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00:09 <anotherirc3r> doing what?!
09:29 <Blitzkrieg> Anselemo
09:38 <Blitzkrieg> Are you a bit special?
10:02 <anotherirc3r> i think you are lying Mr Anselemo
11:19 <smashmouse> wooooooo gangsta moviez comin to sbs2
11:49 Kick: Anselemo was kicked by Blitzkrieg (loooooool)
14:07 <b-queen> KiCKeD
15:01 <Blitzkrieg> Peace out nigguhz
15:05 Join: Anselemo ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
15:06 <smashmouse> miss u
15:16 <Anselemo> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Blitzkrieg
15:19 <smashmouse> dun leaf mi!
15:29 <smashmouse> carreh mi to bed
15:32 <smashmouse> ;)
16:32 <smashmouse> all the boys leave me :~
16:43 <b-queen> bai stryke see jew on da FLyP SyD
17:48 <smashmouse> stealin ma man
18:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
18:03 <anotherirc3r> who is?!
18:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> dem applez
18:12 Join: LoopyDOG ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
18:28 <Blitzkrieg> Only here for you Josh <3
18:39 <smashmouse> *hertz skips a beat!*
18:43 <anotherirc3r> see.. he luvs u
18:46 <anotherirc3r> all gewd
18:48 * smashmouse faints
18:52 Mode: (by nate) +vv Anselemo LoopyDOG
19:11 <nate> Loop take me for a walk (shag).
22:11 <smashmouse> oh ma WHuT DBZ movie in cinmez
22:37 <b-queen> http://m.imgur.com/cJZStRL
22:50 <b-queen> ahahah
22:57 <b-queen> LooK @ Me
23:04 <b-queen> O_O
23:29 <nate> did u spray water on ya top?
23:35 <anotherirc3r> u hot meelz
23:42 <smashmouse> sik show
24:03 <b-queen> JoNaH, look @ me
24:07 <smashmouse> still surprised that guy hasnt died from some drug overdose
24:37 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OLUSELxFok
24:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gwen Stefani - 4 In The Morning (Dec 19, 2009) Time: 4:27 - Category: Music - 21,283,373 views - 88,955 likes (98.4%), 1,474 dislikes (1.6%)
26:26 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> how u LIKE DEM APPLZ??????????????????????????
26:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> anotherirc3r
26:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lets go for a
26:47 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> drive
26:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> and
26:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> talk
26:57 <anotherirc3r> let's not and say we did
27:06 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit:
27:09 <b-queen> he will take you to his peppermint grove house
27:20 <b-queen> you can have a drink from his 18k fridge
27:52 <smashmouse> teh first person on wikipedia that killed themselves on my bday is Cleopatra
27:52 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwZ7MNtBFU
27:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gwen Stefani - Cool (Oct 5, 2009) Time: 4:08 - Category: Music - 55,783,943 views - 186,523 likes (98%), 3,807 dislikes (2%)
28:09 <nate> cool like smashmouses lips
28:10 <smashmouse> LET SNOT AND SAY WE PICKED DICKS
28:20 <smashmouse> i haz nice lips ;)
28:30 <anotherirc3r> lol k
28:48 <nate> may i kiss them with my toes slinky
28:55 <smashmouse> oui
29:08 <nate> slurp!
29:09 <smashmouse> can dey suk ur toes
29:10 <smashmouse> lolz
29:22 <anotherirc3r> don't tell me you're into that
29:24 <anotherirc3r> gross
29:38 <^pHANTOM^> eww.
29:48 <nate> i do get bored easily
29:55 <smashmouse> n thas how a rumour starts
29:55 <nate> lick n suck everything
29:56 <smashmouse> LOL
30:16 <nate> every inch of slinky will be taken care of:)
30:24 <smashmouse> woo
30:26 <smashmouse> tang
30:28 <b-queen> https://youtu.be/5j1RCys4R0g
30:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Felix Jaehn - Ain’t Nobody (Loves Me Better) ft. Jasmine Thompson (Apr 10, 2015) Time: 3:09 - Category: Entertainment - 51,192,073 views - 306,767 likes (97.6%), 7,482 dislikes (2.4%)
30:38 <b-queen> aiNT NoBoDY
30:48 <b-queen> LoVeS Me BeTTeR
31:50 <smashmouse> thaz some homo hipster shit
31:54 <b-queen> MAKES ME HAPPY
32:02 <b-queen> MAKES ME FEEL DIS WAY
33:17 <smashmouse> Cloqq 2 weeks ago
33:17 <smashmouse> I just fell in love with this song when I heard it.
33:17 <smashmouse> And when I saw Jasmine, I fell in love again ^-^
33:18 <smashmouse> lmaoz
34:23 <smashmouse> ahhh so much better without video
35:21 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11036725_1621664491446103_8507354730768294775_n.jpg?oh=efff4e19a95e5e2c597c8cf8838d9156&oe=563E692E&__gda__=1446575230_fa74836187a0318e583cf2cabcc10cba
35:23 <smashmouse> YUM
35:41 <smashmouse> honey butter
35:44 <anotherirc3r> yux
35:47 <^pHANTOM^> http://youtu.be/3FkApmj8K1M
35:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rui Da Silva - Touch Me ft. Cassandra (Oct 25, 2009) Time: 3:26 - Category: Music - 1,250,967 views - 7,955 likes (98.9%), 86 dislikes (1.1%)
35:58 <^pHANTOM^> top tune.
36:15 <b-queen> i used to love that song
36:20 <b-queen> TOUCH ME IN THE MORNING
36:22 <^pHANTOM^> :)
36:29 <^pHANTOM^> i have it on cd single.
36:37 <^pHANTOM^> when it first came out.
37:25 <smashmouse> i have pornography and cat videos on cd
37:50 <^pHANTOM^> thats nice to know josh.
38:15 <anotherirc3r> lol
38:24 <^pHANTOM^> hehe
38:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> ^pHANTOM^ is the second most normal person here
38:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> im on top
38:56 <anotherirc3r> as if you are
39:09 <nate> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu likes it on top
39:15 <^pHANTOM^> define "normal" ?
39:27 <b-queen> bullshit
39:27 <nate> phantom has a penis that works?:)
39:33 <b-queen> i have top spot
39:35 <anotherirc3r> ninights
39:38 <b-queen> everyone knows it
39:42 <b-queen> phantom is 2nd
39:53 <b-queen> then hmm
40:07 <^pHANTOM^> lol, thanks amelia.
40:09 <nate> b-queen u are on the bottom, sexy brettys bottom ;l
40:22 <b-queen> i dunno the rest of you crazies can fight amongst yourself for #3
40:37 <b-queen> he wishes jellyfishes nathaniel
40:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllll
40:47 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> b-queen is a power bottom
40:48 <nate> just blow in der alittle for fun ;L
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41:01 <b-queen> ahajajah jus blow in der a little you reckon
41:16 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> fuckin hippy
41:16 <nate> little finger slide ;l
41:24 <b-queen> slip it in
41:29 <b-queen> twinkle twinkle
41:36 <^pHANTOM^> oh my..
41:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> princess of da bimbo world
42:05 <b-queen> hush ranga
42:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i was talkin to nate not u
42:28 <b-queen> RaNGa
42:33 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> hes my princess
42:40 <smashmouse> <@^pHANTOM^> thats nice to know josh.
42:46 <smashmouse> how do uno mi
42:55 <^pHANTOM^> ?
43:03 <smashmouse> who r u?
43:17 <b-queen> ruler of the RaNGaworld
43:26 <^pHANTOM^> i am me.
43:32 <smashmouse> hi me
43:34 <^pHANTOM^> hahha
43:36 <^pHANTOM^> hi
43:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> ruler of the peppermintworld
43:58 <b-queen> ruler of imagination world
43:58 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> ruler of da morleyworld
44:02 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
44:09 <nate> ruler of ride nate world;l
44:14 <nate> yeeehar!
44:20 <b-queen> ruler of excessivelypricedfridgeswoeld
44:57 <b-queen> nate touches brett in the morning
45:00 <smashmouse> ex sex shoe owly prince fridge swirls
45:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate
45:04 <b-queen> & last thing at night
45:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> b-queen wants to ride u
45:13 <b-queen> keeps brettys body warm babeh
45:19 <b-queen> nate knows it feels right
45:34 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> this is a strange love triangle, nate likes me, i like nate, nobody likes b-queen
45:37 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
45:47 <b-queen> AHAHAHA
46:10 <b-queen> xm does
46:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> what do u mean?
46:36 <smashmouse> 12 16!
46:38 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> he only likes gooks
46:39 <smashmouse> :
46:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> u a gook?
46:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
46:56 <smashmouse> ewoks
47:11 <^pHANTOM^> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQCQnARnKbc
47:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shanks & Bigfoot - Sweet Like Chocolate (Dec 7, 2012) Time: 3:29 - Category: Music - 376,288 views - 1,727 likes (96.3%), 66 dislikes (3.7%)
47:58 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate
48:05 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i want to make love to u with this song playing
48:07 * ^pHANTOM^ slaps xm with a 12inch vinyl
48:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3njX4nSO5U
48:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Royksopp - What Else Is There (Trentemoller Remix) (Aug 1, 2007) Time: 4:47 - Category: Music - 7,893,117 views - 25,996 likes (97%), 812 dislikes (3%)
49:12 <smashmouse> y doesnt sherlock bang watson
49:24 <smashmouse> every episode they should bang once
49:37 <smashmouse> n solve a case whilst bangin in the shower
49:47 <b-queen> sweet like chocolate boyyyyy
49:48 <nate> i may have to start drinking again ;D
50:03 <b-queen> YouRe SWeeT LiKe CHoCoLaTe
50:20 <b-queen> da dadada da da da
50:30 <b-queen> da da da dadada dadadaaaa
50:38 <^pHANTOM^> hehe
50:46 <^pHANTOM^> i thought you might like that amelia.
51:03 <b-queen> so very muchly
51:39 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> when i dance they call me macarena
52:07 <nate> octopus or macarena?
52:27 <^pHANTOM^> maybe the chicken dance?
52:52 <smashmouse> every1 is bein so nice
53:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i know its fucked
54:09 <smashmouse> im 2 relaxed to be mean
54:10 <smashmouse> :P
54:12 * nate slides into Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu's racing car bed
54:26 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> u can change the gears nate
54:42 <nate> with no hands
54:48 <b-queen> https://m.soundcloud.com/shhsecretsongs/swimgood
54:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> with your feet
55:10 <nate> wowzers ;D
55:34 <^pHANTOM^> whats that b-queen?
55:38 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18W9WYw9HaA
55:42 <b-queen> its pretty!
55:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: N-Trance - Set You Free HQ (Sep 17, 2010) Time: 4:20 - Category: Music - 4,703,270 views - 15,154 likes (97.4%), 407 dislikes (2.6%)
55:52 <b-queen> I USED TO LOVE SET YOU FREE SONG
56:03 <nate> i dunno b-queen i hope ya hubby likes ya music :D
56:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> b-queen
56:25 <b-queen> he will have no choice
56:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i mean
56:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate
56:30 <nate> loool
56:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> b-queen has a sister
56:38 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> apparently b-queen is the ugly duckling
56:41 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
56:47 <b-queen> i have 2 brothers only
56:48 <nate> ahhh
57:00 <b-queen> and brett keeps asking me to hook him up wif one of them
57:00 <nate> is she the 3rd brother?
57:19 <b-queen> i am the middle bro
57:22 <^pHANTOM^> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JOTD6AzPbM
57:23 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> b-queen is well hung
57:26 <BlackDevil> Youtube: JX - You Belong To Me (the longer version) 1995 (Sep 24, 2008) Time: 6:09 - Category: Music - 59,720 views - 277 likes (98.2%), 5 dislikes (1.8%)
57:31 <b-queen> i go alright
58:02 <b-queen> ohhh 90s music all up in dis
58:06 <smashmouse> nate irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/t31.0-8/11834937_879173758804219_8320849142723159730_o.jpg
58:17 <^pHANTOM^> w00t w00t.
58:30 <nate> smashmouse has grown and pussy and funny ears
58:47 <smashmouse> hahaha
58:50 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> no no no no notorious
59:03 <smashmouse> i am dlin a movie called Fanny
59:07 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate smashmouse has cold lips!
59:36 <nate> did u taste them :D
59:58 <smashmouse> my lipz r warm as
59:59 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate anotherirc3r did
00:07 <smashmouse> n parfait!
01:43 <b-queen> for phantom 2nd most normal https://youtu.be/_dx0qWHL7dc
01:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Real McCoy • Run Away (US Version) (Jan 21, 2009) Time: 4:19 - Category: Music - 2,060,669 views - 5,618 likes (97.9%), 123 dislikes (2.1%)
01:54 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> fuck all u hos get a grip mutherfucker
02:26 <^pHANTOM^> <3 real mccoy
04:09 <^pHANTOM^> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnlzEVQwkXo
04:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jam & Spoon vs. David May & Amfree -- Right In The Night 2013 (Apr 13, 2013) Time: 3:37 - Category: Entertainment - 1,294,290 views - 4,523 likes (94.4%), 269 dislikes (5.6%)
04:41 <smashmouse> ma hart brakes https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1901196_723806470975089_2102832745_n.jpg?oh=75e130c70bf01d82ebca23e8247adb6b&oe=56827107
04:44 <^pHANTOM^> damn wrong mix
04:45 <^pHANTOM^> lol
05:13 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> err i thought that was his cock stickin out of the blankets
05:38 <smashmouse> pikachu is related to ma lil amelie <3
05:51 <smashmouse> caz they both so cute but creze
05:58 <b-queen> right in thaaa niiiiiight
06:03 <^pHANTOM^> :P
06:07 <b-queen> yah dis mix annoyong it misses the good parts
07:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> ^pHANTOM^ is downgraded to third normal now
07:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> after me and nate
08:14 <b-queen> you can't jus put yourself #1 normal
08:18 <b-queen> it takes a vote
08:23 <b-queen> and i am the only voter
08:31 <b-queen> therefore i am #1 normal
08:52 <^pHANTOM^> lol
09:43 <b-queen> you're not even normal brett you're jus a fuckwit
09:59 <b-queen> lolĺlllllllllllllollolololililllllllfllddjjshsbsb how you like dem applz
11:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> u dont get to call me brett
11:09 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> only normal people do
11:13 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> roflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
11:28 <b-queen> well in that case
12:06 <^pHANTOM^> ok brett
12:14 <b-queen> BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT BReTT
12:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> no problem ^pHANTOM^ normal #2 behind me
12:32 <^pHANTOM^> hehe
14:15 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllllllllll @ b-queen lyfe fail
14:39 <^pHANTOM^> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmWAifsKOgM
14:43 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SASH! feat. La Trec - Stay (Jul 15, 2011) Time: 3:48 - Category: Music - 10,565 views - 45 likes (95.7%), 2 dislikes (4.3%)
15:16 <smashmouse> ab-normal is cool
15:20 <b-queen> THiS ViDeo iS NoT aVaiLaBLe
15:37 <^pHANTOM^> what video?
