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00:00:42 <Mekkis> and he won't chip in for any of his mates
00:09:28 <Avatar> oops
00:09:35 <Avatar> that could be seen as a jerk move
00:09:37 <Avatar> dilemma
00:09:50 <Avatar> in fact it almost certainly would be
00:09:56 <Avatar> "that's what my character would do!"
00:09:57 <Mekkis> why?
00:10:10 <Avatar> it's textbook jerk rule
00:10:36 <Mekkis> it's my religion!
00:10:58 <Avatar> "it's what my character would do!"
00:11:02 <Avatar> you jerk
00:19:01 <Mekkis> Avatar, become a corporation and try to bribe me
00:19:04 <Mekkis> then you'll find ouy
00:21:12 <Mekkis> refusing to provide aid is not pvp
00:33:22 <Avatar> we're talking about the jerk rule, not the pvp rule
00:33:32 <Avatar> do you not know what I'm talking about
00:45:12 <Mekkis> there isn't really an obligation to chip in for a raise
00:45:35 <Avatar> I think if the money or the offer is good enough you might bite
00:46:03 <Mekkis> Steven Schopmeyer, you're wrong, you've always been wrong, and I hope that you remain wrong.
00:48:39 <Avatar> there kind of is
01:51:57 <Mekkis> !spell mass pain strike
01:52:11 <diebot> Mekkis, PAIN STRIKE evocation ([evil, pain]) sorcerer/wizard 3, witch 3, bloodrager 3 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one living creature Comp: V, S Duration: 1 round/level (D) Save: Fortitude negates SR:yesSource: APG
01:52:11 <diebot> Pain strike racks the targeted creature with agony, inflicting 1d6 points of nonlethal damage per round for 1 round per level (maximum 10 rounds). Additionally, the affected creature is sickened for the spell's duration, and the caster gains a +4 circumstance bonus on Intimidate checks against the target.
01:52:22 <Mekkis> !spell pain strike, mass
01:52:23 <diebot> Mekkis, PAIN STRIKE, MASS evocation ([evil, pain]) sorcerer/wizard 5, witch 5 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one living creature/level, no two of which can be more than 30 ft. apart Comp: V, S Duration: 1 round/level (D) Save: Fortitude negates SR:yesSource: APG
01:52:24 <diebot> This spell works like pain strike, except as noted above.
03:07:28 <Steven1> No time stops were used.
03:08:36 <Steven1> and i got them to use their AMF on the Dark Tapestry Oracle
03:09:05 <Steven1> also got them to use Maze in that fight... was fantastic!
04:02:34 <Steven1> well today has dragged on.
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04:26:09 <Steven1> I think it would count as a jerk move if you accept healing from wands and what not that you dont own without telling people ahead of time that you wont contribute to raise deads due to your characters religious beliefs.
04:26:45 <Steven1> like if you make it known upfront, then nobody can call you on being a jerk.
04:27:24 <Steven1> then any resources spent on you are known to not be repayed in worst case scenarios of death.
04:27:56 <Steven1> also, im back from the weekend of gaming.
04:28:14 <Steven1> We knocked out the last part of mummy's mask in a single 9 hour session.
04:28:43 <Steven1> taking down the big bad dude.
04:29:35 <Steven1> The last fight took 4 hours.
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04:31:23 <Steven1> A single Caster vs an early access Mystic Theurge, Barbarian, Mounted Barbarian, Druid, Time Oracle, Conjuration Wizard, Sorcerer.
04:31:49 <Steven1> Fight was 26 rounds long.
04:32:17 <Steven1> wizard with 44 AC and a slew of buffs.
04:32:23 <Steven1> errrrr.... sorc even
04:32:36 <Steven1> Heavily modified.
04:34:29 <Steven1> Sorc 20/MR10
04:35:14 <Steven1> I built him without any of the super douchy mythic tier abilities. I just needed him to have more HP and have access to more powerful spells.
04:35:30 <Steven1> to get his AC higher.
