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14:00 <tozza> hi
15:00 <trippy> high
15:00 <trippy> low
15:00 <trippy> up
15:00 <trippy> down
15:00 <trippy> left
15:00 <trippy> right
15:00 <tozza> let me guess its romeo
19:00 <romeo> stoned
19:00 <romeo> drunk
19:00 <romeo> sober
19:00 <romeo> alive
19:00 <romeo> dead
19:00 <tozza> ol
19:00 <romeo> hehe
19:00 <tozza> ok champ
20:00 <psidawg> lol
21:00 <psidawg> tozza 
21:00 <psidawg> there was some nick b4
21:00 <psidawg> kept joining for like half an hr long
21:00 <psidawg> lol
23:00 <tozza> yeh i seen
23:00 <tozza> it was that bot u told me of
28:00 <tozza> where is everyone lol
28:00 <tozza> gahddamn
29:00 <tozza> ZzZZZ
30:00 <tozza> <+psidawg> i'm gonna cut & paste this into #nerdhacks
30:00 <tozza> ......^
31:00 <psidawg> ?
31:00 <psidawg> oh
31:00 <psidawg> ahhahah
31:00 <psidawg> just some fag was trolling me with skirmish's fake nick
31:00 <psidawg> lol
32:00 <psidawg> brb
32:00 <psidawg> vbs
32:00 <tozza> vbs?
35:00 <psidawg> yep u want 1?
35:00 <psidawg> lol
35:00 <Epi> http://i.imgur.com/ZkktWEZ.png
36:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hello
36:00 <erratic> Epi: lol
37:00 <tozza> lol
37:00 <tozza> het spanish
37:00 <tozza> getting ready for the party this weekend
38:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hey tozze
38:00 <tozza> im pulling out all the crts now 
38:00 <tozza> gonna set them up outside
38:00 <tozza> 4 crts with consoles
38:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Where's are the bitches
38:00 <erratic> what are the crts for
38:00 <tozza> its a suasage party mate so no undressing eyes
38:00 <tozza> erratic for old consoles
38:00 <psidawg> cool, am i invited?
39:00 <psidawg> =D
39:00 <tozza> sure dawg
39:00 <psidawg> lol jk
39:00 <psidawg> =]
39:00 <tozza> its for my birthday
39:00 <psidawg> no shit?
39:00 <erratic> oh cool 
39:00 <tozza> mmhmm
39:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> U old fart
39:00 <psidawg> oh 
39:00 <psidawg> yeh
39:00 <psidawg> u're turning 30 yeh bro?
39:00 <psidawg> lol i memba u said otha day
39:00 <tozza> yeh turning 29
40:00 <psidawg> getting there
40:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> One more year to go
40:00 <psidawg> lol
40:00 <tozza> spanish is 60
40:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Nah
40:00 <psidawg> could u plz delay it n do it nxt weekend?
40:00 <psidawg> hahahaha
41:00 <tozza> yeh nahhh
41:00 <Epi> 32 here -_- i mean 30
41:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I'm 40
42:00 <psidawg> sausgae party?
42:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Lol
42:00 <psidawg> wtf is that? sounds gay
42:00 <psidawg> lol
42:00 <tozza> yeh only dudes
42:00 <Epi> haha
42:00 <tozza> lol
42:00 <psidawg> damn
42:00 <psidawg> need some bitches bra
42:00 <psidawg> =]
42:00 <tozza> spanish is gonna spike the quiet guys drink n offer him a lift home
42:00 <Epi> psidawg at the door entry- you get a sausage, you tape it to your pants and try to touch other peoples sauage with yours :U
43:00 <psidawg> lol
43:00 <psidawg> ima too broke to go anyway
43:00 <psidawg> cant afford train ticket
43:00 <psidawg> =D
43:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Lol
43:00 <psidawg> thats y i said if he delays it then i'll come
44:00 <psidawg> gotta go jbnetwork appointment 2moro lol
44:00 <psidawg> gets paid nxt week sometimes
44:00 <tozza> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
44:00 <psidawg> finalllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
44:00 <psidawg> i have money
44:00 <psidawg> lol
44:00 <psidawg> been broke since starta yr
44:00 <psidawg> =D
45:00 <psidawg> tell me it's realllllllllll
45:00 <psidawg> lalalalalla
45:00 <psidawg> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41GHAV-HG4U
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: K-Ci & JoJo - Tell Me It's Real (Oct 5, 2009) Length: 4:10 - Category: Music - 21,266,858 views views - 75,882 likes (96.6%), 2,653 dislikes (3.4%)
45:00 <tozza> come work for us
45:00 <tozza> prob getr u a job finishing
45:00 <tozza> on days
45:00 <tozza> i can ask 
45:00 <tozza> see if there is a spot
47:00 <psidawg> which area?
47:00 <psidawg> far south east?
47:00 <psidawg> there's this mei chick
48:00 <psidawg> she's supposed to be in melb this week
48:00 <tozza> n if there is ill give u the phone number to contact
48:00 <tozza> ohh wait
48:00 <tozza> u got no car aye
48:00 <tozza> that makes it tough
48:00 <tozza> is she gonna lick my cac?
48:00 <psidawg> yer no car bro
48:00 <psidawg> i got car just no license
49:00 <tozza> aiight
50:00 <psidawg> LMAOOO
51:00 <psidawg> fag's online
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wtf lol
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im pinging
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hmmm
57:00 <psidawg> pingi who?
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 12:54 AM ⇐︎ • tozza quit ([email protected]): Ping timeout: 121 seconds
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pc not connecting
57:00 <erratic> Would anybody here happen to have an opinion about how drug and alcohol problems in au compare to the us? It doesn't actually matter except maybe to me to some extent 
58:00 <psidawg> it's more expensive
58:00 <psidawg> the law's softer
58:00 <psidawg> etc...
58:00 <tozza> i think usa is worse due to the fact of the wide mass amount of drug types available there
58:00 <tozza> many many meth labs everywhere there
58:00 <tozza> and the steady flow of cock and crack
59:00 <psidawg> cali's kg of coke is 25k usd
59:00 <psidawg> over here its quarter mill
59:00 <erratic> do you think that culturally people tend to have more respect for drugs and alcohol in au than in the us
59:00 <tozza> coke
59:00 <erratic> from like a responsible users standpoint I guess
00:00 <tozza> we dont have crack cocaine 
00:00 <tozza> everywhere has its issues
00:00 <tozza> scotland was terrible for heroin yonks back
01:00 <erratic> thats nice, I heard that crystal was kind of popular in au do you think it's becoming less of a problem at all?
01:00 <erratic> yeah heroin has killed a few people that I know
01:00 <erratic> or knew 
02:00 <tozza> i wouldnt know about the meth thing
03:00 <psidawg> ice is like the most popular drug in aus nearly a decade now bro
03:00 <tozza> but they seem to be siezing alot lately
03:00 <psidawg> heroin was more expensive than ice in early 2000
03:00 <tozza> i believe people holding amounts upto half a kilo should get life in jail
03:00 <psidawg> or b4 that
03:00 <psidawg> before the h shortage in 90s
03:00 <psidawg> back then 100bux for .3H
03:00 <psidawg> now it's the same, but crystal is like half grab for 2 - 300
04:00 <psidawg> gram
04:00 <psidawg> wb mia
05:00 <psidawg> can sum1 plz unban behhh for like a few mins??
05:00 <psidawg> lol
05:00 <tozza> wouldnt know lol
05:00 <tozza> dont asscociate with drug takers
05:00 <tozza> unless u wanna be one of them guys and say alcohol is a drug to tozza
06:00 <erratic> hahaha
06:00 <tozza> anywhoo bbs
06:00 <erratic> eh tozza alcohol is ok, I just need to stay away from it when I have more important shit to do the next day because realistically I need a day to recover from it so I can't really drink during weekdays and I probably shouldn't every weekend 
07:00 <psidawg> where r u erratic?
07:00 <psidawg> arent u in aus dude?