15:42 <b-queen> sash
15:53 <^pHANTOM^> working for me
16:12 <b-queen> prob no good on phone
16:20 <^pHANTOM^> maybe
16:48 <^pHANTOM^> put m.youtube.com etc?
17:03 <^pHANTOM^> idk
19:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i got dat good love girl u didnt know?
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20:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> WHAT
20:28 <smashmouse> my nate
20:48 <b-queen> NoToRiouS N.a.T.e
21:05 <smashmouse> LMAO
21:27 <smashmouse> now i laughd i can go to sleep
21:39 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> where'd she go :(
21:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i miss nate
22:18 <b-queen> nate said to say you're a cword (to brett)
22:26 <b-queen> hey, don't shoot de messenger
22:54 <smashmouse> u gotta do wat u gotta do https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/t31.0-8/11807663_1581446711878382_7764529827765943586_o.jpg
22:56 <b-queen> https://youtu.be/WpxygWugxv8
23:01 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Felt - Woman Tonight (Oct 23, 2009) Time: 3:55 - Category: Music - 148,257 views - 1,131 likes (98.8%), 14 dislikes (1.2%)
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24:59 <smashmouse> gnite
25:02 Quit: smashmouse ([email protected]) Quit: wtf is wrong with you? Pokemon isn't meant for children. It is only for real and strong men who want to be the very best like no one ever was! Retards...
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35:08 <steven_> worrrrrk
33:34 <Exo> Is shit
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29:52 <anotherirc3r> hai lovelies
31:08 <Blitzkrieg> Asl bigboi
35:33 <anotherirc3r> 70/t/melb m8
35:34 <anotherirc3r> u
37:55 <Blitzkrieg> 48 n sth Sydney
38:02 <Blitzkrieg> M*
38:20 <anotherirc3r> too old m8
38:36 <Blitzkrieg> Is that you, picard?
38:45 <anotherirc3r> bahaha
39:52 <anotherirc3r> is Picard a tranny?
40:08 * anotherirc3r drinks its coffee
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43:22 <anotherirc3r> hi
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15:36 <steven_> ;pppppppppppp;
15:38 <steven_> home from work
15:40 <steven_> yayya
15:51 <anotherirc3r> why so early?
16:03 <steven_> i work back
16:10 <steven_> but dont have overtime
16:15 <steven_> i use it so i can go home
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18:19 <anotherirc3r> nice
18:32 <steven_> ;p
19:36 <Blitzkrieg> Raining AGAIN -.-
20:06 <anotherirc3r> not here.. but it looks like it might
22:19 <BlackDevil> man i climaxed so hard it knocked me out
22:44 <anotherirc3r> ...okay
24:05 <BlackDevil> i bet that happens to you steven_
24:11 <steven_> all the time
25:13 <steven_> http://www.twitch.tv/mynameissteven1
25:42 <anotherirc3r> alright
25:57 <steven_> i got my CAM on aswell
26:03 <anotherirc3r> bash people kthx
26:08 <anotherirc3r> or just shoot them
26:56 <BlackDevil> nice shitty quality video
28:39 <steven_> thanks bro
28:43 <steven_> makes me face look better
28:54 <Blitzkrieg> Improvements!
28:58 <steven_> if i do 1080
29:02 <anotherirc3r> lol
29:04 <steven_> it lags
29:07 <BlackDevil> reminds me of watching porn on dialup
29:15 <steven_> haha
29:22 <BlackDevil> thats not even 720
29:22 <anotherirc3r> stop perving on steven creep
29:26 <steven_> nar
29:26 <BlackDevil> more like 360
29:28 <steven_> its like 360
29:39 <BlackDevil> JINX
29:41 <Blitzkrieg> Porn on dialup
29:41 <BlackDevil> slut
29:43 <Blitzkrieg> Good fun
29:52 <anotherirc3r> baha
29:55 <steven_> ahhhhhhhahaaaaaa
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> 99% buffered.
30:11 <Blitzkrieg> You have been disconnected
30:25 <anotherirc3r> poor guys
30:37 <anotherirc3r> not really.. but you know
30:42 <Blitzkrieg> Did me head in
30:59 <Blitzkrieg> Especially when the connection dropped due to a telemarketer
31:06 <anotherirc3r> rofl
31:48 <steven_> hah
31:51 <steven_> i got NBN
31:55 <Blitzkrieg> "hi sir I'm selling electricity today" "is your sister hot?" ".... Why do you ask that sir?"
32:16 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
32:35 <Blitzkrieg> Feckin indians
32:54 <steven_> ill be rippping bongs untill 9:00
33:33 <Blitzkrieg> 10 hours?
33:41 <Blitzkrieg> You'll end up typing like tisk
34:00 <anotherirc3r> don't be mean to tisk bish
34:10 <BlackDevil> this is my bong
34:31 <Blitzkrieg> I met an older version of tisk yesterday
34:36 <Blitzkrieg> Even spoke the same
34:41 <Blitzkrieg> It was weird
35:37 <Blitzkrieg> I wanted to ask him to say schhhhhpringaaaa
35:41 <Blitzkrieg> So bad
35:52 <Blitzkrieg> But being schizophrenic
35:59 <Blitzkrieg> Prolly would've broke my neck
36:13 <anotherirc3r> oh make me overrrrrr.. i'm all i wanna be
36:19 <anotherirc3r> a walking study.. in demonology
36:34 <anotherirc3r> sorry steven.. listening to 'old' stuff again
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38:54 <^pHANTOM^> anotherirc3r its not old is "classic" ;)
39:20 <anotherirc3r> i'm in a hole mood
40:54 <steven_> ok bong time
41:00 <steven_> http://www.twitch.tv/mynameissteven1
42:19 <Blitzkrieg> Schhhhhpringaaaa
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04:56 <steven_> oi
04:57 <steven_> lad
05:01 <steven_> anotherirc3r
05:06 <anotherirc3r> ya?
05:14 <steven_> you on the stream?
05:20 <anotherirc3r> ya
05:27 <steven_> is the sound a bit fucked?
05:52 <anotherirc3r> a bit
05:58 <anotherirc3r> not too bad though
06:41 <anotherirc3r> lag!
06:43 <steven_> did it change?
07:12 <anotherirc3r> yup
07:16 <anotherirc3r> did someone just run you over?
07:28 <anotherirc3r> bahaha
09:37 <steven_> is the sound better?
09:51 <steven_> prolly
09:53 <anotherirc3r> yup
09:56 <anotherirc3r> you need to bash people
15:24 <BlackDevil> bash there bums
20:44 <steven_> hahaah
20:45 <steven_> ok
20:49 <steven_> bumbashing it is
21:53 <steven_> im bashing his bumhole now
22:40 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
23:11 <anotherirc3r> wtf
23:12 <anotherirc3r> froze
23:13 <anotherirc3r> lame
23:27 <steven_> yeah
23:34 <steven_> im still adjusting shit
23:39 <steven_> i may need new lappy
23:45 <anotherirc3r> hahahaha
23:51 <anotherirc3r> i can see you smiling
23:56 <steven_> haaaaaaaaaaa
24:13 <steven_> camera is so dark
24:16 <anotherirc3r> true
24:31 <anotherirc3r> rofl
27:48 <steven_> i changed the globe
27:52 <anotherirc3r> bahahahahah
29:37 <anotherirc3r> i am so glad no one is home right now
29:41 <steven_> hahaha
29:43 <anotherirc3r> "Jen.. wtf are you watching porn for?"
31:13 <anotherirc3r> rofll
31:38 <steven_> he got paid
31:40 <BlackDevil> anotherirc3r
31:44 <steven_> he should be happy
31:47 <BlackDevil> have you seen another period?
33:05 <anotherirc3r> another period?
33:06 <anotherirc3r> wtf?
33:36 <BlackDevil> TV show
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33:37 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o smashmouse
33:42 <anotherirc3r> no
33:43 <BlackDevil> about a lady having a period
33:43 <anotherirc3r> what is it?
33:48 <anotherirc3r> ...not interested
33:48 <BlackDevil> comedy
33:53 <anotherirc3r> sounds gross
34:06 <anotherirc3r> you're weird dude
34:29 <BlackDevil> you need to lear to watch tv
34:42 <anotherirc3r> nah. i watch too much porn
34:56 <BlackDevil> liar
35:06 <BlackDevil> name a porn video you just watched
35:42 <Blitzkrieg> Jens adventures vol 2
35:45 <Blitzkrieg> ;D
35:53 <anotherirc3r> bahahah who would want to watch that?
35:53 <BlackDevil> not you mate
36:09 <BlackDevil> police chase
36:34 <anotherirc3r> ..and WHAT adventures?!
37:55 <steven_> just had chips n gravy
38:03 <steven_> now a roast beef gravey rolllllll
38:05 <steven_> looooooooollllllllll
38:09 <anotherirc3r> you pig m8
38:14 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool
38:27 <anotherirc3r> ..i'm jealous
43:48 * Osskkaarr is back -( Sleeping )- gone 16 hr 40 min 6 s
44:04 <anotherirc3r> 16 hour sleep?
44:17 <Osskkaarr> sif
44:49 <anotherirc3r> lol
44:54 <anotherirc3r> then how long?
45:17 <Osskkaarr> 9 hours or so
45:25 <anotherirc3r> ahh, okay
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48:49 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o Blitzkrieg
54:48 <smashmouse> wb baebz
54:55 <smashmouse> sup every1 hoep u is gewd
55:01 <anotherirc3r> good!
55:04 <Blitzkrieg> Ty sweetz
55:05 <anotherirc3r> how's you?
56:17 <smashmouse> mmm im good cept my friend came around 8 30 b4 i had a chance to wake up
56:38 <smashmouse> n he's high n he had come to thank me for having his dad talk to him what notbut he's clearly high so that's annoying
56:59 <anotherirc3r> umm, okay
57:03 <smashmouse> n i wont ditch him just because he's an addict but also i cant have my neighbour complaining about anything else
57:43 <smashmouse> at least amelia kept my attention when i got up b4 haha her and water bottles omhiglob!
57:51 <smashmouse> IT'S LIKE THEY R AT WAR
58:03 <anotherirc3r> wattle bottleS?
58:07 <smashmouse> so i had to hand feed her wit teh bottle
58:21 <smashmouse> ye her water dispenser
58:36 <smashmouse> lol
58:38 <anotherirc3r> cuteeeeee
58:41 <smashmouse> INO RITE
58:47 <smashmouse> like i cant even b angry at her hahahahaha
59:00 <smashmouse> she doesnt have the patience for it
59:13 <Osskkaarr> [Underworld - Underneath The Radar] - (6:05/177kbps(vbr))
59:30 <smashmouse> ok now u have made me feel good lolz
01:28 <smashmouse> i so need to remember the name of this skit show arrrh
01:48 <anotherirc3r> joshy joshy
01:51 <anotherirc3r> i am being girly later
02:05 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltCtUwcBtd4
02:09 <smashmouse> R U!
02:12 <smashmouse> wooo yo
02:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nelson Mandela Alco Pops (May 14, 2007) Time: 1:01 - Category: Comedy - 136,399 views - 320 likes (97%), dislikes (3%)
02:19 <anotherirc3r> ya
02:23 <anotherirc3r> getting nails/eyebrows done
02:37 <smashmouse> oooeeer
02:46 <smashmouse> i like doin my eyebrows
02:58 <smashmouse> u gonna sit there all relaxed and aaaaaaww i deserve this!
02:59 <smashmouse> lols
03:04 <anotherirc3r> going to get some fake nails.. with green nailpolish and glitter
03:08 <anotherirc3r> i'm going to feel so girly
03:48 <anotherirc3r> i am never girly baha
04:03 <smashmouse> green is good!
04:06 <smashmouse> ahahaha
04:10 <smashmouse> now is the time!
04:12 <smashmouse> :P
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04:29 <anotherirc3r> green is my favourite colour!
04:30 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o nate
04:54 <smashmouse> watch the start of this rofl
04:56 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLDRQCOSl-s
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ruddy Hell Its Harry and Paul (Jun 22, 2007) Time: 5:49 - Category: Comedy - 16,291 views - 29 likes (90.6%), dislikes (9.4%)
05:01 <Osskkaarr> [The Hooters - All You Zombies] - (5:57/128kbps)
05:01 <smashmouse> i like it and blue
05:06 <smashmouse> coz my fav is turqouise
05:10 <anotherirc3r> niceeeee
06:58 <nate> smashmouse likes creamy chickie flavour
07:19 <nate> cause he goes down to funky town
08:37 <smashmouse> hahaha
08:42 <smashmouse> that clip
08:50 <smashmouse> the tourists sketch
08:51 <smashmouse> fkn
09:02 <smashmouse> isnt she pretty, isnt she pretty, WHATTA GUY
09:03 <anotherirc3r> noooooooo the nail lady's car broke down
09:18 <nate> smashmouse when u getting married
09:19 <smashmouse> nate lets go on the jonathan ross show
09:23 <smashmouse> i was gonna say
09:28 <smashmouse> and announce our WEDDING
09:29 <nate> smashmouse when u getting married!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:31 <smashmouse> duno
09:33 <nate> ahhh ;D
09:35 <smashmouse> havent got a gf
09:39 <nate> are u 30 yet?
