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00:26 <steven_> ;p
00:34 <bunnyford> xD
01:32 <bunnyford> well least ur not a liar like amelia.
02:19 <anotherirc3r> !?
04:46 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> what else has balloon head been lying about now?
05:20 <b-queen> my balloon head is involved in everyfink
05:25 <b-queen> i cant do anything right
07:03 <Osskkaarr> lol @ Shitwood and amelia... who broke whos heart first ?
07:38 <anotherirc3r> Osskkaarr..
07:43 <anotherirc3r> don't be mean
07:47 <b-queen> i actually don't kno wot i did ahahhaha
07:57 <Osskkaarr> alright :(
08:02 <b-queen> i think its cos i was saying "projection"
08:14 <Osskkaarr> I wont be a dickhead about it all
08:23 <anotherirc3r> thank yo :)
08:25 <anotherirc3r> +u
09:03 <Osskkaarr> so he's cut.. cause you're using my word ?
09:13 <Osskkaarr> That's some funny stuff.
09:22 <Osskkaarr> I thought I was bad.
09:33 <b-queen> nuh i think he thought i was saying it to him
10:03 <Osskkaarr> [03/08/2015 00:07:55] (Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu): got a pic of shitwood and amelia?
10:03 <Osskkaarr> [03/08/2015 00:09:55] (Osskkaarr): If I did.. I wouldn't give it to you.
10:14 <b-queen> haha
10:18 <Mistral> night losers
10:21 Quit: Mistral ([email protected]) Quit:
10:38 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllll big deal
10:55 <Osskkaarr> It is to you.. you msged me wanting it.
10:59 <anotherirc3r> you and your picture obsession Brett
11:01 <Osskkaarr> looooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
11:14 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> anotherirc3r go send me a pic of your lolly paper bag
11:19 <muppet> Osskkaarr chuggs cock
11:20 <anotherirc3r> hell no
11:24 <anotherirc3r> it's in my bedroom
11:27 <anotherirc3r> cbf getting it
12:25 <Osskkaarr> muppet, Another lashing?
12:55 <anotherirc3r> it's like muppet is obsessed with you Osskkaarr
12:58 <anotherirc3r> it's rather sad..
13:16 <anotherirc3r> i think it's upset that you don't feel the same
13:31 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> no i think Osskkaarr is upset that you don't feel the same
13:56 <Osskkaarr> Hes always been obsessed with me... stalked me at my house, posting all my info all over AustNet.. making up stories about me.
14:17 <muppet> ^ lel
14:26 <Osskkaarr> Wants to bash me.. threatens to kill me... but he wont give me his real address
14:35 <Osskkaarr> :~(
14:54 <b-queen> squigglenose
15:10 <muppet> so i think ive got this nutted out
15:19 <Osskkaarr> Here we go
15:23 <b-queen> NuTTeD
15:29 <muppet> dave has been delusional on here for so long, a female has finally joined that craves attention that much that she actually beleives him
15:39 <b-queen> this chan is so funny
15:45 <muppet> and stiucks up for him when everyones like "fuck you dave you are a shitdick"
15:53 <b-queen> does anyone actually like each other in here
16:01 <muppet> i like you.
16:07 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> umm u like me
16:16 <b-queen> blush
16:18 <muppet> also bunnyford is amusing
16:31 <b-queen> i hate you brett dick head
16:46 <anotherirc3r> i can stick up for whoever i want muppet
16:50 <b-queen> lololollllllolllll
16:50 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> anotherirc3r likes me sometimes
16:52 <anotherirc3r> and no, Dave doesn't ask me to
17:03 <anotherirc3r> i think you're a jerk
17:05 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Osskkaarr likes me always
17:11 <b-queen> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
17:18 <b-queen> brett is 0 for 2
17:26 <b-queen> bout to be 0 for 3
17:36 <b-queen> MuM LiKeS Me
17:37 <muppet> you think im a jerk because i fucking real
17:44 <muppet> its either "you are a jerk"
17:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> b-queen your sister likes me
17:51 <muppet> or "you are amazing, i wish i could have someone like you"
18:01 <anotherirc3r> are you serious?
18:05 <anotherirc3r> that's just pathetic
18:18 <anotherirc3r> 'i fucking real'
18:49 <muppet> i talk real
18:55 <Osskkaarr> You talk shit.
19:02 <muppet> fucking this is what happens when you are typing with one hand texting with another
19:13 <b-queen> brett has red hair fyi
19:17 <steven_> hahahhahhahahhah
19:23 <anotherirc3r> i don't care how 'real' you think you are muppet
19:24 <steven_> CARROT
19:29 <anotherirc3r> you are a retard
19:38 Mode: (by steven_) +o INVESTEC_ASHES
19:40 <muppet> nobody cares anotherirc3r
19:41 <steven_> im going to bed
19:43 <steven_> night cunts
19:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> carrot top likes me
20:01 <anotherirc3r> omg.. my e-heart breaking
20:05 <anotherirc3r> is*
20:07 <anotherirc3r> lol
20:10 <b-queen> BReTT HaS ReDHaiR FYi BReTT HaS ReDHaiR FYi BReTT HaS ReDHaiR FYi BReTT HaS ReDHaiR FYi BReTT HaS ReDHaiR FYi BReTT HaS ReDHaiR FYi
20:11 <muppet> you did it too
20:21 <anotherirc3r> that just really struck a nerve - i couldn't help it!
20:34 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> bullshit
20:39 <muppet> it struck your heart
20:41 <muppet> this happens
20:47 <muppet> i will let you down gently
20:47 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate likes me
20:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> we are soul mates
20:55 <anotherirc3r> lol
20:59 <b-queen> nathaniel jus wants yo butthole
21:07 <anotherirc3r> it's rather sad that you think you could have any effect on my heart, muppet
21:10 <b-queen> he likes your butthole not you
21:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> b-queen nate likes me for me
21:20 <muppet> its rather sad you are denying it
21:25 <bunnyford> muppet
21:29 <anotherirc3r> ohh.. am i that transparent?!
21:31 <bunnyford> did u listen to that song?
21:38 <anotherirc3r> damn. i was trying to be subtle
21:42 <b-queen> look brett I'm jus tellin you wot nathaniel told me ok
21:51 <b-queen> don't shoot da messenger fantapants
21:55 <muppet> you are trying but its not working
21:58 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> he wouldnt say that
22:00 <bunnyford> btw
22:02 <bunnyford> b-queen
22:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> u are lying agin
22:06 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> again
22:08 <bunnyford> feel free to tell stig
22:13 <bunnyford> and them
22:15 <b-queen> perhaps you need to take this up with nathaniel brett
22:19 <bunnyford> what I told you
22:21 <anotherirc3r> lol you are ridiculous muppet
22:24 <anotherirc3r> truly.
22:27 <b-queen> josh i dont care jus leave me out of everything
22:31 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> tell us all bunnyford
22:33 <b-queen> not interested
22:36 <muppet> hey at least i dont have your slickem on my hangdown
22:38 <bunnyford> late for it now
22:41 <muppet> you never ripped on my dick
22:43 <bunnyford> like a red balloon
23:00 <bunnyford> dick fippen
23:03 <anotherirc3r> riiiight.
23:24 <muppet> you stick up for Osskkaarr but he never sticks up for you
23:28 <bunnyford> it's like
23:31 <Osskkaarr> ..
23:31 <muppet> thats cos hes a hornsquabbler
23:34 <bunnyford> oh somebody has this one chance
23:36 <Osskkaarr> I do all the time.
23:39 <bunnyford> to say something
23:43 <bunnyford> and they dont
23:46 <bunnyford> bother
23:51 <muppet> shut up dave this is my story not yours, cunt
23:52 <bunnyford> and it's ur problem
23:54 <anotherirc3r> muppet, he does actually. and by the way.. i don't actually need someone to stick up for me
24:00 <bunnyford> and then if you mention it
24:05 <bunnyford> you're in the wrong.
24:15 <Osskkaarr> And that is why people like you son.. are crying...cause i got balls to take you all on at once.. like old times.
24:26 <bunnyford> me?
24:40 <muppet> Shut the fuck up dave or ill take your fronts
24:46 <bunnyford> oh
24:48 <Osskkaarr> son == muppet .. we got a 'son' thing from waaay back.
24:56 <bunnyford> coz im an not arguing with Osskkaarr.
24:58 <anotherirc3r> well, he does act like a child
25:04 <bunnyford> good guy
25:05 <anotherirc3r> so i can see where you get that from Osskkaarr
25:10 <Osskkaarr> yes
25:14 <bunnyford> sey
25:19 <bunnyford> sak dat dik
25:27 <bunnyford> Osskkaarr sak dat dik!
25:33 <anotherirc3r> dammit cat!
25:37 <anotherirc3r> alright, i'll let you out
25:38 <anotherirc3r> geez
25:39 <bunnyford> coz no girl wntz moi
25:42 <bunnyford> aha
25:55 <anotherirc3r> fine. stupid thing
25:59 <anotherirc3r> just run away instead
26:01 <anotherirc3r> NO OUTSIDE 4 U
26:03 <bunnyford> anotherirc3r
26:09 <anotherirc3r> ya?
26:14 <bunnyford> would you like to see the fucken best western
26:15 <bunnyford> ever
26:19 <bunnyford> like
26:21 <bunnyford> dl it
26:28 <bunnyford> fkn hilarious
26:30 <anotherirc3r> alright
26:49 <bunnyford> SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and anoth e and more e e letters sweet
26:57 <Osskkaarr> Loooolllllllllllllll @ muppet
27:19 <Osskkaarr> all you gotta do man... notice me your real address.
27:22 <bunnyford> the title isnt confusing
27:23 <Osskkaarr> :>
27:27 <anotherirc3r> i wanna meet it too Osskkaarr
27:29 <anotherirc3r> pleaaaaaase?
27:30 <muppet> i told youse to shut the fuck up or ill take your fronts
27:31 <bunnyford> because it's called SLOW WEST
27:37 <bunnyford> and in no time the movie ends
27:38 <bunnyford> lol
27:39 <bunnyford> fast
27:54 <anotherirc3r> and let me kick it in the balls kthx
27:55 <muppet> im not giving you my address cocksucker, youll put it on 4chan or something then ill have bitches constantly waiting out front for me
28:00 <Osskkaarr> We can only meet him.. if he gives me his real address.. then we'll see whos got balls .. we wont Luke :)
28:09 <bunnyford> nmnon pm
28:13 <bunnyford> when ur ready
28:18 <anotherirc3r> Osskkaarr, you have to let me kick it in the balls though
28:19 <anotherirc3r> k?
28:29 <muppet> its like shagnasty and muttley
28:29 <Osskkaarr> alright.. I can do that
28:33 <muppet> whos muttley
28:36 <muppet> i could gess
28:41 <muppet> dave is obviously shagnasty
28:55 <muppet> change your nick to shagnasty
28:56 <muppet> do it son
29:10 <Osskkaarr> I'll have the video rolling... Luke gets beltted down by a female in Kal
29:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> Osskkaarr send me a pic of the inside of your fridge
29:25 <anotherirc3r> bahaha let me!
29:43 <b-queen> prob a regular occurance in kal
29:48 <Osskkaarr> haha
29:50 <b-queen> that place is brutal
30:24 <muppet> it is pretty rough
30:26 <bunnyford> one teo three sir four bags full of shit.
30:43 <bunnyford> balls
30:44 <bunnyford> nony
30:54 <bunnyford> dont say that bcoz if u do it right we like it
30:58 <bunnyford> a FUCKING LOT
30:59 <bunnyford> :P
31:14 <anotherirc3r> haha what?!
31:15 <bunnyford> balls I mean
31:19 <anotherirc3r> i will do it hard m8
31:22 <anotherirc3r> he won't like it
31:26 <bunnyford> nathan
31:30 <bunnyford> smacked my nut
31:42 <bunnyford> with an empty cruiser bottle
31:48 <Osskkaarr> Where'd you go son ?
31:57 <bunnyford> nice, doug other day use a thong
32:00 <bunnyford> out of no where
32:01 <anotherirc3r> lol
32:04 <bunnyford> MENTALSON
32:13 <bunnyford> oh i love kink
32:29 <bunnyford> i am watching slow west again
32:35 <bunnyford> hope u like the trailer.
32:36 * Osskkaarr kicks muppet in the arse
32:58 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
33:48 <muppet> you think you are pretty funny
34:04 <muppet> youll have all that extra space to laugh when i knock your fucken grill off and spin ya jaw, cunt
34:05 <bunnyford> should watch this french film
34:10 <bunnyford> i am expecting tits
34:16 <Osskkaarr> Address Luke ?
34:22 <Osskkaarr> that's all you gotta do.
34:38 <Osskkaarr> and crying in #Melbourne isn't going to do shit.
34:39 <anotherirc3r> gimme!
34:39 Join: |Ady| ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
34:47 <bunnyford> you truly are serious Osskkaarr
34:58 <bunnyford> I admire it.
35:11 <anotherirc3r> hey Ady :)
35:15 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o |Ady|
35:41 <Osskkaarr> [03/08/2015 00:32:03] (muppet): dave is NOT your friend
35:42 <Osskkaarr> [03/08/2015 00:32:20] (muppet): trust me, it may seem like it. he is not
35:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> |Ady| how was the pancake parlour?
35:46 <Osskkaarr> Shit
35:53 <Osskkaarr> How did I see that Luke ?
36:01 <muppet> you think i give a fuck
36:29 <Osskkaarr> You do.. look at ya tryting so hard.
36:37 <b-queen> i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You i CaNT FeeL MY DiCK WHeN iM WiF You
36:49 <|Ady|> If you know I was there, you could ask the person who told you how it was
37:03 <b-queen> pancakes are gross
37:28 <|Ady|> then don't eat them
37:33 <Osskkaarr> Luke, You couldn't outsmart me back in the when I was kodak... 15 years later.. you still can't.
37:35 <muppet> waiting for the next paste
37:40 <muppet> this is going to be lultastic
37:43 <b-queen> THeN DoNT eaT THeM
37:54 <b-queen> why the attitude ady
37:58 <Osskkaarr> back in the day*
38:01 <b-queen> are you on the blob
38:05 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
38:06 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o Blitzkrieg
38:07 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> |Ady| i wanted your opinion on the pancakes
38:10 <b-queen> eat some bad pancakes?
38:21 Part: |Ady| ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks
38:26 <b-queen> PaNCaKeS
38:26 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EaT sOmE BaD PaNcAkEs?
38:30 <b-queen> AHAHAHA
38:34 <muppet> AHAHA
38:38 <b-queen> shut up dick head brett
38:44 <b-queen> bwahaha
39:18 <anotherirc3r> leave Ady guys
39:31 <b-queen> he already left m8
39:43 <b-queen> didn't like the pancake interrogation
39:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> yeah he's gone m8
39:53 <b-queen> not sure why
39:57 <Osskkaarr> Luke, As anotherirc3r said.. I don't actually think that warrants a response.
40:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> coz he knew next i was gunna ask him about the rooting and anotherirc3r told him not to say anything
40:12 <muppet> anotherirc3r: if we went to dinner id make the waiter put the salt near your side of the table just aso i can ask you to pass it to me
40:33 <b-queen> PaSS Da SaLT PLS
40:40 <anotherirc3r> lame.
40:49 <b-queen> BeFoRe i aSSaLT You
40:51 <muppet> b-queen: exactly
40:54 <b-queen> lolllllllolololol
40:55 <anotherirc3r> in the words of katatonic_kate "NEXT"
41:04 <b-queen> get it get it
41:06 <muppet> b-queen: i read that in a voice like i had a stroke it was perfect
41:10 <b-queen> AHAHAH
41:50 <b-queen> can you pls pass the butter
41:57 <muppet> hahaha
42:02 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> u are gunna say a massive fail now
42:09 <muppet> can you pls pass the butter, i need some for my face
42:12 <b-queen> BuTT-a-CouRSe
42:12 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
42:13 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Excess flood
42:18 <muppet> AHAHAHA
42:31 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
42:31 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o nate
42:35 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate
42:38 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> u like me dont u?
42:46 <b-queen> nathaniel now is the time to be honest
42:55 <b-queen> tell brett wot you told me
43:06 <b-queen> that you only like his butthole, not him
43:16 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> oh well if thats true
43:17 <nate> bretty is the best in da world?
43:20 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> at least anotherirc3r likes me sometimes
43:43 <b-queen> <nate> i oNLY LiKe BReTTS BuTTHoLe
43:49 <muppet> why do you keep talking about my b0rls anotherirc3r
43:50 <anotherirc3r> lol
43:52 <b-queen> the thruth is right there ^^
44:02 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate, b-queen is trying to divide us
44:03 <anotherirc3r> stfu plz kthx
44:31 <b-queen> no i jus think nathaniel can do better
44:37 <Blitzkrieg> Nates love is too strong
44:42 <Blitzkrieg> They cannot be divided
44:57 <muppet> i aLWAYS tHOUGHT tYPING lIKE tHIS mADE eVERYTHING lOOK lIKE a rANDSOM nOTE
45:02 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate and i have a long history of love makin
45:13 <b-queen> ahahahah it jus makes me laugh cos it looks so stupid
45:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> some ranga from morley aint gunna break us up
45:21 <b-queen> it makes you read it in a retarded way
45:24 <Blitzkrieg> Brett is now well stretched thanks to nate
45:31 <b-queen> Projection.
45:33 <muppet> like youve had a stroke?
45:53 <muppet> pETER cRISS on the dRUMS
45:57 <b-queen> trying to hide your ranganess by projecting it on me
46:13 <Blitzkrieg> Who's a ranga here?
46:25 <b-queen> is projecting a wors
46:27 <b-queen> word
46:31 <b-queen> brett is ranga
46:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> the ranga is in chatzone, carrot top aka biteybabe
46:42 <Blitzkrieg> Yes
46:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> projecting
47:24 <Blitzkrieg> Amelia, what do you think an overhead projector does?
47:42 <Blitzkrieg> It's projecting light!
47:43 <b-queen> Projects
47:45 <muppet> whats an overhead projector
47:54 <b-queen> i havent seen one since high school
47:59 <b-queen> do they still function
48:11 <Blitzkrieg> Had one at my old work
48:13 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> they still project
48:14 <muppet> man i got busted at work for building a bunch of computers without dvd drives. when the management asked why i said "whats dvd"
48:15 <Blitzkrieg> For board meetings
48:36 <Blitzkrieg> Wtf
48:39 <Blitzkrieg> Muppet
48:43 <b-queen> no one uses that shit for board meetings
48:46 <b-queen> they use laptops
48:47 <Blitzkrieg> You live up to your nick
48:50 <b-queen> and large screens
48:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> powerpoint der
48:57 <Blitzkrieg> Amelia, my old work did
49:01 <muppet> lol who uses overhead projectors for board meetings
49:03 <b-queen> flamin heck
49:10 <b-queen> did they use fax machines too
49:15 <Blitzkrieg> They were too jew to get out of the 90s
49:19 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahahahaha yes
49:25 <b-queen> fuckin glow in the dark jews
49:26 <muppet> yeah man i sent last meetings minutes to everyone via carrier pidgeon
49:43 <Blitzkrieg> But only cause the lovely govt department
49:45 <muppet> and you think im a muppet
49:45 <Blitzkrieg> Vicroads
49:57 <Blitzkrieg> FAXES licence check results
49:58 <b-queen> ah
50:03 <b-queen> say no more
50:07 <b-queen> now it all makes sense
50:10 <b-queen> -common
50:14 <Blitzkrieg> Security mate
50:14 <b-queen> lololololllllllll
50:15 <muppet> i built them without dvd drives because i was pushing people to consolidate everything onto networked storage
50:16 <b-queen> LoL
50:22 <muppet> you fucken idiot
50:23 <b-queen> LoL@me
50:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> u not funny b-queen
50:46 <Blitzkrieg> Muppet, you tried to force your boss into NAS
50:46 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> unlike me
50:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> who is very funny
50:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> loololollllllllllllllllllllllll
50:54 <b-queen> lololololollllllllllllllllll
51:01 <Blitzkrieg> How's that dole line mate?
