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00:01:00 <Agent> https://rumble.com/v2zelh-crazy-lane-splitting-and-motorcycle-accident.html?mref=6zof&mc=dgip3
00:01:00 <Agent> Excellent
00:01:00 <sluggz> Tozzballs
00:01:00 <Agent> This pleases me greatly
00:02:00 <MiaOneness> im taking a photo
00:02:00 <President_Trump> vegemite toast, no eggs
00:03:00 <MiaOneness> boooooooooo
00:04:00 <President_Trump> people have killed themselves over less
00:04:00 <MiaOneness> https://imgur.com/a/fuuWM
00:04:00 <lalalala> hey hey
00:04:00 <lalalala> :)
00:04:00 <sluggz> Hello lalalala
00:05:00 <MiaOneness> lol
00:05:00 <sluggz> Mia cute
00:05:00 <lalalala> sluggz
00:05:00 <MiaOneness> i look like a boy in my cap
00:05:00 <lalalala> wassuppppppppppppppp
00:05:00 <Epi> pretty :U~
00:05:00 <sluggz> You look like me
00:05:00 <MiaOneness> of course lol
00:05:00 <lalalala> what the fuck 10LauGhiN 10Out 10Louds
00:05:00 <MiaOneness> lol sluggz
00:05:00 <lalalala> whats everyone up too
00:05:00 <MiaOneness> JUSt trying to find a way to kill time lalalala
00:06:00 <lalalala> is that even possible
00:06:00 <lalalala> 15LauGhiN 15Out 15Louds
00:06:00 <sluggz> Nice armpit :p
00:06:00 <lalalala> goes slower
00:06:00 <MiaOneness> lol its hot here
00:06:00 <MiaOneness> lolll
00:06:00 <MiaOneness> i feel sticky
00:06:00 <lalalala> hot
00:06:00 <sluggz> Freezing here
00:06:00 <lalalala> i feel hot too ;)
00:06:00 <lalalala> 4Ha4Ha kidding
00:06:00 <MiaOneness> hahaha
00:06:00 <lalalala> :)
00:06:00 <lalalala> where r u mia 12?4¿
00:06:00 <MiaOneness> REOOOW! haha
00:07:00 <lalalala> big reowwwwwwwwww
00:07:00 <lalalala> :)
00:07:00 <lalalala> 9Ha9Ha
00:07:00 <President_Trump> have u spoken to ur sister since the confession?
00:07:00 <MiaOneness> Nah, but when she came over, she was embarrassed for me. But caught a glimpse of my mother yesterday at night and she was in tears
00:07:00 <MiaOneness> I am to blame for this
00:07:00 <lalalala> mia what state u from
00:07:00 <MiaOneness> She always says Im the reason for an early death, Im too extreme for a Cypriot
00:07:00 <lalalala> 12?4¿
00:08:00 <MiaOneness> They could expect this kind of behaviour from a bogan Australian, but not me
00:08:00 <President_Trump> why was she in tears?
00:08:00 <lalalala> i get blamed for that all the time 9LauGhiN 9Out 9Loud
00:08:00 <MiaOneness> I think my sister might have said I wanted to try a woman lol
00:08:00 <lalalala> i dnt even do anything worng
00:08:00 <MiaOneness> This would be like a sin
00:08:00 <MiaOneness> In my mothers eyes
00:08:00 <MiaOneness> Even though shes not religious
00:08:00 <President_Trump> would your sister tell?
00:09:00 <MiaOneness> I dont know. She likes to side with her lately.. before we use to be close, then when i went fucked, she kinda sided with my mum
00:09:00 <MiaOneness> Im too much
00:09:00 <sluggz> Went fucked?
00:09:00 <President_Trump> teach your mum how to cook and egg in microwave to cheer her up
00:09:00 <MiaOneness> I think i have these fantaseis because I havent had sex for years
00:09:00 <MiaOneness> A guy I spoke to said
00:09:00 <MiaOneness> When he doesnt toss off for a week he starts thinking of fucked up things
00:10:00 <lalalala> really has it been that long
00:10:00 <MiaOneness> So Im trying to think that this thing with a woman
00:10:00 <MiaOneness> is because I havent had sex
00:10:00 <MiaOneness> yeah its almost 5 years lalalala
00:10:00 <lalalala> we needa hook u up with someone
00:10:00 <MiaOneness> So natrally my body is thinking some weird things
00:10:00 <sluggz> 4 years me
00:10:00 <MiaOneness> Nah I dont want to go
00:10:00 <sluggz> Lol
00:10:00 <MiaOneness> I have someone to go with If i want
00:10:00 <lalalala> u need some girl
00:10:00 <MiaOneness> I just dont .. get turned on anymore
00:10:00 <lalalala> its only natural as human being
00:10:00 <sluggz> I could change that mia
00:10:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah, I dont know.
00:11:00 <MiaOneness> haha sluggz
00:11:00 <lalalala> sluggz
00:11:00 <sluggz> They call me 88 fingers louie
00:11:00 <lalalala> is a ladies man
00:11:00 <sluggz> Oh yeah..
00:11:00 <MiaOneness> i have an ex lover who I use to be with, whos willing to sleep with me
00:11:00 <sluggz> Like fuck
00:11:00 <lalalala> 4Ha4Ha :)
00:11:00 <MiaOneness> he sent me a message yesterday
00:11:00 <MiaOneness> I was like over it! NO i said
00:11:00 <lalalala> go for it i say
00:11:00 <Agent> How long have you been in Cyprus, Mia?
00:11:00 <MiaOneness> And he was only trying to help
00:11:00 <MiaOneness> 4.5 years
00:12:00 <sluggz> I miss my first gf
00:12:00 <Student> :)
00:12:00 <sluggz> She was the best
00:12:00 <sluggz> Mandy
00:12:00 <lalalala> ohhh u in greese
00:12:00 <sluggz> Mmmmm
00:12:00 <Student> trying to help by sleeping with you? NICE
00:12:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah not in Aus lalalala
00:12:00 <Agent> And you don't see the correlation between 5 years dry spell and 5 years in a country where the men don't interest you? :)
00:12:00 <sluggz> Lol greese
00:12:00 <lalalala> thats why its hot there
00:12:00 <MiaOneness> I do
00:12:00 <lalalala> i figured that
00:12:00 <MiaOneness> But the women do
00:12:00 <Agent> It's not you that's weird, sweety
00:12:00 <MiaOneness> I find their women more attractive then the men here
00:12:00 <MiaOneness> Men are gross in Cyprus
00:13:00 <sluggz> Lmao
00:13:00 <MiaOneness> In Australia, I find men attractive, and women okay
00:13:00 <lalalala> yeh move back then
00:13:00 <sluggz> Macedonians are uglii
00:13:00 <MiaOneness> I will, but i need savings
00:13:00 <sluggz> Soo ugliiii
00:13:00 <Agent> There's no great mystery about not wanting to fuck men who don't interest you
00:13:00 <MiaOneness> My ex was Macedonian, or part of, and he was good looking
00:13:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah I know
00:13:00 <MiaOneness> How dowe always talk about this?
