// #sydney — 2019-03-24
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00:08:00 <katatonic_kate00> oh hai there!
00:08:00 <katatonic_kate00> i heard a noise
00:08:00 <jigsaw> kakers
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate00> :D
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate00> ease up tiger
00:10:00 <jigsaw> cosi girl told me you like it rough
00:17:00 <President_Trump> whats CS?
00:18:00 <jigsaw> just seeing if hellfy is awake
00:18:00 <President_Trump> she is, we are sitting here naked together
00:18:00 <Exo`CS> counter strike
00:18:00 <President_Trump> bozojims good at that
00:19:00 <Exo`CS> he is a man of many talents
00:19:00 <HellFury> you have a mooseknuckle jiggerz
00:21:00 <Exo`CS> loool
00:22:00 <President_Trump> HellFury IS A GOOD MAN
00:22:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/LoVRemK
00:24:00 <HellFury> or maybe its this
00:24:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/KMh4ZBt
00:24:00 <HellFury> a big loaf of bread
00:25:00 <Exo`CS> emmmmmmu
00:46:00 <faux> Ah, yes.
00:46:00 <faux> Good.
00:47:00 <couleurs> heehee
01:00:00 <President_Trump> world
01:00:00 <President_Trump> wide
01:00:00 <President_Trump> ETERNALZ
01:37:00 <rainmaker> Hi fauxy
08:55:00 <Exo> morning friends and foes
09:22:00 <Exo> morning miss HellFury
09:22:00 <HellFury> morning mr sexo
09:29:00 <Exo> good morning MrsBart
09:45:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IobNcpiwpSc
09:45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ronan Keating - When You Say Nothing At All (Aug 17, 2018) Length: - Category: Music - 6,456,187 views - 26,512 likes (96.4%), dislikes (3.6%)
09:47:00 <Exo> u say it best when u say nuffing at all
09:47:00 <HellFury> :S hot
09:48:00 <HellFury> ta
10:09:00 <Exo> good morning
10:09:00 <Exo> 12g15 E13c2 K3O10 O5 O12 o3O4o14O13 O2 O15 O13 o10 o13 O6O5 O
10:09:00 <gecko> 13eXxXXxXXxXxXXxXXxo
10:10:00 <gecko> How are you doing?
10:10:00 <Exo> i'm doing fine thanks for asking
10:10:00 <Exo> how was your morning jog?
10:11:00 <gecko> I didn't go today
10:12:00 <gecko> Slept off a headache and don't really feel like it now. Lol
10:13:00 <Exo> haha that's alright
10:13:00 <Exo> your health is most important
10:32:00 <gecko> Should probably stop drinking if that's the case
10:33:00 <Exo> oh no
10:33:00 <Exo> can't stop that!
13:04:00 <MrMW> penis!!!
13:06:00 <MrMW> yawn
13:22:00 <Exo> n e syd boys want a blow job, message MrMW!!
13:26:00 <MrMW> a really good blowjob
13:27:00 <MrMW> i offer my services to trannies too
13:27:00 <Exo> jim offers services with a piece of red velvet cake though
13:29:00 <MrMW> damn
13:29:00 <MrMW> ive got competition
13:57:00 <jigsaw> exxon hellfry fuxy suit funky fantom
14:01:00 <jigsaw> what would it look like if users were listed in the order of words spoken, most active at the top
15:00:00 <couleurs> who's on FiFa?
15:28:00 <chris`> hey
15:29:00 <Exo|BroodWars> chris the piSsSsSs
15:30:00 <Exo|BroodWars> get on battlenet chris` the piss
15:31:00 <chris`> yeah
15:31:00 <chris`> what game u playing
15:31:00 <chris`> ?
15:32:00 <Exo|BroodWars> starcraft\broodwars
15:35:00 <chris`> i dont have that
15:35:00 <chris`> had to call cops
15:35:00 <chris`> person only homeless cause of drug habit
15:35:00 <chris`> will keep sleeping car in my carpark
15:35:00 <chris`> he squatted in my friends home when he was in mental ward
15:36:00 <chris`> place got trashed windows etc
15:36:00 <chris`> he has pyshical assaulted me heaps
15:36:00 <chris`> of times
15:36:00 <chris`> i had to
15:42:00 <Exo|BroodWars> u did the right thing son
15:45:00 <fauxy> lols
15:45:00 <jigsaw> sounds scary chris
15:46:00 <Exo|BroodWars> hello fauxy
15:47:00 <Exo|BroodWars> hello jigalow
15:47:00 <fauxy> Hi sweets
15:47:00 <jigsaw> whats the purpose of stupidop ?
15:47:00 <Exo|BroodWars> finish downloading starcraft fauxy?
15:47:00 <jigsaw> sounds like fun
15:47:00 <fauxy> Yeah last night
15:47:00 <Exo|BroodWars> kool
15:47:00 <Exo|BroodWars> that's pretty fast
15:47:00 <fauxy> took 10 years
15:47:00 <Exo|BroodWars> just waiting on jeffrey
15:47:00 <Exo|BroodWars> LooooooL
15:47:00 <Exo|BroodWars> pretty good for 3G speeds
15:47:00 <fauxy> My entire existence slowed down
15:47:00 <fauxy> lol
15:48:00 <Exo|BroodWars> should of downloaded it when u were going to bed
15:48:00 <fauxy> ye but
15:48:00 <fauxy> ye idk
15:48:00 <Exo|BroodWars> 9:P
15:49:00 <fauxy> lol
15:49:00 <couleurs> should of downloaded your but when u were going to bed
15:49:00 <fauxy> ehe
15:49:00 <fauxy> big download
15:49:00 <fauxy> 1tb
15:49:00 <fauxy> and stay out
15:49:00 <fauxy> idk who that is
15:49:00 <Exo|BroodWars> some creeper
15:50:00 <Exo|BroodWars> me thinks
15:50:00 <fauxy> every time i see brood .. I say it like an Asian person would say blood
15:50:00 <fauxy> BRUD
15:50:00 <fauxy> rofl.