09:41 <smashmouse> or fienacee
09:47 <smashmouse> 33 7 days
09:52 <smashmouse> in
09:58 <nate> 33 its time
10:00 <smashmouse> wot nony?
10:01 <nate> time for love
10:03 <smashmouse> no way
10:03 <nate> LOVe
10:07 <smashmouse> i been engaged b4
10:11 <smashmouse> had babby
10:26 <nate> yes i know time for real love!
10:30 <nate> REAL LOVE
10:35 <nate> ahhh!
12:34 <anotherirc3r> cuteeeee
12:43 <anotherirc3r> bleh @ no girlyness
13:11 <nate> heaps of young chickies around ere
13:18 <nate> would u date a 20 year old smashmouse ;D
15:16 <nate> no one is gonna say no;p
15:18 <nate> lol'
15:23 <anotherirc3r> naughty!
16:28 <anotherirc3r> haha this music video is great
17:30 <anotherirc3r> probably because the guy walks into people
17:34 <anotherirc3r> ..i'm a nice person
19:56 <anotherirc3r> fiiiiine. nails will be done next week
19:57 <anotherirc3r> grumble
32:43 <smashmouse> real love
32:51 <smashmouse> real love happened once, when i was around 16
32:58 <smashmouse> 20 is too young
33:13 <smashmouse> 30-36 maybe 38
33:24 <smashmouse> or 28-38
33:26 <anotherirc3r> i thought you were like 34?
33:30 <anotherirc3r> or younger
33:32 * anotherirc3r shrugs
33:34 <smashmouse> 33 in 7 dayz
33:35 <smashmouse> :P
33:40 <smashmouse> i LOOK younger hahahaha
33:43 <smashmouse> aaaaaaaaahahahaha
33:53 <smashmouse> funny coz when i was under age i got into clubs easy
34:00 <anotherirc3r> lucky bugger
34:03 <smashmouse> i yam benjaminz button
34:05 <smashmouse> lol
34:14 <smashmouse> ye but i have baby face
34:23 <smashmouse> with no facial hair like little babby
36:31 <smashmouse> U NOT GETTIN UR NAILS DONE?
36:33 <smashmouse> ill do em
36:40 <smashmouse> u would lov emine so soft
36:54 <smashmouse> i rub them habitually with my thumbs hahahaha
36:56 <anotherirc3r> no i can't
36:58 <smashmouse> ocd
37:00 <anotherirc3r> her car broke down
37:00 <smashmouse> aw
37:01 <anotherirc3r> sucks
37:06 <smashmouse> bubbeh
37:11 <smashmouse> hm
37:16 <smashmouse> what other girly thing can u do
37:16 <anotherirc3r> next week now :/
37:24 <smashmouse> what about having your hair washed?
37:31 <smashmouse> by a sweet gay boi!
37:33 <smashmouse> WOOOOOO
37:35 <anotherirc3r> haha
37:37 <smashmouse> or me n nate
37:41 <smashmouse> come pamper you
37:43 <anotherirc3r> cbf getting changed now
37:46 <smashmouse> over pamper.
37:51 <smashmouse> waayyy over pamper
37:52 <smashmouse> lolz
37:55 <smashmouse> mwhoohahahaha
37:56 <smashmouse> aw
38:02 <smashmouse> HUGZ awesum hugz
38:25 <anotherirc3r> i am so lazy
39:22 <smashmouse> mi too right now
39:29 <smashmouse> cant do much thx to my neighbour
39:37 <smashmouse> offered another job but no point have court!
39:40 <smashmouse> :P
41:16 <anotherirc3r> damn..
41:46 <nate> blow job!!
45:19 <smashmouse> lols
45:38 <smashmouse> all good dont want any hospitality unless it were a hotel
45:41 <smashmouse> n no labor
45:53 <anotherirc3r> yux hospitality
45:54 <smashmouse> picking nate up to take him to bed is enough!! ;)
45:56 <smashmouse> yer
46:00 <anotherirc3r> i worked in a cafe
46:01 <smashmouse> hot kitchens sux
46:02 <anotherirc3r> ick
46:04 <smashmouse> ye
46:06 <smashmouse> ick as
46:11 <anotherirc3r> customers are picky bastards
46:12 <smashmouse> i figure
46:16 <smashmouse> yes
46:27 <smashmouse> when i get back from eu wit mum
46:33 <smashmouse> ill probably take any shit job
46:36 <smashmouse> to go back
46:50 <smashmouse> so good how my lil sis is gonna b there in eu same time like WAAAH
46:56 <anotherirc3r> how old?
47:00 <smashmouse> ashslee i mean my best friend lol
47:02 <smashmouse> n shes 23
47:12 <smashmouse> funny my best male friend is 22 this yr
47:13 <anotherirc3r> awww, cute
47:16 <smashmouse> jack
47:25 <anotherirc3r> nothing wrong with that
47:31 <anotherirc3r> i want pizza
47:33 <smashmouse> my oldest friend is just over fifty
47:35 * anotherirc3r kicks Blitzkrieg
47:35 <smashmouse> lol
47:38 <anotherirc3r> get pizza m8
47:41 <smashmouse> PIZZA
47:43 <smashmouse> 4 NONY
47:46 <smashmouse> good movie
47:51 <smashmouse> Pizzas For Nonny
47:55 <smashmouse> *Nony
48:02 <smashmouse> by Kevin Smith lols
48:37 <anotherirc3r> lol
48:40 <smashmouse> thnk u for puttin a smile on my face b4 coz i feel great now! :P
48:50 <anotherirc3r> how'd i do that?!
48:56 <smashmouse> just listening
48:57 <smashmouse> :P
49:01 <anotherirc3r> welcome!
49:27 <smashmouse> BCOZ MDD IS A CUNT
49:28 <smashmouse> lolz
50:07 <anotherirc3r> i just want pizza
50:10 <smashmouse> hugz
50:11 <anotherirc3r> such a pig m8
50:15 <smashmouse> i have beer
50:19 <smashmouse> 6 pack i saved
50:24 <smashmouse> so nobody else drank it
50:25 <smashmouse> lol
50:29 <smashmouse> but now pizza
50:35 <smashmouse> i could watch u eat that lol!
51:11 <anotherirc3r> watch me?
51:13 <Blitzkrieg> Why am I being kicked?!
51:15 <anotherirc3r> why watch me? eat it yourself
51:23 <anotherirc3r> scroll up bish
51:42 <Blitzkrieg> Cause you want pizza?
51:52 <anotherirc3r> yup
51:58 <anotherirc3r> and you should bring it to me
52:00 <anotherirc3r> kthx
52:31 <Blitzkrieg> Should I now?
52:36 <anotherirc3r> yup
52:46 <anotherirc3r> you're my bish
52:51 <anotherirc3r> go do it thx
53:05 <Blitzkrieg> HA
53:11 <Blitzkrieg> You wish!
53:17 <anotherirc3r> which part?
53:32 <Blitzkrieg> Both!!
54:20 <anotherirc3r> bahah
55:26 * anotherirc3r pats Blitzkrieg
55:35 <anotherirc3r> i am in a silly mood
55:37 <anotherirc3r> ni why though
56:07 <nate> i was popular with the ladies today
56:37 <nate> one waved and my usual gym greeter sounded disapointed i didnt wanna chat :D
56:43 <nate> haha
56:47 <anotherirc3r> cuteeeee
56:50 <nate> i better pick her spirits up
56:51 <anotherirc3r> go get her natey
57:03 <nate> nah im der for a werkout :D
57:08 <nate> but i do care alittle
57:09 <nate> hahaa
57:12 <anotherirc3r> awww
57:16 <anotherirc3r> natey is a sweetie
57:29 <nate> she can do better :D
57:35 <nate> if slinky was der omg :D
57:36 <nate> haha
57:46 <nate> those lips
57:51 <nate> hahah
58:04 <anotherirc3r> how dare you try to steal joshy from Blitzkrieg
00:37 <nate> i had a job offer couple months back, i think i'll have another month off and get a job ;D
00:42 <nate> haha
00:52 <anotherirc3r> oooh.. what job?
01:08 <anotherirc3r> tell her about it, tell her everything you feeeeel
01:09 <nate> just factory scum;l
01:17 <anotherirc3r> give her every reason to accept that you're for reallll
01:26 <anotherirc3r> tell her about, tell her all your crazy dreamsss
01:38 <Blitzkrieg> Wut
01:45 <anotherirc3r> let her know you neeeed her, let her know how much she meansss
01:49 <anotherirc3r> Billy Joel m8
01:52 <Blitzkrieg> Who's stealing Josh
01:57 <Blitzkrieg> WHO
02:02 <nate> ya mum again
14:38 <Blitzkrieg> Nate
14:45 <Blitzkrieg> Come over
14:52 <Blitzkrieg> Let's swordfight
14:56 <Blitzkrieg> ;D
15:13 <anotherirc3r> you cheating on Swervin?
15:32 <smashmouse> hm
15:43 <smashmouse> wonderin if i should go get a slab of tall cans
15:46 <smashmouse> ehehe
15:49 <anotherirc3r> why not!
16:19 <smashmouse> watching Snitch with dwayne johnson
16:23 <smashmouse> some crime drama
16:27 <smashmouse> n havent showered lol
16:29 <smashmouse> in a day!
16:40 <smashmouse> first time for EVVVEERRYYTHAANG LOLS
16:46 <anotherirc3r> i showered last night
16:48 <anotherirc3r> cbf atm
16:58 <Blitzkrieg> Ew
16:59 <Blitzkrieg> Grots
17:03 <smashmouse> finish this can then see
17:05 <smashmouse> lol ye
17:12 <smashmouse> we take it for granted
17:20 <smashmouse> seeing as when my grandfather grew up
17:21 <anotherirc3r> well.. i'll shower before i go out
17:23 <anotherirc3r> but.. you know
17:29 <smashmouse> a lot of ppl could only bathe once a week!
17:30 <smashmouse> :P
17:35 <smashmouse> sex must have been FUN
17:36 <smashmouse> LMFAO
17:45 <anotherirc3r> eww
17:49 <smashmouse> wash teh peen n vaginie
17:52 <smashmouse> i guess
17:54 <smashmouse> AHAHAHAHAHA
18:25 <nate> vaginie a new rock from slinkys black book
19:59 <smashmouse> oer
20:03 <smashmouse> no black book
20:06 <smashmouse> facebook
20:07 <smashmouse> LOL!
20:17 <smashmouse> i feel bad i kicked the ink model chick out
20:31 <smashmouse> that nite
20:47 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit:
20:51 <smashmouse> this is such bullshit lol this asshole neighbour
20:55 <smashmouse> ruining things
21:06 <smashmouse> for board members, my mother, me, my neighbour stressed
21:21 <smashmouse> soz ima stfu n make a fone call bbs
21:53 <anotherirc3r> kk
22:08 <nate> does smashmouse even tell the same story every time :D
22:15 <nate> haha
22:24 <nate> storyteller smashmouse :D
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28:55 <steven_> looooool
29:11 <StrykerX> SoupNazi
29:14 <StrykerX> Who you flooding son?
30:37 * INVESTEC_ASHES slaps StrykerX around a bit with a large trout
30:48 <StrykerX> looooooooool
31:26 <Osskkaarr> It's the servers hes connecting to.. 3 of them flood you off if you join to many channels at once.
31:37 <INVESTEC_ASHES> so thats what it is
31:40 <INVESTEC_ASHES> thank you
31:47 <INVESTEC_ASHES> fucking stupid rule carl topping
31:59 <StrykerX> lolll
32:23 <anotherirc3r> which servers do it?
32:26 <anotherirc3r> because i do that too :/
32:51 <StrykerX> Carl.. Wonder why he stopped coming on?
32:52 <Osskkaarr> There's only 4
32:55 <Osskkaarr> incognito.austnet.org
33:01 <INVESTEC_ASHES> coudlnt handle the pwnage
33:02 <Osskkaarr> That's the only one to be on.
33:07 <anotherirc3r> i'm on that one
33:58 <StrykerX> Can't tell what one I'm on
34:04 <StrykerX> BNC is too special for that detail
34:09 <Osskkaarr> his O:Line got removed
34:14 <StrykerX> So he left?
34:16 <StrykerX> LOL
34:18 <Osskkaarr> yeah
34:26 <StrykerX> He knew what was coming without it.
34:44 <StrykerX> He used to text me.. God knows how he got my number.
34:47 <StrykerX> It was.. Weird.
36:16 <INVESTEC_ASHES> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSnGfq-hmqg&index=6&list=FL595dNgKmeMHqfqwl1z_M6A
36:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Austnet many years ago, iCER's court case (Jun 18, 2011) Time: 1:33 - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 1,429 views - 9 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
36:32 <Osskkaarr> He was alright for ahwile.. thyen became a faggot once iCER dropped his server.
36:40 <Osskkaarr> He was a big boy going by that video on youtube... hes lost all that weight.
36:53 <StrykerX> Yeah, I remember that video
37:10 <StrykerX> His trolling quadrupled when it got spread around.
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37:46 <Osskkaarr> BlackDevil sucked him off a few times
37:58 <StrykerX> Wouldn't put it past him
38:09 <INVESTEC_ASHES> no doubt
38:14 <INVESTEC_ASHES> BlackDevil is a logging faggot
38:38 <nate> omg u guys want a blowie 2?
38:58 <Blitzkrieg> Yes.. Come over nate
39:08 <Blitzkrieg> ;D
39:13 <anotherirc3r> who are you talking about?
