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// #sydney — 2019-06-18

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00:03:00 <e|f> humm
00:03:00 <e|f> goodnight friends and foes 4:)
00:03:36 <jasonhill> Yea same
00:03:56 <jasonhill> probly her hubby
00:04:00 <e|f> hugs
00:04:00 <e|f> ~~~~
00:04:07 <jasonhill> or he a poof
00:04:37 <jasonhill> So seems like girly thru txt
00:04:43 <jasonhill> Luke breaker
00:05:00 <Lumeah> Bye elfie
00:05:00 <Lumeah> Thought was a woman
00:05:30 <Lumeah> Yeah does
00:05:43 <jasonhill> Like*
00:11:00 <jasonhill> Yea same
00:12:00 <jasonhill> probly her hubby
00:12:00 <jasonhill> or he a poof
00:12:00 <jasonhill> So seems like girly thru txt
00:12:00 <jasonhill> Luke breaker
00:13:00 <Lumeah> Yeah does
00:13:00 <jasonhill> Like*
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01:20:56 <jasonhill> lol @ backshall
01:29:00 <jasonhill> lol @ backshall
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04:06:23 Topic Is: Welcome to #Sydney :) | Austnet Discord @ https://discord.gg/rGJXbXm
04:06:23 Set By: (Exo) on: Sun Jun 16 18:27:19 2019
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06:25:00 <jasonhill> Mornin
06:26:00 <jasonhill> Yawwwn
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06:43:00 <Lumeah> Morning
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06:57:00 <jasonhill> Fresh one but 17 n sunny here so that's good
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06:59:00 <Lumeah> Raining lol
06:59:00 <Lumeah> Yay.
06:59:00 <jasonhill> Oh gay
06:59:00 <Lumeah> Ond3
06:59:00 <Lumeah> Indeed
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07:00:00 <jasonhill> Under ten outside
07:00:00 <jasonhill> Puffin smoke
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07:17:00 <breaker> Lumeah, You're too good for him, you can do better.. he doesn't deserve you.
07:31:00 <jasonhill> Unlike you breaker, I can talk to women without needing to fuck em.
07:38:00 <breaker> Listen to yourself.. all you do is brag about how you disrespect women and use them for a fuck..now you're saying something totally different. You got no idea how to talk to them.. none want to even talk to you.. they see through your lies boy :)
07:39:00 <jasonhill> we are adults breaker. Again, unlike you.
07:39:00 <jasonhill> If we used each other for sex, it's none of your concern.
07:39:00 <breaker> You're no adult b1rd.. you're a mental case which belongs in a hospital.
07:40:00 <jasonhill> You just stay at your mums breaker.
07:40:00 <jasonhill> Say hi to your sister and her policeman bf.
07:41:00 <breaker> No b1rd, it's not 'we' .. it's just you.. you used her for a fuck and she got rid of you. :)
07:41:00 <jasonhill> No.
07:41:00 <breaker> Yes :)
07:41:00 <jasonhill> Me and lumeah rooted
07:41:00 <jasonhill> So it was we
07:41:00 <jasonhill> Grammar Royce.
07:42:00 <jasonhill> She loves dick Royce you didn't measure up
07:42:00 <jasonhill> Sry not sry
07:42:00 <breaker> Not your dick that's for sure.
07:42:00 <jasonhill> She loved it. :)
07:43:00 <breaker> It's all in your head b1rd. :)
07:43:00 <jasonhill> Just like your army fantasies
07:43:00 <jasonhill> U big pretender breaker
07:43:00 <jasonhill> Cb radios hacking.
07:44:00 <jasonhill> (script kid dying)
07:44:00 <jasonhill> You are useless breaker
07:44:00 <breaker> What are you even talking about b1rd?
07:44:00 <jasonhill> u tell ppl ur in the army son.
07:44:00 <jasonhill> You aren't.
07:45:00 <breaker> The more lies you tell the more people don't like you b1rd :)
07:45:00 <jasonhill> Your lies you tell ppl in the real world
07:45:00 <jasonhill> Shameless lies.
07:45:00 <breaker> Projection.
07:46:00 <jasonhill> You got thrown out by chas fechner
07:46:00 <breaker> What are you even talking about b1rd?
07:46:00 <jasonhill> For pretending to be someone ur not.
07:46:00 <jasonhill> Bbs royce
07:46:00 <lx> 1 seeya1 jasonhill...
07:46:00 <breaker> Your 'trolling' methods are shit house b1rd :)
07:47:00 <jasonhill> You are responding because you remember telling lies about being in the army.
07:47:00 <jasonhill> And you feel embarrased
07:48:00 <breaker> I'm responding because I am putting you in your place.
07:48:00 <jasonhill> You are a petty criminal and a registered police informant Royce.
07:48:00 <jasonhill> You are waiting for the bottledhop to open arent you Royce?
07:49:00 <breaker> Where do I live again b1rd?
07:49:00 <jasonhill> whydham Vale with mummy.
07:49:00 <breaker> What's my name again b1rd?
07:49:00 <jasonhill> Royce
07:49:00 <breaker> Who am I again b1rd?
07:49:00 <jasonhill> a ranga fgt
07:50:00 <jasonhill> Royce from corio and werribee.
07:50:00 <jasonhill> A known petty thief
07:50:00 <jasonhill> An iv drug user
07:50:00 <breaker> Last week you said I live in Corio.. this week you're saying I live in Werribee shit farm
07:51:00 <breaker> Where do I live again b1rd?
07:51:00 <jasonhill> Well known amongst authorities for being a junky
07:51:00 <jasonhill> U grew up in corio moved to werribee son
07:51:00 <breaker> I don't do drugs b1rd :)
07:51:00 <jasonhill> U live with ur mum in wyndhamvale
07:51:00 <jasonhill> Yes you do
07:51:00 <breaker> Where?
07:51:00 <jasonhill> U live with ur mum in Wyndham Vale..
07:52:00 <breaker> Where do I live again b1rd?
07:52:00 <jasonhill> Address written down here
07:52:00 <breaker> Say where?
07:52:00 <jasonhill> U live with ur mum in Wyndham Vale...
07:52:00 <jasonhill> :)
07:52:00 <jasonhill> Scared?
07:52:00 <breaker> What suburb do I live in b1rd?
07:52:00 <breaker> Can you tell me where I live again b1rd? I'm dying to know.
07:52:00 <breaker> :)
07:54:00 <jasonhill> ^
07:54:00 <jasonhill> You are for me
07:56:00 <breaker> So.. b1rdy says I live in Wyndham Vale, Werribee shit farm and Corio.. 3 houses I own in all 3 areas.. is that what you're saying b1rdy ?
07:56:00 <jasonhill> dance royce
07:56:00 <jasonhill> I gotchya
07:57:00 <breaker> No b1rdy, you got nothing :)
07:57:00 <jasonhill> dance Royce.
07:57:00 <breaker> Doesn't work on me b1rdy :)
07:57:00 <jasonhill> what time does your local bws open Royce?
07:57:00 <jasonhill> not long now.
07:58:00 <breaker> You tell me b1rdy.. you're telling the story :)
07:58:00 <jasonhill> I don't drink. :)
07:58:00 <breaker> Liar :)
07:58:00 <jasonhill> :) nope.
07:59:00 <breaker> The last 4 times you cammed up.. you were drinking and telling us what you were drinking.. we recorded you :)
07:59:00 <breaker> Last week wasn't it b1rdy? :)
08:00:00 <breaker> Now you're broke as dog shit till tomorrow :)
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08:03:00 <breaker> !ttop10
08:03:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. jasonhill(3755) 2. Floss(1743) 3. dazzo2(1681) 4. e|f(1088) 5. Kriegsmaschine(987) 6. breaker(792) 7. Lumeah(221) 8. Skirmish(214) 9. [[[[[pong]]]]](153) 10. Chance(105)
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08:38:00 <breaker> Back for another belting?
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09:23:00 <steven_> lol
09:24:08 <jasonhill> Oi
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10:36:00 <Lumeah> Lol
10:36:00 <Lumeah> Read up
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11:25:00 <Lumeah> Here's trouble.
11:38:32 <jasonhill> Cleaned up the place.
11:38:32 <jasonhill> Dusted everything
11:38:32 <Lumeah> What son
11:38:32 <!HellFury> back later
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11:38:32 <jasonhill> K
11:38:32 <Discord> <Exo> Mornin b1rd
11:38:32 <jasonhill> Hi
11:38:32 <jasonhill> I
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11:46:00 <jigsaw> yodee
11:49:03 <Cosmic^Girl> Jigggy:)
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11:51:26 <jasonhill> This young jogger i see this morning has kidney damage from supplements.
11:51:52 <jasonhill> yuck. Smells like piss. It build up.
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12:16:58 <jasonhill> Reboot brb
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12:20:00 <breaker> Back for another belting b1rd?
12:22:03 <MikeRotunda> KFC
12:22:05 <MikeRotunda> Lumeah
12:22:07 <MikeRotunda> the kfc shitz
12:22:45 <jasonhill> Heart rate 56 bpm
12:23:47 <Lumeah> U aren't in my life, why do u want to keep contacting me?
12:24:02 <Lumeah> This kfc shit is enough for u?
12:24:06 <Lumeah> ...
12:24:13 <Lumeah> K...
12:25:03 <Lumeah> Because u could have a normal convo.. But u dish out kfc shit all the time..?
12:25:12 <Lumeah> Silly
12:25:15 <Lumeah> Grow up
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12:42:06 <MikeRotunda> the kfc shitz
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12:48:44 <MikeRotunda> the kfc
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13:20:15 <Discord> <Exo> 🤔
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13:35:28 <jigsaw> ooh hellfury away, the mice can play
13:36:01 * Cosmic^Girl steps on jiggy's tail
13:36:18 <jigsaw> hi kitty ;)
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13:41:33 <Exo> hellow jigalow
13:42:49 <jigsaw> hilo exxon
13:43:28 <Exo> lazy sundays in full force
13:43:34 <faux> yup
13:43:41 <jigsaw> hi fux xx
13:43:43 <faux> ibeen in bed for like 3 hours rn
13:43:46 <faux> hi jiggy xx
13:44:17 * Exo rolls around in his own filth
13:44:18 <jigsaw> you know them daft fb games
13:44:20 <jigsaw> with ads
13:44:30 <jigsaw> just saw the worst ad ever!
13:44:42 <jigsaw> magnetic bracelet with diff magnets
13:44:51 <jigsaw> most of which were made up names
13:45:13 <jigsaw> claiming to help or prevent every chronic illness known inc old age
13:45:19 <jigsaw> laughable
13:46:20 <jigsaw> and sleep, guy sleeping on bed with big smile
13:47:26 <jasonhill> Hi
13:48:10 <Exo> was it the thanos glove
13:49:36 <jigsaw> nah, titanium bracelet
13:49:50 <jigsaw> far infra red magnet
13:49:55 <jigsaw> ion magnet
13:50:01 <jigsaw> etc
13:50:12 <jigsaw> all bs
13:50:45 <jigsaw> and the usual ironman athletes as the after effect
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13:58:32 <jigsaw> 49 5 star reviews out of 49 :)
14:00:10 <jigsaw> get rich quick - prey on the stupid
14:01:44 <jasonhill> I got a little shorty!
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14:04:55 <e|f> yar mateys
14:09:46 <HellFury> dunno what that means
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14:15:11 <e|f> wb HF :)
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14:15:35 <e|f> wb faux :)
14:17:21 <HellFury> ta
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14:19:36 <jasonhill> Hey elf
14:19:44 <e|f> sup :)
14:20:32 <jasonhill> Juss woke up slept
14:20:34 <jasonhill> U
14:20:43 <e|f> doing some things
14:21:09 <jasonhill> Exciting
14:21:15 <jasonhill> Things
14:21:24 <e|f> :D
14:21:33 <jasonhill> I got a little shorty!
14:21:48 <jasonhill> Ill announce its meaning later lol
14:21:55 <jasonhill> https://youtu.be/fWvKvOViM3g
14:21:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Black Sabbath - Paranoid (Full Album) (Nov 30, 2017) Length: 01:23:30 - Category: Entertainment - 6,325,016 views - 46,537 likes (95.3%), 2,298 dislikes (4.7%)
14:22:06 <jasonhill> Food
14:22:10 <e|f> listening to some Dire Straits
14:22:18 <jasonhill> Cools
14:24:44 <e|f> that ain't working...
14:24:50 <e|f> that's the way you do it...
14:25:07 <e|f> you play the guitar on the MTV...
14:25:19 <e|f> ... money for nothing and your chicks for free...
14:25:23 <jasonhill> Lol
14:25:36 <jasonhill> cool
14:25:38 * e|f nods in agreement
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14:27:49 <e|f> marketing psychology at its finest
14:28:27 * e|f pulls out a Bic cigarette lighter and lights it to salute the Dire Straits
14:32:58 <HellFury> http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR503.loop.shtml
14:33:02 <HellFury> explains why its muggy
14:33:19 <HellFury> it stormed at 9 am
14:33:32 <HellFury> then at 11;45 am
14:33:36 <HellFury> and more coming
14:33:53 <e|f> God sneezed
14:34:29 <jasonhill> Yay song got me outta bed
14:34:31 <HellFury> sister in law got out a lovely llama pinata
14:34:43 <HellFury> my two older nephews broke it
14:34:51 <HellFury> but it was partially broken
14:34:59 <jasonhill> The hashish on my scissors is making it hard to chop
14:35:04 <HellFury> one of the birthday boys decapitated it
14:35:10 <HellFury> *shakes head*
14:35:36 <HellFury> meanwhile s-i-l is almost ready to bitch slap the older boy 24 who broke it
14:36:23 <e|f> use a pipe and nail scissors
14:36:42 <jasonhill> Ye gonna smoke a big lump of hash now
14:36:49 <e|f> ok
14:36:50 <jasonhill> Lol
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14:37:33 <e|f> but it's not 4:20 yet
14:38:11 <jasonhill> Ye i play by my ow rules :p
14:38:18 <e|f> true
14:38:28 <jasonhill> Song me lol
14:39:45 <e|f> there's a party in my mouth and all the chocolate is invited
14:40:01 <jasonhill> Haha is that a song
14:40:45 <e|f> no but, you know... munchies...
14:40:55 <jasonhill> Yum
14:41:04 <jasonhill> gt nto it
14:41:52 <e|f> spose one of those little coffee grinders would do the job well
14:41:55 <e|f> maybe too well
14:42:26 <jasonhill> Yea i still gtn servo coffer
14:43:00 <e|f> nescafe bby
14:43:23 <jasonhill> Ill gt some
14:43:43 <e|f> though some artisan coffees are always nice
14:43:51 <jasonhill> But then ill need a reason to go for a walk in the morning
14:43:59 <jasonhill> They r
14:44:09 <jasonhill> Nice strong one
14:45:14 <jasonhill> Im throwing coconut water down rn
14:45:22 <e|f> problems of the western world - i need my mother fuckin' morning coffee!
14:45:32 <jasonhill> Lol yeap
14:47:18 <jasonhill> I always kinda fall into split shifts if I'm housed
14:47:35 <jasonhill> Good few hours in the arvo
14:47:52 <e|f> mhm
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14:49:46 <e|f> if ya spent 6 bucks a day, every day on a coffee...
14:50:01 <e|f> 2190 bucks a year
14:50:02 <jasonhill> Six really?
14:50:13 <jasonhill> Tru
14:50:14 <jasonhill> But.
14:50:23 <jasonhill> Thats fk all money over a year
14:50:33 <e|f> yea
14:51:18 <jasonhill> For the temporary happiness it brings me. 4 bucks a day is money well spent if they r good beans and enough shots in it
14:51:48 <e|f> guy i know, i worked out he spends about 8k on tobacco
14:51:58 <jasonhill> To make good coffee at home itd cost nearly the same to maintain a machine etc etc
14:52:00 <^Q^> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTquc-T0RMs
14:52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Super Mario Odyssey - Steam Gardens (ft. Jabroni Mike) - Otamatone Cover || mklachu (Apr 25, 2018) Length: 2:52 - Category: Music - 90,502 views - likes (99.4%), 30 dislikes (0.6%)
14:52:00 <MikeRotunda> jasonhill you there son?
14:52:01 <e|f> smokes a whole 25g pouch a day
14:52:04 <jasonhill> Econims
14:52:12 <jasonhill> Economics of scale u see hun
14:52:17 <jasonhill> Wow
14:52:17 <e|f> yup
14:52:23 <jasonhill> How his lungs
14:52:35 <e|f> yeah :)
14:52:41 <jasonhill> Too much
14:53:00 <e|f> he's gonna get hurt for sure... but i hope not
14:53:04 <jasonhill> Takes me six days to go thru that in the bong
14:53:10 <jasonhill> N i smoke lotta choof
14:53:17 <jasonhill> Yeah
14:53:19 <jasonhill> Lol
14:53:31 * e|f prays
14:53:50 <jasonhill> Not much else u can do without gtn dragged down
14:53:55 <jasonhill> :/
14:54:21 <e|f> i gave him my vape that i used to use
14:54:27 <e|f> so nicotine fluid is an option
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14:54:47 <jasonhill> Nice of u
14:55:01 <e|f> ^_^
14:55:35 <jasonhill> Forty a day
14:55:45 <jasonhill> Just buy a fkn half Oz a week
14:55:46 <e|f> you can import nicotine fluid legally to australia from places like new zealand
14:56:06 <jasonhill> Weed > bakki
14:56:14 <jasonhill> Kool
14:56:27 <e|f> algebra now
14:56:34 <e|f> weed is greater than tobacco
14:56:38 <jasonhill> Lol
14:56:40 <e|f> hmm
14:56:40 <lx> ...ah huh...
14:56:46 <jasonhill> U luvya maths ay
14:57:06 <e|f> just years of computer programmin stuck in my mind
14:57:17 <jasonhill> Gts that way
14:57:48 <jasonhill> Wat I feel like eating
14:57:58 <jasonhill> Gotta think early coz gets cold dark
14:59:11 <e|f> bbiab
14:59:16 <jasonhill> K
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15:09:31 <jasonhill> Dire straights brothers in arms
15:09:45 <jasonhill> Ride across the river
15:09:52 <jasonhill> Chilled as ^
15:10:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Discord
15:10:56 <jasonhill> That guitar
15:15:09 <jasonhill> I can feel u thinking :)
15:15:17 <jasonhill> Dnt put sht on me
15:15:55 <jasonhill> https://youtu.be/U-dwjybcAZw
15:16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Method Man, 2Pac, Ice Cube, Eazy E - Built For This feat Freddie Gibbs (NEW 2019) [HD] (Aug 18, 2017) Length: 6:47 - Category: Music - 125,590,284 views - 796,516 likes (96%), 32,981 dislikes (4%)
15:17:30 <jasonhill> https://youtu.be/4PM5YWZnhIs
15:17:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Gangsta, The Killa, and The Dope Dealer (May 31, 2006) Length: 4:16 - Category: Music - 19,699,573 views - 126,818 likes (96.3%), 4,897 dislikes (3.7%)
15:19:00 <e|f> yar mateys
15:19:00 <e|f> who is the captain of this pirate ship
15:21:35 <e|f> back
15:21:56 <jasonhill> https://youtu.be/bueFTrwHFEs
15:21:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ice Cube - Check Yo Self (Official Video) (Feb 26, 2009) Length: - Category: Music - 27,857,986 views - 242,577 likes (98.5%), 3,590 dislikes (1.5%)
15:30:00 <jasonhill> Elfo!
15:31:00 <e|f> jasonhill-o
15:31:00 <jasonhill> Gday
15:31:00 <e|f> how's things
15:32:00 <jasonhill> Yea good
15:32:00 <e|f> good stuff
15:33:00 <jasonhill> Hows u
15:33:00 <e|f> wonderful
15:33:00 <jasonhill> Great day isnt it
15:34:00 <e|f> getting a bit of rain here
15:34:00 <e|f> good for the garden
15:35:00 <MikeRotunda> :D
15:35:00 <MikeRotunda> Where you live son?
15:35:02 <HellFury> mmm
15:35:08 <HellFury> fast and furious storm
15:35:13 <HellFury> it even hailed
15:37:00 <e|f> ok so i have more home renos to do
15:38:00 <e|f> cheers
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15:39:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h faux
15:40:34 <e|f> i'm out for a bit
15:40:38 <e|f> take care all :)
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15:41:00 <jasonhill> Wheres mine ya cunt
15:42:00 <jasonhill> Yay
15:42:00 <MikeRotunda> ahhhhh
15:42:00 <MikeRotunda> There he is!
15:42:00 <MikeRotunda> jasonhill
15:42:00 <MikeRotunda> Welcome son
15:42:00 <jasonhill> Home Reno's wanna help?
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15:44:00 <Sutekh> Mike, i dont like it when u call me names.. :(
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15:46:00 <Sutekh> haha registering new nicks on Austnet is now very tiresome Mike :)
15:47:00 <MikeRotunda> I beg yours?
15:47:00 <MikeRotunda> Here comes Exo's discord bot
15:47:00 <MikeRotunda> Much more useful
15:47:00 <MikeRotunda> lx
15:47:00 <lx> 12 Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.
15:47:00 <MikeRotunda> The log bot
15:47:00 <lx> 12 You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
15:47:00 <MikeRotunda> Reads the logs
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15:47:10 <Chance> wake the fuck up Yall.
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15:47:35 * Chance farts
15:47:42 <jasonhill> Home
15:47:48 <jasonhill> Nice
15:48:00 <MikeRotunda> a spy
15:48:00 <MikeRotunda> spybot
15:48:00 <MikeRotunda> indeed
15:48:20 <Chance> Theres a Question For All to Answer Whats the reason, you guys come on here?
15:48:41 <jasonhill> none of your business
15:48:42 <HellFury> how about you answer it
15:48:47 <jasonhill> Yeah
15:48:59 <HellFury> most of us are here just doing other shit thats not irc relate
15:49:00 <HellFury> d
15:49:00 <Chance> well I asked, the room lol
15:49:15 <jasonhill> too bad fgt
15:49:24 <Chance> whats a fgt?
15:49:30 <jasonhill> Answer ur questions smart cunt
15:49:51 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
15:50:00 <MikeRotunda> the shitter bot
15:50:00 <MikeRotunda> holding his script bans
15:50:00 <MikeRotunda> for the ped channels
15:50:00 <MikeRotunda> the secret peds
15:50:00 <MikeRotunda> With their leader
15:50:00 <e|f> no p talk please
15:50:04 <Chance> I dont come on here all the time just alittle bit in the morning and at night time
15:50:14 <Chance> thats my answer now , whats yours?
15:50:20 <jasonhill> Ur in denial
15:50:44 <jasonhill> Why was the question
15:50:48 <jasonhill> Not when.
15:50:56 <jasonhill> U that fkn dense?
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15:51:00 <MikeRotunda> oh fuck i forgot you were an op
15:51:00 <MikeRotunda> lol
15:51:00 <MikeRotunda> Sorry
15:51:27 <Chance> Whats a fgt?
15:51:58 <jasonhill> Got my bread from the shop but this angry prostitute smashed up every loaf I like so bought one anyway.
15:52:05 <jasonhill> Few pears
15:52:18 <jasonhill> Shit paper shit like that
15:52:35 <Chance> !ttop10
15:52:37 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. jasonhill(569) 2. e|f(417) 3. ^Q^(243) 4. HellFury(184) 5. jigsaw(113) 6. Cosmic^Girl(100) 7. faux(94) 8. Exo(86) 9. breaker(71) 10. Lumeah(67)
15:52:45 <jasonhill> Number one
15:52:52 <jasonhill> Fuck im narcissistic
15:53:00 <Chance> Number One at What sucking dick ;)
15:53:22 <jasonhill> Ask ur dad if u need to suck dick
15:53:23 <Chance> ohh right sorry in top 10
15:53:57 <jasonhill> At everything
15:54:04 <Chance> well the thing rests at night time
15:54:19 <jasonhill> Excuses son
15:54:32 <jasonhill> Hi pong
15:54:39 <Chance> you see ive gotta life.
15:54:51 <Chance> In a second ill be logging offline.
15:55:09 <jasonhill> No u do not
15:55:14 <HellFury> yeah to go wank
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15:55:26 <jasonhill> Hes goin to work
15:55:31 <Chance> HellFury thats your job
15:55:34 <jasonhill> Massages. Tough times
15:55:38 <HellFury> no thanks
15:55:42 <HellFury> i don't wank idiots
15:55:46 <Chance> lol
15:56:01 <jasonhill> Chance gives a massage with a happy ending for two dorra extra
15:56:06 <jasonhill> Plus plus ;)
15:56:08 <Chance> btw, im going out doing something eles then here ;)
15:56:15 <jasonhill> Sure sure
15:56:24 <jasonhill> Ur goin for a sleep mate
15:56:30 <jasonhill> Ur backs fucked
15:56:43 <Chance> Nah Mate...
15:56:52 <HellFury> so is mine but im still sitting up
15:57:17 <jasonhill> Yes mate
15:57:19 <Chance> well HellFury hugs im outta here...
15:57:26 <jasonhill> Bye ya
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15:59:26 <jasonhill> Hi ya sutekh
15:59:36 <jasonhill> behaving this weekend?
15:59:42 <Sutekh> Ya
15:59:49 <jasonhill> good boy
15:59:53 <Sutekh> cut some grass
16:00:02 <jasonhill> u go boy
16:00:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii b1rd
16:00:11 <jasonhill> Get them chores done
16:00:11 <Sutekh> on my rideon, did some burnouts
16:00:21 <jasonhill> No idea
16:00:30 <jasonhill> Oh ride on.
16:00:33 <jasonhill> Pong is hear
16:00:42 <jasonhill> Yeah that sounds like fun not
16:00:56 <jasonhill> would suck to own property
16:02:06 <Sutekh> cant get booted out
16:02:20 <jasonhill> Either can i
16:03:13 <Sutekh> u might if u piss on their lawn
16:03:22 <jasonhill> No i wont
16:03:34 <jasonhill> Do what i want here
16:07:10 <Sutekh> i can have nude parties, loud music, animal sacrifices.. whatever ;p
16:07:44 <jasonhill> well if ur into that stuff you'd best stay in the country we don't want u
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16:09:49 <Sutekh> haha
16:09:56 <jasonhill> haha?
16:10:14 <Sutekh> where do u think ur kfc comes from
16:11:07 <jasonhill> I don't give a fuck about animals
16:11:25 <jasonhill> Plus I don't eat kfc
16:11:52 <Sutekh> maybe throw u into the pig pen at feeding time
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16:12:26 <jasonhill> We have the means to deal with extremist views in this country sutekh
16:12:33 <jasonhill> A bullet.
16:12:44 <Sutekh> in ya jocks
16:12:48 <jasonhill> Keep ur filth up in nsw
16:12:59 <jasonhill> We will shoot em on the border
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16:13:38 <jasonhill> Yea in my pants is a fkn artillery shell
16:13:39 <Sutekh> i dont take orders from druggies :)
16:13:46 <jasonhill> 420 lite up
16:13:53 <jasonhill> You serve the public son
16:14:11 <jasonhill> You'll do as you are instructed.
16:14:31 <Sutekh> lol
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16:15:02 <Sutekh> i look after dysfuctional retards... ur prob one of my clients ;p
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16:15:38 <jasonhill> got that back to school Sunday feeling yet sutekh at the thought of having to return to work tomorrow? :p
16:16:41 Part: ^Q^ (~{[email protected]) from #sydney
16:16:42 <jasonhill> Thats what you tell urself. You know who is really running the show. Lol. Us 'retards'.
16:16:59 <jasonhill> U guys are like parasites.
16:17:07 <jasonhill> But
16:17:18 <Sutekh> well, ill admit, without the spastics id be unemployed, so all good
16:17:22 <jasonhill> It's a symbiotic relationship it benefits the host so.
16:17:30 <jasonhill> Ill allow u to feed off me
16:17:45 <jasonhill> Indeed we don't need u. Remember that.
16:18:15 <jasonhill> we are kind hearted enough to let u keep ur jobs ;)
16:19:38 <Sutekh> b1rd, u are a good man
16:20:26 <jasonhill> good men have their limits. So let's not push them.
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16:22:18 <Sutekh> ill push whaatever i like
16:22:34 <jasonhill> with consequences
16:23:15 Kick: jasonhill was kicked by Sutekh (learn ur place, and kneel before the Lord)
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16:23:23 <jasonhill> which will not serve your interests. I can assure you.
16:23:30 Kick: jasonhill was kicked by Sutekh (learn ur place, and kneel before the Lord)
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16:23:38 <Lumeah> Lol
16:23:41 <jasonhill> I win.
