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00:06:09 <partay> Cath^ sit still
00:07:00 <Cath^> never!
00:08:17 <HellFury> she has ants in her panies
00:08:18 <HellFury> er
00:08:19 <HellFury> panties
00:09:12 <President_Trump> partay have the guest room made up for april 4-9
00:09:33 <President_Trump> make sure there is a good lock on my door so ya mrs doesnt sneak in in the middle of the night
00:10:00 <partay> Cath^ sit still
00:11:00 <Cath^> never!
00:11:46 <partay> trumpy... theres room in the laundry with the dogs
00:12:00 <HellFury> she has ants in her panies
00:12:00 <HellFury> er
00:12:00 <HellFury> panties
00:13:00 <President_Trump> partay have the guest room made up for april 4-9
00:13:00 <President_Trump> make sure there is a good lock on my door so ya mrs doesnt sneak in in the middle of the night
00:13:25 <President_Trump> the guest room will be fine, and ill have hot cocoa for supper thanks
00:13:48 <Pyro-> 'kick Cath^ flood :P
00:14:06 <Pyro-> bit slow there .. i go back over here
00:16:00 <partay> trumpy... theres room in the laundry with the dogs
00:17:00 <President_Trump> the guest room will be fine, and ill have hot cocoa for supper thanks
00:17:08 * Cath^ smirks
00:18:00 <Pyro-> 'kick Cath^ flood :P
00:18:00 <Pyro-> bit slow there .. i go back over here
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00:29:38 <partay> no tim tams ?
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00:33:00 <jigsaw> hey schlumlords
00:33:43 <partay> jigsaw hows the bum for grubs ?
00:33:59 <jigsaw> you tell me
00:34:00 <partay> no tim tams ?
00:36:06 <Pyro-> time to go, night all.. cya tuesday Cath^ ;)
00:36:28 <Cath^> nite Pyro-..in your wildest
00:37:00 <jigsaw> hey schlumlords
00:37:16 <Pyro-> :x
00:37:26 <Cath^> cya on channel 40
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00:38:00 <partay> jigsaw hows the bum for grubs ?
00:38:00 <jigsaw> you tell me
00:40:00 <Pyro-> time to go, night all.. cya tuesday Cath^ ;)
00:40:00 <Cath^> nite Pyro-..in your wildest
00:41:00 <Pyro-> :x
00:41:00 <Cath^> cya on channel 40
00:41:54 <Cath^> nites
00:42:11 <jigsaw> nite
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00:42:44 <jigsaw> im off to bed too, with cath :)
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00:46:00 <Cath^> nites
00:46:00 <jigsaw> nite
00:47:00 <jigsaw> im off to bed too, with cath :)
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01:22:03 <MrMW> boo
01:26:00 <MrMW> boo
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02:31:11 <MrMW> booooo!
02:35:00 <MrMW> booooo!
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09:34:00 <Moonie> Hey peoples...
09:35:00 <HellFury> morning moonie
09:38:00 <Moonie> How you doing, Hellfury?
09:39:00 <Moonie> Uno momento.. The connection is shit.. brb.
09:40:00 <Moonie> Hopefully this is better.
09:44:00 <HellFury> yeah alright despite fuck all sleep
09:44:00 <HellFury> you
09:45:00 <Moonie> Same really.. Kept waking up and having weird arsed dreams.
09:50:00 <Moonie> hah Just noticed I ended up with the exact same word count as Exo yesterday :)
09:51:00 <HellFury> lol
09:51:00 <Moonie> I bet he's happy to have me so close to him.
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10:53:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
10:55:19 <fauxy> It's murder on the darrrnce floooor
10:55:41 <fauxy> wake up ya bastards.
10:59:00 <fauxy> It's murder on the darrrnce floooor
11:00:00 <fauxy> wake up ya bastards.
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12:22:13 <Moonie> Afternoon peoples..
12:25:24 <fauxy> hi moonface
12:26:06 <Moonie> How you doing fauxyface? :)
12:29:03 <couleurs> :))))))))))))
12:31:26 <fauxy> I'm good
12:31:27 <fauxy> Just having lunch
12:31:29 <fauxy> n u
12:31:37 <fauxy> Hi colores
12:32:05 <Moonie> Not bad thanks.. Just watching a move.
12:32:20 <Moonie> +i
12:34:38 <fauxy> cool what u watching
12:35:01 <Moonie> "13 Cameras" on Netflix
12:36:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Hiiii
12:36:01 <couleurs> hi delorese
12:36:09 <couleurs> SEEN IT
12:36:22 <couleurs> and the sequel "14 Cameras"
12:36:28 <couleurs> both awful/10
12:36:39 <Moonie> I accidentally watched 14 cameras first.
12:37:43 <couleurs> gasp
12:37:49 <fauxy> lool
12:38:19 <couleurs> bet the next 1 will be a prequel called "12 Cameras"
12:38:21 <couleurs> Lol
12:38:30 <Moonie> Possibly..
12:40:36 <fauxy> hng im so full
12:40:42 * fauxy sloths
12:40:56 <Moonie> What did you eat?
12:41:53 <couleurs> FoOd
12:42:00 <dtrain> 0,01hi
12:42:02 <fauxy> I baked some chickpeas
12:42:12 <fauxy> crushed garlic and mixed it in Greek yoghurt
12:42:20 <fauxy> And then put the chickpeas on the yoghurt
12:42:20 <fauxy> k
12:42:22 <fauxy> yum
12:42:35 <couleurs> chargin' me FiFa controlla
12:43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1If pong here
12:43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1It
12:43:21 <fauxy> goin LiVe
12:43:44 <couleurs> TWiTCh.tv/THoTTy
12:44:36 <fauxy> lool
12:44:59 <fauxy> watching some netflix movie
12:45:05 <fauxy> isn't it romantic or some shit
12:46:19 <couleurs> Hot.
12:46:27 <Moonie> aah the new one with What'sherface.
12:47:32 <couleurs> Oz Fatty
12:49:21 <fauxy> yeah lol
12:49:30 <fauxy> its stupid but ive had a giggle
12:49:50 <couleurs> Fatty Pizza is her name i think but i could be wong
12:49:54 <fauxy> rofl
12:50:39 <fauxy> shes singing and dancing no2
12:50:40 <fauxy> cool.
12:57:56 <fauxy> ohh ok
12:58:00 <fauxy> now shes running
12:58:04 <fauxy> nice
12:59:37 <chris`> hi
13:04:00 <froz> ping pong
13:05:00 <froz> king kong
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13:38:28 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h40s]
14:32:00 <Cath^> howdy y'all
15:00:00 <Cath^> hey energizer
15:03:00 <jigsaw> ghost town
15:11:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [4h17m37s]
15:20:00 <energizer> hi cath, bye cath
15:29:15 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
15:49:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
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15:54:50 <chris`> hi Cath^ hun
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16:07:40 <Cath^> hey chris`
16:15:20 <Glenn> Hi Cath^!
16:16:40 <Cath^> hi Glenn ;)
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16:41:00 <Moonie> Afternoon peoples..
16:42:00 <MzMvp> where is this dtrain HO @???
16:42:00 <MzMvp> challenges me to a fight and then runs away
16:42:00 <MzMvp> like a lil bitch
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16:44:00 <Moonie> Clearly no-one's interested.
16:44:00 <MzMvp> well why she/he bring it up?
16:45:00 <MzMvp> I didnt say anything
16:45:00 <MzMvp> no one is interested in u Moonie
16:46:00 <MzMvp> no one is interested in gecko's fat boring ass
16:47:00 <Moonie> All this hostility against people that have nothing to do with it. Just go away.
16:47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Yer
16:48:00 <MzMvp> piss off Moonie
16:48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1No u
16:48:00 <MzMvp> no
16:48:00 <MzMvp> U
16:48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Shit breath
16:48:00 <MzMvp> pin dick
16:49:00 <Moonie> Since you were recently banned for being abusive, you should probably pull your head in.
16:50:00 <HellFury> could happen again
16:50:00 <MzMvp> can match me verbally
16:51:00 <MzMvp> so you have to ban me
16:52:00 <Moonie> Hah. Trust me, that has nothing to do with it. Also, there are several people in here, including myself, that would absolutely obliterate you verbally.
16:54:00 <Moonie> So calm yourself down, stop acting like an aggressive spoilt little bitch and chat civilly, or don't come back. It's really quite that simple.
16:56:00 <Moonie> Perhaps some time to think would be of benefit.
16:57:00 <Moonie> What's happening Hellfury?
16:57:00 <HellFury> not much
16:57:00 <HellFury> gonna go lay down in a min
16:57:00 <Moonie> Great idea... I should have done that earlier.
16:58:00 <HellFury> i got home at like 2
17:06:00 <Moonie> Afternoon gecko.. How you doing?
17:07:00 <gecko> Hey Moonie I'm doing good thank you. Just catching the train home. You
17:08:00 <Moonie> Not bad thanks, just relaxing at home.
17:08:00 <Moonie> Probably going to go out to dinner soon.
17:08:00 <gecko> Oooh some place fancy?
17:09:00 <partay> Sizzler?
17:09:00 <Moonie> Naah, just somewhere local for a change.
17:09:00 <Moonie> I've been scarred by Sizzler.
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17:11:33 * ^bozoJim walks in and takes a chair
17:13:00 <Moonie> How long a trip is the train, gecko?
17:14:00 <gecko> Forty minutes
17:14:00 <Moonie> Not too bad.
17:15:00 <Moonie> But then, I've never caught a train in Melbourne.
17:15:00 <MzMvp> yeh some of us can afford cars
17:15:00 <MzMvp> some of us have high paying jobs
17:15:00 <MzMvp> and make some real cash
17:15:00 <partay> some of us are fat pumpkin heads
17:16:00 <MzMvp> partay thats no way to speak about gecko
17:16:00 <gecko> MzMvp pretending to be female isn't making anybody like you
17:16:00 <Moonie> You're clearly not intelligent enough to stop your childish behaviour.