00:13:00 <sluggz> Nar all ugz
00:13:00 <MiaOneness> Dont worry, Ill sort it out
00:13:00 <Agent> Why not?
00:14:00 <Student> :)
00:14:00 <MiaOneness> I do wonder why she was crying though
00:14:00 <Agent> It's real talk, versus the usual smack that goes on around here :P
00:14:00 <MiaOneness> I told her I didnt lik the family the other week, and she was like "here we go again"
00:14:00 <Student> what is the difference between Australian Men and any other men?
00:14:00 <sluggz> I find pillows attractive
00:14:00 <Agent> I don't know Greek culture very well, but your mother seems sensitive
00:14:00 <sluggz> Lol student
00:14:00 <MiaOneness> Australian men are the type I grew up with. European men are too forward
00:14:00 <sluggz> We ain't wogs
00:14:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah, but she is absuve too
00:15:00 <Student> what is "too forward"?
00:15:00 <lalalala> ill sell ya mine sluggz
00:15:00 <lalalala> 4LauGhiN 4Out 4Louds
00:15:00 <Agent> Or at least, dramatic
00:15:00 <sluggz> Your what??
00:15:00 <MiaOneness> "Too forward" there mind isnt always on their dick
00:15:00 <lalalala> pillow
00:15:00 <sluggz> Oh
00:15:00 <MiaOneness> In Europe, its the only thing they think of, particularly in Summer
00:15:00 <Agent> I thnk it's a european thing. I equate it to soccer players falling over when an opposing team member runs past them.
00:15:00 <sluggz> Lolololololol
00:15:00 <Agent> Everything's dramatic in Europe :)
00:15:00 <lalalala> 15Ha15Ha 15LauGhiN 15Out 15Louds
00:15:00 <MiaOneness> For me, at least
00:15:00 <Student> oh very bad, MiaOneness i see your point
00:15:00 <sluggz> Only if make it smell like wee
00:15:00 <lalalala> yeh so much dramma
00:16:00 <lalalala> nope
00:16:00 <MiaOneness> And I dont even leave the house
00:16:00 <Student> but Australian men seem to be Unstable like others
00:16:00 <sluggz> Poo
00:16:00 <MiaOneness> I like that about them
00:16:00 <lalalala> anways
00:16:00 <MiaOneness> I too have my issues, and I like we are not cut out into molds of perfection
00:16:00 <lalalala> im off peopes
00:16:00 <MiaOneness> I like people with flaws
00:16:00 <President_Trump> find yourself an abo when u get back
00:16:00 <lalalala> talk to yall soon
00:16:00 <Agent> An opposing team member runs past you so you fall over and cry. Or, you find out your daughter is a unique person with her own preferences, so you fall over and cry
00:16:00 <lalalala> :)
00:16:00 <Student> Unstability is a big flaw
00:16:00 <MiaOneness> Because Cyprus is a small comunity people tend to hide their downfalls
00:16:00 <Student> like Father of every Flaw
00:17:00 <MiaOneness> Im a strange character on the best of days, but quiet and reclusiv
00:17:00 <Agent> And yet, a self-identified larrakin :P
00:17:00 <sluggz> Cyprus population?
00:17:00 <MiaOneness> Meaning I act like a goofball
00:17:00 <MiaOneness> I dont like having serious chats
00:17:00 <Agent> I know what a larrakin is :P
00:17:00 <MiaOneness> lol ok ok
00:18:00 <MiaOneness> going to go finish that smoke.. brb
00:18:00 <Agent> You prefer fun than seriousness eh
00:18:00 <Student> Serious chats, Serious Relationships, Well
00:18:00 <Student> tyt MiaOneness
00:20:00 <MiaOneness> Oh Agent, I will log onto Facebook to show yousomething
00:21:00 <MiaOneness> It made my day
00:21:00 <Agent> I happen to be browsing facebook at the moment, so I'll see it
00:22:00 <MiaOneness> Ok, i sent
00:24:00 <Agent> Looking now
00:24:00 <Agent> :)
00:25:00 <Agent> :) :) :)
00:25:00 <MiaOneness> haha
00:25:00 <MiaOneness> Cute
00:25:00 <Agent> Super cute :P
00:25:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah me thought so too
00:25:00 <Agent> Don't sigh
00:25:00 <MiaOneness> I found her instagram
00:25:00 <Agent> It's only a matter of time :P
00:25:00 <MiaOneness> She could add me, but hasnt?
00:25:00 <President_Trump> found who?
00:25:00 <MiaOneness> I want to add her, but dont want her to disappear, so I wont
00:25:00 <MiaOneness> Nevermind
00:25:00 <Agent> Is there any way she could know?
00:26:00 <MiaOneness> I sent a letter this week saying my instagram account
00:26:00 <MiaOneness> and my Facebook
00:26:00 <President_Trump> all i need is a beauty and a beat
00:26:00 <MiaOneness> I hope the letter is well received, but I think its over. I think she is having a ball. I am glad I made the right choice... someone once said
00:27:00 <MiaOneness> Love is wishing the other person ahppiness and love, even if you are not part of it
00:27:00 <MiaOneness> I kind of feel like that
00:27:00 <MiaOneness> Id only cause drama..
00:27:00 <President_Trump> she probably doesnt read it directly anyway
00:28:00 <President_Trump> monitored
00:29:00 <MiaOneness> She in Grade 5 now, so I think theyll let her read it alone
00:30:00 <MiaOneness> But youre probably right.. I dont write anything in there thats worth monitoring, but maybe
00:31:00 <MiaOneness> I need alcohol, but I got no money until next week for my bday
00:31:00 <MiaOneness> I wouldnt mind some Stella Artois for my pot
00:31:00 <MiaOneness> LOL which ive done crunces to keep at bay
00:31:00 <MiaOneness> coffee it is this week
00:32:00 <President_Trump> make a cup or tar
00:32:00 <President_Trump> of
00:32:00 <MiaOneness> Erw
00:32:00 <MiaOneness> Tea or tar?