15:50:00 <fauxy> "woah woah woah"
15:51:00 <Exo|BroodWars> Brudddd woah
15:51:00 <fauxy> LMAO
15:52:00 <fauxy> excellently used
15:52:00 <fauxy> A+
15:52:00 <fauxy> but
15:52:00 <fauxy> wouldve been better with the an
15:52:00 <fauxy> lolllllll
15:52:00 <fauxy> without
15:52:00 <fauxy> .
15:53:00 <fauxy> good jawb
15:53:00 <Exo|BroodWars> stop sleeping in the car infront of chris`s place will ya
15:54:00 <fauxy> fine
15:54:00 <fauxy> I'll park somewhere else
15:54:00 <Exo|BroodWars> always welcomed to stay inside his luxury apartment
15:54:00 <couleurs> vietnamese park role how meny u want
16:05:00 <couleurs> test
16:05:00 <couleurs> am i onelined?
16:06:00 <chris`> hey fauxy
16:06:00 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mJuVUn39Mg
16:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Technoboy & Tuneboy & Isaac - Digital Nation [HQ Original] (Sep 1, 2014) Length: 5:07 - Category: Music - 1,068,605 views - 12,923 likes (98.5%), 202 dislikes (1.5%)
16:06:00 <chris`> in my house
16:08:00 <rainmaker> Can fauxy sleep in your house chris
16:08:00 <chris`> noone execpt me can
16:19:00 <e|f> ...
16:19:00 <e|f> >_>
16:19:00 <chris`> hi
16:20:00 <e|f> sup
16:20:00 <chris`> not much
16:20:00 <chris`> weed getting me over my fever
16:20:00 <chris`> neither behaviour player saviour to be free you me lets do fuck clue
16:20:00 <chris`> few
16:20:00 <chris`> new
16:21:00 <chris`> statements
16:21:00 <chris`> pavements
16:21:00 <chris`> engravement
16:21:00 <chris`> slave went
16:21:00 <chris`> spent
16:21:00 <chris`> sent
16:21:00 <chris`> repent
16:21:00 <chris`> chris top her
16:21:00 <chris`> stuter fucken slur
16:21:00 <chris`> what occour
16:22:00 <e|f> weed probably won't get you anywhere meaningful
16:22:00 <e|f> but whatever
16:22:00 <chris`> hi
16:22:00 <chris`> where is meaning ful cool
16:22:00 <chris`> stool
16:22:00 <chris`> fool
16:22:00 <chris`> sitt
16:22:00 <chris`> back the fuck down
16:22:00 <chris`> i shark of park
16:22:00 <chris`> i run the town
16:22:00 <chris`> frown
16:22:00 <chris`> fucken smile
16:22:00 <chris`> my style
16:22:00 <chris`> still will
16:23:00 <chris`> thrill kill
16:23:00 <chris`> frag drag
16:23:00 <chris`> glag
16:23:00 <chris`> rap
16:23:00 <chris`> bitch
16:23:00 <e|f> \m/
16:23:00 <chris`> which ditch
16:24:00 <e|f> homies in da hood
16:24:00 <chris`> 360 kerser worse herse huh
16:24:00 <chris`> ring the bell tell
16:24:00 <chris`> spell
16:24:00 <chris`> well
16:24:00 <chris`> hell
16:24:00 <e|f> you gotta give me attention
16:24:00 <e|f> so i can get the pension
16:24:00 <chris`> yeah
16:24:00 <chris`> lols
16:24:00 <e|f> pokies for glory
16:24:00 <chris`> i got 3 bucks
16:24:00 <e|f> but it's the same old story
16:24:00 <chris`> sucks
16:24:00 <chris`> pokie walk
16:24:00 <chris`> 3 bucks no talk
16:24:00 <chris`> long walk
16:26:00 <e|f> the spinner is the winner
16:26:00 <e|f> what i gonna have for dinner
16:26:00 <e|f> maybe snags of my own
16:26:00 <e|f> so i can get stoned
16:27:00 <e|f> \m/
16:27:00 <couleurs> loading FiFa.............
16:28:00 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxz2m7BFBrU
16:28:00 <Exo`CS> 1,0You0,4Tube 10Title:4 Afroman Because I Got High (Lyrics) 10Views:4 13,238,726 10Length:4 5:02 10User:4 OscarrrLOL 10Likes:4 86,339 10Dislikes:4 3,273
16:28:00 <chris`> fuck double up i go triple
16:28:00 <chris`> disabled
16:28:00 <chris`> but not cripple
16:28:00 <chris`> simple
16:29:00 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW_4cICXcQk
16:29:00 <Exo`CS> 1,0You0,4Tube 10Title:4 Gareth Emery Unplugged: Reckless (feat. Wayward Daughter) 10Views:4 134,398 10Length:4 3:16 10User:4 Gareth Emery 10Likes:4 2,215 10Dislikes:4 36
16:29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gareth Emery Unplugged: Reckless (feat. Wayward Daughter) (Aug 8, 2016) Length: 3:15 - Category: Music - 134,398 views - 2,215 likes (98.4%), 36 dislikes (1.6%)
16:31:00 <chris`> realestate is cool
16:32:00 <e|f> it's estate and it's real
16:32:00 <e|f> a credit card (bank loan) might be a fake estate
16:33:00 <e|f> or a wasted estate
16:33:00 <e|f> but bricks and mortar is usually a good one
16:33:00 <fauxy> mmm that sushi was just what i needed
16:34:00 <e|f> what drink did you wash it downski with
16:34:00 <e|f> maybe Sake as a digestif
16:34:00 <e|f> mmmm
16:35:00 <fauxy> Nah i just had cordial
16:35:00 <e|f> true
16:36:00 <e|f> lemon juice with filtered water and ice sounds good
16:37:00 <partay> *sip*
16:37:00 <e|f> 4:o
16:37:00 <e|f> bourbon o'clock?