17:16:00 <MzMvp> i could say the same about u
17:16:00 <MzMvp> gecko
17:16:00 <MzMvp> u have been pretending to be female your whole life
17:16:00 <gecko> I don't pm anybody to talk sex
17:17:00 <HellFury> `ban mzmvp take time out
17:17:00 <gecko> Hey i happily agree, I'd love a sex change
17:17:00 <gecko> Meh
17:17:00 <Moonie> I could handle being female for a while.
17:17:00 <Moonie> I wouldn't stop playing with myself.
17:17:00 <partay> moonie dont you play with your moobs now ?
17:17:00 <gecko> Boobs are fun but even they become a chore
17:18:00 <Moonie> It doesn't feel the same with hair, partay.
17:18:00 <Moonie> ... and I'm not about to shave my chest.
17:18:00 <Moonie> Also, they're too small.
17:20:00 <partay> my moobs are firm
17:20:00 <partay> plus one pierced moob
17:21:00 <Moonie> Boobs would be bad if they're too big. I know women that have had back issues because of them.
17:21:00 <Moonie> Of course, being the gentleman that I am, I offered to support them on a number of occassions.
17:22:00 <*buffextras> [[[[[pong]]]]]!~[[[[[pong]]@austnet.1642874269.user parted with message: []
17:23:00 <Moonie> I must have offended pong by talking about gentlemanly things.
17:23:00 <HellFury> since when is he one
17:23:00 <Moonie> That's what I mean, Hellfury.
17:23:00 <Moonie> Since he's so much not one, he was offended.
17:23:00 <Moonie> etc.
17:24:00 <partay> yah not fan of massive jugs either
17:24:00 <HellFury> ;p
17:24:00 <Moonie> Perhaps now I should start talking about my quilting, knitting, and other crafty things.
17:25:00 <partay> you should befriend bozojim.. both cut from the same cloth
17:26:00 <Moonie> I don't discriminate against breast size, I have my preferences (as all people do), but I do feel sorry for the women with the extremely large breasts, as previously stated in relation to back issues, etc.
17:26:00 <Moonie> I actually don't do anything like that partay. :)
17:28:00 <Moonie> I was just realising that I've actually been talking quite a bit in here today, which reminded me of bozojim, and his rather rapid climbs to the top of the word counts as a result of his stories of craft and whimsy.
17:29:00 <Sutekh> haha, very interesting stuff ;p
17:29:00 <Moonie> Afternoon Sutekh :)
17:29:00 <Sutekh> hey Moonie :D
17:30:00 <Moonie> Now that Sutekh's here, I'm off.
17:30:00 <Moonie> hahaha
17:30:00 <Sutekh> lol, im only here for a few mins
17:30:00 <Moonie> Actually co-incidence. :) Chat later people.
17:30:00 <Sutekh> cheers
17:31:00 <HellFury> i feel sorry for me too
17:32:00 <Student> :)
17:35:00 <partay> moonie https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/52922902_3120872137938559_5080970298560348160_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ht=scontent-syd2-1.xx&oh=0e86c9d9d771eb5c76d8bb42f9a1f747&oe=5CE39C85
17:35:00 <partay> related
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17:46:10 <e|f> sup ^_^
17:48:00 <MrMW> its friday.........super party time!!!
17:53:34 <^bozoJim> hello e|f
17:53:40 <e|f> hi :)
17:54:32 <e|f> got some things accomplished today this saturday
17:54:45 <e|f> maybe read a book later on tonight
17:56:34 <e|f> i suspect the book i have in mind will be not worth the time, but i'll read it anyway
17:56:40 <e|f> stuff i mostly already know
17:58:00 <dtrain> 0,01why is mzmvp spamming me4?12¿4?12¿4?12¿4?12¿
17:58:00 <dtrain> 0,01wanting to fight
17:58:00 <dtrain> 0,01who is this person6?12¿6?12¿6?12¿
17:59:00 <HellFury> tell shim to jump up and down and let their limp willy smack them in the face
17:59:00 <dtrain> 0,01its a guy4?12¿
17:59:58 <fauxy> e x c e l l e n t
18:00:00 <HellFury> yeah
18:00:07 <fauxy> what's the book
18:01:00 <partay> I have a feeling its a clone of someone in here
18:01:00 <partay> probably skyfire
18:02:00 <partay> its a guy though pretending to be a hot szn chick
18:02:00 <partay> azn*
18:02:00 <dtrain> 0,01ohhh figured it was a troll
18:02:18 <e|f> the Da Vinci and Einstein biographies were good though (Walter Isaacson)
18:02:39 <e|f> Einstein was actually pretty bad at maths... he had to get help from other scientists with that
18:02:44 <e|f> who would've thunk it
18:03:00 <dtrain> 0,01keeps pm wanting to fight4!12¡
18:03:00 <dtrain> 0,01now im just messing with him
18:03:00 <partay> yah.. has msg almost everyone in the chan wanted to fuck fight or fist
18:03:00 <dtrain> 0,01o_O
18:04:15 <e|f> well, my reading choices tonight are either: a book on interpreting dreams (pretty silly and i'll know most of it); an economics book (i'll know most of it); or a biography on James Packer (i think most of that will be written with spin)
18:05:50 <^bozoJim> helllo fauxy
18:07:19 <fauxy> hi bj
18:07:40 <MzMvp> lol @ BJ
18:14:55 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h45m40s]
18:15:00 <MrMW> hi sexy dtrain!!!!!!!!!!!
18:15:26 <Moonie> Evening peoples..
18:16:00 <dtrain> 0,01hello MrMW~~~~~~
18:16:05 <e|f> any the away script is definitely " $calc(($ticks - %ticks) / 1000) " ...
18:16:16 <e|f> to get the cumulative "away time"
18:16:36 <e|f> maybe something else in there to truncate the time suffixes
18:17:03 * e|f coded stuff for too long
18:17:08 <e|f> hi Moonie :)
18:17:29 <Moonie> hehe How's it goin, elg?
18:17:33 <Moonie> elf even
18:17:37 <e|f> pretty good
18:17:42 <e|f> good day
18:17:44 <e|f> you?
18:17:55 <Moonie> Not bad I guess..
18:18:37 <^bozoJim> hello Moonie
18:18:42 <Moonie> Hey jim.
18:19:21 <Moonie> What's the plan for tonight?
18:19:30 <^bozoJim> I am trying to stay cool
18:20:05 <Moonie> Hooray for air conditioning.
18:20:19 <^bozoJim> I just have a desk fan in here
18:20:45 <Moonie> You need more than that.
18:20:53 <^bozoJim> I survive
18:21:00 <dtrain> 0,01ahh your far too kind just exactly what i needed for this weather4!12¡
18:21:00 <MrMW> no wucken forries
18:21:15 <^bozoJim> and where I live is only 2 stars by RACT
18:21:30 <Moonie> RACT?
18:21:48 <^bozoJim> royal utomobile club of Tas
18:22:19 <Moonie> Ah
18:26:01 <e|f> hmm fuck
18:26:01 <lx> ...ah huh...
18:26:09 <e|f> i can't craft a regexp for this
18:26:13 * e|f scratches his head
18:26:20 <Moonie> For what?
18:26:39 <e|f> i was mucking around with time values
18:26:56 <e|f> maybe if i pulled up code i wrote for it 11 years ago
18:27:18 <Moonie> What are you trying to do?
18:31:00 <SkyFire> hehehe
18:31:03 <e|f> hah
18:31:08 <e|f> //echo -a $regsubex($duration($ctime), /(?<!\d)[a-z]+(?=\s|$)/g, $null)
18:31:33 <e|f> that will strip all the of the time suffixes down to one alphabetical character
18:31:41 <e|f> in a such given string
18:32:10 <e|f> i forgot the look behind etc syntax (regexp)
18:32:37 <Moonie> aah
18:33:00 <e|f> like HF's away script where it shows "m" instead of "mins", "s" instead of "secs" etc
18:33:34 <e|f> 2565wks 2days 7hrs 38mins 14secs -- 2565w 2d 7h 38m 14s
18:33:43 <Moonie> yep
18:34:39 * HellFury perks eyebrow
18:34:56 <Moonie> Evening HellFury
18:35:11 <e|f> i would bet money that the script itself uses $replace(..., secs, s, mins, m, ...)
18:35:15 <e|f> brb ciggie
18:35:15 <lx> Hurry back e|f...
18:36:04 <Moonie> That would be a fairly straight forward way to do it when you know the suffix isn't going to change.
18:36:08 <Glenn> !christmas #Sydney
18:36:08 <lx> Next [cCc]cHc]cRc]c.Ic.]cSc]cTc]cMc]cAc]cSc] in #Sydney is now just 42 weeks, 3 days, 5 hours, 20 minutes and 20 seconds away! (...approximately)
18:36:27 <Glenn> All in the wrist action :P
18:36:49 <HellFury> hey moonie
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18:37:38 <^bozoJim> hugs HellFury
18:38:37 <Glenn> There are other ways of doing it e|f
18:39:26 <e|f> yup :D
18:40:13 <e|f> the simple and the elegant <3
18:40:23 <e|f> but there are usually loads of different ways
18:40:26 <Glenn> Wrote that stuff about 15 years ago... would have to wade through to see what I did then. It works, and is reliable. No need for change.
18:40:40 <e|f> yea :)
18:41:00 <HellFury> hugs jim
18:42:14 <e|f> coding is a lovely - one of those things where you can get instant results and then look back later and think how you could do it better. that "later" term could be minutes, days, weeks, years
18:43:41 <Moonie> I enjoy coding. I want to learn other languages though.
18:45:15 <Glenn> Found it... used the KISS principle.
18:45:17 <Glenn> %Christmas = $duration($calc($ctime(24/12/2019 23:59:59) - $ctime($fulldate)))
18:45:17 <Glenn> %Christmas1 = $replace(%Christmas,week,$chr(32) week $+ $chr(44),wks,$chr(32) weeks $+ $chr(44),days,$chr(32) days $+ $chr(44),hrs,$chr(32) hours $+ $chr(44),mins,$chr(32) minutes and, sec,$chr(32) second, secs,$chr(32) seconds)
18:45:17 <Glenn> %Christmas2 = $replace(%Christmas1,1wk,1 $chr(32) week $+ $chr(44),1day,1 $chr(32) day $+ $chr(44),1hr,1 $chr(32) hour $+ $chr(44),1min,1 $chr(32) minute $+ $chr(44),1sec,1 $chr(32) second $+ $chr(44))
18:45:46 <e|f> cool :o
18:45:54 <Glenn> Nothing to it!
