// #sydney — 2019-05-01
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06:03:03 <b1rd> Hi o_
06:04:28 <b1rd> Brb
06:04:28 <lx> seeya b1rd...
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06:09:00 <b1rd> Hi o_
06:11:00 <b1rd> Brb
06:11:00 <lx> 1 seeya1 b1rd...
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07:57:15 <Lumeah> Morning
08:13:58 <b1rd> Gday
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09:20:42 <JedStar> Ahoy hoy fellow life travellers
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09:35:47 <Floss> Morning
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10:08:49 <Lumeah> Yeah mine does that
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10:17:13 <Lumeah> Anoyin huh
10:18:02 <Floss> Yeah
10:18:21 <Floss> I feel like twisties and coffee is a good breakfast choice
10:18:28 <Lumeah> Haha
10:19:06 <Lumeah> I had bacon egg avo then n pancakes
10:19:16 <Lumeah> From maccas
10:19:43 <Lumeah> Because i can put my feet up n noone cares
10:19:46 <Lumeah> Lo
10:20:14 <Floss> Ooo nice
10:20:19 <Floss> I may get krc for lunch
10:20:30 <Floss> Depends if I cbfed driving 2 km
10:20:52 <Floss> I'm having another lazy day :(
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10:22:25 <Floss> Hi hellfury
10:22:50 <HellFury> hey
10:23:16 <HellFury> far out my back and hips
10:23:19 <Floss> Doing much today?
10:24:12 <HellFury> got smoke alarm guy here atm changing batteries
10:24:18 <HellFury> but probably nothing
10:24:32 <HellFury> i'm really stiff from hips to top of back
10:25:15 <Floss> Oh dear :( poor thing
10:25:30 <Floss> Does moving help? Or rest?
10:26:18 <HellFury> just moved around
10:26:21 <HellFury> still sore
10:26:44 <HellFury> i may dc for a min hes gonna check the safety switch
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10:36:32 <HellFury> wow
10:36:36 <Floss> Wb :)
10:36:41 <HellFury> must be time to get another external hard drive
10:36:42 <HellFury> ta
10:37:03 <HellFury> i have a 4t and it took a bit to load up windows
10:37:13 <HellFury> coz of the ext hard drive
10:37:14 <Floss> Lol wow
10:37:40 <HellFury> i changed to a SSD internal so it loads windows fast but it didn't just now
10:37:42 <Floss> I have a 1t for my movies and it's not full yet
10:37:54 <HellFury> music movies pics documents
10:38:01 <Floss> I'd like to put the Sims 4 on an external
10:38:33 <Floss> My laptop is pretty old I've already had the motherboard replaced once...she's tired
10:38:43 <HellFury> i have around 170GB of music
10:39:04 <HellFury> and 633 GB of movies
10:39:17 <HellFury> so the 4T comes in handy
10:39:30 <Floss> I think Netflix and Spotify slowed me down
10:39:53 <HellFury> i haven't got netflix
10:40:02 <HellFury> but only coz i don't watch a lot of tv
10:40:37 <HellFury> only time i do is when i do school pick up or i'm at parents
10:40:45 <Floss> Yeah neither do I, and my sis in law gave me her Stan login so I don't have to pay for it lok
10:41:07 <Floss> I'm currently watching fam guy
10:41:17 <Floss> It's either fam guy or the office over and over lol
10:42:05 <HellFury> yeah true
10:42:18 <HellFury> lately other half watches American Gods
10:42:36 <HellFury> so i got into it but apart from that i'm not fussed
10:42:41 <Floss> Oh I haven't heard of that
10:42:56 <HellFury> twins just use our tv to play Xbox
10:43:12 <HellFury> yeah interesting story line behind it
10:44:28 <HellFury> wow some people are lame.. hi my pretty queen i watched your pictures and love you and them so much i am so and so from ghana
10:44:30 <HellFury> um
10:44:31 <HellFury> no
10:44:59 <Floss> I have my other laptop plugged into the tv but if like to get a PS4 Pro for it
10:45:23 <Floss> I should've taken the one I bought my shithead ex-husband but it was a gift and it seemed kind of bitchy to do but still...lol
10:45:38 <HellFury> pity he can't have watched my pics.. i locked down my fb tighter than pongs ass
10:45:58 <Floss> Lol U want sum fuk?
10:46:04 <Floss> I get that a lot
10:46:13 <HellFury> i get the kissy faces
10:46:18 <Floss> Joy
10:46:22 <HellFury> then they get mad when i turn the cam on and aim it at Pat
10:46:27 <HellFury> who dat
10:46:31 <HellFury> boyfriend
10:46:32 <HellFury> slut
10:46:39 <HellFury> yeah and i did say im not interested
10:46:53 <HellFury> dunno how that makes me a slut lol
10:47:16 <HellFury> i had one guy try and research Osteoarthritis
10:47:24 <HellFury> only to tell me to go see my doctor?
10:47:48 <Floss> Lol
10:47:56 <Floss> Thanks fuy
10:48:01 <Floss> Guy*
10:48:07 <HellFury> i'm like yeah Doctor knows i have Osteoarthritis
10:48:17 <HellFury> hes the one who told me
10:48:23 <HellFury> after the tests came back
10:48:53 <HellFury> but it was funny seeing him make a fool of himself
10:49:27 <Floss> Lol yeah
10:49:33 <HellFury> but what made me giggle hard at 4 am was the dick pic
10:49:39 <Floss> People tell me how to fix what
10:49:41 <HellFury> and my reply
10:49:47 <Floss> What's wrong with me all the time
10:49:56 <Floss> Oh no dick pics hahaa
10:49:58 <HellFury> yah exactly
10:50:11 <HellFury> the guy didn't think i was nice when i sent this
10:50:31 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/mKhfB59
10:50:41 <HellFury> so another came in different angle
10:50:45 <Floss> Looool
10:51:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/FvEpeai
10:51:17 <Floss> Hahaha so true
10:51:44 <HellFury> and it was another 5 diff angles
10:51:49 <HellFury> still small
10:51:56 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/qZ31lTY
10:52:04 <HellFury> he stopped after this one
10:52:37 <HellFury> i got called a bitch i go no its called knowing when to stop sending dick pics
10:52:38 <Floss> I have PCOS and endo, somedays I'm in so much pain I can't walk, but women love to tell me about their hairdressers sisters dogwalker who rubbed some bullshit essential oil on their hips and now they have 12 children
10:52:59 <Floss> Lol it's funny when they never give up
10:53:23 <HellFury> have you had the one where they tell you that if you eat certain spice and drink certain things your body will heal yourself
10:53:31 <Floss> Lol yes
10:53:38 <Floss> It's all because I eat carbs
10:53:38 <HellFury> and God will heal you just pray
10:53:47 <HellFury> my response to the last one is
10:54:01 <HellFury> if God healed me you think i have Osteoarthritis and diabetic?
