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00:06 <HellFury> you don't know where the ladyboy limpy has been anyway
00:30 <beehhh> yeah ladyboys are easy to pick
03:35 <beehhh> https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-22/bushfire-ravaged-soil-takes-up-to-80-years-to-recover/10736626
04:06 <beehhh> why dont you get a 3d printed cock instead, im printing a vagina with a ladyboy ass
04:19 <Bonny> what's with the obssession with australia?
04:29 <katatonic_kate00> he is a freaking weirdo
04:35 <Bonny> yup
05:22 <beehhh> im not obsessed its a waring coming for you by the nature
05:30 <Bonny> not really
05:45 <Bonny> each night you come on you carry on about australia like an obssession
05:55 <beehhh> trees will suck your dams dry sooner
06:03 <Bonny> no they won't
06:19 <beehhh> while gren sporuts are amending to recover
06:27 <Bonny> stick with the uk and leave australia alone
07:05 <beehhh> 'Becoming a desert': Why Australia needs more dams built Chronicle-21 Jan 2019 'Becoming a desert': Why Australia needs more dams built ... Underground water is drying up as well. ... of years, accelerated by tree clearing laws and poor environmental practices, and the same has happened globally.
07:15 <beehhh> australia didnt leave me alone so no i wouldnt
07:16 <Bonny> we're fine and happy with how australia is
07:29 <Bonny> you don't live you so who cares what you think about australia
07:47 <beehhh> as a global citizen i do have the rights
07:58 <beehhh> you guys sell coal to the devil
08:06 <Bonny> what is it to you?
08:13 <beehhh> everything
08:15 <Bonny> you live in the uk.
08:23 <Bonny> yeah cos you got deported you think you know better than us
08:27 <beehhh> no i dont live in uk
08:32 <beehhh> im here for my studies
08:39 <Bonny> well you don't live in australia either
08:53 <beehhh> yes im better than you people
09:00 Nick: breaker1 is now known as breaker
09:01 <beehhh> you guys are full of shit
09:17 <beehhh> stinky pile of shit
09:25 <Bonny> well if australia is that bad for you then why connect to an australian network?
09:26 <beehhh> liar and betrayer
09:38 <beehhh> none ya business son
09:43 <Bonny> it is my business
09:59 <beehhh> your house price will go below our slum price
10:06 <Bonny> who cares
10:12 <beehhh> sha la la
10:19 Nick: breaker is now known as breaker1
10:46 <Bonny> I'm not in the market to buy a new home so why would I care what the price of housing will be?
11:24 <beehhh> you cant afford to do anything since everything's cost over the roof there
11:29 <Bonny> lol
11:40 <Bonny> I think I'm surviving just fine
11:50 <beehhh> https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/full-of-life-aiia-maasarwe-remembered-by-family-and-friends-after-tragic-death-20190117-p50s1a.html
11:55 <beehhh> killer
12:04 <beehhh> arsonist
12:13 <beehhh> necrophillier
12:18 <Bonny> as I asked b4.. why do you care so much about australia when you don't belong or live here?
12:39 <beehhh> none of ya business son
12:50 <Bonny> it is my business and I'm not your son
12:58 <HellFury> lol
13:02 <beehhh> you are my son and must respect your daddy
13:05 <HellFury> since when are you male
13:11 <Bonny> I'm female the last time I checkedd
13:17 <beehhh> since i farted on ya face
13:33 <beehhh> you girls are necrophillia
13:48 <Bonny> yeah a good hard stiffy does it for me each time
14:01 <beehhh> get a horse stiff
14:06 * HellFury eats popcorn and watches
14:08 <Bonny> I rather fuck a dead body than a trannie
14:18 <beehhh> trannies are better than women
14:20 * HellFury snorts out her water
14:21 <Bonny> lol
14:27 <Bonny> yeah only cos you can't get a real woman
14:36 <beehhh> god will burn you all
14:40 <Bonny> lol
14:41 <Bonny> I am god
14:49 <HellFury> !beehhh, and the limpettes
14:50 <beehhh> no you are a pieace of shit
15:01 <Bonny> do you want to stay on this server?
15:07 <Bonny> or would you like to escort you off?
