// #melbourne — 2017-05-17
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00:01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guest house paradiso pheeb one boiled egg (Oct 15, 2010) Length: 1:22 - Category: Comedy - 44,785 views views - 95 likes (95%), 5 dislikes (5%)
00:02:00 <Sheldon> Haha I like the prank man
00:03:00 <Sheldon> I'm not oriental
00:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
00:04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Platoon (7/10) Movie CLIP - The Death of Sgt. Elias (1986) HD (Jul 30, 2013) Length: 3:39 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,747,067 views views - 3,737 likes (95.7%), 166 dislikes (4.3%)
00:05:00 <Sheldon> That's a decent offer
00:05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/3j3_iPskjxk
00:05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Full Metal Jacket Opening Scene (Aug 7, 2015) Length: 5:59 - Category: Gaming - 5,037,962 views views - likes (97.4%), 662 dislikes (2.6%)
00:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: willing to learn.wmv (Jul 20, 2011) Length: 0:47 - Category: Comedy - 10,068 views views - 28 likes (96.6%), 1 dislikes (3.4%)
00:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: We're willing to learn - Stripes (Feb 24, 2014) Length: 0:57 - Category: Film & Animation - 6,508 views views - 26 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
00:07:00 <Sheldon> There's a nam vet that comes to the pub. Sounds like it was hell. Except for the African nurses
00:09:00 <Sheldon> He was about to get a fuck off her and immediately got called back into duty whilst still injured
00:09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roxy Music - Jealous Guy (Apr 23, 2010) Length: 4:54 - Category: Music - 5,898,581 views views - 21,474 likes (97.1%), 642 dislikes (2.9%)
00:11:00 <Sheldon> Ibiza, can you come punch this chinese guy that keeps staring at me lol
00:11:00 <Sheldon> Why not?
00:11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: You´re terrible Muriel (Dec 5, 2010) Length: 0:07 - Category: Film & Animation - 73,189 views views - 84 likes (95.5%), 4 dislikes (4.5%)
00:12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Right Said Fred - I`m Too Sexy (The Original) (Mar 13, 2009) Length: 2:59 - Category: Music - 30,300,005 views views - 98,523 likes (95.7%), 4,438 dislikes (4.3%)
00:13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol i been to georgia
00:13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> State califonia
00:14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Not Just) Knee Deep - George Clinton & Funkadelic - Good Burger (Nov 15, 2014) Length: 3:18 - Category: Science & Technology - 91,098 views views - 860 likes (98.4%), 14 dislikes (1.6%)
00:14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bro
00:14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Best early 90s jam
00:14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What a CHOOOON
00:16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ibiza
00:16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ibiza
00:16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/zf00mEe9EOs
00:16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Pan Diamond Edition - You Can Fly Clip (Dec 18, 2012) Length: 4:00 - Category: Film & Animation - 7,143,630 views views - 10,910 likes (88.7%), 1,394 dislikes (11.3%)
00:17:00 <Sheldon> Cya guys
00:19:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] if I catch you
00:20:00 <Kelevra> if brad gets to me tomorrow you need to be answering
00:29:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> bbl
00:29:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> watching
00:29:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> beaches
00:31:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> you are the wind beneath my wings
00:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ok kelevra thankz
00:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh she gone lol ooops
00:44:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hello
01:49:00 <Agent> Sup
02:01:00 <Agent> Nuthin?
02:06:00 <Agent> Ibiza
02:06:00 <Agent> Tell us a joke
02:19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Say it wif ya chest
02:55:00 <zarkos> i love you
03:00:00 <Skirmish> Yeah tozza you need to be answering.
03:00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What
03:00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im watching standup shhhhh
04:56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> winamp WINAMP IT REALLY KICKS THE LLAMAS ASS
04:56:00 <Agent> Ahahahahahahah
04:56:00 <Agent> Winamp is still my preferred MP3 player after 20 years
04:57:00 <Agent> Whips*
04:57:00 <Agent> Winamp! It really whips the llama's ass!
04:57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Does a day go by where you can contain you need to correct someone?
04:57:00 <Agent> No mate
04:57:00 <Agent> It's the rules
04:58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cringe
04:58:00 <Agent> When someone's WRONG onthe internet, it's all netizen's honor and duty to correct his stupid ass
04:58:00 <Agent> Haven't you ever been to 4chan?
04:58:00 <Agent> Or Reddit?
04:58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Zzz
04:58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Latahz
04:58:00 <Agent> Or IRC
04:58:00 <Agent> Lol
04:58:00 <Agent> Laters :P
05:49:00 <zombie> DIE TOZZA
05:50:00 <zombie> MAGGOT
05:50:00 <zombie> YOUR DEAD CUNT
05:50:00 <zombie> KNOCK KNOCK WHO THERE?
05:51:00 <zombie> MACK...
05:51:00 <zombie> M
05:51:00 <zombie> MACK WHO?
05:51:00 <zombie> MAC MUVAFUKIN 10 FRU YA DOOR CUNT
05:51:00 <zombie> DEAD
06:00:00 <zombie> HAPPY BIRFDAY WOG DADDY BUY YA A COFFIN NOW
06:02:00 <zombie> YOUR DEAD
06:02:00 <zombie> IBIZA U DEAD
06:02:00 <zombie> LEBO SCUM
06:05:00 <zombie> IBIZA[MOBILE] UR DEAD DUM WOG DOG
06:05:00 <Agent> Lolwut
06:05:00 <zombie> TOZZA[MOBILE] BANG BANG BANG
06:05:00 <zombie> DEAD CUNT
06:06:00 <Agent> Is that you bird lol
06:06:00 <zombie> NO
06:06:00 <zombie> LOL
06:06:00 <Agent> Who are you
06:06:00 <zombie> WHY
06:06:00 <zombie> DIE TOZZA
06:07:00 <Agent> Because you're bein a bit of a cunt lol
06:07:00 <zombie> FAT WOG SCUM
06:07:00 <zombie> HONEST CUNT THO
07:24:00 <Glenn> Good morning all! :)
07:26:00 <lisa> morning Glenn
07:38:00 <Glenn> Hey lisa!!!!