18:46:08 <fauxy> lol.
18:46:52 <Glenn> No idea how I'd do it now if I had to re-write.
18:47:00 <partay> MrMW you forgot the roofie
18:47:07 <e|f> :D
18:48:00 <MrMW> nah i didnt
18:48:51 <Moonie> Sometimes that's the most annoying bit haha. Wanting to do a similar thing you've already coded, but then can't remember how you did it the first time.
18:49:31 <Glenn> Probably no change. The approach here was to make changes gradually.
18:52:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
18:52:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(992) 2. Moonie(602) 3. Shrimp(429) 4. partay(281) 5. Sutekh(262) 6. HellFury(225) 7. SkyFire(174) 8. Exo(159) 9. MzMvp(109) 10. anotherirc3r(98)
18:52:30 <e|f> alias christmas say Next Christmas in $chan is now just $duration($r(1000,99999)) away!
18:52:34 * e|f got lazy
18:54:06 <e|f> $r(1,999999999999999999999)
18:54:09 <e|f> haha
18:54:36 <dazzo2> Hi
18:55:05 <Glenn> Slack... very slack!
18:55:14 <e|f> with any luck it will be accurate
18:55:55 <Moonie> -ish?
18:59:00 <MrMW> burp
19:03:00 <MzMvp> yum
19:03:00 <MzMvp> thanks MrMW
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19:09:00 <MrMW> no worries
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19:13:00 <dtrain> 0,01hellos skyfire
19:13:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
19:13:24 <Moonie> everyone must be out having fun... Bastards.
19:14:50 <e|f> the grass can look greener on the other side
19:14:55 <e|f> but looks can be deceiving
19:15:19 <HellFury> walking around doing shit coz i got duromine release
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19:16:00 <^bozoJim> hello dtrain
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19:18:52 <HellFury> ffs
19:18:59 <HellFury> he walked in and burped in my bloody ear
19:19:05 <HellFury> i almost shit myself
19:19:27 <e|f> lol
19:19:39 <HellFury> i didn't have my headphones on or music on either :|
19:20:00 <dtrain> 0,01hello jim~~
19:21:00 <^bozoJim> nice tongue
19:21:50 <dazzo2> Gday
19:21:58 <dazzo2> Hows everyone
19:24:00 <MrMW> jim my tongue is ready for u in the park
19:26:00 <dtrain> 0,01sooo hott
19:27:00 <MrMW> u in syd dtrain?
19:30:00 <^bozoJim> yes it is even here
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19:31:00 <^bozoJim> and we have a hot weekend
19:31:00 <^bozoJim> coming up
19:31:00 <MrMW> jim baby its always hot here in the park
19:32:00 <partay> ewwwww
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19:33:59 <dazzo2> Hi
19:34:00 <partay> SkyFire you should write horror novels
19:34:34 <e|f> sup
19:34:41 <e|f> connection problems?
19:36:00 <dtrain> 0,0110Hè10Hèh
19:37:00 <SkyFire> ooo
19:38:05 <dazzo2> Nah
19:38:10 <dazzo2> Stupid ipad
19:38:17 <dazzo2> Doesnt multitask
19:38:46 <e|f> mm
19:39:05 <e|f> is there no way on an iPad to switch between open tasks
19:39:20 <dazzo2> Dont think so
19:39:24 <e|f> like on my android phone i can just hit up the task window and flip between open tasks
19:39:39 <e|f> well, that sucks
19:39:42 <dazzo2> Apple never allowed that
19:39:52 <e|f> but most of apple's stuff is a smoke and mirrors project
19:40:11 <e|f> yea, makes sense
19:40:35 <dazzo2> I should use my andriod tab instead
19:40:44 <dazzo2> For irc
19:41:23 <e|f> good idea :D
19:44:49 <e|f> apparently Steve Jobs lured one of the execs working for Coca Cola to Apple with the line "do you want to spend the rest of your life selling sugared water? or do you want a chance to change the world?"
19:44:56 <e|f> whether that is true or not, nevermind
19:45:11 <e|f> but working for either company wasn't exactly a great choice in hindsight
19:46:52 <dazzo2> Yeah
19:47:00 <dazzo2> I prefer sugar water
19:47:07 <e|f> :D
19:47:07 <dazzo2> Its simple and refreshing
19:47:31 <dazzo2> Fuck encryption and cloud
19:47:42 <dazzo2> Who wants those headaches
19:47:48 <dazzo2> Russian hackers
19:47:57 <dazzo2> Idiots on facebook
19:48:03 <dazzo2> Give me sugar eater
19:48:06 <dazzo2> Water
19:48:07 <e|f> lol
19:48:32 <e|f> there would be less restrictions on what you could do with a bottle of coke than an iphone, probably
19:49:00 <SkyFire> moo
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19:50:54 <dazzo2> Yeah
19:51:12 <dazzo2> Cola was the simplest idea
19:51:16 <dazzo2> Wv
19:51:18 <dazzo2> Ever
19:51:23 <dazzo2> That worked
19:52:00 <MrMW> meow
19:52:24 <e|f> yup
19:52:52 <SkyFire> hi e|f
19:52:58 <e|f> hi :)
19:54:31 * SkyFire bashes peterpan to a pulp
20:07:00 <SkyFire> watches [[[[[pong]]]]] get taken to a hazmat material handling centre
20:08:00 <faux> oh Ye[
20:08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
20:09:00 <faux> Yep
20:11:00 <^bozoJim> hello faux
20:12:00 <faux> hi bj
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20:19:00 <dtrain> 0,01oooh skyfire
20:19:00 <SkyFire> ;)
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20:25:37 <^bozoJim> welcome back fauxy
20:27:00 <SkyFire> hi Cath^
20:28:00 <^bozoJim> good evening Cath^
20:30:00 <rainmaker> bonjour Cath
20:30:00 <rainmaker> greeting fellas
20:32:00 <^bozoJim> hello rainmaker
20:32:34 <fauxy> ty bj
20:33:00 <rainmaker> how we all doing?
20:33:00 <dtrain> 0,01hi rainmaker~~~
20:34:00 <dtrain> 0,0115Hè15Hèhe
20:35:00 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks
20:38:00 <Cath^> hi SkyFire
20:38:00 <Cath^> hi Jim
20:38:00 <chris`> hi Cath^
20:38:00 <Cath^> hi chris`
20:39:00 <MrMW> burp
20:39:00 <Cath^> hi Mark
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20:40:56 * SkyFire falls asleep on dtrain
20:42:00 <Cath^> haha
20:42:00 <Cath^> oh Jim
20:43:00 <rainmaker> how was your day Cath?
20:43:00 <rainmaker> jim mate no need to cover eyes when you can't see
20:43:00 <Cath^> it was pretty relaxing thanks..yours?
20:43:00 <dtrain> 0,01o_O
20:44:00 <^bozoJim> well thats true rainmaker
20:44:00 <^bozoJim> but it looks good anyway
20:44:00 <^bozoJim> lol
20:44:00 <rainmaker> yea was busy earlier but more relaxing now and avoiding from stepping outside
20:44:00 <Cath^> hi dtrain...sorry i can't read what you type..all i see is a black box..are you typing in colour?
20:44:00 <dazzo2> Hi
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20:45:00 <Cath^> you still hot rainmaker?
20:45:00 <Cath^> hi dazzo2
20:45:00 <^bozoJim> It is hot here tonight
20:45:00 <dazzo2> Hi cath
20:45:00 <^bozoJim> Bart is in front of the fam
20:45:00 <Cath^> haha
20:45:00 <^bozoJim> fan
20:45:00 <Cath^> give Bart a scratch from me
20:45:00 <^bozoJim> I will
20:45:00 <Cath^> ;)
20:46:00 <rainmaker> its freezing at my place, but yes I was born hot thanks
20:46:00 <dazzo2> Garn on mate
20:46:00 <^bozoJim> he knows where the coolest place to be is
20:46:00 <Cath^> lol rainmaker
20:47:00 <Cath^> were you busy working before rainmaker or just busy lookin' fine
20:47:00 <Cath^> lucky noone is in the model chatters chair atm eh
20:48:00 <SkyFire> it was atomic so would have reached everyone
20:48:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
20:48:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(992) 2. Moonie(602) 3. Shrimp(429) 4. partay(288) 5. SkyFire(269) 6. Sutekh(262) 7. HellFury(228) 8. Exo(159) 9. Cath^(123) 10. ^bozojim(121)
20:48:00 <rainmaker> haha busy making it rain!
20:48:00 <partay> Cath^ that chair has my name on it
20:49:00 <Cath^> what do you do rainmaker?
20:49:00 <dazzo2> Anyone going to mardi gra
20:49:00 <^bozoJim> wow look at that I am now in the top ten finally
20:49:00 <Cath^> hi partay...well that chair be gone now lol
20:49:00 <^bozoJim> and look Cath^ I have not been a motor mouth
20:49:00 <Cath^> the night is young Jim
20:49:00 <Cath^> dazzo2 no
20:49:10 * e|f throws a snooker ball across the empty chat room... "bounce, bounce, bounce..."
20:49:40 <Moonie> That would cause some damage.