15:19 <beehhh> whatever floats ya boat bitches
15:20 <Bonny> me*
15:24 <beehhh> doesnt bother me
15:26 * HellFury eats popcorn and watches
15:31 <Bonny> yes it does. cos you ban evade
15:44 <beehhh> huh! who the fuck are you to judge me son
15:59 <Bonny> I'm an oper of this network and my job is to protect it
16:10 <beehhh> go back to nz bitch where you belong
16:23 <beehhh> help the tassie
16:26 <Bonny> I've never been to new zealand b4
16:49 <beehhh> stop talking to me
16:51 <Bonny> there is no need to abuse.. I have not once abused you
16:56 <Bonny> no..
17:01 <beehhh> oh really!
17:24 <beehhh> you guys destroyed my life now the karma will hit back on ya
17:28 <Bonny> lol
17:40 <Bonny> you destroyed your life.. accept your destiny
17:48 <beehhh> a best dish served cold
17:52 <Bonny> lol
18:03 <Bonny> you are a fool
18:04 <beehhh> nercophillers
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18:55 <Bonny> :)
19:19 * HellFury waves hand at beehhh with popcorn all over her fingers
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23:41 <jigsaw> hi maggots xx
23:58 <jigsaw> kakey licious
27:22 <katatonic_kate00> rock rock
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28:05 <jigsaw> Sutekh the destroyer
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11:08 <beehhh> bonny who are you guys blaming for your fires now?
12:06 <Bonny> arsonist
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33:25 <beehhh> lucky i have not lived there for the last 12 years
33:27 <beehhh> son
33:51 <beehhh> somewhere in your heart you are blaming me yet
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38:35 <Crumpet> this retard still going
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15:58 <President_Trump> .seen Jules
15:58 <StupidOP> Jules ([email protected]) was last seen changing nickname to Kezzie, 2wks 2days 10hrs 26mins 1secs ago.
16:12 * President_Trump puts chips in the oven
17:44 <Crumpet> !seen breaker
17:46 <StatsOP> Crumpet, breaker is right here!
17:55 * Crumpet wanks on breakers head
36:56 <President_Trump>  K F C 
37:35 <President_Trump>  P R A W N S 
38:08 <Crumpet> heya HellFury
38:14 <Crumpet> when you going to sleep?
40:38 <HellFury> when i feel like it
40:41 <HellFury> is there a problem?
41:47 <Crumpet> no problem at all
41:56 <Crumpet> just wondering when you are going to bed
42:53 <HellFury> i'll go to bed when i am ready
43:01 <HellFury> and clearly being here still i am not
43:20 <President_Trump> when you are ready? or when your meds kick in?
43:23 <Crumpet> but you are not active?
43:30 <Crumpet> you havnt said anything in afew hours
43:47 <Crumpet> when you are ready? or when your meds kick in?
44:50 <HellFury> do i need to sit and talk to people on irc
45:00 <HellFury> or can i do other stuff as well thats not irc related
45:16 <Crumpet> but you are on irc
45:24 <Crumpet> if you are not on why do you come on for?
45:38 <Crumpet> you are active but saying nothing lol, so you reading logs or lurking on people?
46:41 <HellFury> ffs i was skyping cousins in UK
46:43 <HellFury> are you happy
47:02 <HellFury> why are you questioning me when half the cunts in this chan sit inactive almost 24/7
47:39 <Crumpet> they shouldnt be here
47:48 <Crumpet> they just log and lurk and idle
47:49 <HellFury> and 2 i don't need to sit and explain myself to you or others
47:51 <Crumpet> pintless
47:55 <Crumpet> yes you do
47:57 <HellFury> so theres the door
48:02 <HellFury> out you go then
48:04 <Crumpet> you dont have any cousins in the UK stop making up lies
48:18 <HellFury> my father has brother and sister
48:19 <HellFury> keep trying
48:21 <Crumpet> you are from PNG no fuzzy wuzzys live in UK ok lol
48:34 <Crumpet> your father is white (tigger) so yes thats possible
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48:44 <HellFury> fucken shut the fuck up
49:03 <HellFury> you know fuck all about my family
49:06 <HellFury> so run along
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09:57 <President_Trump> what a rude guy, talking to my gf like that
14:56 <President_Trump>  P R A W N S 
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18:17 <beehhh> https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2647937
23:33 <beehhh> https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/jan/23/water-crisis-western-nsw-mayors-travel-to-sydney-to-demand-help
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48:47 <e|f> lol
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00:53 <jigsaw> Hi all and sundry
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30:00 <HellFury> away [r: Quick Away]
31:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
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25:00 <IamNotHim> Red?