07:38:00 <Glenn> Sorry, at work kicking the workers into work. :P
07:39:00 <Glenn> I see b1rd graced the channel with his presence earlier too.
07:39:00 <lisa> yeah after being z-lined last night
07:39:00 <lisa> changed his nick to tozzaNibiza[dead]
07:39:00 <Glenn> Was zapped again a bit after 6am. Must be on a downer.
07:42:00 <lisa> shame he can't be permanently zapped
07:43:00 <lisa> for doxxing people
07:43:00 <Glenn> Too easy coming back via a proxy or web host these days.
07:45:00 <Glenn> But... if all proxy and web hosts were blocked, there'd be very few users on AustNet left.
07:49:00 <lisa> yes only the normal chatters and no trolls
07:49:00 <lisa> god forbid :P
07:49:00 <Glenn> Indeed!
07:53:00 <possesd> Ello
07:56:00 <possesd> How you all doing? =^^=
07:58:00 <possesd> Bbl
08:09:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaqwEF0BU4w
08:09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Don't do this to a truck.. (May 16, 2017) Length: 0:21 - Category: People & Blogs - 39 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:26:00 <possesd> I hate how this waiter keeps touching me like he's my coffee guardian
08:27:00 <possesd> I'm not at jumpin jacks ffs
08:33:00 <possesd> Hi kezzie!
08:34:00 <possesd> You have the same name as my 2nd ever gf
08:34:00 <Kezzie> Ok
08:35:00 <possesd> :-) kezza's are cool
08:35:00 <possesd> I bet you are now huh :-)
08:37:00 <possesd> She introduced me to 'everything but the girl'
08:50:00 <possesd> A lady just sat opposite me at this cafe and gave me a smile
08:51:00 <possesd> She's bout 45 tho
08:54:00 <lisa> she might want to teach you a thing or two
08:55:00 <AndroUser2> What could she teach me? :-)
08:56:00 <AndroUser2> I dced...it's possesd here
08:59:00 <Sheldon> Sorry lisa I dced
08:59:00 <Sheldon> It's possesd here. What do you think she'd teach me? :-)
09:02:00 <Sheldon> Not to talk about anything related to a woman's waistline?
09:03:00 <Sheldon> I think I could learn alot
09:05:00 <Sheldon> Changing nick...zzz
09:09:00 <possesd> When are they starting the save the dogs in Africa anyway?
09:11:00 <possesd> I heard they had alot of sick dogs
09:12:00 <possesd> Bob Marley is playing at groovetrain. ..ironic
09:14:00 <possesd> Imagine if india got involved about the cows
09:15:00 <possesd> Save da beef!
09:16:00 <possesd> Lisa you're not even mildly amused?
09:19:00 <possesd> Tibet would ban fly spray
09:23:00 <possesd> There'd even be open sewers
09:27:00 <possesd> And all the plants would have a night light
09:28:00 <possesd> And we'd be left eating dirt
09:28:00 <possesd> I'd have hated to have been in that garden of eden
10:01:00 <possesd> I need chopin
10:20:00 <possesd> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=liTSRH4fix4
10:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chopin - Complete Nocturnes (Brigitte Engerer) (May 8, 2015) Length: 01:56:17 - Category: People & Blogs - 20,735,281 views views - 83,300 likes (96.9%), 2,694 dislikes (3.1%)
10:21:00 <possesd> She doesn't play that well tho
10:22:00 <possesd> Her semi quavers go on for hours lol
10:23:00 <possesd> Hey rosh :-)
10:24:00 <^Roshanda^> hey possesd
10:25:00 <possesd> How chu doing hunny?
10:25:00 <^Roshanda^> not ya hunny and im in pain
10:25:00 <possesd> Ohhh. Bugger
10:25:00 <possesd> To both lol
10:26:00 <possesd> Seen a doc for it?
10:30:00 <possesd> I studied 2 years of medicine
10:32:00 <possesd> Brb
11:21:00 <Kelevra> hey shaun
11:23:00 <Glenn> Hey Kelevra! :))
11:24:00 <Glenn> Hi ibiza! :)
11:24:00 <Kelevra> hey Glenn :)
11:24:00 <Glenn> :)
11:24:00 <Kelevra> hows the day treating you?
11:25:00 <Glenn> Slow... finished one contract, almost finished the second for the day... looking forward to a feed now.
11:28:00 <Kelevra> I had the best dinner, I'm still full
11:28:00 <Kelevra> lamb backstrap
11:49:00 <^Roshanda^> away [r: afk]
13:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Agent
13:51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Is not
13:51:00 <Devil45> he is a bit warm
13:51:00 <Devil45> ;p
13:52:00 <Devil45> so hes in between cool and hot
14:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh was a relaxed day
14:10:00 <^Roshanda^> back [r: afk] [2h20m55s]
14:10:00 <Devil45> next year he gets to do it again - hitting the big 3 - 0
14:13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I know :/
14:14:00 <Devil45> been there done it
14:14:00 <Devil45> my fear is 2019 - hitting the big 5 - 0
14:14:00 <Devil45> wanna swap tozza? :D
14:14:00 <Devil45> kidding.
