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04:00 <Tim-Sim> just had some aniracetam, noopept and 5-HTP
08:00 <Joffrey> penis.
09:00 <Joffrey> sorry... that just slipped out
09:00 <Joffrey> ill tell a joke....
09:00 <Joffrey> an old joke...
10:00 <Joffrey> this joke is at least 150 years old..
10:00 <Joffrey> feel free... if u know it.. to spoil it.. np
10:00 <Joffrey> hhahaha
10:00 <xm> go ahead bro
11:00 <Joffrey> Joke: This Englishman going thru australian customs is asked gruffly by the customs official.. 'Do u have a criminal record!!''
11:00 <Joffrey> .... and the Englishman replied....
11:00 <Joffrey> 'I didnt known u still needed one!!'
11:00 <xm> is this convict related
11:00 <xm> lollllll
12:00 <Joffrey> .... yer... a joke... 100 years.. at least old.
12:00 <couleurs> wow amelia was rite u really r old
12:00 <Joffrey> lol couleurs!!
12:00 <Joffrey> LOLOLOLOLO
13:00 <Joffrey> anyways... u wanna tell a joke thats 100 years+ old... then thats it.. and its funny too.. imo
13:00 <Joffrey> well done xm for picking it.
14:00 <xm> a lot of australian jokes had to do with convict history early on so no surprises there
14:00 <xm> r u a turtle
14:00 <xm> 150 years or something
14:00 <Joffrey> but of course... jokes r in the telling... ie the performance.
15:00 <xm> dw u got irc swag
15:00 <xm> millenials diggin it
16:00 <couleurs> what's another name for an angry transvestite? 
16:00 <couleurs> a cross dresser
16:00 <Joffrey> lol
17:00 <Joffrey> yer we can do jokes...
17:00 <Joffrey> i can do some old ones...
18:00 <Joffrey> Joke: What do u call a penis washed up upon a Florida beach?
18:00 <Joffrey> A: Shuttle-cock
18:00 <Joffrey> yer... very old.
19:00 <Tim-Sim> why shuttle? did they have a space shuttle wash up on their shore?
19:00 <Joffrey> Joke: Who was at the aiport when Jack Newton had his tragic arm accident?
19:00 <Joffrey> A: Joan Armatrading
19:00 <Joffrey> Q: And what was she singing?
19:00 <Joffrey> A: Drop the pilot
20:00 <Tim-Sim> :|
20:00 <Joffrey> yer... u prolly need to be old to get these... like 20, or 30.
20:00 <Joffrey> the funniest.. MJ joke.. EVER!!!!!!
20:00 <Tim-Sim> ok
20:00 <Joffrey> ,,, goes like this...
22:00 <Joffrey> Q: What is the diference between a plastic shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
22:00 <Joffrey>  A: One is white, plastic and a danger to children the other is a shopping bag.
22:00 <Tim-Sim> hmmm
22:00 <psidawg> how dare u
22:00 <psidawg> wtas the king evr done 2 u
22:00 <MiaOneness> I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE>>> MICHAEL JACKSON LIVE ON!!! ROCK N ROLL!
22:00 <psidawg> =p
22:00 <couleurs> agreed.
22:00 <Tim-Sim> lol MiaOneness 
22:00 <psidawg> yehhhhh
23:00 <psidawg> u tell em girl
23:00 <couleurs> can we ban Joffrey again 4 such a remark
23:00 <Tim-Sim> no
23:00 <psidawg> vote 
23:00 <psidawg> +1 ban
23:00 <psidawg> lol
23:00 <Joffrey> MiaOneness the joke.. doesnt at all disrespect MJ music.
23:00 <slower> ot=it
23:00 <MiaOneness> +apology
23:00 <MiaOneness> TAKE IT BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
23:00 <psidawg> lol mia
24:00 <MiaOneness> its okay, but i cringe when they mock him. I love him, he the bomb
24:00 <Joffrey> couleurs ive been banned for much less.
24:00 <slower> they started mocking him when he tried to pass himself of as white
25:00 <slower> and look like diana ross
25:00 <MiaOneness> He must of had a big one though..,considering he was born black
25:00 <Joffrey> slower either that of him sharing his bed with kids.
26:00 <Joffrey> MiaOneness prolly not a good thing... depenging where he put it.
26:00 <Joffrey> mmmmm... lets change the subject?
26:00 <MiaOneness> I doubt the accusations were true.. but anyway
26:00 <MiaOneness> sure
26:00 <MiaOneness> lets talk about Gillian Anderson
26:00 <Tim-Sim> ====why?
26:00 <MiaOneness> or whatever her name is
26:00 <psidawg> she was hot
26:00 <Joffrey> MiaOneness sure: we should.
27:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/fw0fO0z.gifv
27:00 <MiaOneness> I dont know... *makes X File tune*
27:00 <Tim-Sim> I think she looks better now than she used too
27:00 <Tim-Sim> used to
27:00 <Joffrey> MiaOneness: gillian anderson; the thinking mans sex symbol.
27:00 <slower> MiaOneness you do realize that not all black man have big cocks?
27:00 <couleurs> yea she looks better now than she did 10 years ago
27:00 <Joffrey> slower im fairly sure that MiaOneness has not tested all black penises.
28:00 <MiaOneness> Ive never tried.. but I was jus going by heresay
28:00 <psidawg> lalallala
28:00 <Joffrey> psidawg lol... loalalala; i can not hear u.
28:00 <psidawg> lmaooo
28:00 <MiaOneness> LOL... no thanks, here, you can have it. lets change the topic
28:00 <Joffrey> MiaOneness have u measured all black penises?
28:00 <psidawg> jacko was black yes, but pretty sure he didnt have a BBC
29:00 <psidawg> lol
29:00 <Tim-Sim> how would you know?
29:00 <MiaOneness> No never even been irl with one
29:00 <Joffrey> bbc?.. big black cock
29:00 <slower> anyway, he made good music
29:00 <Joffrey> psidawg did u date him as a 13yo?
29:00 <MiaOneness> he did man
29:00 <MiaOneness> he was good
29:00 <psidawg> no??
29:00 <MiaOneness> I like a place without no name
29:00 <MiaOneness> let me find it for y'all
29:00 <psidawg> he only cared about children
29:00 <psidawg> the media tarnished him
29:00 <Joffrey> psidawg never went to neverneverland?
29:00 <psidawg> HOW DARE U
30:00 <psidawg> but yer
30:00 <Tim-Sim> I like Smooth Criminal
30:00 <psidawg> he's a weirdo tho
30:00 <xm> two black JW celebrities killed by the illuminati
30:00 <psidawg> lol
30:00 <Tim-Sim> and a couple of others
30:00 <Tim-Sim> Beat It
30:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7rUy7sUJ9c
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Jackson - A Place With No Name (lyrics) (May 13, 2014) Length: 5:36 - Category: Music - 2,269,902 views views - likes (97%), 402 dislikes (3%)
30:00 <psidawg> never heard that b4
30:00 <psidawg> wat the
30:00 <Joffrey> xm pics.. or it never happened.
31:00 <Joffrey> hang on.. we ALL agree is music is GREAT.....
31:00 <Joffrey> ... his private biz... its up for debate... 
32:00 <Joffrey> his music is GREAT... doesnt lessen his priv biz.. being shit.
32:00 <Joffrey> lets all be clear.
32:00 <Joffrey> his music is GREAT. and u say not... then ur a cunt.
32:00 <psidawg> most real geniuses are all weirdo
32:00 <psidawg> whether be in music, science, or wateva
33:00 <Joffrey> .... but his private biz... well thats up for debate... right... and it should be.
33:00 <psidawg> no
33:00 <psidawg> lets debate u
33:00 <psidawg> lol
33:00 <Joffrey> THATs how it is... thats SHIT... but thats how it it.
33:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9cQOcAC_K8
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Jackson and Eddie Murphy "What's Up WIth You ?" (May 7, 2007) Length: 3:26 - Category: Music - 2,979,693 views views - 12,266 likes (94.7%), 685 dislikes (5.3%)
33:00 <couleurs> dis me jam
34:00 <Joffrey> psidawg about his music.. or his private life?
34:00 <psidawg> lol
34:00 <psidawg> i dunno sorry
34:00 <psidawg> wateva u want it 2 be
34:00 <Joffrey> ...cause psidawg on the former... u got not chance... hhhhahahah
34:00 <psidawg> 2 many vbs already cant think dude
35:00 <psidawg> well i did call him a weirdo?
35:00 <Joffrey> its k psidawg... soz... to make u think... np :)
35:00 <psidawg> lol
35:00 <Joffrey> lol psidawg
36:00 <Joffrey> psidawg can i guess ur age-range?
36:00 <Joffrey> 13-24
36:00 <psidawg> evry1's pvt lifves is fkd up man
36:00 <psidawg> hence, it's pvt
36:00 <psidawg> =]
36:00 <Tim-Sim> a lot of people have a few "skeletons in the closet"
36:00 <psidawg> er..
36:00 <psidawg> no
37:00 <psidawg> y ur addy change mia
37:00 <MiaOneness> it didnt
37:00 <psidawg> 00:37] * MiaOneness ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
37:00 <psidawg> lol
37:00 <Joffrey> psidawg sure.. but if ur a public fig... ur fucking lil boys... prolly... hard to keep private.
37:00 <Tim-Sim> bible prophecy????
37:00 <MiaOneness> i just didnt ./identify
37:00 <Tim-Sim> MiaOneness: have you been talking with the Lizard people again?
37:00 <psidawg> u're usuually *.cy
38:00 <psidawg> it's all numbers now
38:00 <psidawg> 00:37] * MiaOneness ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
38:00 <MiaOneness> I have a story for you Tim-Sim... but i wont share that one publiclu
38:00 <psidawg> no doubt jwacko was prolli gay
38:00 <psidawg> ah well
38:00 <psidawg> =]
38:00 <Joffrey> psidawg labels dont always work.
38:00 <MiaOneness> Going to go finish the smoke.. brb
39:00 <psidawg> pedo?
39:00 <Joffrey> yer, for example.
39:00 <psidawg> lol
39:00 <MiaOneness> has it changed yet psidawg?
39:00 <psidawg> =p
39:00 <psidawg> yeh ur bible crap is on now mia
39:00 <MiaOneness> : )
39:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hi MiaOneness
39:00 <psidawg> does that make me a fag?
39:00 <MiaOneness> hello but brb
39:00 <psidawg> hahahahaha
40:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Ok lol
40:00 <psidawg> spanish ya fag
40:00 <psidawg> =p
40:00 <Joffrey> jesus says i shouldnt get married: i should hang around 12 guys... done!
40:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> No psidawg
40:00 <psidawg> er...
40:00 <xm> you're gay?
40:00 <Joffrey> WWJD?
40:00 <Tim-Sim> sega the cat?
40:00 <psidawg> roman church is all llies
41:00 <psidawg> they ditched marie magdalin
41:00 <psidawg> magdalyn
41:00 <psidawg> wateva how u spell it
41:00 <Joffrey> WWJD: Jesus wouldnt get married... he would hang around my 12 mayes
41:00 <Joffrey> *mates
41:00 <xm> are you buddhist psidawg
41:00 <Joffrey> psidawg we dont read non-canon, here.
41:00 <Tim-Sim> what about The Church of Scientology? they have a pretty solid story on the origins of life
41:00 <Joffrey> eg. starwars books.
42:00 <xm> lol
42:00 <Tim-Sim> solid like a frozen shit
42:00 <psidawg> who cares religion sux
42:00 <psidawg> ima catholic maself but never goes to sunday churches
42:00 <psidawg> well used to, what i was forced 2 as  a kid
42:00 <Joffrey> psidawg im just trying to live my life thru jesus... these 12 fellas... who w follow me... what can i od?
42:00 <Joffrey> *do
43:00 <Joffrey> i mean they flop their cocks out...
43:00 <Joffrey> willy nilly
44:00 <Joffrey> psidawg ur catholic... ffs... go the self-loathing.
44:00 <psidawg> lol
44:00 <psidawg> i am dude
44:00 <psidawg> was an alterboy in braybrook christ the king church n all
44:00 <psidawg> but boring
44:00 <Joffrey> 7th day adventists.. thats who ifeel sorry for.. god aparently has a scoreboaurd... lol
45:00 <Joffrey> psidawg did u get the the Royal Commission?
45:00 <psidawg> yeah
45:00 <psidawg> baptised 1st com. & evrthing
45:00 <psidawg> just stopped when i was in my teen n realised that church was fulla crap
46:00 <psidawg> man
46:00 <Tim-Sim> so you are an atheist now?
46:00 <psidawg> our parish preist
46:00 <psidawg> was caught having an affair
46:00 <psidawg> and having a bastard kid
46:00 <psidawg> was on the news n all
46:00 <psidawg> hang on i'll google it up
47:00 <Joffrey> How the church DARES to assume moral authority on ANY issue... given its HOPLESS and DSIGRACEFEUL record om child-care abuse... is spectaular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
47:00 <psidawg> http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/05/03/1019441435037.html
47:00 <psidawg> f3: father dennis o'brian
47:00 <psidawg> brien
47:00 <psidawg> lol
47:00 <psidawg> poor kid
47:00 <psidawg> bastard
47:00 <psidawg> ahhahaha
49:00 <psidawg> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAyKJAtDNCw
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Jackson - You Are Not Alone (Official Video) (Oct 3, 2009) Length: 5:36 - Category: Music - 108,509,075 views views - 499,971 likes (97.4%), 13,092 dislikes (2.6%)
49:00 <psidawg> how can u leave this babe for his ugly mole of the next wife
49:00 <psidawg> what's elvis's daughter 1st name again?
49:00 <MiaOneness> priscilla
49:00 <psidawg> lisa marie
49:00 <psidawg> thats it
49:00 <MiaOneness> oh
50:00 <Tim-Sim> priscilla was his wife, I think?
50:00 <psidawg> watta tossa jacko was... ditching a presley 
50:00 <MiaOneness> oh
50:00 <MiaOneness> i dont know
50:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, his wife was in The Naked Gun
50:00 <amelia> cos there's more than jus looks?
50:00 <psidawg> http://www.etonline.com/news/201385_debbie_rowe_says_daughter_paris_jackson_gives_her_reason_to_wake_up_each_morning_amid_cancer_battle/
50:00 <psidawg> for this fkn moleeee
50:00 <psidawg> haahhahahaa
50:00 <psidawg> jacko had issues for shizzle
51:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> That's true amelia
51:00 <MiaOneness> well said amelia
51:00 <psidawg> wateva
51:00 <psidawg> =P
53:00 <psidawg> lol
53:00 <psidawg> who was that?
53:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n19MA-tI7E
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chromeo - Play The Fool (May 12, 2014) Length: 5:16 - Category: Music - 440,727 views views - likes (98.2%), 18 dislikes (1.8%)
54:00 <Tim-Sim> www.humanbenchmark.com
55:00 <MiaOneness> You scored 2. You're currently in the top 5 percentile for this test!
56:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
56:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What test
56:00 <MiaOneness> number memory
56:00 <MiaOneness> thats the only one i quick pressed
56:00 <MiaOneness> i wasnt even paying attention
56:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh ok
57:00 <Tim-Sim> there is also luminosity and khan academy if you want to train/learn
57:00 <Tim-Sim> brain train
57:00 <Tim-Sim> Khan Academy is really good. A free service created by a good bloke./ 
57:00 <psidawg> `ban sega!*
58:00 <psidawg> wats that a tafe?
58:00 <psidawg> in mongolia?
58:00 <psidawg> lol
58:00 <Tim-Sim> Khan Academy is an online learning academy
58:00 <MiaOneness> You scored 490.0. You're currently in the top 9 percentile for this test!
58:00 <MiaOneness> Reaction time
58:00 <Tim-Sim> you can track your progress
58:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Lol
58:00 <psidawg> and wat do u learn?
58:00 <psidawg> ESP & psychics?
58:00 <psidawg> lmaoooo
59:00 <Tim-Sim> maths, science, medicine
59:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh
59:00 <psidawg> i failed my yr 12 phsycis
59:00 <psidawg> so i'd have no chance bro
59:00 <psidawg> lol
00:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I didn't do year 12 lol
00:00 <Tim-Sim> I did Chemistry
00:00 <psidawg> lol
00:00 <psidawg> and i thought i was a dumb cunt
00:00 <psidawg> hahahahah
00:00 <Tim-Sim> my neighbour did physiscs, I used to read his physics books
00:00 <psidawg> i barely passed spanish
00:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Really psidawg
00:00 <xm> i got up to 10 digits but stopped
00:00 <psidawg> enter was like 50.45
00:00 <Tim-Sim> I find physics very interesting
00:00 <psidawg> i passed by 0.45 point
00:00 <psidawg> LOLLL
01:00 <psidawg> no bs
01:00 <psidawg> lol
01:00 <xm> maybe my reaction time was slow, i was only in top 70%
01:00 <MiaOneness> You scored 59. You're currently in the top 82 percentile for this test! verbal memory
01:00 <xm> but im taking my time
01:00 <psidawg> only cos i was good at maths n did specialist
01:00 <psidawg> else i'd fail vce
01:00 <Tim-Sim> lol xm
01:00 <psidawg> ol
01:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I was good some subjects not all lol
02:00 <MiaOneness> some things we are good at , others not so much
02:00 <psidawg> remember when in yr12, around term 3?
02:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I hated maths lol
02:00 <psidawg> u had to start applying for uni courses
02:00 <psidawg> well after my vce exams
02:00 <psidawg> no unis called me
02:00 <psidawg> lmaoo
03:00 <psidawg> vce was fun
03:00 <psidawg> i missed it
03:00 <psidawg> rocked up stoned & shit with andy
03:00 <psidawg> hahaa
03:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I was good at trade subjects
04:00 <xm> english was my weakest subject. failed it XD
04:00 <xm> didnt help i never read the books i was supposed to
05:00 <psidawg> same xm
05:00 <psidawg> lol
05:00 <psidawg> i just passed english with like a d-
05:00 <xm> i was always doing homework from other classes during it
06:00 <psidawg> we had to read this world war 2 jew book
06:00 <psidawg> 4got the name
06:00 <psidawg> bbut no students gave a damn
06:00 <psidawg> LMAO
06:00 <xm> the problem was that we didnt get to choose the book
06:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What's was about psidawg
06:00 <psidawg> some novel bro, bout ww2
07:00 <psidawg> i didnt even finsh it
07:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Was about diary of Ann frank
07:00 <xm> lmao forgot the title
07:00 <psidawg> ne 1 went to highschools in western suburbs?
07:00 <xm> that's pretty bad
07:00 <psidawg> in 1999 and 2000 for vce?
11:00 <erratic> anybody here into programming?
12:00 <erratic> good morning btw (8:10am) here in seattle, wa 
12:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hi
12:00 <erratic> oh damn, its like 1a there
12:00 <psidawg> is there a general ist that u can compare ur score on hhumandBM.com?
13:00 <psidawg> Guest user less than a minute ago
13:00 <psidawg> Measured a Reaction Time of 425.0ms
13:00 <erratic> hi Spanish[Mobile] 
13:00 <psidawg> wtf..
13:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hi erratic
13:00 <psidawg> i've got an uncle in sea. washington
14:00 <erratic> oh cool 
14:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> :)
14:00 <psidawg> bs u're from there
14:00 <psidawg> i've got heapsa relos in us
14:00 <psidawg> i dunmno where 206.125 is =P
15:00 <erratic> psidawg: the ip is california 
15:00 <erratic> its a VM 
15:00 <psidawg> oh ok
15:00 <psidawg> but u're in sea?
15:00 <erratic> 206/125.168.64/28 is arp networks, located in california somewhere
15:00 <psidawg> shawn kemp yo
15:00 <psidawg> =]
16:00 <erratic> yeah the only VM provider I could find that would give me a /28 routed to a /32 
16:00 <erratic> ah sonics 
17:00 <erratic> I dont follow sports too much, I thought oklahoma bought the sonics 
17:00 <psidawg> i think franchise is gone
18:00 <psidawg> how close r u from MS's hq?
18:00 <Tim-Sim> transferring pc
18:00 <erratic> its about a bus ride away, I used to work in south lake union also a bus ride away 
18:00 <erratic> I worked for Amazon 
18:00 <erratic> there are microsoft offices down there
18:00 <psidawg> ohok
18:00 <psidawg> have u heard of this idiot youtuber
18:00 <psidawg> hang on lol
19:00 <erratic> leafy?
19:00 <BadWolf> evening Melbourne ........
19:00 <psidawg> brettvett1?
19:00 <psidawg> no
19:00 <psidawg> cunt's injail
19:00 <erratic> nawh never heard of that one I dont think lemme see 
19:00 <psidawg> lol
20:00 <psidawg> he had a good channel going about his rottweiler
20:00 <erratic> ooooohhhhh
20:00 <erratic> this guy was staging dog fights or something
20:00 <erratic> lol
20:00 <psidawg> but he was caught trying to rob a bank last yr
20:00 <psidawg> hahahaha
20:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> It's raining heavily now
20:00 <psidawg> yeh yeh
20:00 <psidawg> HIM
20:00 <psidawg> lmao
20:00 <erratic> oh 
20:00 <erratic> damn lol 
21:00 <psidawg> i was trolling his youtube last yr for awhile too
21:00 <psidawg> hahahaha
21:00 <erratic> theres a lot of weird people around here
21:00 <psidawg> lol
22:00 <erratic> I wanna move to melbourne and meet the weird people there
22:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> do u
23:00 <erratic> maybe not the weird ones but yeah 
23:00 <erratic> I've been applying for some jobs there
23:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> erratic:  are u m or f
23:00 <psidawg> ywould u this time bro
23:00 <psidawg> its getting fkn cold
23:00 <erratic> Spanish[Mobile]: depends on what your feelings are about somebody who is trans
24:00 <psidawg> spanish's tran =]
24:00 <BadWolf> Melbourne is the worlds most livable city LOL .....
24:00 <BadWolf> not
24:00 <psidawg> wuf wuf 
24:00 <psidawg> =]
25:00 <Tim-Sim> Thia is cool, Tesla valve https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYlP5TEKf2w
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Tesla Valve (Jan 7, 2014) Length: 6:19 - Category: Science & Technology - 1,766,601 views views - 11,880 likes (91.1%), 1,161 dislikes (8.9%)
25:00 <BadWolf> Obviously was not based on the Public Transport system haha
25:00 <erratic> it sounds awesome, everyone I've talked to from there says its pretty cool :)
25:00 <psidawg> wat u on bout dude
25:00 <psidawg> mleb has the best Tram system
25:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> No psidawg
26:00 <psidawg> it's shitty mid yr erratic
26:00 <BadWolf> Which melb you talking about? the one in Canada? :P
26:00 <psidawg> better of coming here nov/dec
26:00 <psidawg> 2 escape ya winter bro
27:00 <erratic> psidawg: honestly even if I focus on it daily I doubt I will get there that soon but maybe life will surprise me 
27:00 <erratic> I feel like I should be focused on doing it every day and just do it if I can find a means and while I have a means to focus on it 
28:00 <erratic> because I've wanted to get out of here for a long time 
28:00 <psidawg> pitty 1 of out regulars arent here atm
28:00 <psidawg> else he'll just fit u
28:00 <psidawg> lol
28:00 <erratic> even thinking about it will take me away from anything else I need to be focused on later as far as work 
29:00 <psidawg> he likes trans on chaturbate
29:00 <psidawg> lmaooo
29:00 <erratic> lol
29:00 <psidawg> hhaahhhah
29:00 <psidawg> =D~
29:00 <erratic> but yeah I gotta figure out how to get a job there first 
30:00 <psidawg> u could farm work... 15k anually
30:00 <psidawg> taxfree yo
30:00 <erratic> heh I dont think you can actually get a work visa for that can you?
