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46:40 <shadsam> HellFury HellFury HellFury
47:11 <HellFury> wtf do you want
47:22 <shadsam> whos up?
47:28 <shadsam> lets get this party started!
48:31 * shadsam pours HellFury a scotch and dry
48:35 <shadsam> take that
49:26 Part: President_Trump ([email protected]) from #sydney
49:42 <HellFury> no thanks
51:31 * shadsam farts on HellFury
52:24 * shadsam the fart is so strong it wakes up HellFury from her slumber
52:42 <shadsam> HellFury has a drink with shadsam
53:07 <HellFury> fuck off idiot
53:14 <HellFury> and i don't feel like drinking
54:00 <shadsam> HellFury HellFury HellFury
55:00 <shadsam> have a ciggie bro
55:00 <HellFury> wtf do you want
55:00 <shadsam> whos up?
55:00 <shadsam> lets get this party started!
56:00 <shadsam> take that
57:00 <HellFury> no thanks
57:08 <HellFury> i think i'll do this pain documentation and go tobed
57:47 <shadsam> do it with me
57:48 <shadsam> i love u
59:07 <HellFury> no
00:00 <shadsam> HellFury has a drink with shadsam
00:00 <HellFury> fuck off idiot
01:00 <HellFury> and i don't feel like drinking
02:00 <shadsam> have a ciggie bro
04:00 <HellFury> i think i'll do this pain documentation and go tobed
04:11 <shadsam> yes
04:21 <shadsam> dont deny our sex ok
05:00 <shadsam> do it with me
05:00 <shadsam> i love u
06:00 <HellFury> no
06:15 <HellFury> no
06:20 <HellFury> i don't fuck idiots
06:31 <HellFury> and 2 im not that desperate to root someone off irc
06:47 <HellFury> and with that im outskies
08:14 <shadsam> nope
08:16 <shadsam> ill come soon
08:18 <shadsam> drive up
08:45 <shadsam> you still in logan?
11:34 <HellFury> no
11:46 <HellFury> and i'll have cops hanging around if you turn up
11:46 <shadsam> where u at now?
11:52 <HellFury> not saying
11:55 <shadsam> should let us come over
12:00 <HellFury> no
12:00 <shadsam> yes
12:00 <shadsam> dont deny our sex ok
12:05 <shadsam> how come?
12:10 <shadsam> remember we use to chat
12:13 <shadsam> years ago
12:15 <HellFury> not really interested
12:19 <shadsam> ah ok
13:00 <shadsam> next time hun
13:03 <HellFury> that and the guy in my bed wouldn't let you even get past the front door
13:15 <HellFury> or the teen in my spare room
14:00 <HellFury> no
14:00 <HellFury> i don't fuck idiots
14:00 <HellFury> and 2 im not that desperate to root someone off irc
14:00 <HellFury> and with that im outskies
14:02 <shadsam> doesnt phase me
14:04 <shadsam> can get past them
14:05 <shadsam> lol
14:09 <shadsam> im strong man
14:15 <shadsam> big cock too
15:14 <HellFury> when a woman says not interested
15:18 <HellFury> that means exactly that
15:37 <HellFury> don't care if you have a big cock
15:41 <HellFury> im not interested in you
16:00 <shadsam> nope
16:00 <shadsam> ill come soon
16:00 <shadsam> drive up
16:00 <shadsam> you still in logan?
19:00 <HellFury> no
19:00 <HellFury> and i'll have cops hanging around if you turn up
19:00 <shadsam> where u at now?
19:00 <HellFury> not saying
19:00 <shadsam> should let us come over
19:00 <shadsam> how come?
19:00 <shadsam> remember we use to chat
19:21 <shadsam> ok
19:32 <shadsam> then you single soon?
20:00 <shadsam> years ago
20:00 <HellFury> not really interested
20:00 <shadsam> ah ok
20:00 <shadsam> next time hun
20:00 <HellFury> that and the guy in my bed wouldn't let you even get past the front door
20:38 <HellFury> no
21:00 <HellFury> or the teen in my spare room
21:00 <shadsam> doesnt phase me
21:00 <shadsam> can get past them
21:00 <shadsam> lol
21:00 <shadsam> im strong man
22:00 <shadsam> big cock too
23:00 <HellFury> when a woman says not interested
23:00 <HellFury> that means exactly that
23:00 <HellFury> don't care if you have a big cock
23:00 <HellFury> im not interested in you
25:52 <shadsam> then when?
26:43 <HellFury> who knows been with him 11 yrs
26:56 <HellFury> not dumping him anytime soon either
27:00 <shadsam> ok
27:00 <shadsam> then you single soon?
27:28 <shadsam> bet hes not that good in bed
27:34 <shadsam> at least not as good as me
27:50 <HellFury> how do you know what goes on in the bedroom
27:58 <HellFury> i don't say a fuckin thing
28:00 <HellFury> no
28:08 <HellFury> and 2 just stop
33:00 <shadsam> then when?
34:00 <HellFury> who knows been with him 11 yrs
34:00 <HellFury> not dumping him anytime soon either
34:01 Quit: HellFury ([email protected]) Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse!
35:00 <shadsam> bet hes not that good in bed
35:00 <shadsam> at least not as good as me
35:00 <HellFury> how do you know what goes on in the bedroom
35:00 <HellFury> i don't say a fuckin thing
35:00 <HellFury> and 2 just stop
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29:16 <b1rd> Hi
37:00 <b1rd> Hi
07:50 <b1rd> My cones as big as the sun, copping solar flare ups and mini bush fires on that shit, gotta invest in a bigg ass blow torch.
15:00 <b1rd> My cones as big as the sun, copping solar flare ups and mini bush fires on that shit, gotta invest in a bigg ass blow torch. 
48:17 <b1rd> Oh fuk. Oops.. https://www.news.com.au/national/northern-territory-police-searching-for-alleged-gunman-in-darwin/news-story/fcb40bb74d83488bc00507b3837882a7
49:59 <b1rd> Aww man that's really bad
52:00 <b1rd> Mr Morgan said police believe the shooter acted alone. He was driving a white Toyota Hilux ute and was described as 195cm tall.
52:05 <b1rd> What a mad cunt
53:03 <b1rd> To kill four with a sawn off, musta been really trying to kill cunts
53:11 <b1rd> Fkn bang bang
56:00 <b1rd> Oh fuk. Oops.. https://www.news.com.au/national/northern-territory-police-searching-for-alleged-gunman-in-darwin/news-story/fcb40bb74d83488bc00507b3837882a7
57:00 <b1rd> Aww man that's really bad
59:00 <b1rd> Mr Morgan said police believe the shooter acted alone. He was driving a white Toyota Hilux ute and was described as 195cm tall.
59:00 <b1rd> What a mad cunt
00:00 <b1rd> To kill four with a sawn off, musta been really trying to kill cunts
00:00 <b1rd> Fkn bang bang 
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39:43 <b1rd> What fkn time does this cunt of a sun come up
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48:56 <b1rd> fukkin victoria
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07:37 <b1rd> Im wanking over pregnant mums on seven sunrise rn brb
13:47 <b1rd> Lol
13:55 <b1rd> Fkn blew hard lol
14:00 <b1rd> Bbl shower
14:00 <lx>  k b1rd...
43:55 <b1rd> Bak
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55:50 <Floss> hai
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09:49 <b1rd> Hi
42:28 <Floss> hai
42:49 <Floss> so very very cold
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10:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
50:36 <b1rd> Hai
53:12 <}Q{> Lumeah sit next to berd, you look so cute together.
54:12 <b1rd> Oh man she looked hot today
18:28 <b1rd> Ill have the pheromones on my shirt for ages them ladies sexy as
22:00 <froz> shh
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48:27 <b1rd> Milo after cumming is sooo good
49:40 <b1rd> Might have a few cones n go for a ciesta
49:49 <b1rd> Sounds like a plan.
50:37 <MzMvp> u r talking to yourself
50:56 <b1rd> Better than talking to shit for brains
51:00 <chris`> https://soundcloud.com/ccc-cccccc-ccc/the-rap-instrumental
51:46 <b1rd> Gonna take my shirt off n wank sniffing it. Cotton absorbs bitch pheromones so nicely.
52:01 <b1rd> Ill gt a days wankin off this
53:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [1h42m44s]
02:00 <MzMvp> only bitch in your life B1rd is yourself
02:30 <b1rd> Steven ur a closet homo
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03:00 <beagle> Bloke im waiting with here from new south wales
03:05 <b1rd> hi hellfury
03:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
04:13 <b1rd> yeahhh fresh water
05:06 <b1rd> This old white cunt is more abo than any abo I've ever met
05:15 <b1rd> Cunt knows heapsa shit
06:34 <b1rd> the abos on nitv are kiddy fiddlers
06:51 <b1rd> They Oreo abos
09:28 <b1rd> ok mull up
20:39 <HellFury> hey b1rd
20:47 * HellFury giggles and goes to get a drink
20:56 <HellFury> got kicked out of a political group for a trump meme
21:05 <b1rd> Heys
21:09 <b1rd> lol
21:17 <b1rd> Good stuff
21:22 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/X0FGA5K
21:25 <HellFury> im in 3 more
21:33 <HellFury> lets see if they make my day and kick me out too
22:06 <b1rd> The centrelink lady has nice peacock hair up
22:48 <b1rd> Looool
22:57 <HellFury> i men
22:59 <HellFury> mean
23:03 <HellFury> theres this one
23:16 <HellFury> this will piss the trump suckers off
23:38 <b1rd> is it wrong that I imagine her in uniform lecturing me about being lazy
23:58 <b1rd> Telling me to get a job as she. Teaches me a lesson.
24:00 <b1rd> ?
24:03 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/7CvVFRQ
24:15 <b1rd> Lol
24:35 <b1rd> Is that wrong hellfury?
24:48 <HellFury> no
24:52 <b1rd> Nice
25:06 <b1rd> Shes very authoritive
26:00 <chris`> https://soundcloud.com/ccc-cccccc-ccc/age-of-dance
27:00 <chris`> ......
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28:00 <chris`> hi
28:00 <chris`> https://soundcloud.com/ccc-cccccc-ccc/push-strange-world-cccs-bootleg
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31:12 <HellFury> damn
31:23 <HellFury> i have to go get my blood test results on friday
31:29 <HellFury> lucky i got the car then to pick kids up
31:49 <HellFury> be interesting to see what my HBAc1 count is
32:22 <b1rd> Diabetes
32:36 <b1rd> Yea i dont like doctors n nurses
32:44 <b1rd> I avoid em
33:07 <b1rd> Or is that something else?
34:57 <HellFury> yah diabetes
35:07 <HellFury> i have to get a hbac1 test done every 6 months
35:09 <b1rd> K
35:12 <HellFury> should be good
35:17 <b1rd> Wat dat
35:18 <HellFury> my bsl has dropped right down
35:23 <b1rd> Nice
35:29 <b1rd> ok
35:38 <HellFury> Hemoglobin A1c, often abbreviated HbA1c, is a form of hemoglobin (a blood pigment that carries oxygen) that is bound to glucose. The blood test for HbA1c level is routinely performed in people with type 1 and type 2 diabetes mellitus. Blood HbA1c levels are reflective of how well diabetes is controlled.
35:54 <b1rd> I pretty fit jus lazy
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36:06 <b1rd> Im hibernation like bear
36:27 <HellFury> since the weight drop big time
36:33 <HellFury> now my bsl has dropped way down
36:34 <b1rd> Nice
36:39 <HellFury> it sits on 6 mostly
36:48 <HellFury> under that i feel dizzy
36:50 <b1rd> Don't lose them boobs too much :D
37:03 <b1rd> But yea that's good news
37:05 <HellFury> but i was diagnosed as a high bsl diabetic
37:11 <b1rd> Ok
37:14 <HellFury> so for bsl to sit on 6 its good
37:19 <b1rd> Yup
37:19 <HellFury> haha
37:26 <b1rd> I about 3.8
37:32 <HellFury> yeah no these tits are shrinking but not gone
37:48 <b1rd> Been down to 1.1 still conscious dunno how
37:55 <b1rd> Aww lol
38:05 <b1rd> Na better healthy
38:29 <b1rd> Small is nice too
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39:00 <b1rd> Yea i sit on 4 to 6
39:15 <b1rd> When im like healthy
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39:35 <b1rd> used to be on 8 to 12 when I was overweight
40:00 <b1rd> So started walking more
40:16 <b1rd> N try eat better
40:45 <b1rd> Irc soooo ded lately
42:00 <froz> hi
42:00 <chris`> hi
42:00 <chris`> nah hi
42:00 <chris`> dont mAke me hello
42:00 <chris`> lol
42:00 <froz> howdy
43:00 <chris`> sup
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44:00 <chris`> coffee cause its cold
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47:00 <chris`> smoke cause the fuck why not
47:00 <chris`> wake and bake cuase not shit
49:00 <froz> lol
49:19 <HellFury> it is
51:17 <b1rd> How cum
51:38 <HellFury> no clue
51:42 <HellFury> probs people got lives
51:48 <b1rd> Na
52:00 <chris`> ppl blasting radio
52:00 <chris`> lols
52:21 <b1rd> They just bein kept busy in their shift jobs
53:00 <chris`> to shit to stream youtube
53:00 <chris`> lols
54:20 <HellFury> yep
54:25 <HellFury> its a job
54:41 <b1rd> Lol yup
54:47 <HellFury> mmm looking up truck driving schools
54:50 <HellFury> got 3 so far
54:54 <HellFury> but nothing too close
54:55 <b1rd> Y
55:00 <chris`> ps4 hdr uhd 4k
55:00 <chris`> now
55:14 <HellFury> coz i started the driving lessons 3 yrs ago
55:18 <HellFury> and wanna complete them
55:19 <HellFury> plus
55:25 <HellFury> pat lets me drive his work truck
55:25 <b1rd> Wat for
55:26 <HellFury> its fun
55:30 <b1rd> Ok
55:31 <HellFury> work
55:40 <b1rd> Big truk
55:44 <HellFury> if i can't get a job in the field im trained in
55:54 <b1rd> He a driver?