16:37:00 <partay> Seems my new drone is working....
16:37:00 <chris`> i wish
16:37:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/55495108_10156755195406075_3642728223785091072_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=56d8db06093b497273ab89354cd767f6&oe=5D10630F
16:38:00 <partay> This morning at Tangalooma
16:38:00 <e|f> very nice
16:38:00 <partay> love it here
16:38:00 <e|f> do you need a smart phone to operate the drone
16:38:00 <partay> I do
16:38:00 <e|f> kk
16:39:00 <partay> my phone clips in
16:39:00 <partay> the app pairs to it
16:39:00 <e|f> i saw one guy at the beach with one and his iphone or whatever ported into something
16:39:00 <e|f> yea
16:39:00 <partay> well the phone does
16:39:00 <partay> only a 12mp camera
16:39:00 <partay> but it works well
16:39:00 <e|f> coolies
16:40:00 <e|f> fly it over parliament house in camera and get some shots of the pollies smoking cigars
16:40:00 <partay> almost had to take evasive action
16:40:00 <e|f> canberra
16:40:00 <e|f> hahaha
16:40:00 <partay> they have ahelicopter here that does scenice flights over the island
16:41:00 <partay> lucky i heard it
16:41:00 <partay> dive dive dive
16:41:00 <e|f> true
16:41:00 <partay> the helipad is just back a bit from there
16:41:00 <e|f> looks like a lovely spot
16:41:00 <partay> yah.. only a 45min ferry ride from bris
16:42:00 <partay> I usally camp down the far end where you can see the wrecks
16:42:00 <e|f> yup
16:43:00 <partay> then come down for a pub lukch / dinner
16:43:00 <e|f> get a bucket of prawns and coronas and sit on the beach
16:43:00 <e|f> 4:D
16:44:00 <partay> youd fit in nicely
16:44:00 <e|f> aww
16:45:00 <partay> feed the dolphins at dusk too
16:45:00 <e|f> excellent
16:45:00 <partay> its the standard thing to do if you come to Bris
16:46:00 <e|f> i've been to brisbane but on that occassion i was visiting a relo and all we did was walk up to the cbd
16:46:00 <e|f> i was impressed with the variety of shops tho
16:47:00 <partay> for a country town?
16:47:00 <e|f> it's not bad
16:47:00 <partay> watch the gif at the top of the page
16:47:00 <partay> https://www.tangalooma.com/
16:47:00 <e|f> kk
16:48:00 <e|f> awesome
16:48:00 <e|f> you took your son?
16:48:00 <partay> negor
16:48:00 <partay> boys weekend
16:48:00 <e|f> ah
16:48:00 <e|f> looks awesome
16:48:00 <partay> just back to de-sand, and prepare for evening pub session
16:50:00 <e|f> you know how to have a good time 4:)
16:50:00 <partay> we're here for a good time not a long time
16:50:00 <partay> ;()
16:50:00 <e|f> yea
16:51:00 <partay> Im not taking any of this shit with me
16:51:00 <e|f> haha
16:51:00 <e|f> male bonding session for you later tonight
16:51:00 <e|f> in order
16:53:00 <partay> food, bourbons, and pool, and shit talking
16:54:00 <partay> prob in that order
17:02:00 <e|f> good stuff
17:03:00 <jigsaw> HI BREAKER
17:04:00 <jigsaw> bout time
17:04:00 <jigsaw> now we got someone to beat up on
17:04:00 <jigsaw> breaker you suck... <spins bottle>
17:06:00 <jigsaw> summin i said?
17:06:00 <jigsaw> nup :)
17:11:00 <e|f> my tea's gone could / i'm wonderin' why / i got out of bed at all
17:11:00 <e|f> the mornin' rain clouds up my window / and i can't see at all
17:12:00 <e|f> and even i could it'd all be grey / but your picture on my wall
17:12:00 <e|f> it reminds me that it's not so bad at allllll
17:13:00 <e|f> mmmmm
17:13:00 <e|f> that eminem stan song is a cover
17:13:00 <e|f> old 1
17:13:00 <e|f> the chorus, that is
17:15:00 <e|f> hmmmmmmm
17:15:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
17:17:00 <e|f> my brain's gone cold / i'm wonderin' why / i got out of bed at all
17:17:00 <e|f> the serotonin clouds up my mind / and i can't weep at all
17:18:00 <e|f> and even if i could it's all be grey / put your anti-depressant script in my cupboard
17:18:00 <Exo`CS> eminem - stan is very skyfire`esk
17:18:00 <e|f> it reminds me that it's a chemical imbalance after all
17:18:00 <e|f> lol yup
17:19:00 <Exo`CS> how many people has he locked up in the trunk
17:19:00 <e|f> but SkyFire is much more passive than the guy in the film clip
17:19:00 <SkyFire> Kaya wanju
17:19:00 <SkyFire> Hello welcome in the Nyoongar language
17:20:00 <Exo`CS> lol
17:20:00 <Exo`CS> how so?