30:00 <psidawg> but fed gov is trying to put tha backpack attack tax on u lots
30:00 <psidawg> so yer
30:00 <psidawg> lol
31:00 <psidawg> no
31:00 <psidawg> u come on on ur normal tourist visa
31:00 <psidawg> and it's cash in hand
31:00 <psidawg> it's technically illegal, but gov dont care
32:00 <erratic> probably will at some point though 
32:00 <psidawg> backpackers workers are like = illegal mexicans over there
32:00 <psidawg> farm shit
33:00 <erratic> ah yeah 
33:00 <erratic> yeah we have some strange immigration issues that I dont understand here 
34:00 <erratic> the problem is mostly all the drugs that come from mexico 
34:00 <erratic> lots of meth 
34:00 <xm> errrrrrrrrr i just realised it meant top 70% for THAT round of test
34:00 <erratic> meth I hear is kind of popular there too 
35:00 <erratic> definitely not interested myself 
35:00 <xm> they need to redirect the sewage pipes to those undergroudn drug tunnels
36:00 <erratic> xm: I donno I would think the prospective of getting killed running drugs would be bad enough 
37:00 <erratic> ./prospect 
37:00 <BadWolf> or ending up in one of those dirty prisons ......
38:00 <erratic> I've heard stories about people who get deported and then come back again 
38:00 <xm> lol
38:00 <xm> yeah
38:00 <xm> so what is your language of choice when programming?
38:00 <psidawg> u cant
39:00 <BadWolf> commodore 64 basic LOL ......
39:00 <xm> nah he meant come back illegally
39:00 <xm> like the first time
39:00 <psidawg> u''ll starve if u deport of illigal aliens
40:00 <erratic> xm: bash/python, worked with C and some C++, C# / LINQ, SQL 
40:00 <xm> what did you mostly do in C?
40:00 <erratic> oh 
40:00 <erratic> javascript
41:00 <erratic> xm: mostly just teaching myself how to program but I worked on an embedded app as a first paid project 
41:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Geeks
41:00 <erratic> PalmOS
41:00 <erratic> I like to read linux kernel code sometimes
41:00 <xm> i dont go that far
42:00 <xm> but i can understand how it can be fun for some
42:00 <xm> some people wouldnt enjoy programming i suppose
42:00 <erratic> its useful sometimes to know how stuff works 
42:00 <xm> yeh
42:00 <erratic> but rarely
42:00 <erratic> I do a lot of stuff with networks too 
43:00 <erratic> I worked on the front end team for AWS S3 for about a year
43:00 <erratic> so I got a lot of exposure to high traffic and optimization 
43:00 <erratic> SDN
44:00 <erratic> I've learned to enjoy it more as a job 
46:00 <BadWolf> whoa netsplit ... :)
47:00 <^Roshanda^> big one
48:00 <BadWolf> Hey Mia ... :)
49:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yo MiaOneness
50:00 <MiaOneness> Yo
50:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> U having a special drink  tday MiaOneness
50:00 <MiaOneness> Hey Roshy
50:00 <MiaOneness> Im thinking of going out, but dont know
51:00 <erratic> I've been on discord a bit lately 
51:00 <BadWolf> What's up Mia ? .... :)
51:00 <steven> i have a discord
51:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I sent u pm MiaOneness
51:00 <MiaOneness> Ah okay, Im not on Facey until I decide if Im going out or not
52:00 <erratic> nice, yeah I created a server called netcrave.iohttps://discord.gg/UyfqW3E
52:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Ok
52:00 <MiaOneness> To do what erratic
52:00 <erratic> oops forgot spaced, gah I gotta wake up 
52:00 <erratic> lol
52:00 <MiaOneness> lol @ gah
52:00 <steven> dont worry 
52:00 <steven> i found it
52:00 <MiaOneness> i will use gah too from now on in
53:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What's gah
53:00 <MiaOneness> Im having vineleaves for dinner, also known as KOUPEPPIA
53:00 <MiaOneness> Its an expression gah
53:00 <Tim-Sim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ0nW690ZKw
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gathering of WWII Bombers - B-29/Mosquito/Lancaster/B-17/B-25s/A-26/PB4Y/PV-2 - TOM 2015 (Sep 1, 2015) Length: 15:04 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 47,853 views views - 276 likes (98.6%), 4 dislikes (1.4%)
53:00 <MiaOneness> Ah you having a plane night
53:00 <MiaOneness> Oh Roshys gone
54:00 <erratic> lol 
54:00 <erratic> ircism
54:00 <Tim-Sim> some sweet machinery there MiaOneness 
54:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Lol
54:00 <MiaOneness> I wont look now, because Im not in a plane sort of mood
54:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> why are planes name after woman lol
54:00 <MiaOneness> wimmen
54:00 <MiaOneness> wimmin
55:00 <BadWolf> I'm not answering that one LOL ...
55:00 <MiaOneness> How are you BadWolf?
55:00 <xm> coz they have a cock pit
55:00 <xm> ?
55:00 <MiaOneness> Welcome back ^Roshanda^
55:00 <BadWolf> hahahah !!!!!
55:00 <^Roshanda^> ta
55:00 <BadWolf> I am good Mia ... How you going? 
55:00 <MiaOneness> Im okay. Wondering if I should leave the manor for my birthday or not
56:00 <psidawg> wat the
56:00 <BadWolf> I think you should ...
56:00 <MiaOneness> You reckon? I get sick of people irt
56:00 <psidawg> ne1 got net splited b4?
56:00 <MiaOneness> Yes
56:00 <psidawg> happy bday Mia
56:00 <psidawg> =}
56:00 <MiaOneness> Thanks dude
56:00 <BadWolf> and Happy Birthday my old Freind  :)
56:00 <BadWolf> oh sorry not old
56:00 <MiaOneness> Thank you kindly
56:00 <BadWolf> LOL
56:00 <MiaOneness> HAHA, yeah old, old enough!
57:00 <Tim-Sim> happy Birthday MiaOneness
57:00 <MiaOneness> Thank you.. thank you
57:00 <xm> happy birthday to the MiaOneness in *this* universe
57:00 <MiaOneness> Its tomorrow, but I guess tomorrow has already come, in Melbourne
57:00 <BadWolf> yeah
57:00 <BadWolf> LOL
57:00 <MiaOneness> Thanks xm...thats a nice way to put it!
57:00 <BadWolf> yeah LOL
57:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yes it's has lol
57:00 <MiaOneness> On a soap bubble, would be completely different
57:00 <BadWolf> but just in case I am not on tommrow night :)
57:00 <MiaOneness> No dramas
58:00 <xm> in another bubble you are trapped in australia wanting to go back home to cyprus
58:00 <MiaOneness> What time is it over there?
58:00 <BadWolf> :P
58:00 <^Roshanda^> almost 2 am lol
58:00 <MiaOneness> Awww.. from Mambos in SUnshine?
58:00 <BadWolf> 1:57am
58:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> 1.58am
58:00 <MiaOneness> Ah its my birthday in Melbourne then
58:00 <MiaOneness> I should go out, right? LOLOL
58:00 <BadWolf> yeah
58:00 <BadWolf> LOL
58:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yes lol
58:00 <MiaOneness> I will, its only 7pm here
58:00 <BadWolf> mmm Mambos
58:00 <^Roshanda^> i think u guys are on the same time as us qlders spanish
59:00 <MiaOneness> Reasonably priced, and a good place to eat
59:00 <BadWolf> Def. take you there when your here LOL ... 
59:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I think so
59:00 <BadWolf> I have Schitzel for dinner one a week haha
59:00 <psidawg> go out, have fun girl...
59:00 <psidawg> =]
59:00 <MiaOneness> I will I will, but I feel deflated
00:00 <MiaOneness> I cant be bothered with the so called company
00:00 <psidawg> =p
00:00 <MiaOneness> Going to eat my vineleaves
00:00 <MiaOneness> Ill take a photo for you guys too
00:00 <MiaOneness> brb
00:00 <psidawg> lol
00:00 <BadWolf> Enjoy your leaves
01:00 <Tim-Sim> most people have cake for their Birthday
01:00 <IRCStats> mIRCStats update for #melbourne complete! See the #melbourne stats: http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
02:00 <BadWolf> We got a cake for this guy at work for his birthday and he said he didn't want it LOL
02:00 <BadWolf> nice way to alienate yourself lol
02:00 <Tim-Sim> caterpillars eat leaves...
02:00 <xm> lol no one wants to talk to nice1, it must be him getting the ban command
03:00 <xm> mia is going to turn into a butterfly!!!
03:00 <xm> maybe she will turn into one for her birthday tomorrow morn
03:00 <xm> wont have to pay for a plane ticket then i suppose
03:00 <BadWolf> lol
04:00 <sic]{unt> damn i'm outta alchy
05:00 <MiaOneness> Ah then Ill have other problems when I get there. It will be a problem, but necessary to embark on it
06:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.instagram.com/p/BTwcdkVlUGU/?taken-by=m.oneness
06:00 <MiaOneness> there are my eaten vineleaves
07:00 <sic]{unt> i think mambo in sunshine is gone
07:00 <sic]{unt> lol
07:00 <MiaOneness> oh dc
07:00 <sic]{unt> wb
07:00 <MiaOneness> ta
07:00 <MiaOneness> did you get my vinekeaves
07:00 <MiaOneness> Oh really?
07:00 <MiaOneness> I use to go there regularly
07:00 <sic]{unt> yup
07:00 <MiaOneness> what a shame
08:00 <BadWolf> oh crap really ?
08:00 <MiaOneness> yeah
08:00 <BadWolf> geez shit outa luck then LOL
08:00 <MiaOneness> I didnt cook when I was married, cuz I worked night shifts
08:00 <MiaOneness> on my days off wed go there often enough
08:00 <sic]{unt> sum1 deliver me some alchies plz
08:00 <sic]{unt> =\
08:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.instagram.com/p/BTwcdkVlUGU/?taken-by=m.oneness my vineleaves
08:00 <MiaOneness> did you see it? i dont know, if i got dc
09:00 <sic]{unt> no dead, yeh i got netpliteed
09:00 <sic]{unt> hahaha
09:00 <sic]{unt> that looks like dog shit
09:00 <sic]{unt> LMAOOOOo
09:00 <sic]{unt> =P
09:00 <BadWolf> yep there leaves
09:00 <MiaOneness> Nah its Greek ... its actually nice
09:00 <sic]{unt> lol
09:00 <sic]{unt> j/k
09:00 <^Roshanda^> almost like dolmades
09:00 <sic]{unt> u made it?
09:00 <^Roshanda^> spelling
10:00 <MiaOneness> no i dont cook here
10:00 <sic]{unt> thats boild rice aint it?
10:00 <sic]{unt> on the side
10:00 <MiaOneness> dolmdes in greek .. that is correct
10:00 <^Roshanda^> yeh
10:00 <sic]{unt> oh ccol
10:00 <MiaOneness> they are dolmades... vineleaves.. koupeppia
10:00 <MiaOneness> have many names
10:00 <^Roshanda^> yummo tho
10:00 <BadWolf> looks a lot better then the crap I eat sometimes :)
11:00 <sic]{unt> once disgitsed, that dish looks like a healthy poo
11:00 <sic]{unt> =P
11:00 <^Roshanda^> er digested?
11:00 <sic]{unt> yes
11:00 <sic]{unt> sorry
11:00 <sic]{unt> cant c prolli
11:00 <sic]{unt> but i still need alchyyyyyyyyyyyyy
11:00 <sic]{unt> =\
12:00 <MiaOneness> off to have a smoke after din dins.. ill be bac
12:00 <BadWolf> mm Nicotine desert :P
14:00 <sic]{unt> lalalalala
15:00 <erratic> https://www.vapingmad.com.au/
16:00 <sic]{unt> it says 18+ bro
16:00 <sic]{unt> ima underaged
17:00 <erratic> I was gonna say the laws vary a little there https://www.vapingmad.com.au/e-cig-nicotine-laws/
18:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Are u sic]{unt
18:00 <MiaOneness> i feel like drinking tonight, but not with company
18:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Those vines leaves look like cabbage rolls lol
19:00 <MiaOneness> nah those are Macedonian
19:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What's u going to drink MiaOneness
19:00 <MiaOneness> Hm, I might buy two cider strawberry beers and JB
19:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Mmm nice
20:00 <erratic> I had this lemon cider once that was more tart than it was sweet, wasn't very sweet at all actually
20:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What beer MiaOneness
20:00 <MiaOneness> i have to be careful with the money this week, because I still havent bought my daughter the aromatherapy diffuser
20:00 <erratic> was pretty good I cant find too many ciders like that one 
20:00 <MiaOneness> and i said I would a few weeks ago, so saving for that
20:00 <MiaOneness> with cinammon fragrance oil
20:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh
21:00 <MiaOneness> my birthday money will go to her
21:00 <MiaOneness> I dont really need to buy anything
21:00 <MiaOneness> i also want to buy Runes and Tarot Cards
22:00 <MiaOneness> for her too
22:00 <MiaOneness> convert her to the ways of a white witch
22:00 <MiaOneness> im rambling now
22:00 <MiaOneness> So Ill stop
22:00 <erratic> somebody gave me a pack of tarot cards on new years 
22:00 <BadWolf> My friend has a Ouija board
23:00 <erratic> I have no idea what to do with them lol
23:00 <BadWolf> I dont like it LOL
23:00 <MiaOneness> my bro is taking me to the shop
24:00 <erratic> MiaOneness: I'll bet you can find some really nice cards at a witchcraft shop there used to be one here in seattle that I've been to a couple of times to look around when I was bored 
24:00 <erratic> I donno if its still around its been a long time 
26:00 <MiaOneness> do you know the name of the place?
26:00 <MiaOneness> they may have a website that i can shop online at
26:00 <MiaOneness> are you from USA erratic?
26:00 <erratic> edge of the circle
26:00 <erratic> yep
27:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.facebook.com/Edge-of-the-Circle-Books-Events-106285532728383/
29:00 <erratic> yep this is the one 
29:00 <erratic> they usually have some really nice stuff there 
30:00 <erratic> nice location to visit during the day if you're out just walking around 
30:00 <erratic> capitol hill has changed a lot there used to be a lot more stuff 
30:00 <MiaOneness> Seems like it too.. I just messaged them for their website
30:00 <MiaOneness> Hows things in Washington?
31:00 <erratic> not too bad, its dreary this time of the year 
31:00 <MiaOneness> What brings you to #melbourne?
31:00 <sic]{unt> wen u goin out mia?
31:00 <MiaOneness> If I am, it will be in a few hours, not yet
32:00 <MiaOneness> But my brother wanted his back rubbed before taking me
32:00 <erratic> just networking with some folks, I'm interested in moving to Au 
32:00 <MiaOneness> So Im waiting for him
32:00 <sic]{unt> wtf?
32:00 <MiaOneness> Oh excellent..
32:00 <sic]{unt> charge him
32:00 <MiaOneness> Not me, my mum was rubbing him with ointment
32:00 <MiaOneness> He was tense or sore muscle
32:00 <sic]{unt> those hot burning azn oil thing?
32:00 <sic]{unt> they burn
32:00 <sic]{unt> fuck
32:00 <MiaOneness> We dont have that relationship where wed feel comfortable rubbing each other, or touching each other
32:00 <sic]{unt> espeshly with the cuppings
33:00 <MiaOneness> Oh yes, have a friend who does the cuppings. Looks painful, but I am assured its not
33:00 <sic]{unt> it feels mad but
33:00 <sic]{unt> lol
33:00 <sic]{unt> er...
33:00 <MiaOneness> Would you move to melbourne erratic?
34:00 <MiaOneness> Im gathering you been here before and liked it?
34:00 <erratic> really depends on whether or not I can get a job there that would sponsor my work visa 
34:00 <MiaOneness> What type of work? Programming?
34:00 <MiaOneness> I saw you asked earlier
34:00 <MiaOneness> Arb does programming, but he aint in Melbourne
35:00 <erratic> I don't have any relocation requirements except just needing to get a place to live for awhile and a means to get there every day whether its public transit, preferably public transit
35:00 <BadWolf> the IT job market in Melb is pretty average 
35:00 <MiaOneness> Over here in Cyprus, everything is IT
35:00 <erratic> I was phone screened by a company in melbourne the other day 
36:00 <BadWolf> lots of Contract work though 
36:00 <erratic> seemed to go ok, that guy was from NY himself 
36:00 <BadWolf> ahhh
36:00 <MiaOneness> Oh excellent
36:00 <BadWolf> which Complany ?
36:00 <BadWolf> Company
36:00 <BadWolf> or was it an Agency ?
36:00 <erratic> Zendesk?
36:00 <erratic> for a devops engineer 
37:00 <BadWolf> ohh I think they are in Collins St
37:00 <BadWolf> where I work haha  :)
37:00 <erratic> nice 
38:00 <MiaOneness> You dont work in Collins St. You said somewhere else to me. PO?
38:00 <erratic> yeah I'll have to wait I'm not sure whether or not they are interested but they'll get back if they are 
38:00 <BadWolf> Our Building is in Collins Mia :)
38:00 <MiaOneness> Oh fair enough
38:00 <BadWolf> acually have 3 differnt sites in the CBD
39:00 <BadWolf> Collins, Bourke, Lonsadale
39:00 <BadWolf> :)
39:00 <MiaOneness> Ah
39:00 <MiaOneness> I had a mental image that you worked doing something else, sorry
39:00 <BadWolf> oh hehe that's ok :)
39:00 <BadWolf> my old place of work was at Port Melbourne
39:00 <BadWolf> the other job
40:00 <MiaOneness> I hope he takes me, his chatting now to my folks.. its going to close soon, if he doesnt hurry up
40:00 <MiaOneness> hes*
46:00 <world_piss\zzzzzzzzzz> nitey
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh yeh
46:00 <sluggz> Hai
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Zzz
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wish i was fishing
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wish i was sleeping lol
16:00 <sluggz> Yes tozza me too
18:00 <sluggz> Boe
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Annoying
19:00 <sluggz> Can't u sleep bro
19:00 <sluggz> Got weed?
25:00 <Agent> What the fuck is goin on in here
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ^oh god
50:00 <Agent> TOZZA
50:00 <Agent> YOU CUNT
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shhhh ZZz
50:00 <Agent> It's laright
50:00 <Agent> You can go back to sleep
50:00 <Agent> I remain unchallenged on #Melbourne
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lol
51:00 <beagle> youre on irc but youre not mentally challenged ?
51:00 <beagle> how boring for you
51:00 <Agent> It is, often
51:00 <beagle> i just seem to talk to kelevra lately 
51:00 <beagle> but she aint here
51:00 <beagle> ive never met her but i met her boyfriend
53:00 <beagle> at the time
16:00 <Skirmish> I thought Lumeah2 was saying this channel is shit etc? 
16:00 <Skirmish> Yet she continues to return. heh. 
21:00 <Lumeah2> yup
21:00 <Lumeah2> just to annoy you my friend ;)
21:00 <Skirmish> There is nothing annoying about you Liz. I just pity you. 
22:00 <Skirmish> Nice of you to go out of your way just for me though. 
25:00 <Skirmish> Morning chookmagnet
26:00 <chookmagnet> Skirmish
31:00 <beagle> last time i was happy i was weeping about those i cant be near
31:00 <beagle> now im angry that im never near them
31:00 <beagle> well
31:00 <beagle> i guess that emotional for you .
32:00 <beagle> ......
32:00 <Lumeah2> no no... lol i just opend my computer.
32:00 <Lumeah2> not out of the way at all
33:00 <beagle> i dont wanna bring anyone down 
33:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmBPEXMJ7A0
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Song Formerly Known As - Regurgitator (Oct 5, 2010) Length: 3:29 - Category: Music - 22,348 views views - 56 likes (98.2%), 1 dislikes (1.8%)
33:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah2 comes here just for me chookmagnet. I am sooooo lucky. 
34:00 <beagle> pmsl @ my cat
34:00 <beagle> i so have to post that photo to facebook
34:00 <beagle> while she listens to this tune
37:00 <beagle> i shall brb ...
38:00 <beagle> ok im here ?
38:00 <lisa> morning
39:00 <psidawg> hello
39:00 <psidawg> =]
39:00 <beagle> yeah what you doing up
39:00 <psidawg> me?
42:00 <psidawg> slugzzz
43:00 <psidawg> morning lad
43:00 <sluggz> Sup son
43:00 <psidawg> nufin
43:00 <psidawg> just got up n rang dodo
43:00 <psidawg> u?
43:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFAcOnhcpGA
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica: Atlas, Rise! (Official Music Video) (Oct 31, 2016) Length: 6:32 - Category: Music - 19,390,186 views views - 167,966 likes (96.2%), 6,678 dislikes (3.8%)
44:00 <beagle> thank fuck i dont go on dodo
44:00 <psidawg> lol
44:00 <psidawg> last night i did that pin trick thingy
44:00 <psidawg> to reset my modem, and it took out my adsl logins
44:00 <psidawg> which ive 4gotten
45:00 <psidawg> but yeh dodo's dodgy now days
45:00 <psidawg> on their website it says 24/7 support
45:00 <psidawg> but when u ring, it says 8am - 11pm only
45:00 <psidawg> lol
47:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tdKl-gTpZg
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica: Moth Into Flame (Official Music Video) (Sep 26, 2016) Length: 6:09 - Category: Music - 29,285,889 views views - 241,211 likes (96.5%), 8,785 dislikes (3.5%)
51:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=455-CIgc7co
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - Trapped Under Ice (Mar 28, 2007) Length: 4:05 - Category: Music - 3,223,854 views views - 12,041 likes (97.6%), 299 dislikes (2.4%)
51:00 <beagle> if you want hardcore
58:00 <sluggz> U like new album?
59:00 <sluggz> Moth into the flaaaaame!!
12:00 <chookmagnet> Skirmish
12:00 <chookmagnet> I want a stalker
13:00 <Skirmish> lol I can share I have a few. 
13:00 <Skirmish> Which one do you want? 
13:00 <chookmagnet> Meh
13:00 <chookmagnet> getting too old for that shit
18:00 <lisa> http://www.pgc.pa.gov/Wildlife/WildlifeSpecies/BaldEagles/Pages/default.aspx
18:00 <lisa> live cam on bald eagle nest, so friggin cool
19:00 <lisa> mama and the 2 five week old eaglets eating fish and squirrel right now
29:00 <shadsam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLgR7aO7pHk&t=3s
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Analogue Church Australia (Best) (May 3, 2017) Length: 1:14 - Category: Music - 92 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
29:00 <shadsam> chk it out
36:00 <sluggz> Lol
40:00 <chookmagnet> meat balls and gravy
40:00 <sluggz> Nice
41:00 <beagle> yeah new album is ok
53:00 <sluggz> Unban Lumeah NOW
56:00 <sluggz> Hello
19:00 <^Roshanda^> away [r: afk]
31:00 <lisa> hockeeeyyyyyyyy
40:00 <sluggz> Joe??
47:00 <Nikky`> Morning 
52:00 <beagle> gm nikky
53:00 <beagle> zzzzzzzzzzzzz  you later
56:00 <Nice1> heh
09:00 <morningsunshine> wakey wakey
09:00 <opung> hai
10:00 <sluggz> Lol
11:00 <morningsunshine> doc tozza eddie Kezzie lisa shadsam ^Roshanda^ Adonis Agent Arbition ash beagle BlackDevil Bonny Bozza Carnage Epi gremlinz Hercules ibiza_ IRCStats JedStar Lo_Pan lx matt- morningsunshine NeoGeo64 opung Rabbit realist ryan` samba sluggz SoupNazi stebie steven taboo tozza[Mobile] under` xm zaimc ^matty^ 
11:00 <morningsunshine> up yews get
11:00 <morningsunshine> goyim
11:00 <sluggz> Rofl
12:00 <morningsunshine> :)
28:00 <^Roshanda^> away [r: afk]
33:00 <sluggz> Boobs
35:00 <VENoM> `voice
37:00 <sluggz> ChanOP: DoC tozza ^Roshanda^ eddie Kezzie lisa shadsam ^matty^ beagle Bonny ibiza_ morningsunshine samba steven taboo zaimc  OI
38:00 <lisa> good lord this hockey game is giving me palpitations$&@*)#@(
39:00 <sluggz> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/1WjY4oXL/FB_IMG_1491427634082.jpg
55:00 <beagle> he had it coming !