56:07 <HellFury> its a MR (Medium rigid-HR Heavy Rigid)
56:08 <HellFury> yeah
56:10 <b1rd> Wat r u trained in
56:16 <HellFury> im a aged care nurse
56:23 <b1rd> Ok
56:23 <HellFury> but i can't work as one coz of crim record
56:29 <b1rd> K
57:18 <b1rd> Well drive trux then
57:29 <b1rd> im just gonna not work
57:46 <b1rd> I dnt see the point coz i dnt need to u know
57:46 <HellFury> yeah
57:53 <HellFury> but i need my mr/hr licence
58:06 <b1rd> I not gonna drive
58:12 <b1rd> Driving kills u
58:15 <HellFury> i got told i have an open licence so that means i qualify for a HR licence
58:24 <b1rd> Sitting too long
58:37 <b1rd> Yea i hate driving
58:52 <HellFury> ah see i know that company he works for need more delivery drivers
58:54 <b1rd> traffic pollution yukl
59:03 <b1rd> Ye
59:11 <HellFury> so i'd be not stuck at home
59:13 <b1rd> It bad job sitting all day
59:13 <HellFury> however
59:21 <HellFury> its Oxworks pool fencing
59:22 <HellFury> lol
59:28 <b1rd> I like bein at home
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59:34 <HellFury> i'd rather work
59:37 <b1rd> Na
59:40 <HellFury> been stuck at home since 2009
59:42 <HellFury> now im over it
59:54 <b1rd> I cnt work with women
59:55 <HellFury> i get bored and restless easily now
00:10 <b1rd> Coz wen i sniff em I can't think
00:14 <b1rd> I dnt
00:20 <b1rd> Ready for ciesta
01:10 <b1rd> Yea impossible to work with women
02:17 <Chance> Good Morning Fuckers.
02:38 <b1rd> Hi partay
02:54 <Chance> Im sure ive got him still on ignore
03:05 <b1rd> sure sure
03:45 <HellFury> whatcha doing pete online
03:52 <HellFury> your on normally later than this
04:00 <Chance> who?
04:26 <b1rd> U drinking arent u poider
05:04 <Chance> Soon as I get up i come on here with idoits.
05:22 <b1rd> Poidddder is a loser
05:52 <Chance> b1rd Oh come on be nice.
06:00 <froz> :)
07:27 <Chance> if you be nice to someone you get , something in return ;)
07:45 <Chance> A Smile
08:26 <Chance> Good Morning HellFury
08:36 * Chance hugs u
09:09 <Chance> im going to make some toast
09:10 <Chance> ;)
09:16 * Chance afk
10:21 <Chance> !!ttop10
10:26 <Chance> !top10
10:28 <StatsOP> Top10(words): 1. Exo(418804) 2. ^bozojim(350465) 3. HellFury(246180) 4. Sutekh(184764) 5. Glenn(116313) 6. Cath^(110410) 7. Kezzie(98257) 8. e|f(92041) 9. Skirmish(74569) 10. President_Trump(70486)
10:38 <HellFury> !ttop10
10:38 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(606) 2. HellFury(518) 3. shadsam(127) 4. Student(119) 5. Chris(64) 6. Chance(62) 7. jigsaw(56) 8. partay(50) 9. energizer(42) 10. Cosmic^Girl(37)
10:49 <Chance> woow im in
10:51 <Chance> ;)
11:34 <Chance> Should Just chat Random Bullshit and then i would become first.
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13:17 <Chance> Toast Sounds Good for this mornings brekky.
13:57 <HellFury> love pissing off trump ass kissers
14:04 <HellFury> second group i got kicked out of
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43:11 <jigsaw> hi lab rats
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08:00 <froz> somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds fly
19:00 <b1rd> Hi
22:00 <froz> hello little bird
22:00 <b1rd> little? 
23:00 <froz> fat goose then 
23:00 <b1rd> Not fat 
24:00 <froz> tall stork then 
25:00 <b1rd> Ok son
26:00 <froz> a bird drowned in our pool the other day :(((( just clearing it dry today now, almost all water gone, previous owners didnt use it, so was like 30cm of nasty shitwater with leaves and a dead squirell in there
26:00 <froz> all good, will have all the water out today, so nothing can drown in it anymore
27:00 <froz> i hate seeing animals die cause of humans
28:00 <froz> the pump is fucked, so just using buckets lol
29:00 <froz> fucking mozzie infestation ground though, hence the rapid energy to get it dry, bloody mozzie breeding chamber
30:00 <froz> although i must say, european mozzies are larger but their bite dosn't itch as long as queensland mozzies
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15:00 <Kelevra> wait.. froz did you kill the bird or it accidently drowned and are you american? I'm confused.
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21:00 <froz> tbe bird accidentally drowned, just clearing the pool now, so that can't happen again
26:00 <Kelevra> weird
29:19 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNTWTBO3odg
29:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Christina Novelli - Same Stars [Live & Acoustic] (Sep 25, 2015) Length: 3:11 - Category: Entertainment - 379,654 views - 4,845 likes (98.8%), 57 dislikes (1.2%)
32:35 <chris`> subby works thru center channel
32:42 <chris`> old trick of trade
32:43 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdzGa3QGXmo
32:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gareth Emery Unplugged: Save Me (feat. Christina Novelli) (Mar 26, 2016) Length: 3:47 - Category: Music - 296,658 views - likes (99%), 46 dislikes (1%)
35:29 <chris`> but my subby got over ported
35:33 <chris`> by a saucepan
35:42 <chris`> but still adds that more bass
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41:00 <energizer> sup
43:44 Nick: chris` is now known as `op
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45:04 Nick: `op is now known as god
45:24 <Exo> good afternoon chumps
45:33 * Exo slaps god around a bit with a large trout
46:47 <god> cunce
46:52 <Exo> nahman
46:55 <god> yeah man
46:58 <god> i am god
47:00 <god> i own it
47:06 * Exo slides over and sits between Cosmic^Girl and HellFury
47:18 <b1rd> Morning
47:18 <Exo> are you Allah
47:24 * god thinks misss
47:29 <Exo> howdy b1rd
47:40 <god> b1rd all ah dunya head in
47:43 <b1rd> Gday bruz ju t
47:50 <god> god looking down on u
47:52 <b1rd> Just jump outta bed
47:53 <Exo> miss has a nice arse
47:57 <god> yes
48:01 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey handsome:)
48:09 <god> but its her cheekygrin
48:20 <god> and morals
48:29 <god> and doesnot steal
48:47 <god> miss is god
48:55 <god> i just have to step in some times
48:56 <Exo> hello cute :-D
49:05 <god> so u dont be spastics
49:09 <god> like u do
49:33 <god> see my niffty
49:38 <Exo> nice arse is higher priority than morals
49:38 <god> hack in firefox before
49:44 <god> i hacked your servers
49:50 <god> from hdpopcorns
49:58 <god> with firefox
49:59 <god> lols
50:06 <god> firefox was my fave dj
50:12 <god> then was jewelz
50:26 <god> i am that smart
50:32 <god> i hacked my way in
50:43 <Exo> how about Avicii
50:49 <god> he dumb
50:51 <god> oded
50:54 <god> i dont do drugs
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51:27 <Exo> ross the boss or ross the toss
53:05 Nick: god is now known as chris`
53:08 <b1rd> Yawwwwwwwwn
53:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
53:48 * [[[[[pong]]]]] flicks a blood snot into b1rd hair
55:03 <HellFury> herro exo
56:22 <b1rd> hello exo skeleton
56:33 <Cosmic^Girl> How was your weekend hotstuff? I haven't spoken to you this week!
56:40 * Exo hands HellFury a blue blast powerade
57:09 <Exo> it has been a wet n wild rollercoaster
57:16 <b1rd> settle down guys there's only one exo dnt tear hm apart
57:17 <Exo> hump days are good
57:26 <Cosmic^Girl> Sounds amazing!
57:27 <b1rd> Humping day
57:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pickin nose
58:04 <b1rd> Abc is full of chinkbots
58:20 <Cosmic^Girl> Hump days are okay. But there's still 2 days leffffttt! And a million fucking reports to do
58:21 <b1rd> U hear the guy sounds like krudd
58:37 <b1rd> Language!!!
58:56 <Exo> haha
58:59 <Exo> what reports are u doing
59:31 <b1rd> Afp flushing out commies
59:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pickin bum
00:07 <Cosmic^Girl> I have 2 jobs. Literacy for grades 3, 4 and 5 on Mon/Tues/Wed. And my grade 1/2's for Thurs and Fri. Equals a million reports
00:24 <b1rd> ahh I see
00:26 <Exo> bugger that!
00:33 <b1rd> You're a kiddy fiddler
00:38 <b1rd> lol
00:57 <b1rd> Explains my distaste.
01:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U r b1rd u liek girls under 13
02:00 <b1rd> Over thirty five
03:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Sure
03:22 <b1rd> Oh good afp raided over giving the soldiers a hard time.
03:40 <b1rd> Idiot commies working against Aussie interests.
03:54 <b1rd> In USA, they'd dissapear.
04:10 <b1rd> They saying oh it'd be OK over there. Naaa mate.
04:28 <b1rd> Abc yuk
05:04 <b1rd> yeah who the source lets kill em
05:07 <b1rd> ?
05:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> When I having house warming b1rd
05:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U
05:30 <b1rd> dogs mate
05:46 <b1rd> I dnt do stuff like that pong
05:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y not
06:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It fun
06:29 <b1rd> Coz u ppl aren't mates or friends
06:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat r we
06:51 <b1rd> Irc ppl
07:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U spend 90% of u time on irc
07:27 <b1rd> Yup
07:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol so u got no mates
07:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Only irc ppl
08:01 <b1rd> u spend lot of time with workmates too doesn't mean u mates
08:34 <b1rd> Yup
08:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
08:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong has work mates
09:17 <b1rd> Yeah they not ppl u bring home
09:24 <b1rd> Unless u retarded
10:53 <b1rd> It's like fb. They aren't mates.
10:58 <b1rd> They r fb ppl
13:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> That’s silly
14:21 <b1rd> No its realistic
14:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Prob your Aspergers and autism actin up
15:02 <b1rd> don't have either
15:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U undiagnosed
15:51 <b1rd> Nope
16:00 <b1rd> Oi
16:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong diagnose u
16:13 <b1rd> u arent a doc son
16:40 <b1rd> I have opposite problem im a manslut
17:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol sure
17:25 <b1rd> Am
17:35 <b1rd> always innapropiate
18:40 <b1rd> Economy shrinking just as i thought
19:50 <b1rd> Close the abc fkn mutts
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25:33 <b1rd> Rofl listen to em sooking
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25:39 <b1rd> Now it's Assange lol
25:44 <b1rd> Hes a traitor
27:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No he good man
27:11 <b1rd> nup
27:37 <b1rd> Maybe good man but not on our side
28:24 <b1rd> dnt like autists much he autist
29:09 <b1rd> Hes the sorta guy whod root ur girl without askin n not even think its disrespectful
29:47 <b1rd> No social skills
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32:08 <b1rd> Yea remember when the ABC had the Indonesians upset over east Timor a few years ago? They're going beyond journalism imho.
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33:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U got no social skills
33:39 <b1rd> Yes i do.
34:11 <b1rd> can see straight through ppl and situations
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36:00 <b1rd> hi
37:42 <b1rd> read ur fucking mind by looking into your eyes son.
38:53 <b1rd> Oh love this song
39:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lies
39:26 <b1rd> Na its a gud song
43:58 <b1rd> I need vitamin c
44:07 <b1rd> Forgot have enough.
