// #melbourne — 2013-10-13
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00:00:00 <Subcult> sorry i dont see downgrade someone else morals and self worth is fun
00:01:00 <Subcult> i left out puncuation in last sentence
00:01:00 <knives> it sure is
00:01:00 <knives> oh, hang on
00:02:00 <knives> i'm thinking of Maurice's book: 101 back coming techniques
00:02:00 <knives> both are good reads
00:02:00 <Maurice> Jeepers
00:02:00 <knives> creepers
00:02:00 <Maurice> Thats in the Erotica section
00:02:00 <Subcult> would say something really bad
00:02:00 <Maurice> Where did you get those peepers
00:02:00 <Subcult> about the book
00:02:00 <Maurice> 'Bought them online'
00:02:00 <Subcult> being a pad
00:02:00 <knives> in a jar
00:02:00 <Subcult> and yeah
00:02:00 <knives> the jar was free
00:03:00 <knives> the book being a pad?
00:03:00 <Subcult> is that book printed on dunny roll for the cum backs
00:03:00 <knives> what?
00:03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> its a cock B===D
00:03:00 <Maurice> My cat is making yipping noises while trying to ninja a fly
00:04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> black cock down
00:04:00 <knives> your cat makes tiny dog noises?
00:04:00 <Maurice> YES!
00:04:00 <Mew> LOL i love it when they talk fly
00:04:00 <knives> RECORD THIS NOW
00:04:00 <Maurice> Thats exactly what it sounds like
00:04:00 <Mew> its the weirdest noise
00:04:00 <Maurice> And his lips are all quivery
00:04:00 <knives> you mean the bleating noise?
00:04:00 <Maurice> No he's yip yapping
00:04:00 <knives> well then..
00:04:00 <knives> do it
00:05:00 <knives> i wanna see and hear this
00:05:00 <Mew> its like a clicky sound
00:05:00 <Maurice> He just fell off the Friends boxset in an epic move
00:05:00 <Maurice> He missed the fly..
00:05:00 <knives> in my eyes and ears
00:05:00 <Mew> but with cat breaths inbetween
00:05:00 <Mew> and weird facial movements
00:05:00 <Maurice> Lol hes stopped now, I'll record if he does it again
00:05:00 <knives> you suck
00:05:00 <Maurice> Well falling off a boxset thats on a bench usually stops the killing
00:05:00 <knives> you had time
00:06:00 <Maurice> I didn't, I couldn't get up that fast, i'm old and stuff
00:06:00 <Subcult> my cat makes nice sounds like braaallll
00:06:00 <Maurice> Plus hip replacement etc
00:06:00 <knives> i'm almost as old as you and i could've done it
00:06:00 <Maurice> THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU
00:06:00 <Maurice> I KNOW YOU'RE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
00:06:00 <knives> i was too busy jerking off outsi.. ok touche
00:07:00 <Maurice> (btw, the key is under the mat)
00:07:00 <knives> soon i'll be under you
00:07:00 <Maurice> Save a horse, ride a cowboy
00:07:00 <Maurice> I have spurs and a whip, I hope you remembered your stetson
00:08:00 <knives> yippee ki-yay mother fucker
00:08:00 <Maurice> And arseless chaps
00:08:00 <knives> stetsons are cool
00:08:00 <knives> kudos to anyone who gets that reference
00:08:00 <knifebunny> Maurice is cool, i actually love her
00:08:00 <Maurice> <3
00:08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> you ever sucked a guys dick?
00:08:00 <Maurice> Is it Dr Who
00:08:00 <knives> it is!
00:09:00 <Maurice> Please send me my kudos asap
00:09:00 <knives> one package of kudos coming straight up
00:09:00 <Maurice> I'll wait until it arrives before telling you i've never seen Dr Who
00:09:00 <Maurice> Oh crap
00:09:00 <knives> ruh roh
00:10:00 <knives> you dun gawn and bunged it
00:16:00 <Kynetic> Maurice is a secret dr who fan
00:16:00 <Maurice> Shhhh
00:16:00 <Kynetic> she doesnt want anyone to know about her tardis collection
00:16:00 <Maurice> Don't tell all of my secrets
00:16:00 <Subcult> old dr who was good
00:17:00 <Mew> i only liked dr who when d-ten was in it
00:17:00 <Mew> without him i cannot enjoy
00:18:00 <Subcult> there making another season red dwarf maybe
00:18:00 <Subcult> i feel like lister being my own dad and all
00:18:00 <Subcult> lol
00:18:00 <Subcult> thats shows funny
00:19:00 <knives> 10th doc Mew?
00:19:00 <knives> don't be a cliche
00:20:00 <Mew> i cant help it
00:20:00 <Mew> (
00:20:00 <Mew> :(*
00:20:00 <knives> sure you can
00:21:00 <Subcult> david tennant
00:21:00 <Mew> matt smith has a humongous face and tiny facial features that dont match
00:21:00 <Mew> i cant handle watching him
00:21:00 <Subcult> Mew likes david tennant
00:21:00 <Mew> yes Subcult welcome to 5 minutes ago
00:21:00 <Mew> glad u could join us
00:22:00 <knives> tennant has weird features too
00:24:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s403x403/1385552_647428625277581_1314735532_n.png
00:24:00 <Maurice> Reminds me of the movies the other day
00:24:00 <Subcult> billy piper was only reason i watch some episodes of new dr who
00:25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 4,4........
00:32:00 <Subcult> arrow s02e1 is out
00:33:00 <Subcult> only saw 2 episode of 1st
00:39:00 <Subcult> how much is tbs of external officeworks site is down
00:40:00 <Subcult> hi Saemon
00:40:00 <Saemon> hello there
00:41:00 <faux> rofl
00:41:00 <faux> roflllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:41:00 <Maurice> LOL
00:41:00 <faux> that was amazing
00:42:00 <Maurice> And knifebunny missed it
00:42:00 <knifebunnyy> yO! knifebunny you fagt
00:42:00 <Maurice> Oh, wrong bunny
00:42:00 <Serenity> Sif abuse me when im having spa sex
00:42:00 <knifebunnyy> knife ya cunt
00:42:00 <knifebunnyy> YO! knifebunny ur getting a bit lippy now days cunt http://s7.postimg.org/jjubkhd6z/knifebunny.jpg <<<<<<<< Nic Pearson 22 Brassey Street, Ascot QLD 4007 0434024380 [email protected]
00:43:00 <knifebunny> lol
00:43:00 <faux> .
00:43:00 <Serenity> Im off again bai
00:43:00 <Maurice> Horny bitch
00:43:00 <knifebunnyy> YO! knifebunny ur getting a bit lippy now days cunt http://s7.postimg.org/jjubkhd6z/knifebunny.jpg <<<<<<<< Nic Pearson 22 Brassey Street, Ascot QLD 4007 0434024380 [email protected]
00:44:00 <knifebunny> stop pastomg shit, im trying to tune faux, this is terrible
00:44:00 <faux> LOLLLLLL
00:45:00 <ShadowLurker> does she play a sweet tune
00:46:00 <Mew> tune the g string
00:46:00 <Mew> bow chikka wow wow
00:46:00 <Maurice> Don't you hate it when guys try to 'tune' your nipples
00:46:00 <Maurice> Its like hang on a second, thats not feeling nice
00:47:00 <Mew> hahah
00:47:00 <Mew> "are you looking for triple j?"
00:47:00 <faux> tell cam hes doin it wrong
00:47:00 <`Dragon> wow i cant believe mIRC is still around :)
00:47:00 <faux> .
00:48:00 <Maurice> Oh ffs
00:48:00 <faux> lol
00:48:00 <Maurice> LOL I didn't mean him
00:48:00 <Maurice> Or did I
00:48:00 <Maurice> Its been so long I've forgotten
00:48:00 <Maurice> LOL Mew
00:48:00 <Maurice> 'Stop it now, you've hit the golden oldies station'
00:48:00 <`Dragon> lmao
00:48:00 <`Dragon> lol
00:49:00 <`Dragon> nothing has changed
00:49:00 <Mew> "NOVA? Get the fuck out of this room immediately. Do not pass kitchen do not collect sex."