25:00 <IamNotHim> *cocks head to the side*
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57:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [1h26m35s]
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03:58 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
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24:18 <SkyFire> uintil such time he provides proof of job hunting
24:22 <SkyFire> until
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26:00 <SkyFire> https://www.math.utah.edu/~pa/math/pi.html - woah pi to 10,000 places
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14:00 <SkyFire> it should be able to talk in here
14:00 <IamNotHim> I can
14:00 <SkyFire> Melb is +m
15:00 <IamNotHim> i spoke with Kelevra in Brisbane earlier, we had a nice chat... took the convo out of Melbourne. But alas, they didnt succumb to my demands of being voiced and then i had to leave to see a guy about some weed
15:00 <IamNotHim> Hi
16:00 <SkyFire> hehehe
16:00 <IamNotHim> Im just a person SkyFire .. not Him by any means. 
16:00 <SkyFire> oh
16:00 <IamNotHim> SkyFire, : funnilly enough im burning it too. 
17:00 <SkyFire> but not the way I was planning too - enmasse in a bonfire - LoL
17:00 <IamNotHim> i dont care much for being shot by the way. I havent yet been shot, but i dont imagine its a good experience
17:00 <SkyFire> nah - it can be a bit terminal
17:00 <IamNotHim> maybe. I was just doing it on small scales
18:00 <IamNotHim> ala umm... rolled. then fired. and inhaled.
18:00 <SkyFire> really depends on where you get hit
18:00 <SkyFire> ok
18:00 <IamNotHim> yeah im a little protective of the whole body when being shot. i mean i could opt out and say foot
19:00 <IamNotHim> but then i have a dog and walk him daily. and drive. so .. would that affect it?
19:00 <SkyFire> would it help if I said it was a blank
19:00 <SkyFire> plus I am a lousy aim anyway
19:00 <IamNotHim> in the leg? leg muscle... i may need that again to walk or stand up. torso has lots of important organs. arms i like cause it lets me reach for things and play around with stuff. 
20:00 <SkyFire> well since it was a blank round, you're ok
20:00 <IamNotHim> SkyFire,  haha lousy aims are the worst. and i believe blanks, up close, can burn or do even more damage
20:00 <SkyFire> yes
20:00 <SkyFire> I have heard of people being killed too
20:00 <SkyFire> still can't work that it out though
21:00 <SkyFire> bit
22:00 <IamNotHim> i googled it
23:00 <IamNotHim> there is some sweet damage they can do.
26:00 <SkyFire> ok
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50:00 <IamNotHim> CUNT
50:00 <Sutekh> lah
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51:00 <SkyFire> hi Sutekh
51:00 <IamNotHim> just testing to see if there was a bot. no active ops
51:00 <Sutekh> hii
51:00 <Sutekh> haha IamNotHim
51:00 <IamNotHim> *returns to private conversation with someone about this*
51:00 <SkyFire> damn storm - had a massive crash of thunder and the modem dropped out
51:00 <Sutekh> checking up on us huh
54:00 <IamNotHim> yes, i went to the shops (not for bread or milk, i went to get some *mind blank* brb
55:00 <IamNotHim> ristoriante (sp) frozen pizzas and it just out of nowhere started HAMMERING down
55:00 <IamNotHim> PS iga have them on sale.. 7$ each.
56:00 <IamNotHim> HellFury : please masturbate in there, not here.
56:00 <IamNotHim> Im trying to talk about a frozen pizza ill be heating up soon
56:00 <HellFury> i wasn't planning on masturbating
56:00 <IamNotHim> thanks.
56:00 <IamNotHim> oh
56:00 <HellFury> but carry on being a fucken assuming knob
56:00 <HellFury> i just did the mowing outside
56:00 <IamNotHim> then why shower?
56:00 <HellFury> imma go sort this wasp sting out
56:00 <HellFury> brb
56:00 <lx> 1 That was a quick visit1 HellFury...