07:00 <psidawg> aus pay the most for drugs
07:00 <erratic> psidawg: I'm from Seattle I'm interested in finding work in Au if possible and getting relocated 
07:00 <MiaOneness> erratic, when you get to Aus, you will become a drinker. its part of the culture
08:00 <MiaOneness> 30C weather, lovely, just grand
08:00 <psidawg> ohhh
08:00 <erratic> MiaOneness: yeah a lot of it wouldn't be so bad if I were not irresponsible when I'm under the influence
08:00 <psidawg> u're that seattle dude from last week
08:00 <psidawg> ay man
08:00 <psidawg> =]
08:00 <erratic> Ive gotten alot better but still 
09:00 <psidawg> wassup
09:00 <erratic> yep still chillin yeah I really hope I can get there it'd be cool to meet some new people and focus on my life long term a bit
10:00 <erratic> just been thinking, doing some research 
10:00 <psidawg> not judging u or nothing
10:00 <psidawg> but if u're gonna do drugs, it'd be better u doing in here man
10:00 <erratic> I've been really burned out on seattle for a while mostly just have too many bad memories here
10:00 <psidawg> your laws sucks over there
10:00 <psidawg> lol
11:00 <psidawg> s'all good
11:00 <psidawg> drugz r bad
11:00 <psidawg> mkay? =]
11:00 <erratic> seattle is surprisingly pretty laid back though even though weed is legal here theres still strange laws that people disagree with and grow ops do get raided occasionally
12:00 <psidawg> well seattle wa. is a blue st8
12:00 <MiaOneness> do you smoke erratic
12:00 <erratic> hahaha I dont mind them, but I set the bar pretty high past a certain point because I wouldn't be well if I didn't lmao
12:00 <psidawg> aus as a whole, is more bluer than the the blue st8s over there
12:00 <erratic> yeah I do, my housemates all do as well 
13:00 <MiaOneness> cool
14:00 <erratic> I usually don't because Im not motivated enough to buy any very often but if its around I usually do and its been pretty standard for awhile 
14:00 <MiaOneness> ok fair enough
15:00 <erratic> usually when I live by myself I'll go buy some pot at the store every now and then, I used to go to have a drink or two or four after work every other day and would often smoke with people at the bar
15:00 <MiaOneness> just curious since it was legal thats all
15:00 <MiaOneness> hahah, i can imagine
15:00 <psidawg> were u tlaking bot tobacco or weed mia?
15:00 <MiaOneness> youd have some interesting tales
15:00 <psidawg> LOl
15:00 <psidawg> bout*
15:00 <erratic> oh yea, we've got eliquids, dabs (crackijuana) lol
15:00 <MiaOneness> no I was talking about weed
15:00 <psidawg> oh
15:00 <psidawg> hahaha
16:00 <MiaOneness> do you get hit on a lot erratic?
16:00 <erratic> eh depends, I usually get creeped out when I get hit on lol
16:00 <MiaOneness> awww
16:00 <MiaOneness> women makes passes at you?
17:00 <erratic> it happens, guys do it too
17:00 <MiaOneness> so whens relocation gonna happen, if it happens?
18:00 <erratic> not sure but I applied for some more jobs and hopefully if I keep that up I'll either get turned down enough times to know all the reasons why this can't work or I'll find someone who is interested in hiring me with a long term goal in mind
19:00 <erratic> most people who do hire somebody that they have to relocate or invest a lot of time or money into to train have a long term goal in mind 
20:00 <erratic> and that's definitely not a conflict of interest for me 
20:00 <erratic> unfortunately I have to explain the fact that I walked away from my job at amazon
21:00 <erratic> I wouldn't say that I've had a lot of jobs where I felt like I was better off
22:00 <erratic> I think I would have done a lot better at amazon if I had the same understanding earlier while I was there
23:00 <erratic> it's a really interesting place to work and you get exposed to a lot of everything at a very large scale 
25:00 <erratic> I was honestly really surprised that they hired me and that I even made it through the full round of interviews, I just applied through the job portal and got a call which led to another call then a day of interviews 
26:00 <erratic> then maybe two weeks after I started working there I had a grand mal seizure outside while I was smoking a cigarette and woke up in a hospital. Turns out the anti depressant I was taking may have lowered my seizure threshold 
27:00 <erratic> it messed me up for a while, and I was pretty freaked out and started an antiemetic short term which messed me up a bit too 
28:00 <erratic> talk about an embarassing experience though, I can't imagine how I would feel seeing someone drop the way I did much less somebody else 
29:00 <MiaOneness> amazon.. cool dude
29:00 <MiaOneness> I know someone who works for apple, and I blow smoke up his ass all the time
29:00 <MiaOneness> I always shop from amazon, quick delivery
30:00 <erratic> hahaha 
31:00 <erratic> amazon has kinda taken over the world
31:00 <erratic> https://www.google.com/maps/@47.6152465,-122.335763,3a,75y,42.85h,93.26t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s715s5La1lNakj52hpnr6HA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1
31:00 <erratic> all the way in the back in that alley way between these two buildings, the building I worked in is the tall one on the left 
32:00 <erratic> at least I was back there and not in front of the building where more people were likely to see me having a seizure xD 
32:00 <MiaOneness> heh
33:00 <MiaOneness> going for a darie
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Durry
34:00 <erratic> the elevators in that building suck
35:00 <erratic> there are always huge crowds waiting to use them despite there being 3 at certain times usually after lunch its the worst 
37:00 <erratic> they have two banks for 1-10 and 11-...22? and unfortunately my floor was still several flights up to just take one to the 10th and also its a pain in the ass to go through the 10th floor to 11th because they have a cafeteria and a reception room on the 10th 
38:00 <erratic> so you have to go through a security gate (badge in) walk up to the 11th floor via a special flight of stairs, walk back out a security gate to where the elevators for 10-21 are, sometimes this works and you get lucky and you'll get an elevator where a bunch of people are getting off on the 11th and you can get on quick instead of waiting in the line downstairs
42:00 <erratic> I always thought working on the top floor would be cool, and it kinda is I guess you get a good view but it sucks if you want to go smoke or go out to lunch. Supposedly some places have fixed this problem by prioritizing their elevators, where you select a floor you want to go to from a touchscreen and it tells you which elevator to go to but I dont think that would work in that building because 
42:00 <erratic> there's too many people 
43:00 <President_Trump> good gear bro?!?
45:00 <MiaOneness> oh i see. yes i guess being up top is not that admirable... i never worked up stairs to any place, so cant agree
46:00 <MiaOneness> oh is it bedtime yet
46:00 <MiaOneness> *yawns*
46:00 <erratic> after you do it every day you start to wish you worked in other buildings, its not like you can't still go in that building and go to one of the floors, most people can badge in alot of places
46:00 <MiaOneness> cant wait to eat dinner tonight
46:00 <MiaOneness> fair enough erratic. what kind of building are you in now?
46:00 <President_Trump> i hate walking up stairs and all the guys look up my dress, dirty bastards
47:00 <erratic> lol
47:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hi MiaOneness
47:00 <MiaOneness> hello Spanish[Mobile]
47:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> How's you going
48:00 <MiaOneness> alright, starting to develop a headache because i have cosplay in my head
48:00 <MiaOneness> it strains back of my head, have to adjust the straps, but only way i can do it , is cut it
48:00 <MiaOneness> then it will fly off with the wind
48:00 <ChanOP> Parting at the request of ibiza
49:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh
49:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What's cosplay
49:00 <erratic> MiaOneness: you have a good point anything is better than not having a job 
51:00 <psidawg> hahah`listban
51:00 <psidawg> `listban
52:00 <erratic> MiaOneness: but I actually like working I mostly needed some time to re-realize that
52:00 <psidawg> boringggggggggggggggggg
54:00 <MiaOneness> brb food
54:00 <President_Trump> pics
54:00 <President_Trump> lets see what slop is served up tonight
55:00 <erratic> does anybody ever use uber at all there?
55:00 <Spanish[Mobile]>  Mmm food
56:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I used uber
57:00 <erratic> some people here want to ban uber, I guess vancouver b.c banned it I couldn't use uber when I went up there 
59:00 <erratic> I use it sometimes when I'm going somewhere that I'm not familiar or I need to be somewhere in a hurry but I try to avoid it. I don't drive and I've never obtained a drivers license I've always gotten around on public transit 
00:00 <samborambo> im on via iphone app
00:00 <samborambo> test
00:00 <samborambo> lol
01:00 <psidawg> ib ib ib
01:00 <psidawg> u nip nip nip
01:00 <psidawg> phack u
01:00 <MiaOneness> had some takeaway souvlaki tonight
01:00 <psidawg> =D
01:00 <MiaOneness> it was huge, couldnt finish it
02:00 <psidawg> lol
02:00 <psidawg> =p
02:00 <samborambo> the app u cant see channel
02:00 <samborambo> members
02:00 <MiaOneness> not many in melbourne tonight
04:00 <MiaOneness> Whats President_Trump up to tonight
05:00 <samborambo> asl pls ... got pic?