00:49:00 <`Dragon> pshhh
00:51:00 <`Dragon> wonder if EFnet is still up lol
01:01:00 <dynamo> Serenity, That's a bit rude dont you think.. No reason whatsoever... well apart from the fact you don't like it when he said you're eating food... is that a reason to ban someone or are you just being stupid?
01:02:00 <screwss> you are the most 2 faced bitch ive ever ever known Serenity - you and my ex would get along like a house on fire
01:02:00 <Mew> why are you even in here anyway Element lol
01:02:00 <dynamo> Mew, Go shower.. you stink.
01:04:00 <renee> Hi mew mew
01:04:00 <dynamo> I'll wait for your laggy connection to catch up.
01:05:00 <renee> so much anger going on in here
01:05:00 <renee> who was banned?
01:06:00 <Maurice> Shes not here
01:06:00 <crash> hi
01:07:00 <Maurice> Subcult, renee
01:07:00 <renee> oh right
01:09:00 <crash> Mew down
01:10:00 <knifebunny> lol.
01:12:00 <screwss> hohoho merry christmas
01:12:00 <crash> boo
01:13:00 <Mew> urns
01:14:00 <screwss> i was saying boourns :P~
01:15:00 <Mew> ooooh really :p
01:16:00 <screwss> heh, "are you guys saying boo... or boourns?!"
01:16:00 <Saemon> omg i hate chicken breast soooo much :/
01:16:00 <Saemon> why cant the other bits like the thighs and wings be as healthy?
01:17:00 <Saemon> chicken breast is so plain n dry and almost flavourless
01:17:00 <Saemon> fml
01:17:00 <Saemon> but i have to lose weight
01:17:00 <renee> Here is an idea - just don't eat chicken
01:17:00 <screwss> eat more saemon
01:17:00 <screwss> that shit b healthy for use
01:17:00 <faux> chicken breast is great if you cook it right
01:17:00 <faux> try seasoningi t.
01:18:00 <crash> or just eat beef and fish
01:22:00 <Mew> Butterfly that shit n coat it in herbs n spices
01:26:00 <Saemon> what can i eat, if not chicken?
01:26:00 <renee> lentils?
01:26:00 <Saemon> the healthiets meat with no fat and carb is chicken
01:27:00 <screwss> never heard someone whinge more in my life
01:27:00 <Mew> Kangaroo fillet
01:27:00 <Saemon> btw hi renee :]
01:27:00 <Saemon> hi mew
01:27:00 <screwss> i thoughti was bad.
01:27:00 <Mew> Hi jkl
01:27:00 <renee> What about fish?
01:27:00 <renee> Isn't fish like the healthiest meat?
01:27:00 <Saemon> ah yes!
01:27:00 <Saemon> i forgot all about fish
01:27:00 <Saemon> farout
01:28:00 <Saemon> salmon, prawns and squid
01:28:00 <Saemon> they have like no fat and no carbs
01:28:00 <Saemon> omg
01:28:00 <Saemon> yes tomoro im gona go buy them instead of chicken breast
01:28:00 <Saemon> those seafood has good protien too
01:29:00 <knifebunny> Saemon: fuck off, no one likes you
01:30:00 <faux> lol
01:30:00 <dynamo> knifebunny, You fuck off, no one likes you.
01:33:00 <Saemon> excuse me
01:34:00 <Saemon> i believe i have made some aquaintances
01:34:00 <Saemon> if not friends
01:34:00 <Saemon> im growing on ppl
01:34:00 <knifebunny> no
01:34:00 <Saemon> yes
01:34:00 <knifebunny> nobody likes you
01:34:00 <knifebunny> ever
01:34:00 <Saemon> people who have outright DESPISED me in the past
01:34:00 <Saemon> tolerate me now
01:34:00 <Saemon> hell, some even talks to me in pm
01:35:00 <Saemon> deep and meaningful convos
01:35:00 <Saemon> im a good guy, i havent done anything bad anymore
01:35:00 <Saemon> atm
01:36:00 <Saemon> its you knifebunny whose startin trouble on me
01:36:00 <Saemon> im just havin a convo about foods that i eat
01:37:00 <dynamo> and knifebunny comes out like a bully and abuses people just for having a chat
01:37:00 <dynamo> Nobody likes a bully... ever!
01:37:00 <Mew> Looool
01:38:00 <Mew> Hypocrisy at its finest
01:40:00 <screwss> i feel ya dynamo but i wouldnt let it get to you, knife has more than his fare share of shortcomings in the real world so you gets his kicks online
01:40:00 <screwss> but i wonder how he would fare in a real, physical, one on one, fists only match
01:41:00 <dynamo> None of this IRC shit gets to me at all... it gets to other people.. knifebunny and the rest of the AustNet bullies in here seem to think they can throw their fat weight around and bully other chatters
01:42:00 <knifebunny> sigh
01:42:00 <screwss> before i came on austnet i never wouldve really grasped how many of the ops were just fat angry slobs with no jobs
01:43:00 <Mew> Why is element even in here? Did all the tards get second chances?
01:43:00 <screwss> why arent we allowed an opinion :P
01:44:00 <dynamo> knifebunny is doing life hard as a rock at the moment... lost his dole chq for not sticking to the rules... which is why his "AustNet Server" was removed.. he couldn't pay for it
01:44:00 <Mew> I didnt say you cant lol
01:44:00 <dynamo> Now he's having Internet problems.. can't afford to stay online
01:44:00 <screwss> we are just the oppressed
01:45:00 <knifebunny> lol
01:45:00 <Mew> Element you bring nothing to the table, you have the personality of a wet sock
01:45:00 <screwss> weight problems, internet problems, relationship problems, then comes the weekend where he gets drunk and bans ppl
01:45:00 <dynamo> When he does get online.. he abuses other chatters because he's a failure in the real world.
01:46:00 <dynamo> Mew, You've used that line on far too many people... it's getting old.. try something else ok.
01:47:00 <screwss> im guessing mews personality is like a beacon of shining light
01:47:00 <dynamo> lmao
01:47:00 <screwss> sorry mews im just being a dick :P i still love use im just angry about somethign else atm
01:48:00 <dynamo> Her hand-me-down laptop has battery problems
01:48:00 <dynamo> so she uses her phone.
01:48:00 <Mew> His once feared internet wrath is now a dull cringe-worthy skid mark of what it once was.. what happened to you smelement?
01:48:00 <screwss> first world problems
01:48:00 <Saemon> lol mew
01:49:00 <faux> wow
01:49:00 <faux> i feel so clean
01:49:00 <Mew> Aw poor jkl
01:50:00 <Maurice> Hasnt got a leg to stand on
01:50:00 <Maurice> My head is throbbing more than [Maverick]s dick when he sees nuns
01:50:00 <Mew> Boom
01:50:00 <knifebunny> the y should make faux and Mew an op, because i cant do this forever
01:50:00 <knifebunny> faux and Mew would be a good op
01:51:00 <Maurice> Just 1?
01:51:00 <faux> yeah man
01:51:00 <faux> combined forces
01:51:00 <knifebunny> if faux was an op i would just quit, because she is a tough vagina
01:51:00 <Mew> We'd rule with iron cunt flap
01:51:00 <faux> looool
01:52:00 <knifebunny> lol
01:53:00 <faux> now days
02:02:00 <crash> wb knifebunny
02:03:00 <knifebunny> fuck off
02:03:00 <crash> you unhappy knifebunny
02:07:00 <doctor> lol
02:08:00 <knifebunny> lol, hi doctor
02:11:00 <crash> hey doctor, how goes it ?
02:17:00 <AngrymanXL> hi
02:17:00 <crash> hey AngrymanXL
02:24:00 <knifebunnyy> YO! knifebunny ur getting a bit lippy now days cunt http://s7.postimg.org/jjubkhd6z/knifebunny.jpg <<<<<<<< Nic Pearson 22 Brassey Street, Ascot QLD 4007 0434024380 [email protected]
02:44:00 <Castiel> ffs i hate it when brothels fuck u around
02:44:00 <Maurice> Same
02:45:00 <Castiel> "ok the girl would be ready on 30 mins"
02:45:00 <Castiel> "oh sorry she's had an extended booking"
02:45:00 <crash> they show you a girl pretty fast though
02:45:00 <Castiel> "we've got chastity here waiting for you shes a great gal"
02:46:00 <crash> $40 for a handjob
02:46:00 <Castiel> no fucken thank you. I'm here to see Tori and you said she would be readyt o see me half a fucking hour ago.