14:15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nope
14:16:00 <Devil45> i was kidding
14:20:00 <Devil45> i wouldnt want to swap with someone who was nearing 50 if i was 30 either.
14:28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
14:29:00 <^Roshanda^> away [r: aunty nap]
14:56:00 <lonewolfSHIRT> b1rd = https://prnt.sc/f8qi32
14:56:00 <lonewolfSHIRT> https://prnt.sc/f8qi32
14:58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
14:59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Could have done without seeing that
15:06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LonewolfSHIRT lmfao that nickname has got me laffin
15:12:00 <Arbition> hehe I'm watching Dragon Ball Super
15:12:00 <Arbition> Written test to make sure all entrants are smart enough to understand the rules
15:12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
15:15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> `op
15:26:00 <lawls> With servers located in Australia and the USA, AustNet is an excellent IRC network to troll. If you get glined, leave it to attempt to reconnect, after a while, you get let in again. Make sure that when you get back in, you retain the same nick and say "Hi guys, I'm back" for maximum annoyance. It can also be fun to mass register nicknames on AustNet as they require no email authentication like any real ircd.
15:27:00 <lawls> Awolf is a 30 year old man (as of 2014) who lives at home with his dearest mother and cat, doesn't work and eats KFC a lot, while pretending to work out. He is well known for telling people in his personal room, #cats, that he's off to do some "weights", only to return 30 seconds later. #cats is an interesting channel where Awolf goes to seek solace, but only finds mockery and laughter at the hands of many. He is also known by the name mrwuf, further ce
15:27:00 <lawls> In more recent news, Awolf had his dole/welfare payments suspended due to refusing to participate in the "Work for the Dole" program. With no income at all now, he mooches further from his mother and has sunk more into the permanent basement dwelling moleman lifestyle. He has gone into self-imposed exile from #cats, after the users of the channel he made trolled him so much about being a sexless, jobless loser that he had to leave, transferring ownershi
15:29:00 <lawls> AustNet was the target of a ddos attack by iCER/darkacid but he bragged got owned then went to court and shit but got off quickly making it irrelevant.
15:30:00 <lawls> BlackDevil is an IRCop of Austnet who has a script tied into to his IRC client that auto-informs on Youtube and TinyURL links. He also has a script that will auto z-line any user who links to this article in any room he is in. BlackDevil is a known #cats regular who recently pulled off a coup over the #melbourne channel, due to his dislike for the active ChanOP Serenity as well as wanting his #cats friends to be able to partake in the only active chat r
15:30:00 <lawls> https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Austnet#Awolf_aka_mrwuf
15:31:00 <lawls> https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Austnet
15:31:00 <Devil45> no one cares.
15:31:00 <Devil45> fuckhead
15:32:00 <Glenn> Very informative.
15:32:00 <Devil45> load of BULLSHIT pasted by a wanker
15:33:00 <Glenn> Looks like most came from a website baaned by AustNet.
15:33:00 <Arbition> funny, mrwuf himself reckons that the nature of the insults used by a person reflects their own insecurity. So what does ranting and raving like that say about them?
15:33:00 <Glenn> He's a nutter?
15:33:00 <Arbition> I would mostly agree with that as a rule of thumb, it certainly acts as a useful point of analysis
15:34:00 <Arbition> No, that whoever it is that posted that is concerned about their own situation
15:34:00 <Arbition> financially and/or in terms of fitness
15:34:00 <Devil45> mental fitness by the sound of it
15:34:00 <Devil45> and lack of intelligence
15:34:00 <Arbition> not likely
15:34:00 <Arbition> I mean, it shows that
15:34:00 <Devil45> only an IDIOT would paste shit like that in here
15:34:00 <Glenn> The guys who claims to own to original postings is still about on AustNet, but doesn't come here to my knowledge.
15:34:00 <Arbition> but not their concern of it
15:35:00 <Devil45> it smacks of beaker - the pasting
15:35:00 <Glenn> No... I don't think so.
15:35:00 <Arbition> oh well
15:35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That shit is years old now
15:36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Boring zzz
15:36:00 <Devil45> the part that pisses me off is how stupid it is
15:38:00 <Devil45> makes my blood boil
15:43:00 <Kelevra> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14212011_1235646679799712_4809138351217535026_n.jpg?oh=bc3901aa2c52ba6a048ee9e6ed3b5212&oe=59C2CDF5
15:43:00 <Kelevra> fkn disgusting
15:44:00 <Arbition> I have no idea who this is
15:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wtf
15:44:00 <zaim> those are foxes
15:45:00 <zaim> those kill live stock
15:45:00 <Kelevra> zaim no they're cats
15:45:00 <zaim> lol
15:45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont think dem cats
15:45:00 <Arbition> Cats kill small native marsupials
15:45:00 <Kelevra> don't go breaking my heart and be all cuntish
15:45:00 <Arbition> either way
15:45:00 <zaim> they aint cats dude
15:45:00 <Kelevra> they are babycakes
15:45:00 <Arbition> but yeah they look like foxes
15:45:00 <Arbition> both of which are a problem for local wildlife
15:45:00 <zaim> http://www.pngmart.com/files/1/Fox-Transparent-Background.png
15:46:00 <Kelevra> I'm a hunter
15:46:00 <zaim> look at the tails
15:46:00 <Kelevra> look @ your tail
15:46:00 <zaim> Kelevra stop playing us. they foxes
15:46:00 <zaim> ARE U DRUNK WOMAN
15:46:00 <Kelevra> it's on backwards
15:46:00 <Kelevra> NO LADY
15:46:00 <Kelevra> they're cats
15:46:00 <Arbition> I was looking at the snout of the one furthest left
15:46:00 <zaim> npz. they katz.