00:32:00 <MiaOneness> I dont like tea
00:32:00 <President_Trump> tar
00:32:00 <MiaOneness> Thanks President_Trump
00:32:00 <President_Trump> like half coffee
00:32:00 <President_Trump> some football coach used to do it
00:33:00 <MiaOneness> Isnt tar what you put on the roads?
00:33:00 <amelia> ta ta ti ti ta
00:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Boring
00:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Goodnight meee leeee yahhhhh
00:34:00 <President_Trump> For the coach, it started with a cup of ''tar'' - roughly half a cup of coffee granules mixed into a small amount of boiling water - one day before a match, and progressed from there.
00:35:00 <amelia> u off to bed again?! I thought u jus woked
00:35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I did but feels nice
00:35:00 <amelia> awww ni nis
00:35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cbf with that lame ass trump arouns
00:35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ni nis xx
00:36:00 <^pHANTOM^> later tozza
00:36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bye
00:36:00 <MiaOneness> bye tozza[Mobile]
00:36:00 <President_Trump> lols what a sook
00:37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> See ya mia
00:38:00 <MiaOneness> Did you see my necklace in that picture Agent?
00:38:00 <MiaOneness> I found it yesterday and put it on
00:38:00 <MiaOneness> Its nice, not quite a shark tooth
00:38:00 <MiaOneness> But shaped like one.. its heavy
00:38:00 <MiaOneness> Cant be ivory
00:38:00 <MiaOneness> I dont know what it is
00:38:00 <Agent> I sort of see it. The lace itself is clear but the charm is off the bottom of the image
00:38:00 <MiaOneness> Oh ill take a picture when I take it off
00:39:00 <MiaOneness> Im not sure what it is.. but i like it. It use to be my brothers
00:39:00 <MiaOneness> But i miss earrings and necklaces, so just claimed it
00:39:00 <Agent> Finders Keepers!
00:39:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah not in this house... they go hysterical
00:39:00 <MiaOneness> But i think this is old, so no problem
00:39:00 <Agent> How can anybody in that house even know when they've lost something :)
00:40:00 <MiaOneness> LOL believe it or not, everyone knows when theyve lost soething
00:40:00 <MiaOneness> sometimes clean laundry gets put in my pile
00:40:00 <MiaOneness> and they go ape shit
00:40:00 <MiaOneness> Lose clothes all the time in here, and find it 3 months later
00:40:00 <Agent> Sifting through all the stuff looking for it, you find six other things you didn't realise you'd lost
00:40:00 <MiaOneness> Yes yes
00:40:00 <MiaOneness> I like simple though
00:40:00 <MiaOneness> It makes me feel less clean when the house is a mess
00:41:00 <Agent> Yeh
00:41:00 <MiaOneness> I like ... nothing, bare.. jusst bare essentials
00:41:00 <MiaOneness> But my mothers logic is
00:41:00 <MiaOneness> What do I work for? Just to work
00:41:00 <MiaOneness> I buy to make work worth it
00:41:00 <MiaOneness> Which is fair enough
00:41:00 <MiaOneness> Her motivation
00:42:00 <beagle> 19 billion to schools in next decade!
00:42:00 <President_Trump> fuck that
00:43:00 <MiaOneness> Excellent
00:43:00 <beagle> Good cause 9000 of them were underrun
00:43:00 <beagle> Mine was
00:43:00 <beagle> Years ago
00:43:00 <President_Trump> yeah whos paying for it? anyone with a few $$s
00:43:00 <beagle> Slowly upgrading it
00:43:00 <beagle> Government
00:43:00 <MiaOneness> Schools are important. So as much money can go in, its worth it
00:43:00 <MiaOneness> Ebooks for the readers
00:43:00 <President_Trump> australia is a socialist country
00:43:00 <MiaOneness> And each a computer
00:44:00 <beagle> Union of australia socialists
00:44:00 <President_Trump> u can learn whatever u need to learn off youtube
00:45:00 <beagle> Pfft i prefer words n pictures
00:45:00 <beagle> Youtube for music
00:47:00 <beagle> Windows 10 updates take ages
00:47:00 <President_Trump> a lot of spyware to install
00:47:00 <beagle> Thwt
00:47:00 <beagle> No drivers etc
00:53:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hello
00:53:00 <President_Trump> where is darling Tim-Sim?
00:54:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:54:00 <President_Trump> that is amazing
00:54:00 <Tim-Sim> what is?
00:54:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hi Tim-Sim
00:54:00 <President_Trump> i cant tell u
00:54:00 <Tim-Sim> hi Spanish[Mobile]
00:54:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hello MiaOneness
00:55:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What's going on Tim-Sim
00:55:00 <Tim-Sim> jack shit
00:55:00 <Tim-Sim> just got home
00:55:00 <Tim-Sim> worked back a bit
00:55:00 <beagle> This time of night
00:55:00 <beagle> Servo ?
00:55:00 <President_Trump> he was working overtime on jen
00:56:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh ok
00:56:00 <President_Trump> stopped by cheong park on the way home if ya know what i mean
00:57:00 <beagle> Oh fuck hurry up on the updates using the phone is shit
00:57:00 <President_Trump> probably stuck
00:57:00 <MiaOneness> i havent used a smart phone ever
00:57:00 <MiaOneness> I got bought one, and gave it back
00:58:00 <MiaOneness> all jibberish to me
00:58:00 <MiaOneness> Im happy with my ol monotone NOKIA 5330 or whatever it is
00:58:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh I see MiaOneness
00:58:00 <MiaOneness> my mum gave me a iphone i was like nah, this aint happening
00:58:00 <MiaOneness> heres your phone
00:58:00 <MiaOneness> My mums more tech savvy than me
00:58:00 <MiaOneness> I dont like mobiles
00:58:00 <President_Trump> she gave u an iphone to spy on u
00:58:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> That's funny MiaOneness
00:59:00 <MiaOneness> HAHAH, yes, she does those things
00:59:00 <MiaOneness> But I gave it back
00:59:00 <MiaOneness> She puts spyware technology on it, and gets notified when Im up to shit
00:59:00 <President_Trump> i still need to call her sometime
00:59:00 <MiaOneness> She really is a protective wog
00:59:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What g network u on that phone
00:59:00 <MiaOneness> Ill never age in her eyes
00:59:00 <MiaOneness> eh?