02:46:00 <crash> why would someone pay that ?
02:46:00 <Castiel> i want compensation for you wasting my fucken time
02:46:00 <Castiel> i want the session for half the price
02:47:00 <Castiel> and then it turns out, tori wasnt even working that day
02:47:00 <Maurice> How about going into the real world and doing the hard yards for a wristie
02:48:00 <crash> Maurice don't do drugs, you are stupid enough
02:48:00 <Maurice> Eat a dick, crash.
02:48:00 <crash> nice come back
02:48:00 <crash> 32 years of life and thats all you have ?
02:48:00 <crash> fucking retard
02:48:00 <Castiel> they just tell you she is, so you'd turn up. then theyd make some excuse up on why shes not available anymore. then they will offer you girls who are there, in hoping that you'd just go along with it anyway, and most clients do since they are already there and horny, theyd just go with the girl that they didnt even originally wanted to see
02:49:00 <Castiel> not me though. im a veteran client, a veteran of this game
02:49:00 <Maurice> What do you want me to say? That I'll order a hooker because I can't get laid any other way?
02:49:00 <Maurice> Yeah no.
02:49:00 <crash> Maurice or find some fat chick ?
02:49:00 <Maurice> I'm female you complete and utter donkey bucket
02:50:00 <crash> you like donkey insults a lot
02:50:00 <Castiel> maurice my way is easy
02:50:00 <Castiel> going into the real world and doing the hard yards? been there tried that
02:50:00 <Castiel> no much success at all
02:50:00 <Castiel> i just like sex
02:50:00 <Castiel> if i can get it via paying
02:50:00 <Castiel> why not?
02:50:00 <Maurice> Yes, apparently calling someone a donkey bucket means i'm insulting horses
02:50:00 <crash> Maurice is a dog
02:50:00 <Maurice> Woof..
02:50:00 <Castiel> simple easy convienient (when they arnet fucking you around)
02:50:00 <crash> can i call people animal names too
02:51:00 <crash> Maurice you really are stupid
02:51:00 <Maurice> If you say so..
02:51:00 <crash> Maurice sorry i know harsh
02:51:00 <Maurice> Mind you, when I joined with a female nick, you had no issues sucking up my arse ;)
02:51:00 <crash> you had a female nick ?
02:51:00 <Castiel> sadly there are ALOT of clients nowdays so brothels, escort agencies feel secure enough to fuck customers around and give shitty service
02:52:00 <Castiel> they will always get business so they dont care
02:52:00 <Maurice> I have and you have pm'd me under it
02:52:00 <crash> unlikely
02:52:00 <Maurice> You should just get one of those fake vaginas
02:52:00 <Maurice> Be easier and cheaper
02:52:00 <Castiel> the good services u get now are from the private working girls, who have to ensure they are honest and prefessional and provide good quality service as the amount of business they get
02:53:00 <Castiel> relies on their good reputation
02:53:00 <Castiel> but they know this and so they charge a freakin fortune
02:53:00 <Castiel> $400 + for a session
02:53:00 <Maurice> WHAT
02:53:00 <Castiel> yeah
02:54:00 <Maurice> I could so many pairs of high heels for that
02:54:00 <Maurice> Could get*
02:55:00 <Castiel> http://www.privategirls.com.au/bianca_james.php
02:55:00 <Castiel> shes hot
02:55:00 <crash> Maurice likes heels
02:55:00 <Castiel> but she charges $500 an hour
02:55:00 <Maurice> I do indeed, going by the many pairs I own..
02:56:00 <Castiel> no matter how horny i am, i will have the presence of mind to not give up half a gran for sex
02:56:00 <Castiel> i still*
02:57:00 <crash> Castiel why didnt you ask Maurice nicely
02:57:00 <Castiel> tell that hooker she's dreamin
02:57:00 <Castiel> im not talking about maurice
02:57:00 <Maurice> I have a penis I use often, I'm not on the look out for another
02:57:00 <Castiel> im talking about Bianca James
03:01:00 <Castiel> paying for sex is better
03:02:00 <Castiel> its easy, u are guaranteed to get what you want
03:02:00 <Castiel> u arnt obligated to do or give anything else aside from the payment for the actual sex
03:02:00 <Castiel> if u go out to a club n try to pick up, its not guranteed
03:02:00 <Castiel> i might have to buy her a drink
03:03:00 <Castiel> or lots
03:03:00 <Castiel> she might change her mind after all that at the end
03:03:00 <Castiel> she might reject me flat out
03:03:00 <Castiel> hurting my self esteem
03:03:00 <Maurice> Oh I get what I want in the sex department
03:03:00 <Castiel> too many variables that oculd go wrong, too much effort
03:03:00 <Castiel> for unguranteed success
03:04:00 <Castiel> im positive u do maurice, females get more sex easily then guys
03:04:00 <onix> no shit
03:04:00 <Maurice> I'm married, so yeah
03:04:00 <Castiel> cuz its usually the guys who are more horny and are the ones going after the chicks
03:04:00 <crash> no fresh penis for you Maurice
03:04:00 <crash> nah kidding
03:04:00 <crash> but married pfft
03:04:00 <Castiel> just compare the rate of business a female escort gets in comparison to a male escort
03:05:00 <Maurice> crash, if you don't stfu, I'm shutting you up
03:05:00 <Castiel> females make way more
03:05:00 <Castiel> not much women would be willing to pay for sex
03:05:00 <crash> Maurice stop being obnoxious
03:05:00 <Maurice> Of course they do
03:05:00 <Castiel> while men
03:05:00 <Castiel> damn
03:05:00 <dynamo> Maurice, And it's ok you take digs at everyone else?
03:05:00 <Castiel> its our weakness
03:05:00 <Maurice> Males are stupid and will pay
03:05:00 <Maurice> David, yes.
03:05:00 <dynamo> Eat a bag of dicks bitch.
03:06:00 <Maurice> Oh yum
03:06:00 <Maurice> Hang on while I relocate to my smoking bench
03:07:00 <Castiel> i think, in a weird twisted way
03:09:00 <dynamo> The best feeling is... watching a chick get mad jelo
03:10:00 <Maurice> Of what
03:11:00 <dynamo> Get a chick to like you so she hangs off you... then go and prtend to hook up with another infront of her
03:11:00 <Maurice> Oh, got ya
03:11:00 <onix> i thought u meant jelly wrestling
03:12:00 <Maurice> I'd hoped
03:13:00 <Castiel> i think, in a weird twisted way, seeign escorts often, being able to get sex by simply paying for it
03:13:00 <BlackDevil> ever masturbated in a closet?
03:13:00 <Castiel> has made me see past sex when it comes to a normal relationship
03:13:00 <British^Meat> lol @ jkl
03:14:00 <crash> BlackDevil who has a closet
03:14:00 <Maurice> If I had closets, itd be next on my list
03:14:00 <Maurice> Or even wardrobe
03:14:00 <Castiel> like, sex and hotness is not so important anymore
03:14:00 <crash> ive got a wardrobe
03:14:00 <Castiel> when im looking for a girlfriend nowq
03:14:00 <Castiel> its more abot the inside
03:14:00 <crash> i really just chuck crap in there
03:14:00 <crash> keeps the floor clean
03:14:00 <Castiel> cuz i could just pay a hotass escort for the sex with a hot chick
03:15:00 <onix> so Castiel your saying downgrading women has made you see good in women?
03:15:00 <Castiel> i would want a girl who i could talk to, relate to, our souls and minds would connect in a girlfirend
03:15:00 <Maurice> Or, you could pay and wait ages coz shes not available
03:15:00 <Castiel> yeah onix, i think its sorta it, but no as in im not downgrading women
03:16:00 <Castiel> how am i downgrading women? by using escorts?