58:00 <Kezzie> `voice Kezzie
00:00 <morningsunshine> doc tozza eddie Kezzie lisa shadsam ^Roshanda^ Adonis Agent Arbition ash beagle BlackDevil Bonny Bozza Carnage Epi gremlinz Hercules ibiza_ IRCStats JedStar Lo_Pan lx matt- morningsunshine NeoGeo64 opung Rabbit realist ryan` samba sluggz SoupNazi stebie steven taboo tozza[Mobile] under` xm zaimc ^matty^ 
04:00 <lalala> whats up yall
04:00 <lalala> :)
04:00 <psi\f00d> llala
04:00 <lalala> hey hey \
11:00 <psi\f00d> id ur nick ibiza
18:00 <samba> baby cum
35:00 <^Roshanda^> back [r: afk] [2h16m5s]
52:00 <Nice1> hi
58:00 <Tim-Sim> Hello Nice1 
00:00 <Epi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7k0in9impQ
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: World Doctors - How to Cure Ebola (Ep #10) (Oct 28, 2014) Length: 3:04 - Category: Film & Animation - 432,814 views views - 7,578 likes (94.4%), 451 dislikes (5.6%)
02:00 <MiaOneness> good morning, today is my birthday
08:00 <Epi> derp, think i finally blew my gasket, blew a little white smoke last night
09:00 <lalala> whats everyone up too in this boring chan
09:00 <Epi> fisting my butt
10:00 <lalala> lovely
10:00 <^Roshanda^> about to go lie down
10:00 <lalala> gettng somewhere
10:00 <lalala> 11?10¿
10:00 <^Roshanda^> endone making me dizzy and drowsy
10:00 <^Roshanda^> i dunno how i got through doing the food shopping
10:00 <lalala> ya either good at it or not 9LauGhiN 9Out 9Louds
10:00 <Epi> mmm had a mate who had to have endone from slipping a disk
11:00 <^Roshanda^> yah
11:00 <^Roshanda^> this ones to help me til monday with the toothache and then it comes out
11:00 <Epi> and he ended up taking panadol instead as he hated the endone fucking him up
11:00 <^Roshanda^> they couldnt take it out yesterday coz of the pain
11:00 <lalala> kool
11:00 <Epi> ahh nastry
11:00 <^Roshanda^> yeh i hate it
11:00 <^Roshanda^> i was so drowsy and dizzy in woolies
12:00 <lalala> where the females at in this chan
12:00 <lalala> 4Ha4Ha :)
12:00 <^Roshanda^> its the weekend
13:00 <^Roshanda^> their probably spending time with family
13:00 <^Roshanda^> hello cat
13:00 <^Roshanda^> don't turn off my pic
13:00 <^Roshanda^> pc even
13:00 <lalala> suck my knob
13:00 <lalala> 7LauGhiN 7Out 7Louds
13:00 <lalala> thats what i rkn
13:00 <^Roshanda^> use a hoover
13:00 <lalala> thats red hot
14:00 <^Roshanda^> if your that desperate why not go to a brothel
14:00 <lalala> is it red
14:00 <lalala> who said im desperate
14:00 <lalala> i wanna make some new friends here
14:00 <lalala> :)
14:00 <^Roshanda^> is what red
14:00 <lalala> only females thow
14:00 <lalala> n few males
14:00 <lalala> 9Ha9Ha
15:00 <^Roshanda^> you make no sense
15:00 <lalala> hows does that make no sence
15:00 <lalala> its make perfect sence
16:00 <^Roshanda^> its sense not sence
16:00 <lalala> are u sure about that
16:00 <lalala> casue i could correct your spelling if ya like
16:00 <lalala> and a whole lot more
16:00 <lalala> :D
17:00 <erratic> youre english is terible
17:00 <lalala> whos says ur english is right
17:00 <lalala> :)
18:00 <erratic> your right
18:00 <erratic> mines pretty bad
18:00 <lisa> hah
20:00 <lalala> lisa
20:00 <lalala> is back
20:00 <lalala> hello
20:00 <lalala> :)
21:00 <lisa> sup
21:00 <lalala> nm
21:00 <lalala> neways im off
21:00 <lalala> talk soon
21:00 <lalala> xoxo
22:00 <lisa> good chat
23:00 <Nice1> how old ya
25:00 <MiaOneness> 35
28:00 <Nice1> well on behalf of the austnet and myself
28:00 <Nice1> HAPPY BIRTHDAY MiaOneness!
28:00 <Nice1> I dont have any of that glitter text that lalala has unfortunately
29:00 <Devil45> probably a good thing
30:00 <Nice1> yeah its pretty annoying
31:00 <Nice1> nm
35:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
35:00 <MiaOneness> thanks Nice1
36:00 <MiaOneness> so sweet
39:00 <lalala> no one chatting 4?6¿
40:00 <erratic> Im here kinda
40:00 <sluggz> All day quiet
40:00 <erratic> getting ready to eat and crash its 8:38p here 
40:00 <sluggz> Where?
40:00 <erratic> seattle, wa
40:00 <sluggz> Nice
40:00 <sluggz> Early tho
41:00 <sluggz> :p
41:00 <erratic> yea trying to get back to a normal sleep schedule 
41:00 <erratic> brb eating 
41:00 <sluggz> OK sleep apnea?
41:00 <sluggz> Ok
42:00 <erratic> ill eat here 
42:00 <erratic> yeah I get it pretty bad sometimes
43:00 <lalala> where r u
43:00 <^Roshanda^> away [r: afk]
43:00 <lalala> erratic
43:00 <Devil45> erratic just told you
43:00 <Devil45> [13:10] <erratic> seattle, wa
43:00 <erratic> we might have chatted at some point 
43:00 <Devil45> its still friday there
44:00 <lisa> nice place erratic
44:00 <lisa> been there a few times
44:00 <lisa> prefer portland though :P
44:00 <lalala> seattle
44:00 <lalala> thats us yehh
44:00 <erratic> yeah portland is good, Ive lived in seattle on and off since 2000
44:00 <lisa> are you aussie?
45:00 <lisa> i lived in san diego for 10ish years from 2000 heh
45:00 <erratic> no but I'm interested and considering moving there if I can get a job 
45:00 <lisa> ah ok
45:00 <lisa> probably a good time to try, they'll be restricting visas a lot in the coming years
46:00 <lalala> u still in sandiego
46:00 <lalala> 6?12¿
46:00 <erratic> yeah thats what Ive gathered 
46:00 <lisa> no
46:00 <^Roshanda^> back [r: afk] [2h17m53s]
47:00 <lalala> in aus now
47:00 <erratic> san diego is a nice place I hear Ive never been down there but talked to lots of people from there in passing
47:00 <lisa> yeah moved back in 2008
47:00 <lalala> whats better
47:00 <lalala> 12?4¿
47:00 <lisa> yeah it was a cool place to live, especially for an aussie - similar with the beach vibe and laid-back people etc
48:00 <lisa> neither is better, they're just different
48:00 <lisa> although i miss the local music scene a LOT
48:00 <lalala> you just dnt wanna say whats better
48:00 <lalala> :)
48:00 <erratic> Seattle has changed a lot 
49:00 <lisa> yeah i haven't been since probably 2005 the last time
49:00 <lisa> god i'm old
50:00 <erratic> heheh well it sounds like you have done a lot so dont feel too bad
51:00 <erratic> I think Im old and I haven't done enough with my life which is kinda true 
52:00 <erratic> I'm alot more focused than I used to be though I am starting to get better at life 
53:00 <lisa> yeah you have to get to a certain age i reckon to even realise that this is it
53:00 <lisa> takes maturity that you can't have when you're in your 20s i think
53:00 <erratic> thats true 
53:00 <lisa> yeah i've done a bit - no regrets, certainly, which is a good feeling
55:00 <erratic> yeah one of my close friends died recently and Ive thought about moving away somewhere and starting over a lot before
56:00 <lisa> do it man
57:00 <lisa> i've done it a few times - first moved to the US in 2000, then moved back here in 2008, then from melbourne to brisbane in 2013
57:00 <lisa> it's refreshing to start somewhere completely new
57:00 <lisa> especially if it's moving TO something but not running away
57:00 <lisa> can be very positive and a great experience
58:00 <erratic> yeah def, I had one phone interview with a company in melbourne, it seems like it may be an option though I don't know whether or not it will be with that company 
58:00 <lisa> are you in IT?
58:00 <erratic> it sounds like it takes 6-8 weeks at least to get a working visa sorted out 
58:00 <erratic> yep :) devops
59:00 <lisa> yeah minimum i'd say
59:00 <lisa> take their waiting times on their web site and double it heh
00:00 <lisa> and if you have kids coming over with you, fuggedaboutit
00:00 <erratic> nah just me thankfully 
00:00 <erratic> lol 
01:00 <lisa> well good luck bro, chase your dream
01:00 <lisa> :)
02:00 <erratic> yeah def, I'm gonna crash but I'll be around too it cant hurt to connect with some people I figure :) 
02:00 <lisa> yeah no worries, good chatting, talk again soon :)
02:00 <erratic> ttyl 
11:00 <sluggz> :)
11:00 <sluggz> Sup yall
13:00 <sluggz> Blyke?
13:00 <psidawg> who?
14:00 <psidawg> lmao
15:00 <beagle> mrwuf
15:00 <mrwuf> hey beags 
17:00 <sluggz> Fk
18:00 <beagle> you need hobbys, sir
18:00 <sluggz> Who
18:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/mmA2K75.png
19:00 <Tim-Sim> had your green tea yet mrwuf?
19:00 <mrwuf> hey Tim ya sipping sum GT n lemon now u
20:00 <Tim-Sim> i have some here, no lemon
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup iBiZa[Mobile]
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hmm
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How is he banned again
23:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/9DYB01n.gifv
23:00 <Tim-Sim> I am installing a new WD Purple 3TB HDD into my security system
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What are you hiding that requires a security system?
24:00 <Devil45> purple wd drives are ideal for that tim
24:00 <Tim-Sim> good
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tim-Sim is a dim-sim dealer
24:00 <Tim-Sim> I wish
24:00 <Devil45> hes trafficking dim sims
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Does extras like soy and wasabi
24:00 <Devil45> not even red rooster knows about it
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey i got this new shit man it called siracha
26:00 <Devil45> wd purple is no good for windows 8.1
26:00 <Tim-Sim> smells ok
26:00 <Tim-Sim> but not as good as a fresh 90min TDK cassette tape
27:00 <Devil45> that guy ^
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Omg
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
27:00 <Tim-Sim> oh come on tozza[Mobile] 
27:00 <Tim-Sim> you love a fresh packet
27:00 <Tim-Sim> don't deny it
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Was meant to goto tackleworld today to grab a few things but cbf
28:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha should have said but bcf
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Would have abeen a lil joke in itself
28:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/ZW9sEtP.gifv
28:00 <Devil45> you mean maxell tim
28:00 <Devil45> maxell tapes had a smell when new
28:00 <Tim-Sim> and maxell
29:00 <Tim-Sim> they all had a distinctive technological aroma
29:00 <Devil45> like those days when schools printed essays on paper with purple ink - kids would sniff the paper
29:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
29:00 <Tim-Sim> I remember them
29:00 <Devil45> so do i - was the 4th grade
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol wuf
29:00 <Devil45> we didnt have colour photocopying in schools back then
29:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont you guys are mega old and shit
30:00 <Tim-Sim> we had purple up until about grade 3 I think, then they had black and white
30:00 <Devil45> tim isnt old
30:00 <Devil45> if he is wuf wont like him
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tims like few years away from 40
30:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah
30:00 <Tim-Sim> not far now
31:00 <lisa> heh
31:00 <lisa> he has a hobby
31:00 <lisa> sucking b1rd's dick
31:00 <Tim-Sim> but I am doing things to keep my DNA intact 
31:00 <Devil45> ive already been 40 so im not far from 50
31:00 <Tim-Sim> doing things in vain perhaps
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sniffing hdd packets
31:00 <Devil45> only tim sniffs packets
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Keeps that dna intact
31:00 <^Roshanda^> away [r: afk]
31:00 <Tim-Sim> I am big on smells
31:00 <Tim-Sim> they help describe things
32:00 <Devil45> he also enjoys abusing others.
32:00 <Tim-Sim> moments
32:00 <Tim-Sim> enrich the moment
32:00 <Devil45> i encountered a smell yesterday i wish i hadnt
32:00 <Devil45> some smells are best left out of the public arean
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The blocked dunny guy
32:00 <Tim-Sim> hmmlol
32:00 <Devil45> arena*
33:00 <Devil45> as for b1rd, hes got chipmunk for that purpose.
33:00 <Devil45> yea stinky man
33:00 <Devil45> and i told him to go have a shower - called him son
34:00 <sluggz> Lisa lies
34:00 <sluggz> B1rd my cuz not bf
34:00 <Encrypted69> i took the biggest shit the world has ever seen in maccas toilet yesterday
35:00 <lisa> ok bro
40:00 <Tim-Sim> mrwuf: how many cups of green tea a day would you recommend?
40:00 <mrwuf> http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-11/1109/south-park-s11e09c02-its-otherworldly-16x9.jpg
40:00 <mrwuf> as much as you can handle 
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 2:34 PM <Encrypted69> i took the biggest shit the world has ever seen in maccas toilet yesterday <---- did you flush
41:00 <Epi> mrwuf how many Couric's is that :o
41:00 <mrwuf> brew about 3x 1L all day.. add lemon or lime.. sometimes sum soda water.. great caffeine.. weight loss.. 
41:00 <mrwuf> lmao
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://saveourslang.com.au/
42:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, I need some lemons
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol @ epi
42:00 <Encrypted69> i recommand 1 full glass of prune juice in the morning
42:00 <Tim-Sim> you wouldn't drink 3 litres of it per day though? surely noy?
42:00 <Encrypted69> taken straight after a big brekfast
43:00 <beagle> ive been having bacon and eggs for breaky lately
43:00 <beagle> 3 eggs n 3 rashers
43:00 <beagle> and two pieces of toast
43:00 <Encrypted69> now u just need a very big glass of prune juice before work
44:00 <Tim-Sim> new HDD is in, now to test it out
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]>  Meeeeeeleeeeyaaahhhh
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And no i dont wanna goto tims
55:00 <amelia> tootooboobooooooooo
55:00 <Devil45> scared of the smells tozza?
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How are u bby
56:00 <amelia> gooooooooood
56:00 <amelia> except i tore my favourite jeans :(
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That sucks
57:00 <Bonny> it's fashionable
57:00 <amelia> ye u know those lil loops u slide the belt thru
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> yes devil im scared of what Tim-Sim may have in his possessions
57:00 <Devil45> you might find a secret stash
57:00 <amelia> i was holding them tryna get em up over ma big ass :(
57:00 <Devil45> hence why hes got the surveillance
57:00 <amelia> Bonnykins they're already the ripped ones :P
57:00 <amelia> how is u T
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lol
58:00 <Bonny> hehe
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i have a headache
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Was neant to goto tackleworld to buy this shimano hoody but cbf
58:00 <amelia> do u need a nap
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> nah i woke up not long ago lol
58:00 <amelia> ohhh
58:00 <Devil45> tim has a porn stash
58:00 <amelia> tis a chilled day
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Who needs to stash porn
59:00 <Devil45> not me. dont need it.
59:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile]: you are going to tackleworld to buy a hoody?
00:00 <Devil45> eh tozza show that knife pic - the one with blood and honor on it
00:00 <Tim-Sim> I need to go to officeworks to buy a cable
00:00 <Tim-Sim> but I cbf'd
01:00 <Devil45> tozza got a romper stomper knife. perfect for gutting fish with.
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh tim
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://www.ifish.com.au/search?q=Shimano+retro
03:00 <Devil45> why go to officeworks for a cable tim?
03:00 <Tim-Sim> fuck I am hungry
03:00 <Tim-Sim> I could eat a
03:00 <Tim-Sim> fish
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Go maccas
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fillet of fish
03:00 <Devil45> maccas are you kidding?
03:00 <amelia> do red rooster even sell fish
03:00 <Tim-Sim> because they have monitor cables and are open on Sundays
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> They do amelia lol
03:00 <Devil45> dvi cable?
04:00 <Bonny> yup they do, amelia.. they even do deliveries
04:00 <Devil45> hdmi cable?
04:00 <amelia> whaaaaaaaaaaat
04:00 <Tim-Sim> a VGA cable
04:00 <amelia> I knew deliveries, but fish?
04:00 <Devil45> old school
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
04:00 <Tim-Sim> yes
04:00 <Bonny> yup
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fish n chips and. Pepper calamari
04:00 <Devil45> i used to use vga but dvi works
04:00 <amelia> yuck
04:00 <Bonny> they do fish and chips
04:00 <Tim-Sim> this is an old LCD monitor that I am going to employ for the security system
04:00 <amelia> bet it taste like shit
04:00 <amelia> rubbery
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
04:00 <Devil45> it has no dvi ports tim?
05:00 <Tim-Sim> not this old monitor no
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Rubbery fish bof
05:00 <Devil45> no hdmi?
05:00 <Devil45> wow
05:00 <amelia> yux
05:00 <Devil45> must be a 90s model
05:00 <Devil45> with s-video
05:00 <Tim-Sim> it has a DSUB and that's it
05:00 <Devil45> from old desktops
06:00 <Tim-Sim> gimme 
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah he is saving for his retirement
06:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah I might check the spare room again
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its nothing personal
06:00 <Devil45> yea right like im going to need vga cables when i pass 65
06:00 <Devil45> or was that to tim tozza?
07:00 <Bonny> what is? lol
07:00 <Tim-Sim> this is the monitor Devil45, https://www.cnet.com/products/asus-vw192s-lcd-monitor-19-series/specs/
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im not sure ill think of something
07:00 <Bonny> lol
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> amelia
08:00 <Bonny> I need to go the supermarket and I cbf
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How was the carrot club
08:00 <Devil45> resolution 1400x900
08:00 <amelia> lolllllll
08:00 <Devil45> thats not widescreen
08:00 <Devil45> not true widescreen
08:00 <amelia> interesting but def won't be goin back anytime soon
09:00 <sluggz> Hi tozza
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bonny u got till like 9pm sall good
09:00 <Bonny> yup
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh ibiza tryed to drag me out lastnight
09:00 <Devil45> but if it works tim go with it man
09:00 <amelia> to the bar he tends at?
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Said he would pay for taxi there and back and supply free drinks if i promised to get wasted
09:00 <amelia> or diff one
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He said think of it as a irc rdo
10:00 <amelia> hahaahha
10:00 <Bonny> lol
10:00 <amelia> how come u didnt go
10:00 <amelia> issit far
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Who would guard melbourne
10:00 <amelia> hahahaha
10:00 <Tim-Sim> It was released in Jan 22 2007
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> nar cbf was nice and cozy watching fishing shows and such
11:00 <Bonny> fish porn
11:00 <Devil45> rex hunt kissing fish is sort of like porn
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol ew
11:00 <amelia> nice n comfy
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> what is bonny into
11:00 <Bonny> lol
11:00 <Bonny> I'm allergic to fish
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> im sure porn probably does smell fishy at some stage of the filming
11:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ewww
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> oh no
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That sucks
12:00 <amelia> Bonnykins is broken
12:00 <Bonny> I don't know what it taste like so I don't feel I'm missing anything
12:00 <Devil45> you dont want to find out 
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So how u know your alergic?
12:00 <Bonny> lol
12:00 <Devil45> not if you are allergic to it
12:00 <Bonny> I'm allergic to the mercury in the fish blood
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Arvo
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ah
13:00 <Bonny> I can have shellfish
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Squid is king
13:00 <Devil45> what about oysters
13:00 <Bonny> like prawns, calamari, lobster, mussles, oysters etc
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> fresh cooked squid ong yummo
13:00 <Devil45> oysters blech
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oyster are snot shells
13:00 <Bonny> yeah I can have those as they don't have red blood
14:00 <sluggz> Cullers
14:00 <Devil45> oysters - like eating boogers
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Unless you cook with bacon and worster sauce
14:00 <amelia> kilpatrick nomnomnom
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Exactly
14:00 <Bonny> I like them as kilpatrick
14:00 <Devil45> worcestershire sauce (hard to spell eh)
14:00 <Bonny> lol
14:00 <Bonny> hahaha
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha no wonder u ripped dem jeans
14:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAA
15:00 <couleurs> hi buggz
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cmyk
15:00 <sluggz> Greetings Skirmish 
15:00 <couleurs> hi toxxa
15:00 <amelia> :(
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jk
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> If anyone is a pants breaker in here it me
15:00 <amelia> hahah
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> im wearing trackies
15:00 <Devil45> no way
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> so no tears
15:00 <amelia> mens trackies so comfy
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not just a pretty face i gots a brain to ;)
15:00 <amelia> comfy n big n cosy
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im the complete package ladies
15:00 <Devil45> pants ripper eh tozza
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Toksa
16:00 <sluggz> How's the new security position going?
16:00 <Bonny> I'm in my pj's.. that's one of the reasons I cbf going to the supermarket
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
16:00 <Bonny> I can't justified getting dressed to just go to the supermarket
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> just gonin the pjs u can be like dem 12 yr olds
16:00 <Devil45> ripper - a good vinyl lp
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That go back to bed in them
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Boff
16:00 <Bonny> lol
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ?
17:00 <couleurs> ??
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dont know where nan has gone
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just sitting in the house alone
17:00 <amelia> she off to the pokies
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol nah
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She dont do dat
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Must have gone supermarket for bonny
18:00 <sluggz> ¿
18:00 <Bonny> lol
18:00 <Encrypted69> I've got no panties on
18:00 <amelia> hahaha
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ive got grumpy panties on
18:00 <Encrypted69> take them off its sunday
18:00 <Devil45> oh look another pong
18:00 <Encrypted69> no panties sunday
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> heh for some
18:00 <Encrypted69> its trackie tuesday at work
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> why are they called panties anyway
18:00 <Encrypted69> everyone has to wear trackies
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I have a game tune stuck in my head n i can remember what the game is called
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And its doing meee farkn head in bad
19:00 <sluggz> 11:43 am <sluggz> skirms wife  https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/DRXJJq5C/FB_IMG_1476902849322.jpg
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cant"
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh hey look it's lumeah
19:00 <sluggz> Lol
19:00 <Devil45> because some people get them in a bunch when you ban them tozza ;p
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ?
19:00 <Encrypted69> i once wore a gstring on backwards by mistake the whole day my big hairy man balls were danging each side of the string
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i dont ban ppl ban themselves
19:00 <Devil45> nothing it was just an attempt at humour
20:00 <couleurs> LoL
20:00 <sluggz> I met her at dandy market
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats lovely Crypt
20:00 <Devil45> or as my late mother used to say 'people get their knickers in a knot'
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cause they got them o backwards
20:00 <Devil45> knickers in a knot over the smallest things...
20:00 <Encrypted69> always wear a clean pair of panties? be even safer and dont wear any
21:00 <sluggz> She's a good stick
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I guess i shouldn't make fun
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She is beautiful and brave
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pffft LOL
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Er
21:00 <Bonny> then would have to wear a skirt
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hot
21:00 <Encrypted69> and hope the wind blows strong
21:00 <Bonny> cos wearing pants with no panties would stink out the pants
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
22:00 <sluggz> Nah nice bloke tho
22:00 <sluggz> I'd tap that
22:00 <sluggz> No doubt
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And bonny would get a allergic reaction
22:00 <Devil45> yup another pong
22:00 <Bonny> lol
22:00 <Encrypted69> mmm this toastie is so good
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> have a that thing and spanish sandwich
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Filet of fish
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How about the Americans they be like
24:00 <sluggz> Yes nice
24:00 <sluggz> I'd Spanish omelet dat
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im having a fil-ay of fish
24:00 <Devil45> if you talk about footwear (thongs) they assume g-strings
24:00 <Encrypted69> smells like a vag
24:00 <Devil45> but thats america for you
24:00 <Encrypted69> my ex was american
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Encrypted69 what vag u been sniffing
24:00 <Encrypted69> she did some nasty farts when she was asleep
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ah
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> American
25:00 <Encrypted69> they lingered in the air all night and still there in the morning
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aiight next topic lol
25:00 <Encrypted69> lets talk about sex
25:00 <Devil45> consoles vs pc gaming
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Orighttt
26:00 <sluggz> Wonder if it has an arse?