01:00:00 <President_Trump> she sounds nice, she wanted u to have the schnitzel
01:00:00 <MiaOneness> LOL.. man she went haywire over the snitzel
01:00:00 <MiaOneness> then she said
01:00:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> MiaOneness: how would take selfies of yourself lol
01:00:00 <MiaOneness> it was because she didnt want to cook another one, and that she makes plenty ANDS noone eats it, the one day she made less, everyone was hungry
01:00:00 <MiaOneness> i have a tablet
01:01:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> u had other snitzel fight again lol
01:01:00 <mrwuf> https://imgur.com/gallery/87O9e
01:01:00 <President_Trump> tell her u want tomato paste, ham and cheese on it
01:01:00 <MiaOneness> No
01:01:00 <MiaOneness> just the previous one, he is bringing up
01:01:00 <MiaOneness> LOL.. parma
01:01:00 <MiaOneness> My mum doesnt serve parmas, it aint Greek
01:01:00 <MiaOneness> Wonder whats on the menu tonight
01:01:00 <MiaOneness> Hopefully not yesterday left over, though the chicken breast was delighftul
01:02:00 <MiaOneness> Chicken breast and white rice.. was nice, Dont want it again tonight though
01:02:00 <MiaOneness> She made stuffed tomato peppers the previous night, and theres still some left. That shit is the bomb
01:02:00 <MiaOneness> And I had a poached egg from mrwuf directions
01:03:00 <MiaOneness> I like when she makes Ravioli.. mmmmmmmm MMMMMMMMM
01:03:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> That's Parma
01:03:00 <MiaOneness> You know what I like, that she nevr makes
01:03:00 <MiaOneness> Chicken Kiev
01:03:00 <MiaOneness> I love Kie
01:03:00 <MiaOneness> Kiev
01:04:00 <President_Trump> i had that the other day, those premade ones at coles
01:04:00 <MiaOneness> I like garlic butter too, but they arent big on garlic and spices here
01:04:00 <MiaOneness> Ah I didnt know they sold them there
01:04:00 <President_Trump> garlic as fuck, scoffed it down
01:04:00 <MiaOneness> I use to have it at the pub
01:04:00 <Tim-Sim> garlic? I though wogs would love garlic
01:04:00 <MiaOneness> Its nice
01:04:00 <MiaOneness> Nah my mum is really into not smelling
01:04:00 <Tim-Sim> what about onions?
01:04:00 <President_Trump> her family arent wogs, they are arabs
01:04:00 <MiaOneness> She is a particular type of person.. pedantic in her own right
01:05:00 <MiaOneness> Only from the garden, spring onions.. and when theres soup, she alwats asks
01:05:00 <MiaOneness> Do you want raw onion wirth that?
01:05:00 <MiaOneness> I eat it like a fruit
01:05:00 <MiaOneness> Yes yes.. nom nom nom
01:05:00 <MiaOneness> Makes you stink though
01:05:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Kiev is good over some jasmine rice
01:05:00 <Tim-Sim> I eat sliced raw onion in my salad, about a 1/4 of an onion, thinly sliced
01:05:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> :)
01:06:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah its nice
01:06:00 <MiaOneness> In greek Salad we have that too
01:06:00 <Tim-Sim> once I made an onion smoothy
01:06:00 <MiaOneness> How was it?
01:06:00 <Tim-Sim> just onion + water, blended
01:06:00 <Tim-Sim> it was terrible
01:06:00 <President_Trump> LOL
01:06:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
01:06:00 <President_Trump> Tim-Sim is such a darling
01:06:00 <Agent> Lol fucken
01:06:00 <MiaOneness> I like Celery and Peanut Butter
01:06:00 <Agent> That's not a smoothy :)
01:06:00 <MiaOneness> I love Tim-Sim
01:07:00 <MiaOneness> Shiny head
01:07:00 <Agent> lolololol
01:07:00 <Tim-Sim> I skulled the whole lot
01:07:00 <MiaOneness> President_Trump reminds me of a wog though
01:07:00 <MiaOneness> He frowns upon me
01:07:00 <Tim-Sim> thought I was going to die
01:07:00 <MiaOneness> LOL Tim-Sim
01:07:00 <Tim-Sim> was nauseous
01:07:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah add some shit to it, next time
01:07:00 <Tim-Sim> wanted to vomit etc.
01:07:00 <Tim-Sim> wont be doing that again
01:08:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> MiaOneness: I'm good cook lol
01:08:00 <MiaOneness> I want to try sultana and carrot salad, but thats not wog food
01:08:00 <Tim-Sim> bloody onion smoothies...
01:08:00 <MiaOneness> Maybe for my bday, but I already said, Im getting a cheese platter for that
01:09:00 <President_Trump> that is an odd b'day present
01:09:00 <MiaOneness> To myself
01:09:00 <MiaOneness> I have no one to share it with. Wont be calling ex lover, hell only depress me
01:09:00 <MiaOneness> So its just me
01:09:00 <President_Trump> u can eat it on webcam for us
01:09:00 <MiaOneness> me, wine, pruchiotto, cheese, carrot sticks
01:10:00 <Tim-Sim> Wog Food https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5JS3Sb19n4
01:10:00 <MiaOneness> I dont use webcam
01:10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wog food / Hard-ons (Jul 22, 2012) Length: 2:52 - Category: Music - 1,221 views views - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:10:00 <President_Trump> video, whatever
01:10:00 <MiaOneness> cant see the video, restricted
01:10:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Whys that MiaOneness
01:10:00 <MiaOneness> Something happened to my browser, some app is on it, thats disabling swearing and inappropriate videos
01:11:00 <MiaOneness> I can only watch SOME songs
01:11:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh
01:11:00 <MiaOneness> usaully NO paradies
01:11:00 <MiaOneness> parodies
01:11:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh ok
01:11:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Is it Cyprus thing blocking it
01:12:00 <MiaOneness> Nah, just my computer
01:12:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Or your mum blocking it lol
01:12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I had to come back to share this video
01:12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://www.facebook.com/UNILADGaming/videos/1564518863571985/
01:12:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Tozza
01:13:00 <MiaOneness> Nah
01:13:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Ok
01:14:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I thought your mum might blocked it. U said she's tech wizard
01:14:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah, she wouldnt touch my browser though. Not a tech wizard, just good with phones and phone hacking
01:15:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> oh ok
01:15:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> How u know she's hacks phones
01:15:00 <MiaOneness> Its her job
01:15:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh
01:15:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What's she do for work
01:16:00 <MiaOneness> Shes a private eye detective investigator
01:16:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh
01:18:00 <Tim-Sim> MiaOneness: If you are ever missing Australian culture, just watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q954LxEzyY8
01:18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cosmic Psychos - Fuckwit City (Sep 13, 2015) Length: 3:20 - Category: People & Blogs - 179,807 views views - 1,448 likes (98.4%), 23 dislikes (1.6%)
01:19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And this
01:19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://www.facebook.com/UNILADGaming/videos/1564518863571985/
01:21:00 <MiaOneness> Cant view it Tim-Sim
01:21:00 <MiaOneness> : ( sorry
01:21:00 <MiaOneness> I miss out on heaps of funny shit with this block
01:21:00 <Tim-Sim> that's ok
01:21:00 <Tim-Sim> you weren't missing much
01:21:00 <MiaOneness> heh
01:22:00 <Tim-Sim> just an aussie bogan song with some fat bloke drinking beer
01:22:00 <MiaOneness> haha, they arent likethat in reality though
01:22:00 <MiaOneness> Who knows, maybe Ill stay in Eu, if they dont pay me soon
01:22:00 <MiaOneness> Who knows
01:24:00 <Tim-Sim> if who don't pay you?
