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08:00 <jasonhill> Fuck im good
13:00 <}Q{> doo-doo poo head son, your good days are over!
13:00 <jasonhill> :) 
14:00 <jasonhill> Hows daddy still rooting 15 year old girls? 
14:00 <jasonhill> I seen Shane the other week actually. 
14:00 <jasonhill> He still is a peedo yes
21:00 <HellFury> oi no pedo talk
21:00 <HellFury> please
21:00 <jasonhill> Ok
21:00 <jasonhill> Wat u doin hellfury
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24:00 <HellFury> making a collage for twins birthday
25:00 <HellFury> i want to print it out and give to them
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13:00 <breaker> Shrimp = plivent, You wouldn't be zline evading now would you?
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22:00 <HellFury> night
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27:00 <breaker> Taco = plivent, You wouldn't be zline evading again now would you?
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52:00 <jasonhill> Hi q morning mate
53:00 <jasonhill> I need a Shave son
01:00 <`^Q^`> i don't care to know that, you decrepit poo.
02:00 <`^Q^`> Also, I'm not your son, you little worm.
06:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Morning `^Q^` :)
06:00 <`^Q^`> hi, Cosmic^Girl. :)
07:00 <Cosmic^Girl> How's things?
07:00 <`^Q^`> It's your morning and my afternoon/evening, its 3pm here.
07:00 <`^Q^`> Things are well, I'm chilling at home today.
08:00 <`^Q^`> I went out to watch live theatre last night.
08:00 <`^Q^`> I went to see Hatmaker's Wife.
08:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Good?
09:00 <`^Q^`> https://www.samuelfrench.com/p/17385/the-hatmakers-wife
09:00 <`^Q^`> yea it was pretty good.
09:00 <`^Q^`> actors are good with their things too.
10:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Awesome:)
10:00 <`^Q^`> this was the theater
10:00 <`^Q^`> https://goo.gl/maps/TNc3ihRwpWoTVFB28
10:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Where are you Q?
11:00 <`^Q^`> I'm in California.
11:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh nice :)
12:00 <`^Q^`> the other show option was Doctor Faust with Sharespeares Company.
12:00 <`^Q^`> It was a two hour show.
13:00 <`^Q^`> It was good way to pass the time.
13:00 <`^Q^`> I go out nearly everyday.
13:00 <Cosmic^Girl> That's a good thing :)
14:00 <`^Q^`> Yes it is. It can keep you healthy mentally and physically too.
15:00 <`^Q^`> How is the weather there, Cosmic^Girl?
15:00 <`^Q^`> You from Sydney?
15:00 <`^Q^`> I used to live in Sydney.
16:00 <`^Q^`> I lived across the street from Darling Harbor.
16:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm in Melbs :) It's a nice day, a little overcast. Chilly as always:)
17:00 <`^Q^`> You got any plans today?
18:00 <`^Q^`> the weather here is always good
18:00 <`^Q^`> only rain a few days a year, its warm sunny blue sky every other day.
20:00 <`^Q^`> i went on water taxi ride a few days ago here
20:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I think I'd get sick of that
21:00 <`^Q^`> $1 per ride then I caught free bus ride back to the car.
21:00 <`^Q^`> https://goo.gl/maps/m6fsDgtXTXTvetrh6
21:00 <`^Q^`> Yea good weather all the time isn't good for everyone.
22:00 <`^Q^`> they get depressed from too much good weather.
22:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Depressed from good weather?
23:00 <Cosmic^Girl> That doesn't sound right
25:00 <`^Q^`> Maroonda Dam was a fun place to spend a day
25:00 <`^Q^`> https://goo.gl/maps/cMZg7t3MGr8BnFXw7
27:00 <`^Q^`> I went out to eat at restaurant a few days ago, they got Medievil Times restaurant show place next to it.
28:00 <`^Q^`> it looks interesting.
28:00 <`^Q^`> https://goo.gl/maps/U2vFNFpi2dx92fue9
30:00 <`^Q^`> https://goo.gl/maps/bSZzPmxojsnt2ZAU7
03:00 <Exo> good morning chumps
03:00 <Lumeah> Morning exo
04:00 <Exo> morning Lumeah :)
08:00 <Discord> <faux> Hi
08:00 <Discord> <faux> Im confused
08:00 <Exo> lol good morning fauxy <3
08:00 <Exo> morning HellFury
08:00 <Discord> <faux> Hi gorgy
08:00 <HellFury> moaning
08:00 <HellFury> ooer Discords back
09:00 <Exo> yup
09:00 <HellFury> yay
09:00 <Exo> hop on Helly
09:00 <Exo> :D
09:00 <HellFury> i should
09:00 <MikeRotunda> :D
09:00 <Exo> lost all the emojis unfortunately 
09:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Exooo :)
09:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Helllly :)
09:00 <Exo> morning sexy Cosmik ;-)
10:00 <MikeRotunda> :D
10:00 <HellFury> about to get a storm
10:00 <HellFury> and i still need to clean 2 parts before i go get the kids pressie
11:00 <Exo> do u know what your gettin
11:00 <MikeRotunda> :D
11:00 <HellFury> !mikerotunda, what is it you want
11:00 <HellFury> spit it the fuck out
12:00 <HellFury> 4 lego 2 matchbox cars and 2 cards
12:00 <HellFury> and do it fast i had fuckin no sleep
13:00 <MikeRotunda> :D
21:00 <Discord> <faux> Where the dickpics at
22:00 <Discord> <faux> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589236523099095061/589595690582409232/FB_IMG_1560456072141.jpg
23:00 <Discord> <Exo> 🤢
31:00 <MikeRotunda> heya jezza
37:00 <faux> wait whaaaat
37:00 <faux> its linked
37:00 <faux> kewl
37:00 <Exo> lol its bridged newbie ;p
38:00 <Discord> <Exo> 🍔
38:00 <Cosmic^Girl> fauxxxyyy:)
38:00 <faux> idk what that means
39:00 <faux> also shut up pokemon thief
39:00 <faux> hiiii cuteness
39:00 <Exo> >:D
39:00 <faux> what up
39:00 <Exo> means it is relayed between both apps
39:00 <faux> linked
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Not much! I could murder someone for a coffee though!
39:00 <faux> ame thingggggggg
39:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Whatchu doing?
39:00 <faux> nom
39:00 <faux> still in bed
39:00 <faux> deciding on breakie
40:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Want pancakes?
40:00 <faux> i want a dirty sausage roll
40:00 <faux> omg yes
40:00 <faux> or pancakes
40:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I just made pancakes!
40:00 <faux> maybe i should make protein pancakessssssssssss
40:00 <faux> hngggg
40:00 <faux> gimmme
40:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Lemon, sugar and icecream? Maple syrup and icecream?
41:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You know, I had never heard of lemon sugar pancakes until I moved to Melbs!
42:00 <faux> i had a lemon sugar crepe
00:00 <Discord> <Exo> :creeper:
00:00 <Exo> morning froz
01:00 <froz> Good Morning. 
02:00 <Lumeah> Fvkin tv
25:00 <jasonhill> Cleaned up the place. 
25:00 <jasonhill> Dusted everything
26:00 <Lumeah> What son
26:00 <HellFury> back later
28:00 <jasonhill> K
30:00 <Discord> <Exo> Mornin b1rd
31:00 <jasonhill> Hi
35:00 <jasonhill> I
38:31 Topic Is: Welcome to #Sydney :) | Austnet Discord @ https://discord.gg/dSg8cy
38:31 Set By: (Exo) on: Sun Jun 16 09:06:04 2019
38:31 <Exo> lol its bridged newbie ;p
38:31 <Discord> <Exo> 🍔
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38:31 <Cosmic^Girl> fauxxxyyy:)
38:31 <faux> idk what that means
38:31 <faux> also shut up pokemon thief
38:31 <faux> hiiii cuteness
38:31 <Exo> >:D
38:31 <faux> what up
38:31 <Exo> means it is relayed between both apps
38:31 <faux> linked
38:31 <faux> lol
38:31 <Cosmic^Girl> Not much! I could murder someone for a coffee though!
38:31 <faux> ame thingggggggg
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38:32 <Cosmic^Girl> Whatchu doing?
38:32 <faux> nom
38:32 <faux> still in bed
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38:32 <faux> deciding on breakie
38:32 <Cosmic^Girl> Want pancakes?
38:32 <faux> i want a dirty sausage roll
38:32 <faux> omg yes
38:32 <faux> or pancakes
38:32 <Cosmic^Girl> I just made pancakes!
38:32 <faux> maybe i should make protein pancakessssssssssss
38:32 <faux> hngggg
38:32 <faux> gimmme
38:32 <Cosmic^Girl> Lemon, sugar and icecream? Maple syrup and icecream?
38:32 <Cosmic^Girl> You know, I had never heard of lemon sugar pancakes until I moved to Melbs!
38:32 <faux> i had a lemon sugar crepe
54:00 <jigsaw> yodee
57:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Jigggy:)
30:00 <MikeRotunda> KFC
30:00 <MikeRotunda> Lumeah
30:00 <MikeRotunda> the kfc shitz
31:00 <Lumeah> U aren't in my life, why do u want to keep contacting me? 
32:00 <Lumeah> This kfc shit is enough for u? 
32:00 <Lumeah> ...
32:00 <Lumeah> K... 
33:00 <Lumeah> Because u could have a normal convo.. But u dish out kfc shit all the time..? 
33:00 <Lumeah> Silly 
33:00 <Lumeah> Grow up 
50:00 <MikeRotunda> the kfc shitz
56:00 <MikeRotunda> the kfc
28:00 <Discord> <Exo> 🤔
43:00 <jigsaw> ooh hellfury away, the mice can play
44:00 <jigsaw> hi kitty ;)
49:00 <Exo> hellow jigalow
51:00 <jigsaw> hilo exxon
51:00 <Exo> lazy sundays in full force
51:00 <faux> yup
51:00 <jigsaw> hi fux xx
51:00 <faux> ibeen in bed for like 3 hours rn
51:00 <faux> hi jiggy xx
52:00 <jigsaw> you know them daft fb games
52:00 <jigsaw> with ads
52:00 <jigsaw> just saw the worst ad ever! 
52:00 <jigsaw> magnetic bracelet with diff magnets
53:00 <jigsaw> most of which were made up names
53:00 <jigsaw> claiming to help or prevent every chronic illness known inc old age
53:00 <jigsaw> laughable
54:00 <jigsaw> and sleep, guy sleeping on bed with big smile
56:00 <Exo> was it the thanos glove
57:00 <jigsaw> nah, titanium bracelet
58:00 <jigsaw> far infra red magnet
58:00 <jigsaw> ion magnet
58:00 <jigsaw> etc
58:00 <jigsaw> all bs
58:00 <jigsaw> and the usual ironman athletes as the after effect
06:00 <jigsaw> 49 5 star reviews out of 49 :)
08:00 <jigsaw> get rich quick - prey on the stupid
13:00 <e|f> yar mateys
23:00 <e|f> wb HF 4:)
23:00 <e|f> wb faux 4:)
25:00 <HellFury> ta
27:00 <jasonhill> Hey elf
27:00 <e|f> sup 4:)
28:00 <jasonhill> Juss woke up slept
28:00 <jasonhill> U
28:00 <e|f> doing some things
29:00 <jasonhill> Exciting 
29:00 <jasonhill> Things
29:00 <e|f> 4:D
30:00 <jasonhill> Food
30:00 <e|f> listening to some Dire Straits
30:00 <jasonhill> Cools
32:00 <e|f> that ain't working...
33:00 <e|f> that's the way you do it...
33:00 <e|f> you play the guitar on the MTV...
33:00 <e|f> ... money for nothing and your chicks for free...
33:00 <jasonhill> Lol
33:00 <jasonhill> cool
35:00 <e|f> marketing psychology at its finest
41:00 <HellFury> http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR503.loop.shtml
41:00 <HellFury> explains why its muggy
41:00 <HellFury> it stormed at 9 am
41:00 <HellFury> then at 11;45 am
41:00 <HellFury> and more coming
42:00 <e|f> God sneezed
42:00 <jasonhill> Yay song got me outta bed
42:00 <HellFury> sister in law got out a lovely llama pinata
42:00 <HellFury> my two older nephews broke it
43:00 <HellFury> but it was partially broken
43:00 <jasonhill> The hashish on my scissors is making it hard to chop
43:00 <HellFury> one of the birthday boys decapitated it
43:00 <HellFury> *shakes head*
43:00 <HellFury> meanwhile s-i-l is almost ready to bitch slap the older boy 24 who broke it
44:00 <e|f> use a pipe and nail scissors
44:00 <jasonhill> Ye gonna smoke a big lump of hash now
45:00 <e|f> ok
45:00 <jasonhill> Lol
45:00 <e|f> but it's not 4:20 yet
46:00 <jasonhill> Ye i play by my ow rules :p
46:00 <e|f> true
46:00 <jasonhill> Song me lol
47:00 <e|f> there's a party in my mouth and all the chocolate is invited
48:00 <jasonhill> Haha is that a song
48:00 <e|f> no but, you know... munchies...
49:00 <jasonhill> Yum
49:00 <jasonhill> gt nto it
50:00 <e|f> spose one of those little coffee grinders would do the job well
50:00 <e|f> maybe too well
50:00 <jasonhill> Yea i still gtn servo coffer
51:00 <e|f> nescafe bby
51:00 <jasonhill> Ill gt some
51:00 <e|f> though some artisan coffees are always nice
52:00 <jasonhill> But then ill need a reason to go for a walk in the morning 
52:00 <jasonhill> They r
52:00 <jasonhill> Nice strong one
53:00 <jasonhill> Im throwing coconut water down rn
53:00 <e|f> problems of the western world - i need my mother fuckin' morning coffee!
53:00 <jasonhill> Lol yeap
55:00 <jasonhill> I always kinda fall into split shifts if I'm housed
55:00 <jasonhill> Good few hours in the arvo
56:00 <e|f> mhm
57:00 <e|f> if ya spent 6 bucks a day, every day on a coffee...
58:00 <e|f> 2190 bucks a year
58:00 <jasonhill> Six really? 
58:00 <jasonhill> Tru 
58:00 <jasonhill> But. 
58:00 <jasonhill> Thats fk all money over a year
58:00 <e|f> yea
59:00 <jasonhill> For the temporary happiness it brings me. 4 bucks a day is money well spent if they r good beans and enough shots in it
59:00 <e|f> guy i know, i worked out he spends about 8k on tobacco
00:00 <jasonhill> To make good coffee at home itd cost nearly the same to maintain a machine etc etc
00:00 <e|f> smokes a whole 25g pouch a day
00:00 <jasonhill> Econims
00:00 <jasonhill> Economics of scale u see hun
00:00 <e|f> yup
00:00 <jasonhill> Wow
00:00 <jasonhill> How his lungs
00:00 <e|f> yeah 4:)
00:00 <jasonhill> Too much
01:00 <e|f> he's gonna get hurt for sure... but i hope not
01:00 <jasonhill> Takes me six days to go thru that in the bong
01:00 <jasonhill> N i smoke lotta choof
01:00 <jasonhill> Yeah
01:00 <jasonhill> Lol
02:00 <jasonhill> Not much else u can do without gtn dragged down
02:00 <jasonhill> :/
02:00 <e|f> i gave him my vape that i used to use
02:00 <e|f> so nicotine fluid is an option
02:00 <jasonhill> Nice of u
03:00 <e|f> ^_^
03:00 <jasonhill> Forty a day
03:00 <jasonhill> Just buy a fkn half Oz a week
03:00 <e|f> you can import nicotine fluid legally to australia from places like new zealand
04:00 <jasonhill> Weed > bakki
04:00 <jasonhill> Kool
04:00 <e|f> algebra now
04:00 <e|f> weed is greater than tobacco
04:00 <jasonhill> Lol
04:00 <e|f> hmm
04:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
04:00 <jasonhill> U luvya maths ay
05:00 <e|f> just years of computer programmin stuck in my mind
05:00 <jasonhill> Gts that way
05:00 <jasonhill> Wat I feel like eating 
06:00 <jasonhill> Gotta think early coz gets cold dark
07:00 <e|f> bbiab
07:00 <jasonhill> K
17:00 <jasonhill> Dire straights brothers in arms
17:00 <jasonhill> Ride across the river
18:00 <jasonhill> Chilled as ^
19:00 <jasonhill> That guitar
23:00 <jasonhill> I can feel u thinking :) 
23:00 <jasonhill> Dnt put sht on me
29:00 <e|f> back
43:00 <HellFury> mmm
43:00 <HellFury> fast and furious storm
43:00 <HellFury> it even hailed
48:00 <e|f> i'm out for a bit
48:00 <e|f> take care all 4:)
55:00 <Chance> wake the fuck up Yall.