04:38:51 <Steven1> I also came across my new favorite spell for high AC wizards.
04:39:01 <Steven1> !spell Deflection
04:39:01 <diebot> Steven1, DEFLECTION abjuration ([force]) sorcerer/wizard 7 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, M (a piece of rubber dipped in glue) Duration: 1 round/level Save: SR:Source: APG
04:39:02 <diebot> You surround yourself in a whirling barrier of force that sends any attack that misses you hurling back toward its source. This applies to any melee or ranged attack directed against you so long as it uses an attack roll to determine whether or not it strikes you. If an attack misses you, the attacker must make a second attack roll against its own
04:39:02 <diebot> Armor Class, using all of the applicable modifiers of the original attack and if it hits, the attacker takes the attack's damage and suffers all the other consequences of getting struck with that attack. You cannot deflect attacks that miss you for any reason besides a failed attack roll (such as concealment). Similarly, you cannot deflect attacks
04:39:02 <diebot> that actually do strike you but simply fail to do any harm.
04:44:52 <Steven1> which is fantastic
04:46:10 <Steven1> My character ahtuz usually sits at 17AC but can get up to 50
06:10:28 <Mekkis> Avatar, maximised dazing fireball? Why?
06:16:52 <Proquar> Good golly, i find it hard to connect.. . :/
06:21:19 <Avatar> why
06:21:36 <Avatar> do you have a dodgy isp
06:36:42 <Avatar> why not
06:51:44 <Proquar> dodgy app, i think
07:31:13 <Steven1> so what up
07:31:26 <Mekkis> it doesn't do much
07:31:31 <Mekkis> I am tired
07:32:07 <Steven1> get some coffee
07:32:19 <Steven1> or go take a nap
07:34:35 <Avatar> stop using a mac
07:34:39 <Avatar> dodgy os
07:40:42 <Proquar> i did have someone say they were looking for space for a consultancy firm.. i have my fingers crossed
07:40:53 <Proquar> there are more people like that
07:42:51 <Mekkis> Proquar, how did you convince Avatar that you wouldn't take bribes to let corporations off the hook?
07:45:52 <Steven1> module group im in decided we're going to play p6 of giantslayer
07:52:33 <Proquar> Did I?
07:52:49 <Mekkis> Did she, Avatar?
07:53:05 <Mekkis> hm
07:56:12 <Proquar> I mean, I wouldn't :)
07:56:17 <Proquar> but it's all academic now
07:57:03 <Steven1> suppose that means i should figure out what character to play
08:01:42 <Avatar> I wouldn't suspect proquar
08:01:45 <Avatar> I would suspect you
08:02:00 <Mekkis> why?
08:02:54 <Avatar> seems like something you might do
08:03:04 <Avatar> given the right reasons
08:03:20 <Avatar> you're known for a bit of rules lawyering to make it seem like it might work out
08:08:39 <Avatar> my character usually has a normal AC but can get enough to be a munchkin
08:09:04 <Mekkis> :(
08:13:24 <Avatar> this is new
08:13:32 <Avatar> usually you would be rolling up a new character for it
08:14:09 <Mekkis> Just for that, I'll sell you out to Monsanto
08:14:15 <Mekkis> :P
08:17:54 <Brunius> Thanks a LOT, Avatar
08:17:57 <Brunius> You've doomed us all!
08:18:07 <Mekkis> Don't worry Brunius, I won't see you out
08:18:15 <Steven1> nah man its part 6.
08:18:23 <Mekkis> I mean, I won't see you out to Monsanto
08:18:27 <Mekkis> I mean, I won't sell you out to Monsanto
08:20:37 <Mekkis> Have you looked at 5e?
08:25:33 <Avatar> you should do it mekkis
08:25:38 <Avatar> I reckon you could run the country
08:25:59 <Mekkis> You'd trust me to run the country?
08:27:28 <Mekkis> you realise that I'd crack down on the spending of social security on games ?