01:25:00 <MiaOneness> I am waiting on a government subsidy, but I might not be applicable yet. I dont know. I have heard you have to be here for a certain amount of years. The guaranteed minimum income. A new scheme
01:25:00 <MiaOneness> I plan to buy the ticket with that money, despite being given money in the past to leave, but timing wasnt right. Had no extra cash
01:26:00 <MiaOneness> Plus, I want to fix my hair and eyelashes before i leave
01:26:00 <President_Trump> u dont need cash, Agent will pay for everything
01:26:00 <MiaOneness> so thats another amount I need savings for
01:26:00 <MiaOneness> Heh! tHATS last weeks joke
01:26:00 <Agent> Eh?
01:26:00 <Agent> What am I paying for?
01:26:00 <MiaOneness> Everything apparently Agent
01:26:00 <Agent> Oh right
01:27:00 <Agent> Naturally
01:27:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
01:27:00 <President_Trump> MiaOneness's flight, to live with u, feed her, clothe her
01:27:00 <Agent> Lolol
01:27:00 <MiaOneness> I dont do Sydney
01:27:00 <Agent> She's not even coming here
01:27:00 <President_Trump> isnt he in qld?
01:27:00 <MiaOneness> Its the only place I didnt like in Australia.. Trust eh?
01:27:00 <Agent> I'm in Sydney
01:27:00 <Agent> I can't recommend coming to Sydney. It's far too expensive.
01:27:00 <MiaOneness> When he goes to QLD, Ill pass by to visit Malanda and Milla Milla Falls
01:27:00 <President_Trump> yeah stay out of sydney, u will feel like u are in syria
01:27:00 <MiaOneness> Nice area
01:28:00 <MiaOneness> Really President_Trump
01:28:00 <Agent> I'll be out of here when the housing bubble bursts
01:28:00 <President_Trump> just stay in melbourne so u feel like u are in sudan
01:28:00 <Agent> Or right before
01:28:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
01:28:00 <MiaOneness> Haha, that made me chuckle out loud
01:28:00 <Agent> I gotta sell this place for maximum value, then I'm fucking off. Probably to QLD.
01:28:00 <MiaOneness> Youre an idiot President_Trump
01:28:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah good choicde Agent
01:29:00 <President_Trump> u gotta sell ur place to pay for mia's lifestyle
01:29:00 <MiaOneness> QLD is nice
01:29:00 <Agent> Mia doesn't have a lifestyle :P
01:29:00 <MiaOneness> I live on simple means
01:29:00 <MiaOneness> I dont ask for anything
01:29:00 <President_Trump> she will when she gets her hands on your hard earned
01:29:00 <MiaOneness> Nothing impresses me
01:29:00 <Agent> Lol
01:29:00 <Agent> I'm too smart to give my hard earned to a woman
01:29:00 <President_Trump> if u dont she will leave u tho
01:29:00 <Agent> You can change one word in that sentence though, and things are different
01:29:00 <President_Trump> and she has changed your life
01:29:00 <Agent> Lol Trump
01:29:00 <MiaOneness> I wouldnt want anything but a cap from Target
01:29:00 <Agent> She's not mine to lose :P
01:30:00 <MiaOneness> Yes I am, dammit
01:30:00 <Agent> LOL
01:30:00 <MiaOneness> Fight for me, fight for us Agent
01:30:00 <MiaOneness> LOLOL
01:30:00 <Agent> ALRIGHT MY LOVE
01:30:00 <MiaOneness> Truth be told, me and mirc'ers dont mix
01:30:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What about kmart MiaOneness
01:30:00 <MiaOneness> Only as friends
01:30:00 <President_Trump> or else shes going hang gliding with Tim-Sim
01:30:00 <Agent> Lol Trump
01:30:00 <MiaOneness> I havent seen the styles in KMArt, but sure
01:30:00 <Agent> I hope she has lots of fun :)
01:30:00 <MiaOneness> I just want a hat lol
01:31:00 <Agent> You have a hat, you're wearing one in that photo :)
01:31:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
01:31:00 <MiaOneness> Yes but its old
01:31:00 <President_Trump> Tim-Sim has a make america great again hat u can wear
01:31:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Kmart change bit since u left oz
01:31:00 <MiaOneness> and I have a red one, but its red
01:31:00 <MiaOneness> I need one thats different
01:31:00 <Agent> That'st he problem with red hats
01:31:00 <Agent> They're alwyas fucking red
01:31:00 <MiaOneness> LOLOL
01:31:00 <MiaOneness> Doofus idiot
01:31:00 <Tim-Sim> I left my beanie in the car... didn't think I would need it, in bed
01:31:00 <Agent> lol
01:31:00 <MiaOneness> Man
01:31:00 <Agent> Tim, is it Red?
