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33:01 <beehhh> https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/severe-heatwave-forecast-for-southwest-queensland-as-possible-cyclone-brews/news-story/4bde84db7d9652146b260ef5e77a16b7
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05:55 <beehhh> :p
09:04 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIqP-xxBR-A
09:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bushfire Emergency | 9 News Perth (Feb 20, 2019) Length: 3:28 - Category: News & Politics - 885 views - 9 likes (81.8%), 2 dislikes (18.2%)
09:10 <beehhh> roxey
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09:46 <beehhh> whitemen for you
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02:06 <chris`> my rap song
02:07 <chris`> https://hearthis.at/fisher/you-fucken-problem/
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40:17 <chris`> hi froz
40:18 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzy2dgEUOhY
40:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guru Josh Project - Infinity (Ultra Music) (Feb 20, 2009) Length: 3:14 - Category: Music - 108,520,793 views - 568,183 likes (97.7%), 13,628 dislikes (2.3%)
40:37 <chris`> i no how to play here comes rain again
40:41 <chris`> part of it
41:09 <chris`> is it cool to touch??
41:10 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIbOKGTB1Po
41:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roy Jones Jr. - Can't Be Touched (May 28, 2012) Length: 3:35 - Category: Music - 114,506,616 views - 649,418 likes (96.2%), 25,715 dislikes (3.8%)
43:10 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS46C2z5lVE <3 u miss bliss
43:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Route 94 - My Love ft. Jess Glynne (Official Music Video) (Jan 27, 2014) Length: 3:10 - Category: Music - 255,021,796 views - 904,855 likes (97%), 28,273 dislikes (3%)
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38:04 <chris`> hi Cath^
38:34 <chris`> miss looks nice today
38:46 <chris`> but thats normal
38:50 <chris`> :)
40:03 <chris`> going set up my lougne different
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45:32 <Cath^> hi chris`
45:58 <Cath^> having a good day?
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54:05 <jigsaw> hi everyone
54:28 * jigsaw wraps his arms and legs around Cath^ and rolls off stage together
54:37 <Cath^> :/
54:51 <jigsaw> cement
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34:24 <Exo> hai cutie
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34:37 <jigsaw> exxon
34:48 <Exo> jigalow
34:53 <Exo> wazzup dude
35:41 <jigsaw> nuffin, still here, brexit hasnt blown up yet, and im waiting for the last leg to get my UK news :)
36:27 <Cath^> hi Exo
37:13 <Exo> lol keep us posted jigsy
37:21 <Exo> what's the latest Cathay
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37:51 <Cath^> 3.00pm slump..show me some forearms
38:23 <jigsaw> FORUM: why sydney sux there ya go
39:05 <Exo> it is quite cold today so the forearm is somewhat shrivelled
39:12 <Cath^> haha
39:28 <jigsaw> yay the cold weather is here
39:29 <Cath^> do you need a snuggle?
39:34 <jigsaw> yes
39:50 <Cath^> feelin' fresh in syd too
40:01 <jigsaw> have you considered becoming a professional snuggler
40:07 <Cath^> opportunist!
40:20 * HellFury RUNS toward Exo, VAULTS the table, LEAPS over the chair, SPRINTS forward, POUNCES on Exo, PUSHES them to the floor, PRESSES their body close, LOOKS them right in the eye and whispers in their ear... GOT ANY Chocolate?
40:33 * Exo slaps HellFury around with a wet noodle
40:38 <Exo> hai HellFury
40:51 <Exo> this is perfect netflix n chills weather
41:01 <jigsaw> hi hellsy
41:08 <Cath^> except with rainmaker :/
41:15 <HellFury> hai you two
41:38 <Exo> haha
41:40 <Cath^> hi HellFury
41:41 <Exo> what has he done now?
41:46 <HellFury> hey cath
41:55 <Cath^> he doesn't foreplay
42:17 <HellFury> what jumps in and just roots?
42:20 * HellFury dicks
42:24 <HellFury> i mean ducks
42:26 <Cath^> apparently
42:34 <Cath^> I'm devo
42:40 <Exo> is foreplay necessary
42:40 <HellFury> lol
42:44 <Cath^> though he was a gentleman
42:48 <HellFury> i mean just flick the bean
42:56 * Cath^ glares at Exo
42:57 <jigsaw> no gentlemen here
42:59 <HellFury> before hand lol
43:01 <Exo> need to get in there like rambo
43:05 <Exo> wham bam thank u madam
43:14 <Cath^> all six inches
43:28 <HellFury> thats not big enough
43:40 <HellFury> is it Just in :P
43:43 <Cath^> well he said rambo
43:45 <Exo> substitute with a fist
43:49 * jigsaw shows his 9" nail gun
44:08 <Cath^> :o
44:13 <HellFury> gun my ass
44:20 <HellFury> its probs a small fist
44:22 <jigsaw> deisel powered ;)
44:45 <HellFury> nah
44:47 <HellFury> man powered
44:47 <Cath^> torque lolz
44:56 <HellFury> just turn on the vibrator
45:08 <Exo> hahaha
45:11 <jigsaw> well thats my tool, next?
45:20 <HellFury> tongue :P
45:26 <HellFury> coz you wag that all the time
45:33 <Cath^> I'm down
45:48 <Exo> SixInchTongue
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45:52 <HellFury> lolol
45:57 <Cath^> lol
45:59 <jigsaw> I got my sleeping pills and viagra mixed up, i ended up getting 40 wanks
46:08 <Cath^> lol
46:14 <HellFury> fucken hell man
47:49 <HellFury> 4 stroke
47:59 <Exo> different strokes for different blokes
48:15 * jigsaw avoids strokes
48:25 <jigsaw> heart attacks too
48:34 <Cath^> how bout lashes?
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48:52 <jigsaw> will you bat me with your lashes Cath^?
48:59 <HellFury> haha
49:02 <Cath^> lol
49:05 <Cath^> yikes
49:11 <jigsaw> walked into that one baldrick!
50:16 <HellFury> lol as Black adder would say.... Piss off Baldric
50:17 <Exo> =x
50:59 <HellFury> i should go watch that show later when i get home
51:00 <HellFury> lol
51:13 <HellFury> or show my 15 yr old nephew one of episodes
51:56 <jigsaw> sit him through red dwarf "quarrentine" episode
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52:17 <jigsaw> hello, were not looking for you
52:20 <HellFury> lol
52:24 <HellFury> that was a good one
53:24 <Cath^> lol
53:48 <jigsaw> come talk to mr flibbles
54:24 * Exo Has just taken hello's .LIFESAVERS. , and RAN away with them!!!!
55:21 <jigsaw> that could read wifesaver
55:48 <Exo> b( • )( • )bz out
56:35 <jigsaw> ( _ ) ( _ ) sag
58:24 <jigsaw> row row row your boat, gently down the stream, cocks out, trousers down, life is but a dream
58:25 <Cath^> (   Y   )
58:31 <HellFury> lol
58:38 <Cath^> HellFury's latest piercing :p
58:40 <jigsaw> are they nipple clamps cath?
58:50 <Cath^> always
00:40 <Exo> lol nipple clamps
01:07 <jigsaw> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/Tit-pull_by_ropemarks.jpg
03:34 <jigsaw> ok you can stop looking now
04:53 <jigsaw> thats enough for you
05:02 <jigsaw> behave!
07:48 <HellFury> yeah no thanks
07:51 <Cath^> wtf
07:54 <HellFury> !nothing, in my tits
07:57 <HellFury> or clit
08:10 <Cath^> thanks for clarifying lolz
08:13 <Cath^> tmi
08:14 <jigsaw> U-Bolt
08:17 <HellFury> lol
08:26 <HellFury> my ears are sore as hell today
08:34 <HellFury> and i have school pick up soon
08:37 <jigsaw> that was us talking about you
09:05 <jigsaw> how far away is school?
09:16 <HellFury> 5-8 mins down the road
09:39 <jigsaw> not old enough to bike?
09:49 <HellFury> no twins are 9
10:00 <HellFury> 15 yr old walks home
10:03 <HellFury> but not the twins
10:42 <HellFury> i took nuromol at 1
10:45 <HellFury> its kicked in
10:56 <HellFury> i'll just go turn air con at gus's and ;ay down
11:15 <jigsaw> nanna nap
11:25 <HellFury> the lil turds can either play on Ipad or goes outside
11:29 <HellFury> as long as i know where they are
11:33 <HellFury> and who their with
11:51 <HellFury> its the left helix that canes
12:00 <HellFury> right one is alright
12:12 <jigsaw> you a cyborg yet?
12:27 <HellFury> nope
12:30 <HellFury> but close ot being one
12:35 <jigsaw> just a regular metal head
13:47 <HellFury> well thats the last one i'm doing in ears
13:51 <HellFury> unless i go one more
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14:03 <HellFury> but at this stage yeah no more
14:06 <jigsaw> will you ever stop
14:12 <HellFury> yup i have
14:19 <HellFury> that last one i got is the last
14:28 <HellFury> i used to have 8 in each ear
14:36 <HellFury> but took em out
14:45 <jigsaw> i need a cool tat, suggestions? (this will be interesting)
14:53 <HellFury> penis
15:00 <jigsaw> got one
15:13 <HellFury> butt hole :p
15:20 <jigsaw> 3D relief drawing ;)
15:37 <Cath^> there's a cool dragon on your dick
15:47 <jigsaw> oi how do you know?