17:20:00 <partay> i currently have a chemical imbalance...adjusting now with this bourbon
17:20:00 <e|f> 1:2 people suffer from mental health issues
17:20:00 <e|f> well
17:20:00 <fauxy> You summoned it
17:21:00 <e|f> he was going on about how he left a job because the boss was too confrontational
17:21:00 <e|f> which i believe to be true
17:21:00 <e|f> so ya know
17:21:00 <Exo`CS> you see the powers i have fauxy :-)
17:21:00 <fauxy> I do indeed
17:21:00 <Exo`CS> i can summon all the candy men
17:21:00 <fauxy> rofl
17:21:00 <Exo`CS> howdy antonio
17:21:00 <SkyFire> hi
17:21:00 <couleurs> howdy doody
17:22:00 <fauxy> apparently if you say SkyFire three times in a mirror a baby animal dies
17:22:00 <SkyFire> LoL fauxy
17:22:00 <Exo`CS> haha
17:22:00 <SkyFire> hey Exo`CS type !rr - harmless game that e|f and I put together
17:22:00 <rainmaker> A baby mama dies
17:22:00 <Exo`CS> i suppose that is better than antonio jumping out of the mirror and cuddling you
17:22:00 <partay> SkyFire is unfortunate looking
17:22:00 <SkyFire> https://www.noongarculture.org.au/language/
17:23:00 <SkyFire> LoL
17:23:00 <e|f> !rr is russian roulette
17:23:00 <SkyFire> lol yes
17:23:00 <Exo`CS> oh hai partay
17:23:00 <Exo`CS> didn't see u there my lord
17:23:00 <Exo`CS> !rr
17:23:00 <e|f> !rr
17:23:00 <SkyFire> 11Click! Phew - you survived, Exo`CS... Thanks for playing Russian Roulette.
17:23:00 <SkyFire> 11Click! Phew - you survived, e|f... Thanks for playing Russian Roulette.
17:23:00 <SkyFire> heheh
17:23:00 <SkyFire> 4Bang! You got shot, SkyFire! Thanks for playing Russian Roulette. Have a nice day!
17:23:00 <Exo`CS> !send nudes
17:23:00 <dtrain> 8Ball now set to On. Type @8ball <Yes / No questions>.
17:23:00 <SkyFire> 4Bang! You got shot, e|f! Thanks for playing Russian Roulette. Have a nice day!
17:23:00 <e|f> skyfire you edited my code
17:24:00 <Exo`CS> @8ball is skyfire a stage 5 clanger?
17:24:00 <dtrain> 12Exo`CS: The 8ball Says: Did You Know You're Asking A Computer To Answer That? BTW It's NO....
17:24:00 <SkyFire> of course
17:24:00 <e|f> i'm clearly suing for intellectual property damage
17:24:00 <e|f> hahaha
17:24:00 <SkyFire> LoL
17:24:00 <e|f> nah it's all good
17:24:00 <Exo`CS> should of hit up the copyright
17:24:00 <SkyFire> :)
17:24:00 <SkyFire> well I came up with some code first
17:24:00 <e|f> lol
17:24:00 <e|f> don't worry about it
17:24:00 <SkyFire> yeah
17:25:00 <SkyFire> all in good fun e|f
17:25:00 <Exo`CS> i'm downloading sc2
17:25:00 <SkyFire> sc2 ?
17:25:00 <partay> starcraft
17:25:00 <fauxy> lol
17:26:00 <fauxy> shitcunt2
17:26:00 <rainmaker> Lol dl broodwars
17:26:00 <rainmaker> And play some custom maps
17:26:00 <partay> broodwars... i loved broodwars
17:26:00 <rainmaker> Playing tank defense
17:26:00 <SkyFire> 28 days and 17 hours to go
17:26:00 <e|f> i have cs:go
17:26:00 <Exo`CS> looool
17:26:00 <partay> "nuclear launch detacted"
17:26:00 <Exo`CS> broodwars better than sc2?
17:26:00 <partay> yes
17:26:00 <partay> brood wars is the add-on for sc1
17:26:00 <Exo`CS> how much does it cost
17:26:00 <Exo`CS> yeah
17:26:00 <rainmaker> Custom maps are better
17:26:00 <e|f> glowball offense
17:27:00 <Exo`CS> use to play it heaps back in the day
17:27:00 <rainmaker> Free
17:27:00 <rainmaker> Remastered sc1 costs
17:27:00 <Exo`CS> alright let me dl that
17:27:00 <e|f> trojan eh
17:27:00 <e|f> hummies
17:27:00 <rainmaker> Windows 1995 graphics though
17:27:00 <SkyFire> LoL
17:28:00 <Exo`CS> took me like a day to dl sc2 when i was on adshit2+
17:28:00 <e|f> heh
17:28:00 <e|f> 800kb/sec?
17:28:00 <e|f> adsl2
17:28:00 <rainmaker> Elf join us with cs go
17:28:00 <Exo`CS> it is downloading at 3.5mb/s on nbn
17:28:00 <e|f> i get a few megs per sec now on my nbn
17:29:00 <e|f> and my phones 4g is sometimes even faster than that
17:29:00 <Exo`CS> yeah
17:29:00 <Exo`CS> i use to hotspot 4g
17:29:00 <e|f> yup
17:29:00 <e|f> how things have changskied
17:29:00 <Exo`CS> i had nostalgia using adsl2
17:29:00 <Exo`CS> brought me back to the dial up days
17:29:00 <President_Trump> given its a sunday i guess the trolls in sydney will be out in force
17:30:00 <e|f> dial up for me was never greater than about 25kb/s
17:30:00 <Exo`CS> haha
17:30:00 <e|f> maybe cause the phone line was illegally set up
17:30:00 <rainmaker> Do do do do internet that flies
17:30:00 <e|f> i knew a guy who knew a guy
17:31:00 <Exo`CS> bastards would call my home phone and disconnect me
17:31:00 <e|f> yea
17:31:00 <e|f> and sessions timeout in a few hours
17:31:00 <e|f> so you have to reconnect
17:31:00 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0
17:31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Sound of dial-up Internet (Nov 9, 2008) Length: 0:29 - Category: Science & Technology - 9,241,463 views - 53,357 likes (98.1%), 1,015 dislikes (1.9%)
17:31:00 <jigsaw> hi
17:31:00 <SkyFire> hi
17:32:00 <e|f> it's like a piano concerto for me, that sound ^
17:32:00 <jigsaw> whats address of SA server?
17:33:00 <e|f> so are you playing CS:GO now?