20:49:55 <e|f> all quiet on the western front
20:49:59 <e|f> not a bad thing
20:50:00 <Cath^> hi Trump
20:50:00 <^bozoJim> well yes it is but I do not really feel like talking a lot tonight as it is too hot
20:50:00 <Sutekh> sure Jim ;p
20:50:00 <^bozoJim> good evening Sutekh
20:50:00 <Cath^> too hot to type? sheesh
20:50:00 <President_Trump> oh here we go, looks like the head trolls Cath^ and ^bozoJim are out in force tonight... lets just call them team ^
20:50:02 * SkyFire detonates a hydrogen bomb
20:50:07 <e|f> hopefully everyone here is happy :D
20:51:00 <^bozoJim> got to love emu lover being able to make all the decisions as soon as he gets on
20:51:00 <rainmaker> greetings Sutekh
20:51:10 <e|f> coffee and shower and TV and book
20:51:13 <e|f> woop woop
20:51:36 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDjegHtelng&list=RDRDjegHtelng&start_radio=1
20:51:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Koda - Emerald Dreams [Free DL] (Aug 24, 2012) Length: 6:42 - Category: Music - 315,783 views - likes (98.8%), 40 dislikes (1.2%)
20:51:40 <SkyFire> moo: os: Microsoft Windows XP Professional - Service Pack 3 (5.1.2600) up: 6hrs 52mins 33secs cpu: Intel Pentium III Xeon processor (x86) at 1960MHz (4% Load) gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GT 640 -2.00GB res: 1920x1080 32bit 60Hz ram: 1092/3070.2MB (35.58%) [||||------] hdd: C:\ 62.05GB/149.04GB D:\ 632.48GB/931.51GB E:\ 408.64GB/465.76GB net: Realtek RTL8168C[P]_8111C[P] PCI-E Gigabit Ethernet NIC - Packet Scheduler Miniport - 1000MB/s 368.
20:52:00 <Cath^> never been called a troll before
20:52:00 <dazzo2> Cath are u lgbti
20:52:00 <^bozoJim> and I fou nd somethign interesting today on the net
20:52:00 <Cath^> yup..look out for me tomorrow
20:52:00 <^bozoJim> there is a mens only quilting group where ladies are not allowe
20:52:00 <^bozoJim> d
20:52:04 <e|f> mm
20:52:21 <e|f> must have enough dust built up in that machine to choke a midget
20:52:36 <SkyFire> LoL
20:52:51 <SkyFire> its been cleaned quite a bit
20:53:00 <SkyFire> The Mustang now has a bonnet on it
20:53:00 <^bozoJim> well you see Cath^ according to President_Trump a troll is whatever it wants to be and you have to remember that there is only a fifth of a brain cell in it
20:53:00 <dazzo2> Im going through antidepressant withdrawls
20:53:00 <Cath^> i'll be right be riding with the dikes on bikes...watching the fine assets of the Sydney marching boys ;)
20:53:05 <SkyFire> last one was a proffensional clean
20:53:23 <e|f> you got someone to clean it?
20:54:00 <Sutekh> Jimbo, Catherine :D
20:54:00 <Sutekh> hey rainmaker :)
20:54:00 <Cath^> Christopher ;)
20:54:00 <dazzo2> Cath i cant go cos im going thru drug withdraws
20:54:06 <SkyFire> yeah
20:54:18 <SkyFire> well it was in the shop for a failed fan anyway
20:54:23 <e|f> ah
20:54:44 <e|f> some IT guy probably opened it up and used compressed air on it or a smaller vacuum cleaner
20:55:00 <Sutekh> dazzo2, eat some chocolate, its a cure all
20:55:00 <Cath^> ^^^^ what he said!
20:55:00 <dazzo2> I might brotha
20:55:00 <Cath^> Kit Kat gold
20:55:33 <e|f> maybe a bit of isopropyl alcohol
20:55:34 <^bozoJim> hello Zade
20:56:00 <Sutekh> Yum
20:56:00 <Cath^> think of you when i'm eating it
20:56:19 <Zade> hello ^bozoJim
20:57:00 <SkyFire> then makes millions selling it to the world
20:57:00 <rainmaker> millions? common trillions
20:57:00 <SkyFire> ok then trillions
20:57:00 <SkyFire> $0.05 a bar
20:58:00 <Cath^> you are treading on dangerous ground SkyFire
20:58:00 <Cath^> hormonal women of the world will be after your blood!
20:58:00 <SkyFire> but I made it cheaper
20:58:00 <partay> ^bozoJim on the ginger ale ?
20:58:00 <^bozoJim> no
20:58:00 <^bozoJim> ice on the rocks
20:58:00 <SkyFire> 5 cents a bar of chocolate, instead of what you pay now
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20:59:00 <^bozoJim> solidified di-hydrogen oxide
21:00:00 <Cath^> 5 cents? how much are you paing your workers?
21:00:00 <Cath^> paying
21:00:00 <SkyFire> what workers - we use robots
21:01:00 <Cath^> oh
21:01:00 <Sutekh> i think he left to get a kit kat
21:02:00 <Cath^> my work here is done ;)
21:04:49 <e|f> bbiaw
21:05:00 <SkyFire> https://res.cloudinary.com/skyfire747/image/upload/v1551434483/mustang/190301_Ford_Mustang_001.jpg
21:05:00 <SkyFire> https://res.cloudinary.com/skyfire747/image/upload/v1551434483/mustang/190301_Ford_Mustang_005.jpg
21:05:00 <SkyFire> The Mustang as it is now
21:07:43 <Moonie> oooh isopropyl alcohol
21:09:00 <MrMW> mustangs r sexy cars
21:09:00 <Cath^> is that a shelby?
21:10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1SkyFire how r u disabled
21:10:00 <SkyFire> yes
21:10:00 <SkyFire> 1967
21:10:08 <HellFury> !ttop10
21:10:09 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Pyro-(873) 2. e|f(592) 3. partay(278) 4. Cath^(180) 5. Moonie(174) 6. SkyFire(142) 7. faux(106) 8. HellFury(85) 9. dazzo2(64) 10. ^bozojim(51)
21:11:00 <rainmaker> i like that house in the background
21:11:00 <SkyFire> :)
21:12:00 <SkyFire> house is for the model railway
21:13:00 <SkyFire> just have to get round to finishing painting it
21:13:00 <President_Trump> lololol
21:13:00 <President_Trump> hes on the spectrum
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21:15:00 <SkyFire> only I need some dark brown or black paint
21:19:00 <SkyFire> LoL
21:19:00 <rainmaker> went too far skyfire
21:20:00 <rainmaker> you made him leave lol
21:20:00 <^bozoJim> aww poor pong left
21:20:00 <SkyFire> oh well - nice to be without the stink
21:20:00 <President_Trump> pongs gone to get his bumbag
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21:35:00 <Moonie> Hey again peoples..
21:35:00 <Cath^> hey Moons
21:36:00 <Moonie> How you doing, Cath?
21:36:00 <Cath^> i'm pretty good you?
21:37:00 <Moonie> Not bad, just got home from "the club"
21:38:00 <Cath^> oh 'the club'
21:38:00 <Cath^> lol
21:38:00 <Moonie> What did you get up to?
21:40:00 <Cath^> had the day off..relaxed
21:40:00 <^bozoJim> hello Moonie
21:40:00 <rainmaker> x club was it?
21:41:00 <Moonie> Nice...
21:41:00 <Moonie> Hey jim.
21:41:00 <Moonie> No rainmaker :)
21:41:05 * SkyFire yawns
21:41:45 * e|f peeks in
21:41:56 <e|f> tidy up my finger and toenails
21:42:00 <e|f> hahaha
21:42:00 <partay> Moonie you missed my post this afternoon
21:42:00 <partay> it was gold
21:42:00 <Moonie> Which one?
21:42:05 <e|f> elf life
21:42:10 <SkyFire> lol
21:42:35 <e|f> i have to keep them short so i can perform - chat on irc, stuff like that
21:42:39 * e|f laughs
21:42:44 <HellFury> wank
21:42:47 <HellFury> i mean
21:42:50 <e|f> :D
21:42:54 <SkyFire> lol
21:42:55 <e|f> wanking too, yeah
21:42:59 <e|f> that's part of it
21:43:00 <partay> scroll up
21:43:00 <partay> just as u left
21:43:19 <HellFury> like why have long nails scratch ya cock
21:43:37 <e|f> long nails on a woman can be a weapon
21:44:00 <Moonie> haha those are awesome. :)
21:44:00 <partay> her t shirt
21:44:00 <Moonie> Yes :)
21:44:00 <Moonie> I glanced at the t-shirt long enough to read it, then was distracted.
21:44:08 <HellFury> until her mouth does the talkign
21:44:16 <e|f> hahaha
21:44:37 <HellFury> or
21:44:40 <HellFury> if you don't have one
21:44:42 <HellFury> hoovers
21:44:48 <HellFury> yeah
21:45:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h31m34s]
21:45:00 <Moonie> wb HellFury
21:45:00 <HellFury> ta
21:45:02 <HellFury> he had a dusty knob and sore one coz they had to cut off the plastic
21:45:11 <e|f> lol
21:45:12 <HellFury> i do have strange friends
21:45:26 * e|f nods
21:45:39 <HellFury> he did say it was a good suck but
21:45:51 <e|f> i bet
21:46:00 <Moonie> !ttop10
21:46:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(992) 2. Moonie(656) 3. Shrimp(429) 4. SkyFire(393) 5. partay(323) 6. Sutekh(298) 7. ^bozojim(268) 8. Cath^(251) 9. HellFury(233) 10. Exo(159)
21:46:00 <Moonie> Out of curiosity.
21:46:00 <Moonie> Wow, elf's been making up for the days he went missing.
21:47:00 <^bozoJim> wow look at that
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21:47:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
21:48:00 <^bozoJim> careful Sutekh I am coming after you
21:48:00 <Moonie> Have you started eating more meals, bozojim?
21:48:00 <^bozoJim> no I have not
21:48:00 <^bozoJim> as in gaining on his stats score
21:48:00 <Moonie> I mean, you're not at the top. I just figured you'd been eating more and talking less. :)
21:49:00 <^bozoJim> and look Exo is in tenth place and earlier I was in tenth
21:49:00 <^bozoJim> no I have not talked a whole lot tonight
21:50:00 <^bozoJim> I have spent a bit of time on a mens only quilting group site
21:50:00 <^bozoJim> these guys are in teh US and Canada and meet twice a year for a long weekend of quilting
21:51:00 <Moonie> Is that like a fishing club? They say they're going away fishing, but they spend more time drinking.