15:53 <Cath^> google
15:54 <jigsaw> did we....
16:13 <Cath^> I SHALL NOT YIELD!
16:16 <jigsaw> haha
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16:29 <Cath^> your work...
16:36 <jigsaw> done and dusted
16:47 <Cath^> busted and crusted!
16:48 <jigsaw> wait theres more
16:56 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/6igMcn5
17:00 <jigsaw> from tim shaw
17:34 <jigsaw> anyone follow Dr Who? do you think the Tim Shaw thing was just too far?
19:50 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
22:28 * jigsaw pokes HellFury with a stick while away
24:56 <jigsaw> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=985200321564520&set=a.103794369705124&type=3&eid=ARCS_e11KexDIyGi4dXzTgrqfY5p8b66O4AoQuh5_IufW2Fl9TP80mu5OY25GUvqi9s1LMZC9pfKqHWE
25:07 <jigsaw> for you cath
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32:13 <Cath^> wt
32:21 <jigsaw> f
32:25 * HellFury bitch slaps jigz and wanders out door
34:15 * jigsaw soaks it up
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37:49 <jigsaw> wow that was the longest ever lunch break caths had :)
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04:11 <Exo> chris` the risk
05:47 <chris`> https://hearthis.at/fisher/untitled-mission/
06:16 <chris`> or my updated fucken problem song https://hearthis.at/fisher/you-fucken-problem/
06:16 <Exo> have you paid the mortgage chris`
06:22 <chris`> they did now
06:28 <chris`> so thats one thing fixed
06:52 <Exo> good man
06:57 <Exo> have u made any new dance videos
07:14 <chris`> listen to this first and i might make one
07:15 <chris`> https://hearthis.at/fisher/you-fucken-problem/
08:37 <Exo> better not be baiting me
08:42 <Exo> i need more chris` dance videos in my life
08:53 <chris`> i can dance again
09:31 <Exo> started listening already
09:40 <Exo> much better than i had expected
09:47 <Exo> my boy piss busting the rhymes
11:31 <Exo> you earned a Like from me son
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29:11 <Exo> my name is chris miss piss
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22:11 <rainmaker> whoa what a master piece chris`
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33:42 <Cath^> howdy y'all
33:47 <e|f> sup
34:01 <Cath^> bit of this..bit of that
34:10 <e|f> sames
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37:38 <e|f> so we keep waitin', waitin' on the world to change
38:15 <e|f> now if we have the power to bring our neighbours home from war; they would've never missed a christmas
38:20 <e|f> no more ribbons on their door
38:28 <SkyFire> which will never change
38:48 <e|f> true
38:59 <e|f> it's a good song though
39:16 <SkyFire> yes
39:21 <e|f> young people might listen to it and think goooo john mayer, good stuff
39:30 <e|f> but really it was a collection of people behind the whole thing
40:15 <SkyFire> :)
40:59 <e|f> the slovenly-looking guy you see at the tobacconist buying smokes might be one of the guys who wrote some lyrics for a pop star's song
41:12 <e|f> it's happened before
41:19 <SkyFire> had a light rail vehicle go through a red light here today and just missed an uber car, which then goes through a red light itself
42:13 <e|f> heh, yup
43:11 <SkyFire> dashcam on the uber car shows very clearly it had a green when the lightrail vehicle went through, but then the light goes red and he starts off
43:36 <e|f> madness in the world, eh
43:39 <SkyFire> yeah
43:55 <SkyFire> hate uber here in Canberra - stealing jobs from the taxis
44:15 <e|f> widespread surveillance of late has kinda changed the outcomes of some of those things, some of the time
44:22 <SkyFire> yes
44:50 <e|f> maybe if someone hashtagged it on facebook or something like that it would go viral and then there would be a public outcry
44:58 <e|f> else it might just be water under the bridge
45:27 <SkyFire> think it will be - tram driver has been suspended anyway
45:43 <e|f> yea
45:58 <e|f> some people are so confident of their abilities that they pursue risky careers
46:10 <e|f> but the reality is anyone can have a slip one time or the other
46:23 <e|f> maybe they were tired or upset about something
46:46 <e|f> and in that split second, anything can happen - and everything can change
48:07 <SkyFire> yes
48:27 <SkyFire> technology can go wrong as well
48:33 <e|f> yup
48:51 <e|f> my latest copy of windows 10 pro tells me i updated my virus definitions... tomorrow
48:54 * e|f laughs
49:16 <SkyFire> LoL
49:39 <e|f> i'll take a screeny to show you
49:42 <SkyFire> :)
52:27 <e|f> https://imgur.com/a/YAeN751
53:08 <e|f> heh
54:42 <e|f> maybe some kind of algebraic coding error with the time values returned by my computer
55:04 <e|f> someone else will notice the same thing and tell microsoft about it, probably
55:25 <e|f> and as it's a minor bug it might not be fixed for a few versions of the newer os updates
55:36 <e|f> but, ya know
55:47 <e|f> that's the trick about being good with IT - being incredibly lazy
55:50 <SkyFire> LoL ooops
57:18 <partay> e|f werd
58:14 <e|f> old Bill Gates new this well - sometimes you just have be in the right place at the right time
58:19 <e|f> get your foot in the door
58:31 <e|f> knew too*
58:32 <e|f> brb
59:15 <SkyFire> :)
01:57 <partay> i went to a retirement seminar today
02:02 <chris`> hello
02:26 <SkyFire> hi
02:38 <chris`> hi SkyFire
02:52 <e|f> sup chris :)
03:08 <chris`> music as normal
03:20 <chris`> zonked from meds
03:40 <chris`> https://hearthis.at/fisher/fisherlivetechno2018/
03:53 <e|f> maybe your dose is too high for your size and weight
03:56 <e|f> re meds
04:15 <chris`> or me freestyling https://hearthis.at/fisher/you-fucken-problem/
04:24 <chris`> did that vocals 8 months ago
04:37 <chris`> found i had accappella
04:40 <chris`> other day
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05:12 <e|f> :o
05:19 <dazzo2> Is michael jackson gay
05:27 <dazzo2> ?
05:30 <e|f> he's dead
05:33 <chris`> lols
05:59 <dazzo2> Is geoge pell gay
06:02 <dazzo2> ?
06:06 <e|f> i remember when i read about him going into cardiac arrest
06:11 <e|f> like, 10 years ago
06:15 <e|f> fuck, time flies
06:45 <dazzo2> Who?
06:49 <chris`> found song jamster was selling of mine
06:54 <chris`> mp3 on my ps3
06:55 <chris`> lols
06:56 <e|f> mr michael jackson
07:09 <e|f> the king of pop
07:10 <dazzo2> He died in 2016
07:18 <dazzo2> That not 10yrs mate
07:20 <e|f> 2009
07:25 <chris`> i want see skye
07:25 <dazzo2> Nah
07:30 <dazzo2> 2016
07:39 <chris`> dont know why but
07:43 <e|f> k if you're trolling i'm already bored with it
07:55 <chris`> shut dazzo2
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08:00 <dazzo2> Im not brotha
08:08 <e|f> heh
08:09 <dazzo2> I thought he just died recent
08:25 <e|f> well he's still making music so you could be forgiven for that
08:26 <dazzo2> Like steve jobs
08:47 <dazzo2> When did jobs die?
09:00 <e|f> 2011
09:12 <dazzo2> Really?
09:16 <e|f> yup
09:19 <dazzo2> I thought it was 2016
09:23 * SkyFire yawns
09:33 <dazzo2> Jesus time flies
09:39 <SkyFire> damn time flies
09:50 <SkyFire> no way to bloody kill them either
09:53 <dazzo2> We need another world war
09:59 <dazzo2> Things are so boring
10:03 <e|f> he had the option of receiving surgery for his illness early on but eschewed that for alternate therapies, which is understandable
10:07 <dazzo2> 10yrs flied by
10:11 <SkyFire> LoL that might happen sooner than later dazzo2
10:13 <e|f> hahaha
10:44 <SkyFire> Dinner time - Keep clear or be eaten
11:07 <dazzo2> Is that homeoptanthy
11:13 <dazzo2> Or what u call it
11:18 <e|f> homeopathy
11:25 <dazzo2> Yeah
11:27 <e|f> which is a pseudoscience, sure
11:43 <dazzo2> Snake oils
11:52 <e|f> but sometimes things work out in some way, anyway (from a medical perspective)
12:07 <e|f> even if they aren't rigorously backed up by hard evidence
12:12 <dazzo2> Yeah sure... like synthetic marijuana
12:24 <e|f> so if you're stressed out, dr elf highly recommends that second scotch on the rocks
12:32 <dazzo2> Stuff u buy from off ya tree
12:36 <dazzo2> Its legal
12:39 <dazzo2> And clubx
13:16 <e|f> k let's talk about something other than drugs
13:33 <e|f> what do you think about global warming, eh?
13:35 <chris`> FUCKEN OAT e|f
13:40 <chris`> DRUGS ARE FOR MORONS
13:45 <e|f> yup
13:52 <chris`> I JUST DID THEM CAUSE I DEPRESSED
14:00 <e|f> yep
14:24 Nick: lx1 is now known as lx
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14:52 <chris`> lol another freestyle https://hearthis.at/fisher/fucked-you-game-up/
14:56 <chris`> whats the fucken point
14:58 <chris`> rofl
15:09 <dazzo2> Dont believ in global warm
15:36 <chris`> the fuck i know how to make bass fucken bassy
15:37 <chris`> lols
16:12 <dazzo2> The most dangerous thing about global warming?
