are we friends?
31:34 <bunnyford> woah
31:34 <anotherirc3r> oh wait..
31:35 <StrykerX> I know you do.
31:36 <bunnyford> yo
31:36 <anotherirc3r> no, i don't
31:36 <steven_> werent you two banging a few days ago
31:36 <steven_> ?
31:42 <steven_> werent you two banging a few days ago
31:42 <Mistral> is no one paranoid hat anotherirc3r is sitting in her room....  AT NIGHT with a man name ADY?
31:43 <anotherirc3r> haha
31:43 <StrykerX> LOL
31:44 <EMMA> hahahhahaaaa
31:44 <anotherirc3r> nope
31:45 <bunnyford> well
31:46 <anotherirc3r> hell no
31:53 <bunnyford> at least it's both of you
31:57 <steven_> hahaah
31:58 <steven_> ok then
32:00 <bunnyford> that've turned weird
32:10 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> anotherirc3r are we friends?
32:12 <anotherirc3r> Mistral, he is at his house
32:17 <Mistral> oh
32:19 <steven_> haahah
32:19 <anotherirc3r> sometimes Brett
32:20 <b-queen> (@Mistral) is no one paranoid hat anotherirc3r is sitting in her room.... AT NIGHT with a man name ADY?
32:23 <b-queen> i lost my shit
32:24 <bunnyford> it is times like this
32:38 <bunnyford> I wish I could push my seven and a half inch cock
32:39 <b-queen> iS No oNe PaRaNoiD
32:39 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> anotherirc3r can we go for a drive and talk?
32:42 <bunnyford> through the screen
32:49 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
32:51 <bunnyford> and into some irc cunts arse!
32:54 <bunnyford> lolz
32:54 <mark> StrykerX have u got ur dick wet?
33:00 <anotherirc3r> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu, no
33:02 <anotherirc3r> we can't
33:03 <Mistral> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu has officially entered himself into the race
33:04 <StrykerX> Tonight, yes.
33:05 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> why not?
33:19 <DoC> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
33:26 <EMMA> dont think many ppl in here have ever got their dick wet.
33:31 <bunnyford> y do i live in this world
33:32 <anotherirc3r> what'd you do to trick her StrykerX?
33:35 <anotherirc3r> or is it a him?
33:45 <bunnyford> every body's killing each other
33:50 <bunnyford> or abusing eachother
33:56 <StrykerX> bunnyford: Welcome to IRC
33:56 <anotherirc3r> probably a him
33:57 <StrykerX> lol
33:59 <bunnyford> where is the love.
34:05 <bunnyford> lol
34:10 <anotherirc3r> love? for that?
34:13 <bunnyford> WELCOME BACK AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN!
34:14 <anotherirc3r> i have never loved that
34:14 <bunnyford> hahahaha
34:21 <Mistral> What I want to know is why no one has made use of the word PROJECTION
34:24 <bunnyford> you choose your own path
34:25 <EMMA> i wonder what would happen if you all decided to meet up......
34:32 <b-queen> AAHAHAHAJAJHAAHHAHAHAHA
34:39 <b-queen> fuck
34:40 <steven_> PROJECTIONz
34:42 <b-queen> AHAHAHAHAH
34:45 <EMMA> i bet noone would be talking shit then
34:51 <bunnyford> i am?
34:55 <b-queen> i would be sitting there giggling
34:56 <mark> Projection.
34:57 <bunnyford> projecting?
35:00 <steven_> hahah
35:06 <steven_> they have all met up
35:06 <Osskkaarr> Darren watched a porn movie on redtube, got out his vaseline and rubbed real hard on that titac cock of his.
35:15 <anotherirc3r> ahhhh
35:15 <EMMA> they would wank each other off!!!
35:16 <b-queen> remixing songs like
35:20 * StrykerX waits for it
35:20 <EMMA> thats what would happen
35:21 <bunnyford> b-queen
35:27 <DoC> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
35:27 <bunnyford> i am projecting/
35:27 <steven_> preformed the man train
35:29 <b-queen>  i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You
35:38 <bunnyford> ?
35:39 <mark> Projection.
35:45 <b-queen> Projection bunny.
35:50 <bunnyford> ah
35:54 <bunnyford> perhaps then
35:59 <b-queen> False.
35:59 <steven_> Projector
36:00 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> is anotherirc3r denying anything happened with darren? lol
36:06 <EMMA> just remember any hole is a gaol.