10:54:12 <HellFury> no fail they shut up
10:54:26 <Floss> It's what made losing my daughter so much harder...I had less than 2% chance of falling pregnant
10:54:43 <HellFury> mmm i feel your pain
10:54:58 <HellFury> i want kids but i can't have them
10:55:08 <Floss> But people love to tell me how they know someone who has it and now they have kids...like congratulations idgaf
10:55:46 <HellFury> 90% of people don't sit and actually listen to what your'e saying until you go stfu and listen
10:55:52 <HellFury> and then its like shit woah hold up
10:56:07 <HellFury> coz not every one is the same
10:56:58 <Floss> Hellfury that person brought their baby daughter to me while in Labor losing my own
10:57:04 <Floss> And dangled her Infront of me
10:57:46 <HellFury> what a bitch
10:57:55 <HellFury> yeah thats gonna make you feel better :(
10:58:03 <Floss> He doesn't think
10:58:12 <HellFury> nope they never do
10:58:56 <Floss> It's 11 and I'm still in pjs
10:59:00 <Floss> Winning at life
10:59:06 <HellFury> i got told if i lost weight i'd get a good boyfriend and have kids
10:59:37 <HellFury> i told them if they grew a penis and a brain in the right places they realize i do have a good guy and we are happy with the nieces and nephews
10:59:46 <HellFury> #truthhurts
11:01:40 <Floss> Yeah people like to armchair diagnose and fix problems
11:02:31 <Floss> My dog is in the way of my legs
11:02:58 <HellFury> cat just ran past dunno what i fed her but shes high on cat nip
11:03:09 <Floss> She can sit anywhere on the bed but she chooses to sit there so I can't stretch
11:03:13 <Floss> Lol
11:05:38 <b1rd> Lol
11:05:43 <HellFury> haha
11:05:53 <HellFury> Sara the orange cat just streaked past
11:06:08 <HellFury> bounced off a wall and then skid to a stop in front of couch
11:06:20 <HellFury> then gives me the WHAT!? look
11:06:23 <Floss> Cats are fkn weird
11:06:25 <HellFury> and licks her paw innocently
11:06:38 <HellFury> yeah they are
11:06:51 <HellFury> the black one is sleeping on table outside legs spread
11:07:07 <HellFury> she aint no lady
11:07:42 <HellFury> i know dogs sleep like this
11:07:43 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/j8NDtDC
11:07:46 <HellFury> but cats?
11:12:24 <Floss> Lol that's how my dog sleeps
11:12:38 <Floss> She's in her Jim jams ATM cause she got clipped and bathed last night
11:12:44 <Floss> She's still salty about it
11:13:02 <HellFury> awwww
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17:13:00 <HellFury> back [r: nap] [3h26m18s]
17:40:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Gooood evening kids :)
17:41:00 <b1rd> Heyyya
17:42:00 <Cosmic^Girl> What's the haps?
17:45:00 <b1rd> Quiet day
19:18:00 <Lumeah> Hi Floss
19:19:00 <Floss> How was your day
19:19:00 <Lumeah> Yeah went ok
19:20:00 <Floss> That's good :)
19:24:00 <Floss> I want something but I don't know what I want
19:24:00 <Lumeah> Hate that
19:25:00 <Lumeah> đ«
19:28:42 <Cosmic^Girl> How is everyone tonight?
19:28:42 <^bozoJim> I am ok thanks
19:28:42 <Lumeah> Yeah.. Hear. Lol
19:28:42 <Lumeah> Here
19:28:42 <Cosmic^Girl> Fab news! :)
19:28:42 <dtrain> hey peeps
19:28:43 <steven> gday
19:28:43 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey dtrain :)
19:28:43 <dtrain> hey babe how are you??
19:32:00 <JedStar> Ahoy hoy
19:35:00 <Floss> Yeah I deff want chocolate but what kind
19:35:00 <energizer> sup
19:35:00 <dtrain> hi beagle
19:35:00 <energizer> choccy for me, too?
19:35:00 <Floss> There's none here anyway so I don't know why I'm bothering
19:35:00 <Floss> I need to apply for the job e|f found me the other night
19:35:00 <energizer> e|f seems like good people
19:36:00 <energizer> what u applying for, Floss?
19:36:00 <froz> yo
19:37:00 <Floss> Primary school positions
19:37:00 <energizer> yo froz
19:37:00 <Floss> I wanna be an ed support teacher
19:37:00 <energizer> oh cool cool
19:37:00 <partay> e|f is solid
19:37:00 <energizer> my sister is studying to be an aide I think
19:37:00 <energizer> solid like partay's partay stick
19:37:00 <partay> super solid
19:38:00 <energizer> solid snake
19:38:00 <partay> Floss why not a teacher?
19:38:00 <partay> energizer weekend festivities
19:38:00 <partay> https://www.intelextrememasters.com/season-14/sydney/
19:38:00 <Floss> I don't want to go to uni
19:39:00 <partay> why not?
19:39:00 <Floss> I'm just doing cert 3 education support
19:39:00 <Floss> I want to be working, and eventually go into school admin
19:39:00 <energizer> mad, partay
19:39:00 <energizer> you going to that?
19:39:00 <partay> yes with the boy
19:39:00 <energizer> I can't imagine much appeal in sharing a room with thousands of gamer tweens
19:39:00 <partay> went last year
19:39:00 <energizer> I do reckon it'd be pretty sweet
19:40:00 <partay> actually most were 18+
19:40:00 <energizer> didn't faze clan get caught cheating
19:40:00 <partay> not at that event
19:40:00 <partay> they won though
19:40:00 <Floss> Cs, counter strike?
19:40:00 <energizer> yep
19:40:00 <partay> yes
19:40:00 <Floss> Omg it would smell like Bo and virginity
19:41:00 <energizer> I wonder... If Intel are sponsors and they provide the PCs to play on, what's stopping them from setting up Faze with their hax so their sponsored team looks the goods in front of the public?
19:41:00 <partay> well nothing I guess
19:43:00 <energizer> speaking of, intel recently released a new 9th gen chip at the same price point as the 8th gen i5 8600... $399.. but 25% faster
19:43:00 <energizer> so expensive to get a CPU
19:43:00 <Floss> I don't know machinery
19:43:00 <partay> well i spent 900 on a 1080
19:43:00 <Floss> My laptop is red
19:44:00 <Floss> So is faster
19:44:00 <energizer> 1080 or 2080?
19:44:00 <energizer> red, noice
19:44:00 <partay> 1080
19:44:00 <froz> commie laptop
19:44:00 <partay> 12 months ago
19:44:00 <Floss> I have a Samsung r780
19:44:00 <Floss> I had the motherboard replaced last year
19:44:00 <Floss> I've had it for about 8yrs
19:46:00 <energizer> that'd be a pricey repair wouldn't it?
19:46:00 <Floss> It was like $300
19:46:00 <Floss> Parts and labor
19:47:00 <Floss> Friend of a friend helped me out
19:47:00 <energizer> nice, laptop still goes for about $900 on ebay
19:49:00 <Floss> She's a good girl
19:49:00 <Floss> Slowing down a bit but eh
19:49:00 <dtrain> lego masters!!!!