16:23:45 <jasonhill> gg
16:24:17 <Sutekh> now thats sorted, time for a snack :)
16:24:29 <jasonhill> :)
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16:35:25 <Discord> <Exo> The chips are in the oven
16:35:47 <jasonhill> Discord is dumb exo
16:37:01 <Sutekh> chippiessssssssss
16:37:45 <jasonhill> Yum
16:38:23 <jasonhill> bon apa tits chrissy
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16:40:10 <Sutekh> Jimbo
16:40:24 <^bozoJim> hi Sutekh
16:40:45 <Discord> <Exo> Mmm raspherry pi
16:40:58 <Discord> <Exo> Evening sutekh bozogym
16:41:25 <^bozoJim> hello Exo
16:42:59 <jasonhill> Yum hommus
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16:44:37 <Sutekh> Exo :D
16:44:45 <jasonhill> Hey exo
16:44:48 <^bozoJim> well well well well look who is on
16:45:07 <^bozoJim> got yourself arrested again exo so you have to come on a different way?
16:45:17 <^bozoJim> or, are you still in weekend detention
16:46:00 <e|f> also
16:46:45 <jasonhill> Hows the bitch n stitch sessions going gym
16:46:52 <Discord> <Exo> Loool lies
16:47:00 <e|f> those paint runner pro roller things as seen on TV do actually work
16:47:00 <e|f> thank you, Impulse Buying Network, for you saved me
16:47:02 <Discord> <Exo> Hows ur weekend jimmy
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16:47:17 <^bozoJim> it was sort of ok
16:47:27 <^bozoJim> recovering from the tumble I took thursday
16:47:47 <jasonhill> As the supreme alpha male I must eat first brb
16:47:51 <jasonhill> :D
16:48:05 <^bozoJim> It is ok Exo I do not care that they say you do weekend detention for all of your drunken nights you got yourself poicked up
16:49:00 <e|f> https://tvshop.com.au/products/the-renovator-paint-runner
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16:50:00 <e|f> but do two coats for a nice finish
16:50:00 <e|f> definitely two coats
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16:52:04 <Cosmic^Girl> Exoooo :) Sutekhhhh:) Jimmmy :)
16:52:52 <^bozoJim> hello Cosmic^Girl
16:56:00 * ^bozoJim is talking to Exo on his mobile and he is awaiting 8pm so he can be released and go home from weekend detention
16:56:21 <Sutekh> CG :D
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16:58:00 <e|f> hi jim 4:)
16:59:00 <^bozoJim> hi e|f
16:59:17 <jasonhill> Hiya cg :)
16:59:30 <jasonhill> Yay eating first
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17:00:00 <e|f> how goes it
17:00:00 <^bozoJim> I am ok thanks
17:00:00 <e|f> great 4:)
17:03:53 <jasonhill> Muse - undisclosed desires
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17:05:00 <jasonhill> Sup
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17:14:19 <jasonhill> Burp
17:16:55 <jasonhill> So full
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17:20:00 <jasonhill> Sup
17:20:00 <jasonhill> Im having porridge
17:21:00 <HellFury> i'm eating lice
17:21:00 <HellFury> er
17:21:00 <HellFury> rice
17:22:00 <jasonhill> LOL
17:22:00 <Lumeah> I just had a pie
17:22:00 <jasonhill> rice is nice
17:22:00 <jasonhill> Yum
17:22:00 <Lumeah> Carbs
17:22:00 <jasonhill> Wat sort
17:23:00 <jasonhill> Yea its winter
17:23:00 <jasonhill> :)
17:23:00 <Lumeah> Plan form pollies
17:23:00 <jasonhill> Oh yum
17:23:00 <Lumeah> Yup
17:23:00 <jasonhill> They ok
17:23:00 <Lumeah> Yeah are
17:23:00 <jasonhill> I went there
17:23:00 <Lumeah> Cools :)
17:23:00 <jasonhill> Not best but
17:23:00 <jasonhill> Up there
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17:24:00 <Lumeah> So the boys are happynst work that im doing more manual jobsm
17:24:00 <jasonhill> Ok
17:24:00 <Lumeah> But the deficiencys are still there and the rhododendron mite
17:24:00 <Lumeah> Lol
17:24:00 <Lumeah> Stupid
17:25:00 <Lumeah> One lady moved out
17:25:00 <jasonhill> Yup
17:25:00 <Lumeah> Think she jack of the place
17:25:00 <Lumeah> Aww
17:25:00 <jasonhill> Yup
17:25:00 <jasonhill> Thatll happen
17:25:00 <Lumeah> Rediculious
17:25:00 <T-City> Lumeah: welcome to the kfc
17:25:00 <Lumeah> Hi subway
17:25:00 <jasonhill> Work in melbs
17:26:00 <Lumeah> I don't have uber eats
17:26:00 <Lumeah> :p
17:26:00 <^bozoJim> hello Lumeah
17:26:00 <Lumeah> Hi Jimmy
17:26:00 <jasonhill> Yea come live here
17:26:00 <jasonhill> Get lotsa work
17:26:00 <T-City> what kind of work are you looking for Lumeah ?
17:27:00 <Lumeah> I should go to melbs uni study botony
17:27:00 <Lumeah> Gi back to work name all the trees
17:27:00 <jasonhill> Creammy porridge
17:27:00 <jasonhill> Yes good idea
17:27:00 <Lumeah> And still have all the deficiencys
17:28:00 <Lumeah> And same old problem
17:28:00 <Lumeah> Naming s fucking tree doesn't make it more healthy
17:28:00 <Lumeah> It doesn't know its name ffs
17:28:00 <Lumeah> Stupid
17:29:00 <jasonhill> Yea
17:29:00 <Lumeah> What's thr point of experience
17:29:00 <jasonhill> Ur workmates r spastics
17:29:00 <jasonhill> Indeed
17:29:00 <Lumeah> If we have to do the same sold
17:30:00 <Lumeah> I... Know.....
17:30:00 <jasonhill> Yup
17:30:00 <Lumeah> Seriously
17:30:00 <Lumeah> Sigh
17:30:00 <jasonhill> Lol
17:30:00 <Lumeah> Whatever
17:31:00 <jasonhill> Ye
17:31:00 <Lumeah> To lazy find another job
17:31:00 <jasonhill> Gets that way
17:32:00 <jasonhill> Had a nice ride today
17:32:00 <jasonhill> Wasnt too cold just comfortable
17:32:00 <jasonhill> Just got home eatin
17:34:00 <Lumeah> Yeah?
17:34:00 <jasonhill> Yup
17:34:00 <Lumeah> Friends dad has a bike wants to sell it
17:34:00 <Lumeah> Uts a Yamaha. Old ish
17:34:00 <jasonhill> Cool
17:34:00 <Lumeah> Has big seat n square tail light
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17:34:08 * zaim slaps Exo around a bit with a large trout
17:34:27 <jasonhill> Zaimo
17:35:00 <jasonhill> Ok
17:35:00 <Lumeah> Was coved uo
17:35:00 <Lumeah> He wasn't there
17:35:00 <jasonhill> Oh rite u kno the model?
17:35:00 <jasonhill> Doesn't matter tho
17:35:23 <zaim> sup jase from outta space
17:35:36 <jasonhill> :)
17:35:50 <steven_> quick sesh
17:35:51 <jasonhill> Nm juss b chopn up an after dinner mu
17:35:54 <jasonhill> Ll
17:35:57 <zaim> noice
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17:36:08 <zaim> mull
17:36:09 <zaim> lol
17:36:11 <zaim> classic
17:36:19 <jasonhill> Yea lol
17:36:23 <jasonhill> Mullin up
17:36:31 <zaim> i feel like its 1998 again
17:36:49 <jasonhill> Good times then and now mate
17:36:56 <jasonhill> Gotta make it hpn
17:37:06 <zaim> i was in year 8 in 98
17:37:18 <jasonhill> Oh k
17:37:27 <jasonhill> Me bout 18
17:37:36 <Discord> <partay> i was 24
17:37:51 <jasonhill> All this arithmetic
17:37:53 <Discord> <partay> prob bangin your mum zaim
17:37:57 <zaim> pro
17:37:58 <zaim> b
17:38:00 <Discord> <partay> lol
17:38:14 <zaim> why are u on discord and not here
17:38:24 <jasonhill> They hiding
17:38:36 <zaim> gay as
17:38:36 <jasonhill> Scared of breaker hckn the servers
17:38:40 <jasonhill> Ye
17:38:46 <Discord> <partay> lol
17:39:00 <Lumeah> Nah
17:39:00 <T-City> what kind of work are you looking for Lumeah ?
17:39:00 <Lumeah> Seid lighting bolt
17:39:47 <jasonhill> Go for it
17:40:00 <Lumeah> Don't think is tho
17:40:00 <jasonhill> Get it for free
17:40:06 <jasonhill> Nice green mix
17:40:21 <jasonhill> After dinner choof
17:41:00 <jasonhill> Mm peanut butter
17:41:00 <T-City> what kind of work are you looking for Lumeah ?
17:41:32 <jasonhill> Got a new small bong cz smash me big tallie
17:41:38 <jasonhill> I call it shortie
17:46:23 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Discord
17:46:28 <Exo> good evening chumps
17:46:33 <jasonhill> Hi
17:46:33 <Exo> fkn freezin outside
17:46:38 <jasonhill> Yup
17:46:53 * Exo puts some party pies in the oven
17:46:53 <jasonhill> Im bunker down
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17:47:07 * Exo slaps zaim around a bit with a large trout
17:47:21 * zaim slaps Exo around a bit with a large trout
17:47:26 <zaim> my nugga
17:47:48 <Exo> how are u mah boi
17:48:01 <Discord> <partay> Exo nigs
17:48:10 <zaim> chest infections like a bossss u m8
17:48:48 <Exo> howdy partay >:D
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17:49:03 <jasonhill> Smoke bongs it hlps
17:49:07 <Exo> shake it off with some benchpresses son
17:49:09 <zaim> chongs
17:49:12 <jasonhill> yea
17:49:15 <jasonhill> lol
17:49:30 <jasonhill> resin lubricates throat
17:49:38 <Exo> i heard u were sexting up the ladies on voice chat last night b1rd
17:49:44 <jasonhill> Ye
17:50:00 <jasonhill> Was really tense
17:50:18 <jasonhill> Lotsa girls on
17:50:26 <Exo> i heard breaker got jealous u got all the attentions
17:50:29 <Exo> :p
17:50:33 <jasonhill> Yea
17:50:37 <jasonhill> Poor guy
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17:51:16 <jasonhill> one lady try tbone me coz i didnt bone her
17:51:20 <jasonhill> Shes fiesty
17:51:39 <jasonhill> Lol i mean it's only rejection
17:51:52 <jasonhill> but i alive so it's a good day
17:51:59 <Exo> evening Floss ;-)
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17:52:11 <Floss> Hai
17:52:18 <jasonhill> Hi frost
17:52:23 <Exo> can't keep that ladies away from u aye b1rd
17:52:38 <jasonhill> Yea its literally killing me
17:52:45 <jasonhill> :p
17:53:37 * Exo snuggles Cosmic^Girl by the roarinG fire
17:54:00 <e|f> home renos continue
17:54:00 <e|f> 4:D
17:54:20 * jasonhill spreads his cheeks feels his ass
17:54:26 <Discord> <partay> scrooches between cosmic girl and exo
17:54:59 <Exo> the meat in the sandwich
17:55:11 <Exo> !insult skyfire
17:55:33 <Discord> <Exo> howdy bozojim 😋
17:55:33 * jasonhill feels his thighs.. Mmm winter storage bought n paid for
17:55:42 <Discord> <faux> Golly
17:55:55 <jasonhill> Lol
17:55:56 <Discord> <Exo> evening cutie fauxy
17:56:00 <Discord> <faux> Hi gorgy
17:56:00 <e|f> how long would it take my hero Leonardo Da Vinci to paint a room, i wonder
17:56:02 <Discord> <faux> What up
17:56:07 <Discord> <Exo> 😍
17:56:12 <Discord> <faux> 😘
17:56:29 <Discord> <faux> Im about to make dins. Work was a nightmare today
17:56:32 <Discord> <faux> So busy
17:56:36 <jasonhill> yum
17:56:44 <Discord> <^bozojim> Hello Exo
17:56:45 <jasonhill> Cook for me
17:56:52 <Discord> <faux> Id rather not lol
17:56:56 <Floss> I'm making chicken carbonara in the show cooker
17:56:59 <jasonhill> Karn
17:57:00 <e|f> he might stop and become engrossed in some other activity
17:57:00 <e|f> haha
17:57:00 <jasonhill> Hii
17:57:00 <jasonhill> Yes i reckon he most definitely would
17:57:03 <Discord> <faux> Show cooker
17:57:09 <jasonhill> Yum
17:57:20 <Discord> <Exo> awww that's alright, now u are here amongst friends and luvers
17:57:21 <Discord> <faux> Im just making a warm chickpea salad
17:57:29 <jasonhill> Wouldnt mind some wog food
17:57:33 <Discord> <faux> Whos who exo
17:57:43 <Floss> So are you guys on discord but it shows on IRC?
17:57:49 <Discord> <faux> Yup
17:57:56 <Floss> Random
17:58:00 <jasonhill> :)
17:58:00 <e|f> 4:p
17:58:03 <jasonhill> Thatll do for entire fucks then ill go to frost for main
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17:58:07 <Floss> Is it better than IRC?
17:58:14 <Discord> <faux> Yes
17:58:16 <Discord> <Exo> pop in have a look lols
17:58:17 <jasonhill> Auto correct
17:58:18 <jasonhill> Lol
17:58:19 <Discord> <faux> More features
17:58:24 <jasonhill> On tray
17:58:39 <Discord> <faux> Plus i can ftb to Exo's voice
17:58:40 <Floss> Does discord have an app?
17:58:44 <Discord> <faux> Yup
17:58:48 <Discord> <faux> Im on my phone rn
17:58:53 <jasonhill> Use can feed me like a stray
17:58:54 <Floss> Ok I'll have a look
17:59:00 <e|f> an elf on a mission
17:59:00 <HellFury> or wank
17:59:00 <HellFury> to britney
17:59:00 <Lumeah> Hi e|f
17:59:00 <e|f> a wank 4:o
17:59:00 <jasonhill> Yay mission
17:59:00 <e|f> hi Lumeah 4:)
17:59:00 <jasonhill> Im hard rn
17:59:01 <Discord> <faux> Off ya go
17:59:07 <jasonhill> Ill go from place to place for feeds
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17:59:56 <Discord> <Exo> yep it has an app
18:00:00 <jasonhill> Lol brb gotta wash bong
18:00:04 <jasonhill> As soon as I eat.. I bar up
18:00:05 <Exo> wb jimmy
18:00:15 <^bozoJim> ty
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18:00:24 <jasonhill> It's comfy having ur stomach full so then ur dick comes up
18:00:30 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h faux
18:00:30 <Discord> <rainmaker> 10 inch
18:00:32 <jasonhill> For after dinner wanks
18:00:45 <jasonhill> Sure sure
18:01:00 <e|f> britney would be like uhmm
18:01:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
18:01:00 <e|f> oh baby, baby how was i supposed to know
18:01:00 <e|f> that the paint was old, yeaaaaaaah
18:01:15 <Discord> <Exo> g'day rainmaker
18:01:17 <Floss> I already had an account lol
18:01:37 <jasonhill> Y r we on discord
18:01:58 <Exo> hiding from the fbi
18:02:00 <e|f> paint me baby, one more time
18:02:00 <e|f> anyway, back to it
18:02:12 <jasonhill> Na they in merika
18:03:00 <HellFury> lol
18:03:07 <Exo> lol
18:03:25 <jasonhill> K quick bat
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18:03:43 <Floss> I had to chant password but it's still not working :/
18:03:48 <Floss> Change*
18:04:22 <Exo> maybe make a new account
18:05:00 <jasonhill> I got an imagine but not of painting
18:05:00 <jasonhill> Kind of
18:05:00 <jasonhill> ok chop up yay
18:05:33 <jasonhill> Rain maker 10 inch unseen
18:06:04 <jasonhill> Lies
18:06:06 <Discord> <rainmaker> not me
18:06:09 <Discord> <rainmaker> b0zo
18:06:18 <jasonhill> Oh him. He's a poof tho
18:06:34 <jasonhill> Im seven n a half
18:06:39 <jasonhill> Seven
18:07:00 <jasonhill> So for less inches u get less of a loser with me
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18:07:00 <jasonhill> Yay floss
18:07:00 <Floss> :|
18:07:00 <jasonhill> Aww
18:07:15 <jasonhill> Bitches weigh these things up tru
18:07:36 <jasonhill> Plus he's old
18:08:00 <jasonhill> Hows ya goin
18:08:17 <jasonhill> Ok brb gonna blow
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18:09:00 <e|f> you be nicer tonight to Floss while i paint my fresco of the last supper
18:09:00 <e|f> hahaha
18:09:01 <jasonhill> Plus
18:09:06 <jasonhill> I got girth baby
18:09:28 <jasonhill> Lot a pencil like bozo
18:10:00 <jasonhill> ok elfy I try
18:10:05 <jasonhill> Not* fkn screen
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18:12:52 <^bozoJim> hi rainmaker
18:14:00 <T-City> what kind of work are you looking for Lumeah ?
18:14:46 <jasonhill> Stop the rain
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18:15:00 <jasonhill> You know, son.
18:15:10 <Exo> funcity kebab weather
18:15:23 <jasonhill> Wheres that
18:15:47 <Exo> next to ashley hotel
18:15:57 <jasonhill> Oh ye
18:15:58 <Floss> Fucks sake took like 100 emails to fix my password
18:16:03 <Floss> What do I do now?
18:16:03 <jasonhill> It's raining
18:16:20 <Exo> lol
18:16:26 <Exo> still no resolve?
18:16:33 <Floss> I used discord for minecraft like 2 yrs ago 😂
18:16:44 <Floss> How do I join?
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18:17:00 <Exo> https://discord.gg/rGJXbXm
18:17:08 <Exo> that's the link in the serv
18:17:50 <Discord> <Floss> Hai
18:17:51 <Discord> <Exo> welcome Flossy 😛
18:18:03 <Discord> <partay> There is a nude channel too that is mandatory to join
18:18:06 <Discord> <Exo> 🐸
18:18:19 <Discord> <Floss> Oh yeah no worries
18:18:24 <jasonhill> 4k porn loads slow
18:18:56 <Discord> <Exo> need to upload a nude selfie too
18:18:59 * Exo slaps Chance around a bit with a large trout
18:19:02 <Exo> coffee lols
18:19:12 <jasonhill> Redbull lols
18:19:20 <Chance> Exo did you follow my advice?
18:19:38 <HellFury> since when does Exo follow your advice
18:19:38 <Exo> not yet, haven't had the opportunity
18:19:39 <jasonhill> Nobody is going to discord exo
18:19:43 <Discord> <Floss> Git fucked
18:19:53 <Chance> or did you get slaped?
18:19:58 <jasonhill> Chance, go away.
18:20:09 <Exo> i think jasonhill wants some of your advice on picking up women lol
18:20:09 <Discord> <Exo> Lol @partay playing minecraft
18:20:14 <Chance> lol
18:20:20 <Chance> must do
18:20:20 <Discord> <Floss> I like Minecraft :)
18:20:26 <jasonhill> no. On dumping them. In the river.
18:20:33 <Discord> <Exo> do u still play it?
18:20:39 <Discord> <Floss> Yeah sometimes
18:20:47 <Chance> he must of got bitch slapped.
18:20:51 <Chance> Exo
18:20:53 <jasonhill> Don't want women.
18:20:56 <Exo> river is not the way to go
18:21:31 <rainmaker> Tiger bone it up
18:21:32 <Discord> <rainmaker> craving lasagne
18:22:02 <jasonhill> Wb sutekh
18:22:06 <Discord> <Exo> craving pizza
18:22:14 <Exo> tiger bone alcohol for the john farnham farewell tour
18:22:45 <jasonhill> good. Bye.
18:22:48 <jasonhill> :(
18:22:51 <jasonhill> Oops
18:22:53 <jasonhill> :)
18:22:56 <jasonhill> Hate that
18:22:56 <Discord> <Exo> 3 dollar maccas ubereats delivery
18:23:16 <rainmaker> Damn Vivian so fine
18:23:53 <Exo> so the legendary rumours are true
18:24:11 <^bozoJim> wow look who got out ealy
18:24:26 <Discord> <Exo> !play good guy
18:24:35 <jasonhill> Ahh much better
18:24:36 <^bozoJim> good evening Exo
18:24:47 <^bozoJim> how did you get released before 78pm?
18:24:55 <Discord> <Exo> !play good guy
18:24:55 <jasonhill> Now you'll get less talk bout wankin for at least half hour
18:24:59 <^bozoJim> 8pm
18:24:59 <jasonhill> I do hope
18:25:00 <jasonhill> greetings t-city
18:25:05 <^bozoJim> did you slug the guard
18:25:12 <Cosmic^Girl> 78pm
18:25:13 * Exo slaps ^bozoJim around a bit with a large trout
18:25:19 <Discord> <Exo> !play neyo mad
18:25:23 <Exo> no jim i will not go to studio 466 with you
18:25:36 <jasonhill> what sort of fantasy world does this bozo live in?
18:25:37 * ^bozoJim starts digging Exos dirt nap bed as he will need it soon
18:25:44 <Discord> <Floss> I'm trying to make dinner after a particularly nasty round of morning sickness :(
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18:26:09 <jasonhill> When u shit out the kid?
18:26:20 <Discord> <Exo> awww 🤒
18:26:55 <jasonhill> Many on voice chat wanna laugh
18:27:03 <jasonhill> Laugh on cam
18:27:21 * Exo jumps into the car and drives down to Bunnings to buy a pack of daisy seeds for ^bozoJim seeing as they will be pushing daisies soon
18:27:31 <^bozoJim> lol
18:27:47 <jasonhill> autism at its finest ^
18:28:03 <jasonhill> Congrats bozo
18:28:05 <jasonhill> lol
18:28:09 <jasonhill> Loll
18:28:14 <^bozoJim> Exo I have spoken to Dr Ian the vet for you and he is willing to give you the Ravid shot
18:28:29 <jasonhill> fk ur retarded
18:28:30 <^bozoJim> rabid
18:28:43 <jasonhill> Wrong again old codge
18:28:46 <^bozoJim> and promises all your worried will go away as you slowly fall asleep
18:29:11 <jasonhill> brb ur a tard bozo
18:29:11 <lx> Not too long now jasonhill...
18:29:27 <Discord> <Floss> Due date is Straya day :)
18:29:38 <Discord> <Floss> But they prob won't let me go full term
18:30:21 <jasonhill> Lol
18:30:29 <jasonhill> Y not
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18:30:49 <jasonhill> u can gt piasen hv a barby
18:30:55 <jasonhill> As u pushin out
18:31:09 <Discord> <Floss> Because my daughter was stillborn last year so I'm high risk
18:31:25 <jasonhill> Everyone drinks on straya day
18:31:36 <jasonhill> Ok
18:31:55 <jasonhill> keep it to six drinks then dnt go hard
18:33:11 <jasonhill> Mmm orange juice
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18:34:12 <jasonhill> Oops felt like a slight pain in mheart the y
18:34:17 <jasonhill> In my heart then
18:34:23 <jasonhill> Mayb she not trollin
18:34:28 <jasonhill> Lol
18:34:55 <Discord> <Floss> I'm here
18:35:03 <Discord> <Floss> I dunno why it says I left
18:35:03 <jasonhill> Yay
18:35:12 <Discord> <Floss> God b1rd plz don't care about me
18:35:21 <jasonhill> Naaaaa
18:35:28 <jasonhill> Y would i do that
18:35:31 <jasonhill> Rite
18:35:44 <Discord> <Exo> means u left on irc 😛
18:35:58 <jasonhill> Hope it goes well for u da kid n stuff floss
18:36:23 <^bozoJim> sorry to hear Floss
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18:37:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
18:37:00 <^bozoJim> hugsss Sunbeam
18:37:00 <^bozoJim> good morning
18:38:00 <Sunbeam> hey ^bozoJim hugggggggs :)
18:38:00 <^bozoJim> How are you Sunbeam?
18:38:00 <Sunbeam> i'm good thanks Jim, how's you and Bart?
18:38:00 <^bozoJim> we are good thanks
18:38:46 <Discord> <Floss> These things happen
18:38:53 <^bozoJim> they do
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18:39:00 <Sunbeam> good to hear :)
18:39:03 <Discord> <Floss> I'm grateful for a second chance, and I'm with the person I'm supposed to be with now :)
18:39:19 <jasonhill> Good floss
18:39:22 <^bozoJim> that is one advantage you do have the second chance
18:40:00 <^bozoJim> and I am currently doing projects to do a solo art exibition
18:40:00 <^bozoJim> I got talked into doing
18:40:00 <Sunbeam> sounds like a challenge
18:40:00 <^bozoJim> it is
18:41:00 <Sunbeam> be sure to take photo's
18:41:00 <^bozoJim> I will
18:41:00 <^bozoJim> a tactile experience
18:41:00 <^bozoJim> and it will have any wording in print, braille and audio
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18:41:53 <Discord> <Exo> 😊
18:42:00 <^bozoJim> it will have fabric craft, wood work and ceramics
18:43:00 <jasonhill> Milo
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18:43:55 <breaker> l00pyd0g = plivent
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18:46:00 <^bozoJim> and I am also doing a few more soft bodied dolls along with it
18:47:11 <Exo> trump1945
18:47:39 <steven_> kiddddddddddd
18:48:06 <jasonhill> Thats u
18:48:13 <breaker> BoNgz
18:48:14 <jasonhill> Half boong half jew
18:48:22 <jasonhill> Wat a mix steven
18:49:06 <President_Trump> good evening Exo1944
18:49:08 <breaker> Whoever the oper was that zlined him.. he's now using the nick chucky
18:49:21 <President_Trump> where is ^bozoJim1915?
18:49:45 <jasonhill> The story of the boy who calls wolf comes to mind when thinking about breaker
18:49:56 <Exo> went to smoke a shisha i last heard
18:49:58 <jasonhill> You'll be zlined one day too, breaker.
18:50:12 <breaker> Not likely b1rdy.
18:50:34 <President_Trump> went to smoke some pole you mean?
18:50:48 <jasonhill> You'll see :)
18:51:04 <breaker> I'm looking forward it :)
18:51:12 <jasonhill> :)
18:52:00 <^bozoJim> I have some work ahead of me
18:52:00 <^bozoJim> as well I am doing a lap quilt
18:52:45 <Discord> <partay> Trumpy... i would have thought for sure you would have converted to gay by now
18:53:05 <Discord> <partay> seeing the distinct lack of pussy you get
18:54:18 <President_Trump> ask HellFury how much i get, shes my gf
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18:54:56 <jasonhill> Thought u was with jules n kez
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18:55:11 <President_Trump> i dumped jules her chips werent good enough
18:55:17 <jasonhill> I see
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18:55:37 <jasonhill> Kez is a top root
18:56:11 <jasonhill> Wen was u wiv her trump? I wanna know who got in first
18:58:25 <President_Trump> it was jules, only 2 mins before kez tho
18:58:29 <President_Trump> threesome
18:58:47 <President_Trump> u?
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18:58:53 <Discord> <Exo> !play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KL9mRus19o&list=PLD33465FFDA8A73FB
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18:58:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blackstreet ft. Dr. Dre, Queen Pen - No Diggity (Official Video) (Oct 8, 2009) Length: 4:32 - Category: Music - 190,661,377 views - 974,760 likes (96%), 40,796 dislikes (4%)
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19:03:41 <jasonhill> Oh rite trump
19:03:57 <jasonhill> Yea i didn't do jules yet only kez
19:04:23 <jasonhill> Shes a sexy lady jules
19:04:47 <jasonhill> Word count?
19:05:04 <jasonhill> Ill lose coz smashed me fone
19:05:40 <Discord> <Floss> Carbonara was decent :)
19:05:56 <jasonhill> Oh good
19:06:11 <Discord> <Floss> I'm making butterscotch pudding now, it's my dogs birthday cake
19:06:20 <jasonhill> Yum
19:06:28 <jasonhill> Can I b ur dog
19:06:36 <Discord> <Floss> She is 11 today and I got kinda lazy and didn't bake her a cake this year so pudding it is lol
19:06:46 <jasonhill> lol
19:06:50 <jasonhill> Lucky dog
19:06:51 <Discord> <Floss> And she got some carbonara for dinner
19:07:01 <jasonhill> Yup
19:07:04 <Discord> <Floss> And a new toy broccoli :)
19:07:12 <jasonhill> Lol
19:07:33 <Discord> <Floss> Shes antagonized the cat so she's had a good day
19:07:39 <jasonhill> hashtag funny not funny funny anyway
19:08:23 <jasonhill> Nice to rouse the cat up
19:08:34 <jasonhill> Gt em mad scratching
19:08:35 <Discord> <Floss> Mmm the house smells good
19:08:45 <Discord> <Floss> I think I'll fight the others for the pudding
19:08:57 <Discord> <Floss> I have to put some candles in it
19:08:57 <jasonhill> Give it to me
19:09:17 <jasonhill> Uhuh lol
19:10:05 <Discord> <Floss> Where is everyone?