36:07 <b-queen> Projection.
36:08 <bunnyford> I will finish this piece of pizza
36:13 <b-queen> False.
36:19 <bunnyford> now
36:21 <b-queen> Question.
36:23 <Mistral> All this fighting and arguing has being going on for way too long... Like it must be SIX WEEKS now
36:24 <bunnyford> we delete and block
36:29 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA day 2?
36:32 <bunnyford> u can do it
36:34 <bunnyford> icbf
36:36 <bunnyford> tbh
36:44 <EMMA> what Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu?
36:46 <steven_> LoopyDOG is a LoopyDOG
36:46 <StrykerX> I agree Mistral
36:50 <StrykerX> I'm bored of it now.
36:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> of quitting
36:57 <bunnyford> i will
37:00 <bunnyford> use ur two pics
37:02 <bunnyford> for memes
37:04 <bunnyford> for 4chan
37:06 <EMMA> its been 6 days of cutting down
37:06 <steven_> its like warm apple pie
37:09 <bunnyford> loser.
37:12 <EMMA> im too weak to quit!
37:29 <b-queen> ahahahhahahaa
37:33 <bunnyford> ty Kristy
37:38 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> u gotta cut back coz you're obese remember?
37:45 <bunnyford> I only wanted you to show
37:49 <EMMA> still down to one a day
37:55 <EMMA> yes im soo fat
38:23 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> 7kg til u are into the overweight range
38:25 <anotherirc3r> don't message me StrykerX
38:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> then reset your goals
38:30 <anotherirc3r> i have no interest in talking to you
38:31 <StrykerX> ?
38:42 <StrykerX> Wouldn't waste my kb's of text.
38:54 <StrykerX> I can talk to more genuine shits in my toilet.
39:04 <anotherirc3r> you did message me idiot
39:12 <bunnyford> btw u r on ignore
39:18 <Mistral> LOOOLLLL @ toilet
39:19 <steven_> looool
39:36 <EMMA> yep that right Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
39:46 <bunnyford> pics soon b all over ircand the net
39:51 <bunnyford> :P
39:58 <bunnyford> i gotta meme my own for fun
40:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> anotherirc3r when will we go talking and driving?
40:12 <anotherirc3r> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu, never
40:14 <b-queen> WHY CaNT i FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You?
40:19 <DoC> LOLL @ Bretty
40:20 <thestig> you talk to shits in your toilet?
40:24 <StrykerX> I do.
40:27 <StrykerX> They have personality.
40:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> why not? dont u go talking and driving with your friends? and u said we were friends
40:30 <EMMA> you must not have a dick b-queen
40:36 <b-queen> ohhh
40:39 <b-queen> maybe thats why
40:48 <bunnyford> aw lil amelie likes squid
41:07 <bunnyford> stig
41:09 <EMMA> or she must have a big vagina
41:12 <bunnyford> do u still
41:18 <bunnyford> i mean vaness is old news'
41:35 <bunnyford> want some pics of an ugly croatian?
41:37 <b-queen> lets go with optio 2
41:41 <b-queen> option 2
41:53 <steven_> cuz yo ugly
41:54 <steven_> cuz yo ugly
42:08 <bunnyford> bro i love how ugly yo gta ass is
42:25 <bunnyford> how u make em fk i unno
42:32 <steven_> aaah
42:34 <b-queen> uGLY You aiNT GoT No aLiBi
43:03 <thestig> josh why were you ranting in your backyard
43:08 <mark> <Dugnuts> Mistral is gay
43:10 <mark> LOL
43:13 <bunnyford> venting
43:18 <thestig> to who
43:22 <anotherirc3r> lol where is that mark?
43:44 <thestig> wErE yOu TaLkInG tO yOuRsElF
43:46 <bunnyford> im not saying anything
43:48 <steven_> http://www.vmusic.com.au/charts/v-music-video-chart.aspx?gclid=CPzOlfuoiscCFUIsvQodDZEPGQ
43:52 <bunnyford> u r a manipulator
43:59 <thestig> simple Q
43:59 <bunnyford> i was only offering you pics]
44:13 <bunnyford> it's not simple
44:14 <thestig> pics? i never asked for picsss
44:21 <bunnyford> after court
44:26 <thestig> all i asked if you were ranting to yourself
44:29 <bunnyford> and when I receive the transcription'
44:30 <thestig> lol
44:35 <bunnyford> ill send it to you
44:39 <bunnyford> be funny as
44:43 <thestig> nah
44:48 <bunnyford> well
44:49 <mark> Blackwood - Junkie Women Basher
44:52 <bunnyford> y ask bs questions
45:06 <thestig> well you pasted all the info on your situation
45:14 <bunnyford> y not
45:20 <bunnyford> you go on about it enoug
45:23 <thestig> do you expect me to not ask questions?