19:50:00 <Lumeah> Yup
20:12:00 <Floss> I just sent my resume off :)
20:12:00 <Floss> I wish e|f was around
20:22:00 <HellFury> mmm love pissing off men who ask for tit pics
20:26:00 <froz> HellFury you are female?
20:27:00 <HellFury> well if men had tits vaginas and periods and looked like a girl
20:27:00 <HellFury> then sure
20:27:00 <HellFury> but my birth cert says i am
20:27:00 <HellFury> :)
20:28:00 <froz> Ok now I'm confused. YOu one of those transitional people? Lol
20:28:00 <HellFury> no
20:28:00 <HellFury> it means im really female
20:28:00 <HellFury> i do have a female name
20:28:00 <froz> so a female then. Great. Can I get a tit pic please? ;)
20:28:00 <HellFury> just shortenened
20:28:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/900y0lR
20:29:00 <froz> lol, wow, you almost look like a cow
20:29:00 <HellFury> thats not me
20:29:00 <HellFury> i don't do tit pics
20:29:00 <HellFury> thats the point
20:29:00 <froz> lol, i was kidding
20:29:00 <HellFury> i got a ket pic
20:29:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/KmUB4Ua
20:29:00 <HellFury> and shes sitting here doing exactly that
20:30:00 <froz> grumpy pussy
20:30:00 <HellFury> Yah sara is
20:30:00 <HellFury> its raining outside
20:30:00 <HellFury> and she doesn't want to go pee in greas
20:30:00 <HellFury> grass not greas
20:30:00 <froz> looks like she needs more food :P I'm a cat person, they don't need much attention. "feed me and F off"
20:30:00 <HellFury> haha
20:31:00 <HellFury> actually i think thats what it is
20:31:00 <HellFury> i missed her 3 pm feeding
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20:40:00 <Floss> I keep falling off
20:40:00 <HellFury> :|
20:40:00 <HellFury> glue ya butt on
20:40:00 <Floss> I'm derpy
20:40:29 * HellFury smacks jigsaw in the head with a rolled up newspaper..stop attention seeking jigsaw
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20:40:58 <jigsaw> i was opening up a spot for you hun
20:41:00 <Floss> Is bong famous like pong is?
20:41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1No
20:41:00 <Floss> Pong tells me all the time, pong is very famous
20:41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Only 1 pong
20:41:00 <froz> erm [[[[bong]]]]]
20:41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Lies only told u once
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20:42:00 <Floss> All the time
20:42:00 <[[[[bong]]]]]> ppl here seem to like [[[[bong]]]]]
20:42:00 <Floss> There's too many line
20:42:00 <Floss> My eyes don't like
20:44:00 <Floss> I want to go out drinking with Peter and stewie
20:45:00 <partay> id go with quagmire
20:47:00 <froz> Trump!
20:50:06 Topic Is: Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1499) 2. b1rd(1260) 3. Floss(633) 4. Exo(317) 5. ^bozojim(285) 6. partay(260) 7. HellFury(149) 8. dazzo2(118) 9. Cosmic^Girl(111) 10. Lumeah(110)
20:50:06 Set By: (Sutekh) on: Mon Apr 29 20:00:40 2019
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20:58:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Seriously. Fuck home loanssss!
20:58:00 <partay> Cosmic^Girl you looking for one ?
20:58:09 <JedStar> Ahoy hoy
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20:59:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha no, I'm just having a tantrum over mine taking my hard earned $$
20:59:00 <President_Trump> why'd u get it then?
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20:59:58 <anotherirc3r> heya JedStar
21:00:11 <JedStar> Howdy there anotherirc3r
21:00:13 <JedStar> How are you doing?
21:00:23 <jigsaw> jenjenjenjen
21:00:53 <anotherirc3r> i'm doing well thanks and yourself?
21:01:00 <partay> oh lol
21:01:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Becauseeee I wanted a house? Though this isn't a new thing. I've had a home loan since I was 20. I just feel like having a tantrum about it tonight
21:01:00 <partay> yes they are good at that
21:01:00 <energizer> at least you own a place hey
21:01:03 <anotherirc3r> gettin' jiggy wit it
21:01:31 <JedStar> Yah doing alright thanks anotherirc3r
21:01:39 <JedStar> Just floating along as per usual
21:01:45 <anotherirc3r> nice
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21:01:56 * jigsaw hugs anotherirc3rs eyes out
21:02:00 <partay> paying out your mortgage is an awesome feeling
21:02:00 <partay> *citation
21:02:00 <partay> * i actually kept mine going
21:02:00 <partay> so i can use the redraw at 3.7%
21:02:00 <partay> :)
21:02:15 <anotherirc3r> haha that's both creepy and cute
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21:02:27 <jigsaw> i know ;)
21:02:44 <jigsaw> the air freshens
21:03:00 <partay> every month i with draw 500
21:03:00 <partay> they hate it
21:03:00 <partay> keep sending me letters
21:03:00 <partay> :)
21:03:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Good. At least someone is making them hate something like I hate home loans
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21:05:00 <partay> lol
21:05:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I like living life too much to bother with home loans. But now I'm putting on my grown up panties and budgeting.....or something
21:05:00 <partay> make weekly payment if you can
21:05:00 <partay> dont do the monthly thing
21:06:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I already make weekly payments, now I'm going to do EXTRA weekly payments. Boo hiss
21:06:00 <partay> wow
21:06:00 <partay> how adult
21:06:00 <Cosmic^Girl> So much adulting it hurts
21:06:00 <partay> yep fuck it off
21:06:00 <partay> the disposable income you have once its gone is nutz
21:07:00 <partay> i fly business class
21:07:00 <partay> kardashian kosmic
21:07:00 <Cosmic^Girl> But I also don't want to be 70 with said disposable income... because what fun is that?
21:07:00 <partay> none
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21:08:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I would rather have my disposable income when I won't break a fucking hip
21:08:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Anyway. Look at us having an adult conversation
21:09:37 Quit: Cosmic^Girl (~Cosmic^[email protected]) Quit: This is why we can't have nice things, darling.
21:13:00 <partay> look at us go
21:14:00 <partay> i hope your home loan starts with a 3 too
21:14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Less than that
21:14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Am I winning?
21:14:00 <partay> you have already won
21:14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Phewwww
21:15:00 <partay> and salary sacrificing super?
21:15:00 <partay> novated lease on your car
21:15:00 <Cosmic^Girl> No idea what that means. I pay super. I own my cars outright
21:16:00 <partay> salary sacrafice means it comes out pre-tax
21:16:00 <partay> employer and your contributions
21:16:00 <partay> reduce your tax
21:17:00 <Cosmic^Girl> So I shouldn't be paying it per pay?
21:18:00 <partay> yes
21:18:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Just before tax?
21:18:00 <partay> every pay
21:18:00 <partay> do you work for yourself?
21:18:00 <partay> or a payg employer?