16:19 <dazzo2> Is not global warming
16:28 <e|f> like the y2k bug?
16:35 <dazzo2> No
16:45 <Glenn> That as a scam e|f
16:51 <e|f> well, plenty of people jumped on the bandwagon for that too
16:54 <e|f> it never happened
16:59 <dazzo2> Its political taking over of scientific truth
17:05 <dazzo2> Its 1984 mate
17:08 <e|f> heh, yea
17:14 <dazzo2> What is truth?
17:21 <dazzo2> Used to be science
17:27 <Glenn> George Orwell rides again.
17:33 <dazzo2> But politicans own science now dont they?
17:44 <e|f> haha
17:48 <dazzo2> Thats what dangerous about global war,ing
17:55 <dazzo2> There is no truth anymore
18:01 <dazzo2> Truth is manufactured
18:19 <dazzo2> And proof is in global warming
18:20 <e|f> the y2k bug was all about a time bug in computers when it was gonna hit 23:59:59, 1999
18:30 <e|f> some people thought all the computers would crash
18:33 <dazzo2> Its control mate
18:35 <Glenn> Nothing happened.
18:38 <e|f> some people spent a lot of money on it
18:43 <e|f> and yep, nothing happened
19:10 <e|f> people have been predicting things like the end of the world since... ever
19:14 <Glenn> A lot of companies made a fortune fixing computers so that they would not be affected.
19:21 <e|f> yup
19:25 <dazzo2> When you control what is true or false you control all people. When you write scientific fact however you want to, as political tool, you destory all freedom
19:38 <dazzo2> 1984 mate
19:49 <Glenn> All computers and servers not certified had to be taken off line.
19:49 <e|f> yea
19:55 <e|f> yup
20:11 <dazzo2> Thats why i say up yours to al gore
20:36 <e|f> that casio wristwatch you're wearing is more powerful than all of the NASA supercomputers from the 1960s
20:37 <dazzo2> Its shows time and again how easily people can be fooled into compliance
20:39 <e|f> haha
20:49 <e|f> yea, of course
21:20 <dazzo2> My vape has more cpu than nasa
22:12 <dazzo2> So do u think old boy pell is gay
22:37 <e|f> i don't want to talk about him
23:02 <dazzo2> Ok
23:12 <dazzo2> What a low dog tho
24:28 <dazzo2> Im still waiting for my pimax
24:33 <dazzo2> 8k
24:40 <dazzo2> Wish they hurry up
24:45 <dazzo2> Im hurtin
24:51 <e|f> is that a camera or something
25:05 <dazzo2> Vr headset
25:20 <e|f> ah
25:25 <dazzo2> Cost me 1300$
26:05 <e|f> what devices do you use it with
26:21 <dazzo2> Just a high end graphics card
26:54 <dazzo2> I might take a shower and play some jazz chords on guitar
26:59 <dazzo2> Relax a bit bro
27:05 <dazzo2> Bbl
27:05 <lx>  ciao for now dazzo2...
27:08 <e|f> won't that make the guitar wet?
27:15 <e|f> ttyl
27:21 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWCfoPyoPw4
27:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bliss n Eso - Off The Grid (Official Music Video) (Apr 27, 2017) Length: 5:06 - Category: Music - 354,310 views - 3,510 likes (95.7%), 156 dislikes (4.3%)
27:27 <chris`> fts music
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43:03 <Moonie> Evening peoples...
43:10 <SkyFire> hi Moonie
43:18 <e|f> sup
43:27 <Moonie> Not much, yourself?
43:50 <e|f> sames
45:37 <Moonie> Nice, as per usual it seems quiet because I'm here.
46:21 <e|f> there was a bit of a flurry of conversation before you joined
46:28 <SkyFire> !ttop10
46:29 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(614) 2. HellFury(351) 3. jigsaw(312) 4. dazzo2(265) 5. partay(180) 6. Exo(164) 7. chris`(163) 8. Cath^(146) 9. SkyFire(128) 10. Sutekh(102)
46:43 <e|f> i doubt your joining had any influence on that, so it's all good
47:09 <SkyFire> wait till Jim gets going
47:19 <^bozoJim> hello Moonie
47:55 Part: dazzo2 ([email protected]) from #sydney
48:08 <SkyFire> hi Jim :)
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50:29 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cosmic^Girl
50:43 <SkyFire> hi Cosmic^Girl
50:49 <Cosmic^Girl> Hellloooo :)
50:49 <^bozoJim> hello Cosmic^Girl
51:06 <Cosmic^Girl> How is everyone?
51:46 <jigsaw> hi sky boz
51:59 <e|f> CG :)
52:02 <jigsaw> hi Commando^Girl
52:13 <^bozoJim> hello jigsaw
52:16 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey e|fie :)
52:22 <Cosmic^Girl> And jigsaw
52:23 <^bozoJim> hello SkyFire
52:30 <SkyFire> :)
52:36 <SkyFire> how are you Jim :)
52:36 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks
52:45 <SkyFire> LoL as I am typing
52:52 * jigsaw gives Cath^ a squeeze
54:21 <Moonie> Speaking of jim. hwh
54:22 <Moonie> heh
54:27 <Moonie> CG!! xx
54:34 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Moonie :D
54:56 * SkyFire takes Cosmic^Girl, Jim, e|f, jigsaw and Moonie for a ride in a 737 Max 8 - places pong in the cargo bay to get the aircraft balanced
55:08 <Moonie> haha
55:25 <Moonie> Always trying to kill people..
55:30 <SkyFire> not this time
55:32 <jigsaw> pong in the back with the rest of the exhaust
55:39 <SkyFire> pong is to keep the nose down
56:00 <SkyFire> need to him to stop the plane pitching up and stalling
56:16 <Moonie> aah is that what happened to the others?
56:22 <SkyFire> so he has to be at the front
56:25 <SkyFire> yeah
56:44 <SkyFire> think it's a software fault on the 737 Max
57:10 <Moonie> Sounds like a pretty major mechanical issue with the flaps or software issue.
57:24 * Cosmic^Girl raises an eyebrow
57:24 <Moonie> Speaking of flaps, where's Exo?
57:26 <e|f> problems with the flaps, eh
57:40 <jigsaw> you meant flops
57:48 <SkyFire> the bigger engines changed the centre of gravity n the plane, so it is further back and the software is to keep the nose down, (or should be if it was working properly)
58:16 <SkyFire> a patch is being developed
58:27 <e|f> you had me at problems with the flaps
58:35 <jigsaw> may contain traces of nuts
58:44 <Moonie> So they created a physics problem, that they decided they would fix with software?
58:47 <e|f> a patch for the flaps
58:48 <SkyFire> Qantas doesn't own any, but Virgin is buying 30 of them
58:57 <Moonie> Awesome idea.
59:06 <SkyFire> that is my understanding of it Moonie
59:18 <o_> it's not a physics or mechanical problem, the plane flies OK under manual control
59:23 <SkyFire> yeah
00:12 <SkyFire> basically the software to stop the plane stalling is where the fault it
00:14 <SkyFire> is
00:18 <e|f> "Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it." -- Richard Feynman
00:29 <SkyFire> nice quote
00:37 <e|f> :D
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01:10 <Cath^> hi Jerome
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03:55 <e|f> mm
04:18 <jigsaw> hi cath
04:33 <e|f> Cath, do you still have that pineapple doughnut?
04:50 <Moonie> Hey Cath
04:57 <jigsaw> its turned into a dried apricot doughnut
05:40 <e|f> true
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09:15 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmm saralee
09:18 <chris`> hi
09:18 * Cosmic^Girl thinks about cheesecake
09:26 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey chris` :)
09:27 <dazzo2> Anyone know how girls get those duck beak lips
09:32 <chris`> :)
09:49 <Cosmic^Girl> Um botox?
09:56 <Cosmic^Girl> Fillers?
10:00 <dazzo2> Is it really?
10:05 <jigsaw> injections from liposuction
10:14 <dazzo2> Makes their lips look like allergy
10:21 <chris`> anyone know how to erase first google user from hauwei phones?
10:27 <chris`> i can factory reset
10:27 <Cosmic^Girl> Yeah...fillers
10:33 <chris`> but wants first pin
10:36 <chris`> entered
10:42 <dazzo2> Dunno chrid
10:54 <dazzo2> Whats fillers
11:43 <Cosmic^Girl> Like injectables...into your lips. To make them look plumper
11:58 <dazzo2> Ok
12:00 <Moonie> It looks silly
12:07 <Cath^> hi jigsaw, Cosmic^Girl, Moonie
12:13 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Cath^ :D
12:30 <Cath^> e|f pineapple donut is in my belly:)
12:42 * Moonie pokes Cath's belly
12:48 <jigsaw> outstanding Cath^
13:46 <Cath^> get a shot glass..suck them on yours lips for a few min...voila duck lips lol
14:04 <dazzo2> I have a penis pump
14:17 <Cath^> yeah stick that to your lips
14:17 <Moonie> That may achieve a similar result.
14:27 <dazzo2> Can i get duck lips
14:34 <Cosmic^Girl> What does a penis pump actually do?
14:43 <Cath^> then you will have goose lips ;p
14:47 <dazzo2> Gets extra blood in
14:56 * jigsaw punches dazzo2 face, give it a minute
15:04 <Cosmic^Girl> Is it for men who can't get it up?