55:00 <jasonhill> Home
55:00 <jasonhill> Nice
56:00 <Chance> Theres a Question For All to Answer Whats the reason, you guys come on here?
56:00 <jasonhill> none of your business 
56:00 <HellFury> how about you answer it
56:00 <jasonhill> Yeah
57:00 <HellFury> most of us are here just doing other shit thats not irc relate
57:00 <HellFury> d
57:00 <Chance> well I asked, the room lol
57:00 <jasonhill> too bad fgt
57:00 <Chance> whats a fgt?
57:00 <jasonhill> Answer ur questions smart cunt
58:00 <Chance> I dont come on here all the time just alittle bit in the morning and at night time
58:00 <Chance> thats my answer now , whats yours?
58:00 <jasonhill> Ur in denial
58:00 <jasonhill> Why was the question 
58:00 <jasonhill> Not when. 
59:00 <jasonhill> U that fkn dense? 
59:00 <Chance> Whats a fgt?
00:00 <jasonhill> Got my bread from the shop but this angry prostitute smashed up every loaf I like so bought one anyway. 
00:00 <jasonhill> Few pears
00:00 <jasonhill> Shit paper shit like that
00:00 <Chance> !ttop10
00:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. jasonhill(569) 2. e|f(417) 3. ^Q^(243) 4. HellFury(184) 5. jigsaw(113) 6. Cosmic^Girl(100) 7. faux(94) 8. Exo(86) 9. breaker(71) 10. Lumeah(67)
00:00 <jasonhill> Number one
01:00 <jasonhill> Fuck im narcissistic 
01:00 <Chance> Number One at What sucking dick ;)
01:00 <jasonhill> Ask ur dad if u need to suck dick
01:00 <Chance> ohh right sorry in top 10
02:00 <jasonhill> At everything 
02:00 <Chance> well the thing rests at night time
02:00 <jasonhill> Excuses son
02:00 <Chance> you see ive gotta life.
03:00 <Chance> In a second ill be logging offline.
03:00 <jasonhill> No u do not
03:00 <HellFury> yeah to go wank
03:00 <jasonhill> Hes goin to work
03:00 <Chance> HellFury thats your job
03:00 <jasonhill> Massages. Tough times
03:00 <HellFury> no thanks
03:00 <HellFury> i don't wank idiots
03:00 <Chance> lol
04:00 <jasonhill> Chance gives a massage with a happy ending for two dorra extra
04:00 <jasonhill> Plus plus ;) 
04:00 <Chance> btw, im going out doing something eles then here ;)
04:00 <jasonhill> Sure sure
04:00 <jasonhill> Ur goin for a sleep mate
04:00 <jasonhill> Ur backs fucked
04:00 <Chance> Nah Mate...
05:00 <HellFury> so is mine but im still sitting up
05:00 <jasonhill> Yes mate
05:00 <Chance> well  HellFury hugs im outta here...
05:00 <jasonhill> Bye ya
07:00 <jasonhill> Hi ya sutekh 
07:00 <jasonhill> behaving this weekend? 
07:00 <Sutekh> Ya
08:00 <jasonhill> good boy
08:00 <Sutekh> cut some grass
08:00 <jasonhill> u go boy
08:00 <jasonhill> Get them chores done
08:00 <Sutekh> on my rideon, did some burnouts
08:00 <jasonhill> No idea 
08:00 <jasonhill> Oh ride on. 
08:00 <jasonhill> Yeah that sounds like fun not
09:00 <jasonhill> would suck to own property
10:00 <Sutekh> cant get booted out
10:00 <jasonhill> Either can i
11:00 <Sutekh> u might if u piss on their lawn
11:00 <jasonhill> No i wont
11:00 <jasonhill> Do what i want here
15:00 <Sutekh> i can have nude parties, loud music, animal sacrifices.. whatever ;p
15:00 <jasonhill> well if ur into that stuff you'd best stay in the country we don't want u
18:00 <Sutekh> haha
18:00 <jasonhill> haha? 
18:00 <Sutekh> where do u think ur kfc comes from
19:00 <jasonhill> I don't give a fuck about animals
19:00 <jasonhill> Plus I don't eat kfc
20:00 <Sutekh> maybe throw u into the pig pen at feeding time
20:00 <jasonhill> We have the means to deal with extremist views in this country sutekh 
20:00 <jasonhill> A bullet. 
20:00 <Sutekh> in ya jocks
20:00 <jasonhill> Keep ur filth up in nsw
21:00 <jasonhill> We will shoot em on the border
21:00 <jasonhill> Yea in my pants is a fkn artillery shell
21:00 <Sutekh> i dont take orders from druggies :)
22:00 <jasonhill> You serve the public son
22:00 <jasonhill> You'll do as you are instructed. 
22:00 <Sutekh> lol
23:00 <Sutekh> i look after dysfuctional retards... ur prob one of my clients ;p
23:00 <jasonhill> got that back to school Sunday feeling yet sutekh at the thought of having to return to work tomorrow? :p
24:00 <jasonhill> Thats what you tell urself. You know who is really running the show. Lol. Us 'retards'. 
25:00 <jasonhill> U guys are like parasites. 
25:00 <jasonhill> But 
25:00 <Sutekh> well, ill admit, without the spastics id be unemployed, so all good
25:00 <jasonhill> It's a symbiotic relationship it benefits the host so. 
25:00 <jasonhill> Ill allow u to feed off me
25:00 <jasonhill> Indeed we don't need u. Remember that. 
26:00 <jasonhill> we are kind hearted enough to let u keep ur jobs ;) 
27:00 <Sutekh> b1rd, u are a good man
28:00 <jasonhill> good men have their limits. So let's not push them. 
30:00 <Sutekh> ill push whaatever i  like
30:00 <jasonhill> with consequences 
31:00 <jasonhill> which will not serve your interests. I can assure you. 
31:00 <Lumeah> Lol 
31:00 <jasonhill> I win. 
31:00 <jasonhill> gg
32:00 <Sutekh> now thats sorted, time for a snack :)
32:00 <jasonhill> :) 
43:00 <Discord> <Exo> The chips are in the oven
43:00 <jasonhill> Discord is dumb exo
45:00 <Sutekh> chippiessssssssss
45:00 <jasonhill> Yum
46:00 <jasonhill> bon apa tits chrissy
48:00 <Sutekh> Jimbo
48:00 <^bozoJim> hi Sutekh
48:00 <Discord> <Exo> Mmm raspherry pi
49:00 <Discord> <Exo> Evening sutekh bozogym
49:00 <^bozoJim> hello Exo
51:00 <jasonhill> Yum hommus
52:00 <Sutekh> Exo :D
52:00 <jasonhill> Hey exo
52:00 <^bozoJim> well well well well look who is on
53:00 <^bozoJim> got yourself arrested again exo so you have to come on a different way?
53:00 <^bozoJim> or, are you still in weekend detention
54:00 <jasonhill> Hows the bitch n stitch sessions going gym
55:00 <Discord> <Exo> Loool lies
55:00 <Discord> <Exo> Hows ur weekend jimmy
55:00 <^bozoJim> it was sort of ok
55:00 <^bozoJim> recovering from the tumble I took thursday
55:00 <jasonhill> As the supreme alpha male I must eat first brb
56:00 <jasonhill> :D
56:00 <^bozoJim> It is ok Exo I do not care that they say you do weekend detention for all of your drunken nights you got yourself poicked up
00:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Exoooo :) Sutekhhhh:) Jimmmy :)
01:00 <^bozoJim> hello Cosmic^Girl
04:00 <Sutekh> CG :D
07:00 <jasonhill> Hiya cg :) 
07:00 <jasonhill> Yay eating first
12:00 <jasonhill> Muse - undisclosed desires
22:00 <jasonhill> Burp
25:00 <jasonhill> So full
44:00 <steven_> quick sesh
47:00 <jasonhill> Go for it
27:00 <Exo> coffee lols
27:00 <jasonhill> Redbull lols
27:00 <Chance> Exo did you follow my advice?
27:00 <HellFury> since when does Exo follow your advice
27:00 <Exo> not yet, haven't had the opportunity
27:00 <jasonhill> Nobody is going to discord exo
28:00 <Chance> or did you get slaped?
28:00 <jasonhill> Chance, go away. 
28:00 <Exo> i think jasonhill wants some of your advice on picking up women lol
28:00 <Chance> lol
28:00 <Chance> must do
28:00 <jasonhill> no. On dumping them. In the river. 
28:00 <Chance> he must of got bitch slapped.
29:00 <Chance> Exo
29:00 <jasonhill> Don't want women. 
29:00 <Exo> river is not the way to go
29:00 <rainmaker> Tiger bone it up
30:00 <jasonhill> Wb sutekh 
30:00 <Exo> tiger bone alcohol for the john farnham farewell tour
30:00 <jasonhill> good. Bye. 
30:00 <jasonhill> :(
31:00 <jasonhill> Oops
31:00 <jasonhill> :) 
31:00 <jasonhill> Hate that
31:00 <rainmaker> Damn Vivian so fine 
32:00 <Exo> so the legendary rumours are true
32:00 <^bozoJim> wow look who got out ealy
32:00 <^bozoJim> good evening Exo
32:00 <^bozoJim> how did you get released before 78pm?
33:00 <^bozoJim> 8pm
33:00 <^bozoJim> did you slug the guard
33:00 <Cosmic^Girl> 78pm
33:00 <Exo> no jim i will not go to studio 466 with you
33:00 <jasonhill> what sort of fantasy world does this bozo live in? 
35:00 <^bozoJim> lol
35:00 <jasonhill> autism at its finest ^
36:00 <jasonhill> Congrats bozo
36:00 <^bozoJim> Exo I have spoken to Dr Ian the vet for you and he is willing to give you the Ravid shot
36:00 <jasonhill> fk ur retarded
36:00 <^bozoJim> rabid
36:00 <jasonhill> Wrong again old codge
36:00 <^bozoJim> and promises all your worried will go away as you slowly fall asleep
37:00 <jasonhill> brb ur a tard bozo
37:00 <lx> 1 Not too long now1 jasonhill...
52:00 <breaker> l00pyd0g = plivent
55:00 <steven_> kiddddddddddd
56:00 <jasonhill> Thats u
56:00 <breaker> BoNgz
56:00 <jasonhill> Half boong half jew
56:00 <jasonhill> Wat a mix steven
57:00 <breaker> Whoever the oper was that zlined him.. he's now using the nick chucky
57:00 <jasonhill> The story of the boy who calls wolf comes to mind when thinking about breaker
58:00 <jasonhill> You'll be zlined one day too, breaker. 
58:00 <breaker> Not likely b1rdy.
58:00 <jasonhill> You'll see :) 
59:00 <breaker> I'm looking forward it :)
59:00 <jasonhill> :) 
19:00 <Kriegsmaschine> Discord ey
19:00 <jasonhill> It's shit
19:00 <Kriegsmaschine> lol i know what it is
19:00 <jasonhill> it's slow. 
19:00 <jasonhill> sucks battery
19:00 <Kriegsmaschine> wasn't overly keen on it when i tried it
19:00 <jasonhill> yea well. 
19:00 <jasonhill> ^
19:00 <couleurs> me 2
21:00 <President_Trump> welcome TSR
21:00 <Kriegsmaschine> TCR
21:00 <Kriegsmaschine> keep up with the times fatty
21:00 <President_Trump> u raping there too?
22:00 <jasonhill> What a shithole
30:00 <jasonhill> Cranbourne is strange. It's out of place. 
30:00 <jasonhill> Every suburb around it is half ok except cranbourne
30:00 <jasonhill> Total dump 
31:00 <jasonhill> Youd have to be poor to live so far from the city right? 
37:00 <jigsaw> hey
38:00 <jasonhill> Hey
38:00 <jigsaw> nearly lost windows partition
39:00 <jasonhill> Y
39:00 <dazzo2> Looking for some girls to try my zoloft
39:00 <jigsaw> install ubuntu on diff disk, grub to main disk
39:00 <jasonhill> No Dazzo2 
39:00 <jigsaw> grub always fucks things up
39:00 <jasonhill> it can in the wrong hands
39:00 <jigsaw> catnip works!
40:00 <jasonhill> It's a sharp tool u needa know what you doing
40:00 <jasonhill> zoloft u cant cum on Dazzo2 
40:00 <jasonhill> fuck that
41:00 <jasonhill> I enjoy cumming all over everything. Keep ur pills. 
42:00 <dazzo2> Paxil
43:00 <jasonhill> Keep it. I'm off all pharmas
44:00 <dazzo2> I remember when ppl on irc used to talk a lot about zoloft
44:00 <jasonhill> Useless drugs
44:00 <dazzo2> What happen to all the ppl who used to come on irc
45:00 <jasonhill> they r here. 
46:00 <President_Trump> they all took zoloft and shot up shopping centres
46:00 <jasonhill> A myth
46:00 <jasonhill> u guys read too many conspiracy sites
49:00 <jasonhill> If i change my mind I'll let u know lol
50:00 <Kriegsmaschine> [19:44:16] <dazzo2> I remember when ppl on irc used to talk a lot about zoloft << in a mental ward or 6 ft under
50:00 <jasonhill> Nope. Those ppl are here. 
51:00 <jigsaw> had friends whod used it and said it worked real well
51:00 <jasonhill> yes grub is ok
51:00 <jigsaw> zoloft
51:00 <jasonhill> Just think about what u doing
51:00 <jasonhill> Oh that
51:00 <jasonhill> Na fuk that shit
51:00 <jigsaw> recovered MBR from backup
52:00 <e|f> all better
52:00 <jigsaw> someone say incest?
52:00 <e|f> no, not incest
52:00 <e|f> we do not discuss that
52:00 <jigsaw> missheard lyrics
52:00 <jasonhill> Yea good for u
52:00 <jasonhill> Job done
52:00 <President_Trump> Kriegsmaschine what meds u take?
52:00 <Kriegsmaschine> none lol
53:00 <President_Trump> why u so fat then?
53:00 <Kriegsmaschine> how your weightloss pills going bro
53:00 <President_Trump> is that what u take lol
54:00 <jasonhill> How do u get ur little dick up with all that fat? 