56:00 <HellFury> coz i just did mowing
56:00 <HellFury> im covered in grass and dust
56:00 <HellFury> and sweat
57:00 <HellFury> use your head
57:00 <IamNotHim> my head is on my body, in my apartment
57:00 <IamNotHim> i didnt know people still mowed lawns
58:00 <IamNotHim> i assumed with technology the grass just fell off a certain level. *shrug*
58:00 <HellFury> they do if they want to pass house inspection in 2 days
58:00 <HellFury> and have a yard to mow
58:00 <IamNotHim> You should get some of the grass im imagining
59:00 <IamNotHim> it falls off after 27mm.. perfecto length to not be annoying, but to cushion kids when they fall
00:00 <HellFury> shut up honestly
01:00 <IamNotHim> yeah honestly, shuttup
01:00 <IamNotHim> psst, whos honesty? i had to type it. didnt come up when i hit tab after pressing H
02:00 <IamNotHim> (im on your side here Honesty)
02:00 <IamNotHim> err HellFury 
02:00 <IamNotHim> :D
02:00 <IamNotHim> sorry, tab.
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17:00 <MrMW> its wednesday!!!party time!!!!
18:00 <IamNotHim> isnt it a school night?
18:00 <MrMW> yeah
18:00 <IamNotHim> well, then i cant party.
19:00 <IamNotHim> whats youre IG account? i'd like to see how you partied tomorrow, perhaps before school. 
19:00 <SkyFire> Dinner time - Keep clear or be eaten
19:00 <IamNotHim> Yum, now thats a party! *joins SkyFire*
19:00 <IamNotHim> wait, i havent organised dinner yet.
19:00 <IamNotHim> but im happy to tag along
21:00 <IamNotHim> MrMW,  you should get a food van. id party with you then.
22:00 <IamNotHim> i once drove 25kms to eat from a foodvan. i bypassed 3 maccas a KFC and 2 HJ's. but the foodvan was italian and had meatballs. fucking awesome.
23:00 <IamNotHim> and gelato. best drive ever
24:00 <IamNotHim> and ive driven to mickey D's
24:00 <IamNotHim> MrMW,  Please tell me more. it sounds rad.
28:00 <IamNotHim> yeah, youre right, you dont want to give up too much. otherwise where is the surprise?
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42:00 <Moonie> Eveniing people...
46:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
47:00 <MrMW> i always drive past kfc............kentucky fried cat....cant stand the crap
48:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
48:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. IamNotHim(514) 2. SkyFire(139) 3. HellFury(100) 4. MrMW(14) 5. Sutekh(9) 6. Moonie(2)
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50:00 <IamNotHim> me too .. i always drive to kfc
50:00 <IamNotHim> i love the works zinger.
50:00 <IamNotHim> its only 200m away but im so fat.
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51:05 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cosmic^Girl
52:23 <Cosmic^Girl> Hellllo everyone :D
52:37 * HellFury looks in tucking awa her flaps
52:39 <HellFury> away
52:55 <Cosmic^Girl> You and your flaps
53:05 <HellFury> yeah its flapperistic
55:06 <HellFury> this heat sucks ass
55:22 <Cosmic^Girl> Where are you HellFury?
55:35 <HellFury> Brisbane
55:39 <HellFury> got up to like 33
55:42 <HellFury> but humid as
55:57 <Cosmic^Girl> Uhhh it was 36 in Melbs today...and 43 tomorrow. Fresh hell!!
56:05 <Cosmic^Girl> Humidity is a bitch
56:49 <HellFury> yeah
57:06 <HellFury> i got stung by a wasp yesterday
57:27 <HellFury> and it just stung from the sweat on that area
57:41 <Cosmic^Girl> Ouch!
58:00 <HellFury> yeah not happy lol
58:26 <SkyFire> youchies HellFury
58:37 <SkyFire> hope you get over it soon
59:17 <HellFury> should do in a few days lucky im not allergic to them
59:30 <SkyFire> :)
00:16 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm allergic to beeds
00:18 <Cosmic^Girl> bees
00:22 <Cosmic^Girl> But I love them
01:00 <HellFury> i try to avoid them
01:12 <HellFury> but wasp nests they seem to crop up where theres a hidden spot
02:31 <Cosmic^Girl> Do you know what pops up in hidden spots in my house?
02:32 <Cosmic^Girl> SNAKES
03:35 <SkyFire> aww
03:54 * SkyFire sends a snake catcher to live with Cosmic^Girl
04:36 <HellFury> wow
04:44 <HellFury> yeah no snakes would have me bailing
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04:54 <Moonie> Evening people..
04:55 * HellFury spits out orange cat fur
04:56 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha...not if it's the snake catcher that came here on Tuesday!