19:10:12 <jasonhill> How does a dog blow out candles
19:10:15 <jasonhill> Dunno
19:10:27 <Discord> <Floss> My horse does too
19:10:28 <jasonhill> Musta gt lost on the intwrwebs
19:10:35 <Discord> <Floss> He gets carrot cake each year
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19:10:49 <Kriegsmaschine> Discord ey
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19:10:54 <jasonhill> Theyd hump out of the he candles
19:10:56 <jasonhill> It's shit
19:10:59 <jasonhill> Destroying it
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19:11:04 <Kriegsmaschine> lol i know what it is
19:11:12 <jasonhill> it's slow.
19:11:21 <jasonhill> sucks battery
19:11:23 <Kriegsmaschine> wasn't overly keen on it when i tried it
19:11:29 <jasonhill> yea well.
19:11:31 <jasonhill> ^
19:11:44 <couleurs> me 2
19:12:31 * Kriegsmaschine slaps Exo around a bit with a large trout
19:13:03 <President_Trump> welcome TSR
19:13:10 <Kriegsmaschine> TCR
19:13:15 <Kriegsmaschine> keep up with the times fatty
19:13:30 <jasonhill> I had a dog and fuck. For a small dog fuck could he blow
19:13:33 <President_Trump> u raping there too?
19:13:40 <jasonhill> Like heaps
19:13:48 <Discord> <Floss> 12 mins left
19:13:57 <President_Trump> like heaps bro
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19:14:03 <jasonhill> Yea
19:14:07 <jasonhill> What a shithole
19:14:12 <jasonhill> Alot of dog cum
19:14:19 <Discord> <Floss> Plz stop
19:14:28 <jasonhill> Sry
19:15:23 <Discord> <Floss> Someone pee for me
19:15:35 <jasonhill> Where u wat it
19:15:56 <jasonhill> lol u remind me of something
19:16:02 <jasonhill> Nvm
19:16:07 <jasonhill> qc tu
19:17:00 <Discord> <Floss> Err
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19:17:03 <Discord> <Floss> Ok
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19:17:40 <jasonhill> Yea this sexy bitch
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19:18:05 <jasonhill> Wud b like a stripper for sure now
19:18:13 <jasonhill> So sexy
19:18:44 <jasonhill> Dnt think I rooted her but maybe I did
19:18:51 <jasonhill> Can't remember
19:18:58 <jasonhill> Should of if didnt
19:19:17 <jasonhill> Even if cop a bashing worth it
19:21:00 <T-City> jasonhill: howdy
19:21:59 <jasonhill> Cranbourne is strange. It's out of place.
19:22:17 <jasonhill> Every suburb around it is half ok except cranbourne
19:22:25 <jasonhill> Total dump
19:22:54 <jasonhill> Youd have to be poor to live so far from the city right?
19:23:13 <President_Trump> lol
19:23:15 <President_Trump> he is
19:23:40 <jasonhill> I know
19:23:54 <Kriegsmaschine> lolllllll
19:24:00 <Kriegsmaschine> coming from a guy living in a hostel
19:24:03 <Kriegsmaschine> that's awesome
19:24:03 <jasonhill> hes a junky pigs out on icecream
19:24:28 <jasonhill> hi kriegs how r u
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19:26:58 <beagle> Drinking wine with two ppl here listening ro youtube
19:27:15 <jasonhill> Wat wine
19:27:17 <beagle> One of them was born in nsw
19:27:22 <beagle> Tamworth
19:27:27 <beagle> White
19:27:32 <jasonhill> So was i
19:27:36 <beagle> With lime juice
19:27:40 <jasonhill> Not there but
19:27:57 <Discord> <Floss> Can't find birthday candles 😭 😭 😭
19:28:07 <beagle> How old e u
19:28:15 <jasonhill> Light up the dgs taip
19:28:17 <beagle> He is 41
19:28:19 <jasonhill> Tail
19:28:24 <jasonhill> Lol
19:28:35 <beagle> Elton john
19:28:46 <beagle> He says hello to tamworth for me
19:28:50 <beagle> Say
19:28:50 <jasonhill> Improvised dog
19:29:16 <beagle> U love this irc dont u
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19:29:27 <beagle> For years u been talking
19:29:31 <jasonhill> Yup
19:29:38 <jigsaw> hey
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19:29:44 <beagle> U even talk to josh
19:29:49 <beagle> But hes in jail
19:29:51 <jasonhill> Better than talk to ppl around u haha
19:29:53 <jasonhill> Hey
19:29:56 <jasonhill> Yes
19:30:06 <jasonhill> Top bloke <3
19:30:20 <beagle> Stabbed his housemate
19:30:33 <jasonhill> So
19:30:33 <beagle> My house mate drinka wine with me
19:30:36 <jigsaw> nearly lost windows partition
19:30:38 <jasonhill> We all donedat
19:30:48 <beagle> Theres a girl here too
19:30:49 <jasonhill> Dnt stab em!
19:30:51 <jasonhill> Y
19:30:51 <jasonhill> Lol
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19:31:02 <dazzo2> Looking for some girls to try my zoloft
19:31:03 <jasonhill> Yuk girls
19:31:11 <jigsaw> install ubuntu on diff disk, grub to main disk
19:31:20 <jasonhill> No Dazzo2
19:31:22 <jigsaw> grub always fucks things up
19:31:32 <beagle> Shes cute
19:31:41 <jasonhill> it can in the wrong hands
19:31:42 <jigsaw> catnip works!
19:31:51 <jasonhill> Yea thats the problem usually
19:32:00 <jasonhill> It's a sharp tool u needa know what you doing
19:32:14 <beagle> I have heater on for my guests
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19:32:29 <jasonhill> Good son
19:32:34 <jasonhill> zoloft u cant cum on Dazzo2
19:32:39 <jasonhill> fuck that
19:32:46 <jasonhill> I think u makin up lies tho
19:33:06 <jasonhill> Ur story too fast n stuff
19:33:14 <jasonhill> I enjoy cumming all over everything. Keep ur pills.
19:34:32 <jasonhill> U alone tonight
19:34:44 <dazzo2> Paxil
19:34:59 <jasonhill> Keep it. I'm off all pharmas
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19:36:00 <faux> ahoyyyyyyyyyyyy
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19:36:00 <e|f> sup
19:36:06 <dazzo2> I remember when ppl on irc used to talk a lot about zoloft
19:36:26 <jasonhill> Useless drugs
19:36:42 <dazzo2> What happen to all the ppl who used to come on irc
19:36:52 <jasonhill> they r here.
19:37:00 <beagle> No 2 ppl here
19:37:00 <faux> hi elfy
19:37:00 <faux> what up
19:37:00 <e|f> been doin some home renos
19:37:00 <e|f> painting
19:37:00 <faux> nice
19:37:00 <faux> picsss
19:37:35 <beagle> One them born nsw
19:37:53 <beagle> Tamworth
19:38:00 <President_Trump> they all took zoloft and shot up shopping centres
19:38:00 <e|f> the room is a nice pastel green now
19:38:00 <e|f> still have to fix some other stuff up
19:38:11 <jasonhill> A myth
19:38:37 <jasonhill> u guys read too many conspiracy sites
19:39:00 <faux> coolio
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19:39:32 <jasonhill> Na
19:39:41 <jasonhill> Brb milo
19:39:41 <lx> See ya jasonhill...
19:42:32 <Kriegsmaschine> [19:44:16] <dazzo2> I remember when ppl on irc used to talk a lot about zoloft << in a mental ward or 6 ft under
19:42:48 <jasonhill> Nope. Those ppl are here.
19:43:03 <jigsaw> had friends whod used it and said it worked real well
19:43:18 <jasonhill> yes grub is ok
19:43:29 <jigsaw> zoloft
19:43:30 <jasonhill> Just think about what u doing
19:43:36 <jasonhill> Oh that
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19:43:41 <jasonhill> Na fuk that shit
19:43:46 <jigsaw> recovered MBR from backup
19:44:01 <jasonhill> Yea good for u
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19:44:06 <jasonhill> Job done
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19:44:18 <President_Trump> Kriegsmaschine what meds u take?
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19:44:45 <Kriegsmaschine> none lol
19:44:55 <President_Trump> why u so fat then?
19:45:09 <Kriegsmaschine> how your weightloss pills going bro
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19:45:35 <President_Trump> is that what u take lol
19:46:25 <jasonhill> How do u get ur little dick up with all that fat?
19:47:00 <lx> 1 See ya1 jasonhill...
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19:48:01 <jasonhill> Had Milo feel silly from sugar
19:48:07 <jasonhill> Hi fox
19:48:09 <President_Trump> he couldnt lol
19:48:10 <faux> hi
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19:48:20 <jasonhill> hi
19:48:36 <jasonhill> sad cunt
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19:48:52 <Kriegsmaschine> lolllllll
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19:49:09 <Kriegsmaschine> 200kg loser and a homeless loser
19:49:11 <Kriegsmaschine> this is cute
19:49:49 <breaker> b1rd, You didn't have any Milo.. you're broke, shivering in your bed with a thin doona and waiting for your payday
19:49:54 <Sutekh> 200 kg haha
19:50:00 <couleurs> ooer another Discord?
19:50:00 <T-City> :D
19:50:00 <T-City> Greetings jasonhill
19:50:00 <T-City> howdy son
19:50:14 <breaker> Not long now kid.
19:50:22 <jasonhill> Trump is homeless
19:50:23 <jasonhill> :)
19:50:26 <President_Trump> and cum dripping down the walls
19:50:34 <jasonhill> Lives up the salvos on bourke st
19:50:41 <jasonhill> Breaker reads logs.
19:50:49 <jasonhill> Ye trump
19:51:00 <jasonhill> Too fat to find housing no house big enough
19:51:00 <dazzo2> Ok irc hasnt changed
19:51:14 <jasonhill> Nope
19:51:20 <Kriegsmaschine> na matty lives with his parents
19:51:22 <President_Trump> Kriegsmaschine hes a loser but he still keeps on trying
19:51:23 <jasonhill> Fat dog trump
19:51:38 <Kriegsmaschine> jason is a homeless loser that's hostel hopping
19:51:41 <jasonhill> Lotta eggs make u blow lots
19:51:47 <jasonhill> Fry em
19:51:49 <Kriegsmaschine> had his car repo'd that he was living in
19:52:01 <jasonhill> Live in Maidstone son
19:52:18 <jasonhill> Qc tu
19:52:20 <jasonhill> Water pump failed. Sold it got my bike
19:52:32 <breaker> Cones that you do not have
19:52:33 <jasonhill> :) next
19:52:39 <breaker> poor b1rdy :)
19:52:46 <jasonhill> :) brb
19:53:09 <Kriegsmaschine> liar
19:53:19 <Kriegsmaschine> you live in elizabeth st in that hostel
19:53:20 <breaker> Quick.. mic up and make a sound with your bong/bowl to make it sound like you got weed
19:53:29 <Kriegsmaschine> what bike do you have then?
19:53:29 <jasonhill> Nope
19:53:31 <breaker> poor b1rdy :)
19:53:32 <jasonhill> Haha!
19:53:36 <jasonhill> Check my fb
19:53:51 <jasonhill> U mad that u live in ur mums shed bro
19:53:56 <breaker> Who has the best comeback? Truth is: Would hell suck to have a rape charge and having 4 years of an IVO against your name :)
19:53:56 <breaker> Tap that bowl with your scizzers
19:54:02 <breaker> make the slund
19:54:10 <jasonhill> I will.
19:54:10 <breaker> no weed brrrrrrooooo
19:54:18 <jasonhill> U got no weed kid
19:54:23 <jasonhill> The truth IS the biggest comeback you child breaker.
19:54:23 <breaker> slund = sound
19:54:25 <jasonhill> I got heaps
19:54:32 <breaker> b1rdy got no weed
19:54:37 <jasonhill> I gt lots
19:54:47 <breaker> b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed!
19:54:48 <jasonhill> u gt none
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19:55:02 <Kriegsmaschine> lolllllllllll
19:55:04 <jasonhill> Spaz out morrre breeeeeakkker
19:55:10 <jasonhill> :)
19:55:18 <breaker> b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed!
19:55:30 <jasonhill> Breaker is nothin but a low maggot
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19:56:00 <jasonhill> Had Milo feel silly from sugar
19:56:00 <jasonhill> Hi fox
19:56:00 <faux> hi
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19:56:25 <Kriegsmaschine> the true definition of homeless ;)
19:56:46 <jasonhill> Ahh might turn the heater on.
19:57:00 <e|f> i've been through the desert on a horse with no name
19:57:00 <e|f> it felt good to be out of the rain
19:57:00 <e|f> in the desert you can remember your name
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19:57:03 <jasonhill> Watching abc news on my new Samsung TV :)
19:57:29 <Kriegsmaschine> whilst you're trying to prove something here, my comment wasn't aimed at you
19:57:30 <Kriegsmaschine> lol
19:57:31 <jasonhill> Nice cone
19:57:37 <breaker> b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed!
19:57:42 <jasonhill> Need to change water brb
19:57:43 <breaker> poor b1rdy :)
19:57:45 <jasonhill> :)
19:58:00 <couleurs> mywinter ;)
19:58:00 <e|f> 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
19:58:00 <e|f> la-la-la-la-la-la la la la, la la
19:58:00 <breaker> b1rd, You didn't have any Milo.. you're broke, shivering in your bed with a thin doona and waiting for your payday
19:58:00 <breaker> Not long now kid.
19:58:00 <jasonhill> :)
19:58:00 <President_Trump> and cum dripping down the walls
19:58:00 <jasonhill> Breaker reads logs.
19:58:05 <jasonhill> Everything is about me. :)
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19:59:00 <jasonhill> Ye trump
19:59:00 <jasonhill> Lotta eggs make u blow lots
19:59:08 <CharlieSheen> imagine being so retarded you dream of someone for years
19:59:19 <breaker> 2 more days of living it like this hey b1rdy.. do it hard ranga!
19:59:21 <CharlieSheen> poor breaker :(
19:59:25 <jasonhill> Breaker
19:59:57 * breaker :)
20:00:00 <e|f> la-la-la-la-la-la la la la, la la
20:00:00 <jasonhill> Fry em
20:00:00 <jasonhill> Qc tu
20:00:00 <breaker> Cones that you do not have
20:00:00 <breaker> poor b1rdy :)
20:00:01 <jasonhill> Fresh water ahhh
20:00:04 <jasonhill> The infatuated faggot from wyndam Vale. Breaker.
20:00:17 <CharlieSheen> lolllllllllll
20:00:20 <CharlieSheen> really?
20:00:20 <jasonhill> Another cone
20:00:24 <jasonhill> Yes
20:00:25 <breaker> I'll give you that.. water is always about
20:00:27 <jasonhill> Quick one
20:00:36 <jasonhill> Let's go bash him
20:00:37 <CharlieSheen> living with the apex gang
20:00:38 <jasonhill> In my bong
20:00:43 <jasonhill> His mum lol
20:00:47 <jasonhill> Fuk im a hero
20:00:49 <breaker> But you do not have weed that's for sure :)
20:00:54 <CharlieSheen> she lives in wa doesn't she?
20:00:59 <jasonhill> Na
20:00:59 <breaker> Broke arse nigga!
20:01:00 <jasonhill> :) brb
20:01:00 <breaker> Quick.. mic up and make a sound with your bong/bowl to make it sound like you got weed
20:01:00 <breaker> poor b1rdy :)
20:01:00 <jasonhill> Haha!
20:01:01 <CharlieSheen> with chucky
20:01:04 <jasonhill> YOU GOT NO WEED :)
20:01:05 <jasonhill> Nup
20:01:07 <breaker> or should I say ranga
20:01:12 <jasonhill> All lies of a coward
20:01:26 <jasonhill> Good old Wyndham vale
20:01:30 <breaker> That's right.. you got no weed
20:01:32 <CharlieSheen> lolllllllll
20:01:34 <breaker> :)
20:01:41 <jasonhill> U get bashed everyday
20:01:48 <breaker> By who?
20:01:52 <jasonhill> Cops wil come if i go there
20:01:53 <CharlieSheen> what a shit area
20:01:54 <jasonhill> Lol
20:02:00 <jasonhill> Old ladies
20:02:00 <couleurs> u guys on FiFa?
20:02:00 <jasonhill> U mad that u live in ur mums shed bro
20:02:00 <breaker> Tap that bowl with your scizzers
20:02:00 <breaker> make the slund
20:02:00 <jasonhill> I will.
20:02:00 <breaker> no weed brrrrrrooooo
20:02:00 <jasonhill> U got no weed kid
20:02:00 <breaker> slund = sound
20:02:00 <jasonhill> I got heaps
20:02:00 <breaker> b1rdy got no weed
20:02:00 <jasonhill> I gt lots
20:02:02 <jasonhill> Fkn oath it is
20:02:04 <CharlieSheen> too many sudanese
20:02:08 <jasonhill> East heaps better
20:02:14 <breaker> With their handbags?
20:02:15 <jasonhill> Indeed
20:02:35 <jasonhill> Inner West is good outer west a dump
20:02:35 <jasonhill> Yes ur a skinny junky easy to knock down
20:02:54 <CharlieSheen> outer west has been shit for a long time
20:02:59 <breaker> Yep
20:03:00 <e|f> maybe 25 years ago
20:03:00 <breaker> b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed!
20:03:00 <jasonhill> u gt none
20:03:00 <jasonhill> Spaz out morrre breeeeeakkker
20:03:00 <jasonhill> :)
20:03:00 <breaker> b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed!
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20:03:06 <CharlieSheen> low rent = degenerates
20:03:06 <breaker> Next.. anything else?
20:03:13 <jasonhill> Tru
20:03:17 <breaker> Where do I live again b1rdy?
20:03:23 <jasonhill> :)
20:03:28 <breaker> What's my name again b1rdy?
20:03:31 <jasonhill> plivs up the road in werribee with mummy
20:03:31 <jasonhill> Wyndham vale
20:03:33 <breaker> :)
20:03:36 <jasonhill> Royce
20:03:39 <CharlieSheen> lollllll
20:03:40 <breaker> Where do I live?
20:03:44 <President_Trump> corio
20:03:49 <CharlieSheen> good ol' jezza
20:03:50 <jasonhill> She chukd him out coz he hangs around with a chik she doesn't like
20:03:51 <breaker> Tell us where I live b1rdy
20:03:51 <jasonhill> see above, bitch.
20:03:52 <jasonhill> Lol
20:04:00 <couleurs> boo
20:04:00 <e|f> find a way to network a sega megadrive and i'll play
20:04:04 <CharlieSheen> probably a houso
20:04:06 <jasonhill> Maybe mummy wants plivs dik to herself looool
20:04:07 <breaker> b1rdy I want you to tell us where I live
20:04:09 <jasonhill> Yes
20:04:14 <breaker> What is my fucking name cunt?
20:04:23 <breaker> What's my name again b1rdy?
20:04:24 <jasonhill> Tell me who the Man is, breaker?
20:04:31 <breaker> Where do I live again b1rdy?
20:04:32 <jasonhill> Tell me who the Man is, breaker?
20:04:35 <jasonhill> These ppl never change
20:04:47 <jasonhill> I am the man, motherfucker.
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20:04:49 <jasonhill> never learn never grow
20:05:00 <couleurs> hi zaim what ya downloaden?
20:05:00 <zaim> nothin atm
20:05:00 <zaim> just netflixin
20:05:00 <zaim> u
20:05:00 <jasonhill> Nice cone
20:05:00 <breaker> b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed! b1rdy got no weed!
20:05:00 <jasonhill> Need to change water brb
20:05:00 <breaker> poor b1rdy :)
20:05:00 <jasonhill> :)
20:05:04 <CharlieSheen> pretty much
20:05:15 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
20:05:23 <CharlieSheen> ross
20:05:29 <CharlieSheen> how good is life under the libs mate?
20:05:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii Screeech
20:06:28 <jasonhill> Im loving it so far
20:06:32 <CharlieSheen> me too
20:06:33 <breaker> No b1rdy.. You'll never be a man.. you'll never be half the man your mother is.
20:06:37 <President_Trump> TSR under the libs or the alp - you will still be poor
20:06:39 <jasonhill> go libs
20:06:48 <CharlieSheen> in for a huge tax return soon
20:06:53 <CharlieSheen> thanks to scomo
20:06:54 <jasonhill> Royce is mad
20:06:56 <jasonhill> True that he's pretty fucked
20:06:59 <breaker> What's my name again b1rdy?
20:07:00 <faux> hi cutenees
20:07:00 <faux> s
20:07:00 <zaim> im wet for faux just fyi
20:07:00 <faux> hot
20:07:00 <faux> show me dat booty cutie
20:07:00 <zaim> (_()_)
20:07:00 <faux> ooooooooooof
20:07:00 <breaker> 2 more days of living it like this hey b1rdy.. do it hard ranga!
20:07:05 <jasonhill> :)
20:07:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U poor
20:07:08 <breaker> :)
20:07:11 <jasonhill> Cs will never accumulate wealth
20:07:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Get 1000
20:07:17 <breaker> Say my name bitch!
20:07:24 <jasonhill> Hows it feel...
20:07:30 <jasonhill> To have no drugs?
20:07:32 <President_Trump> tsr what are u getting u wouldnt get under labor?
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20:07:35 <CharlieSheen> na not on dsp bro
20:07:39 <jasonhill> He uses too much shard.
20:07:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Raichu low income earner
20:07:46 <jasonhill> Tell me breaker
20:07:54 <breaker> Yeah b1rdy.. how do you feel about not being able to have any drugs?
20:07:55 <jasonhill> Povo
20:08:00 <CharlieSheen> lollll
20:08:00 <zaim> ikr
20:08:00 <faux> tingles
20:08:00 <zaim> careful tho
20:08:00 <faux> cant be too dangerous
20:08:00 <couleurs> nutflix... n FiFa
20:08:00 <zaim> ass like chernobyl
20:08:00 <couleurs> drinken tea now
20:08:00 <zaim> i had a tea earlier at mums
20:08:00 <jasonhill> Fresh water ahhh
20:08:00 <jasonhill> Another cone
20:08:00 <breaker> I'll give you that.. water is always about
20:08:00 <jasonhill> Quick one
20:08:00 <jasonhill> In my bong
20:08:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tax cut for low income earner
20:08:05 <breaker> You must be raging inside
20:08:06 <jasonhill> Tell me
20:08:15 <CharlieSheen> given none of you work that's pretty amusing
20:08:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong work
20:08:26 <jasonhill> Coz i really haven't been straight for months. :)
20:08:27 <breaker> No laptop.. typing on your phone like a slow retard
20:08:31 <jasonhill> Im doing better than u mate
20:08:31 <CharlieSheen> sucking cock for rock isn't a job bro
20:08:34 <jasonhill> So..
20:08:39 <jasonhill> thats ur game
20:08:52 <jasonhill> Tell me what's it like to be a sober loser breaker?
20:08:53 <CharlieSheen> you live in a hostel, you're as bad as polly
20:08:53 <President_Trump> <CharlieSheen> in for a huge tax return soon <-- LOL $200 huge LOL
20:08:55 <CharlieSheen> lolol
20:09:00 <faux> waht tea pls inform
20:09:00 <zaim> unsure green or lemon with honey form europe
20:09:00 <zaim> mums special
20:09:00 <couleurs> NiCe
20:09:00 <couleurs> c u their next time
20:09:00 <faux> yum
20:09:00 <jasonhill> Fuk im a hero
20:09:00 <breaker> But you do not have weed that's for sure :)
20:09:00 <breaker> Broke arse nigga!
20:09:00 <jasonhill> YOU GOT NO WEED :)
20:09:00 <breaker> or should I say ranga
20:09:00 <breaker> That's right.. you got no weed
20:09:00 <breaker> :)
20:09:00 <jasonhill> U get bashed everyday
20:09:24 <CharlieSheen> nuh a little more than that
20:09:29 Part: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) from #sydney
20:09:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Trump have u read his reviews on Airtasker?
20:10:00 <zaim> hope so
20:10:00 <zaim> hru fau
20:10:00 <zaim> tell me ur last year
20:10:00 <zaim> whats new
20:10:00 <faux> im wellllllll
20:10:00 <faux> um
20:10:00 <faux> just working
20:10:00 <faux> and studying
20:10:00 <zaim> nice what year
20:10:00 <faux> im a boring cunt
20:10:00 <faux> only enrolled like 4 months ago
20:10:00 <faux> wait
20:10:00 <faux> more
20:10:00 <zaim> boring cunts still get wet too
20:10:00 <faux> 6 months
20:10:00 <faux> yeah we do
20:10:00 <zaim> my fav kind
20:10:00 <zaim> what course
20:10:00 <faux> darling its better down where its wetttttter take it from meeeee
20:10:00 <breaker> By who?
20:10:00 <jasonhill> Old ladies
20:10:00 <breaker> With their handbags?
20:10:00 <jasonhill> Yes ur a skinny junky easy to knock down
20:10:13 <CharlieSheen> you must salivate over me too rossy
20:10:13 <breaker> Tell me b1rdy.. what's ity like living a broke life, no weed, no money, no food, no laptop, no bike, no friends nor family.. living it rough in a shoebox of a room with a thin doona
20:10:15 <CharlieSheen> ;)
20:10:19 <Discord> <Sutekh> wtf
20:10:21 <jasonhill> Sure kid sure.
20:10:23 <President_Trump> As Australians digest Treasurer Scott Morrison's 2018 budget, his proposed tax cut that works out to around $10 per week for low income workers
20:10:24 <President_Trump> LOL
20:10:28 <President_Trump> excited over $10 a week
20:10:34 <President_Trump> LOL @ CharlieSheen
20:10:37 <breaker> What's it like having no money after you pay rent b1rdy :)
20:10:43 <CharlieSheen> LOL $10 a week
20:11:00 <faux> building surveying
20:11:00 <zaim> v god
20:11:00 <faux> v god
20:11:00 <zaim> lots of work
20:11:00 <faux> yah
20:11:00 <zaim> u gonna measure shit up
20:11:00 <faux> learning about materials atm
20:11:00 <faux> its killing me
20:11:00 <faux> so boring
20:11:00 <zaim> it is boring
20:11:00 <faux> idc about concrete
20:11:00 <zaim> itll pay off
20:11:00 <e|f> if you build it... she will come
20:11:00 <faux> mhmm
20:11:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
20:11:00 <zaim> ask #lebanon about concrete
20:11:00 <faux> LOL
20:11:00 <faux> does that channel even exist
20:11:00 <zaim> probably
20:11:00 <faux> it used to on oz.org
20:11:00 <faux> was huge
20:11:00 <breaker> Yep
20:11:00 <breaker> Next.. anything else?
20:11:00 <breaker> Where do I live again b1rdy?
20:11:00 <jasonhill> :)
20:11:00 <breaker> What's my name again b1rdy?
20:11:00 <jasonhill> Wyndham vale
20:11:00 <breaker> :)
20:11:00 <jasonhill> Royce
20:11:00 <breaker> Where do I live?
20:11:00 <President_Trump> corio
20:11:06 <jasonhill> I live in Maidstone son 3018
20:11:10 <jasonhill> I have to eat out tentimes a week instead of twenty :)
20:11:12 <President_Trump> dont spend it all at once mate
20:11:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Raichu u still got a front bum?
20:11:17 <jasonhill> You live with your mum
20:11:23 <jasonhill> Raichu with mummy
20:11:27 <CharlieSheen> 3012 is maidstone
20:11:30 <CharlieSheen> props tho
20:11:33 <jasonhill> In cranbourne
20:11:42 <jasonhill> Youd know being a stalker :)
20:11:42 <breaker> You mean you just have anough to buy yourself a cheap hot meal for $10 each fortnight
20:11:50 <CharlieSheen> hahahaha
20:11:52 <CharlieSheen> exposed
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20:12:00 <faux> hommmagodddddddddddd
20:12:00 <faux> hookus uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppp
20:12:00 <couleurs> oi just wash n waxed me commadore cuz
20:12:00 <couleurs> meet u @ maccaz
20:12:00 <zaim> wash my ute
20:12:00 <breaker> Tell us where I live b1rdy
20:12:00 <jasonhill> see above, bitch.
20:12:00 <breaker> b1rdy I want you to tell us where I live
20:12:00 <breaker> What is my fucking name cunt?
20:12:00 <breaker> What's my name again b1rdy?
20:12:00 <jasonhill> Tell me who the Man is, breaker?
20:12:00 <breaker> Where do I live again b1rdy?