26:00 <sluggz> Hhhmmmm
26:00 <Encrypted69> im gonna have a nanna nap
26:00 <Devil45> tozza got stuck into agent for that.
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah
26:00 <Bonny> who thinks fremantle will be essendong today?
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Agent was just tryna be a smarty pants cause he knows he couldnt afford all the consoles i got
26:00 <Bonny> beat*
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Essendong lol
27:00 <sluggz> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/el8B2bNW/FB_IMG_1491427634082.jpg
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> If not i got a knife
27:00 <sluggz> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/diydeK4B/FB_IMG_1481599901367.jpg
27:00 <lisa> you guys..
27:00 <Bonny> lol
27:00 <Bonny> good typo
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> gives a new meaning to the bummers
27:00 <Devil45> well neither team is from my state so ;p
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Essendong bummers
27:00 <Bonny> do you think they will beat the dockers today?
28:00 <sluggz> Ooops
28:00 <sluggz> Wot Lisa sorrreeeee
28:00 <Tim-Sim> lol, just found a cable
28:00 <Devil45> under all the rubbish you found a cable tim
28:00 <Tim-Sim> yes
28:00 <Devil45> make sure it fits and works
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Unsure bon
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I am
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dude that last one
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Of no help
29:00 <Devil45> i had to explain to an american what a 'hoon' was earlier on the forum site
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Try asking glenn in #help LOL
30:00 <sluggz> What???
30:00 <sluggz> Not allowed?
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Never gonna give u up
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The song
30:00 <sluggz> Yes
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Devil45 how did you breakdown that hirogliphic phenomenon
30:00 <Devil45> i simply told them based on what id read
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ... go on
30:00 <Encrypted69> my ex useto like me laying cable on her chest
31:00 <sluggz> She's a fighter huh
31:00 <Skirmish> [15:16] <sluggz> How's the new security position going?  <--- I still work in Security? I thought I would have been a garbage truck driver or something by now. You guys aren't creative enough. More effort required. 3/10. 
31:00 <sluggz> Real trooper
31:00 <Encrypted69> i guess americans like that
31:00 <Devil45> lets just say they got it
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What a boring climax lol
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> gonna play some pinball brb
31:00 <Devil45> that demolition man game
32:00 <sluggz> Which council you garboeing out of?
32:00 <sluggz> Good coin?
32:00 <Skirmish> [15:19] <tozza[Mobile]> Oh hey look it's lumeah  <--- LOL 
32:00 <sluggz> Nar its not
32:00 <Tim-Sim> IT'S ALIIIVVVVEEE!!!!
32:00 <Devil45> ok dr frankenstein
33:00 <sluggz> Nice chik from market
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Is so
33:00 <Skirmish> Yeah we know that sluggz. That's actually an improvement on the real lumeah. 
33:00 <sluggz> Doubt it Lumeah is very nice
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nar
33:00 <sluggz> Mia is hotter
34:00 <Devil45> shame lumeah is as dumb as a bucket of rocks
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shit stirir
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She is
34:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah went to a market one day and asked for a guy to draw a cartoon version of her. He drew Patty and Selma from the Simpsons. 
34:00 <sluggz> Lol
34:00 <Devil45> was told b1rd brainwashed her - how? she hasnt got a brain to wash
34:00 <sluggz> PAy DAT bro
34:00 <Skirmish> LOL Devil45. How dare you insult a bucket of rocks! 
34:00 <Devil45> oh thats right the bucket of rocks did nothing wrong. my bad.
34:00 <Devil45> ;p
35:00 <sluggz> Lumeah isn't that bad
35:00 <Devil45> she isnt that good either
35:00 <lisa> lol
35:00 <sluggz> Lol
35:00 <lisa> you guys are terrible
35:00 <lisa> and they say women are bitchy
35:00 <sluggz> Lisa its yur bday
35:00 <Devil45> shes got the worst connection
35:00 <sluggz> Nope
36:00 <Devil45> houso? as in housing commission?
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She is a bitch tho lisa
36:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> lisa: It's the internet. It's an equal opportunity place. 
36:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> Devil45: yeah. 
36:00 <Devil45> ah
36:00 <Devil45> gotcha :)
36:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> Lumeah mows lawns for a living. She's not being showered in cash. 
36:00 <Devil45> tozza id like to notice a favour to you please
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wat
36:00 <lisa> i mowed 2 acres today
36:00 <lisa> but i didn't pay myself
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That game sucked
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 335million is a low score game
37:00 <lisa> i'm such a bitch
37:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> She mows lawns better than b1rd can. What kind of man can't mow a lawn to a reasonable standard. 
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
37:00 <sluggz> How u know skirmish
37:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> 'I will have to do some training so I can do a better job next time'. 
37:00 <sluggz> U been there Roma?
38:00 <Devil45> b1rd cleans the cage
38:00 <Devil45> really? i thought lumeah worked in a grow room
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Devil45: what u wanna ask
38:00 <sluggz> Lol
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im out n about
38:00 <Devil45> dfid you see the notice tozza?
38:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> b1rd's back at home in his parents house crying over his mail order bride that left him, drinking raw eggs from breakfast and going for runs whilst listening to 'Eye of the Tiger' just so the cunt can mow a lawn to a standard that Lumeah finds acceptable. 
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nar
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh seen it
39:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> Must be a puny guy to need training to push a mower. 
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill do it when i get home
39:00 <Devil45> i thinki i said please
39:00 <Devil45> i forget
39:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> Anyway ... we should be nicer to sluggz crush and not put so much shit on b1rd. 
40:00 <sluggz> Thank u 
40:00 <Devil45> b1rd is not the problem
40:00 <Devil45> his spy is
40:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> Don't mean to hurt your feels bro. I know how much you crush on Jase, sluggz. 
40:00 <sluggz> Teehee spy??
40:00 <Devil45> i even told chipmunk directly i dont like her and she is a 'fucking nutcase'
40:00 <sluggz> Crushing hard
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She just idles then says how shot this chan is bring b1rd back etc etc
41:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> Every time I see b1rd type I remember that youtube video of the guy going 'CIGGY BUTT BRAIN' and imagine that is exactly the type of person b1rd is. 
41:00 <Devil45> b1rd is ok but she needs help
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So the equation is get rid of her if she dont like it her so much
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I did her a favour
41:00 <Devil45> she finds ways to get around the favour
42:00 <Devil45> shes like a boomerang - always comes back for more
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> All good
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No need to stir the pot devil lol
42:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> You guys wait until she says you're all a bunch of bullies. 
42:00 <Devil45> guess not
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She kept saying how weak melbourne is
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Asked me "do you own your house son"
42:00 <sluggz> Ololol weak
43:00 <Devil45> wtf
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Only hard work appreciated around here
43:00 <Devil45> she calls tozza 'son'?
43:00 <sluggz> Lol @ son?
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I couldn't stop laughing
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh then wanted a dick pic
43:00 <Devil45> she could have asked b1rd
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im like is it wise to ask your son for a dick pic
43:00 <sluggz> Lol
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kept asking steven like a despo one night
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ask him it was hilarious
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He kept sending pictures of chickens
44:00 <Devil45> oh cock pics
44:00 <Devil45> pics of roosters
44:00 <Devil45> with captions like 'look at my huge cock'
44:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> tozza[Mobile]: She asked if you own your own house? She only moved out of her mums house less than a year ago lol
44:00 <lisa> jesus
44:00 <lisa> wtf *wants* dick pics
44:00 <Devil45> she left it a bit late
44:00 <lisa> that's pretty fucked up
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh not a word of lie
45:00 <sluggz> Dick pics all da rage
45:00 <lisa> yeah if you're male
45:00 <couleurs> Hi Lisa : )
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Then just kept saying bring b1rd back melbourne this melbourne that after saying so many time u can chat with him elsewhere i took the next step and removed her
45:00 <lisa> hey couleurs <3
45:00 <chookmagnet> sluggz thing about sluggz
45:00 <chookmagnet> err yeah
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She didn't contribute to the community
46:00 <sluggz> Community?
46:00 <sluggz> LolZ
46:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> lisa: As per the internet rule book I asked lumeah for a tit pic when she first arrived here having no intention of wanting one or wanting to know anything about her. That one request was interpreted to mean 'You want me bad you're obsessed with me' so she starts carrying on like a flirty school girl. Would have been ok if she looked like a flirty school girl and not someone's middle aged 
46:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> single aunty that's seriously considering being a lesbian because she can't pick up at the local RSL. 
47:00 <lisa> well
47:00 <Devil45> lumeah actually looks like harry potter with michael hutchence hair
47:00 <lisa> boobs are pretty
47:00 <lisa> dicks are not
47:00 <lisa> so that's kinda understandable
47:00 <lisa> yeah i saw a pic...
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
47:00 <Devil45> she looks more like a teenage boy than a chick
48:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> Once I saw her headshot I knew the tit pic was going to look like someone taped two socks with pool balls in them to her chest. I wasn't interested. 
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> frizzy frog innit
48:00 <Devil45> she might have had an extra sock and pool ball 'down under'
48:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> I think Hagrid is the best description of her so far. 
48:00 <Devil45> i was thinking weasley
48:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile]: what is your highscore on donkey kong?
49:00 <sluggz> Haggis
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haggis lol
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Anyway im at savers tryna find a bargain bbs
49:00 <sluggz> Bit like Annie
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yuck someone smells of armpits
49:00 <Devil45> tell em to go have a shower
49:00 <sluggz> Warbucks
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Need to bail before someone thinks its me
49:00 <sluggz> Who cares
50:00 <sluggz> Armpit smell cute
50:00 <Devil45> i was at the shop yesterday and this guy stank like a blocked dunny
50:00 <Devil45> i was like 'christ son go have a shower you smell like shit'
50:00 <Devil45> yep called him son
50:00 <sluggz> Lol @ son
51:00 <Devil45> i had to get out of there - couldnt breathe the stink was so bad
52:00 <amelia> Tim-Sim, b1rd wants to know if ur ok
52:00 <Tim-Sim> pfft
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 3:50 PM <Devil45> i was at the shop yesterday and this guy stank like a blocked dunny
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol @ blocked dunny
54:00 <sluggz> Nice touch
54:00 <amelia> lollll
54:00 <Tim-Sim> bloody windows
55:00 <sluggz> There's a guy here hasn't showered in 5 years
55:00 <sluggz> Poopy pants
55:00 <Tim-Sim> I log on to get some passwords and 10 minutes later... Windows is installing updates 17%
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wow
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just wow
56:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> Did you manage to save all the above chat so you can pass it onto b1rd and lumies, sluggz? 
56:00 <Devil45> its not the first time ive seen this clown either - hes a regular and he always stinks
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/bYUuxEc.jpg
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just got over 1billion on my pinball machine
56:00 <Tim-Sim> is that good?
56:00 <sorry-tim-sim> sorry Tim-Sim hun
56:00 <Tim-Sim> oh fuck off
56:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHA
57:00 <sluggz> Don't be paranoid spermish
57:00 <Devil45> wouldnt mind so much except its a local supermarket - if it were an asian grocery i wouldnt notice the smell
57:00 <Devil45> because they burn incense
57:00 <sorry-tim-sim> LOL
57:00 <sorry-tim-sim> no
57:00 <sorry-tim-sim> not till you accept my pology
57:00 <sorry-tim-sim> :)
58:00 <Devil45> but a store like coles doesnt
58:00 <amelia> lolllllllllll
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> B1rd correct?
58:00 <amelia> yup
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Savers is lamers today
59:00 <Student> Greetings
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And yes tim that is very good
01:00 <lisa> beers later tozza[Mobile]?
01:00 <Devil45> thats what you get for running windows 10 tim - updates galore
02:00 <lisa> saturday night doot doot dooo doot doo doo doo
02:00 <Devil45> wish i could do that
02:00 <lisa> working?
02:00 <Devil45> unfortunately yes
02:00 <Devil45> no rage for me
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hell yeh lisa
03:00 <Devil45> and i wont get another RDO for at least another month
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And i just found a awesome mod culture jacket i an so buying
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Today winning lol
03:00 <lisa> i have no idea what that means
03:00 <lisa> but go you
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Got that game on iq ready for tomorrow morning
03:00 <lisa> yessss
03:00 <lisa> hanging for that game
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its like a green heavy duty feel jcket
03:00 <lisa> hoping washington can pull it back and force a game 7
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We shall see
05:00 <lisa> damn, i have a new phone wallpaper and it makes me moist every time i look at my phone
05:00 <lisa> might need to change it back
05:00 <couleurs> is it a pic of me...........
05:00 <Devil45> speaking of wallpapers
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmaoooo
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mist be frank
05:00 <lisa> you know it couleurs ;)
05:00 <Devil45> dreaming
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Frank
06:00 <Devil45> frank spencer?
06:00 <couleurs> HeHe
06:00 <TheRon> blakey??
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I heard colours can turn a healthy hole into a dry flacid hole instantly
06:00 <Devil45> so can trump
06:00 <Devil45> but trump can put a wall around it
07:00 <couleurs> what
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whaaaooooottt
07:00 <lisa> i hate that impotent orange fuck
07:00 <lisa> he makes me want to stab things
07:00 <Devil45> i call him trumpanzee
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He means the trump on here
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We kicked out that jams
08:00 <Devil45> the trump who comes on here and assumes all women like him
08:00 <lisa> jeff buckley does a great version of kick out the jams
08:00 <Devil45> deadpandadolls is slinky i think
08:00 <lisa> Devil45: what, like 95% of irc you mean?
08:00 <lisa> :P
08:00 <Devil45> i must be in the 5%
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No ibiza
09:00 <lisa> ok maybe 85%
09:00 <lisa> there's more than 5% normal people
09:00 <Devil45> deadpandashit is abusive - not sure who he is but its not slinky
09:00 <couleurs> i'm normal people!!!!!!!!
09:00 <lisa> tozza[Mobile]: you were correct  http://imgur.com/a/AvKcM
09:00 <Pinball_Wizard> I remember a time
09:00 <Pinball_Wizard> When i dreamed of getting 1 billion in a pinball game
10:00 <lisa> you are exceptional baby
10:00 <lisa> <3
10:00 <Devil45> now wallpapers
10:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Now today that dream has been achieved
10:00 <Pinball_Wizard> I am the Pinball_Wizard of Melbourne
10:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Eat that beagle
10:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> R you jams
11:00 <lisa> what about wallpapers Devil45
11:00 <R> Yes
11:00 <Devil45> i got a good one
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My bad
11:00 <R> lol
11:00 <DVS> That was my real IP
11:00 <DVS> Can you unban it so I can get off this proxy?
11:00 <beagle> must been playing it for a while
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 2 mins
12:00 <DVS> okay
12:00 <DVS> ill brb
12:00 <Devil45> people still use proxies?
12:00 <beagle> did you continue or just on one pay
12:00 <Pinball_Wizard> i dont have a continues turned on
12:00 <Devil45> i have to do this
12:00 <Pinball_Wizard> It was atleast a 15 min game
12:00 <Devil45> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgg-ryFdrOI
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Elton John - Pinball Wizard (1974) With Lyrics! (Jun 15, 2014) Length: 5:20 - Category: Music - 103,477 views views - 503 likes (97.3%), 14 dislikes (2.7%)
12:00 <Pinball_Wizard> yeh man love that song lol
12:00 <Devil45> better version than the who
12:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Well it is the version that is in the movie tommy
13:00 <Devil45> yup
13:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Which ofcourse was made by thewho
13:00 <Pinball_Wizard> And i agree much better version
13:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Here beagle
13:00 <Pinball_Wizard> https://i.imgur.com/Qh97MUY.jpg
13:00 <Devil45> i dont have that mp3. thought i did.
13:00 <Devil45> no matter ill grab it.
14:00 <beagle> almost 1.3billion
15:00 <Devil45> old school
15:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Yeh but i was happy to finally take the grandchampion score lol
15:00 <Pinball_Wizard> So i now know that super jackpots are worth 110m
16:00 <couleurs> n e other goss tho?
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not really
16:00 <beagle> i scored 512 million on teed off gottlieb table
16:00 <Pinball_Wizard> once u hit every lit jackpot on a multiball superjackpot lights up and once u get it u get the 110m if u hit the jackpots again u get another shot at the 110m
16:00 <beagle> but that was a simulation on playstation
16:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Ah yeh i know the game
17:00 <couleurs> me 2
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And lisa i know :p
17:00 <Pinball_Wizard> I almost bought one for 1k
17:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Needed minor work
17:00 <Pinball_Wizard> but when he said minor i had no idea what that encountered lol
17:00 <Pinball_Wizard> So i passed
17:00 <Pinball_Wizard> If something is minor that you know of asif dont fix it yourself
18:00 <lisa> i didn't mean you were exceptional
18:00 <lisa> that was for couleurs
18:00 <lisa> lol
18:00 <lisa> came out wrong
18:00 <couleurs> SeXePTiONaL
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LMAO
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> im taking it anyway
19:00 <couleurs> me 2
19:00 <lisa> lol
19:00 <lisa> AWKWARD
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh bad
20:00 <Devil45> if you were a red dwarf fan it would be "smegceptional"
20:00 <lisa> and if you were a vet it would be "smegmaceptional"
20:00 <Devil45> i wanted that as a username for a forum site but they wouldnt let me have it - 13 character limit and that was 14 total
21:00 <lisa> meanies
21:00 <Devil45> if it was a form of birth control it would be smegtraception
21:00 <lisa> yeah i see where you're going with this
21:00 <Devil45> my youtube username is a variation of smeg though.
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Smeg lol
22:00 <Devil45> no
22:00 <lisa> did you guys see that baby that was born holding an iud lol
22:00 <Devil45> thats pong - dickcheese
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> what bring you here lauri
23:00 <lisa> http://www.ajc.com/lifestyles/baby-special-occasions/newborn-baby-photographed-with-mother-iud-hand/dMf7zyGIPICrfhboTPnPOM/
23:00 <couleurs> cheeky
23:00 <lisa> that is so lol
24:00 <lisa> well lol because it didn't happen to me
24:00 <lisa> if it was me, not so lol
24:00 <Devil45> and i use the same name for imgur
24:00 <lisa> as with most things
26:00 <Devil45> scared him off
27:00 <lisa> happens
28:00 <lisa> stage 2 of the giro tonight
28:00 <lisa> let's get excited
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Beers soon bourbons too
29:00 <lisa> uh oh
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whaaaaat
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nar
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ceebz
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> too far
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> nans over from england
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> im gonna hermit
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmaooo
30:00 <Devil45> the queen cant dance
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What no movement?
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fuck the queen (Feb 5, 2008) Length: 3:18 - Category: Entertainment - 14,486 views views - 93 likes (67.4%), 45 dislikes (32.6%)
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fat Pizza - Queen (Jan 9, 2012) Length: 1:06 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,471 views views - likes (87.5%), 1 dislikes (12.5%)
31:00 <lisa> i have to wait til 7
31:00 <Devil45> if the queen got up and danced at her age she might break something
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bbs driving
32:00 <lisa> she'd do a hip then it'd all be downhill from there
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fat Pizza - Queen (Jan 9, 2012) Length: 1:06 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,471 views views - likes (87.5%), 1 dislikes (12.5%)
34:00 <lisa> is it so good you had to paste it 3 times
34:00 <mrwuf> hey Tozza
35:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Sup wuf
35:00 <mrwuf> cooking a basil, tomato, feta, lamb pizza 
35:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Decent
35:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Very decent
36:00 <mrwuf> trying to exercise but hOLY smoLY sleepy still... How is your Sunday 
38:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Not bad scored massively on my pinball machine
39:00 <mrwuf> cheeky monkey http://i.imgur.com/l3kxmwW.gifv
39:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Have a headache for some reason
39:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Just laying down
39:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Lol pug
40:00 <couleurs> ; )
41:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
41:00 <amelia> take that
42:00 <amelia> hi mia happy birfday @ chu
42:00 <MiaOneness> thanks dude!
42:00 <amelia> did u get some cool presents
42:00 <MiaOneness> i got nothing yet, just money, which is good
42:00 <amelia> money is always a winner
42:00 <amelia> wots the time there
42:00 <MiaOneness> im drunk though
43:00 <MiaOneness> with a strong headache
43:00 <amelia> lolll
43:00 <MiaOneness> went to bed 4 hours ago
43:00 <amelia> did u go out for drinks with one of the mens
43:00 <MiaOneness> got up now at 9.43am
43:00 <MiaOneness> head is pounding
43:00 <amelia> oh early
43:00 <MiaOneness> yes, i went with the physics teacher
43:00 <MiaOneness> nothing happened
43:00 <MiaOneness> we just drank
43:00 <MiaOneness> we wactedh gifted and this other film again
44:00 <MiaOneness> and then he said
44:00 <Tim-Sim> "this movie sucks arse"
44:00 <MiaOneness> do you want to sleep.. hint hint at my house, and i said yes at home
44:00 <amelia> did he yawn and put his arm around u
44:00 <MiaOneness> nah.. he tried to play with my leg
44:00 <MiaOneness> but i yelled
44:00 <amelia> yawnnnnnnn *stretch*
44:00 <MiaOneness> dont touch me
44:00 <Tim-Sim> omg
44:00 <Tim-Sim> really?
44:00 <amelia> lolllll mia
44:00 <xm> did he blame it on one of the Newtonian laws of physics
45:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHctumEQQRc
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mick's Love Line - The Late Show Australia (Dec 1, 2012) Length: 1:42 - Category: Comedy - 5,319 views views - 23 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
45:00 <amelia> ITS MY FKN BDAY DONT TOUCH ME
45:00 <xm> that it will keep going until an external force stops it
45:00 <MiaOneness> we didnt get into it
45:00 <amelia> did u shave ur legs
45:00 <xm> ps happy birthday!!!
45:00 <Devil45> only 2 movies suck ass tim - fifty shades of gay and twilight
45:00 <amelia> or were u hairy mclary still
45:00 <MiaOneness> not specifically for the evening, but i did yesterday night
45:00 <MiaOneness> no, i didnt go for action
46:00 <MiaOneness> we didnt even kiss this time around
46:00 <MiaOneness> im not attracted to him
46:00 <amelia> is he ugly
46:00 <MiaOneness> his brain is very different to mine
46:00 <Tim-Sim> then why go out with him?
46:00 <MiaOneness> no
46:00 <amelia> does he look like Agent
46:00 <Tim-Sim> are you leading him on?
46:00 <MiaOneness> i told him im not interested in forming a relationship of a normal kind
46:00 <MiaOneness> and also told him im celibate
46:00 <MiaOneness> so not leading him on
46:00 <Tim-Sim> omg
46:00 <amelia> if she yelled at him not to touch her, its not really leading him on
46:00 <Tim-Sim> and he still went out with you?
47:00 <MiaOneness> yes, we went to his house, yes
47:00 <amelia> if he doesn't get the msg from that then hes a dumbass
47:00 <Tim-Sim> omg
47:00 <Tim-Sim> did he pay for dinner?
47:00 <MiaOneness> i told him straight that i dont like cypriot men
47:00 <MiaOneness> we didnt eat
47:00 <MiaOneness> just drank.. picked me up at 1130pm
47:00 <MiaOneness> and took me how about about 630am
47:00 <mrwuf> happy bday https://img.memesuper.com/c3fba38ed640fc22140b1e7b3dfe9235_funny-happy-birthday-cat-meme-meme-happy-birthday-cat_512-330.jpeg
47:00 <MiaOneness> thanks mrwuf
48:00 <amelia> ok well i hope u get to have all the schnitzels u want
48:00 <MiaOneness> i only need 250 snotizels, and i can book my ticket home
49:00 <amelia> snotizels
49:00 <amelia> lolllll
49:00 <MiaOneness> en CHILL adas
49:00 <amelia> haha
49:00 <xm> wheres ^Roshanda^ to correct the spelling then end her sentence with a full stop
50:00 <lisa> well is that you in front of me, coming back for even more of exactly the same?