04:59 <HellFury> damn cat
05:03 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Moonie :D
05:29 <Moonie> How are we all?
05:35 <SkyFire> alive, I think
05:37 <HellFury> good you
05:42 * Cosmic^Girl is melting
05:47 <Cosmic^Girl> How's you?
05:47 <Moonie> *checks pulse* Yep, me too.
06:06 <Moonie> I'm ok..
06:28 * SkyFire turns on the aircon for Cosmic^Girl
06:30 <beagle> warm blood
06:39 <beagle> i just stood in front of my aircon
06:49 <beagle> it bellows out 10c cooler than the outside
06:54 <Cosmic^Girl> I only have aircon in my bedroom. I guess that's the only place I reallllly need it
06:57 <SkyFire> puts her in an empty pool to catch what melts off her
07:08 <Moonie> How hot is it down there?
07:22 <Cosmic^Girl> Mm 36 today. 45 tomorrow
07:39 <Moonie> Shit.. S'posed to be about 39 here tomorrow.
07:47 <SkyFire> 39 here too
07:57 <SkyFire> 44 for Melbs tommorrow
08:07 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't think it's dropping below 29 tonight
08:52 <SkyFire> 29 tonight Cosmic^Girl
08:59 <Cosmic^Girl> Bleh
09:16 * SkyFire drops the temps where Cosmic^Girl is, to -20 - need to get her solid again
10:10 <Cosmic^Girl> I might just stay melted
10:44 <SkyFire> oh
10:57 * Moonie pours Cosmic^Girl into his glass.
11:13 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm pretty refreshing
12:18 * SkyFire pours some of Cosmic^Girl in to his own glass
13:11 <e|f> woop
13:28 <Cosmic^Girl> Haaai e|f :D
13:37 <e|f> hi lovely :)
13:48 <Cosmic^Girl> How's you?
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15:07 <e|f> can't complain
15:13 <e|f> i went swimming this morn
15:43 <Cosmic^Girl> Lovelllly
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20:48 <partay> e|f so did i
21:03 <partay> im in shred mode
21:12 * partay flexes
22:53 <beagle> elf did you remember to fart to make bubbles
24:36 <e|f> well
24:43 <e|f> it's irc so i can pretend
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25:00 <e|f> basically i look like arnold swarzenegger in his prime right about now
25:05 <jigsaw> swealtering
25:09 <e|f> after one session of swimming
25:16 <e|f> believe it or not!
25:19 <jigsaw> 36 indoors, with aircon
26:53 <jigsaw> e|f, youre drunk
27:16 <e|f> wut wut wut wut
27:36 <Cosmic^Girl> How's your smoking going e|f?
27:46 <e|f> still smoking a bit
27:47 <jigsaw> hi cosi G
27:55 <e|f> but not nearly as much
28:02 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey jigsaw :D
28:07 <Cosmic^Girl> Good job!
28:51 <e|f> thanks, Teacher
28:57 * e|f leaves an apple of CG's desk
29:00 * Cosmic^Girl gives e|f a gold star
29:22 * jigsaw calls the cops on Cosmic^Girl, pedo!
29:36 <jigsaw> with a student no less
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29:50 <e|f> don't talk about pedos please
30:03 <jigsaw> k
30:05 <e|f> <3
30:13 <Cosmic^Girl> Yes, because giving a gold star to someone is...bad
30:14 <jigsaw> ice cream!
30:27 <jigsaw> you were bribed with an apple
30:38 <HellFury> wtf
31:05 <Cosmic^Girl> I have no idea what you're talking about jigsaw
31:15 <jigsaw> me either
31:26 <jigsaw> sydney has that effect on people
31:29 * Glenn looks blank.
31:38 <Cosmic^Girl> Apparently so
31:42 * Cosmic^Girl looks at Glenn
32:02 * SkyFire kidnaps Cosmic^Girl and heads for the artic ocean
32:27 <SkyFire> arctic
33:46 <jigsaw> try antarctic, its closer
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38:52 <e|f> fluq
39:00 <e|f> i really should eat something
39:00 <MrMW> bozoJim im waiting in the bushes for u
42:46 * Cosmic^Girl eats icecream
43:18 <partay> i have a splice
43:19 <partay> Mmmm
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44:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
44:41 <Cosmic^Girl> I haaave Pana salted caramel
44:44 <Cosmic^Girl> Nom nom nom
44:51 <e|f> my brain's neurons are liek
45:06 <e|f> "this guy wants us to operate on no glucose, what da fleq?!"