44:50 <b1rd> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BuCTxhSAi7s
44:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dj Shadow - Fixed Income (Jun 24, 2011) Length: 5:05 - Category: Entertainment - 265,618 views - 2,013 likes (99.1%), 19 dislikes (0.9%)
46:47 <b1rd> Pong I can look into your eyes and decide whether you need to die or whether you can change.
47:15 <b1rd> There and then I decide son.
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01:39 <breaker> lolol @ b1rd saying Cosmic^Girl and I are the one person
02:30 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh hi me!
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02:51 <breaker> Key words for b1rd.. paranoid lying retard on 501 different meds everyday.
03:11 <breaker> Oh yes.. Hi the other me
04:44 <Cosmic^Girl> Nice to see you
05:00 <Sunbeam> hi de hi campers :)
05:00 <b1rd> hiya
06:00 <Sunbeam> hi b1rd :)
06:00 <b1rd> sup bruv
06:00 <b1rd> good to see you hows things :)
06:00 <Sunbeam> am a sister not a bro lol
06:00 <b1rd> ooops yeah 
06:00 <b1rd> :D
06:00 <Sunbeam> things are good here thanks...how goes it with you?
06:00 <b1rd> how r u sis
06:00 <b1rd> yeah pretty good 
06:00 <b1rd> everything seems to be going well
06:00 <Sunbeam> i'm as fit as a butchjer's dog lol
06:00 <b1rd> lol
06:00 <Sunbeam> -j
07:00 <b1rd> y lol
07:00 <b1rd> ?
07:00 <Sunbeam> that's part of an advertisement here in the UK
07:00 <b1rd> ohh ok
07:00 <Sunbeam> for dog food lol
07:00 <b1rd> yum
07:00 <Sunbeam> woof woof :P
07:00 <b1rd> eat that shit up its nutritious
07:00 <b1rd> my dog used to piss pure vitamins etc
08:00 <b1rd> lol
08:00 <b1rd> food is so good
08:00 <Sunbeam> wonder if it's low on calories lol
08:00 <b1rd> guess could read the packet
08:00 <b1rd> choose  one for like racehorse type dogs
08:00 <b1rd> lololol
08:00 <b1rd> greyhound
08:00 <Sunbeam> we don't have a dog, so don't buy dog food lol
08:00 <b1rd> lol ok
08:00 <Sunbeam> we have a moggie (cat)
08:00 <b1rd> cats are nice
09:00 <b1rd> dont mind cats
09:00 <Sunbeam> yes they are
09:00 <b1rd> always land right way up 
09:00 <Sunbeam> i like dogs, but wouldn't have one...i'm defo a cat lover
09:00 <b1rd> nine lives
09:00 <b1rd> yeah cats r best
09:00 <Sunbeam> that ain't true ...one of mine fell off the side and landed on his side not his legs
10:00 <b1rd> lol
10:00 <b1rd> from how high though
10:00 <Sunbeam> he was a bit of a chunk tho lol
10:00 <b1rd> well that wouldnt help
10:00 <Sunbeam> he got up shook himself and walked off embarrassed lol
10:55 <breaker> Nice to see you too.. i'm sure you hear a lot about breaker, take no notice of the lies.
11:00 <b1rd> as dogs do
11:00 <b1rd> cats
11:00 <b1rd> i like both tho 
11:00 <Sunbeam> yep but i do think he thought he was a dog
11:00 <b1rd> never had a cat of my own only family members
11:00 <b1rd> ye
11:00 <Sunbeam> he used to bring us objects and put them at our feets
11:00 <b1rd> nice
12:00 <Sunbeam> this cat we have now does that....he likes the plastic caps off milk cartons
12:00 <chris`> i might get a kitten
12:00 <b1rd> lol
12:00 <chris`> since my cat died months ago
12:00 <Sunbeam> we throw them for him and he brings them back
12:00 <Sunbeam> hiya chris` :)
12:00 <b1rd> nice
12:00 <b1rd> you get new ket, chris` 
12:00 <Sunbeam> why not rescue a cat chris`?
12:00 <chris`> i will
12:00 <chris`> i goto shelter if i do
12:32 <Cosmic^Girl> I actually didn't really know who you were. But you're me! Apparently ;)
13:00 <Sunbeam> we've had kittens before....this last cat we have we rescued at 3 years old
13:00 <Sunbeam> and he is soooooo loving
14:00 <chris`> coolies
14:00 <chris`> :)
14:00 <b1rd> me grandma had cats three of em
14:00 <b1rd> nice cunts
14:00 <Sunbeam> ewww i hate that word
14:00 <b1rd> used to come down to the shed for bongs with my uncle
14:00 <b1rd> lol sorry 
14:00 <chris`> yeah b1rd
14:20 <breaker> We could be a tranny?
14:52 <breaker> Be a guy one day and girly the next
15:00 <chris`> cunce is more politically correct
15:00 <b1rd> yeah used to shoot up heroin too
15:00 <chris`> b1rd
15:00 <b1rd> good times
15:00 <b1rd> joints and shoot up H in the backyard with my dad, aged twelve
16:00 <chris`> u rebel b1rd
16:00 <b1rd> ive accepted it mate
16:00 <chris`> i didnt do that
16:00 <chris`> thats shit
16:00 <b1rd> why?
16:00 <b1rd> just another drug really
17:00 <b1rd> born into it mate
17:00 <b1rd> what can you do
17:00 <b1rd> not like alot of rich kids
17:00 <b1rd> who are rebelling  from their parents
17:00 <b1rd> i rebelled by going straight...
17:00 <b1rd> LOL
17:00 <chris`> cool
17:31 <breaker> According to b1rd.. I live in Corio and my real name is Royce
18:00 <b1rd> i dunno, it is what it is mate
18:00 <b1rd> doin my best to survive
19:37 <breaker> Corio is like Werribee shit farm or Frankston pram pushers
19:45 <Cosmic^Girl> Frangaaa
20:00 <b1rd> ive travelled alot hung out with very poor very rich and inbetween, and what i learnt out of that is one thing
20:00 <b1rd> that  every one of us have it hard in life no matter what outsiders might think
21:00 <b1rd> house of the rising sun
23:00 <froz> i had codeine today, still over the counter here in poland thank fuck (i need it, my back is fucked) - can't get it in aussie anymore since that new law last year, nazi scum.... as soon as we landed i was off to the pharmacy :D mmmmmm 
23:00 <b1rd> lol
23:00 <b1rd> my case manager rang me today the hot one
23:00 <b1rd> started off sooo professional her voice on the  phone
23:00 <Sunbeam> hi froz
23:00 <b1rd> then i got her giggling i was laughin
23:12 <breaker> another dickhead
23:14 <breaker> shadsam
23:23 <breaker> also known as plivent
23:40 <breaker> He uses expired nicks and pretends to be there
23:48 <breaker> there = them
24:00 <froz> hi(gh) beam
24:00 <b1rd> she tries so hard but i reckon she wants my dick
24:00 <froz> i bet
24:00 <b1rd> and she is a hot little greek lady
24:00 <b1rd> very petite yum
24:14 <Lumeah> H
24:16 <Lumeah> I
24:19 <Lumeah> Lol.
24:35 <Lumeah> Correct breaker
25:00 <b1rd> yeah it always gets awkward
25:00 <chris`> yum is my dinner
25:00 <b1rd> funny but
25:00 <chris`> thats about it
25:00 <b1rd> yeah im just eye fucking her when shes talking to me, im not even listening
26:00 <b1rd> and then i remember oh yeah im like in this place, its a bit innapropiate
26:00 <b1rd> shes hot as 
26:52 <b1rd> Eating
27:00 <b1rd> wonder   how im goin in the stats
27:00 <b1rd> so far tonight
27:00 <b1rd> should be doing pretty much ok even without CHEATING like some people here do
27:23 <b1rd> You grew up in corio and your name is Royce.
27:35 <b1rd> Nearly correct, faggot.
27:51 <breaker> Yep.. you're 100% right b1rd.. you got me bro :)
28:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Is talking to yourself cheating?
28:00 <b1rd> nope :)
28:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'd argue that it is
28:00 <b1rd> it is not
28:00 <b1rd> it's a word count not a chat count
28:00 <b1rd> sucked in im playing by the rules and still winning
28:00 <Sunbeam> hiya ^bozoJim huggggggs :)
28:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
28:00 <chris`> new hobit comes out on my birthday
28:00 <chris`> lols
28:00 <b1rd> fauxy has been awfully quiet since i mooned her on cam
28:00 <b1rd> :/
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28:16 <b1rd> Im eating choy neeze
28:21 <b1rd> Yum yum.
29:00 <b1rd> hope she's doing ok
29:00 <^bozoJim> hello Sunbeam hugssss
29:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Cosmic^Girl :)
29:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey jimmy :)
29:00 <^bozoJim> good evening Cosmic^Girl
29:00 <b1rd> :)
29:00 <chris`> Cosmic^Girl toilken comes out on my birthday
29:00 <Sunbeam> it's been ages since i clocked a few lines up
29:00 <chris`> i stay home heaps
29:00 <chris`> i hobit
29:38 <breaker> I've never been to Corio in my life.. I grew up in Perth :)
29:46 <Lumeah> Lol
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29:54 <b1rd> :) I win.
30:00 <b1rd> .
30:00 <chris`> .
30:00 <Sunbeam> ...
30:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Do you have big furry feet chris`?
30:00 <chris`> no
30:06 <breaker> You win nothing b1rd sh1t.
30:09 <Lumeah> Hi Jimmy
30:18 <b1rd> I win. Always.
30:25 <b1rd> Ur a faggot
30:26 <^bozoJim> hello Lumeah
30:53 <breaker> Well.. you do win something.. a smack in the mouth from the junkies you hang around with
31:00 <Sunbeam> a Yeti? lol
31:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ahh hobbits have big furry feet!
31:11 <breaker> With that mouth of yours flapping away with bullshit
31:19 <b1rd> You Are a junky who shoots pills coz every dealer thinks ur a dog.
31:23 <b1rd> Which u r.
31:48 <breaker> I've never done drugs in my life b1rd sh1t :)
32:00 <Sunbeam> we call em abominable snowmen here
32:00 <b1rd> we got yowies.. they're big inbred guys in the houso areas
32:00 <b1rd> gotta be careful spastics can be really strong when they're upset
32:00 <chris`> bunyip here i call them
32:18 <b1rd> U r the worst type of junky. A nobody who can't keep a house or a job or a Mrs.
33:00 <b1rd> drop bears were invented to extort tourists lol
33:00 <b1rd> no such thing
33:00 <b1rd> good meme there
33:00 <b1rd> irl meme bro
33:00 <chris`> so they look up and u pick their pockets
33:00 <b1rd> na well, it was a joke
33:00 <b1rd> on em
33:00 <chris`> drop bears
33:00 <b1rd> aussie humour at work
33:00 <b1rd> :D
33:17 <breaker> You're definitely projecting there b1rd sh1t :)
33:39 <b1rd> Nope. It's your life son, I don't use drugs. :)
33:55 <breaker> Liar
34:00 <b1rd> if you don't know the country and its animals which most tourists dont
34:00 <b1rd> you can tell em stuff like that
34:00 <b1rd> lol
34:00 <b1rd> what's an aussie though
34:00 <chris`> me
34:00 <^bozoJim> there is also the whip snakes and hoop snakes
34:00 <b1rd> me
34:00 <chris`> chris the bong head
34:00 <b1rd> oh k
34:00 <^bozoJim> not to mention the Yurgle
34:00 <b1rd> tell us about them jim
34:17 <b1rd> The closest the police will allow u to live to Melbourne.. Outer west
34:30 <breaker> I recorded you camming up for the last 2 nights in a row pulling bongs and trying to act like a hardarse
34:30 <b1rd> Coz ur a fkn nut
34:52 <b1rd> An unstable bitch with no boundaries or impulse control. :)
35:00 <chris`> yeah
35:00 <chris`> and so on
35:00 <Kelevra> that seems stupid
35:00 <chris`> Kelevra is not aussie
35:00 <b1rd> come on jim tell us about the rest of the stuff
35:00 <Kelevra> I am Australian with a mixed backround.
35:00 <b1rd> we all aussies
35:08 <breaker> Outer west? wrong side of Melbourne.. i'm on the East side :)
35:19 <b1rd> A well known stalker and home invader.
35:40 <b1rd> Jen is, y arent. :)
35:41 <breaker> Where do you get this shit from b1rd? This is great :)
35:52 <b1rd> U are not with jen son. :)
36:00 <b1rd> if you living here you aussie
36:08 <breaker> No one is
36:23 <b1rd> You are despo for her
36:31 <b1rd> A stalker
36:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lol
36:57 * [[[[[pong]]]]] liek this
37:05 <breaker> Infact.. I've never said I was.. it's just people like you who assume things that weren't even happening :)
37:07 <b1rd> Normal guys don't want girls like that.
37:35 <b1rd> Oh you don't need to say anything, you have the mind of a five year old. :)
37:50 <breaker> You're definitely projecting there b1rd sh1t :)
38:06 <b1rd> You're on repeat. Owned. :)
38:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> This good
38:14 <b1rd> My work here is done.