51:04 <b-queen> i make bretty smile
51:11 <b-queen> even his ranga hair lights up
51:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> bullshit
51:23 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate makes me smile
51:24 <muppet> i didnt. it worked. and said boss left begining of the year
51:25 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool
51:28 <bunnyford> When is a horse not a horse
51:37 <bunnyford> Blitzkrieg go back to bed.
51:41 <bunnyford> SLEEP
51:46 <Blitzkrieg> Make me babez
51:47 <bunnyford> but you wont listen
51:51 <bunnyford> love u 2
51:52 <bunnyford> :P
51:56 <bunnyford> ahaha
51:57 <Blitzkrieg> I'm wide awake
51:57 <bunnyford> ok
52:00 <bunnyford> ye
52:09 <Blitzkrieg> Slammed an energy drink before dropping my boy off
52:19 <b-queen> i can't feel maaaaa diiiiick
52:20 <Blitzkrieg> Ill doze off in an hour prolly
52:52 <b-queen> nein
52:55 <b-queen> german
53:20 <Blitzkrieg> Only word you know?
53:21 <Blitzkrieg> :P
53:28 <b-queen> NEIN
53:43 <b-queen> i love how literal germans are
53:46 <Blitzkrieg> I only know a couple of things
53:54 <Blitzkrieg> But they aren't nice
54:46 <b-queen> my friends bf is german and if i say something like oh I'm so hungry i could eat a horse
55:06 <b-queen> hes like BuT WHY WouLD You eaT a HoRSe????????????
55:28 <b-queen> no I'm not gonna eat a horse I'm jus really hungry
55:39 <anotherirc3r> lol cute
55:41 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha yer
55:51 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> umm good story
55:55 <Blitzkrieg> That's fair nornal for language barriers
56:17 <b-queen> you have no commonsense BuT WHY Do i WaNT iT iF iTS So CoMMoN????
57:20 <Blitzkrieg> Pro tip: Phone chargers don't plug in upside down.
58:11 <b-queen> you sound like a genius
00:22 <Blitzkrieg> I so am.
01:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu>  L O S T 
05:13 <anotherirc3r> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAkHqYlqops&index=28&list=RD6Ejga4kJUts
05:16 <anotherirc3r> love this song
05:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Matchbox Twenty - Push (Oct 26, 2009) Time: 4:04 - Category: Music - 7,882,076 views - 33,894 likes (98.5%), 506 dislikes (1.5%)
08:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> anotherirc3r when are the sometimes u like me?
08:50 <anotherirc3r> when you're not being an arsehole
09:02 <Osskkaarr> haha.
09:02 <anotherirc3r> i know it doesn't happen often, but i treasure the moments when you aren't
09:03 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> so all the time u like me then
09:16 <anotherirc3r> no
09:24 <anotherirc3r> i think i just answered that
09:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> rofl treasure them, am i your son or something?
09:41 <b-queen> arrr me hearty
10:10 <anotherirc3r> lol meelz
10:15 <anotherirc3r> Brett, you act like a child
10:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> bullshit
10:26 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i am mature
10:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
11:02 <anotherirc3r> well, damn. you just proved me wrong
11:05 * anotherirc3r rolls her eyes
11:46 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> when are we going to the pancake palour?
11:52 <anotherirc3r> never
12:15 <anotherirc3r> unless i can throw a plate at your head
12:20 <anotherirc3r> let me know, okay?
12:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> we will go for a short stack and milk shake
12:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> one glass, two straws
12:43 <anotherirc3r> not interested
12:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> loolollllllllll
12:51 <anotherirc3r> go date pliv or something
13:00 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> pliv is yours not mine
13:11 <anotherirc3r> no it's not
13:13 <anotherirc3r> and i don't want it
13:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> u can go for a drive and talk with him
13:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> on his harley
13:33 <b-queen> http://imgur.com/PMqZYzS
13:48 <anotherirc3r> yeah.. then i can make him crash into a tree and jump off just before
13:50 <b-queen> MY DoG iS BeTTeR THaN You
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Who's feet
14:00 <anotherirc3r> she so is meelz
14:04 <anotherirc3r> she's bewdiful
14:22 <Blitzkrieg> You have lil feet Amelia
14:24 <Blitzkrieg> :P
14:34 * Blitzkrieg pats lil Amelia 
14:41 <b-queen> hdhdjdjeusjcjdnijejiwnf
15:06 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool
15:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> meels you have beautiful browny orange eyes
15:51 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> and ur chain is nice too
16:02 <b-queen> *blushes*
16:09 <b-queen> staaaaahp
16:10 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> eAsY tO tElL u R a WoG
16:23 <b-queen> maybe if it was gold chain
16:39 <Blitzkrieg> He said wog, not jew
16:41 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
16:50 <anotherirc3r> nothing wrong with wogs Brett
17:10 <b-queen> HAHA
17:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> are u a wog anotherirc3r ?
18:00 <anotherirc3r> and if i am/
18:01 <b-queen> last name sounds italiano
18:02 <anotherirc3r> ?
18:05 <b-queen> ?
18:11 <anotherirc3r> ??
18:15 <b-queen> ???
18:20 <anotherirc3r> ????
18:22 <b-queen> ?????
18:28 <anotherirc3r> ??????
18:33 <b-queen> ???????
18:37 <anotherirc3r> ???????
18:42 <anotherirc3r> okay over it lol
18:42 <b-queen> ?????????
18:46 <b-queen> i win
18:50 <anotherirc3r> haha yup
18:51 <^pHANTOM^> <?>
18:52 <anotherirc3r> i'll concede
18:57 <b-queen> damn it phantom
19:00 <^pHANTOM^> heh
19:06 <b-queen> the one time he types and its a question mark
19:08 <b-queen> haha
19:12 <^pHANTOM^> haha
19:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> ^pHANTOM^ u are the most normal one in here
19:20 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
19:26 <^pHANTOM^> i am?
19:27 <^pHANTOM^> lol
19:33 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> that is what someone told me
19:40 <anotherirc3r> sif ^pHANTOM^ is normal
19:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> although the person that told me is a compulsive liar
19:47 <b-queen> 2nd most
19:51 <b-queen> i am #1 normal
19:55 <^pHANTOM^> hehe
19:57 <anotherirc3r> of course meelz
20:03 <Blitzkrieg> All he does is laugh and write question marks
20:13 <Blitzkrieg> How's that normal
20:14 <^pHANTOM^> who told you that Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu? ChanOP?
20:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> was that not his first question mark?
20:27 <anotherirc3r> lol
20:43 <b-queen> aLTHouGH THe PeRSoN WiTH MX iN THeiR NaMe iS a RaNGa
21:04 <Blitzkrieg> Amxelia?
21:05 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i am the first aboriginal with orange hair
21:07 <Blitzkrieg> Wtf?
21:27 <anotherirc3r> creepy
21:30 <anotherirc3r> clown m8
21:41 <thestig> rangoriginal
21:46 <b-queen> HAAH
21:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> stig where is matty?
21:57 <^pHANTOM^> lol stig!
22:07 <thestig> matty who
22:07 <b-queen> maffew
22:15 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> matthew
22:17 <thestig> b-quuen your puppy so cuteeee
22:23 <b-queen> i knows!
22:24 <Blitzkrieg> Is matty a ranga?
22:30 <b-queen> best in the world
22:32 <anotherirc3r> can i have your puppy?
22:37 <b-queen> i would train her to poop on brett
22:41 <b-queen> NO
22:46 <anotherirc3r> awww
22:54 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> take some pics of her poop and upload them
23:03 <b-queen> i will
23:03 <Blitzkrieg> Wtf
23:09 <^pHANTOM^> ewww
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23:18 <thestig> lol
23:21 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o bios
23:22 <b-queen> and brett reckons hes the most sane here see hes a crazy ranga
23:29 <thestig> ahahahah
23:31 <^pHANTOM^> hahahaa
23:37 <b-queen> that pic comes up crazy on my phone
23:38 <anotherirc3r> ya he is insane
24:07 <^pHANTOM^> nice art work Osskkaarr
24:17 <b-queen> yah ta Picasso
24:43 <anotherirc3r> what is that supposed to be?
24:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i got ginger pubes
24:47 <anotherirc3r> like.. is it laughing?
24:58 <b-queen> ginge minge
25:01 <^pHANTOM^> laughing smiley
25:13 <anotherirc3r> GINGA NINJA
25:19 <anotherirc3r> haha remember that cup-a-soup ad?
25:34 <b-queen> only ad i remember is
25:37 <b-queen> g o
25:39 <b-queen> g g o
25:41 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> anotherirc3r want to go for a mcchicken meal and apple pie tomorrow?
25:43 <anotherirc3r> noooooo
25:46 <anotherirc3r> not that one meelz
25:48 <b-queen> GoGoMoBiLe
26:05 <anotherirc3r> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu, no
26:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> why not?
26:19 <anotherirc3r> had enough maccas m8
26:19 <b-queen> depends who's shout
26:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> her shout
26:53 <anotherirc3r> i'm not made of money m8
27:09 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> ill give u a house if u need some $
27:09 <^pHANTOM^> ill shout. a cheese burger with no meat no cheese ;)
27:26 <anotherirc3r> ^pHANTOM^, you suck
27:32 <anotherirc3r> sif no meat or cheese
27:36 <^pHANTOM^> heheh
27:41 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> no meat no cheese no bun
27:43 <^pHANTOM^> im joking jen
27:43 <b-queen> phantom jus wants some buns
27:45 <^pHANTOM^> seesh
27:47 <anotherirc3r> i know lol
28:03 <^pHANTOM^> well some buns would be nice amelia.
28:41 <Blitzkrieg> You're in Amelia
28:45 <Blitzkrieg> Go for gold woman
29:00 <^pHANTOM^> hahaha
29:13 <b-queen> ahahah
29:25 <b-queen> i goin to see a movie tomorrow night
29:30 <b-queen> AND DINNER
29:35 <b-queen> apparently
29:38 <^pHANTOM^> lol
29:38 <Blitzkrieg> With phantom?
29:40 <anotherirc3r> whatcha seeing?
29:54 <^pHANTOM^> just apparently amelia?
29:54 <b-queen> i dunnos
29:58 <b-queen> i not sure wot even out
30:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> with bunnyford?
30:30 <anotherirc3r> Insidious Chapter 3 is
30:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> u putting out?
30:34 <anotherirc3r> and highly recommended
31:05 <b-queen> wots insidious
31:13 <anotherirc3r> horror movie
31:38 <thestig> a story of richmond fc
31:46 <^pHANTOM^> lol!
32:04 <anotherirc3r> oi!
32:05 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
32:08 <b-queen> ohhhh
32:08 <anotherirc3r> you jerk
32:15 <thestig> :DDD
32:17 * anotherirc3r kicks thestig
32:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> loloololll
32:25 <anotherirc3r> we were awesome against hawthorn
32:30 <anotherirc3r> was so proudddd
32:35 <thestig> who won
32:39 <^pHANTOM^> at least richmond knocked off the hawks.
32:47 <anotherirc3r> we did!!!!
32:51 <^pHANTOM^> yup
32:52 <thestig> oh i forgot lol
32:56 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i knocked off alex rance
32:58 <thestig> good for west coast
33:08 <anotherirc3r> we played fantastically
33:10 <thestig> how did west coast draw
33:46 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit:
34:30 <thestig> oh richmond dropped to 6th
34:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> richmond will finish 9th
34:45 <anotherirc3r> WHAT?!
35:01 <thestig> western bulldogs went up a place
35:02 <Osskkaarr> They were 4th for like .. half a day.
35:05 <anotherirc3r> omg
35:06 <anotherirc3r> lame
35:09 <anotherirc3r> i know we were'
35:12 <anotherirc3r> then Sydney won
35:14 <Osskkaarr> Freo still at the top :)
35:17 <anotherirc3r> so we went down to 5th
35:29 <anotherirc3r> screw you Western Bulldogs
35:29 <thestig> http://www.afl.com.au/ladder
35:43 <^pHANTOM^> lol
35:44 <thestig> but they tied on 44 points
35:52 <anotherirc3r> lame!
36:18 <anotherirc3r> poor Essendon
36:38 <thestig> that is why matty isnt here
36:47 <thestig> his team is being demolished
37:01 <anotherirc3r> who's matty?
37:24 <thestig> some gay guy who always hated the aussie cricket team
37:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> thats right
37:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> he was a big essendon supporter
37:50 <Osskkaarr> I use to go for Essendon.. many moons ago.. then Sheedy left :(
37:52 <anotherirc3r> did he go on here?
38:02 <anotherirc3r> my brother does Osskkaarr
38:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> he refused to accept that david hille and brad scott were lovers
38:19 <thestig> lolll
39:00 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i remember he would paste heaps of hird quotes as evidence they werent drug cheats llol
39:07 <thestig> ahahaha
39:15 <thestig> another reason he left i think
39:21 <anotherirc3r> what was his nickname?
39:26 <thestig> matthew
39:33 <anotherirc3r> hmm.. ni
52:16 <muppet> Osskkaarr fucks dogs
52:28 <b-queen> ahaahah
52:32 <b-queen> out of nowhere
52:52 <muppet> pretty much
53:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
53:34 <anotherirc3r> i think muppet is running out of material
53:35 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> what sort of dogs?
53:37 <anotherirc3r> that was quick
53:39 <muppet> hes a dogfucker
53:41 <muppet> everyone on 3
53:41 <anotherirc3r> you're not very bright, are you?
53:41 <muppet> 1
53:42 <muppet> 2
53:43 <muppet> 3
53:47 <muppet> dogfucker!
53:50 <b-queen> DoG FuCKeR
54:01 <b-queen> ahahaha no i dont actually mean that
54:22 <^pHANTOM^> ..
55:41 <muppet> didnt you know its better to be punched AROUND the ring, dave
55:48 <Osskkaarr> Thompson, You're still flappin your chops ?
55:56 <muppet> ill spin your jaw cunt
56:01 <b-queen> AHAHHA flappin dem chops
56:02 Quit: Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu ([email protected]) Quit: lolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
56:03 <Osskkaarr> Address CUNT!
56:07 <b-queen> flapflapflap
57:16 <anotherirc3r> Osskkaarr.. i would be scared if i were you - i think it likes you
57:18 * anotherirc3r shudders
57:23 <Osskkaarr> Give me ya mobile son.. i'll ring ya
57:34 <b-queen> phone s3x
57:42 <muppet> no you wont cunt
57:49 <thestig> all you will hear is heavy breathing
57:56 <Osskkaarr> sLaM j00 oN DaH PhOne CuNT
58:37 <^pHANTOM^> 0418 .....
58:45 <b-queen> 762
58:46 * anotherirc3r rings ^pHANTOM^
58:53 <^pHANTOM^> hehe
58:57 <Osskkaarr> He likes me alright... fuckin stalker!
59:00 <anotherirc3r> "hi. can i get a carbonara please?"
59:01 <muppet> hahaha
59:05 <muppet> ill give you my number
59:15 <^pHANTOM^> "hi how can i help you?"
59:42 <muppet> serious dave
59:48 <thestig> are you calling about my late pizzas?
59:53 <Osskkaarr> I'm waiting cockfuck.
59:57 <b-queen> muppet has his seriouspanties on
00:03 <b-queen> give him your digits
00:13 <anotherirc3r> mmm pizza
00:17 <b-queen> ahahahahahahahahhahaahhaha these insults make me giggle
00:22 <anotherirc3r> don't make me hungry dammit
00:26 <muppet> 0487676309
00:27 <b-queen> flappin your chops
00:32 <b-queen> dog fucker
00:36 <b-queen> cockfuck
00:57 <muppet> my phones not ringing
01:05 <^pHANTOM^> mmm kfc
01:09 <anotherirc3r> brrrrr i'm cold and bored
01:12 <Osskkaarr> Did you just find that on Google ?
01:13 <anotherirc3r> might go to bed
01:20 <^pHANTOM^> "finger lickin good"
01:26 <muppet> lol
01:28 <muppet> thats my number
01:48 <anotherirc3r> ^pHANTOM^, deliver kfc kthx
01:58 <^pHANTOM^> hehe
02:05 <nate> hot guy muffet!
02:08 <^pHANTOM^> at 2:02am ?
02:11 <^pHANTOM^> sheesh
02:11 <anotherirc3r> ya
02:17 <anotherirc3r> room service m8
02:17 <thestig> telstraaaaaaa
02:19 <nate> sat on his tuffet
02:23 <nate> eating his kfc
02:30 <thestig> hey nate
02:34 <muppet> fucken ring me then rudy poo
02:43 <b-queen> along came a SPYDaH
02:47 <^pHANTOM^> room service?
02:52 <^pHANTOM^> is this a hotel?
02:52 <anotherirc3r> ya m8
02:53 <^pHANTOM^> hahah
03:02 <anotherirc3r> sure. why not?
03:06 <anotherirc3r> let's pretend it is
03:12 <muppet> see anotherirc3r he doesn't even have the balls to call me
03:16 <muppet> piss weak
03:23 <thestig> langtrees
03:34 <^pHANTOM^> just wait for the sms bombs.
03:35 <^pHANTOM^> lol
03:44 <thestig> good idea
03:45 <muppet> mate i once walked past this ss commodore and saw like 4 guys in the back all sucking eachothers dicks and fucking eachother. packfucking each other and that was less fucked up than you
03:49 <^pHANTOM^> from weird numbers.
03:58 <anotherirc3r> i'd kick you in the balls muppet
04:02 <anotherirc3r> don't worry about that
04:07 <muppet> no you wouldnt
04:11 <thestig> how would you get past the gut
04:23 <muppet> ^
04:31 <anotherirc3r> i would
04:54 <^pHANTOM^> hrmm
04:55 <Osskkaarr> ring ring
04:58 <Osskkaarr> ring ring
05:01 <Osskkaarr> ring ring
05:05 <^pHANTOM^> could so go some popcorn chicken right now
05:07 <b-queen> GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe GuiLe
05:14 <thestig> mah eyes
05:19 <anotherirc3r> same :/
05:24 <anotherirc3r> wtf does that mean anyway?
05:30 <thestig> oh guile guile
05:32 <b-queen> take that n rewind it back
05:36 <thestig> i had to highlight it lol
05:41 <b-queen> ahahah
06:13 <anotherirc3r> why YELLOW?!
06:17 Quit: b-queen ([email protected]) Quit: .
06:20 <^pHANTOM^> eww colours
06:25 <anotherirc3r> crazy woman
06:26 <anotherirc3r> hehe
06:34 <^pHANTOM^> lol
07:56 <muppet> hahah hes threatening to breka my neck if i dot leave you alone
08:10 <anotherirc3r> don't leave who alone?
08:54 <Osskkaarr> upload it
09:07 <muppet> im about it
09:13 <Osskkaarr> I bet :)
10:16 <anotherirc3r> awww Dave. leave some for me
10:21 <anotherirc3r> i want to hurt it too
10:41 <Osskkaarr> I sound tired and I got a sore throat.. sucking too much cock.