50:00 <Devil45> does it matter
50:00 <Glenn> .
50:00 <amelia> have you noticed the older ones are all very similar
50:00 <amelia> Nice1, Devil45, Joffrey
50:00 <Glenn> Missed opportunity MiaOneness... :P
51:00 <MiaOneness> lol no, just rude on my behalf
51:00 <MiaOneness> i was nervous
51:00 <MiaOneness> and didnt know what else to say
51:00 <Glenn> wot ? ? ?
51:00 <amelia> i think it would have been hilarious
51:00 <amelia> but yes bit dramatic and over the top
51:00 <MiaOneness> yeah thats what got me thinking amelia
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Everybody hurts
52:00 <TheRon> G O G G O, not the dart
52:00 <MiaOneness> you finding it hiliarious
52:00 <amelia> me finding it hilarious has made u think perhaps it wasn't the right thing to do?
52:00 <MiaOneness> Tim-Sim I spoke of Lizard people for a fraction of it, he didnt believe
52:00 <amelia> lolllll
52:00 <MiaOneness> yes amelia
52:00 <amelia> hahahahaahhahaha
52:00 <lalala> whats up melbourne
52:00 <Tim-Sim> why not?
52:00 <Devil45> oh christ
52:00 <xm> are you a icke fan
52:00 <amelia> is it because i laugh at things i shouldn't laugh at
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Remember that yellow pages ad
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Where the 2 old ppl with the hoses were angry
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And one squirted the other in the head
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And the wife had to ring up saying he had a water logged ear
53:00 <TheRon> not really
53:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Headache go away
53:00 <MiaOneness> he told me to elaborate. i said theres a secret blood line that youre born into. he just listened
53:00 <MiaOneness> david icke is fine
53:00 <amelia> he wanted u to shut up about lizard people so he touched ur leg then u shouted at him
53:00 <xm> i always joke about that sort of stuff, never talked to anyone who takes it seriously
53:00 <MiaOneness> yes to be frank, i adhere to his school of though xm
53:00 <amelia> bit his lizard head off
53:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Pinball lizard
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Well then
54:00 <Tim-Sim> lol Pinball Lizard
54:00 <MiaOneness> youpeeeee
54:00 <Tim-Sim> this camera is giving me the fucking shits
54:00 <Tim-Sim> totally disrupting my karma
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hate that shite
55:00 <TheRon> it's the best jerry
55:00 <couleurs> Brb Makeing Coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Draught buddy
55:00 <lisa> drinking maple syrup tea
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Good ol brown bottle
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I just had a chai latte
55:00 <lisa> bought so much in canada last year lol
55:00 <Pinball_Wizard> amelia can you come give me a head massage my headache wont go away
55:00 <amelia> hahahahahaha
55:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Lol no jokes
55:00 <amelia> m8 im too comfy
55:00 <Devil45> tired of his popups
55:00 <amelia> but u can give me one
55:00 <amelia> FUCK OFF LALA
55:00 <lalala> a hair cut 12?4¿
55:00 <Pinball_Wizard> m8 to headachey
55:00 <lalala> 9Ha9Ha
55:00 <lalala> :)
56:00 <TheRon> what about some good old fashioned home brew that needs to go down to forensics
56:00 <amelia> hahahhah
56:00 <Glenn> Cool it lalala... you're upsetting the natives.
56:00 <lalala> natives
56:00 <lalala> who native here
56:00 <lalala> like no one
56:00 <MiaOneness> Tim-Sim.. will you watch Gifted. They mention Grigori Perelman in it. I am delighted. Was obsessed with him for a few months back half a decade ago
56:00 <amelia> did u jus call me a native Glennda
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I wanna try it
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Maple syrup tea
57:00 <Glenn> Yes! :)
57:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Remember when u were acused of that amelia
57:00 <lalala> 12Ha12Ha AMELIA UR A NATIVE GIRL
57:00 <lalala> :)
57:00 <amelia> yes hahahahahaa
57:00 <Pinball_Wizard> That was so gay
57:00 <amelia> half abodiginal half croat apparently
57:00 <lalala> SEXY
57:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Hey bonny
58:00 <TheRon> poofters drink tea
58:00 <Glenn> Non bogans can be considered natives around here amelia.
58:00 <Pinball_Wizard> did you go the supermarket yet
58:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Johnny bravo
59:00 <lisa> i'm a poofter
59:00 <lisa> i like men.
59:00 <Devil45> old ladies drink tea TheRon
59:00 <TheRon> them too
59:00 <lisa> i'll mail you a teabag tozza[Mobile]
59:00 <lisa> well that sounded creepier than it should have
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That did
59:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Fankz tozza
59:00 <amelia> gw tozza
59:00 <Pinball_Wizard> Xm don't encourage him
59:00 <amelia> HaHa
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aiight
00:00 <TheRon> teabagging beers just isn't cool
00:00 <Devil45> teabagging is creepy - just ask pong
00:00 <lisa> yes i'm old
00:00 <lisa> thanks Devil45 for reminding me
00:00 <xm> i get him in leg gud
00:00 <Tim-Sim> can you make scrambled eggs without milk?
00:00 <amelia> yes
00:00 <amelia> i never make em wif milk
00:00 <amelia> tastes the same
00:00 <Devil45> you can make lots of things without moo jooce tim
01:00 <Tim-Sim> I have not had milk in the fridge for months
01:00 <Tim-Sim> I have butter though
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ew wtf
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Without milk
01:00 <Arbition> tozza[Mobile]: Here is a console I bet you'll never get your hands on http://hackaday.com/2017/05/06/the-nintendo-playstation-finally-working/
01:00 <TheRon> cook the man some fucking eggs
01:00 <Tim-Sim> all I have eaten today is Green Tea
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh no shit wuf lol
01:00 <amelia> it taste fine wifout milk
01:00 <Tim-Sim> yes, I concur TheRon
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> how u do it the
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just use skim milk
02:00 <TheRon> the spurs won again today
02:00 <TheRon> what a great day
02:00 <Tim-Sim> how much water to you put in with say, ooh I dunno, 5 large eggs?
02:00 <MiaOneness> going to go take a nap again.. 
02:00 <amelia> water?
02:00 <amelia> jus have the eggs on their own
02:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, use water instead of milk>
02:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
02:00 <amelia> no, jus eggs on their own
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lololol
02:00 <amelia> nothin added
02:00 <amelia> jus salt n pepper
02:00 <Tim-Sim> I will put some water and some butter in
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> They cant go fluffy without milk
02:00 <Tim-Sim> and some herbs
03:00 <amelia> they still fluffy
03:00 <xm> boil eggs with water, scramble eggs with water
03:00 <xm> easy 2 confuse
03:00 <amelia> lol it tastes same to me?
03:00 <Devil45> i hear some people use moo jooce in mashed potato
03:00 <TheRon> Tim-Sim: i'm gonna make you an amlette
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ok make me some after my head massaage thanks bae
03:00 <TheRon> omlette
03:00 <amelia> but im on couch being a lazy fuck
03:00 <TheRon> i make it with three different kinds of cheese
03:00 <Tim-Sim> oh at last, I am getting somewhere with this camera
03:00 <TheRon> Devil45: i use cream in mash 
04:00 <Devil45> i dont i use milk
04:00 <Devil45> just a small amount
04:00 <Devil45> just enough to bind it together to give it a smooth consistency
04:00 <TheRon> i like mash with bacon and spring onion
04:00 <Devil45> gordon ramsay would be proud ;p
05:00 <Devil45> christ lalala is irritating with those gay popups.
05:00 <TheRon> hehehehe...gay pop ups
06:00 <Devil45> hes worse than a tattle script users
06:00 <Arbition> the prospect of me quitting my job is getting my nerves, but I musn't chicken out
06:00 <xm> honey chicken 4 me XDDDDDDDDDDDD
07:00 <xm> you need to honey chicken out
07:00 <mrwuf> Arbition, business-protip; before u hand in resignation steal everything
07:00 <TheRon> quit your job michael douglas style
07:00 <xm> how long have you worked there?
07:00 <amelia> lemon chicken nomnom
07:00 <Arbition> 5 years or so
07:00 <xm> that's a good time
07:00 <TheRon> whats that movie, "breaking down" or something
07:00 <xm> you should be able to get another job 
07:00 <Epi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EKAuwk2ugU
07:00 <mrwuf> ya find another job before u resign from this one
07:00 <Arbition> no
07:00 <xm> maybe get out before your place folds
07:00 <Arbition> I'm not being paid
08:00 <Tim-Sim> any good movies worth downloading?
08:00 <lisa> don't watch movies
08:00 <TheRon> alien convenant in 5 days
08:00 <lisa> movies are boring
08:00 <Arbition> or at least not on time
08:00 <Arbition> I'm still owed
08:00 <amelia> have u found a new job
08:00 <Arbition> and I don't want to hang around anyway
08:00 <Arbition> no
08:00 <mrwuf> thats ok you can lodge inquiry with fair work and they will hassle on your behalf 
08:00 <amelia> any lined up?
08:00 <mrwuf> just steal stuff and sell on eBay in meantime
08:00 <Arbition> why is it that everyone suggests stealing stuff
08:00 <xm> zero sum game
09:00 <TheRon> i'm not a sci fi guy but i like alien movies
09:00 <mrwuf> anyone stops n asks where your going with the photocopier just say it needs to be serviced and carry a clipboard
09:00 <xm> they steal from you, you steal back
09:00 <mrwuf> cos we're australians
09:00 <xm> start wearing baggier pants
09:00 <TheRon> steal the company credit card and go on a hooker and cocaine binge
09:00 <amelia> hoodies
09:00 <Arbition> fuck if that is for real I'm not staying in Australia
09:00 <amelia> lots of pockets
09:00 <mrwuf> set up a bitcoin mining operation 
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> True same
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im a doco guy lol
10:00 <TheRon> i think i watched aliens when i was a got, it scared the shit out of me, loved the movies ever since 
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Right now robson greens extreme fishing
10:00 <TheRon> kid
11:00 <mrwuf> joking aside, email HR about missing pay so you have paper trail.. apply for new jobs while still employed (looks better), swing into new job, fill fair work complaint.. you'll get your money
11:00 <Arbition> what HR?
11:00 <Arbition> this is a tiny company
11:00 <mrwuf> whoever manages payroll
11:00 <TheRon> i still like my hooker idea
11:00 <amelia> it seems pretty simple
12:00 <amelia> i dunno why ur complicating it
12:00 <TheRon> simples
12:00 <Arbition> Complicating? I'm just quitting
12:00 <Arbition> unless I get paid by Tuesday
12:00 <amelia> no ur not sure wot ur doing
12:00 <Arbition> I said it is making me nervous
12:00 <mrwuf> make sure you read your employment contract about giving notice
13:00 <Arbition> I have consulted and having not been paid for the notice time, I have the right to leave immediately
13:00 <TheRon> five for fighting - superman
14:00 <TheRon> is mr_hands a pedo???
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
14:00 <mrwuf> yea your probably right to move on sounds like company is going under, always easier to find work while your employed vs job interviews when your unemployed 
14:00 <Arbition> that's not what I said
14:00 <mrwuf> great lesson worth learning, also keeping enough savings stashed away so you can float for 3 months is wise too
14:00 <Arbition> I am quitting without having something lined up
14:00 <Arbition> and yes I have enough savings for 3 months
15:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmN8pJ4vHa0
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: stop touching me elmo (Nov 22, 2013) Length: 0:40 - Category: Comedy - 67,144 views views - 456 likes (97%), 14 dislikes (3%)
15:00 <mrwuf> you have other job references too?
15:00 <Arbition> what do you mean?
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Any females up for some sos-arj this afternoon pm me fankz ;)
15:00 <mrwuf> like someone recruiter can call and they will give you a positive recommendation 
15:00 <Arbition> oh, sure
15:00 <Arbition> I applied for a job 3 weeks ago
15:00 <Arbition> I mean, I don't have references from other jobs because I effectively haven't done other jobs
16:00 <lisa> nope, definitely not the same without the scottish accent
16:00 <lisa> oops wrong window
16:00 <mrwuf> did you list your current employer as reference?
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Amelia
16:00 <Arbition> Not directly, it was someone else in the compnay
16:00 <Arbition> who is not too bothered by me leaving
16:00 <mrwuf> maybe your boss already knows
16:00 <Arbition> he knows I'm on the edge
16:00 <Arbition> he doesn't know precisely when
16:00 <amelia> SoSaGe
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sos arrrrjjjj
17:00 <DVS> Nice1: The biggest chat-killer was Nice1 whose final comment caused the sudden end of 3 conversations.
17:00 <xm> you need to get panda to set up a fake company for you. he is good at this sort of stuff
17:00 <mrwuf> doesn't seem like he's overly concerned since he's not paying you
17:00 <amelia> lolll xm
17:00 <xm> he'll be great over the phone
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Where is panda
17:00 <xm> 5/5 etiquette
17:00 <amelia> u have 5 years experience, you'll have no issue finding a new job
17:00 <amelia> who cares, just as long as he's not here
17:00 <TheRon> i feel like steak but i haven't got any
17:00 <xm> ive mixed me honey chicken with peking duck
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And lmao lisa
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh ohhhhh
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
18:00 <amelia> yummmmmmmmmmm
18:00 <mrwuf> fulfil your employment obligations about notice, keep paper trail, follow this https://www.fairwork.gov.au/how-we-will-help/how-we-help-you/help-resolving-workplace-issues/how-to-fix-an-underpayment
18:00 <TheRon> does chicken with duck work?
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Probably
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 3bird roast
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We have it every xmas
19:00 <TheRon> turducken?
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tadurkin
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh lol
19:00 <xm> it's your favourite sf2 move
19:00 <TheRon> thats genius
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hmmm
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> probably hadouken cause i love hearing him say it
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ha ha ha ha ha ha hadouken
20:00 <amelia> tadurkin made me think of sf too
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Made me think of team america
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tadirka dirka
21:00 <TheRon> why don't you come on over Valerie
21:00 <TheRon> ahh durka durka
22:00 <TheRon> MATT DAMON!
22:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/T5B8jlV.gifv
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Call on me Valerie
23:00 <amelia> HAHA
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Brilliant
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I seen it coming tho
26:00 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: which is the better clip call on me or benny benassi - satisfaction?
26:00 <Devil45> 3 b1rd roast?
27:00 <TheRon> there's something about power tools and big tits
27:00 <Tim-Sim> any good movies worth downloading?
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Destination unknown best clip
27:00 <TheRon> art film "french chicks in the nuddy"
27:00 <TheRon> that one good too
27:00 <TheRon> turkey chicken duck
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/Kq4OtRsdXls
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alex Gaudino feat. Crystal Waters - Destination Calabria [Explicit Version] [Official Video] (Jul 13, 2011) Length: 3:03 - Category: Music - 6,184,739 views views - 46,976 likes (97.6%), 1,166 dislikes (2.4%)
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Watch that TheRon
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yoir welcome
28:00 <lisa> you're*
28:00 <TheRon> might take that clip over to the bushes
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dont you start
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Leeeesaaaah
29:00 <TheRon> lisa has anybody ever serenaded you on your birthday with "lisa it's your birthday, happ birthday lisa"?
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh wow
29:00 <TheRon> the simpson michael jackson episode
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bye mia
30:00 <lisa> several per year
31:00 <lisa> and it never gets funny
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
31:00 <mrwuf> Arbition, make sure you print out your payslips so it shows how much leave you have, plus how much you get paid normally, and any emails where you asked boss about missing money... print em out.. 
32:00 <TheRon> mrwuf: how much are you charging an hour?
32:00 <mrwuf> I had a situation with a small business where I worked the guy was taking weight loss pills because he was fat and they made him really angry
32:00 <amelia> also photocopy ur butt and hang the pictures all over ur boss's office
32:00 <mrwuf> so I quit and he refused to pay me leave + what he owed, but I didn't give proper notice either I just left
33:00 <mrwuf> at behest of friend contacted fair work, not only did I get the owed money, plus leave, he was also underpaying me for the award so I got 1,000 extra and they realised he wasn't paying anyones super.. fast forward 4 years business closed down
33:00 <TheRon> does fair work australia help or hinder?
33:00 <Arbition> I haven't emailed the boss yet
33:00 <amelia> did u get ur super
33:00 <Arbition> I've talked to him in person
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Super nintendo?
34:00 <TheRon> i do like the photocopy of your butt idea
34:00 <amelia> SNES
34:00 <Arbition> There is also no award
34:00 <mrwuf> I didn't bother because around that time his marriage fell apart and I felt bad for dude
34:00 <amelia> thnx i came up with it myself
34:00 <Arbition> no one has been paid super in 2 years
34:00 <amelia> why did u stay so long
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/pxN4aT4.jpg
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Seen that van earlier
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How cool is it
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i wouldnt own it but looked cool
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Flinders street innit
35:00 <TheRon> i think i saw that van on that show highway patrol
35:00 <TheRon> office romances can start with just a photocopy of your butt
35:00 <Arbition> because I was getting my main pay on time for most of the time
35:00 <mrwuf> ah well make sure you tell fair work that, you have basically a sledge hammer
35:00 <amelia> u didn't care about ur super?
35:00 <Arbition> it is just the last couple of months has been shakey
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Really?
36:00 <^Roshanda^> back [r: afk] [3h53m2s]
36:00 <TheRon> suspended license or something
36:00 <mrwuf> I can't touch super until what 65? by time I'm that old it'll be pushed back to 80 years old... thats if those accounts aren't raided in meantime for budget repair
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ah
37:00 <mrwuf> right now theres talk of allowing people my age access to super to prop up housing bubble, we don't really have adults in charge with long term vision
37:00 <amelia> i dobbed my old place in to tax dept. when i noticed they weren't paying my super and kept lying when i went to them direct
37:00 <TheRon> big smacks
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> This week off went way to quick
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Watching dumb and dumber on vhs
38:00 <amelia> no point staying with companies that dont do the right thing, surprised u stayed there 2 years afer no super
39:00 <amelia> ignored the warning signs
39:00 <TheRon> fucking melbourne better win, otherwise i get 0 tips this weekend
39:00 <amelia> last week u only got 2 tips as well
39:00 <amelia> ur shit Ronaldo
39:00 <TheRon> i'm bad at this
39:00 <amelia> stick to karaoke
39:00 <TheRon> logic isn't working for me
39:00 <Arbition> Guess that shows I'm naive. I've only worked at this one place
39:00 <Arbition> and everyone is easy to get along with
40:00 <amelia> at least you've now got experience behind u
40:00 <amelia> and learnt ur lesson
40:00 <amelia> hopefully
40:00 <mrwuf> did anything happen that might of soured the relationships at work
40:00 <Arbition> No
41:00 <lisa> always does
41:00 <Arbition> only that the boss may nor may not take it OK
41:00 <Arbition> he's a bit, well not very professional
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol whos deadpandashitz
41:00 <mrwuf> you haven't been bad mouthing him to any co-workers?
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ohhhk
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Back to the shit day after next
42:00 <amelia> its not personal, no one is getting paid
42:00 <Arbition> Not particularly, most people badmouth him more to me
42:00 <amelia> its not just you issit Bition?
42:00 <mrwuf> sometimes people well pretend to be your friend but they are really not, I think its called frenemies 
42:00 <Devil45> deadpanshit is a moron
42:00 <Devil45> its NOT slinky j
42:00 <Arbition> some people have gotten paid, but not all
42:00 <mrwuf> so if you have bad mouthed your boss to any friends, they might just be repeating things you say back to curry favour... workplace is a jungle 
42:00 <mrwuf> ah ok
42:00 <TheRon> liquidation sucks, wages are like 4th or 5ht on the list of priorities
43:00 <TheRon> seen the gf much?
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol u love asking me that
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> no i has not
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> she busy with family commitments
43:00 <TheRon> week off i thought you might've given her a really good seeing to
43:00 <amelia> no they are 1st
43:00 <mrwuf> yea theres a queue for all creditors 
43:00 <mrwuf> but government pays if your business cannot
43:00 <mrwuf> https://www.employment.gov.au/fair-entitlements-guarantee-feg
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No(
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My nans over from england
44:00 <TheRon> what part of england?
44:00 <mrwuf> so even tho you aren't getting paid, you will get that money, so stick with it 
44:00 <mrwuf> until you secure new job, then swing over and lay down the law from your new position 
45:00 <mrwuf> unless its hurting your mental health or you can afford to take some time off, you know you
45:00 <Arbition> I can afford it
45:00 <mrwuf> personally i'd be mixing vodka into my morning coffee and browsing reddit with headphones on
45:00 <Arbition> I have no debts
45:00 <amelia> hurro earfworm jimbo
45:00 <Arbition> and not a whole lot of bills
46:00 <TheRon> must be a tosser
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lol
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> he loves me
46:00 <^bozojim> hello amelia
46:00 <mrwuf> I think newstart waiting period is about 13 weeks and you need to obtain seperation cert
46:00 <Arbition> seperation certificate?
46:00 <Arbition> what?
46:00 <Arbition> I don't know anything about newstart
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> shes from merseyside
47:00 <TheRon> liverpool?
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> near
47:00 <chookmagnet> liver pool
47:00 <TheRon> my epl team is everton
47:00 <mrwuf> to prove you are no longer employed centrelink will ask for a separation cert, its just a letter than states you no longer work at company, written by company and they will want to see your bank balance, so if you have all your savings... and its over the asset test limit, maybe start taking some $$ out now
48:00 <Arbition> what is the asset test limit?
48:00 <mrwuf> if your going to be looking for work anyway might as well be getting $250 a week
48:00 <Arbition> and what do you mean by taking out?
48:00 <Raichu> This channel actually has life
48:00 <mrwuf> theres a limit to how much money and valuables you can have before centrelink says Hey Your Rich Get Lost
49:00 <mrwuf> so do what those people on the Aged Pension are doing and hide yo assets 
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh the scum
50:00 <TheRon> ?
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> well im liverpool all the way
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I hate the blue scum
50:00 <TheRon> my bro is liverpool hence everton
50:00 <mrwuf> like if you have 50k in the bank take out maybe 30k and say its for bills/car loan/repaying parents. whatever 
50:00 <Arbition> Well I have an account in belgium with money in it
50:00 <Arbition> that might make things complicated
50:00 <mrwuf> ya you have to disclose all your bank accounts otherwise its fraud 
51:00 <TheRon> my bro and i are 10 months apart, we're a little bit competitive
51:00 <mrwuf> and they will scan for them, they do data matching with ATO
51:00 <mrwuf> thats where all those robo-debts are coming from, bad algorithm really
51:00 <Raichu> You're on Centrelink Arbition?
51:00 <Arbition> no
51:00 <Arbition> If I was I'd probably know all this
52:00 <Arbition> but I am about to quit my job
52:00 <Raichu> Ah yeah
52:00 <Raichu> It's like that but I have stuff I can do till I get something decent.
52:00 <mrwuf> basically take all your money out of banks immediately and put someplace safe
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ayeee raichu is back
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
53:00 <mrwuf> and have reason for doing this that sounds legit, like had to pay parents back money I borrowed or something hard to prove either way
53:00 <Raichu> mrwuf is a professional Centrelink rorter.
53:00 <Raichu> Sup tozza
53:00 <mrwuf> they will know about all your bank accounts including perth mint ones but idk about overseas banks
53:00 <TheRon> `voice
53:00 <Arbition> is it actually 50K?
54:00 <lisa> wow 10 months
54:00 <lisa> how does that even happen
54:00 <TheRon> loved me so much they tried for another
54:00 <mrwuf> will want to see your account history, but its only like for a month or so back so sooner is better
54:00 <Arbition> I might be under that anyway
54:00 <mrwuf> nah I can't remember it might be really low 
54:00 <Devil45> hes a pro Raichu?