05:00 <samborambo> haha
05:00 <psi\d3> nope
05:00 <psi\d3> Icq?
05:00 <psi\d3> lmaooo
05:00 <samborambo> 'ban MiaOneness -noexpire
06:00 <psi\d3> rui kun is azn
06:00 <psi\d3> i mean
06:00 <psi\d3> louis
06:00 <psi\d3> lol
06:00 <psi\d3> who r u louis
06:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Mmm yum
07:00 <MiaOneness> awww
07:00 <MiaOneness> ban me
07:00 <Louis> hello
07:00 <Louis> :)
07:00 <MiaOneness> well ill just have to use Undernet and Freenode then maybe Efnet
07:00 <psi\d3> ni hao ma
07:00 <psi\d3> conijuwa?
07:00 <MiaOneness> mmm deb gaywa
07:00 <Louis> genki des
08:00 <psi\d3> ah u nippon? deska?
08:00 <Louis> ohayo psi
08:00 <Louis> sou sou
08:00 <Louis> watashi wa nihongo
08:00 <psi\d3> ohayo... u kill aussie whales? deska?
08:00 <psi\d3> lmaooo
09:00 <psi\d3> j/k mate
09:00 <Louis> lol
09:00 <psi\d3> Tada no jōdan
10:00 <psi\d3> =]
10:00 <Louis> nah just aussie whale activists
10:00 <psi\d3> Anata wa sukidesu JAV ka?
10:00 <psi\d3> hahahaha
11:00 <psi\d3> thank god for google translate
11:00 <psi\d3> lol
12:00 <Louis> haha not sure what you just said
15:00 <psi\d3> i dont know either
15:00 <psi\d3> just using google transl8
15:00 <psi\d3> =D
19:00 <psi\d3> r u new here dude?
44:00 <clique> lol @ Spanish[Mobile] and tozza[Mobile]
44:00 <clique> both same pedos
47:00 <psi\d3> who u?
48:00 <psi\d3> `ban clique
48:00 <psi\d3> =D
53:00 <clique> psi\d3
53:00 <clique> hi
53:00 <clique> its jen
57:00 <psi\d3> i dunno who is u
57:00 <psi\d3> j/k 
57:00 <psi\d3> :D
58:00 <psi\d3> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrLkTZrPZA4
58:00 <psi\d3> lalallal
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Elton John - Sacrifice (Sep 1, 2010) Length: 4:50 - Category: Music - 101,623,328 views views - 337,609 likes (95.7%), 15,043 dislikes (4.3%)
45:00 <erratic> http://www.immigration-downunder.com/blog/4-steps-to-becoming-an-approved-employer-sponsor/
51:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> erratic
51:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> there's heaps of laboring jobs here
51:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> wat u need is a few grands to support urself when ur jobless at the start being here
52:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> u're not gonna find a job right away wen u come
52:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> lol
52:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> u cant just apply, then come over after...
53:00 <MiaOneness> its an EMPLOYER SPONSOR l0v3_sux_y0...
53:00 <MiaOneness> doh! are you drunk?
53:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> where's tozz?
53:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt2mbGP6vFI
53:00 <MiaOneness> anyways im out.. ciao
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Phil Collins - Another Day In Paradise (Official Music Video) (May 10, 2010) Length: 4:50 - Category: Music - 167,905,134 views views - 554,878 likes (97.4%), 14,710 dislikes (2.6%)
53:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> oh yeh
53:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> ahahha
54:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> lol
54:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> =D
56:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> still
56:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> doesnt matter of employer spnsored or not
56:00 <erratic> l0v3_sux_y0: https://www.border.gov.au/Trav/Visa-1/457-#tab-content-1
56:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> u cant just come with no job visa...
56:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> =]
57:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> lol
57:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> they're changing the 457 bro
57:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> u better reload that page after the midyr 1st jul
57:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> y
57:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> i dont think u'll get in
57:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> witht 457
57:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> unless u're PHD's
58:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> lol
58:00 <tozza> goodnight guys
58:00 <erratic> well 
58:00 <erratic> the reason I picked that one specifically is because I would think a lot of companies want to do contract to hire anyway 
59:00 <erratic> but I've heard about this 
59:00 <erratic> and I wonder what the criteria will be 
59:00 <erratic> Im also not familiar with the reasons why 
00:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> go sleep to phil collins tossa
00:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> =P
00:00 <tozza> ZZ not SS
00:00 <tozza> remember that 
00:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> phck u
00:00 <tozza> ZAR nor ser
00:00 <erratic> http://www.bakermckenzie.com/en/insight/publications/2017/04/reforms-to-the-457-and-186-visa-programmes/
01:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> erratic
01:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> u got a uni qualification?
01:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> any degree? if yes u're good
02:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> or else it'll be backpack attack tax yo
02:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> word!
02:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> lol
02:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuvtoyVi7vY
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Phil Collins - Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now) (Official Music Video) (May 10, 2010) Length: 3:31 - Category: Music - 32,926,516 views views - 85,277 likes (97.4%), 2,267 dislikes (2.6%)
02:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> tozza when his Fapper-mate is gone
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What
03:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> hahha
03:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> lol
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Stop shit stirring im tired
03:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> =P
03:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> go 2 sleep
03:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> who's telling u 2 stay up bro
03:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> dis cunt
03:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> same
04:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> it's 4
04:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> last beer and i'm done
05:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> i wish i could make u turn around
05:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> lalaalalala
08:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> damn
08:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> we gotta stop banning people
08:00 <l0v3_sux_y0> sydney's getting bigger
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sydney is full of bots
14:00 <psi\zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz> but it looks better bro
14:00 <psi\zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz> lol
15:00 <psi\zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz> man i'm so anxious for jobnetwork appointment
16:00 <psi\zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz> `join
18:00 <psidawg> ?
18:00 <psidawg> 04:18] -incognito.ca.us.austnet.org:#melbourne- *** tozza[Mobile] invited ChanOP into the channel
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ?
18:00 <psidawg> wat
18:00 <psidawg> lol
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh where is he lol
18:00 <psidawg> bring it back
19:00 <psidawg> lol
19:00 <psidawg> fkn bored cunt
19:00 <psidawg> do they drug test at ur print place bro?
20:00 <psidawg> i'm so anxious
20:00 <psidawg> i'll prolli do a str8 nighter
20:00 <psidawg> 1 more(sleepless) night
20:00 <psidawg> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKVq-P3z5Vg
20:00 <psidawg> alalalala
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Phil Collins - One More Night (Official Music Video) (May 11, 2010) Length: 5:20 - Category: Music - 39,983,667 views views - 120,831 likes (97.3%), 3,371 dislikes (2.7%)
20:00 <psidawg> plz gimme 1 more night
20:00 <psidawg> gimme more night
20:00 <psidawg> 1 more night
21:00 <psidawg> coz i can live 4eva
21:00 <psidawg> laalaal
22:00 <psidawg> [04:22] Tiffany is [email protected] * Daisy
22:00 <psidawg> [04:22] Tiffany on +#indonesia #sydney #asian_legends 
22:00 <psidawg> [04:22] Tiffany using irc.austnet.org AustNet
22:00 <psidawg> [04:22] Tiffany has identified to services
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> K
22:00 <psidawg> [04:22] Tiffany End of /WHOIS list.
22:00 <psidawg> -
22:00 <psidawg> [04:22] <psidawg> hey baby
22:00 <psidawg> [04:22] <psidawg> are u asian?
22:00 <psidawg> [04:22] <psidawg> do u suck dicks?
23:00 <psidawg> =P
24:00 <psidawg> u're proli right bro, it's a bot
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its not in here so fuck it
28:00 <erratic> psidawg: thank you for the info 
29:00 <erratic> I think I understand this pretty well, yes I might still be eligible but I feel kinda bad because I feel like the reason that this is being changed is because people are are nationals of au have been displaced by foreign workers?
29:00 <psidawg> ?