55:00 <e|f> any kind of crime involving children is abhorent 
55:00 <e|f> 4:)
55:00 <jasonhill> I dont think so
55:00 <jasonhill> take for instance child soldiers
55:00 <jasonhill> And scum Street kids
56:00 <jasonhill> Same thing cunts should be shot
56:00 <President_Trump> he couldnt lol
56:00 <jasonhill> sad cunt
57:00 <e|f> where is that cutie faux
57:00 <Kriegsmaschine> lolllllll
57:00 <Kriegsmaschine> 200kg loser and a homeless loser
57:00 <Kriegsmaschine> this is cute
58:00 <jigsaw> hiding from you
58:00 <e|f> 4:o
58:00 <Sutekh> 200 kg haha
58:00 <jasonhill> Trump is homeless
58:00 <jasonhill> Lives up the salvos on bourke st
59:00 <jasonhill> Too fat to find housing no house big enough
59:00 <dazzo2> Ok irc hasnt changed
59:00 <jasonhill> Nope
59:00 <Kriegsmaschine> na matty lives with his parents
59:00 <President_Trump> Kriegsmaschine hes a loser but he still keeps on trying
59:00 <jasonhill> Fat dog trump
59:00 <Kriegsmaschine> jason is a homeless loser that's hostel hopping
00:00 <Kriegsmaschine> had his car  repo'd that he was living in
00:00 <jasonhill> Live in Maidstone son
00:00 <jasonhill> Water pump failed. Sold it got my bike
00:00 <jasonhill> :) next
01:00 <e|f> we have some attractive women here
01:00 <e|f> but i keep those visual images to myself
01:00 <jasonhill> Yea i know
01:00 <Kriegsmaschine> liar
01:00 <Kriegsmaschine> you live in elizabeth st in that hostel
01:00 <Kriegsmaschine> what bike do you have then?
01:00 <jasonhill> Nope
01:00 <jasonhill> Check my fb
02:00 <jasonhill> Attractive ppl everywhere most of its fake
02:00 <breaker> Who has the best comeback? Truth is: Would hell suck to have a rape charge and having 4 years of an IVO against your name :)
02:00 <jasonhill> The truth IS the biggest comeback you child breaker. 
03:00 <e|f> my lexiconigraphy and iconography... i keep to myself
03:00 <jasonhill> u r intelligent elf
03:00 <e|f> aww
03:00 <e|f> thx
03:00 <Kriegsmaschine> lolllllllllll
03:00 <jasonhill> Breaker is nothin but a low maggot
04:00 <jasonhill> I dunno them words something to do with grammar 
04:00 <Kriegsmaschine> the true definition of homeless ;)
04:00 <jasonhill> Ahh might turn the heater on. 
05:00 <energizer> ay
05:00 <jasonhill> Watching abc news on my new Samsung TV :) 
05:00 <Kriegsmaschine> whilst you're trying to prove something here, my comment wasn't aimed at you
05:00 <Kriegsmaschine> lol
06:00 <jasonhill> Yeah it's easy to put makeup on nice clothes
06:00 <e|f> all that glitters is not gold
06:00 <jasonhill> Everything is about me. :) 
07:00 <jasonhill> Indeed
07:00 <CharlieSheen> imagine being so retarded you dream of someone for years
07:00 <CharlieSheen> poor breaker :(
07:00 <jasonhill> Breaker
08:00 <jasonhill> The infatuated faggot from wyndam Vale. Breaker. 
08:00 <CharlieSheen> lolllllllllll
08:00 <CharlieSheen> really? 
08:00 <jasonhill> Yes
08:00 <jasonhill> Let's go bash him
08:00 <CharlieSheen> living with the apex gang
08:00 <jasonhill> His mum lol
09:00 <CharlieSheen> she lives in wa doesn't she?
09:00 <jasonhill> Na
09:00 <CharlieSheen> with chucky
09:00 <jasonhill> Nup
09:00 <jasonhill> All lies of a coward
09:00 <jasonhill> Good old Wyndham vale
09:00 <CharlieSheen> lolllllllll
10:00 <jasonhill> Cops wil come if i go there
10:00 <CharlieSheen> what a shit area
10:00 <jasonhill> Lol
10:00 <jasonhill> Fkn oath it is
10:00 <CharlieSheen> too many sudanese
10:00 <jasonhill> East heaps better
10:00 <jasonhill> Indeed
10:00 <jasonhill> Inner West is good outer west a dump
11:00 <CharlieSheen> outer west has been shit for a long time
11:00 <CharlieSheen> low rent = degenerates
11:00 <jasonhill> Tru
11:00 <jasonhill> plivs up the road in werribee with mummy
11:00 <CharlieSheen> lollllll
12:00 <CharlieSheen> good ol' jezza
12:00 <jasonhill> She chukd him out coz he hangs around with a chik she doesn't like
12:00 <jasonhill> Lol
12:00 <CharlieSheen> probably a houso
12:00 <jasonhill> Maybe mummy wants plivs dik to herself looool
12:00 <jasonhill> Yes
12:00 <jasonhill> These ppl never change
13:00 <jasonhill> never learn never grow
13:00 <CharlieSheen> pretty much
13:00 <CharlieSheen> ross
13:00 <CharlieSheen> how good is life under the libs mate?
14:00 <e|f> so i've drunk my wine... waiting for it to take effect
14:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Hiii Screeech
14:00 <jasonhill> Im loving it so far
14:00 <CharlieSheen> me too
14:00 <President_Trump> TSR under the libs or the alp - you will still be poor
14:00 <jasonhill> go libs
14:00 <CharlieSheen> in for a huge tax return soon
15:00 <e|f> scientific experiment
15:00 <jasonhill> Y do u think wine makes u psychic? 
15:00 <CharlieSheen> thanks to scomo
15:00 <jasonhill> True that he's pretty fucked
15:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1U poor
15:00 <jasonhill> Cs will never accumulate wealth
15:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Get 1000
15:00 <President_Trump> tsr what are u getting u wouldnt get under labor?
15:00 <CharlieSheen> na not on dsp bro
15:00 <jasonhill> He uses too much shard. 
15:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Raichu low income earner
16:00 <e|f> it helps
16:00 <jasonhill> It probably is just a feel good response in ur brain
16:00 <e|f> genetics and environment
16:00 <e|f> but environment is utility
16:00 <jasonhill> Povo
16:00 <CharlieSheen> lollll
16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Tax cut for low income earner
16:00 <CharlieSheen> given none of you work that's pretty amusing
16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Pong work
16:00 <jasonhill> Im doing better than u mate
16:00 <CharlieSheen> sucking cock for rock isn't a job bro
16:00 <jasonhill> thats ur game 
17:00 <jasonhill> U cant connect with ppl online really
17:00 <e|f> no
17:00 <jasonhill> Passes the time
17:00 <e|f> yea 4:)
17:00 <CharlieSheen> you live in a hostel, you're as bad as polly
17:00 <President_Trump> <CharlieSheen> in for a huge tax return soon <-- LOL $200 huge LOL
17:00 <CharlieSheen> lolol
17:00 <CharlieSheen> nuh a little more than that
17:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Trump have u read his reviews on Airtasker?
18:00 <breaker> :)
18:00 <jasonhill> then sleep ahhh
18:00 <jasonhill> No more worries
18:00 <e|f> irc is a pseudo-psychological experience
18:00 <jasonhill> english
18:00 <CharlieSheen> you must salivate over me too rossy
18:00 <CharlieSheen> ;)
18:00 <Discord> <Sutekh> wtf
18:00 <President_Trump> As Australians digest Treasurer Scott Morrison's 2018 budget, his proposed tax cut that works out to around $10 per week for low income workers 
18:00 <President_Trump> LOL
18:00 <President_Trump> excited over $10 a week
18:00 <President_Trump> LOL @ CharlieSheen
18:00 <CharlieSheen> LOL $10 a week
19:00 <e|f> but if you connect with a person on another level with different senses involved, different experience
19:00 <jasonhill> I live in Maidstone son 3018
19:00 <President_Trump> dont spend it all at once mate
19:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Raichu u still got a front bum?
19:00 <jasonhill> You live with your mum
19:00 <jasonhill> Raichu with mummy
19:00 <CharlieSheen> 3012 is maidstone
19:00 <CharlieSheen> props tho
19:00 <jasonhill> In cranbourne
19:00 <jasonhill> Youd know being a stalker :) 
20:00 <breaker> 4,1:3)
20:00 <jasonhill> indeed
20:00 <breaker> 3,1:4)
20:00 <jasonhill> and im not gonna be paying for it
20:00 <jasonhill> :) 
20:00 <CharlieSheen> hahahaha
20:00 <CharlieSheen> exposed
20:00 <jasonhill> Raichu is living with mum coz his shard habit is too expensive 
20:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Nah he’s fat
20:00 <CharlieSheen> 3018 is altona
20:00 <CharlieSheen> no way near it
20:00 <jasonhill> hes tiny
20:00 <CharlieSheen> lolol
20:00 <jasonhill> Close enough u stalk there too 
21:00 <CharlieSheen> exposed
21:00 <CharlieSheen> so, who's next
21:00 <jasonhill> Good with ur post codes aren't u 
21:00 <CharlieSheen> pong
21:00 <CharlieSheen> rossy
21:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Pooland is still too 5 on ausnet
21:00 <CharlieSheen> do you sit there wanking over me daily m8?
21:00 <jasonhill> Na 
21:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Top
22:00 <jasonhill> Cant cum when thinkn about u cs
22:00 <jasonhill> it brings me anger
22:00 <CharlieSheen> wasn't talking to you
22:00 <jasonhill> don't care
22:00 <CharlieSheen> go to your hostel reception and ask for a box of tissues
22:00 <CharlieSheen> ;)
22:00 <jasonhill> Everythings about me 
23:00 <CharlieSheen> elizabeth st melbourne
23:00 <CharlieSheen> lol
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1He got own house Raichu
23:00 <jasonhill> Maidstone
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Pong seen it on cam
23:00 <jasonhill> Yup
23:00 <jasonhill> See
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1He was pulling bongs
23:00 <CharlieSheen> bullshit, he was visiting someone
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Nope
23:00 <CharlieSheen> at best
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1His house
23:00 <jasonhill> Ur not coming over Cs :) 
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Showed pong around
24:00 <jasonhill> Yup
24:00 <CharlieSheen> how does he live in altona and maidstone at the same time?
24:00 <CharlieSheen> ;)
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Pong seen it
24:00 <jasonhill> Yea
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1He prob richer then u
24:00 <jasonhill> tru coz i no puff habit
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1U spend lots money on Mackers and kfc
24:00 <CharlieSheen> [20:23:27] <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1He was pulling bongs
24:00 <CharlieSheen> [20:24:39] <jasonhill> tru coz i no puff habit
25:00 <energizer> why not smoke cigarettes? more nicotine in those
25:00 <CharlieSheen> lollllllllllllllll
25:00 <CharlieSheen> ruined each other in a swift hit
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Puff is ice Raichu
25:00 <jasonhill> I like live out of mummy house
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1U retard
25:00 <CharlieSheen> props boys
25:00 <jasonhill> nise be on my own
25:00 <President_Trump> CharlieSheen what will u spend your extra $10 a week on?
26:00 <e|f> nah
26:00 <e|f> i'm done with smoking
26:00 <e|f> leave that behind in my life
26:00 <CharlieSheen> porn, what else
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1U invite pong and Tisk over
26:00 <jasonhill> Nise
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1We party
26:00 <Lumeah> Evening 
27:00 <jasonhill> Hiya lumies
27:00 <jasonhill> how r ya
28:00 <CharlieSheen> queen of the losers
28:00 <CharlieSheen> hello Lumeah
29:00 <jasonhill> Fuck off Darren 
29:00 <Lumeah> Lol
29:00 <CharlieSheen> lololol
29:00 <CharlieSheen> triggered
29:00 <Lumeah> Im sure he's done losser shit once to
29:00 <jasonhill> Dazzo m8 you'll get smashed
29:00 <CharlieSheen> speaking of triggered
29:00 <CharlieSheen> sup chris`
30:00 <Lumeah> Always puts people down to make himself feel worthy... 
30:00 <Lumeah> Sad huh
30:00 <chris`> its sad
30:00 <chris`> ppl under estimate me
30:00 <chris`> isnt it Lumeah
30:00 <jasonhill> Hes barely alive 
30:00 <CharlieSheen> how's your unit mate?
30:00 <CharlieSheen> renovated yet?
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Hii Tisk
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1How DAX
31:00 <e|f> mmm
31:00 <jasonhill> He feeds on hatred to gain strength
31:00 <chris`> i own block of land
31:00 <chris`> my unit is on
31:00 <chris`> come start
31:00 <chris`> dog
31:00 <CharlieSheen> lollllllllll
31:00 <jasonhill> Smash em chris
31:00 <dazzo2> Hey looking for a girl to fill my cbd vape
31:00 <chris`> u find it funny
31:00 <CharlieSheen> correct me if I'm wrong here chris`
31:00 <chris`> at least i dont lie
31:00 <CharlieSheen> are you not in a multi level unit complex?
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Tisk is good man
32:00 <e|f> body warmed by wine
32:00 <e|f> nice experience
32:00 <e|f> lots of love to you all
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1We all mates now
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Tisk pong b1rd
32:00 <chris`> i own every block of land managed
32:00 <chris`> by my body corp
32:00 <chris`> i hate money
32:00 <CharlieSheen> lol
32:00 <chris`> i invest
32:00 <chris`> so ppl have roof
32:00 <CharlieSheen> clearly you have no idea how bodycorp works
32:00 <chris`> over their head
32:00 <chris`> shut up now CharlieSheen
32:00 <dazzo2> Whats body corp
32:00 <chris`> or i get 3 bikie clubs
32:00 <chris`> on your arse
32:00 <chris`> cunce
32:00 <chris`> i serious
33:00 <jasonhill> Manages the building and common areas
33:00 <CharlieSheen> ^
33:00 <dazzo2> Ok
33:00 <jasonhill> Of an apartment or block of flats
33:00 <jasonhill> Legal issues permits etc
33:00 <jasonhill> U pay them a fee 
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1b1rd smart
33:00 <jasonhill> They handle it. Or u hope they do. 
33:00 <dazzo2> Id never buy an apartment
33:00 <dazzo2> Rather live in regional area
33:00 <Lumeah> Me either 
33:00 <CharlieSheen> most bodycorps are useless though
33:00 <jasonhill> Y
34:00 <dazzo2> Other ppl give me the shits too much
34:00 <jasonhill> Y
34:00 <chris`> hi elf my son
34:00 <dazzo2> Like my own place with lawn and a fence to keep people away
34:00 <chris`> these dickheads going me again
34:00 <CharlieSheen> they don't leave you alone though
34:00 <e|f> hi friends 4:)
34:00 <jasonhill> Tru
34:00 <CharlieSheen> that's an illusion dazzo2
34:00 <jasonhill> Mate
35:00 <e|f> i had a shower, something to eat, and i put on fresh clothes
35:00 <jasonhill> Australia so populated now
35:00 <e|f> new man
35:00 <e|f> that's all it takes!
35:00 <jasonhill> Regional areas more dickheads
35:00 <dazzo2> I live in apartments 15 yrs
35:00 <jasonhill> Yea same
35:00 <jasonhill> was ok
35:00 <dazzo2> And house about 15yrs
35:00 <CharlieSheen> e|f, suggesting people on here can afford a shower?
35:00 <CharlieSheen> hahaha
35:00 <dazzo2> Well dont live in shit places
35:00 <e|f> CharlieSheen: yes, that's exactly what i was suggesting. clearly.