15:09 <dazzo2> Nah
15:19 <Cath^> dazzo2...are you sixinchrambo?
15:21 <dazzo2> If you want to be bigger
15:27 <dazzo2> No i am not
15:31 <jigsaw> pucker up dude is the alternative
15:47 <dazzo2> Some use it for impotence too
15:55 <dazzo2> But there is viagra these days
15:56 <Cath^> does it work dazzo?
16:03 <dazzo2> Yeah it does
16:15 <dazzo2> But not sure if its healthy
16:32 <Cath^> are you not have happy with what you got?
16:43 <e|f> penis pump is a vacuum like thing that when used increases blood flow to penis and supposedly over time and use increases the size of the penis
17:01 <dazzo2> Im ok, but i just wana try the pump every so often
17:14 <Cath^> guess if you were trying to take impressive dick pics
17:16 <Moonie> I thought about using one, but I couldn't find one big enough.
17:31 <e|f> the one i used didn't work but made for a good bong
17:34 <e|f> true story
17:42 <dazzo2> Haha
17:53 <Cosmic^Girl> Boom Moonie :P
18:06 <Cath^> lmaoooo
18:07 <Moonie> haha
18:23 <Cath^> Moonie...
18:32 <Moonie> Cath.
18:38 <Cath^> lol
18:54 <Cath^> show me your forearms ;p
19:02 <Moonie> Show me your boobs.
19:09 <e|f> i'm putting my bets on shark fin soup to increase my libido
19:17 <Cath^> wtf :o
19:20 * jigsaw sends Cath^ his most immersive dick pic
19:41 <Cath^> what does tha even mean jigsaw?
19:44 <Moonie> Your thing is forearms, mine is boobs.
19:46 <Moonie> :D
19:51 <jigsaw> use your imagination
20:12 <jigsaw> like an immersive painting in a gallery
20:17 <dazzo2> I like girls arse
20:27 <Cath^> my thing and your thing are not from the same category..pls try again
20:33 <dazzo2> Is it bad
20:40 <Moonie> They're from the upper body?
20:50 <jigsaw> i dont like girls. i love women though
21:02 <Cath^> depends how you angle your arm :p
21:17 * Moonie flexes his forearm
21:23 <Cath^> haha
21:37 <Cath^> guess that will have to do
21:59 <Sutekh> evening sex fiends
22:05 <Cath^> haha
22:12 <Cath^> um hi Christopher
22:17 <Moonie> Hey Sutekh..
22:27 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Sutekh :D
22:30 <Sutekh> cath, Moonie :)
22:40 <jigsaw> https://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2006/superarms_forearmsj.jpg
22:50 <Sutekh> what mischief u all up to
22:54 <e|f> .//topic # <dazzo2> I have a penis pump
23:07 <e|f> hahaha
23:07 <Cath^> lol
23:18 <Cath^> jigsaw..wrong
23:30 <Sutekh> ahhh
23:37 <Sutekh> the old penis pump
23:38 <jigsaw> haha
23:41 <e|f> The Forearms of IRC (2019 calender)
23:50 <Cath^> yesssss!
24:03 <Cath^> make it happen e|f :D
24:18 <e|f> what about tattooed forearms?
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24:33 <Exo> good evening dream team :-)
24:35 <Cath^> generally I'm a fan of no tattoos
24:44 <Sutekh> heya Exo
24:49 <Cath^> hi Exo
24:52 <e|f> true
24:58 <Exo> yoo Sutekh Cath^ e|f
24:59 <e|f> tattoos aren't my thing either
25:06 <Exo> what's on the agenda?
25:08 <e|f> hi Exo :)
25:11 <Sutekh> all the ops on duty and accounted for
25:20 <e|f> well, we were talking about penis pumps
25:29 <Moonie> Hey Exo.. :)
25:34 <Exo> haha, then i have come in at the right time
25:37 <Exo> yooo Moonie :-D
25:44 <e|f> do you have anything to add, Exo ?
25:52 <Exo> that's why i pay them the big bucks Sutekh
25:58 <Cosmic^Girl> I want a....Yeah Baby, Type that Shit Out Grammatically Correct calendar
26:03 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey Exo :)
26:08 <Cath^> haha
26:08 <^bozoJim> well well well well
26:15 <Sutekh> Exo, yeah 50 cents a shift, i couldnt be happier :)
26:19 <Exo> Cosmic^Girl ! :-D
26:21 <Cath^> I had to sit on my hand Cosmic^Girl
26:25 <Moonie> So, that's why you love me, Cosmic^Girl? :)
26:25 <^bozoJim> look who has pulled himself away from himself to be with us
26:26 <Cath^> lol
26:32 <e|f> The Linguists of IRC (2019 calender) ... for CG
26:32 <Exo> penis pumps is not exactly my forte e|f
26:43 <e|f> true
26:45 <Exo> double fistin on the other hand..
26:46 <Moonie> How do you know jim, he might still be pulling himself away from himself...
26:53 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmmm I love a linguist. Hot
27:05 <e|f> cunning linguists
27:05 <^bozoJim> well that is true Moonie one never knows with him
27:07 <e|f> hahaha
27:10 <Cath^> pics or gtfo!
27:26 <Cosmic^Girl> You're my cover boy Moonie
27:34 <Moonie> Woohoo!
27:41 * Moonie flexes his brain
28:04 * SkyFire yawns
28:05 <Exo> hahahaha
28:09 * Cosmic^Girl shivers
28:09 * Exo slaps ^bozoJim around a bit with a large trout
28:12 <Moonie> Exo, how's that chair going?
28:15 <Cath^> you're kinda flexy tonight Moonie
28:26 <Exo> well well well, look who decided to pull himself away from himself this evening
28:37 <Exo> chair is still going good Moonie
28:39 <Moonie> It's important to stretch, Cath.
28:49 <Exo> still looks grand spankin new
28:50 <Moonie> Which one did you get?
28:59 * ^bozoJim gets the trout and snokes it in his smoker
29:00 <Cath^> yeah..don't wanna do a hammy
29:44 <Exo> https://secretlabchairs.com.au/collections/omega-series
29:49 <Exo> stealth
30:06 <Exo> would really like to try the softweave fabric though
30:13 <Exo> welcome jim
30:13 * Sutekh sits in the gentlemans chair
30:17 <Exo> nice 2 see u this evening
30:20 <Cosmic^Girl> Secret lab chairs? Raunchy
30:30 <Cath^> who's got the alpha chair?
30:34 <Moonie> Yeah, I was thinking about getting the softweave.
30:39 <SkyFire> https://www.google.com/doodles/30th-anniversary-of-the-world-wide-web
31:06 <Exo> dooo it
31:07 <Moonie> Shame they don't have any to try somewhere hehe
31:10 <Sutekh> n e grls 1r gentlemans chat tnite?
31:11 * SkyFire steals Exo's chair
31:12 * Exo sits in the lap dance chair
31:35 <SkyFire> nice looking chair Exo
31:42 <Moonie> Can i ask how much you paid, Exo?
32:00 * Cosmic^Girl limbers up
32:08 <^bozoJim> how are you Exo?
32:27 <Cath^> what does gentleman chat consist of?
32:35 <Exo> i think it was about $500ish Moonie
32:57 <SkyFire> more than what I paid for mine
33:00 <chris`> i hope get this chair in month or little bit more
33:02 <chris`> https://ebgames.com.au/ps4-239834-X-Rocker-Infiniti-41-Sony-Playstation-Gaming-Chair-PlayStation-4
33:07 <Moonie> hmmm.. ok.. So it looks like their sales are fairly regular.
33:07 <lx> ...ah huh...
33:07 <^bozoJim> was that the ticketed price or did you get a 5 finger discount from the Sunshine boyz?
33:12 <Sutekh> Catherine, just a pleasant non sexual chat my dear
33:14 <Exo> yeah SkyFire, comfortable for my large arse too
33:18 <SkyFire> :)
33:25 <Exo> i'm good ^bozoJim, how are u doing tonight mate?
33:31 <SkyFire> think I paid a bit over $300
33:31 <Moonie> I'm looking at getting the Titan.
33:46 <SkyFire> but mine was reduced
33:47 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks
34:06 <Cath^> ok I'm in
34:25 <Exo> i got it since it had loads of good reviews
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34:42 <e|f> get one that has a built-in massage function or whatever
34:50 <e|f> that would be cool
34:57 <^bozoJim> does it have training wheels Exo so you dont fall over
35:02 <Sutekh> Cath, sif i do anything else :)
35:12 <chris`> https://ebgames.com.au/ps4-239834-X-Rocker-Infiniti-41-Sony-Playstation-Gaming-Chair-PlayStation-4 this has subwoofer and vibrating for games movies
35:15 <chris`> lols
35:21 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh. My. God.
35:24 <Cath^> this is true
35:29 <couleurs> get FiFa 19
35:40 <chris`> transfer me 40$
35:44 <chris`> and i will
35:59 <Cosmic^Girl> I just clicked on your link to look at that chair....ON MY COMPUTER. Then when I picked up my phone to persue Facebook....guess what I got an ad for???
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36:07 <couleurs> yea rite u buyed meth
36:09 <Cosmic^Girl> *peruse
36:11 <Exo> https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1iqf6l/toilet_pc/
36:14 <Exo> for the modern gamer
36:22 <Exo> hahahaah
36:27 <Exo> i wonder Cosmik
36:30 <e|f> yeah it's all linked, CG, they use stuff like that for advertising
36:31 <Exo> that's how they got me
36:40 * Cosmic^Girl looks around all paranoid
36:42 <Exo> dam you zuckerberg!