45:25 <bunnyford> I can say anything
45:38 <bunnyford> contradict myself you believe anything
45:48 <bunnyford> i never expected anything
45:54 <bunnyford> can we fuck?
46:11 <bunnyford> im full after 4 lil pieces of pizza.
46:23 <thestig> EAT THE FUCKING BOX
46:49 <bunnyford> dud3e
46:50 <bunnyford> dude
46:53 <bunnyford> hurta dick eata
47:00 <bunnyford> hurt
47:02 <bunnyford> a
47:05 <bunnyford> dick
47:07 <bunnyford> eat
47:08 <bunnyford> a
47:21 <bunnyford> happy you didnt say you wanted the pics
47:23 <bunnyford> ?
47:30 <bunnyford> best thing you didnt do
48:09 <thestig> all i car about is who you were ranting too in your backyar
48:10 <thestig> d
48:15 <bunnyford> also i dont have them
48:16 <thestig> it is interesting to me
48:20 <thestig> care
48:21 <bunnyford> deleted last night.
48:31 <Mistral> someone else for us despos to fight over
48:36 <anotherirc3r> she won't join
48:40 <bunnyford> it is interesting to me
48:42 <anotherirc3r> she hates this chan
48:48 <Mistral> :(
48:52 <anotherirc3r> true though
48:56 <bunnyford> DO you know what interests me the most?
48:58 <bunnyford> hmm
49:07 <DoC> yeah anotherirc3r told her everything :P~
49:12 <bunnyford> not how easily we awake and tumble off to work
49:23 <anotherirc3r> DoC, i don't do that anymore
49:25 <anotherirc3r> so hush
49:25 <anotherirc3r> k?
49:29 <bunnyford> but how hard my cock is
49:48 <DoC> lol
49:51 <bunnyford> every single second, of the day, waiting for you to come over, you jerk
49:57 <anotherirc3r> thx love
53:53 <anotherirc3r> dammit. so should not have gone to pancake parlour
53:55 <anotherirc3r> feeeeel sick
56:36 <steven_> http://www.vmusic.com.au/charts/v-music-video-chart.aspx?gclid=CPzOlfuoiscCFUIsvQodDZEPGQ
56:58 <steven_> KUSH KUSH
57:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> anotherirc3r did u go there with ady?
57:30 <steven_> spin it like peanut butter jelly
57:35 <steven_> MONEY MON EY MON EY
57:41 <b-queen> soon my remix will be #1
57:47 <b-queen> bumping it off
58:10 <anotherirc3r> yeah, i did
00:34 <steven_> http://www.vmusic.com.au/charts/v-music-video-chart.aspx?gclid=CPzOlfuoiscCFUIsvQodDZEPGQ
00:35 <b-queen> it got quiet in here
00:45 <steven_> ohhhh
00:53 <steven_> i know why your chasing all tthe headlights
00:54 Quit: LoopyDOG ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
00:55 <steven_> owwwwwwww
01:02 <steven_> cuz u alwayz tryn to get ahead of life
04:26 <steven_> yew already know who it iz
04:28 <steven_> http://www.vmusic.com.au/charts/v-music-video-chart.aspx?gclid=CPzOlfuoiscCFUIsvQodDZEPGQ
04:36 <steven_> now watch me WHIP
04:40 <steven_> watch me NAE NAE
04:55 <thestig> 77 folowers lol
05:10 <steven_> hahaha
05:13 <steven_> i been letting out farts
05:19 Nick: b-queen is now known as bucketfanny
05:21 <thestig> lolll
05:24 <steven_> these cunts must be like wtf was that
05:35 <steven_> when i done one
05:39 <steven_> i watched the stream
05:46 <steven_> and i noticed i was pulling a funny face
05:50 <thestig> haha
05:53 <thestig> sex face
05:56 <steven_> because there is like a 20 second delay
05:57 <steven_> hahah
06:00 <steven_> turd EYES
06:10 <thestig> lol
08:22 <steven_> must admit getting more girls messaging me since i had the cam on
08:23 <steven_> hahahaahahahaa
08:33 <thestig> ahaha
08:33 <muppet> Osskkaarr:
08:38 <bucketfanny> girls lile biteybabe
08:43 <bucketfanny> lil rangas
08:44 <steven_> yeah
08:48 <steven_> hahahhhaaa
08:50 <Osskkaarr> What son ?