54:00 <Devil45> he looks amateur to me
54:00 <mrwuf> it just delays your payment they calculate how long you can survive on your savings before you need their support
55:00 <TheRon> or a he was an accident
55:00 <TheRon> or he was adopted
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not alot watching dumb and dumber
55:00 <TheRon> assets test sound slike a good excuse for a hooker and cocaine binge to me
55:00 <mrwuf> if your liquid assets is over 3k you can have to wait up to 13weeks
56:00 <lisa> heh
56:00 <Arbition> it's well over 100K by the looks
56:00 <mrwuf> just invest in a safe
56:00 <Arbition> wait where'd the 3K come from?
56:00 <TheRon> lamar odom spent 75k in a strip joint once
56:00 <mrwuf> https://www.humanservices.gov.au/customer/enablers/liquid-assets-waiting-period
56:00 <TheRon> dunno what he was doing
56:00 <Pollock> Let's see.....
56:00 <Pollock> :D
56:00 <mrwuf> its changed it to 5.5k
57:00 <Arbition> guess I'll be waiting then
57:00 <Arbition> that's ok
57:00 <Devil45> someone has a lot of free time
57:00 <Arbition> I planned to have a new job in 3 months anyway
57:00 <Devil45> if they use gay partmsgs
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Rabbits
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Naww
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lovely
59:00 <mrwuf> its not something you can control completely so always have a plan b
59:00 <Arbition> I can wait 13 weeks
59:00 <mrwuf> boy scouts motto ayy
59:00 <Arbition> it's fine
59:00 <mrwuf> sweet
59:00 <mrwuf> dib dib dob dob
59:00 <Arbition> Is that wait after application
59:00 <Arbition> or since becoming unemployed
59:00 <mrwuf> idk you gotta really research it and make a plan
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahahha
00:00 <Tim-Sim> how old are you TheRon?
00:00 <TheRon> 38
00:00 <mrwuf> work out your financials with budgeting, update resume, apply for new jobs, save payroll info, contact fair work, find references for resume
00:00 <TheRon> hawthorn won fuck it
01:00 <TheRon> have you seen twins with arnie and danny devitto?
01:00 <TheRon> thats us
01:00 <mrwuf> things like rego and insurance or power bills, don't forget to budget them in
01:00 <TheRon> essendon up by 3 goals, looking like 0 out of 9
02:00 <Tim-Sim> yes
02:00 <Tim-Sim> can anybody suggest a good movie to watch?
02:00 <Arbition> all my rego has 9 months so that's good
03:00 <TheRon> debbie does dallas
03:00 <lisa> which one are you TheRon
03:00 <Tim-Sim> that is not porn?
03:00 <TheRon> danny devito
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> amelia
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ive realised where ive seen agent as a cop before
03:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKLnmMacEB4
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/VYD0u3V.jpg
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Santana - The Game Of Love ft. Michelle Branch (Feb 4, 2013) Length: 4:20 - Category: Music - 18,745,467 views views - 81,364 likes (97.4%), 2,144 dislikes (2.6%)
04:00 <amelia> lollllllllllllll
04:00 <amelia> he wishes
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He drink wee wee
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Home alone 1 and 2
05:00 <Tim-Sim> home alone was on last week
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> TheRon and his bro are harry and marv
06:00 <TheRon> ?
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The wet bandits
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/ZnByhEm.jpg
06:00 <TheRon> wee is actually very clean and has minerals
06:00 <TheRon> it's the salt content
07:00 <TheRon> pretty much
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Is ron
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Is good
07:00 <TheRon> that whiskey chaser was nice might feel the need for another
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> After a few mins its laced with bacteria
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Have a bong
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> A scotch beer bong
08:00 <TheRon> don't smoke
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not smoke
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Like the drinking aparatus
08:00 <TheRon> i've heard  weed makes you kill 8 children and get you committed
08:00 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: wanna have a chaser with me?
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sounds about right
09:00 <TheRon> i got some black label scotch
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nar man my liver has copped a pounding this week
09:00 <TheRon> work tomorrow, what's one more to the count
10:00 <TheRon> i was referring to the woman in cairns that won't be standing trial
10:00 <lisa> gateway drug to murder
10:00 <lisa> you know it
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> This is true
10:00 <TheRon> damn straight
11:00 <TheRon> weed leads to the harder stuff like neil diamond or barry manilow
11:00 <Tim-Sim> although those oats were tasty, I might have to make a trip up to Red Rooster...
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
11:00 <TheRon> when does your segment start on the "the living room"?
12:00 <TheRon> sometimes neil diamond is cut with some of his weaker stuff off his more recent albumns
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Diamond cutter
13:00 <lisa> i saw james taylor play in feb
13:00 <TheRon> good stuff
13:00 <lisa> bloody good job for a 70 year old
14:00 <TheRon> did he play his song off south park?
15:00 <lisa> dunno
15:00 <TheRon> your smiling face
15:00 <lisa> probs not
15:00 <mrwuf> don't drink pee lmao
16:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LmUMMe4yU
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Your Smiling Face (Sep 23, 2015) Length: 0 - Category: Music - 2,989 views views - 26 likes (96.3%), 1 dislikes (3.7%)
16:00 <mrwuf> you know thats like where we get our Santa tradition from.... people drinking reindeer pee
16:00 <Raichu> ....
16:00 <Raichu> You really are fucked up mrwuf
17:00 <TheRon> south park turned it into chef singing about prostitutes
17:00 <lisa> pass
17:00 <lisa> i'm right into my guitar-driven rock atm
17:00 <lisa> cannot switch
17:00 <TheRon> i just had a snifter of whiskey
17:00 <TheRon> bigger than just a shot
17:00 <mrwuf> maybe its just a old wives tale
17:00 <mrwuf> what kinda whiskey single malt or grain blend
17:00 <TheRon> jw black
18:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtLbE3IUY2U
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Black Crowes - Hard To Handle (May 15, 2010) Length: 3:17 - Category: Music - 2,960,106 views views - 14,847 likes (93.8%), 985 dislikes (6.2%)
18:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8peIPs2VJg
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Schelmish - Caput Draconis (Nov 9, 2007) Length: 4:27 - Category: Travel & Events - 253,827 views views - 970 likes (98.3%), 17 dislikes (1.7%)
19:00 <TheRon> guitar driven enough?>
19:00 <TheRon> hootie and the blowfish - let her cry
20:00 <lisa> cannot switch
20:00 <lisa> mine is more finessed
20:00 <lisa> e-bow use
20:00 <lisa> etc
20:00 <amelia> and if the sun comes up tomorrowwww
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aint no sunshine
21:00 <TheRon> i'm like who
21:00 <Tim-Sim> I'll take a dump on your chest
21:00 <amelia> o
21:00 <TheRon> classy
21:00 <Ra1chu> Hullo Tim-Sim :)
21:00 <Tim-Sim> fuck of Ra1chu 
21:00 <Ra1chu> Smash any cars lately?
22:00 <TheRon> is e-bow use a REM song?
22:00 <TheRon> spin doctors??
22:00 <Tim-Sim> fuck off Raichu
22:00 <Ra1chu> Then cry due to no insurance?
22:00 <Ra1chu> :')
22:00 <mrwuf> whats your dream car
22:00 <Tim-Sim> you cocksucking fat faggoty cunt 
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cmon dont be a b1rd
22:00 <amelia> lollllllll
22:00 <Ra1chu> Tim-Sim is a faggot
22:00 <mrwuf> I kinda want a nissan navara 
22:00 <TheRon> jeep?
22:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0gO6P4bWqo
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nissan Np300 Frontier MA7300 (Fastest 2016 Nissan NP300?) (Jan 8, 2017) Length: 1:03 - Category: People & Blogs - 5,143 views views - 32 likes (84.2%), 6 dislikes (15.8%)
23:00 <TheRon> my footy tips are fucked this week once again
23:00 <TheRon> 0 winners, looks like port is gonna get beat too
23:00 <Raichu> TheRon bought a Jeep
24:00 <lisa> no
24:00 <chookmagnet> its horn goes bleat bleat
24:00 <chookmagnet> when herding all his sheep
24:00 <mrwuf> http://www.messynessychic.com/2015/07/02/the-radium-girls-and-the-generation-that-brushed-its-teeth-with-radioactive-toothepaste/
25:00 <lisa> The EBow is a hand-held electronic bow for guitar. This small battery-powered unit replaces the pick in the right hand letting the guitarist mimic strings, horns, and woodwinds with unbelievable sensitivity. The EBow produces a powerful infinite sustain, rich in harmonics for incredible guitar sounds.
25:00 <lisa> lol
26:00 <lisa> tozza learning new tricks
26:00 <^bozojim> hello lisa
26:00 <lisa> hi jim
26:00 <lisa> hi Glenn :)
26:00 <Tim-Sim> mrwuf: one day they will say similar things about aspartame
27:00 <Glenn> Hey lisa! :))
27:00 <TheRon> queen - don't stop me now
27:00 <donkus> hahahaha!
27:00 <donkus> Tim-Shit!
27:00 <amelia> lollllll
27:00 <chookmagnet> donkus
27:00 <chookmagnet> this one's for you
28:00 <Nice1> hi
28:00 <TheRon> Nice1: queen?
28:00 <chookmagnet> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10154653083522399&set=a.443006932398.233838.696832398&type=3&theater
28:00 <donkus> ?
28:00 <^Roshanda^> thats a good one chook
28:00 <chookmagnet> are you free?
28:00 <donkus> free?
28:00 <chookmagnet> I offer to argue free
29:00 <TheRon> totally gay but we love it
29:00 <Nice1> heh no im princess 
29:00 <Nice1> queen are a good band
29:00 <mrwuf> yea they are already saying really negative things about aspartame 
29:00 <donkus> Tim-Shit!
29:00 <TheRon> oh he's free
29:00 <chookmagnet> TheRon
29:00 <donkus> What do you want to argue about?
29:00 <chookmagnet> are we talking Easy D free?
29:00 <mrwuf> linking aspartame to strokes and dementia
29:00 <Tim-Sim> and tumors
29:00 <chookmagnet> wait on sunshine
29:00 <TheRon> are you being served?
29:00 <chookmagnet> a few insults first
29:00 <mrwuf> sugar is still probably worse
29:00 <donkus> Tim-Sim speak up
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lisa what?
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol i was at the shops
30:00 <mrwuf> the highly refined pure variety, not the natural version thats in fruit... causes obesity, heart attacks, nasty
30:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile]: donkus = B1rd
30:00 <chookmagnet> mrwuf
30:00 <donkus> im not b1rd
30:00 <chookmagnet> yeah I gave up sugars for 6 months
30:00 <chookmagnet> 30 kilo's gone
30:00 <Raichu> It's not b1rd
31:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Queen - Under Pressure (Official Video) (Sep 9, 2008) Length: 4:13 - Category: Music - 71,147,522 views views - 289,014 likes (98%), 5,863 dislikes (2%)
31:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
31:00 <Tim-Sim> thought 
31:00 <Tim-Sim> i heard somthing
31:00 <Tim-Sim> cb radio is on
31:00 <Raichu> It's Polly
31:00 <Raichu> lols
31:00 <donkus> :)
31:00 <mrwuf> nice
31:00 <Raichu> lollll
31:00 <^Roshanda^> pullcock
31:00 <Raichu> He'll join/part flood now
31:00 <chookmagnet> polly go toed up the clacker
31:00 <mrwuf> yea I've never met anyone who drinks soft drink everyday thats thin, except maybe meth users
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats fine if that makes him happy
32:00 <TheRon> breaker breaker we got ourselves a convy?
32:00 <lalala> whats up melbourne
32:00 <Nice1> thats good that song TheRon
32:00 <mrwuf> those really big people cringe at water cause it has no taste like wow
32:00 <mrwuf> I drink so much green tea I can't stomach lemonade because its too sweet
32:00 <chookmagnet> mrwuf
32:00 <chookmagnet> yeah soft drinks are ok some times for me
33:00 <TheRon> their best?
33:00 <Nice1> I heard it on the rock classic radio station the other week
33:00 <Nice1> so I had a look on youtube
33:00 <Nice1> and watched the clip
33:00 <Nice1> the convy song I mean
33:00 <TheRon> convoy
33:00 <Nice1> yeah
33:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, I might have some more green tea
33:00 <chookmagnet> sydney water from the tap is shit 
33:00 <TheRon> i like the odd coke
33:00 <chookmagnet> bottled water
33:00 <chookmagnet> is that any better for the price?
33:00 <mrwuf> depends what you mean
33:00 <mrwuf> I buy water that comes in those big blue bottles
33:00 <mrwuf> its tap water thats been put though some filtration 
33:00 <chookmagnet> not all can afford that
33:00 <mrwuf> so its really pure
34:00 <lalala> boring
34:00 <Nice1> you think everything is boring
34:00 <TheRon> lalala: breasts!
34:00 <Nice1> where
34:00 <Nice1> red tube?
34:00 <TheRon> not boring
34:00 <lalala> yeppp
34:00 <mrwuf> but really bottled water is probably just tap water 
34:00 <chookmagnet> not when you look in a sipermarket cattle dog
34:00 <chookmagnet> cips
34:00 <chookmagnet> ice cream
34:00 <chookmagnet> chocolates
34:00 <chookmagnet> chips
34:00 <mrwuf> usually you can find a filtrated water bottle company near you, they home deliver too
35:00 <Nice1> hammer to fall
35:00 <lalala> whats lalala: breasts
35:00 <lalala> 10?11¿
35:00 <Nice1> know that one?
35:00 <TheRon> fat bottom girls you make the rocking world go round
35:00 <chookmagnet> Tap water up here has no chemical taste
35:00 <chookmagnet> it's free
35:00 <chookmagnet> need it in the humidity
35:00 <mrwuf> ya you can get those filters for your taps too
35:00 <chookmagnet> yep you can
35:00 <Raichu> lol
35:00 <chookmagnet> if you have the cash
36:00 <Tim-Sim> speaking of fat arses...
36:00 <Tim-Sim> Time to go to Red Rooter
36:00 <TheRon> oprah?
36:00 <lalala> 4Ha4Ha u do that
36:00 <lalala> im goin kfc
36:00 <lalala> :P
36:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI_aFpSvL64
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ED KOWALCZYK "Grace" (Official Video) (HD) (Dec 19, 2011) Length: 3:20 - Category: Music - 142,570 views views - 1,041 likes (97.5%), 27 dislikes (2.5%)
36:00 <TheRon> love this song
36:00 <chookmagnet> dad and young brother would not go without a filter unit
36:00 <Raichu> We have a water filter at work
37:00 <lalala> red rooster aint got shit on kfc
37:00 <Tim-Sim> what would you get from KFC?
37:00 <Tim-Sim> I might go there instead
37:00 <Raichu> It was great till we got a new coffee machine
37:00 <Raichu> Now the coffee machine rules.
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hsnt been changed since 1993
37:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/ZW9sEtP.gifv think posted this earlier 
38:00 <lalala> 15Ha15Ha 15LauGhiN 15Out 15Louds
38:00 <lalala> they got tabasco chicken
38:00 <lalala> good shit
38:00 <mrwuf> man chickens are weird 
38:00 <mrwuf> some of those animals are clearly backwashing too
39:00 <TheRon> Thunder!
39:00 <TheRon> the new trailer for the new aliens, not just facehuggers now, it's flies too
40:00 <lalala> lightning12!4¡
40:00 <Nice1> rain
40:00 <lalala> 12LauGhiN 12Out 12Louds
40:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> very very frightening me! 
40:00 <TheRon> you've been thunderstruck
43:00 <lalala> boring
44:00 <TheRon> sorry
44:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQu_tW6LEX4
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: State To State - Blue Jeans (Lana Del Rey cover) [webrip] (Apr 11, 2016) Length: 4:32 - Category: Music - 3,159 views views - 84 likes (98.8%), dislikes (1.2%)
44:00 <lisa> this is not boring
44:00 <lisa> esp when he tunes his guitar in the 2nd verse without missing a beat
44:00 <Nice1> never heard of it
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Good band
44:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boanuwUMNNQ
44:00 <Tim-Sim> fucken windows..........
45:00 <lisa> no you wouldn't have
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - Whiskey In The Jar [Official Music Video] (Oct 26, 2009) Length: 4:45 - Category: Music - 59,399,057 views views - 198,524 likes (95.7%), 9,021 dislikes (4.3%)
45:00 <TheRon> better cover
45:00 <lisa> this is recorded live if you can appreciate that
45:00 <lisa> fucking boss
45:00 <TheRon> i like irish music
45:00 <Nice1> sounds like u2
45:00 <TheRon> And now my bitter hands Cradle broken glass Of what was everything All the pictures had All been washed in black
46:00 <Joffrey> lol he thinks he is thom yorke
46:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> Yeah that music is mood music lisa. Not bad ... but I would have to be in the right mood to enjoy it. Maybe over a few drinks chilling with friends around the pot belly stove on a weekend with that on in the background. 
46:00 <onedecent> hello
47:00 <TheRon> does baby make them blue jeans talk?
47:00 <Lumeah_Bouvier> On the music front though, the new Bliss N Eso is interesting. 
47:00 <TheRon> think 70's people
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I feel like having a nap before beer
48:00 <Nice1> beer nap
48:00 <TheRon> beer then nap
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah nap then beer
48:00 <Nice1> sleep it off huh
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So i can enjoy it more
48:00 <onedecent> i got told everything when i was 10
48:00 <onedecent> so if u want to fuck with me start cunts
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Rather than have 2 and fall asleeasleep
49:00 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: enter sandman
49:00 <TheRon> just trying to help
49:00 <TheRon> she lies and says she in love with him
49:00 <onedecent> TheRon
49:00 <onedecent> what do u think of the gf of a brothel owner pimping out her kid
49:00 <onedecent> do u think thats right
49:00 <amelia> cant find a better mannnn
49:00 <TheRon> no
49:00 <onedecent> ???
49:00 <onedecent> well it happens
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just as i went to ban
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice one irc ops
51:00 <lisa> i have 8 more minutes of being on call
51:00 <TheRon> she dreams in colours she dreams in red
52:00 <lisa> then it's ON
52:00 <lisa> like donkey kong
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha nice
52:00 <TheRon> for young and old
52:00 <lisa> no just old
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Being lisa said donkey kong im wide awake
52:00 <lisa> thought you'd like that
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Indeed
52:00 <TheRon> lisa a quiet snifter of sherry then bed?
52:00 <lisa> nah beers
52:00 <lisa> beers and music
52:00 <lisa> then bed
53:00 <TheRon> metallica
53:00 <TheRon> ?
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Beers than beers then pinball then bee
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bee
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bed
53:00 <TheRon> i see you more gene pitney
54:00 <couleurs> beers then boobs then bed rite Ron ; )
54:00 <TheRon> damn it you know my routine
54:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fregObNcHC8
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nirvana - The Man Who Sold The World (MTV Unplugged) (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 3:38 - Category: Music - 132,339,629 views views - 529,695 likes (97.8%), 11,821 dislikes (2.2%)
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Boobs are fun
55:00 <TheRon> they really are
55:00 <TheRon> shiny happy people with boobs holding hands
57:00 <lisa> they're less fun if you have them
57:00 <lisa> just fyi
58:00 <TheRon> that can't be right
59:00 <TheRon> boobs are amazing
59:00 <TheRon> boobs can do anything
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fun fun for everyone
00:00 <TheRon> name me one thing boobs can't do?
00:00 <Tim-Sim> remember how I said win10 weas doing an update?
00:00 <TheRon> no
00:00 <Tim-Sim> well now it wont log in
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Land my boat
01:00 <TheRon> boobs can get a bloke to land your boat
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But then again
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
01:00 <Tim-Sim> bloody windows
01:00 <Tim-Sim> sucks 
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb la
02:00 <lalala> yeppp
02:00 <lalala> fkn boring 9LauGhiN 9Out 9Louds
02:00 <lalala> 10Ha10Ha
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Well leave lol
02:00 <Raichu> Maybe buy a copy instead of being a dole bludger
03:00 <TheRon> lalala: breasts or gtfo!
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lol
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im a legs and ass guy tho
04:00 <TheRon> i started a a joke that started the whole world crying
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ibeethaa
05:00 <lisa> is that right
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yes this is correct
05:00 <^bozojim> hi ibiza
06:00 <lisa> BEER TIME
06:00 <TheRon> lisa i was bottlefed
06:00 <lisa> DING DING DING
06:00 <lisa> TheRon: clearly
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
06:00 <lisa> your mum was busy making your brother
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cheers lisa il go get one
06:00 <lisa> that explains how THAT happened
06:00 <TheRon> i'd die happy in a motorboating accident
06:00 <TheRon> amelia: how deep is your love
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cheers
07:00 <lisa> cheers big ears
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/KudtYYe.jpg
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Same goes flat nose
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
07:00 <Raichu> By "love", he means...........
07:00 <TheRon> whta?
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> vag cavitys are like 6inches deep i think
07:00 <Raichu> Varies by the woman
08:00 <lisa> i can hear koalas fornicating outsdie
08:00 <lisa> outside*
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LMAO
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> er nice maybe
08:00 <lisa> Spunkyguy: no.
08:00 <lisa> they're grunty
08:00 <TheRon> 5 and a 1/2 but who's counting
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
08:00 <Raichu> TheRon: Fill er up
08:00 <Raichu> TheRon: Fill 'er up
08:00 <amelia> tell me what its gonna be?
09:00 <lisa> in case you were wondering
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Spunkyguy: ?
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He spoke
09:00 <lisa> he pm'd me
09:00 <lisa> must not know me very well
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
09:00 <TheRon> she won't let me
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> whats it gonna be
09:00 <amelia> do u see urself
09:00 <TheRon> always
10:00 <lisa> FUCK i love this song
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Exposed
10:00 <lisa> i can't stop listening to it
10:00 <lisa> even frank turner's cover of it is not as good
10:00 <lisa> and that's saying something
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmaoo
10:00 <lisa> lol
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 7:10 PM ←︎ Spunkyguy left ([email protected])
10:00 <Epi> http://i.imgur.com/CdyN2Mm.jpg
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whats happening
10:00 <Epi> http://i.imgur.com/JJK0wCG.jpg
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Omg thats badass
10:00 <TheRon> Hello , is it me you're look for
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ohh what a feeling
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> When we dancin on the ceiling
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hurt his feelings
11:00 <lisa> is this the kind of jacket you were talking about tozza[Mobile]
11:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xGl-3GuIY4
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frightened Rabbit - Modern Leper (Jan 29, 2009) Length: 3:48 - Category: Music - 26,403 views views - 124 likes (96.9%), 4 dislikes (3.1%)
11:00 <lisa> if so, i approve
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Correct
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> thats pretty much it
11:00 <lisa> if you could just acquire an accent like that, we could talk
11:00 <TheRon> when you're dancing on the ceiling
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha im good at mimicking
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> so ...
12:00 <lisa> not the same
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> haha ah
12:00 <lisa> not the SEME
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not the semi
12:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ChbxMVgGV4
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pearl Jam - Black (Unplugged 1992) (Mar 10, 2012) Length: 5:28 - Category: Music - 10,303,737 views views - 55,943 likes (98.2%), 1,050 dislikes (1.8%)
12:00 <Raichu> TheRon: Why can't you see... What you're doin to meee
13:00 <lisa> if you listened to the chorus, you'd understand that last comment
13:00 <lisa> i can't listen to that, i'll get sad
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aiight
13:00 <TheRon> but it's awesome
13:00 <lisa> that was my go-to break up song when i was like 16
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol aww
13:00 <TheRon> making you moist?