36:49 <Cosmic^Girl> But I'm not even connected to my wireless on my phone
36:54 <Cosmic^Girl> It's 4G
37:03 <dazzo2> Hi
37:07 <e|f> if you have a chat on your phone about, i dunno, skydiving, and facebook is on your phone, don't be surprised to see ads for skydiving on your computer later
37:10 <^bozoJim> I know it is how facebook does it
37:24 <Sutekh> CG, maybe u were hacked ;p
37:24 <Moonie> It's picked it up on your account.
37:33 <Cosmic^Girl> But howwww? My phone and computer aren't even connected?
37:43 <^bozoJim> dont need to be
38:07 <dazzo2> Virus
38:11 <e|f> facebook has a few background apps (easy to remove) on phones and stuff which silently listen to conversations and then use that info to place ads on various other devices
38:15 <^bozoJim> no I think cookies
38:19 <Exo> can they track you when you are watching porn in incognito mode
38:21 <chris`> facebook is shit
38:31 <dazzo2> Yeh
38:32 <chris`> all accounts i have i can type password
38:38 <chris`> and then add 1 extra what ever
38:43 <chris`> character to pw
38:47 <dazzo2> Facebook is for old ppl now
38:48 <chris`> thats not even in it
39:02 <dazzo2> GenY oldies
39:08 <Exo> alright folks, let's start using myspace again
39:20 <e|f> i was on my phone talking about doc martin's shoes with someone and then voila, ads for doc martin's on my facebook on my computer
39:28 <Moonie> haha Is myspace even still up?
39:32 <dazzo2> The future is dickpicks and ducklips
39:32 <Sutekh> yeah they do something, i regulary get nude pics on my pc...
39:42 <jigsaw> are all the young shitbabies leaving fb? good :)
39:42 <dazzo2> Its come down to this
39:46 <Cath^> Cosmic^Girl...you are logged into Google on both devices likely ;)
39:49 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't even know how that just happened. Fucking freaky!
39:57 <Cosmic^Girl> No I'm totally not!
40:01 <e|f> haha
40:07 <dazzo2> Fb is dead, long live dickpix and ducklips
40:12 * e|f gives CG a hug
40:12 <Cath^> lol
40:40 <Cath^> you're logged in and you don't even know ;p
40:43 <Exo> myspace is probably owned by fb already
40:44 * jigsaw squeezes Cath^ (incase you missed it earlier)
40:46 <Cosmic^Girl> Bloody 1984!
40:53 <e|f> i doubt you were meaningfully targetted, CG
41:05 <e|f> just software on the devices doing it
41:14 <Cath^> I didn't miss it...
41:32 <SkyFire> I still have my myspace
41:46 <dazzo2> Myspace was ok
42:26 <e|f> myspace was for kids really
42:32 <SkyFire> https://myspace.com/skyfire747
42:32 <e|f> so i never really got into it
42:35 <Cath^> lolz
42:49 Join: mel ([email protected]) to #sydney
42:52 <chris`> i got like 120k listens on my myspace
43:00 <Moonie> haha I wonder if mine is still there.
43:16 <Exo> i remember making those personal pages on geocities and angelfire back in the day haha
43:28 <e|f> Exo, you were a web developer
43:30 <e|f> lol
43:47 <chris`> ppl i tell i depressed tell me of
43:48 <chris`> off
43:50 <jigsaw> web developer booooooo
43:56 <Moonie> brb
43:56 <lx>  The channel will be quiet without you Moonie...
43:58 <Exo> more like teeny bopper shit lol
43:59 <chris`> theyre junkies but
44:08 <chris`> so dont even care for themselfs
44:10 <e|f> yea
44:23 <Exo> https://hearthis.at/fisher/you-fucken-problem/
44:27 <Exo> chris miss piss
44:41 <e|f> got a can of Coke in hand and got friends to please so knock up a simple website in HTML
44:46 <e|f> definitely a web developer
44:59 Join: froz ([email protected]) to #sydney
45:39 <Exo> plagiarised like a mofo too lol
45:57 <Exo> they had all the custom templates and all set out for ya
46:14 <e|f> yeah
46:16 <dazzo2> I made a website once
46:19 <Exo> most websites hosted on tripod from 20 years ago still exist today
46:24 <dazzo2> Long timr ago
46:31 <e|f> and little javascript things for little apps like guestbooks
46:35 * e|f remembers
46:36 <Cath^> gifs were popular...the under construction ones lol
46:51 <e|f> have you guys heard of The Way Back Web ?
46:57 <Cath^> yup yup
46:57 <dazzo2> No
47:00 <Exo> haha
47:04 <Exo> i liked ripping gifs
47:06 <Cath^> way back machine
47:08 <SkyFire> I have
47:13 <rainmaker> cooltext.com still exist
47:14 <rainmaker> dayam
47:18 <SkyFire> damn useful site at times
47:20 <e|f> Way Back Web is a logger type thing for info on old websites
47:26 <e|f> old stored pages
47:29 <dazzo2> I remeber internt when there were no ads
48:01 <e|f> so you could probably find Mark Zuckerberg's old angelfire website from before he got into making facebook on the Way Back Web
48:15 <e|f> but a lot of stuff like images etc would be lost... ie. the page view would be incomplete
48:21 <Sutekh> e|f, yeah its a handy tool
48:33 <Exo> haha cooltext was mad
48:40 <Exo> didn't know about that e|f
48:43 <Exo> will def check it outs
49:04 <e|f> http://www.wayback.com/
49:21 <e|f> so you could look up AustNet on it or whatever and maybe find their old website from 2003
49:26 <Cath^> mr rainmaker
49:54 <Sutekh> !ttop10
49:56 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1060) 2. Exo(437) 3. jigsaw(417) 4. dazzo2(404) 5. Cath^(356) 6. HellFury(351) 7. SkyFire(332) 8. chris`(265) 9. Moonie(232) 10. Cosmic^Girl(212)
50:02 <rainmaker> greetings Cath and fellas
50:08 <SkyFire> https://www.theverge.com/2013/4/3/4179632/mark-zuckerberg-angelfire-page
50:11 <jigsaw> i made the podium!
50:16 * Cath^ curtsies
50:22 * Cosmic^Girl looks at her boobs
50:27 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey rainmaker!
50:36 <e|f> here ya go
50:37 <e|f> https://web.archive.org/web/20030205013458/http://austnet.org/
50:48 <Exo> searched up the good ol' lemonparty.org
50:53 <SkyFire> https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--X8lyMK3J--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/18jj02cynw5shpng.png
51:05 <e|f> but as i said, some site logs would be missing some things
51:37 <rainmaker> hello CG!
51:42 <rainmaker> how is everyone doing?
51:48 <e|f> yep, Zuckerberg's old site from long ago
52:11 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #sydney
52:14 <Cosmic^Girl> Fab thanks! :) How's you?
52:17 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Zade
52:20 <Cath^> not bad...we are over the hump
52:26 <Cath^> hi Zade
52:29 <Zade> hello Cosmic^Girl
52:33 <Zade> hello Cath^
52:56 <Exo> g'day Zade
52:58 <Cosmic^Girl> Farrrrrk, I have to take 26 6/7 year olds swimming tomorrow
53:02 * Cosmic^Girl dies a little on the inside
53:18 <Zade> hello Exo
53:19 <Sutekh> CG, got ur floaties?
53:20 <SkyFire> https://web.archive.org/web/20090523162500/http://gannetweb.awardspace.com/index.htm - my old website which no longer exists
53:22 <jigsaw> hi zade
53:23 <Exo> lol sounds like fun Cosmik
53:28 <rainmaker> this week has been slow, even though we had a public holiday here
53:30 <Zade> hello jigsaw
53:44 <SkyFire> aww *hugs* Cosmic^Girl - good luck with them
53:49 <Exo> already past hump day
54:05 <e|f> CG will you be wearing a bikini?
54:07 * e|f perks
54:44 <dazzo2> My shrink prescribe me somr date rape drugs
54:57 <dazzo2> I said they dont work for me
55:00 <Exo> how shit was it when we had to go for swimming lessons for P.E in year 8 rainmaker
55:01 <Exo> lol
55:03 <Cosmic^Girl> =-
55:07 <dazzo2> And he ask for them back
55:13 <Cosmic^Girl> Oops soz, that was my dog!
55:21 <dazzo2> Cos he knows what ppl do with them
55:26 <dazzo2> In the wrong hands
55:43 * SkyFire gets a skimpy bikini for Cosmic^Girl to wear tommorrow - LoL
55:45 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't actually have to go IN. But I have to take them on a bus, and watch them try and LIFE
55:52 <SkyFire> ok
56:03 <dazzo2> But thing is i have a script with 5repeats
56:08 <dazzo2> He wrote for me
56:15 <Exo> is that from your personal collection SkyFire?
56:20 <SkyFire> nah
56:29 <e|f> yea
56:31 <e|f> true
56:37 <SkyFire> the channel warehouse
56:53 <Exo> hahaha
56:55 * e|f slaps SkyFire around a bit with a large trout
57:08 * jigsaw slaps e|f with a frozen tuna
57:08 <SkyFire> yah missed
57:13 <e|f> you be nice to that trout though - even though it's dead
57:15 <jigsaw> the trout wars are over
57:16 <e|f> :/
57:42 * Exo slaps jigsaw around with a wet noodle
57:49 * SkyFire makes e|f's pc divide by 0
58:03 <jigsaw> al dente?