01:31:00 <beagle> im wearing my beanie and probably will for another 7 months
01:31:00 <Tim-Sim> no
01:32:00 <MiaOneness> I love hats
01:32:00 <Agent> That's great, Mia will wear it
01:32:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Depends if u get cold Tim-Sim
01:32:00 <MiaOneness> I think its gives people and edge
01:32:00 <Tim-Sim> it is very dark grey almost black
01:32:00 <Agent> There are better ways to warm up when you're cold
01:32:00 <MiaOneness> I like artistic hats though
01:32:00 <Agent> We gotta get Mia a fedora
01:32:00 <MiaOneness> Not so much beanies unless the guy can pull it off
01:32:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah ill wear one of those
01:32:00 <Agent> Haha
01:32:00 <Tim-Sim> beanies are warmer
01:33:00 <President_Trump> i dont like beanies makes ya head feel weird
01:33:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> When melbourne gets really cold in winter
01:33:00 <Tim-Sim> I love them
01:33:00 <MiaOneness> You have to give them some time President_Trump
01:33:00 <MiaOneness> I lvoe them too
01:33:00 <Tim-Sim> love beanies when it is cold
01:33:00 <President_Trump> oh right give them time, didnt think of that
01:33:00 <MiaOneness> LOL President_Trump
01:33:00 <beagle> well its not cold its 5c ... freezing
01:33:00 <Tim-Sim> might get one with a pom pom on it
01:33:00 <^Roshanda^> nothing wrong with beanies
01:33:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Tim-Sim: what afl team u fellow
01:33:00 <MiaOneness> Do you have to drill into me, with eveyythiong i say
01:34:00 <Tim-Sim> Bombers
01:34:00 <MiaOneness> fellow SHIP
01:34:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Ok
01:34:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> at least not the pies lol
01:34:00 <MiaOneness> Theta, Kappa, Gamma
01:34:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
01:34:00 <President_Trump> the druggos
01:34:00 <MiaOneness> I saw my dad the first time in years with a beanie on
01:34:00 <MiaOneness> he looked at me like I was on drugs
01:34:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh
01:35:00 <MiaOneness> Women should not wear hats in Cyprus
01:35:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
01:35:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Whys that MiaOneness
01:35:00 <MiaOneness> Its a cool beanie, my mum calls it 60s
01:35:00 <MiaOneness> but i think I look cool in one
01:35:00 <MiaOneness> its a black one that crouches towards the bACK
01:35:00 <Tim-Sim> what about muslims? do they wear hats in Cyprus?
01:35:00 <MiaOneness> becaise my family dont wear hats
01:35:00 <MiaOneness> Thats on the other side, just the vei
01:35:00 <MiaOneness> veil
01:35:00 <MiaOneness> Hats arent that popular here
01:35:00 <MiaOneness> But I love love
01:36:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh
01:36:00 <Tim-Sim> they keep the sun off your head in summer and keep your head warm in winter, omg, what is there NOT to love about hats???
01:36:00 <MiaOneness> The bricklayers wear hats for work
01:36:00 <MiaOneness> But they are considered not cool, and Western
01:36:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> In the summer so u don't get sunburnt
01:37:00 <Tim-Sim> interesting, bricklayers here lay bricks for work
01:37:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> That's true Tim-Sim
01:37:00 <Agent> Lol faggot
01:38:00 <Tim-Sim> hat
01:38:00 <Tim-Sim> wearers
01:38:00 <^Roshanda^> lol
01:38:00 <Tim-Sim> wonders
01:38:00 <MiaO> lol
01:39:00 <^Roshanda^> lol
01:39:00 <MiaO> they are in contruction no doubt
01:39:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Lol
01:39:00 <^Roshanda^> contruction of the hat layers
01:39:00 <Tim-Sim> MiaO: why did you change your name?
01:39:00 <MiaO> I got booted
01:39:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh
01:40:00 <Tim-Sim> your name now comes up in blue now, instead of purple
01:40:00 <MiaO> Yeah i could kill Miaoneness, but ill wait for it to depart
01:40:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hehe
01:41:00 <Tim-Sim> is this really MiaOneness or is it her mother?
01:41:00 <MiaO> dont you start President_Trump
01:41:00 <Tim-Sim> on the tablet in the other room
01:41:00 <MiaO> Hahaha
01:41:00 <MiaO> My mums cooking now
01:41:00 <MiaO> My brothers have come from work
01:41:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Ok
01:41:00 <MiaO> Im seated same place I have been all afternoon
01:41:00 <President_Trump> take some pics of the slop she is cooking up
01:41:00 <MiaO> I must be annoying
01:41:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What's for food tnite MiaO
01:42:00 <MiaO> im only on 5%
01:42:00 <MiaO> let me cahrge battery and ill take photo
01:42:00 <Tim-Sim> what kind of work do your bros do?
01:42:00 <MiaO> The eldest one works at a golf course, because his a golf pro
01:42:00 <MiaO> and the other works at some construction site for temp work
01:42:00 <MiaO> the younger one is only 20
01:42:00 <Tim-Sim> cool
01:42:00 <MiaO> so its going to expire soon
01:43:00 <MiaO> my sister is involved in shipping and maritine
01:43:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Ok cool
01:43:00 <MiaO> my stepdad works at the golf corse too
01:43:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Cool
01:44:00 <MiaO> my dad lays carpet in Cyprus, but now a handy man. he about to retire soon
01:44:00 <President_Trump> hes not very good at golf coz he steals money
01:44:00 <MiaO> lol.. he often robs me
01:44:00 <Tim-Sim> "involved"... pretty ambiguous
01:44:00 <MiaO> but thats fine
01:44:00 <Tim-Sim> my spelling is getting bad, I had to look up how to spell ambiguous
01:44:00 <MiaO> "involved" as in thats her field of expertise.. something with tanking
01:44:00 <President_Trump> imagine how lazy u could be working at a golf course in cyprus
01:44:00 <MiaO> ambiguous
01:45:00 <MiaO> they asked me tog et work there
01:45:00 <MiaO> but they wanted graphic design
01:45:00 <MiaO> i said i dont know how to do that sorry
01:45:00 <MiaO> i rather work at the vineyards in summer
01:45:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Ok
01:45:00 <Tim-Sim> picking graps?
01:45:00 <President_Trump> do any turks work in the south or is it frowned upon?
01:45:00 <MiaO> Im not pressed too hard to work at the moment anyway
01:45:00 <MiaO> yes Tim-Sim
01:45:00 <MiaO> no
01:45:00 <MiaO> grapes yes
01:45:00 <Tim-Sim> grapes
01:45:00 <MiaO> but packaging them
01:46:00 <MiaO> theres an offer at the halloumi factory that my brother declined, but doubt he will put a word in for me
01:46:00 <Tim-Sim> ring them up
01:46:00 <MiaO> there was work at a casino but my brother said im not going to recommed tyou in case you go crazy again
01:46:00 <MiaO> too soon, they say
01:46:00 <MiaO> im meant to be recovering
01:46:00 <President_Trump> ring them up and ask if they want to hire a crazy woman
01:47:00 <MiaO> hahah
01:47:00 <MiaO> im not that type of crazy
01:47:00 <Tim-Sim> have you tried the local cattery?