17:33:00 <fauxy> I GOT MY FIRST REAL SIX STRING
17:33:00 <chris`> pokies didnt work as hoped
17:33:00 <chris`> lost 3$
17:33:00 <fauxy> lmao
17:33:00 <HellFury> excel.sa.au.austnet.org
17:33:00 <jigsaw> :)
17:33:00 <HellFury> https://www.austnet.org/index.php#
17:33:00 <HellFury> check there for servers
17:34:00 <fauxy> :(
17:34:00 <e|f> well
17:34:00 <chris`> got up to 7
17:34:00 <rainmaker> Pissssssss
17:34:00 <e|f> you could have suited it
17:34:00 <chris`> but not enough lols
17:34:00 <rainmaker> Was playing
17:34:00 <fauxy> RIP $3
17:34:00 <e|f> and 4x-ed your money
17:34:00 <e|f> and suited it again
17:34:00 <e|f> and again
17:34:00 <fauxy> I played pokies like a few weeks ago and won $240
17:34:00 <fauxy> good times
17:34:00 <Exo`CS> what is your steam nick e|fy
17:34:00 <e|f> "e|f"
17:34:00 <chris`> biggest i one is 7500 so in 1 day
17:34:00 <chris`> from 60$
17:34:00 <jigsaw> woot
17:34:00 <jigsaw> feels faster too
17:35:00 <fauxy> i one
17:35:00 <chris`> lols
17:35:00 <fauxy> lols
17:35:00 <chris`> dsylexic
17:35:00 <Exo`CS> need to play age of empires 1 original graphics
17:35:00 <fauxy> chris` whats ya shoe size
17:35:00 <chris`> 12
17:35:00 <Exo`CS> i brought u good luck that day fauxy
17:35:00 <e|f> the odds of hitting the pokies jackpot is like >1,000,000:1
17:35:00 <e|f> buy a lottery ticket
17:35:00 <fauxy> Can u show me by kicking a door frame and recording it
17:35:00 <chris`> ir 11 1/2
17:35:00 <chris`> or
17:35:00 <chris`> irc
17:35:00 <fauxy> You did so Exo`CS ty
17:36:00 <Exo`CS> SkyFire get cs:go
17:36:00 <SkyFire> nah
17:36:00 <fauxy> But you ain't getting shit
17:36:00 <fauxy> :D
17:36:00 <e|f> add me on cs:go Exo
17:36:00 <SkyFire> well maybe some day
17:36:00 <Exo`CS> that's alright
17:36:00 <Exo`CS> i accept nudes instead
17:36:00 <chris`> i am sick atm fauxy
17:36:00 <chris`> so no
17:36:00 <e|f> i tell everyone i meet i'm a seargent
17:36:00 <HellFury> sweet
17:37:00 <e|f> and they're very impressed
17:37:00 <e|f> then i add ... "in a video game"
17:37:00 <e|f> and then they're less impressed
17:37:00 <Exo`CS> Lool
17:37:00 <chris`> i got fever
17:37:00 <chris`> sorta
17:37:00 <rainmaker> Need to awp map
17:37:00 <Exo`CS> field marshall exo
17:37:00 <partay> e|f what platform do you play cs:go
17:37:00 <e|f> platform? windoze?
17:38:00 <rainmaker> Can only play on steam?
17:38:00 <e|f> think cs:go is only a windoze game
17:38:00 <rainmaker> I play it on mac
17:39:00 <e|f> i wanted to play an FPS so did some research and saw CS:GO had about 500k players online at any one time, so chose that
17:39:00 <e|f> no point having a game if nobody's playing it
17:39:00 <e|f> multiplayer anyway
17:39:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
17:39:00 <chris`> lols
17:39:00 <chris`> found 1$
17:39:00 <chris`> i can go back
17:39:00 <chris`> didnt know i had this 1$
17:40:00 <e|f> https://store.steampowered.com/stats/Steam-Game-and-Player-Statistics?l=english
17:40:00 <e|f> there ya go
17:40:00 <e|f> stats have dropped a bit but you get the idea
17:41:00 <e|f> chris this one is for you
17:41:00 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogj5ztTE0zw
17:41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blow Up The Pokies - The Whitlams (Jan 17, 2010) Length: 0:20 - Category: Music - 487,942 views - 1,631 likes (96.3%), 62 dislikes (3.7%)
17:46:00 <partay> e|f whats your steam name?
17:46:00 <e|f> e|f
17:49:00 <chris`> 111 demon hunter
17:50:00 <chris`> can play free for 2 days still
17:50:00 <chris`> 21 to 24
17:52:00 <e|f> might play a bit now
17:52:00 <e|f> bbiab
17:54:00 <e|f> anyone who plays it, open up the console and run a few commands so you can see your ping, framerate etc
17:54:00 <MrMW> burp
17:55:00 <Exo|BroodWars> sunday!!! partay time!!!!!!!!!!!
17:55:00 <jigsaw> did you just wake up
17:56:00 <partay> wtf Exo|BroodWars? Are you playing sc1?
17:58:00 <Exo|BroodWars> yeah mate
17:58:00 <Exo|BroodWars> me, rainmaker and fauxy
17:59:00 <partay> oh i would like to drop a nuke on fauxy's base
17:59:00 <Exo|BroodWars> teaching her
17:59:00 <fauxy> rude
17:59:00 <Exo|BroodWars> she is new
17:59:00 <fauxy> I'm learnding
18:00:00 <partay> terran is prob the easist to learn first
18:00:00 <partay> are you playing via battlenet?