20:12:05 <jasonhill> Twenty per meal
20:12:09 <jasonhill> :))
20:12:11 <jasonhill> Raichu is living with mum coz his shard habit is too expensive
20:12:19 <breaker> Then you gotta wait till your next payday.. hoping you don't stress out too much during those 10 days
20:12:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nah he’s fat
20:12:26 <CharlieSheen> 3018 is altona
20:12:30 <CharlieSheen> no way near it
20:12:30 <jasonhill> hes tiny
20:12:31 <CharlieSheen> lolol
20:12:31 <jasonhill> Three times a day
20:12:33 <breaker> I know your patterns b1rdy
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20:12:44 <jasonhill> Close enough u stalk there too
20:12:46 <jasonhill> :)
20:12:55 <CharlieSheen> exposed
20:13:00 <couleurs> in a bikini
20:13:00 <zaim> mankini
20:13:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
20:13:00 <zaim> faux bf
20:13:00 <zaim> kid
20:13:00 <faux> what
20:13:00 <zaim> do u own them
20:13:00 <jasonhill> I am the man, motherfucker.
20:13:02 <CharlieSheen> so, who's next
20:13:03 <jasonhill> Good with ur post codes aren't u
20:13:05 <CharlieSheen> pong
20:13:09 <jasonhill> Thats how u live one big whack of shard on payday
20:13:10 <CharlieSheen> rossy
20:13:13 <jasonhill> Then beg
20:13:14 <breaker> You live a junkie life style waiting for each fortnight for his dole payments
20:13:20 <jasonhill> ^
20:13:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pooland is still too 5 on ausnet
20:13:28 <CharlieSheen> do you sit there wanking over me daily m8?
20:13:41 <jasonhill> Na
20:13:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Top
20:13:57 <jasonhill> Cant cum when thinkn about u cs
20:14:00 <faux> own what
20:14:00 <zaim> a bf or kid
20:14:00 <faux> ew nah
20:14:00 <faux> was dating a cop
20:14:00 <zaim> k
20:14:00 <faux> but he was a turd
20:14:00 <faux> well
20:14:00 <zaim> cops usually r
20:14:00 <faux> he wasnt
20:14:00 <zaim> did u play cops n robbers
20:14:00 <faux> until i ended shit
20:14:00 <zaim> brave
20:14:00 <zaim> #courage
20:14:00 <breaker> No b1rdy.. You'll never be a man.. you'll never be half the man your mother is.
20:14:15 <jasonhill> it brings me anger
20:14:24 <CharlieSheen> wasn't talking to you
20:14:30 <jasonhill> don't care
20:14:33 <CharlieSheen> go to your hostel reception and ask for a box of tissues
20:14:35 <CharlieSheen> ;)
20:14:41 <jasonhill> Everythings about me
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20:14:45 <breaker> Go near Lumeah again b1rdy and i'll be ripping your head off
20:14:56 <CharlieSheen> elizabeth st melbourne
20:14:58 <CharlieSheen> lol
20:14:58 <breaker> do you understand me b1rdy?
20:15:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He got own house Raichu
20:15:00 <faux> BLeSSeD
20:15:00 <zaim> tinder onl now ye
20:15:00 <faux> nah fuck tinder
20:15:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> Did he give you a speeding fine :p
20:15:00 <zaim> tinder is dope
20:15:00 <zaim> ive slammed a bit cos of it
20:15:00 <zaim> they end up falling for me tho and thats just not my game
20:15:00 <jasonhill> Royce is mad
20:15:00 <breaker> What's my name again b1rdy?
20:15:00 <jasonhill> :)
20:15:00 <breaker> :)
20:15:00 <breaker> Say my name bitch!
20:15:00 <jasonhill> Hows it feel...
20:15:00 <jasonhill> To have no drugs?
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20:15:01 <jasonhill> I can take any girl.
20:15:04 <jasonhill> Maidstone
20:15:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong seen it on cam
20:15:09 <jasonhill> Yup
20:15:14 <jasonhill> See
20:15:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He was pulling bongs
20:15:22 <jasonhill> Any i want. And I WILL.
20:15:33 <CharlieSheen> bullshit, he was visiting someone
20:15:38 <CharlieSheen> at best
20:15:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nope
20:15:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> His house
20:15:42 <jasonhill> :) are we clear?
20:15:47 <jasonhill> Ur not coming over Cs :)
20:15:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Showed pong around
20:15:52 <breaker> Try me :)
20:15:53 <jasonhill> Yup
20:15:57 <CharlieSheen> how does he live in altona and maidstone at the same time?
20:15:59 <CharlieSheen> ;)
20:16:00 <zaim> fall u wana fall for me or nah
20:16:00 <zaim> faux*
20:16:00 <faux> 2 late
20:16:00 <jasonhill> Tell me breaker
20:16:00 <breaker> Yeah b1rdy.. how do you feel about not being able to have any drugs?
20:16:00 <breaker> You must be raging inside
20:16:00 <jasonhill> Tell me
20:16:00 <jasonhill> Coz i really haven't been straight for months. :)
20:16:00 <breaker> No laptop.. typing on your phone like a slow retard
20:16:00 <jasonhill> So..
20:16:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong seen it
20:16:08 <jasonhill> I own u already. :)
20:16:10 <jasonhill> Yea
20:16:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He prob richer then u
20:16:21 * CharlieSheen kicks back and relaxes
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20:16:29 <jasonhill> tru coz i no puff habit
20:16:34 <breaker> That's funny.. you don't even own 5 cents.. let alone owning myself.
20:16:34 <Nero> so many internet tough guys
20:16:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U spend lots money on Mackers and kfc
20:16:43 <CharlieSheen> [20:23:27] <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He was pulling bongs
20:16:48 <CharlieSheen> [20:24:39] <jasonhill> tru coz i no puff habit
20:16:48 <jasonhill> I get girls. :)
20:16:51 <CharlieSheen> lollllllllllllllll
20:16:53 <jasonhill> Ur ugly
20:17:00 <zaim> rags?
20:17:00 <zaim> ill wait
20:17:00 <faux> rofol
20:17:00 <faux> -o
20:17:00 <zaim> rfol?
20:17:00 <faux> ye
20:17:00 <zaim> good
20:17:00 <faux> rollin floor olways larfen
20:17:00 <jasonhill> Tell me what's it like to be a sober loser breaker?
20:17:01 <breaker> You get nothing you disrespecting ranga
20:17:11 <CharlieSheen> ruined each other in a swift hit
20:17:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Puff is ice Raichu
20:17:12 <jasonhill> I like live out of mummy house
20:17:14 <CharlieSheen> props boys
20:17:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U retard
20:17:28 <jasonhill> Keep crying about not getting pussy.think about me smashing into em deep
20:17:36 <jasonhill> nise be on my own
20:17:46 <President_Trump> CharlieSheen what will u spend your extra $10 a week on?
20:17:53 <CharlieSheen> porn, what else
20:17:53 <Glenn> "nice"
20:17:57 <breaker> I heard that about you b1rdy.. you're not able to blow your load
20:17:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U invite pong and Tisk over
20:18:00 <zaim> nah i got it
20:18:00 <breaker> Tell me b1rdy.. what's ity like living a broke life, no weed, no money, no food, no laptop, no bike, no friends nor family.. living it rough in a shoebox of a room with a thin doona
20:18:00 <jasonhill> Sure kid sure.
20:18:00 <breaker> What's it like having no money after you pay rent b1rdy :)
20:18:01 <jasonhill> Nise
20:18:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We party
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20:18:11 <jasonhill> Well. That's simply not true, I'm an infamous irc playa.
20:18:17 <Discord> <Floss> Pudding was good :)
20:18:23 <jigsaw> hi grumblebums
20:18:26 Nick: Yaboc is now known as Lumeah
20:18:27 <jasonhill> I go for hours.
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20:18:37 <Lumeah> Evening
20:18:49 <jasonhill> Yum floss
20:18:55 <jasonhill> Hiya lumies
20:18:59 <jasonhill> how r ya
20:19:00 <e|f> the pusherrrrrrrr
20:19:00 <e|f> the pusher don't care
20:19:00 <Discord> <Sutekh> still slapping that paint elfie
20:19:00 <jasonhill> I have to eat out tentimes a week instead of twenty :)
20:19:00 <breaker> You mean you just have anough to buy yourself a cheap hot meal for $10 each fortnight
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20:19:48 <Discord> <faux> Oh god
20:19:56 <CharlieSheen> queen of the losers
20:19:58 <CharlieSheen> hello Lumeah
20:20:00 <e|f> painting is done
20:20:00 <Discord> <Sutekh> Yay
20:20:00 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y
20:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steppenwolf - The Pusher (Mar 19, 2009) Length: 5:53 - Category: Music - 6,839,853 views - 47,242 likes (96%), 1,953 dislikes (4%)
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20:20:00 <jasonhill> Twenty per meal
20:20:00 <jasonhill> :))
20:20:00 <breaker> Then you gotta wait till your next payday.. hoping you don't stress out too much during those 10 days
20:20:00 <jasonhill> Three times a day
20:20:00 <breaker> I know your patterns b1rdy
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20:20:08 <Discord> <rainmaker> hi
20:20:12 <Discord> <faux> Hi cutie
20:20:14 <Discord> <faux> What up
20:20:31 <Discord> <Floss> I wanna do mini golf for my birthday
20:20:44 <jasonhill> Lol mini golf
20:20:49 <Discord> <faux> Im trying to study but im distracted by how adorable my cat is Send help
20:20:54 <jasonhill> Fuck off Darren
20:20:57 <Discord> <Floss> I'm obsessed with it
20:20:59 <Lumeah> Lol
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20:21:00 <e|f> i got skillz with teh paintbrush
20:21:00 <e|f> long lengthy strokes, bby
20:21:00 <jasonhill> Thats how u live one big whack of shard on payday
20:21:00 <jasonhill> Then beg
20:21:00 <breaker> You live a junkie life style waiting for each fortnight for his dole payments
20:21:00 <jasonhill> ^
20:21:01 <jasonhill> Aww pussy
20:21:02 <Discord> <Floss> Fkn mini gooollffffff
20:21:09 <jasonhill> Y?
20:21:12 <CharlieSheen> lololol
20:21:14 <Discord> <Floss> Dunno
20:21:15 <CharlieSheen> triggered
20:21:15 <Lumeah> Im sure he's done losser shit once to
20:21:18 <jasonhill> Lololpl
20:21:19 <jasonhill> Dazzo m8 you'll get smashed
20:21:23 <CharlieSheen> speaking of triggered
20:21:27 <CharlieSheen> sup chris`
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20:22:00 <Discord> <Sutekh> ohh forgot this thing shows pics, those guys need a haircut
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20:22:03 <Lumeah> Always puts people down to make himself feel worthy...
20:22:10 <Lumeah> Sad huh
20:22:19 <jasonhill> id party if my ex wife hung herself aye
20:22:23 <chris`> its sad
20:22:23 <breaker> b1rdy, Sucks to be you hey.. jamming dat dussy but you know you're not able to blow that load.. 45 minutes in she's asking you "you gonna cum or what b1rdy?" you replie back "yeah just a sec" - 20 minutes later b1rdy is struggling to blow and he's out of puff so he stops and says "im fucked couldn't cum"
20:22:28 <chris`> ppl under estimate me
20:22:32 <chris`> isnt it Lumeah
20:22:37 <jasonhill> Hes barely alive
20:22:38 <CharlieSheen> how's your unit mate?
20:22:41 <CharlieSheen> renovated yet?
20:22:41 <jasonhill> Yea.. They love it..
20:22:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hii Tisk
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20:22:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How DAX
20:22:51 <jasonhill> He feeds on hatred to gain strength
20:22:58 <chris`> i own block of land
20:23:00 <breaker> Go near Lumeah again b1rdy and i'll be ripping your head off
20:23:00 <breaker> do you understand me b1rdy?
20:23:00 <jasonhill> I can take any girl.
20:23:00 <jasonhill> Any i want. And I WILL.
20:23:00 <jasonhill> :) are we clear?
20:23:02 <chris`> my unit is on
20:23:08 <chris`> come start
20:23:18 <chris`> dog
20:23:19 <CharlieSheen> lollllllllll
20:23:23 <jasonhill> Smash em chris
20:23:24 <dazzo2> Hey looking for a girl to fill my cbd vape
20:23:24 <jasonhill> Good hard fuck clean out the cobwebs
20:23:27 <chris`> u find it funny
20:23:32 <CharlieSheen> correct me if I'm wrong here chris`
20:23:34 <chris`> at least i dont lie
20:23:43 <CharlieSheen> are you not in a multi level unit complex?
20:23:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tisk is good man
20:23:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We all mates now
20:24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tisk pong b1rd
20:24:00 <breaker> You end up with the name: deadroot ... you're no good b1rdy :)
20:24:00 <breaker> Try me :)
20:24:00 <jasonhill> I own u already. :)
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20:24:00 <breaker> That's funny.. you don't even own 5 cents.. let alone owning myself.
20:24:00 <Nero> so many internet tough guys
20:24:01 <chris`> i own every block of land managed
20:24:06 <chris`> by my body corp
20:24:11 <chris`> i hate money
20:24:11 <CharlieSheen> lol
20:24:14 <chris`> i invest
20:24:17 <chris`> so ppl have roof
20:24:19 <jasonhill> Not what ppl say :)
20:24:20 <CharlieSheen> clearly you have no idea how bodycorp works
20:24:21 <chris`> over their head
20:24:28 <chris`> shut up now CharlieSheen
20:24:31 <dazzo2> Whats body corp
20:24:34 <chris`> or i get 3 bikie clubs
20:24:37 <chris`> on your arse
20:24:39 <chris`> cunce
20:24:43 <chris`> i serious
20:24:50 <breaker> No girl has ever said you're a good root
20:24:51 <jasonhill> Manages the building and common areas
20:24:55 <breaker> :)
20:24:57 <jasonhill> Nice try breaker
20:24:58 <CharlieSheen> ^
20:25:00 <jasonhill> I get girls. :)
20:25:00 <jasonhill> Ur ugly
20:25:00 <breaker> You get nothing you disrespecting ranga
20:25:00 <jasonhill> Keep crying about not getting pussy.think about me smashing into em deep
20:25:03 <jasonhill> Of an apartment or block of flats
20:25:03 <dazzo2> Ok
20:25:11 <jasonhill> Legal issues permits etc
20:25:16 <jasonhill> U pay them a fee
20:25:22 <jasonhill> I got lotsa pussy anytime I want it ill take jen
20:25:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd smart
20:25:26 <jasonhill> They handle it. Or u hope they do.
20:25:31 <dazzo2> Id never buy an apartment
20:25:38 <jasonhill> He Always PM's me
20:25:42 <dazzo2> Rather live in regional area
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20:25:47 <Lumeah> Me either
20:25:48 <CharlieSheen> most bodycorps are useless though
20:25:48 <jasonhill> Y
20:25:49 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o e|f
20:25:55 <jasonhill> All sweet sent an unsolicited pic
20:25:56 <dazzo2> Other ppl give me the shits too much
20:26:00 <breaker> I heard that about you b1rdy.. you're not able to blow your load
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20:26:00 <jasonhill> Well. That's simply not true, I'm an infamous irc playa.
20:26:00 <Discord> <Floss> Pudding was good :)
20:26:00 <jigsaw> hi grumblebums
20:26:00 <jasonhill> I go for hours.
20:26:07 <jasonhill> Y
20:26:20 <chris`> hi elf my son
20:26:20 <dazzo2> Like my own place with lawn and a fence to keep people away
20:26:28 <chris`> these dickheads going me again
20:26:32 <jasonhill> Lovely girl maybe I'll focus on pickin up jen next
20:26:34 <CharlieSheen> they don't leave you alone though
20:26:35 <e|f> hi friends :)
20:26:40 <jasonhill> Tru
20:26:40 <CharlieSheen> that's an illusion dazzo2
20:26:46 <jasonhill> Mate
20:26:53 <e|f> i had a shower, something to eat, and i put on fresh clothes
20:26:55 <jasonhill> Australia so populated now
20:26:57 <e|f> new man
20:27:00 <jasonhill> Yum floss
20:27:02 <e|f> that's all it takes!
20:27:05 <jasonhill> Regional areas more dickheads
20:27:06 <dazzo2> I live in apartments 15 yrs
20:27:12 <breaker> Did the truth sting you there b1rdy? :)
20:27:13 <jasonhill> Yea same
20:27:16 <jasonhill> was ok
20:27:17 <dazzo2> And house about 15yrs
20:27:20 <CharlieSheen> e|f, suggesting people on here can afford a shower?
20:27:20 * breaker knows it did
20:27:22 <CharlieSheen> hahaha
20:27:26 <breaker> :)
20:27:33 <dazzo2> Well dont live in shit places
20:27:38 <jasonhill> Ill b cumming in jen gowch
20:27:42 <e|f> CharlieSheen: yes, that's exactly what i was suggesting. clearly.
20:27:44 <e|f> :/
20:27:52 <dazzo2> I spend good money i dont mean places that are cheap
20:27:54 <CharlieSheen> lol
20:27:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> TSR
20:27:59 <jasonhill> Then ur little sister
20:28:00 <e|f> hi partay
20:28:00 <Discord> <faux> Oh god
20:28:00 <Discord> <rainmaker> hi
20:28:00 <Discord> <faux> Hi cutie
20:28:00 <Discord> <faux> What up
20:28:00 <Discord> <Floss> I wanna do mini golf for my birthday
20:28:00 <jasonhill> Lol mini golf
20:28:02 <CharlieSheen> TCR*
20:28:11 <jasonhill> Exploding into her holes
20:28:19 <jasonhill> City... Pppl..make money
20:28:32 <dazzo2> I really hate DHS
20:28:37 <dazzo2> Dept of housing
20:28:37 <jasonhill> Regional areas r for ppl to suicide and do meth
20:28:39 <jasonhill> boom boom boom
20:28:48 <CharlieSheen> dazzo2: chris` can relate
20:28:51 <jasonhill> Na they r good
20:28:55 <CharlieSheen> his dhs unit is terrible
20:29:00 <Discord> <Exo> good evening e|fy 😃
20:29:00 <e|f> ^_^
20:29:00 <Discord> <faux> Im trying to study but im distracted by how adorable my cat is Send help
20:29:00 <Discord> <Floss> I'm obsessed with it
20:29:00 <jasonhill> Aww pussy
20:29:00 <Discord> <Floss> Fkn mini gooollffffff
20:29:00 <jasonhill> Y?
20:29:00 <Discord> <Floss> Dunno
20:29:00 <jasonhill> Lololpl
20:29:04 <dazzo2> They put dickheads in houses next too good people
20:29:18 <e|f> please stop harrassing people :)
20:29:23 <dazzo2> They should put all thse people in houso blocks away from good people
20:29:28 <jasonhill> Ty elf
20:29:30 <CharlieSheen> they tried that
20:29:35 <dazzo2> And near a police station
20:29:40 <jasonhill> Rofl
20:29:43 <CharlieSheen> look at melton, corio, frankston, dallas
20:29:47 <Lumeah> Cool gahn show
20:29:48 <CharlieSheen> all ghettos
20:29:50 <dazzo2> Well they should never have stopped trying
20:30:00 <jasonhill> id party if my ex wife hung herself aye
20:30:00 <breaker> b1rdy, Sucks to be you hey.. jamming dat dussy but you know you're not able to blow that load.. 45 minutes in she's asking you "you gonna cum or what b1rdy?" you replie back "yeah just a sec" - 20 minutes later b1rdy is struggling to blow and he's out of puff so he stops and says "im fucked couldn't cum"
20:30:00 <jasonhill> Yea.. They love it..
20:30:03 <dazzo2> Who cares, ghettos are there for a reason
20:30:03 <jasonhill> :)
20:30:10 <dazzo2> For dickheads isnt it?
20:30:17 <jasonhill> Ppl like ur dad
20:30:22 <dazzo2> Seems most logical to me
20:30:23 <e|f> not all people who live in housing commission properties are bad people
20:30:23 <jasonhill> And brother
20:30:31 <breaker> What are you even talking about b1rdy?
20:30:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd is good man
20:30:40 <breaker> You got nothing :)
20:30:41 <jasonhill> Jen gowch
20:30:42 <dazzo2> Well separate the good from the dickheads
20:30:52 <Lumeah> Can be...
20:30:55 <jasonhill> Ill fuck her
20:31:00 <jasonhill> Good hard fuck clean out the cobwebs
20:31:02 <e|f> some people do escape the poverty trap
20:31:08 <e|f> and good on those people
20:31:11 <Sutekh> yeah some are just grannies that lose all their money at bingo
20:31:11 <dazzo2> Keep the dickheads in the houso ghettos where they belong, better still do a grenfield on it
20:31:13 <jasonhill> Then who do the 'good' ppl sell drugs to?
20:31:16 <CharlieSheen> poverty doesn't make you a bad person
20:31:20 <jasonhill> We need the dropkicks
20:31:26 <jasonhill> Ty
20:31:31 <CharlieSheen> being a loser makes you a bad person
20:31:32 <jasonhill> Leave jen alone breaker it's my only warning.
20:31:38 <dazzo2> Way i see it, these people should just be sent to christmas island
20:31:39 <jasonhill> Shes mine
20:31:50 <jasonhill> Abos should
20:31:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> But u looser TSR
20:31:52 <Lumeah> Do u feel that CharlieSheen?
20:31:52 <breaker> Remember what happened last time someone tried to fuck her? they got charged for rape :)
20:32:00 <Discord> <partay> hullo
20:32:00 <Discord> <Exo> huzzah!
20:32:00 <breaker> You end up with the name: deadroot ... you're no good b1rdy :)
20:32:00 <jasonhill> Not what ppl say :)
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20:32:04 <jasonhill> Lumeah kelevra
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20:32:09 <jasonhill> Dazzo2
20:32:13 <dazzo2> You just know the people who will be dickheads...its not hard
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20:32:22 <jasonhill> Heaps others here I've rooted
20:32:23 <jasonhill> Yes your relos
20:32:27 <jasonhill> Jen can havei
20:32:28 <dazzo2> And you see the good people who need assistance
20:32:31 <jasonhill> Anyone with light brown eyes
20:32:32 <dazzo2> Its not hard..
20:32:33 <jasonhill> I can
20:32:42 <jasonhill> white ppl good brown ppl bad
20:32:45 <jasonhill> :)
20:32:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat about jippos
20:32:53 <jasonhill> Kezzie
20:32:56 <dazzo2> Thats why i dont like DHS
20:33:00 <breaker> No girl has ever said you're a good root
20:33:00 <breaker> :)
20:33:00 <jasonhill> Nice try breaker
20:33:00 <jasonhill> I got lotsa pussy anytime I want it ill take jen
20:33:00 <jasonhill> He Always PM's me
20:33:04 <jasonhill> Rooted her
20:33:06 <jasonhill> Funny that correlation. Most dickhead r related to Dazzo2
20:33:15 <Sutekh> need to be careful. i read centrelink are sending staff here to bust the ppl who are supposed to be looking for work
20:33:16 <Lumeah> Lol
20:33:30 <jasonhill> Im on pension forever
20:33:31 <Lumeah> Got some manuka honey
20:33:40 <jasonhill> yum gimme
20:33:50 <e|f> manuka honey is good for treating burns
20:33:53 <jasonhill> need for my throat
20:33:54 <Lumeah> So is mum
20:33:56 <dazzo2> Its simple... people who end up as dickheads are ones who dont give a fuck
20:34:00 <Discord> <faux> Bout timw
20:34:00 <jasonhill> All sweet sent an unsolicited pic
20:34:00 <jasonhill> Lovely girl maybe I'll focus on pickin up jen next
20:34:02 <CharlieSheen> [20:41:25] <%Sutekh> need to be careful. i read centrelink are sending staff here to bust the ppl who are supposed to be looking for work << that'll end Austnet
20:34:04 <Lumeah> Went to see her today
20:34:05 <e|f> or maybe i'm thinking of a different variety
20:34:13 <jasonhill> Dazzo2 enough
20:34:17 <Sutekh> lol
20:34:18 <jasonhill> I even nearly rooted a lesbian once
20:34:19 <Lumeah> , lookd like another other cancer patient.
20:34:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hii Sutekh
20:34:25 <Lumeah> So angry tho
20:34:27 <jasonhill> I know how to spot a dickhead.. They are your relatives.
20:34:28 <jasonhill> She was real horny
20:34:42 <jasonhill> Aww lumeah
20:34:43 <jasonhill> :(
20:34:44 <dazzo2> If you dont give a fuck , then why should u expect taxpayers to give you any better than a houso in a ghetto
20:34:49 <dazzo2> Seems logical
20:34:58 <dazzo2> And fair
20:35:00 <Lumeah> Yeah
20:35:00 <Discord> <partay> posts nudes
20:35:00 <Discord> <Exo> why are u appearing offline
20:35:00 <Discord> <Exo> who u hiding from
20:35:00 <Discord> <Exo> :piss:
20:35:00 <Discord> <faux> Cos i can
20:35:00 <Discord> <faux> LOL
20:35:00 <Discord> <faux> Piss
20:35:00 <Discord> <Exo> are u hiding from rainmaker
20:35:00 <Discord> <Exo> :creeper:
20:35:00 <Discord> <faux> No i love rainy
20:35:00 <breaker> Did the truth sting you there b1rdy? :)
20:35:00 <breaker> :)
20:35:00 <jasonhill> Ill b cumming in jen gowch
20:35:04 <jasonhill> Stay in Cranbourne mate
20:35:05 <Lumeah> Sucky huh
20:35:07 <jasonhill> Ok
20:35:13 <dazzo2> Give it to people who really need it
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20:35:17 <jasonhill> Yea how's she feeling?
20:35:19 <dazzo2> And appreciate it
20:35:34 <jasonhill> U cant say sry Dazzo2
20:35:36 <CharlieSheen> i like the cut of your jib, dazzo2
20:35:39 <jasonhill> Offended alreadym
20:35:41 <jasonhill> .
20:35:41 <jasonhill> Rooted pongs grandma few times
20:35:50 <Sutekh> unemployment benefits were intro after ww2 to give ppl shelter and food. thats all its meant for
20:35:50 <dazzo2> And will use the assistance to improve their lives
20:35:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y u never in pooland Sutekh ??
20:36:00 <dazzo2> Thanks sheen
20:36:00 <Discord> <Exo> i know u miss moonie though
20:36:00 <Discord> <faux> Do i though
20:36:00 <Discord> <partay> this should piss everyone off in #sydney in no time
20:36:00 <Discord> <Exo> hahaha
20:36:00 <jasonhill> Then ur little sister
20:36:00 <jasonhill> Exploding into her holes
20:36:00 <jasonhill> boom boom boom
20:36:06 <jasonhill> Ill use this place to milk your family
20:36:08 <jasonhill> :)
20:36:15 <MikeRotunda> b1rd
20:36:15 <e|f> Sutekh: flat screen TVs also
20:36:17 <CharlieSheen> Sutekh: now they're used to fund peoples drug habits
20:36:17 <MikeRotunda> howdy son
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20:36:45 <MikeRotunda> CharlieSheen
20:36:47 <MikeRotunda> Howdy son
20:36:57 <Sutekh> haha e|f
20:36:57 <dazzo2> Way i see it, if u are a dickhead full retard by life, taxpayer should give u enough to stop u from dying
20:37:00 <Discord> <Sutekh> the druggies won even notice 😛
20:37:00 <Discord> <faux> Lol
20:37:00 <couleurs> stfu Discord !!!!!!!
20:37:00 <Discord> <faux> I kinda hate how they can see
20:37:00 <Discord> <faux> Sucks that its linked
20:37:05 <dazzo2> Thats all
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20:37:29 <CharlieSheen> dazzo2 for PM
20:37:32 <dazzo2> Giving u more will just create problems for good people
20:37:41 <Sutekh> CharlieSheen, yeah, well... scomo wont be increasing it haha
20:37:48 <CharlieSheen> excellent
20:37:53 <CharlieSheen> scomo is the man
20:38:00 <Discord> <faux> Couleurs wont send nudes now
20:38:00 <Discord> <Exo> could always make a nudes only chan
20:38:00 <Discord> <faux> Lol
20:38:00 <couleurs> Laughin' Out Lordes
20:38:00 <Discord> <Exo> but then i wont get any sleep
20:38:00 <Discord> <faux> Yes
20:38:00 <jasonhill> :)
20:38:00 <breaker> What are you even talking about b1rdy?
20:38:00 <breaker> You got nothing :)
20:38:00 <jasonhill> Jen gowch
20:38:01 <CharlieSheen> fucking over the dole bludgers
20:38:02 <dazzo2> Like if we give u money to buy a car, ud probably crash it to a curry who saved hard to get it so he can get a job
20:38:41 <jasonhill> Dazzo2..
20:38:42 <CharlieSheen> scomo should clamp down
20:38:49 <jasonhill> Ur a junky who lives with ur mum
20:38:51 <MikeRotunda> TSR
20:38:54 <CharlieSheen> no job after 6 months = cut payment
20:39:00 <Discord> <Exo> created
20:39:00 <Discord> <HellFury> pokemon?