21:18:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm a teacher....I work for the governnnnment
21:18:00 <partay> well
21:19:00 <partay> salary sacrifice
21:19:00 <partay> my god woman
21:19:00 <partay> if youre not youre cray cray(er)
21:19:00 <energizer> partay is right
21:19:00 <energizer> for a change :)
21:19:00 <energizer> good idea to contribute extra to super
21:20:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Right! Well I pay super every pay, but I will look into whatever that is
21:20:00 <partay> https://www.remserv.com.au/
21:20:00 <energizer> it means paying extra - voluntary contribution to your super
21:20:00 <partay> i know for a fact they do
21:20:00 <partay> energizer not necessarily
21:20:00 <partay> just ss your current contributions
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21:20:39 * HellFury hands jigsaw double scotch on the cocks!
21:21:00 <energizer> can you do that? what does it achieve?
21:21:00 <energizer> tax would still be 15% wouldn't it
21:21:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Okay! I'll get onto that tomorrow
21:21:00 <partay> we can even ss public transport costs
21:21:00 <energizer> do you mean salary package
21:21:00 <partay> no
21:21:05 <jigsaw> stop attention seeking hellfry
21:21:20 <JedStar> How about we all take some chill pills?
21:21:25 <anotherirc3r> NO
21:21:30 <anotherirc3r> WE DON'T NEED NO CHILL PILLS
21:21:33 <JedStar> LOL
21:21:39 <JedStar> We all need chills
21:21:39 <JedStar> :D
21:21:46 <jigsaw> you do hellfy
21:22:00 <partay> so ss means that pre tax your super is paid into your super fund
21:22:00 <partay> then they pay you
21:22:00 <partay> so you pay less tax
21:22:00 <energizer> is that not how it works anyway
21:22:00 <partay> the tax on super is still 15% and not your marginal rate
21:22:00 <energizer> you don't get hit with 32.5% and then another 15% when it goes into super
21:22:00 <partay> so ill bet Cosmic^Girl $100
21:22:27 * jigsaw chills HellFury in carbonite and places her next to han
21:23:00 <partay> that she will get an extra 50 per pay
21:23:00 <partay> if ss's
21:23:00 <energizer> hang on can you explain
21:23:00 <energizer> you get paid super
21:23:00 <partay> yes
21:23:00 <energizer> its taxed on the way into super acc
21:23:00 <energizer> then you get 'paid' ignoring other fees taxes HECS etc
21:23:00 <energizer> and thats taxed at your normal rate
21:23:00 <energizer> am I wrong?
21:23:00 <partay> right
21:23:00 <partay> but the super comes out before you pay tax not after]
21:23:11 <anotherirc3r> good idea
21:23:50 <jigsaw> thanks jen ;)
21:24:00 <energizer> which tax
21:24:00 <partay> income tax
21:24:00 <partay> eg. ill keep it round figures
21:24:00 <energizer> your income tax doesn't include the super amount
21:24:00 <energizer> or am I wrong about that
21:24:00 <energizer> you're taxed at 15% on employer super contributions
21:24:00 <partay> say i earn 100K and get 10 % super
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21:24:50 <jigsaw> cath not here hmph
21:24:56 <jigsaw> shush Sutekh
21:25:00 <partay> and tax rate is 20%
21:25:00 <partay> i get paid 110
21:25:00 <partay> its taxed at 20%
21:25:00 <partay> pretax means i get paid 90K taxes at 20%
21:25:00 <partay> d
21:25:27 <anotherirc3r> it's all Sutekh's fault
21:25:39 <jigsaw> nah, he just rubs it in
21:25:51 <anotherirc3r> haha
21:25:52 <jigsaw> exxons fault
21:26:00 <partay> the super is taxed at 15 not 20
21:26:00 <dazzo2> Gday
21:26:00 <partay> you dont pay the tax twice
21:26:00 <dazzo2> Does me precum get pre tax
21:26:03 <jigsaw> he hoards her away some nights
21:27:00 <energizer> hang on you're saying your remuneration is 100k plus super?
21:27:00 <partay> no 110 with super
21:27:00 <energizer> so if 10% you get 110k pre tax
21:27:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't know what any this means, but imma just going to trust a random IRC person to salary sacrifice
21:27:00 <partay> where did you get 10% from?
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21:28:00 <energizer> partay> say i earn 100K and get 10 % super
21:28:00 <partay> yep
21:28:00 <energizer> you just said you get 110 pre tax, so you've added 10%. that's plus super
21:28:00 <partay> yes
21:28:00 <dazzo2> Yeah i dont understand tax
21:28:00 <partay> correct
21:28:00 <dazzo2> Meself
21:28:00 <energizer> right
21:28:00 <dazzo2> But i understand good food
21:28:00 <energizer> so your income tax is paid on 100k, so you pay $32,500 pa
21:28:00 <energizer> ignoring hecs etc
21:28:17 <Sutekh> sif
21:28:19 <Zade> hello jigsaw
21:28:21 <jigsaw> hi zade
21:28:32 <jigsaw> youhave been sif'd Sutekh
21:28:40 <Sutekh> haha
21:28:55 <Sutekh> you got her hogtied remember
21:29:00 <partay> well i was using 20 to simplfiy
21:29:00 <energizer> and the thresholdss
21:29:00 <energizer> yeah
21:29:00 <partay> but yes
21:29:00 <energizer> and you end up with $8,500 in your super acc
21:29:00 <energizer> taxed at 15%
21:29:00 <partay> yep.. if you ss you only earn 90K
21:29:00 <energizer> why
21:29:10 <jigsaw> that was days ago
21:29:22 <anotherirc3r> Sutekh!
21:29:26 <Sutekh> time to let her go mate
21:29:32 <Sutekh> hey anotherirc3r :)
21:29:33 <jigsaw> i have her strung up like a hammock
21:30:00 <partay> cos its pre tax
21:30:00 <energizer> where did 10 grand go
21:30:00 <energizer> your total income is 110, how does getting 10% super and reporting 90k income work
21:30:01 <anotherirc3r> how lovely
21:30:15 <jigsaw> you like jen? ;)
21:30:24 <jigsaw> spread out....
21:30:44 <anotherirc3r> haha can't say i do
21:30:49 <Sutekh> jigsaw is a real ladies man
21:31:00 <energizer> that's what you're saying right? contribute another x amount to super?
21:31:00 <partay> no
21:31:00 <energizer> not sacrifice the existing employer contribution
21:31:00 <energizer> got a link to some documentation on that?
21:31:00 <partay> your super amount is taxed at your marginal rate not 15
21:31:08 <jigsaw> yeah they like to keep me in a cell
21:31:24 <Sutekh> next he will be at a strip club touching the ladies boobs
21:31:29 <anotherirc3r> lol
21:31:33 <beagle> Lol irc cell
21:32:00 <partay> Salary sacrifice is an arrangement between you and your employer which enables you to pay for certain goods or services straight from your pre-tax salary. The effect is to reduce your taxable income and hence reduce your tax bill, whilst giving you tax effective access to a variety of goods and services.
21:32:00 <partay> technically super is part of your salary,.... it just separated
21:32:00 <energizer> right
21:32:00 <energizer> so you earn 110k
21:32:00 <b1rd> Hi Dazzo2
21:32:31 * Sutekh sits in the gentlemans chair
21:32:40 <jigsaw> noooo
21:32:49 <jigsaw> ill be wearing them
21:33:00 <energizer> you 'sacrifice' 10k to super, rather than pay your marginal rate
21:33:00 <partay> yes
21:33:00 <energizer> you still report 100k income...