03:16:00 <Castiel> its their choice to do what they do
03:16:00 <onix> what do u think paying for someone to please you is
03:16:00 <crash> everyone needs a job
03:16:00 <Castiel> im simply their business
03:16:00 <Maurice> I have no wardrobes in my house, and I need one for my shoes
03:16:00 <Castiel> if they want to get paid to please me
03:16:00 <crash> Maurice you have like 10 pairs of shoes
03:16:00 <Castiel> then more power to them
03:17:00 <crash> thats enough
03:17:00 <crash> no more
03:17:00 <crash> lol
03:17:00 <Maurice> I do?
03:17:00 <Maurice> News to me
03:17:00 <crash> its a ratio thing Maurice
03:17:00 <dynamo> Paying for a root... shows how desperate you really are and you have no hope in getting a root from anyone else... something is very wrong with you if you're at this point in life.
03:17:00 <crash> 10,1000,10000,1
03:18:00 <crash> i need medication
03:18:00 <Maurice> Also, you can't tell me no more shows, I'll buy what I want!
03:18:00 <crash> might go get some on monday
03:19:00 <crash> do they give over the counter lethal injections
03:19:00 <Maurice> Fingers crossed they do
03:20:00 <Castiel> <%Maurice> Or, you could pay and wait ages coz shes not available
03:20:00 <crash> Maurice i still have a hit list before i would do anything before that
03:20:00 <Castiel> that only happens in a brothel or escort agency situation
03:20:00 <Maurice> Didn't you say you're waiting?
03:20:00 <Castiel> and most places now,
03:20:00 <Castiel> u pay the girl u are seeign directly
03:20:00 <Castiel> when u get into the room with her
03:20:00 <Castiel> so its all good in terms of not losing your money
03:21:00 <Maurice> Ive got a fecking Sound of Music song stuck in my head
03:21:00 <dynamo> Go to bed.
03:22:00 <crash> or goto sleep
03:22:00 <Castiel> dynamo so what
03:22:00 <crash> you may need a bed for that
03:22:00 <Castiel> its all in your head
03:22:00 <Castiel> that u see paying for a root as a negative thing
03:22:00 <Castiel> thats your pride and ego fuckin with you
03:23:00 <dynamo> All in my head?
03:23:00 <Castiel> yeah
03:23:00 <Castiel> pride and ego are restraints
03:23:00 <Castiel> let go of it
03:23:00 <Castiel> and u will find that u will feel more free in life
03:24:00 <dynamo> I want to punch you in the head just for talking shit to me.
03:24:00 <crash> fights are cool
03:24:00 <Castiel> im not talkin shit, and its pretty good advice
03:25:00 <onix> sleeping with sluts improves state of mind?
03:25:00 <dynamo> You're at a level in life where it's not going so great for you,... you';re thinking on a level that's just spasticated.
03:26:00 <Maurice> Lets diffuse this with kitten, ps3 game and megabloks vhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1385717_10151972651320844_409907061_n.jpg
03:26:00 <Maurice> Coz no-one can resist a cat
03:27:00 <onix> the v stuffed the link
03:27:00 <koalabeer> get rid of the v
03:27:00 <Maurice> Then get rid of the v
03:27:00 <Maurice> God
03:27:00 <Maurice> Must I do everything
03:27:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1385717_10151972651320844_409907061_n.jpg
03:27:00 <Maurice> THERE
03:28:00 <crash> lol
03:28:00 <crash> yeah its a cat, great - some kind of symbol as well
03:28:00 <Maurice> I told you it was a fucking cat
03:28:00 <Maurice> Dont say you werent warned
03:29:00 <dynamo> Is that your cat Lori?
03:29:00 <Maurice> It is :D
03:29:00 <crash> stomp on it throat
03:29:00 <crash> rodent
03:29:00 <Maurice> Hes only 8 months old, it took me 10yrs to get him, but I fucking got him
03:29:00 <onix> harsh
03:29:00 <crash> could be a cat though
03:30:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/575692_10151964303285844_1053044137_n.jpg
03:30:00 <Maurice> He wins at life
03:30:00 <Castiel> dynamo im just secure enough about myself and my life to be content
03:30:00 <Castiel> and accept and embrace what and how i am
03:30:00 <Castiel> i think u are reacting harshly and negatively towards me about this
03:30:00 <onix> perverted?
03:30:00 <Castiel> because you arent.
03:31:00 <onix> you talk like u know heaps about pros
03:31:00 <onix> which is not a good thing in any way
03:31:00 <Castiel> and why is that?
03:32:00 <onix> you joking to yourself if you have self worth after paying a tramp to get ya rocks off
03:32:00 <Castiel> and why would u see it that way?
03:32:00 <Castiel> because of your pride and ego
03:32:00 <crash> oh no i got banned from sex
03:32:00 <onix> its giving in cause you are weak
03:32:00 <crash> how will i get layed 2nite
03:32:00 <Castiel> that has been instilled by societies
03:32:00 <Castiel> standards
03:33:00 <Castiel> and you are sheep to follow it
03:33:00 <Castiel> society frowns upon pros
03:33:00 <onix> the pros the butcher your the sheep Castiel
03:33:00 <Castiel> no the pros the butcher, and im the meat loving customer
03:33:00 <dynamo> I have so many pictures of my cats
03:34:00 <onix> a pro would have to pay me to sleep with one
03:34:00 <crash> i don't have a cat but i can draw pictures of one in mspaint for you
03:34:00 <dynamo> when they were kittens, when they're older and playing, sleeping, running about
03:34:00 <Castiel> if u dont agree with sleeping with pros, thats your choice onix
03:34:00 <Castiel> and im fine with that
03:35:00 <Castiel> dont bag on my choices in return
03:35:00 <onix> i would rather not picture so despo loser getting his jigg on for cash
03:35:00 <onix> some
03:35:00 <Maurice> I just told my cat to NEVER IRC, coz its unlikely i'll ever have kids to pass that knowledge onto
03:36:00 <Castiel> see that again is an example of you being sheep onix
03:36:00 <Castiel> u are follwing the sterotypical views society and pop-culture has made about people who see prostitutes
03:36:00 <Castiel> alot of clients are pefectly normal people
03:37:00 <onix> well read the bible jesus was with a hooker
03:37:00 <onix> and leave the subject alone
03:37:00 <Castiel> perfectly capable of pickin up and gettin a root the so-called "normal" way
03:38:00 <Castiel> mary magdalene
03:38:00 <Castiel> i think it was
03:38:00 <onix> yep
03:39:00 <onix> then his mate sold him out for cash
03:39:00 <onix> see what happens when u hang with scum hookers
03:39:00 <dynamo> http://www.image-upload.net/di/YZA1/Cat1.jpg
03:39:00 <Castiel> what i see out of it is
03:39:00 <Castiel> IF freakin Jesus saw a pros, then so can i
03:39:00 <Maurice> Omg, kitties
03:39:00 <Castiel> im horny
03:40:00 <dynamo> http://www.image-upload.net/di/JFOY/Cat2.jpg
03:40:00 <Castiel> hrmmm, what woudl jesus do?
03:40:00 <Castiel> ah.
03:40:00 <Castiel> lol
03:41:00 <Maurice> I love my stupid asshole kitten
03:41:00 <Castiel> jesus was the son of God, arguably the best of us - mankind, and even he saw pros
03:41:00 <onix> well he always had grog on hand just needed water
03:41:00 <Maurice> He has destroyed me dining table chairs, but I loves him
03:42:00 <dynamo> They love to scratch
03:42:00 <onix> cats will do that
03:43:00 <Maurice> God hes annoying like that
03:43:00 <Maurice> My chairs look like someone forked then
03:44:00 <Maurice> He does it for attention
03:44:00 <Maurice> Them*
03:46:00 <dynamo> They have this happy hour thing .... run about, jump on things and just be a lunatic... I find this funny so I play with them and throw balls of paper about and they jump around like it's the best thing.
03:46:00 <Maurice> Hes a ragdoll cross, hes meant to sleep 23hrs of the day
03:47:00 <dynamo> Yeah.. cats like to have their long sleeps.. 18 hours or near abouts.
03:48:00 <Maurice> He was yipping like a dog earlier, trying to ninja a fly
03:48:00 <Maurice> yipyipyip *lip quiver* yip
03:48:00 <dynamo> They do that and wont leave the fly alone till they catch it and eat it
03:48:00 <Maurice> It was spendid
03:49:00 <Maurice> I loves them all
03:49:00 <dynamo> :)
03:50:00 <Maurice> He keeps bringing down my curtain
03:50:00 <Maurice> With his fly murder
03:51:00 <dynamo> jumps on them and hangs cause the fly is on it?