11:06 <anotherirc3r> i doubt that
11:13 <Osskkaarr> What's the hold up Thompson ?
11:22 <Osskkaarr> Still on dialup ?
11:36 <Osskkaarr> Takes 2 secs to upload a 3min phone call.
13:18 <anotherirc3r> brrrr cold
13:24 <anotherirc3r> i am thinking it's bed tiime
13:26 <anotherirc3r> -i
13:26 <muppet> gimme 5 mins
13:29 <anotherirc3r> damn frozen fingers
13:46 <Osskkaarr> 5 minutes ?
14:07 <^pHANTOM^> put the heater on?
14:13 <anotherirc3r> nah. it's late
14:17 <anotherirc3r> i should go to bed anyway
14:36 <^pHANTOM^> true is getting late.
14:53 <anotherirc3r> i blame you for me wanting carbonara ^pHANTOM^
14:55 <anotherirc3r> it's all your fault
15:21 <^pHANTOM^> lol sorry
15:28 <^pHANTOM^> you hungry?
15:31 <anotherirc3r> yes!
15:57 <muppet> ok its uploading
16:09 <Osskkaarr> You said that 2 hours ago.
16:16 <^pHANTOM^> woolies is still open some where around your area..
16:24 <^pHANTOM^> :)
16:24 <anotherirc3r> no car ^pHANTOM^ lol
16:28 <^pHANTOM^> oh.
16:36 <^pHANTOM^> thats a drag..
16:37 <muppet> https://soundcloud.com/luke0r/0d20150803000504p0499520120
16:37 <anotherirc3r> otherwise.. i would lurrrrrrrve some mac and cheese
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> mmm mac and cheese havent had that in years
17:43 <Osskkaarr> Have a laugh :)
21:12 <muppet> ahahaha
21:23 <anotherirc3r> confirmed
21:27 <anotherirc3r> muppet = retard
21:37 <anotherirc3r> thanks for the confirmation Dave
21:41 <Osskkaarr> :)
21:46 <muppet> he didnt do anything
22:10 <anotherirc3r> anyway, that was fun
22:14 <anotherirc3r> ninights
22:20 <Osskkaarr> Night
22:26 <anotherirc3r> night Dave :)
22:40 <^pHANTOM^> later anotherirc3r
22:54 <anotherirc3r> ninight ^pHANTOM^
22:57 <anotherirc3r> you owe me carbonara m8
23:02 <^pHANTOM^> i do?
23:04 <^pHANTOM^> hehe
23:09 <anotherirc3r> ya!
23:21 <^pHANTOM^> ;)
25:23 <nate> muppet with cheeze
25:54 <anotherirc3r> sif
26:00 <anotherirc3r> muppet wif no ballz
26:39 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
27:51 <Osskkaarr> Wilson St ?
27:56 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit:
27:58 <Osskkaarr> Belgravia Pl ?
28:04 <Osskkaarr> Whitlock St ?
28:11 <Osskkaarr> Burkett Drv ?
28:25 <Osskkaarr> Which one son ?
28:51 <muppet> fuck hes not bad.
28:55 <muppet> im in that area
29:09 <Osskkaarr> I'm comin for ya.
29:28 <muppet> i understand you started smack bang in the middle of the town and are working your way out but theres one cell tower behind mount charlotte and triangulation doesnt work overly well
29:29 <muppet> keep trying
30:21 <Osskkaarr> One of them is you
30:46 <muppet> this is pointless. im moving to perth within the next week or 2.
30:56 <Osskkaarr> Talk all the shit you want to put me off.. it wont work.
31:12 <Osskkaarr> I'm comin for ya wrath :)
31:33 <muppet> lel, theres no work here fucktard
31:46 <muppet> i became unemployued as of friday, its time to go find work
31:53 <muppet> why would i joke about something like that
32:29 <muppet> why dont we just smash on at a coates hire somewhere in perth, when im done i can back a trailer up in your jail purse
33:38 <Osskkaarr> Why don't you stop being a pussy and give your address :)
34:02 <Osskkaarr> I wont put it on a website.. honest to god mate.
34:11 <Osskkaarr> Those days are long gone.
34:52 <Osskkaarr> I told you.. i'm comin to Perth soon.. and you're in that direction... you wanna smash on.. I'll come to you and we'll do this.. just like you wanted.
35:22 <muppet> do it in perth bud, just let me know when you are coming so i dont interrupt a booty call to fight you
35:38 <Osskkaarr> what are you scared of Luke? the famous kodak putting you on your arse?
36:22 <muppet> yawn
36:35 <Osskkaarr> You do yawn alot dont you... cock sucker.
38:10 <Osskkaarr> Gutless fuck. Say shit and back out cause I step up and take you on.
38:10 <muppet> at least im not throwing my fists up my arse
38:34 <Osskkaarr> you didn't think I would did ya.
38:57 <muppet> if you get my actual address, ill confirm it
39:07 <Osskkaarr> Bullshit fool.
39:11 <muppet> hint, im closer to roberts
41:26 <Osskkaarr> Can only be Wilson
41:37 <Osskkaarr> You up for this wrath?
41:59 <Osskkaarr> Don't back out bro.
42:08 <Osskkaarr> Few weeks.. i'm there.
43:14 <Osskkaarr> I'll be in my blue VT
43:30 <Osskkaarr> You can't miss it... 3 antennas on the cunt.
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50:41 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o nate
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53:05 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o muppet
34:57 <thestig> SHITWOOD
37:43 <Osskkaarr>                                                             
37:44 <Osskkaarr>                                                             
39:35 <thestig> loll
39:44 <thestig> morning
42:29 <Osskkaarr> mornin
42:39 <Osskkaarr> Cold, wet and snowy outside
50:33 <thestig> oooo snow
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11:28 <LoopyDOG> hey Osskkaarr\
11:32 <LoopyDOG> Osskkaarr:
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52:07 <LoopyDOG> Osskkaarr u watch it
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04:04 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o Blitzkrieg
22:28 <LoopyDOG> FUCK YOU
36:06 <LoopyDOG> RODENTS
36:08 <LoopyDOG> RATS
36:10 <LoopyDOG> DOGS
36:13 <LoopyDOG> ROADKILL
36:50 <LoopyDOG> WEASELS
36:56 <LoopyDOG> INSECTS
37:10 <LoopyDOG> MAMMELS
37:34 <LoopyDOG> I AM THE DOG
37:49 <LoopyDOG> THE BIGGEST DOG IN THE GAME
43:11 Kick: LoopyDOG was kicked by Blitzkrieg (loooooool)
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50:05 <LoopyDOG> `op
50:08 <LoopyDOG> `op
50:09 <LoopyDOG> `op
50:12 <LoopyDOG> .op
50:35 <LoopyDOG> ./cctp chat bios
50:47 <LoopyDOG> oi
50:54 <LoopyDOG> Osskkaarr:
50:58 <LoopyDOG> U DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
51:08 <LoopyDOG> dogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
51:09 <LoopyDOG> dogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
51:10 <LoopyDOG> dogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
51:11 <LoopyDOG> dogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
51:12 Kick: LoopyDOG was kicked by bios (flood)
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52:27 Nick: Robert is now known as Tom
55:36 Nick: Tom is now known as LoopyDOG
56:27 Quit: LoopyDOG ([email protected]) Excess flood
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59:51 <LoopyDOG> morning
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37:49 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool
42:43 <Blitzkrieg> Irc from work psybr?
48:36 <psYbR> yep
48:49 <Blitzkrieg> Cushy govt job
48:50 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
48:56 <psYbR> yep :)
49:11 <psYbR> only just figured how to get irc through the proxy
49:22 <psYbR> same with dropbox and my EVE online monitor
49:33 <Blitzkrieg> Tunnels work well
49:34 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
49:40 <psYbR> didn't even need it
53:06 <Blitzkrieg> Nice
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07:08 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
08:08 <anotherirc3r> hai lovelies
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30:19 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o thestig
30:39 <anotherirc3r> heya thestig
47:47 * anotherirc3r pokes Osskkaarr
47:52 <anotherirc3r> snob m8
48:14 <Osskkaarr> No m8 :P
48:30 <anotherirc3r> haha
48:35 <anotherirc3r> wb to the land of the living!
48:55 <Osskkaarr> Woke up and started coughing all over again
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49:21 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o bunnyford
49:24 <anotherirc3r> that sucks
49:28 <anotherirc3r> maybe you are getting a cold
50:54 <Osskkaarr> I got cough medicine.. so i'll have that in a minute
51:12 <anotherirc3r> good stuff
51:17 <anotherirc3r> i should go across the road
51:28 <anotherirc3r> but it's all the way over there ------>
51:38 * Osskkaarr looks
51:45 <Osskkaarr> just over there
51:52 <Osskkaarr> not far
52:01 <anotherirc3r> is when you're feeling unwell
52:39 <clown> run down?
52:52 <anotherirc3r> who are you clown?
53:28 * clown is clown
54:08 <anotherirc3r> obviously
54:13 <^pHANTOM^> lol
54:13 <anotherirc3r> that's very vague
54:16 <clown> touche
55:32 <anotherirc3r> i got a take a little time, a little time to think things overrrrr
55:42 <anotherirc3r> better read between the lines in case i need it when i'm olderrrr
56:19 <^pHANTOM^> what song is that?
56:38 <Osskkaarr> Everyone knows it.
56:39 <anotherirc3r> foreigner - i want to know what love is
57:06 <Blitzkrieg> Good song too.
57:39 <Osskkaarr> Hi Darren mate :)
57:45 <anotherirc3r> in my lifeeeee there's been heartache and painnn
57:47 <Blitzkrieg> Hi
57:50 <Blitzkrieg> Sup
57:51 <anotherirc3r> i don't know if i can face it againnnn
58:05 <anotherirc3r> can't stop now.. i've travelled so farrrr
58:11 <anotherirc3r> to change this lonelyyy life
58:16 <anotherirc3r> k, i'm over posting lyrics
58:58 <Osskkaarr> Record you signing and upload it.
59:13 <anotherirc3r> let's not do that
59:21 <anotherirc3r> don't want to give people a headache m8
59:45 <Osskkaarr> That's not going to happen... you sound good when you sing.
00:36 <anotherirc3r> nope
01:08 <^pHANTOM^> hehe
04:19 <Osskkaarr> I'll just eat my steak and mushroom pie and have your last singing on repeat
04:35 <anotherirc3r> how can you have an appetite listening to that?
04:54 <clown> is this channel the new cats?
05:23 <anotherirc3r> if you believe what idiots in #melbourne say clown
06:19 <clown> i remember cats
07:15 <bunnyford> my fav cod gun is the P-ENIS
07:23 <bunnyford> lol bunnyford, classic.
07:43 <bunnyford> Im Bunny Ford! Put your hands in the air. Mister.
09:11 <Osskkaarr> All TheRiddler does is whinge about me.. just like muppet
09:24 <clown> why
09:47 <bunnyford> he does not even come up with RIDDLES
09:50 <bunnyford> FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM
09:57 <bunnyford> to hell hell hell!
10:12 <bunnyford> *sucks off two of his fingers*
10:22 <Blitzkrieg> U drunk josh?
10:25 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
10:32 <Osskkaarr> He's the guy who videos himself jerkin off with an egg and putting buttplugs in his bum.
10:44 <Osskkaarr> Can't get anymore weirdo than that.
10:50 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
10:53 <anotherirc3r> i said that to him
11:34 <anotherirc3r> anyway
11:36 <anotherirc3r> bbs lovelies
12:54 <clown> oi
12:58 <BlackDevil> TheRiddler is jealous of your channel david
13:44 <Osskkaarr> hehe my channel ? yeah.. "saw he had ops and that was it"
17:32 <BlackDevil> dead giveaway
17:39 <BlackDevil> maybe your host gave a clue as well
20:12 * Osskkaarr is waiting for TheRiddler to paste my notices
29:27 <anotherirc3r> haha yeah he thinks it's your channel
29:45 <anotherirc3r> what do you expect from someone who jerks off with an egg though?
29:50 <anotherirc3r> bahaha
31:08 <anotherirc3r> hmm coffee time
40:18 <anotherirc3r> wow.. excitement
40:28 <anotherirc3r> what's news JonJon?
40:50 <steven_> looool
43:27 <steven_> nice channel Osskkaarr!
43:28 <steven_> :P
49:22 <steven_> [12:46] <GOD> Hey StEvEn Im BannED FrOm AuStNeT
49:22 <steven_> [12:46] <GOD> Z-LiNeD
49:22 <steven_> [12:46] <GOD> FoR FlOOdINg AppArEnTlY
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51:42 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o nate
51:56 <clown> where is that
52:20 <clown> who the fuck does alternating caps too
52:31 <anotherirc3r> nateyyyyy
53:53 <nate> hI BEAuTiES
04:01 <anotherirc3r> how's you gorjuz?
04:25 Mode: (by steven_) +s
05:03 <BlackDevil> people are know about david's channel steven_
05:27 * anotherirc3r pokes BlackDevil
05:57 <BlackDevil> thanks, i climaxed
06:01 <Osskkaarr> lol
07:12 <Osskkaarr> my channel but it;s not registered to anyone
08:28 <Osskkaarr> 5 hours
08:35 <anotherirc3r> dude.. gross
08:43 <Osskkaarr> 8pm
09:43 <BlackDevil> whats gross?
09:44 <anotherirc3r> Osskkaarr, change your away message! sif be asleep at 3:09PM
09:58 <BlackDevil> he is sleep IRCing
10:52 <Osskkaarr> hasn't been on for the last 30 minutes
11:20 <anotherirc3r> fine. be right then
11:20 <anotherirc3r> lol
11:27 <Osskkaarr> tehe:P
22:58 <steven_> what is davids channel?
24:42 <BlackDevil> i never got my windows 10
24:55 <steven_> i got it
24:57 <steven_> havnt used it
25:04 <anotherirc3r> this one according to TheRiddler, steven
25:14 <steven_> ohhhhh
25:24 <steven_> no one owns this channel
25:39 <Blitzkrieg> BlackDevil: Get the media creation tool.
25:51 <Blitzkrieg> It'll download it for you
25:52 <steven_> it's a 'team effort'
26:03 <BlackDevil> why dont i just get a trojen and key logger than give david my IP?
26:15 <Osskkaarr> eer
26:18 <Blitzkrieg> What
26:24 <steven_> why dont i send you a .exe to run?
26:26 <Blitzkrieg> Are you drunk?
26:30 <BlackDevil> i am
26:35 <Osskkaarr> Hes had bongs
26:37 <Blitzkrieg> You get it from the Microsoft website
26:40 <steven_> i want some!
26:41 <Blitzkrieg> Oh right
26:42 <BlackDevil> im chris
26:48 <Osskkaarr> i chris
26:48 <BlackDevil> and here is my bong
26:54 <Osskkaarr> i fried
26:59 <Blitzkrieg> lols
27:03 <BlackDevil> and i have a shitty raspby voice
27:09 <Blitzkrieg> i found 1 cone
27:19 <steven_> looooooooool
27:19 <Blitzkrieg> fried
27:26 <steven_> i found a bud the other day
27:29 <anotherirc3r> don't pick on Chris
27:29 <steven_> was killer!
27:34 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool
28:52 <Blitzkrieg> Steven, I finally got out near the xbox mod shop
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> But my xbox was at home
32:11 <bunnyford> arvo baebz
32:16 <bunnyford> BUTT
32:18 <bunnyford> sekz
32:19 <bunnyford> ;)
32:23 <Blitzkrieg> Nao
32:28 Nick: bunnyford is now known as smashmouse
32:29 <Blitzkrieg> Kgo
32:53 * smashmouse rips his clothes off and swiss cheeses the walls with his dick
33:00 <smashmouse> Y WONT U LET ME INSIDE U BAEBZ?
33:02 <smashmouse> :P
33:16 <Blitzkrieg> Playing hard to get ;D
36:29 <Osskkaarr> Snowfalls down to 400 metres over Gippsland, but generally 800 metres elsewhere
40:24 <smashmouse> :(
40:35 <smashmouse> i miss snow
40:44 <smashmouse> here winter is horrible
40:57 <smashmouse> and today it is like summer ffs
40:58 <Blitzkrieg> It is here this year too
41:01 <Blitzkrieg> Feckin cold
41:21 <smashmouse> ino it sucks hey
41:25 <smashmouse> melb n adel winters
41:27 <smashmouse> SNOW FFS
41:33 <smashmouse> so we may piss in it
41:41 <smashmouse> our names in cursive hahahahaha
42:30 <Blitzkrieg> Yesss
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45:28 <smashmouse> hahahahahaha
45:43 <smashmouse> I am so grotesque atm on fb to my friend Thomas
45:54 <smashmouse> about replacing my nuts with large marbles so they CLOANK CLANK
46:00 <smashmouse> and confuse people when I am out
46:04 <smashmouse> then add a zipper
46:32 <smashmouse> so Christmas can come early and she can unzip my nut sac and suck on some nice round chupa chupa type lollies
46:33 <smashmouse> :P
46:34 <smashmouse> ahahahaha
46:48 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t34.0-12/11798419_10204924723693952_609262339_n.jpg?oh=7fef98521ce5d1f67d25d4a8d31c3cde&oe=55C0EB63&__gda__=1438775474_2d8e80f00feaf5683eaa6abf0e2669da
46:50 <smashmouse> lelz
50:15 * Osskkaarr isn't well :(
52:43 <Osskkaarr> Shitwood, Did you have a meltdown lastnight ?
54:08 * anotherirc3r offers Osskkaarr a hug
54:45 <Osskkaarr> Thanks:)
55:06 <Osskkaarr> I keep getting these sudden chills for about 20 seconds
55:51 * anotherirc3r offers Osskkaarr some lollies
55:57 <anotherirc3r> lollies fix all m8
56:09 <Osskkaarr> hehe
56:10 <Osskkaarr> yum
56:27 <anotherirc3r> oooh.. i'll share some with you Friday if you like
56:34 <anotherirc3r> i won't eat them all by then
57:01 <Osskkaarr> alright deal
57:18 <anotherirc3r> do you like gummy/sour lollies?
57:48 <smashmouse> THERE WAS A PLUMBER FROM LEE
57:56 <smashmouse> WHOM WAS PLUMBING HIS GIRL BY THE SEA
58:02 <Osskkaarr> Lollies lollies to me.. just like milk
58:05 <smashmouse> SHE SAID STOP, SOMEBODY IS COMING
58:08 <smashmouse> AND THE PLUMBER
58:11 <smashmouse> WELL HE SAID
58:14 <Osskkaarr> so yes.. i'll like them
58:16 <smashmouse> "It's me."
58:18 <smashmouse> hahahahahahahahaha
58:29 <anotherirc3r> gummy/sour lollies are not just 'lollies'
58:34 <anotherirc3r> these lollies are awesome
58:35 <smashmouse> nony <3
58:38 <smashmouse> bbs
58:40 <BlackDevil> windows 10 updates says i have to restart
58:41 <BlackDevil> wtf
58:42 <anotherirc3r> joshy!
58:45 <smashmouse> :P
58:50 <smashmouse> my mdd mate!
58:50 <Osskkaarr> hehe,, i'll find out and tell you:)
58:52 <smashmouse> lolz
59:00 <smashmouse> hugz
59:00 <Osskkaarr> Friday is the day.
59:01 <smashmouse> bbs
59:09 <anotherirc3r> you know how you used to scoop lollies into a paper bag at a proper lolly shop?