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21:51:49 <Cath^> hi Glenn
21:52:08 <Cath^> !ttop10
21:52:10 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Pyro-(873) 2. e|f(647) 3. partay(278) 4. Cath^(183) 5. Moonie(174) 6. SkyFire(146) 7. HellFury(140) 8. faux(106) 9. dazzo2(64) 10. ^bozojim(51)
21:52:32 <SkyFire> hi Cath^ :)
21:53:00 <^bozoJim> they say they are going fishing but in fact go quilting
21:53:00 <Sutekh> haha Jim
21:53:41 <e|f> ah
21:53:45 <e|f> some kind of split earlier
21:54:00 <Moonie> If I was into quilting, I'd probably say I was doing something else as well.
21:54:00 <Sutekh> rofl Moonie
21:54:00 <Sutekh> its Jimbos pick up angle
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21:55:00 <^bozoJim> lol Sutekh
21:55:00 <^bozoJim> it is not actually
21:55:00 <dtrain> 0,01yay id kill for some aircon right now
21:55:00 <Cath^> fishing club? more like fight club..you don't talk about it ;p
21:56:00 <^bozoJim> It has cooled down in here now dtrain IT IS NICE
21:56:00 <^bozoJim> oops
21:56:00 <Moonie> No need to yell, jim.
21:56:00 <Moonie> :D
21:56:00 <Sutekh> whats te temp dtrain?
21:56:00 <^bozoJim> I did apologise
21:57:00 <SkyFire> wb HellFury :)
21:57:00 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
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21:57:00 <Moonie> I don't mean to be pedantic, but you said oops, not sorry haha
21:57:00 <HellFury> ta
21:57:00 <^bozoJim> well sorry for hitting caps
21:57:00 <^bozoJim> :)
21:57:00 <Moonie> So you should be!
21:57:00 <Moonie> haha
21:58:00 <Cath^> hi HellFury
21:59:00 <HellFury> heya Cath
22:06:00 <Moonie> I guess Cath is going to bed. heh
22:06:00 <Moonie> Maybe not.
22:06:00 <Moonie> wb Cath
22:06:00 <Cath^> um hi
22:06:00 <Moonie> haha
22:06:00 <Cath^> accidentally dc myself lol
22:06:00 <Sutekh> sure sure
22:07:37 <Cath^> hi SkyFire
22:07:46 <SkyFire> :)
22:08:00 <President_Trump> why'd you do that?
22:08:03 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #sydney
22:10:00 <Moonie> It's all a ploy for attention.
22:10:00 <Sutekh> haha
22:10:36 <Cath^> hi Zade
22:11:00 <Cath^> wtf
22:11:00 <Moonie> hahaha
22:11:58 <Zade> hello Cath^
22:12:00 <President_Trump> grow up Cath^
22:13:41 <e|f> everywhere i go, every smile i see, i know you are there, smilin' back at me
22:14:59 <e|f> janet did that song before michael died; but maybe a good one to do now too
22:16:02 Part: Glenn ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:16:03 Part: BlackDevil ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:16:03 <damian> that song always makes me think of Dario G - Sunchyme
22:16:25 <damian> that was my couple of teen years where i watched a lot of music videos on tv
22:16:45 <e|f> every surgeon i know, every nose i see, i know you're up there, praying for another rhinoplasty
22:17:02 <e|f> cruel elf
22:17:11 <damian> look at you, a regular weird al
22:17:23 <e|f> heh
22:18:20 <damian> you don't think so?!
22:18:38 <e|f> aw :)
22:20:39 Join: gecko ([email protected]) to #sydney
22:21:00 <Sutekh> where are ur mates OKo, Pliv etc trumpy?
22:22:59 <Cath^> weird e|f
22:23:00 <HellFury> prolly wanking
22:23:00 <President_Trump> they are my mates?
22:23:08 <Cath^> hi gecko
22:23:12 <Cath^> hi damian
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22:23:39 Part: Boopityboop ([email protected]) from #sydney
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22:24:07 <gecko> Hello Cath^ how are you?
22:24:27 <Cath^> good thanks you?
22:25:37 <gecko> Good too. Had an interesting day but went for a long walk and chilled out this afternoon so it balanced out
22:25:56 <e|f> gecko :) hugs
22:25:59 Join: Boopityboop ([email protected]) to #sydney
22:26:04 <gecko> Hey e|fie
22:26:16 <gecko> Huuuuugs
22:26:30 <e|f> :D
22:27:04 <Cath^> hi e|f or are you ignoring me?
22:27:17 <e|f> did Cath say something?
22:27:21 <e|f> naa, jokes
22:27:28 <e|f> moi ignore you? never!
22:27:51 <Cath^> my trigger finger is getting itchy
22:28:13 <e|f> lol
22:29:12 <gecko> She gon shoot u
22:29:27 <gecko> Everyone has an @
22:29:30 <e|f> i don't think i've ever ignored anyone on irc :)
22:29:33 <gecko> I feel out of fashion
22:30:09 <gecko> Where's Exo is it past his bedtime?
22:30:17 <gecko> exXXxXXxXXxXxXXXxo
22:30:27 * SkyFire hugs Cath^ so she doesn't feel ft out - LoL
22:30:42 <SkyFire> left
22:30:44 <e|f> i was just gonna say... ask Exo... maybe if you threw in a picture of yourself he can make the ops happen
22:30:55 <e|f> s/can/could/
22:31:14 <gecko> Use my wiles you reckon
22:31:22 <e|f> yup
22:31:35 <gecko> I feel like that is an abuse of my powers
22:31:40 <e|f> haha
22:32:00 <Pyro-> \o/
22:32:00 <Pyro-> *catches
22:32:00 <Pyro-> what's goin on gramps?
22:32:00 <partay> shes been prepped
22:32:23 <Cath^> what did you do for ops e|f?
22:32:24 <gecko> Oh well, as long as it gets results.. *strips
22:32:57 <e|f> what happened between myself and Exo that night in the alleyway will... remain a secret between us both
22:33:00 <partay> fuckus all... just being a lazy public servant
22:33:00 <Pyro-> so... same ole
22:33:00 <partay> hows the truckin?
22:33:00 <partay> yup same ol same ol
22:33:00 <Pyro-> yeah going ok.. so far.. start interstate tomorrow .. :/
22:33:01 * e|f laughs
22:33:38 Quit: chris` ([email protected]) Changing hosts
22:33:38 Join: chris` ([email protected]) to #sydney
22:33:44 <Cath^> lol
22:33:47 <chris`> lol
22:33:51 <Cath^> hi chris`
22:33:53 <SkyFire> LoL e|f
22:33:56 <chris`> hi
22:34:00 <partay> long haul eh ?
22:34:00 <Pyro-> yeahhh
22:34:00 <partay> big coin
22:34:00 <Pyro-> off to ballarat first up, then swap trailers in melb and up to sydney.. the plans so far
22:34:01 <SkyFire> hi chris`
22:34:16 <chris`> white wine
22:34:17 Part: Boopityboop ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:34:19 <chris`> tipsy as
22:34:31 <Cath^> I don't kiss n tell either e|f ;)
22:34:41 <e|f> :D
22:35:00 <Pyro-> FIIIRE>> nehenehnehenehenhe
22:35:00 <Cath^> good one SkyFire lol
22:35:00 <partay> how long does that take?
22:35:00 <couleurs> happy mardigras every1
22:35:24 <Cath^> anyhoo..bed time
22:35:26 <Cath^> nite
22:35:30 <e|f> laters
22:36:00 <SkyFire> only the bucket was actually holding kerosene - muahaha
22:36:00 <Pyro-> coin should be good.. supposed to be looking between 2 & 2.5k net ... depends on k's and load times of course
22:36:00 <Cath^> :/
22:36:50 <HellFury> yeah e|f offered him a hoover job
22:37:00 <partay> nice
22:37:00 <Pyro-> don't know how long it takes exactly.. too many calculations.. about 20hrs to ballarat.. + legally required breaks.. 9 hrs from melb to sydney (ish)
22:37:02 <e|f> shh!
22:37:13 <e|f> loose lips sink ships
22:37:31 <HellFury> so do loose vaginas
22:37:32 <HellFury> i mean
22:37:43 * SkyFire sinks e|f - LoL
22:37:50 <Sutekh> i was told e|f has a very big.............. personality
22:37:58 <HellFury> haha
22:38:00 <Pyro-> supposed to unload monday in ballarat and tuesday in sydney and they all assure me i'll have time to spare
22:38:00 <SkyFire> good luck
22:38:00 <partay> are u with K&S ?
22:38:02 <Cath^> mwhaha
22:38:06 * HellFury giggles at Chris
22:38:10 <Sutekh> :D
22:38:22 <Cath^> and on that note..sweet dream to me
22:38:28 <Sutekh> aww
22:38:48 <HellFury> yeah
22:38:56 <e|f> lol, nite Cath :)
22:39:00 <HellFury> dream of e|f and his big personality
22:39:00 <Pyro-> in the end.. they're a good mob,, so if it can't be done, it gets rebooked.. no time sensitive shit
22:39:00 <Pyro-> yeh
22:39:02 <Cath^> I'm gonna go dream of e|f's big personality
22:39:06 <HellFury> snap
22:39:06 <HellFury> haha
22:39:09 <Sutekh> niiites
22:39:18 <Cath^> ^5 HellFury
22:39:26 <HellFury> ^5 cath lol
22:39:30 Part: Cath^ ([email protected]) from #sydney (laters!)
22:39:33 <e|f> what did i get myself into
22:40:00 <Pyro-> and i got way more than 18 wheels
22:40:00 <SkyFire> lol
22:40:00 <SkyFire> b-double ?
22:40:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. even a single in aus has 22 wheels
22:40:00 <Pyro-> tri axel trailers
22:40:13 <gecko> Whatever it is, no getting out of it now
22:40:22 Part: Zade ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:40:40 * e|f nods solemnly
22:41:00 <SkyFire> ok
22:41:00 <partay> kenny rogers lied to me
22:41:00 <Pyro-> 18 is typical american setup
22:41:00 <SkyFire> yes
22:42:00 <gecko> Hello
22:42:00 <SkyFire> 2 axles on the trailer
22:42:00 <partay> gecko the smut dealer
22:42:00 <gecko> Gecko has the smut, if you have the coin
22:42:00 <Pyro-> gecko.. from pj masks ?