35:00 <e|f> 4:/
36:00 <dazzo2> I spend good money i dont mean places that are cheap
36:00 <CharlieSheen> lol
36:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1TSR
36:00 <CharlieSheen> TCR*
36:00 <jasonhill> City... Pppl..make money 
37:00 <dazzo2> I really hate DHS
37:00 <dazzo2> Dept of housing
37:00 <jasonhill> Regional areas r for ppl to suicide and do meth
37:00 <CharlieSheen> dazzo2: chris` can relate
37:00 <jasonhill> Na they r good
37:00 <CharlieSheen> his dhs unit is terrible
37:00 <dazzo2> They put dickheads in houses next too good people
37:00 <e|f> please stop harrassing people 4:)
37:00 <dazzo2> They should put all thse people in houso blocks away from good people
38:00 <jasonhill> Yeah 
38:00 <jasonhill> Sure sure lol
38:00 <e|f> 4:D
42:00 <e|f> !ttop10
42:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(110) 2. jasonhill(87) 3. energizer(13) 4. breaker(3)
43:00 <e|f> heh
43:00 <Lumeah> Hi e|f 
43:00 <e|f> Lumeah 4:)
44:00 <jasonhill> fkn wrd cnt cm on
46:00 <eddie> bah humbug
46:00 <jasonhill> Dazzo2.. 
46:00 <CharlieSheen> scomo should clamp down
47:00 <eddie> /moo
47:00 <eddie> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 7 Professional - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) up: 2wks 2days 22hrs 22mins 49secs cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-7700K CPU @ 4.20GHz (x64) at 4201MHz (23% Load) gfx: NVIDIA Quadro M4000 -1.00MB res: 2560x1600 32bit 59Hz ram: 23168/65477.2MB (35.38%) [||||------] hdd: C:\ 358.56GB/465.54GB D:\ 1.42TB/1.82TB E:\ 3.23TB/5.46TB F:\ 495.08GB/512.09GB net: Intel[R] I210 Gigabit Network Connection - 1000MB/s 161.33GB In 639.67GB Out
47:00 <Lumeah> Oi
47:00 <Lumeah> Flood 
47:00 <eddie> hola
47:00 <eddie> flood ? where ?  no rain here
47:00 <e|f> ok
47:00 <e|f> so what is one those hard drives ?
47:00 <jasonhill> Ur a junky who lives with ur mum
47:00 <MikeRotunda> TSR
47:00 <CharlieSheen> no job after 6 months = cut payment
47:00 <jasonhill> Ur advice means nothing. 
47:00 <dazzo2> I am a man of fairness .. not one of them white liberals 
47:00 <Sutekh> after u buy ur ciggies, not much left out of 550 f/n
47:00 <CharlieSheen> lol
47:00 <dazzo2> Ive seen a lot of scum in life
47:00 <CharlieSheen> get a job
47:00 <jasonhill> U are discredited by your lifestyle choices and your broke ass
47:00 <CharlieSheen> problem solved
47:00 <dazzo2> And i know what its all about
47:00 <jasonhill> Not taking advice from a loser
48:00 <jasonhill> Small drives
48:00 <eddie> C: mve ssd  / d: 2tb seagate / e: 6Tb seagate / f: 2x 275Gb ssd in raid 0
48:00 <jasonhill> You are scum
48:00 <jasonhill> Go away
48:00 <MikeRotunda> LOL
48:00 <MikeRotunda> jasonhill getting owned by below
49:00 <jasonhill> Better
50:00 <eddie> Z: has only got 13Tb of space
50:00 <e|f> only 13 tb
50:00 <e|f> tsk
50:00 <e|f> how much is the whole internet to download
50:00 <e|f> 4 petabytes?
51:00 <jasonhill> it's mostly junk anyway
51:00 <e|f> for sure
53:00 <e|f> full of false gets
53:00 <e|f> and then people hurridly deleting those too
54:00 <e|f> such is the nature of the beast
54:00 <jasonhill> Yea it doesnt impress me
56:00 <jasonhill> Zero interest in technology
01:00 <e|f> mm
01:00 <e|f> going to sleep now
01:00 <e|f> wine
01:00 <jasonhill> Sure
01:00 <e|f> goodnight all, lots of love
02:00 <e|f> elfie out 4:)
02:00 <jasonhill> watever
02:00 <jasonhill> Rofl psychic wine
03:00 <dazzo2> Help out and such...
03:00 <jasonhill> So dnt give advice Dazzo2!! 
03:00 <Skirmish> jasonhill comes from a long line of Hill's that get raped in prison so they lawyer up fast and try to avoid any time inside. 
03:00 <dazzo2> Pay all the bills and grocieries 
03:00 <jasonhill> Rent a place u scab
04:00 <dazzo2> Id buy mate
04:00 <dazzo2> I dont rent anymore
04:00 <jasonhill> The idea is to not go to jail
04:00 <CharlieSheen> lolllllll
04:00 <CharlieSheen> josh
04:00 <CharlieSheen> what sentence did he get?
04:00 <jasonhill> Thats called being professional 
04:00 <dazzo2> Looking outright .. i dont believe in borrowing money
04:00 <CharlieSheen> or did they ward him?
04:00 <jasonhill> Dnt ever ask me for money
04:00 <jasonhill> U bring something
05:00 <jasonhill> cash. 
05:00 <CharlieSheen> jasonhill: you have no money to offer anyway mate
05:00 <CharlieSheen> let's be honest here
05:00 <jasonhill> I dnt want pussy
05:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't think anyone knows CharlieSheen
05:00 <Skirmish> It's a good time to buy. The prices will firm again and maybe even rise with the new deposit/mortgage insurance conditions. 
05:00 <jasonhill> Cash ta :) 
05:00 <dazzo2> If i want to buy it will be near my mum... might need an extra $200k but i probably get that from me dad
05:00 <dazzo2> Prices are falling
05:00 <jasonhill> I know u scabs aren't paid till this week so. 
05:00 <jasonhill> ... 
05:00 <dazzo2> So im in no hurry
06:00 <e|f> jasonhill is a small business owner
06:00 <jasonhill> I know
06:00 <CharlieSheen> housing is merely dropping back to where it should be
06:00 <jasonhill> Yes
06:00 <e|f> he sells herbal remedies
06:00 <jasonhill> Not a charity 
06:00 <CharlieSheen> non over inflated
06:00 <Skirmish> dazzo2: They were/are but there will be a new influx of first home buyers coming in soon that will put the demand back into the market that was dropping. 
06:00 <jasonhill> Yup
06:00 <dazzo2> Yeah im in no hurry
06:00 <CharlieSheen> lolll herbal remidies
06:00 <CharlieSheen> remedies too
06:00 <jasonhill> You won't buy a house. 
07:00 <jasonhill> U cant
07:00 <dazzo2> Owning a house doesnt interest me too much, but when i want to i can just do some looking
07:00 <Skirmish> There are pros and cons. 
07:00 <jasonhill> ATO will rape u for the cash work u been doing Dazzo2 
07:00 <dazzo2> Rented 15yrs while i lived in melbourne
07:00 <Skirmish> If you can get a long term lease with a good landlord then it's just as good as buying but without the overheads. 
07:00 <Lumeah> My dad was a builder 
07:00 <dazzo2> Just no interested in renting
08:00 <jasonhill> You never lived in 'Melbourne' salvos doesn't count Dazzo2 
08:00 <CharlieSheen> Skirmish: Pretty rare you find a 'good' landlord
08:00 <Lumeah> I can't give a flying fuck about owning a house 
08:00 <jasonhill> I do
08:00 <CharlieSheen> most are people who overborrowed and stressed cuz of interest rates
08:00 <jasonhill> Coz im not a loser
08:00 <dazzo2> Nah i rented for a while... i also dont like real estate agents and all that stuff
08:00 <CharlieSheen> even though they recently got cut
08:00 <Lumeah> You only keep paying for houses 
09:00 <jasonhill> Ill buy my house cash after a win from the casino
09:00 <Skirmish> CharlieSheen: I was lucky and was renting from people I knew back in the day. Owning is nice though without the worry that the person will decide to sell. 
09:00 <Lumeah> Broken shit all the time 
09:00 <dazzo2> Rather own my own place and this whole rent payments stuff...monthly stuff... thats old
09:00 <CharlieSheen> yep
09:00 <jasonhill> Ill live in the cbd
09:00 <Skirmish> Plus, I can do woteva the hell I like with the property which is also nice. 
09:00 <jasonhill> Fuk suburbs
09:00 <Lumeah> Not if it effects the resale valve 
09:00 <Lumeah> Then... 
09:00 <dazzo2> Just pay council rates and no one bothers me...also the inspections and bond and notices etc .. repairs 
09:00 <Lumeah> U save small repayments 
09:00 <Lumeah> But
09:00 <Skirmish> jasonhill: Anywhere there is a dark public toilet with a carpark next door you will dwell. Right? 
10:00 <CharlieSheen> Skirmish: he doesn't need a carpark. his car was repo'd
10:00 <Lumeah> Always a huge outlay 
10:00 <jasonhill> im in Maidstone mister paintball skirmish
10:00 <Lumeah> Lol
10:00 <Skirmish> CharlieSheen: lol well that sucks. 
10:00 <CharlieSheen> you're in maidstone but have the postcode of altona
10:00 <Lumeah> Mmm garlic 
10:00 <CharlieSheen> props
10:00 <jasonhill> Yup
11:00 <jasonhill> Had a dose of garlic myself today
11:00 <e|f> what game would you play if you were trying to win at the casino ?
11:00 <Lumeah> Got a dry throat 
12:00 <CharlieSheen> blackjack
12:00 <President_Trump> been sucking something you shouldnt have?
12:00 <CharlieSheen> bit of card counting
12:00 <CharlieSheen> easy $$
12:00 <Lumeah> Sore my friend and her new cat
12:00 <jasonhill> No idea i havent needed to wash large amounts of money. I'll consult. 
12:00 <dazzo2> I figured even if i owned my house id probably only stay in it half the week, other time i live with mum in the same family house, 4br..everyone moved out already...
12:00 <Lumeah> Saw? 
12:00 <Lumeah> Ta
12:00 <e|f> ah, blackjack
12:00 <e|f> do you know another definition of a blackjack?
12:00 <jasonhill> Your mum talks too much
12:00 <jasonhill> Bad
12:00 <Lumeah> Yeah.. I know 
13:00 <e|f> it's a small club-like device people sneak up on you with and bop you over the head to knock you out with
13:00 <e|f> a blackjack
13:00 <jasonhill> Lol
13:00 <jasonhill> Na urs is cool lumeah
13:00 <Lumeah> Ok
13:00 <jasonhill> Sounds funny on speaker fone
13:00 <CharlieSheen> so your bf has a black club e|f?
13:00 <Lumeah> So anoyed i moved out
13:00 <Lumeah> She needs me
13:00 <Lumeah> :s
13:00 <jasonhill> Go back
13:00 <Lumeah> Different house 
14:00 <e|f> my bf? 4:o
14:00 <jasonhill> K
14:00 <jasonhill> Look after ya mum lumeah
14:00 <Lumeah> Elf is single 
14:00 <CharlieSheen> fwb then
14:00 <CharlieSheen> lolol
14:00 <jasonhill> Everyones single in australia
15:00 <e|f> well, anyway most blackjack dealers (not the computerised game) use about six decks
15:00 <CharlieSheen> yes
15:00 <e|f> so if you can count into a six deck shoe, good on you
15:00 <CharlieSheen> your counting game needs to be on point
15:00 <jasonhill> Yea I'll just pay some idiot to go to the casino
15:00 <jasonhill> Easy
15:00 <jasonhill> Not my area of expertise
15:00 <e|f> you possibly should be working for NASA instead of playing blackjack, if you can manage that
15:00 <CharlieSheen> it's pretty hard
15:00 <jasonhill> Junkies r cunning
15:00 <jasonhill> Lol
15:00 <CharlieSheen> probably fuck up around 30% of the time
16:00 <jasonhill> it's clean tho
16:00 <jasonhill> After it
16:00 <jasonhill> u pay for the privilege 
16:00 <e|f> use mnemonics (memory aids) to count cards 
16:00 <jasonhill> It's a Service... 
16:00 <e|f> instead of natural ability
16:00 <jasonhill> Duhh
16:00 <CharlieSheen> in a casino they watch you like a hawk
16:00 <CharlieSheen> have to look natural as
17:00 <e|f> so if i pick my nose while playing, they'll know?
17:00 <CharlieSheen> yup
17:00 <CharlieSheen> UHD cameras
17:00 <jasonhill> Not my problem ill earn it some other cunt will do that
17:00 <e|f> fuck
17:00 <e|f> anyway, that Rainman movie was a good one
17:00 <CharlieSheen> they're happy to clean people out, however, if you've wised up a bit, you're their enemy
17:00 <e|f> if you recall the card counting scene
18:00 <jasonhill> Fk that
18:00 <jasonhill> Im slow as fuk
18:00 <jasonhill> I tried bingo after heaps of shard rite
18:00 <CharlieSheen> lol
18:00 <jasonhill> Just laughed n talked to girls couldn't play
18:00 <CharlieSheen> not off the top of my head
18:00 <jasonhill> Yea im not autistic yay
19:00 <jasonhill> :) 
19:00 <e|f> what's wrong with being autistic? 
19:00 <e|f> 4:p
19:00 <CharlieSheen> nothing wrong with autism in a gambling environment
19:00 <jasonhill> It's annoying
19:00 <CharlieSheen> in fact, they have the edge
19:00 <jasonhill> Coz like predictable 
19:00 <jasonhill> But i dunno
20:00 <e|f> hahaha
20:00 <jasonhill> They have NO BOUNDARIES
20:00 <jasonhill> :) 
20:00 <jasonhill> No cant read social cues like if ur pissing me off
20:00 <jasonhill> They,*
20:00 <e|f> a lot of them aren't exactly social
21:00 <e|f> but age helps that for a lot of them
21:00 <jasonhill> Im very social 
21:00 <CharlieSheen> jasonhill: who cares if they're cleaning out the casino
21:00 <CharlieSheen> don't need friends
21:00 <jasonhill> I know wat ur thinking 
21:00 <Lumeah> Lol... 
21:00 <jasonhill> U I can't read lumeah 
21:00 <jasonhill> Well
21:00 <jasonhill> I can read ur voice
21:00 <jasonhill> Ur face i cant
21:00 <Lumeah> Why 
21:00 <CharlieSheen> good poker face?
21:00 <jasonhill> dunmo
21:00 <jasonhill> Ye
22:00 <jasonhill> U should play
22:00 <Lumeah> Lol
22:00 <e|f> gambling is evil
22:00 <jasonhill> Yea i never do it
22:00 <dazzo2> Yep
22:00 <e|f> whoever invented the general idea... haha
22:00 <CharlieSheen> [21:22:45] <@e|f> gambling is awesome
23:00 <CharlieSheen> corrected for you
23:00 <e|f> ok
23:00 <jasonhill> I dont enjoy it
23:00 <e|f> but if the first three cards are black, the next one's gotta be red
23:00 <CharlieSheen> lollll
23:00 <jasonhill> Played won bits then lost interest. Only ever went as a social thing
23:00 <Lumeah> Mmm bacon eggs 
23:00 <jasonhill> But sitting at a machine seems dumb
24:00 <CharlieSheen> fuck that
24:00 <jasonhill> Breaker loves em
24:00 <CharlieSheen> sit at a table
24:00 <jasonhill> The pokies
24:00 <CharlieSheen> get friendly with the dealer
24:00 <CharlieSheen> they're a little off guard
24:00 <dazzo2> Id rather go for a massage
24:00 <CharlieSheen> go for gold
24:00 <jasonhill> Yea there's some skill in that
24:00 <Skirmish> Where has chris been lately? I want an update on his cat. 