38:19 <breaker> Saves typing it again
38:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U did say u were going out with Jen many times Pollock
38:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> To pong
38:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
38:51 <b1rd> Jens a girl son
39:00 <b1rd> Breaker is obsessed
39:00 <Kelevra> if you're born here or have citizenship you're aussie
39:00 <b1rd> well you could say only aboriginals are aussies
39:00 <Kelevra> but they're not
39:00 <b1rd> but then, isn't that an extreme view
39:00 <b1rd> ?
39:00 <b1rd> we all aussie if you resident or citizen.
39:28 <breaker> I've never said that at all. You just assumed I was.. cause you wanted 'ammo' to attack me.. but you never had anything to attack me with :)
39:40 <b1rd> Jen need security from pests like you breaker, maybe pong could b driver.
40:00 <b1rd> rest are visitors etc
40:00 <Kelevra> eh if you believe that, that's upto you
40:00 <b1rd> dunno what i believe
40:00 <b1rd> i spent lot of time with like asians and shit so
40:00 <b1rd> no idea really
40:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
40:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U did so
40:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U teel many lies
40:33 <breaker> Says the guy who lies :)
40:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who
41:00 <b1rd> cant wait to get  my bike back so i drink less
41:47 <b1rd> Yum mandarins
42:00 <b1rd> its a good reason to get a beer, coz dont have to ride nowhere
42:00 <b1rd> wednesday i reckon
42:00 <b1rd> im like
42:00 <b1rd> 14 minute wait for bus
42:49 <b1rd> :)
43:00 <b1rd> fuck off i wanna be there now
43:00 <b1rd> lol
43:00 <b1rd> an excercise in slowing down
43:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hehehe
45:23 <b1rd> 1a c?
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49:00 <^bozoJim> hello Lumeah
49:09 <breaker> ohhh.. Are you trying to find my address b1rd? post a little to see which I react to?
49:19 <breaker> LOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
49:27 <b1rd> Zero fucks
49:28 <breaker> Try again :)
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49:45 <breaker> You can't outsmart me b1rd sh1t
49:46 <b1rd> Eating bbl son
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50:06 <b1rd> Your iq is below average.
50:17 <breaker> Projection
50:36 <b1rd> No malice there. A simple fact.
51:42 <breaker> I laughed so hard when you cammed up trying to eat chocolate with no teeth
52:01 <b1rd> I laughed when you didn't can.
52:03 <b1rd> Cam
52:06 <Lumeah> Lol
52:14 <b1rd> Ill b on soon
52:41 <b1rd> A coward
52:49 <breaker> Your eyes are these little shirt buttons and this big mouth struggling to chomp on chocolate
52:57 <b1rd> Well known
53:21 <b1rd> Keep the love coming.
53:34 <b1rd> Im feeding off you.
53:39 <breaker> Yeah sorry b1rd.. I don't cam up with guys.. i'm not gay sorry bro.
54:11 <b1rd> Ill cam now
54:24 <b1rd> Since I've finished my mandarins
54:26 <b1rd> Brb
54:26 <lx>  No probs b1rd...
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54:45 <Lumeah> Lol. Ignore. Bliss
55:16 <Cosmic^Girl> I can't hear bird
55:20 <Cosmic^Girl> He's on ignore
55:26 <Cosmic^Girl> It's pretty great
55:27 <^bozoJim> hello Cosmic^Girl
55:40 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey jimmy :)
57:37 <Lumeah> It is great isn't it
57:50 <Cosmic^Girl> Best command ever
57:57 <Lumeah> Definitely
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59:01 <Cosmic^Girl> How's things Lumeah?
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59:36 <Cosmic^Girl> I had partay on ignore for so long. But he's going okay at the moment ;)
21:31 <Lumeah> Yeah going go
21:34 <Lumeah> Good
21:35 <Exo> loooooooool @ ^bozoJim
21:44 * Exo has returned
21:48 <breaker> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Exo
21:56 <Lumeah> True
22:23 <Exo> loooooooooooooooool @ breaker
22:26 <Exo> howdy m8
22:29 <Exo> hi lumeah
22:59 <breaker> 190 and i'll cam up :)
23:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Exo, breaker and I are the same
23:07 <Cosmic^Girl> Did you know?
23:24 <breaker> Yeah.. Cosmic^Girl is the other me
23:37 <breaker> My OTHER nick no one knew about
23:48 <Exo> lol who is cam`ing up
23:55 <breaker> Untill b1rd put his brain in gear and worked it out
24:37 <Exo> haha
25:17 <b1rd> im wanking with breaker on cam
25:23 <b1rd> choosing some porn as we speak
25:29 <^bozoJim> loool @ Exo
25:30 <b1rd> right now live
25:46 <b1rd> https://www.ezcapechat.com/rooms/omg
25:57 <b1rd> to watch me masturbate about to start well not gonna show me dik just me cum face
26:01 <Exo> evening bozogym
26:02 <^bozoJim> well well well well look who has returned from weekend detention to join us
26:06 <b1rd> logistics are going to be difficult
26:09 <b1rd> big laptop
26:14 <^bozoJim> good evening Exo
26:39 <^bozoJim> how was it canned so to speak
26:47 <Exo> are u going on there to have a peep at b1rd's pee pee jim?
26:58 <^bozoJim> rofl no way
27:13 <Lumeah> Seen it.. No thx. Lol :p
27:36 <Cosmic^Girl> Exo
27:45 <Cosmic^Girl> Refrain from using the word pee pee
27:47 <^bozoJim> how did you ever get yourself out of the locked up state you were Exo?
27:48 <Cosmic^Girl> Kthanks
28:11 <Exo> what shall we refer to it as CG? :o
28:29 <Cosmic^Girl> Please don't refer to it
28:35 <Cosmic^Girl> Henceforth
28:52 <Cosmic^Girl> Not that one anyway
29:13 <Exo> is this the place you said you were going for holidays this year jim? https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-ideas/weird-and-wacky/sex-island-trip-offering-unlimited-sex-is-back-in-new-secret-location/news-story/57a68d3cb34aa68e903712cd34e4bbda
29:18 <Bonny> has Cosmic^Girl got a pee pee?
29:31 <Cosmic^Girl> Bonny :o
29:38 <Bonny> b1rd is funny
29:40 <Bonny> lol
29:46 <^bozoJim> certainly not me
29:51 <Bonny> making a fool of himself
30:04 <Exo> evening Bonny
30:09 <Bonny> yo Exo.. :)
30:19 <Exo> that is just standard
30:24 <Bonny> true
30:30 <^bozoJim> hello Bonny
30:35 <Bonny> yo ^bozoJim
30:38 <Cosmic^Girl> Bonbon :D
30:42 <Bonny> lol
30:57 <Bonny> I have a pee pee.. cremated it and threw the ashes into the ocean
31:31 <^bozoJim> It is ok Exo we understand how you try to convince everyone you are the nicest man on Austnet
31:37 <Exo> Lols
31:44 <Bonny> you mean Exo isn't nice?
31:59 <Exo> isn't that common knowledge by now jimmy? :p
32:01 <^bozoJim> and do not want the truth to be out of your criminal past and how you do need to spend sometime stuill in custody
32:21 * Cosmic^Girl adjusts Exo's halo
32:27 <Cosmic^Girl> It slipped a bit
32:31 <Bonny> lol
32:40 <^bozoJim> call that a halo, it is all rusted out
33:02 <Bonny> well it is previously owned by me and I'm old
33:06 <^bozoJim> those holes in it look a lot like bullet holes
33:19 <^bozoJim> plus the wear marks from it beign run over
34:27 <^bozoJim> and look at that emblem on the top, it is the Finks one of the groups Exo was involved with
34:29 <^bozoJim> lol
34:40 <Exo> your alright jim, i don't care what they say bout u m8
34:47 <^bozoJim> lol
34:47 <Bonny> lol
34:52 * Exo sits in the model chatters chair
34:57 <breaker> When b1rd talks on cam ups or even on the phone.. his voice sounds like Kermit the frog
35:28 <Bonny> he is wanking like he said he'd be doing?
35:36 <^bozoJim> when Exo was not around the past few days I thought he had croaked it
35:58 <b1rd> yup
36:11 <b1rd> brb tryin to cum to this
36:12 <lx>  It'll be quiet without you b1rd...
36:14 <b1rd> https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c15f9246398d
36:21 <breaker> He just might be.. he's got the porn going
36:26 <Bonny> lol
37:16 <Bonny> it's the only relationship he has in life these days.. porn
37:25 Join: mib_014rzp ([email protected]) to #sydney
37:58 Nick: mib_014rzp is now known as beehhh
38:09 <Bonny> here's another one
38:10 Quit: beehhh ([email protected]) Changing hosts
38:10 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #sydney
38:29 <^bozoJim> It is ok Exo I won't tell everyone you are number nine on the top ten most wanted by Vicpol
38:36 <Exo> b1rd goin for the personal wanking record tonight
38:44 <Bonny> lol
38:58 <Exo> hello beehhh
39:59 <Exo> you don't intimidate me just because u are an ex-bikie who has been in prison a dozen times jimmy
40:10 <^bozoJim> in your dreams
40:22 <^bozoJim> that is why I got a nice coffe cup with your pic on it
40:26 <^bozoJim> a real mug shot
40:33 <b1rd> wasnt too bad a blew
41:52 <^bozoJim> but Exo you told me in PM last week how the police are not nice to you in arresting you and have atrrested your development
42:21 <breaker> Cosmic^Girl I mean the other me.. What is your access level?
42:38 <breaker> Exo promised me 190
42:47 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't even know what that means
43:25 <breaker> /chanop access #sydney Cosmic^Girl
43:34 <Exo> LAuGHiNG OuT LOUDS
43:39 <Cosmic^Girl> Exoooo
43:44 <breaker> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
43:49 <Cosmic^Girl> Can you answer the nice man's question
43:55 <Exo> !seen e|f
43:58 <StatsOP> e|f ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #sydney 20 days, 21 hours, 54 minutes ago stating (Quit: {}).
44:08 <Cosmic^Girl> Yeah! Where is elfie!!
44:20 <Exo> -ChanOP- 4 Cosmic^Girl 149 Yes No No No
44:29 <breaker> GOOd enoUGh
44:33 <^bozoJim> I have no idea but hope elf has not ended up in Exos dungeon
44:37 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooh so many no's!
44:39 <Exo> haven't seen e|fie and moonie cakes in awhile
44:54 <HellFury> up the maroons
45:05 <HellFury> but first
45:08 <Exo> nah i don't lock up blokes in my dungeon
45:12 <HellFury> kill the headache and make the male his lunch
45:50 <Exo> what's on the menu?
46:16 <HellFury> peanut butter and jam sangers
46:22 <HellFury> this guy is so easy to prep for
46:30 <HellFury> great
46:34 <HellFury> mums car just died on her
46:39 <HellFury> and i have no way to get up to her
47:10 <HellFury> damn chinese idiots sent a manual speed sensor
47:27 <HellFury> so hes had to order another one and hope this time its the right one and im outta a car for another 2 weeks
48:09 <Exo> bugger
48:14 <Exo> sounds like a nightmare on elmes street
48:15 <HellFury> yah not happy
48:33 <HellFury> its not my kid pick up next week but i will still need car on tuesday
48:50 <Exo> what's on tues?
48:55 <b1rd> HellFury, i came to midget interracial porn
49:32 <HellFury> usual shit with max unemployment
49:47 <HellFury> thats 3 political groups i got kicked out
49:49 <HellFury> 2 more to go
49:57 <HellFury> lets find a really annoying trump meme
50:15 <b1rd> omg
50:18 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/FgONMKY
50:18 <b1rd> stupid chinks
50:22 <HellFury> i used that one this morning
50:24 <HellFury> and boom
50:32 <HellFury> i got booted out of this ass kissing one
50:41 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/WKT9Lgb
50:44 <HellFury> this one at 1 :p
50:45 <HellFury> booom
50:48 <HellFury> kicked out
51:07 <Exo> lool
51:22 <Exo> !seen *trump*
51:24 <HellFury> this one took the admin til now to kick me out
51:25 <StatsOP> I found 2 matches to your query (sorted): President_Trump dump-trump-2020. President_Trump ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #chatzone 17 hours, 1 minute ago stating (Quit: {}).