09:04 <muppet> you've got eyes like piss holes in the snow, cunt
09:16 <bucketfanny> ahhaahah here we go again
09:18 <thestig> did u google that
09:23 <Osskkaarr> lol
09:34 <anotherirc3r> what a retarded attempt at an insult
09:36 <mark> LOL @ muppet
09:41 <bucketfanny> wot are eyes like piss holes in the snow
09:42 <bucketfanny> pic
09:43 <anotherirc3r> you must be truly proud of yourself
10:04 <thestig> maybe he is saying he has beatiful eyes it makes him pee
10:10 <Osskkaarr> haha
10:38 <bucketfanny> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pissholes+in+the+snow
10:46 <bucketfanny> dw i save the day
10:47 <Mistral> Can I ruin a fight for you steven_?
10:52 <Mistral> Soa GASSED
11:08 <thestig> lol
11:29 <muppet> it was a brilliant insult
11:46 <thestig> but he hasnt been drinking
11:54 <muppet> thats what makes it brilliant
11:59 <thestig> muppet when was the last time you saw your cock
12:01 <thestig> my fav
12:09 <steven_> ahhahahahahhahahahaahhahaahahhahahh
12:11 <steven_> Mistral
12:14 <bunnyford> dude
12:18 <bunnyford> muppet
12:20 <bunnyford> is cool
12:21 <bunnyford> oh
12:23 <bunnyford> muppet
12:23 <bunnyford> soz
12:34 <bunnyford> i will listen to your thing now
12:39 <steven_> [19:20] <@steven_> that was shit
12:39 <steven_> [19:20] <@steven_> soa is a disgrace
12:45 <steven_> hahahahaa
12:51 <Mistral> oh :)
12:57 <steven_> i had already watched soa n rousey
12:59 <anotherirc3r> no you didn't have to stooooop so low
13:03 <anotherirc3r> guess i didn't need that though
13:08 <anotherirc3r> now you're just somebody that i used to knowwww
13:13 <steven_> ill watch it before i go to bed
13:17 <Osskkaarr> [Guns N' Roses - Patience] - (5:56/128kbps)
13:17 <steven_> i have to go to my mates house
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13:18 <bunnyford> muppet tho my good friend Ryan
13:24 <steven_> drop him some weeed
13:26 <bunnyford> doesnt do covers, his band
13:39 <bucketfanny> NoW You JuS SoMe C*NT THaT i uSeD To KNoW
13:42 <bunnyford> i dont know, he said to me to find his cover from massive attack
13:49 <anotherirc3r> true bucketfanny
13:52 <anotherirc3r> is that you meelz?
13:52 <anotherirc3r> lol
13:52 <bunnyford> he did to test his voice
13:58 <bunnyford> fk is the song called
14:01 <bucketfanny> yah it me
14:02 <muppet> Osskkaarr has a head like a robbers dog
14:04 <bucketfanny> teehehe
14:04 <bunnyford> nony
14:11 <bunnyford> will u take lil amelie
14:17 <Osskkaarr> Thompson, Your shit doesn't work fuckarse.
14:17 <bunnyford> she is so hypo
14:29 <anotherirc3r> what am i supposed to do with her!?
14:39 <bunnyford> give her a pistacio nut
14:46 <bunnyford> or some tomato
14:50 <anotherirc3r> a robbers dog?
14:50 <bunnyford> she loves them
14:52 <Osskkaarr> Thompson, Time you stepped up the game... give your address.
14:53 <anotherirc3r> great work m8
14:54 <bunnyford> :P
15:01 <anotherirc3r> totally impressive
15:07 <bunnyford> ashlee said to give her the nut
15:13 <bunnyford> i gave her tomato
15:21 <bunnyford> i eat them like apples
15:32 <anotherirc3r> cherry tomatoes?