15:46:00 <zaim> mew.
15:46:00 <Kelevra> meow
15:46:00 <Arbition> slight problem with the detail of the photo
19:57:00 <Nice1> spit
20:05:00 <amelia> why is he banned
20:06:00 <Nice1> done something bad?
20:06:00 <^bozojim> hello amelia
20:06:00 <^bozojim> good morning MiaOneness
20:07:00 <MiaOneness> hello ^bozojim, how are you this morning? Get a lot done as you were hoping?
20:07:00 <amelia> hello jimbo
20:07:00 <possesd> Ello everyone :-)
20:07:00 <^bozojim> I am good thanks and I got a lot done
20:08:00 <Skirmish> lol @ stompin being banned.
20:08:00 <MiaOneness> ^bozojim what did you attempt?
20:08:00 <Skirmish> That's what he gets for repeating himself for 7 years.
20:08:00 <amelia> wot did he do
20:08:00 <amelia> wot u mean?
20:08:00 <Nice1> thats alot of repeats
20:08:00 <^bozojim> I got the apple box completed
20:08:00 <amelia> he never causes trouble
20:08:00 <^bozojim> and got 7 squares done of the quilt
20:09:00 <^bozojim> and have started on the needle case
20:09:00 <Skirmish> [20:06] <nipmots> Skirmish hows the lada going <----- He has been saying that for like 7 years.
20:09:00 <Skirmish> He has been banned for not being creative enough.
20:09:00 <^bozojim> as well as mixed 18 litres of slip for slip casting
20:09:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon is a lada
20:09:00 <MiaOneness> you know ^bozojim i told Agent that you were born with 9
20:09:00 <Skirmish> It's a shitty eastern euro 4wd.
20:09:00 <MiaOneness> 9%visison, he didnt believe me
20:09:00 <^bozojim> I was
20:09:00 <MiaOneness> and then he said its not that ba 9%, i dont know
20:09:00 <^bozojim> some of us just run with what we have
20:09:00 <MiaOneness> I was quite impressed by it
20:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> amelia i banned nipmots
20:10:00 <^bozojim> thank you
20:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Like a week ago
20:10:00 <amelia> ye i checked
20:10:00 <Skirmish> http://www.dayztv.com/pic/dayz-lada-niva-is-going-to-be-added-in-dayz/ <---- Lada.
20:10:00 <Skirmish> tozza[Mobile]: He is harmless though like amelia said. He just says the same shit over and over again.
20:10:00 <amelia> the fuck is that shit hole
20:11:00 <amelia> wot did he do? i never seen him be a shithead, jus playful, so was jus curious
20:11:00 <Skirmish> You would be better off banning deadpandadolls rather than stompin.
20:13:00 <possesd> Family
20:13:00 <possesd> Lol
20:13:00 <Epi> Sis's car got stolen, then found pretty quick by cops
20:14:00 <Skirmish> Muslim activist Yassmin Abdel-Magied has told the nation’s oil and gas executives that the Deepwater Horizon disaster could have been avoided if those making decisions about the doomed rig had been drawn from more diverse backgrounds.
20:14:00 <Skirmish> LOL 'you could have avoided that situation with more vaginas and a few furries'
20:14:00 <^bozojim> hi ibiza
20:14:00 <Epi> Skirmish, an eskimo and abborigional
20:15:00 <Epi> pretty diverse, almost opposites sides of teh planet
20:15:00 <possesd> I think that's a issue too big for me on my couch eating potato chips
20:16:00 <Skirmish> Might have to send my boss an email saying we're not diverse enough. Need more vaginas and a few furries.
20:16:00 <possesd> Incase you wanted to know, they're thins
20:16:00 <Skirmish> That should be enough to make things interesting.
20:18:00 <possesd> We're all swinging right. You're 1 vote
20:19:00 <possesd> Which reminds me, I need to sign the ban the bag pertition
20:21:00 <couleurs> Hi All
20:21:00 <possesd> My grandmother is 94 and she says, "nothing will ever change." May as well just cruize
20:21:00 <possesd> Hi coulie
20:21:00 <possesd> Family
20:21:00 <couleurs> can't chat, FiFa
20:22:00 <possesd> Ohh. Putting a bet?
20:23:00 <sluggz> Gday
20:23:00 <possesd> The espn esports suck anyway
20:23:00 <sluggz> Hi tozza
20:23:00 <sluggz> Hi ibiza
20:23:00 <sluggz> Sup bros
20:23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice
20:23:00 <couleurs> yea
20:24:00 <lisa> love your work ChanOP
20:24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
20:24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That was me
20:24:00 <lisa> oh
20:24:00 <possesd> If you can get to a decent pub, they play em
20:24:00 <lisa> did you remove the ban
20:24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No
20:24:00 <lisa> it was working automatically earlier
20:24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i unbanned batman
20:25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> but the nickname
20:26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not the host
20:26:00 <lisa> well i just set it again
20:26:00 <possesd> It's really busy at the cafés tonight
20:26:00 <lisa> only for that uid
20:26:00 <lisa> you're still here on irccloud so it's not a host ban
20:27:00 <possesd> Not even pension day
20:29:00 <possesd> They all congest everything on thursday lool
20:37:00 <couleurs> who let the dogs out!!!!!!!!!
20:38:00 <possesd> Coulie probably you
20:38:00 <couleurs> HeHe
20:38:00 <couleurs> Maeby.