59:24 <Osskkaarr> yeah.. use to do that in Target
59:29 <Osskkaarr> ina cup
59:31 <anotherirc3r> *hugs joshy*
59:33 <Osskkaarr> thingy
59:33 <anotherirc3r> ya!
59:38 <anotherirc3r> quality m8
03:53 <steven_> loool
04:21 <Osskkaarr> Looooolllllll @ steven
04:26 <Osskkaarr> Go to work.
04:39 <Osskkaarr> oh.. it's already over
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05:25 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o muppet
05:27 <steven_> over at 12
05:33 <steven_> :}{
05:38 <Osskkaarr> and here he is
05:47 <Osskkaarr> Let the games begin.
06:14 <Osskkaarr> Which unit are you in Luke ? 173.
06:44 <anotherirc3r> hurry up heater
06:46 <anotherirc3r> tis cold
07:51 <steven_> how old is chookmagnet?
07:55 <steven_> over 40 ?
08:14 <anotherirc3r> ni
18:51 <steven_> http://www.twitch.tv/mynameissteven1
18:52 <steven_> cone time
18:54 <steven_> hahah
25:49 <Blitzkrieg> Chookmagnet is old
25:52 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
27:53 <steven_> yeh
27:55 <steven_> sounds old
28:11 <steven_> jigsaw and bojism
28:13 <steven_> or whatever
28:28 <steven_> use #sydney as the retirement home
28:32 <steven_> glenn lwaxana
28:32 <Blitzkrieg> Jim is a fraud
30:21 <BlackDevil> He's dead Jim
30:41 <Blitzkrieg> wut
37:27 * Osskkaarr kicks muppet
37:38 <Osskkaarr> Up ya get big boy
38:42 <BlackDevil> Batboy, 9, dies after being struck by warmup swing during baseball game in Kansas
40:02 <steven_> 48 people in #nerdhacks NH
42:11 Join: BlackGuy ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
42:11 <steven_> Summary 0002850: Z-Lines is not checked when a CGI:IRC client is connecting (CVS) but is on rehash/kills
42:56 <BlackGuy> wasup yo'll
43:45 <steven_> hey BlackDog
44:00 <steven_> 50 people on nerdhacks
44:21 <steven_> davo mate
44:31 <BlackGuy> Yo
44:37 <steven_> get me more hits
44:43 Nick: BlackGuy is now known as BlackDog
44:43 <steven_> on my website nugga
44:50 <BlackDog> pay me
45:04 <steven_> ill pay you with cum
45:08 <steven_> teaspoon at a time
45:22 <BlackDog> $300
45:48 <steven_> since if you have kids they will be retarded, so you can just use mine 3 teaspoons = $300
45:56 <steven_> take me about an hour to whip up for ya
46:25 <BlackDog> I am not a retard
46:55 <steven_> oh ok
46:58 <steven_> do it for free then?
47:27 <BlackDog> Yeah give me access to cpanel and/or FTP and/or wordpress
47:33 <steven_> i cant pay you for something i can do better and cheaper
47:34 <BlackDog> and I'll do it
47:42 <BlackDog> well why ask me for
47:44 <BlackDog> then
47:49 <steven_> to see how much of a tight cunt you are
47:52 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
48:14 <steven_> im number #1 on google.com
48:33 <BlackDog> thats nice'
48:39 <steven_> it is nice
48:50 <BlackDog> what are you #1 for
49:49 <steven_> nerdhacks
49:51 <steven_> nerdhacks.net
50:25 <steven_> its legit from the traffic
50:28 <steven_> During this 241-day reporting period, a total of 6775 different nicks were represented on #nerdhacks.
50:55 Join: Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
50:55 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
51:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> roflllllllllllllllllllllllll
51:25 <steven_> u gay
51:30 <steven_> my fridge is pumping
51:53 <steven_> looks like a pro-athletes fridge
52:20 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> pic or gtfo
52:58 <anotherirc3r> wtf
53:00 <anotherirc3r> heater
53:04 <anotherirc3r> i H8 U
53:11 <BlackDog> i'm god
54:57 <anotherirc3r> sif turn off
54:59 <anotherirc3r> stupid thing
55:22 <BlackDog> BlackNProud
55:22 <BlackDog> can we have a BLACK ONLY game please
55:22 <BlackDog> nerdhacks|45334
55:22 <BlackDog> Thats racisme
55:22 <BlackDog> Racism
55:50 <nate> no one cares about blacks comeon!
56:10 <nate> racism about racism
56:12 <nate> lol
56:28 <anotherirc3r> mark, what did you do to faux?
56:43 <nate> jizzed on her pillow i bet
57:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> faux likes it doggy style
57:39 <nate> BlackDog style?
57:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> leb dog style loolollllllllllllllllllllllll
58:04 <nate> would that be sanddog style?
58:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> that's the one
58:31 Mode: (by nate) +vv BlackDog clown
58:42 <BlackDog> Thank you nate
58:49 <BlackDog> can I please have an +o
59:06 <nate> u may have a kissey!
59:53 <nate> havta ask Osskkaarr, mabye pretend to be his friend ;l
00:06 <nate> hard work ;D
00:06 <anotherirc3r> Osskkaarr's being a snob
00:10 * anotherirc3r kicks Osskkaarr
02:25 * Blitzkrieg lixxxxx nate
02:48 <Blitzkrieg> Sup bigboi
03:12 <nate> not much keg may watch a cartoon
03:24 <nate> got da mission impossible for later
03:30 <nate> so i can pop my corn
03:51 <nate> rogue vibrator
03:52 <Blitzkrieg> Nice
04:01 <Blitzkrieg> Hottt
04:14 <nate> slides into clown very easily
04:37 <nate> buzZzZz
04:46 <Blitzkrieg> Is clown mbison?
04:56 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11836767_991227744254995_7025342208482937480_n.jpg?oh=5a096a9875e1360d0120d72135b4c630&oe=563C0119&__gda__=1447890803_45f0764d70a9e14233dc63f019d208ab
05:01 <smashmouse> wedding vows rofl Blitzkrieg!
05:03 <smashmouse> bwahahahaha
05:27 <Blitzkrieg> Josh: marry me!
05:51 <nate> mbison is a cutie 4 eva
06:04 <nate> he is ronda mbison
06:13 <nate> knock me out every time i see him
06:38 <anotherirc3r> how romantic joshy
06:42 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool
07:11 <smashmouse> lolz
07:27 <smashmouse> am already ur funzo ass huns ;)
07:33 <smashmouse> lols
07:35 <smashmouse> Lo
07:39 <smashmouse> :P even
07:43 <Blitzkrieg> ;)
08:16 * Blitzkrieg gets moist 
12:30 <mark> faux doesnt like that butt sex we had on her table anotherirc3r
14:10 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate have you been to the gym today?
14:41 <anotherirc3r> ah, right
14:45 <anotherirc3r> i thought she'd love it
14:51 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> anotherirc3r have you been to the gym today?
14:59 <BlackDog> where fuck my lollies
15:07 <anotherirc3r> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu, nope
15:15 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> what have you eaten today?
19:23 <StrykerX> :>
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20:00 <anotherirc3r> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu, soup and handful of chips
20:01 <anotherirc3r> nomnom
20:21 <BlackDog> im hungry
20:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> what will you have for dinner?
20:25 <StrykerX> The bass in the tweeters make the speakers go to warrrr
20:41 <anotherirc3r> i think some veggies, mashed potato and fish
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22:14 <anotherirc3r> heya meelzy
22:35 <b-queen> wassup
22:43 <StrykerX> Hullo amelia
22:46 <anotherirc3r> not much, you?
23:20 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> anotherirc3r and what 'secret' food have you had today?
23:32 <steven_> looooooooool
23:38 <anotherirc3r> secret food?
23:40 <steven_> i got some secret food today
23:44 <steven_> filled up the freezer
24:04 <b-queen> nuffin jus toom puppy for run
24:06 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> yeah u know like the apple pie
24:10 <b-queen> hurro stryke
24:10 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> that u tried to keep secret
24:15 <steven_> the warm apple pie
24:17 <StrykerX> How's it goin kiddo?
24:36 <anotherirc3r> sif keep apple pie secret
24:39 <b-queen> are you callin me kiddo cos of my small feet
24:59 <StrykerX> Maaaaaybe :>
25:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> u were going to keep the appple pie secret until i asked what dessert you had
25:31 <b-queen> haha
26:12 <anotherirc3r> dude.. why would i?
26:39 <StrykerX> How tall are you amelia?
26:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> coz you are a secret eater
26:57 <b-queen> tall enough to fly kick you in the head
27:01 <anotherirc3r> sure m8
27:02 <b-queen> 5"5
27:10 <StrykerX> Nawwwww
27:14 <StrykerX> You're little too!!
27:18 <StrykerX> No wonder you have small feet
27:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> she is not tall but has a big head lolllllllllll
27:35 <b-queen> both ego and size
27:58 <b-queen> my feet are normal size
28:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> your feet are the length from your elbow to your wrist
28:19 <b-queen> talk shit
28:31 <b-queen> ranga
28:33 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> try it
28:35 * StrykerX pats lil amelia
28:36 <StrykerX> Nawwww
28:46 <b-queen> no you still tryin to get a score on me
28:50 <b-queen> still 4:0
28:51 <anotherirc3r> meelz, you're taller than me
28:52 <anotherirc3r> how dare you
28:56 <b-queen> haha
29:02 <b-queen> you must be fuckin short
29:15 <StrykerX> She is.
29:18 <StrykerX> lolll
29:22 <anotherirc3r> i am not
29:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> 5'5 aint that short, quite tall for a gook
29:38 <b-queen> ahahah
29:46 <b-queen> its average for female
29:51 <b-queen> i do believe
29:55 <StrykerX> It is
30:12 <StrykerX> Did you bash any clients today? :P
30:20 <b-queen> sif
30:31 <StrykerX> Sif nothing
30:34 <b-queen> nice gal
30:38 <StrykerX> LOL
30:48 <StrykerX> m8
30:54 <b-queen> i forgot friday when we had drinks
30:59 <StrykerX> terrorists rnt nice
31:05 <b-queen> i ended up leaving 8pm ish
31:10 <b-queen> but i was stuck with the boys
31:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> did u take it on the photocopier?
31:49 <b-queen> who were tellin me stories of when APPARENTLY womeb clients hit on them
31:57 <StrykerX> 100 colour copies.
32:05 <b-queen> so they were sitting there telling me that women go thru cycles
32:18 <StrykerX> They were just inflating their egos
32:19 <StrykerX> lolol
32:21 <b-queen> "its true, even you, you go thru a cycle"
32:38 <b-queen> thanks m8 for tellin me how women work ya fuckin tools haha
32:54 <StrykerX> You should appreciate it. :P
32:59 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> they are smarter than you you should listen to them
33:16 <b-queen> "you jus gotta get yas on the peak of the cycle... thats when you're most horniest"
33:29 <StrykerX> looooool
33:43 <StrykerX> If I said that to the girls at work
33:45 <anotherirc3r> bash 'em meelz
33:45 <StrykerX> I'd get stabbed
33:48 <b-queen> ahaahahahhaha
33:50 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o b-queen
33:53 <StrykerX> Feckin turks
34:00 <b-queen> i jus laughin
34:08 <b-queen> they jus drunk and full of shit haha
34:18 <StrykerX> Or are they? :P
34:24 <StrykerX> Wait..
34:27 <b-queen> its at that point i wanted to start smoking
34:33 <StrykerX> How do they know your horny cycle?
34:34 <b-queen> and go outside with the girls instead
34:38 <StrykerX> Is this a confession?
34:58 <b-queen> haha they wish jellyfish
35:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i dont know why you listen to them, anything you need to learn you can learn in #nerdhacks
35:04 <StrykerX> looooool
35:06 <b-queen> ahahahahahahahahahha
35:11 <b-queen> dats wot i told them
35:22 <StrykerX> Told em to come on here to learn?
35:31 <b-queen> i said m8s stfu i learn enough from nh
35:38 <StrykerX> lollll
35:53 <b-queen> i learnt wot "paint dipper" means tho apparently?
36:00 <b-queen> big nipplea or something?
36:05 <b-queen> nipples
36:20 <StrykerX> So they know you have big nipples
36:23 <StrykerX> But nothing happened
36:24 <StrykerX> k
36:36 <b-queen> no
36:38 <b-queen> not me
36:48 <StrykerX> lolol
36:52 <b-queen> jus in general i kno wot paint dipper means
37:01 <b-queen> frickin i would never discuss my nips fanks
37:13 <StrykerX> Hahahahaha
37:55 <StrykerX> "wona demo bigboi"
38:05 <b-queen> yux
38:06 <StrykerX> Drop em out
38:09 <b-queen> no way hoe zay
38:15 <b-queen> I'm all sweaty
38:19 <b-queen> showah powah time
38:23 <StrykerX> Ew
38:25 <StrykerX> lol
38:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> maybe they were talkin about all the cycles and shit coz they thought u were a bloke
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41:24 <smashmouse> woooo
41:28 <smashmouse> HAPPEH FACE
41:31 <smashmouse> now put a dick in it
41:32 <smashmouse> ;)
41:46 <clown> wtf
41:47 <smashmouse> that chappy mofo face needs a dickpop!
41:51 <Osskkaarr> diCk eM DoWnz
41:55 <smashmouse> what is this clown
41:58 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> that is how anotherirc3r's face looked when darren dropped his pants
41:58 <smashmouse> I DICK EM DOWN
42:00 <smashmouse> hahahahaha ^5
42:13 <StrykerX> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu: Don't be a fuckwit
42:17 <smashmouse> HOPE FOR THE WEST.
42:24 <smashmouse> fuck for your flag.
42:56 <smashmouse> y am i on skype
43:04 <StrykerX> Talking dirty to da boiz
43:06 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> dominos have gps driver tracking
43:09 <smashmouse> maybe stig would like new vaness pics lolz
43:12 <smashmouse> HAHAHAHA
43:14 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> good gimic might try it lololololololl
43:18 <StrykerX> U got em?
43:18 <smashmouse> its fb n it dings the skype
43:21 <smashmouse> i h8 skype
43:25 <smashmouse> cept steven lollllzzzzzzzzzzzzz
43:28 <StrykerX> Is she hot?
44:03 <smashmouse> whos hot
44:04 <smashmouse> u
44:05 <smashmouse> ?
44:08 <StrykerX> Fuck it's cold
44:08 * smashmouse benz
44:11 <StrykerX> Vaness?
44:15 <smashmouse> she is cute
44:26 <smashmouse> she is different now
44:29 <smashmouse> than b4 on irc
44:37 <StrykerX> Still seeing junkie losers?
44:37 <smashmouse> she convinced ME to come back on irc ffs
44:39 <smashmouse> lolz
44:43 <smashmouse> naw
44:51 <anotherirc3r> show picture kthx
44:52 <smashmouse> what was that, last yr
44:53 <smashmouse> lols
44:57 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> she still doing methadone?
44:59 <StrykerX> Share brother
45:00 <smashmouse> no
45:05 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> little drug pig she is
45:12 <smashmouse> would never share pics of anyone
45:16 <smashmouse> uno
45:20 <StrykerX> Good boi
45:27 <smashmouse> :P
45:37 <smashmouse> only threaten to to be left alone.
45:38 <smashmouse> :P
45:45 <anotherirc3r> sif not joshy
46:16 <smashmouse> wot
46:25 <smashmouse> may aswell share everyones pics then
46:45 <smashmouse> took amelie down to the chemist haha
46:51 <smashmouse> she was good n stayed in my hood
46:57 <anotherirc3r> people have of me
47:02 <StrykerX> loll
47:07 <smashmouse> sif let her in an expensive jacket but inside the chemist they didnt know LOLS
47:07 <StrykerX> Prolly petrified.
47:15 <smashmouse> she comes out when we get outside
47:19 <anotherirc3r> granted, it was only pliv the tard
47:20 <smashmouse> yer so many pills shes like NO
47:30 <smashmouse> DONT PUT ME ON MEDICATION JAWWSH
47:31 <smashmouse> NOOOO
47:32 Quit: clown ([email protected]) Quit:
47:35 Nick: smashmouse is now known as jaaawsh
47:38 <BlackDog> fit pack plz with water
48:06 <anotherirc3r> sif lollies are not in transit
48:06 <jaaawsh> woa these batteries still lighting up this big LOVE thing i bought
48:09 <jaaawsh> so sick
48:28 <BlackDog> do you have it on your love seat?
48:36 <jaaawsh> "There're no natives on the moon." "No, I mean the moon people."
48:37 <BlackDog> its like in a heart shape
48:40 <BlackDog> and glows LOVE
48:55 <jaaawsh> behind the head rests on the couch on top of cushions
49:03 <jaaawsh> it's almost a metre long
49:04 <jaaawsh> black
49:11 <jaaawsh> with read paint spelling love
49:17 <anotherirc3r> sif feel sick :(
49:20 <jaaawsh> and lights inside the letters
49:22 <anotherirc3r> H8 4 feeling
49:25 <StrykerX> lolll
49:29 <jaaawsh> is sick eh
49:30 <jaaawsh> bro
49:31 <StrykerX> You smooth man
49:34 <jaaawsh> ima hang it in my room
49:35 <BlackDog> yeh bro
49:41 <jaaawsh> when i can get the handy man to do that
49:41 <BlackDog> thats sick as bruh
49:53 <jaaawsh> ey
50:01 <jaaawsh> think of the women u fuck
50:08 <jaaawsh> n how she will look up
50:10 <jaaawsh> and see love
50:16 <BlackDog> nah fuck that
50:18 <jaaawsh> before you bang he head into the wall
50:18 <jaaawsh> :)
50:22 <jaaawsh> ahahahahahahahahahaha
50:22 <BlackDog> fuck love
50:24 <jaaawsh> AHAHa
50:26 <jaaawsh> no shit
50:26 <anotherirc3r> lovely
50:35 <StrykerX> LOL
50:35 <jaaawsh> love
50:39 <jaaawsh> fk is that
50:42 <BlackDog> rather have it reading DEATH
50:44 <StrykerX> I have to agree, fuck love!
50:45 <jaaawsh> cept love for family
50:47 <jaaawsh> friends
50:51 <jaaawsh> doggy a chick
50:51 <BlackDog> with a grim reaper
50:57 <jaaawsh> she should shit on the dick
51:00 <BlackDog> and blood coming off its axe
51:13 <jaaawsh> something to use as finger paint on her arse and back!
51:21 <StrykerX> ....
51:21 <jaaawsh> DEATH IS A MENTOR
51:37 <anotherirc3r> dude..
51:38 <anotherirc3r> gross
51:53 <StrykerX> To pub or not to pub
51:55 <BlackDog> yeah i need find myself a proper woman
51:55 <jaaawsh> "You understand that if you take money from here that this is the only place around you can spend it." hahahahahaha
51:56 <StrykerX> THIS is the question.
51:56 <jaaawsh> fkn
52:00 <jaaawsh> pub it
52:01 Quit: BlackDog ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
52:06 <jaaawsh> i grabbd two extra stout
52:07 <jaaawsh> coopers
52:18 <jaaawsh> got pilsners but fk those
52:21 <jaaawsh> n fuck dry red
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52:39 <jaaawsh> go pub
52:44 <jaaawsh> get a stout
52:44 <LoopyDOG> yeah i needa get myself a nice girl
52:44 <anotherirc3r> wb Dave
52:46 <jaaawsh> and and egg
52:53 <LoopyDOG> instead of sluts
52:53 <jaaawsh> and crack the egg in it
52:57 <jaaawsh> well lager
52:57 <anotherirc3r> he isn't TheRiddler jaaawsh
52:59 <anotherirc3r> geeeez
53:02 <jaaawsh> do it the right way!