39:15 <nate> i will send over a blowjob care package
39:29 <nate> to prep that penis for my arrival
39:37 <INVESTEC_ASHES> A. their emails and their websites
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39:54 <Osskkaarr> WheRe tHe FucK iS B?
40:01 <INVESTEC_ASHES> looool
40:17 <anotherirc3r> ...who are you talking about?!
40:40 <Osskkaarr> TheWJM/Carl Topping
40:56 <Osskkaarr> Big boy in that youtube
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49:14 <Blitzkrieg> Who went on a massive power trip when he got a oline
51:30 <Osskkaarr> [Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles] - (3:57/192kbps)
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11:17 <^pHANTOM^> whats with the connection problems?
11:28 <^pHANTOM^> excess floods and pinging out.
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12:09 <smashmouse> ahahaha
12:13 <smashmouse> i took amelia for a walk
12:15 <smashmouse> so cute
12:20 <^pHANTOM^> nice one
12:29 <smashmouse> had to find the right jacket with a hood for her rrr
12:30 <smashmouse> lolz
12:35 <^pHANTOM^> lol
12:37 <smashmouse> i should say amelie on here
12:50 <smashmouse> she is making bedding with a nice long coles receipt atm HAHAHAHA
13:09 <smashmouse> i would kill for her lel
15:18 * smashmouse lix ^pHANTOM^
15:21 <smashmouse> it wasnt me!
15:24 <smashmouse> it was teh rat :P
15:25 <smashmouse> lelz
16:22 <steven_> just done a massive shit
16:27 <steven_> MASSIVE
16:41 <steven_> HUGE
21:50 <smashmouse> ahahahhaahaha
21:55 <smashmouse> i havent shat or showered
21:57 <smashmouse> for a day
22:02 <smashmouse> cbf showerin gotta shave head tho
22:09 <smashmouse> did u shave ur asshole brotek?
22:17 <smashmouse> for emma to fuck with ;)
22:21 <smashmouse> WE KNOW U LOVE THE FINGERS
22:22 <smashmouse> :p
22:41 <smashmouse> my neighbour has seen his new place n apparently likes it
22:47 <smashmouse> heres hopin he takes it
22:47 <steven_> na
22:49 <steven_> no figners bro
22:53 <steven_> just tongue
22:53 <smashmouse> y not
22:56 <smashmouse> oh tongue
22:57 <smashmouse> werd
23:00 <smashmouse> feels good
23:05 <smashmouse> then suck dem nuts
23:06 <steven_> rusty teapot
23:08 <smashmouse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
23:12 <smashmouse> ahahahahaha brav
23:18 <steven_> if i showed you pictures of the shit i just did, you would think otherwise
23:20 <steven_> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
23:21 <smashmouse> we need some gamer bitches in here
23:22 <smashmouse> ROFL
23:26 <smashmouse> NAME MY SHIT.COM
23:28 <steven_> WARNING!!!
23:31 <smashmouse> hahahahahahaaha
23:35 <steven_> bro
23:37 <smashmouse> yo
23:42 <steven_> i took multiple pictures of it
23:47 <steven_> but im ashamed to post them
23:47 <smashmouse> really
23:51 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
23:54 <smashmouse> iw ish i did the other day
23:58 <smashmouse> coz my shit coiled
24:03 <smashmouse> SO SO NICE
24:04 <smashmouse> lolz
24:05 <anotherirc3r> gross
24:09 <smashmouse> we r bois
24:13 <steven_> gravity wasnt on my side
24:14 <smashmouse> of course we r gross :P
24:21 <steven_> it was trying to get back up the hole push
24:21 <anotherirc3r> yes u r gross
24:22 <smashmouse> hahahahaha
24:22 <anotherirc3r> all of u
24:24 <anotherirc3r> yux
24:27 <smashmouse> i h8 that
24:29 <smashmouse> push
24:32 <steven_> yeah bro
24:35 <smashmouse> n it just wants back in
24:37 <steven_> i ran out of breathe
24:37 <smashmouse> like a baby
24:39 <smashmouse> LOL
24:46 <steven_> it took 3 attempts
24:48 <smashmouse> uno if u push enough u should like
24:50 <smashmouse> lols
24:54 <smashmouse> clamp ur anus
24:55 <steven_> then after the massive came out
24:57 <smashmouse> for ten seconds
25:00 <steven_> i baby one followed
25:01 <smashmouse> so it dont get loose
25:04 <smashmouse> like porn chicks
25:05 <steven_> i think the baby one fell out tho
25:05 <smashmouse> ;)
25:07 <smashmouse> LOLZ
25:09 <steven_> cuz i didnt need to pusj
25:11 <smashmouse> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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25:22 <smashmouse> i been thinkin
25:24 <smashmouse> next
25:27 <steven_> my asshole is still dialated
25:29 <smashmouse> not ink model chick
25:37 <smashmouse> i go whats the word
25:40 <smashmouse> um
25:43 <smashmouse> without sex
25:49 <smashmouse> on diet n no sex
26:06 <smashmouse> i wish mine gut would produce a nice shit
26:16 <steven_> bro
26:19 <smashmouse> yo
26:24 <smashmouse> brotek wot
26:28 <smashmouse> ur bum bum
26:31 <steven_> im still dialated and feel like i been violated
26:36 <smashmouse> LET NATE CLEAN IT
26:40 <smashmouse> fuck
26:41 <smashmouse> rofl
26:46 <smashmouse> like when my x fiancee
26:49 <anotherirc3r> stfu weirdos
26:50 <smashmouse> did that thing i said
26:52 <smashmouse> hahahahaha
26:53 <anotherirc3r> i'm going to be having dinner soon
26:55 <steven_> bro
26:58 <smashmouse> OH I AM GOING TO GET BLOW JOB
26:59 <smashmouse> NONO
27:00 <steven_> the worst thing about all of it
27:04 <smashmouse> 4 GIRLFINGERS IN THE ASS
27:08 <b-queen> did emma finger yo as steven
27:09 <smashmouse> is
27:14 <b-queen> ass
27:16 <steven_> when i got in there half the water was gone emma must have done a boomer herself
27:19 <smashmouse> no emma cant do that
27:25 <smashmouse> just tongue b-queen
27:31 <smashmouse> LOL
27:39 <smashmouse> Boomer
27:44 <steven_> i think i need her to finger my asshole to accomadate them monsters
27:45 <b-queen> emma droppin bombs
27:46 <smashmouse> was my old nickname back up north
27:59 <smashmouse> i love this movie
28:07 <smashmouse> EMMA DROPPIN BOMBS!
28:15 <steven_> bro i droped the bomb
28:17 <smashmouse> more like steven_ wantin fingers in the ass
28:20 <smashmouse> ahahaha
28:21 <smashmouse> :P
28:40 <smashmouse> funny when girl is on top n u slip a finger in her ass
28:43 <smashmouse> n she dont complani
28:57 <b-queen> maybe you need to change your diet steven
29:07 <steven_> no way!
29:11 <steven_> i love macca's
29:20 <b-queen> no wonder you droppin bombs
29:24 <b-queen> No Wai
29:32 <steven_> it cant get any bigger
29:32 <b-queen> i LoVe MaCCaS
29:55 <steven_> it was a clean break aswell
30:02 <steven_> thats why i took a pic
30:17 <b-queen> you took a pic
30:20 <b-queen> you filthy mofo
30:21 <steven_> yeah
30:28 <steven_> to ashamed to post it
30:32 <b-queen> who the fuck are you intending to show
30:32 <steven_> hahahhahahahahahhahahaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
30:33 <b-queen> emma?
30:49 <steven_> was going to put it as my facebook profile picture
30:54 <b-queen> ahahahahaahaha
30:59 <b-queen> DIRTY
31:08 <anotherirc3r> glad i don't have you as a friend m8
31:09 <anotherirc3r> yux
31:26 <smashmouse> hahaha
31:33 <smashmouse> steven
31:34 <b-queen> jen
31:35 <smashmouse> brav
31:37 <b-queen> send me lollies
31:42 <smashmouse> u eva do it in a public place
31:42 <b-queen> its my turn now m8
31:45 <smashmouse> everyone can see?
31:46 <steven_> nope
31:50 <smashmouse> oh man
31:52 <smashmouse> missin out
31:54 <steven_> i dont even shit it work
32:01 <smashmouse> they watch and walk off then others watch
32:01 <steven_> at
32:05 <smashmouse> n dont go away
32:06 <anotherirc3r> do you like lollies meelz?
32:10 <smashmouse> and u r rabbit fucking.
32:10 <steven_> i wait till i get home
32:15 <b-queen> not really but i like presents
32:17 <steven_> prolly why i dropping bombs
32:21 <b-queen> pooping @ work is worst
32:24 <smashmouse> I LOVE SEXY TIMES EVERYWHERE
32:32 <b-queen> i jus go to empty properties if i ever need to poop
32:45 <smashmouse> NEW TOPIC
32:47 <smashmouse> [17:02] <b-queen> i jus go to empty properties if i ever need to poop
32:49 <b-queen> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
32:51 <smashmouse> AHAHAHA
32:52 <smashmouse> RULES
32:53 <smashmouse> fuck
32:55 <smashmouse> FUCK
32:57 <smashmouse> so good
33:09 <smashmouse> LOLS
33:14 <Osskkaarr> !quoteadd [17:02] <b-queen> i jus go to empty properties if i ever need to poop
33:14 <grubs> Quote was added.
33:20 <smashmouse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
33:24 <smashmouse> sah good
33:30 <b-queen> i knew as i was typing it that i really shouldn't
33:33 <smashmouse> like me when im horny
33:39 <smashmouse> and i cheese hole the wall.
33:48 <smashmouse> who cares
33:52 <smashmouse> it is hilarious
33:59 <smashmouse> and this is nerdhacks
34:04 <anotherirc3r> always wait if there's someone else in the toilet
34:08 <anotherirc3r> wait for them to get the hell out
34:14 <anotherirc3r> like.. in another stall lol
34:37 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc
34:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Silentó - Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae) (Official) (Jun 25, 2015) Time: 3:23 - Category: Music - 96,711,487 views - 665,980 likes (90.3%), 71,532 dislikes (9.7%)
34:59 <smashmouse> amelia
35:05 <smashmouse> ok one sec
35:08 <steven_> shit/poo poo
35:19 <steven_> watch me shit watch me poo poo
35:24 <b-queen> ahahahhahaahhahhaa
35:27 <b-queen> yux
35:31 <b-queen> such a bad subject
35:39 <anotherirc3r> tis
35:40 <steven_> you could change the words
35:45 <steven_> and it would still fit
36:02 <steven_> especialy the stanky legs
36:31 <steven_> charging myyyyyyyyy gopro
40:21 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fhx2YgbskE
40:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hip Hop Urban RnB Club Music MEGAMIX 2015 - CLUB MUSIC (May 4, 2015) Time: 01:01:36 - Category: Entertainment - 18,936,030 views - 78,485 likes (95.9%), 3,349 dislikes (4.1%)
40:53 <b-queen> her hat
40:57 <b-queen> dope
41:03 <steven_> gangggstaaa
52:01 <b-queen> everytime i hear that weeknd song now
52:05 <b-queen> i sing my remix lyrics
52:40 <b-queen> there's no going back
57:34 <smashmouse> bbs n stuff
57:47 <smashmouse> love to talk about ur asshole more steven_ :P
58:15 <smashmouse> i leave the chan
58:21 <steven_> i think i got a grape tree on it
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58:42 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooool
58:55 <anotherirc3r> ?!
59:11 <steven_> dunno
01:17 <b-queen> https://youtu.be/8tjrTBr4x_c
01:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chance Waters - Conjure Up a Fire ft. Kate Martin (Official Video Clip) (Mar 19, 2013) Time: 4:00 - Category: Music - 27,345 views - 371 likes (97.9%), 8 dislikes (2.1%)
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13:20 <steven_> uh uh uh
13:22 <steven_> slow down baby
13:27 <steven_> theres enough to go round
24:00 <b-queen> thats going straight in my basket
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35:15 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o smashmouse
36:00 <smashmouse> fkn cops
36:15 <smashmouse> wont go pick up my friend coz he went nuts
36:16 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +oo b-queen INVESTEC_ASHES
42:34 <smashmouse> ahahahaha amelia is being good
42:53 <smashmouse> no on the back of the couch next to my new thing that lights up with LOVE lol
09:19 <smashmouse> ahahahaha crazy ass rat
10:46 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooool
12:55 <smashmouse> omglob
13:02 <smashmouse> amelie ticklin my so bad
13:10 <smashmouse> she needs to hang out with BJ
13:13 <smashmouse> buddy jay
20:11 <steven_> cme over and see it for yourself
20:13 <steven_> shes the one
20:20 <steven_> smoke with her till we see the sun
20:35 <smashmouse> who u talkin to
20:41 <steven_> thats all i ask from you
20:43 <smashmouse> i am not he-she yet
20:47 <steven_> im young and i love to be free
20:47 <smashmouse> ;)
20:55 <smashmouse> safe for emergency
20:58 <steven_> you dont own me
21:00 <smashmouse> i will come over and fuck!