47:50 <SkyFire> lol e|f
48:15 <partay> SkyFire loves his sugar
48:26 <partay> would explain his sweetness
54:25 <SkyFire> "Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age and dreams are forever" -- Walt Disney
55:47 <SkyFire> !ttop10
55:49 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Cosmic^Girl(164) 2. SkyFire(126) 3. HellFury(98) 4. e|f(90) 5. jigsaw(45) 6. Moonie(33) 7. beagle(27) 8. partay(24) 9. Glenn(3)
56:02 * SkyFire ties up Cosmic^Girl - LoL
56:12 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooh the first time I've ever been on top!
56:16 <Cosmic^Girl> Well, not really
56:16 <SkyFire> yes
56:23 <Cosmic^Girl> But in IRC land
56:28 <e|f> heh
56:35 * SkyFire turns Cosmic^Girl in to an ice block
56:47 <Cosmic^Girl> I would like to be an ice block
57:49 * SkyFire then puts Cosmic^Girl on display in an extremely cold place, so she stays solid
58:01 <e|f> CG on top
58:03 <e|f> hmmmm
58:03 <lx> ...ah huh...
58:08 * Cosmic^Girl is on TOP
58:09 * e|f visualises that
58:20 * SkyFire forgets to mentionb that Cosmic^Girl is naked as well - LoL
58:32 <Cosmic^Girl> :o
58:35 <partay> SkyFire you are on fire with the creepy today
58:49 <partay> dont be like trumpy
59:17 <e|f> :o
59:27 <partay> ./dcc Cosmic^Girl patay_nudes.jpg
59:52 * Cosmic^Girl raises an eyebrow
00:11 <partay> yay for long weekend
00:27 * partay tips his akubra
01:18 <e|f> god bless the hard working public servants of australia
02:12 <SkyFire> LoL e|f - all except for the ones in that house on the hill
03:03 <e|f> hummies
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03:34 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey ^bozoJim :D
03:39 <partay> e|f we keep the country running
03:50 <Cosmic^Girl> Where's Sutekh!
03:52 <^bozoJim> hello Cosmic^Girl
04:08 <Cosmic^Girl> Sutekh!! Change the topic now now now :D
04:16 * Cosmic^Girl is on top
04:32 <e|f> i might go get some icey cream to eat too
04:34 <e|f> brb
04:34 <lx>  cya e|f...
04:36 <^bozoJim> you like riding lol
05:57 <Exo> good evening bone thugs
06:02 * Exo pulls up a chair and takes a seat
06:06 <^bozoJim> well well well well
06:10 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Exo :D
06:15 <^bozoJim> look what the heat drove in
06:25 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey...you two arrived at the same time. Were you dating?
06:35 <^bozoJim> no I was home here
06:36 <Exo> good evening Cosmik <3
06:42 <^bozoJim> and who would ever want to date that
06:46 <Exo> jim must be stalking me again
06:53 <Exo> looooooooooooooooool @ ^bozoJim
07:03 <^bozoJim> looo @ Exo
07:05 <Exo> how are we all holding up in this heat
07:11 <Cosmic^Girl> I'd ride that. I mean, date that
07:14 <^bozoJim> I am ok thanks
07:39 * Exo slides over and sits with Cosmic^Girl
07:58 <^bozoJim> pheww Exo you could have had a shower first
08:07 <Exo> my main man tsitsipas is not holding up too well
08:12 * ^bozoJim look at all those flowers die as your fumes get to them
08:19 <Exo> shower? screw that
08:23 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmm noooo. He's not going great
08:24 <Exo> i like it nice and sweaty
08:37 <^bozoJim> I can smell you from here
08:47 * Cosmic^Girl sniffs Exo
08:57 <Exo> looks like it's gonna be a nadal vs joker final
09:09 * Exo grabs the garden hose and sprays the ground to soften it up in anticipation for ^bozoJim's dirt nap
09:14 <^bozoJim> I know Melbourne has water restrictions but I am sure you would not get busted for having a shower once a nonth e|f
09:17 * Exo jumps into the car and drives down to Bunnings to buy a pack of daisy seeds for SkyFire seeing as they will be pushing daisies soon
09:18 <Cosmic^Girl> I cannot staaaaaaannnnnnnnnddddddd joker
09:31 <Exo> waaaaaaaa nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
09:40 <Exo> why you insulting e|f for jim??