25:00 <jasonhill> I can sorta understand it
25:00 <e|f> dazzo, what kind of massage?
25:00 <CharlieSheen> you missed him
25:00 <CharlieSheen> he was on before
25:00 <Skirmish> I fear if his cat dies he is going to lose what very little grasp he has on reality. 
25:00 <faux> ahoyyyyyyyy
25:00 <dazzo2> Had a really hot french girl give me a massage once only $50
25:00 <jasonhill> U offering Dazzo2 
25:00 <CharlieSheen> did she massage you with her cock?
25:00 <jasonhill> You pay me. U can massage me
25:00 <dazzo2> She was on a aussie holiday
25:00 <jasonhill> 320 half hour
25:00 <HellFury> lol Dazz
26:00 <Cosmic^Girl> fauxxxyyy:)
26:00 <HellFury> massage with cock
26:00 <Chance> could of been a chick with a dick
26:00 <jasonhill> yuck
26:00 <CharlieSheen> "im just going to use my special rod"
26:00 <HellFury> haha
26:00 <CharlieSheen> "kcool"
26:00 <HellFury> your terrible
26:00 <e|f> did the massage have a happy ending ?
26:00 <jasonhill> sif go to them places
26:00 <dazzo2> No
26:00 <jasonhill> Feral 
26:00 <HellFury> what for him or her
26:00 <HellFury> :P
26:00 <CharlieSheen> :>
26:00 <Chance> did you look between her legs too see if she was not male?
26:00 <dazzo2> But i was required to be naked
26:00 <CharlieSheen> deffo a tranny
27:00 <dazzo2> Inc my socks, she had an issue with me having my socks on still
27:00 <dazzo2> I dunno why
27:00 <CharlieSheen> he*
27:00 <dazzo2> Nah she was female im sure 
27:00 <CharlieSheen> "just going to use some special oils.."
27:00 <CharlieSheen> *squirt*
27:00 <Chance> but how would you know
27:00 <CharlieSheen> did she grunt during it?
27:00 <jasonhill> Fuk that
28:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElvaE7xULtE
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: #ABGT100: Above & Beyond "Sticky Fingers" Live from Madison Square Garden, New York (Nov 10, 2014) Length: 4:32 - Category: Music - 93,901 views - 814 likes (98.5%), 12 dislikes (1.5%)
28:00 <jasonhill> Get a normal massage off a bloke (strong hands) 
28:00 <dazzo2> Well.. she was more attractive than 80% of women but no one is 100% sure 
28:00 <jasonhill> Or an older lady good with hands
28:00 <jasonhill> Massage isn't about sex
28:00 <Lumeah> Nah ghan show
29:00 <CharlieSheen> last massage i had was off a chick, she had an epic grip
29:00 <dazzo2> She was a great massager too... properly trained
29:00 <CharlieSheen> melted my shoulders
29:00 <dazzo2> I always ask if the girl is qualified...
29:00 <jasonhill> Never had one with a happy ending and I've been to Asia heaps had massages 
29:00 <jasonhill> Never got wanked off coz loyal to me misses
29:00 <jasonhill> At the time
29:00 <CharlieSheen> until you fucked lumeah
29:00 <jasonhill> But na 
29:00 <CharlieSheen> lols
30:00 <Lumeah> Ou
30:00 <jasonhill> No
30:00 <Lumeah> Oi
30:00 <jasonhill> Dead before that
30:00 <Lumeah> I didn't break them up
30:00 <dazzo2> One girl was very heavy handed painful as hell but it really loosed up some of my shit
30:00 <jasonhill> Years ago
30:00 <CharlieSheen> dazzo2: heavy handed is good
30:00 <dazzo2> Didnt know i could be so loose
30:00 <jasonhill> Yea na
30:00 <Lumeah> Gezzx
30:00 <CharlieSheen> they get the knots out
30:00 <dazzo2> Yeh
30:00 <e|f> "<jasonhill> Never got wanked off coz loyal to me misses" - one for the chat room topic
30:00 <dazzo2> I was really impressed
30:00 <jasonhill> I am loyal elf
30:00 <dazzo2> I think they call it deep tissue or something
31:00 <e|f> good to know
31:00 <jasonhill> Until ppl lose that trust. They out
31:00 <CharlieSheen> you were still with your wife when you hooked up with lumeah jasonhill
31:00 <CharlieSheen> that's not loyal
31:00 <jasonhill> Yes
31:00 <jasonhill> She rooted kids
31:00 <jasonhill> No loyalty required
31:00 <CharlieSheen> dazzo2: deep tissue is amazing
31:00 <CharlieSheen> you melt
31:00 <dazzo2> That was a good $60 spent
31:00 <e|f> sit in a spa bath or sauna for a while
31:00 <e|f> cheap massage alternative
31:00 <jasonhill> I dont need it
31:00 <dazzo2> But maybe too costly too do regularly
32:00 <jasonhill> Tru elf
32:00 <CharlieSheen> e|f that's no comparison
32:00 <CharlieSheen> lol
32:00 <jasonhill> I will go have a spa 
32:00 <jasonhill> Ty elf 
32:00 <e|f> 4:p
32:00 <jasonhill> Seriously u saved me from being lured
32:00 <CharlieSheen> if you have the right masseuse, shits all over a spa/sauna
32:00 <jasonhill> Na i mean it
32:00 <jasonhill> U think outside the box good stuff elf
32:00 <CharlieSheen> don't get me wrong, they are relaxing
32:00 <CharlieSheen> but no contest
32:00 <jasonhill> :) 
33:00 <dazzo2> Most of the asian places the girls are well trained
33:00 <dazzo2> I dont mean those tug joints
33:00 <jasonhill> Ill get a spa n sauna tomorrow morning
33:00 <jasonhill> No massage required then
33:00 <CharlieSheen> na, most of the asians are happy for $40 extra for happy ending
33:00 <dazzo2> But massage is like a common thing in asia..and a real trade so they know their stuff
33:00 <jasonhill> Yea na
34:00 <breaker> moo: Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) 5hrs 38mins 5secs AMD Athlon
34:00 <faux> mooooooo
34:00 <jasonhill> Spa will do
34:00 <dazzo2> Yeah but i dont ask for the tug, most of them know proper massage and they ask me to leave cos they dont make money doing that 
34:00 <jasonhill> I dnt want ppl touching me
34:00 <jasonhill> I dont know em
34:00 <CharlieSheen> if you get a properly trained person, you won't even think of a tug
34:00 <dazzo2> I went ina few times asking for deep tissue only..and they said no.
34:00 <jasonhill> I dnt want to be even seen near these places
34:00 <jasonhill> Fk that
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35:00 <dazzo2> The other time they charged me $20 extra
35:00 <jasonhill> Dodgy as they'll go thru ur wallet
35:00 <jasonhill> No
35:00 <jasonhill> :) 
35:00 <CharlieSheen> jasonhill: keep your wallet with you
35:00 <CharlieSheen> not rocket science
35:00 <jasonhill> Im not goin
35:00 <dazzo2> I dont know properly trained or if i can afford regularly
35:00 <CharlieSheen> only a total dickhead would leave their wallet in another room in a tub
35:00 <jasonhill> I hate women
35:00 <dazzo2> I need money for computer stuff to play games to wreck my posture
36:00 <faux> r02uwe0fhionqwemfksdf.//r/3q-4rofq3=fkew
36:00 <faux> literally what i read.
36:00 <Sutekh> faux :)
36:00 <faux> hi cutekh
36:00 <faux> what up
36:00 <breaker> Yeah
36:00 <Sutekh> fa, u?
36:00 <jasonhill> Dnt want women touching me
36:00 <CharlieSheen> get a massage off a man then
36:00 <CharlieSheen> preferably straight so they don't try shit
36:00 <e|f> those asian countries don't interest me one bit - how many vaccinations might one need before embarking on such a holiday
36:00 <jasonhill> I dont need it
36:00 <dazzo2> Elf a fair few
36:00 <jasonhill> None
36:00 <jasonhill> Zero
36:00 <CharlieSheen> e|f: your doctor will suggest 4-5 usually
37:00 <faux> samesies
37:00 <faux> just had din
37:00 <Sutekh> yum
37:00 <breaker> What machine do you have? faux replies 'dunno some shit'
37:00 <faux> "a laptop that flips around 2 b a tablet"
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <breaker> haha
37:00 <faux> its ccute
37:00 <faux> i love it
37:00 <CharlieSheen> it's fucked up
37:00 <dazzo2> You need hep A, and some malaria thing
37:00 <e|f> 4:o
37:00 <jasonhill> Had malaria
37:00 <jasonhill> Was cool
37:00 <jasonhill> And dengue
37:00 <jasonhill> Got hep a b maybe c
37:00 <CharlieSheen> hep a b c, malaria, tetnus
37:00 <Lumeah> https://imgur.com/a/SfJ4iCL
37:00 <dazzo2> You can get hepatitis A from the chef taking a dump and not wiping his hands clean
37:00 <jasonhill> No i mean I got the actual diseases already
37:00 <jasonhill> No need for vaccine
38:00 <dazzo2> Hep B you need to do some more blood to blood stuff
38:00 <Lumeah> Lol
38:00 <CharlieSheen> dazzo2: a lot of guys go to thailand etc to try out the adult entertainment
38:00 <CharlieSheen> usually with ladyboys
38:00 <e|f> hep c is blood borne, other heps are not
38:00 <e|f> so is my understanding
38:00 <dazzo2> B is blood 
38:00 <e|f> ok
38:00 <dazzo2> You cant get it unless blood transfers
38:00 <jasonhill> Na both food n poo
38:00 <jasonhill> Wrong
38:00 <dazzo2> Or fuilds
39:00 <jasonhill> It's a computer it works
39:00 <jasonhill> A and b from shit
39:00 <CharlieSheen> regardless, they want you to have those shots first
39:00 <jasonhill> C blood bourne
39:00 <e|f> hep can also be from alcohol damage
39:00 <jasonhill> Cirroses
39:00 <e|f> lots of different things
39:00 <dazzo2> Either way a few shots needed
39:00 <CharlieSheen> yes
39:00 <jasonhill> Don't need em
40:00 <e|f> dengue and ross river pass after a while, though not fun for the host
40:00 <jasonhill> Yea had em
40:00 <e|f> malaria is whole other ball game
40:00 <jasonhill> Ross River na
40:00 <CharlieSheen> don't fuck a ladyboy and they most likely wouldn't be an issue
40:00 <jasonhill> Malaria nearly killed me
40:00 <jasonhill> Didnt think kidneys was gonna recover
40:00 <jasonhill> did tho
41:00 <e|f> i'm more worried about swimming in the congo and having one of those vampire fish swim up my urethra
41:00 <e|f> 4:p
41:00 <jasonhill> Cant stand up
41:00 <jasonhill> Gtn sik good for ya
42:00 <e|f> everyone's a doctor
42:00 <e|f> heh
43:00 <dazzo2> Yeh
43:00 <jasonhill> Na
43:00 <jasonhill> I've just gotten sik
43:00 <dazzo2> Thats what my dr complains about
43:00 <dazzo2> Dr google
43:00 <jasonhill> I dont google im talkin from exp. 
43:00 <e|f> jokes aside, you had malaria?
43:00 <jasonhill> I've swam in the dirtiest swimming holes
43:00 <dazzo2> Im saying in general
43:00 <jasonhill> After a while u just get tuff
43:00 <dazzo2> Many people come in after googling
43:00 <jasonhill> Ok
44:00 <dazzo2> Then tell dr or argue
44:00 <jasonhill> Yea thats not smart
44:00 <jasonhill> Na Dr knows if u really crook
44:00 <jasonhill> Probly u got hypochondria if u googlin
44:00 <jasonhill> Needa chill
44:00 <e|f> i have googleitis
45:00 <dazzo2> Yep
45:00 <e|f> the pathological condition of having the need to check google
45:00 <dazzo2> Put down the internet son
45:00 <jasonhill> Lol
45:00 <e|f> hahaha
45:00 <dazzo2> Slowly
45:00 <jasonhill> Good one
45:00 <dazzo2> And walk away
45:00 <e|f> 4:p
45:00 <jasonhill> It's good but
45:00 <jasonhill> Everything except health
46:00 <dazzo2> Yeah
46:00 <jasonhill> And conspiracy 
46:00 <dazzo2> But thats the most looked at ..health
46:00 <e|f> if i wanted to know something medical, i'd likely read some peer-reviewed study from the united kingdom
46:00 <e|f> <3
46:00 <jasonhill> Or ya end up like my uncle he's mad lol
46:00 <jasonhill> Yea best way elf
46:00 <dazzo2> I dont look anymore
47:00 <dazzo2> I admit i was guitly of it myself
47:00 <jasonhill> yea same
47:00 <dazzo2> It was sorta addictive
47:00 <dazzo2> Like pokies
47:00 <jasonhill> I was just transferring my pain
47:00 <dazzo2> Until i realised the more i did the more fuckin scared i god
47:00 <jasonhill> Somehow
48:00 <dazzo2> They should do a south park episode on that
48:00 <jasonhill> Ye
48:00 <dazzo2> Where randy goes on google and slowly
48:00 <jasonhill> They should itll be educational and funny
48:00 <dazzo2> Gets worse believing he has ebola
48:00 <jasonhill> lol
48:00 <e|f> poor Randy
49:00 <dazzo2> Just and idea bro
49:00 <dazzo2> Would be funny
49:00 <jasonhill> It's good
49:00 <dazzo2> Cos its true
49:00 <jasonhill> Yea
49:00 <e|f> mm
49:00 <jasonhill> I just got stuck somehow I think lotta ppl do
49:00 <jasonhill> And its lije
50:00 <jasonhill> Like
50:00 <jasonhill> Somethings wrong with me but what
50:00 <jasonhill> So u try like fix something else 
50:00 <dazzo2> Yep i did that
50:00 <jasonhill> yea for too long 
51:00 <dazzo2> I had to out it down or i know i would turn into one of those health anxiety guys
51:00 <jasonhill> yeah
51:00 <jasonhill> lol
51:00 <dazzo2> And you know 90% are horror stories
51:00 <jasonhill> Yeah fuck that
52:00 <dazzo2> The old thing is true,, ppl with good experiences never say anything
52:00 <dazzo2> Only the bad ones go cry all over the internet
53:00 <jasonhill> I've had good and bad
53:00 <jasonhill> Life doesn't work like that Dazzo2 
53:00 <dazzo2> How u mean
53:00 <jasonhill> Cant be tough 24.7
53:00 <jasonhill> Would need lotta massages
54:00 <jasonhill> Oko
54:00 <jasonhill> Hello
54:00 <dazzo2> Ok
54:00 <dazzo2> No
54:00 <dazzo2> Prob
54:00 <dazzo2> Anyway i never good for health stuff
54:00 <dazzo2> Period.