20:38:00 <beagle> que queiren beber
20:38:00 <beagle> what would you like to drink ? in spanish :D
20:39:00 <beagle> this translator arrived today
20:39:00 <possesd> Fifa is pretty intense, just sayin
20:39:00 <couleurs> thx
20:39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Over that game
20:40:00 <Epi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zljgcc-RnFA
20:40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "get in the bag" cat instantly regrets getting in the bag (May 5, 2017) Length: 0:43 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,028,972 views views - 15,916 likes (97%), 494 dislikes (3%)
20:40:00 <possesd> Tekken 3 did the same thing to me, but it was meals
20:41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lisa
20:41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> See
20:42:00 <lisa> yeah that's the one you set last night
20:42:00 <lisa> undo it
20:43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I had undone it 30 mins ago
20:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Weird
20:44:00 <possesd> Couldn't you just use a new vpn?
20:45:00 <batman> Hi
20:45:00 <possesd> Ello
20:45:00 <lisa> wb batman
20:45:00 <lisa> sorry for the mixup
20:45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
20:48:00 <sluggz> Aaahhhh
20:48:00 <possesd> I'm switching to the groovetrain. Brb
20:48:00 <sluggz> I'm back
20:48:00 <couleurs> I Hate Manure!!!!!!!!!!!
20:49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Batman
20:49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What r u doing
20:49:00 <batman> Cleaning
20:49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lisa was that you just now
20:50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And oh wow life if the party you batman
20:50:00 <lisa> yes
20:50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gahd damn
20:55:00 <possesd> Coulies: have you tried dynamic lifter?
20:55:00 <possesd> The blood of animals works just as well...lol
20:56:00 <possesd> And if TheRon was here we'd need an alter for that
21:02:00 <couleurs> what
21:03:00 <oko121111> silly millenials banning me for no reason
21:03:00 <oko121111> always remember, amelia is mine
21:03:00 <possesd> What do you mean what?
21:03:00 <couleurs> hi hagrid
21:03:00 <oko121111> hi faggot
21:04:00 <possesd> Ugh
21:04:00 <couleurs> ReKt
21:05:00 <possesd> Hagrid lol
21:05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Why hagrid
21:05:00 <possesd> How do you know his real name?
21:05:00 <couleurs> he looks like him
21:06:00 <possesd> Ohhh
21:06:00 <couleurs> the fat 1 from harry potter
21:06:00 <possesd> So he could feature on the new lottoland commercial
21:07:00 <couleurs> he gets really cranky @ me for chatting 2 amelia 2
21:07:00 <possesd> Loool
21:07:00 <possesd> I'm usually just one of the girls
21:07:00 <MiaOneness> MEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
21:08:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> whoreeeee
21:08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb ibiza
21:08:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ta
21:08:00 <possesd> Shame you didn't get the commercial
21:09:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> anyone want to eat,my smeg
21:09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
21:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ibiza has the smeg of satans fetted foreskin
21:10:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> oh behave
21:11:00 <possesd> I don't eat carbs
21:11:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
21:12:00 <possesd> Do you ibiza?
21:12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
21:13:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I eat pussy
21:13:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> as that is fat free
21:14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I ate pussy in springvale
21:14:00 <possesd> No its not. It's carbs
21:14:00 <possesd> Yeast
21:14:00 <possesd> Lol
21:14:00 <possesd> Gluten free diets
21:15:00 <possesd> More like a trip to a good doctor
21:16:00 <possesd> Anyone follow the NBA?
21:17:00 <beagle> not on free to air much
21:17:00 <possesd> Those damn spurs man
21:17:00 <couleurs> National Boobs Ass? Yes Please!!!!!!!!!
21:17:00 <possesd> Fuck coulie you followed did you?
21:18:00 <possesd> Was it even a good game?
21:18:00 <possesd> ;-)
21:20:00 <possesd> I'll challenge you to big brain one day
21:20:00 <beagle> go on the chase
21:20:00 <amelia> lollllll cereals u stalker
21:20:00 <possesd> Fuckin stalkers
21:20:00 <amelia> how was stalking practice today did u find some BeaN STaLKZ
21:21:00 <possesd> Amelia that's a single bean by choice
21:22:00 <possesd> A big brain match would be pointless
21:23:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> serenity now
21:24:00 <possesd> Once a man can cook and clean and hasn't been suprised
21:24:00 <couleurs> hi ame not allowed 2 talk 2 u n e more cos oko said so ok bye
21:24:00 <possesd> Lool
21:24:00 <amelia> fuk
21:25:00 <couleurs> <couleurs> hi ame how was samsung 8 pilates class 2 day did u learn n e new moves or wot m8
21:25:00 <possesd> All you need is a fucking credit card haha
21:25:00 <couleurs> their u go
21:25:00 <possesd> Loool
21:25:00 <amelia> much better :)))))))))
21:25:00 <possesd> I want the dammn thing too
21:25:00 <possesd> Lol
21:26:00 <couleurs> not sure if i got hayfever or flufever now
21:26:00 <possesd> Postal long distance hunny
21:26:00 <amelia> yes thnx i did sung wif sam n did figure 8s @ pilates was gr8 feeln real goid n stretched thnx
21:26:00 <couleurs> LauGHin OuT LoUdz
21:27:00 <amelia> can u get hay fever in winter
21:27:00 <possesd> You can learn to spit out snot real fast
21:27:00 <possesd> Lol
21:27:00 <couleurs> maybe at a farm where there's lots of hay.......
21:28:00 <possesd> I'm never making a spider egg ball
21:28:00 <amelia> hay hay
21:28:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
21:29:00 <possesd> Haha
21:29:00 <possesd> How's my big brain score?