08:27:57 <Mekkis> (though to be honest, I'd start with Bad Games - like pokies)
08:31:13 <Steven1> gotta play it with a 15-17
08:36:51 <Avatar> doesn't sound like a reason to not roll up a new character
08:36:58 <Avatar> I mean hey! why not?
08:37:10 <Avatar> what is monsanto
08:38:07 <Avatar> how many wishes were used?
08:38:39 <Avatar> and why no extended maximised dazing fireballs?
08:38:45 <Steven1> cause i dont need a new one.
08:52:02 <Avatar> that's never stopped you before
08:52:13 <Avatar> how many characters do you have again
09:24:49 <Mekkis> Avatar, run something
09:31:11 <Avatar> you run something
09:32:16 <Brunius> I'm running something.
09:32:25 <Brunius> You stand on a mountainside. You can hear distant rumbling.
09:33:27 <Brunius> Who/what are you, and what do you do?
09:34:00 <Proquar> The sort of company that'll buy anything that'll make them a profit - especially if it destroys the world
09:34:05 <Proquar> almost worse than Disney
09:38:13 <Mekkis> I mount my mighty steed, take to the skies, and look down at the mountain
09:40:42 <Brunius> The mountain is on the smallish side, lightly forested along the eastern side but largely barren otherwise. You can see a cluster of dark clouds towards the north, and a smattering of rain issuing forth from their undersides.
09:42:04 <Mekkis> Any obvious reason why the rumbling? Is it a *thunderous* rumbling?
09:42:25 <Brunius> It is indeed a thunderous rumbling. As you watch, a bolt of lightning arcs downwards.
09:42:50 <Mekkis> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7hSpDYHGdQ
09:42:56 <Mekkis> Are there any towns to the south?
09:43:32 <Brunius> There are a few thin columns of smoke in the hills to the south, but no major towns in sight.
09:43:59 <Mekkis> What about east or west?
09:44:40 <Mekkis> If there is, I'll want to head inside.
09:45:43 <Brunius> The east is largely plains, with a few weak streams making themselves visible by changes in the greenery. A large river flows towards the west, with a port at it's terminus - perhaps an hours flight away.
09:46:30 <Mekkis> Hmm... Too far. I'll try and find an overhang, and hunker up and wait out the storm
09:47:57 <Brunius> After a few minutes effort, you locate an opening in the mountainside - not much, but with the rate the storm is moving, it might be the best you'll find.
09:48:43 <Mekkis> Seems good, I'll dismount and head inside]
09:51:08 <Mekkis> Probably pull out a torch to light up the place.
09:54:59 <Brunius> The cave is about 30 feet deep, with the long-cold ashes of a campfire near the entrance. A few scraps of discarded parchment are scattered within, blown about by the growing wind
09:55:44 <Mekkis> Wide enough I guess. I'll lead my steed in, and start removing the saddle.
09:58:19 <Mekkis> After that, I'll grab a bottle and drink some, then recline against the rear wall
10:00:41 <Brunius> The wind picks up over the course of about an hour, then the rain begins falling. Between gusts, you can hear a distant shouting, and the crash of steel against steel
10:01:14 <Mekkis> I'll pull out my smartphone to check the progress of the storm.
10:03:18 <Brunius> Signals seems pretty poor in the cave, but the rain radar says it should pass in about 20 minutes
10:03:47 <Mekkis> Relax, check my email, see how Trump's doing
10:04:44 <Brunius> Shockingly, Trump has won the Republican nomination. It seems nothing can stand between ol' Donald and the presidency.
10:05:54 <Mekkis> Swear a bit, then look outside to see what the noise is
10:07:09 <Brunius> It seems someone has crashed their flightcycle into the mountainside, and is trying to hammer it back into shape in the hope that will restore functionality.
10:08:11 <Mekkis> I'll yell, "Hey, bring that hunk of track in here and we'll look at it. The weather's shit, ain't it".