30:00 <psidawg> hahhahah no need to explain man
30:00 <psidawg> i'm just a dumb cunt lol
30:00 <psidawg> dw bout it
30:00 <erratic> no actually this is good info that I needed to understand better 
30:00 <psidawg> =]
30:00 <psidawg> wel u're welcome then
31:00 <psidawg> u'd prolli a job b4 me lol
31:00 <psidawg> given u're UN-australian
31:00 <psidawg> lol
34:00 <erratic> the only thing that potentially discriminates against your education is the english language requirement, which is an english test that I may have to go there and take before I can apply externally to the country, I hope its not that bad, but it's a requirement that I can fulfill pretty easily, I've taken Canada's version of it 
34:00 <erratic> there's some eligibility requirements also around relevant work experience which I've got covered though 
36:00 <psidawg> clueless wtf u just said
36:00 <psidawg> lol
36:00 <psidawg> sit's prolli half rench
36:00 <psidawg> =D
38:00 <erratic> yeah they all kinda are
38:00 <erratic> the uk probably has a hell of a mess ahead of it 
39:00 <erratic> but I dont really understand what their problems are nor australia for that matter, this is kind of a learning experience for me :) 
40:00 <psidawg> ??
41:00 <psidawg> nothing's the probs bro
41:00 <psidawg> just mirc's texts on avg is like 100max characters or less
41:00 <psidawg> urs' like sentences long
42:00 <psidawg> no1 will read it
42:00 <psidawg> lol no offence
42:00 <psidawg> espeshly at this hr
42:00 <psidawg> lol
42:00 <erratic> haha sorry I have a bad habit of doing that 
42:00 <psidawg> =D
42:00 <psidawg> s'all good bro
42:00 <erratic> I think I'm gonna go take a nap for a bit 
43:00 <erratic> I'll catch you later :) 
43:00 <psidawg> come come, enjoy the gr8 southern land 
43:00 <psidawg> & pat our koalas
43:00 <psidawg> =}
43:00 <psidawg> ur VP just did few weeks ago
43:00 <psidawg> lol
43:00 <psidawg> yer
43:00 <psidawg> laters
51:00 <Agent> Where is everycunt?
51:00 <Agent> ibiza
51:00 <Agent> Tozza
52:00 <Agent> CUNCCCCEEE
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shhhh
52:00 <Agent> Come and play
52:00 <Agent> Lol
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Zzz
52:00 <Agent> Go back to sleep noob
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bye
53:00 <psidawg> go scam star city
54:00 <psidawg> *trek's for fags
54:00 <psidawg> =D
54:00 <Agent-StarTrek> Incorrect slooder
55:00 <Agent-StarTrek> StarTrek is the only good thing on TV
55:00 <psidawg> lol
55:00 <psidawg> i mean ur casino
55:00 <psidawg> wateva its called bro
55:00 <psidawg> star something
55:00 <Agent-StarTrek> Lol
55:00 <Agent-StarTrek> The Star
55:00 <psidawg> i gotta get an arvo/night job like u'se cunts
56:00 <psidawg> i feel more active at this hr lol
56:00 <Agent-StarTrek> Heh yeah same
56:00 <Agent-StarTrek> But not many other fuckers here
56:00 <Agent-StarTrek> I can set Tozza's highlight off like this now and then, that makes him mad, which is funny
56:00 <psidawg> yer lol
56:00 <Agent-StarTrek> But otherwise, not much going on at this hour :P
56:00 <Agent-StarTrek> Mia is sometimes around, she's good value
57:00 <Agent-StarTrek> Otherwise it's Star Trek for this cat
57:00 <psidawg> lol
57:00 <psidawg> she was her not too long ago
57:00 <Agent-StarTrek> Yeah, it's only 10pm where she is
57:00 <psidawg> u just got home fom work or something?
57:00 <Agent-StarTrek> Yep
57:00 <psidawg> damn
57:00 <Agent-StarTrek> My night shift is 8pm to 4am
57:00 <psidawg> any dodgy nips 2day u busted?
58:00 <psidawg> =P
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dickhead
58:00 <Agent-StarTrek> Lol HAI TOZZA
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Made my phone crash
58:00 <Agent-StarTrek> Excellent
58:00 <Agent-StarTrek> I'm sure you deserve it for some reason
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not excellent next time you do it ill set your access to 50
58:00 <Agent-StarTrek> Lol
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
59:00 <psidawg> lmaoooo
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Latahz man fuck
59:00 <Agent-StarTrek> GO sleep fool
59:00 <Agent-StarTrek> Stop waking up
59:00 <Agent-StarTrek> LOL
59:00 <psidawg> fucking night junkie cunts
59:00 <Agent-StarTrek> Lolol
59:00 <Agent-StarTrek> Laters
01:00 <psidawg> need more pussies in here in 20yrs ago
01:00 <psidawg> to keep the bois going l8 at nite
01:00 <psidawg> lol
01:00 <psidawg> need more pussies in here like 20yrs ago
01:00 <psidawg> fuck i'm gone soon
01:00 <psidawg> cant see prolli
02:00 <Agent-StarTrek> Lol what are you on about
02:00 <Agent-StarTrek> Are you high
02:00 <Agent-StarTrek> If not why not
06:00 <psidawg> i dunno
06:00 <psidawg> ;D
07:00 <psidawg> yer pretty much bro, gonna crash soon
07:00 <psidawg> lol
24:00 <Agent-StarTrek> OneMianess
25:00 <MiaOneness> :P
28:00 <Agent-StarTrek> What's your excuse?
33:00 <MiaOneness> for what
42:00 <psidawg> agent must b fapping hard to those *trek aliens actors
42:00 <psidawg> with the fkd up face paddings n shit
42:00 <psidawg> lol
42:00 <psidawg> god damn
43:00 <psidawg> the train's running
43:00 <Agent-StarTrek> Hahahaha
44:00 <g0n3_with_the_wind> laters bro
44:00 <MiaOneness> have you slept psi?
57:00 <g0n3_with_the_wind> i better go now, dads gonnab pised waking up seeing half his slab gone
57:00 <g0n3_with_the_wind> trains r running too
57:00 <g0n3_with_the_wind> nitey
04:00 <^Roshanda^> away [r: afk]
23:00 <not_sorry> Hi
38:00 <meggz> Hello everyone
52:00 <lisa> must be troll hour
06:00 <MiaOneness> anyone up?
56:00 <carlOz> `op
56:00 <carlOz> cmon man
56:00 <carlOz> 25
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and i JIZZ IN MY PANTS
26:00 <Glenn> ...mmmm....
34:00 <Glenn> wot?
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well that was interesting
01:00 <^Roshanda^> back [r: afk] [5h57m6s]
09:00 <ChanOP> Joined at the request of ibiza
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> oko121111111111
44:00 <oko121111111111> what
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ban evading aye
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dw im not gonna remove ya
50:00 <oko121111111111> why was i even banned in the first place
50:00 <oko121111111111> some kid trigger happy
09:00 <psidawg> what's with all the dumb asses joining wwhen they're banned?
09:00 <psidawg> lol
10:00 <Devil45> they dont understand how bans work perhaps?
10:00 <Devil45> or maybe they dont believe they *should* be banned
13:00 <psidawg> lol yer
13:00 <psidawg> gotta go jobnetwork appointment now
13:00 <psidawg> bbl
15:00 <psi\g0n3> `voice
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Good luck psi
16:00 <psi\g0n3> yer
16:00 <psi\g0n3> hope i get a job right away bra
16:00 <psi\g0n3> cheeers
16:00 <psi\g0n3> =]
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/w5T9zuy.jpg
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> !status
55:00 <Devil45> no channel topic today?
02:00 <Glenn> It's a complete blank today Devil45 :P
52:00 <DVS> Afternoon all
53:00 <Kezzie> chookmagnet
02:00 <Epi> mm mm red rooter 
02:00 <Epi> even my cat likes it
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup dvs
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> `op
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Er
12:00 <Glenn> ...mmmmm...
12:00 <Devil45> topiclock on?
13:00 <Glenn> :P
13:00 <Devil45> i forget this isnt ircd
13:00 <Devil45> i cant do it
14:00 <Devil45> even if i could i dont want to do it ;p
14:00 <Kezzie> hugs tozza[Mobile]
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> EVEN
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 2 kezzys?
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kezzie and kezzy
20:00 <Devil45> better than 2 lumeahs
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lololol
20:00 <Glenn> :)))
21:00 <Glenn> Time to go home...