54:00 <jasonhill> Ok
55:00 <dazzo2> Id rather not know
55:00 <jasonhill> Yeah 
55:00 <jasonhill> Im sorta like that now
55:00 <dazzo2> Like example
55:00 <jasonhill> Docs got pills to push
55:00 <dazzo2> My vape
55:00 <jasonhill> I try stay away
56:00 <dazzo2> Is dangerous? Google: who cares
56:00 <dazzo2> I try to avoid drs
56:00 <dazzo2> And lawyers
56:00 <jasonhill> Same
56:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrqbIipoFbU
56:00 <jasonhill> Hate em
56:00 <dazzo2> Thats my no1 rule in life..no shit
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56:00 <jasonhill> Lawyers r snakes
57:00 <dazzo2> I seen a lot of people destoryed by lawyers
57:00 <jasonhill> Yup
57:00 <dazzo2> My former boss and workmate going through that now
57:00 <dazzo2> Divorce
57:00 <dazzo2> I think it costs 50k+
57:00 <jasonhill> Yea i gotta do mine one day
57:00 <dazzo2> For contested divorce
58:00 <jasonhill> Big industry
58:00 <dazzo2> But money isnt the thing
58:00 <jasonhill> Im sure it'll be mutual with mine
58:00 <dazzo2> Its the stress
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58:00 <jasonhill> Well u just go to court dont u 
58:00 <jasonhill> ? 
58:00 <jasonhill> Or if both agree outside court
59:00 <dazzo2> Yeah i just cant do court
59:00 <dazzo2> I have anxiety
59:00 <jasonhill> Ok
59:00 <dazzo2> Thats why i go meds your honour
59:00 <jasonhill> U just sign the papers
00:00 <jasonhill> In my case no assets
00:00 <dazzo2> Simple rule with anxiety....everything small turne big
00:00 <Chance> so much yummy ness on master chef
00:00 <dazzo2> If its your pet stressor
00:00 <jasonhill> Yea
00:00 <jasonhill> Well i dont wanna see her
00:00 <Floss> Hai
00:00 <e|f> Cath 4:)
00:00 <jasonhill> It would trigger me
00:00 <Cath^> e|f
00:00 <dazzo2> And paperwork and arguing about dramas is my stressor
00:00 <jasonhill> Yea i can't see her
01:00 <HellFury> change your name
01:00 <Lumeah> Arsehole 
01:00 <Cath^> howdy y'all
01:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Cath^yyyy :)
01:00 <Cath^> how goes e|f?
01:00 <dazzo2> I couldve contested my redundancy and stayed at me job... i was like nah fuck it
01:00 <Cath^> Cosmic^Girlyyy ;p
01:00 <dazzo2> I take the money and go
01:00 <e|f> pretty good here at my end
01:00 <e|f> how are you?
01:00 <dazzo2> I cant do lawyer shit
01:00 <Floss> I vomited on my in-laws driveway :)
01:00 <jasonhill> Yea i can
02:00 <jasonhill> Oko probably 
02:00 <jasonhill> Fat fkn spastic
02:00 <Cath^> yeah alright thanks
02:00 <jasonhill> No problem if I don't have to see me ex I dunno how the process works
02:00 <Floss> :D
02:00 <Floss> :D~~~~
02:00 <dazzo2> Been in a lot of situations when the ante was up to court, i was like i just settle... cant be bothered
02:00 <jasonhill> Yea
02:00 <jasonhill> Just court
03:00 <HellFury> i swear never a day when someone has to give people shit
03:00 <jasonhill> I know right
03:00 <jasonhill> no big deal
03:00 <Floss> Court
03:00 <Floss> Tennis court
03:00 <e|f> the ball is in your court
03:00 <Floss> Deuce
04:00 <dazzo2> I like womens volleyball
04:00 <dazzo2> Beach and court
04:00 <Floss> I like taffeta
04:00 <e|f> true
04:00 <dazzo2> Is that lotto
04:00 <dazzo2> Arab lotto
04:00 <Floss> It's taffy feta
05:00 <jasonhill> fkn spastics on meth
05:00 <Lumeah> The run on the stuff 
05:00 <jasonhill> I can't talk to em they get into another world
05:00 <dazzo2> Ok
05:00 <dazzo2> Im glad ramadan is over
05:00 <Floss> Why
05:00 <jasonhill> Yea you'd be sore 
05:00 <dazzo2> Ppl seem to always talk about it
05:00 <jasonhill> Lol
06:00 <dazzo2> Its quite tough
06:00 <jasonhill> Lotta Muslims celebrating gtn massage
06:00 <dazzo2> My mate showed me the plan
06:00 <jasonhill> Would be
06:00 <dazzo2> U gotta wake at 3am
06:00 <Floss> I think it's a bit silly to starve yourself coz your imaginary friend told you too
06:00 <dazzo2> Eat at 5am
06:00 <dazzo2> Then fast
06:00 <jasonhill> Na its good
06:00 <jasonhill> I done it
06:00 <dazzo2> Same for a month
07:00 <HellFury> nope
07:00 <jasonhill> You'll find oko is a meth pig same with alot of the other ppl who make very little sense
07:00 <jasonhill> Annoying
07:00 <dazzo2> Well i dont judge, but i was curious
07:00 <jasonhill> I hung around with some hardcore fundamentalists was cool
07:00 <jasonhill> Good ppl
07:00 <Floss> If my imaginary friend got me up at 3 am and told me I couldn't eat I'd tell him to get fucked
07:00 <dazzo2> Thats what ramadan is
07:00 <jasonhill> Na its good for ur body
07:00 <jasonhill> U get high from it
07:00 <Floss> They need new friends
07:00 <jasonhill> Ay
08:00 <Floss> Yeah my boss did it and he was a total cunt
08:00 <jasonhill> Come on b nice
08:00 <dazzo2> Yeah ud be pretty light
08:00 <jasonhill> U know y
08:00 <jasonhill> ? 
08:00 <dazzo2> Fundamentalists
08:00 <jasonhill> Coz not right place to do it
08:00 <Floss> Because it's fucking stupid?
08:00 <dazzo2> Xian or muslim
08:00 <dazzo2> Same
08:00 <jasonhill> Ramadan in muslim country everyone slow down
08:00 <jasonhill> Ppl here mostly not do ramadan so it'd b hard
09:00 <jasonhill> wanna sleep but not tired yet
09:00 <jasonhill> Another hour maybe
09:00 <dazzo2> Buddhist only need to do 1 day of vegetarianism
09:00 <jasonhill> No idea
09:00 <jasonhill> dnt know much about buddhism
09:00 <dazzo2> Most muslims dont do it
09:00 <dazzo2> Only some
09:00 <dazzo2> Its optional i think
09:00 <Floss> Well all I can eat is peanut butter on toast at 11pm and it's made me an angry cunt
09:00 <jasonhill> most I knew did
09:00 <jasonhill> Strictly
10:00 <jasonhill> Staring at the walls
10:00 <Floss> I yelled at some kids in McDonald's
10:00 <jasonhill> Lol
10:00 <e|f> som people experience the pain of the animal they're eating while they're eating it
10:00 <jasonhill> Nice floss
10:00 <dazzo2> Yeah most ppl i know do it, but they say they dont force u if you dont want to
10:00 <jasonhill> Psychological? 
10:00 <Floss> They kept swearing so I gave them a fucking serve
10:00 <Floss> Little cunts
10:00 <jasonhill> tru dazzo
10:00 <jasonhill> If u sick or menstruating young old
10:00 <jasonhill> Otherwise if u fit u should
11:00 <dazzo2> Anyway...
11:00 <e|f> psychological... clairvoyant
11:00 <jasonhill> if u a Muslim. 
11:00 <e|f> one of those
11:00 <dazzo2> Thats as far as my interest goes on that matter... back to dr google..more my court
11:00 <jasonhill> Ok
11:00 <Floss> Oh god don't get me started
11:00 <Floss> I had an online FB arguement with the fkn psychic contestant on this year's mkr
11:00 <jasonhill> Yea fk being sick lol
12:00 <Floss> Fucking idiot believes she's special
12:00 <dazzo2> U argue on fb?
12:00 <dazzo2> But they know who u are
12:00 <Floss> Constantly
12:00 <Floss> Idgaf
12:00 <dazzo2> Ok
12:00 <jasonhill> Same
12:00 <jasonhill> I get into lotta trouble
12:00 <e|f> psychic gifts are fairly common
12:00 <e|f> 4:p
12:00 <Floss> Lol thin ice elf
13:00 <jasonhill> I give cheek to bikies thats like seven foot wide on fb
13:00 <jasonhill> It's good value
13:00 <Floss> I mostly out people for trying to recruit others into pyramid schemes
13:00 <jasonhill> They like steam comin out their ears
13:00 <e|f> lol
13:00 <jasonhill> lol
13:00 <Floss> And calling out fuckwits that that think they are psychic
13:00 <jasonhill> Lolol
14:00 <Floss> Oh and people that suggest chiropractic or aromatherapy
14:00 <jasonhill> Yea fk that stuff
14:00 <Floss> I'm just a dead set cunt
14:00 <e|f> what about homeopathy
14:00 <dazzo2> I once tried nootropics
14:00 <Floss> Setting cunts straight
14:00 <e|f> 4:p
14:00 <dazzo2> That fucked me i stopped
14:00 <Floss> Yes because water is magic E|f
14:00 <Floss> Git fucked
14:00 <jasonhill> I believe in medical science.
14:00 <jasonhill> Psychiatry not too much
14:00 <Floss> Teehee
15:00 <Chance> well these kids was sitting on the walk one you go down to your car at the shops so i said dident your mother  teach your manners, they got smart with me and i said , dont get smart ....  have some fucking respect you cunt
15:00 <Floss> It's a full-time job. Calling people out on their bullshit
15:00 <Floss> I do the Lord's work.
16:00 <Floss> All of a sudden about a year ago I just couldn't be polite about certain things anymore
16:00 <Floss> The stupidity is my kryptonite
16:00 <jasonhill> I hate dumb ppl
16:00 <dazzo2> But its always been like that
16:00 <jasonhill> Who think they know u
16:00 <jasonhill> It's like.. Ppl from years ago they still stay same. 
16:00 <dazzo2> Astrology has been around for a long time
16:00 <Floss> Like oh you have cancer? There's an essential oil for that! Join my team!
17:00 <Floss> Fuck yourself with your oils karen
17:00 <jasonhill> Some ppl stay same right. Then they think u are the same. 
17:00 <dazzo2> Who is karen
17:00 <Floss> Every annoying bitch alive is karen
17:00 <jasonhill> Some hoe
17:00 <dazzo2> Ol
17:00 <dazzo2> Ok
17:00 <jasonhill> Karen on here? 
17:00 <jasonhill> I dunno
17:00 <dazzo2> Women believe in some crazy stuff
18:00 <Floss> She's got a craptiva with the my family stickers on the back
18:00 <dazzo2> Therapies 
18:00 <jasonhill> Ye
18:00 <Floss> She sells younique makeup
18:00 <Floss> She wears yoga pants on the school run
18:00 <jasonhill> I just treat myself
18:00 <jasonhill> Coz i know my body
18:00 <Floss> And she's a massive thundercunt
18:00 <e|f> she sells seashells by the seashore
18:00 <jasonhill> I never buy cures n potions
18:00 <e|f> say that three times fast
18:00 <Chance> so i  told them you better shut  up and fucking walk..
18:00 <jasonhill> I use what I've been shown n taught
19:00 <jasonhill> Keeps me alive n I don't cry to docs
19:00 <dazzo2> I just buy pc gear and go to massages
19:00 <dazzo2> I know what i get
19:00 <dazzo2> For sure
19:00 <Floss> I just lost a friend to a pyramid scheme. I was the only person to tell her to stop. Her whole family were too scared to do it
19:00 <jasonhill> Yea na
19:00 <dazzo2> Herbalife
20:00 <Floss> Arbonne
20:00 <jasonhill> Everytime I go for a massage I see girls I recognise so I'm like naaa
20:00 <Floss> I told her to make a profit and loss statement
20:00 <jasonhill> Or even. Go near a massage place. 
20:00 <jasonhill> So i not gonna 
20:00 <e|f> what's wrong with wearing yoga pants?
20:00 <dazzo2> Theyre hot
21:00 <jasonhill> Noyhing
21:00 <Floss> I showed her the figure from the companies website showing how ppl on her level make on average 70 a month
21:00 <dazzo2> Shows thr contour of arse
21:00 <jasonhill> Yea they good
21:00 <Floss> Nothing wrong with yoga pants per se they are just one of the ways you can identify a hun
21:00 <Floss> Or a karen
21:00 <e|f> oh
22:00 <jasonhill> Wb oko
22:00 <dazzo2> Tiger mom
22:00 <e|f> i see
22:00 <Floss> Also the haircut
22:00 <jasonhill> Ye not interested. Girls can do emotionless sex not me
22:00 <Floss> Not necessarily a bad thing, but the haircut, yoga pants, craptiva all together is pretty damning
22:00 <jasonhill> Not my thing u dont feel nothing
22:00 <dazzo2> What haircut
23:00 <Floss> The cannot speak to your manager haircut
23:00 <Floss> Also known as the Karen haircut
23:00 <jasonhill> Its like fucking a blow up doll a prostitute
23:00 <dazzo2> Ok
23:00 <jasonhill> No feeling
23:00 <dazzo2> I dont like blokes who drive jeep
23:00 <jasonhill> Or u get to like em but that's pointless and will become an Addiction that costs u
23:00 <dazzo2> Always dickheads on road
23:00 <jasonhill> I know these things
24:00 <jasonhill> I know myself
24:00 <Floss> https://www.google.com/search?q=can+i+speak+to+the+manager+meme&client=ms-android-oppo&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiLl6iS_-3iAhVDeysKHbKcD3QQ_AUoAXoECAsQAQ&biw=360&bih=598#imgrc=1eBuLxKoj94nuM
24:00 <lx> 12 A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
24:00 <dazzo2> U talking about hookers?
24:00 <jasonhill> Yup
24:00 <dazzo2> Thats how they get client list
24:00 <Floss> https://me.me/i/the-can-i-speak-to-the-manager-haircut-jimmer818-right-16424166
24:00 <jasonhill> exactly
24:00 <dazzo2> They make a killing with low risk
24:00 <jasonhill> I have a really high iq Dazzo2 
24:00 <dazzo2> Ok
25:00 <jasonhill> I know about business
25:00 <jasonhill> I studied
25:00 <dazzo2> Ok
25:00 <jasonhill> Practices it
25:00 <dazzo2> Yeah i hate that haircut
26:00 <dazzo2> I like the bob haircut best on women
26:00 <jasonhill> And that's it. I don't wanna root hookers coz I'll turn into a sad cunt with less money
26:00 <jasonhill> Dumb
26:00 <Floss> https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/650ouy/the_unemployed_pyramid_scheme_momtrepreneur/
27:00 <dazzo2> I really like the bob... not a fan of long hair
27:00 <Floss> Just find a bunch of Huns, tell them you'll buy product if they knock your junk around
27:00 <jasonhill> Im gonna let mine go feral. 
27:00 <Floss> Then just kick them out
27:00 <jasonhill> Na
28:00 <jasonhill> Im hopeless I get infatuated
28:00 <Floss> Ugh
28:00 <jasonhill> With some girls and that's not healthy
28:00 <jasonhill> For anyone
28:00 <Floss> Weak
28:00 <dazzo2> Hm
28:00 <jasonhill> It's me
28:00 <jasonhill> Sry
28:00 <dazzo2> Youre on her client list
28:00 <dazzo2> Shes gonna call u lots
29:00 <Floss> My friend tried to sell me shit I said no I don't support pyramid schemes
29:00 <jasonhill> prefer marriage
29:00 <Floss> I found her upline that got her started and told them they should be ashamed of themselves for exploiting her
29:00 <jasonhill> Slash proppe relationship 
29:00 <dazzo2> I dont like pyramind
29:00 <dazzo2> Why not just buy brand name stuff
30:00 <dazzo2> From amazon or ebay
30:00 <Floss> I am pretty vocal on the r/antimlm subreddit
30:00 <dazzo2> Its not 1990 anymore
30:00 <Floss> I just fucking hate them so much
30:00 <Floss> Because they prey on people, mostly women, who are unemployed and make them think they will make money
30:00 <dazzo2> Hm
31:00 <Floss> Work from home, stay with your kids, contribute
32:00 <Floss> Every mother that leaves the house to work a regular job is a bad mum and doesn't love her children
32:00 <Floss> They're fucking cults
32:00 <Floss> Omg why am I ranting....