51:31 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/mtZ1EvY
52:08 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/jzI4Jaa
52:12 <HellFury> this one in this big one
52:18 <HellFury> lets see which admin will boot me out
54:43 <Exo> trump the emu taking a bath in the sink lols
57:27 <HellFury> lol
58:06 * HellFury waves goodbye to MAGA *make America Great Again
59:32 <b1rd> whats with the activism lol
59:44 <b1rd> or u just stirring em up HellFury
59:50 <HellFury> just stirring
59:54 <HellFury> told ya im bored
59:55 <b1rd> cool
59:58 <HellFury> and i hate trump
00:06 <b1rd> yeah same if irc doesnt pick up ill have to troll somewhere else
01:35 <HellFury> i trolled this dude tonight
01:43 <HellFury> he goes im 21 and a virgin
01:46 <b1rd> lol
01:49 <HellFury> i looked at his pic
01:51 <HellFury> 50
01:55 <b1rd> lolol
02:00 <HellFury> and deffo not a fucking virgin
02:04 <b1rd> im a virgin no fucks for a year or so
02:07 <Exo> hahaha
02:09 <HellFury> yeah same
02:14 <b1rd> it resets after a year
02:15 <HellFury> i even shave my twat
02:16 <HellFury> jokes
02:18 <b1rd> lol
02:20 <Exo> there are 50 year old virgins
02:27 <HellFury> trust me
02:31 <Exo> not gonna name names
02:31 <HellFury> this guy does not look 21
02:34 <Exo> but it start with a bozo
02:44 <b1rd> probably trying to pick up
02:45 <Exo> haha
02:49 <Exo> do u have a photo
02:53 <b1rd> telling lies like breaker does to get pussy
02:58 <b1rd> deceptive coz hes so dog ugly
03:00 <HellFury> yeah lemle imgur it
03:17 <Exo> breaker gets plenty of pussy i hear
03:22 <b1rd> yeah pays for it
04:40 <Exo> haha
04:42 <Exo> is that wrong
04:52 <b1rd> nup
05:18 <b1rd> he doesn't have any other option, and it's better than him stalking and raping.
05:26 <Cosmic^Girl> Yes I do get plenty of pussy
05:31 <HellFury> oh
05:37 <HellFury> and his name is Luck Rajput
05:42 <Cosmic^Girl> I mean. breaker does
05:44 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/exeXvrC
05:46 <b1rd> lOL
05:48 <b1rd> busted
05:55 <HellFury> lucky hes a old and not a virgin
06:04 <b1rd> breaker would be close to 50 now
08:58 Part: Floss ([email protected]) from #sydney
10:33 Join: Floss ([email protected]) to #sydney
12:42 <b1rd> yay
12:44 <b1rd> floss
12:50 <Floss> Hai
13:00 * HellFury flosses her bum crack with a gbanger
13:00 <Floss> I couldn't be fucked with the laptop anymore
13:02 <b1rd> high
13:09 <b1rd> ok
13:15 <Floss> Omg I want. Caramel slice. Scones with ham and cream
13:20 <Floss> Jam rather
13:26 <Floss> Ham not so much
13:34 <HellFury> im sure ham tastes nice on a sanger
13:35 <HellFury> :p
13:42 <b1rd> i got milo, Floss
13:43 <Floss> What else
13:47 <breaker> /zline b1rd 60d: Abuse and/or harrassment on Austnet is not tolerated
13:48 <b1rd> Mmmmm
13:56 <Floss> Omg like....apple pie
14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Me what?
14:00 <b1rd> yes mate
14:00 <b1rd> give up the act
14:00 <b1rd> if you cant get laid.. pay for it
14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Yes b1rd, because the ops are stupid enough to give a troll ops
14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You'd have them if that was the case
14:00 <b1rd> you spent months on it
14:00 <b1rd> .
14:00 <b1rd> of course you are going to succeed.
14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> On what?
14:01 <HellFury> twat on toast
14:02 <b1rd> ohhhhhh
14:05 <Floss> Oh dear bird
14:14 <Floss> The bird is not the word
14:14 <b1rd> u have me droolingggg
14:28 <Floss> I just want to eat all the things.
14:31 <b1rd> oh he's an idiot Floss, nevermind him, a mere pest. lol
14:36 <b1rd> same
14:52 <b1rd> u got me trained so easily
14:53 <b1rd> with food
15:00 <Floss> All I can eat some mornings is banana on toast
15:00 <HellFury> um
15:00 <HellFury> shes not breaker
15:00 <b1rd> anyway im just putting my two cents out there
15:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about
15:00 <b1rd> tell us about yoursel Cosmic^Girl 
15:00 <b1rd> ?
15:00 <b1rd> who are you
15:00 <b1rd> what do you do
15:00 <b1rd> where are you
15:00 <Cosmic^Girl> All of these things I have talked about freely
15:00 <b1rd> no you haven't
15:00 <Cosmic^Girl> It's not my fault you don't pay attention
15:00 <b1rd> well if you have then no harm in doing so again
15:16 <b1rd> i smash down a few grams of weed and a coffee till the pm
15:29 <Floss> My boobs hurt and my ankles are sore
15:37 <b1rd> u preggas
15:42 <b1rd> congrats
15:43 <Floss> I yelled at some shopping bags
15:47 <Floss> Yes :)
15:51 <b1rd> wasnt me yay
15:55 <b1rd> :)
16:00 <b1rd> i don't pay attention to you because i know you are Royce
16:00 <b1rd> i think its a sick game you are playing mate
16:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Sure. I'm Bree. I'm a teacher. I live in Melbs. I foster dogs. I like hiking and running. I'm 38.
16:03 <Floss> Nope it was my lovely man
16:08 <b1rd> oh good
16:11 <Lumeah> Sounds good breaker
16:25 <Floss> Breaker breaker
16:27 <breaker> The 'weed' b1rd pulls through his small cone is leaf.. he has to ripp 10 cones just to get a hit
16:31 <Floss> That's the big 10 4
16:47 <Floss> Fuck I want pudding
16:52 <breaker> Acting like a hardarse
16:53 <b1rd> breaker smokes bikie crap that wears off after two cones.
17:00 <b1rd> all bullshit
17:00 <b1rd> you're a police informant royce
17:00 <b1rd> ill shoot you in the fucking facel
17:00 <b1rd> cunt
17:00 <b1rd> dog
17:03 <b1rd> settle down breaker last warning.
17:07 <breaker> I don't even smoke.
17:15 <b1rd> yes you do son.
17:27 <breaker> You're done b1rd.. game over!
17:39 <b1rd> you aren't done. i don't care.
17:43 <b1rd> i love this :)
17:55 <Floss> I went to the doc and they still asked if I'm a smoker....like wtf how many preggo bitches smoke
18:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] set mode: +b *!*b1rdg@*.love.my.cousin.once.removed
18:00 <HellFury> i said pipe down
18:25 <breaker> Floss, A lot do :P
18:33 <Floss> That's fucked
18:39 Part: beehhh ([email protected]) from #sydney
19:02 <Floss> They were shocked when my oxygen levels were 100%...I'm like err yeah...can't really take the credit it's not voluntary lol
19:02 Join: dazzo2 ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:02 Quit: dazzo2 ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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19:23 <b1rd> mine 99
19:28 <b1rd> 100 is bs
19:50 <b1rd> unheard of
19:53 <b1rd> 98 99
19:57 <b1rd> is best
23:00 <partay> lol
23:00 <partay> b1rd is like one of HellFury's naughty children 
23:00 <partay> naughty corner... NOW ! 
23:18 <b1rd> floss
23:35 <b1rd> the centrelink ladies are hot as, went there today
23:54 <b1rd> my flanno absorbed their scent so i went home had a wank.
24:00 <partay> Cosmic^Girl are you really 38?
24:00 <Lumeah> Lol
24:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Yes
24:00 <Lumeah> Can be a handfull
24:00 <partay> you are pretty tidy for 38 
24:00 <Lumeah> Im 40
24:03 <b1rd> free.
24:21 <b1rd> yea had like three of these hot bitches around me was nice
24:28 <b1rd> but then i cant think when i around hot women
24:33 <b1rd> so had troubles filling out the form
24:49 <b1rd> but lucky they assisted with the process
25:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Can I put him on ignore?
25:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Have you seen me partay?
25:00 <partay> i was supplied a pic by a reliable source 
25:04 <Lumeah> Shut up
25:26 <b1rd> LOL
25:29 <b1rd> whottt
25:42 <b1rd> you shut up
25:44 <b1rd> midget
25:53 <Floss> Oh good lord
26:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh fabulous
26:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I love that that happens
26:01 <Floss> Get sterilized
26:09 <b1rd> sif id cum in that whale
26:19 <b1rd> i have more self respect
26:52 <b1rd> lolmeah
26:54 <b1rd> yeah but anyway
27:00 <partay> yah well all 200+ irc users have seen my naked pic 
27:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I haven't
27:00 <partay> but then again i have no shame
27:00 <Cosmic^Girl> And no thanks ;)
27:00 <HellFury> i haven't either
27:00 <HellFury> don't wanna
27:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I have only sent my pic to a few people
27:03 <b1rd> after Lumeah rudely interupted my monolouge
27:07 <b1rd> had a good day
27:19 <b1rd> fell asleep with these bitches scent on my shirt
27:22 <b1rd> very calming
27:25 <Lumeah> Hahahaha
27:29 <b1rd> so i slept all afternoon it was nice
27:36 <b1rd> one of em is motherly
27:48 <b1rd> the other is real dominant but shes n ot the boss
27:56 <b1rd> shes hungry to take over i think
28:00 <Cosmic^Girl> So I know who it would have been out of those people
28:00 <partay> im a sensible adult now
28:00 <energizer> hello
28:00 <energizer> what am I in trouble for?
28:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Stop sending my pic to people please
28:02 <b1rd> the top bitch, she's sexiest
28:11 <b1rd> hopefully not a lesso
28:21 <b1rd> but either way i get a good free ride off em
28:33 <b1rd> its not right to go stealing underwear like
28:40 <b1rd> so this is a legal way to get off
28:43 <b1rd> and cheap
29:00 <energizer> I only ever saw the one you linked in main
29:00 <partay> i can testify it was not energizer
29:00 <energizer> happy to receive some more ;)
29:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I didn't put one in main
29:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ever
29:00 <energizer> I'm sure you did. A blurry low res one from a webcam
29:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I have literally sent my pic to like 3 people
29:00 <Lumeah> I haven't see 
29:08 <breaker> Watch b1rd get paranoid
29:12 <Floss> What's happening
29:13 <b1rd> na mate
29:20 <b1rd> im hardened.
29:29 <b1rd> this mind here.. tough.
29:30 <breaker> b1rd, Do you realise every time you cammed up.. I get your IP?
29:38 <b1rd> no you don't
29:50 <breaker> Nothing like packet sniffing the website :)
29:55 <b1rd> yeah ok mate.
30:00 <b1rd> i've lived that life
30:00 <Cosmic^Girl> No, I don't have a webcam
30:00 <energizer> oh. then maybe I don't have one of you?
30:00 <energizer> definitely didn't send it around either way
30:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Is that person in jail partay?
30:00 <partay> he might have it with him in there
30:05 <b1rd> you haven't. but dream on.
30:18 <b1rd> you aren't on their box mate
30:39 <b1rd> that spad cunt runs the servers.
30:48 <b1rd> he doesn't talk to fuckwits like you.
31:00 <partay> he'll need it 
31:00 <Lumeah> You never took pics Cosmic^Girl ! 
31:00 <energizer> don't know how to search my logs for notices or .jpgs from Cosmic^Girl to confirm
31:01 <breaker> You've lived no life other than in a white van being homeless.. a white van you sold cause you had no money left and now you're renting a shoebox room for $250 a week
31:08 <b1rd> you are a corio junky.
31:18 <b1rd> always will be.
31:46 <breaker> Thanks for your IP b1rdy :)
31:52 <b1rd> ok mate no worries
31:55 <b1rd> nice bluff
32:00 <Lumeah> U don't need to
32:00 <Lumeah> Nothing to find 
32:00 <partay> energizer "ctrl f "
32:00 <energizer> yeah lol
32:13 * breaker runs nmap on Linux see what comes up
32:23 <b1rd> script kiddie
32:38 <b1rd> it's 4g son, i'll chuck flight mode on and grab a new ip.
32:43 <b1rd> but i don't need to,
32:47 <b1rd> because you don't have it :)
33:46 * b1rd knows his IP, breaker does not. :)
34:00 <partay> energizer hows the pocket rocket?
34:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I didn't put pics up here. But did I guess right partay?
34:45 <b1rd> time for some music
34:55 <b1rd> only bs on telly
35:00 <partay> Cosmic^Girl you did 
35:00 <energizer> ah-hah! well you did send it to me - it was via DCC Nov 28 22:40:33 * DCC RECV 'Bree.jpg' from Cosmic^Girl complete [80284 cps]
35:00 <Cosmic^Girl> See!
35:13 Part: dazzo2 ([email protected]) from #sydney
36:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I sent it privately
36:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Certainly not in main
36:00 <energizer> you did, my apologies
36:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Sorry for blaming you for the spreading of my picture
36:08 <breaker> Packet sniff the traffic that's only in THAT room.. you and steven.. he's not with optus.. just you b1rdy :)
36:19 <b1rd> kiddddddddddd
36:41 <b1rd> you don't have my ip kid
37:00 <b1rd> you are guilty of lies, as usual breaker :)
37:00 <energizer> I shall forgive you if you send another :D
37:00 <partay> energizer is a sweetheart and a spunkrat. he would never do that 
37:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I shouldn't trust jailbirds clearly
37:00 <energizer> <3 aw partay you give you me too much credit
37:05 <breaker> I'm well known to get hold of IPs
37:10 <b1rd> more lies son
37:34 <b1rd> im soooo jumping offline right now coz im scared.