03:51:00 <Maurice> Yesssss
03:51:00 <Maurice> Then brings the whole thing down
03:51:00 <dynamo> haha funny :)
03:52:00 <Maurice> Hes being an elephant atm, so loud
07:20:00 <Castiel> yoooooo
07:20:00 <Castiel> sup pplz
07:20:00 <Castiel> who awake yo?
07:24:00 <onix> me just
07:26:00 <Castiel> you.
07:27:00 <Castiel> well then, i guess im gona go to bed.
07:28:00 <PietSAbabe> Inertia creeps n she cummmsss
07:28:00 <PietSAbabe> that makes meee cummmm
07:28:00 <PietSAbabe> sayy she comess
07:30:00 <PietSAbabe> Im done paying for rooms
07:30:00 <PietSAbabe> fucking bed frame ended up in the fucking swimming pools
07:32:00 <PietSAbabe> how it fucking happened , ill never know , they wouldnt show me the security vision showing exactly when n who was responsible for it , cunts threatened me with the police , that they can come n take the security vision copies n you can go watch it at the police station while they interview you
07:34:00 <PietSAbabe> Prostitutes are Awesome.
07:35:00 <Castiel> PietSAbabe cool story bro
07:35:00 <Castiel> needs more dragons
07:35:00 <Castiel> and a lil bit more of stfu.
07:36:00 <Castiel> k thnx fuck u n bye.
07:36:00 <classy_biatchhh> loll
07:36:00 <PietSAbabe> Umm
07:36:00 <PietSAbabe> Yes
08:00:00 <PietSAbabe> Òk , Major change in frame of mind thanks to 1min 38sec in Pacific Rim .... Throwing a no name as the lead actor , whoever it is doesnt belong in the movie , they've totally Battleshipped this movie
09:41:00 <dynamo> How stupid is classy_biatchhh... what gets her attention is when bullies pick on other people.. she thinks it's funny and then hangs out in sex channels.
09:45:00 <dynamo> Heartburn
09:46:00 <dynamo> Went to the Doc 2 months ago and got some "better" drugs to stop the heartburn.. so the Doc says
09:46:00 <dynamo> Somac 40mg
09:46:00 <dynamo> Strongest of them all
09:47:00 <dynamo> Today is the day where i'll see if this Somac had done its job
09:48:00 <Mattphone> Wag
09:49:00 <dynamo> I hadn't had heartburn during the last 60 days... but now that I have finished the packet... time will tell if the heartburn problem is fixed.
09:51:00 <dynamo> People who are smokers get heartburn worse than none smokers.
09:58:00 <amsy> dynamo, good that youre getting on top of it
09:59:00 <amsy> my dad didnt for a long time and now has barrett's esophagus
10:01:00 <amsy> welcome johninjer
10:01:00 <johninja> hey :)
10:01:00 <dynamo> trying to yeah
10:02:00 <dynamo> I had used Zantac for about a year... that stops it in 5mins.. but doesn't fix the problem... Doc says Zantac is shit.. I say it's ok cause it works.
10:03:00 <johninja> i c
10:05:00 <druidess> Hi robot bye robot
10:05:00 <johninja> i'll have the iced coffee pls
10:06:00 <druidess> Eww
10:06:00 <druidess> Icechocolate mmm
10:06:00 <johninja> more for me then :p
10:06:00 <johninja> hmm ok
10:06:00 <druidess> I stole ur snickers
10:06:00 <johninja> :o
10:07:00 <druidess> I ate it when I was sleeping
10:07:00 <druidess> :(
10:07:00 <druidess> I feel better now I confessed
10:07:00 <johninja> forgiven
10:07:00 <druidess> :)
10:07:00 <johninja> :)
10:10:00 <amsy> dynamo, yeah he takes nexium, works very quick too
10:11:00 <johninja> no chock milk
10:11:00 <johninja> only apple jews :/
10:12:00 <faux> http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2013/06/a-102-year-old-transport-ship-sprouts-a-floating-forest/
10:12:00 <faux> :')
10:16:00 <dynamo> Iced coffee thanx:)
10:17:00 <amsy> pretty bb
10:19:00 <faux> yeah i didnt even know it existed amsy
10:19:00 <faux> i wanna go
10:19:00 <faux> my cousin and i went to some place nearby but i do not remember that ship lol
10:20:00 <amsy> ask steph to take you
10:20:00 <faux> yeah i went with her sis
10:20:00 <faux> looks pretty
10:21:00 <faux> i mean to the other place
10:21:00 <amsy> mhmm
10:21:00 <faux> but yeah steph would love it
10:22:00 <faux> did ryan show you this https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10201803414114444&set=vb.236486913157711&type=2&theater
10:22:00 <faux> i died, its so cute
10:30:00 <amsy> ahahahahaha
10:30:00 <amsy> omg
10:30:00 <johninja> But recently, in the clearest case of a rap artist selling out and to who, Dr. Dre sold almost 50% ownership to the Carlyle Group who invested $500 million into Dre's $1 billion company Beats.
22:31:00 <Mew> TheRon has kickass taste in music, theres only 2 or 3 choices i didnt approve of like nickelback, other than that i could listen to music with him and hangout for like 2 days i reckon
22:32:00 <couleurs> me 2
22:32:00 <TheRon> Thank you
22:32:00 <couleurs> uncle TheRon the irc jukebox
22:32:00 <Mew> i'd even bring him his beers to him from the fridge because hes supplying the music so it'd be rude not to
22:32:00 <knifebunny> hi TheRon, hows it goin dude ?
22:32:00 <TheRon> Hello
22:32:00 <knifebunny> im pretty good thanks
22:32:00 <TheRon> Lost today, bit bummed
22:32:00 <couleurs> wait is this even the real kb
22:33:00 <Mew> the real knifebunny never says dude
22:33:00 <knifebunny> hi couleurs, how good was last ep of BB?
22:33:00 <Mew> who does he think he is! the big lemontrowlski
22:33:00 <knifebunny> hey Mew, hows goin dude
22:33:00 <couleurs> hi kb it was the best thing i've seen in my life
22:34:00 <knifebunny> yea, /signed
22:34:00 <amsy> no spoilers pls guys
22:34:00 <knifebunny> amsy how can you even be so terrible? how have you not seen it yet, fuck
22:35:00 <knifebunny> fuck
22:35:00 <TheRon> Go spurs
22:35:00 <couleurs> amsy is watching it i told her 2 watch it or i would put her on ignore
22:35:00 <knifebunny> you getting pumped for next season, TheRon? i been watching some pre-season games, etc
22:35:00 <amsy> yes im on the second season
22:35:00 <amsy> tyvm
22:35:00 <amsy> ill have u no
22:35:00 <TheRon> Been keeping abreast
22:36:00 <knifebunny> amsy is cool, i actually love her
22:36:00 <TheRon> Just anyone to beat the heat.
22:36:00 <couleurs> me 2
22:36:00 <knifebunny> bosh is playing exceptionally, TheRon
22:37:00 <knifebunny> tough time in the east
22:37:00 <TheRon> It is pre season lets not get too excited
22:37:00 <knifebunny> nah im pretty excited
22:37:00 <TheRon> Nets should challenge unless they do a lakers
22:37:00 <amsy> knifebunney is me but with basketball instead of hockey
22:38:00 <couleurs> knofeboney is me but with basketball instead of fifa
22:38:00 <knifebunny> ive been trying to watch soccer so ive got something to talk about with couleurs, otherwise its awkward
22:38:00 <amsy> omg so tru!!!!!!!!
22:38:00 <amsy> hahahaha
22:38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:38:00 <amsy> just play fifer
22:38:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, go red or ... fuck off :D
22:39:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs is probably a chelsea supporter
22:39:00 <TheRon> Go Everton
22:39:00 <amsy> lol
22:39:00 <couleurs> i've been trying to buy a mechanical keyboard so ive got something to talk about with knofeboney, otherwise its awkward
22:39:00 <knifebunny> fifer sucks, they run around and kick ball and sometimes score, the fun is in the chants the crowd yell out which is not even that fun at all
22:39:00 <Bastardly_One> well TheRon clearly has to be a rival ... how cliched
22:40:00 <amsy> ARSENAL!