32:00 <dazzo2> Seems like womens issues
32:00 <e|f> there you go
32:00 <jasonhill> Yeah im not gonna change it's how I am im being honest
32:00 <Floss> Lol thanks darl
33:00 <dazzo2> Man has simple life
33:00 <dazzo2> As long as he doesnt gamble or drink
33:00 <dazzo2> Or get into pyramid
33:00 <Floss> Men get caught up in them too
33:00 <dazzo2> I know
33:00 <Floss> But they mostly prey on vulnerable women
33:00 <dazzo2> My mate was in amway
33:00 <Floss> Oh god no
33:00 <Floss> Sad
33:00 <dazzo2> He turned into a dealer user
33:00 <jasonhill> At the end of the day. I count my dollars. 
34:00 <dazzo2> Kept pushing and using, turned into gollum precious
34:00 <jasonhill> And if im ok. I dont care how I earn it 
34:00 <Floss> I am doing the most atomic farts
34:00 <jasonhill> Everyones out for themselves 
34:00 <Floss> I am and I'm not
34:00 <jasonhill> So y should I be any different? 
34:00 <Floss> I care about other people
34:00 <dazzo2> These days i dont care much...i might buy me house and then im done.
35:00 <dazzo2> Corporate life...20yrs
35:00 <jasonhill> U cant care about ppl when ur using em
35:00 <dazzo2> I know it...how it works
35:00 <jasonhill> It's a performance
35:00 <Floss> I'm not using other people
35:00 <jasonhill> U have tp
35:00 <jasonhill> I do
35:00 <jasonhill> Everyone does
35:00 <Floss> Nope not really
35:00 <jasonhill> But i tell em
35:00 <dazzo2> Using people is easy
35:00 <jasonhill> I let it be clear
36:00 <Floss> I work all day helping sick people then I go work for free helping disabled kids
36:00 <dazzo2> Cos most people are trusting
36:00 <jasonhill> I dont trust
36:00 <Floss> And I set cunts straight if they are in a pyramid scheme
36:00 <dazzo2> People are created to be trusting because we are social
36:00 <Floss> You can trust me to be a fkn mad cunt
36:00 <jasonhill> Yes and I exploit that. 
37:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPGIrFdquF8
37:00 <jasonhill> To make money. 
37:00 <jasonhill> I dont care about them
37:00 <jasonhill> They know it
37:00 <dazzo2> You are pretty mad
37:00 <dazzo2> Like 8/10
37:00 <jasonhill> Na its honesty
37:00 <Floss> Well you're just a special kind of tragic aren't ya champ
37:00 <dazzo2> Floss i mean
37:00 <Floss> Living ya best life
37:00 <jasonhill> Ur no different
37:00 <dazzo2> U seem really irate
37:00 <Floss> Ok
37:00 <jasonhill> Just in denial about it
37:00 <Floss> I am
37:00 <jasonhill> Yes
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: James Holden - Nothing (93 Returning Mix) HD (Dec 10, 2010) Length: 8:11 - Category: Music - 726,550 views - 7,043 likes (98.2%), 132 dislikes (1.8%)
38:00 <Floss> I'm hormonal as all fuck atm
38:00 <dazzo2> More angry than me earlier 
38:00 <Floss> I'm preggo
38:00 <jasonhill> don't act dont pretend around me. 
38:00 <dazzo2> Ok
38:00 <Floss> I'm righteously angry
38:00 <Floss> I don't like seeing people in trouble
38:00 <jasonhill> I see straight thru it
38:00 <Floss> Lol I just did 3 massive farts
39:00 <Floss> They smell like wet socks
39:00 <dazzo2> Hm
39:00 <Floss> Am I a good little guy
39:00 <Floss> Hahaha
39:00 <dazzo2> Ok i need to vape
39:00 <Floss> I've had 2 pieces of toast and mylanta all day and I'm farting like I've eaten a pot of beef stew
40:00 <jasonhill> K
40:00 <Floss> My partner is going to tag when he comes to bed lololol
40:00 <Floss> Gag*
40:00 <jasonhill> lol
41:00 <jasonhill> Quick redbull ginger
41:00 <Floss> They sound like a frog croaking really slowly
41:00 <Floss> Real bubble guts farts
41:00 <jasonhill> I shat myself a bit the other morning
41:00 <Floss> Lol oh dear
41:00 <dazzo2> This is really taking away my horny
42:00 <jasonhill> Tru
42:00 <jasonhill> Lolol
42:00 <e|f> thankfully there is no way to smell people over IRC yet
42:00 <e|f> 4:D
42:00 <Floss> I was so constipated I nearly saw jesus this morning, by the arvo I was shitting thru the eye of a needle
42:00 <jasonhill> was only like a five cent piece
42:00 <jasonhill> Lol
43:00 <jasonhill> I was starting to smell like a European 
43:00 <jasonhill> Living in that hostel
43:00 <jasonhill> now i smell like thc
43:00 <Floss> I was starting to look like one, I had to choose between washing myself and shaving because showering took all my energy
43:00 <Floss> I didn't shave for a week
44:00 <jasonhill> aw
44:00 <Floss> Then wore 3/4 shorts all day because everyone can get fucked lol
44:00 <jasonhill> I didn't shave other day u know y
44:00 <jasonhill> ? 
44:00 <Floss> God why
44:00 <jasonhill> Had a few pimples didn't wanna cop an infection
44:00 <Floss> Um
44:00 <jasonhill> By smashin em up
44:00 <jasonhill> So left it one day
44:00 <Floss> I don't need more reason to vomit
44:00 <jasonhill> Lol
45:00 <Floss> I had to pull over on the m6
45:00 <Floss> People were cheering me on as they drove past
45:00 <jasonhill> y pull over
45:00 <Floss> To spew
45:00 <jasonhill> Oh k
46:00 <jasonhill> I did a piss off the west gate bridge
46:00 <jasonhill> Before they had a fence too was cool
46:00 <jasonhill> Then
46:00 <Floss> Omg now it smells like burnt hair
46:00 <jasonhill> Me 'mates' in car
46:00 <Floss> What's happening to me
47:00 <jasonhill> I pretended to go to jump
47:00 <jasonhill> Looooooopl
47:00 <jasonhill> Shoulda seen how scared they got
47:00 <jasonhill> Fuk it was goid
47:00 <jasonhill> :) 
47:00 <Floss> Would've been more funny if they pushed ya
47:00 <jasonhill> Weak dogs
47:00 <jasonhill> Takes alot to do that
48:00 <jasonhill> They wouldn't have it in em
49:00 <Floss> The farts have stopped :(
49:00 <jasonhill> eat beans
49:00 <Floss> I enjoy pushing the fart thru my flaps to change the sound
50:00 <Floss> Ladies do you agree? :D
50:00 <jasonhill> LOL
50:00 <e|f> not really something you'd put on a resume
50:00 <Floss> Oh
50:00 <jasonhill> once shat myself so bad it went into my shoes
50:00 <Floss> Well there my prob
50:00 <Floss> Amirite though?
50:00 <jasonhill> Had my servants clean it
51:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OTv1b9Cs9s
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Charlotte de Witte | KNTXT 2018 - FULL SET (Date not found) Length: 01:31:12 - Category: Entertainment - 1,440,650 views - 26,827 likes (96.9%), 857 dislikes (3.1%)
51:00 <jasonhill> By hand
51:00 <Floss> By servants do you mean the team at the facility
51:00 <jasonhill> No
51:00 <jasonhill> 4 buck a day servents
51:00 <Floss> Serpents?
52:00 <jasonhill> Like low paid workers times a hundred
52:00 <Floss> So high paid workers?
52:00 <jasonhill> Na
52:00 <jasonhill> Four bucks a day if that
52:00 <jasonhill> Poor cunts cleaning my shit up
52:00 <Floss> Wow 4 bucks a day to clean up your shit
52:00 <Floss> That sounds like a real nice ward
53:00 <jasonhill> But i laughed coz it was funny
53:00 <jasonhill> Indonesia sweety
53:00 <jasonhill> Not a ward
53:00 <Floss> Wow I bet they hated you
53:00 <jasonhill> they work harder than aussies
53:00 <jasonhill> Naa
54:00 <jasonhill> They cool
54:00 <jasonhill> It's just shit they rural ppl
55:00 <Floss> Well I take pride in being able to clean myself
55:00 <Floss> As most people do once they're toddlers
55:00 <jasonhill> Was sick
55:00 <e|f> i suppose you could pay an indian to act as an irc bot for you, which might be cheaper than setting up an eggdrop
55:00 <jasonhill> Avoided hospital with their help
55:00 <e|f> haha
55:00 <Floss> But by all means hire servants to clean up your doody like you're disabled
55:00 <jasonhill> U could
56:00 <jasonhill> Yes
56:00 <jasonhill> Floss. Had dengue fever
56:00 <jasonhill> bit hard
56:00 <Floss> Pfft
56:00 <jasonhill> U shit piss 
56:00 <jasonhill> crook
57:00 <jiggy> hi
57:00 <jasonhill> fk hospital stay home
57:00 <Floss> Don't care how sick I get I can always clean myself
57:00 <Floss> Even if it means living in the shower
57:00 <jasonhill> U never been that sik
57:00 <jasonhill> Have u
58:00 <jasonhill> U cant stand up
58:00 <Floss> I had gastro for the first time last year
58:00 <jasonhill> Dizzy u fal
58:00 <Floss> I nearly died
58:00 <jasonhill> Toilet is a major thing
58:00 <Floss> No immunity
58:00 <jasonhill> First time... 
58:00 <Floss> Still carried my dying body to the shower
58:00 <jasonhill> Where have u been living toorak? 
59:00 <Floss> I just wash my hands when i make food
59:00 <jasonhill> Gastro isn't bad
59:00 <e|f> hum
59:00 <Floss> And am not a furry cunt
59:00 <Floss> Dirty rather
59:00 <jasonhill> It doesn't put u down for weeks
59:00 <jasonhill> It's days
59:00 <Floss> By the time I got to hosp I went blue and stopped breathing
59:00 <e|f> well friends, time for me to make one last coffee and do some reading and researching 4:)
59:00 <e|f> brb
59:00 <lx> 1 hb1 e|f...
59:00 <jasonhill> So yea course u shit urself
59:00 <jasonhill> Ok elf
00:00 <Floss> I was down for weeks
00:00 <Floss> But ofcourse nobody could possibly be as sick as you
00:00 <jasonhill> Lol joking
00:00 <Floss> Fucking one uppers
00:00 <Floss> Just as bad as Karen's
00:00 <jasonhill> Two days gastro
00:00 <jasonhill> Well. 
00:00 <jasonhill> I have travelled alot
00:00 <Floss> I forgot how well you know my personal history
00:00 <jasonhill> Way it is
00:00 <jasonhill> I know enough
01:00 <Floss> Then whys you get so sick you stupid fuck
01:00 <jasonhill> Coz it was Asia duhhh
01:00 <Floss> I think you're just a fucking derp
01:00 <jasonhill> I think u are a liar
01:00 <breaker> b1rd lies about everything he says.. he can't be trusted.
01:00 <jasonhill> And u are a sex worker
01:00 <Floss> I am exactly who I am
02:00 <Floss> Lol ok
02:00 <jasonhill> :) 
02:00 <jasonhill> I love playing with ur ego ur weak minded
02:00 <jasonhill> Dazzo2 is tougher
02:00 <Floss> Ohh dear
02:00 <Floss> Not my eggo
03:00 <jasonhill> well i exploited ur sense of pride
03:00 <Floss> My whole life is in tatters
03:00 <jasonhill> Say it however u wish
03:00 <Floss> Lol what
03:00 <jasonhill> No its just fine
03:00 <jasonhill> :) 
03:00 <breaker> b1rd, Abuse and/or harrassment on Austnet is not tolerated.
03:00 <Floss> Um, I was talking earlier about farting thru my flaps....
03:00 <jasonhill> U arent pregnant
03:00 <Floss> My pride is fairly intact mate
04:00 <Floss> Oh well thank fuck for that
04:00 <jasonhill> it's too high
04:00 <jasonhill> Brings u undone
04:00 <Floss> I dunno mate
04:00 <jasonhill> I Do
04:00 <Floss> The doctor was pretty convincing
05:00 <Floss> And I'm pretty sure there was a baby in my guts
05:00 <jasonhill> at this point I think its a yarn
05:00 <Floss> Well you are the smartest person in the whole world after all
05:00 <jasonhill> I think you want a baby
05:00 <jasonhill> Close
05:00 <Floss> Oh ok
06:00 <Floss> Omg are you psychic sue?
06:00 <jasonhill> No
06:00 <jasonhill> I dont believe in that stuff
06:00 <Floss> Oh just fuckwit frank
06:00 <e|f> psychic senses won't work over irc - you need to actually be with the person
06:00 <e|f> 4:)
06:00 <jasonhill> High IQ
06:00 <e|f> or a phone call
06:00 <jasonhill> may appear to be psychic
06:00 <Floss> B1rd doesn't want to meet me
06:00 <e|f> text won't do
06:00 <jasonhill> It's not
07:00 <Floss> Unless one of his links is getting the shit kicked out by a pregnant chick
07:00 <Floss> Kinks*
07:00 <jasonhill> I dont have kinks
07:00 <Floss> Were you not waking over lingering perfume from the Centrelink office?
07:00 <Floss> Wanking*
08:00 <breaker> lolol Floss
08:00 <Floss> Or is that just a dalliance
08:00 <Floss> Sorry Mr darcy
08:00 <jasonhill> Thats standard by today's measures of normality
08:00 <Floss> Pretty sure it's not though
08:00 <jasonhill> It is
08:00 <jasonhill> Ur out of touch then hun
08:00 <Floss> Yes
09:00 <jasonhill> So many rockspiders it's Almost normalized
09:00 <breaker> b1rd trolls everyone but he does it so hard he fails
09:00 <jasonhill> so wanking over a girl.. 
09:00 <jasonhill> Wake up
09:00 <Floss> Lol
09:00 <Floss> But breaker I'm kit even pregnant
09:00 <Floss> Not*
09:00 <Floss> B1rd says so
10:00 <Floss> Bad baby.
10:00 <breaker> As always.. he thinks he's the one who knows all but knows fuck all
10:00 <Floss> My friend had a boss just like him
10:00 <breaker> know all fuck all = b1rd
10:00 <Floss> He was so much fun
10:00 <jasonhill> I know what I need to know. And I've got savings cozza it. :) 
10:00 <Floss> If you rode horses, he rode broncos
11:00 <Floss> He told everyone he was a shark wrangler
11:00 <jasonhill> U boys r shoplifting again. Aren't u breaker? :) 
11:00 <Floss> And he's a qualified psychiatrist
11:00 <jasonhill> Wat past that level
11:00 <Floss> He ran the local dominos FFS hahaha
11:00 <breaker> We heard about you doing such crimes b1rd.. you'll get caught soon enough :)
11:00 <jasonhill> I make psychs go mad
11:00 <Floss> You make everyone mad.