13:00 <TheRon> moist is a great word
13:00 <^bozojim> grrr
13:00 <Raichu> Yes
14:00 <lisa> ok maybe once for old time's sake
14:00 <lisa> fuck, it's still great isn't it
14:00 <Raichu> Yes it is
15:00 <TheRon> my fave pearl jam song
15:00 <lisa> haven't listened to pj for donkeys
15:00 <lisa> same
15:00 <lisa> that and indifferent
15:00 <lisa> that WILL make me sad
15:00 <lisa> do you know it?
15:00 <TheRon> i just called to say i love you
16:00 <lisa> dave krusen their drummer went on to some other great bands
16:00 <lisa> like Halo Complex
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dont be sad
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Be glad
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My rhymes are rad
17:00 <IRCStats> mIRCStats for #melbourne updated! Check out the stats at http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey chook
18:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile]: 
18:00 <Tim-Sim> had a mate over before
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yes dim sim
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats nice
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Was it fun?
18:00 <Tim-Sim> he had a go at Street Fighter 2 HF
18:00 <lisa> 'i know someday you'll have a beautiful life, i know you'll be star in somebody else's sky oh why can't it be mine?'
18:00 <lisa> killer
18:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah
18:00 <Tim-Sim> had some beer
18:00 <chookmagnet> tozza[Mobile]
18:00 <Tim-Sim> I explained some gun stuff to him
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice tim
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice lisa
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yes chook
19:00 <chookmagnet> mutton guns require lube
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Er
20:00 <Tim-Sim> lisa, it's more like "whyhi whyyaaha ahawhyy can't it be miiiiinnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeee, yeahah ahaha hahaaaaa doo dit doo do do dit doo"
21:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTpFBspdWbk&index=4&list=PLLqNUvMXI4qwa2M3c3GNY8EmJCQAQrUPh
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Live - Lightning Crashes (Live) (Subtitulado) (Oct 11, 2012) Length: 5:24 - Category: Music - 356,084 views views - 1,310 likes (96.7%), 45 dislikes (3.3%)
21:00 <lisa> here's one for the oldies
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No idea
22:00 <lisa> i guess TheRon didn't like Live
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gnight theron
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He is love no more
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Live
22:00 <TheRon> i want to know what love is
23:00 <Tim-Sim> was trying to explain the difference between .308 and 7.62 nato and 30.06
23:00 <lisa> tozza[Mobile]: you want an oldie from the singer of state to state
23:00 <lisa> over ten years old now but AMAZING
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aiigt
23:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf86wOqYObI&list=PLPtwahLwOQvsqtaRpUwpadXzDNlrJUA_T&index=5
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stay (Oct 27, 2015) Length: 4:20 - Category: Music - 8 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ok Tim-Sim how did that fare
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boy Meets Girl - Waiting for a Star to Fall (Feb 21, 2014) Length: 4:30 - Category: Music - 8,336,561 views views - 37,269 likes (96.7%), 1,289 dislikes (3.3%)
23:00 <Raichu> I want you to show me
24:00 <Tim-Sim> ok tozza[Mobile], he took notes on his phone, took a while though
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> nice song lisa
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha Tim-Sim
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ibiza irc rdo LOO
24:00 <lisa> that there is ebow
24:00 <TheRon> oh alright
24:00 <Raichu> Giggity
24:00 <TheRon> indeed
25:00 <Tim-Sim> hi mate is in Somalia
25:00 <Tim-Sim> training their soldiers
25:00 <Tim-Sim> had some sick guns
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Whitney Houston - Greatest Love Of All (Sep 27, 2010) Length: 4:51 - Category: Music - 67,903,038 views views - 224,657 likes (96.8%), 7,339 dislikes (3.2%)
25:00 <lisa> i'd make him go if i was in melbs ibiza
25:00 <Tim-Sim> almost got blown up in Kabul a few months ago while he was on the shitter
25:00 <lisa> notice i didn't say come
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
26:00 <lisa> my bro was in kabul
27:00 <Tim-Sim> pretty rough there lisa, hats off to him
27:00 <lisa> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=34grbki&s=8#.WQ2W4FJ7GL8
27:00 <lisa> he was security forces
27:00 <lisa> that's him
27:00 <lisa> when he went to kandahar
27:00 <TheRon> amelia: i've been waiting for a girl like you
28:00 <lisa> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=rbm7f8&s=8#.WQ2XKVJ7GL8
28:00 <lisa> he's kind of my hero
28:00 <lisa> although i'd never tell him that
28:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
28:00 <Tim-Sim> very good lisa 
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Looks like a steryr aug
28:00 <lisa> i don't know what that is
28:00 <Raichu> A psycho croat?
28:00 <Raichu> :')
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> the gun
29:00 <lisa> yeah no idea
29:00 <lisa> he had a 3 month baby at home when he was deployed
29:00 <lisa> didn't see him for 6 months
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh no
29:00 <lisa> it was rough
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i bet
29:00 <TheRon> just any chick that will say yes
29:00 <Raichu> lol
30:00 <lisa> he's kind of a legend to me. 8 yrs older
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :)
30:00 <lisa> taught me to live midnight oil and cold chisel, and the pixies
30:00 <lisa> heh
30:00 <lisa> love*
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> couldnt have chose a more deserving person
30:00 <Tim-Sim> he is a legend lisa, it takes guts to do what he does
30:00 <amelia> psycho croat
30:00 <amelia> ok fine thats accurate
30:00 <TheRon> better than beibg a serb
30:00 <amelia> agreed
30:00 <gardener> hello
31:00 <lisa> the problem is, his first daughter was born on anzac day lol
31:00 <lisa> so he goes and marches, gets MILDLY pissed
31:00 <lisa> but then has to come home to a little girl's birthday party in the afternoon 
31:00 <lisa> lol
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
31:00 <gardener> amelia
31:00 <gardener> hows it going
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Legendary
32:00 <lisa> :)
32:00 <lisa> fuck
32:00 <lisa> 32 minutes and on to beer #3
32:00 <lisa> wtf
32:00 <TheRon> everybody needs a little time away i heard her say from eachother
32:00 <gardener> oh
32:00 <gardener> cool TheRon
32:00 <gardener> most of you need time away in jail
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Farken hell
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thirsty?
33:00 <lisa> apparently
33:00 <gardener> back when austnet starte
33:00 <gardener> d
33:00 <gardener> you werent allowed to have channels named after citys
33:00 <gardener> i was one that created melbourne channel
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fucking cunts wont quit
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> so boring
36:00 <lisa> lol
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ouch
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> slapped him offline
37:00 <lisa> such is the powah
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah man not tonight
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im a old man
37:00 <lisa> tozza[Mobile] boring
37:00 <lisa> i'd come
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> almost 29
37:00 <lisa> and i'm SO OLD
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> "Come"
37:00 <^Roshanda^> az yet hard to say im sorry
37:00 <^Roshanda^> good song
37:00 <^Roshanda^> one of my favorites
37:00 <^Roshanda^> mp3 [a: a-j / s: az yet and peter cetera - hard to say im sorry] [4m24s/96kbps]
38:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulqMBynEw8g&index=1&list=PLPtwahLwOQvsqtaRpUwpadXzDNlrJUA_T
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Wreck (Oct 27, 2015) Length: 3:26 - Category: Music - 13 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
38:00 <lisa> that's all i've got to say to that
38:00 <^Roshanda^> wrong window
38:00 <^Roshanda^> now i feel like listening to music
38:00 <^Roshanda^> i was sititng here ignoring the toothache
38:00 <amelia> hay cereals how was water aerobics
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> "Come"
39:00 <lisa> #4
39:00 <sic]{unt> ne1 having lag issue with dodo tnoight?
39:00 <lisa> uh oh shoosh
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im almost on 2
40:00 <lisa> LAME
40:00 <lisa> as fuck
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> aye aye aye
40:00 <couleurs> u r on dodo ofcourse u got lag lols
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> chill
40:00 <sic]{unt> yer =\
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dodo internet that died
40:00 <sic]{unt> i did last night on me
40:00 <sic]{unt> it
40:00 <couleurs> hi ame good thx but i forgot my shower cap so now i got a bad hair day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n u how was ice skating practice??
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Extinction
41:00 <lisa> nice homegrown 100 on max
41:00 <lisa> this i can live with
42:00 <sic]{unt> hello mia
42:00 <couleurs> Hi MiaOneness : )
42:00 <sic]{unt> where's ur vhost love?
42:00 <amelia> ye was wondering wot was going on wif ur hare yep it was a gr8 sk8 thnx
43:00 <sic]{unt> i want jesus's 2nd coming 
43:00 <sic]{unt> lol
43:00 <lisa> omg i thought i was special couleurs
43:00 <lisa> i see how it is
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah he moves around lisa
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Anything that moves
43:00 <sic]{unt> ?
43:00 <sic]{unt> =P
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
44:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ChbxMVgGV4
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pearl Jam - Black (Unplugged 1992) (Mar 10, 2012) Length: 5:28 - Category: Music - 10,303,795 views views - 55,943 likes (98.2%), 1,050 dislikes (1.8%)
44:00 <^bozojim> back
44:00 <sic]{unt> bbl
44:00 <sic]{unt> food
44:00 <couleurs> HeHe...............
45:00 <couleurs> yep i luv all irc girls even ^Roshanda^ n Lumeah
45:00 <^bozojim> hello MiaOneness
45:00 <MiaOneness> yo ^bozojim
46:00 <lisa> i see how it is
46:00 <lisa> gonna go cry now
46:00 <sic]{unt> http://www.9news.com.au/entertainment/2017/05/06/13/07/natasha-exelby-leaves-abc-on-air-gaffe
46:00 <couleurs> hi MiaOnesie
46:00 <^Roshanda^> omg i hate this laptop
46:00 <MiaOneness> yo yo
46:00 <couleurs> it hate u 2 Rosh!!!!!!!
46:00 <^Roshanda^> nah
46:00 <^Roshanda^> fuck up idiot
46:00 <^Roshanda^> im so tempted to reformat it
47:00 <sic]{unt> i cant believe abc sack this lady
47:00 <sic]{unt> how fkn gay
47:00 <sic]{unt> just over a funny mistake
47:00 <couleurs> wowww.... so hostile.... just keeps reminding me why it never worked out between us.... abusive relationship to the Max.
47:00 <Epi> http://i.imgur.com/Ykz0Frn.jpg
47:00 <^Roshanda^> i dont fuck idiots
47:00 <^Roshanda^> or idiots on irc
48:00 <^Roshanda^> so enough of that shit
49:00 <couleurs> c wot i mean!!!!!!
50:00 <couleurs> i'd like 2 sexelby her if u no wat i mean ;)
50:00 <sic]{unt> lol
50:00 <sic]{unt> yer she's alright ay
51:00 <sic]{unt> poor girl
51:00 <sic]{unt> when she gasped & opened her mouth... tis the best view
51:00 <sic]{unt> ahhaha
51:00 <lisa> pfff
51:00 <lisa> you guys
51:00 <MiaOneness> man im 250 snitzels away from booking my ticket
51:00 <couleurs> Yummo
52:00 <lisa> so easily entertained
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Snitzels?
52:00 <psidawg> goooo victory
53:00 <couleurs> i'd like 2 make news with her if u no wat i mean ;)
53:00 <MiaOneness> snitzellllllllls
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey dawg
53:00 <psidawg> ay
53:00 <couleurs> go melbourne utd
54:00 <psidawg> ay wtf
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Spell it please
59:00 <couleurs> idk never really thought that far ahead 
00:00 <sic]{unt> watch abc news 24 now
00:00 <sic]{unt> louis creally
00:00 <sic]{unt> hmmmmmmm
00:00 <sic]{unt> abc babes be showing lotsa cleavages lately
00:00 <sic]{unt> lol
00:00 <Tim-Sim> IT WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile]: now I can see little crackheads walking past my house at night
01:00 <sic]{unt> i think abc management is scared of fed govt cutting their fundings, so they force the ladies into showing more skins
01:00 <sic]{unt> WIN WIN for viewers
01:00 <sic]{unt> =]
01:00 <amelia> hiya roshy hows ya cats doin
01:00 <amelia> :-)
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> moww
03:00 <lisa> boring
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
04:00 <lisa> like there's not enough porn on the internet
04:00 <lisa> you need cleavage in the news
04:00 <lisa> ABC news even
04:00 <lisa> pfffft
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice1 heard about cleavage and ran
04:00 <lisa> as you do
05:00 <sic]{unt> no, there's actually way too much porns, thats y it's kinda interesting to revert back to a classy & educated sexy lady reading the news 2 ya
05:00 <sic]{unt> just something bout it
05:00 <sic]{unt> haa
05:00 <Tim-Sim> had any special patients lately, lisa?
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Zzz
05:00 <lisa> they're all special Tim-Sim
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dickkk
06:00 <Tim-Sim> aww
06:00 <Tim-Sim> :)
06:00 <lisa> nothing you would want to hear about
06:00 <lisa> it's mostly death and destruction
06:00 <Tim-Sim> ooh, nasty
06:00 <lisa> not for public consumption
06:00 <sic]{unt> r u a doctor lisa?
06:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah that's too sad for a Saturday
06:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hello
06:00 <^bozojim> hello Spanish[Mobile]
06:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hello ^bozojim
07:00 <lisa> emergency vet nurse
07:00 <sic]{unt> nice
07:00 <lisa> yeah no one wants to hear my stories
07:00 <lisa> too sad
07:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hello amelia my friend
07:00 <amelia> hello spanish my friendly friend
07:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> How's your weekend going amelia
07:00 <amelia> super duper hows urs
08:00 <sic]{unt> my female dog has these small coin size patch
08:00 <sic]{unt> where the hairs come off 
08:00 <sic]{unt> like really round circles
08:00 <sic]{unt> any home cheap remedies?
08:00 <Tim-Sim> worms?
08:00 <sic]{unt> i dunno bro, not sure
08:00 <sic]{unt> but inside the circle
08:00 <sic]{unt> her skin is flaking
08:00 <lisa> no
08:00 <lisa> vets are vets for a reason
08:00 <sic]{unt> it was bad over the summer
08:00 <Tim-Sim> mange?
08:00 <lisa> they know stuff
08:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> My is good
09:00 <sic]{unt> hair's growing back now
09:00 <sic]{unt> well hence lisa,
09:00 <sic]{unt> thats y ima asking u
09:00 <sic]{unt> =]
09:00 <lisa> nothing replaces a thorough physical exam
09:00 <lisa> there are far too many variables
09:00 <sic]{unt> that's a clear dsecription
09:00 <couleurs> gay, sydney won
10:00 <sic]{unt> hair loss in corcles coin size
10:00 <sic]{unt> flakey
10:00 <lisa> there are far too many variables
10:00 <lisa> nothing replaces a thorough physical exam
11:00 <couleurs> hi amelia : )
11:00 <mrwuf> u got ringworm's
11:00 <lisa> hah yeah 'hi amelia'
11:00 <sic]{unt> http://www.organic-pet-digest.com/2-dog-skin-patches-circular-in-shape-missing-fur-and-scaly-looking.html
11:00 <sic]{unt> is it?
11:00 <amelia> hi cereals wow u look gr8 today
11:00 <amelia> lisa?
11:00 <sic]{unt> i thought worm is inside instestine
11:00 <sic]{unt> this is a skin issue
11:00 <lisa> ringworm is a fungus
11:00 <lisa> not a worm
11:00 <lisa> it's just a name
12:00 <lisa> skin fungus
12:00 <sic]{unt> oh 
12:00 <sic]{unt> ok
13:00 <^bozojim> hello amelia
13:00 <sic]{unt> damn
13:00 <amelia> hullo earfworm jim
13:00 <sic]{unt> i'm a stupid cunt
13:00 <sic]{unt> hahaha
13:00 <couleurs> thx u 2 
14:00 <amelia> thx
14:00 <sic]{unt> and y do my dog eats grass?
14:00 <sic]{unt> lol
16:00 <sic]{unt> sigh... i cant take it no more
16:00 <sic]{unt> maybe i should just go eat my dog, 
16:00 <lisa> probably
16:00 <sic]{unt> let it die in peace in pieces
16:00 <sic]{unt> =]
17:00 <sic]{unt> WOW
17:00 <sic]{unt> what kinda vet nurses r ya
17:00 <sic]{unt> should u be like, Ima call the rspca cunt
17:00 <sic]{unt> lol
17:00 <sic]{unt> [20:16] <+sic]{unt> maybe i should just go eat my dog, 
17:00 <sic]{unt> [20:17] <+lisa> probably
17:00 <lisa> one that doesn't like answering work questions on her time off
17:00 <sic]{unt> hahaahhahahahahaa
18:00 <amelia> my hermit crab has a cold, wot should i do
18:00 <sic]{unt> LMAOO amelia
18:00 <lisa> you know it
18:00 <amelia> hes also eating grass, why?
22:00 <couleurs> drinken wine n u?
22:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK-JHjKJRmw
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE YOUNG OFFENDERS Official Movie Trailer 2016 (Aug 29, 2016) Length: 1:55 - Category: Film & Animation - 487,459 views views - likes dislikes
23:00 <amelia> mines better
23:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/oYttJ7WGxts
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SUPER MARIO BROS THEME 🎵 - Ricky Berwick (Apr 27, 2017) Length: 0:24 - Category: Entertainment - 38,575 views views - 1,913 likes (97.6%), 48 dislikes (2.4%)
24:00 <amelia> i used to b pretty good @ playing it wif ma nostrils but he's way better
25:00 <sic]{unt> that's sad
25:00 <sic]{unt> self exploitery
25:00 <couleurs> nostrildamus lol
25:00 <amelia> y
25:00 <amelia> hes happy as fuk
26:00 <sic]{unt> no my point is like
26:00 <sic]{unt> its obvious 2/3 of his subs subribe cos he looks weird
26:00 <sic]{unt> like that lipsynching lil midget
27:00 <sic]{unt> few yrs back
27:00 <sic]{unt> with 50cent
27:00 <amelia> lolllllll
27:00 <MiaOneness> I watched Gifted yesterday, good film.. in case anyone wants something to watch
27:00 <amelia> hes happy and its funny
27:00 <lisa> Tim-Sim wants something to watch
28:00 <lisa> been asking all fkn night
28:00 <MiaOneness> Hes doing his hate list lisa
28:00 <^bozojim> hello MiaOneness
28:00 <lisa> oh i wonder if i'm on it
28:00 <MiaOneness> hello
28:00 <MiaOneness> Probably 20 spaces, only 40 users usually
28:00 <lisa> ahi might be safe then
28:00 <lisa> i'm pretty boring
29:00 <amelia> ironic considering hes on everyone elses hate lists
29:00 <MiaOneness> even Spanish made it on there, and so is he
29:00 <MiaOneness> LOL amelia
29:00 <lisa> spanish?! who doesn't love spanish?!
29:00 <lisa> is it because the wimmins like talking to spanish
29:00 <MiaOneness> "wimmins" lol
31:00 <couleurs> Tim-Sim def on my hate list
32:00 <amelia> agreed
32:00 <MiaOneness> i dont have a hate list, i dont take mIRC so personal
32:00 <lisa> i only have one spot on my hate list
32:00 <lisa> but even then, it's an 'annoying as fuck' list
33:00 <amelia> i also have a kill list
33:00 <MiaOneness> lol
33:00 <amelia> like dat guy on billy maddison
34:00 <lisa> conditioner is better
34:00 <lisa> i go on second and make the hair silky and SMOOOOOOOOV
34:00 <amelia> wot are u lookin @ swannnnnnnnn
35:00 <lisa> STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN
35:00 <MiaOneness> i have no idea what you guys are referring to? commerical? film?
35:00 <couleurs> peeing your pants is totally cool!!!!!!!!
35:00 <lisa> amelia: http://imgur.com/UlXhoQp
36:00 <lisa> er no
36:00 <sluggz> Who dat
36:00 <amelia> who's ur bf
36:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfOCMVKmHpg
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adam Sandler on Mother's Day - Saturday Night Live (Oct 3, 2013) Length: - Category: Entertainment - 59,860 views views - 506 likes (98.8%), 6 dislikes (1.2%)
37:00 <amelia> he look so young
37:00 <amelia> hes kinda annoying like jim carrey
38:00 <lisa> that was billy madison era
38:00 <lisa> before he got lame
38:00 <MiaOneness> is that you lisa?
38:00 <amelia> ye the fuck was that movie with the twin sister
38:00 <amelia> lolll
39:00 <couleurs> that lisa n me when we 1st met
39:00 <lisa> yes this is me
39:00 <lisa> are you the one i love MiaOneness
39:00 <lisa> amelia: it's best at the end so stick with it
39:00 <lisa> he makes kevin sing
39:00 <amelia> cereals & lisa CuTe CouPLe
39:00 <MiaOneness> cute lisa... nice photo!
40:00 <lisa> couleurs you lie like a rug
40:00 <lisa> that is my bf accidentally yes
40:00 <couleurs> HeHe
40:00 <lisa> wrong fkn link ok
41:00 <couleurs> told u
41:00 <amelia> i thought u was single
41:00 <amelia> does ur dog know??????????
41:00 <lisa> he does
41:00 <lisa> he's ok with it
41:00 <lisa> he approves
41:00 <amelia> ok phew
42:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/7ZKI0JT.gifv
43:00 <sluggz> Lol
44:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/Gi1zPTL.gifv
45:00 <amelia> lolllllllllll
45:00 <amelia> dogs s2
48:00 <couleurs> agreed.
49:00 <mrwuf> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/05/05/eating-bogies-good-teeth-overall-health-scientists-conclude/
50:00 <amelia> lol @ the pic of the girl they chose
50:00 <amelia> finger in her mouth
50:00 <amelia> aaaaaahahaahahhahaahha
53:00 <couleurs> picken n flicken
56:00 <sic]{unt> heard commander is very cheap
57:00 <Joffrey> cheap cheap
57:00 <Joffrey> special morning price
57:00 <sic]{unt> it was unlimited for 50bux or something
57:00 <sic]{unt> saw the ad last yr
57:00 <amelia> sup Lish
58:00 <Lish> Nutin much u?
58:00 <sluggz> Hi Lish 
58:00 <amelia> chillin
59:00 <Joffrey> belong sux\
59:00 <Joffrey> ..in case any1 doesnt know.
03:00 <Joffrey> wb Nice1
03:00 <Tim-Sim> has there been any good new manga/anime films recently?
04:00 <sluggz> Hi Tim-Sim
04:00 <Joffrey> Tim-Sim have u seen Gauntz :0
04:00 <Joffrey> ....on netflix
04:00 <Joffrey> *gantz
04:00 <Joffrey> that was reasonable. imo
04:00 <Tim-Sim> no
05:00 <Tim-Sim> thanks
05:00 <Tim-Sim> I will download it
05:00 <Joffrey> also on netflix... i LOVED the 1st season of AJIN
05:00 <Joffrey> amazing.
05:00 <Joffrey> second season not so much.
06:00 <amelia> Law, bro.
06:00 <Joffrey> yer, get AJIN.... u wont be dissapointed.
07:00 <couleurs> lol
08:00 <Joffrey> heh... i sound like an advert.
08:00 <Joffrey> Strange things i think is a bit overhyped...
08:00 <Joffrey> but it was good, methinks.
08:00 <Joffrey> heh@methinks
08:00 <lalala> this channel is getting bigger
09:00 <lalala> whats up melbourne
09:00 <sic]{unt> hello lala
09:00 <sic]{unt> well it IS satday
09:00 <sic]{unt> they're too dumb
09:00 <sic]{unt> let them pay
10:00 <Joffrey> lol
10:00 <lalala> 4LauGhiN 4Out 4Louds
10:00 <lalala> 15Ha15Ha too funny
10:00 <sic]{unt> i saw a tourist family
10:00 <sic]{unt> buying an adult my key card for theyr 4 -5 yo
10:00 <sic]{unt> at flinders
10:00 <sic]{unt> lol
10:00 <sic]{unt> their
10:00 <lalala> whats everyone doing neways
11:00 <lalala> iam fkn bored
11:00 <Joffrey> im driking dimple $38 at Dans. listening to youtube...
11:00 <Joffrey> *drinking
11:00 <lalala> sounds fun
11:00 <Joffrey> ..and, of course, tocuhing myself up... every now and then...