58:05 <e|f> mm
58:07 <Exo> !death michael jackson
58:08 * ^bozoJim passes out pool noodles for people to belt Exo
58:09 <Cath^> haha
58:19 <^bozoJim> it is ok they do not leave marks
58:19 <e|f> the death script is a work in progress
58:19 <SkyFire> lined with a lead bar
58:22 <jigsaw> go jim!
58:24 <Exo> ah there you are jimmy
58:30 * Exo hands ^bozoJim the official certificate of participation for their mediocre efforts in TTOP10
58:37 <Exo> forgot to issue this to you earlier
58:38 <^bozoJim> thank you Exo
58:43 * jigsaw slaps exo with rebar
58:54 Join: MrMW ([email protected]) to #sydney
59:02 * Exo throws ^bozoJim and jigsaw into the naked saunce
59:02 * SkyFire whacks Exo - just to test the pool noodle from jim
59:06 <Exo> MrMW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
59:08 <MrMW> boooooooooooooooooooooo!
59:14 <MrMW> hi sexies
59:17 * SkyFire rescues Jim
59:19 <Exo> you are late mister
59:20 <Sutekh> finally my bf Mark arrives
59:23 <^bozoJim> ty SkyFire
59:28 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey MrMW :)
59:33 <SkyFire> :)
59:33 <Cath^> hi MrMW
59:35 <Exo> MrMW likes to make those grand entrances
00:02 * Exo pours SkyFire, jigsaw, MrMW and ^bozoJim the standard triple scotch on the cocks
00:08 <SkyFire> !seen dtrain
00:09 <Exo> bottoms up
00:10 <StatsOP> dtrain ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 23 hours, 46 minutes ago stating "{}".
00:17 <Sutekh> the guy loves to send me pics of his testicles
00:33 * jigsaw pulls the cock and flicks it off the toothpick at exo
00:58 <Moonie> back
01:04 <Cosmic^Girl> wb Moonie!
01:14 <Moonie> ty!
01:16 <Cath^> wb Moons
01:20 <Exo> SkyFire aka Borce Ristevski
01:25 <Exo> wb Mooncakes
01:28 <Sutekh> lol
01:29 <Moonie> ty ty
01:34 <SkyFire> wb
01:59 <Sutekh> Exo, a few of those in here me thinks ;p
02:01 * SkyFire throws Exo down a very deep hole with MrMW
02:03 <Moonie> ty too
02:12 <MrMW> all those disgusting rumors about me r..................true
02:42 <Cath^> !ttop10
02:44 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(88) 2. SkyFire(47) 3. e|f(34) 4. Cosmic^Girl(34) 5. jigsaw(33) 6. Sutekh(26) 7. ^bozojim(23) 8. dazzo2(13) 9. MrMW(10) 10. Cath^(6)
02:50 <Exo> wooohoo
02:50 Join: dtrain ([email protected]) to #sydney
02:55 * Exo is dominating
02:59 <Cath^> what have you done????
03:06 <Sutekh> Mark, thats why i lub u so much bf, no bullsit from u :)
03:09 <Exo> i reckon too Sutekh
03:17 <Moonie> What's happened to the stats now?
03:32 <Exo> Mr Mark cuts straight to the point
03:39 <Exo> it resets at 9pm Moonie
03:43 <Sutekh> evening dtrain
03:56 <Exo> good evenin dtrain
03:57 <SkyFire> hi dtrain *hugs*
04:07 <Moonie> I thought it reset at 10pm?
04:15 <SkyFire> used too
04:17 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey dtrain :)
04:29 <dtrain> hey peeps~~~~~
04:34 <Moonie> Hey dtrain..
04:40 <jigsaw> wtf? 5th? i was an athlete moments ago at 3rd
04:43 <Sutekh> dtrain, how are u cutie?
04:47 <dtrain> hello moonie~~~
05:02 <Exo> StatsOP has become more increasingly self-aware
05:05 <dtrain> good good just finishing watching MAF
05:07 <Exo> resets when it wants to
05:14 <dtrain> i know its scripted but its sooooooo funny
05:19 * SkyFire nicks Cosmic^Girl's shoes and runs
05:25 Part: dazzo2 ([email protected]) from #sydney
05:44 <Sutekh> haha StatsOP does what the fck it likes
06:18 * e|f glues SkyFire's fingers to his keyboard with araldite
06:42 <Sutekh> dtrain :D
07:18 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #sydney
07:26 Quit: President_Trump ([email protected]) Changing hosts
07:26 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #sydney
07:43 <Cath^> speaking of sticky fingers
07:52 * SkyFire sets e|f's pc to divide by 0
07:56 Join: dazzo2 ([email protected]) to #sydney
07:56 Quit: dazzo2 ([email protected]) Changing hosts
08:28 * Exo purchases another pair of tony bianco shoes for Cosmic^Girl
10:33 <jigsaw> cosi, youre in a postion to dominate exo
10:56 <Exo> i'm not gonna fight it
11:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I always dominate Exo
11:25 <Exo> woot :D
11:27 <e|f> body slam
11:30 * Exo hands Cosmic^Girl a dozen Roses! @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}---
11:48 <jigsaw> leave the thorns on ;)
12:16 * SkyFire gives dtrain a Red rose @>--}--,'--',------
12:23 Join: hello ([email protected]) to #sydney
12:28 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #sydney
12:49 * SkyFire gives dtrain a dozen roses @>}--,-`--- @>}--,-`--- @>}--,-`--- @>}--,-`--- @>}--,-`--- @>}--,-`--- @>}--,-`--- @>}--,-`--- @>}--,-`--- @>}--,-`--- @>}--,-`--- @>}--,-`---
12:52 * Cosmic^Girl drags a thorn down Exo's forearm
13:24 <SkyFire> looks at the deep cut on Exo's arm
14:46 <Exo> nice, this is becoming very 50 shades of grey
15:09 <Cosmic^Girl> Ew! As if. That book is ridiculous
15:11 <SkyFire> https://www.raspberrypi.org/downloads/raspbian/ - need to get this sometime
15:30 <Exo> lol
15:31 <Exo> how so?
15:33 <Cosmic^Girl> It wasn't even....written properly
16:05 Quit: froz ([email protected]) Changing hosts
16:05 Join: froz ([email protected]) to #sydney
16:15 <Moonie> It's difficult to concentrate on a book when the paragraphs don't flow.
16:21 <Exo> i never read it
16:24 <Exo> hi froz
16:32 <Cosmic^Girl> I couldn't even finish it because it was so badly written. THEN I saw the first movie, because my friends made me...and the whole thing was just...weird and creepy
16:56 <Cosmic^Girl> And I'm not exactly....uncomfortable with such things!
17:16 <e|f> all designed for people who like 14-25 years old or stupid, CG
17:20 <e|f> one of those things
17:22 <Cath^> lol
17:26 <e|f> who are like*
17:29 <Sutekh> weird and creepy? sounds like the sydney channel ;p
17:43 <Moonie> There have been a few books that I've had to double back and re-read sentences and paragraphs, because they were so poorly written.
17:43 <President_Trump>  K F C 
18:23 <Cosmic^Girl> There is nothing worse than a poorly written book! Like, how did that even get published?
18:48 <Moonie> Yeah, the proof-reader and editor should be sacked.
18:53 <e|f> someone was in a hurry to make money
18:56 <e|f> lol
19:07 <Exo> mission accomplished
19:13 <Cath^> and what money she made!
19:16 <Cosmic^Girl> Imma write a waaaay better BDSM novel
19:22 <Cath^> books..movie franchise
19:30 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm actually not...because I can't be bothered. But I totally could!
19:33 Join: bigMac ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:42 <Cath^> I'll be your beta Cosmic^Girl
20:11 <e|f> that criminal Chopper Reid wrote a book and he couldn't even spell
20:15 <e|f> he said so himself
20:18 <e|f> so lol, whatever
20:20 <Sutekh> what is BDSM?
20:23 <Zade> you should read wetlands by Charlotte Roche
20:36 <Cath^> get back 8n the gentleman corner Sutekh
20:48 <President_Trump> Cath^ my beauty is beyond compare
20:58 <Cath^> hi Trump
21:01 <Sutekh> i have no clue what it is, yes im a gentleman, is it rude?
21:14 <Cath^> define rude
21:51 <Sutekh> i dont like rude stuffs :(
22:15 <Exo> lieeees
22:17 <Cath^> then your sensibilities will be offended
22:38 <Cosmic^Girl> Bondage, dominance, sadism and masochism...sif you didn't know :P
23:19 <Sutekh> Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own;
23:22 <e|f> hey stop picking on Sutekh
23:27 <e|f> he's a good guy
23:29 <e|f> <_<
23:31 <Sutekh> yeah
23:37 <Cosmic^Girl> Sutekh is a good man
23:37 <Sutekh> blasphamy
24:23 <Glenn> Cosmic^Girl wants somethng.
24:48 <Cosmic^Girl> Can you give it to me Glenn?
24:48 <Sutekh> CG :D
25:04 <e|f> lol...
25:48 <rainmaker> damn ease up
25:54 <Exo> Baby, if you give it to me, I'll give it to you, I know what you want, you know I got it
26:18 <rainmaker> i really dont want to unleash the dragon
27:08 <Exo> it has already been annouched e|f lols
27:12 * Exo slaps rainmaker around a bit with a large trout
27:19 <Exo> cs:gO ?