09:42 <Exo> totally uncalled for
09:52 <^bozoJim> oops Exo
10:02 <^bozoJim> that was a mistav
10:06 <^bozoJim> smistab
10:07 <Exo> that's just rat bruh
10:08 <^bozoJim> sorry e|f
10:35 <Exo> the guy is not even at his pc and gets insulted :(
10:46 <^bozoJim> trust you to pick iy up knowing it was meant for you
10:58 * SkyFire rams Exo off the road with a b-double
11:16 * Exo has come to put ^bozoJim and SkyFire in their places
11:36 <Exo> might need to pull a sickie tomorrow and go to the beach
11:50 * SkyFire tailgates Exo
11:54 <Exo> make it a longer long weekend
12:02 * ^bozoJim gets Exo locks him in ye old pole driver and starts it up and watches it pole drive Exo into the granite
12:11 <SkyFire> then rams him off the road again and over a cliff
12:22 <Exo> where is bizzaro SkyFire tonight? aka jigsaw
12:29 <Exo> lAugHiNG OUt lOuDs
12:33 <Cosmic^Girl> He was here earlier
12:36 <SkyFire> watches Exo's car vanish in a fireball
12:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo
12:43 <^bozoJim> so that means instead of going to work and sleeping on the job you just will not show?
12:51 <Exo> his bro is still online here though
12:57 <Exo> hey ross the toSssS
13:26 <Exo> now your putting 2 and 2 together jimmoi
13:44 * SkyFire rips Exo apart
13:46 <e|f> :o
14:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [1h28m27s]
14:10 <Exo> evening e|fy
14:17 * Exo takes e|f off the she|f
14:21 <e|f> sup
14:32 * SkyFire puts e|f back on the she|f
14:39 <SkyFire> along with Exo and Jim
14:49 <Exo> can't rip me apart SkyFire, i'm like a T-1000 terminator
14:56 * Exo Blocks SkyFire's Shitty, Futile And Hopeless Attack...
15:00 <SkyFire> makes sure the drop from the shelf is several 1000 feet
15:00 <SkyFire> wb
15:00 <HellFury> ty
15:13 <Cosmic^Girl> So much testosterone tonight
15:25 * Moonie flexes
15:28 <^bozoJim> I blame Exo it is all his fault picking on me
15:31 <Exo> clearly Cosmik
15:34 <Exo> when i'm around
15:52 * Cosmic^Girl squeezes Moonie's flex
15:54 <Exo> your alright ^bozoJim, i don't care what they say about you mate
16:14 <e|f> well
16:15 <Exo> i named my dumbbells after ^bozoJim and SkyFire
16:24 <^bozoJim> is sitting here minding his own business and next thing I know I am having a dirt nap bed preppared for me
16:34 <e|f> when there's a beautiful woman around (CG) all the men drop into a new dimension
16:35 * Cosmic^Girl raises her eyebrow
16:42 <e|f> it becomes a whole new ball game
16:49 <Cosmic^Girl> You.....named....your dumbells?
16:53 <e|f> who's got the bigger penis, the faster car...
17:24 <Cosmic^Girl> Who does have the biggest penis? Just out fo curiosity?
17:25 <Cosmic^Girl> *of
17:29 <Moonie> hahaha
17:33 <e|f> :D
17:47 <Exo> well jimmy, a dirt nap might not be such a bad idea in this weather
17:49 <^bozoJim> I hear after losing your licence now Exo you are having to use a tricycle with training wheels on training wheels
17:49 <Cosmic^Girl> Asking for a friend...and all that
18:00 <Exo> i might even water the dirt and turn it into mud since mud is good for your skin
18:02 <Exo> free skin treatment
18:13 <Moonie> Does your friend need photographic proof, CG?
18:27 <Cosmic^Girl> No, my mum taught me about internet safety
18:30 <Cosmic^Girl> I mean...HER mum
18:35 <Exo> lmao
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18:47 <Moonie> Oh good, because I'm not sure where my macro lens is.