53:02 <LoopyDOG> thanks jen!
53:11 <jaaawsh> well im welsh and I do it
53:14 <jaaawsh> so do the irish
53:14 <anotherirc3r> welcome :)
53:16 <jaaawsh> we're the same.
53:18 <StrykerX> You had me till you said egg
53:31 <jaaawsh> oh bro
53:37 <jaaawsh> you crack the egg into the pint
53:40 <jaaawsh> and skull it
53:41 <LoopyDOG> and to think i was married 4 yrs ago
53:43 <jaaawsh> AND SING
53:45 <LoopyDOG> lmao
53:49 <jaaawsh> it's great
53:52 <anotherirc3r> yux
53:55 <jaaawsh> in a brit pub
53:59 <StrykerX> Don't do egg.
54:02 <jaaawsh> it s a god damned egg
54:09 <jaaawsh> if u can fry it and eat it
54:12 <StrykerX> No, it'll hospitalise me.
54:13 <jaaawsh> u can crack it into a beer
54:15 <StrykerX> Allergies.
54:16 <jaaawsh> :P
54:18 <jaaawsh> ahhh
54:22 <jaaawsh> well then
54:28 <jaaawsh> never have an anal allergy from me!
54:29 <jaaawsh> :(
54:38 <StrykerX> Oh I won't ;D
54:44 <jaaawsh> hahahahahaha <3
54:54 <StrykerX> <3
55:18 <jaaawsh> :P
55:33 <jaaawsh> i dont remember eating this burger last night
55:36 <jaaawsh> when i had ribs
55:40 <jaaawsh> and pizza to eat
55:41 <jaaawsh> LOLS
56:39 <StrykerX> Mmm pizza
56:41 <jaaawsh> amelie loves tomatoes
56:52 <StrykerX> Would murder one atm
57:04 <jaaawsh> i dont eat much
57:10 <jaaawsh> that pedo neighbour
57:24 <jaaawsh> passing out on the toilet
57:26 <jaaawsh> was fucked
57:34 <jaaawsh> passing out in the shower was just funny!
57:35 <jaaawsh> lolz
57:43 <jaaawsh> standing up in the shower
58:14 <StrykerX> Yeeeee
58:16 <StrykerX> Another win
58:20 <StrykerX> Ladbrokes, ILY.
59:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> what are you betting on
59:31 <StrykerX> Dogs atm
59:39 <b-queen> so this man across the road has a flamin gallah
59:41 <b-queen> or a cockatoo
59:46 <StrykerX> Started with $30 last week.. $240 current balance
59:49 <b-queen> i dunno, the pink & grey ones
59:52 <anotherirc3r> to have pasta or not..
00:02 <b-queen> and he takes it out the front to jus stomp around on the grass
00:08 <b-queen> like its a dog or sumfin
00:09 <StrykerX> Gonna cash out soon
00:33 <b-queen> lets jus say we narrowly avoided a near disaster when pup and i ran past it
00:57 <StrykerX> Murderer!
01:08 <StrykerX> You must be strong to stop a staffy
01:20 * StrykerX backs away slowly
01:26 <b-queen> takes two arms and her on the lead
01:34 <b-queen> but it can be done
01:37 <StrykerX> So she walks you
01:39 <StrykerX> k
01:42 <b-queen> nuh
01:50 <b-queen> she always puffef out the fay bitch
01:52 <b-queen> cant keep up
01:56 <StrykerX> looooool
02:02 <b-queen> but when she gets distracted by a pink lil bird
02:19 <b-queen> she will pull and charge
02:25 <StrykerX> lol
02:32 <StrykerX> Then it's her dominatin you
02:39 <b-queen> mos def
02:46 <StrykerX> Poor lil amelia :P
02:58 <b-queen> kill you
03:03 <StrykerX> bby
03:06 <StrykerX> bring it on
03:07 <b-queen> so theres only shit movies out at moment
03:23 <StrykerX> Pretty much
03:52 <b-queen> maybe jus dindin then
04:01 <StrykerX> Hot date?
04:04 <StrykerX> With a work boi?
04:17 <StrykerX> They DO know your cycle ;D
04:21 <b-queen> bwahahahahhaa
04:24 <b-queen> sif work
04:32 <b-queen> i still seeing that lil 22 yr old haha
04:40 <StrykerX> Cradle snatcha
04:41 <b-queen> CouGaR
04:45 <b-queen> i kno :(
04:45 <StrykerX> looooooool
04:57 <StrykerX> Aren't you like 40?
05:03 <b-queen> WOW
05:07 <b-queen> WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
05:14 <b-queen> you older than me you tossa
05:15 <StrykerX> Hahahahahhahaha
05:19 <StrykerX> I know you're not 40
05:24 <StrykerX> I just wanted the reaction.
05:24 <b-queen> haha
05:26 <b-queen> jerk
05:29 <StrykerX> MWA
05:36 <b-queen> backhand
06:10 <StrykerX> Bring it on sweetie
06:43 <b-queen> eugh
06:48 <StrykerX> :P
06:50 <b-queen> hate dem names
06:58 <b-queen> DaRL
06:59 <StrykerX> Learning all your buttons
07:02 <StrykerX> Be prepared!
07:02 <b-queen> LuV
07:30 <StrykerX> Darl? Luv?
07:33 <StrykerX> You're sounding 40 now
07:35 <StrykerX> :>
08:11 <b-queen> you'll be lookin black n blue soon
08:19 * StrykerX gets moist
08:29 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> fuck im out of COKE ZERO
09:31 <b-queen> the sweetener in that is very bad
09:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i know thats why i never drink it
09:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i just have these coke zero binges sometimes
10:03 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> down a 2 litre bottle in 2 days
10:07 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
10:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> then dont drink it for a month
10:12 <StrykerX> I recall someone saying once that the sweetener is known to trigger cancer or something.
10:39 <b-queen> yah i get those cravings for watered down coke evert few months
10:48 <anotherirc3r> everything triggers cancer
10:52 <b-queen> 2ltrs in 2 days haha
11:06 <b-queen> coke zero ia bretts secret food
11:12 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> the monthly coke zero binge is part of my cycle
13:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> only takes 2 days and you're hooked
13:23 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> usually only drink boring water
13:44 <StrykerX> I misread that as bong water
13:49 <StrykerX> I think I'm on here too much :/
13:54 <LoopyDOG> u should drink ice bong water
13:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> u were thinking of tisk
14:00 <StrykerX> loooool
14:30 <LoopyDOG> after smoking an ounce or two through ya ice bong
14:34 <LoopyDOG> drink that shit
15:22 <LoopyDOG> i did
15:25 <LoopyDOG> and look at me now
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15:34 <anotherirc3r> don't be silly dave
15:50 <StrykerX> Is that why you're so fucked up usually?
15:51 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> is everyone in here dave?
15:53 <StrykerX> Oh, too slow.
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16:17 <LoopyDOG> ;)
16:36 <StrykerX> Is that why you're so fucked up usually?
17:04 <anotherirc3r> Dave. don't be silly
17:27 <LoopyDOG> :P
17:38 <LoopyDOG> i'm never usually 'fucked up' per se
18:00 <LoopyDOG> i'm fine. its every other cunt thats the problem
18:01 <LoopyDOG> !
18:04 <LoopyDOG> haha
18:08 <StrykerX> lolol
18:12 <EMMA> LoopyDOG
18:18 <LoopyDOG> heya emma
18:31 <EMMA> why are you angry?
18:53 <LoopyDOG> i'm not angry, if you can see me now i got the biggest smile on my face?
18:54 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> emma is always angry
18:59 <EMMA> are you ever happy?
19:18 <EMMA> no im not
19:39 <EMMA> All black everything to match my soul :)
19:43 <LoopyDOG> what makes you think im angry emma?
19:48 <EMMA> just need my black car
19:53 <EMMA> and im set
19:56 <EMMA> i dont know
19:59 <LoopyDOG> BLACK POWER!
20:05 <LoopyDOG> :D
20:10 <EMMA> no no not that far.
20:26 <jaaawsh> LoopyDOG
20:30 <jaaawsh> pls type penis
20:32 <jaaawsh> when u flood
20:33 <EMMA> lol
20:35 <jaaawsh> ;)
20:36 <steven_> lool
20:39 <LoopyDOG> ok
20:41 <jaaawsh> I CHUG DICK DOWN!
20:44 <jaaawsh> hahahahahahahaha
20:50 <StrykerX> We know, josh ;)
20:50 <LoopyDOG> i was just in a moment
20:54 <LoopyDOG> earlier
21:06 <steven_> hopefully next time results in a ZLINE
21:16 <LoopyDOG> hope not
21:25 <StrykerX> That'd be awesome
21:29 <EMMA> lol
21:30 <LoopyDOG> it was all part of the general conversation we were all having
21:46 <jaaawsh> lolz
21:47 <LoopyDOG> eg; look at me now, portray being 'fucked up' by flooding
21:48 <jaaawsh> xD
21:56 <LoopyDOG> hahaha
22:05 <Osskkaarr> !quoteadd [03/08/2015] (amsy): "mum can you get me a drink?" "are your legs painted on?" "yep!"
22:05 <grubs> Quote was added.
22:36 <LoopyDOG> wow theres about 38mins to go at work
22:41 <LoopyDOG> today was quite a productive day
22:42 <EMMA> haha
22:48 <EMMA> mine was over at 2pm
22:57 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lol amsy, i had forgotten about that monster
23:01 <LoopyDOG> i got few things accomplished
23:03 <EMMA> got a free massgae at 11am
23:11 <EMMA> WINNING!
23:15 <StrykerX> Free?
23:22 <StrykerX> How'd you score that?
23:28 <LoopyDOG> top'd up these customers ad campaigns with about 20k
23:30 <EMMA> just ask
23:31 <EMMA> haha
23:36 <LoopyDOG> running fine
23:42 <LoopyDOG> cancelled a customer
23:43 <StrykerX> I need a shoulder one badly
23:52 <LoopyDOG> got z-lined from austnet
23:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> gooks are the best for massages coz you can yell at them and they dont crack the shits
23:56 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> they just get on with it
23:58 <EMMA> i got back shoulders and neck
23:58 <LoopyDOG> got back onto nerdhacks
24:03 <LoopyDOG> im happy
24:09 <steven_> looool
24:11 <LoopyDOG> if only my lollies were there when i got home
24:12 <LoopyDOG> :(
24:17 <EMMA> mine was an australian lady
24:20 <Osskkaarr> [03/08/2015 18:23:54] (Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu): gooks are the best for massages coz you can yell at them and they dont crack the shits [03/08/2015 18:23:57] (Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu they just get on with it
24:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> australians are useless
24:35 <steven_> looooooool
24:35 <EMMA> i work with her, the joys of being a nice person :)
24:45 <Osskkaarr> !quoteadd [03/08/2015] <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> gooks are the best for massages coz you can yell at them and they dont crack the shits <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> they just get on with it
24:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> that's right Osskkaarr
24:45 <grubs> Quote was added.
24:52 <LoopyDOG> i dont like being touched
24:53 <EMMA> she knew what she was doing
25:10 <LoopyDOG> haha
25:20 <StrykerX> This is getting raunchy
25:32 <EMMA> shes like that sides ok but the other is like soo tense
25:34 <jaaawsh> wooooo regular show soon then adventure time
25:39 <StrykerX> [18:25] <-- simba ([email protected]) has left this server (Ping timeout: 121 seconds).
25:42 <LoopyDOG> i had a friend who gave me the best massage once
25:43 <EMMA> no wonder why i been getting headaches!!
25:44 <jaaawsh> y does nobody here like adventure time!
25:45 <LoopyDOG> she was good
25:47 <StrykerX> Best line I'll see on IRC tonight
26:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> and australians get slack, taking lots of time changing positions, gooks dont waste time coz they know if they muck about they'll get sent back to china
26:10 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> so they are eagar to please
26:15 <LoopyDOG> haaahhahaha
26:18 <StrykerX> LOL
26:28 <EMMA> i went to a asian one on saturday
26:30 <StrykerX> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu: So I should go to a gook then
26:32 <jaaawsh> this obama doco sux
26:40 <jaaawsh> i want naughty obama pix
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26:49 <EMMA> she was ok but todays one was much better
26:49 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> definately StrykerX , a gook male
27:04 <EMMA> yes also comes with happy ending!!
27:04 <b-queen> amsy is far from a monster
27:12 <anotherirc3r> joshy, adventure time is awesome
27:13 <LoopyDOG> !quoteadd @Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu and australians get slack, taking lots of time changing positions, gooks dont waste time coz they know if they muck about they'll get sent back to china
27:13 <grubs> Quote was added.
27:20 <anotherirc3r> my ex was obsessed
27:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> amsy slept with chucky
27:24 <jaaawsh> amz!
27:31 <jaaawsh> y is she not in here
27:33 <jaaawsh> woooooooooo
27:38 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> amsy and chucky made a porno together
27:41 <LoopyDOG> u should get acupuncture
27:42 <StrykerX> Righto, bored. Pubtime.
27:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> ask her
27:43 <StrykerX> Bbl.
27:47 <LoopyDOG> someone was telling me about that once before
27:50 <jaaawsh> naw
28:08 <jaaawsh> has serenity eaten any more of hher kids in melb chan?
28:27 <EMMA> lol
28:28 <b-queen> amsy is a pretty lil thang
28:39 <jaaawsh> simba would make for a great dildo
28:42 <jaaawsh> for sezz
29:52 <jaaawsh> cmon on 6 30 adventure tiiimmmeee
30:04 <EMMA> LOL
30:28 <anotherirc3r> have you seen a pic of her meelz?
30:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lil? lol
30:32 <jaaawsh> marceline <3
30:47 <LoopyDOG> cant wait to go home and eat my beef sprogranoff
30:50 <jaaawsh> amz is average looking
31:02 <jaaawsh> piiza sanga
31:12 <jaaawsh> yummmmm
31:26 <jaaawsh> spew it into my moufsz
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32:04 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o muppet
32:09 <LoopyDOG> sup muppet
32:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> eww i dont wanna talk to her
32:16 <Osskkaarr> Here he is
32:20 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> she boring
32:38 <anotherirc3r> you invited her?
32:57 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i got invite remorse
33:17 <anotherirc3r> rofl
33:42 <b-queen> in the two pics i seen
33:48 <b-queen> she looked very pretty
33:57 <anotherirc3r> showwwww
34:07 <b-queen> jus face no bod
34:12 <b-queen> ahahah sif
34:15 <b-queen> ask her
34:19 <EMMA> lol
34:31 <Osskkaarr> amsy ?
34:36 <b-queen> ye
34:38 <Osskkaarr> I've seen amsy
34:48 <Osskkaarr> little chubby thing
34:50 <jaaawsh> i wish i could feed amelie neat
34:50 <EMMA> have toy ever heard of catfish? this is the best place for that to happen!!!
34:58 <b-queen> is she chubby?
34:58 <jaaawsh> she goinh nuts!
35:07 <EMMA> Let me just google a hot chick so you will be mahhhhhhhhhhh freind
35:08 <b-queen> her face looked real good
35:14 <b-queen> HAHA CATFISH
35:17 <b-queen> I love that show
35:24 <EMMA> yesss its great
35:25 <b-queen> those people dumb as fuck tho
35:26 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA is hot
35:35 <b-queen> some girl thought she was talkin to lil bow wow
35:39 <EMMA> makes you think who is on the other side.
35:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lose that 7kg and u be smoking
35:50 <EMMA> yes
35:52 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i can tell by the way people type
35:55 <b-queen> bwhahahaha
36:04 <EMMA> im not in a rush
36:22 <jaaawsh> google hot chick on fire
36:26 <b-queen> have you seen the ep where the camera guy throws the catfishs phone in the water
36:32 <EMMA> yes!
36:41 <b-queen> i fink thats my fave part ever
36:42 <EMMA> it was the one with 2 guys?
36:46 <b-queen> couldn't stop laughing
36:51 <jaaawsh> google what the average 'hot chick' really looks
37:03 <jaaawsh> like kat perry witout make up
37:06 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> there is a tv show where they hunt down cat fishers, 9 out of 10 they know them irl
37:11 <b-queen> he was pretending to be a rapper or something
37:11 <EMMA> no no no the best bit was the girl with the fake eye, she pulls it out and hands it over!!!!
37:19 <b-queen> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
37:22 <b-queen> i havent seen that
37:26 <b-queen> but i must
37:28 <jaaawsh> no no
37:29 <EMMA> its such an old one
37:35 <EMMA> but its great
37:36 <b-queen> i was hungover as fuck in new orleans
37:40 <jaaawsh> the girl pretending to be lil snoop
37:42 <b-queen> and that show came on
37:42 <jaaawsh> or watev
37:48 <EMMA> the new one is with some guy from the nappy roots.
37:49 <b-queen> 8 hrs later I'm still watching it
37:56 <jaaawsh> n the fat black chick
37:57 <EMMA> he got catfished by a fat old chick
37:58 <LoopyDOG> i wana goto america
37:59 <b-queen> ohhhhhhhh serious
38:02 <b-queen> holy fuck
38:09 <b-queen> i must keep up
38:13 <jaaawsh> go to usa 4 wat?
38:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> new orleans?
38:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> y go there? u a nigger?
38:37 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
38:38 <EMMA> i have never seen the movie tho
38:41 <LoopyDOG> i wanna drive from LA to Las vegas
38:43 <EMMA> must see that soon
38:55 <b-queen> new orleans was awesome
38:57 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> that only takes about 4 hours LoopyDOG
39:01 <EMMA> lol you wouldnt make it out of LA
39:06 <jaaawsh> vegas
39:12 <jaaawsh> aint the 40s
39:15 <EMMA> with that bobblehead of yours
39:20 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> new orleans, what did you do there, or who did you do?
39:20 <LoopyDOG> hahaha
39:21 <jaaawsh> 60s
39:29 <jaaawsh> go to canada
39:29 <LoopyDOG> i'll be bopping cunt! all the way there!
39:34 <EMMA> i bet
39:38 <jaaawsh> or south america
39:39 <b-queen> we went canada, new york, new orleans, vegas
39:45 <LoopyDOG> with the biggest smile on my face
39:50 <EMMA> haha
39:56 Kick: muppet was kicked by Osskkaarr (.)
39:57 <b-queen> they have the smoothest accent there
39:57 <jaaawsh> bopping
40:18 <jaaawsh> dreams r great
40:41 <EMMA> LoopyDOG
40:42 <LoopyDOG> sour said i can stay at his holiday home in santa monica if i give him my dates
40:42 <EMMA> http://prntscr.com/808qhc
40:49 <LoopyDOG> so free accommodation!
40:52 Join: muppet ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
40:52 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o muppet
40:54 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> b-queen who did you go on this trip with?
41:01 <b-queen> david and luke have a love hate relationship
41:02 <jaaawsh> stay in his asshome
41:09 <b-queen> gets kicked then invited back ahahahah
41:10 <b-queen> ex
41:20 <LoopyDOG> lol emma
41:24 <Osskkaarr> BuM BanDiT
41:33 <EMMA> that is you
41:39 <EMMA> you fucking bobblehead!
41:39 <b-queen> BuM BaNDiT
41:40 <LoopyDOG> thank you !!