37:38 <b1rd> :D
37:39 <breaker> You're just dumb enough to cam up when i'm around :)
37:51 <b1rd> you have no ip son.
38:00 <breaker> You wish I didn't :)
38:00 <energizer> not bad I guess
38:05 <b1rd> i know you don't :)
38:15 <b1rd> not that it matters anyway.
38:30 <b1rd> you wouldn't know what to do with an IP just like you wouldn't know what to do with a set of tits.
38:35 <b1rd> skinner faggot.
39:00 <energizer> Chernobyl is a bloody good show
39:00 <energizer> HBO's trap card to save them from oblivion following the end of GoT
39:00 <energizer> hopefully they don't butcher the ending
39:22 <Floss> I don't know things
39:25 <Floss> Fuck it's cold
39:34 <Floss> I think it's cuppa tea time
39:37 <Lumeah> Is ahy
39:47 <Floss> It's snowing in my town :)
39:52 <Lumeah> Yeah
39:54 <Lumeah> ?
39:57 <Lumeah> Oh wow
40:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I liked the GoT ending
40:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] set mode: -b *!*b1rdg@*.love.my.cousin.once.removed
40:00 <partay> yah someone recommended Chernobyl to me
40:00 <energizer> yeah... nah. terrible ending
40:12 <Lumeah> Snowed here about 40 mins away
40:26 <breaker> Come on back over there b1rdy and cam up :)
40:33 <breaker> Don't be shy now kid :)
41:00 <energizer> sorry CG
41:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Great ending
41:00 <energizer> they ended 8 years of build up in a half-assed battle that was over far too easy
41:00 <energizer> so many plot lines just didn't matter at all - like Arya's face swapping ability, the children of the forest, etc
41:45 <b1rd> aww
41:48 <b1rd> poor floss
42:00 <partay> thats cos they wanted to wrap it the fuck up cos they are doing the new star wars 
42:00 <energizer> exactly. major case of the CBFs. this video is awesome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0mncEl4nVU
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How Game of Thrones Should Have Ended (May 22, 2019) Length: 16:33 - Category: Film & Animation - 3,737,575 views - 141,143 likes (92.1%), 12,112 dislikes (7.9%)
42:07 <b1rd> when you cam breaker.
42:14 Part: Thund3r ([email protected]) from #sydney
42:34 <b1rd> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgD_-dRZPgs
42:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Billy Joel - Leningrad (Official Video) (Oct 2, 2009) Length: 4:01 - Category: Music - 3,500,228 views - 12,067 likes (96.7%), 409 dislikes (3.3%)
42:43 <b1rd> oops wrong one
42:56 <b1rd> nevermind i dont care to share
42:57 <breaker> b1rdy scared now
42:58 <b1rd> too hard
43:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I always think about that poor Shame woman. Down in the dungeon. With the Mountain
43:00 <Cosmic^Girl> The Mountain is terrifying
43:00 <partay> ive watched EP1 SE01. and thats it 
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43:12 <b1rd> breaker, a boy such as you isn't capable of leading a man.
43:13 <breaker> Not such a smart mouth now :)
43:13 <Floss> My sdaughter just asked if she should call me mum now
43:29 <b1rd> i am a man, breaker you are a boy.
43:40 <b1rd> i choose what i want to do in my life and when to do it.
44:01 <b1rd> like right now i'm admiring my biceps
44:16 <Lumeah> Wow...
44:22 <Lumeah> What u say?
44:33 <breaker> ohh.. you're changing between your 501 different personalities there b1rdy ?
44:38 <Lumeah> Does she have a mum?
44:43 <b1rd> i use one nickname son
44:46 <b1rd> <-----
44:53 <b1rd> you, well
45:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] is now known as kookaburra
45:00 <energizer> you haven't seen it all then I take it Cosmic^Girl 
45:00 <energizer> that was Cersei
45:00 <Cosmic^Girl> No. The nun who was ringing the bell
45:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Cersei put her in the dungeon
45:02 <b1rd> there are stories of you using many personalities.
45:12 <b1rd> living them out through nicknames and vpn's
45:15 <breaker> I said personalities.. not nicknames.. you retard.
45:21 <b1rd> i don't have time for that. i'm a busy man.
45:31 <b1rd> that's how you live them out breaker.
45:43 <breaker> If you say so little dick
46:00 <Cosmic^Girl> To be the mountains play thing
46:00 <Sutekh> haha
46:00 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
46:02 <b1rd> yours is the same son
46:05 <breaker> b1rd hears these words a lot: Don't want no short dick man
46:18 <b1rd> actually never heard it
46:39 <b1rd> that is Your insecurity speaking..
47:00 <Sutekh> i personally think they fcked it up.. actually the book hasnt even been finished ;p
47:00 <Sutekh> hey Jimbo
47:00 <^bozoJim> when you said mountain I thought Applachian music
47:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I have read the 5 books. I reckon he'll change the last 2 from the show
47:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I hope he does!
47:04 <Floss> So many words
47:12 <b1rd> yup hun i got a laptop
47:18 <Floss> I'm watching hotel hell
47:30 <b1rd> on pay tv?
47:33 <Floss> I dreamed I was in bed with ramsey
47:38 <Floss> I downloaded them
47:42 <b1rd> he's quite hansom
47:48 <b1rd> and how he swears
48:00 <Sutekh> yeah, lazy arse is too slow
48:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I hope he does!
48:00 <energizer> oh that woman
48:20 <Floss> I'm such a loser, even in the dream I was faithful
48:31 <Floss> I was like no. Get out
48:46 <Floss> You aren't tall and bird like
48:52 <b1rd> lol
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49:00 <HellFury> cockaburra
49:10 <b1rd> billy joel - piano man
49:16 <b1rd> such flattery i love it
49:38 <Floss> He made me a cup of tea :)
49:46 <b1rd> aww
49:49 <Floss> I msged him the tea cup emoji
49:55 <b1rd> lollll
49:55 <Floss> He's in the other room lol
49:59 <b1rd> romantic asf
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50:00 <Sutekh> the battle for tyhe city was stupid, they had to overcome a street full of soldiers.. im sure they said there was 20 000 before
50:04 <Floss> Yes bless him
50:09 <b1rd> technology
50:34 <b1rd> good stuff
50:37 <Exo> !ttop10
50:37 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(1944) 2. HellFury(806) 3. breaker(673) 4. Exo(297) 5. ^bozojim(244) 6. Floss(239) 7. Cosmic^Girl(226) 8. chris`(136) 9. shadsam(127) 10. Student(119)
50:42 <b1rd> winning yay
50:56 <Exo> loooool 5. ^bozojim(244)
51:03 * Exo hands ^bozoJim the official certificate of participation for their mediocre efforts in TTOP10
51:08 <Sutekh> poor effort
51:15 <breaker> lolol @ the other me.. you're not tyoing enough
51:21 <b1rd> ok ill see if i can reach 5000
51:29 <b1rd> what are you talking about breaker
51:31 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh me?
51:37 <Exo> evening Sutekh
51:37 <Cosmic^Girl> Sorry other half
51:46 <Sutekh> hey Exo, CG :)
51:48 <b1rd> i will reach 5k words i think
51:53 <Cosmic^Girl> Sutekhhhh:)
51:56 <Lumeah> Your playing into his game
51:57 <b1rd> when does it reset Sutekh
52:00 <Sutekh> go visit the Queen ya bludger
52:04 <Lumeah> Mass ignore.. Works good
52:05 <Exo> ur combined efforts put you 2nd
52:05 <Sutekh> 8pm
52:07 <Exo> breaker 1 and 2
52:11 <b1rd> oh nice
52:16 <b1rd> easy 5 k
52:26 <Floss> B1rd has been working very hard on his word salad
52:28 * Cosmic^Girl high 5's breaker
52:30 <b1rd> Sutekh, im in lust with the centrelink ladies
52:34 <Exo> u got 24 hours starting from now b1rd lols
52:41 <b1rd> i havent worked out yet if they're lesbians i get that vibe a bit
52:48 <b1rd> but im still attracted to em
52:52 <Sutekh> what ya doing at centrelink b1rd?
52:52 <b1rd> lols Exo
52:56 * breaker high 5's Cosmic^Girl
52:56 <b1rd> umm
53:01 <b1rd> like hanging out coz its warm
53:02 <b1rd> in there
53:03 <Exo> b1rd spending too much time wanking on cam or he can easily get 10k words
53:08 <b1rd> and free wifi
53:16 <b1rd> yea true ay
53:25 <Sutekh> ohh
53:26 <b1rd> i wanked on cam to midget porn before, and came too
53:29 <Floss> Maybe he's really just one of those birds that tap
53:37 <b1rd> but now im focussed on my goal of dominating the chat stat bot
53:40 <Floss> Omg b1rd...stahp
53:44 <b1rd> lol sry
54:23 <Sutekh> yeah they are pretty dumb at centrelink pob think ur lookig for a job )
54:44 <b1rd> naaa imjust asking for more $
54:53 <b1rd> hottt like middle eastern lady
54:58 <b1rd> put her hair up all nice
55:11 <b1rd> and her power walk, so powerful i didn't want to look at her walking
55:17 <b1rd> really hot
55:50 <b1rd> ye then i went homes and slept all day so good day
56:00 <Sutekh> RIP Itunes
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56:18 <b1rd> there this annoying gay abo in there he a pest
56:23 <b1rd> like a serial pest apparently
56:33 <Sutekh> so b1rd they got u onto a new activity agreement hey?
56:38 <b1rd> na fuck that
56:48 <b1rd> imjust rorting rent assistance setting up direct debit
56:49 <b1rd> etc
56:57 <b1rd> getting all my entitlements ya kno
56:59 <Sutekh> no more wanking gotta look for 20 jobs a month deal
57:00 <partay> Sutekh new platform about to hit
57:00 <partay> wait for it 
57:11 <b1rd> im too spastic to work, i smell a hot lady and then i cant think. :(
57:20 <b1rd> yea na not gonna happen
57:52 <b1rd> i couldnt fill out the form or remember my name after a sniff of a sexy bitch
57:58 <b1rd> so i dont see how i can work
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58:03 <Floss> I'm working almost full-time I kind of have 3 jobs plus school
58:17 <b1rd> only job i could do is a jiggalo
58:21 <dazzo2> Will blues win
58:21 <Floss> I'm just a bit slow and derpier with being preg
58:28 <b1rd> cant see myself being able to do any other work around women without fucking them
58:33 <dazzo2> Whats pref
58:37 <dazzo2> Preg
58:38 <b1rd> dunno sports are for losers
58:39 <Floss> Pregnant
58:44 <dazzo2> Ok
58:50 <b1rd> good girl floss
59:00 <Sutekh> yeah
59:00 <Sutekh> streaming?
59:00 <partay> they make a fortune from iTunes
59:00 <partay> streaming makes sense
59:03 <b1rd> yea men who like footy like the bum
59:08 <Floss> I'd feel like a piece of shit if I stopped working
59:11 <b1rd> so i stay away from that
59:18 <dazzo2> Why
59:18 <b1rd> its faggotry cloaked as mateship
59:26 <Floss> I dunno, it's just me
59:35 <b1rd> like if i feel like a man, ill be honest with myself
59:37 <dazzo2> Lots of ppl are like that
59:38 <Floss> My self esteem is attached to being productive
59:46 <dazzo2> Interesting
59:52 <dazzo2> Is that real?