12:00 <Joffrey> *touching
12:00 <Joffrey> ..but of course.. thats the bleeding obvious... haha
12:00 <Joffrey> the dimple, im talking about... 
12:00 <Joffrey> obviuos
13:00 <Joffrey> wb oko121111111111
14:00 <Joffrey> errr... a leso dr who campanion.... nice/
14:00 <Joffrey> As long as the dr isnt a ranga... im fine with it.
15:00 <Joffrey> Seriously... though.. capaldi... is quitting this year....
15:00 <Joffrey> and the money is on a woman or a black man; np.
15:00 <Joffrey> ....just not a RANGA!
15:00 <Joffrey> no gingers... thanks.
15:00 <Joffrey> ... they arent like us...
15:00 <couleurs> who the heck u talken 2 Joffrey 
16:00 <Joffrey> couleurs the chat... and the sleepers ----->
16:00 <Joffrey> .... in the list.
16:00 <couleurs> HeHe
16:00 <couleurs> ok
19:00 <Tim-Sim> thanks Joffrey, I have netflix so I will watch Ajin
19:00 <couleurs> u got n e other goss tho Joffrey 
21:00 <Tim-Sim> I hate american sitcoms
21:00 <Nice1> mostly old movies on netflix
21:00 <Joffrey> couleurs goss?.... besides Jet being dead?... 
21:00 <amelia> wow even american sitcoms are on ur hate list
21:00 <couleurs> Jet Li?
21:00 <sluggz> Seinfeld yay!!!
21:00 <lisa> wtf is Joffrey
22:00 <sluggz> Scrubs yayer
22:00 <Tim-Sim> seinfeld was good
22:00 <couleurs> agreed.
22:00 <Joffrey> freaks and geeks... r on netflix... u gotta watch it once... 
22:00 <Joffrey> sluggz scrubs/freaks and geaks connection.
22:00 <amelia> we got freaks & geeks on here
22:00 <couleurs> yea that 1 roks
22:00 <^bozojim> hello Bonny
23:00 <Joffrey> my bonny lies over the ocean.. my Bonny lies over the sea...
23:00 <Joffrey> bring back
23:00 <Joffrey> of bring back my Bonny to me, to me
23:00 <Joffrey> oh... ffs.. ill stop
24:00 <sluggz> Fuck tv
24:00 <Joffrey> yer fuck it hard.
25:00 <Joffrey> tv is a bit 1-way, a bit 20th century... fuck it.
25:00 <sluggz> Yeah
25:00 <sluggz> Over it
25:00 <sluggz> Unless 4d
26:00 <couleurs> i'm 5d babey
27:00 <Joffrey> immersion... thats the word... goto harvey normal... yer... i want immersion... sell me some immersion....
28:00 <Tim-Sim> watching Ajin now
28:00 <Joffrey> HN... says... yer... we got a 3D tv... me says... fuck that... i want IMMERSION!!!!!
28:00 <Joffrey> Tim-Sim u wont be sorry
30:00 <Joffrey> 10CCs of immersion to Joffrey STAT!... what? the chat has to make sense now?
30:00 <lisa> famous last words
30:00 <Joffrey> chet faker has changed his name... umm... err... to his own name.
32:00 <Joffrey> Flume/Chet Faker Drop the game; has had over 93mil views on youtube... and chet decides to go back to his real name; lol
32:00 <amelia> i liked his "im into you" song
33:00 <Joffrey> wb Lish
33:00 <Lish> Ta
33:00 <Joffrey> lish u busy tonight?
34:00 <Lish> No
34:00 <Joffrey> oh, cool.
34:00 <Lish> I'm watching Masterchef like a party animal 
34:00 <amelia> damn u rowdy
34:00 <Joffrey> yer im more of a MKR person; ie. im a dumbfuck
34:00 <Lish> I hate both
34:00 <Joffrey> yer.. its the dimple.
34:00 <Lish> But for some reason I watch Masterchef
34:00 <Joffrey> lol Lish
39:00 <Joffrey> im out of caffiene free diet coke.... 
39:00 <Joffrey> mmm.. prolly bad to order dominoes... just for the coke
40:00 <couleurs> send me da pizza 
41:00 <Joffrey> i try and have a margritta pizza and a glass of reddish wine... in every country... ive been in,.
41:00 <Joffrey> its a thing. i have.
42:00 <Joffrey> Not a great thing.. but a thing.
42:00 <couleurs> i'm a thing
43:00 <Joffrey> well... thank-u thing.
43:00 <sluggz> Hi color
44:00 <couleurs> hiiiiiii
45:00 <sluggz> How ish yu
45:00 <couleurs> ok n u
48:00 <sluggz> Stoned
48:00 <Joffrey> sluggz 1/3 of oz is $50 on the central coast.
49:00 <Joffrey> wb Lish
49:00 <sluggz> Lies
49:00 <Lish> No point in drinking caffeine free Diet Coke
49:00 <Lish> Is there
49:00 <Joffrey> sluggz nope.. true.
50:00 <Joffrey> Central coast of nsw... ie. gosford.
50:00 <Lish> Is that where you are from?
50:00 <Joffrey> 7g
50:00 <sluggz> Lol
50:00 <Joffrey> Lish i dont do asl.
50:00 <Joffrey> hhahahahaha
50:00 <sluggz> That's 1/4 man
50:00 <sluggz> Lols
50:00 <Joffrey> oh yer.. lol
50:00 <sluggz> U said 1/3
50:00 <Joffrey> yer... i fucked up
51:00 <sluggz> 9 g
51:00 <Joffrey> 1/4 for $50...
51:00 <sluggz> Cheap
51:00 <Lish> I'm trying to understand the conversation
51:00 <Joffrey> sluggz oh... coolz.. dont wanna get ripped.
52:00 <Joffrey> Lish there are 28g in an oz... but... 24 if ur selling and 29 if ur buying... (thats a little joke)\
52:00 <Joffrey> .. i just now... fucked up my fractions.
52:00 <Lish> And Gosford comes into it how?
52:00 <Joffrey> Lish dunno.
53:00 <Lish> Weird
53:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/JDRNaAxryu8
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Surfer Dude at the Wedge in Newport Beach (Sep 1, 2011) Length: 0:23 - Category: Entertainment - 204,191 views views - 1,972 likes (99.1%), 18 dislikes (0.9%)
53:00 <couleurs> hahah wow still amasing
53:00 <Joffrey> except.. im trying to compare across... geographic placs
53:00 <Joffrey> *places\
53:00 <Lish> Drugs? 
54:00 <sluggz> Weed
54:00 <Joffrey> Lish alchohol, nicotine, presciption drugs; SAVE millions of ppl every day..
54:00 <sluggz> Also kills more
55:00 <sluggz> Lol
55:00 <Joffrey> sure.
55:00 <Joffrey> Alcohol: the cause and solution to all lifes problems - Homer J
55:00 <Lish> Also a huge waste of money 
55:00 <Joffrey> Lish i dont judge ppl on how they spend their fun-dollars.
56:00 <Joffrey> wb slower
56:00 <Lish> How do you earn your fun dollars
56:00 <Joffrey> Lish u but a book... i dont judge u.
56:00 <Lish> I judge people who waste their money on drugs and alcohol :) 
56:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aAeI7p-Tkc
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tie a Shoelace in 2 Seconds (Nov 4, 2014) Length: 0:43 - Category: Howto & Style - 4,166,567 views views - 10,207 likes (91.7%), 923 dislikes (8.3%)
56:00 <Joffrey> Lish so y judge others.. that put $20 thru the pokies.. or do $50 on weed.
56:00 <couleurs> Lifehack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <Lish> Because I want to
57:00 <Joffrey> Lish they dont judge u for watching tv.. or going to a movie.. or buying a $20 book... but u judge them?.. can u see the double standard?
58:00 <Joffrey> like i said... i try not to judge ppl on how they choose to spend their fun-dollars.
58:00 <slower> if you can afford it, fine
00:00 <Lish> They probably do judge me 
00:00 <Lish> I'm ok with it
00:00 <Lish> Yeah if they can afford it and it's not an addiction then it might be ok
00:00 <Joffrey> slower ur right. if they arent spending their fun-dollars... if in fact they r spending their children-care dollars... that shits me to tears..
02:00 <Lish> Yeah that is uncool
08:00 <Nice1> hi lisa
08:00 <Joffrey> sad liza liza?
08:00 <Joffrey> Nice1 nice nick.
08:00 <Nice1> ta
08:00 <Nice1> who might you be
08:00 <Joffrey> yw
09:00 <Joffrey> im Joffrey.
09:00 <Joffrey> its okay.. feel free to ignore me... np.
09:00 <Nice1> yeah I can see that. havent seen you before. are you using a different name
10:00 <lalala> whats all ya boring peoples up too
10:00 <lalala> doin on irc the fun place to be
10:00 <Joffrey> Nice1 ive used many nicks.. on many servers... so yer.. im using a different name.. sure.
10:00 <lalala> 10Ha10Hah :)
10:00 <Nice1> what one will you be using tomorrow Joffrey
10:00 <Joffrey> dunno
10:00 <Nice1> lol
11:00 <Nice1> you not b1rd are ya
12:00 <Joffrey> Nice1 naaa... i like to follow rules.
12:00 <Nice1> finally
12:00 <Nice1> do we have rules here
12:00 <Joffrey> aussies.. love to follow rules.
12:00 <^bozojim> hi Nice1
12:00 <Tim-Sim> Joffrey: do you like Knights of Sidonia?
12:00 <Nice1> hi jim
13:00 <Joffrey> i could tell u a story about the Eureka rebellion... but i might bore u to tears.
13:00 <^bozojim> there that sorted out my problem I had with pieces not matching on paper
13:00 <Nice1> lalala would love that...he likes boring things
13:00 <Joffrey> ... lets just say.. those fuckers... wanted more rules... as they paid taxes... but didnt get any enforcement.
13:00 <^bozojim> I just had to redo one of the templates that was not right
14:00 <Joffrey> ..was it a knights templar?
15:00 <Joffrey> ^bozojim its okay... u done have to say... np
15:00 <^bozojim> no it is my own designed quilt I am making
16:00 <^bozojim> I did not take into account a seam allowance
16:00 <^bozojim> all of 6mm
16:00 <Joffrey> yer.. quilts r great.. and the best thing.. u can unpick it.. and do it over!
16:00 <Tim-Sim> reminds me, i need to hang some washing up
16:00 <^bozojim> I did it on paper and tactile so i did not get it wrong
16:00 <Joffrey> al kida
16:00 <^bozojim> so now it is right
16:00 <Joffrey> ... err... i give up
17:00 <Joffrey> al qaeda ... thanks google.. ding dong... AF
17:00 <Joffrey> *AFP
18:00 <Joffrey> tozza[Mobile] well done.
23:00 <Nice1> wtf
24:00 <Nice1> who is that guy
24:00 <psi\bf4> lol
24:00 <psi\bf4> [22:18] * tozza[Mobile] is here
24:00 <psi\bf4> [22:19] <+Joffrey> tozza[Mobile] well done.
24:00 <psi\bf4> ahahha
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Psi arent u asleep lol
25:00 <Nice1> did that really deserve a ban
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 3:36 AM <psidawg> nite =]
25:00 <psi\bf4> na bro
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice1
25:00 <psi\bf4> nah i slept till morning
25:00 <Nice1> ya
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> It wasnt because of that
25:00 <Nice1> oh hehe
25:00 <Nice1> I take it back then
28:00 <Nice1> seems where then is a new nick name here, they end up getting banned in the end
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 10:27 PM <NickOP> Registered  : Sat May  6 10:53:43 2017 GMT
28:00 <Nice1> yeah
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeah
29:00 <Nice1> well mostly
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I know who he is
29:00 <Nice1> who is he
29:00 <slower> the real reason: he was sending tozzas girlfriensd sexy messages
29:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hello
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont need to answer to you nice1
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> If you dont like it leave aswell
29:00 <Nice1> ok dont then
30:00 <Nice1> hi Spanish
31:00 <tallone> hi all
31:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hi Nice1
31:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hi tallone
31:00 <tallone> hi Spanish[Mobile]
31:00 <Nice1> tall1
32:00 <tallone> hi Nice1
32:00 <Nice1> hi tallone
32:00 <Nice1> need some capitals 
32:00 <tallone> yep 
32:00 <tallone> hand em over
32:00 <Nice1> Tall1
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb steven
33:00 <steven> thnx!
33:00 <steven> im on a recruitment drive
33:00 <steven> jk!
33:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> How's you going
33:00 <steven> gday!
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont care if you are
34:00 <tallone> thx Nice1
35:00 <Nice1> no worries
35:00 <tallone> how cold is it
35:00 <Nice1> about 20 degrees
35:00 <tallone> not here in melb
35:00 <steven> im not
35:00 <steven> just seeing if anything interesting is happening
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ohhh no
41:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Tozza
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
42:00 <psi\bf4> r u boys working 2nite or something?
43:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Who's working tnite
43:00 <psi\bf4> u
43:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Nah
44:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hello amelia my friend
47:00 <amelia> hello friendly friend mia
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mia?
50:00 <psi\bf4> lol
50:00 <psi\bf4> wrong channel must b
51:00 <amelia> AHAHAA
51:00 <amelia> i was talkin to her in diff chan
51:00 <amelia> oopsies
51:00 <psi\bf4> lol
51:00 <amelia> hello friendly friend spanish
52:00 <couleurs> wow... hot new irc couple exposed
52:00 <^bozojim> hi Spanish[Mobile]
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Toootoooboooboo is here
53:00 <amelia> tootooboobooooo
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hai
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
59:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hello my Perth friend lol
00:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> How's you nite going amelia
01:00 <psidawg> `info
02:00 <amelia> good fanks hows urs
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol aw
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How formal
05:00 <Nice1> heh
05:00 <Nice1> must be a good day
05:00 <Encrypted69> i fink its dead now
06:00 <Joffrey> thanks tozza
06:00 <Joffrey> glad to be here :)
06:00 <couleurs> wb Joffrey missed u m8
07:00 <Joffrey> yer couleurs... its k... good to be back.
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Romeo
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dont start your rants
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> cbf lol
07:00 <Joffrey> romeo where for art thou?
07:00 <Nice1> oh no lol him
07:00 <couleurs> ey romeo how many coffees u had 2 day
07:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Lol
07:00 <Nice1> he sends virus links!
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No shit
08:00 <Joffrey> ive been reading that romeo was 18 and juliet 13....
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He is lucky to be back that romeo guy
08:00 <Joffrey> mmmmm romeo.... what u doing?
09:00 <romeo> im sick
09:00 <romeo> too much coffee and beer
09:00 <romeo> :P
09:00 <Nice1> sicko
09:00 <romeo> hehe yeah i am such a sicko
09:00 <Nice1> wouldnt be supprised
10:00 <couleurs> shut up u onion
10:00 <couleurs> Onion1
11:00 <sluggz> Lol onion1
11:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/zw0tzbG.gifv
12:00 <couleurs> ouch that hurts
12:00 <Nice1> that doesnt do anything
13:00 <lalala> fuck its boring man
13:00 <lalala> 10LauGhiN 10Out 10Louds
13:00 <lalala> whats everyone up too
13:00 <lalala> 12?4¿
13:00 <Tim-Sim> bored too
14:00 <Tim-Sim> reading gun magazine
14:00 <couleurs> ignoredin u
14:00 <Joffrey> lalala im on the DIMPLE
14:00 <Tim-Sim> watching netflix
14:00 <Joffrey> $38 at dans
14:00 <Joffrey> Tim-Sim AJIN.. still?.. was that u?
14:00 <Joffrey> hahaha cant remember.
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not bad quite cheap
14:00 <Joffrey> cheap cheap
15:00 <Tim-Sim> I wathced 2 episodes of Ajin, 1 episode of Knights of Sidonia
15:00 <Tim-Sim> about to drink some Vitamin C dissolved in water
15:00 <Bonny> how are you, kuniva?
15:00 <Tim-Sim> they are like beroccas except vit c
16:00 <Joffrey> Tim-Sim its called orange juice.. okay.. maybe not
16:00 <Tim-Sim> I found these in the cupboard, been there for over a year
16:00 <Tim-Sim> need to drink something other than water or green tea
16:00 <lalala> 7LauGhiN 7Out 7Louds
20:00 <lalala> so boring
20:00 <lalala> does no one talk in this channel
20:00 <lalala> yous just on it for the fuck of it
20:00 <lalala> like 15LauGhiN 15Out 15Louds
20:00 <amelia> FUCK OFF LALA
21:00 <Tim-Sim> now watching How the Universe Works on Netflix
21:00 <Nice1> hehe
21:00 <Nice1> there is more than one universe
21:00 <Tim-Sim> mulitverse?
22:00 <Nice1> yes
22:00 <lalala> amelia
22:00 <lalala> suck my dick
22:00 <Nice1> billions of galaxys
22:00 <Tim-Sim> that's what they say
22:00 <Nice1> google sky
22:00 <Tim-Sim> mind boggling
22:00 <Joffrey> lalala no1 here is into pencils.
22:00 <Nice1> heaps
22:00 <lalala> well if ya call it a pencil
22:00 <lalala> 9LauGhiN 9Out 9Louds
22:00 <Nice1> what are you on about lalala
23:00 <lalala> no pencil here mate
23:00 <lalala> (Joffrey) lalala no1 here is into pencils.
23:00 <Nice1> pencil pusher
24:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hi Tim-Sim
24:00 <Tim-Sim> hi Spanish[Mobile] 
24:00 <lalala> 7Ha7Ha nice
24:00 <lalala> 1
24:00 <Nice1> heh
24:00 <lalala> ill find you :D
25:00 <lalala> n hey why is ya nick amelia wen thats not even who u are
25:00 <lalala> 9LauGhiN 9Out 9Louds
25:00 <lalala> so fukn stupid
25:00 <tallone> hi MiaOneness
25:00 <lalala> u cant be a name ur not
25:00 <Nice1> huh
25:00 <lalala> 10LauGhiN 10Out 10Louds
25:00 <Nice1> is it really a made up name
26:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> How's you going Tim-Sim
26:00 <Nice1> i thought that was your real name
26:00 <lalala> for all u know its a dude
26:00 <lalala> man
26:00 <lalala> some stoopid fk
26:00 <Tim-Sim> ok Spanish[Mobile], just relaxing, bored as bat shit. How about you?
27:00 <Nice1> nah shes got a pic...well half a pic 
27:00 <lalala> no she dnt
27:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I know how you feel Tim-Sim
27:00 <Nice1> shes she does
27:00 <lalala> and thats not even her
27:00 <lalala> casue its a dude
27:00 <Nice1> huh
27:00 <lalala> so stupiud
27:00 <lalala> must be fkn bored
27:00 <lalala> i tell ya that much
28:00 <lalala> lmfao
28:00 <Nice1> you really need to find a new hobby lalala
28:00 <lalala> nah
28:00 <Nice1> something thats not 'boring'
28:00 <lalala> cunts gotta stop blabering shit
28:00 <lalala> ya better of writing a book
28:00 <Nice1> yeah write a book!
28:00 <lalala> with an imaginantion like that like fk
29:00 <lalala> not me
29:00 <lalala> 12CaN't 12Be 12FuCkeD
29:00 <Nice1> too boring
29:00 <Nice1> hehe
29:00 <lalala> nah actually good money in it
29:00 <Nice1> well there you go
29:00 <Nice1> write about the adventures of the chatrooms
30:00 <lalala> depends if it attracts or subtracht n how ya reacts 4Ha4Ha 7LauGhiN 7Out 7Louds
30:00 <lalala> kiss it
30:00 <lalala> nice n slow
30:00 <Nice1> heh
31:00 <amelia> CaN't Be FuCkeD
31:00 <lalala> yeh u can
31:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What amelia
31:00 <xm> nice1 u wouldnt embellish the truth on IRC would u
31:00 <Nice1> never xm
31:00 <Nice1> no way  in the world
32:00 <lalala> did ya copy my font
32:00 <lalala> 12?4¿
32:00 <xm> better make it anon coz the illuminati
32:00 <lalala> 7LauGhiN 7Out 7Louds seee
32:00 <lalala> talk shit
33:00 <lalala> yous all just wait till i come on or something
33:00 <Tim-Sim> does anybody hear know anything about nootropics?
33:00 <Tim-Sim> here
33:00 <lalala> and start having a convo
33:00 <lalala> 7LauGhiN 7Out 7Louds
33:00 <Nice1> well the elite might even endorse it under certain condtions...bit like the 9 11 report
34:00 <xm> what about them? the best one i know is BIPOLAR
34:00 <Nice1> err who is that
34:00 <xm> the natural nootropic
34:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
34:00 <Nice1> grem?
34:00 <Tim-Sim> how do they affect neurogenesis
35:00 <Tim-Sim> I am bored and have some in the cupboard
35:00 <Nice1> its called brain mapping
36:00 <Nice1> more or less used for different types of entertainers that need to be cloned
36:00 <Nice1> to keep their banks happy
37:00 <Nice1> bank accounts
38:00 <Nice1> people dont want to know about it
38:00 <Nice1> but they are just running away
38:00 <Tim-Sim> whoa are you talking to Nice1?
38:00 <Nice1> I was addressing you...you asked me about it
39:00 <Tim-Sim> I asked about nootropics
39:00 <Nice1> no you asked me about neurogenesis
39:00 <lalala> neways boring
39:00 <lalala> im goin bed
40:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
40:00 <lalala> nite
40:00 <lalala> xxxxoooo
40:00 <amelia> ye neutrometics gr8
40:00 <Nice1> god that guy is annoying
40:00 <Tim-Sim> i asked about nootropics, then neurogenisis
40:00 <Nice1> well I probably missed it
40:00 <Tim-Sim> as in, what is the effect of nootropics on neurogenesis 
41:00 <Nice1> i missed that
41:00 <Tim-Sim> ahh that's cool, I just had trouble following what you meant
41:00 <Nice1> doesnt matter
41:00 <Nice1> who has biploar anyway
42:00 <Nice1> I know a woman who has that
42:00 <Tim-Sim> could you tell that she had it?
43:00 <Nice1> didnt at first...sometines she would try to start an agruement though
43:00 <Nice1> talk faster
44:00 <Nice1> other times hardly at all
44:00 <Tim-Sim> is bipolar where they go high then low for no apparent reason?
45:00 <Nice1> yeah its two poles
45:00 <Tim-Sim> as in high almost manic to low chronically depressed
45:00 <Nice1> thats correct
45:00 <Nice1> lithium is the drug of choice
46:00 <Nice1> but cheer up pills as I like to call them can help
46:00 <Nice1> during depressive episodes
48:00 <Nice1> whats the f mean
49:00 <Nice1> fantastic
49:00 <Tim-Sim> "there may be 100 million black holes in a galaxy alone"
49:00 <Nice1> :)))
49:00 <Tim-Sim> "there may be 100 million black holes in OUR galaxy alone"
49:00 <Nice1> hole y fuck
49:00 <Tim-Sim> yes
50:00 <Nice1> thats alot of asses
50:00 <Nice1> heh
50:00 <Tim-Sim> i wonder what life will be like in 1 million years from now
51:00 <Nice1> probably like mars is now
51:00 <Nice1> dead
51:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
51:00 <Joffrey> Tim-Sim can u really imagine a million years?
51:00 <Joffrey> i cant.
51:00 <Nice1> or will be taken over by aliens
51:00 <Tim-Sim> I imagine something
52:00 <Nice1> those lil ugly grey assholes
52:00 <Joffrey> gamera well save us, i think./
52:00 <Joffrey> turtles rule.
52:00 <Tim-Sim> the Japanese science fiction hero? like godzilla?
53:00 <Joffrey> hero in a 1/2 shell.
58:00 <Tim-Sim> might have some 5-HTP, noopept and anaracetam 
58:00 <Tim-Sim> see if I get a brain tumour
59:00 <Tim-Sim> should be fun
59:00 <amelia> agreed.
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