21:33:00 <energizer> otherwise you've contributed 20k to your super
21:33:00 <energizer> what am I missing here
21:33:00 <partay> no your right
21:33:00 <energizer> so you're saying contribute twice as much to super...
21:34:00 <partay> you are correct
21:34:00 <energizer> you're saying two contradictory things
21:34:00 <partay> i was... i should have just used the real figures... but i was trying to explain to Cosmic^Girl
21:34:00 <partay> ;
21:34:00 <partay> :)
21:35:00 <energizer> alright
21:35:00 <partay> long story short Cosmic^Girl enquire tomorrow at work
21:35:00 <partay> then thank me later
21:35:54 <jigsaw> thats a komode Sutekh
21:36:00 <partay> here is a good calulator
21:36:00 <partay> https://www.amp.com.au/calculators/sal_sac_calculator/salary_sacrifice.htm#Top0
21:36:00 <energizer> just to be clear, unless you set up a separate, extra contribution of another 10k, your taxable income won't go from 100k to 90k if you switched your 10k of super to a ss. That's what it sounded like you were trying to say
21:36:00 <partay> yah correct
21:36:00 <energizer> right :D
21:36:15 <anotherirc3r> i want chocolate
21:36:54 * jigsaw drops a block of chocolate on a string and runs away ahead of anotherirc3r
21:37:00 <partay> i am guarenteeing Cosmic^Girl she will get an extra $50 a f/n if she salary sacrifices
21:37:00 <Floss> Hopefully I get gov work
21:37:00 <partay> in the hand
21:37:08 <anotherirc3r> mean!
21:37:13 <jigsaw> that sentence worked well
21:37:17 <anotherirc3r> i could probably eat the entire block too
21:37:27 <jigsaw> mean? what happened to creepy?
21:38:00 <partay> i will give Cosmic^Girl $100 cash if she doesnt
21:38:00 <energizer> you mean, in the super
21:38:00 <energizer> not in the hand
21:38:00 <partay> no
21:38:00 <partay> in the hand
21:38:00 <partay> cos it reduces your tax
21:38:00 <partay> thats the whole idea of doing it
21:38:01 <jigsaw> i bet you still have a ring stain from easter
21:38:03 <Sutekh> yum
21:38:25 <Sutekh> KFC and chocolates
21:38:32 <jigsaw> bleych
21:38:37 <JedStar> Howdy there Sutekh :D
21:38:44 <anotherirc3r> ring stain?
21:38:52 <jigsaw> around ya mouth
21:39:00 <energizer> i'm trying to clarify what the 'marginal rate' you're talking about is... i'm double checking and from what I'm reading, all super contributions whether ss or employer contributions are taxed at 15% under 300k
21:39:00 <energizer> that's the only tax you pay on a super contribution
21:39:00 <dazzo2> Gidday mate
21:39:00 <dazzo2> Hows it garn
21:39:00 <energizer> your income tax isn't based on your income inc. super, you are taxed on the amount after the super is paid...
21:39:00 <partay> use that calulator above
21:39:00 <partay> it explains it well
21:39:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Right...so if I ask my business manager to salary sacrifice... she'll know what I'm talking about?
21:39:03 <Sutekh> hey JedStar, how goes it?
21:39:04 <anotherirc3r> haha no
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21:39:08 <jigsaw> police academy style ;)
21:39:13 <Sutekh> evening Kate
21:39:13 <katatonic_kate00> peeps n freak
21:39:15 <anotherirc3r> I KNEW IT
21:39:15 <katatonic_kate00> s
21:39:16 <jigsaw> KAKEY! lixxx
21:39:18 <katatonic_kate00> sup
21:39:24 <anotherirc3r> i knew you'd be thinking something like that haha
21:39:32 <jigsaw> im creepy tonight katatonic_kate00 be warned
21:39:40 <katatonic_kate00> ah why
21:39:49 <anotherirc3r> it's normal
21:39:50 <JedStar> PRetty good thanks Sutekh
21:39:52 <jigsaw> jen said so
21:39:53 <JedStar> Howdy there katatonic_kate00
21:40:00 <partay> Cosmic^Girl 100%
21:40:00 <partay> energizer use that calulator above
21:40:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Perfect!
21:40:00 <energizer> oh lol partay. you're talking about making *voluntary contributions from your taxed income*, verses a ss
21:40:15 <katatonic_kate00> um âŠ. not sure her opinion is valid?
21:40:18 <katatonic_kate00> hey
21:40:28 <JedStar> Hows it going tonight katatonic_kate00?
21:40:39 <anotherirc3r> not sure i need your validation
21:41:00 <partay> NO
21:41:00 <energizer> thats what the calculator is talking about
21:41:00 <partay> just leave that blank
21:41:00 <energizer> read this: "Our 'Salary sacrifice calculator' helps you to compare the effect on take home pay and super contributions by making personal super contributions using two different methods, ie as a salary sacrifice contribution or as an after-tax contribution."
21:41:00 <partay> just out the standard 9.5 in
21:41:00 <partay> leave the personal one blank
21:41:00 <energizer> key words: as a salary sacrifice contribution or as an after-tax contribution."
21:41:00 <energizer> you'd have rocks in your head if you made an after tax contribution
21:41:12 <katatonic_kate00> wasnât giving it
21:41:14 <JedStar> We all love a bit of validation every now and then anotherirc3r
21:41:36 <jigsaw> kat fight!
21:42:00 <energizer> unless you'd won the lottery or an inheritance
21:42:00 <partay> if you dont ss you are
21:42:00 <energizer> ofc
21:42:00 <partay> putting it in post tax
21:42:00 <partay> only ss is pretax
21:42:00 <energizer> ofc!
21:42:00 <partay> and you have to use a provider
21:42:00 <partay> your employer doesnt do it by default
21:42:12 <JedStar> hahahah Im standing back from the kat fight
21:42:14 <JedStar> LOL
21:42:56 <anotherirc3r> we do JedStar but it depends on what it's for and who it's from
21:43:00 <energizer> you would never put money in your super from your pay manually, you've paid enormous tax on it
21:43:00 <energizer> if you want to give extra money to super you ss.. that's the only way
21:43:00 <partay> the govt allows up to 100K a year non consessional
21:43:00 <partay> (after tax)
21:43:00 <partay> with no tax paid
21:43:00 <partay> going in
21:43:06 <katatonic_kate00> meh next
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21:44:00 <energizer> you're making it sound like you can do something different with your existing 9.5% contribution
21:44:00 <partay> in what way?
21:44:00 <partay> not all employers offer ss
21:44:00 <partay> govt do
21:44:00 <energizer> well how on earth does reducing your income by sending it off to super give you extra cash in the hand?!
21:44:00 <partay> also its only a max of 25K a year pre tax
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21:44:13 <anotherirc3r> feel free to leave
21:44:26 <jigsaw> someone say free feel?