00:00 <Sutekh> sometimes its the only place i can get the movies i want to watch
00:00 <partay> yep
00:00 <partay> my new NBN agrees
00:00 <partay> 100/40
00:02 <b1rd> self esteem is a made up concept
00:06 <Floss> Even though doc has told me to stop I still want to work I just lowered my hours
00:09 <b1rd> made up by socialist governments
00:15 <dazzo2> Ok
00:24 <dazzo2> Only reason why i work is for $
00:35 <dazzo2> And job isnt too boring
00:36 <b1rd> i dont believe in it, it was taught to me at high school i rejected the concept because i noticed it MAKES you depressed
00:38 <Floss> I need my own money and to feel like I'm contributing
00:42 <b1rd> the way they teach you
00:46 <dazzo2> Ok
01:00 <Sutekh> haha
01:00 <energizer> how good is it
01:00 <energizer> downloaded 35gb and it was no big deal
01:00 <partay> yah'
01:23 <b1rd> yea the same time they were teaching all this sex ed and health and socialist stuff
01:28 <dazzo2> I could not work if i had money
01:32 <b1rd> kids got depressed, i figured it out
01:34 <dazzo2> Ever again hehe
01:49 <b1rd> yea i only like to work if need to
02:00 <partay> bam
02:00 <energizer> 5gb image for macos? no problem, i'll go make a coffee. aaaand it's done
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02:09 <b1rd> if u got enough, fuck work lol
02:26 <Floss> At the end of the day I like being able to say I didn't feel great but I pushed and I made good money for the family :)
02:46 <b1rd> yea you preggas so
02:52 <b1rd> good to be thinking that way
02:53 <dazzo2> Oh
03:00 <partay> ./dcc send Cosmic^Girl partay_bulging_nude.jpg
03:07 <b1rd> thats normal
03:42 <Floss> I did 10 hours on Monday but I struggled so not doingoig that again
03:58 <Floss> Plus I was taking x-rays so that's a big nono
04:05 <Sutekh> b1rd ur statements both fit together, its capityalism that would throw u to the curb if u dont work
04:06 <b1rd> ok
04:15 <Sutekh> dont fit rather
04:24 <b1rd> Sutekh, ive lived ok thus far
04:32 <dazzo2> I got enough money to not have to work too much
04:37 <Floss> B1rd you don't want to work?
04:40 <dazzo2> But i do if i can for the miney
05:06 <b1rd> na i dont want to work
05:11 <Sutekh> socialism etc pays for teh disabled etc to survive
05:13 <b1rd> i want to make money and ride motorbikes
05:14 <dazzo2> My idea is to move to regional nsw and buy a house
05:17 <Floss> I want us to have a bigger house with a by more room so I guess it depends what your dreams are
05:26 <b1rd> Sutekh, luckily in this country we have a good mix
05:34 <dazzo2> I dont want to live in sydney
05:43 <b1rd> i reject some of their doctrines but i dont disagree with socialism i think its good
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05:50 <b1rd> yes it catches ppl when they fall
06:00 <Lumeah> Lol
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06:04 <Floss> Dazzo2 I've come over from WA, I'm in regional NSW now :)
06:13 <dazzo2> What area?
06:21 <Sutekh> the people that got scomo into power now expect him to execute the unemployed, disabled etc haha
06:22 <Floss> About 2 hours south of syd
06:26 <dazzo2> Ok
06:32 <Floss> It's beautiful :)
06:37 <b1rd> not true Sutekh
06:50 <dazzo2> Yeh i want to move away from strathfield
06:54 <Floss> Our only prob is we bought a 2brm house so we need another Brm now
07:05 <dazzo2> Hm ok
07:12 <Floss> But we will work it out :)
07:22 <dazzo2> Yeah its cool
07:22 <Floss> It'll happen for you too just keep working away at it
07:47 <dazzo2> Im too focused in footy right now sorry
07:55 <Floss> Lol
08:01 <Floss> Playing or watching
08:30 <Sutekh> b1rd, dont worry the libs will get u cleaning dog shit off the street for ur 575 p/f.. haha
08:45 <dazzo2> Watching state of origin
08:54 <b1rd> na they'll look after my security son
09:00 <jigsaw> hi lumeah
09:00 <jigsaw> hey cosi
09:00 <jigsaw> all and sundry
09:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey jig :)
09:00 <jigsaw> praise be
09:08 <b1rd> while under labor you'd abuse me
09:20 <dazzo2> Wa is ok but its bit far
09:27 <Floss> I miss it :(
09:28 <b1rd> labor in state gov. good. libs in fed gov good
09:30 <dazzo2> 4hr flight to east coasr
09:30 <b1rd> best way to have it.
09:48 <dazzo2> Its hard adjusting but in time maybe
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10:09 <Floss> I miss home but I could never leave now
10:15 <b1rd> easy adjust
10:18 <b1rd> thats nothing 4 hours
10:26 <b1rd> one day you over it
10:34 <Floss> I flew fucking murder airways too lol
10:46 <Floss> The first time I came over to see the house
10:46 <b1rd> got a helmet on?
11:01 <dazzo2> Tiger
11:03 <dazzo2> ?
11:05 <Floss> Tiger air is seriously a fkn deckchair taped to the floor
11:13 <b1rd> bring a helmet
11:22 <dazzo2> Yeah i never use tiger
11:24 <b1rd> hit ya head on the roof from turbulence
11:28 <b1rd> if the seat belts arent working
11:30 <dazzo2> Once the pilot didnt show up
11:38 <Floss> The stewardess looked dead inside
11:47 <b1rd> robot
11:52 <b1rd> working for fuck all
11:56 <b1rd> on overseas wages
12:02 <dazzo2> Im against budget airlines racing to the bottom
12:04 <b1rd> i used to talk to the girls on planes
12:05 <Floss> They made us clean up, they brought a bin around
12:09 <b1rd> really nice some of em
12:19 <dazzo2> Bogans should never be allowed to fly...
12:22 <b1rd> fuck flying tiger thats madness though
12:26 <dazzo2> Prices are stupid cheap
12:39 <Floss> Yeah I wasn't stressed cause cheap but damn
12:41 <b1rd> yea so
12:48 <b1rd> whats money if u dead
12:51 <Floss> People on there with garbage bags and thongs
12:52 <dazzo2> Im one that complains the price is too cheap
12:53 <Floss> Unwashed
13:00 <Student> :)
13:00 <Student> just found out the Cosmic^Girl is from the law enforcement.
13:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Am I?
13:03 <Floss> I was washed hair done makeup
13:05 <b1rd> yea i nearly got into a fight last flight
13:09 <Floss> Fucking common decency man
13:13 <b1rd> wasnt in the mood for it on 140 mg methadone
13:18 <dazzo2> Air asia is worse
13:23 <b1rd> same thing
13:25 <dazzo2> No rules haha
13:26 <Floss> B1rd, you need Jesus.
13:27 <b1rd> same company
13:30 <b1rd> fuck god
13:36 <dazzo2> It was like catching a bus
14:00 <jigsaw> nah, shes 13
14:00 <Student> you are the boss, Cosmic^Girl .
14:00 <Student> 13? ha
14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Apparently
14:09 <b1rd> air travel still safer than cars
14:13 <b1rd> much more so
14:18 <b1rd> or even walking up the street
14:23 <b1rd> thats a fact even on the shitty airlines
14:35 <b1rd> i been on small planes lol
14:38 <dazzo2> I like my jetstar
14:44 <b1rd> need like 5 attempts to land coz the cunt cant fly
14:54 <b1rd> nearly fell out of the sky,but good fun
14:59 <Floss> If I go back I'll save up for qantas
15:00 <jigsaw> most common age for undercover cops ;)
15:00 <Student> teenage undercover cops.
15:09 <dazzo2> Virgin was ok
15:09 <b1rd> in south east asia, yeah they cunts had the radar up but still.
15:13 <b1rd> its dodgy
15:17 <dazzo2> I used them perth to syd
15:34 <Floss> Yeah I'd do syd-perth return
15:54 <Floss> It was about 350 with tiger and about 600 with qantas
15:57 <b1rd> never needed to fly within australia
16:00 <jigsaw> undercover cops posing as teens
16:00 <Student> i have heard about teenage mutant ninja turtles.
16:00 <Student> she never said she is a teenager.
16:00 <jigsaw> of course, you never see them cos theyre ninjas
16:02 <b1rd> coz im not a prostitute i guess
16:10 <Floss> Yes
16:14 <b1rd> they often fly
16:16 <b1rd> i dont
16:19 <Floss> Ok
16:21 <b1rd> only overseas
16:27 <dazzo2> Well yeah
16:34 <dazzo2> Get what you pay for
16:49 <b1rd> not always
16:58 <b1rd> i like a bumpy ride
17:00 <Student> ninja turtles, not just ninjas.
17:01 <b1rd> get the adrenaline up
17:15 <b1rd> i been on some of the dodgiest airlines just for a laught
17:23 <b1rd> one pilot he's like turning the plane like he's drunk
17:31 <b1rd> just turning it hard from left to right
17:37 <dazzo2> Anyway i hope to move out of inner sydney
17:38 <b1rd> no reason just bored or pissed
17:43 <dazzo2> I want some peace amd quiet
17:46 <b1rd> it felt good
17:55 <Floss> Have you been to Bundanoon dazzo?
18:05 <Floss> It's beautiful
18:05 <dazzo2> Nope
18:11 <b1rd> yea i been there to root Lumeah
18:15 <b1rd> lovely town
18:20 <b1rd> national park good to walk in
18:50 <b1rd> gets boring but good to visit
18:56 <b1rd> wouldnt wanna live there its too far from the shops mate
19:00 <jigsaw> eyes off, mine, mine!
19:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I love that you two know what you're talking about
19:00 <Student> :)
19:00 <jigsaw> teen turtles make the lound, ninja makes them invisible
19:00 <jigsaw> loud
19:06 <b1rd> and cold brrrrr
19:09 <Floss> Eh don't need shops
19:17 <b1rd> they got them glow worms
19:19 <b1rd> they was good
19:26 <b1rd> yeah junkies dont eat right
19:30 <b1rd> well u lucky then
19:30 <dazzo2> My boss is hardworking and stupid he cause a lot of headaches
19:42 <b1rd> shoot the cunt in the face then
19:46 <b1rd> dogs
20:14 <Floss> Gotta find a job that doesn't cause you any shit
20:24 <b1rd> all jobs are shit
20:26 <b1rd> get used to it.
20:35 <b1rd> harden up, your workmates are not your friends.
20:45 <dazzo2> Yeh i try
21:04 <b1rd> i told my wife this, when she wanted to work, even though we didnt need to
21:13 <b1rd> buit yeah i nthe old days women didnt work that was good
21:22 <b1rd> now its all fuckin reversed
21:26 <b1rd> men getting fat lazy
21:32 <Floss> B1rd you fucking donut that's not what I mean
21:34 <b1rd> women becoming successful
21:40 <b1rd> ok well
21:45 <b1rd> speak ur case
21:48 <Lumeah> Iggy
21:57 <b1rd> lol ^
22:00 <jigsaw> what ya shlopping for partay
22:03 <Floss> You find a job that doesn't make you wanna drive into a tree
22:18 <Lumeah> U would piss anyone off
22:18 <b1rd> there are none
22:20 <Floss> Because the stress will kill you eventually
22:24 <b1rd> fucking oath Lumeah
22:27 <Floss> Well fuck I found 3
22:30 <dazzo2> Yeh true
22:31 <b1rd> proudly too
22:38 <b1rd> stress makes you harder
22:41 <b1rd> if you not a pussy
22:46 <b1rd> it builds muslce
22:50 <Floss> Yeah
22:51 <b1rd> increases bp
22:53 <Floss> Sure
23:00 <partay> the usual... racecar parts
23:01 <Floss> This dudes an idiot.
23:01 <b1rd> helps you move around become active same as other emotions like anger
23:02 <b1rd> passion
23:11 <b1rd> na ur just fucking dumb living the wrong way
23:18 <Floss> Lol yeah
23:27 <b1rd> well, you were blunt.
24:00 <Floss> I think you're a lost cause
24:12 <dazzo2> Bird is yeh
24:20 <dazzo2> But thats him
24:41 <dazzo2> He keeps the number of regulars on this chan down
24:48 <b1rd> wish was stoned to see the glow worms at bundanoon would of been heaps better
24:50 <dazzo2> Business is slow
24:54 <Floss> He's Andy Dick
24:59 <b1rd> rubbish dazzo2
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25:02 <b1rd> 63
25:05 <b1rd> when i leave for a day or two
25:07 <b1rd> they drop to 45
25:10 <b1rd> ask Exo
25:21 <b1rd> im not That narcissicistic, but..
25:25 <b1rd> it is what it is like
26:10 <Lumeah> There is no job for you
26:20 <b1rd> no job for you either Lumeah
26:24 <b1rd> u unfit
26:36 <Lumeah> U can't even be a house boy
26:40 <Lumeah> Bp
26:43 <Lumeah> :p
26:45 <Floss> Your attitude is fucked b1rd
26:47 <b1rd> son, im doing well here
26:53 <b1rd> get a dog up you floss
26:58 <b1rd> u smell like condoms
27:04 <Floss> Yeah, stoned, gov pay, no future
27:07 <b1rd> clean that shit up feral pig
27:10 <Floss> Good fuckin work chamo
27:18 <dazzo2> I need to check me lotto ticket
27:20 <b1rd> im sitting pretty here mate.
27:27 <b1rd> i haven't worked forever.
27:33 <b1rd> im comfortable.
27:35 <Floss> That's pathetic
27:42 <b1rd> you are pathetic you smell like rubber
27:42 <Floss> Fucking mooch
27:49 <b1rd> the ladies in centrelink smell devine
27:51 <dazzo2> At least sometimes im normal
27:55 <b1rd> cant wank to you
27:55 <dazzo2> Bird never is
28:02 <dazzo2> Mentally he is gone
28:04 <b1rd> dazzo2, you aren't normal
28:05 <Floss> They look at you with a mixture of horror and disgust
28:09 <b1rd> you stalk
28:28 <b1rd> you get that from breaker.