27:27 Part: dtrain ([email protected]) from #sydney
27:40 <e|f> university level writing guides would advocate defining an acronym within parentheses but i think everyone here would know what TBA means
28:05 <e|f> make errything as simples as possible, but no simpler
28:08 <e|f> hahaha
28:09 <Moonie> Fuck university level writing guides.
28:20 <Sutekh> e|f, i just listed it
28:40 <e|f> oh shit you did too
28:41 <e|f> oops
28:46 <Sutekh> haha
28:56 <e|f> i thought the last topic was set on tuesday
29:02 <e|f> !ttop10
29:21 <SkyFire> you broke it e|f
29:28 * Cath^ pats e|f
29:36 <Exo> <:o)
29:38 <SkyFire> !ttop10
29:40 <e|f> hahaha
29:59 <Exo> a space makes a difference aye ;p
30:04 <Sutekh> i think e|f was distracted by the rude chat
30:07 <e|f> :D
30:23 <Exo> still got penis pumps on the mind
30:33 <e|f> define that OCD acronym for me
30:36 <Cath^> penis pump bong
30:37 <e|f> hahaha
30:37 <Sutekh> haha
31:29 <Cath^> I reckon that's airtight
31:50 <MrMW> the park is dark and full of filthy deviants!
31:55 * Exo sits back and snacks on some burger rings
32:38 <Sutekh> Mark , ur a loveable deviant
32:41 * Cosmic^Girl sits back with Exo and also eats some burger rings
32:43 * President_Trump slaps ^bozoJim around a bit with a large trout
32:58 <Exo> <:o)
33:06 * Exo has burger rings, twisties and cheetos
33:44 <Cath^> doritos?
33:47 Part: Zade ([email protected]) from #sydney
33:47 <President_Trump> why is the model waffler not waffling
33:47 <President_Trump> ?
34:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmm I think I like burger rings the best
34:05 <Cosmic^Girl> If there's no salt and vinegar
34:10 <Exo> sold out Cath^ haha
34:15 <Sutekh> Mark are u kind to animals?
34:18 <Cath^> phew!
34:26 <rainmaker> cheetos are for oko
34:28 <MrMW> yep
34:41 <Exo> haha
34:51 * Exo slaps rainmaker around a bit with a large trout
34:54 <Exo> cs go time
34:57 <MrMW> im an animal so be kind to me:P
35:02 <Sutekh> then do not fear my brother
35:07 <Cath^> there's new mac n cheese Smith's chips
35:10 <Sutekh> Abu Huraira reported: The Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, said, �A prostitute had once been forgiven. She passed by a dog panting near a well. Thirst had nearly killed him, so she took off her sock, tied it to her veil, and drew up some water. Allah forgave her for that.�
35:20 <Exo> MrMW is an animal in the bedroom and the park
35:20 <rainmaker> come playing now
35:41 Nick: Exo is now known as Exo|CS
35:43 <MrMW> the park is my bedroom
35:49 <rainmaker> LOL
35:59 <e|f> the bible states "Anyone who uses his money for a prostitute is a fool."
36:37 Part: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) from #sydney
36:45 <President_Trump> Exo why is the model waffler not waffling?
36:45 <President_Trump> it should say anyone who uses a condom with a prostitute is a fool
36:58 <Sutekh> haha, there is hope for all the sinners :)
37:13 <e|f> jim just left so you can leave him alone now
37:14 <e|f> :/
37:20 Join: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) to #sydney
37:26 <e|f> i spoke too soon
37:28 <e|f> wb
38:16 <Cath^> wb Jim
38:38 <^bozoJim> ty Cath^
38:48 <e|f> perhaps a coffee will fire the neurons in my brain up
38:52 <e|f> we shall see
38:53 <Cosmic^Girl> Coffee!
38:56 <e|f> brb
38:57 <lx>  We'll still be here e|f...
38:59 <Cosmic^Girl> It's 9.44pm
39:29 * Cosmic^Girl daydreams about her coffee in the morning
40:12 <President_Trump> wb jim
40:33 <Sutekh> hey trump how is Cecil?
41:00 <President_Trump> cecil is horny
41:11 <President_Trump> ruffled her feathers earlier
41:44 <Cath^> Cecilia
41:44 <Sutekh> haha
42:06 <President_Trump> Cath^ youre next
42:17 <Cath^> I'm next what?
42:19 <President_Trump> do you have a big beak?
42:44 <Cath^> big enough to poke your eyes out.
43:11 <President_Trump> thats not nice
43:46 <Cath^> well don't threaten to ruffles my feathers then
44:16 <Cath^> and never ask a lady about the size of her anything!!
44:29 <Sutekh> yeah how rude
44:45 <Sutekh> so many tiresome rude men
45:09 <Cath^> where have the gentlemen gone?
45:21 <Sutekh> but all over the world the LORD is exposing them, as we are in the last days
46:16 <President_Trump> where's devil1945 these days?
47:45 <Sutekh> nfi
48:24 <President_Trump> damn, nice fella
49:06 Part: nothing ([email protected]) from #sydney
49:30 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmm okay, I'm going to read my book before sleep :)
49:36 <Cosmic^Girl> Sweet dreams everyone!
49:48 <SkyFire> night Cosmic^Girl *hugs*
49:53 <President_Trump> what book
49:57 <President_Trump> u cant read can u?
50:01 <e|f> night CG
50:04 <e|f> *kiss*
50:29 <Sutekh> niites
51:03 Part: Cosmic^Girl ([email protected]) from #sydney
51:56 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [6h32m7s]
51:58 Part: hello ([email protected]) from #sydney
52:32 <e|f> wb
56:17 <Sutekh> HellFury, where ya been? 6 hours wtf
56:41 <HellFury> ty
56:42 <HellFury> um
56:45 <HellFury> kid pick up
57:31 <HellFury> their dad didn't get home til after 7
57:40 <SkyFire> hi HellFury :)
57:53 <HellFury> then went to get something from Sunnywank with Pat
57:56 <HellFury> and get food
57:57 <HellFury> hey skyfire
58:16 <HellFury> i cannot wait for this week to be done
58:17 <Sutekh> ahh
58:19 <HellFury> i am exhausted
58:24 <Sutekh> yeah
58:33 <Sutekh> ur flat out
58:40 <HellFury> now one of the boys is asking if he can come over friday night
58:49 <Sutekh> damn
59:48 <HellFury> as long as teen doesn't irritate him
59:54 <HellFury> coz all 3 will want too
03:35 <President_Trump> scummybank very good indeed
06:44 <MrMW> nite all.................cya friday party time!
06:50 Part: MrMW ([email protected]) from #sydney
07:54 <Cath^> nite y'all
08:07 Part: Cath^ ([email protected]) from #sydney (laters!)
08:44 <President_Trump> bye dr phil
10:17 <e|f> mm
10:26 <e|f> you happy and stuff, trumpy?
10:29 <e|f> i hope so
10:35 Part: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) from #sydney
11:00 <President_Trump> when am i not happy? #1 happy on austnet
11:14 <e|f> mm
11:37 Join: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) to #sydney
11:44 <e|f> your recent chattering here seems to indicate a feeling of melancholy
11:53 <SkyFire> wb Jim
11:54 <e|f> but i hope your life is good, either way
12:05 Part: xm ([email protected]) from #sydney
12:22 <President_Trump> lol
12:23 <President_Trump> when?
12:57 <e|f> nevermind
17:52 Part: saralee ([email protected]) from #sydney
18:16 <^bozoJim> ty SkyFire
18:45 <SkyFire> :)
20:02 <SkyFire> amazed at the SPAD we had today on the lightrail Jim
20:16 Part: dazzo2 ([email protected]) from #sydney
24:09 <President_Trump> bozo and skyfire rekindling an old romance?