18:00:00 <fauxy> yip
18:07:00 <Exo`CS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKO6XYXioc
18:07:00 <partay> 2 weeks till I take this beast out again
18:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boyz II Men - End Of The Road (Official Music Video) (Dec 24, 2009) Length: 4:14 - Category: Music - 124,086,144 views - 583,740 likes (96.2%), 23,024 dislikes (3.8%)
18:07:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/54731229_1052803351588132_8914400683810095104_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=2999408adba8df654d9d83873c551ca8&oe=5D117B44
18:08:00 <partay> Exo`CS are you tipsy
18:08:00 <Exo`CS> always partay
18:08:00 <partay> busting out the b2men early
18:08:00 <e|f> well i suck at cs:go
18:08:00 <e|f> out of practice
18:08:00 <e|f> hahah
18:08:00 <e|f> smoke time
18:09:00 <partay> i used to play 1.5 back in the day
18:09:00 <partay> source
18:09:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
18:10:00 <MrMW> always hot action in the park sunday night
18:13:00 <partay> MrMW maybe you should stay indoors
18:13:00 <partay> under supervision
18:14:00 <e|f> yeah it's always been a good 1
18:14:00 <fauxy> lool
18:15:00 <couleurs> i'm a good 1
18:16:00 <couleurs> but nobody wanna FiFa me :'(
18:17:00 <e|f> meh
18:17:00 <e|f> i sold my ps4
18:17:00 <couleurs> i just played some randoms and every match had lag...
18:17:00 <couleurs> so shit
18:17:00 <e|f> were they local or international players
18:17:00 <Exo|BroodWars> mrmark and bozojim at the park after dark
18:17:00 <HellFury> with a ankle bracelet
18:18:00 <e|f> this time of day could be either
18:18:00 <couleurs> probably international, the matchmaking system is retarded
18:18:00 <e|f> yea
18:18:00 <couleurs> ya gonna play later
18:18:00 <couleurs> lost 2 matches due to lag
18:18:00 <e|f> public holidays or weekend is always a good time to play
18:18:00 <President_Trump> where is the big boy tonight?
18:18:00 <Exo|BroodWars> cruisin the streets in his tank top
18:19:00 <couleurs> won 2 due to lag
18:19:00 <couleurs> lols
18:19:00 <e|f> my ping on cs:go is like 30 ms
18:19:00 <couleurs> mine is usually 1-5ms
18:19:00 <e|f> it's not really fair on the player if their ping is shit
18:19:00 <partay> e|f you ever played MW3?
18:19:00 <couleurs> thanks EA
18:20:00 <e|f> modern warfare?
18:20:00 <partay> yah
18:20:00 <partay> cod
18:20:00 <e|f> i used to play mw2 at an internet cafe
18:20:00 <e|f> great game
18:20:00 <partay> yah i still like MW2
18:20:00 <President_Trump> getting a handy at mens shed more like it
18:20:00 <SkyFire> Kaya Exo
18:21:00 <partay> they are remixing MW3 shortly
18:21:00 <e|f> coolies
18:21:00 <partay> they did cod4 about 12 months ago
18:21:00 <partay> the engine was shit
18:21:00 <partay> like blops2
18:21:00 <e|f> i like the older style ones with the realistic guns
18:21:00 <e|f> not a fan of things like Halo
18:21:00 <partay> im playing blops4 at the mo.. bit buggy but i like it
18:21:00 <e|f> kk
18:21:00 <Exo|BroodWars> howdy antonio DeLaGetto
18:22:00 <partay> ive got 5000+ hrs on MW3
18:22:00 <partay> :)
18:22:00 <e|f> lol cool
18:22:00 <SkyFire> shoots Exo
18:23:00 <e|f> wonder what the games will be like ten years from now
18:24:00 <e|f> maybe all VR
18:25:00 <e|f> "Australian man, 28, wrecks loungeroom playing VR Call of Duty."
18:26:00 <e|f> kinda like when people were playing Nintendo Wii Tennis and their controller slipped from their hands and smashed the LCD TV
18:27:00 <partay> im going to the cs:go world champs in May in Sydney
18:27:00 <partay> they have a huge VR set up
18:27:00 <partay> i used it last year
18:27:00 <e|f> cool
18:27:00 <partay> i almost vertigo'd myself off the 1st floor
18:28:00 <e|f> lol
18:28:00 <partay> so looking forward to next gen VR
18:29:00 <MrMW> saturday erection night party time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:30:00 <partay> tmi
18:40:00 <MrMW> big state erection!!
18:40:00 <jigsaw> wb fux
18:40:00 <faux> thx m8
18:42:00 <SkyFire> wb faux
18:42:00 <faux> ty
18:46:00 <Exo`CS> lols
18:47:00 <Exo`CS> next gen VR porn
18:50:00 <e|f> so humid here
18:51:00 <e|f> time for a nice cold shower
18:51:00 <e|f> bbiab
19:00:00 <MrMW> nice and warm and almost dark in the park
19:05:00 <couleurs> np
19:08:00 <Exo`CS> jim is already there waiting for u mark
19:14:00 <e|f> all cleaned up and stuff
19:14:00 <e|f> woop
19:14:00 <e|f> why complicate your life with unnecessary bullshit
19:14:00 <e|f> simple is better
19:14:00 <chris`> hi
19:15:00 <e|f> "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." -- Leonardo da Vinci
19:15:00 <e|f> he fucking nailed that one
19:24:00 <faux> [[[[[pong]]]]]
19:25:00 <MrMW> dark wet sticky hot park!!!
19:33:00 <e|f> 4:D
19:33:00 <e|f> shame he couldn't back up his notebooks and drawings onto a flash drive
19:33:00 <e|f> a lot of it has been lost due to... time
19:34:00 <e|f> but there is the Codex Leicester and Codex Madrid
19:34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Hiii
19:34:00 <chris`> hi
19:34:00 <chris`> i am sick as
19:35:00 <chris`> the runs lols
19:36:00 <e|f> yeah he had a lot of ideas which were way to ahead of his time to be functional
19:36:00 <e|f> designs for vehicles, for example
19:36:00 <Exo> chris the pissssssssss n poooooooo
19:37:00 <e|f> helicopterrrrrrrr
19:37:00 <e|f> even designed a city with plumbing
19:42:00 <e|f> mm
19:42:00 <dazzo2> Brothers
19:43:00 <e|f> yep
19:44:00 <e|f> he saw how unhygeinic human waste was and so drew up plans for a utopian city with a plumbing system
19:44:00 <e|f> but it never took off... probably because of the cost of it
19:44:00 <e|f> and then a few hundred years later they started doing it (effectively)
19:44:00 <rainmaker> Salutations
19:45:00 <e|f> not like the roman's system
19:45:00 <e|f> also he looked at the moon and concluded the planet must've had water on it
19:45:00 <e|f> then about 200 years later an astronomer agreed
19:46:00 <e|f> and then so much later than that NASA gets on the moon and confirms it
19:46:00 <Sutekh> u watching channel 0 elfie?