29:00 <partay> i like buying myself presents
29:00 <jigsaw> i know the feeling
29:31 <b1rd> bob marley - stir it up
30:59 <b1rd> if i want to smell rubber ill go to a fucking rubber plantation or burnout comp. u dont want bitches smellin like that.
31:00 <Sutekh> Student, who are they after this time?
31:00 <partay> energizer share this with the rocket
31:00 <partay> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/61855451_2949946131744640_1417414507046633472_n.png?_nc_cat=102&_nc_eui2=AeHIx7b4G14hdxGN87TDi2IMcAM3ShDPeHC7GDpOXNi2E8-H9FY7N_aa8VrZ4K6FG6ETCJulPUUhhGEoRl6Sbg6Xc5r4ss6DQ4zuth3i2i5RMQ&_nc_ht=scontent-syd2-1.xx&oh=a381b2be60b5033c98cecd5e3a1c57f0&oe=5D8B1204
31:20 <b1rd> big turn off for normal guys
31:27 <Floss> I smell like heaven, cause I can afford to dear :)
31:37 <b1rd> not what i've observed
32:00 <Student> Sutekh: hey, they are bullying Cosmic^Girl .
32:07 <Floss> Yeah but you're fuckeyed
32:16 <b1rd> no, i'm normal
34:00 <Sutekh> who?
34:00 <Sutekh> show me these infidels
34:33 <Floss> Yeah, wanking over the lingering smell of Centrelink staff
34:51 <Floss> Totally normal
34:51 <b1rd> a six pack a day keeps the doctor away
35:00 <b1rd> trust me
35:03 <b1rd> she wouldn't have minded
35:13 <b1rd> got something goin on there i reckon
35:38 <b1rd> and these high profile public servants have offices for a reason
35:42 <b1rd> lol and my other worker
35:45 <b1rd> she called me right
35:48 <b1rd> all professional voice right
35:51 <b1rd> straight sounding
35:59 <b1rd> then i somehow made her giggle (as i do)
36:00 <Student> b1rd exchanged his views about Cosmic^Girl , and after that quite a few jump in the discussion.
36:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh b1rd thinks I'm breaker
36:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Whoever that is
36:03 <b1rd> and it fell to shit lol
36:14 <b1rd> fuck she's gorgeous too
36:39 <b1rd> petite little thing, shes trying hard to not succumb, and i am also trying to keep everything above board.
37:00 <partay> i thought you were agent
37:00 <Sutekh> b1rd, that feathered feind is on the bong
37:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Someone else thought I was b1rd once. Funnily enough
37:00 <Student> Sutekh: yes. :)
37:00 <b1rd> hi chris
37:00 <b1rd> yup
37:00 <b1rd> rn smoking up bongs
37:00 <b1rd> just had me bird seed
37:45 <b1rd> her office has blinds, i don't think a quicky would hurt
37:53 <b1rd> im not gonna stop her
37:55 <b1rd> anyway
37:59 <Floss> Yeah I'm I'm vomiting enough, can you stop plz
38:00 <Sutekh> b1rd, u getting up to mischief?
38:00 <b1rd> peanut butter with coles bird bread homebrand
38:00 <b1rd> na
38:00 <b1rd> i wish
38:00 <b1rd> im a good boy
38:00 <b1rd> just buying coffes in different locations 
38:00 <b1rd> relaxing
38:00 <b1rd> gonna jump into bed soon
38:07 <b1rd> lol
38:28 <b1rd> its a beautiful love story
38:33 <b1rd> u shud b all like awwww how cute
38:45 <Floss> No
38:50 <b1rd> y not
39:00 <Student> bird seed taking control of b1rd . He is helpless. :)
39:00 <b1rd> lol
39:00 <b1rd> ikr
39:00 <Sutekh> CG is a protected channel memmber, dont make me trim ur wings ;p
39:00 <Student> b1rd: you meant show would be over? ahhhh, :(
39:00 <b1rd> go away Student 
39:00 <b1rd> you are interfering with the social dynamics at play here
39:19 <Floss> Because you give all the signs of being a massive leach and I wouldn't wish that on any poor girl
39:30 <b1rd> they know whats going on
39:33 <b1rd> just fun
39:45 <b1rd> i dont even wanna bring em here
39:48 <b1rd> fuck that shit
40:00 <Student> :)
40:00 <b1rd> :)
40:00 <Sutekh> haha
40:02 <b1rd> this is my crib
40:13 <b1rd> bob marley - three little birds
41:00 <Sutekh> just the pecking order in this hell hole :D
41:00 <b1rd> yeah you gotta suck lotta dick 
41:00 <b1rd> im only here for the pussy
41:00 <Student> pussy do not like those who forget them in the morning.
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41:52 <b1rd> lol
41:54 * SeRkZ whacks a bag of dicks on Floss' head
42:00 <b1rd> didn't forget had a great perve
42:00 <b1rd> :)
42:00 <b1rd> you sleep in what can you do
42:00 <b1rd> i moved fast once i was awake like lol
42:08 <b1rd> she's used to that
42:24 <b1rd> just another day in the orifice
42:25 <b1rd> LOL
43:00 <b1rd> ah fuck ay
44:00 <b1rd> needa shower cant really be bothered
45:03 <b1rd> cypress hill - get it another way
45:23 <b1rd> get it anyway
45:24 <b1rd> fuckinn
45:26 <b1rd> was close
45:37 <b1rd> good song
46:03 <b1rd> imma do my thing
46:06 <b1rd> let me tell you right now
46:11 <b1rd> cause i dont know any other way
46:14 <b1rd> ...
46:36 <b1rd> dont mind cypress hill
46:45 <b1rd> always on the paper chase
46:54 <b1rd> imma get it anyway regardless wat the haters say
46:58 <b1rd> imma get it anyway
47:00 <chris`> hi
48:00 <Lumeah> Hi chris 
48:19 <b1rd> loss me fkn lighta
48:29 <b1rd> got it
49:20 <b1rd> cypress hill - carry me away
51:18 <b1rd> none of you kids are gangsters imagine the shit they see in south america
51:24 <b1rd> weak dumb kids
51:41 <b1rd> aussie kid
53:00 <chris`> i got some singing show on
53:00 <chris`> u watching tv?
53:02 <b1rd> ignorance to the extreme u kids
53:14 <b1rd> even u 35 year olds still kids
55:46 <b1rd> cypress hill - kush
56:00 <couleurs> LiVeRPooL!!
56:00 <chris`> ok
56:00 <chris`> kidney poodle
56:00 <chris`> puddle
56:00 <chris`> opps
56:00 <chris`> lols
56:00 <chris`> kidney puddle
56:16 <b1rd> k
56:17 <b1rd> u
56:18 <b1rd> s
56:19 <b1rd> h
57:24 <b1rd> gotta do the dishes brb
58:00 <energizer> partay, lol @ short person memes
58:00 <energizer> sent it to her
58:00 <energizer> "fuck you! ...and yes I do"
00:00 <partay> lol
00:00 <partay> happy to help out 
00:18 <b1rd> cypress hill - high times iv
01:00 * b1rd likes the city he would be bored as fuck living in the country
01:05 <b1rd> everything is too slow
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01:27 <b1rd> welcome }Q{
01:33 <b1rd> how are you tonight my son?
03:04 <}Q{> berd, i'm not your son. Why don't you die you Dud?
03:16 <b1rd> because i am Elite.
03:19 <b1rd> my son.
03:30 <b1rd> if you attack me, i become stonger.
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04:25 <b1rd> ohhh man
04:29 <b1rd> so many memories to this album
04:39 <b1rd> when i was hanging around with this dude fuck he used to get mad weed
04:47 <b1rd> SOOOOO FUCKING stoned back then
04:56 <b1rd> cypress hill - spark another owl
05:10 <b1rd> back when i was doing tafe for electronics and computer systems
05:11 <dazzo2> Im doing a pvt cam show soon for any women who just got home from a long day
05:22 <b1rd> no thanks dazzo2
05:23 <dazzo2> Havent jizzed in a long time so load should be huge
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08:15 <b1rd> cypress hill - illusions
12:35 <b1rd> cypress hill - boom biddy bye bye
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17:18 <b1rd> cypress hill - cock the hammer
17:20 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:15 <b1rd> cypress hill - memories
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26:04 <b1rd> Cath^, yay
26:05 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
26:16 <Cath^> hi b1rd
26:21 <b1rd> :)
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34:39 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
34:50 <b1rd> so
35:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Oh ur still here b1rd
35:48 <b1rd> wu tang clan - cream
35:53 <b1rd> dolla dolla bill yall
36:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong make some cream soon
36:05 <b1rd> yes son why wouldnt i be here
36:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Cause pong thought u might got a life or found friends
37:14 <b1rd> 50 cent - many men (wish death)
37:23 <b1rd> nope
37:32 <b1rd> i got a life son
37:44 <b1rd> its none of your business u bald derro
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40:18 <b1rd> 6/6/2019 tomorrow
40:33 <b1rd> like that date it lucky hope
40:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong got nice hairs
40:45 <b1rd> U bald
40:51 <b1rd> Go way
40:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Na nice hairs
40:59 <b1rd> Go way.
41:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> And got nice long pubes
41:14 <b1rd> Fuk off poof
41:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U bummed guys u the poof
41:54 <b1rd> Yup retired from sex now
43:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Love to flick a snot at u in real life
43:47 <b1rd> Im busy
43:51 <b1rd> fk off
44:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nice big juicy one
46:09 <b1rd> GOTO bed old man
46:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong younger sexier then u
46:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U liek 40
46:56 <b1rd> Bed
48:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong in bed now
48:34 <b1rd> Sleep
48:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No
48:51 * [[[[[pong]]]]] refuses
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50:10 <b1rd> Do what u want, you will anyway pong
50:18 <Floss> Oh pong is here?
50:25 <Floss> Pong is famous you know
50:26 <b1rd> Yes
50:46 <b1rd> Yea fame is gay
51:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How u know pong famous
51:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It ausnet legend
51:51 <Floss> Because you tell me dear
51:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No lies
53:08 <Floss> Yes luv
54:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> R u sxc
54:23 <b1rd> u wouldnt want to punch pong out coz he got mind of a five year old
54:31 <b1rd> Id feel bad
56:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong could hurt u b1rd
56:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> But pong not want to
56:43 <b1rd> There's no chance of that
56:54 <b1rd> You aren't capable son
56:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Cause u got autism n asbergers
57:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong could
57:05 <b1rd> U do
57:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No u
57:11 <b1rd> U
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57:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
57:33 <b1rd> Fkn look at u. Spastic cunt. Did ur wife die yet?
57:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No married only 34
58:03 <b1rd> yea she old hag about 70
58:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
58:25 <b1rd> Ur wife. That y u go merlins
58:28 <b1rd> lol
58:34 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat
58:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat Merlin’s
58:51 <b1rd> Brothel
01:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Na no need
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01:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> If u saw pong gf u would come u jocks
01:43 <b1rd> not interested in workin girls
02:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Na got real gf
02:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Most girls run away from u
02:42 <b1rd> Thats my goal
02:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Plus u got strange voice liek parrot
02:50 <b1rd> :)
03:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
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12:00 <Zade> hello ^bozoJim
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14:46 <President_Trump> chippies
15:11 <b1rd> Chips r in teh oven
16:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Rolling a nice snot
16:38 <b1rd> Grow up u fkn turd
17:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wtf
17:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Shut up u fkn parrot voice
17:54 <b1rd> Give it up pong ur a dumb fat dog
18:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong push u over irl
18:36 <b1rd> U cant
18:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Will
18:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U fall over into dog poo
18:53 <b1rd> Na ur a weak faggot
19:08 <b1rd> U fat ugly dog
19:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong just push u over u cry
19:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Keep walking
19:24 <b1rd> Ur a fat ugly dog son
19:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Na pong a sxc bum
19:42 <b1rd> Take a look in the mirror
20:09 <Chance> !!ttop10
20:14 <Chance> !ttop10
20:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Just did cute as
20:16 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(1542) 2. Floss(515) 3. dazzo2(307) 4. [[[[[pong]]]]](181) 5. Chris(111) 6. Lumeah(22) 7. SeRkZ(9) 8. breaker(4) 9. Cosmic^Girl(4) 10. Exo(2)
20:23 <b1rd> excellent
20:53 <b1rd> I still need to try harder if I am to reach my goal of fivthousand words
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21:32 <b1rd> wb fgt
21:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U silly
22:06 <b1rd> fk off
22:14 <President_Trump> pell
22:39 <b1rd> champion at touchin kids
22:53 <b1rd> Got heaps
23:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> PEll is innocent man
23:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He will get off
24:21 <b1rd> He gets off alright
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30:00 <^bozoJim> hello Zade
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40:39 <breaker> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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