22:43:08 * SkyFire stabs e|f in the back - well known method for getting a higher position - LoL
22:43:34 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a5WyAjL1MM
22:44:00 <partay> gecko does have quality smut +1 review
22:44:12 <damian> cath!
22:44:14 <damian> oh she's gone
22:44:29 <e|f> an arrow through the heart, SkyFire :)
22:45:00 <gecko> Pyro- i dont know what that is sorry
22:45:00 <Pyro-> into the night to save the day o/
22:45:33 <chris`> junkies usck
22:45:35 <chris`> suck
22:45:43 <chris`> bought rollies on thursday
22:45:45 <SkyFire> at one time it was a common method of advancing in a job - only hard part was making sure you didn't get caught
22:45:48 <chris`> if i had junkies here
22:45:55 <chris`> i wouldnt have any left
22:46:00 <gecko> Right
22:46:02 <chris`> i got half a packet still
22:46:04 <e|f> i suppose it's a right of passage to invariably coin cliche statements when one turns about age 30
22:46:15 <chris`> i 40 this year
22:46:36 <e|f> SkyFire: it's still common - look at what's happened with our prime minsters over the last 15 years
22:46:45 <SkyFire> true
22:46:54 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9P_qUnMaFg
22:47:00 <gecko> Cath^ lidd
22:47:00 <gecko> Lixx
22:47:00 <Cath^> lol
22:47:02 <SkyFire> but at least they weren't literally stabbed in the back
22:47:11 * SkyFire hides the knife
22:47:29 <e|f> yea, figuratively, not literally
22:48:00 <Cath^> keep a lidd on it
22:48:00 <Pyro-> this is getting way too raunchy
22:48:10 <chris`> quake c
22:48:11 <chris`> ;p;s
22:48:13 <chris`> lols
22:48:18 <chris`> programin
22:48:30 <e|f> aye?
22:48:49 <chris`> me my mate scott from high school hacked telstra net
22:48:57 <chris`> to login with no password when i was like 16
22:49:00 <e|f> i remember this story
22:49:16 <chris`> nbn is based on the cable network
22:49:19 <chris`> :P
22:49:26 <e|f> yup
22:49:36 <chris`> so i hacked the whole net
22:49:41 <chris`> what u good at?
22:50:00 <partay> typical sex starved chicks
22:50:06 <e|f> i'm not especially good at anything
22:50:26 <chris`> used to login as amdim
22:50:29 <chris`> admin
22:50:32 <chris`> and helpdesk
22:50:33 <chris`> rofl
22:50:46 <chris`> where is breaker major hacker
22:50:48 <chris`> rofl
22:50:59 <e|f> most hacking is simple stuff
22:51:00 <Pyro-> i might be able to help on tuesday..
22:51:07 <e|f> default passwords on routers, stuff like that
22:51:11 <chris`> yeah
22:51:53 <chris`> only one of me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89_KXT5ztTU so try
22:51:57 <chris`> understand
22:52:00 <Pyro-> hmm *checks sydney destination..
22:52:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
22:52:00 <dtrain> 0,01momo challenge so scary
22:52:00 <Pyro-> anyone chicks near erskine park wanna hook up tuesday for gratuitous sex?
22:52:09 <chris`> i hacked the whole of telstra
22:52:24 <chris`> and u cunts call me dumb
22:52:48 <chris`> reverse engineering
22:52:52 <chris`> much like music
22:53:00 <partay> now theres an offer ladies
22:53:00 <Cath^> lol
22:53:00 <SkyFire> lol
22:53:25 <e|f> teenagers drinking soft drink and listening to MTV music find some kind of loophole in a system that leaves the IT support team in india scratching their heads for a while, while they figure out what to do. either that or try to sell the gold in their old cellphones
22:53:28 <chris`> if scott remembers
22:53:34 <chris`> he got it to recompile
22:53:39 <chris`> but pw bit didnt work
22:53:46 <chris`> so i said lag it out etc etc
22:53:55 <chris`> in hallam highs libary
22:54:00 <Cath^> Pyro- don't make me kick you
22:54:00 <Pyro-> it's out the far west.. should be heaps of toothless beauties jumping at the chance
22:54:00 <Sutekh> sif
22:54:00 <Sutekh> its men that are sex starved
22:54:01 <e|f> chris, nobody has slighted you in this channels' main chat tonight
22:54:04 <chris`> like crtl c
22:54:20 <e|f> so relax
22:54:22 <chris`> if they do again they are dumbest shit heads
22:54:24 <chris`> in world
22:54:52 Join: Glenn ([email protected]) to #sydney
22:55:00 <Sutekh> women hold all the aces
22:55:00 <Pyro-> and the knives
22:55:00 <Sutekh> lol
22:55:25 <gecko> Shh stop taking about Glenn he is joining... Oh hello Glenn
22:55:44 <Glenn> :P~~~~
22:56:00 <Sutekh> sure they can cut a man down easily
22:56:00 <partay> Sutekh no they dont
22:56:00 <Sutekh> ;p
22:56:00 <partay> dont ever believe that
22:56:14 <e|f> :O ...
22:56:40 <damian> hacked the whole of telstra....
22:56:53 <chris`> yes
22:56:57 <chris`> telstra cable
22:56:59 <gecko> I doubt it
22:57:00 <damian> what does that even mean
22:57:00 <Sutekh> partay, God made women beautiful
22:57:00 <Pyro-> they can cut a chook into 16ths pretty quick too
22:57:00 <Sutekh> know any beautiful men? ;p
22:57:00 <Pyro-> i'm beautiful .. *shines
22:57:01 <chris`> used to have program
22:57:01 <fauxy> in world
22:57:05 <chris`> listen
22:57:13 <chris`> telstra cable had login client
22:57:18 <chris`> we disassembled it
22:57:22 <chris`> recompiled it
22:57:25 <chris`> with pw hack
22:57:27 <chris`> we made
22:57:31 <damian> you're talking about the docsis network?
22:57:35 <gecko> What language
22:57:37 <chris`> asm
22:57:40 <e|f> asm?
22:57:42 <chris`> scott was legend
22:57:46 <chris`> assembly
22:57:52 <chris`> step up from machine code
22:57:55 <fauxy> this is the most coherent Chris has ever been im v impressed
22:58:00 <Glenn> So that's who broke my connection!!!!
22:58:00 <Sutekh> haha
22:58:00 <partay> pyro is a spunkrat
22:58:06 <e|f> what does scott do with himself now?
22:58:13 <chris`> programmer
22:58:15 <couleurs> coffee
22:58:16 <couleurs> lols
22:58:19 <chris`> havent seen him for years
22:58:38 <damian> so you are just talking about the docsis network
22:58:43 <e|f> so if you haven't seen him for years, how do you know he's a programmer now?
22:58:50 <damian> and you're just talking about an authentication breach, something to spoof a valid login or something?
22:59:00 <Cath^> shame you won't be in erskine park next week then partay ;)
22:59:00 <Pyro-> that doesn't sound beautiful :/
22:59:00 <Pyro-> it's like a rat, covered in jizz
22:59:34 <chris`> i talking nbn is based on network i hacked
22:59:36 <chris`> so i could
22:59:38 <chris`> lols
22:59:41 <e|f> he probably is but it's top secret, classified information
22:59:42 <damian> nbn isn't based on a single network
22:59:53 <gecko> Or only Telstra
22:59:55 <e|f> he could tell you but then he'd have to kill you
22:59:59 <chris`> yes based on cable network infastructure
23:00:00 <chris`> yes based on cable network infastructure
23:00:00 <Cath^> yeah but what about his forearms
23:00:00 <e|f> 4:O ...
23:00:02 <damian> no
23:00:07 <chris`> yes
23:00:17 <gecko> Except where it's fiber or 4G
23:00:18 <damian> it uses the cable network for a lot of its infrastructure .. now
23:00:26 <chris`> the cables
23:00:32 <chris`> is not infastructure
23:00:33 <gecko> Or optus cable
23:00:39 <chris`> its the technology
23:00:41 <chris`> at the node
23:00:44 <chris`> dickhead damian
23:00:51 <gecko> Wow aggro
23:01:00 <Pyro-> a rat covered in jizz with big forearms?
23:01:00 <Cath^> your forearms
23:01:00 <HellFury> oh so wrong that thought
23:01:00 <HellFury> jizz rat
23:01:00 <HellFury> jizzed on rat
23:01:00 <HellFury> ew
23:01:00 <partay> i should shotgun with Pyro-
23:01:00 <Cath^> lol
23:01:00 <damian> hacked the whole of telstra....
23:01:00 <chris`> yes
23:01:00 <chris`> telstra cable
23:01:00 <gecko> I doubt it
23:01:00 <damian> what does that even mean
23:01:00 <fauxy> in world
23:01:00 <chris`> used to have program
23:01:00 <chris`> listen
23:01:00 <chris`> telstra cable had login client
23:01:00 <chris`> we disassembled it
23:01:00 <chris`> recompiled it
23:01:00 <chris`> with pw hack
23:01:00 <chris`> we made
23:01:00 <damian> you're talking about the docsis network?
23:01:00 <gecko> What language
23:01:00 <chris`> asm
23:01:01 <e|f> mm
23:01:09 <Glenn> hmmm
23:01:10 <lx> ...ah huh...
23:01:10 <damian> the nodes were upgraded when nbn took over the contracts from telstra, new nbn nodes were put in
23:01:17 <chris`> no
23:01:32 * e|f can already see where this is going
23:01:34 <e|f> <_<
23:01:41 <gecko> Skip to the ending
23:01:44 <chris`> shut up damian u biiiiiiiiiiiiiitccccccccccch
23:01:57 <damian> no need to get personal
23:02:00 <Pyro-> go trawlin for bitches all up and down the east coast ..
23:02:00 <Cath^> oi
23:02:00 <Pyro-> yesss?
23:02:00 <Cath^> be respectful
23:02:00 <Pyro-> *bats eyelids
23:02:00 <e|f> asm?