20:39:00 <HellFury> oops shit
20:39:00 <Discord> <couleurs> G'Day Rex Hunt Fans
20:39:00 <Discord> <partay> well there goes the neighbourhood
20:39:00 <jasonhill> Ill fuck her
20:39:00 <jasonhill> Leave jen alone breaker it's my only warning.
20:39:00 <jasonhill> Shes mine
20:39:04 <jasonhill> Horny again..
20:39:07 <jasonhill> Ur advice means nothing.
20:39:18 <dazzo2> I am a man of fairness .. not one of them white liberals
20:39:19 <Sutekh> after u buy ur ciggies, not much left out of 550 f/n
20:39:24 <CharlieSheen> lol
20:39:27 <dazzo2> Ive seen a lot of scum in life
20:39:28 <CharlieSheen> get a job
20:39:28 <jasonhill> U are discredited by your lifestyle choices and your broke ass
20:39:31 <CharlieSheen> problem solved
20:39:34 <dazzo2> And i know what its all about
20:39:42 <jasonhill> Not taking advice from a loser
20:39:49 <jasonhill> You are scum
20:39:55 <jasonhill> Go away
20:39:58 <MikeRotunda> LOL
20:40:00 <Discord> <faux> Only a fan of mike hunt
20:40:00 <Sutekh> ;/
20:40:00 <Discord> <couleurs> we're both in green woo hoo
20:40:00 <Sutekh> who is this Discord character, i wanna kick him
20:40:00 <breaker> Remember what happened last time someone tried to fuck her? they got charged for rape :)
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20:40:00 <jasonhill> Heaps others here I've rooted
20:40:00 <jasonhill> Jen can havei
20:40:00 <jasonhill> I can
20:40:04 <MikeRotunda> jasonhill getting owned by below
20:40:20 <CharlieSheen> MikeRotunda: even chris could own jasonhill
20:40:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who is MikeRotunda
20:40:24 <CharlieSheen> let's be honest here
20:40:24 <dazzo2> Its basically the low lives who just dont give a rats... should do everything to separate them from normal good ppl
20:40:38 <dazzo2> EVERYTHING POSSIBLE
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20:40:46 <jasonhill> Yes your relos
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20:41:00 <jasonhill> :)
20:41:00 <jasonhill> Kezzie
20:41:00 <jasonhill> Rooted her
20:41:07 <Sutekh> wb Pong
20:41:12 <jasonhill> no mate. I'm selling drugs to your relos.
20:41:18 <Sutekh> good to see you tonight
20:41:19 <jasonhill> Need to be close.
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20:41:43 <CharlieSheen> good evening Skirmish
20:41:49 <CharlieSheen> you're just in time for the hot topic
20:41:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
20:42:00 <Exo> seems like a fried tisk
20:42:00 <Sutekh> haha
20:42:00 <jasonhill> I even nearly rooted a lesbian once
20:42:00 <jasonhill> She was real horny
20:42:11 <MikeRotunda> shitmish
20:42:20 <CharlieSheen> housing comission losers
20:42:27 <jasonhill> :)
20:42:57 <MikeRotunda> The Dominos Shitter
20:43:00 <HellFury> lol
20:43:00 <jasonhill> Rooted pongs grandma few times
20:43:05 * e|f sighs
20:43:12 <jasonhill> Im cleaning up here
20:43:15 <e|f> lots of harrassment and aggression here tonight
20:43:15 <jasonhill> Fukkk im stoned wow
20:43:18 <MikeRotunda> jasonhill was on a waiting list for his cheap house
20:43:35 <MikeRotunda> its hard to save money when you're homeless
20:43:37 <MikeRotunda> isnt it son??
20:43:38 <Sutekh> e|f, just the evening venting
20:43:53 <Lumeah> Houses are money drains
20:44:00 <Discord> <HellFury> b1rnt weener
20:44:00 <Discord> <HellFury> oops
20:44:00 <e|f> time for a cup of tea
20:44:01 <jasonhill> I love housos
20:44:01 <jasonhill> Ppl offend me I fk em up
20:44:01 <jasonhill> Ppl bring cash im happy
20:44:03 <jasonhill> Im funny like that.
20:44:03 <Sutekh> sydney offers stress relief
20:44:04 <jasonhill> Good to u if ur not a dick
20:44:04 <jasonhill> Yup
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20:44:25 <CharlieSheen> lol
20:44:28 * e|f throws a bunch of stress balls into the centre of the chat room
20:44:38 <e|f> squeeze! squeeze!
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20:45:00 <jasonhill> king of my castle now. Just gonna bash this drunk up the road and illl run the block.
20:45:00 <e|f> anyone else fancy one
20:45:00 <Discord> <faux> Yes
20:45:02 <MikeRotunda> Lumeah the kfc shitz and Skirmish the dominos shitter
20:45:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Do they mix their pooes together?
20:45:30 <dazzo2> Looking for a cpl of girls to come assemble my new pc
20:45:31 <jasonhill> Lumeah id be homeless without my houso joint
20:45:39 <jasonhill> Lol
20:45:43 <jasonhill> No Dazzo2
20:45:49 <jasonhill> Go to St kilda
20:45:53 <jasonhill> Wherever
20:45:55 <MikeRotunda> how did you qualify for your house, b1rd sh1t?
20:45:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> You 2 r mates go help him b1rd
20:46:00 <CharlieSheen> you won't find females on here
20:46:00 <Discord> <rainmaker> waddup
20:46:00 <Discord> <faux> Hi
20:46:00 <Discord> <Exo> @fauxy to the principles office
20:46:00 <Discord> <rainmaker> need take massive shiet
20:46:00 <Discord> <faux> Sir yes sir
20:46:00 <Discord> <Exo> come into voice
20:46:02 <CharlieSheen> lolol
20:46:06 <jasonhill> by waiting
20:46:27 <e|f> actually, there are a few lovely females on here
20:46:31 <e|f> :D
20:46:32 <jasonhill> Didnt cry about being homeless just waited quietly
20:47:00 <Discord> <faux> Ok gimme 5
20:47:00 <Discord> <faux> I need water
20:47:00 <Discord> <Exo> break out the lotion
20:47:00 <Discord> <rainmaker> everyone aboard
20:47:00 <jasonhill> Horny again..
20:47:01 <jasonhill> Tried not to upset the workers. Helps.
20:47:02 <CharlieSheen> e|f if they have any clue they'd hide their gender to stop losers harrassing them
20:47:11 <jasonhill> Coz they choose who to help next
20:47:32 <e|f> they might be hiding right now
20:47:34 <e|f> :D
20:47:37 <jasonhill> No
20:47:47 <jasonhill> The females are the Worst at harassment
20:47:54 <jasonhill> Irl and here
20:47:59 <e|f> bird, how long were you on the wait list?
20:48:00 <Sutekh> hai rainmaker
20:48:00 <Discord> <rainmaker> gday mate
20:48:00 <Discord> <rainmaker> brb poo poo
20:48:02 <jasonhill> More catty bitchy
20:48:07 <Lumeah> Nooo. I ment a bought house
20:48:07 <jasonhill> No list
20:48:09 <MikeRotunda> jasonhill how long were you on the list?
20:48:09 <jasonhill> Eyes watering red shutting
20:48:14 <Lumeah> Not a rented one
20:48:16 <MikeRotunda> 6 months?
20:48:16 <jasonhill> Whacked
20:48:17 <jasonhill> Oh k
20:48:21 <CharlieSheen> jasonhill: are you implying polly is a female?
20:48:26 <jasonhill> 9
20:48:42 <MikeRotunda> how much is the rent son/
20:48:44 <jasonhill> Hes a coward with a short dick almost female
20:48:48 <e|f> demand for housing commission properties is obviously high, with wait times long
20:48:50 <MikeRotunda> Are utilities paid for, son?
20:48:51 <CharlieSheen> brb smoko
20:48:51 <lx> ...so quiet now CharlieSheen...
20:48:56 <jasonhill> tru elf
20:49:00 <Cosmic^Girl> *principal's. God.
20:49:00 <Discord> <Sutekh> okie
20:49:00 <Discord> <HellFury> like
20:49:00 <Discord> <HellFury> lol
20:49:00 <e|f> The principal might be your pal. But it's the principle of things which makes it so.
20:49:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh hawt
20:49:12 <jasonhill> So i just waited and stayed polite didnt ask for help
20:49:17 <e|f> just wait until one of the tenants does something stupid (they often do) and you might have a foot in
20:49:18 <jasonhill> Rejected it a few times
20:50:00 <e|f> wb CG
20:50:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Spanks e|fie :)
20:50:00 <Discord> <HellFury> 🍆
20:50:00 <Exo> 10L10A5U2G10h3I15N7g 15O6u14t 4l3o14U10D3s
20:50:00 <Discord> <HellFury> spanks the eggplants
20:50:03 <e|f> if they end up in jail for whatever reason, if it's a lengthy term, that might mean another property becomes available
20:50:06 <e|f> just depends
20:50:27 <dazzo2> Yeah but why would u want to live there
20:50:30 <jasonhill> most 'Street kids' are runaways from middleclass working families
20:50:40 <jasonhill> Who just love being on the street
20:50:43 <e|f> dazzo2: i don't but i know people who have done it
20:50:47 <jasonhill> U spot them quick
20:50:53 <dazzo2> Neighbours are likely crinimals also
20:51:00 <Discord> <Exo> 🌶
20:51:00 <Discord> <HellFury> :creeper:
20:51:00 <Exo> ross the tosssSsSSsSSS
20:51:00 <Discord> <HellFury> lol at that one
20:51:00 <Exo> haha
20:51:00 <Sutekh> Hi pong good to see you tonight
20:51:00 <jasonhill> Fukkk im stoned wow
20:51:10 <dazzo2> Best rent a room in a share house with good people
20:51:12 <jasonhill> Good im a bigger one
20:51:17 <dazzo2> What $150pw
20:51:17 <jasonhill> Nope
20:51:23 <jasonhill> Love my space
20:51:47 <MikeRotunda> dazzo2 lives in a share shit
20:52:00 <jasonhill> Hes with mummy
20:52:00 <Exo> do u know who that is HellFury
20:52:00 <Discord> <HellFury> lol do i wanna
20:52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Hiiiii
20:52:00 <Exo> one of the regulars on here who has gone missing
20:52:01 <Lumeah> Good
20:52:06 <dazzo2> Rather live in a place with decent people than any place surrounded by dickheads...
20:52:19 <dazzo2> I could buy a house outright if it wanted to
20:52:20 <jasonhill> You'll b poor
20:52:32 <jasonhill> No hustle in the burbs
20:52:38 <jasonhill> Nothing out ur way
20:52:44 <dazzo2> Just not interested in sydney
20:52:51 <jasonhill> Too many cops
20:52:57 <dazzo2> Too crowded
20:53:00 <e|f> Why can't you begin a sentence with because?
20:53:00 <e|f> Because you can't!
20:53:00 <Sutekh> HellFury, the worst farts ever are when u are bleeding from ur intestines.. nothing compares
20:53:00 <jasonhill> Lol
20:53:06 <e|f> i knew someone who ended up in jail for assault and who wanted my help with his legal issues
20:53:09 * e|f declined
20:53:09 <jasonhill> Maybe u dying
20:53:19 <jasonhill> Old ppl go to country to die
20:53:32 <Lumeah> O0o0oh. I made honey lemmon garlic drink
20:53:34 <Lumeah> Sooo yum
20:53:39 <dazzo2> Nothing i see i like in my budget ... without needing a mortgage... and evn with that the neighbourhood is too crumby
20:53:54 <jasonhill> Yum
20:53:58 <Cosmic^Girl> Was it panda e|fie? :)
20:54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1The smelly liek grandmas stinky weeas
20:54:00 <Discord> <HellFury> tisky or
20:54:00 <Sutekh> lol
20:54:05 <Skirmish> lol panda
20:54:08 <e|f> CG, haha
20:54:12 <e|f> family member
20:54:34 <jasonhill> Shit fam
20:54:56 <jasonhill> We lawyer up quick
20:55:00 <e|f> i'm always there for my family but some of them have proven to be not worth it
20:55:00 <Discord> <HellFury> i think we all wished he was long gone
20:55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Tisk has new cat called DAX
20:55:00 <Sutekh> i miss his tunes
20:55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1He always in pooland
20:55:04 <jasonhill> Fk coppin dik
20:55:04 <jasonhill> Nite <3 yas :)
20:55:09 Part: MikeRotunda ([email protected]) from #sydney
20:55:15 <jasonhill> Except breaker he's a retard
20:55:16 <dazzo2> Yeah i live with my mum
20:55:27 <dazzo2> Help out and such...
20:55:31 <jasonhill> So dnt give advice Dazzo2!!
20:55:34 <Skirmish> jasonhill comes from a long line of Hill's that get raped in prison so they lawyer up fast and try to avoid any time inside.
20:55:43 <dazzo2> Pay all the bills and grocieries
20:55:43 <jasonhill> Rent a place u scab
20:55:53 <dazzo2> Id buy mate
20:56:00 <Sutekh> pong da spammer
20:56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1What u say
20:56:00 <Sutekh> ya
20:56:00 <Exo> pong chan will get suspended by Lwaxana
20:56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1She hate pong
20:56:00 <Sutekh> Lwax berry berry angry at Pong
20:56:00 <jasonhill> Eyes watering red shutting
20:56:00 <jasonhill> Whacked
20:56:01 <dazzo2> I dont rent anymore
20:56:06 <jasonhill> The idea is to not go to jail
20:56:07 <CharlieSheen> lolllllll
20:56:09 <CharlieSheen> josh
20:56:15 <CharlieSheen> what sentence did he get?
20:56:16 <jasonhill> Thats called being professional
20:56:19 <dazzo2> Looking outright .. i dont believe in borrowing money
20:56:20 <CharlieSheen> or did they ward him?
20:56:31 <jasonhill> Dnt ever ask me for money
20:56:40 <jasonhill> U bring something
20:56:55 <jasonhill> cash.
20:56:59 <CharlieSheen> jasonhill: you have no money to offer anyway mate
20:57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1She say pong to unstable to own Melb
20:57:00 <partay> Lwax very smart
20:57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Yer
20:57:02 <CharlieSheen> let's be honest here
20:57:05 <jasonhill> I dnt want pussy
20:57:06 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't think anyone knows CharlieSheen
20:57:08 <Skirmish> It's a good time to buy. The prices will firm again and maybe even rise with the new deposit/mortgage insurance conditions.
20:57:10 <jasonhill> Cash ta :)
20:57:14 <dazzo2> If i want to buy it will be near my mum... might need an extra $200k but i probably get that from me dad
20:57:27 <dazzo2> Prices are falling
20:57:28 <jasonhill> I know u scabs aren't paid till this week so.
20:57:30 <jasonhill> ...
20:57:34 <dazzo2> So im in no hurry
20:57:53 <e|f> jasonhill is a small business owner
20:57:54 <jasonhill> I know
20:57:57 <CharlieSheen> housing is merely dropping back to where it should be
20:57:59 <jasonhill> Yes
20:58:00 <Sutekh> i heard Pong get over 5000 votes
20:58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Ppl say... pong had most votes
20:58:00 <HellFury> for what
20:58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Melbourne
20:58:01 <e|f> he sells herbal remedies
20:58:03 <jasonhill> Not a charity
20:58:05 <CharlieSheen> non over inflated
20:58:07 <Skirmish> dazzo2: They were/are but there will be a new influx of first home buyers coming in soon that will put the demand back into the market that was dropping.
20:58:09 <jasonhill> Yup
20:58:22 <dazzo2> Yeah im in no hurry
20:58:23 <CharlieSheen> lolll herbal remidies
20:58:29 <CharlieSheen> remedies too
20:58:37 <jasonhill> You won't buy a house.
20:58:48 <jasonhill> U cant
20:58:55 <dazzo2> Owning a house doesnt interest me too much, but when i want to i can just do some looking
20:59:00 <Sutekh> yeah
20:59:00 <Exo> hahahaah
20:59:00 <Exo> i voted for pong
20:59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1It true
20:59:00 <Discord> <HellFury> :🙄
20:59:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Pong is a good man
20:59:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ppl say
20:59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1HellFury jealous
20:59:00 <Discord> <Exo> come into voice chat Helly
20:59:00 <Discord> <Exo> 🐱
20:59:00 <HellFury> @HellFury, don't care if you get 1 vote ross the toss
20:59:14 <Skirmish> There are pros and cons.
20:59:15 <jasonhill> ATO will rape u for the cash work u been doing Dazzo2
20:59:27 <dazzo2> Rented 15yrs while i lived in melbourne
20:59:39 <Skirmish> If you can get a long term lease with a good landlord then it's just as good as buying but without the overheads.
20:59:44 <Lumeah> My dad was a builder
20:59:47 <dazzo2> Just no interested in renting
20:59:52 <jasonhill> You never lived in 'Melbourne' salvos doesn't count Dazzo2
21:00:00 <CharlieSheen> Skirmish: Pretty rare you find a 'good' landlord
21:00:00 <Lumeah> I can't give a flying fuck about owning a house
21:00:00 <Sutekh> should have been big protest in support of Pong like in Hong Kong
21:00:00 <HellFury> hang on
21:00:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ohhh I see what's happening here
21:00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Yes
21:00:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Exclusive much
21:00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1U will care when pong take over ausnet
21:00:00 <HellFury> :P you get to hear me suck on a ice block that numbs my throat
21:00:00 <Discord> <HellFury> actually pong i won't
21:00:00 <Discord> <HellFury> but yeah
21:00:15 <jasonhill> I do
21:00:20 <CharlieSheen> most are people who overborrowed and stressed cuz of interest rates
21:00:20 <jasonhill> Coz im not a loser
21:00:21 <dazzo2> Nah i rented for a while... i also dont like real estate agents and all that stuff
21:00:37 <CharlieSheen> even though they recently got cut
21:00:47 <Lumeah> You only keep paying for houses
21:00:52 <jasonhill> Ill buy my house cash after a win from the casino
21:00:55 <Skirmish> CharlieSheen: I was lucky and was renting from people I knew back in the day. Owning is nice though without the worry that the person will decide to sell.
21:00:56 <Lumeah> Broken shit all the time
21:01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Sure
21:01:00 <e|f> you have to go through a process to become part of the team
21:01:00 <e|f> my bottom is still sore from the paddling
21:01:00 <e|f> no wait... that was free masonry
21:01:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Yeah e|f :(
21:01:03 <dazzo2> Rather own my own place and this whole rent payments stuff...monthly stuff... thats old
21:01:03 <CharlieSheen> yep
21:01:07 <jasonhill> Ill live in the cbd
21:01:11 <Skirmish> Plus, I can do woteva the hell I like with the property which is also nice.
21:01:15 <jasonhill> Fuk suburbs
21:01:31 <Lumeah> Not if it effects the resale valve
21:01:36 <Lumeah> Then...
21:01:36 <dazzo2> Just pay council rates and no one bothers me...also the inspections and bond and notices etc .. repairs
21:01:44 <Lumeah> U save small repayments
21:01:46 <Lumeah> But
21:01:46 <Skirmish> jasonhill: Anywhere there is a dark public toilet with a carpark next door you will dwell. Right?
21:02:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Y SkyFire not here
21:02:00 <Sutekh> Skyfire on another boat trip maybe
21:02:05 <CharlieSheen> Skirmish: he doesn't need a carpark. his car was repo'd
21:02:09 <Lumeah> Always a huge outlay
21:02:09 Part: Doc_Bondage ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:02:15 <jasonhill> im in Maidstone mister paintball skirmish
21:02:23 <Lumeah> Lol
21:02:26 <Skirmish> CharlieSheen: lol well that sucks.
21:02:28 <CharlieSheen> you're in maidstone but have the postcode of altona
21:02:29 <Lumeah> Mmm garlic
21:02:30 <CharlieSheen> props
21:02:36 <jasonhill> Yup
21:02:56 <jasonhill> Had a dose of garlic myself today
21:03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1No he in Melb
21:03:00 <e|f> /whois SkyFire
21:03:00 <Sutekh> maybe upset
21:03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1He very old but life with parents
21:03:00 <jasonhill> Nite <3 yas :)
21:03:00 <jasonhill> Except breaker he's a retard
21:03:20 <JedStar> Howdy all
21:03:21 <e|f> what game would you play if you were trying to win at the casino ?
21:03:38 <Lumeah> Got a dry throat
21:03:54 <CharlieSheen> blackjack
21:03:55 <President_Trump> been sucking something you shouldnt have?
21:03:59 <CharlieSheen> bit of card counting
21:04:00 <Sutekh> Exo is abit tight, wont give anyone 25 access
21:04:00 <Exo> !insult skyfire
21:04:00 <steven_> sure kid sure
21:04:00 <Exo> -lx- ---> <Exo> skyfire... You're so fat your portrait would fall off the wall!
21:04:00 <steven_> `deluser exo
21:04:00 <Exo> oh always has to be the fat jokes!
21:04:00 <Exo> steven!
21:04:00 <steven_> `setuser Sutekh level 125
21:04:00 <Exo> evening champ
21:04:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1It true
21:04:00 <steven_> gday
21:04:01 <CharlieSheen> easy $$
21:04:03 <Lumeah> Sore my friend and her new cat
21:04:05 <jasonhill> No idea i havent needed to wash large amounts of money. I'll consult.
21:04:08 <dazzo2> I figured even if i owned my house id probably only stay in it half the week, other time i live with mum in the same family house, 4br..everyone moved out already...
21:04:19 <Lumeah> Saw?
21:04:20 <Lumeah> Ta
21:04:24 <e|f> ah, blackjack
21:04:37 <e|f> do you know another definition of a blackjack?
21:04:40 <jasonhill> Your mum talks too much
21:04:46 <jasonhill> Bad
21:04:49 <Lumeah> Yeah.. I know
21:04:57 <e|f> it's a small club-like device people sneak up on you with and bop you over the head to knock you out with
21:05:00 <e|f> a blackjack
21:05:00 <steven_> whats happenin
21:05:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Hiiii Steven
21:05:00 <steven_> yo pongy
21:05:00 <Sutekh> :(
21:05:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1How’s Oko
21:05:01 <jasonhill> Lol
21:05:11 <jasonhill> Na urs is cool lumeah
21:05:16 <Lumeah> Ok
21:05:25 <jasonhill> Sounds funny on speaker fone
21:05:26 <CharlieSheen> so your bf has a black club e|f?
21:05:27 <Lumeah> So anoyed i moved out
21:05:30 <Lumeah> She needs me
21:05:33 <Lumeah> :s
21:05:36 <jasonhill> Go back
21:05:44 <Lumeah> Different house
21:05:51 <e|f> my bf? :o
21:05:56 <jasonhill> K
21:06:09 <jasonhill> Look after ya mum lumeah
21:06:12 <Lumeah> Elf is single
21:06:22 <CharlieSheen> fwb then
21:06:24 <CharlieSheen> lolol
21:06:34 <jasonhill> Everyones single in australia
21:06:34 Join: Destiny ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:06:52 <e|f> well, anyway most blackjack dealers (not the computerised game) use about six decks
21:07:01 <CharlieSheen> yes
21:07:01 <e|f> so if you can count into a six deck shoe, good on you
21:07:10 <CharlieSheen> your counting game needs to be on point
21:07:12 <jasonhill> Yea I'll just pay some idiot to go to the casino
21:07:14 <jasonhill> Easy
21:07:20 <jasonhill> Not my area of expertise
21:07:26 <e|f> you possibly should be working for NASA instead of playing blackjack, if you can manage that
21:07:34 <CharlieSheen> it's pretty hard
21:07:40 <jasonhill> Junkies r cunning
21:07:42 <jasonhill> Lol
21:07:48 <CharlieSheen> probably fuck up around 30% of the time
21:07:56 <jasonhill> it's clean tho
21:07:59 <jasonhill> After it
21:08:08 <jasonhill> u pay for the privilege
21:08:11 <e|f> use mnemonics (memory aids) to count cards
21:08:15 <jasonhill> It's a Service...
21:08:18 <e|f> instead of natural ability
21:08:20 <jasonhill> Duhh
21:08:31 <CharlieSheen> in a casino they watch you like a hawk
21:08:37 <CharlieSheen> have to look natural as
21:08:52 <e|f> so if i pick my nose while playing, they'll know?
21:08:56 <CharlieSheen> yup
21:08:59 <CharlieSheen> UHD cameras
21:09:00 <jasonhill> Not my problem ill earn it some other cunt will do that
21:09:02 <e|f> fuck
21:09:24 <e|f> anyway, that Rainman movie was a good one
21:09:26 <CharlieSheen> they're happy to clean people out, however, if you've wised up a bit, you're their enemy
21:09:35 <e|f> if you recall the card counting scene
21:09:59 <jasonhill> Fk that
21:10:03 <jasonhill> Im slow as fuk
21:10:16 <jasonhill> I tried bingo after heaps of shard rite
21:10:18 Quit: faux ([email protected]) EOF from client
21:10:21 Join: Yaboc ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:10:30 <CharlieSheen> lol
21:10:32 <jasonhill> Just laughed n talked to girls couldn't play
21:10:37 <CharlieSheen> not off the top of my head
21:10:48 <jasonhill> Yea im not autistic yay
21:10:50 <jasonhill> :)
21:11:00 <JedStar> Howdy all
21:11:09 <e|f> what's wrong with being autistic?
21:11:10 <e|f> :p
21:11:23 <CharlieSheen> nothing wrong with autism in a gambling environment
21:11:28 <jasonhill> It's annoying
21:11:32 <CharlieSheen> in fact, they have the edge
21:11:35 <jasonhill> Coz like predictable
21:11:47 <jasonhill> But i dunno
21:11:53 <e|f> hahaha
21:12:03 <jasonhill> They have NO BOUNDARIES
21:12:05 <jasonhill> :)
21:12:33 <jasonhill> No cant read social cues like if ur pissing me off
21:12:41 <jasonhill> They,*
21:12:42 <e|f> a lot of them aren't exactly social
21:12:50 <e|f> but age helps that for a lot of them
21:12:52 <jasonhill> Im very social
21:12:52 <CharlieSheen> jasonhill: who cares if they're cleaning out the casino
21:13:00 Part: Lumeah ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:13:01 <CharlieSheen> don't need friends
21:13:02 <jasonhill> I know wat ur thinking
21:13:07 <Lumeah> Lol...
21:13:20 <jasonhill> U I can't read lumeah
21:13:21 <jasonhill> Well
21:13:27 <jasonhill> I can read ur voice
21:13:32 <jasonhill> Ur face i cant
21:13:40 <Lumeah> Why
21:13:41 Join: faux ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:13:41 Quit: faux ([email protected]) Changing hosts
21:13:44 <CharlieSheen> good poker face?
21:13:44 <jasonhill> dunmo
21:13:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h faux
21:13:47 <jasonhill> Ye
21:13:53 <jasonhill> U should play
21:13:57 <Lumeah> Lol
21:14:00 <Sutekh> Jim is making some new puppts i read
21:14:35 <e|f> gambling is evil
21:14:44 <jasonhill> Yea i never do it
21:14:45 <dazzo2> Yep
21:14:47 <e|f> whoever invented the general idea... haha
21:14:48 <CharlieSheen> [21:22:45] <@e|f> gambling is awesome
21:14:51 <CharlieSheen> corrected for you
21:14:57 <e|f> ok
21:15:00 <Exo> puppet master
21:15:00 <e|f> someone hook me up with some other 70s - 80s music please
21:15:00 <Exo> come into voice chat sutekh
21:15:00 <e|f> preferably some with drug connotations
21:15:02 <jasonhill> I dont enjoy it
21:15:14 <e|f> but if the first three cards are black, the next one's gotta be red
21:15:20 * e|f laughs
21:15:23 <CharlieSheen> lollll
21:15:27 <jasonhill> Played won bits then lost interest. Only ever went as a social thing
21:15:33 <Lumeah> Mmm bacon eggs
21:15:47 <jasonhill> But sitting at a machine seems dumb
21:15:54 <CharlieSheen> fuck that
21:15:56 <jasonhill> Breaker loves em
21:15:57 <CharlieSheen> sit at a table
21:16:00 <jasonhill> The pokies
21:16:11 <CharlieSheen> get friendly with the dealer
21:16:21 <CharlieSheen> they're a little off guard
21:16:29 <CharlieSheen> go for gold
21:16:29 <dazzo2> Id rather go for a massage
21:16:37 <jasonhill> Yea there's some skill in that
21:16:48 <Skirmish> Where has chris been lately? I want an update on his cat.
21:16:49 <jasonhill> I can sorta understand it
21:16:51 <e|f> dazzo, what kind of massage?
21:16:53 * Chance farts
21:16:59 <CharlieSheen> you missed him
21:17:02 <CharlieSheen> he was on before
21:17:03 <Skirmish> I fear if his cat dies he is going to lose what very little grasp he has on reality.
21:17:06 <faux> ahoyyyyyyyy
21:17:17 <dazzo2> Had a really hot french girl give me a massage once only $50
21:17:21 <jasonhill> U offering Dazzo2
21:17:29 <CharlieSheen> did she massage you with her cock?