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21:44:39 <anotherirc3r> oh, god
21:44:43 <JedStar> LOL feelings are free
21:44:44 <JedStar> LOL
21:44:49 <jigsaw> im no god
21:44:52 <anotherirc3r> you guys suck
21:45:00 <partay> COS ITS PRE TAX
21:45:00 <partay> THEN they calculate your pay
21:45:00 <energizer> yess....... i get it
21:45:00 <energizer> but that pre tax money is in your super account, not your bank account
21:45:00 <partay> but the less tax you pay is in your pay
21:45:00 <energizer> and the take home pay is now minus the $150 or so you ss'd... much less than the tax you'll be saving
21:45:00 <partay> not srnt to the govt
21:45:02 <jigsaw> free suck now?
21:45:17 * jigsaw unrolls the tongue
21:45:23 <anotherirc3r> eeek
21:45:39 <jigsaw> VALID katatonic_kate00
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21:46:00 <energizer> (much more)
21:46:00 <partay> your paying that anyway
21:46:00 <steven> http://prntscr.com/nj2l6c
21:46:00 <dazzo2> Pay you pay me pay it together
21:46:00 <dazzo2> Naturally
21:46:00 <partay> use that calculator and put in 0.01% in the personal one
21:46:00 <partay> look at the results
21:46:08 <dazzo2> Gday
21:46:31 <katatonic_kate00> really?
21:46:38 <JedStar> howdy there dazzo2
21:46:55 <dazzo2> Hallo
21:47:00 <partay> shows the difference paying the same amount in to super pre and post tax
21:47:00 <partay> anyway Cosmic^Girl do it
21:47:14 <jigsaw> back laters
21:47:18 <dazzo2> Ok
21:48:00 <Cosmic^Girl> It's on my list
21:48:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I technically don't need to understand it
21:48:40 <Sutekh> haha
21:49:00 <energizer> hang on a minute
21:49:00 <energizer> this calculator is showing the difference assuming that I'm going to contribute that money after tax
21:49:00 <partay> no
21:49:00 <partay> well yes
21:49:00 <energizer> yes it shows 'after tax contributions'
21:50:00 <partay> cos if you dont ss thats when you pay it
21:50:00 <partay> thats right
21:50:00 <energizer> christ mate
21:50:00 <partay> exactly
21:50:00 <energizer> lol
21:50:00 <partay> well your employer pays it
21:50:00 <partay> you dont
21:50:00 <energizer> so you're not getting extra cash in hand if you go and set up SS unless you were already making after tax super contributions
21:50:00 <partay> NO
21:50:00 <partay> dude
21:50:00 <energizer> yes!
21:50:00 <partay> no
21:50:00 <President_Trump> dude
21:50:00 <partay> i dont make any after tax contrinutions
21:50:00 <partay> NONE
21:51:00 <partay> if you dont ss it comes out after tax
21:51:00 <energizer> right. let's say i earn 80k. let me plug this into your calculator
21:51:00 <energizer> hang on
21:51:00 <energizer> what comes out after tax?
21:51:00 <partay> your super is paid after tax
21:51:00 <energizer> your regular 9.5% does not come out after tax
21:51:00 <partay> yes it does
21:51:59 <Floss> Lol
21:52:00 <partay> ss it doesnt
21:52:00 <energizer> no it doesn't, your taxable income is minus your super, you've already paid tax on your super
21:52:00 <energizer> your calculator shows this
21:52:00 <partay> look at the two colums
21:52:00 <energizer> I am
21:52:00 <partay> one is less
21:52:00 <partay> the pretax one
21:52:00 <partay> which is ss
21:52:00 <partay> the other is not
21:52:00 <energizer> right
21:52:00 <energizer> now go and add the assumed after tax contributions back to the take home pay
21:52:08 <Floss> We had a slight issue
21:52:15 <Floss> Teehee đđ
21:53:00 <partay> add nothing
21:53:00 <partay> thats the final figure
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21:54:00 <partay> you paid tax on less the super amount
21:54:00 <partay> you dont add anything
21:54:00 <energizer> I'm about 80% sure I'm not confused by this
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21:55:00 <partay> which column is less
21:55:00 <partay> its simple
21:55:00 <partay> your super is coming out after tax as offposed to before
21:55:00 <Cosmic^Girl> 50% of the time, it works every time
21:56:00 <Floss> Are we still talking about this
21:56:00 <partay> lol
21:56:00 <energizer> like I said... the left column assumes you will make an extra, additional, post-tax contribution of the same amount as you intend to salary sacrifice. that's what you're talking about. you can't start salary sacrificing an extra amount you weren't already voluntarily contributing and end up with extra take home pay
21:56:00 <partay> energizer is confused by the wording after-tax contributions
21:56:00 <partay> NO
21:56:00 <energizer> yes, it does
21:56:00 <partay> where does it say extar
21:56:00 <energizer> let me show you
21:56:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm not talking about it. I'm just going to do it
21:56:00 <partay> ]ok wheres the defualt cobtribution?
21:56:00 <partay> ok wheres the defualt cobtribution?
21:57:00 <energizer> that's there too, on both sides
21:57:00 <energizer> https://i.imgur.com/n5CGh6N.png
21:57:00 <partay> where the extra
21:57:00 <energizer> i plugged in 80k with a 5% contribution - $4,000
21:57:00 <Floss> I had the card, some money was put on it each fortnight, I used to leave it a few months and let it build, it was good
21:57:26 <Floss> Fucks sake dazzo2 get it sorted mate
21:58:00 <energizer> 'Employer SG Contributions' is your mandated 9.5%
21:58:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Alrighty kids, I need some sleeeeep
21:58:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Thanks for my financial advice partay
21:58:00 <partay> lol nites
21:58:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'll shoot you my first extra fiddy bucks when I get it
21:58:00 <energizer> so.. again... unless you were already contributing that 5%, and you were doing it having paid income tax on it, you won't be better off on your weekly pay if you start a SS
21:58:00 <energizer> you'll better off in a net sense, as you'll pay less tax on your net income
21:58:00 <partay> sigh
21:59:00 <partay> thats the whole idea.. reduce your tax.. increase you net pay
21:59:00 <partay> the super contribs are the same
21:59:00 <partay> your not putting in extra
21:59:00 <partay> just pre tax
22:00:00 <partay> that pic explains it
22:00:00 <energizer> right, so then you ARE assuming you're already making x amount contribution as an after tax contribution
22:00:00 <partay> only if you dont ss
22:00:00 <partay> forget about personal contribs
22:00:00 <partay> just employer
22:00:00 <partay> they pay it pre tax
22:01:00 <energizer> employer is the 9.5%. ss is a personal contribution
22:01:00 <partay> well its compulsory
22:01:00 <partay> but yeah
22:01:00 <energizer> employer is already taxed at 15%.. even if you could SS your compulsory payment... you wouldn't gain anything from doing so
22:01:00 <partay> pre tax
22:01:00 <partay> you do
22:02:00 <President_Trump> u do it when u are on a higher tax bracket (thats neither of you two)
22:02:00 <partay> do it agin and put 0.01 for personal contrib.. lets leave that out
22:02:00 <energizer> man the employer contrib IS pre tax
22:02:00 <partay> ONLY IF YOU SS
22:02:00 <energizer> NO
22:02:00 <partay> other wise its not
22:02:00 <partay> yes
22:03:00 <Floss> Poos and wees
22:03:00 <partay> do it agin and put 0.01 for personal contrib.. lets leave that out
22:03:00 <partay> the ss column will be less
22:03:00 <partay> by your reckoning it wont
22:03:00 <energizer> no lol they are exactly the same
22:03:00 <energizer> want a screenshot?