01:47:00 <Agent> You didn't go crazy the first time
01:47:00 <Tim-Sim> yes she did
01:47:00 <MiaO> yeah I know.. but i need time out.. and im getting it in Cyprus.. no one bugs me to work.. they know i use to when i was fine
01:47:00 <Tim-Sim> she went bonkers
01:47:00 <MiaO> so they leave it at that
01:48:00 <Agent> Oh she's still bonkers
01:48:00 <Agent> But not crazy :P
01:48:00 <MiaO> lol exactly Agent
01:48:00 <MiaO> I was always nutty
01:48:00 <Agent> Lolol
01:48:00 <MiaO> but im not actually clincially insane
01:48:00 <MiaO> I can function you know..
01:48:00 <Tim-Sim> thought Joaquin Phoenix was going to come to the rescue
01:48:00 <Agent> There's nothing wrong with your mind
01:48:00 <MiaO> Yeah thats when I had a psychotic episode, shoot me for it
01:48:00 <Agent> Just your emotions
01:49:00 <Tim-Sim> I had to look up how to spell Joaquin Phoenix
01:49:00 <Tim-Sim> :(
01:49:00 <MiaO> ah hes a star
01:49:00 <Tim-Sim> I am a failure
01:49:00 <MiaO> I love him
01:49:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Wasn't he name was leaf
01:49:00 <MiaO> Yeah
01:50:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Cool
01:50:00 <MiaO> I want to visit Phoenix too
01:50:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Ok
01:51:00 <MiaO> He's hawt!
01:51:00 <MiaO> Like that quirky look
01:51:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Ok
01:51:00 <MiaO> He went a bit nuts himself
01:51:00 <MiaO> Went on the letterman show
01:52:00 <MiaO> And was like a bum
01:52:00 <MiaO> LOL
01:52:00 <MiaO> was hysterical
01:52:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> He's was good in gladiator
01:52:00 <MiaO> Had to apologise for it
01:52:00 <MiaO> I havent seen it.. All i seen was Walk the Line
01:52:00 <MiaO> I dont watch too many films
01:52:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh
01:52:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What about parent hood
01:52:00 <MiaO> I love the way he pulls in his gf on Walk The Line to kiss her
01:52:00 <MiaO> ahhhhhhhhhh best kiss ever
01:53:00 <MiaO> so romantic, especially with the cleft lip scar
01:53:00 <MiaO> mmm MMM
01:53:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh ok
01:53:00 <MiaO> going for a smoke
01:53:00 <MiaO> brb
01:53:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Cool
01:54:00 <Tim-Sim> I was just reading about his lip
01:54:00 <Tim-Sim> he said that it is not from a cleft lip operation
01:54:00 <Tim-Sim> he said he was born with it like that, like a birth markm
01:55:00 <MiaO> Whatever it is, its nice
01:55:00 <MiaO> I like it
01:55:00 <MiaO> I like features that are uncommon
01:55:00 <MiaO> I thought it was a cleft lip
01:55:00 <MiaO> Apologies
01:55:00 <MiaO> I didnt read it, just assumed
01:56:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> :)
01:57:00 <Phoenix> The woman that played with him in Walk The Line is alright as well. I like redheads
01:59:00 <Phoenix> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xyp63MaSBs
01:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues Lyrics (Feb 17, 2012) Length: 2:48 - Category: Music - 3,488,108 views views - 13,546 likes (96.3%), dislikes (3.7%)
01:59:00 <^Roshanda^> you mean reese witherspoon
01:59:00 <Phoenix> Yeah, sorry, not good with celebs
01:59:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> She might had wig on
01:59:00 <Phoenix> Still looked good
02:00:00 <President_Trump> ^Roshanda^ what did u think of that aussie drug mule in Colombia?
02:01:00 <^Roshanda^> not much
02:01:00 <President_Trump> did u plead guilty like she is going to?
02:01:00 <^Roshanda^> what? um am i suppsoed to care
02:01:00 <^Roshanda^> um i never actually got caught with the drugs (pot) on me
02:01:00 <^Roshanda^> so its a very diff situation
02:01:00 <^Roshanda^> you should get ya facts right
02:02:00 <President_Trump> u deserve jail time
02:02:00 <^Roshanda^> i did jail time
02:02:00 <^Roshanda^> 6 fucken years ago
02:02:00 <^Roshanda^> now leave it alone
02:02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cmon lets talk about light subjects
02:03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Does it always need to be so personal
02:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats what im saying
02:04:00 <Phoenix> dinner is ready brb
02:06:00 <Tim-Sim> eventually the universe and everything in it will die
02:06:00 <Tim-Sim> hi tozza[Mobile]
02:06:00 <Tim-Sim> hows things?
02:11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not bad
02:11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just in and out of sleep
02:11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Been great not working
02:12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wish i could do it for 6 months lol
02:13:00 <carlOz> did you get the sack tozza
02:13:00 <carlOz> :P
02:13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aye?
02:13:00 <carlOz> you not working atm?
02:14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i took the week off on annual leave as my grandmother has come over from england
02:14:00 <carlOz> oh nice
02:14:00 <carlOz> does he like fishing
02:15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He?
02:16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Are you dizzy
02:16:00 <carlOz> she*
02:16:00 <carlOz> sorry my bad bro
02:16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont think she has gone very much if at all before
02:16:00 <carlOz> how long is she in the country?
02:16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But weather is shit so wont be taking the boat out
02:19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Only a month
02:21:00 <carlOz> lots to do in a month
02:21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
02:21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How r u?
02:22:00 <carlOz> good man
02:22:00 <carlOz> mrs and son gone overseas
02:22:00 <carlOz> u?
02:23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just enjoying no work
02:23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I been told tonight there is shit loads in my area aswell so im happy about that haha
02:24:00 <carlOz> shit loads of work?
02:24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh haha
02:24:00 <carlOz> hahahha
02:24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I hate overloads
02:24:00 <carlOz> fuck emmm
02:24:00 <carlOz> annual leave
02:24:00 <carlOz> kick the fuck back
02:24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So good riddance let other cunts handle it
02:24:00 <carlOz> haha yeah
02:24:00 <carlOz> they'll be right
02:25:00 <carlOz> ill be joining u soon
02:25:00 <MiaOneness> why is president trump banned?