41:43 <muppet> Osskkaarr vandalises other mens arseholes
41:46 <LoopyDOG> :P
41:51 <b-queen> then david will be quiet for ages
41:56 <LoopyDOG> love the bop
41:57 <b-queen> and luke will say out of nowhere
41:59 <LoopyDOG> every1 does
42:03 <b-queen> david you fuck dogs
42:08 <EMMA> nooooooo david
42:15 <EMMA> noone like a bobblehead
42:18 <Osskkaarr> muppet, 173 .. which unit you pussy ?
42:23 <LoopyDOG> :P
42:24 <anotherirc3r> why did you invite that retard?
42:24 <EMMA> can spot them from a mile away
42:30 <b-queen> don't worry loop
42:35 <muppet> miles off
42:35 <b-queen> I'm a bobble head too
42:39 <Osskkaarr> Bullshit
42:43 <EMMA> noooooooo LoopyDOG is bad
43:00 <LoopyDOG> haha
43:01 <Osskkaarr> 3239
43:01 <muppet> i told you if you got it right id confirm it
43:03 <b-queen> i can't fuckin breathe
43:05 <LoopyDOG> only when im HIGH AS FUCK
43:07 <muppet> ill give you one more chance
43:10 <b-queen> these jeans
43:21 <muppet> its all in audo, i recorded it, im a man of my word
43:25 <jaaawsh> one moar!
43:29 <LoopyDOG> at that stage every1 takes one look at me and goes. wtf i want what this cunt is on.
43:29 <jaaawsh> chaaaaannnce
43:34 <jaaawsh> 4 dat ass
43:36 <LoopyDOG> walking product endorsement
43:49 <Osskkaarr> muppet, You don't mind threatehing to kill me now do you?
43:58 <jaaawsh> wooooooooooooo
44:00 <muppet> i never said id kill you
44:00 <jaaawsh> fight
44:02 <LoopyDOG> how'd u think i sell my gear in the past?
44:05 <jaaawsh> FIGHT
44:09 <muppet> i siad id yock you in the head
44:10 <Osskkaarr> muppet, Bullshit! you lying fat fuck!
44:16 <EMMA> dont know how you can drive while bopping away like that
44:17 <jaaawsh> somebode fuck somebody
44:20 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i might ring up coles and see if they will deliver me a 2l coke zero
44:23 <LoopyDOG> hahaha
44:35 <EMMA> just walk yo lazyyyyy boy
44:37 <LoopyDOG> it was bad one morning
44:41 <steven_> [16:37] * spider was kicked by nerdhacks (Are you a Carrot?)
44:41 <LoopyDOG> real bad
44:48 <muppet> you crap on like a high maintenance girlfriend
44:53 <LoopyDOG> i walk these days
45:00 <jaaawsh> walking makes boy penis sad
45:00 <muppet> if you were my girlfriend id break up with you via text
45:02 <jaaawsh> :(
45:05 <muppet> from a burner phone
45:18 <jaaawsh> werd
45:36 <jaaawsh> id break up with u via egyptian hyroz
45:38 <EMMA> i seen you bopping away at a set of traffic lights, knew it was you from your purple car and your bobblehead
45:38 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> why not break up by sending a pic of ur dick in another girls ass
46:02 <anotherirc3r> lol i want to see a video of LoopyDOG bopping!
46:06 <anotherirc3r> next time record it Emma :P
46:10 <jaaawsh> id date u for two weeks and dump u for your brother
46:12 <EMMA> i will
46:21 <LoopyDOG> i remember rocking up to a booze/drug bus along the narrows at 3am on a tuesday morning in that car when the breaks were fucked // music crankin bopping away with this chick next to me whos also a bopper
46:23 <LoopyDOG> hahaha
46:26 <LoopyDOG> i was shitting
46:32 <LoopyDOG> screeeeeched on up
46:34 <EMMA> hahahaaaaaaa
46:35 <Osskkaarr> muppet, Is that true son? your bitch left you not long ago.. cause you were abusive.. just like you were with Jade?
46:35 <LoopyDOG> wotup!
46:41 <LoopyDOG> hey buddy
46:42 <LoopyDOG> ur fine!
46:43 <jaaawsh> id dump you into the toilet and say ur dumped
46:45 <jaaawsh> bish
46:47 <LoopyDOG> go right on thru........
46:49 <LoopyDOG> lol
46:54 <jaaawsh> lel
46:55 <EMMA> thats why i like driving
47:01 <muppet> what in the fuck cunt
47:06 <EMMA> i know im fine ill get through
47:24 <muppet> yeah sure, totally true. why not
47:31 <Osskkaarr> Did you think I didn't know about ya shit Luke ? Dylan has a big mouth :)
47:31 <LoopyDOG> haha they just took one look at me and prob like this cunts on FIREEEEEEE
47:35 <LoopyDOG> let the man through
47:39 <EMMA> not on fire
47:49 <EMMA> more like this cunt is fried
47:53 <EMMA> nothing more to kill
47:59 <EMMA> he is already gone
48:03 <LoopyDOG> haha
48:05 <LoopyDOG> :P
48:24 <muppet> lol
48:28 <muppet> im going to message dylan now
48:35 <LoopyDOG> anyways im going home catcha!!
48:36 <Osskkaarr> You do that :)
48:39 Quit: LoopyDOG ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
48:54 <b-queen> i GoT MuFFiN ToPS
49:15 <EMMA> so do i
49:20 <Osskkaarr> Have a big cry on the phone about it... cause he leaked info no one was meant to know about.
49:30 <b-queen> cut dem off
49:42 <EMMA> Sure
49:46 <b-queen> i used to fit these jeans 3 weeks ago
49:48 <b-queen> wtf happened
50:19 <EMMA> you ate food.
50:22 <EMMA> bad food.
50:34 <b-queen> no its the dryer
50:46 <b-queen> ok fine its the icey cream and chocolate and sausage rolls
50:52 <Osskkaarr> Dylan will say "why the fuck you ringing me for whinging about kodak?"
50:59 <EMMA> hahaa
51:00 <Osskkaarr> HAHAHAHHA
51:03 <b-queen> and pork belly and cake and beef and more beef and more beef
51:04 <EMMA> yes blame the dryer!
51:13 <anotherirc3r> my trackies are loose
51:18 <b-queen> ahahahaha i hang my jeans to dry :(
51:20 <EMMA> put them in the dryer
51:22 <anotherirc3r> i know this is a good thing.. but it's more annoying
51:35 <b-queen> i stoley exs trackies
51:40 <b-queen> cos trackies should be baggy
51:42 <b-queen> not tight
51:46 <EMMA> yes i never put mine in the dryer.
51:49 <b-queen> girls trackies suck
52:01 <anotherirc3r> ya.. but they were tighter before
52:07 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> only noobs put them in the dryer
52:09 <EMMA> i got a good pair but to be honest id rather wear tights
52:19 <b-queen> i hate pants in general
52:22 <anotherirc3r> i love my leggings most
52:26 <b-queen> so uncomfy
52:38 <b-queen> i dont think I've ever owned a pair of leggings
52:41 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> jeans are uncomfy
52:50 <b-queen> jeans are ok of they fit
52:52 <EMMA> only problem is it looks like you have never changed
52:59 <EMMA> all black tights
53:01 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
53:02 <anotherirc3r> agreed
53:08 <b-queen> right now they feel like my circulation is cutting off
53:26 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i just usually wear boxers during the week, and a cute skirt on the weekends
53:28 <EMMA> i went shopping the other day got 4 pairs of jeans for like $45
53:37 <b-queen> where from
53:38 <anotherirc3r> pics Brett
53:39 <EMMA> end of season shopping is great!
54:00 <EMMA> i did go shopping for shirts
54:03 <Osskkaarr> !quoteadd [03/08/2015] <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i just usually wear boxers during the week, and a cute skirt on the weekends
54:03 <grubs> Quote was added.
54:10 <EMMA> but dont like the new seasons crap
54:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> stop adding my quotes
54:36 <EMMA> i think it was target or best and less. It was like 60-70% off
54:37 <anotherirc3r> i don't like the fashion atm
54:44 <anotherirc3r> long sleeved dresses
54:45 <anotherirc3r> ugh
54:51 <EMMA> dressessssssss no!
54:56 <anotherirc3r> just wear a short sleeve one with a cardi
54:59 <EMMA> i dont like dresses ot skirts
55:13 <anotherirc3r> i like wearing dresses with leggings
55:17 <b-queen> aw i like short, long sleeves dresses
55:24 <b-queen> emma are you female
55:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> when u lose your 7kg u will like dresses
55:28 <EMMA> Yes
55:33 <b-queen> how do you not like dresses n skirts
55:33 <anotherirc3r> and a cardi though
55:41 <anotherirc3r> don't like long-sleeved dresses
55:45 <EMMA> no i never worn a dress even when i was 60 kilo's!!
55:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> cardi's are for old women and men
56:00 <EMMA> dont think 7kg's will make a difference
56:07 <anotherirc3r> sif
56:14 <anotherirc3r> my cardi does not make me look old
56:18 <anotherirc3r> ..at least i hope not
56:19 <EMMA> haha
56:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> yes it does
56:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
56:25 <b-queen> don't think I'd survive without dresses n skirts
56:32 <EMMA> legging with an over sized jacket is the best!
56:40 <Osskkaarr> Nooo.. she looks pretty:>
56:58 <b-queen> emma and irc3r stop excluding me
57:04 <b-queen> FuCK Yo LeGGiNGs
57:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> its racist
57:11 <EMMA> we would never do such a thing!
57:15 <b-queen> ahahahaha
57:22 <anotherirc3r> lol
57:22 <anotherirc3r> no!
57:25 <anotherirc3r> leggings r0x
57:27 <EMMA> leggings for the win!
57:44 <Osskkaarr> All females have them and wear them
57:51 <b-queen> i do not have leggings
57:54 <b-queen> and never wear them
58:00 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> he said all females
58:03 <b-queen> ohhh
58:05 <EMMA> you like your asshole hanging out
58:06 <anotherirc3r> loveeeee my leggings
58:09 <b-queen> my bad, continue
58:11 <EMMA> so there is your reason!
58:16 <b-queen> i wear like
58:18 <anotherirc3r> i need to buy more
58:29 <b-queen> patterned tights or stockings whatever they called if its cold
58:38 <EMMA> fishnets!
58:42 <b-queen> not fishnets
58:44 <anotherirc3r> for work?
58:51 <EMMA> Im more of a tomboy when it comes to clothing
58:53 <anotherirc3r> i used to wear tights for work with a skirt
59:02 <EMMA> just jeans shirt and a jacket will do me
59:03 <b-queen> for work i wear dresses
59:23 <anotherirc3r> jeans are awesome though
59:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> ToMbOy
59:28 <EMMA> yes they are
59:34 <EMMA> can never have enough
59:52 <b-queen> i fink a girl looks sexiest in tight jeans and a singlet
00:08 <EMMA> haha
00:21 <anotherirc3r> i have 3 pairs of jeans
00:26 <EMMA> should see the sizes i had to get
00:31 <EMMA> ive got about 15
00:32 <EMMA> haha
00:33 <anotherirc3r> medium blue, navyish and black
00:38 <anotherirc3r> omg!
00:38 <anotherirc3r> lol
00:41 <b-queen> wot size jeans are you emma
01:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA put all your jeans on the bed and take a pic for us
01:09 <jaaawsh> omigosh door lord ep of adventure time
01:20 <EMMA> well two pair's i got were a 12 the next pair were 14 and the other ones were a 16
01:25 <EMMA> Like what the fuck?
01:25 <jaaawsh> and back to movie and cunting it up
01:32 <anotherirc3r> where'd you get them?
01:34 <jaaawsh> diff brands
01:42 <jaaawsh> some condoms fit some slip off
01:43 <EMMA> yeah differnt drands
01:45 <jaaawsh> then im like
01:47 <b-queen> ohhh
01:50 <b-queen> crazy
01:51 <jaaawsh> yer im not a black dude.
02:08 <jaaawsh> all teh drans n diff sozes
02:19 <EMMA> LOL Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu you will fall in love with my bed if i do that!!!
02:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> get on with it EMMA
02:47 <jaaawsh> yes
02:50 <jaaawsh> murder him
02:50 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> and take a pic of inside your fridge while you are at it
02:52 <jaaawsh> on your bed
02:54 <jaaawsh> on WEBCAM
03:02 <jaaawsh> satanic that shiz up
03:09 <EMMA> Big kingsize bed!! THE BEST THING EVER!!
03:15 <jaaawsh> h8 u
03:19 <jaaawsh> queensize
03:19 <anotherirc3r> i like jeans west for my jeans
03:22 <anotherirc3r> i am so bogan
03:24 <b-queen> i jus did the lay on the bed and pull your jeans up trick
03:27 <b-queen> it didn't work
03:28 <jaaawsh> u like wearing no jeans
03:30 <jaaawsh> hawt
03:33 <jaaawsh> just undies!
04:02 <jaaawsh> rip the jeans off and put a cucumber by ur foot
04:09 <jaaawsh> draw a smiley face on it
04:28 <EMMA> ive been to jeans west once, didnt like anything looked like it was a shop for my mum.
04:40 <EMMA> that was about 5 years ago
04:46 <anotherirc3r> lol heyyyy
04:58 <anotherirc3r> i only like straight leg jeans
05:03 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> jeans west is cheap
05:16 <b-queen> skinny jeans
05:21 <EMMA> thats all i have now
05:32 <anotherirc3r> i know it's cheap Brett
05:38 <jaaawsh> fuck jeans
05:38 <anotherirc3r> i'm cheap!
05:40 <anotherirc3r> bogan m8
05:41 <jaaawsh> fuck em
05:47 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA lay them out on your bed and make the initials NH with them
05:50 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> then take a pic
05:51 <jaaawsh> get some steez
05:52 <anotherirc3r> noooo. jeans are awesome
06:00 <jaaawsh> jeans are for gold miners
06:01 <EMMA> LOL why?
06:04 <b-queen> eughhhhhhhh straight leg
06:05 <b-queen> yux
06:07 <anotherirc3r> i pretty much only wear leggings, jeans or trackies now
06:14 <anotherirc3r> OI!
06:15 <jaaawsh> werd trackies
06:19 <anotherirc3r> sif pick on my jeans
06:20 <jaaawsh> how hot chicks look in trackies
06:26 <jaaawsh> SAH HOTTE
06:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA it would make me feel happy
06:27 <jaaawsh> SAH HOTTE
06:28 <jaaawsh> SAH HOTTE
06:34 <EMMA> jaaawsh are you trying to get in?
06:37 <jaaawsh> less they haz spider veins
06:39 <b-queen> straight legs are loke open at the bottom ye
06:41 <jaaawsh> no
06:43 <b-queen> quite bulky?
06:43 <anotherirc3r> hot in trackies?!
06:48 <jaaawsh> i gotta girl
06:51 <anotherirc3r> ya meelz
06:52 <jaaawsh> to fuck
06:53 <b-queen> not painted onto the leg pretty much?
06:59 <anotherirc3r> not bootleg though
07:00 <b-queen> i do not like that nahhhhh
07:02 <anotherirc3r> h8 that
07:05 <jaaawsh> r u tryin to get in
07:07 <jaaawsh> EMMA
07:10 <jaaawsh> to ma pizza box?
07:19 <EMMA> im already in ;)
07:19 <jaaawsh> N'JOY THE CRUSTS!
07:24 <jaaawsh> ahahahahahahahahaha
07:26 <jaaawsh> aclh3my
07:32 <jaaawsh> I'M ALREADY IN;)
07:40 <jaaawsh> where is that cunny
07:47 <jaaawsh> wit the dolmio grin
08:15 <jaaawsh> must make more memes.
10:17 <jaaawsh> [18:38] <Serenity> you know what rules? [18:38] <Serenity> mashed potato with abortions
10:19 <jaaawsh> :(
10:25 <anotherirc3r> rofl
10:30 <jaaawsh> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
10:32 <jaaawsh> soz
10:34 <jaaawsh> lels
10:39 <anotherirc3r> bahahaha
10:42 <jaaawsh> LOL!
10:46 <jaaawsh> oh fk im goin for a cig
10:49 <jaaawsh> hahahaha <3
10:51 <jaaawsh> ahaha
12:01 <Osskkaarr> 55 minutes
12:06 <jaaawsh> til
12:13 <Osskkaarr> ya mum
12:13 <jaaawsh> some one melts down
12:15 <jaaawsh> oh
12:16 <jaaawsh> pff
12:18 <Osskkaarr> melb ban is removed
12:20 <jaaawsh> u already had her
12:22 <jaaawsh> urs?
12:24 <jaaawsh> or mine
12:25 <jaaawsh> HAHAHAHAHA
12:35 <EMMA> his rubber vagina will be arriving at his door!
12:40 <jaaawsh> soon
12:44 <jaaawsh> rnow
12:50 <jaaawsh> will be a very long time ago.
12:59 <jaaawsh> vagina is nice
12:59 <anotherirc3r> weirdos m8
13:04 <anotherirc3r> this channel is 2 weird 4 me
13:13 <jaaawsh> long as i dont see the axe that made it
13:14 <jaaawsh> :o
13:35 <anotherirc3r> lol wtf
13:44 <EMMA> want to buy a vagina?
13:46 <jaaawsh> i said nuzzing
13:47 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i am the most normal person here
13:48 <jaaawsh> NUZZING!
13:50 <jaaawsh> buy
13:51 <jaaawsh> lols
13:54 <EMMA> no Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
13:58 <jaaawsh> my mouth is a vagina
13:59 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
13:59 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o [[[[[pong]]]]]
14:02 <jaaawsh> hahahhahahahaha cword as
14:03 <EMMA> I am the normal one!
14:05 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
14:07 <anotherirc3r> heya pong
14:09 <jaaawsh> uh oh
14:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiii
14:16 <anotherirc3r> how's you?
14:20 <jaaawsh> Uh OH SPAGHETTI-Ho
14:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA get me a pic of your jeans spread out on the bed OR GTFO!
14:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong ok
15:02 <anotherirc3r> good stuff
15:03 <EMMA> noone tells me what to do!
15:10 <anotherirc3r> bash him Emma
15:35 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA dont do it for me, do it for yourself
15:43 <EMMA> no
16:00 <EMMA> imma go for a walk soon
16:04 <EMMA> and my bed is messy
16:10 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> go take a pic of the inside of your fridge then, that is what i am really after
17:02 <EMMA> are you hungry again?
17:03 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> pantry pic for bonus points
17:05 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> loolololllllllllllll
18:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> :(
18:23 <anotherirc3r> lol
19:00 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i think i will have a scotch, my first alcoholic drink ever
24:38 <jaaawsh> so cunt
24:41 <jaaawsh> you said
24:50 <jaaawsh> where will you find this vagina emma
24:56 <jaaawsh> sick as fk
25:07 <jaaawsh> mail it with a dirty letter and a can of baked beans
25:10 <jaaawsh> xD
26:00 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i wanna live in summer bay
26:52 <jaaawsh> hahahahahahahaha
27:00 <jaaawsh> too many complications
27:06 <jaaawsh> unless you put them all on mute
27:14 <jaaawsh> parter up with a nice youngling
27:19 <anotherirc3r> yux baked beans
27:23 <jaaawsh> LOLOL
27:24 <jaaawsh> duh
27:55 <b-queen> are you eating baked beans nony
28:16 <jaaawsh> they r good for u
28:17 <anotherirc3r> no way m8
28:18 <anotherirc3r> h8 em
28:19 <jaaawsh> if u work out
28:21 <jaaawsh> with rice
28:25 <jaaawsh> after workin out
28:51 <anotherirc3r> yux
29:15 <EMMA> http://ww2.pureromance.com.au/PublicStore/stores/homeoffice/catalog/Male-Enhancers,153.aspx
29:23 <EMMA> there ya go jaaawsh
29:28 <jaaawsh> never eat an apple b4 workin out
29:31 <jaaawsh> ONE SEX
29:32 <EMMA> std free!!!