19:47:00 <e|f> the politics?
19:47:00 <Sutekh> no all about leonardos inventions
19:47:00 <Exo> dese world chess existence meaning of life
19:48:00 <e|f> eh
19:48:00 <rainmaker> Ibby and Romel must have a well oiled cock
19:49:00 <Exo> hahaha
19:49:00 <Exo> and Sal
19:49:00 <Exo> the happy go lucky gay
19:50:00 <Sutekh> which is on now ;p
19:50:00 <e|f> coolies
19:50:00 <Sutekh> i switched channels due to the boring election crap
19:50:00 <e|f> i've probably seen it all before from my books
19:50:00 <Sutekh> yeah
19:51:00 <e|f> a lot of it is sort of set up like a shakespearian play
19:51:00 <e|f> O master, Da Vinci!
19:51:00 <e|f> but the reality is he did a lot of good stuff
19:52:00 <e|f> the biography on him by Isaacson is good
19:53:00 <Sutekh> yeah not a sheep like most people
19:54:00 <e|f> mm
19:55:00 <Sutekh> u seen the series? not based accurately on him, but entertaining
19:56:00 <e|f> nop
19:57:00 <Sutekh> da vincis demons
19:57:00 <e|f> it's not that angels and demons book by Dan Brown?
19:57:00 <President_Trump> !seen ^bozojim
19:57:00 <lx> 12 President_Trump, that's none of your business!
19:57:00 <President_Trump> .seen ^bozojim
19:58:00 <Sutekh> dunno, i mean, its not at all accurate, but not a bad show
19:58:00 <e|f> kk
19:58:00 <President_Trump> different vibe without that troll on here
19:59:00 <Sutekh> for entertainment value
19:59:00 <Sutekh> went for 3 seasons
19:59:00 <President_Trump> hes probably down at mens shed with his good buddy [[[[[pong]]]]]
20:00:00 <e|f> k so it's like a thriller type of thing?
20:00:00 <e|f> in his time his homosexuality was possibly his biggest demon - as that was illegal then
20:01:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Helllooooo my freaks and geeks :D
20:02:00 <Sutekh> e|f, not a thriller, adventure more so
20:02:00 <Sutekh> hey CG :)
20:02:00 <e|f> the important thing was that i had an onion on my belt
20:02:00 <e|f> which was the style at the time
20:02:00 <Cosmic^Girl> How is everyone tonight?
20:02:00 <e|f> lol sup
20:03:00 <fauxy> hiii Cosmic^Girl
20:03:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey fauxy :D
20:03:00 <fauxy> what's going on
20:03:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmm not too much! Just got home from the football. Just chillin' :) What's going on there?
20:04:00 <Sutekh> whats making u giggle CG ? :)
20:04:00 <Sutekh> hey fauxy :)
20:04:00 <Cosmic^Girl> e|f. e|f is making me giggle :)
20:04:00 <fauxy> who played
20:04:00 <fauxy> nada just made a dirty chai
20:04:00 <fauxy> relaxing doing some reading
20:04:00 <Sutekh> ohh elfie is a funny chappie ;p
20:04:00 <fauxy> hey cutekh
20:04:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Dees vs Port. Dees lost :( #standard
20:04:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Whatchu reading?
20:04:00 <e|f> they didn't have white onions because of the war
20:04:00 <dazzo2> Gday
20:05:00 <e|f> the only thing you could get was those big yellow ones
20:05:00 <e|f> brb ciggie
20:05:00 <lx> 1 hb1 e|f...
20:06:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Gently!
20:07:00 <Sutekh> Mark, got ur undies off?
20:08:00 <MrMW> i dont wear undies
20:09:00 <Sutekh> good boi
20:09:00 <MrMW> occasionally edible ones...but they get eaten quickly
20:10:00 <Sutekh> Yeah
20:11:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Sutekh is often hungry
20:11:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Because he only eats toast
20:11:00 <MrMW> does he now
20:11:00 <Sutekh> hmm toast
20:11:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
20:11:00 <Sutekh> sat night the public toilets crowded hey Mark
20:11:00 <Exo`CS> good evening Cosmic^Girl :)))
20:12:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey cutie :)
20:12:00 <e|f> Exo knows about the onion in the belt thing now, CG
20:12:00 <e|f> i helped him to understand
20:12:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Youngens of today!
20:12:00 <Exo`CS> yeap i have finally been enlightened
20:12:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Although, you're also a youngen e|f!
20:12:00 <Exo`CS> ain't we all youngens
20:12:00 <e|f> Exo and I are old souls, eh
20:13:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm certainly not a youngen!
20:13:00 <Exo`CS> how much did the dees lose by?
20:13:00 <Cosmic^Girl> God. Too much. It was a terrible terrible game
20:13:00 <MrMW> Exo.............Sutekh is trying to rape me again
20:13:00 <Exo`CS> speak for urself e|f !
20:13:00 <Exo`CS> haha
20:13:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I looked so cute in my Dees footy jumper too
20:13:00 <Exo`CS> still early days Cosmik
20:13:00 <Exo`CS> pixxx
20:14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> It'll be fine! They'll buck up
20:14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> What does CS stand for?