02:25:00 <carlOz> 2 weeks annual leave
02:25:00 <carlOz> hello mia
02:25:00 <MiaOneness> hey carlOz
02:26:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Welcome back
02:39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh awesome carl
02:42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Searching the bcf website is dangerous to me
02:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> AFTERPAY
02:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lol
02:44:00 <MiaOneness> https://smittenkitchen.com/2015/02/spaghetti-pangrattato-with-fried-eggs/ yum
02:45:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.instagram.com/p/BTowsVrlKoc/?taken-by=m.oneness my food tonight
02:46:00 <MiaOneness> sheftalies, feta and Greek salad
02:46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Seems alot of effort
02:46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wow not alot on that plat
02:46:00 <Tim-Sim> what are the burnt things?
02:47:00 <MiaOneness> sheftalies
02:48:00 <MiaOneness> Sheftalia is a traditional Cypriot food. It is a type of crépinette, a sausage without skin, that uses caul fat, or omentum, the membrane that surrounds the stomach of pig or lamb, to wrap the ingredients rather than sausage casing
02:49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tim basically a chevap
02:50:00 <MiaOneness> ah yes chevaps.. i forgot those
02:50:00 <MiaOneness> but a bit different in taste
02:52:00 <MiaOneness> i dont eat much tozza, thats my nightly serving. the sheftalies are filling thouhg
02:53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> If i only had that for dinner id cry
02:53:00 <MiaOneness> LOL tozza
02:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/7XockQ3.jpg
02:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im watching port phillip bay fishing and cooking
02:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats scallops he went diving for
02:55:00 <MiaOneness> ah nice
03:00:00 <Tim-Sim> it looks tasty, whatever it is
03:05:00 <Tim-Sim> really scraping the bottom of the barrel here
03:05:00 <Tim-Sim> trying to think of something to type
03:11:00 <DVSoNE_> time to go out hunting for me prey
17:47:00 <mrwuf> http://www.theage.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/george-christensen-reveals-drastic-weight-loss-surgery-i-have-not-been-the-picture-of-good-health-20170502-gvxpuw.html
17:48:00 <DVSoNE_> mrwuf, where is the mole?
17:48:00 <mrwuf> dude can't even control how much food he puts in his mouth hole
17:50:00 <mrwuf> yet has ministerial responsibilities
17:50:00 <DVSoNE_> mrwuf should be nexx PM
17:50:00 <TheRon> i wanna stop those boats coming from new zealand
17:51:00 <DVSoNE_> are you the mole TheRon
17:51:00 <TheRon> nobody talks about but they come
17:51:00 <DVSoNE_> well you sold off the docks
17:52:00 <DVSoNE_> and now you complain
17:53:00 <mrwuf> did you see the changes to higher education? its very likely they will stop coming here to obtain skills
17:53:00 <TheRon> why don't we offshore process new zealanders?
17:53:00 <mrwuf> NZ called latest changes 'an act of bastardy'
17:54:00 <mrwuf> https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/may/02/new-zealanders-call-australias-university-fee-hike-an-act-of-bastardry
17:54:00 <DVSoNE_> I'd be more worries about the illegals from south america
17:54:00 <TheRon> columbians??
17:55:00 <TheRon> i think we have a drug dealer exchange thing going with them at the moment
17:56:00 <DVSoNE_> we certainly do.
17:56:00 <DVSoNE_> i think we should start to take the war on drugs a little more literally here
17:56:00 <DVSoNE_> the do gooders wreck everything
17:57:00 <TheRon> those drug traffickers have to feed their families too
17:57:00 <DVSoNE_> they deserve to die TheRon
17:58:00 <TheRon> they're just trying to make a living
17:58:00 <DVSoNE_> work...
17:58:00 <DVSoNE_> perhaps
17:58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
17:58:00 <TheRon> they kind of are
17:58:00 <DVSoNE_> deal in death, expect death to come to you.
17:58:00 <DVSoNE_> no they aren't
17:58:00 <DVSoNE_> hi [[[[[pong]]]]]
17:58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hii
17:59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> qho want to boogie
17:59:00 <TheRon> who's worse, phillip morris or a drug cartel?
17:59:00 <DVSoNE_> lols
17:59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dealers and manufacturers of drugs deserve the death and anguish they sell on to others
17:59:00 <DVSoNE_> TheRon, excuses. justifications.
17:59:00 <DVSoNE_> you can justify anything if you want to.
18:00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii GoldSpade
18:00:00 <DVSoNE_> lol
18:00:00 <DVSoNE_> aka lolly1
18:00:00 <mrwuf> those people that surcumb to addiction are probably only going to find some other pleasurable way to destroy themselves
18:01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Meeee leeeee yahhhh
18:01:00 <Nice1> fukwit hour is it
18:01:00 <mrwuf> maybe legalise everything and let nature sort it out
18:01:00 <TheRon> by the way that chick that got caught in columbia is guilty as fuck
18:01:00 <amelia> tootoobooboooooooooooooooo
18:01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How are youuuuu
18:01:00 <DVSoNE_> maybe like, have anarchy too
18:01:00 <amelia> super duper, been such a good day
18:01:00 <DVSoNE_> jungle law hey?
18:01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> she has big boobs
18:01:00 <amelia> how be u
18:02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tired
18:02:00 <amelia> y u tired for
18:02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> took a murelex to chill myself
18:02:00 <TheRon> big tits, off you go you little scallywag, and clear that big pile of icing sugar
18:02:00 <amelia> wots a murelex?
18:02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oxazepam
18:02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> anxiety tablets
18:02:00 <amelia> wots a oxazepam
18:02:00 <amelia> ohhh okays
18:03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> cause he sucks ass
18:03:00 <amelia> cos hes a desperate faggot
18:03:00 <Arbition> Well I've played my first card, I've taken leave for the rest of this week, and I said to my boss "to consider my position"
18:03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> bad
18:03:00 <amelia> he makes me cringe with how despo he is
18:03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
18:03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Agreeeee
18:03:00 <Arbition> Either he'll pay me quick smart, or middle next week I'm quitting
18:03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> enuff
18:03:00 <TheRon> does he just come up to you and drop his pants?
18:03:00 <amelia> and he lies
18:03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who u hate worse agent or pong?