15:33 <bunnyford> muppet
15:36 <bunnyford> u there
15:47 <bunnyford> this is chill
16:04 <muppet> hhaha what is
16:07 <muppet> oh that shit last night
16:14 <bunnyford> yeah
16:18 <bunnyford> finally listening now
16:19 <bunnyford> soz
16:27 <bunnyford> she's trying to get onto the laptop
16:32 <bunnyford> where the music coming from
16:34 <bunnyford> LOL
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16:48 Nick: bucketfanny is now known as b-queen
16:50 <bunnyford> u do this urself but use ur guitar course?
16:55 <anotherirc3r> why b-queen meelz?
16:56 <bunnyford> or what man
17:02 <muppet> logic pro
17:04 <muppet> and 2 guitars
17:11 <bunnyford> 2
17:13 <b-queen> its a lil better than bucketfanny
17:18 <bunnyford> bass?
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17:27 <bunnyford> electric
17:34 <muppet> obviously duplicating the guitar track doesnt work, you have to record 2 actual tracks to create the dissonance
17:36 <bunnyford> one is
17:40 <bunnyford> yeah
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18:02 <bunnyford> do you write lyrics
18:05 <muppet> nah
18:07 <bunnyford> if you were a little darker
18:09 <bunnyford> in that
18:11 <muppet> as you cna see im not good with words
18:14 <bunnyford> well let's collab
18:20 <bunnyford> uno i am
18:28 <muppet> so yeah used 2 guitars, 2 different woods, 2 different variances of resonance
18:34 <bunnyford> ill write the lyrics
18:39 <bunnyford> oh
18:45 <bunnyford> cool
19:18 <muppet> the guitars are actually really low in the mix. its the dissonace across the stereo that makes it sound big. and fuckin tough to play tight, even with a click
20:37 <bunnyford> well
20:42 <bunnyford> record
20:46 <bunnyford> and uh
20:54 <bunnyford> choose a theme
20:59 <bunnyford> we'll do it
21:07 <bunnyford> ill write the lyrics at least
21:18 <bunnyford> I dont like singing OUCH HER FKN NAILS
22:25 <bunnyford> muppet
22:28 <bunnyford> LISTEN TO THIS
22:54 <bunnyford> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7DBlezYTVk
22:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: To Bid You Farewell (With Lyrics) (Feb 1, 2012) Time: 10:57 - Category: Music - 116,738 views - 798 likes (98.9%), 9 dislikes (1.1%)
23:00 <bunnyford> I am right.. NOW lolz
23:06 <muppet> haha opeth
23:12 <bunnyford> ye
23:21 <bunnyford> this song
23:24 <bunnyford> and the changes
23:30 <muppet> masn.. the baying of the hounds
23:30 <bunnyford> it's like the four seasons
23:31 <bunnyford> which
23:32 <bunnyford> uh
23:35 <bunnyford> ok cbf
23:45 <bunnyford> no no
23:50 <bunnyford> it's just this one song bro
24:29 <bunnyford> it's like that writing doesnt come from anywhere
24:36 <bunnyford> you vomit it out
24:52 <bunnyford> have to wash filthy fingers
25:23 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
25:40 <bunnyford> b queen BYE
25:55 <bunnyford> i wish I didnt defend you
26:04 <bunnyford> with Osskkaarr
26:22 <bunnyford> btw pics r goin out everywhere.
26:28 <bunnyford> because you acted like a cunt.
26:37 <muppet> what did i miss
26:43 <StrykerX> Wtf
26:50 <StrykerX> I think I've missed something big here
26:52 <Osskkaarr> Why do you keep mentioning me Shitwood ?
27:29 <Mistral> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
27:40 <steven_> ???????????????????