22:00 <Devil45> its been dead this week
27:00 <Kezzie> `voice Kezzie
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol ibiza
32:00 <Kezzie> :)
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
06:00 <Nice1> hi
06:00 <Kezzie> hi Nice1
06:00 <Nice1> heya Kezzie
07:00 <Nice1> whats the news Kezzie
08:00 <Nice1> b1rd is trying to chat me up on another channel
08:00 <Kezzie> bit of this and that
08:00 <Kezzie> my last weekend at home b4 hosp monday :(
08:00 <Nice1> bummer
09:00 <Kezzie> brb
13:00 <Nice1> what a weird name
14:00 <Kezzie> brb
16:00 <Nice1> you ok Kezzie
16:00 <Kezzie> so so
17:00 <Nice1> hmm
17:00 <Nice1> well least the breaker gang arent here to cause havock
17:00 <Nice1> thats a good thing
19:00 <Kezzie> true
20:00 <Nice1> hi TheRon
20:00 <DVS> Nice1 is that you, GoldSpade?
20:00 <TheRon> hello
20:00 <Nice1> spoke too soon lol
21:00 <Kezzie> ok
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lololol
21:00 <Kezzie> stop asking that all the time DVS
22:00 <Nice1> must be part of his mental condition
22:00 <Nice1> needs to reassure 
22:00 <TheRon> DVS, is that you numnuts?
22:00 <Nice1> peanuts
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Everyone needs there laugh
22:00 <Kezzie> lol
23:00 <Kezzie> i cooked a crock pot today with lamb shanks and vegs for you tea tonight tozza[Mobile]
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gad
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :p
24:00 <Kezzie> :)
36:00 <DVS> Hi there tozza[Mobile]
37:00 <DVS> [17:22] <+Kezzie> stop asking that all the time DVS - no
37:00 <Nice1> what is wrong with you DVS
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey dude
38:00 <Kezzie> time to add DVS to ignore again
38:00 <Nice1> what type of condition do you have DVS
39:00 <Nice1> ocd?
42:00 <Nice1> I dont think DVS even knows
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol bye lumeah
49:00 <DVS> tozza[Mobile] did you see the Agent / Lumeah?
49:00 <DVS> It was just pasted to me ll
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah
51:00 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: curry night?
18:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
18:00 <couleurs> Hi Sumbean :)
18:00 <Sunbeam> hi Colours :)
18:00 <Sunbeam> how are you?
19:00 <couleurs> i'm ok n u
19:00 <Sunbeam> ok here ta
19:00 <couleurs> oarsoem
20:00 <TheRon> boys don't cry
21:00 <meggz> Hi
30:00 <TheRon> ^Roshanda^: get much sleep last night
31:00 <^Roshanda^> yes why
32:00 <TheRon> the sleep trial
32:00 <^Roshanda^> yah i did
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hi ^Roshanda^ u big stinky bum
33:00 <TheRon> i got a sore leg, so hard to sleep at the moment
34:00 <^Roshanda^> fuck off pong really
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
35:00 <^Roshanda^> yah one of the guys had restless leg syndrome he couldnt sleep at all
35:00 <TheRon> same bed? :P
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1 of the guys in ur boarding house?
35:00 <^Roshanda^> fuck no
35:00 <^Roshanda^> we had all our rooms
36:00 <TheRon> what was the policy on manual release?
36:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u in a half way house ^Roshanda^?
37:00 <couleurs> lol
37:00 <couleurs> hi pong
37:00 <TheRon> BvB?
37:00 <couleurs> BvB
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> BSB = Big Stinky Bum
38:00 <couleurs> that's ^Roshanda^ 
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yeasssssssssssssssssssssss
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> big pimply hairy bum
39:00 <TheRon> couleurs: see the spurs in the nba
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> puss pimples
39:00 <TheRon> patty mills is awesome
39:00 <couleurs> go tottenham 
39:00 <TheRon> do you watch the mls in the offseason?
39:00 <meggz> Hi lads
40:00 <couleurs> nope
40:00 <TheRon> is it crap
40:00 <couleurs> yea pretty much
40:00 <TheRon> surely the indian super league is worse
40:00 <couleurs> nba died in 90's too
41:00 <TheRon> i loved the spurs even in the 90's
41:00 <TheRon> david robinson is underrated
41:00 <sluggz> Hi
42:00 <couleurs> danish blonde girl going to win eurovision m8 not some bearded fagget woo hoo #celebratebabes
42:00 <couleurs> i liked da bulls 
42:00 <TheRon> what about our guy, isiah firebrace
43:00 <couleurs> he's a long haired fagget
43:00 <sluggz> Lick my ballsack
43:00 <TheRon> pretty much, but he is still aussie
43:00 <couleurs> rather da danish babe win m8 #boobs
43:00 <sluggz> 5 nil 5 nil 555 nolll
43:00 <sluggz> Hi andyt
43:00 <TheRon> big boobs?
44:00 <couleurs> hi buggz
44:00 <sluggz> How was ya trip
44:00 <sluggz> ?
44:00 <couleurs> idk hope so
44:00 <sluggz> Hi calar
44:00 <TheRon> penthouse and playboy can't be too far away in her future
45:00 <couleurs> Hot
45:00 <sluggz> Cullers
45:00 <TheRon> what was the deal with playboy doing non nudes for a while
45:00 <sluggz> Lick my sweaty slit?
45:00 <TheRon> destroyed the essence 
45:00 <sluggz> Ooohhh crap
45:00 <TheRon> mind i only get playboy for the articles
46:00 <sluggz> How's ya mums cunt for cream cuz ?
47:00 <TheRon> mother's day, i'm taking mum to maccas
48:00 <TheRon> only the best for my mum
48:00 <couleurs> u bloodey beautey
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii GoldSpade
49:00 <sluggz> Hi Nice
49:00 <sluggz> 1
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Everyone agrees with that ban yeh?
54:00 <TheRon> no skin off my nose
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He is already banned
54:00 <couleurs> you bet your sweet ass we do
55:00 <amelia> did Jack Dog get banned
55:00 <amelia> RIP
55:00 <TheRon> if only we could ban them gastapo style
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sluggz
55:00 <couleurs> hi ame how was dog walking class 2 day and how many dogs did you walked pls
56:00 <amelia> hi cereal dog walking class was gr8 thnx i walked 1x sosage doggo and how was ur jazz hands class did u perfect ur jazz hands (i sure hope so)
57:00 <TheRon> i call my dog walking classes, saturday nights
57:00 <couleurs> SiK
58:00 <amelia> think im gonna get s8 tomorrow on voda
58:00 <amelia> wot u think guyz
58:00 <TheRon> i just wanna see aliens
58:00 <couleurs> yeap it was good i walked out of there with my jazz hands held high and a new nickname... DJ Jazzy Hands Jeff 
00:00 <amelia> wowsers bowsers sounds like u graduated wd iam v. proud of u & ur jazz hands ability
00:00 <couleurs> thank u 
01:00 <couleurs> idk my phone rebooted twice today for no reason 
01:00 <couleurs> u cursed it
01:00 <amelia> fuk
01:00 <amelia> wot phone u gots
02:00 <couleurs> Reported Nexus 6P bootloop and shutdown issues may be the subject of lawsuit (Update: lawsuit filed)
02:00 <couleurs> huawei 6p
02:00 <TheRon> i got a basic phone none of that facebook bs
02:00 <amelia> do u like ur hawaii phone
03:00 <couleurs> i had it on in da car bluetoothin' me jazz sounds and it just turned off and i was like wtf 
03:00 <amelia> how long u had it
03:00 <couleurs> yea it good just a bit too big
03:00 <TheRon> thats what she said
03:00 <couleurs> i think just over a year
03:00 <couleurs> i got it outright
03:00 <amelia> is de new one a 9p
04:00 <shadsam> swap u coleurs
04:00 <couleurs> the 9 yea it's even bigga
04:00 <couleurs> fuk dat
04:00 <couleurs> i already got an ipad
04:00 <amelia> ye massif, way too big
04:00 <amelia> same
04:00 <couleurs> might get an iphone fuk anderoid
04:00 <couleurs> ruined
04:00 <couleurs> pixel and pixel xl are $1k lmao
04:00 <amelia> iphone sux
05:00 <TheRon> lol...."massive, may too big!"
05:00 <couleurs> might go on a plan i guess idk
05:00 <amelia> how come u got outright
05:00 <amelia> isnt it more pricey
05:00 <couleurs> it was only $450
05:00 <couleurs> rrp was $799
05:00 <couleurs> so yea
05:00 <couleurs> Worth It.