22:40:00 <knifebunny> who is TheRon's rival, Bastardly_One? lol
22:40:00 <Bastardly_One> Liverpool were formed from an Everton "rebellion"
22:40:00 <faux> lol.
22:40:00 <faux> x 9000
22:40:00 <Bastardly_One> Liverpool ... go red or ... well, fuck off
22:40:00 <knifebunny> hi faux hows it goin dude, im good thanks
22:40:00 <couleurs> no i like liverpool and arsenal i hate chelsea and men utd
22:40:00 <TheRon> My bro is Liverpool
22:40:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone hates Man U
22:40:00 <couleurs> and also juventeus and dortmenund obvs (all my fans know this)
22:41:00 <TheRon> I go Everton to piss him off
22:41:00 <knifebunny> simber is a chelsea kinda guy, but he is a mop top and a bit of a weirdo so we often discount his opinion
22:41:00 <faux> hi im glad ur well im good yes thanks Yes
22:41:00 <Hmmnyaagh> the chinese love man u
22:41:00 <Hmmnyaagh> asians love man u
22:41:00 <Bastardly_One> simba is a fellow liverpool supporter
22:41:00 <knifebunny> `seen johninja
22:41:00 <prowl> knifebunny, I found 2 matches to your query: RunningBear, johninja. RunningBear ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 hours 12 minutes ago (12.10. 19:28) stating "Connection closed" after spending 3 hours 42 minutes there.
22:41:00 <faux> endsteyout
22:41:00 <doctor> knifebunny
22:41:00 <Hmmnyaagh> lol
22:41:00 <couleurs> simba is a couleurs supporter
22:41:00 <knifebunny> this is why we need everybodies mobile phone number, se we can call them up and tell them to jump on chat
22:41:00 <Hmmnyaagh> i was a liverpool supporter when u kids were coming out of ur fathers cocks
22:42:00 <Hmmnyaagh> now everyone's a liverpool supporter because its cool not to be a man u supporter
22:42:00 <faux> was unaware thats where i came from
22:42:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto
22:42:00 <faux> trauma
22:42:00 <knifebunny> "hey johninja, yeah its me, kb .. hey dude, dude jump on chat, i need to show you this funny picture of me in a hat"
22:42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old enough to remember the Liverpool glory days
22:42:00 <Mew> lets all get irc phones
22:42:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how old I am
22:42:00 <Mew> they can be 3315s
22:42:00 <Hmmnyaagh> haha
22:42:00 <Hmmnyaagh> i have this small tight goalie jumper in the closet
22:42:00 <doctor> knifebunny will you help me burn this place to ashes?
22:42:00 <Hmmnyaagh> wonder if it fits
22:42:00 <Hmmnyaagh> cut the arms off n make a shirt
22:43:00 <knifebunny> yes, doctor, lets do this
22:43:00 <doctor> good, we are on the same page here
22:43:00 <Mew> if its small and tight it probably wont
22:43:00 <Hmmnyaagh> fit you?
22:43:00 <knifebunny> oh god, Mew is talking about her vagina again
22:43:00 <Hmmnyaagh> my white one fits
22:43:00 <Hmmnyaagh> they are the same size
22:43:00 <Mew> LOL
22:43:00 <TheRon> That's my thinking
22:44:00 <Hmmnyaagh> stop inferring that im fat Mew, like u
22:44:00 <Hmmnyaagh> kthx
22:44:00 <Mew> we've all seen the moon
22:44:00 <faux> oh
22:44:00 <knifebunny> is mew fat? i dont care, even if she is chubster for life she is like an older sister to me
22:44:00 <faux> is that moonface.jpg
22:44:00 <Hmmnyaagh> yeah, twice when you turn around
22:45:00 <Hmmnyaagh> oh gosh
22:45:00 <TheRon> Faux who what?
22:45:00 <Hmmnyaagh> awesome name
22:45:00 <Mew> Yehoshua is the noise i make just before vom comes out my mouf
22:45:00 <Hmmnyaagh> it's my hebrew name
22:45:00 <Hmmnyaagh> TheRon
22:45:00 <Yehoshua> jew
22:45:00 <knifebunny> lol
22:45:00 <TheRon> You are Jew?
22:45:00 <Hmmnyaagh> nope
22:45:00 <Yehoshua> rofl
22:45:00 <Mew> loooooool
22:46:00 <couleurs> nothing but jews and muslems in hear i hat it
22:46:00 <Mew> ossy ossy ossy
22:46:00 <Hmmnyaagh> two fat, unattractive irc chicks with no personality trolling me, wow
22:46:00 <TheRon> Oi oi oi
22:46:00 <couleurs> #shalomsyria
22:46:00 <Yehoshua> nise
22:47:00 <couleurs> holy shit that kid's annoying as fuck
22:47:00 <TheRon> Fucking 6-0 v France
22:47:00 <Yehoshua> 3 cheers 4 knifebuny
22:47:00 <amsy> hes 1/8 welsh 1/8 asian 1/8 maori 1/8 jew 1/8 aussie the rest is TBD
22:47:00 <Yehoshua> hip hip
22:47:00 <couleurs> this is why you need to be here kb
22:47:00 <knifebunny> that sounds so hot, amsy
22:47:00 <couleurs> to be douched
22:47:00 <TheRon> Me Yorkshire and Aussie
22:47:00 <Yehoshua> my favourite is when his accent changes
22:47:00 <Yehoshua> from bogan to welsh
22:47:00 <Yehoshua> back to bogan
22:47:00 <knifebunny> you seen any of the pre-season TheRon ?
22:48:00 <TheRon> Not much just highlights
22:48:00 <doctor> nobody here has any roots
22:48:00 <couleurs> Bogan Welsh, 90210
22:48:00 <knifebunny> you are right, doctor, im all out of roots
22:48:00 <TheRon> Nope we're here on a sat night
22:48:00 <doctor> i'm not very well grounded
22:49:00 <TheRon> I bet amsy gets laid
22:49:00 <doctor> gosh darn it, i must be here all on my own again
22:49:00 <amsy> yes
22:49:00 <knifebunny> dont feel alone, doctor, we are all here
22:49:00 <Bastardly_One> random post time
22:49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_uDcCZDrxg
22:49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: N.E.R.D. - Lapdance (Feb 24, 2009) - Category: Music - 1,273,806 views - 6,191 likes (96.5%), 224 dislikes (3.5%)
22:50:00 <doctor> i like being alone
22:50:00 <knifebunny> Same, dude... same.
22:50:00 <doctor> makes me feel superior than the rest of you lot
22:50:00 <couleurs> kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:50:00 <doctor> good, let's be lonely and superior together
22:50:00 <amsy> hahahaha
22:50:00 <doctor> i like your style knifebunny
22:50:00 <doctor> but i'm not done with you yet
22:51:00 <TheRon> We so need to talk about Kevin
22:51:00 <amsy> Kevins Mum On A Plane
22:51:00 <knifebunny> I had this problem earlier with pie-mic, i went down bakery and got a pie, and as usual .. i like to lop the lid off the pie, take a fork and eat the pie, then eat the rest .. and i have this studio mic on like a tripod thing, and i bumped it, fell in my pie
22:51:00 <knifebunny> was fucked
22:51:00 <amsy> i do that too kb
22:51:00 <TheRon> Kevins on a plane
22:51:00 <TheRon> Like snakes on a plane
22:51:00 <knifebunny> its a great way to have a pie, i am glad you agree, amsy
22:51:00 <doctor> that's just fucking stupid
22:52:00 <doctor> what the heck were you thinking?
22:52:00 <amsy> mix some sauce in with the meat and dont scrape all of the meat out so theres some nice stuff left when eating the crust
22:52:00 <knifebunny> yeah i know, doctor, my studio mic should have some ground, its a tripod ffs
22:52:00 <couleurs> i've had it with these mum's on a kevinucking plane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:52:00 <TheRon> Get good pizza in Norway?