27:40 <Mistral> is that smashmouse ranting and raving
27:46 <thestig> yep
27:54 <thestig> big txt SHITWOOD
27:54 <b-queen> haha
27:56 <b-queen> ok
28:09 <Osskkaarr>                                                             
28:10 <Osskkaarr>                                                             
28:13 <thestig> wooot\
28:18 <steven_> hahahahah
28:20 <muppet> http://i.ytimg.com/vi/p8NEL6xYSiQ/hqdefault.jpg
28:23 <muppet> what the fuck is with this guy
28:35 <muppet> keeps laughing and thats it
33:28 <muppet> bunnyford:
33:33 <muppet> https://soundcloud.com/luke0r/octave-synth
33:33 <mark> Blackwood - Weak Shit Licking Faggot
33:36 <muppet> theres one with lead break
34:11 <bunnyford> dude
34:24 <bunnyford> write etc produce the song mark
34:33 <bunnyford> crap without it
34:46 <DoC> Blackwood - Junkie Women Basher
35:00 <bunnyford> type out the lyrics
35:18 <thestig> josh have u ever taken a shit on a piece of wood and thought, OMG I MADE A MIRROR
35:31 <Mistral> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
35:34 <anotherirc3r> that's just weird
35:36 <DoC> LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
46:38 <steven_> back soon
51:59 <Osskkaarr> [Guns 'N' Roses - November Rain [Live 92]] - (14:24/128kbps)
52:09 <Osskkaarr> [Guns 'N' Roses - Knocking On Heaven's Door - [Live Wembley 1992]] - (9:00/128kbps(vbr))
52:44 <b-queen> KNoCK KNoCK KNoCKiNG oN HeaVeNS DooR
53:31 <Osskkaarr> BuM BaNdiT
54:02 <b-queen> BuMBuM
59:58 <thestig> KNOCK KNOCK KNCOKING ON JOSH"S DOOR
01:44 <b-queen> soso many dick pics posted in melb
02:46 <thestig> lol
03:44 <b-queen> can you link me vid again
03:49 <b-queen> i wants to giggle
03:51 <b-queen> guile pls
04:11 <thestig> i got to upload again lol
04:25 <b-queen> did you take it down
04:30 <thestig> ya
04:41 <b-queen> booo
04:46 <b-queen> wheres the trust
35:59 <bunnyford> <@thestig> josh have u ever taken a shit on a piece of wood and thought, OMG I MADE A MIRROR
36:13 <bunnyford> no
36:22 <bunnyford> and that makes no sense.
36:32 <bunnyford> do not waste words
37:22 <bunnyford> wondered how long you could keep buddying up
37:25 <bunnyford> last night
37:35 <bunnyford> b4 returning to abuse.
37:54 <bunnyford> we both love it
38:04 <bunnyford> at least i am not adopted
38:11 <bunnyford> my parents kept me.
38:45 <bunnyford> Adoptive boystig
38:51 <bunnyford> why so serious?
39:54 <bunnyford> ask b-queen
40:16 <bunnyford> about what she thinks of Osskkaarr and you
40:22 <bunnyford> I would love to read a lie
51:12 <bunnyford> pussy.
52:03 <anotherirc3r> ?
52:04 <bunnyford> is there a Mark here that requested me on fb
52:09 <bunnyford> soz nony
52:22 <thestig> it makes sense cause of SHITWOOD
52:34 <bunnyford> does not offend me
52:37 <bunnyford> in a short time
52:43 <bunnyford> this will be a long time ago.
52:52 <thestig> you can go into your back yard and rant about it later lol
53:02 <bunnyford> LOL
53:06 <bunnyford> fucken
53:18 <bunnyford> why not bring up the funny shit
53:37 <bunnyford> I fell asleep in the shower
53:42 * anotherirc3r steps back
53:43 <bunnyford> passed out on the toilet.
54:22 <bunnyford> Austnet is almost dead
54:48 <bunnyford> do you want
54:49 <Osskkaarr> !quoteadd <@thestig> josh have u ever taken a shit on a piece of wood and thought, OMG I MADE A MIRROR
54:49 <grubs> Quote was added.
54:51 <bunnyford> amelias pics
54:53 <bunnyford> to meme
54:58 <bunnyford> n 4chan?
55:09 <anotherirc3r> are you and meelz arguing? :/
55:20 <bunnyford> uh
55:22 <bunnyford> yes
55:26 <anotherirc3r> awww
55:29 <anotherirc3r> that sucks dude
55:31 <bunnyford> such heat!
57:47 <steven_> looooooool
58:03 <anotherirc3r> who is Brendan?
58:14 <bunnyford> those roses and me
58:21 <bunnyford> who is what
58:26 <bunnyford> fuck is steven_
58:29 <bunnyford> :P
58:35 <anotherirc3r> some wanker
58:37 <bunnyford> SHARP AS A RAZOR
58:37 <anotherirc3r> :P
58:46 <bunnyford> well
58:48 <bunnyford> a wank
58:56 <bunnyford> helps a man to become present
58:56 <bunnyford> rofl
58:59 <bunnyford> i
59:17 <bunnyford> steven_ let's drift!
59:40 <anotherirc3r> lol right
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