21:00 <steven_> hahahaha
21:02 <steven_> its a song
21:03 <smashmouse> FUCK YOU
21:07 <smashmouse> LIKE AN ANIMAL
21:09 <smashmouse> wot
21:15 <smashmouse> oi
21:15 <smashmouse> br
21:17 <smashmouse> o
21:19 <steven_> Gracie - you dont own me
21:19 <smashmouse> check this out
21:22 <smashmouse> steven
21:30 <smashmouse> my brotha put this on ma timeline
21:32 <smashmouse> so good yo
21:51 <steven_> http://www.twitch.tv/mynameissteven1
22:01 <smashmouse> https://youtu.be/Cv1RJTHf5fk
22:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: What's Better Than A Lamborghini? (Jan 23, 2015) Time: 3:55 - Category: People & Blogs - 58,497,322 views - 2,013 likes (28.6%), 5,024 dislikes (71.4%)
22:09 <smashmouse> oh fuck
22:14 <smashmouse> stupid comercial shit
22:17 <smashmouse> one sec
22:18 <smashmouse> bro
22:21 <smashmouse> this is so sick
22:24 <smashmouse> n wit weed
22:25 <smashmouse> OOOEER
22:36 <smashmouse> https://youtu.be/SzOIw-NsG9M
22:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Death to Everyone - Bonnie "Prince" Billy (Sep 20, 2008) Time: 4:32 - Category: Music - 278,150 views - 1,207 likes (98.7%), 16 dislikes (1.3%)
23:45 <smashmouse> is gona come
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23:50 <smashmouse> it makes living
23:55 <smashmouse> much more fun
24:04 <smashmouse> la la la
24:13 <smashmouse> smoke wit me bro
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25:02 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o nate
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35:09 <steven_> i want you to know
35:16 <steven_> that its our time
35:35 <thestig> sup
36:18 <b-queen> here comes the hotstepper (thestig)
36:36 <thestig> hi bq
37:41 <b-queen> :)
38:25 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
38:25 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o [[[[[pong]]]]]
38:27 <thestig> excuse me mr officer
38:32 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
38:37 <thestig> ping
38:45 <nate> pong i wanna sex u up!
38:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesss many ppl do
38:58 <thestig> hi nate
39:03 <nate> does b-queen poop outside?
39:17 <nate> hi stiggy u hot piece of man meat
39:21 <b-queen> i dont poop at all ok
39:55 <thestig> no poop for u
42:04 <steven_> suuuuuuuuup
42:09 <thestig> suppppppppppppppp
42:15 <thestig> stream the dream
43:02 <b-queen> iVe BeeN WaTCHiNG You aLaLaLaLaLoNG
43:18 <b-queen> GiRL i WaNT To MaKe You SWeaT
44:47 <thestig> https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-JC52Tx6LomY/VcHay8FW41I/AAAAAAAAALI/LplPwR5ZtTo/s2048-Ic42/IMG_1530.JPG
45:10 <b-queen> AW SOSO HAPPY
45:10 <smashmouse> hahahahaa
45:11 <smashmouse> topic
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45:18 <smashmouse> LOL
45:18 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o thestig
45:21 <smashmouse> sah good
45:26 <smashmouse> ahahahaha best topic
45:27 <thestig> lol
45:50 <smashmouse> o now lil amelie is psycho again
45:56 <smashmouse> spider manning up her cage
45:59 <smashmouse> NO
46:14 <smashmouse> when did she say that
46:24 <smashmouse> poop was fun
46:39 <nate> better?
46:42 <thestig> lol nate
46:44 <b-queen> ahahaha yux
46:54 <thestig> KNitter Plz
47:03 <b-queen> AHAHAHAHA my fave
47:14 <smashmouse> oh ffs
47:17 <smashmouse> nate
47:22 <smashmouse> teh pop one was great
47:30 <b-queen> PooP
47:36 <smashmouse> yes UR POOP
47:41 <smashmouse> like lil amelias poop
47:42 <smashmouse> poopas
47:47 <smashmouse> y u poop on us
47:51 <smashmouse> ty nate
47:58 <smashmouse> ahahehahehehe mwhhooohhaahaha
48:09 <thestig> steven i might be test streaming later
48:11 <smashmouse> o she wants be out
48:17 <thestig> i wont steal ya fans tho
48:17 <nate> fetish ;l
48:37 <smashmouse> she is back in ma hoodie
48:44 <smashmouse> till she go nuts again
48:48 <smashmouse> XD
49:00 <thestig> this cold weahter sucks
49:04 <thestig> make it stop
49:25 <smashmouse> ur not feeling good today bro?
49:25 <steven_> LO
49:27 <smashmouse> :/
49:33 <thestig> nah just cold
49:37 <steven_> you got a capture card?
49:37 <smashmouse> i dont catch colds
49:39 <smashmouse> or flu
49:45 <smashmouse> ye i h8 the real cold
49:46 <thestig> streaming off pc
49:50 <steven_> ahh
49:52 <smashmouse> no shower
49:56 <thestig> f1 2015 lol
49:57 <smashmouse> dont wana b outside eh
50:01 <steven_> noice
50:12 <thestig> maybe some cs go
50:13 <steven_> on the weekend ill stream some funny shit
50:19 <steven_> make some americans go mad at me
50:20 <thestig> ahaha cool
50:23 <steven_> then ill shut them down
50:57 <thestig> haha so much rage on the xbox
51:08 <thestig> duno how u put up with them kids
51:35 <steven_> hahahahaha
51:36 <steven_> i dont
51:45 <steven_> ignore them
51:57 <thestig> good idea lol
53:26 <steven_> ;p
53:30 <b-queen> alfee you playing csgo
54:01 <thestig> later i will be, jsut going to order some dinner coz i lazy
54:07 <b-queen> I'm sure we used to play
54:23 <b-queen> and i always won
54:28 <thestig> loll
54:31 <thestig> she did
54:32 <thestig> :(
54:34 <thestig> hax
54:34 <b-queen> ahahahahhaha
54:45 <nate> thestig what u getting "sausage pizza"
54:49 <Osskkaarr> Dir
55:00 <nate> Osskkaarrs sausage pizza?
55:05 * [[[[[pong]]]]] sometimes pooes the bed
55:11 <thestig> sausage pizza with extra nate looool
55:22 <nate> Pong dat is sick, to much grog?
55:24 <Osskkaarr> DiRty StreET PiE!?
56:05 <thestig> bqueen only beat me cause i have only one hand
56:12 <thestig> it is hard to move mouse with my face
56:12 <Osskkaarr> amelia likes DiRty StreET PiEz
56:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yea pong drink melbourne
56:22 <b-queen> ahhaaha why you lie @ me
56:27 <b-queen> wots a dirty street pie
57:11 <nate> b-queen u gonna go on a date with Osskkaarr to get some dirty street pies
57:12 <thestig> chocolate face
57:15 <thestig> no makeup
57:23 <b-queen> 100% pure chocolate face
57:28 <b-queen> no make up!
57:31 <thestig> lolll
57:35 <nate> chocolate face is tastey right?
57:38 <thestig> what are dirty street pies?
57:38 <b-queen> i dun fink i want dirty street pies
57:54 <nate> Osskkaarr has blown his load in a pie
57:56 <thestig> are they made by sumyungboi?
57:58 <nate> thus its dirty
58:01 <Osskkaarr> haha
58:02 <b-queen> yah david you BuM BaNDiT
58:12 <thestig> nate lol
58:22 <b-queen> the wors thus
58:23 <Osskkaarr> it's not that at all.
58:27 <b-queen> made ot 50x more funnier
58:59 <nate> im sore all over i need a Osskkaarr rub down
59:06 <thestig> oh party pies?
59:16 <b-queen> from a bakery?
59:17 <Osskkaarr> A contestant on The Bachelor Australia has lamented being taken to a Sydney pie shop on her dinner date with Bachelor Blake Garvey, lamenting the fact that she would be eating a 'dirty street pie'.
59:21 <nate> even my butt is sore!
59:36 <b-queen> ABAHAHAHAHAHA
59:42 <b-queen> dirty street pie
59:54 <nate> yeah well u expect to be taken somewhere nice
59:56 <thestig> is that like the cleveland steamer?
00:03 <nate> a pea pie and bowling
00:04 <b-queen> HAHA
00:09 <nate> how lovely
00:16 <b-queen> slippery gekko
00:32 <thestig> whats that one
00:36 <b-queen> haha
00:38 <nate> have u seen the kiwi bachelor
00:49 <nate> the girls on it look a bit erk :D
00:51 <thestig> hahaha
00:51 <Osskkaarr> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/tvshowbiz/video-1118940/Bachelor-Australia-contestant-laments-dirty-street-pie-dinner.html
00:57 <thestig> i googled
01:05 <b-queen> you obsessed wif that franchise nathaniel
01:11 <b-queen> THe BaCHeLoR
01:16 <Osskkaarr> it's last years... I just remember the line she used
01:22 <thestig> nate are the girls choice bro?
01:39 <b-queen> nathaniel and david can hold hands n watch it 2g4
01:49 <Osskkaarr> No thanks.
01:57 <b-queen> but why not David
01:59 <b-queen> Daveo
02:01 <b-queen> Davido
02:03 <b-queen> Davey
02:08 <b-queen> Dazza
02:16 <nate> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/the-bachelor-new-zealand-could-be-the-greatest-of-all-time/story-fn8yvfst-1227307894109
02:16 <b-queen> Devid
02:22 <b-queen> D
02:27 <thestig> davi'd
02:30 <b-queen> D.Vid
02:32 <b-queen> AHAH
02:34 <smashmouse> i wish everybody would see this movie
02:44 <smashmouse> DEVADE
02:46 <thestig> does it have cocks in it?
02:49 <b-queen> HAHA
02:51 <nate> https://nz.entertainment.yahoo.com/g/26638303/alysha/26638809/#1
02:56 <nate> good one meet the girls
03:33 <b-queen> i like hayleys freckles
03:52 <thestig> there is a few pretty ones in there
03:57 <nate> i like NONE!
03:59 <b-queen> sup with Lisa
04:01 <nate> i want thestig
04:03 <b-queen> i gasped
04:04 <thestig> haha
04:14 <b-queen> Matilda is cute
04:15 <nate> the last one is horrible
04:47 <b-queen> ye
04:48 <b-queen> but
04:57 <b-queen> you always goin on about how its true love blah blah
05:07 <thestig> nate what if they all had cocks?
05:19 <b-queen> NOW YOU SAY THEY NOT GOOD ENOUGHS
05:29 <nate> i dont see a matilda
05:36 <b-queen> like
05:38 <nate> wait i see it
05:38 <b-queen> 4th one
05:42 <b-queen> blondie young one
05:51 <nate> surf board
05:54 <nate> waaaah!
05:57 <thestig> loll
06:07 <thestig> and that necklace isnt to die forrrr
06:21 <nate> Carissa
06:24 <nate> is alright
06:46 <thestig> what if i was in a dress
06:48 <thestig> nate
06:50 <b-queen> i will take Matilda
07:08 <nate> thestig i like to see skin, thankyou:)
07:16 <thestig> haha
07:26 <thestig> be for skin?
07:58 <thestig> No SkIn No WiN
08:07 <thestig> KfC 4 LyFe
08:24 <nate> thestig u enjoy the asian food
08:26 <b-queen> only show a bit of skin
08:29 <nate> deep fried no less
08:34 <b-queen> you save de rest for latah
08:51 <thestig> nate with do anything forskin
08:57 <thestig> will
08:58 <b-queen> AHAHA
09:02 <nate> like dock?
09:12 <Osskkaarr> Matilda and Kristie
09:27 <b-queen> Kristie sucks
09:32 <b-queen> Matilda way better
09:47 <thestig> who calls their kid matilda
09:53 <thestig> well obviously her parents
09:55 <thestig> buttttt
09:58 <b-queen> its kinda cute i reckon
10:04 <Osskkaarr> Danielle B
10:05 <Osskkaarr> Lawyer/Business Owner
10:07 <nate> kick them all in a ditch
10:10 <Osskkaarr> she's set for life.
10:12 <nate> NEXT!
10:18 <thestig> there was this chick at school called matilda she had an adams apple
10:23 <thestig> so bit of a turn off
10:34 <b-queen> AAHAHA
11:02 <b-queen> her birth name was Matthew
11:07 <thestig> hahaha
13:47 <Osskkaarr> amelia .. is that even your name ?
14:18 <b-queen> no
14:29 <b-queen> you kno my name don't act stupid
14:41 <b-queen> *act*
14:53 <nate> Osskkaarr lets call her hot fuck
14:57 <nate> dat better?
15:00 <thestig> there was the chick across the road called isabell
15:10 <b-queen> izzy
15:11 <b-queen> cute name
15:18 <thestig> and i used to sing "isabell necessary on a bikkeeee " when she rode
15:26 <b-queen> ahahahahaha wtf
15:28 <nate> thestig u bang da bitch??!?!?
15:34 <nate> FUCK!
15:38 <nate> FORK
15:45 <b-queen> there was this bully guy who used to ride past our house and bw a cword
15:46 <nate> spoon~)
15:53 <b-queen> my lil bro thru a dead rat at him
16:00 <b-queen> and it landed in his tyre
16:03 <b-queen> of the bike
16:11 <b-queen> like on the spike things
16:15 <nate> b-queen u ask him out
16:16 <thestig> loll
16:17 <b-queen> soso horrid yet fun
16:21 <nate> where is this story going ;D
16:27 <nate> hopefully root land
16:28 <thestig> where did he get a dead rat from
16:31 <b-queen> ahahahahaha there is no point to it
16:40 <b-queen> we found one in the backyard
16:41 * Osskkaarr continues to act stupid
16:45 <b-queen> or something
16:48 <nate> Osskkaarr lives in root land
16:56 <Osskkaarr> What is your real name amelia ?
17:11 <b-queen> KiaRa
17:37 <thestig> shit i didnt even know that lol
17:42 <b-queen> its not
17:47 <thestig> lolll
17:51 <b-queen> I'm lying haha
17:58 <b-queen> you know it dork
18:19 <nate> i have been masturbating to the wrong name?!?!
18:28 * nate gags
18:33 <b-queen> i thought you masturbate to Zade
18:49 <nate> Osskkaarr ;D
18:51 <nate> lol
18:56 <b-queen> yummm
18:58 <nate> cause hes a sweetheart
19:06 <b-queen> yah sweetest guy ever
19:06 <thestig> lol
19:35 <b-queen> pinch his cheeks he soso sweet
19:44 <Osskkaarr> o_o
19:47 <thestig> sweet like chocolate
19:49 <thestig> face
19:54 <b-queen> sweet like chilli
20:12 <nate> sweet like curry cream pie
20:22 <b-queen> sweet like lemon
20:26 <b-queen> sweet like vinegar
20:29 <b-queen> sweet like gin
21:43 <nate> http://leakedpasswords.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/header.jpg
22:19 <b-queen> HAHA yux
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23:54 <nate> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3155734/
23:57 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Dark Moon Rising (2015) - 8/10 of 5,247 votes - Stars: Stasi Esper, Eric Roberts, Khu - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 2hrs 4mins - Genre: Fantasy - Release Date: 4 August 2015 (USA)
23:57 <nate> an 8?