22:03:00 <partay> no they are not
22:04:00 <partay> i have one too
22:04:00 <energizer> you're right - there is $1.56 difference due to that 0.01%
22:06:00 <partay> 80000 x.01=?
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22:06:38 <jigsaw> new scifi show starting tonight
22:06:41 <anotherirc3r> heya Trumpy
22:06:42 <jigsaw> Timeless
22:07:00 <jigsaw> woosh
22:07:00 <energizer> https://i.imgur.com/ZsZB35Z.png
22:07:01 <President_Trump> *bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak*bok*squeak
22:07:39 <anotherirc3r> ?
22:08:00 <energizer> am I retarded lol
22:08:01 <jigsaw> crim steals a time machine, imaging the havoc
22:08:11 <anotherirc3r> ohh
22:08:32 <anotherirc3r> eh. bit over time machine movies
22:09:00 <energizer> you can't SS your default 9.5% contribution and there'd be no point if you could - it already doesn't count towards your taxable income and it's already taxed at 15%
22:09:12 <jigsaw> downloading 2 seasons of it
22:09:31 <jigsaw> new to AU free to air
22:10:22 <anotherirc3r> too many series' now
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22:10:40 <jigsaw> most are shit
22:11:37 <anotherirc3r> too much choice!
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22:13:38 <anotherirc3r> hi slower
22:14:24 <Sutekh> shit show, i watched it
22:16:00 <partay> poo i cant access my work portal from here... not saying youre wrong for the man in the street. QLD gov contribs get taken out pre tax. Then both get 15% taxed on the way in. Saves 17% on my contibutions. I'll scan it in tomorrow
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22:16:40 <Sutekh> shows need nudity and killings
22:16:51 <HellFury> which show does
22:17:00 <partay> anyway.. good chat
22:17:00 <partay> energizer is smrt
22:17:00 <energizer> hah :) likewise. Not trying to be a dick... I want to be wrong if it will save me money
22:17:30 <katatonic_kate00> lol
22:17:31 <jigsaw> most do these days
22:17:42 <katatonic_kate00> like vikings!
22:17:50 <Sutekh> timeless has killings, but lacks nudity
22:18:00 <President_Trump> partay he looks smart in comparison to the person he is talking to yes
22:18:00 <energizer> ohhhh trumpy with the sik burnz
22:18:00 <energizer> jokes, lame
22:18:00 <energizer> next
22:19:00 <katatonic_kate00> full frontal?
22:19:00 <BeanieBabie> great
22:19:08 <jigsaw> yup
22:19:14 <katatonic_kate00> meh
22:19:15 <Sutekh> hah Kate, yeah like GOT
22:19:18 <jigsaw> like game of thrones
22:19:22 <katatonic_kate00> lol
22:19:25 <jigsaw> outlander
22:19:32 <katatonic_kate00> outlander⊠yeah
22:19:50 <katatonic_kate00> but the whole gay BDSM series was a bit WTF
22:19:56 <katatonic_kate00> how is this adding to the story line
22:20:28 <jigsaw> things are equal now
22:20:29 <Sutekh> haha good point Kate
22:20:41 <katatonic_kate00> lol
22:20:59 <katatonic_kate00> it was just a bit creepy weird
22:21:05 <katatonic_kate00> kinda like irc lol
22:21:11 <jigsaw> like me
22:21:16 <jigsaw> creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy
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22:21:39 <katatonic_kate00> lol
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22:22:00 <energizer> see yas
22:22:45 <Sutekh> jigsaw, all u need is a haircut and put on a tie
22:22:57 <katatonic_kate00> and a suit!
22:23:06 <jigsaw> and a full body wax
22:23:31 <katatonic_kate00> yeah thatâs the creepy bit
22:23:35 <katatonic_kate00> probs skip that
22:23:51 <jigsaw> very theraputic
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22:25:21 <katatonic_kate00> if youâre a sadomasochistic, perhaps
22:25:53 <jigsaw> messykissed
22:26:19 <jigsaw> creeped out yet kake?
22:26:43 <katatonic_kate00> yes!
22:26:50 <jigsaw> my work here is done
22:27:01 <katatonic_kate00> lol
22:27:36 <jigsaw> <exaunt> <flourish>
22:28:05 <anotherirc3r> damn.. i thought that said exit
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22:29:18 <jigsaw> it does
22:29:20 <Sutekh> ohh what happened to the amelia that used to frequent IRC ;/
22:29:51 <katatonic_kate00> pimped out?
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22:30:04 <Sutekh> wah
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22:34:00 <beehhh> https://imgur.com/a/ioNOdDs
22:35:00 <b1rd> Hiyas
22:35:26 <jigsaw> exo never returned amelia, lost forever
22:36:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PATk8FcuOY
22:36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marillion - Kayleigh Lavender Heart Of Lothian - Out of Season (Dec 27, 2014) Length: 10:07 - Category: Music - 71,739 views - 427 likes (96.2%), 17 dislikes (3.8%)
22:36:00 <beehhh> you alright bud
22:36:00 <beehhh> https://imgur.com/a/ioNOdDs
22:36:00 <froz> nice flowers
22:37:10 <anotherirc3r> oh, well
22:37:31 * jigsaw swings that chocolate on his finger
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22:37:45 <b1rd> She was nice
22:37:52 <b1rd> Give her bak exo
22:38:00 <beehhh> secret garden near my campus
22:39:00 <beehhh> do you remember...
22:39:06 <anotherirc3r> eh. we can agree to disagree on that
22:39:17 <b1rd> How come
22:39:27 <katatonic_kate00> coughs⊠not valid
22:39:42 <b1rd> Least she skinny
22:39:49 * jigsaw creeps over katatonic_kate00 shoulder valid
22:40:08 <katatonic_kate00> :|
22:40:18 <anotherirc3r> since when did how someone looks make any difference to their personality?
22:40:24 <anotherirc3r> ..or lack thereof
22:40:32 <b1rd> Yea tru. Great girl
22:40:45 <b1rd> Reminds me of me
22:40:47 <jigsaw> i had a mate once he was grey
22:40:51 <b1rd> Conniving
22:40:53 <jigsaw> aparently he died
22:41:13 <b1rd> Cool bro
22:41:19 <anotherirc3r> she wasn't a good person
22:41:29 <katatonic_kate00> lol
22:41:35 <b1rd> Wats a good person?