20:14:00 <e|f> this website is for MrMW - https://www.cocksox.com/
20:14:00 <President_Trump> [[[[[pong]]]]] IS A GOOD MAN
20:15:00 <e|f> hahaha
20:15:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Cute Stuff?
20:15:00 <Sutekh> maybe counter strike
20:15:00 <e|f> cs = counter strike
20:15:00 <e|f> shooting game
20:15:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ohh is that...a game?
20:15:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Ppl say...
20:16:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Aha! Look at you enlightening me e|f ;)
20:16:00 <e|f> hahaha
20:16:00 <e|f> a third wheel?
20:16:00 <Cosmic^Girl> A third wheel in what?
20:16:00 <e|f> haha
20:17:00 <e|f> nvm
20:17:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Back in a sec!
20:18:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h38m35s]
20:20:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Baaack
20:20:00 <e|f> >_>
20:20:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hai HellFury
20:21:00 <e|f> wb HF
20:21:00 <HellFury> hey CG and Se|fie
20:21:00 <couleurs> i'm CS
20:22:00 <e|f> 4:D
20:23:00 <e|f> cs = computer science
20:23:00 <e|f> and zillions of other acronyms
20:24:00 <e|f> https://www.acronymfinder.com/CS.html
20:24:00 <e|f> "cracked software"
20:24:00 <e|f> i likes
20:25:00 <e|f> caeserian section
20:25:00 <e|f> another good 1
20:26:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I doubt Exo is having one of those
20:26:00 <e|f> true
20:27:00 <e|f> the beer gut is the male equivalent of pregnancy
20:28:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Um, except there's no baby? :P
20:28:00 <e|f> though probably takes longer than 9 months to develop
20:29:00 <e|f> big faux pas to ask a women "when's it due?" and then you find out she's not pregnant
20:29:00 <e|f> eeeeeeeeekkkkkk
20:29:00 <Cosmic^Girl> There's not much equivalent about a beer gut and a baby gut :P
20:29:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh, you NEVER say that!
20:30:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Even if you're positive she's about to pop one out any day now....you do not even say it
20:30:00 <e|f> lol yup
20:31:00 <e|f> another one to avoid is if she's pissed off and then you say "is it that time of the month?"
20:31:00 <e|f> hahah
20:31:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Or "calm down"
20:31:00 <e|f> yea
20:31:00 <Cosmic^Girl> That pushes my buttons
20:32:00 <fauxy> nooo my coffee finished
20:32:00 <fauxy> how dare ir
20:32:00 <fauxy> it
20:32:00 <e|f> what if you're teaching someone something and they say "i know, i know" when they didn't
20:33:00 <Cosmic^Girl> So rude fauxy
20:33:00 <fauxy> I know
20:33:00 <fauxy> I need another
20:33:00 <fauxy> but ill prob die from anxiety
20:33:00 <fauxy> so i might give it a miss
20:33:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I would never sleep if I had a coffee at this time!
20:33:00 <fauxy> sleep is for the week
20:34:00 <fauxy> jk i dont even sleep during the week
20:34:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Weak? Clearly you need some :PO
20:34:00 <Cosmic^Girl> :P
20:34:00 <fauxy> No week
20:34:00 <fauxy> weekdays
20:34:00 <fauxy> punny
20:34:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ohhh, the weeeeeeeek
20:34:00 <fauxy> .
20:34:00 <Cosmic^Girl> So punny
20:34:00 <fauxy> lol
20:34:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Weekends are totally for sleep!
20:35:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Lazzzzy Sundayssss
20:35:00 <fauxy> I napped today
20:35:00 <fauxy> mm I love slothy Sundays
20:35:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I will nap tomorrow
20:35:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Slothy Sundays rule
20:36:00 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfNpHd1GaQA
20:36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EASY - Lionel Richie (w/Lyrics) (Apr 23, 2012) Length: 4:14 - Category: Music - 6,712,795 views - 51,803 likes (97.1%), 1,525 dislikes (2.9%)
20:37:00 <e|f> ^^
20:38:00 <fauxy> Oh what a feeeelliinnn
20:38:00 <fauxy> when we're dancing on the ceiling
20:39:00 <fauxy> lionel Richie rules
20:39:00 <e|f> ^_^
20:39:00 <fauxy> .
21:02:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
21:08:00 <fauxy> lol
21:09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hii
21:17:00 <couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[[[ color ]]]]]]]]]]
21:27:00 <President_Trump> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ PT NUKE ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
21:54:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [3h45m8s]
22:21:00 <gecko> 🦎
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate00> freaks!
22:23:00 <gecko> Hello
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate00> hey
22:23:00 <gecko> Where is 7exXXxXXXxo
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate00> at yo’ mum’s?
22:29:00 <gecko> Hur hur
22:31:00 <President_Trump> fauxy is a good man
22:31:00 <fauxy> top bloke
22:35:00 <gecko> I thought fauxy was a good woman
22:35:00 <fauxy> I am
22:36:00 <fauxy> top lass
22:37:00 <President_Trump> no gecko, you are a good woman
22:37:00 <gecko> Am i? That's a rare opinion
22:38:00 <gecko> But thank you
22:38:00 <President_Trump> yes, i have heard great things about you
22:40:00 <gecko> Now I'm intrigued
22:40:00 <President_Trump> did u see what i said?
22:41:00 <President_Trump> problem?
22:41:00 <gecko> No?
22:42:00 <President_Trump> i said ive heard great things about you
22:42:00 <gecko> Oh. Yeah that's what I'm intrigued about. I can't imagine what they would be
22:43:00 <President_Trump> well i guess that's for me to know isnt it
22:44:00 <gecko> Okay
22:44:00 <gecko> Brb
22:44:00 <lx> 1 It'll be quiet without you1 gecko...
22:55:00 <President_Trump> here she is the great gecko
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate00> next
23:31:00 <President_Trump> stop bullying me
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