25:43 Nick: Exo|CS is now known as Exo
31:11 Join: hello ([email protected]) to #sydney
31:54 <^bozoJim> wow
32:08 <Exo> ibby and rommel
32:09 <^bozoJim> they do happen
32:19 <SkyFire> uber driver was nearly hit too
32:21 * ^bozoJim whacks Exo for somethign to do
32:45 <SkyFire> driver of the light rail has been suspended
32:50 <^bozoJim> good
33:02 <^bozoJim> I know when the STA Sa 3000 class first came out
33:18 <SkyFire> dashcam on the lr vehicle showed it had gone through a red
33:24 <^bozoJim> they had computer over ride on the brakes so if the wheels were sat different speeds the brakes came off
33:35 <SkyFire> but then the uber driver goes through a red too
33:40 <^bozoJim> yes
33:42 <SkyFire> bugger
33:50 <^bozoJim> and they had SPAD everywhere
33:54 <SkyFire> wow
34:10 <^bozoJim> and even in emergency
34:14 * Exo throws ^bozoJim and SkyFire back into cell no.9
34:16 <^bozoJim> the computer over rode it
34:35 * SkyFire breaks out, rescues Jim and throws Exo in and welds the door shut
34:42 <SkyFire> wow not good
35:01 * SkyFire put pong in with Exo
35:09 <^bozoJim> and one night in SA we had stopped at Salisbury on teh up
35:34 <^bozoJim> we had the stick an absolout protecting a swithc and Park Tce
35:40 <SkyFire> ok
35:42 <^bozoJim> stick went gree and gates down
36:03 <^bozoJim> we throttled up and as we hit the stick it dropped and gates were going up
36:09 <SkyFire> eeeeeeeeeeps
36:15 <SkyFire> brakes to emergency
36:19 <^bozoJim> emerg on the red hen
36:36 <^bozoJim> on the radio as emergency control we had stick in our face
36:45 <^bozoJim> control told the driver he is dreaming
36:49 <SkyFire> LoL
37:06 <SkyFire> that is when you grab the phone and send them a photo
37:15 <^bozoJim> driver guard and 3 passengers witnessed it
37:24 <^bozoJim> was before mobiles
37:31 <SkyFire> ok
37:38 <^bozoJim> and we went over the short gates went down
37:45 <^bozoJim> and as we had already passed the stick
37:55 <^bozoJim> we proceeded with cution
38:18 <^bozoJim> 5 mins later anotehr controller calls us up about a SPAD
38:39 <^bozoJim> so after an arguement
38:46 <SkyFire> had fun at Parkes, (I think it was) where we went over the crossing in a 48 class, then had an argument with the signller who reckoned we went over the 10 km/h speed limit in force at the time which we didn't
38:50 <^bozoJim> we had to see senior controller on arrival in Adelaide
38:54 Part: hello ([email protected]) from #sydney
38:59 <SkyFire> bugger
39:17 <^bozoJim> so we did
39:22 <^bozoJim> all seperate rooms
39:26 <^bozoJim> and same story
39:27 <SkyFire> oh
39:37 <^bozoJim> we were too consistent to be lying
39:43 <SkyFire> good :)
39:48 <^bozoJim> so they got eh data log out of the stick
39:55 <^bozoJim> sure enough a failure
40:00 <SkyFire> yay
40:03 * e|f sees where this one is going...
40:10 <^bozoJim> driver guard exhonorated
40:38 Part: jigsaw (~jigsaws.N8@ip-33-60-52-196.melbourne.au.asianpacifictelephone.com) from #sydney
40:46 <SkyFire> we went far enough back with the 48 class to clear the section, then forward on another line and parked the 48 in the middle of the yard and walked back to the platform
40:56 <SkyFire> good to hear Jim
41:05 <^bozoJim> and to this day
41:12 <^bozoJim> that stick still plays up
41:19 Part: StatsOP ([email protected]) from #sydney
41:19 <SkyFire> typical!
41:28 <SkyFire> no money to fix things
41:48 <^bozoJim> it is a fault in the system
41:55 <SkyFire> yeah
42:18 <^bozoJim> and the trains mostly have dash cams now
42:22 <SkyFire> also $1 billion for railsways nationwide in the budget is nowhere near enough
42:30 <SkyFire> railways
42:50 <SkyFire> could spend all of that in Sydney alone the track is so bad
43:01 <^bozoJim> same melb to Albury
43:03 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #sydney
43:06 <^bozoJim> lots of mudholes
43:09 <SkyFire> signalling system is prehistoric
43:12 <SkyFire> yeah
43:14 <e|f> the politicians have to make their promises sound good...
43:28 <SkyFire> track is falling apart in Sydney
43:34 <e|f> billion sounds like a good word
43:37 <^bozoJim> they been working on the track now over 10 years
43:39 <SkyFire> yes
43:42 <^bozoJim> and it si still a goat track
44:13 <SkyFire> think it always will be, until the railways get a decent amount of funding
44:40 <^bozoJim> they reguaged the BG to SG and broke the base up
44:43 <^bozoJim> letting water in
44:47 * e|f nods
44:54 <SkyFire> sheeeeeesh
45:06 <^bozoJim> instead of sleepers on top of ballast
45:12 <^bozoJim> tehy dug into the bed
45:43 <^bozoJim> and even today
45:57 <^bozoJim> on heavy rail on concrete sleepers
46:07 <^bozoJim> if it goes over 30C they are on slow speed
46:24 <^bozoJim> as the ehat buckles continous weld on concrete
46:34 <SkyFire> yeah
46:53 <^bozoJim> should not move a lot on concrete if done right
47:09 <SkyFire> but the line from the Alice to Darwin is 100% welded on concrete sleepers with no problems
47:18 <^bozoJim> true
47:23 <^bozoJim> as it is done right
47:34 <^bozoJim> the slack pulled out and maintained like it
47:38 <SkyFire> yes
47:57 <^bozoJim> wood can dance around well after sunset
48:07 <SkyFire> yeah
48:43 <^bozoJim> one night it was hot I was getting the last up North Gawler home
49:00 <^bozoJim> and it was 11.35pm we left north Gawler
49:06 <SkyFire> I am off to Canada in April, be interesting to see their mile+ freight trains
49:09 <^bozoJim> 3 hours after sunset
49:28 <^bozoJim> the train had gone over it 15 mins earlier no trouble
50:28 <SkyFire> ok
50:41 <^bozoJim> and we went over it and were thrown off
50:47 <SkyFire> oooops
50:48 <^bozoJim> it buckled under us
50:51 <SkyFire> damn
51:10 <SkyFire> interesting thing, in Canada - freight trains have priority over passenger trains
51:11 <^bozoJim> driver felt it
51:17 <^bozoJim> drpopped the handle
51:29 <^bozoJim> that si interesting
51:37 * SkyFire is going trans Canda by train
51:37 <^bozoJim> but here it is the same now in some states
51:44 <SkyFire> yeah
52:18 <^bozoJim> so we call up control on teh old phillips TMC radio
52:30 <SkyFire> on the Canadian train 2 - which can be several hours late at times
52:35 <^bozoJim> told them we were off as we were coming into fgawler oval
52:44 <^bozoJim> and had driver guard and one passenger on
52:57 <^bozoJim> they got a bus to ge thte rest of the passengers and left me on board
53:21 <SkyFire> aww
53:26 <^bozoJim> they come to rerail the 400 class and get the crew
53:30 <^bozoJim> and had me with them
53:47 <^bozoJim> I got a free taxi back to Smithfield out of it
53:56 <SkyFire> nice ;)
53:58 <SkyFire> :)
54:14 <^bozoJim> and in wang
54:27 <^bozoJim> I was in Albury they did not run the midday train so
54:42 <^bozoJim> the driver had booked the taxi and said we are taking you home in style
54:48 <SkyFire> :)
54:51 <^bozoJim> I got the crew taxi back home
54:54 <^bozoJim> no charge
54:55 <SkyFire> wow
55:07 <^bozoJim> Charlie the driver and a fine arteticht himself
55:18 <^bozoJim> was driver instructor examiner doing the train
55:27 <^bozoJim> so he took me home with him
55:32 <^bozoJim> wang taxi mind you
55:43 <^bozoJim> he lives otehr side of tiown
55:44 <SkyFire> :)
55:52 <^bozoJim> they dropped me off then him
56:22 <^bozoJim> one day he was driving a down service
56:47 <^bozoJim> the west track was booked out of service due to repairs and noted in a notice
56:57 <^bozoJim> a controlelr put them on that track
57:01 <SkyFire> one thing I have been wondering about - can you see the difference between light and dark, (or is it all dark) ?
57:11 <SkyFire> ooooooops
57:18 <^bozoJim> he called Junee control from Seymour triple checked it was right and controller said yes
57:41 <^bozoJim> on a good day I can tell night and dark
57:46 <SkyFire> ok :)
57:50 <^bozoJim> most of the tiem I can tell on my face
58:01 <^bozoJim> even if a light is on on my face
58:04 <SkyFire> ok
58:18 <^bozoJim> and Charlie knowing it was out of service took it easy
58:25 <SkyFire> good
58:34 <^bozoJim> knew where theyw ere working as stated in teh memo
58:40 <^bozoJim> and slowed right down
58:46 <^bozoJim> let go on the horn
58:55 <SkyFire> no fun coming round a crew and finding a work crew in front of you
58:57 <^bozoJim> and to add to the effect stopped hard at the end
59:03 <SkyFire> :)
59:11 <^bozoJim> no one was in danger
59:12 <SkyFire> round a bend ^
59:14 <SkyFire> yay
59:17 <^bozoJim> and charlie got on teh radio
59:24 <^bozoJim> and screamed at the controller
59:28 <SkyFire> hehehe
59:40 <e|f> we got a charlie over here
59:46 <^bozoJim> the nedia said the train had to do a fast sudden stop
59:49 <SkyFire> would have loved to be a fly on the wall at the controller's place
00:02 <^bozoJim> sudden stop from 10kph
00:11 <SkyFire> LoL typical media
00:32 <SkyFire> not all that fast from 10 kph
00:36 <^bozoJim> no
00:42 <SkyFire> wonder where statsop went
00:47 <^bozoJim> Charlie did all he should have done
00:58 <^bozoJim> perhaps should have stopped more gentle
01:13 <^bozoJim> but the conductor let us know what was going to happen
01:13 <SkyFire> could claim it was a brake test
01:20 <^bozoJim> so we were expecting it
01:27 <SkyFire> :)
02:06 <^bozoJim> XPT was good at that doing 140kph and the system trips over a mud hole
02:10 <^bozoJim> into emerg
02:17 <SkyFire> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeps
02:29 <^bozoJim> and its brakes relly kick in hard
02:41 <^bozoJim> we had a few go sprawling
02:56 <^bozoJim> you should always hang on if walking when a train is at that speed
03:11 <^bozoJim> or know how to brace for balance
03:39 <^bozoJim> 140kph to zero in 500m
03:57 <^bozoJim> in a 5 car XPT
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