06:00 <couleurs> i'm on telstra $40 web plan thing i don't really wanna pay $80-90 p/m n u
07:00 <amelia> hm
07:00 <couleurs> get 6gb a month with unlimited calls/txt is enough 4 me i just stream spotify on the go
07:00 <amelia> ur phone 450 is $40pm over 13 months
07:00 <amelia> den 40 already u paying
07:00 <amelia> so
07:00 <amelia> 80pm
08:00 <amelia> 12months*
08:00 <couleurs> and google maps 4 when i need 2 find a good pizza place asap
08:00 <couleurs> r u an accountant!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <amelia> Can i recommend Mad Moose.
09:00 <couleurs> Lol
09:00 <couleurs> Nice 1
09:00 <amelia> thank u
09:00 <couleurs> going 2 1 tomorrow
09:00 <amelia> take picz
09:00 <couleurs> haven't had pizze in.......... 2 months?
09:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna slow cook some shanks tomorrow
09:00 <couleurs> ok
09:00 <amelia> idonbelieveit
09:00 <amelia> 2 months i call bs
09:00 <couleurs> 4 Real
10:00 <amelia> r u blaming the doggo
10:00 <amelia> the white one
10:00 <amelia> did she order the pizzas, not u
10:00 <couleurs> no, we going 2 some pizzeria
10:00 <couleurs> it's been booked in
11:00 <amelia> will ur gf order a salad n then decide to eat all ur pizzas instead
11:00 <TheRon> is the gf real or imaginary?
12:00 <TheRon> it's a fair question on here
12:00 <couleurs> no, she will eat a pizza 2 
12:00 <amelia> u should take one home for pizza snacks after pizza main course
12:00 <couleurs> pizza doggie bag
12:00 <^bozojim> hello amelia
13:00 <couleurs> yea she's real Ron how dear u question me
13:00 <TheRon> why you eating pizza out, order in and give her a really good seeing to
13:00 <couleurs> Cheeky!!!!!!!!
13:00 <amelia> hiya earfworm jim
14:00 <amelia> wots ur fave pizza jimbo
14:00 <TheRon> i like a good supreme or mexicana
14:00 <^bozojim> mine is a meatlovers with veg
14:00 <TheRon> i like chilli
15:00 <amelia> yum
16:00 <TheRon> on a meat lovers, veg kind of defeats the purpose
16:00 <TheRon> i hate bbq sauce
16:00 <amelia> pumpkin on pizza wif rocket is yum
17:00 <TheRon> with fetta?
17:00 <amelia> bococini
17:00 <amelia> but hawaii + chicken is bestest
17:00 <amelia> meat lovers bbq sauce also good
18:00 <couleurs> capricosa is good or mexicana 
19:00 <amelia> isn't dat an alcoholic drink
19:00 <TheRon> what about a pizza that's just shaped liek breasts?
19:00 <amelia> a cocktails
20:00 <TheRon> what can i say, i'm a thinker!
20:00 <couleurs> capricciosa sorrey
21:00 <TheRon> the jane bunn pizza!!!
21:00 <couleurs> http://cizbiz.be/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/14a01f_0c72c14efb6b4bbf88017d94dbf1bf72.jpg
21:00 <couleurs> good 1 Ron
22:00 <TheRon> supreme?
22:00 <amelia> OLIVES YUX
22:00 <TheRon> i like olives and anchovies
22:00 <amelia> u r gross
23:00 <TheRon> i am but.....
23:00 <TheRon> anchovies are salty goodness
23:00 <TheRon> i make spag bol with anchovies
23:00 <couleurs> i like both 2
23:00 <couleurs> i don't mind 'em
24:00 <TheRon> ppl don't know there's anchovies in it
25:00 <TheRon> whats that pasta dish called with like olives, salami and anchovies in it
26:00 <couleurs> rigatoni?
26:00 <TheRon> thats a type of pasta isn't it?
26:00 <TheRon> rather than a dish
27:00 <TheRon> calabresi?
28:00 <couleurs> idk just makeing things up
28:00 <TheRon> i know fuck all italiab
28:00 <TheRon> i know fuck all italian
29:00 <couleurs> mama mia!!!!!!
30:00 <TheRon> juventus
30:00 <couleurs> hope dey win
30:00 <TheRon> ac roma
31:00 <couleurs> saw them when they came here
32:00 <TheRon> totti?
32:00 <TheRon> i always thought was chicks you slept with
34:00 <couleurs> ok
34:00 <TheRon> for someone who knows fuck all about footballi know a bit about football
35:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
35:00 <TheRon> beer?
36:00 <Epi> ohhhh my goood th edouble coffee i had wore off, i feel like i could sleep forever
36:00 <TheRon> lisa told me off for calling football "poofball"
36:00 <beagle> they wear each others shorts
37:00 <couleurs> lisa tells every1 off
37:00 <TheRon> is wogball ok?
38:00 <couleurs> no way that's even worse
38:00 <Epi> what's with these weird bans?
38:00 <TheRon> explain how?
40:00 <TheRon> couleurs: the santo sam and ed podcast is now on iview?
40:00 <couleurs> dunno, gi joe
41:00 <TheRon> go dees!
43:00 <couleurs> go deez
50:00 <couleurs> where'd ame go hope she makeing a pizze
50:00 <amelia> get'n ready for vball but pizza making sound better
51:00 <TheRon> women's beach volleyball
51:00 <couleurs> gasp
51:00 <amelia> its mixed
52:00 <TheRon> HELLO!
52:00 <amelia> tonight its jus me n the 3 boys but so ye might haf to carry the team again as usual
52:00 <amelia> lolzzzzzzzzzz
53:00 <couleurs> lol
54:00 <TheRon> you like it just you and three boys?
55:00 <amelia> well the boys are all really good n the other 2 girls maybe not that gr8
55:00 <oko121111111111> couleurs ur attempts at getting in to amelia's pants have failed, she belongs to me
55:00 <amelia> more laughs with the girls there but more wins wif jus the boys
55:00 <TheRon> 3 boys apparently
56:00 <couleurs> ok sorry i diden't no
57:00 <TheRon> i played beach volleyball
58:00 <couleurs> SiK
58:00 <amelia> ye it lotsa fun
58:00 <TheRon> indoor cricket, indoor netball and indoor afl
58:00 <TheRon> oh and futsal
59:00 <amelia> indoor cricket i played in my older bros team once cos they were short n i got hit in the head
59:00 <amelia> it was super funny
59:00 <amelia> but also v. painful
59:00 <TheRon> indoor cricket just bowled it above my shoulders, couldn't hit the bloody thing
59:00 <amelia> such a fast game
01:00 <TheRon> played center in netball wasn't fit enough
01:00 <amelia> haha
02:00 <amelia> thats a pretty hectic position tho
02:00 <TheRon> everywhere except the arcs
02:00 <amelia> i played GA but den got into basketball n that was way more funs
02:00 <couleurs> go ron the sports man
02:00 <TheRon> i played bball
02:00 <amelia> c u friends
04:00 <couleurs> HeHe
22:00 <Nice1> she doesnt give up
24:00 <^Roshanda^> away [r: afk]
25:00 <shadsam> hi
31:00 <Nice1> wc 19 wb 10
33:00 <VENoM> `voice
39:00 <Epi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAyUB4ZBqbI amazing, i cry every time
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 20th Century Fox hand fart intro (Feb 15, 2007) Length: 0:25 - Category: Comedy - 31,981 views views - 312 likes (98.7%), 4 dislikes (1.3%)
46:00 <Epi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxvOKuLUQ0
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: manualist plays a-ha - take on me- on his hands! (May 15, 2007) Length: 3:38 - Category: Music - 974,372 views views - likes (96.6%), 171 dislikes (3.4%)
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> KickOutTheJams that picture is hilarious
05:00 <IRCStats> mIRCStats for #melbourne updated! See the #melbourne stats: http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
28:00 <^Roshanda^> back [r: afk] [1h4m21s]
46:00 <zaim> https://youtu.be/bU2on24sI1s?t=16
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: БЕРЁЗКА- BERIOZKA- ENSEMBLE FOLKLORIQUE RUSSE (Dec 6, 2012) Length: 5:04 - Category: Entertainment - 39,473 views views - 578 likes (98.6%), 8 dislikes (1.4%)
56:00 <MiaOneness> hello people
06:00 <Nice1> eagles deserve to win
10:00 <^bozojim> hello MiaOneness
10:00 <^bozojim> welcome back amelia
10:00 <amelia> fanks earfworm jim
11:00 <Nice1> watching the footy amelia
12:00 <amelia> gr8 news
12:00 <amelia> :-)
13:00 <couleurs> hi ame how was 3 boys and a volley ball practise
13:00 <amelia> gr8 thnx we won 3 out of 4
15:00 <couleurs> Nice1
16:00 <couleurs> walked da dogg... eaten nuts now
16:00 <couleurs> saw b1rd doing a panda in #nh for about an hour what a psycho
17:00 <amelia> Rant, bro.