23:02:00 <chris`> scott was legend
23:02:00 <chris`> assembly
23:02:00 <chris`> step up from machine code
23:02:00 <fauxy> this is the most coherent Chris has ever been im v impressed
23:02:00 <e|f> what does scott do with himself now?
23:02:00 <chris`> programmer
23:02:00 <couleurs> coffee
23:02:00 <couleurs> lols
23:02:00 <chris`> havent seen him for years
23:02:00 <damian> so you are just talking about the docsis network
23:02:10 <damian> back up your claims with white papers
23:02:16 <chris`> dx ax 0a
23:02:18 <chris`> int 21
23:02:30 <gecko> Int 21 hahaha
23:02:32 <chris`> yes
23:02:34 <chris`> thats asm
23:02:41 <chris`> reboot
23:02:44 <couleurs> atm machine
23:02:46 <gecko> Const useHax true;
23:03:00 <Cath^> that sh!t doesn't fly with me
23:03:00 <partay> pyro pick up a few hitchhikers
23:03:00 <Pyro-> flying shit is the worse!
23:03:00 <Cath^> don't care how long your eyelashes
23:03:00 <Cath^> are
23:03:00 <e|f> so if you haven't seen him for years, how do you know he's a programmer now?
23:03:00 <damian> and you're just talking about an authentication breach, something to spoof a valid login or something?
23:03:00 <chris`> i talking nbn is based on network i hacked
23:03:00 <chris`> so i could
23:03:00 <chris`> lols
23:03:09 <e|f> Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
23:03:35 <damian> man, if i could be as athletic as those special olympics guys, i'd be a happy man
23:03:36 <chris`> https://hearthis.at/fisher/untitled-mission/
23:03:58 <chris`> offical artist of hearthis.at
23:04:00 <Cath^> and i hope ge delivers them safely
23:04:00 <Pyro-> i'll get the pilliga princess on the way down
23:04:00 <e|f> he probably is but it's top secret, classified information
23:04:00 <damian> nbn isn't based on a single network
23:04:00 <gecko> Or only Telstra
23:04:00 <e|f> he could tell you but then he'd have to kill you
23:04:00 <chris`> yes based on cable network infastructure
23:04:00 <damian> no
23:04:00 <chris`> yes
23:04:00 <gecko> Except where it's fiber or 4G
23:04:00 <damian> it uses the cable network for a lot of its infrastructure .. now
23:04:00 <chris`> the cables
23:04:00 <chris`> is not infastructure
23:04:00 <gecko> Or optus cable
23:04:19 <chris`> with out paying
23:04:22 <chris`> dickheads
23:04:44 <e|f> Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
23:04:52 <chris`> i got value
23:04:58 <e|f> yup
23:05:00 <Pyro-> very spiritual
23:05:00 <Cath^> do you have regular passengers?
23:05:00 <chris`> its the technology
23:05:00 <chris`> at the node
23:05:00 <chris`> dickhead damian
23:05:00 <gecko> Wow aggro
23:05:00 <e|f> mm
23:05:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
23:05:00 <damian> the nodes were upgraded when nbn took over the contracts from telstra, new nbn nodes were put in
23:05:00 <chris`> no
23:05:00 <e|f> <_<
23:05:05 <chris`> i love sexiest woman in world
23:05:05 <gecko> chris` go 'moke a bowl
23:05:46 <e|f> short changed;
23:05:50 <e|f> double value;
23:05:55 <chris`> var
23:06:00 <Pyro-> nah
23:06:00 <Pyro-> apparently it's against policy, unless it's another worker for work related purposes..
23:06:00 <Pyro-> fkn fun police
23:06:00 <gecko> Skip to the ending
23:06:00 <chris`> shut up damian u biiiiiiiiiiiiiitccccccccccch
23:06:00 <damian> no need to get personal
23:06:00 <damian> back up your claims with white papers
23:06:00 <chris`> dx ax 0a
23:06:00 <chris`> int 21
23:06:00 <gecko> Int 21 hahaha
23:06:00 <chris`> yes
23:06:00 <chris`> thats asm
23:06:01 <e|f> those would be valid too, lol
23:06:03 <damian> lol int 21
23:06:03 <chris`> void(main)l
23:06:05 <chris`> someshit
23:06:06 <damian> do you know what that does :|
23:06:18 <chris`> it hard reboot
23:06:39 <damian> are you copying code from msdos v2
23:06:57 <chris`> i was 16 at time we did it
23:07:00 <Cath^> oh ok
23:07:00 <chris`> reboot
23:07:00 <couleurs> atm machine
23:07:00 <gecko> Const useHax true;
23:07:00 <e|f> Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
23:07:00 <damian> man, if i could be as athletic as those special olympics guys, i'd be a happy man
23:07:00 <chris`> https://hearthis.at/fisher/untitled-mission/
23:07:02 <chris`> i 40 this year
23:07:15 <e|f> mm
23:07:34 <e|f> what did you do in the residual 24 years
23:07:41 <chris`> drugs
23:07:48 <chris`> i not glad about that but
23:07:51 <Glenn> ...and plenty of it.
23:07:52 <e|f> lol yea
23:07:55 <chris`> lols
23:07:57 <e|f> brb
23:07:57 <lx> seeya e|f...
23:08:00 <Cath^> probably for your own safety
23:08:00 <Pyro-> insurance liabilities would be more my guess
23:08:00 <Cath^> that too
23:08:00 <chris`> offical artist of hearthis.at
23:08:00 <chris`> with out paying
23:08:00 <chris`> dickheads
23:08:26 <damian> don't forget your music chris
23:08:28 <damian> you did a lot of music
23:08:33 <chris`> udp port of lighting link machines is 529
23:08:37 <chris`> or close to that
23:08:40 <chris`> cunce
23:09:00 <e|f> Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
23:09:00 <chris`> i got value
23:09:00 <e|f> yup
23:09:00 <chris`> i love sexiest woman in world
23:09:00 <gecko> chris` go 'moke a bowl
23:09:15 <e|f> life in the big city, eh
23:09:18 <chris`> k
23:10:00 <Pyro-> if i crash and die they need to get another truck and driver.. if i crash and die with half dozen strippers in the bunk... shit hits the fan
23:10:00 <e|f> short changed;
23:10:00 <e|f> double value;
23:10:00 <chris`> var
23:10:00 <e|f> those would be valid too, lol
23:10:00 <chris`> void(main)l
23:10:00 <damian> lol int 21
23:10:00 <chris`> someshit
23:10:00 <damian> do you know what that does :|
23:10:00 <chris`> it hard reboot
23:10:02 <chris`> if optus had 100 mbps
23:10:08 <chris`> my line is 146
23:10:12 <chris`> :P
23:10:43 <e|f> chris has been through the desert on a horse with no name
23:10:59 * e|f stops himself
23:11:00 <Cath^> is the bunk that big?
23:11:00 <Pyro-> small strippers
23:11:00 <Cath^> :/
23:11:00 <damian> are you copying code from msdos v2
23:11:00 <chris`> i was 16 at time we did it
23:11:00 <chris`> i 40 this year
23:11:00 <e|f> mm
23:11:00 <e|f> what did you do in the residual 24 years
23:11:09 <chris`> how the fuck did i get name fisher
23:11:13 <chris`> on hearthis.at
23:11:18 <chris`> when its been around for years
23:11:20 <chris`> :P
23:11:54 <chris`> tove lo is my guardian angel
23:12:00 <Pyro-> bunk's about the size of a single bed.. maybe longer, but probably not as wide..
23:12:00 <Pyro-> gonna be fun for 6'5" of me to try and sleep in
23:12:00 <chris`> drugs
23:12:00 <chris`> i not glad about that but
23:12:00 <e|f> lol yea
23:12:00 <chris`> lols
23:12:00 <e|f> brb
23:12:00 <lx> 1 seeya1 e|f...
23:12:00 <damian> don't forget your music chris
23:12:00 <damian> you did a lot of music
23:12:00 <chris`> udp port of lighting link machines is 529
23:12:00 <chris`> or close to that
23:12:01 <chris`> and u are shit cunts
23:12:15 <e|f> k
23:12:23 <chris`> no u e|f or Glenn
23:12:38 <Glenn> Smile! :)
23:12:40 <gecko> Not the ops..
23:13:00 <Cath^> you're a big one
23:13:00 <Pyro-> wow!.. taht's unexpected.. i usually get told it's tiny
23:13:00 <chris`> cunce
23:13:00 <e|f> life in the big city, eh
23:13:00 <chris`> k
23:13:10 <e|f> who wants coffee? :D
23:13:27 <gecko> Meee
23:13:31 <gecko> But i don't drink it
23:13:47 <Glenn> Pass, I need sleeps.
23:13:49 <chris`> my home doubled in value in 10 years
23:13:53 <chris`> which is not possible
23:14:00 <chris`> i am master
23:14:00 <Cath^> doubt there is anything tiny on a 6'5 frame
23:14:00 <chris`> if optus had 100 mbps
23:14:00 <chris`> my line is 146
23:14:00 <chris`> :P
23:14:02 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:14:20 <e|f> real estate is a decent bet on making money but sometimes still it can go wrong
23:14:29 <e|f> not many certainties in life
23:14:42 <chris`> there is that i am the law
23:15:00 <Cath^> shh though..don't spoilt it for the Tuesday ladies
23:15:00 <Pyro-> thanks for your optimism
23:15:00 <e|f> chris has been through the desert on a horse with no name
23:15:00 <chris`> how the fuck did i get name fisher
23:15:00 <chris`> on hearthis.at
23:15:00 <chris`> when its been around for years
23:15:00 <chris`> :P
23:15:01 <chris`> only woman i slept with i wanted too
23:15:12 <chris`> her initials are law
23:15:44 <e|f> k
23:16:00 <Pyro-> i've already got like 6 pm's.. can barely keep up!!