22:53:00 <amsy> shy laugh.avi
22:53:00 <couleurs> hahahah
22:53:00 <amsy> youve asked me this
22:53:00 <TheRon> Probably
22:53:00 <knifebunny> I think they have fries and mayo in Norway, or something .. its weird, i like it .. but, yeh, pretty weird
22:53:00 <amsy> im not a fan of pizza, but i do prefer the pizza here to au
22:53:00 <amsy> LOL
22:53:00 <amsy> and cloges and sex shops!!!!!!!!!
22:53:00 <TheRon> Nice
22:53:00 <doctor> Bread and butter is nice
22:54:00 <knifebunny> i cant really walk into sex shops, i go red in the face and they ask me for ID
22:54:00 <amsy> bread and butter is nice
22:54:00 <doctor> sometimes I put in a bit of sliced ham if I'm feeling adventurous
22:54:00 <Mew> we love our bread we love our butter
22:54:00 <TheRon> Pudding?
22:54:00 <doctor> but that normally causes anxiety
22:54:00 <doctor> so i drink instead
22:54:00 <amsy> but most of all we love eachother!
22:54:00 <couleurs> lol @ cloges and sex shops!!!!!!!
22:54:00 <TheRon> Love each other together.
22:55:00 <amsy> Mew: i watched the madeline movie just a couple of weeks ago
22:55:00 <amsy> they dont have the original cartoon on netflix :'(
22:55:00 <TheRon> French kids movie?
22:55:00 <amsy> yes
22:55:00 <Mew> i didnt even know there was a movie
22:55:00 <amsy> what.
22:55:00 <Mew> the cartoon is badass
22:55:00 <knifebunny> Hey, TheRon, i been on couple of dating sites and ive started talk to a few hot bitches, have you thought about this, yet ?
22:56:00 <amsy> watch it immediately
22:56:00 <Mew> pepitos bad hat
22:56:00 <TheRon> I'm listening to Bruno mars, no idea why
22:56:00 <amsy> PEPITO IS A BAD HAT
22:56:00 <TheRon> No kb
22:56:00 <amsy> doing skids on his scooter
22:57:00 <knifebunny> i can help review your profile, TheRon, i was hitting up amsy a bit but i think she was starting to get annoyed because my stories were long, and varied, plus it was kind of depressing, but i reckon you should do it too
22:57:00 <knifebunny> im on this new one where its like hot or not, and you click if you like them
22:57:00 <amsy> haha
22:57:00 <knives> that cartoon was boring as shit
22:57:00 <amsy> get out
22:57:00 <knives> nyet
22:57:00 <knifebunny> get out
22:57:00 <doctor> i normally just settle for masturbation
22:58:00 <TheRon> Would a profile with a simple sentence like 'root me' work!
22:58:00 <doctor> probably
22:58:00 <knives> it's up there with babar in terms of being dull and monotonous
22:58:00 <amsy> ...........................................
22:58:00 <amsy> get out now
22:58:00 <knives> lol
22:59:00 <knives> i bet you think tmnt and biker mice from mars were crappy cartoons!
22:59:00 <amsy> sorry its not like DARKWING DUCK
22:59:00 <knives> oh, you mean entertaining?
22:59:00 <TheRon> I liked banana splits
22:59:00 <amsy> i liked both of them
22:59:00 <amsy> all of them actually
22:59:00 <knifebunny> Hey guys, TheRon here, im pretty chill dude, actually I like bowls, its gangsta as fuck, i been tryin to find lady around the club, they are lovely but not my type. I like you if you are tall, because im pretty tall too, also I hope the Knicks win it in the East -- TheRon
22:59:00 <TheRon> Detroit?
22:59:00 <knifebunny> we are already 90% there
23:00:00 <doctor> yeah that's pretty decent
23:00:00 <knifebunny> dude, detroit ..............
23:00:00 <TheRon> Why not
23:00:00 <Mew> deeeecent - Bubbles, 2011
23:00:00 <knifebunny> you cant put detroit on your profile
23:00:00 <TheRon> Put your hands up for Detroit
23:01:00 <couleurs> amsy is 12 but looks 21 so it's ok 2 chat 2 her without getting arrested
23:01:00 <TheRon> If josh smith is any good and Andre Drummond comes good......
23:02:00 <knifebunny> josh smith is forever b-grade
23:02:00 <TheRon> if he doesn't take endless three pointers he will be ok
23:02:00 <couleurs> 8)
23:03:00 <TheRon> And if Brandon Jennings passes the balk
23:03:00 <knifebunny> he is the joe johnson of nest-land
23:03:00 <faux> ice bank mice elf
23:04:00 <faux> fff instagay isnt loading
23:04:00 <faux> firstworldproblems
23:04:00 <faux> hashtag fml e t c
23:04:00 <Subcult> oh
23:04:00 <knifebunny> can you believe this shit, faux ? i bought a ticket to concert for sgt-splode like 6 months ago, and he msg me like 5 hrs before "i got a tooth-ache, i cant go"
23:04:00 <Subcult> no goods faux
23:04:00 <faux> wtf knifebunny lol
23:05:00 <faux> i just looked for him earlier
23:05:00 <faux> he hasnt been on in 7 WEEKS
23:05:00 <faux> what the fuck is he doing
23:05:00 <knifebunny> he's around, ive been texting him, i think he is playing WoW again
23:05:00 <TheRon> Giving himself a really good seeing to?
23:05:00 <faux> oh dear
23:06:00 <faux> tell him to take some nurofen n suck it up
23:06:00 <knifebunny> the floor was really sticky at the concert, the whole thing was weird
23:07:00 <faux> oh
23:07:00 <faux> who did u see
23:07:00 <TheRon> Make love not world of Warcraft
23:07:00 <faux> lol
23:07:00 <knifebunny> normally iwouldnt mention it, but was kind of like velcro level of sticky, lol
23:08:00 <simba> <@knifebunny> simber is a chelsea kinda guy - the fuck?
23:08:00 <faux> ew
23:08:00 <TheRon> Go Everton
23:10:00 <knifebunny> but isnt that who you support, simba ?
23:10:00 <simba> chelsea dont have supporters
23:11:00 <milk> enlisters?
23:11:00 <knifebunny> which leagues are on atm, simba ? is it just EPL and champions league ?
23:12:00 <TheRon> These blurred lines
23:12:00 <simba> all of them
23:12:00 <tung> welcome to...
23:12:00 <tung> The Ladder of Joe Hannah
23:12:00 <TheRon> Who"
23:13:00 <tung> Muahahahahhahahahahahahhaa
23:13:00 <knifebunny> ...
23:14:00 <TheRon> In like flint, that's my favourite movie
23:14:00 <simba> im big mike from the movie the blind side
23:14:00 <milk> is that a cowboy thing tung?
23:18:00 <knifebunny> What are you listening to, TheRon ?
23:18:00 <TheRon> Miley Cyrus
23:19:00 <TheRon> I came in like a wrecking ball
23:19:00 <knifebunny> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST86JM1RPl0
23:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tears For Fears - "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" - ORIGINAL VIDEO (Oct 19, 2010) 3:11 - Category: Music - 11,137,063 views - 47,838 likes (99.2%), 410 dislikes (0.8%)
23:19:00 <TheRon> Thank you
23:19:00 <knifebunny> i knew you would appreciate this
23:20:00 <Kynetic> and then partay said.. "we didnt even know it was human until we were done eating"
23:20:00 <knifebunny> hi partay, hows it goin dude
23:20:00 <partay> tastes like chicken
23:20:00 <knifebunny> lol
23:21:00 <faux> i want to bite this baby heeeeeeeeee https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10201938026115495&set=vb.242640715860675&type=2&theater
23:21:00 <knifebunny> faux: would you like to be friends on facebook ?
23:22:00 <partay> whats goin on here?
23:22:00 <partay> how's the kb ?
23:22:00 <faux> depends on if you have irc tards on there
23:23:00 <knifebunny> im chasing a new bird, partay, but im a little scared, she keeps a snake as a pet
23:23:00 <Kynetic> lol
23:23:00 <Kynetic> her name isnt rebekah is it?
23:24:00 <knifebunny> "bec", yeah ? *glares at Kynetic*
23:24:00 <faux> rebekah
23:24:00 <partay> knifebunny well she should feel right at home dating you then
23:24:00 <Kynetic> does she live in albany creek?