21:29:00 <possesd> 1850
21:30:00 <possesd> The bitch even broke 1750
21:31:00 <amelia> i really have no idea what you're talking about
21:31:00 <amelia> do u want a bean stalk
21:31:00 <couleurs> me either
21:31:00 <amelia> 2bad
21:31:00 <possesd> Fuck no
21:31:00 <amelia> spiders n eggs n balls n bitches n big brains n scores...
21:32:00 <possesd> Coffee
21:32:00 <possesd> Cigarettes
21:32:00 <possesd> Free money for ma girls
21:32:00 <couleurs> dis nostril sprayer doesn't even do n e thing
21:33:00 <possesd> Looool
21:33:00 <possesd> I'm not parachuting benedrix
21:33:00 <amelia> try cocaines
21:33:00 <couleurs> NiCe
21:33:00 <amelia> FiX u RiGHT uP
21:34:00 <couleurs> i'm in luv wit da CoCo
21:34:00 <possesd> I'm stuck on the poppy
21:34:00 <possesd> Haha coulie
21:34:00 <possesd> That's cute
21:35:00 <possesd> Don't forget less salt in the diet ok
21:35:00 <amelia> such a cute lil CouLie
21:35:00 <possesd> No amms
21:35:00 <possesd> I'm equal opportunity
21:36:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/z595f
21:36:00 <couleurs> me
21:36:00 <possesd> I just need to harden up a bit
21:36:00 <possesd> Lol
21:36:00 <possesd> Lool
21:37:00 <possesd> I'm nearly there
21:37:00 <possesd> Got 8kg to go
21:37:00 <possesd> Satan keeps too many supplies
21:38:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAH
21:38:00 <possesd> And the spider web is fucking sticky
21:38:00 <amelia> poor dude
21:38:00 <amelia> def worth it
21:39:00 <possesd> I love being a man so much
21:39:00 <possesd> 5 days makes me so tired
21:40:00 <possesd> Irc is going to make me blend
21:41:00 <possesd> Like a chamelion
21:41:00 <couleurs> i love how he bounces off the barrier
21:41:00 <couleurs> ridiculous
21:41:00 <possesd> I'm seriously trying my best
21:42:00 <^bozojim> hello Stranger
21:42:00 <Stranger> hi ^bozojim
21:42:00 <possesd> You 2...family?
21:42:00 <possesd> We can be buds right?
21:44:00 <couleurs> :~o
21:45:00 <Raichu> No way that's the legit Netz
21:46:00 <Sheldon> Fuck!
21:46:00 <^bozojim> hi Raichu
21:46:00 <amelia> do u scan the nick list soon as u join
21:46:00 <Raichu> Yep
21:46:00 <Raichu> lols
21:46:00 <Raichu> Good evening Jimmy
21:48:00 <amelia> wtf is labour day
21:48:00 <Raichu> A day celebrating working 8 hour days.. By not working
21:48:00 <Raichu> lol
21:48:00 <Sheldon> Politics
21:48:00 <Sheldon> Talk to your local electorate
21:49:00 <Raichu> Sheldon: That's Labor
21:49:00 <Sheldon> Australia is doomed
21:50:00 <Sheldon> I know and taking one day off per year as opposed to paying your debts is what now?
21:51:00 <Raichu> lol
21:51:00 <Raichu> Sucks to be casual
21:51:00 <Sheldon> 30%
21:51:00 <Sheldon> We're goin down the shitter
21:52:00 <Raichu> lol
21:52:00 <Raichu> How do you propose we fix it?
21:52:00 <^_belle_^> Hi cuties
21:52:00 <^_belle_^> ;)
21:52:00 <Sheldon> Halla belle
21:52:00 <Sheldon> Well fixing it is a country out of debt
21:52:00 <^_belle_^> Hai raichuuu
21:53:00 <Raichu> Yes
21:53:00 <^_belle_^> Hey bby netz
21:53:00 <Raichu> How do you propose we get out of debt?
21:53:00 <Raichu> Hi belle
21:53:00 <Raichu> Is it really you?
21:53:00 <Sheldon> Cut the fucking bullshit services
21:53:00 <^_belle_^> I think so?
21:54:00 <Raichu> Sheldon: Like?
21:54:00 <Sheldon> Our education is fucked
21:54:00 <Sheldon> Our road toll
21:54:00 <Sheldon> Fuck off
21:54:00 <^_belle_^> ;) i like it
21:54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
21:54:00 <Sheldon> Labour even fixed the roads
21:54:00 <Sheldon> My god
21:55:00 <Sheldon> What is that for? Tourists?
21:55:00 <Sheldon> Tell them to fuck off
21:56:00 <Sheldon> Every single person is going to have to pay the countries debt out of their pockets
21:56:00 <Sheldon> So make them appreciate the extra expense
21:56:00 <Sheldon> Tell them
21:57:00 <^_belle_^> Sheldon
21:57:00 <Raichu> Need to get the bleeding hearts out of power
21:57:00 <^_belle_^> Relax hun
21:57:00 <Sheldon> Ok bub
21:57:00 <Raichu> First step.
21:57:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile]
21:57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ?
21:57:00 <Kelevra> nic sent this for you
21:58:00 <^_belle_^> Hi Kelevra
21:58:00 <Sheldon> The parliamentary is based on old democratic techniques
21:58:00 <Kelevra> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/18492708_10213108807223154_308069046_n.jpg?oh=d12f75182f0767250abbd7d96d2875dd&oe=591D245D
21:58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
21:58:00 <Kelevra> cheeky old bitch haha
21:58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> what a cock up
21:58:00 <Kelevra> yeah lol
21:58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> cream cake aye
21:58:00 <Kelevra> ns she said to put it on your fb
21:58:00 <Kelevra> I said 'nah'
21:59:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
21:59:00 <^_belle_^> Hahahaha
21:59:00 <Kelevra> it was fkn lolworthy
21:59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Deffo
21:59:00 <^_belle_^> Thnx tozza hun
21:59:00 <Kelevra> gosh she's a classic
21:59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its a script but yw
21:59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> haha
21:59:00 <Sheldon> Law and order is getting beyond a joke. Don't nanny petty crime
21:59:00 <Kelevra> ^_belle_^ is a script?