10:12:42 <Brunius> He looks at you in surprise, and yells "Sure is" before starting to drag on his 'cycle
10:13:04 <Brunius> After a few moments of puffing exertion, you're inside
10:13:18 <Mekkis> I'll calm my mount, as he enters, "easy...."
10:13:30 <Mekkis> "What brings you to this area of the Rockies?
10:19:29 <Brunius> "Exploring, y'know. Just me, the 'cycle, and nature. Nothin' quite like it." he puffs, starting to prod at his 'cycle again
10:19:59 <Mekkis> I'll look it over to see it there's anything obviously wrong with it
10:21:32 <Brunius> The front fan is completely bent out of shape, and likely won't move again without professional help. There's the possiblity of damage to the electronics, but that's harder to diagnose.
10:24:19 <Mekkis> "Man, I hope this thing's insured. That must have been some crash. You alright?"
10:24:57 <Brunius> "Nothin' I can't walk off. Hell of a shock, though"
10:25:39 <Mekkis> "Yeah. Might be best to call up some toie."
10:25:52 <Mekkis> "What Happened?"
10:26:22 <Brunius> toie?
10:26:51 <Steven1> why would i need those when i have Mythic Meteor Storm
10:27:27 <Mekkis> one who tows
10:29:04 <Brunius> "It's this storm, y'know. I thought I could outrun it but, ah, obviously not" he says, looking a bit sheepish
10:30:34 <Mekkis> "Hey, you a member of the NRA?"
10:31:28 <Brunius> "Of course" he replies, looking vaguely surprised "Got my piece right here", patting the 'cycle's saddlebags
10:31:48 <Mekkis> "Going to the Santa Fe rally?"
10:32:24 <Brunius> "Not specifically, but I might if it takes my fancy. Why?"
10:32:30 <Mekkis> "I hear Trump'll be guest speaker."
10:33:10 <Avatar> what other policies will you enact mekkis
10:34:16 <Mekkis> How many time stops were used?
10:34:29 <Mekkis> and why no AMF?
10:37:02 <Brunius> He makes a face "Probably not, then. I'm more of a Cruz guy"
10:40:04 <Mekkis> "Too loate for that
10:42:53 <Mekkis> I'll idly try and bend the front fan back into shape
10:45:04 <Brunius> It flexes slightly, but seems thoroughly crumpled.
10:45:07 <Mekkis> "Where you from anyway?"
10:45:07 <Brunius> "What about you
10:45:16 <Brunius> ? What brings you out here?"
10:46:34 <Mekkis> "Well... You know. The pope was right. Last time it took him four years...."
10:47:01 <Mekkis> "I'm heading to the rally"
10:47:11 <Mekkis> "Decided to take in the scenery"
10:50:21 <Mekkis> A pretty morally bankrupt company
10:50:29 <Mekkis> and I would argue that they are worse than Disney
11:00:05 <Mekkis> oh wow. Looks like Unaipon has a shitton of prestige to spend
11:00:23 <Mekkis> now that I don't need to save for a resurrection
11:12:07 <Avatar> another character with another unpronouncable name
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14:34:15 <Steven1> No time stops were used.
14:35:23 <Steven1> and i got them to use their AMF on the Dark Tapestry Oracle
14:35:51 <Steven1> also got them to use Maze in that fight... was fantastic!
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16:35:47 <Steven1> well today has dragged on.
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18:43:39 <Mekkis> Avatar, maximised dazing fireball? Why?
19:09:54 <Avatar> why not
20:04:25 <Steven1> so what up
20:04:37 <Mekkis> it doesn't do much
20:04:42 <Mekkis> I am tired
20:04:55 <Avatar> how many wishes were used?
20:05:19 <Steven1> get some coffee
20:05:26 <Avatar> and why no extended maximised dazing fireballs?
20:05:31 <Steven1> or go take a nap
20:19:04 <Steven1> module group im in decided we're going to play p6 of giantslayer
20:26:17 <Mekkis> hm
20:30:15 <Steven1> suppose that means i should figure out what character to play
20:46:36 <Avatar> this is new
20:46:44 <Avatar> usually you would be rolling up a new character for it
20:51:27 <Steven1> nah man its part 6.