24:05 <nate> what ;D
26:35 <nate> warewolves baby
26:43 <nate> like when b-queen doesnt shave ;l
27:23 <b-queen> I'm all about the wax
29:18 <Osskkaarr> She rubs sexwax on her legs thinking it'll get rid of the manly look.
29:32 <b-queen> wtf is sexwax
29:48 <thestig> sexwax surfboard wax
29:53 <b-queen> legs are shaved m8 you cant be waitin a month to wax those things
30:00 <b-queen> HaiRY BitCHeS
30:28 <thestig> www.sexwax.com
30:48 <b-queen> bwahahah
31:00 <b-queen> how do you kno all this random shit David
31:04 <b-queen> dirty street pies
31:06 <b-queen> sexwax
31:12 <b-queen> slippery gekkos
31:13 <b-queen> etc
31:22 <Osskkaarr> lol
31:40 <nate> Osskkaarr likes to pickup chubby girls on the beach
31:49 <nate> with his sexwax 'D
31:56 <b-queen> is did true
31:57 <b-queen> dis
32:11 <Osskkaarr> fuck no.
32:20 <b-queen> o ok
33:54 <nate> why not they hungry and wet
34:01 <nate> sandy box still counts ;D
35:44 <b-queen> I CAN'T SEE
35:47 <Osskkaarr> I could say some really mean funny stuff... but I wont.
35:51 <b-queen> MY GLASSES HAS FOGGED UP
36:05 <b-queen> mean funny stuff about who
36:13 <Osskkaarr> No one
36:30 <Osskkaarr> Just a response to nate
37:44 <Osskkaarr> Speaking of whales.. muppet, How come you've gone in hiding?
38:15 <b-queen> were we speaking about whales
39:21 <Osskkaarr> bbl.. i'll just go watch the other dirty street pie on TV.
44:20 <b-queen> I'm getting csgo and i gonna beat you alfee
45:27 <thestig> lol
46:47 <thestig> how long since you played?
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47:39 <b-queen> I've never played csgo
47:48 <b-queen> jus source and 1.6
47:55 Part: [[[[[pong]]] ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks
47:56 <b-queen> so maybe like 2 yrs haha
48:08 <thestig> you probably still kick my ass lol
48:16 <thestig> or call me a bully
48:24 <b-queen> ahahahaha
48:30 <b-queen> you were pretty bad from memory
48:45 <b-queen> adrian used to beat me
48:59 <thestig> i always rushed
49:09 <thestig> still do
49:12 <b-queen> ahahaha
49:20 <b-queen> i jus spray
49:25 <thestig> lol
49:27 <b-queen> and hope for the best
49:29 <b-queen> bwahau
49:33 <thestig> haha
49:37 <thestig> spray and prey
49:49 <b-queen> yip
54:03 <smashmouse> watchin undriended
54:05 <smashmouse> wit amelia
54:46 <smashmouse> omigosh one second she is like over other side couch
54:49 <smashmouse> fucker lol
55:38 <smashmouse> since i shaved ky head she has nothin to climb up hahaha
58:22 <smashmouse> this unfriended is like
58:29 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
58:31 <smashmouse> can somebody just die n be the end!
58:41 <smashmouse> this fat cunt on cam
58:50 <smashmouse> like picard with hair when he was 15
58:51 <smashmouse> lolz
07:27 <thestig> i thought it was ok
07:33 <thestig> somethink to watch
20:07 <Osskkaarr> http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/8/8/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-3649-1375984982-18.gif
20:55 <Osskkaarr> http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/8/8/13/anigif_enhanced-buzz-27795-1375982945-5.gif
21:34 <b-queen> i dunno why that kermit one made me laugh so hard
22:04 <Osskkaarr> :P
22:36 <thestig> kermit and miss piggy split up
22:45 <b-queen> i heard de news
22:49 <b-queen> wot was the issue
23:26 <thestig> i think kermit might become miss kermit
23:44 <b-queen> ohhhh like caitlyn?
23:49 <Osskkaarr> lol
24:40 <thestig> While Piggy was coy, Kermit was keen to make clear that it was his porcine partner who had initiated the split.
24:51 <b-queen> ahahahahahahahahah
24:56 <b-queen> heartbreaking
25:30 <thestig> i think it was done to promote the muppets return
25:46 <smashmouse> lil amelie
25:48 <b-queen> THEY USE A DIVORCE AS PROMOTION
25:52 <smashmouse> and sittin behind head
25:53 <thestig> yes
26:03 <b-queen> why they not jus get another couple engaged
26:12 <thestig> burt and ernie!
26:19 <b-queen> why break ppls hearts all over the world
26:23 <b-queen> they not muppets ya dork
26:25 <b-queen> bwaahaha
27:02 <thestig> i duno i never watch it
27:17 <b-queen> you're a muppet
27:22 <thestig> i watch adult cartoons like dragon ball z
27:43 <b-queen> PICOLLO
27:45 <smashmouse> engaged
27:52 <smashmouse> i waz engaged to nate
27:58 <smashmouse> lahft at teh altahz
28:25 <smashmouse> i sniffled n whilled and buff steven_ come by!
28:29 <smashmouse> xD XD ahahahaha
29:39 <thestig> ah i was thinking sesame street
31:23 <smashmouse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
31:29 <smashmouse> you get a good rest bro?
31:54 <thestig> yeh about 6 hours or so
33:11 <smashmouse> nice or not nice?
33:23 <smashmouse> my drug head, only one, woke me up
33:26 <thestig> cant remember must of been ok lol
33:26 <smashmouse> lol
33:39 <smashmouse> lol nice brotek
33:46 <smashmouse> oh shit
33:48 <smashmouse> the rat
33:54 <smashmouse> gotta find her
34:04 <thestig> lol who
34:14 <smashmouse> ok bit
34:16 <smashmouse> she is ine
34:21 <smashmouse> bit me
34:35 <smashmouse> loves her place behind my head
34:36 <thestig> you got a rat?
34:39 <thestig> pic?
34:39 <smashmouse> fkn
34:53 <smashmouse> nath upstairs hasp pics
34:55 <smashmouse> i havent
34:57 <smashmouse> i will
35:05 <smashmouse> when she isnt goin spastic
35:15 <smashmouse> she hates the light flips her out LOL
35:23 <smashmouse> light flash form camera hahahaha
35:27 <thestig> drats
35:33 <smashmouse> cam it aye
35:38 <smashmouse> ill cam it to u bro
35:51 <smashmouse> now she is tryin to nest
35:57 <smashmouse> n i gotta pull her out hahaha
36:23 <smashmouse> in my hood now
37:15 <smashmouse> Lady Amelia Amelia another name is needed
38:59 <steven_> thestig
39:03 <steven_> watch the stream
39:06 <steven_> it should be funny
39:06 <thestig> hi ok
39:18 <thestig> IM THERE
40:24 <thestig> the stream is really good
41:40 <smashmouse> oh bro
41:49 <smashmouse> gotta tell ya on skype some time steven
42:02 <smashmouse> when my neighbour is gone so i can choof
42:03 <smashmouse> lols
42:15 <smashmouse> stream onna dog.
42:33 <smashmouse> oi
51:33 <smashmouse> ok steven_
51:36 <b-queen> http://weirdmovieplots.tumblr.com/image/15417536130
51:41 <smashmouse> tomorrow
51:44 <b-queen> edward penishands
51:49 <smashmouse> i go wit the tat model
51:50 <b-queen> jus wants to eat his pasta
51:51 <smashmouse> n tonite
51:53 <b-queen> looks soso sad
52:02 <smashmouse> whats this
52:38 <smashmouse> https://billing.metartnetwork.com/offer/C47159E449ED4026B0460E5B367F05C6/?email=thevalesayntz%40hotmail.com&ptid=&PA=2521298
52:41 <smashmouse> LOL
52:46 <smashmouse> edward
53:17 Quit: smashmouse ([email protected]) EOF from client
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53:26 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o smashmouse
08:04 <Osskkaarr> muppet, How come you've gone in hiding?
11:04 <Osskkaarr> Not such a smart mouth now hey CUNT.
11:39 <smashmouse> who is this chick [21:31] <smashmouse> ahahaha
11:39 <smashmouse> [21:31] <smashmouse> ink model
11:39 <smashmouse> [21:31] <smashmouse> want me to come see her inked
11:39 <smashmouse> [21:31] <smashmouse> woo
11:39 <smashmouse> [21:31] <smashmouse> i thought i fucked it up lols
11:49 <smashmouse> my bad
11:59 <Osskkaarr> Say what ?
12:08 <smashmouse> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/q81/s526x395/11216572_10200865552199281_7096809766775907335_n.jpg?oh=e52c94ebca3004d4f1606f0829be264c&oe=5650A794
12:12 <smashmouse> hahahahahaha
12:22 <smashmouse> my friend firend
12:51 <Osskkaarr> Is that amelia.. the chick with the fake name ?
12:55 <smashmouse> you shouold live here :P
13:14 <smashmouse> part in parcel
13:22 <smashmouse> id be a lonely man
13:37 <smashmouse> ina short time
13:50 <smashmouse> this will be a long time ago.
14:15 <smashmouse> I'll, josh, dream it up with fresh eggs.
14:39 <b-queen> THe CHiCK WiTH THe Fake NaMe
14:46 <smashmouse> ir is ink model friend
14:55 <b-queen> is thay David, the dude with the fake girlfriend
15:05 <smashmouse> FUCK
15:13 <smashmouse> so you have a name
15:18 <smashmouse> that isnt urs
15:27 <b-queen> its Gus
15:27 <smashmouse> doesnt matter
15:35 <smashmouse> its God
15:42 <b-queen> is your name Oskar?
15:46 <smashmouse> all i care
16:03 <smashmouse> sttop
16:06 <smashmouse> pleae
16:07 <Osskkaarr> Fake girlfriend? does that mean I dont have a girlfriend or what?
16:12 <smashmouse> please
16:28 <smashmouse> gorfenz
16:36 <smashmouse> so paranoid
16:41 <smashmouse> we were together?
16:45 <smashmouse> oh yes
16:54 <smashmouse> i proposed to her
17:19 <smashmouse> nothing was fake
17:22 <smashmouse> cept me
17:26 <smashmouse> k kid
17:39 <b-queen> DoeS THaT MeaN i DoNT HaVe a NaMe oR WoT?
17:52 <Osskkaarr> Id have to have a fake girlfriend to have one in the first place... aMeLiA Has LosT iT
18:02 <muppet> oh yeah totally in hiding
18:03 <muppet> wait
18:05 <muppet> why am i in hiding
18:13 <Osskkaarr> Here he comes
18:14 <muppet> the only hiding is the one you are gunna get son
18:14 <b-queen> SHeS LoST Da PLoT M8
18:20 <smashmouse> o oe thing right
18:32 <smashmouse> I gotta go see ink model\
18:43 <smashmouse> tv looks like muppets
18:47 <smashmouse> bbl
18:48 <Osskkaarr> Your threats do nothing Luke... you already made one 15 years ago.. and it will come at you with great force.
19:13 <smashmouse> I was compared to u
19:14 <b-queen> GREAT FORCE
19:18 <muppet> what the fuck are you on about
19:22 <muppet> what will come at me
19:23 <smashmouse> wasnt an insult
19:28 <muppet> COME AT ME BRO
19:34 <smashmouse> a wake up call.
19:40 <Osskkaarr> Always in denial.
19:45 <smashmouse> I wish.
19:55 <Osskkaarr> Not you ShiTwoOd
19:55 <smashmouse> k kid
20:01 <smashmouse> let's drift.
21:55 <smashmouse> MAYBE SOME TIME SYOU GET SICK OF SHOWING UP
22:10 <smashmouse> try telling the boongs that.
22:11 <smashmouse> lolz
22:13 <Osskkaarr> muppet, I heard about how you went psycho the other night when I told the truth about why your ex miss left you... all that abuse you did to her.. yeah.. you're unfit to be a father that's for sure let alone a partner.
22:16 <smashmouse> hahahahahaha
22:53 <muppet> i went psycho the other night?
23:12 <Osskkaarr> :)
23:15 <smashmouse> yer
23:24 <smashmouse> i need mine
23:36 <smashmouse> or im fucked
23:42 <smashmouse> like
23:47 <smashmouse> 10 yrs fucked
23:58 <smashmouse> is a joke to me now
24:25 <smashmouse> BORN ON A SUNDAY
24:34 <smashmouse> u r not in shit
24:36 <Osskkaarr> COME AT ME BRO
24:46 <smashmouse> drink to friends
24:50 <smashmouse> old and new
25:20 <Osskkaarr> If it's not true Luke... how do I know so much about it?
25:22 <Osskkaarr> :)
25:29 <Osskkaarr> LOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
25:35 <muppet> what do you kno
25:42 <muppet> wyou say i abused my ex.. what did i do that was abusive mate
25:47 <muppet> you know so much tell my fucken life story
25:52 <muppet> go for it
26:01 <muppet> lay it all out, you waste of fucking air
26:07 <Osskkaarr> What did I say on the phone "YoU goT No IdEa"
26:11 <muppet> yeah see
26:18 <muppet> "YOU ABUSED YOUR EX"
26:20 <muppet> "how"
26:25 <muppet> "I KNOW EVERYTHING I OWN YOU"
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26:31 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o nate
26:44 <Osskkaarr> Settle down on that red cordial Luke.
26:53 <muppet> you are the same cockhead you always were. when this round of people you have convinced you arent realises, and your world falls apart again what are you gunna do? ive had friends for 20 fucking years now. have you?