19:00 <couleurs> yeap
20:00 <amelia> b1rd free zone
20:00 <amelia> slower is very welcome tho
20:00 <amelia> hay slower
23:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/bhRnOQ05hxA
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to escape the cops (May 11, 2017) Length: 0:12 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 12,273 views views - 4,774 likes (98.5%), 71 dislikes (1.5%)
24:00 <Nice1> Lumeah free zone as well
24:00 <couleurs> wish it was a Nice1 free zone 2
25:00 <^bozojim> hi Nice1
25:00 <Nice1> hey jim
25:00 <amelia> same
25:00 <^bozojim> what about a bozo free zone?
25:00 <Nice1> hehe
25:00 <Nice1> you arent banned jim
25:00 <amelia> earfworm jim u are permitted
25:00 <^bozojim> ok
26:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/YJkXOggXrBM
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Link In Park (May 11, 2017) Length: 0:28 - Category: Entertainment - 427,680 views views - 27,476 likes (99.1%), 236 dislikes (0.9%)
29:00 <couleurs> just watching some cool videos n u
29:00 <amelia> lollllll
29:00 <Nice1> 8 points the difference
29:00 <amelia> thnx dennis cometti
30:00 <Nice1> Im guessing you dont like football amelia
31:00 <amelia> cos I said thnx to dennis cometti?
31:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUeT2RfDHzg
31:00 <couleurs> me irl
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to Pet a Dog (May 11, 2017) Length: 3:02 - Category: People & Blogs - 32,758 views views - 406 likes (91.6%), 37 dislikes (8.4%)
31:00 <Nice1> well it was pretty sarcastic
32:00 <amelia> LOLLLLLLLL take his pistol out
32:00 <amelia> gd thinkin pal
34:00 <amelia> i work every day
34:00 <amelia> @ the fact tree
35:00 <couleurs> favourite new channel
35:00 <amelia> #bookmarked
38:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMUX11DIImg
38:00 <couleurs> lmao
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Tour of My House (May 9, 2017) Length: 3:12 - Category: People & Blogs - 648 views views - 77 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
40:00 <amelia> lolll @ dancing chopsticks
40:00 <amelia> then
40:00 <couleurs> hi MiaMOOseness 
40:00 <amelia> *stares & smiles @ camera*
41:00 <MiaOneness> i took heaps
42:00 <couleurs> : )
42:00 <^bozojim> welcome back MiaOneness
43:00 <^bozojim> ok hat has got the green slip made up, I just need to let it thicken a bit as I made it a little too thin
43:00 <MiaOneness> thank you ^bozojim
43:00 <MiaOneness> how is your day ^bozojim?
44:00 <^bozojim> It was good thanks
44:00 <^bozojim> started at the mens shed doing some work
44:00 <^bozojim> went to the pottery studio did soem on a project
44:00 <^bozojim> then went and did some quilting
45:00 <^bozojim> and back to the pottery studio
45:00 <MiaOneness> sounds like a good day
45:00 <^bozojim> It was
45:00 <^bozojim> came home had dinner and made the slip
45:00 <^bozojim> this one I am trialling is green with chrome oxide
46:00 <KickOutTheJams> Hello there ^bozojim
46:00 <MiaOneness> what did you have for dinner?
46:00 <^Roshanda^> hey mia
47:00 <^bozojim> I had rice with sausage curry
47:00 <MiaOneness> sounds good.. hello Rosh
47:00 <^Roshanda^> hows it going
47:00 <MiaOneness> bit flat today, like yesterday.. but perservering
48:00 <^Roshanda^> good to hear
48:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/vy_EdzlshVA
48:00 <couleurs> SiK ViD
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [4K] Streets of Japan at midnight: Is it safe? (May 10, 2017) Length: 8:01 - Category: People & Blogs - 8,607 views views - 112 likes (93.3%), 8 dislikes (6.7%)
51:00 <MiaOneness> Not in the mood for Japan today
52:00 <MiaOneness> I could down some mi goreng noodles about now... hmf
52:00 <MiaOneness> id put a poached egg on it, like the image on the packet
52:00 <couleurs> u moodey lateley......
52:00 <MiaOneness> me?
53:00 <amelia> not poached egg
53:00 <amelia> dats soft egg
53:00 <amelia> poached is dif
53:00 <MiaOneness> isnt it, oh i was going off six year memory
53:00 <MiaOneness> it looks good though
53:00 <MiaOneness> and a poached egg would have the same effet
53:00 <amelia> mi goreng always has the soft cooked egg so it oozes out
53:00 <MiaOneness> yeah poached can be soft too?
53:00 <amelia> ye they fry it but
53:00 <MiaOneness> the ones i made were soft
54:00 <MiaOneness> oh ok
54:00 <MiaOneness> ill try both and let you know
54:00 <MiaOneness> im surprised they dnt sell it here
54:00 <MiaOneness> too much souvlaki competition
54:00 <MiaOneness> no one would eat noodles here, because theres no dole
54:00 <MiaOneness> i associate noodles to dole food though
55:00 <amelia> i freakin love it
55:00 <amelia> n nasi goreng
55:00 <MiaOneness> yeah same
55:00 <amelia> nomnom
55:00 <MiaOneness> i better get some alochol tonight, havent had a drink for over a week.. im starting to crave it
56:00 <MiaOneness> maybe 2 weeks
56:00 <MiaOneness> neeed some excitement in the manor
57:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY5lgaeki38
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chromeo - Old 45's (May 12, 2014) Length: 3:48 - Category: Music - 1,065,660 views views - 4,389 likes (97.7%), 103 dislikes (2.3%)
00:00 <MiaOneness> i have this peristant memory
00:00 <MiaOneness> it all starts with this asian store in the CBD
00:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/7eSOLNGTFTI
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bird karma (May 7, 2017) Length: 0:41 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,219,490 views views - 23,753 likes (96.7%), 810 dislikes (3.3%)
00:00 <MiaOneness> i wanted to know what its called, and rememeber tagging my food and uploading it on Facebook
00:00 <Nice1> hehe b1rd karma
01:00 <MiaOneness> but i cant seem to find the photo of it... that way Id have the name, and know if its still operational
01:00 <MiaOneness> The guy i went with was Muslim and cant eat pork, so he ended up eating it and loving it, thinking it were fish
01:00 <MiaOneness> i almost died of laughter, cuz he could barely speak English
01:00 <MiaOneness> and would find other Arabs to talk to him... ah, sorry just ranting my usual stories
02:00 <^bozojim> wow
03:00 <amelia> i forgive u
03:00 <MiaOneness> a Muslim eating pork, thought it was fish, at this Asian place I dont rememeber the name!!! rrrgh
03:00 <MiaOneness> he laughed after
03:00 <MiaOneness> it was a funny story, but he was what you call a weirdo
03:00 <amelia> a b1rd
04:00 <MiaOneness> nah, this one was quiet
04:00 <MiaOneness> birds not weird, hes just bored
04:00 <Nice2> heh and and supid
04:00 <amelia> a b1rd
04:00 <MiaOneness> off for a minute.. brb
05:00 <amelia> wotdahexemagons
06:00 <xm> hellooooo there possum amelia
09:00 <amelia> hi uuuuu
12:00 <MiaOneness> i think xm and amelia should go for Iced Chocolate
12:00 <MiaOneness> and then come and tell us about the event
13:00 <amelia> no we go for pho & spearmint milkshakes
13:00 <Nice1> hehee
13:00 <amelia> we known each other for long time thnx
13:00 <MiaOneness> ok
13:00 <Nice1> the local milk bar
13:00 <Nice1> down the street
13:00 <MiaOneness> thats when good neighbours, become good friends
13:00 <^bozojim> we dont have one in town now
14:00 <MiaOneness> i need a few piercings to look tough
14:00 <MiaOneness> whats the one that goes through the nose, like a cow bell
15:00 <couleurs> ok
15:00 <MiaOneness> i put my cosplay wig on and cut the fringe, i look a little gothic
15:00 <MiaOneness> because its totally black
15:00 <MiaOneness> and i wear bright red lipstick
15:00 <xm> need black lipstick
15:00 <MiaOneness> nah, it wouldnt look girly
16:00 <xm> u can be a goth girly
16:00 <MiaOneness> i need an eyeborw ring, and the ones that go on the nose
16:00 <amelia> septum
16:00 <MiaOneness> ah septum
16:00 <MiaOneness> thats the one... i saw a girl in Byron with it on
16:00 <MiaOneness> and she looked quite freaky with it
16:00 <MiaOneness> I kind of liked it from her
17:00 <slower> yes, yes I know. slow to respond. amelia, thanks for the kind words.