21:04:24 <Steven1> gotta play it with a 15-17
21:10:02 <Avatar> doesn't sound like a reason to not roll up a new character
21:10:10 <Avatar> I mean hey! why not?
21:11:58 <Steven1> cause i dont need a new one.
21:25:14 <Avatar> that's never stopped you before
21:25:25 <Avatar> how many characters do you have again
21:36:05 <Mekkis> Avatar, that's racist
21:53:38 <Steven1> why would i need those when i have Mythic Meteor Storm
21:58:00 <Mekkis> Avatar, run something
22:04:22 <Avatar> you run something
22:05:27 <Brunius> I'm running something.
22:05:36 <Brunius> You stand on a mountainside. You can hear distant rumbling.
22:06:39 <Brunius> Who/what are you, and what do you do?
22:07:15 <Avatar> your face is racist
22:11:23 <Mekkis> I mount my mighty steed, take to the skies, and look down at the mountain
22:13:53 <Brunius> The mountain is on the smallish side, lightly forested along the eastern side but largely barren otherwise. You can see a cluster of dark clouds towards the north, and a smattering of rain issuing forth from their undersides.
22:15:15 <Mekkis> Any obvious reason why the rumbling? Is it a *thunderous* rumbling?
22:15:37 <Brunius> It is indeed a thunderous rumbling. As you watch, a bolt of lightning arcs downwards.
22:16:07 <Mekkis> Are there any towns to the south?
22:16:44 <Brunius> There are a few thin columns of smoke in the hills to the south, but no major towns in sight.
22:17:10 <Mekkis> What about east or west?
22:17:51 <Mekkis> If there is, I'll want to head inside.
22:18:54 <Brunius> The east is largely plains, with a few weak streams making themselves visible by changes in the greenery. A large river flows towards the west, with a port at it's terminus - perhaps an hours flight away.
22:19:41 <Mekkis> Hmm... Too far. I'll try and find an overhang, and hunker up and wait out the storm
22:21:09 <Brunius> After a few minutes effort, you locate an opening in the mountainside - not much, but with the rate the storm is moving, it might be the best you'll find.
22:21:53 <Mekkis> Seems good, I'll dismount and head inside]
22:24:19 <Mekkis> Probably pull out a torch to light up the place.
22:28:10 <Brunius> The cave is about 30 feet deep, with the long-cold ashes of a campfire near the entrance. A few scraps of discarded parchment are scattered within, blown about by the growing wind
22:28:55 <Mekkis> Wide enough I guess. I'll lead my steed in, and start removing the saddle.
22:31:30 <Mekkis> After that, I'll grab a bottle and drink some, then recline against the rear wall
22:33:53 <Brunius> The wind picks up over the course of about an hour, then the rain begins falling. Between gusts, you can hear a distant shouting, and the crash of steel against steel
22:34:26 <Mekkis> I'll pull out my smartphone to check the progress of the storm.
22:36:29 <Brunius> Signals seems pretty poor in the cave, but the rain radar says it should pass in about 20 minutes
22:36:58 <Mekkis> Relax, check my email, see how Trump's doing
22:37:56 <Brunius> Shockingly, Trump has won the Republican nomination. It seems nothing can stand between ol' Donald and the presidency.
22:39:05 <Mekkis> Swear a bit, then look outside to see what the noise is
22:40:21 <Brunius> It seems someone has crashed their flightcycle into the mountainside, and is trying to hammer it back into shape in the hope that will restore functionality.
22:41:22 <Mekkis> I'll yell, "Hey, bring that hunk of track in here and we'll look at it. The weather's shit, ain't it".
22:45:54 <Brunius> He looks at you in surprise, and yells "Sure is" before starting to drag on his 'cycle
22:46:15 <Brunius> After a few moments of puffing exertion, you're inside
22:46:29 <Mekkis> I'll calm my mount, as he enters, "easy...."