29:48 <jaaawsh> the pink is nice
29:50 <jaaawsh> lolz
30:00 <jaaawsh> where's the rest of her?
30:01 <EMMA> explore the range of toys
30:10 <jaaawsh> no im not a woman
30:18 <jaaawsh> doin myself with jim beam bottles
30:20 <jaaawsh> n shit!
30:22 <EMMA> Ahh look to the left
30:26 <EMMA> there is a menu
30:30 <jaaawsh> yuck
30:35 Quit: b-queen ([email protected]) Quit: .
30:43 <jaaawsh> oh thats
30:49 <jaaawsh> o
30:50 <jaaawsh> lol
31:04 <EMMA> no need to go to the shops for sex toys
31:12 <EMMA> get it delivered to your door
31:16 <jaaawsh> uno how easy it is to pull a root
31:26 <jaaawsh> how long u have to wait for a sex toy?
31:38 <jaaawsh> get some slut
31:43 <jaaawsh> 2ezy ye
31:57 <EMMA> it takes about 2 weeks max
32:01 <anotherirc3r> do that then
32:01 <EMMA> delivered
32:14 <jaaawsh> pff
32:16 <jaaawsh> in 2 weeks
32:17 <EMMA> then when you cant fnd someon to bring home your still getting lucky
32:20 <jaaawsh> u got a chick pregnant
32:23 <anotherirc3r> yay i am getting carbonara
32:30 <jaaawsh> yay!!!!!
32:46 <jaaawsh> this is why we have hands emma
32:47 <jaaawsh> :P
33:26 <jaaawsh> [18:59] <ooomp> I encourage him to use it more but he ignores me
33:33 <EMMA> hahaaaaaa
33:34 <jaaawsh> think she is talkin about a fleshlight?
33:35 <jaaawsh> lols
33:39 <jaaawsh> ahahahaha
33:47 <EMMA> but it does feel like a vagina
33:51 <jaaawsh> that chick would bore you to sleep durin sex
33:56 <jaaawsh> how would u know?!
34:01 <EMMA> ive fingered it!
34:03 <EMMA> hahaaaaaa
34:05 <jaaawsh> oh
34:06 <jaaawsh> LMAO
34:08 <jaaawsh> ^5
34:15 <jaaawsh> hope you threw it on the ground
34:17 <jaaawsh> and spat
34:19 <EMMA> had a party at my house
34:28 <EMMA> you get to try before you buy!
34:28 <anotherirc3r> poor steven
34:29 <jaaawsh> o
34:31 <anotherirc3r> no invite
34:31 <jaaawsh> hahaha
34:38 <jaaawsh> my fiancee did that
34:39 <EMMA> HAHA not really
34:42 <jaaawsh> for the hens nite
34:44 <jaaawsh> a stripper
34:48 <jaaawsh> n buyin sex toys
34:50 <jaaawsh> gross as
34:57 <EMMA> you just like look and see how things operate
35:04 <jaaawsh> i have one big black dildo like the one from Lock Stock movie
35:08 <jaaawsh> to beat someone with one day
35:13 <EMMA> haha
35:18 <EMMA> then rape them?
35:21 <jaaawsh> like in teh movie
35:23 <anotherirc3r> are sex toys any good?
35:29 <jaaawsh> nah just smack them over the head
35:30 <anotherirc3r> like.. seriously
35:32 <EMMA> depends really
35:34 <anotherirc3r> never tried it before lol
35:41 <jaaawsh> lols
35:45 <jaaawsh> never used a bottle
35:46 <jaaawsh> ?
35:46 <EMMA> the more you spend the better it gets
35:59 <jaaawsh> that sounods like a fucking lie
36:00 <jaaawsh> LMAO
36:08 <anotherirc3r> no joshy
36:09 <EMMA> like the ones in there that are like $100+ they extend
36:11 <jaaawsh> just show ur chest and everything is FREEEEEEEEEE
36:11 <anotherirc3r> i haven't!
36:16 <steven_> hhahahahaah
36:23 <jaaawsh> lol steven_
36:27 <EMMA> ball berring things move
36:27 <jaaawsh> in steven_ case
36:28 <jaaawsh> its
36:33 <jaaawsh> stop showing me naked dudez on gta
36:36 <jaaawsh> HAVE ANYTHING!
36:37 <EMMA> I dont have onne
36:39 <jaaawsh> ahahahahaha
36:39 <anotherirc3r> wtf are ball bearings for?
36:48 <EMMA> to pleasure you
36:54 <jaaawsh> oh
36:57 <jaaawsh> n in the ass
37:00 <EMMA> no
37:01 <jaaawsh> hot
37:09 <EMMA> thats what the anal beads are for
37:10 <jaaawsh> bum balls
37:13 <jaaawsh> yer
37:20 <jaaawsh> n pinky fingers
37:21 <EMMA> or the bum diggity
37:28 <jaaawsh> get on top
37:30 <anotherirc3r> i feel so naive lol
37:30 <EMMA> little buttplug
37:36 <jaaawsh> and just let the boy finger go up the anus
37:46 <jaaawsh> experiment nony
37:51 <jaaawsh> priv in bed
37:55 <EMMA> when you have noone
37:58 <EMMA> you cant do that
38:00 <jaaawsh> u dont need sex toys
38:06 <EMMA> thats why you buy these things
38:08 <jaaawsh> n tickle ur anus
38:12 <jaaawsh> n gigglez
38:13 <EMMA> there is a suction cap one
38:20 <jaaawsh> never know what u might like
38:20 <EMMA> have a bath with it
38:21 <EMMA> ahha
38:24 <jaaawsh> AHAHAHA
38:33 <EMMA> big purple thing
38:44 <jaaawsh> should look big n purple
38:50 <EMMA> anyway imma go for a walk
38:52 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
38:53 <jaaawsh> after the windmilling and shit
38:55 <anotherirc3r> this is just weird m8
38:56 <EMMA> hope its not too cold outside
38:58 <jaaawsh> lolz
39:08 <jaaawsh> heavens above
39:15 <jaaawsh> its cold every place
39:22 <jaaawsh> is y i gotta smoke inside
39:25 <EMMA> just think you will never be forever alone if you got a friend!!!
39:27 <jaaawsh> n i fuckin hate that
39:35 <jaaawsh> i got a rat
39:40 <EMMA> you are a rat!
39:41 <EMMA> H
39:42 <EMMA> AA
39:44 <jaaawsh> so
39:47 <jaaawsh> two rats
39:50 <jaaawsh> woooo
39:54 <EMMA> yayyyy[
39:55 <jaaawsh> naw im a cword
40:02 <jaaawsh> the sense of mystery
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40:11 <jaaawsh> i am haunted
40:29 <jaaawsh> I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost wrapped in a sheet!
40:31 <jaaawsh> shady :P
40:34 <LoopyDOG> wotup
41:01 <jaaawsh> it wanted to be
41:07 <anotherirc3r> hai Davey
41:25 <jaaawsh> who
41:45 <jaaawsh> nony u just need a good rogering
41:51 <jaaawsh> and then send him over
41:58 <anotherirc3r> rogering?! wtf?
41:58 <jaaawsh> os i can ransom him for his sister!
42:34 <LoopyDOG> hewwo ^_^
43:22 <StrykerX> Well that was a waste of time
43:26 <StrykerX> 2 unknown old cunts
43:30 <StrykerX> That's it!
43:37 <StrykerX> I thought I knew alco's :/
44:20 <jaaawsh> fkn
44:21 <jaaawsh> hell
44:22 <jaaawsh> bro
44:24 <anotherirc3r> poor StrykerX
44:28 * StrykerX cockslaps jaaawsh 
44:28 <anotherirc3r> joshy, wtf is rogering m8?
44:29 <jaaawsh> i just want to get out of sa
44:33 <jaaawsh> sex
44:39 <jaaawsh> RogersRammingJet
44:43 <StrykerX> LOL
44:43 <jaaawsh> my first irc nick HAHAHAHAHA
44:45 <jaaawsh> lmfao
45:01 <anotherirc3r> oh, right
45:06 <anotherirc3r> sif need sex
45:19 <StrykerX> Mmmm sex
45:22 <jaaawsh> do if u dont have hands
45:30 <jaaawsh> mmm
45:36 <jaaawsh> sex n she goes home
45:39 <jaaawsh> or sleeps
45:42 <jaaawsh> :P
45:49 <StrykerX> <jaaawsh> sex n she goes home
45:51 <StrykerX> PERFECT
45:53 <anotherirc3r> StrykerX, you always want sex m8
46:06 <anotherirc3r> go invite your friend over or something
46:14 <jaaawsh> parfait!
46:20 <jaaawsh> xD
46:26 <StrykerX> Good idea
46:32 <StrykerX> jaaawsh, Come over bigboi ;D
46:48 <anotherirc3r> there you go
46:59 <jaaawsh> let me put some rubber bands around it
47:01 <jaaawsh> purple helmet
47:05 <StrykerX> Oh my!
47:08 <jaaawsh> lol
47:26 <anotherirc3r> crazy
47:59 <StrykerX> Sometimes you gotta be a little crazy :D
48:16 <anotherirc3r> guess i am just boring then
48:17 <anotherirc3r> ah, well
48:25 <jaaawsh> i gotta find a new chat buddy
48:27 <StrykerX> Nuh
48:34 <jaaawsh> a ho
48:43 <jaaawsh> cam some tit
48:55 <StrykerX> jaaawsh, hook a brother up
49:01 <StrykerX> Make sure she has a sista
49:02 <jaaawsh> ur not in adels
49:09 <StrykerX> I can be.
49:14 <jaaawsh> make sure her AND her sista
49:15 <jaaawsh> ;)
49:20 <StrykerX> It's only $99
49:22 <StrykerX> ;D
49:40 <jaaawsh> girls ino that r very beautiful
49:44 <jaaawsh> look for personality
49:57 <jaaawsh> the most exquis
50:04 <jaaawsh> her bf is some average lookin dude
50:19 <StrykerX> Mate
50:24 <StrykerX> Personality over looks anyday
50:32 <StrykerX> I know some hot bitches with the worst personality
50:40 <jaaawsh> yea
50:41 <StrykerX> Or I did anyway, got them out of my life.
50:49 <jaaawsh> lolol
50:57 <StrykerX> Good eyecandy, that's it
51:20 <StrykerX> I think I'm minorly tipsy off 2 pints :/
51:31 <StrykerX> Talk about weak
51:42 <StrykerX> Bought beers home tho
51:45 <StrykerX> :D
51:46 <jaaawsh> i need something to relax me
51:55 <jaaawsh> if i could fly
51:58 <jaaawsh> id be long gone
51:58 <StrykerX> Get ink girl over
52:03 <StrykerX> I'm sure she'll relax you ;)
52:08 <jaaawsh> forgot about her
53:41 <anotherirc3r> bbs carbonara!
54:02 <StrykerX> Yum
54:05 <StrykerX> Don't forget to share!
54:05 <nate> StrykerX and jaaawsh cybering!
54:19 <StrykerX> nate, don't tell everyone!
54:21 <nate> oooo lllaaa hlllaah
54:48 <muppet> Osskkaarr beats off to the sound of old ladies doing their shopping
55:48 <StrykerX> muppet, are you still trying?
55:55 <jaaawsh> fk winter
55:59 <nate> trying?:)
55:59 <jaaawsh> cant do nething
56:02 <jaaawsh> outside
56:19 <StrykerX> jaaawsh, how fucked is it?
56:25 <nate> jaaawsh u can run to the bus stop mug an old woman :D
56:31 <thestig> lolllll
56:36 <jaaawsh> so fucked
56:39 <jaaawsh> depressing fucked
56:42 <jaaawsh> like fk
56:54 <jaaawsh> y say that
57:19 <nate> u can jog to the train station ask out a hot boy?
57:29 <nate> heaps just milling around der
57:36 <jaaawsh> thas better
57:37 <jaaawsh> :P :P
57:47 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> a hot pt
57:56 <jaaawsh> fuck him and he can call me mother
57:58 <jaaawsh> hahahahahahas
58:03 <nate> spanish guy the hot pt
58:18 <StrykerX> jaaawsh, PM nate
58:19 <StrykerX> Urgently
58:23 <StrykerX> Your hot PT awaits!
58:47 <nate> i like russian mobsters
58:52 <nate> eg slinky
59:21 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
59:33 <jaaawsh> i need a gf named Hore Is Me
59:40 <jaaawsh> Horusmi
59:40 <StrykerX> So you need a nip
59:41 <thestig> would you swallow his cock vodka?
59:42 <StrykerX> Go for it son
59:45 <jaaawsh> hahahahahahaha
00:01 <jaaawsh> come to me Egyptian bish
00:07 <jaaawsh> Horusmi
00:18 * StrykerX spanks jaaawsh 
02:29 <nate> StrykerX how is your 10 kids going
02:38 <nate> do u want moare!
03:42 <StrykerX> 10?
03:46 <StrykerX> Spose, 9 unknown
03:47 <StrykerX> Possible
03:49 <StrykerX> loooooooooool
14:54 <anotherirc3r> awwww the old italian man called me 'dear'
14:56 <anotherirc3r> was sweet
15:58 <thestig> hi love
16:14 <EMMA> did ya get his number?
16:16 <thestig> on irc it is creepy lol
16:24 <anotherirc3r> you better be talking to someone else thestig
16:34 <anotherirc3r> lol no Emma
16:39 <anotherirc3r> he was just nice
16:44 <EMMA> maybe
16:59 <EMMA> special sauce
17:05 <anotherirc3r> mmmmm carbonara
17:07 <anotherirc3r> oi
17:10 <EMMA> hahaa
17:12 <anotherirc3r> not while i'm eating!
17:21 <EMMA> ok ill wait 20 minutes
17:49 <anotherirc3r> thanks
17:50 <StrykerX> Hahahahaha
18:00 <StrykerX> You can't tell with carbonara either
18:01 <StrykerX> ;)
18:10 <anotherirc3r> stfu m8
18:15 <StrykerX> Nowai!
18:23 <EMMA> hahaaa
18:35 <EMMA> its ok im sure its nice
18:46 <EMMA> maybe il have to make it at home for dinner one night
18:58 <anotherirc3r> it's awesomeeeee
19:03 <anotherirc3r> and has so much cheese
19:12 <anotherirc3r> melted cheese!
19:13 <anotherirc3r> drool
19:26 <EMMA> chicken fettuccine is better
19:36 <EMMA> i can cook a good one
19:37 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> u cant eat dairy
19:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> attention whore
19:44 <EMMA> well you suck!
19:51 <EMMA> ohh me
19:54 <StrykerX> Mmmm cheese
20:01 <StrykerX> <EMMA> well you suck!
20:01 <StrykerX> <EMMA> ohh me
20:02 <StrykerX> Who sucks you?
20:05 <anotherirc3r> i know i shouldn't eat dairy
20:06 <StrykerX> loool
20:07 <EMMA> i dont know now!
20:08 <anotherirc3r> but i don't care!
20:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> who's sucking me off?
20:25 <EMMA> you need a penis for that
20:32 <anotherirc3r> i should make Brett jealous
20:43 <EMMA> post photos of your food!
20:46 <anotherirc3r> yuo
20:49 <anotherirc3r> yup*
20:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nah dont
20:56 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> dont wanna get jelly
20:58 <StrykerX> Yes
21:02 <StrykerX> Post a photo of your carbonara
21:04 <StrykerX> STAT!
21:24 <jaaawsh> woo found a movie
21:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> no
21:42 <anotherirc3r> too bad i will
21:48 <StrykerX> Yesssss
21:56 <StrykerX> Do it for Brett!
22:29 <anotherirc3r> http://imgur.com/UBDxf56
22:30 <anotherirc3r> nomnom
22:44 <StrykerX> Store bought?
22:48 <anotherirc3r> yup
22:55 <StrykerX> Looks alright
23:10 <anotherirc3r> tastes good too
23:23 <EMMA> http://prntscr.com/809m6f
23:35 Join: erlich ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
23:35 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o erlich
23:39 <anotherirc3r> you beat me Emma
23:40 <StrykerX> Need music
23:41 <anotherirc3r> lol
23:42 <EMMA> haha
23:43 <anotherirc3r> that looks awesome
23:46 <EMMA> it was
24:18 <EMMA> s couldnt eat it all was alot on the plate
24:25 <anotherirc3r> i also bought a chocolate mousse
24:29 <anotherirc3r> feeling like junk food
24:42 * StrykerX steelz de mousse
25:02 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA what is that?
25:09 <jaaawsh> hmm
25:15 <jaaawsh> something is missing
25:21 <anotherirc3r> my mousse bish
25:21 <jaaawsh> cig time
25:25 <anotherirc3r> it's in the fridge
25:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> u trying to lose 7kg or gain 7kg?
25:33 <anotherirc3r> and you're alllllllllll the way over there
25:33 <EMMA> that was last year
25:39 <EMMA> in singapore
25:43 <EMMA> had to have it
26:42 <LoopyDOG> im gona eat sumn chocolate
26:49 <EMMA> poo
26:56 <StrykerX> No
26:58 <StrykerX> MY mousse now!
27:04 <StrykerX> KTHXMWA
27:39 <anotherirc3r> don't make me take a photo of it too
27:48 <StrykerX> Go for it!
27:54 <StrykerX> I need new fap material :D
28:05 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> no dont
28:19 <anotherirc3r> ewww yux
28:35 <anotherirc3r> go fap over your friend m8
28:58 <StrykerX> Nuh
29:02 <StrykerX> That's old now.
29:06 <StrykerX> I need fresh material
29:56 <LoopyDOG> 4 rows of chocolate enough for me
30:46 <LoopyDOG> dunno how ppl sit there eat a whole block
30:51 <LoopyDOG> fukk that
31:06 <anotherirc3r> agreed
31:18 <StrykerX> Yesssss music
31:35 <LoopyDOG> fukn waitn for pay go in
31:52 <LoopyDOG> should be inn sooooon
32:08 <LoopyDOG> needa go buy beer
33:20 <StrykerX> I got beer
33:23 <StrykerX> By saving :D
34:06 <EMMA> lol
34:55 <Osskkaarr> Where's your balls Darren? .. they're on the ground .. time you picked them up, held them high and admit you did wrong
35:09 <LoopyDOG> whatever dave
35:09 <StrykerX> Suck me David!
35:14 <EMMA> lol
35:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
35:30 <EMMA> not another cockfight!
35:39 <StrykerX> Nuh
35:42 <anotherirc3r> wtf?
35:42 <StrykerX> Way too happy to argue
35:46 <LoopyDOG> david's got has panties in a twist
36:49 <EMMA> david you shouldnt talk about yourself like that
37:33 <LoopyDOG> it feels goood though
37:38 <LoopyDOG> so goooooood
37:53 <anotherirc3r> lol right
38:15 <LoopyDOG> haha
38:38 <LoopyDOG> nice try officeworks
38:45 <Osskkaarr> Stop flooding me davo.
38:53 <EMMA> yes
38:53 <LoopyDOG> since when
39:03 <EMMA> stop flooding i cant swim!