21:17:32 <jasonhill> You pay me. U can massage me
21:17:34 <dazzo2> She was on a aussie holiday
21:17:45 <jasonhill> 320 half hour
21:17:47 <HellFury> lol Dazz
21:17:49 <Cosmic^Girl> fauxxxyyy:)
21:17:51 <HellFury> massage with cock
21:17:56 <Chance> could of been a chick with a dick
21:18:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh waaiiiittttt
21:18:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I can't
21:18:03 <jasonhill> yuck
21:18:04 <CharlieSheen> "im just going to use my special rod"
21:18:07 <HellFury> haha
21:18:09 <CharlieSheen> "kcool"
21:18:14 <HellFury> your terrible
21:18:22 <e|f> did the massage have a happy ending ?
21:18:22 <jasonhill> sif go to them places
21:18:29 <dazzo2> No
21:18:30 <jasonhill> Feral
21:18:30 <HellFury> what for him or her
21:18:31 <HellFury> :P
21:18:32 <CharlieSheen> :>
21:18:32 <Chance> did you look between her legs too see if she was not male?
21:18:38 <dazzo2> But i was required to be naked
21:18:44 <CharlieSheen> deffo a tranny
21:18:56 <dazzo2> Inc my socks, she had an issue with me having my socks on still
21:19:00 <dazzo2> I dunno why
21:19:00 <Exo> loooooooooool
21:19:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm not included in that
21:19:00 <Cosmic^Girl> My bad
21:19:00 <Exo> u are on the vip list!
21:19:02 <CharlieSheen> he*
21:19:21 <dazzo2> Nah she was female im sure
21:19:24 <CharlieSheen> "just going to use some special oils.."
21:19:29 <CharlieSheen> *squirt*
21:19:36 <Chance> but how would you know
21:19:37 <CharlieSheen> did she grunt during it?
21:19:38 <jasonhill> Fuk that
21:20:00 <e|f> nevermind
21:20:00 <e|f> i'll listen to some pink floyd
21:20:05 <jasonhill> Get a normal massage off a bloke (strong hands)
21:20:14 <dazzo2> Well.. she was more attractive than 80% of women but no one is 100% sure
21:20:16 <jasonhill> Or an older lady good with hands
21:20:18 * Chance goes off for a smoke then master chef
21:20:32 <jasonhill> Massage isn't about sex
21:20:37 <Lumeah> Nah ghan show
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21:20:50 <CharlieSheen> last massage i had was off a chick, she had an epic grip
21:20:51 <dazzo2> She was a great massager too... properly trained
21:20:55 <CharlieSheen> melted my shoulders
21:21:00 <Discord> <Sutekh> how, not understand
21:21:00 <e|f> "hey you, sitting naked by the phone, can you feel me?"
21:21:18 <dazzo2> I always ask if the girl is qualified...
21:21:21 <jasonhill> Never had one with a happy ending and I've been to Asia heaps had massages
21:21:35 <jasonhill> Never got wanked off coz loyal to me misses
21:21:38 <jasonhill> At the time
21:21:45 <CharlieSheen> until you fucked lumeah
21:21:47 <jasonhill> But na
21:21:47 <CharlieSheen> lols
21:21:50 Part: jigsaw ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:21:51 <jasonhill> No
21:21:51 <Lumeah> Ou
21:21:54 <Lumeah> Oi
21:21:56 <jasonhill> Dead before that
21:22:00 <Discord> <faux> Hehe tit
21:22:02 <Lumeah> I didn't break them up
21:22:02 <dazzo2> One girl was very heavy handed painful as hell but it really loosed up some of my shit
21:22:03 <jasonhill> Years ago
21:22:15 <CharlieSheen> dazzo2: heavy handed is good
21:22:18 <jasonhill> Yea na
21:22:18 <dazzo2> Didnt know i could be so loose
21:22:19 <Lumeah> Gezzx
21:22:20 <CharlieSheen> they get the knots out
21:22:24 <dazzo2> Yeh
21:22:27 <e|f> "<jasonhill> Never got wanked off coz loyal to me misses" - one for the chat room topic
21:22:31 <dazzo2> I was really impressed
21:22:40 <jasonhill> I am loyal elf
21:22:48 <dazzo2> I think they call it deep tissue or something
21:22:51 <e|f> good to know
21:22:57 <jasonhill> Until ppl lose that trust. They out
21:22:57 <CharlieSheen> you were still with your wife when you hooked up with lumeah jasonhill
21:23:00 <CharlieSheen> that's not loyal
21:23:04 <jasonhill> Yes
21:23:11 <jasonhill> She rooted kids
21:23:17 <jasonhill> No loyalty required
21:23:17 <CharlieSheen> dazzo2: deep tissue is amazing
21:23:26 <CharlieSheen> you melt
21:23:34 <dazzo2> That was a good $60 spent
21:23:41 <e|f> sit in a spa bath or sauna for a while
21:23:46 <e|f> cheap massage alternative
21:23:46 <jasonhill> I dont need it
21:23:48 <dazzo2> But maybe too costly too do regularly
21:23:52 <jasonhill> Tru elf
21:23:57 <CharlieSheen> e|f that's no comparison
21:23:59 <CharlieSheen> lol
21:23:59 <jasonhill> I will go have a spa
21:24:04 <jasonhill> Ty elf
21:24:15 <e|f> :p
21:24:15 <jasonhill> Seriously u saved me from being lured
21:24:18 <CharlieSheen> if you have the right masseuse, shits all over a spa/sauna
21:24:20 <jasonhill> Na i mean it
21:24:33 <jasonhill> U think outside the box good stuff elf
21:24:39 <CharlieSheen> don't get me wrong, they are relaxing
21:24:42 <CharlieSheen> but no contest
21:24:43 <jasonhill> :)
21:24:59 <dazzo2> Most of the asian places the girls are well trained
21:25:00 <e|f> haha
21:25:00 <e|f> cheers
21:25:00 <Discord> <Exo> :creeper:
21:25:12 <dazzo2> I dont mean those tug joints
21:25:13 <jasonhill> Ill get a spa n sauna tomorrow morning
21:25:20 <jasonhill> No massage required then
21:25:27 <CharlieSheen> na, most of the asians are happy for $40 extra for happy ending
21:25:33 <dazzo2> But massage is like a common thing in asia..and a real trade so they know their stuff
21:25:43 <jasonhill> Yea na
21:25:49 <jasonhill> Spa will do
21:26:00 <President_Trump> *bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak
21:26:06 <dazzo2> Yeah but i dont ask for the tug, most of them know proper massage and they ask me to leave cos they dont make money doing that
21:26:11 <jasonhill> I dnt want ppl touching me
21:26:15 <jasonhill> I dont know em
21:26:37 <CharlieSheen> if you get a properly trained person, you won't even think of a tug
21:26:41 <dazzo2> I went ina few times asking for deep tissue only..and they said no.
21:26:41 <jasonhill> I dnt want to be even seen near these places
21:26:44 <jasonhill> Fk that
21:26:52 <dazzo2> The other time they charged me $20 extra
21:26:55 <jasonhill> Dodgy as they'll go thru ur wallet
21:27:00 <jasonhill> No
21:27:02 <jasonhill> :)
21:27:07 <CharlieSheen> jasonhill: keep your wallet with you
21:27:10 <CharlieSheen> not rocket science
21:27:18 <jasonhill> Im not goin
21:27:25 <dazzo2> I dont know properly trained or if i can afford regularly
21:27:39 <CharlieSheen> only a total dickhead would leave their wallet in another room in a tub
21:27:42 <jasonhill> I hate women
21:27:48 <dazzo2> I need money for computer stuff to play games to wreck my posture
21:27:55 <jasonhill> Dnt want women touching me
21:28:04 <CharlieSheen> get a massage off a man then
21:28:11 <CharlieSheen> preferably straight so they don't try shit
21:28:16 <e|f> those asian countries don't interest me one bit - how many vaccinations might one need before embarking on such a holiday
21:28:18 <jasonhill> I dont need it
21:28:28 <dazzo2> Elf a fair few
21:28:37 <jasonhill> None
21:28:40 <jasonhill> Zero
21:28:48 <CharlieSheen> e|f: your doctor will suggest 4-5 usually
21:28:51 <CharlieSheen> it's fucked up
21:28:55 <dazzo2> You need hep A, and some malaria thing
21:29:00 <e|f> :o
21:29:00 <e|f> i should post that pic of me holding the reticulated python
21:29:00 <e|f> you guys would love that
21:29:02 <jasonhill> Had malaria
21:29:06 <jasonhill> Was cool
21:29:08 * e|f pass
21:29:11 <jasonhill> And dengue
21:29:23 <jasonhill> Got hep a b maybe c
21:29:25 <CharlieSheen> hep a b c, malaria, tetnus
21:29:29 <Lumeah> https://imgur.com/a/SfJ4iCL
21:29:30 <dazzo2> You can get hepatitis A from the chef taking a dump and not wiping his hands clean
21:29:42 <jasonhill> No i mean I got the actual diseases already
21:29:48 <jasonhill> No need for vaccine
21:29:50 <dazzo2> Hep B you need to do some more blood to blood stuff
21:30:07 <Lumeah> Lol
21:30:12 <CharlieSheen> dazzo2: a lot of guys go to thailand etc to try out the adult entertainment
21:30:17 <CharlieSheen> usually with ladyboys
21:30:19 <e|f> hep c is blood borne, other heps are not
21:30:23 <e|f> so is my understanding
21:30:28 <dazzo2> B is blood
21:30:33 <e|f> ok
21:30:41 <jasonhill> Na both food n poo
21:30:41 <dazzo2> You cant get it unless blood transfers
21:30:45 <jasonhill> Wrong
21:30:47 <dazzo2> Or fuilds
21:30:52 <jasonhill> A and b from shit
21:30:55 <CharlieSheen> regardless, they want you to have those shots first
21:30:59 <jasonhill> C blood bourne
21:31:00 <Discord> <Exo> yoo elf!
21:31:00 <Discord> <elf> sup
21:31:04 <e|f> hep can also be from alcohol damage
21:31:14 <jasonhill> Cirroses
21:31:20 <e|f> lots of different things
21:31:28 <dazzo2> Either way a few shots needed
21:31:35 <CharlieSheen> yes
21:31:39 <jasonhill> Don't need em
21:31:41 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:32:00 <Sutekh> lah
21:32:04 <e|f> dengue and ross river pass after a while, though not fun for the host
21:32:11 <jasonhill> Yea had em
21:32:14 <e|f> malaria is whole other ball game
21:32:17 <jasonhill> Ross River na
21:32:18 <CharlieSheen> don't fuck a ladyboy and they most likely wouldn't be an issue
21:32:26 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.161.193) from #sydney
21:32:32 Part: weird ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:32:33 <jasonhill> Malaria nearly killed me
21:32:45 <jasonhill> Didnt think kidneys was gonna recover
21:32:48 <jasonhill> did tho
21:32:54 <e|f> i'm more worried about swimming in the congo and having one of those vampire fish swim up my urethra
21:32:56 <e|f> :p
21:32:58 <jasonhill> Cant stand up
21:33:16 Part: CharlieSheen ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:33:36 <jasonhill> Gtn sik good for ya
21:34:42 <e|f> everyone's a doctor
21:34:46 <e|f> heh
21:34:49 <dazzo2> Yeh
21:34:55 <jasonhill> Na
21:35:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Go into voice chat e|f@
21:35:00 <e|f> i think i did
21:35:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Good job
21:35:02 <jasonhill> I've just gotten sik
21:35:02 <dazzo2> Thats what my dr complains about
21:35:07 <dazzo2> Dr google
21:35:17 <jasonhill> I dont google im talkin from exp.
21:35:29 <e|f> jokes aside, you had malaria?
21:35:32 <jasonhill> I've swam in the dirtiest swimming holes
21:35:32 <dazzo2> Im saying in general
21:35:42 <jasonhill> After a while u just get tuff
21:35:45 <dazzo2> Many people come in after googling
21:35:46 <jasonhill> Ok
21:35:54 <jasonhill> Yea thats not smart
21:35:54 <dazzo2> Then tell dr or argue
21:36:00 <Exo> waiting for u CG
21:36:00 <partay> we're all waiting for CG's sexy phone sex voice
21:36:00 <Exo> my pants have been off for an hour
21:36:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I told you, I'm no one's afterthought!
21:36:07 <jasonhill> Na Dr knows if u really crook
21:36:21 <jasonhill> Probly u got hypochondria if u googlin
21:36:30 <jasonhill> Needa chill
21:36:45 <e|f> i have googleitis
21:36:53 <dazzo2> Yep
21:36:57 <e|f> the pathological condition of having the need to check google
21:37:00 <partay> lol
21:37:02 <dazzo2> Put down the internet son
21:37:08 <jasonhill> Lol
21:37:10 <e|f> hahaha
21:37:15 <dazzo2> Slowly
21:37:17 <jasonhill> Good one
21:37:18 <dazzo2> And walk away
21:37:29 <e|f> :p
21:37:41 <jasonhill> It's good but
21:37:47 <jasonhill> Everything except health
21:37:53 <dazzo2> Yeah
21:37:58 <jasonhill> And conspiracy
21:38:00 <partay> should i post cg's pic?
21:38:00 <Exo> :'(~
21:38:00 <partay> then we could all talk about her
21:38:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Yeah you do that
21:38:04 Part: Yaboc ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:38:05 <dazzo2> But thats the most looked at ..health
21:38:09 <e|f> if i wanted to know something medical, i'd likely read some peer-reviewed study from the united kingdom
21:38:11 <e|f> <3
21:38:16 <jasonhill> Or ya end up like my uncle he's mad lol
21:38:34 <jasonhill> Yea best way elf
21:38:44 <dazzo2> I dont look anymore
21:38:52 <dazzo2> I admit i was guitly of it myself
21:39:00 <jasonhill> yea same
21:39:00 <Sutekh> nah
21:39:02 <dazzo2> It was sorta addictive
21:39:07 <dazzo2> Like pokies
21:39:22 <jasonhill> I was just transferring my pain
21:39:22 <dazzo2> Until i realised the more i did the more fuckin scared i god
21:39:25 <jasonhill> Somehow
21:39:50 <dazzo2> They should do a south park episode on that
21:39:52 <jasonhill> Ye
21:40:00 <Sutekh> sif do rude things like that :)
21:40:00 <partay> critique cg even
21:40:07 <dazzo2> Where randy goes on google and slowly
21:40:11 <jasonhill> They should itll be educational and funny
21:40:19 <dazzo2> Gets worse believing he has ebola
21:40:33 <jasonhill> lol
21:40:48 <e|f> poor Randy
21:41:00 <e|f> for your eyes only 4:)
21:41:01 <dazzo2> Just and idea bro
21:41:11 <jasonhill> It's good
21:41:11 <dazzo2> Would be funny
21:41:15 <dazzo2> Cos its true
21:41:15 <jasonhill> Yea
21:41:32 <e|f> mm
21:41:40 <jasonhill> I just got stuck somehow I think lotta ppl do
21:41:46 <jasonhill> And its lije
21:41:48 <jasonhill> Like
21:41:58 <jasonhill> Somethings wrong with me but what
21:42:18 <jasonhill> So u try like fix something else
21:42:23 <dazzo2> Yep i did that
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21:42:48 <jasonhill> yea for too long
21:43:05 <dazzo2> I had to out it down or i know i would turn into one of those health anxiety guys
21:43:18 <jasonhill> yeah
21:43:21 <jasonhill> lol
21:43:41 <dazzo2> And you know 90% are horror stories
21:43:43 <jasonhill> Yeah fuck that
21:43:59 <dazzo2> The old thing is true,, ppl with good experiences never say anything
21:44:00 <dazzo2> My chest friggin hurts
21:44:00 <dazzo2> Was gonna go back on me lexapro but changed my mind
21:44:00 <dazzo2> God i wish i didnt take that tablet today
21:44:13 * e|f slaps dazzo2 around a bit with a large trout
21:44:13 * e|f slaps jasonhill around a bit with a large trout
21:44:16 <dazzo2> Only the bad ones go cry all over the internet
21:44:49 <jasonhill> I've had good and bad
21:44:58 <jasonhill> Life doesn't work like that Dazzo2
21:45:08 <dazzo2> How u mean
21:45:26 <jasonhill> Cant be tough 24.7
21:45:38 <jasonhill> Would need lotta massages
21:45:53 <dazzo2> Ok
21:45:55 <dazzo2> No
21:45:58 <dazzo2> Prob
21:46:23 <dazzo2> Anyway i never good for health stuff
21:46:26 <dazzo2> Period.
21:46:40 <jasonhill> Ok
21:46:57 <dazzo2> Id rather not know
21:47:06 <jasonhill> Yeah
21:47:15 <jasonhill> Im sorta like that now
21:47:35 <dazzo2> Like example
21:47:37 <jasonhill> Docs got pills to push
21:47:38 <dazzo2> My vape
21:47:43 <jasonhill> I try stay away
21:47:55 <dazzo2> Is dangerous? Google: who cares
21:48:00 <President_Trump> why?
21:48:00 <Sutekh> hi trumpet
21:48:16 <dazzo2> I try to avoid drs
21:48:19 <dazzo2> And lawyers
21:48:25 <jasonhill> Same
21:48:25 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrqbIipoFbU
21:48:28 <jasonhill> Hate em
21:48:29 <dazzo2> Thats my no1 rule in life..no shit
21:48:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brennan Heart & Jonathan Mendelsohn - Follow The Light (Official Videoclip) (Nov 25, 2014) Length: 3:40 - Category: Music - 10,274,092 views - 65,493 likes (97.9%), 1,378 dislikes (2.1%)
21:48:42 <jasonhill> Lawyers r snakes
21:48:56 <dazzo2> I seen a lot of people destoryed by lawyers
21:49:00 <e|f> lexapro eh
21:49:00 <e|f> ssri
21:49:00 <e|f> selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor
21:49:00 <e|f> most of those drugs hit serotonin and/or dopamine neurotransmitter receptors
21:49:12 <jasonhill> Yup
21:49:16 <dazzo2> My former boss and workmate going through that now
21:49:20 <dazzo2> Divorce
21:49:32 <dazzo2> I think it costs 50k+
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21:49:33 <jasonhill> Yea i gotta do mine one day
21:49:44 <dazzo2> For contested divorce
21:49:55 <jasonhill> Big industry
21:50:00 <President_Trump> thanks doc
21:50:11 <dazzo2> But money isnt the thing
21:50:19 <jasonhill> Im sure it'll be mutual with mine
21:50:22 <dazzo2> Its the stress
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21:50:37 <jasonhill> Well u just go to court dont u
21:50:38 <jasonhill> ?
21:50:46 <jasonhill> Or if both agree outside court
21:50:58 <dazzo2> Yeah i just cant do court
21:51:00 <President_Trump> hi Cutekh
21:51:00 <President_Trump> baby around?
21:51:00 <Exo> trump1945
21:51:03 <dazzo2> I have anxiety
21:51:07 <jasonhill> Ok
21:51:17 <dazzo2> Thats why i go meds your honour
21:51:26 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgipzxbcrhM
21:51:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Etherwood - Away From It All (Jun 17, 2019) Length: 4:58 - Category: Music - 16,618 views - likes (99.2%), 11 dislikes (0.8%)
21:51:41 <jasonhill> U just sign the papers
21:51:49 <jasonhill> In my case no assets
21:51:52 <dazzo2> Simple rule with anxiety....everything small turne big
21:51:54 <Chance> so much yummy ness on master chef
21:52:00 <dazzo2> If its your pet stressor
21:52:00 <dazzo2> Cos it makes my chest burn
21:52:07 Join: Floss ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:52:08 <jasonhill> Yea
21:52:12 Join: Cath^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:52:14 <jasonhill> Well i dont wanna see her
21:52:17 <Floss> Hai
21:52:19 <e|f> Cath :)
21:52:20 <jasonhill> It would trigger me
21:52:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
21:52:28 <Cath^> e|f
21:52:30 <dazzo2> And paperwork and arguing about dramas is my stressor
21:52:41 <jasonhill> Yea i can't see her
21:52:52 <Cath^> howdy y'all
21:52:59 * e|f kisses Cath on the cheek
21:53:00 <dazzo2> I forgot how painful that was lol
21:53:00 <dazzo2> Like internal burning...acid feeling
21:53:00 <dazzo2> Gotta wait till this wears off tomorrow...
21:53:05 * Floss sets mode <:) Floss
21:53:12 <Cosmic^Girl> Cath^yyyy :)
21:53:16 <Cath^> how goes e|f?
21:53:17 <dazzo2> I couldve contested my redundancy and stayed at me job... i was like nah fuck it
21:53:25 <Cath^> Cosmic^Girlyyy ;p
21:53:26 <dazzo2> I take the money and go
21:53:29 <e|f> pretty good here at my end
21:53:32 <e|f> how are you?
21:53:34 <dazzo2> I cant do lawyer shit
21:53:44 <Floss> I vomited on my in-laws driveway :)
21:53:48 <jasonhill> Yea i can
21:53:56 <Cath^> yeah alright thanks
21:54:00 <e|f> mhm
21:54:00 <dazzo2> I know how this feels cos ive done it a few times...
21:54:05 * Cath^ looks at Floss
21:54:10 <jasonhill> No problem if I don't have to see me ex I dunno how the process works
21:54:16 <Floss> :D
21:54:27 <Floss> :D~~~~
21:54:28 <dazzo2> Been in a lot of situations when the ante was up to court, i was like i just settle... cant be bothered
21:54:40 <jasonhill> Yea
21:54:44 <jasonhill> Just court
21:54:49 <jasonhill> no big deal
21:54:52 <Floss> Court
21:54:58 <Floss> Tennis court
21:55:00 <dazzo2> I dunno why i took it...and yesterday too..guess i wasnt thinking again
21:55:00 <e|f> cool story bro
21:55:00 <dazzo2> Thanks
21:55:31 <e|f> the ball is in your court
21:55:40 <Floss> Deuce
21:55:56 <dazzo2> I like womens volleyball
21:56:00 <e|f> maybe grind the tablet up and add to ice cream
21:56:00 <e|f> may work better
21:56:00 <dazzo2> Nah i changed my mind
21:56:00 <President_Trump> maybe crush it up, add a little liquid then inject it into your eyeball
21:56:00 <dazzo2> Decided i dont want to start it again
21:56:01 <dazzo2> Beach and court
21:56:10 <Floss> I like taffeta
21:56:17 <e|f> true
21:56:20 <dazzo2> Is that lotto
21:56:25 <dazzo2> Arab lotto
21:56:44 <Floss> It's taffy feta
21:56:48 Quit: Cath^ ([email protected]) Quit: laters!
21:56:55 <dazzo2> Ok
21:57:00 <dazzo2> I inject it into my goldfish
21:57:00 <dazzo2> Or maybe a hipster
21:57:00 <Discord> Command sent by Henny
21:57:00 <Discord> =x
21:57:00 <dazzo2> I remember a guy who used to come online
21:57:08 <dazzo2> Im glad ramadan is over
21:57:21 <Floss> Why
21:57:26 <jasonhill> Yea you'd be sore
21:57:27 <dazzo2> Ppl seem to always talk about it
21:57:41 <jasonhill> Lol
21:57:50 <dazzo2> Its quite tough
21:57:58 <jasonhill> Lotta Muslims celebrating gtn massage
21:58:00 <dazzo2> He was some techno dj
21:58:03 <dazzo2> My mate showed me the plan
21:58:04 <jasonhill> Would be
21:58:13 <dazzo2> U gotta wake at 3am
21:58:16 <Floss> I think it's a bit silly to starve yourself coz your imaginary friend told you too
21:58:21 <dazzo2> Eat at 5am
21:58:26 <dazzo2> Then fast
21:58:27 <jasonhill> Na its good
21:58:29 <jasonhill> I done it
21:58:32 <dazzo2> Same for a month
21:58:55 <dazzo2> Well i dont judge, but i was curious
21:58:58 <jasonhill> I hung around with some hardcore fundamentalists was cool
21:59:00 <e|f> i see
21:59:00 <dazzo2> Cant remember his name
21:59:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgipzxbcrhM
21:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Etherwood - Away From It All (Jun 17, 2019) Length: 4:58 - Category: Music - 16,618 views - likes (99.2%), 11 dislikes (0.8%)
21:59:06 <jasonhill> Good ppl
21:59:09 <Floss> If my imaginary friend got me up at 3 am and told me I couldn't eat I'd tell him to get fucked
21:59:21 <dazzo2> Thats what ramadan is
21:59:26 <jasonhill> Na its good for ur body
21:59:33 <jasonhill> U get high from it
21:59:33 <Floss> They need new friends
21:59:39 <jasonhill> Ay
21:59:44 Part: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:59:49 <Floss> Yeah my boss did it and he was a total cunt
21:59:49 <jasonhill> Come on b nice
21:59:53 <dazzo2> Yeah ud be pretty light
22:00:00 <jasonhill> U know y
22:00:00 <dazzo2> Was ages ago on oz.org
22:00:02 <jasonhill> ?
22:00:07 <dazzo2> Fundamentalists
22:00:10 <jasonhill> Coz not right place to do it
22:00:10 Part: JedStar ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:00:13 <Floss> Because it's fucking stupid?
22:00:15 <dazzo2> Xian or muslim
22:00:18 <dazzo2> Same
22:00:29 <jasonhill> Ramadan in muslim country everyone slow down
22:00:48 <jasonhill> Ppl here mostly not do ramadan so it'd b hard
22:00:48 <dazzo2> Buddhist only need to do 1 day of vegetarianism
22:01:18 <jasonhill> No idea
22:01:28 <jasonhill> dnt know much about buddhism
22:01:29 <dazzo2> Most muslims dont do it
22:01:34 <dazzo2> Only some
22:01:40 <dazzo2> Its optional i think
22:01:41 <Floss> Well all I can eat is peanut butter on toast at 11pm and it's made me an angry cunt
22:01:44 <jasonhill> most I knew did
22:01:48 <jasonhill> Strictly
22:01:50 <Floss> I yelled at some kids in McDonald's
22:01:58 <jasonhill> Lol
22:02:02 <e|f> som people experience the pain of the animal they're eating while they're eating it
22:02:02 <jasonhill> Nice floss
22:02:13 <dazzo2> Yeah most ppl i know do it, but they say they dont force u if you dont want to
22:02:14 <jasonhill> Psychological?
22:02:18 <Floss> They kept swearing so I gave them a fucking serve
22:02:21 <Floss> Little cunts
22:02:27 <jasonhill> tru dazzo
22:02:36 <jasonhill> If u sick or menstruating young old
22:02:45 <jasonhill> Otherwise if u fit u should
22:02:56 <dazzo2> Anyway...
22:03:00 <President_Trump> only famous techno dj that i know who comes on here is tisk
22:03:06 <e|f> psychological... clairvoyant
22:03:06 <jasonhill> if u a Muslim.
22:03:09 <e|f> one of those
22:03:18 <dazzo2> Thats as far as my interest goes on that matter... back to dr google..more my court
22:03:20 <jasonhill> Ok
22:03:21 <Floss> Oh god don't get me started
22:03:45 <Floss> I had an online FB arguement with the fkn psychic contestant on this year's mkr
22:03:48 <jasonhill> Yea fk being sick lol
22:03:53 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #sydney
22:03:56 <Floss> Fucking idiot believes she's special
22:04:00 <dazzo2> I play guitar tried to learn shred
22:04:00 <dazzo2> Also had a go at jazz
22:04:00 <dazzo2> But i dont have the determination
22:04:04 <dazzo2> U argue on fb?
22:04:10 <dazzo2> But they know who u are
22:04:11 <Floss> Constantly
22:04:15 <Floss> Idgaf
22:04:20 <dazzo2> Ok
22:04:21 <jasonhill> Same
22:04:29 <jasonhill> I get into lotta trouble
22:04:29 <e|f> psychic gifts are fairly common
22:04:32 <e|f> :p
22:04:44 <Floss> Lol thin ice elf
22:04:50 <jasonhill> I give cheek to bikies thats like seven foot wide on fb
22:05:00 <dazzo2> Fav guitarist probably greg howe
22:05:06 <jasonhill> It's good value
22:05:16 <Floss> I mostly out people for trying to recruit others into pyramid schemes
22:05:23 <jasonhill> They like steam comin out their ears
22:05:26 <e|f> lol
22:05:33 <jasonhill> lol
22:05:39 <Floss> And calling out fuckwits that that think they are psychic
22:05:46 <jasonhill> Lolol
22:05:54 <Floss> Oh and people that suggest chiropractic or aromatherapy
22:06:05 <jasonhill> Yea fk that stuff
22:06:11 Part: couleurs ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:06:13 <Floss> I'm just a dead set cunt
22:06:16 <e|f> what about homeopathy
22:06:16 <dazzo2> I once tried nootropics
22:06:18 <Floss> Setting cunts straight
22:06:22 <e|f> :p
22:06:24 <dazzo2> That fucked me i stopped
22:06:33 <Floss> Yes because water is magic E|f
22:06:38 <Floss> Git fucked
22:06:38 <jasonhill> I believe in medical science.