22:46:41 <Mekkis> "What brings you to this area of the Rockies?
22:49:02 <Mekkis> umm...
22:49:59 <Mekkis> Let Death Be Final, For We Are Not the Keepers
22:50:00 <Mekkis> of Graves: One who dies should not be resurrected,
22:50:00 <Mekkis> particularly if her death occurs in the pursuit of the
22:50:00 <Mekkis> church’s beliefs or as the result of a contract on the
22:50:00 <Mekkis> deceased’s life. A worshiper of Achaekek rarely agrees to
22:50:00 <Mekkis> return to life if given the chance, and the god’s worshipers
22:50:02 <Mekkis> generally do not perform spells such as resurrection, save in
22:50:04 <Mekkis> cases where not doing so causes a greater inconvenience
22:50:06 <Mekkis> or peril to the faith.
22:52:41 <Brunius> "Exploring, y'know. Just me, the 'cycle, and nature. Nothin' quite like it." he puffs, starting to prod at his 'cycle again
22:53:10 <Mekkis> I'll look it over to see it there's anything obviously wrong with it
22:54:43 <Brunius> The front fan is completely bent out of shape, and likely won't move again without professional help. There's the possiblity of damage to the electronics, but that's harder to diagnose.
22:57:30 <Mekkis> "Man, I hope this thing's insured. That must have been some crash. You alright?"
22:58:09 <Brunius> "Nothin' I can't walk off. Hell of a shock, though"
22:58:50 <Mekkis> "Yeah. Might be best to call up some toie."
22:59:03 <Mekkis> "What Happened?"
22:59:34 <Brunius> toie?
23:00:38 <Mekkis> one who tows
23:02:15 <Brunius> "It's this storm, y'know. I thought I could outrun it but, ah, obviously not" he says, looking a bit sheepish
23:03:45 <Mekkis> "Hey, you a member of the NRA?"
23:04:39 <Brunius> "Of course" he replies, looking vaguely surprised "Got my piece right here", patting the 'cycle's saddlebags
23:04:59 <Mekkis> "Going to the Santa Fe rally?"
23:05:36 <Brunius> "Not specifically, but I might if it takes my fancy. Why?"
23:05:39 <Mekkis> Far-reaching anti-corruption
23:05:41 <Mekkis> "I hear Trump'll be guest speaker."
23:06:21 <Mekkis> My plan for dealing with corporate tax dodgers: If you can't account for your profits, we'll tax you on revenue
23:10:13 <Brunius> He makes a face "Probably not, then. I'm more of a Cruz guy"
23:13:15 <Mekkis> "Too loate for that
23:16:04 <Mekkis> I'll idly try and bend the front fan back into shape
23:18:08 <Avatar> how will we know that you won't take bribes to let corporations off the hook
23:18:15 <Brunius> It flexes slightly, but seems thoroughly crumpled.
23:18:18 <Mekkis> "Where you from anyway?"
23:18:18 <Avatar> perhaps that does not matter !!
23:18:19 <Brunius> "What about you
23:18:28 <Brunius> ? What brings you out here?"
23:19:45 <Mekkis> "Well... You know. The pope was right. Last time it took him four years...."
23:20:12 <Mekkis> "I'm heading to the rally"
23:20:22 <Mekkis> "Decided to take in the scenery"
23:33:26 <Mekkis> And I have to crash. Thanks Brunius
23:46:11 <Avatar> is whatshisname a follower of achaekek
23:46:53 Topic for #d&d is: AEDT (UTC+11:00) || Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au || https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/pathfinder-society-online-collective
23:46:53 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Nov 30 17:40:08 2015
23:46:53 <***> Buffer Playback...
23:46:54 <***> Playback Complete.
23:47:25 <Avatar> "not anymore!"
23:48:02 <Avatar> new GoT is out
23:59:35 <Mekkis> Unaipon
23:59:54 <Mekkis> AKA, he won't accept a ressurrection,
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