22:41:38 <b1rd> These days
22:41:49 <jigsaw> woman with a tray of beer
22:41:55 <b1rd> Ye
22:42:00 <beehhh> uk weather seems to be the best for lil people
22:42:00 <beehhh> they grow up enjoying nature
22:42:12 <jigsaw> dead in 1 2 3 4
22:42:20 <b1rd> Lol
22:42:49 * anotherirc3r groans
22:43:20 <b1rd> Na she was great, cold as ice
22:43:50 <jigsaw> groan away, im still alive
22:44:29 <b1rd> Sposed a sleep
22:45:25 <beagle> Is jade more expensive than gold
22:45:37 <jigsaw> whos jade
22:45:40 <jigsaw> :)
22:45:51 <b1rd> Shes hot
22:46:00 <President_Trump> welcome sub human
22:46:00 <beehhh> flood culled rest of your cattle
22:46:12 <anotherirc3r> you're up late b1rd
22:46:16 <b1rd> Ye
22:46:18 <b1rd> Ikr
22:46:39 <beagle> Jade is a ttpe of rock
22:46:42 <b1rd> Gonna finish smoke my bowl n try sleep
22:47:00 <beehhh> politicians are milking strippers to win vote
22:47:00 <beehhh> assange n panda both has one thing common - ADHD
22:47:02 <jigsaw> think its not worth much, like quartz
22:47:04 <b1rd> Sks
22:49:49 <anotherirc3r> emerald is prettier
22:50:44 <b1rd> She sexy 2
22:50:51 <anotherirc3r> haha
22:51:02 <jigsaw> does anyone really need a $10000 wedding ring? its only good for one day
22:51:21 <b1rd> Not 4 me
22:51:32 <anotherirc3r> i'd be annoyed with my partner if he spent that much
22:51:40 <b1rd> Unless u hang in rich circles
22:51:48 <b1rd> Wat 4
22:51:58 <jigsaw> you wear it for the wedding then it goes in safe deposit box for life :)
22:52:07 <anotherirc3r> waste of money
22:52:16 <katatonic_kate00> 10 K for an engagement ring isnât that muchâŠ.
22:52:24 <jigsaw> ha!
22:53:08 <katatonic_kate00> it will get you bout 1 carat
22:53:11 <b1rd> There's no limit obviously lol
22:53:32 <b1rd> 2 wat can spend
22:53:34 <President_Trump> waste of money on you anotherirc3r coz you would pawn it and go play the pokies
22:53:54 <b1rd> lol
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22:54:27 <anotherirc3r> haha
22:54:43 <Floss> There's cats banging outside
22:55:03 <Floss> Can't see but I can hear em
22:55:06 <b1rd> Better than inside rite
22:55:07 <anotherirc3r> nah. i'd probably waste it on food
22:55:19 <jigsaw> $10k of chocolate
22:55:30 <jigsaw> spins finger
22:55:54 <Floss> Pissing all the neighbourhood dogs off
22:55:56 <anotherirc3r> chocolate and lollies
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22:56:12 <b1rd> Lol
22:57:05 <anotherirc3r> Costco apparently have a 1kg bag of haribos
22:57:07 <anotherirc3r> :D
22:57:18 <b1rd> Id buy a sports bike
22:57:27 <b1rd> Nice 1 for 10k
22:57:36 <Floss> Ohhhh I wanna go to the Costco in Canberra I've never been
22:58:01 <Floss> Driven past it a few times
22:58:02 <b1rd> The stuffs full of high fructose umm
22:58:10 <b1rd> Corn suyup
22:58:20 <b1rd> Makes u fat cosco food
22:58:47 <Floss> I just want to look around
22:59:04 <anotherirc3r> i'll be fat and happy
22:59:06 <anotherirc3r> SANTA CLAUS
22:59:09 <b1rd> U gotta sign up dontya
22:59:16 <b1rd> Lol.
22:59:27 <Floss> Yeah I don't mind I'll sign up
22:59:34 <anotherirc3r> yep, you do
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22:59:50 <b1rd> Non food items mayb ok never been
23:01:24 <Floss> I'll do the business membership lol
23:01:33 <Floss> $55 per year
23:02:04 <anotherirc3r> get me lollies while you're there
23:02:39 <b1rd> Night night my darlings.
23:03:39 <Floss> Byeee
23:05:00 <b1rd> Ne chiks
23:05:11 <anotherirc3r> ninight
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23:10:00 <HellFury> wanna see a b1rnt b1rd?
23:10:00 <b1rd> lol
23:11:00 <b1rd> Sup hellfury
23:13:00 <b1rd> Fk im up late
23:13:00 <HellFury> not much you
23:13:00 <b1rd> Same
23:13:00 <b1rd> Chillin bit of music
23:14:00 <HellFury> same
23:15:00 <katatonic_kate00> hell⊠you been watching GOT?
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate00> or youâre gonna binge watch at the end?
23:18:00 <beehhh> thanos wiped 50% of your creature
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23:19:00 <beehhh> im going to visit belfast to visit games of thrones site
23:19:00 <b1rd> Take ur meds beehhh
23:19:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gbVXz0wDQA
23:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Top Five Game of Thrones Locations (Northern Ireland) (Jul 5, 2015) Length: 2:52 - Category: Travel & Events - 110,657 views - 405 likes (97.6%), 10 dislikes (2.4%)
23:19:00 <beehhh> i quit all medications in uk
23:20:00 <beehhh> curing dementia with flowers and squirrels
23:20:46 <beagle> A lot of the sounds from animals r prehistoric
23:21:00 <HellFury> i dunno yet Kake
23:21:03 <beagle> Or .. So is listening to ur ex wife
23:21:14 <anotherirc3r> lol
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23:22:00 <HellFury> watched the end of season 7
23:22:00 <HellFury> might start watching season 8
23:22:00 <beehhh> i no make a joke
23:22:00 <beehhh> https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6639267/Hundreds-thousands-fish-die-major-Australian-river-marking-bizarre-mass-death.html
23:25:00 <b1rd> Listening triple m
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23:34:00 <beehhh> thanos aka scomo
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate00> oh wot lol
23:35:00 <beehhh> peter dutton for PM?
23:36:00 <beehhh> https://www.liveonlineradio.net/australia/abc-country.htm
23:36:00 <beehhh> wish i came to England a lot earlier
23:37:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4K06BbzpZ8
23:37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: VIRTUAL TOUR: Walking From East to West Croydon | SUMMER 2017 | London, UK (May 28, 2017) Length: 0 - Category: News & Politics - 31,798 views - likes dislikes
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23:47:00 <HellFury> www.beehhhisatwat.com
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23:50:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0dbGGvsjf8
23:50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody (Live at Rock Montreal, 1981) [HD] (Jul 1, 2010) Length: 5:32 - Category: Music - 11,140,453 views - 105,007 likes (98.6%), 1,463 dislikes (1.4%)
23:51:00 <beehhh> do you have internet there darling?
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23:56:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utJ9hU4cjiA
23:56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adam Lambert with QUEEN - Bohemian Rhapsody (Kiev) (Jul 1, 2012) Length: 6:20 - Category: Music - 4,912,702 views - 27,450 likes (88.7%), 3,514 dislikes (11.3%)
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