23:24:00 <faux> why do people get all fancy with name spelling
23:24:00 <Kynetic> thats actually the traditional spelling of it
23:24:00 <faux> ive seen my name spelt krystyna
23:24:00 <faux> i vomited like 6 times
23:24:00 <Subcult> penthai japenese porn where women get penetrated by octipus tenecales
23:24:00 <knifebunny> i .... i dont think so
23:24:00 <partay> clarification: handling the snake that is... not suggesting youre a snake
23:25:00 <knifebunny> hahaha Subcult
23:25:00 <faux> i thought the traditional spelling was rebecca lol
23:25:00 <faux> beroccccca
23:25:00 <knifebunny> it really could be worse, faux
23:25:00 <couleurs> <TheRon> I came in like a wrecking ball
23:26:00 <partay> id date faux.. i hear she makes a mean sammich
23:26:00 <faux> you dhave to settle for hommus rn
23:27:00 <knifebunny> i think that faux is so un-dated that if you managed to get so lucky, you'd have to go down on a mound full of hair, which might be okay, but she might feel a bit personal a bout it
23:27:00 <knifebunny> lol
23:28:00 <faux> no hair here m8, me vag is like the chocolate factory n u need a golden ticket
23:28:00 <Subcult> i wont mind that
23:28:00 <faux> Subcult pls go
23:28:00 <Subcult> no
23:28:00 <partay> im pretty sure faux would keep a tidy mound.
23:28:00 <faux> .
23:28:00 <couleurs> u go glen choco!!!!!!!!!
23:28:00 <faux> LOL
23:28:00 <knifebunny> TheRon quit ?
23:28:00 <couleurs> hi white bye white didn't even notice u
23:28:00 <faux> yup
23:28:00 <couleurs> <TheRon> I came in like a wrecking ball
23:28:00 <faux> [23:25] * TheRon ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
23:29:00 <couleurs> TayRon the black TheRon
23:29:00 <knifebunny> .... fuck
23:30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ur gotta suck his dick to leave
23:30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> haha
23:30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im wathcin the millers
23:31:00 <Subcult> wow there was tits in this movie
23:31:00 <Subcult> lol
23:31:00 <beehhh> yes i was wrong
23:31:00 <doctor> dd lad
23:31:00 <beehhh> you shouldnt feel much
23:31:00 <beehhh> hi mate
23:31:00 <Picard> faux
23:31:00 <beehhh> ECU
23:32:00 <faux> ?
23:32:00 <doctor> i like indifference
23:32:00 <Picard> how are you my love?
23:32:00 <beehhh> utas
23:32:00 <faux> fine ty
23:32:00 <faux> how are you
23:32:00 <Picard> im fantastic
23:32:00 <beehhh> sydney is facing scaorcher
23:32:00 <knifebunny> /msg chanop ban #melbourne Picard persistent troll
23:33:00 <partay> lol
23:33:00 <beehhh> doctor: one boy from perth is studying here his name is marco age 25
23:33:00 <knifebunny> lol.
23:33:00 <partay> oh
23:34:00 <Subcult> lol
23:34:00 <beehhh> students melbourne are suffering to study due to no concession
23:34:00 <faux> shut up
23:35:00 <couleurs> beehhh comes on irc like he's reading the newspaper from last week and he just decides to type it out for us all idk w/evers
23:35:00 <partay> knifebunny are you going with the aloof approach or with the lavish approach to snag this chick ?
23:36:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-10-10/an-concession-hopes-for-melbourne27s-struggling-international-/5015216
23:38:00 <beehhh> couleurs you are so poor you only read news from local bulletin newspaper dropped in the junkmail
23:38:00 <Maurice> knifebunny, take your pants off, look her in the eye and say 'lets ride' then have this wedding cake https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/995509_734724679886788_1566070672_n.jpg
23:39:00 <partay> did that work for you Maurice ?
23:39:00 <couleurs> that's mean :(
23:39:00 <Maurice> Every time
23:39:00 <knifebunny> i was casual as, partay, this young lass put it all on me
23:40:00 <knifebunny> Well well Nic... that certainly was a lovely long email. I like you, you have a lot to say and I like to listen. Perhaps we could have an interactive paper crafting date sometime.
23:40:00 <knifebunny> Here's my number
23:40:00 <knifebunny> xxx
23:40:00 <partay> yah thats the best approach.. let them do all the work
23:40:00 <knifebunny> (i like to papercraft, lol).
23:41:00 <beehhh> not only that you take shower at your local pool and save urself up without foam just to join the food van queue at 8 O'clock
23:41:00 <faux> interactive paper crafting date
23:41:00 <faux> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:41:00 <faux> this is cute
23:41:00 <beehhh> i saw escape plan today
23:42:00 <faux> hi
23:42:00 <faux> :')
23:42:00 <knifebunny> dont laugh
23:42:00 <couleurs> i think i wanna go on an interactive paper crafting date sometime
23:42:00 <knifebunny> fuck u couleurs i hate u
23:42:00 <couleurs> i can make paper water bombs can u
23:42:00 <beehhh> yes your house filled with pile of old newpaper
23:43:00 <Subcult> think i want do something one day
23:43:00 <knifebunny> papercraft is sick
23:43:00 <knifebunny> i hate u all
23:43:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:43:00 <beehhh> i used to serve read chooper back in the late 90's
23:43:00 <Subcult> this internship movie is long
23:43:00 <Subcult> 2hours
23:44:00 <beehhh> at shell holmes st burnswick/coburg
23:44:00 <knifebunny> http://techphoria.org/papercraft.jpg
23:44:00 <knifebunny> deal with it
23:45:00 <couleurs> u got 2 many hobbies
23:45:00 <beehhh> even the insurance price gone up
23:45:00 <couleurs> no wonder u not irc anymore
23:46:00 <beehhh> http://travel.lowerhotels.com/top-10-countries-with-the-lowest-crime-rates/
23:47:00 <couleurs> so annoying
23:47:00 <couleurs> filling my head with useless facts
23:48:00 <knifebunny> -.-
23:48:00 <Subcult> 2 ppl banned in like 10 mins lol
23:48:00 <couleurs> that's how i like it
23:48:00 <British^Meat> if youre trouble, you will be banned
23:49:00 <Subcult> k
23:49:00 <knifebunny> Where is serenity ?
23:49:00 <knifebunny> `seem Serenity
23:49:00 <knifebunny> fuck
23:49:00 <Subcult> she probably eating
23:49:00 <knifebunny> `seen Serenity
23:49:00 <prowl> knifebunny, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
23:50:00 <Maurice> Serenity is being get jiggy with it
23:51:00 <Maurice> Being get
23:51:00 <Maurice> Fuck my words
23:51:00 <Maurice> Busy getting*
23:51:00 <knifebunny> so we will see her in about 10 minutes then
23:51:00 <Maurice> Haha no
23:51:00 <Maurice> Shes down south for the weekend for her anniversary
23:52:00 <knifebunny> jesus
23:52:00 <Maurice> And by down south, I mean south of our state, not south as in ShadowLurkers pants
23:52:00 <Maurice> Although thats happening too
23:53:00 <Subcult> ew
23:53:00 <Subcult> was gonna eat more
23:53:00 <Subcult> now cant
23:53:00 <Maurice> If you don't shut the fuck up, Subcult, you'll be the 3rd ban in 10 mins
23:54:00 <Subcult> just saying ppl having sex is not a subject that you should discuss with others
23:55:00 <Maurice> Yeah because you know nobody will ever discuss your sex life
23:55:00 <partay> Subcult just cos you dont have sex
23:55:00 <Maurice> Since it will never exist
23:55:00 <partay> snap
23:55:00 <Maurice> Haha
23:56:00 <Subcult> howd i know that would happen
23:58:00 <Subcult> gotta come up with new subjects to rebutt what i say guys
23:58:00 <Subcult> if having sex makes u turn out like some of you glad i havent had it
23:59:00 <Maurice> I'm glad you haven't had it coz theres a chance you'd have spawned
23:59:00 <Maurice> And God help us
23:59:00 <partay> Subcult buy Maurice's book. "101 comback quips"
23:59:00 <Maurice> Its a best seller
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