27:19 <Osskkaarr> It's only IRC Luke.
27:22 <nate> i got rid of all my friends ;D
27:24 <muppet> "its only irc"
27:37 <Osskkaarr> That's what you told me... I learnt that from you.
27:57 <muppet> luckily its not some giant hub of communication like it used to be because in the day all it would have taken would have been an accusation like that to put someones REAL LIFE into a different place.
28:20 <muppet> dont you understand the effect you ahve on people by talking shit about them? you menitoned my son, you mentioned my ex. they arent here to protect themselves so what give you the FUCKEN RIGHT
28:28 <muppet> WHAT GIVES YOU THE FUCKEN RIGHT TO SPEAK OF THEM
28:36 * Osskkaarr yawhns
28:37 <muppet> 17 whitlock street
28:38 <muppet> come get me
28:41 <muppet> you piece of fucking shit
28:52 * Osskkaarr writes that down
29:01 <muppet> im going to take what teeth you have left and give them to the people youve fucked over on necklaces
29:14 * Osskkaarr yawns
29:19 <muppet> then im going to snap every single one of your fucking fingers
29:37 <Osskkaarr> Keep those threats coming Luke.. your number 1 threat was you're going to kill me... keep them comin.
29:47 <muppet> im not going to kill you
29:54 <muppet> you arent worth what could happen
29:57 <muppet> you really arent
30:09 <muppet> you probably arent even worth extending my arm that far to yock you
30:18 <Osskkaarr> And here you are with your abuse, threats and dog shit.
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30:26 <muppet> im not threatening
30:31 <muppet> come by on your way through
30:34 <muppet> you wont make it to perth
30:36 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> loolololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
31:07 <steven_> i live in perth
31:16 <Osskkaarr> Isit alright if I drop you in the boot of my car so I can dump you somewhere in a river?
31:23 <Osskkaarr> Will you even fit in it? lol!
31:31 <Osskkaarr> You fat lump of shit.
31:32 <muppet> oh h0h0h0h0h
31:34 <muppet> you are so funny
31:35 <steven_> the pines
31:49 <nate> wayward pines?
32:03 <muppet> i can lose weight but youll still be the worst human being on this side of the planet
32:06 <thestig> muppet what is your band called? lap band?
32:11 <muppet> ^ gold
32:13 <nate> ohhhh SNAP!
32:15 <Osskkaarr> AHHAHAHAH
32:23 * thestig tips hat
32:34 <muppet> i applaud you sir that was executed prefectly
32:42 <muppet> you know what the secret to comedy is
32:46 <muppet> ask me, what the secret to comedy is
32:49 <Osskkaarr>                                        
32:50 <Osskkaarr>                                        
32:50 <thestig> thankyou
32:51 <muppet> say hey muppet whats the secret to comedy
32:55 <muppet> TIMING
33:06 <thestig> lol
33:18 <muppet> anyway
33:22 <muppet> i wasnt finished on my tirade
33:23 <thestig> is that wrath?
33:36 <muppet> where is that stupid bat shit insane bitch that keeps saying she wants to kick me in the balls
33:37 <muppet> its her turn
33:44 <muppet> he threatened to snap my neck if i dont leve her alone
33:45 <muppet> so its on
33:58 <thestig> what bitch
34:07 <muppet> im going to do everything in my power to infuriate you to the point where you actually do snap, and show up
36:08 <muppet> so how did i abuse my ex
36:10 <muppet> by loving her
36:13 <muppet> providing for her
36:20 <Osskkaarr> I told you wrath.. i'm comin for ya :)
36:30 <muppet> im waiting for you. by god im fucking waiting
36:41 <muppet> make peace with whatever you believe in
36:53 <Osskkaarr> I bet you will be... be a 'showdown' that will never be forgotton.
37:40 <muppet> well you might when i knock every last bit of brain power out of that thick fucking skull of yours
38:08 <smashmouse> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11144903_1126398977388244_5608349619902071853_n.jpg?oh=2d117f818adae02ce54d22693792a404&oe=564908BF
38:14 <smashmouse> fk this one
38:17 <smashmouse> fk
38:19 <Osskkaarr> You think you still got it all over me like last time? hehe.. A lot happens in 15 years Luke.. and believe me.. your outcome will not be likely.
38:46 <smashmouse> always ask for coffee
38:51 <smashmouse> and always spit it out
38:52 <muppet> WHAT
39:02 <muppet> my outcome will not be likely? you dont een talk sense anymore
39:05 <smashmouse> what is he giving u
39:22 <Osskkaarr> The shit you want to do to me.. will not happen Luke.
39:25 <smashmouse> tll me has nothiung to do with me
39:28 <Osskkaarr> Understand now fuckarse?
39:40 <smashmouse> osk
39:41 <muppet> fuckarse?
39:55 <smashmouse> we are friends
40:03 <smashmouse> them ok
40:11 <smashmouse> i stay out
40:38 <smashmouse> i a, drunk
40:42 <smashmouse> and the ink model
40:45 <smashmouse> she like
40:49 <smashmouse> ino u drunk
40:53 <smashmouse> thinking
41:00 <smashmouse> wtf it mattr
41:04 <smashmouse> get dick
41:09 <b-queen> YouR ouTCoMe WiLL NoT Be LiKeLy
41:10 <smashmouse> :P
41:18 <muppet> HAHAHAHAHA
41:30 <thestig> ReSiStAnCe Is FuTiLe
41:33 <smashmouse> AMELIA
41:35 <smashmouse> STFU
41:39 <smashmouse> UR NO BREED
41:48 <smashmouse> not like this
41:58 <muppet> MaKeS SeNSe i'M kOdIcK
42:01 <thestig> dont be mean i just beat her in csgo 20-0
42:03 <smashmouse> ur like vaness.
42:20 <b-queen> you starting again josh
42:27 <smashmouse> and hes oskie will msg u
42:29 <thestig> VANESS?
42:31 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> mY dAd SucKeD uR mUmS diCk
42:44 <thestig> she aint no vanesss
42:49 <thestig> thats for fucking sure
42:56 <smashmouse> werd
42:57 <b-queen> whos vaness
42:57 <smashmouse> ok
43:04 <smashmouse> my apologies
43:10 <smashmouse> ur mo vaness
43:12 <thestig> good man
43:24 <thestig> fuck what was her other name
43:32 <smashmouse> heavens above rose
43:39 <thestig> bianka
43:43 <Osskkaarr> muppet, How come you're not allowed to spend time with your own child ?
43:43 <thestig> who was usually in random
43:47 <muppet> so what did i do dave, tell em what i got up to
43:49 <muppet> hahaha
43:55 <b-queen> oh i dun remember her at all?
43:57 <muppet> who said im not allowed
44:02 <b-queen> wot was so bad about her
44:02 <muppet> where the fuck do you get this
44:19 <Osskkaarr> You're allowed.. nut under supervision.
44:20 <smashmouse> BIANKIAA
44:22 <thestig> she was crazy in the coconuts
44:23 <Osskkaarr> but*
44:24 <smashmouse> vaness
44:26 <muppet> you just amke this shit up but you never substantiate it with anything that even remotely resembles proof, evidence, even hearsay
44:29 <thestig> to many opiates
44:34 <thestig> too
44:35 <b-queen> opiates?
44:39 <thestig> drugs
44:40 <muppet> what the fuck man
44:45 <b-queen> ohhhh
44:49 <muppet> LOSE THE FUCKEN HABIT DAVE
44:50 <b-queen> why the fuck call me vabess
44:54 <muppet> you are clearly addicted to hype and bullshit
44:57 <Osskkaarr> I don't need to Luke.. all that matters is.. it's the truth and you know it :)
45:13 <muppet> how is it the fucken truth
45:17 <muppet> OK
45:20 <muppet> lets set everything straight
45:25 <muppet> im an absuive partner
45:26 <thestig> bq he appologised lol
45:31 <muppet> im not sure what i do thats abusive but im abusive
45:33 <muppet> ok?
45:38 <Osskkaarr> Question is how.. it's always been how.
45:38 <b-queen> ahahaha
45:45 <muppet> im not allowed to see my son, even though i saw him this afternoon
45:51 <Osskkaarr> Liar.
45:55 <muppet> i like sucking mens dicks
46:02 <b-queen> David is definitely fuelled by drama
46:04 <muppet> i constantly get owned by dave
46:10 <b-queen> its learned behaviour
46:13 <muppet> are you happy now?
46:24 <muppet> dont speak to me again unless its to tell me you are on my way. ill be waiting outside
46:33 <Osskkaarr> Done :)
46:45 <muppet> every week you dont show is another smack upside your thick fucking head
46:56 * Osskkaarr yawns
46:56 <thestig> i was in kal in jan stayed at the railway hotel food was great
47:01 <muppet> think you are fucken hard, i got crosshairs for you cunt
47:08 <b-queen> stayed at langtrees was great
47:25 <thestig> lol how long were u there for bq
47:32 <b-queen> ahahahahah
47:34 <b-queen> jus jokes
47:38 <b-queen> i never been kal
47:39 <thestig> obv
47:45 <b-queen> would you recommend it
47:52 <thestig> yeh
48:11 <Osskkaarr> It's not about what you;ve said to me now Luke.. it;s what you said 15 years ago CUNT.
48:12 <muppet> oh, and your little cunt of a thing friend is going to cop it when she comes online too
48:21 <muppet> im going to find out who she is and hammer to the point she wants to an hero
48:30 <b-queen> jus let her send me lollies first
48:33 <thestig> more for historical buildings
48:59 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooool
49:04 <thestig> i was at orabanda
49:07 <thestig> one pub
49:09 <Osskkaarr> That's thw way Luke.. prove to everyone how much you like to abuse women... show that proof as to why your ex misses left you.
49:11 <thestig> middle of nowhere
49:18 <thestig> best burgers in the world
49:21 <thestig> not many cows around
49:45 <b-queen> i had burger today at that place at the mezz
50:01 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqZNMvIEHhs
50:02 <thestig> how was it
50:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: System Of A Down - Spiders (Oct 2, 2009) Time: 3:36 - Category: Music - 26,577,872 views - 98,443 likes (98.3%), 1,677 dislikes (1.7%)
50:40 <b-queen> delightful
50:44 <b-queen> onion rings too
50:48 <b-queen> have you been there
50:48 <thestig> mmm nice
50:58 <thestig> nah where is this mezz
51:01 <nate> i drip burger juice all over my tits ;l
51:16 <nate> just so i can rub my nipples
51:37 <smashmouse> icbf pickin up
51:39 <smashmouse> lol
51:49 <b-queen> http://missymoos.com.au/
51:56 <b-queen> mt hawthorn
52:00 * nate swings his nuts between smashmouses legs
52:25 <thestig> one day i shall try it
52:30 <smashmouse> wissh
52:38 <smashmouse> i could talk to u
52:57 <b-queen> yah you can sit in de sun on the couches outside
53:00 <b-queen> tis joy
53:01 <nate> who are u talking 2?
53:03 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> pity there aint one near morley
53:04 <nate> smashmouse!
53:12 <thestig> brett u near morley?
53:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> no b-queen is
53:21 <b-queen> yes he is balga
53:24 <smashmouse> ys sir no sir
53:27 <thestig> lolll balga
53:32 <thestig> she aint in morley
53:34 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> im peppermint grove
53:44 <thestig> she is no bogan
53:46 <b-queen> his imaginary house is in peppermint grove
53:47 <thestig> haha
53:54 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i might send my butler down there tomorrow to pick up some burgers
54:00 <thestig> it is a tent with pepermint on it
54:05 <b-queen> ahahaha
54:09 <smashmouse> `unno whne u fucked somethign
54:17 <nate> u got a hot wife Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu?:)
54:31 <smashmouse> I apologise
54:32 <nate> she better suck golf balls thru garden hoses
54:46 <thestig> andrew dice clay?
55:00 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i might just ring up missymoos and pay them $200 for delivery
55:01 <smashmouse> amelia
55:16 <smashmouse> odc about these cutns
55:24 <thestig> i had the best king tiger prawns at the richardson hotel
55:27 <smashmouse> cept zsteven
55:28 <thestig> best in the world
55:30 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
55:30 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o Blitzkrieg
55:32 <b-queen> they will say go away we don't deliver to imaginary houses
55:38 <b-queen> Richardson hotel?
55:42 <smashmouse> I was o rude
55:42 <nate> Blitzkrieg u yummie man
55:54 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> next song nate
56:04 <thestig> yeh near kings park
56:08 <thestig> better food then crown
56:09 <smashmouse> i cant take it back
56:21 <thestig> prawns the size of your hand
56:21 Nick: Blitzkrieg is now known as LilJen
56:21 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-iepu3EtyE
56:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: System Of A Down - Aerials (Oct 2, 2009) Time: 4:04 - Category: Music - 76,424,308 views - 297,322 likes (98.1%), 5,785 dislikes (1.9%)
56:28 <b-queen> hm i do not know this pub
56:39 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate i dont like system of a down syndrome
56:49 <nate> ohH; l
57:04 <thestig> http://www.therichardson.com.au/
57:06 <thestig> lol pub
57:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> cmon barbi lets go party thats more my style mate
57:22 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5ApYxkU-U
57:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall (HQ) (Jul 5, 2010) Time: 6:01 - Category: Music - 84,748,416 views - likes (97.8%), 8,490 dislikes (2.2%)
57:27 <b-queen> i thought you said pub haha
57:37 <thestig> oh lol
57:38 <nate> yes yew yes yew come come laddy
57:47 <b-queen> there's a hotel at kings park
57:49 <b-queen> wot the
58:26 <thestig> opus restaurant is nice
58:36 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> sounds liek a good place for nate and b-queen's steam room session
58:37 <thestig> probably out of bretts price range though
58:40 <b-queen> all i kno is frasers?