22:06:47 <jasonhill> Psychiatry not too much
22:06:47 <Floss> Teehee
22:06:59 <Chance> well these kids was sitting on the walk one you go down to your car at the shops so i said dident your mother teach your manners, they got smart with me and i said , dont get smart .... have some fucking respect you cunt
22:07:01 <Floss> It's a full-time job. Calling people out on their bullshit
22:07:03 * e|f pats Floss on the back
22:07:15 <Floss> I do the Lord's work.
22:07:56 <Floss> All of a sudden about a year ago I just couldn't be polite about certain things anymore
22:08:04 <Floss> The stupidity is my kryptonite
22:08:12 <jasonhill> I hate dumb ppl
22:08:18 <jasonhill> Who think they know u
22:08:18 <dazzo2> But its always been like that
22:08:36 <jasonhill> It's like.. Ppl from years ago they still stay same.
22:08:39 <dazzo2> Astrology has been around for a long time
22:08:40 <Floss> Like oh you have cancer? There's an essential oil for that! Join my team!
22:08:48 <Floss> Fuck yourself with your oils karen
22:09:00 <jasonhill> Some ppl stay same right. Then they think u are the same.
22:09:02 <dazzo2> Who is karen
22:09:17 <Floss> Every annoying bitch alive is karen
22:09:21 <jasonhill> Some hoe
22:09:23 <dazzo2> Ol
22:09:25 <dazzo2> Ok
22:09:31 <jasonhill> Karen on here?
22:09:39 <jasonhill> I dunno
22:09:45 <dazzo2> Women believe in some crazy stuff
22:09:47 * e|f makes a bowl of snacks for the chatters to enjoy while they are chatting
22:09:49 <Floss> She's got a craptiva with the my family stickers on the back
22:09:54 <dazzo2> Therapies
22:09:57 <jasonhill> Ye
22:10:00 <Floss> She sells younique makeup
22:10:13 <Floss> She wears yoga pants on the school run
22:10:16 <jasonhill> I just treat myself
22:10:20 <jasonhill> Coz i know my body
22:10:21 <Floss> And she's a massive thundercunt
22:10:26 <e|f> she sells seashells by the seashore
22:10:31 <jasonhill> I never buy cures n potions
22:10:34 <e|f> say that three times fast
22:10:36 <Chance> so i told them you better shut up and fucking walk..
22:10:43 <jasonhill> I use what I've been shown n taught
22:11:00 <jasonhill> Hi
22:11:05 <jasonhill> Keeps me alive n I don't cry to docs
22:11:08 * Chance gone afk
22:11:12 <dazzo2> I just buy pc gear and go to massages
22:11:17 <dazzo2> I know what i get
22:11:20 <dazzo2> For sure
22:11:29 <Floss> I just lost a friend to a pyramid scheme. I was the only person to tell her to stop. Her whole family were too scared to do it
22:11:33 <jasonhill> Yea na
22:11:45 <dazzo2> Herbalife
22:11:52 <Floss> Arbonne
22:12:03 <jasonhill> Everytime I go for a massage I see girls I recognise so I'm like naaa
22:12:13 <Floss> I told her to make a profit and loss statement
22:12:26 Part: beagle ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:12:31 <jasonhill> Or even. Go near a massage place.
22:12:36 <jasonhill> So i not gonna
22:12:37 <e|f> what's wrong with wearing yoga pants?
22:12:45 <dazzo2> Theyre hot
22:12:52 <jasonhill> Noyhing
22:12:54 <Floss> I showed her the figure from the companies website showing how ppl on her level make on average 70 a month
22:13:01 <dazzo2> Shows thr contour of arse
22:13:11 <jasonhill> Yea they good
22:13:23 <Floss> Nothing wrong with yoga pants per se they are just one of the ways you can identify a hun
22:13:27 <Floss> Or a karen
22:13:39 <e|f> oh
22:13:56 <dazzo2> Tiger mom
22:13:56 <e|f> i see
22:14:07 <Floss> Also the haircut
22:14:22 <jasonhill> Ye not interested. Girls can do emotionless sex not me
22:14:36 <Floss> Not necessarily a bad thing, but the haircut, yoga pants, craptiva all together is pretty damning
22:14:37 <jasonhill> Not my thing u dont feel nothing
22:14:40 <dazzo2> What haircut
22:14:55 <Floss> The cannot speak to your manager haircut
22:15:03 <Floss> Also known as the Karen haircut
22:15:06 <jasonhill> Its like fucking a blow up doll a prostitute
22:15:07 <dazzo2> Ok
22:15:10 <jasonhill> No feeling
22:15:28 <dazzo2> I dont like blokes who drive jeep
22:15:34 <jasonhill> Or u get to like em but that's pointless and will become an Addiction that costs u
22:15:38 <dazzo2> Always dickheads on road
22:15:42 <jasonhill> I know these things
22:15:50 <jasonhill> I know myself
22:15:59 <Floss> https://www.google.com/search?q=can+i+speak+to+the+manager+meme&client=ms-android-oppo&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiLl6iS_-3iAhVDeysKHbKcD3QQ_AUoAXoECAsQAQ&biw=360&bih=598#imgrc=1eBuLxKoj94nuM
22:15:59 <lx> A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
22:16:00 <jasonhill> Hows da Reno elf
22:16:00 <e|f> pretty good 4:)
22:16:02 <dazzo2> U talking about hookers?
22:16:06 <jasonhill> Yup
22:16:11 <dazzo2> Thats how they get client list
22:16:16 <Floss> https://me.me/i/the-can-i-speak-to-the-manager-haircut-jimmer818-right-16424166
22:16:17 <jasonhill> exactly
22:16:25 <dazzo2> They make a killing with low risk
22:16:30 <jasonhill> I have a really high iq Dazzo2
22:16:39 <jasonhill> Yup
22:16:41 <dazzo2> Ok
22:16:50 <jasonhill> I know about business
22:16:54 <jasonhill> I studied
22:17:00 <Discord> <faux> Birdy
22:17:00 <Discord> <faux> Do you have discord
22:17:00 <jasonhill> Ayye
22:17:00 <jasonhill> Used to
22:17:00 <Discord> <faux> Download it and join the austnet chan
22:17:00 <jasonhill> Cool elf :)
22:17:00 <Discord> <faux> Like now pls
22:17:00 <jasonhill> Is there ppl on?
22:17:00 <jasonhill> Ok
22:17:00 <jasonhill> Let me wake up been asleep
22:17:00 <Discord> <faux> Yup
22:17:08 <dazzo2> Ok
22:17:11 <jasonhill> Practices it
22:17:38 <dazzo2> Yeah i hate that haircut
22:17:50 Part: Lumeah ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:17:52 <dazzo2> I like the bob haircut best on women
22:17:58 <jasonhill> And that's it. I don't wanna root hookers coz I'll turn into a sad cunt with less money
22:18:00 <e|f> link is in this chan's topic
22:18:00 <Discord> <faux> Like 6 of us on voie chat
22:18:00 <Discord> <faux> Voice
22:18:00 <e|f> for discord
22:18:00 <jasonhill> Ok ty
22:18:04 <jasonhill> Dumb
22:18:05 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #sydney
22:18:06 <Floss> https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/650ouy/the_unemployed_pyramid_scheme_momtrepreneur/
22:19:00 <jasonhill> Im on me phone the app is ok right?
22:19:00 <e|f> should be
22:19:00 <jasonhill> Sik
22:19:02 <dazzo2> I really like the bob... not a fan of long hair
22:19:20 <Floss> Just find a bunch of Huns, tell them you'll buy product if they knock your junk around
22:19:23 <jasonhill> Im gonna let mine go feral.
22:19:26 <Floss> Then just kick them out
22:19:33 <jasonhill> Na
22:19:51 <jasonhill> Im hopeless I get infatuated
22:19:56 <Floss> Ugh
22:20:01 <jasonhill> With some girls and that's not healthy
22:20:08 <jasonhill> For anyone
22:20:12 <Floss> Weak
22:20:13 <dazzo2> Hm
22:20:17 <jasonhill> It's me
22:20:21 <jasonhill> Sry
22:20:23 <dazzo2> Youre on her client list
22:20:29 <dazzo2> Shes gonna call u lots
22:20:59 <Floss> My friend tried to sell me shit I said no I don't support pyramid schemes
22:21:00 <jasonhill> Dropped me fone :(
22:21:00 <jasonhill> It's fkd anyway Ill jew it on gumtree
22:21:17 <jasonhill> prefer marriage
22:21:26 <Floss> I found her upline that got her started and told them they should be ashamed of themselves for exploiting her
22:21:30 <jasonhill> Slash proppe relationship
22:21:32 <dazzo2> I dont like pyramind
22:21:41 <dazzo2> Why not just buy brand name stuff
22:21:51 <dazzo2> From amazon or ebay
22:22:00 <Floss> I am pretty vocal on the r/antimlm subreddit
22:22:00 <jasonhill> Buy a new one for 70
22:22:00 <e|f> pawnbroker maybe
22:22:00 <e|f> depends how fucked it is
22:22:00 <jasonhill> Just cracks screen a bit
22:22:00 <e|f> yeah 4:)
22:22:03 <dazzo2> Its not 1990 anymore
22:22:09 <Floss> I just fucking hate them so much
22:22:38 <Floss> Because they prey on people, mostly women, who are unemployed and make them think they will make money
22:22:47 <dazzo2> Hm
22:23:00 <jasonhill> Same as me lappy other day lol
22:23:00 <jasonhill> Fkkk
22:23:00 <jasonhill> Ok another cone ill gt started
22:23:00 <e|f> okie dokes
22:23:32 <Floss> Work from home, stay with your kids, contribute
22:23:56 <Floss> Every mother that leaves the house to work a regular job is a bad mum and doesn't love her children
22:24:10 <Floss> They're fucking cults
22:24:22 <Floss> Omg why am I ranting....
22:24:29 <dazzo2> Seems like womens issues
22:24:35 * e|f hands Floss a piece of chocolate
22:24:39 <e|f> there you go
22:24:41 <jasonhill> Yeah im not gonna change it's how I am im being honest
22:24:41 <Floss> Lol thanks darl
22:24:49 <dazzo2> Man has simple life
22:24:58 <dazzo2> As long as he doesnt gamble or drink
22:25:00 <jigsaw> hi ladies, genital men
22:25:11 <dazzo2> Or get into pyramid
22:25:14 <Floss> Men get caught up in them too
22:25:21 <dazzo2> I know
22:25:27 <Floss> But they mostly prey on vulnerable women
22:25:28 <dazzo2> My mate was in amway
22:25:36 <Floss> Oh god no
22:25:38 <Floss> Sad
22:25:39 <dazzo2> He turned into a dealer user
22:25:41 <jasonhill> At the end of the day. I count my dollars.
22:25:56 <dazzo2> Kept pushing and using, turned into gollum precious
22:26:00 <jasonhill> And if im ok. I dont care how I earn it
22:26:00 <Floss> I am doing the most atomic farts
22:26:00 <jasonhill> Gday
22:26:00 <e|f> need CG to join in on the discord
22:26:26 <jasonhill> Everyones out for themselves
22:26:34 <Floss> I am and I'm not
22:26:39 <jasonhill> So y should I be any different?
22:26:41 <Floss> I care about other people
22:26:42 <dazzo2> These days i dont care much...i might buy me house and then im done.
22:26:53 <dazzo2> Corporate life...20yrs
22:26:58 <jasonhill> U cant care about ppl when ur using em
22:27:00 <jasonhill> 41 Meg downloadin
22:27:00 <e|f> should be able to just browser it without the download
22:27:00 <e|f> even on mobile
22:27:00 <jasonhill> Yea
22:27:02 <dazzo2> I know it...how it works
22:27:15 <jasonhill> It's a performance
22:27:15 <Floss> I'm not using other people
22:27:22 <jasonhill> U have tp
22:27:25 <jasonhill> I do
22:27:32 <jasonhill> Everyone does
22:27:33 <Floss> Nope not really
22:27:37 <jasonhill> But i tell em
22:27:40 <dazzo2> Using people is easy
22:27:42 <jasonhill> I let it be clear
22:27:55 <Floss> I work all day helping sick people then I go work for free helping disabled kids
22:28:00 <jasonhill> Bloatware
22:28:00 <jasonhill> 3 minutes fkn 4g
22:28:03 <dazzo2> Cos most people are trusting
22:28:11 <jasonhill> I dont trust
22:28:13 <Floss> And I set cunts straight if they are in a pyramid scheme
22:28:26 <dazzo2> People are created to be trusting because we are social
22:28:44 <Floss> You can trust me to be a fkn mad cunt
22:28:44 <jasonhill> Yes and I exploit that.
22:28:50 <jasonhill> To make money.
22:29:00 <jasonhill> I dont care about them
22:29:00 <jasonhill> It's retarded not downloading
22:29:00 <jasonhill> Mite reboot brb
22:29:00 <e|f> try ya lappy
22:29:05 <jasonhill> They know it
22:29:05 <dazzo2> You are pretty mad
22:29:10 <dazzo2> Like 8/10
22:29:13 <jasonhill> Na its honesty
22:29:18 Quit: faux ([email protected]) Quit:
22:29:19 <Floss> Well you're just a special kind of tragic aren't ya champ
22:29:25 <dazzo2> Floss i mean
22:29:26 <Floss> Living ya best life
22:29:28 <jasonhill> Ur no different
22:29:33 <dazzo2> U seem really irate
22:29:33 <Floss> Ok
22:29:34 <jasonhill> Just in denial about it
22:29:37 <Floss> I am
22:29:42 <jasonhill> Yes
22:29:50 <Floss> I'm hormonal as all fuck atm
22:29:50 <dazzo2> More angry than me earlier
22:29:55 <Floss> I'm preggo
22:30:00 <jasonhill> Hmm it's coming just slow
22:30:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
22:30:01 <jasonhill> don't act dont pretend around me.
22:30:01 <dazzo2> Ok
22:30:07 <Floss> I'm righteously angry
22:30:16 <Floss> I don't like seeing people in trouble
22:30:22 <jasonhill> I see straight thru it
22:30:31 <Floss> Lol I just did 3 massive farts
22:30:53 <Floss> They smell like wet socks
22:31:04 <dazzo2> Hm
22:31:06 <Floss> Am I a good little guy
22:31:10 <Floss> Hahaha
22:31:44 <dazzo2> Ok i need to vape
22:31:44 <Floss> I've had 2 pieces of toast and mylanta all day and I'm farting like I've eaten a pot of beef stew
22:32:02 <jasonhill> K
22:32:25 <Floss> My partner is going to tag when he comes to bed lololol
22:32:30 <Floss> Gag*
22:32:37 <jasonhill> lol
22:33:03 <jasonhill> Quick redbull ginger
22:33:12 <Floss> They sound like a frog croaking really slowly
22:33:19 <Floss> Real bubble guts farts
22:33:35 <jasonhill> I shat myself a bit the other morning
22:33:44 <Floss> Lol oh dear
22:33:44 <dazzo2> This is really taking away my horny
22:33:49 <jasonhill> Tru
22:33:56 <jasonhill> Lolol
22:34:00 <breaker> b1rd took his laptop into the hock shop and got a small loan.. cause he was broke as dog shit. He's now only got his phone to use :)
22:34:00 <jasonhill> Tryin my old acct
22:34:00 <jasonhill> No. I dropped it snapped the power cord bit plug
22:34:00 <jasonhill> :)
22:34:00 <breaker> You're lying to me again b1rdy :)
22:34:03 <e|f> thankfully there is no way to smell people over IRC yet
22:34:05 <e|f> :D
22:34:16 <Floss> I was so constipated I nearly saw jesus this morning, by the arvo I was shitting thru the eye of a needle
22:34:17 <jasonhill> was only like a five cent piece
22:34:22 <jasonhill> Lol
22:34:55 <jasonhill> I was starting to smell like a European
22:35:00 <jasonhill> Probably some gay witch like breaker cursing me :)
22:35:00 <jasonhill> Ill see a shaman.
22:35:00 <partay> breaker do you have a b1rd voodoo doll?
22:35:02 <jasonhill> Living in that hostel
22:35:09 Join: mib_uh994o ([email protected]) to #sydney
22:35:10 <jasonhill> now i smell like thc
22:35:21 Nick: mib_uh994o is now known as beehhh
22:35:28 Quit: beehhh ([email protected]) Changing hosts
22:35:28 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #sydney
22:35:32 <Floss> I was starting to look like one, I had to choose between washing myself and shaving because showering took all my energy
22:35:34 Quit: faux ([email protected]) Quit:
22:35:39 <Floss> I didn't shave for a week
22:35:51 <jasonhill> aw
22:36:00 <Sutekh> wah
22:36:01 <Floss> Then wore 3/4 shorts all day because everyone can get fucked lol
22:36:02 <jasonhill> I didn't shave other day u know y
22:36:06 <jasonhill> ?
22:36:12 <Floss> God why
22:36:22 <jasonhill> Had a few pimples didn't wanna cop an infection
22:36:29 <Floss> Um
22:36:29 <Zade> oh its beehhh from the murder capital
22:36:32 <jasonhill> By smashin em up
22:36:37 <jasonhill> So left it one day
22:36:41 <Floss> I don't need more reason to vomit
22:36:48 <jasonhill> Lol
22:37:00 <breaker> You and chris1` do the same thing every fortnight.. when you';re broke and waiting for your Centrelink money.. you both hock something in to get a small loan like $50 causde you're a broke arse ginger cunt
22:37:00 <partay> breaker ease up
22:37:00 <jasonhill> Ok im on
22:37:00 <breaker> Nothing like the truth hey b1rdy :)
22:37:00 <jasonhill> How to find the server
22:37:06 <Floss> I had to pull over on the m6
22:37:17 <Floss> People were cheering me on as they drove past
22:37:36 <jasonhill> y pull over
22:37:44 <Floss> To spew
22:37:48 <jasonhill> Oh k
22:38:00 <jasonhill> ?
22:38:04 <jasonhill> I did a piss off the west gate bridge
22:38:18 <jasonhill> Before they had a fence too was cool
22:38:33 <jasonhill> Then
22:38:37 <Floss> Omg now it smells like burnt hair
22:38:43 <jasonhill> Me 'mates' in car
22:38:46 <Floss> What's happening to me
22:38:50 <jasonhill> I pretended to go to jump
22:38:52 <jasonhill> Looooooopl
22:39:00 <breaker> When's your payday b1rdy? tomorrow? LOLOL
22:39:00 <jasonhill> Sydney? No permission to speak
22:39:00 <jasonhill> Thursday
22:39:00 <jasonhill> Got money i dnt think about it
22:39:00 <breaker> You couldn't wait till then
22:39:00 <breaker> You got no money ranga
22:39:00 <Discord> <partay> b1rd on the left is a voice channel
22:39:00 <rainmaker> Click on voice icon
22:39:00 <jasonhill> Projection
22:39:00 <jasonhill> K
22:39:02 <jasonhill> Shoulda seen how scared they got
22:39:09 <jasonhill> Fuk it was goid
22:39:19 <jasonhill> :)
22:39:22 <Floss> Would've been more funny if they pushed ya
22:39:29 <jasonhill> Weak dogs
22:39:47 <jasonhill> Takes alot to do that
22:40:01 <jasonhill> They wouldn't have it in em
22:40:56 <Floss> The farts have stopped :(
22:41:00 <breaker> Speak up b1rdy
22:41:11 <jasonhill> eat beans
22:41:39 <Floss> I enjoy pushing the fart thru my flaps to change the sound
22:41:50 <Floss> Ladies do you agree? :D
22:41:51 <HellFury> bangladish
22:41:59 <jasonhill> LOL
22:42:00 <Discord> <partay> it's 4°C here...no wonder im cold
22:42:09 <e|f> not really something you'd put on a resume
22:42:15 <Floss> Oh
22:42:21 <jasonhill> once shat myself so bad it went into my shoes
22:42:22 <Floss> Well there my prob
22:42:34 <Floss> Amirite though?
22:42:45 <jasonhill> Had my servants clean it
22:42:50 <jasonhill> By hand
22:43:07 <Floss> By servants do you mean the team at the facility
22:43:15 <jasonhill> No
22:43:23 <jasonhill> 4 buck a day servents
22:43:33 <Floss> Serpents?
22:43:37 <jasonhill> No
22:43:49 <jasonhill> Like low paid workers times a hundred
22:43:59 <Floss> So high paid workers?
22:44:00 <breaker> Where's your mouth @ b1rdy ?
22:44:00 <Zade> oh its beehhh from the murder capital
22:44:04 <jasonhill> Na
22:44:12 <jasonhill> Four bucks a day if that
22:44:36 <jasonhill> Poor cunts cleaning my shit up
22:44:38 <Floss> Wow 4 bucks a day to clean up your shit
22:44:47 <Floss> That sounds like a real nice ward
22:44:50 <jasonhill> But i laughed coz it was funny
22:44:58 <jasonhill> Indonesia sweety
22:45:02 <jasonhill> Not a ward
22:45:25 <President_Trump> he meant london
22:45:38 <Floss> Wow I bet they hated you
22:45:43 <jasonhill> they work harder than aussies
22:45:47 <jasonhill> Naa
22:45:50 <jasonhill> They cool
22:45:58 <jasonhill> It's just shit they rural ppl
22:46:00 <breaker> b1rdy = Kermit the frog
22:46:00 <jasonhill> Good
22:46:00 <breaker> Also talks like he has missing teeth
22:46:00 <jasonhill> Speak up breaker
22:46:55 <Floss> Well I take pride in being able to clean myself
22:47:00 <jasonhill> I am
22:47:00 <jasonhill> LOLOLOL
22:47:00 <breaker> Speak up b1rdy
22:47:08 <Floss> As most people do once they're toddlers
22:47:19 <jasonhill> Was sick
22:47:34 <e|f> i suppose you could pay an indian to act as an irc bot for you, which might be cheaper than setting up an eggdrop
22:47:35 <jasonhill> Avoided hospital with their help
22:47:38 <e|f> haha
22:47:41 <Floss> But by all means hire servants to clean up your doody like you're disabled
22:47:46 <jasonhill> U could
22:47:50 <jasonhill> Yes
22:48:00 <jasonhill> What about son
22:48:06 <jasonhill> Floss. Had dengue fever
22:48:11 <jasonhill> bit hard
22:48:17 <Floss> Pfft
22:48:27 <President_Trump> londonistan
22:48:28 <jasonhill> U shit piss
22:48:32 <jasonhill> crook
22:48:56 <jasonhill> fk hospital stay home
22:49:28 <Floss> Don't care how sick I get I can always clean myself
22:49:37 <Floss> Even if it means living in the shower
22:49:38 <jasonhill> U never been that sik
22:49:42 <jasonhill> Have u
22:49:50 <jasonhill> U cant stand up
22:49:56 <Floss> I had gastro for the first time last year
22:49:58 <jasonhill> Dizzy u fal
22:50:00 <breaker> Who's the guy with the well spoken gay voice?
22:50:00 <jasonhill> Thats you
22:50:00 <jasonhill> Elf = breaker
22:50:00 <breaker> ohh so i'm e|f now? sweet.
22:50:00 <HellFury> bangladish
22:50:02 <Floss> I nearly died
22:50:07 <jasonhill> Toilet is a major thing
22:50:10 <Floss> No immunity
22:50:18 <jasonhill> First time...
22:50:24 <Floss> Still carried my dying body to the shower
22:50:38 <jasonhill> Where have u been living toorak?
22:50:55 <Floss> I just wash my hands when i make food
22:50:58 <jasonhill> Gastro isn't bad
22:51:00 <e|f> hum
22:51:00 <breaker> That means I can ban you
22:51:00 <faux> i thought you were Cosmic^Girl
22:51:00 <breaker> oh yeah.. Cosmic^Girl is me too
22:51:00 <faux> lol
22:51:04 <Floss> And am not a furry cunt
22:51:07 <Floss> Dirty rather
22:51:12 <jasonhill> It doesn't put u down for weeks
22:51:20 <jasonhill> It's days
22:51:29 <Floss> By the time I got to hosp I went blue and stopped breathing
22:51:30 <e|f> well friends, time for me to make one last coffee and do some reading and researching :)
22:51:33 <e|f> brb
22:51:34 <lx> hb e|f...
22:51:36 <jasonhill> So yea course u shit urself
22:51:46 <jasonhill> Ok elf
22:51:51 <Floss> I was down for weeks
22:52:00 <partay> Cosmic^Girl should join us
22:52:00 <breaker> b1rdy, Who will I be next week.. faux or maybe partay ?
22:52:00 <jasonhill> Indeed
22:52:00 <jasonhill> Zero fucks
22:52:02 <Floss> But ofcourse nobody could possibly be as sick as you
22:52:02 <jasonhill> Lol joking
22:52:06 <Floss> Fucking one uppers
22:52:12 <Floss> Just as bad as Karen's
22:52:14 <jasonhill> Two days gastro
22:52:25 <jasonhill> Well.
22:52:33 <jasonhill> I have travelled alot
22:52:35 <Floss> I forgot how well you know my personal history
22:52:38 <jasonhill> Way it is
22:52:46 <jasonhill> I know enough
22:52:53 <Floss> Then whys you get so sick you stupid fuck
22:53:00 <President_Trump> plopz tho
22:53:00 <President_Trump> he meant london
22:53:05 <jasonhill> Coz it was Asia duhhh
22:53:16 Part: dazzo2 ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:53:24 <Floss> I think you're just a fucking derp
22:53:33 <jasonhill> I think u are a liar
22:53:35 <breaker> b1rd lies about everything he says.. he can't be trusted.
22:53:45 <jasonhill> And u are a sex worker
22:53:47 <Floss> I am exactly who I am
22:53:51 <Floss> Lol ok
22:54:00 <President_Trump> e|f aka the boner lisa
22:54:01 <jasonhill> :)
22:54:16 <jasonhill> I love playing with ur ego ur weak minded
22:54:21 <jasonhill> Dazzo2 is tougher
22:54:30 <Floss> Ohh dear
22:54:38 <Floss> Not my eggo
22:54:58 <jasonhill> well i exploited ur sense of pride
22:55:00 <e|f> mona 4:)
22:55:04 <Floss> My whole life is in tatters
22:55:06 <jasonhill> Say it however u wish
22:55:11 <Floss> Lol what
22:55:15 <jasonhill> No its just fine
22:55:28 <jasonhill> :)
22:55:30 <breaker> b1rd, Abuse and/or harrassment on Austnet is not tolerated.
22:55:31 <Floss> Um, I was talking earlier about farting thru my flaps....
22:55:36 <jasonhill> U arent pregnant
22:55:46 <Floss> My pride is fairly intact mate
22:55:54 <Floss> Oh well thank fuck for that
22:55:57 <jasonhill> it's too high
22:56:00 <jasonhill> Breaker you'll be the same coward that you are today :)
22:56:02 <jasonhill> Brings u undone
22:56:19 <Floss> I dunno mate
22:56:26 <jasonhill> I Do
22:56:44 <Floss> The doctor was pretty convincing
22:56:57 <Floss> And I'm pretty sure there was a baby in my guts
22:57:00 <jigsaw> :):)
22:57:00 <faux> jiggy
22:57:00 <jigsaw> fux zz
22:57:00 <jigsaw> xx
22:57:00 <faux> how u
22:57:00 <President_Trump> londonistan
22:57:07 <jasonhill> at this point I think its a yarn
22:57:36 <Floss> Well you are the smartest person in the whole world after all
22:57:39 <jasonhill> I think you want a baby
22:57:46 <jasonhill> Close
22:57:46 <Floss> Oh ok
22:57:55 <Floss> Omg are you psychic sue?
22:58:00 <jasonhill> No
22:58:00 <jigsaw> not bad
22:58:00 <jigsaw> bored shitless, yourself?
22:58:00 <breaker> b1rdy and jigsaw = creepos.. cowards of AustNet
22:58:09 <jasonhill> I dont believe in that stuff
22:58:11 <Floss> Oh just fuckwit frank
22:58:20 <e|f> psychic senses won't work over irc - you need to actually be with the person
22:58:22 <e|f> :)
22:58:29 <jasonhill> High IQ
22:58:36 <e|f> or a phone call
22:58:38 <jasonhill> may appear to be psychic
22:58:38 Part: Nero ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:58:40 <Floss> B1rd doesn't want to meet me
22:58:43 <e|f> text won't do
22:58:44 <jasonhill> It's not
22:58:51 Join: Doc_Bondage ([email protected]) to #sydney
22:58:51 Quit: Doc_Bondage ([email protected]) Changing hosts
22:58:57 <Floss> Unless one of his links is getting the shit kicked out by a pregnant chick
22:59:00 <jasonhill> Im hpy to be upgraded to that status from you breaker.