12:00 <jasonhill> Breaker is broke asf till Tuesday when she picks up her youth allowance. 
12:00 <breaker> Projection right there!
12:00 <jasonhill> 6k cash 
12:00 <jasonhill> In my hand
13:00 <breaker> You're lying b1rd :)
13:00 <jasonhill> You seen it on cam you know im not :) 
13:00 <breaker> You have $0 to your name b1rdy :)
13:00 <jasonhill> Gg I win. 
13:00 <Floss> You'll be lucky to flip burgers one day b1rd
13:00 <jasonhill> :) 
13:00 <jasonhill> Ill never work. 
14:00 <jasonhill> Yawn
14:00 <jasonhill> Got a pension I've had since I was 21
14:00 <jasonhill> Till I die
14:00 <e|f> humm
14:00 <breaker> That money you flashed on cam was your rent money.. nothing else :)
14:00 <e|f> bird does have money from things guys
14:00 <e|f> but also please stop with the harrassment
14:00 <e|f> please
14:00 <jasonhill> 6k rent
14:00 <jasonhill> Wow
14:00 <breaker> You're lying b1rd :)
14:00 <Floss> I feel like you need to apologize to trees for creating oxygen specifically for you b1rd
14:00 <jasonhill> Ty elfy
15:00 <jasonhill> :) 
15:00 <jasonhill> I feel like u should not quit ur shift job at the brothel. 
15:00 <breaker> e|f, Open your eyes kid.. b1rd is harrassing everyone all night.
15:00 <e|f> i know
15:00 <e|f> but your partially wrong
15:00 <jasonhill> I am not
15:00 <jasonhill> Yea
16:00 <Floss> His life is more about regret management than goal achievement
16:00 <jasonhill> I aspire to own my own flat like chris
16:00 <e|f> bird has been harrassing people tonight, which i don't like
16:00 <e|f> but also he does have money
16:00 <Floss> Start by not being such an insufferable cunt
16:00 <e|f> though not legally obtained
16:00 <jasonhill> Sorry elfy
16:00 <e|f> that was my whole point
16:00 <jasonhill> yes
17:00 <jasonhill> Cash baby
17:00 <e|f> yep
17:00 <jasonhill> Doin much tonight elf? 
17:00 <jasonhill> :p
17:00 <e|f> heh
17:00 <breaker> e|f, You're naive and believe his made up lies.. you're fooled.
18:00 <jasonhill> elf is a smart man
18:00 <Zade> hello jasonhill
18:00 <jasonhill> Hes decided that you're a goose breaker
18:00 <jasonhill> Hello zade
18:00 <e|f> well i'm going soon honestly but when i do please be nicer to people here
18:00 <e|f> >_>
18:00 <jasonhill> Ok ill try elf
18:00 <e|f> good 4:)
19:00 <jasonhill> have a nice night :) 
19:00 <Floss> Omg can you smell elf's last meal?
19:00 <Floss> You're so fucking high up there
19:00 <jasonhill> lol
19:00 <breaker> b1rd's licking e|f's arse
20:00 <Floss> B1rd is the little sucky parasite fish. Elf is the shark
20:00 <jasonhill> we have some kind of affinity i wont lie
20:00 <breaker> Arrrseee lickkkaaa
20:00 <Floss> Num nums
21:00 <jasonhill> Brb smoke drugs
21:00 <lx> 1 Not too long now1 jasonhill...
21:00 <jasonhill> Quick two up
21:00 <breaker> haha. Drugs you do not have.. broke!
21:00 <jasonhill> Pro jekkkkktion
21:00 <jasonhill> Rejected
22:00 <Floss> This is fun :)
22:00 <jasonhill> :) 
22:00 <jasonhill> Indeed
22:00 <Floss> Thank fuck I can drink on my birthday now
23:00 <jigsaw> hi zade
23:00 <jigsaw> floth
23:00 <jigsaw> j
23:00 <jigsaw> cosi
23:00 <e|f> wine for me please
23:00 <e|f> heh
23:00 <jigsaw> hellfrier
23:00 <jigsaw> e|f
23:00 <Zade> hello jigsaw
24:00 <Floss> I'll tell the doc tomorrow at my appointment "oh I don't need the scan now, an internet retard told me I'm not actually pregnant"
24:00 <jasonhill> lpl
24:00 <jasonhill> No
24:00 <breaker> haha.. tell them it was b1rd
24:00 <jasonhill> Panda went to his doc saying... Bird said this bird said that
24:00 <Floss> He'll be like, oh that cunt
24:00 <breaker> yes
24:00 <jasonhill> Best to build a bit of a wall around irc ;) 
25:00 <jasonhill> Not too high but u dont let it leak
25:00 <jasonhill> Lol
25:00 <Floss> You should build a wall around yourself
25:00 <jasonhill> I have
25:00 <breaker> He's known to do the script hopping.. the Docs hate him.
25:00 <Floss> Fantastic
25:00 <jasonhill> Around my heart
25:00 <jasonhill> Breaker loves xanax being the Nervous type
25:00 <jasonhill> me i juss get my done n go home
25:00 <breaker> haha. I don't do drugs nor take any medications. :)
26:00 <jasonhill> Yes you do
26:00 <breaker> Nope.
26:00 <jasonhill> Yes
26:00 <Floss> Well I'm going to get a bunch of crack and go jump on the trampoline
26:00 <jasonhill> Ur doctor says otherwise
26:00 <jasonhill> Ok
26:00 <breaker> You like to lie about people alot dont you b1rd.. you got no idea about anything or anyone. Just shit in your head :)
27:00 <Floss> I take mad folic acid
27:00 <Floss> But I'm only pretending to be pregnant
27:00 <jasonhill> I know the areas you frequent for Dr shopping breaker, be careful you can get jail for it. 
27:00 <jasonhill> Altona specifically
27:00 <Floss> Oh noes!
27:00 <Floss> B1rd is coming!
27:00 <breaker> oh shit b1rd.. you got me
27:00 <jigsaw> hi beaker
28:00 <Floss> Do you have a rape whistle?
28:00 <breaker> :(
28:00 <jasonhill> I know 
28:00 <jasonhill> Pliv bashes breaker for xanies
28:00 <jasonhill> Looool
28:00 <Floss> Everyone behave, b1rd is Gunna tell on us
28:00 <jasonhill> And he hands em over coz hes a coward
28:00 <Zade> haha
28:00 <Floss> The feared Centrelink masturbator has our numbers!
28:00 <jasonhill> LOLOL
28:00 <jasonhill> Cant afford to live closer? 
29:00 <jasonhill> I remember Alison ur gf
29:00 <breaker> You're telling the story b1rdy :)
29:00 <jasonhill> Everyone was rootin her lol
29:00 <Floss> No he can't, nobody can, because nobody is as marvelous as the dole office wanker
29:00 <jasonhill> Tru
29:00 <breaker> The stage is all yours... Take it away b1rrddd
30:00 <jasonhill> Always has been breaker. 
30:00 <Floss> It'll get like when Charlie Sheen tried to do standup
30:00 <jasonhill> Meth
31:00 <Floss> Nobody likes you
31:00 <Floss> You'd think you'd change your behaviour
31:00 <jasonhill> u dont like urself
31:00 <Floss> On the contrary
31:00 <jasonhill> U dont
31:00 <Floss> I'm fucking awesome
31:00 <Zade> Floss are you talking about beaker or jasonhill?
32:00 <Floss> B1rd zade
32:00 <jasonhill> U are over confident it masks ur insecurities I know ur type AND your family
32:00 <Floss> The masturbating social security bandit
32:00 <Floss> Teehee
32:00 <jasonhill> Do my marketing if u like
32:00 <Floss> Omg U guyzzz I'm overconfident
32:00 <jasonhill> I thought of 'big reds good in bed' 
32:00 <Floss> No not my family
32:00 <jasonhill> ? 
33:00 <jasonhill> Simple it works its tru
33:00 <Floss> Are you calling my a sexual tomato?
33:00 <jasonhill> Ur a sexual terrorist
33:00 <Floss> Are your parents brother and sister?
33:00 <jasonhill> A cock seeking fkn
33:00 <jasonhill> Something
33:00 <jasonhill> Lol no
34:00 <jasonhill> But my sis has a nice bit of ass
35:00 <Floss> Can everyone see him call me a sexual terrorist then make a sexual remark about his sister
35:00 <Floss> You're IQ must be fkn low mate
35:00 <jasonhill> Lol
35:00 <Floss> I'm not whacking it in government offices
35:00 <jasonhill> thats y u love me. I'm so contradictory. 
36:00 <jasonhill> Not boring like breaker
36:00 <Floss> You're a cloth eared bint
36:00 <jasonhill> U want to get to know me 
36:00 <jigsaw> sounds like melb speak
36:00 <jasonhill> Lol
36:00 <breaker> b1rd, Abuse and/or harrassment on Austnet is not tolerated
36:00 <jasonhill> I want u to say those things to me when
36:00 <jasonhill> Im about to blow
36:00 <Zade> so you should leave then beaker 
37:00 <breaker> Zade, Yes you should.
37:00 <jasonhill> Lol zade is correct 
37:00 <jasonhill> Fuck off breaker
37:00 <Floss> You are why your mother is pro choice b1rd
37:00 <breaker> Make me :)
37:00 <jigsaw> youd know beaker
37:00 <jasonhill> I fkd my mum
37:00 <breaker> jigsaw = creepo
37:00 <Zade> another night, another fight beaker
37:00 <jigsaw> youre the grandmaster of abuse that everyone learns from
38:00 <Floss> Lol you just can't help yourself can you b1rd
38:00 <jigsaw> i love being a creepo, life dull otherwise
38:00 <Zade> everyones hates beaker
38:00 <jasonhill> Ahh come on I feel left out now zade ;] 
38:00 <Floss> You'll never be half the man your mother was b1rd
38:00 <jasonhill> Good root too
38:00 <breaker> lolol Floss. That's my line.
39:00 <Floss> I truly envy people that haven't met you
39:00 <jasonhill> ikr
39:00 <Floss> Did you grow an extra chromosome
39:00 <jasonhill> Yup
39:00 <Floss> Your mum must wish that abortions could be retroactive
40:00 <jasonhill> I dunno dont speak to her
40:00 <jasonhill> ugly now anyway
40:00 <breaker> b1rd is in damage control :)
40:00 <Zade> its a shame beakers mother didnt have a clothes hanger close by 
41:00 <breaker> Zade, Abuse and/or harrassment on Austnet is not tolerated.
41:00 <jigsaw> hung him dry
41:00 <jigsaw> poor beaky
41:00 <jasonhill> So much hate I'm gtn horny
41:00 <Zade> you abuse people whenever you are here breaker
41:00 <Floss> B1rd couldn't find a bicycle if it was parked between his ass cheeks
42:00 <jasonhill> hate more guys
42:00 <Floss> He told be I am weak and not pregnant
42:00 <Floss> The cunt asked for it
42:00 <jasonhill> Lol
43:00 <Floss> I could've been your dad b1rd, but your mum didn't have change for $5
43:00 <jasonhill> I get horny when women mad at me
43:00 <Floss> You're about as useful as Anne Frank's drumset
43:00 <jasonhill> :/
43:00 <Floss> I'm not mad at you
43:00 <Floss> I think you're revolting
43:00 <jasonhill> Ur trying
44:00 <jasonhill> Here we go :) 
44:00 <jasonhill> Keep it coming
44:00 <Floss> Can we put b1rd in the dumb cunt Sleepytime place
45:00 <jasonhill> Naa it's not authentic
45:00 <jasonhill> U gotta really hate me
45:00 <jasonhill> Then ill bar up
46:00 <Floss> I couldn't really give a fuck you silly little man
46:00 <jasonhill> hmm
46:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
46:00 <jasonhill> Cant feel the hate 
46:00 <jasonhill> Lol
46:00 <Floss> There's is no hate
46:00 <jasonhill> Thats the problem
46:00 <Floss> You're just a joke
47:00 <Floss> Your whole life is a joke
47:00 <breaker> Zade, No, I don't.. it's all in your head :)
47:00 <jasonhill> You are not preggas
47:00 <Floss> Have fun being you the rest of your life
47:00 <jasonhill> It's a story to influence and trick Johns on irc
47:00 <Floss> Giving yourself sad little handies
47:00 <jasonhill> It's a basic hypnotic induction. 
47:00 <jasonhill> I see you hun
48:00 <jigsaw> wrrikson handshake induction
48:00 <breaker> b1rd doesn't respect women you see.. he thinks he's a 'man'
48:00 <jigsaw> errikson
48:00 <Floss> Everyone that deals with you just tolerates you
48:00 <jasonhill> Better than having parasitic hoes in my life
48:00 <Floss> Nobody will ever love you
48:00 <jasonhill> Who only want cash for next whack
48:00 <jasonhill> I love myself
48:00 <Floss> Because you're a useless sack of shit
49:00 <jasonhill> I dont want u or ur gf's floss
49:00 <jasonhill> I mean it
49:00 <jigsaw> point to floss
50:00 <Floss> I sincerely hope you haven't reproduced
50:00 <jasonhill> I havent
50:00 <Floss> I don't know how you get up everyday and have to be you
51:00 <Floss> It's sad
51:00 <jasonhill> It's easy
51:00 <jasonhill> Coz im not acting hun
51:00 <Floss> Also
51:00 <Floss> Your mother fucks for bricks so she can build a whorehouse for your sister
51:00 <Floss> Goodnight :)
52:00 <jasonhill> Yea shes hot
52:00 <jigsaw> badum tish
52:00 <jasonhill> ah she will learn. An amateur. 
53:00 <e|f> when was the last time you saw your family ?
54:00 <jasonhill> Only see some of em
54:00 <e|f> true
54:00 <jasonhill> don't like em much
54:00 <e|f> yup
54:00 <jasonhill> my mum i hope she dies
54:00 <jasonhill> Soon
55:00 <e|f> lovely
55:00 <jasonhill> Shes nasty
55:00 <jasonhill> Tried to chuk me in hospital to shut me up about me misses rooting kids
56:00 <jasonhill> And supported her knowing what she does
56:00 <jasonhill> so she's dead to me
56:00 <breaker> You're lying b1rd
56:00 <jasonhill> it's a true story
56:00 <jasonhill> This is my name nothing to hide
56:00 <breaker> That's the story you tell everyone to believe.. the truth is somewhat different.
57:00 <jasonhill> I dont lag on even the lowest crims tho
57:00 <jasonhill> U just distance urself 
57:00 <jasonhill> It's the truth
57:00 <jasonhill> She was fucking kids
57:00 <jasonhill> 10 11
58:00 <e|f> interesting gene pool
58:00 <jasonhill> My wife? 
58:00 <e|f> nevermind
58:00 <jasonhill> Well
58:00 <jasonhill> What can u do. 
58:00 <breaker> Your mum tried to put you in a hospital cause you're mental. You're not all there in the head and your ex gf filled her in on all the details that your mum didn't know about :)
58:00 <jasonhill> Im similar genetics but I don't fk with kids
59:00 <jasonhill> No mate shes a kiddy fiddler too
59:00 <jasonhill> So supported me misses
59:00 <breaker> You're lying b1rd
59:00 <jasonhill> She fkd me when I was a kid
59:00 <jasonhill> Somehow thinks it's normal
59:00 <jasonhill> I dont
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