39:11 Quit: erlich ([email protected]) Connection closed
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39:46 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o xm_
40:21 <EMMA> where is LoopyDOG's op?
40:27 <EMMA> LMFAO
40:31 <anotherirc3r> apparently he can't be trusted lol
40:46 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) -o Osskkaarr
40:52 <EMMA> ohhhhhhh i see
40:58 <EMMA> it is true
41:27 <anotherirc3r> LoopyDOG, will you kick/ban/deop anyone?
41:28 <StrykerX> LoopyDOG would TRY ban everyone
41:40 Mode: (by StrykerX) +e *!*@*
41:47 <StrykerX> Till now ;D
41:49 <thestig> lol
41:50 <LoopyDOG> anotherirc3r: no of course not
41:53 <anotherirc3r> nom. this chocolate mousse has chocolate flakes
41:54 <EMMA> we can go to his house if he did
41:59 <anotherirc3r> lol you could!
42:04 <Osskkaarr> You can op him..
42:05 <EMMA> yes
42:07 <LoopyDOG> StrykerX: never
42:20 <LoopyDOG> i am very responsible these days
42:45 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o LoopyDOG
42:45 Mode: (by grubs) -o LoopyDOG
42:47 <LoopyDOG> maybe in my younger days
42:48 <EMMA> LOL
42:49 <StrykerX> And I'm a millionaire
42:50 <StrykerX> loooooooooool
42:53 <anotherirc3r> #@#@$#
42:55 <StrykerX> Owned LoopyDOG !
43:05 Part: Osskkaarr ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks (rejoining)
43:05 Join: Osskkaarr ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
43:05 Mode: (by grubs) +o Osskkaarr
43:05 Join: [[[[[pong]]] ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
43:06 <EMMA> oh well
43:11 <EMMA> she tried
43:14 <LoopyDOG> its alright
43:17 <anotherirc3r> wb pong
43:19 Mode: (by StrykerX) +h LoopyDOG
43:20 <EMMA> looks like you can not be trusted after all
43:25 Part: [[[[[pong]]] ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks
43:27 <LoopyDOG> i dont mind not being an +o
43:28 <StrykerX> There. He has ops now.
43:35 <LoopyDOG> i understand
43:48 <LoopyDOG> that i'm unique.
43:48 <EMMA> you should bring me some chocolate
43:52 <LoopyDOG> original.
43:56 <LoopyDOG> one of a kind.
44:10 <EMMA> because your a nice person
44:17 <EMMA> and everyone likes you.
44:17 <LoopyDOG> yes
44:22 <LoopyDOG> i know
44:43 <EMMA> its ok its great to be loved by many
45:36 <anotherirc3r> it would be nice
45:49 <LoopyDOG> i want an aussie burger
45:53 <LoopyDOG> from hj's
46:40 <LoopyDOG> yay
46:42 <LoopyDOG> my pays in
46:47 <LoopyDOG> aussie burger time!@
46:49 <LoopyDOG> bai
47:05 <thestig> the berkas are better at hungry jacks
47:23 <EMMA> haha
47:25 <StrykerX> They really are
47:26 <anotherirc3r> lol
47:30 <StrykerX> Well.. In fairness
47:39 <StrykerX> We don't have any known muslims running the local HJs
48:06 <EMMA> no
48:13 <EMMA> not when they offer bacon
48:45 <StrykerX> There's like a dozen muslims where I live
48:48 <StrykerX> Tops
48:59 <EMMA> we have indians next door
49:05 <EMMA> about 4 families
49:07 <StrykerX> They run the local kebab shop
49:09 <StrykerX> And 7-11
49:12 <EMMA> living together
49:19 <StrykerX> EMMA, 1br unit?
49:23 <StrykerX> looooooooool
49:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA who do you live with?
49:46 <EMMA> no
49:49 <EMMA> big house
49:57 <EMMA> but atleast 15 ppl living there
50:33 <jaaawsh> 8 30
50:34 <jaaawsh> grr
50:37 <jaaawsh> get to 10 30
50:41 <jaaawsh> and i b happy as fuck!
50:42 <jaaawsh> lolz
50:48 <jaaawsh> hows the beer goin baebz?
51:00 <StrykerX> Amazingly
51:08 <anotherirc3r> why 10:30?
51:13 <StrykerX> Goin down better than an Acland st hooker mate
51:14 <jaaawsh> the ink chick isnt online
51:15 <jaaawsh> lols
51:16 <jaaawsh> oh
51:20 <jaaawsh> i
51:26 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA who do you live with?
51:31 <jaaawsh> if i told u in pm ud get it nony
51:36 <jaaawsh> its an MDD thing
52:00 <anotherirc3r> okay
52:46 <EMMA> steven_
53:10 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> u live with steven_ ?
53:15 <EMMA> yes
53:19 <EMMA> we live together
53:26 <EMMA> he is smelly
53:29 <EMMA> very smelly
53:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> bullshit
53:37 <EMMA> you want to live with steven?
53:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> are u lovers?
53:50 <EMMA> No bullshit, why would you call bullshit?
54:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> why didnt you tell me this earlier?
54:44 <EMMA> you must not be paying attention
54:55 <StrykerX> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu, that's old news mate.
54:58 <StrykerX> They're married.
55:12 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
55:14 <EMMA> haha not married
55:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> steven_ go get me a pic of the fridge mate
55:40 <StrykerX> EMMA, denial!
55:44 <StrykerX> Mrs steven_ !
55:50 <steven_> emma can
55:52 <steven_> i cant be fucked
55:56 <steven_> its empty now
55:58 <steven_> hahahahhahha
56:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> did u meet on irc?
56:09 <steven_> yeah bro
56:12 <steven_> in #sex
56:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> or did one of you get the other onto irc?
56:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> were u sittin around 'hunny u gotta try #nerdhacks'
56:37 <steven_> na
56:39 <EMMA> HAHAAAA
56:44 <anotherirc3r> i met my ex on irc
56:55 <steven_> anotherirc3r, which one? jokes!
56:55 <EMMA> i never new about irc until about a year ago
57:02 <EMMA> haha
57:05 <anotherirc3r> watch it you
57:06 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> so steven_ got u on irc
57:08 <steven_> haahhaha
57:12 <steven_> yeh i did
57:29 <steven_> how else do you think i got 28 people in here?
57:33 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
57:54 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> u need to ring up her parents, tell them to come on
57:56 <Osskkaarr> StEveNz tHe ShiT
57:58 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> get it to thirty
58:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
58:08 <steven_> looooooooooool
58:27 <steven_> i can make this channel the biggest on the network
58:31 <steven_> in about 5 minutes
58:36 <steven_> without her parents
58:36 <StrykerX> <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> were u sittin around 'hunny u gotta try #nerdhacks'
58:39 <StrykerX> LOL
58:40 <StrykerX> Best. Ever.
59:06 <jaaawsh> YEAH BRO
59:09 <jaaawsh> WOOOOOOOOOO
59:13 <jaaawsh> best!!!!
59:14 <jaaawsh> XD
59:20 <jaaawsh> more cunts
59:24 <jaaawsh> hahahahahahahahaha
59:36 <jaaawsh> and chicx
59:40 <jaaawsh> wit attitude
59:41 <StrykerX> Where?
59:46 <jaaawsh> chicx steven_
59:54 <jaaawsh> in here that troll like cunts
59:56 <jaaawsh> XD
00:06 <jaaawsh> crazy chix
00:15 <StrykerX> LOL
00:17 <StrykerX> wut
00:25 <jaaawsh> oh 8 30 now
00:27 <jaaawsh> woah
00:32 <jaaawsh> lol baebz
00:36 <anotherirc3r> who's crazy!?
00:49 <StrykerX> Joshy
00:56 <anotherirc3r> that i'll agree with
00:57 <StrykerX> You're all the crazy gal I need <3
01:04 <jaaawsh> haha
01:09 <jaaawsh> :P :P
01:16 <jaaawsh> i dont gots tits and a cunny
01:21 <StrykerX> Yet ;D
01:33 <jaaawsh> LOLS
01:40 <jaaawsh> i cant eat that much
01:50 <StrykerX> Practice makes perfect.
01:55 <Osskkaarr> !quoteadd [03/08/2015] <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA who do you live with? <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> EMMA who do you live with? <EMMA> steven_ <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> did u meet on irc? <steven_> yeah bro <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> or did one of you get the other onto irc? <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> were u sittin around 'hunny u gotta try #nerdhacks'
01:55 <grubs> Quote was added.
02:31 <thestig> lol good ole brett
03:55 <steven_> looooool
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07:22 <StrykerX> Davo's gone.. SHAME!
07:27 <StrykerX> looool
23:00 <Osskkaarr> I am so not well right now... it;s fucked! :(
23:20 <EMMA> cool
24:32 <thestig> what is wrong osskkaarr
25:49 <jaaawsh> cold?
25:51 <jaaawsh> flu?
26:10 <jaaawsh> i dont get those but when its really cold i gotta have a fucken shower
26:13 <jaaawsh> gonna have to soon
26:17 <jaaawsh> sup Osskkaarr?
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28:48 <Osskkaarr> could be another chest infection
29:30 Join: looooopydog ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
29:40 <Osskkaarr> 2 in fucking 1 month
29:47 <thestig> fuck
29:50 <thestig> not good man
29:56 <Osskkaarr> dying
30:01 * Osskkaarr dies
30:02 <steven_> yep
30:04 <steven_> sounds like it
30:47 <steven_> :P
30:51 Quit: LoopyDOG ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
31:07 <Osskkaarr> "weeeeezzzzing"
31:58 <StrykerX> Asthma son
34:05 <EMMA> poop
34:24 <EMMA> it makes everything better
37:55 <Osskkaarr> muppet came to my house back in the day.. said he was going to kill me, but because he couldn't .. he smashed the front window and ran off like a pussy. 15 years later.. he thinks I have forgotton about all that.
38:21 <thestig> he sounds like a real muppet
38:21 <anotherirc3r> why would you smash someone's window?
38:48 <Osskkaarr> Come out and play Luke
39:03 <anotherirc3r> really? do you have to encourage it?
39:17 <thestig> maybe he didnt like the taste of your window
39:23 <Osskkaarr> haha.
39:43 <Osskkaarr> WiNdoW LicKa
39:49 <thestig> haha :D
39:57 <StrykerX> Muppet
40:04 <StrykerX> Did you really smash Oskar's window?
40:18 <StrykerX> Are you that special?
40:23 <Osskkaarr> Not like he'll admit it
41:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> didn't Osskkaarr have to go to court for saying he was going to rape and bash romper's wife and kids??????????????????
41:56 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
41:57 <Osskkaarr> big tough man rockin up to my house.. mouthing off like an alcoholic lunatic.. cause I wasn't home... the cameras picked everything up.
42:14 <Osskkaarr> lol @ Brett ... that's bullshit for sure.
42:23 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> not it's not, you didn't show up
42:29 <Osskkaarr> eer
42:40 <Osskkaarr> There was nothing to show up for... it didn't happen.
42:58 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lies
43:10 <Osskkaarr> oh well... you got nothin.
43:45 <thestig> lol like chucky going to pz's house and they had a cigi together
43:50 <Osskkaarr> lol
44:05 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i dont have the court documents on me now
44:30 <Osskkaarr> of coruse you dont :)
45:41 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> chucky went at pz like a raging pitbull and pz hid behind his mum
45:47 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> then they had a smoke
46:02 <anotherirc3r> wait till i meet that retard
46:02 <thestig> lolol
46:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> who are you meeting anotherirc3r ?
46:31 <Osskkaarr> chunks had to ask pz for the smoke.
46:34 <anotherirc3r> you Brett
46:40 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> pz lives in a caravan now, no internet
46:44 <Osskkaarr> PoOor CunT
46:46 <thestig> lol
47:07 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> anotherirc3r is that why you are going to perth? to meet chucky? lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
47:32 <Osskkaarr> That's a loonng way to go
47:32 <anotherirc3r> totally m8
47:42 <anotherirc3r> lol Osskkaarr
47:46 <anotherirc3r> he wouldn't be worth it
48:50 <Osskkaarr> Even just for a belting
48:56 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> who are you going to perth with anotherirc3r ?
49:07 <anotherirc3r> noyb
49:34 <Osskkaarr> Id rather go to muppet's house and throw his balls at his face.
50:03 <Osskkaarr> Drop a blacky on his driveway
50:13 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> are you going with Osskkaarr ?
50:15 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> as friends?
50:26 <Osskkaarr> coP ThaT MuPpET
51:42 <Osskkaarr> wrath0x v's kodak 15 years later.
52:24 <EMMA> anotherirc3r are you coming to perth?
52:44 <EMMA> its a very boring place
52:45 <EMMA> haha
53:16 <Osskkaarr> Compared to Melbourne it is
54:02 <EMMA> yes maybe I should have a holiday
54:08 <EMMA> steven you coming?
54:14 <EMMA> You dont have a choice
54:22 <EMMA> Osskkaarr will be our tour guide
57:52 <thestig> people come to live in perth to die
58:06 <anotherirc3r> lol
58:11 <anotherirc3r> who else is in Perth?!
58:50 <EMMA> hahhaaaa
58:54 <EMMA> im in perth
58:58 <EMMA> yayyyyyyyy
59:06 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> perth is in the dessert, only arabs live there
59:10 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> *desert
59:15 <anotherirc3r> that must make Perth rule Emma!
59:17 <EMMA> im not an arab
59:30 <EMMA> yes it does
59:35 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> take ya head scarf off EMMA
59:40 <EMMA> never
59:41 <thestig> berka
59:52 <EMMA> i will not show you my hair
59:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> take it off or steven_ will stone you
00:01 <nate> hot dessert blowie!!!!
00:17 <EMMA> might book a holiday
00:51 Quit: xm_ ([email protected]) Quit: BAM
01:15 <EMMA> not really
03:51 <steven_> ;p
04:40 <steven_> http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Joe_Rogan_praises_Ronda_Rousey_Parody/10106970?from=main
04:46 <nate> mission impossible like bretty getting a root!
05:12 <nate> DERP DERP DERP~!
05:27 <nate> MOVAH TIME
05:28 <steven_> looooooool
05:33 <steven_> thats what your for !
05:46 <thestig> haha
05:57 <nate> shhh :D
06:00 <nate> i dont kiss n tell
06:46 <nate> TOM SNOOZER
06:53 <nate> fill my life with entertainment
10:51 Mode: (by nate) +v looooopydog
10:54 <nate> da dog!
21:03 <EMMA> must be bed time
21:51 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
21:55 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o Blitzkrieg
33:46 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate
33:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> ive got a stiffy
43:59 <BlackDevil> steven_ http://lolhehehe.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/64A36D4.jpg
44:30 <anotherirc3r> gross
47:10 <thestig> you giving steven 2 phumbs up?
49:11 <BlackDevil> yea then ill put it in his butt
51:54 <steven_> hahahaa
52:08 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYRogKZGYnE
52:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Get Free Money Drop (Date not found) Time: 0:00 - Category: Gaming - No views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
52:17 <steven_> hahaaha
52:20 <steven_> no views
52:22 <steven_> come on guys !
52:25 <steven_> make me famous
53:12 <thestig> lol
53:20 <thestig> i pressed like
53:24 <steven_> yay!
53:32 <steven_> ill make this youtube go mad
53:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> if u want to get famous make a porno with EMMA
54:03 <anotherirc3r> there a like for you too
54:05 <steven_> ill stream it
54:12 <nate> is emma a britney spears look alike
54:14 <Brendan> anotherirc3r, who isn't brendan.
54:26 <anotherirc3r> wow.. that was a delayed reply
54:45 <Brendan> i dont spend all day at my home computer lol.
55:21 <anotherirc3r> how dare you not
55:22 <thestig> lol
56:12 <nate> Brendan the dream will be yours, just start eating :D
56:21 <thestig> haha
56:25 <Brendan> I got a work computer to spend all day infront of haha, sorry to disappoint.
56:31 <anotherirc3r> lol
56:39 <nate> ohh work dat booty brendan
56:49 <Brendan> you know it nate.
56:58 <Brendan> gotta make the dolla bills.
57:01 <nate> my first friends name was brendan ;l
57:10 <nate> ahh those were da days
57:10 <Brendan> So was mine.
57:19 <Brendan> My best friend is still brendan.
57:27 <nate> twins ;D
57:29 * Brendan hugs himself. 
57:40 <nate> u talkin bout ya pecker!
57:48 <nate> damn it all!
57:55 <Brendan> nah, id rather choke that cunt.
58:23 <nate> got any irc hotties on ya hit list Brendo?
58:25 <steven_> lool
58:25 <anotherirc3r> this Brendan person seems nice
58:53 <nate> Osskkaarr is pretty fine, just stuff a sock in his mouth
59:08 <steven_> loooool
59:09 <nate> Derka derka~!
59:12 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> anotherirc3r if u wanted nice u'd be with Osskkaarr
59:19 <Brendan> this is the first time ive been on irc in like 5 years, they probably all died from meth overdoses by now.
59:21 <anotherirc3r> that's not nice natey
59:32 <anotherirc3r> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu, stfu
59:34 <nate> apple would be nicer ;D
59:41 <anotherirc3r> really getting sick of you saying that
59:42 <nate> Osskkaarr my big ham!
59:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> sorry, come to fiji with me
00:13 <anotherirc3r> no
00:20 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> why not?
00:26 <thestig> she is married
00:28 <nate> im takin brendo
00:34 <thestig> looking for a stray root on irc
00:38 <nate> to meth land
00:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> is this true stig? loololl
00:48 <nate> shadzam would be the ruler
00:48 <anotherirc3r> don't be a jerk thestig
01:04 <thestig> yes mother
01:11 <thestig> dear
01:25 <Blitzkrieg> Shadsam would be the overuler of meth land
01:27 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool
01:37 <anotherirc3r> speaking of..
01:38 <nate> anotherirc3r u want a paper bag to help u with the Osskkaarr?:)
01:41 <anotherirc3r> where is shads?
01:48 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> rofllllllllllllllllllllll @ nate
01:52 <anotherirc3r> no thanks natey
01:53 <nate> lap dance!!!
02:13 <thestig> maybe she is the one who needs the paper bag
02:17 <nate> shads is around
02:22 <anotherirc3r> yup
02:24 <anotherirc3r> i need a paper bag
02:26 <nate> for the spew?
02:26 <anotherirc3r> you got me
02:54 <thestig> whit of a school teacher
02:55 <nate> thestig drives me willld\
02:57 <thestig> borrrinngg
03:01 <thestig> nate is hot
03:11 <nate> hot like a cabbage in the sun
03:22 <thestig> my little cabbage patch lolol
03:38 <nate> i have hairy ears the tolls of old age
04:01 <nate> pull it out thestig!
04:08 <nate> *flop*
04:32 <thestig> haha
05:42 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s96drQkfpPI
05:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Damo and Darren 3 - 'Centrelink' (Aug 1, 2015) Time: 4:10 - Category: Film & Animation - 272,377 views - 5,442 likes (98.3%), 95 dislikes (1.7%)
49:31 Quit: jaaawsh ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
54:56 <steven_> give us a lighter
54:59 <steven_> ya dumb cunt
55:05 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYRogKZGYnE
55:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GTA5 How To Get Free Money Drop (Date not found) Time: 10:36 - Category: Gaming - 1 view views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
55:22 <anotherirc3r> i liked it already
55:22 <steven_> 1 veiw with 3 likes
55:23 <steven_> haha
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