17:00 <Nice1> hehe
18:00 <slower> MiaOneness, toughness comes from within
19:00 <MiaOneness> sure
19:00 <Nice1> toughness is a marsh mellow
20:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.google.com.cy/search?q=septum+piercings&safe=strict&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjVhIvkuOrTAhWVHsAKHbrbD1YQ_AUIBigB&biw=1093&bih=521#imgrc=xR71kuLMsUpiCM:&spf=1494595169240 shes cute
20:00 <slower> that ring in the nose, it always makes me think that the person wants to be led
20:00 <MiaOneness> lol
21:00 <Nice1> cow
21:00 <Nice1> here boy!
21:00 <MiaOneness> jsut thinking out loud
22:00 <MiaOneness> my old labret use to chase on my gums, so i took it out
22:00 <MiaOneness> but i liked it, i looked a bit tougher.. for a wog girl
23:00 <Arbition> http://imgur.com/zKj5qlT
23:00 <MiaOneness> my fAMIly use to call it " apiece of mental"
23:00 <MiaOneness> metal"
23:00 <Nice1> why did you feel the need to get one of those MiaOneness
23:00 <MiaOneness> just to break the mold
23:00 <Nice1> the mold
24:00 <MiaOneness> i wanted something dramatic
24:00 <MiaOneness> i already had a tattoo at 16
24:00 <MiaOneness> needed something for my family to whinge about
26:00 <Nice1> do you get stared at MiaOneness with that thing
27:00 <MiaOneness> Not really no
27:00 <MiaOneness> It was tiny
27:00 <MiaOneness> I wanted a small one
27:00 <Nice1> fair enough
27:00 <MiaOneness> but I worked at a hospital during the time and a temp guy came up to me
27:00 <MiaOneness> and said I know its none of my business
27:00 <MiaOneness> but I want to talk to you about the labret
28:00 <MiaOneness> he said his mate had it and it rubbed against his gum
28:00 <MiaOneness> that he lost the tooth and fucked his gum, and advised that i take it out
28:00 <MiaOneness> i shit myself
28:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_vi05RY_aU
28:00 <MiaOneness> and stopped playing with it
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nickelback - All The Right Reasons (Full Album) (Sep 27, 2014) Length: 41:40 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,299,700 views views - likes (93.1%), 407 dislikes (6.9%)
28:00 <MiaOneness> and eventually took it out
28:00 <Nice1> you would thing they would warn you about things like that before you get it done
29:00 <Nice1> at the piercing place
29:00 <MiaOneness> yeah no none told me anything about it, except this guy
29:00 <MiaOneness> i am thankful to him
29:00 <MiaOneness> I was young.. 21 
29:00 <MiaOneness> when i took it out, people said it changed my face.. i didnt look so hardcore, but dont know how a piercing makes someone look like a punk
30:00 <MiaOneness> thats just what my ex said, who knows
30:00 <Nice1> well they have gone out of style now anyway
30:00 <MiaOneness> i wouldnt get a labret again
30:00 <MiaOneness> but i have the hole as a scar
30:00 <Nice1> me either 
30:00 <Nice1> heh
30:00 <MiaOneness> you had one?
30:00 <Nice1> no just woundnt get one
30:00 <MiaOneness> oh fair enough
31:00 <Nice1> there are quite a few of those diamond type ones around on the bottom of the edge of the nose these days
31:00 <Nice1> ive noticed
31:00 <Nice1> even the kids have them
31:00 <MiaOneness> hm i dont see much people wth piercngs here a. i dont go out b. cyprus dont really do that
32:00 <Nice1> well I dont like them myself...but each to their own I guess
33:00 <slower> it turns me off
33:00 <Nice1> yeah 
34:00 <couleurs> get a beret instead
34:00 <MiaOneness> yeah maybe thats the appeal to it
34:00 <MiaOneness> its a select interest
34:00 <MiaOneness> i ordered 3 caps from China, cant wait till they come
34:00 <MiaOneness> I have decided that I wont be seen without caps when I get to Aus
34:00 <MiaOneness> Ill always wear a hat
35:00 <MiaOneness> making all these rules up on what my life is to be like when i get there
35:00 <Nice1> yeah cant go without a hat these days
35:00 <MiaOneness> Ill prolly wont follow through wiht any of it
35:00 <beagle> how come you need a hat, why would you wanna take things off ?
35:00 <MiaOneness> ah I just make small rules for myself
35:00 <Nice1> whats wrong with having a hat
35:00 <MiaOneness> I dont need one, i just find them uber stylish
35:00 <MiaOneness> hat and scarf during winter.. and just hat during the summer
36:00 <MiaOneness> and ill buy myself 3 ties
36:00 <slower> now your talking sense
36:00 <MiaOneness> and wear  cardigan with a shirt and tie
36:00 <beagle> you probably wear shit .
36:00 <MiaOneness> i have it mapped out, pencil long skirts with pullen up socks
36:00 <MiaOneness> and flat shoes
36:00 <Nice1> nah you need to wear a hat all year round
36:00 <Nice1> sun is too strong
36:00 <beagle> no body needs my hat , my hat stays on .
37:00 <MiaOneness> going for a smoke.. brb
37:00 <Nice1> where ever I lay my hat
37:00 <Nice1> that's my home
37:00 <beagle> horny idiot .
37:00 <Nice1> its a song you fool
37:00 <Nice1> paul young
37:00 <beagle> if you trust a fool you sleep with would you want to look after the result ?
37:00 <lisa> well so nothing changed while i was hard at work tonight
37:00 <lisa> good to know
38:00 <Nice1> nothing ever changes on here
39:00 <Nice1> a doesnt like b but be likes c and  and b etc
40:00 <amelia> that definitely made no sensw
40:00 <Nice1> she hard even makes any sense that girl
40:00 <Nice1> ever
41:00 <lisa> she makes sense to me
41:00 <Nice1> good for you lisa
42:00 <couleurs> Nice1 u da 1 who donut make n e sense
42:00 <lisa> ^
44:00 <couleurs> thank u lisa 
45:00 <Nice1> well I dollar is 100 cents... if that makes any sense
45:00 <lisa> b1rd is telling everyone in #nerdhacks that i've fucked half of austnet
45:00 <lisa> i wonder when i found the time to do that
45:00 <lisa> and why i never noticed
45:00 <Nice1> dont go there lisa...its not mind friendly
46:00 <lisa> i don't
46:00 <couleurs> he's delusional and retarded i wouldn't think much of it 
46:00 <lisa> a friend told me
47:00 <MiaOneness> My name is Anna or Sonya according to bird.. and Im a maggot
47:00 <MiaOneness> lolll
47:00 <MiaOneness> its all just fun and games i spose..
47:00 <lisa> eh to him it is
48:00 <lisa> all fun and games til you build a case
48:00 <Nice1> its not a healthy channel to be on...and the owner is one of the biggest morons on here
48:00 <lisa> guess that's what happens when you're an unemployed meth head loser
48:00 <lisa> anyway, bed
48:00 <lisa> later
49:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Which room ?
50:00 <Nice1> nh
50:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Ok
51:00 <Nice1> the dumbest channel on the austnet
52:00 <Nice1> no wonder b1rds there
52:00 <Nice1> heh
54:00 <^Roshanda^> trolls hang in nerdhacks
54:00 <^Roshanda^> ie why i refuse to go in there unlike someone i know who has no brains at all
54:00 <^Roshanda^> she must love being trolled
55:00 <couleurs> : P
56:00 <MiaOneness> i like nerdhacks
56:00 <MiaOneness> i like bird as well, he doesnt bother me
56:00 <^Roshanda^> he said something stupid this morn
56:00 <MiaOneness> im in there? you talking about me Rosh?
56:00 <^Roshanda^> nah i mean other trolls
56:00 <MiaOneness> Oh
57:00 <MiaOneness> Im in there! I dont mind the room, sometimes gets good
57:00 <Nice1> lol 
58:00 <Nice1> stuff it
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