22:00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah
22:00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The aV
22:00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> +
22:00:00 <Sheldon> Make them want to spend
22:00:00 <Kelevra> ahh
22:00:00 <Kelevra> Sheldon shh
22:00:00 <Sheldon> Kk
22:00:00 <Sheldon> :-)
22:02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tell her i appreciate the humour
22:02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And for wishing us happy birthday on me FB earlier
22:02:00 <Kelevra> hey thom I told my partner if he gets sick I'll leave himcause he'll probably die and that's upsetting and he's mad
22:02:00 <Kelevra> yeah she's fair cool heyb
22:02:00 <Kelevra> hey*
22:02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Well he should man up
22:02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And not get sick
22:02:00 <Kelevra> yeah well he shouldn't scare me
22:03:00 <Kelevra> he ate red jelly frogs and pissed red
22:03:00 <Kelevra> he thought it was blood
22:03:00 <Kelevra> so I went mental
22:03:00 <Kelevra> so when he goes to the toilet I watch him
22:03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wtf
22:03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I never heard of doing that
22:04:00 <Kelevra> he thinks it's weird but I think it's being caring
22:04:00 <Sheldon> Do you have a language barrier?
22:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> do you stick a thermo up his butt to take temp
22:04:00 <Kelevra> yeah well how can jelly frogs make you piss red?
22:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i never heard of that
22:04:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] he won't let me..
22:05:00 <Sheldon> I guess he won't go outside and commit crime
22:05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> just ask him if this rag smells of chlorophorm
22:05:00 <Kelevra> I'll watch him piss everyday
22:05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Then u can take it lol
22:05:00 <Kelevra> exactly my thoughts
22:05:00 <Kelevra> I'm so glad you come from my side of the town
22:06:00 <Sheldon> Just sell his head to italy once he's reached a ripe age
22:06:00 <Sheldon> Lol
22:06:00 <Kelevra> understanding is understood.
22:06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> yar
22:06:00 <Kelevra> Sheldon been watching hostel I see?
22:06:00 <Kelevra> o.O
22:06:00 <Sheldon> No. I read it on the news actually
22:06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im sitting here with my shotgun my nazi knife and my new fishing rod i feel like a fucking red neck
22:07:00 <Kelevra> oh and what was the outcome? you're typing on irc so you've not been arrested
22:07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gonna put the gun in the safe lol
22:07:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] I saw the pics from your bday
22:07:00 <Kelevra> you art thou redneckith
22:07:00 <Sheldon> Australian imo
22:07:00 <Sheldon> Lol
22:08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Slipknot and megadeth and pantera with booze and videogames we was very 80a
22:08:00 <Kelevra> tez qouldn't let me listen to pantera
22:08:00 <Kelevra> wouldn't*
22:09:00 <Sheldon> I never hardened up enough. But I delivered my kgs
22:09:00 <Kelevra> slipknot = corey taylor = meltanie
22:09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Iowa album is a beast
22:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> NOISES NOISES PPL MAKES NOISES PPL MAKE NOISES when there sick
22:10:00 <Sheldon> Ye kk
22:10:00 <Sheldon> Sounds good
22:10:00 <Kelevra> btw
22:10:00 <Kelevra> slipknot wasn't even a band in the 80's
22:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I know
22:10:00 <Kelevra> you're thinking of metallica
22:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But the others were
22:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pantera and megadeth
22:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> They 80s my love
22:11:00 <Kelevra> megadeth is crap
22:11:00 <Kelevra> slayer
22:11:00 <Kelevra> metallica
22:11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> prefere pantera
22:11:00 <Kelevra> nirvana
22:11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah not a nirvana dude
22:11:00 <Kelevra> have fun then
22:11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> blasphemy i know
22:11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> but i just dont
22:11:00 <Kelevra> foo fighters were good
22:11:00 <Kelevra> faith no more
22:12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Alice in chains can be ok
22:12:00 <Kelevra> ummm
22:12:00 <Kelevra> soad
22:12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh faith no more is decent
22:12:00 <Kelevra> yeah alice in chains
22:12:00 <Kelevra> garbage
22:12:00 <Sheldon> What about marilyn manson? Or is that crap?
22:12:00 <Kelevra> I'm only happy when it rains
22:12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> tainted love lol
22:12:00 <Kelevra> when I grow up
22:12:00 <Kelevra> tainted love is great
22:13:00 <Kelevra> muse is good
22:13:00 <Sheldon> I'm listening to the pale emporer atm
22:13:00 <Kelevra> probably too tame for you thom
22:14:00 <Kelevra> bloodhound gang - chasey lane
22:14:00 <Kelevra> fkn love it
22:14:00 <Kelevra> makes me want to.. endlessly do things
22:15:00 <Sheldon> Guys. You know your shit. Am I causing trouble?
22:15:00 <Kelevra> no..
22:16:00 <MickTaylor> lols
22:16:00 <MickTaylor> I think my VPS has issues
22:16:00 <MickTaylor> But I'm too lazy to fix it
22:18:00 <Kelevra> Sheldon I'm not a 'boy'
22:18:00 <Sheldon> I'm a fuckn pussycat and I hate it
22:18:00 <Sheldon> Ye ok kel
22:18:00 <President_Trump> epic props tho
22:18:00 <Kelevra> President_Trump go fuck yourself.