22:59:00 <President_Trump> why doesnt SkyFat come in here anymore?
22:59:00 <jigsaw> beaker building his vocabulary
22:59:00 <jasonhill> Fgt
22:59:00 <faux> cos of me
22:59:00 <faux> i called him Skycunt once
22:59:00 <faux> and he lost his shit at me
22:59:00 <jasonhill> Good
22:59:00 <jigsaw> who beaker?
22:59:07 <Floss> Kinks*
22:59:15 <jasonhill> I dont have kinks
22:59:36 <Floss> Were you not waking over lingering perfume from the Centrelink office?
22:59:41 <Floss> Wanking*
22:59:51 <breaker> lolol Floss
22:59:55 <Floss> Or is that just a dalliance
23:00:00 <jigsaw> fitting
23:00:00 <President_Trump> why
23:00:00 <faux> why what
23:00:00 <President_Trump> oh skycunt
23:00:00 <President_Trump> got it
23:00:00 <faux> youre fast
23:00:02 <Floss> Sorry Mr darcy
23:00:08 <jasonhill> Thats standard by today's measures of normality
23:00:09 Part: jigsaw ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:00:19 <Floss> Pretty sure it's not though
23:00:24 <jasonhill> It is
23:00:32 <jasonhill> Ur out of touch then hun
23:00:38 <Floss> Yes
23:00:59 <jasonhill> So many rockspiders it's Almost normalized
23:01:00 <President_Trump> i cant take the credit for SkyFat, it came from ^bozojim1915 during their infamous feud
23:01:00 <President_Trump> so much hate in this channel
23:01:00 <faux> i love you President_Trump
23:01:00 <faux> you are the reason i join austnet
23:01:06 <breaker> b1rd trolls everyone but he does it so hard he fails
23:01:08 <jasonhill> so wanking over a girl..
23:01:13 <jasonhill> Wake up
23:01:17 <Floss> Lol
23:01:25 <Floss> But breaker I'm kit even pregnant
23:01:27 <Floss> Not*
23:01:33 <Floss> B1rd says so
23:01:52 * Floss pokes her tummy
23:01:56 <Floss> Bad baby.
23:02:00 <jasonhill> Me two hashtag
23:02:00 <President_Trump> President_Trump IS A GOOD MAN
23:02:11 <breaker> As always.. he thinks he's the one who knows all but knows fuck all
23:02:27 <Floss> My friend had a boss just like him
23:02:30 <breaker> know all fuck all = b1rd
23:02:34 <Floss> He was so much fun
23:02:38 <jasonhill> I know what I need to know. And I've got savings cozza it. :)
23:02:48 <Floss> If you rode horses, he rode broncos
23:02:58 <Floss> He told everyone he was a shark wrangler
23:02:59 <jasonhill> U boys r shoplifting again. Aren't u breaker? :)
23:03:11 <Floss> And he's a qualified psychiatrist
23:03:22 <jasonhill> Wat past that level
23:03:24 <Floss> He ran the local dominos FFS hahaha
23:03:26 <breaker> We heard about you doing such crimes b1rd.. you'll get caught soon enough :)
23:03:32 <jasonhill> I make psychs go mad
23:03:40 <Floss> You make everyone mad.
23:04:08 <jasonhill> Breaker is broke asf till Tuesday when she picks up her youth allowance.
23:04:22 <breaker> Projection right there!
23:04:43 <jasonhill> 6k cash
23:04:47 <jasonhill> In my hand
23:04:49 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:04:51 <breaker> You're lying b1rd :)
23:05:07 <jasonhill> You seen it on cam you know im not :)
23:05:16 <breaker> You have $0 to your name b1rdy :)
23:05:27 <jasonhill> Gg I win.
23:05:28 <Floss> You'll be lucky to flip burgers one day b1rd
23:05:28 <jasonhill> :)
23:05:37 <jasonhill> Ill never work.
23:05:49 <jasonhill> Got a pension I've had since I was 21
23:05:55 <jasonhill> Till I die
23:05:57 <e|f> humm
23:06:00 <jasonhill> Cool voice chat y didn't u join in breaker
23:06:08 <e|f> bird does have money from things guys
23:06:09 <breaker> That money you flashed on cam was your rent money.. nothing else :)
23:06:19 <e|f> but also please stop with the harrassment
23:06:22 <e|f> please
23:06:28 <jasonhill> 6k rent
23:06:30 <jasonhill> Wow
23:06:34 <breaker> You're lying b1rd :)
23:06:37 <Floss> I feel like you need to apologize to trees for creating oxygen specifically for you b1rd
23:06:41 <jasonhill> Ty elfy
23:06:43 Part: Zade ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:06:49 <jasonhill> :)
23:07:06 <jasonhill> I feel like u should not quit ur shift job at the brothel.
23:07:18 <breaker> e|f, Open your eyes kid.. b1rd is harrassing everyone all night.
23:07:32 <e|f> i know
23:07:37 <e|f> but your partially wrong
23:07:40 <jasonhill> I am not
23:07:43 <jasonhill> Yea
23:07:51 <Floss> His life is more about regret management than goal achievement
23:07:53 Part: Nero ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:08:08 <jasonhill> I aspire to own my own flat like chris
23:08:24 <e|f> bird has been harrassing people tonight, which i don't like
23:08:30 <e|f> but also he does have money
23:08:31 <Floss> Start by not being such an insufferable cunt
23:08:37 <e|f> though not legally obtained
23:08:40 <jasonhill> Sorry elfy
23:08:42 <e|f> that was my whole point
23:08:46 <jasonhill> yes
23:08:55 <jasonhill> Cash baby
23:09:00 <breaker> I was enjoying listening to you whinge like a sissy.. you're broke, you got no laptop, no heater, no food, no weed and you're shivering under your thin doona
23:09:00 <breaker> Sucks to be you b1rdy :)
23:09:00 <jasonhill> Aww
23:09:08 <e|f> yep
23:09:12 Join: slower ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:09:24 <jasonhill> Doin much tonight elf?
23:09:26 <jasonhill> :p
23:09:34 <e|f> heh
23:09:39 <breaker> e|f, You're naive and believe his made up lies.. you're fooled.
23:09:48 Join: ^Q^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:09:52 <jasonhill> elf is a smart man
23:09:55 <Zade> hello jasonhill
23:10:00 <jasonhill> Tell us more about your life
23:10:03 <jasonhill> Hes decided that you're a goose breaker
23:10:06 <jasonhill> Hello zade
23:10:28 <e|f> well i'm going soon honestly but when i do please be nicer to people here
23:10:30 <e|f> >_>
23:10:39 <jasonhill> Ok ill try elf
23:10:44 <e|f> good :)
23:10:49 <jasonhill> have a nice night :)
23:11:00 <breaker> I hope you do winter hard as a rock this year b1rdy.. it's all you deserve. :)
23:11:03 <Floss> Omg can you smell elf's last meal?
23:11:13 <Floss> You're so fucking high up there
23:11:20 <jasonhill> lol
23:11:38 <breaker> b1rd's licking e|f's arse
23:12:00 <jasonhill> I do winter the same every year.
23:12:00 <jasonhill> plenty of food stay warm.
23:12:00 <breaker> lolol now I know you're lying again
23:12:10 <Floss> B1rd is the little sucky parasite fish. Elf is the shark
23:12:10 <jasonhill> we have some kind of affinity i wont lie
23:12:22 <breaker> Arrrseee lickkkaaa
23:12:28 <Floss> Num nums
23:12:49 <jasonhill> Brb smoke drugs
23:12:49 <lx> Not too long now jasonhill...
23:12:55 <jasonhill> Quick two up
23:13:00 <jasonhill> O rly?
23:13:05 <breaker> haha. Drugs you do not have.. broke!
23:13:18 <jasonhill> Pro jekkkkktion
23:13:22 <jasonhill> Rejected
23:14:00 <jasonhill> brb setting the heating to 21c
23:14:00 <lx> 1 We'll still be here1 jasonhill...
23:14:00 <jasonhill> Na 24
23:14:00 <breaker> The heater you do not have :)
23:14:00 <Sutekh> lah abit low, 24 is ok
23:14:31 <Floss> This is fun :)
23:14:35 Join: jigsaw ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:14:41 <jasonhill> :)
23:14:43 <jasonhill> Indeed
23:14:48 <Floss> Thank fuck I can drink on my birthday now
23:14:51 <jigsaw> hi zade
23:14:55 <jigsaw> floth
23:14:58 <jigsaw> j
23:15:00 <jasonhill> Oh yes i do :)
23:15:00 <jasonhill> Ok
23:15:00 <breaker> Oh no you don't :)
23:15:00 <jasonhill> Maybe 26
23:15:00 <jasonhill> oh yes i doooo :)
23:15:00 <breaker> It's going to be very cold for the next 7 days b1rdy :)
23:15:00 <Sutekh> they say 22 but yeah i got mine on 24 usually
23:15:00 <jasonhill> Im too warm
23:15:02 <jigsaw> cosi
23:15:06 <e|f> wine for me please
23:15:10 <e|f> heh
23:15:16 <jigsaw> hellfrier
23:15:21 <jigsaw> e|f
23:15:28 <Zade> hello jigsaw
23:15:41 * jasonhill pours elf and himself a glass of wine
23:15:50 <Floss> I'll tell the doc tomorrow at my appointment "oh I don't need the scan now, an internet retard told me I'm not actually pregnant"
23:15:59 <jasonhill> lpl
23:16:00 <breaker> You'll be doing it hard and wishing you treated women with respect :)
23:16:00 <jasonhill> No
23:16:00 <jasonhill> Theyll be in the cold.
23:16:01 <jasonhill> No
23:16:10 <breaker> haha.. tell them it was b1rd
23:16:23 <jasonhill> Panda went to his doc saying... Bird said this bird said that
23:16:31 <Floss> He'll be like, oh that cunt
23:16:36 <breaker> yes
23:16:38 <jasonhill> Best to build a bit of a wall around irc ;)
23:16:50 <jasonhill> Not too high but u dont let it leak
23:16:52 <jasonhill> Lol
23:16:54 <Floss> You should build a wall around yourself
23:17:00 <jasonhill> I have
23:17:00 <breaker> Where you belong. :)
23:17:00 <jasonhill> The women. On the street.
23:17:00 <jasonhill> Me. Inside.
23:17:00 <jasonhill> :)
23:17:00 <breaker> You're inside a little room shared with 10 other people
23:17:00 <jasonhill> Just the way I like it. :)
23:17:06 <breaker> He's known to do the script hopping.. the Docs hate him.
23:17:07 <Floss> Fantastic
23:17:07 <jasonhill> Around my heart
23:17:29 <jasonhill> Breaker loves xanax being the Nervous type
23:17:45 <jasonhill> me i juss get my done n go home
23:17:48 <breaker> haha. I don't do drugs nor take any medications. :)
23:17:56 <jasonhill> Yes you do
23:18:00 <breaker> Nope.
23:18:00 <jasonhill> Nope. On my own.
23:18:00 <e|f> more nicotine gum for elfie
23:18:00 <e|f> brb
23:18:00 <lx> 1 It'll be quiet without you1 e|f...
23:18:00 <breaker> You're lying to me again b1rdy :)
23:18:00 <jasonhill> im not. Brb son.
23:18:00 <jasonhill> Rebooties
23:18:00 <breaker> Don't hurry back
23:18:03 <jasonhill> Yes
23:18:08 <breaker> Nope.
23:18:17 <Floss> Well I'm going to get a bunch of crack and go jump on the trampoline
23:18:20 <jasonhill> Ur doctor says otherwise
23:18:29 <jasonhill> Ok
23:18:43 <breaker> You like to lie about people alot dont you b1rd.. you got no idea about anything or anyone. Just shit in your head :)
23:18:51 <Floss> I take mad folic acid
23:19:00 <e|f> he'll be back
23:19:00 <e|f> 4:p
23:19:00 <Lumeah> Lol
23:19:00 <Lumeah> Indeed
23:19:08 <Floss> But I'm only pretending to be pregnant
23:19:13 <jasonhill> I know the areas you frequent for Dr shopping breaker, be careful you can get jail for it.
23:19:31 <jasonhill> Altona specifically
23:19:34 <Floss> Oh noes!
23:19:40 <Floss> B1rd is coming!
23:19:45 <breaker> oh shit b1rd.. you got me
23:19:48 <jigsaw> hi beaker
23:19:49 <Floss> Do you have a rape whistle?
23:19:51 <jasonhill> I know
23:19:52 <breaker> :(
23:20:00 <breaker> Yes.. he's 'rebooting' his phone cause it's laggy due to being on another website such as discord
23:20:00 <breaker> His cheap arse phone can't handle it
23:20:00 <Lumeah> Lol
23:20:00 <jasonhill> Hiyas
23:20:00 <jasonhill> Hey lumeah
23:20:00 <e|f> what phone do you use breaker ?
23:20:00 <Lumeah> We all know this
23:20:00 <Lumeah> Hey
23:20:00 <jasonhill> I smash me fone lumeah
23:20:03 <jasonhill> Pliv bashes breaker for xanies
23:20:05 <jasonhill> Looool
23:20:07 <Floss> Everyone behave, b1rd is Gunna tell on us
23:20:16 <jasonhill> And he hands em over coz hes a coward
23:20:17 <Zade> haha
23:20:20 <Floss> The feared Centrelink masturbator has our numbers!
23:20:21 <jasonhill> LOLOL
23:20:24 * breaker has been found by b1rd - I frequent around Altona :)
23:20:48 <jasonhill> Cant afford to live closer?
23:21:00 <Lumeah> How
23:21:00 <breaker> You're lying b1rdy
23:21:00 <jasonhill> Only woke up then drop it
23:21:00 <Lumeah> Get another at coles
23:21:00 <jasonhill> Ok
23:21:00 <jasonhill> It's cold I forgot put heater on before sleep
23:21:00 <jasonhill> Slept early
23:21:22 <jasonhill> I remember Alison ur gf
23:21:25 <breaker> You're telling the story b1rdy :)
23:21:30 <jasonhill> Everyone was rootin her lol
23:21:36 <Floss> No he can't, nobody can, because nobody is as marvelous as the dole office wanker
23:21:45 <jasonhill> Tru
23:21:48 <breaker> The stage is all yours... Take it away b1rrddd
23:22:00 <Lumeah> I haven't broken this one yes
23:22:00 <jasonhill> Lol a first
23:22:00 <Lumeah> Yeah same went sleep at 7
23:22:00 <Lumeah> Yes!
23:22:00 <jasonhill> Yea i was fkd
23:22:00 <jasonhill> :)
23:22:01 <jasonhill> Always has been breaker.
23:22:14 <Floss> It'll get like when Charlie Sheen tried to do standup
23:22:30 <jasonhill> Meth
23:22:45 Part: couleurs ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:22:52 <Floss> Nobody likes you
23:23:00 <e|f> i got my nokia brick phone
23:23:00 <e|f> had it for 20 years
23:23:00 <breaker> lololol @ b1rdy playing the arse-lickr roll
23:23:00 <jasonhill> Me old mans like come down the brothel for a root commme on
23:23:00 <jasonhill> Lo
23:23:00 <jasonhill> L
23:23:00 <e|f> never let me down
23:23:00 <e|f> 4:p
23:23:00 <jasonhill> Fny cunt
23:23:05 <Floss> You'd think you'd change your behaviour
23:23:29 <jasonhill> u dont like urself
23:23:37 <Floss> On the contrary
23:23:41 <jasonhill> U dont
23:23:43 <Floss> I'm fucking awesome
23:23:44 <Zade> Floss are you talking about beaker or jasonhill?
23:23:52 <Floss> B1rd zade
23:24:00 <breaker> Your dad doesn't say anything like that to you b1rdy
23:24:00 <jasonhill> Yes he does
23:24:00 <breaker> You're lying
23:24:00 <jasonhill> Nope
23:24:00 <breaker> Yes
23:24:00 <jasonhill> Nup
23:24:00 <jasonhill> na
23:24:00 <breaker> Try again :)
23:24:00 <Lumeah> Analog doesn't work anymore
23:24:00 <jasonhill> :)
23:24:00 <jasonhill> Ye
23:24:07 <jasonhill> U are over confident it masks ur insecurities I know ur type AND your family
23:24:09 <Floss> The masturbating social security bandit
23:24:20 <Floss> Teehee
23:24:24 <jasonhill> Do my marketing if u like
23:24:28 <Floss> Omg U guyzzz I'm overconfident
23:24:44 <jasonhill> I thought of 'big reds good in bed'
23:24:44 <Floss> No not my family
23:24:46 <jasonhill> ?
23:24:54 <jasonhill> Simple it works its tru
23:25:00 <e|f> non-ionizing radiation
23:25:00 <e|f> perfectly safe
23:25:00 <e|f> 4;p
23:25:00 <jasonhill> Yup
23:25:03 <Floss> Are you calling my a sexual tomato?
23:25:20 <jasonhill> Ur a sexual terrorist
23:25:27 <Floss> Are your parents brother and sister?
23:25:30 <jasonhill> A cock seeking fkn
23:25:34 <jasonhill> Something
23:25:40 <jasonhill> Lol no
23:25:54 <jasonhill> But my sis has a nice bit of ass
23:26:00 <e|f> Cancer is lead pots, pans, plates, and cups.
23:26:00 <e|f> work that one out
23:26:54 <Floss> Can everyone see him call me a sexual terrorist then make a sexual remark about his sister
23:27:00 <jasonhill> Yeah lead gets into lotta stuff
23:27:08 <Floss> You're IQ must be fkn low mate
23:27:33 <jasonhill> Lol
23:27:42 <Floss> I'm not whacking it in government offices
23:27:47 <jasonhill> thats y u love me. I'm so contradictory.
23:27:55 <jasonhill> Not boring like breaker
23:27:59 <Floss> You're a cloth eared bint
23:28:00 <e|f> add that mother fuckin' serial comma for dramatic effect
23:28:00 <jasonhill> Lol
23:28:12 <jasonhill> U want to get to know me
23:28:15 <jigsaw> sounds like melb speak
23:28:16 <jasonhill> Lol
23:28:25 <breaker> b1rd, Abuse and/or harrassment on Austnet is not tolerated
23:28:30 <jasonhill> I want u to say those things to me when
23:28:36 <jasonhill> Im about to blow
23:28:42 <Zade> so you should leave then beaker
23:28:52 <breaker> Zade, Yes you should.
23:28:54 <jasonhill> Lol zade is correct
23:29:00 <jasonhill> Wheres a brothel I won't know any girls at thats sorta close hmmm
23:29:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
23:29:00 <President_Trump> /slap HellFury
23:29:03 <jasonhill> Fuck off breaker
23:29:07 <Floss> You are why your mother is pro choice b1rd
23:29:08 <breaker> Make me :)
23:29:17 <jigsaw> youd know beaker
23:29:19 <jasonhill> I fkd my mum
23:29:28 <breaker> jigsaw = creepo
23:29:33 <Zade> another night, another fight beaker
23:29:36 <jigsaw> youre the grandmaster of abuse that everyone learns from
23:29:49 <Floss> Lol you just can't help yourself can you b1rd
23:29:49 <jigsaw> i love being a creepo, life dull otherwise
23:29:56 <Zade> everyones hates beaker
23:29:57 * breaker hands jigsaw a tissue, dry your eyes princess.
23:30:00 <jasonhill> Ahh come on I feel left out now zade ;]
23:30:00 <jasonhill> Google over next few days it's gonna be cold so not much else to do except get a root
23:30:30 <Floss> You'll never be half the man your mother was b1rd
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23:30:42 <jasonhill> Good root too
23:30:43 <breaker> lolol Floss. That's my line.
23:31:03 <Floss> I truly envy people that haven't met you
23:31:10 <jasonhill> ikr
23:31:22 <Floss> Did you grow an extra chromosome
23:31:29 <jasonhill> Yup
23:31:46 <Floss> Your mum must wish that abortions could be retroactive
23:32:14 <jasonhill> I dunno dont speak to her
23:32:25 <jasonhill> ugly now anyway
23:32:27 <breaker> b1rd is in damage control :)
23:32:37 <Zade> its a shame beakers mother didnt have a clothes hanger close by
23:32:58 <breaker> Zade, Abuse and/or harrassment on Austnet is not tolerated.
23:32:59 <jigsaw> hung him dry
23:33:34 <jigsaw> poor beaky
23:33:40 <jasonhill> So much hate I'm gtn horny
23:33:46 <Floss> B1rd couldn't find a bicycle if it was parked between his ass cheeks
23:33:46 <Zade> you abuse people whenever you are here breaker
23:33:53 <jasonhill> hate more guys
23:34:08 <Floss> He told be I am weak and not pregnant
23:34:16 <Floss> The cunt asked for it
23:34:19 <jasonhill> Lol
23:34:51 <Floss> I could've been your dad b1rd, but your mum didn't have change for $5
23:35:12 <jasonhill> I get horny when women mad at me
23:35:23 <Floss> You're about as useful as Anne Frank's drumset
23:35:23 <jasonhill> :/
23:35:30 <Floss> I'm not mad at you
23:35:37 <Floss> I think you're revolting
23:35:41 <jasonhill> Ur trying
23:35:48 <jasonhill> Here we go :)
23:35:54 <jasonhill> Keep it coming
23:36:16 <Floss> Can we put b1rd in the dumb cunt Sleepytime place
23:36:56 <jasonhill> Naa it's not authentic
23:37:02 <jasonhill> U gotta really hate me
23:37:09 <jasonhill> Then ill bar up
23:37:27 <Exo> we can b more than just part time lovers
23:37:29 Part: xm ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:38:00 <Floss> I couldn't really give a fuck you silly little man
23:38:09 <jasonhill> hmm
23:38:09 <lx> ...ah huh...
23:38:19 <jasonhill> Cant feel the hate
23:38:21 Part: Zade ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:38:23 <jasonhill> Lol
23:38:26 <Floss> There's is no hate
23:38:45 <jasonhill> Thats the problem
23:38:45 <Floss> You're just a joke
23:38:52 <Floss> Your whole life is a joke
23:38:55 <breaker> Zade, No, I don't.. it's all in your head :)
23:38:56 <jasonhill> You are not preggas
23:39:09 <Floss> Have fun being you the rest of your life
23:39:13 <jasonhill> It's a story to influence and trick Johns on irc
23:39:20 <Floss> Giving yourself sad little handies
23:39:28 <jasonhill> It's a basic hypnotic induction.
23:39:35 <jasonhill> I see you hun
23:39:53 <jigsaw> wrrikson handshake induction
23:39:53 <breaker> b1rd doesn't respect women you see.. he thinks he's a 'man'
23:39:57 <jigsaw> errikson
23:40:00 <Floss> Everyone that deals with you just tolerates you
23:40:22 <jasonhill> Better than having parasitic hoes in my life
23:40:35 <Floss> Nobody will ever love you
23:40:38 <jasonhill> Who only want cash for next whack
23:40:45 <jasonhill> I love myself
23:40:46 <Floss> Because you're a useless sack of shit
23:41:00 <jasonhill> I dont want u or ur gf's floss
23:41:09 <jasonhill> I mean it
23:41:25 <jigsaw> point to floss
23:42:04 <Floss> I sincerely hope you haven't reproduced
23:42:11 <jasonhill> I havent
23:42:42 <Floss> I don't know how you get up everyday and have to be you
23:42:49 <Floss> It's sad
23:42:52 <jasonhill> It's easy
23:43:02 <jasonhill> Coz im not acting hun
23:43:19 <Floss> Also
23:43:20 <Discord> <faux> Oh ok
23:43:37 <Floss> Your mother fucks for bricks so she can build a whorehouse for your sister
23:43:43 <Floss> Goodnight :)
23:43:46 Part: Floss ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:43:48 <jasonhill> Yea shes hot
23:43:53 <jigsaw> badum tish
23:44:03 <jasonhill> ah she will learn. An amateur.
23:44:03 <Discord> <Exo> oeeer some signs of life 😋
23:44:08 <Discord> <faux> Hi
23:44:15 <Discord> <faux> Why you awake
23:45:24 <Discord> <Exo> tossin n turning thinking bout chu
23:45:25 <e|f> when was the last time you saw your family ?
23:45:59 <^pHANTOM^> evening.
23:46:02 <jasonhill> Only see some of em
23:46:02 <^Q^> i'm tossing and turning thinking about Exo tossing and turning...
23:46:13 <Discord> <Exo> checking my lotto numbers to see if i have to go into work tomorrow
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23:46:17 <e|f> true
23:46:22 <^Q^> hi, ^pHANTOM^. :)
23:46:22 <Discord> <Exo> hahaha
23:46:29 <jasonhill> don't like em much
23:46:29 <Discord> <Exo> evening lads
23:46:30 <^pHANTOM^> hi aq
23:46:37 <e|f> yup
23:46:39 <jasonhill> my mum i hope she dies
23:46:43 <jasonhill> Soon
23:46:43 <^pHANTOM^> evening exo
23:46:49 <jigsaw> yo
23:47:07 <e|f> lovely
23:47:13 <jasonhill> Shes nasty
23:47:40 <jasonhill> Tried to chuk me in hospital to shut me up about me misses rooting kids
23:47:48 <^pHANTOM^> yo jigsaw
23:47:51 <^Q^> i swear work is not healthy for you!
23:47:53 <jasonhill> And supported her knowing what she does
23:48:06 <jasonhill> so she's dead to me
23:48:07 <breaker> You're lying b1rd
23:48:07 <^Q^> should try to reduce hours.
23:48:16 <jasonhill> it's a true story
23:48:25 <jasonhill> This is my name nothing to hide
23:48:31 <^pHANTOM^> who should q?
23:48:41 <breaker> That's the story you tell everyone to believe.. the truth is somewhat different.
23:48:52 <jasonhill> I dont lag on even the lowest crims tho
23:48:55 <^Q^> people should, i should.
23:49:01 <jasonhill> U just distance urself
23:49:09 <jasonhill> It's the truth
23:49:21 <jasonhill> She was fucking kids
23:49:26 <jasonhill> 10 11
23:49:33 <^pHANTOM^> work is a part of life.
23:49:35 <^Q^> unless you love work that much, which case you are too far gone.
23:49:52 <e|f> interesting gene pool
23:49:56 <^Q^> only if you accept it to be so.
23:50:01 <jasonhill> My wife?
23:50:13 <e|f> nevermind
23:50:18 <jasonhill> Well
23:50:23 <jasonhill> What can u do.
23:50:38 <breaker> Your mum tried to put you in a hospital cause you're mental. You're not all there in the head and your ex gf filled her in on all the details that your mum didn't know about :)
23:50:44 <jasonhill> Im similar genetics but I don't fk with kids
23:51:01 <jasonhill> No mate shes a kiddy fiddler too
23:51:09 <jasonhill> So supported me misses
23:51:10 <breaker> You're lying b1rd
23:51:23 <jasonhill> She fkd me when I was a kid
23:51:34 <jasonhill> Somehow thinks it's normal
23:51:34 <Discord> <Exo> drop it down to a 4 day workweek
23:51:38 <jasonhill> I dont
23:51:54 <^pHANTOM^> heh
23:51:58 <breaker> You're lying b1rd
23:52:02 <^pHANTOM^> just longer days?
23:52:07 <jasonhill> you know im not
23:52:11 <Discord> <Exo> yep
23:52:38 <Discord> <Exo> good if u have a friday or monday off
23:52:44 <jasonhill> U have unresolved issues of a similar nature breaker. It triggers u.
23:52:59 <^pHANTOM^> i already have mondays off
23:53:11 <breaker> Here it comes.. your made up lies
23:53:17 <^pHANTOM^> fridays would be awesome, but couldnt be possible for me in my line of work.
23:53:19 <jasonhill> triggered.
23:53:36 <breaker> No ones 'triggered' but you
23:53:44 <e|f> i wonder on how many irc servers around the world right now, this kind of thing is happening on them too right now
23:53:48 <e|f> probably quite a few
23:54:20 <e|f> oh well
23:54:23 <e|f> i'm out soon
23:54:29 <jasonhill> triggered breaker
23:54:37 <jasonhill> Yup
23:54:41 <Discord> <Exo> get a long a weekend every week?
23:54:42 <jasonhill> It's common
23:54:54 <jasonhill> Unfortunately sexual abuse is
23:55:23 Part: Chance ([email protected]) from #sydney
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23:56:00 <Discord> <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3uxLHn3-JQ&list=RDu8tdT5pAE34&index=41
23:56:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Martin Garrix - No Sleep ft. Bonn (Lyrics) (Feb 23, 2019) Length: 3:27 - Category: Music - 1,374,977 views - 7,301 likes (98.6%), 105 dislikes (1.4%)
23:58:31 <e|f> hummmm
23:58:44 <e|f> all the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players
23:59:07 <jasonhill> Id like to see it otherwise
23:59:18 <jasonhill> But. That's how they r too
23:59:45 <e|f> what stage are you at of the seven stages?
23:59:59 <jasonhill> Seven stages?