58:41 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
58:41 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
59:08 * LilJen lixxxxxxxxx Anotherirc3r 
59:09 <thestig> ah well frasers in kings park where the other one overlooks it
59:11 <b-queen> nathaniel jus talks about you during pur steam room sessions
59:23 <b-queen> i told him i not going wif him anymore if he does it again
59:34 <b-queen> ohhhh i think i kno the one now alfee
59:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> thinkin of me is the only way he can get a stiffy
59:50 <anotherirc3r> stfu m8
59:54 <nate> u going with bretty to get burgers ;D
00:10 <b-queen> we went yoga then burgers
00:14 <b-queen> perfect day
00:18 <smashmouse> hi heart
00:30 <smashmouse> was in the wrong place
00:31 Nick: LilJen is now known as Blitzkrieg
00:45 <nate> yoga would make me mad ;D
00:52 <nate> hold this nOOo!
01:05 <nate> u hold this booty
01:28 <smashmouse> as in
01:33 <smashmouse> shot in the heart
01:39 <nate> smashmouse warm yoga for u
01:48 <smashmouse> hope for the west
01:52 <nate> so i can see beads of sweat dripping off your manly body
02:12 <smashmouse> ye
02:34 <smashmouse> i like that she knows me more
02:38 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diKz9udywg4
02:39 <smashmouse> unless
02:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KISS - I Was Made For Loving You (Mar 16, 2010) Time: 5:08 - Category: Music - 25,689,948 views - 82,939 likes (98.4%), 1,333 dislikes (1.6%)
02:47 <smashmouse> you want me on the mores
03:00 <smashmouse> that plafce is hell
03:10 <smashmouse> ink model
03:15 <smashmouse> said i was drunk
03:18 <anotherirc3r> coldddd
03:21 <smashmouse> call cack in half
03:23 <smashmouse> lol
03:43 <smashmouse> i dont think i can be fucked
03:45 <nate> smashmouse do u make love with the lights on!
03:57 <b-queen> MaKe LoVe
04:04 <nate> i do it with the lights on so i can flex in the mirror
04:12 <smashmouse> make love
04:15 <nate> plus i like to see what i eat
04:16 <smashmouse> like she said
04:27 * nate droolz on smashmouse
04:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate smashmouse has cold lips
04:47 <smashmouse> is nice
04:53 <smashmouse> i think i need a call
05:11 <smashmouse> n i ruined the friendship i had
05:16 <nate> ghostbusters?
05:39 <smashmouse> no
05:50 <smashmouse> norhing
06:02 <smashmouse> not even gettin fit for wings
06:02 <steven_> going to bed
06:06 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww
06:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alice Cooper - Poison (Oct 25, 2009) Time: 4:29 - Category: Music - 46,184,447 views - 173,489 likes (98.1%), 3,390 dislikes (1.9%)
06:12 <nate> amelia is in this song
06:22 <nate> shes alice cooper ;D
06:40 <smashmouse> cbf wit the ink bitch
06:42 <b-queen> cos you're POISON
06:52 <b-queen> poison running thru ma veins
06:56 <b-queen> you're poisonnnnnnnn
07:01 <steven_> looooooooooooooooool
07:13 <steven_> my cats name was poison
07:14 <smashmouse> i wih i hadnt fked some other good cool shit up
07:17 <nate> i wanna bang steven so money drops from the sky
07:24 <steven_> about the time i listened to that song
07:30 <steven_> it got hit over the head by a baseball bat
07:47 <steven_> in my alleyway next door
07:59 <steven_> i then a new era began
08:04 <steven_> EVIL STEVE
08:06 <b-queen> baahahahahaha
08:15 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-a-XSJb390
08:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Presidents of the United States of America - Kitty (Better Sound Quality and Uncensored) (Aug 17, 2013) Time: 3:28 - Category: Music - 193,950 views - 904 likes (97.1%), 27 dislikes (2.9%)
08:45 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit:
08:51 * nate teabags smashmouse
08:53 <b-queen> I WANNA LOVE YOU BUT I BETTER NOT TOUCH
09:09 <steven_> night cuntz
09:11 <nate> sounds like me at the club;l
09:30 <nate> steven enjoy bONGo!
09:32 <b-queen> i wanna hold you but my senses tell me to STOP
10:14 <b-queen> i wanna kiss you but i want it tooooo much
10:35 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8vBVUaKvk
10:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Butthole Surfers - Pepper (Nov 29, 2009) Time: - Category: Music - 3,915,320 views - 26,240 likes (98.4%), 430 dislikes (1.6%)
10:42 <smashmouse> genltemen
10:48 <smashmouse> it is times like this
10:50 <anotherirc3r> good song
10:56 <smashmouse> bla b bla
11:03 <smashmouse> go fuck ourselves
11:47 <smashmouse> n btw
11:49 <smashmouse> sick of
11:51 <smashmouse> nony
11:55 <smashmouse> gettin shit too
12:04 <smashmouse> ok
12:06 <smashmouse> cunts
12:13 <smashmouse> act nice
12:17 <anotherirc3r> what?
12:27 <smashmouse> nada
12:54 <nate> anotherirc3r u should do playboy :D
13:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate's mum says he's a catch
13:13 <nate> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu she does ;D
13:33 <smashmouse> what you dont know about the written wrod
13:37 <smashmouse> took me five years
13:50 <nate> smashmouse u drunk D:
13:52 <nate> lol
14:01 <smashmouse> santa barara
14:14 <smashmouse> it did
14:56 <smashmouse> wise mothers
14:57 <smashmouse> and
15:01 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHjpWo4edfw
15:01 <smashmouse> adelaide
15:04 <smashmouse> police running
15:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Primus - Shake Hands With Beef (Nov 7, 2011) Time: 4:03 - Category: Music - 934,788 views - 4,945 likes (98.7%), 63 dislikes (1.3%)
15:11 <smashmouse> sounds fun
15:47 <b-queen> https://youtu.be/MpN1j8R5lZ8
15:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gotye - Hearts A Mess - official video (Dec 5, 2007) Time: 4:40 - Category: Music - 12,382,166 views - 61,510 likes (97.7%), 1,431 dislikes (2.3%)
16:06 <smashmouse> post some lame song
16:32 <nate> smashmouse who did ;D
16:33 <b-queen> woaaaahhhohhhhhhhhh
16:35 <nate> lol
16:48 <b-queen> your hearts a messsssssssssssssss you wont admit to it
17:00 <smashmouse> OH DANG
17:03 <smashmouse> i got owned
17:19 <nate> b-queen u better go over to slinkies and make his bed and then mess it up with him ;D
17:19 <smashmouse> now i have to hear a god damned song!!
17:42 <b-queen> i comfy in my bed fanks
18:37 <b-queen> it makes no senseeeee
18:44 <b-queen> but I'm desperate to connectttttt
19:01 <b-queen> AND YOU YOU CANT LIVE LIKE DIS woahhhhohhhhhhhhohhhhh ohhhhh
19:22 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62NJKpa9Fe0
19:26 <nate> come in my cave
19:26 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Muse-Cave [Lyrics] (Sep 20, 2008) Time: 4:46 - Category: Music - 324,497 views - 1,110 likes (97.8%), 25 dislikes (2.2%)
19:38 <b-queen> you're interrupting my karaoke
19:44 <b-queen> flamin hexagon
19:49 <smashmouse> y am i am
20:05 <smashmouse> what i am
20:17 <nate> has smashmouse got me on ignore ;D
20:20 <nate> thats it!
20:53 <smashmouse> how much trouble can
20:56 <smashmouse> one poet be
21:00 <smashmouse> eh
21:01 <smashmouse> lolz
21:17 <smashmouse> they got music these days
21:30 <smashmouse> i am a shit
21:33 <smashmouse> a relic
21:43 <smashmouse> eorth nothing
21:51 <smashmouse> I believe in new york.
22:29 <b-queen> Do Ya FeeL THe BuZZ
24:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> your dog doesnt like u
25:05 <b-queen> say that to ma face
25:15 <nate> lol
25:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> what for?
25:36 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> much easier here
26:40 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
26:41 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o Blitzkrieg
27:06 Nick: Blitzkrieg is now known as anonymousmoron
27:26 <nate> blitz must be on the tune
27:28 <anonymousmoron> ;D
27:44 <smashmouse> DON'T LABEL IT
27:45 Quit: anonymousmoron ([email protected]) Quit:
27:51 <smashmouse> FUN
27:53 <nate> the graft?
27:54 <smashmouse> fuck
28:01 <smashmouse> she is gone.
28:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> rofl nate
28:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> whos he lookin for?
28:23 <nate> to be blunt hes probably hunting ugly women ;D
28:23 <smashmouse> you knwo what you need to do
28:31 <smashmouse> is stop giving b-queen shit
28:48 <smashmouse> knickers in a twist
28:56 <smashmouse> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu..
29:15 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> what
29:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate does he have a history of that?
30:10 <nate> nah usual irc stylez
30:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate did u go to t he gym today?
30:41 <smashmouse> WHAT
30:49 <smashmouse> YOUR AUDIENCE AWAITS YOUR MR. MX
30:55 <smashmouse> RIGHT FUCKING HERE
30:55 <smashmouse> NOW
31:03 <smashmouse> *clapping*
31:09 <smashmouse> they are ALIVE
31:15 <smashmouse> now diss amelia
31:22 <smashmouse> ...
31:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> what
31:34 <smashmouse> if I were tickelled by the rub of love
31:43 <nate> yeah bra im hard into gym ;l
31:52 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> who was on reception?
31:53 <smashmouse> I would not fear the apple or the flood
32:09 <smashmouse> I have been a cunt
32:15 <smashmouse> and I apologise
32:28 <smashmouse> you'
32:41 <smashmouse> you just born drunk.
33:06 <smashmouse> nobody
33:15 <smashmouse> you are nobody.
33:25 <smashmouse> remember that.
34:19 <smashmouse> I am somebody.
34:27 <smashmouse> and a drunk.
35:08 <smashmouse> gave m fav poem
35:11 <smashmouse> to someone
35:18 <smashmouse> from home
35:38 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> where is.... awolf??
35:39 <smashmouse> it's how
35:41 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
35:46 <smashmouse> it would never be
35:53 <smashmouse> the brave bitch
36:04 <smashmouse> certainly hasnt disappointed
36:06 <smashmouse> ads
36:13 <smashmouse> im
36:48 <smashmouse> okay
36:54 <smashmouse> i will match my iron
36:58 <smashmouse> with yours
37:11 <smashmouse> my livers so bad
37:14 <smashmouse> lets drink
37:29 <smashmouse> 2 litres of vodka and 4 beers
37:43 <smashmouse> mz bret mother
38:03 <smashmouse> own me u irc idiot.
40:59 <anotherirc3r> hey Brett. where do you live? we need to go for that romantic drive
42:47 <nate> brett couldnt handle that, jizz in his pants
42:51 <smashmouse> he's never met his wife.
42:59 <smashmouse> brett
43:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
43:32 <smashmouse> no
43:36 <smashmouse> not loll and such
43:40 <smashmouse> ur a fucking loser
43:44 <smashmouse> you give shit
43:46 <smashmouse> i did
43:52 <smashmouse> and i
43:53 <smashmouse> no
43:56 <smashmouse> not to u
44:01 <smashmouse> u give shit to nony
44:06 <smashmouse> and amelia
44:14 <nate> no doubt
44:22 <smashmouse> now
44:29 <smashmouse> if it is not pinball
44:33 <smashmouse> be nice
44:38 <smashmouse> little firing man
44:44 <smashmouse> WITH ONE STOKE OF A PAW
44:49 <smashmouse> YOUR MOTHER WAS GONE.
45:08 <smashmouse> if you wonder what happened to jesus
45:13 <smashmouse> I out lived him.
46:03 * smashmouse slaps Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu around a bit with a large trout
46:12 <smashmouse> cmon loonie
46:18 <smashmouse> come up with something
46:41 <smashmouse> wasting my time there is a line in the sand
46:59 <smashmouse> ive stepped over it.
47:07 <smashmouse> cannot get laid tonight
47:33 <anotherirc3r> ;)
47:48 <b-queen> https://youtu.be/uznTHSEgx4U
47:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Janet Jackson - Got Til It's Gone (Nov 16, 2010) Time: - Category: Music - 704,869 views - 4,223 likes (98.3%), 74 dislikes (1.7%)
47:54 <b-queen> HELLO TEEN YEARS
48:03 <b-queen> so freakin good
48:48 <b-queen> how cool was janet jackson
50:10 <smashmouse> with busta
51:10 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> how many blacks have u hooked up with b-queen ?
51:38 <nate> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu u black :D
51:44 <b-queen> cos i like hip hop musiq issit
52:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> roflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
52:03 <b-queen> nathaniel is only black to his lower half
52:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> no it was a reference to that janet jackson clip nate
53:04 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
53:04 <b-queen> listen 'ere pal
53:13 <smashmouse> WHEN IS A HORSE NOT A HORSE
53:16 <smashmouse> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
53:24 <smashmouse> when it is in a bar
53:30 <smashmouse> of soap
53:40 <smashmouse> can you fuck off
53:42 <smashmouse> please
54:04 Kick: Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu was kicked by smashmouse (scared of ur shadow)
54:22 Join: Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
54:22 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
54:28 <smashmouse> wb
54:34 <smashmouse> fly your boat
54:41 <smashmouse> coming?
54:50 <smashmouse> onto the water
55:01 <smashmouse> let the weight of the oars work
55:07 <smashmouse> ill help
55:59 <smashmouse> ppl lose me in a haze and language
56:07 <smashmouse> take me to bed
56:15 <smashmouse> OR PUNCH ME IN TH NOSE
56:30 <smashmouse> its about feeling somethin
56:43 <smashmouse> nobody asks
57:03 <smashmouse> ur less of a cunt than i am
57:08 <nate> this warewolf movie is baaad!
57:14 <nate> 8 my arse
57:46 <smashmouse> u wish
57:51 <smashmouse> jelly fish
57:52 <smashmouse> !
59:40 <smashmouse> fkn ink chick
59:44 <smashmouse> nate
59:55 <smashmouse> `likes to cut lookse
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