22:18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> yeh bad
22:20:00 <partay> tozza nigs
22:20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yo!
22:20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> svr mmmm
22:20:00 <partay> sup tozza
22:20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wtf lol
22:20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Scar non i mean
22:20:00 <Sheldon> :-)
22:21:00 <partay> tozza reeled in any bog ones lately ?
22:21:00 <partay> errr big
22:21:00 <President_Trump> Kelevra how was your day?
22:22:00 <Sheldon> I gotta split. Keep truckin. Cyas
22:22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Partay got a new rod and reel
22:22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Today
22:22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuckin love it
22:22:00 <partay> nice
22:23:00 <partay> test it out on the weekend ?
22:23:00 <Kelevra> President_Trump it was kind of like yours but moreso productive
22:23:00 <partay> I bet your new hangout is BCF
22:23:00 <Kelevra> I won't ask President_Trump how their day was cause it would've been boring
22:23:00 <Kelevra> hey partay
22:24:00 <tobor> hi
22:24:00 <Kelevra> usopurdy.com.au
22:24:00 <tobor> ne faggots
22:24:00 <Kelevra> hey tozza
22:24:00 <Kelevra> hey tobor
22:24:00 <Kelevra> even
22:24:00 <tobor> hey Kelevra
22:24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh ?
22:24:00 <partay> the fucking robotage
22:24:00 <President_Trump> lols why so hostile Kelevra?
22:25:00 <partay> President_Trump Kelevra douchebag radar is beeping
22:25:00 <tobor> hey hey
22:25:00 <tobor> mr partay himself
22:25:00 <President_Trump> whys that partay? is darren here?
22:26:00 <partay> Have all you fuckers bowed to robot today ?
22:26:00 <Kelevra> tobor don't start
22:26:00 <Kelevra> partay is MINE.
22:27:00 <tobor> k
22:27:00 <Kelevra> he shares his dick pics with me.
22:27:00 <tobor> i wouldn't infringe on your territory Kelevra
22:27:00 <Kelevra> partay what are you listening to or watching?
22:27:00 <partay> im watching a doco on New Order
22:27:00 <Kelevra> tobor yes well that'd be a polite route to take.
22:28:00 <partay> and listening to a 90's music compilation
22:28:00 <Kelevra> listening to soundgarden baby <3
22:28:00 <tobor> yea
22:29:00 <Kelevra> yep
22:29:00 <Kelevra> thats how my shit rolls
22:30:00 <partay> black hole sun
22:30:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's what I was listening to
22:31:00 <Kelevra> fkn love the lead singer
22:31:00 <Kelevra> he's so gay looking
22:31:00 <Kelevra> I bet he likes men
22:31:00 <Kelevra> males..
22:32:00 <Kelevra> now I'm listening to snow patrol
22:32:00 <Kelevra> chasing patrol
22:33:00 <Kelevra> then i'm going to listen to scribe
22:33:00 <partay> lol
22:33:00 <Kelevra> I'm planning my downfall right now
22:33:00 <Kelevra> partay only the pretty die young
22:33:00 <partay> true
22:34:00 <Kelevra> you should've died yesterday.
22:34:00 <partay> i just bought a racecar
22:34:00 <partay> be patient
22:34:00 <Kelevra> bullfknshit
22:34:00 <Kelevra> liar.
22:34:00 <tobor> what did u get
22:34:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> 3i8 naught
22:35:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> naughty naughty
22:35:00 <partay> true storyt
22:35:00 <partay> -t
22:35:00 <MickTaylor> lollll
22:35:00 <partay> yah BMW
22:35:00 <Kelevra> liar
22:35:00 <MickTaylor> Polly sure is dedicated
22:35:00 <partay> no lies
22:35:00 <Kelevra> fkn christ dude
22:35:00 <partay> ill get a pic
22:36:00 <Kelevra> yeah google one
22:36:00 <Kelevra> HAHAHA
22:36:00 <partay> lol
22:36:00 <partay> M36
22:36:00 <Kelevra> piece of shit M8
22:36:00 <partay> i used to race 2 wheels
22:36:00 <partay> RGV's
22:36:00 <Kelevra> nope
22:36:00 <Kelevra> you didn't.
22:36:00 <partay> yes i didly
22:37:00 <Kelevra> nope
22:37:00 <Kelevra> you know anthony and all he knows is shit..
22:37:00 <partay> hahaha
22:37:00 <partay> no
22:37:00 <partay> no lies
22:37:00 <Kelevra> werd if its true but I wouldn't brag about it
22:38:00 <Kelevra> it's like saying 'bad shit'
22:38:00 <Kelevra> just don't do it imo
22:42:00 <Kelevra> hey shaun
22:42:00 <Kelevra> nm, you?
22:43:00 <Kelevra> how weird is about chris
22:43:00 <Kelevra> buntime
22:43:00 <Kelevra> well he spends more time in thailand than aus
22:44:00 <Kelevra> fairly sure his mrs is a mr
22:44:00 <partay> lol
22:45:00 <partay> ibiza knows hos soi's
22:45:00 <partay> yep
22:50:00 <MickTaylor> 18 weeks for Windows is a fair feat
22:52:00 <tobor> http://i.imgur.com/tTJmvGr.mp4
22:52:00 <tobor> me after work on a monday
22:52:00 <MickTaylor> lol
22:52:00 <MickTaylor> Me ftw!
22:52:00 <tobor> ok bye
22:53:00 <MickTaylor> Win2k had the most server like feel to it
22:59:00 <Sheldon> Ello.
23:00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb
23:00:00 <Sheldon> Thanks
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