23:16:00 <Pyro-> that may or may be lies
23:16:00 <Cath^> that may be accurate
23:16:00 <chris`> tove lo is my guardian angel
23:16:00 <chris`> and u are shit cunts
23:16:00 <e|f> k
23:16:18 <e|f> death and taxes... but some people don't pay taxes and Keith Richards is still alive
23:16:27 <e|f> so even those two aren't certain
23:17:00 <gecko> Not the ops..
23:17:00 <e|f> who wants coffee? 4:D
23:17:00 <gecko> Meee
23:17:00 <gecko> But i don't drink it
23:18:00 <Pyro-> as soon as the dryer finishes with my boxers and socks i should probably go to bed... or i'll end up stopping up the road tomorrow for a 10 hr sleep after about 3 hours :P
23:18:00 <Pyro-> be a bit behind schedule then
23:18:00 <chris`> my home doubled in value in 10 years
23:18:00 <chris`> which is not possible
23:18:00 <chris`> i am master
23:18:00 <e|f> real estate is a decent bet on making money but sometimes still it can go wrong
23:18:00 <e|f> not many certainties in life
23:19:00 <Cath^> righto
23:19:00 <chris`> there is that i am the law
23:19:00 <chris`> only woman i slept with i wanted too
23:19:00 <chris`> her initials are law
23:20:00 <e|f> k
23:20:00 <e|f> death and taxes... but some people don't pay taxes and Keith Richards is still alive
23:20:00 <e|f> so even those two aren't certain
23:20:36 <chris`> hells angel afiliate
23:20:39 <chris`> my first root
23:20:45 <chris`> comencerhos
23:20:55 <chris`> my first next door neighbor
23:21:05 <chris`> who was related by blood to miley
23:21:18 <e|f> miley?
23:21:22 <chris`> cyrus
23:21:35 <chris`> i invented twerk
23:21:44 <chris`> funny thing is
23:21:44 <e|f> i see
23:21:50 <chris`> i met miley
23:21:53 <chris`> when she was 8
23:22:00 <partay> nitey nites Pyro-
23:22:00 <Pyro-> haven't gone yet.. still waiting :/
23:22:23 <e|f> i'm trying to imagine miley cyrus on the back of a harley davidson
23:22:28 <e|f> it's... not coming to me
23:22:30 <chris`> thats why my 3 4 th teacher is here
23:22:36 <chris`> we taking u to skool cunce
23:22:52 <chris`> wake up
23:23:00 <partay> Cath^ ever hooked up with a 6'5" truckie ?
23:23:00 <Pyro-> suppose i could go.. but if i don't wait and pack them tonight, can pretty much gaurantee i'll end up with only 2 pars of socks for a week :/
23:23:05 <e|f> what school
23:23:12 <chris`> southern cross
23:23:16 <e|f> school of rock?
23:23:24 <chris`> i more au
23:23:28 <chris`> than au
23:23:38 <e|f> yea... k
23:23:45 <e|f> i'mma make a cup of joe
23:23:48 <e|f> bbiab
23:23:51 <chris`> k
23:24:00 <Cath^> i don't kiss n tell partay
23:24:00 <Pyro-> sounds like a yes to me
23:24:00 <partay> what happens on the road stays on the road
23:24:00 <chris`> hells angel afiliate
23:24:15 <chris`> my first kiss was from sarah
23:24:28 <chris`> but sarah is code
23:24:38 <chris`> for one that will fuck your style up
23:25:00 <Cath^> lol
23:25:00 <chris`> my first root
23:25:00 <chris`> comencerhos
23:25:00 <chris`> my first next door neighbor
23:25:00 <chris`> who was related by blood to miley
23:25:00 <e|f> miley?
23:25:00 <chris`> cyrus
23:25:00 <chris`> i invented twerk
23:25:37 <chris`> molly meldrums
23:25:40 <chris`> relos
23:25:44 <chris`> lived across road
23:25:53 <chris`> when he got his tv show
23:26:00 <chris`> funny thing is
23:26:00 <e|f> i see
23:26:00 <chris`> i met miley
23:26:00 <chris`> when she was 8
23:26:00 <e|f> i'm trying to imagine miley cyrus on the back of a harley davidson
23:26:00 <e|f> it's... not coming to me
23:26:00 <chris`> thats why my 3 4 th teacher is here
23:26:00 <chris`> we taking u to skool cunce
23:26:05 <chris`> he said go out smash pans pots loud as fuck
23:26:08 <chris`> its newyears
23:27:00 <Pyro-> not on the road.. get gravel rash
23:27:00 <partay> in the kenworth
23:27:00 <chris`> wake up
23:27:00 <e|f> what school
23:27:00 <chris`> southern cross
23:27:00 <e|f> school of rock?
23:27:00 <chris`> i more au
23:27:00 <chris`> than au
23:27:00 <e|f> yea... k
23:27:06 <chris`> countdown
23:27:07 <chris`> lol
23:27:47 <e|f> would you want to be famous?
23:28:00 <Pyro-> pfff.... got a fkn sexy as fuck! ...... Scania
23:28:00 <partay> sweet
23:28:00 <e|f> i'mma make a cup of joe
23:28:00 <e|f> bbiab
23:28:00 <chris`> k
23:28:00 <chris`> my first kiss was from sarah
23:28:00 <chris`> but sarah is code
23:28:00 <chris`> for one that will fuck your style up
23:28:37 <chris`> no
23:29:00 <partay> Cath^ will be spoilt
23:29:00 <Cath^> sheesh
23:29:00 <Pyro-> it's like driving a car.. smooth, comfy, quiet.. auto.. .. just a bit bigger
23:29:00 <Cath^> spoilt = being allowed to drive the truck
23:29:00 <chris`> molly meldrums
23:29:35 <e|f> :)
23:30:00 <partay> how old is it ?
23:30:00 <Pyro-> only a couple of years
23:30:00 <chris`> relos
23:30:00 <chris`> lived across road
23:30:00 <chris`> when he got his tv show
23:30:00 <chris`> he said go out smash pans pots loud as fuck
23:30:00 <chris`> its newyears
23:31:00 <Pyro-> how many i don't know exactly
23:31:00 <Pyro-> didn't look at the plate
23:31:00 <chris`> countdown
23:31:00 <chris`> lol
23:32:00 <e|f> would you want to be famous?
23:32:00 <chris`> no
23:33:00 <Pyro-> there's older ones in service, i jumped the queue a bit because of someone elses fuck up
23:33:00 <e|f> 4:)
23:35:00 <partay> you further up the food chain
23:36:12 <chris`> hugh had two wifes
23:36:19 <chris`> miss bliss i love u
23:36:40 Part: couleurs ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:37:00 <Pyro-> they didn't even have any vacant seats in brisbane, i was going to fly to melbourne to pick up a truck that was to be relocated just for me.... couple of other guys across different departments have asked and told "nope, got no positions"
23:37:00 <Pyro-> so, must have some sort of an ok reputation
23:38:00 <partay> fkn Pyro- boss hogg
23:40:00 <Pyro-> and old mate's truck i'm taking over asked for a few days off for family reaseons and made no further communication, and had already pissed off the national linehaul manager.. so he said, fk it, put the new guy in that, and if ole mate comes back, we'll fly him down and put him in the biggest piece of shit we have available
23:40:00 <chris`> hugh had two wifes
23:40:00 <chris`> miss bliss i love u
23:40:53 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fULXi348-jI
23:40:53 <lx> A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
23:41:00 <partay> lol
23:41:00 <President_Trump> partay it's time
23:41:00 <partay> number 1 gun driver
23:41:00 <Pyro-> until my first week and i'll get told to fuck off back to local :P
23:41:16 <e|f> listen to the music :D
23:41:44 Join: slower ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:42:00 <partay> trumpy... Day #3 The Partay Way tip
23:42:00 <partay> Pyro- you'll be right.. cruise down cruise back
23:42:00 <partay> Trumpy recap for me first
23:42:00 <Pyro-> knock back some shakers and launch the cunt!
23:43:00 <President_Trump> day 1. bed supermodel - check, day 2. boat cruise orgy - check, whats next boss?
23:44:00 <partay> stay off the halucenigenics
23:44:00 <Cath^> o.0
23:45:00 <Pyro-> get to see some new sights .. like the quaint country village of Ballarat ... -_-
23:45:00 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fULXi348-jI
23:45:00 <lx> 12 A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
23:45:00 <e|f> listen to the music 4:D
23:46:00 <partay> Cath^ trumpy is paying me a % of his DSP to teach him how to be more like me
23:46:00 <partay> Pyro- what about the wife and kid.. teary goodbyes?
23:46:00 <Cath^> so you're to blame for the emu?
23:47:00 <partay> do i want to know about the emu ?
23:48:00 <Cath^> hahaha
23:48:00 <Pyro-> hardly see the kid through the week anyway because of night shift, so she probably won't even notice .. and the few hours a week i have to see the partner is already too much, hence the interstate :P
23:49:00 <Cath^> sheesh
23:49:20 <e|f> the youtube bot thing isn't here
23:49:30 <e|f> here's an old one -
23:49:32 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXU8c8qwXs
23:49:44 <e|f> (hey jude by the beatles... with lyrics)
23:51:00 <President_Trump> partay whats day 3? i got no sperm left from days 1 and 2
23:51:00 <partay> you didnt follow day 2 tip then did you
23:51:00 <Cath^> lol
23:51:00 <partay> stop masturbating 3 x a day
23:52:00 <Pyro-> it's only part of a 2 year maximum plan.. rake in the coins for a while, then when kid goes to school, and get shoved head first into sports and shit, come back to local, probably even dayshift, and do all that sort of stuff then
23:52:00 <partay> its an important tip
23:52:00 <partay> yep
23:52:00 <partay> makes sense to me
23:53:00 <e|f> the youtube bot thing isn't here
23:53:00 <e|f> here's an old one -
23:53:00 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXU8c8qwXs
23:54:00 <e|f> (hey jude by the beatles... with lyrics)
23:55:00 <President_Trump> partay im staying with u next time im in brisbane
23:56:00 <Pyro-> i figure, even if i hate it after the first week, give it 6 months since they put some effort in for me.. 2 years max (unless some major change in life happens and i decide to stay on) .. big corporation with many departments, be piss easy to transfer anywhere i choose pretty much
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