19:04 <Exo> i don't know who has the biggest penis but b1rd certainly has the smallest
19:10 <Cosmic^Girl> Hush now
19:14 <Cosmic^Girl> Don't ruin it
19:15 <e|f> lol
19:20 <Exo> followed closely by [[[[[pong]]]]]
19:25 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
19:30 <Moonie> Fuck, we *were* having fun, Exo.
19:38 <Cosmic^Girl> Annnd clearly Skyfire
19:45 <Exo> LOL
20:17 <Exo> you mean ivan milat
20:19 <Cosmic^Girl> He didn't like our penis chat
20:42 <^bozoJim> he is a baby after all
20:46 <Exo> the correct term for irc would be epeen
21:11 <^bozoJim> I am suprised you are still with us after meet ing Exo for a pash Cosmic^Girl
21:20 <Exo> jim, SkyFire and jigsaw
21:24 <Exo> three peas in a pod
21:24 <^bozoJim> the last ones to have never been seen again'
21:34 <Cosmic^Girl> Exo is an excellent pasher
21:43 * e|f bought some of those penis enlarging pills off the internet... they don't work but god my breath smells fresh...
21:45 <Exo> ^ this i can confirm
21:55 <Exo> lolololol
22:16 <^bozoJim> yes we all know the so called nicest man on austnet is also the only austnet dungeon master
22:19 <Moonie> That elf has fresh breath?
22:23 <Moonie> Do tell, Exo
22:31 <Cosmic^Girl> Some of us like dungeons
22:51 <Exo> i wouldn't know much about those pills
23:00 <Exo> i have a solid 5 incher
23:18 <Moonie> But you can confirm he has fresh breath. :D
23:27 <Moonie> * @e|f bought some of those penis enlarging pills off the internet... they don't work but god my breath smells fresh...
23:27 <Moonie> <%Exo> ^ this i can confirm
23:38 <Moonie> Ya slut.
23:45 <^bozoJim> hi Moonie
23:48 <Moonie> Jim. :)
24:04 <Exo> i was confirming this <@Cosmic^Girl> Exo is an excellent pasher
24:05 <Exo> >:D
24:09 <^bozoJim> you see, when Exo is not arrested which is not often now he has to try to get some enjoymant in his life
24:12 <Moonie> Bullshit :D haha
24:20 <^bozoJim> as usually the next night he is locked up
24:42 <Exo> i don't mind getting hand cuffed every now and then jimmy
25:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
25:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. IamNotHim(552) 2. SkyFire(155) 3. HellFury(105) 4. MrMW(22) 5. Sutekh(9) 6. Moonie(2)
25:20 <^bozoJim> we know and how Vic Pol have their own Exo divisional van dedicated to you as you are their most common passenger
25:49 <Moonie> I might head off, try and get an early night for a change.
25:57 <Cosmic^Girl> Sleep tight Moonie!
26:09 <Exo> sif early nights on thursday
26:12 <^bozoJim> >Exo> Scrooge you have to know this one, my divvie van is registered Exo 007
26:14 <Moonie> G'night people..
26:23 <^bozoJim> night Moonie
26:24 <Exo> it
26:29 <Exo> it's practically the weekend
26:35 <Cosmic^Girl> A loooong weekend
26:37 * Exo tucks Moonie into bed
26:46 <Exo> LOL
26:50 <Exo> Exo 007 i like that
27:07 <^bozoJim> I gatehred as it is your own personalised divvie van
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27:15 <Cosmic^Girl> Poor Tsitsipas. He's getting destroyed
27:17 <Exo> all set to get back to work Cosmic^Girl?
27:17 <partay> maybe i should have a mental health day tomorrow
27:18 <Cosmic^Girl> But I do love Rafa
27:24 <partay> Cosmic^Girl yah he is
27:29 * Cosmic^Girl puts her hand over Exo's mouth
27:34 <partay> i like the greek boy
27:35 <Cosmic^Girl> We do not speak of this
27:49 <Exo> i was rootin for Tsitsipas
27:50 <partay> rafa should let him win
27:57 <^bozoJim> wow Cosmic^Girl you riding him that well?
28:01 <Exo> who knows
28:06 <Exo> rafa might pull a serena williams
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28:16 <partay> speaking of creepy
28:19 <Exo> oh great, jims mate President_Trump has arrived
28:23 <Cosmic^Girl> Rafa is too much a professional
28:35 <President_Trump> hey wont say hi to me, im not female
28:50 <Exo> rafas biceps is almost as big as mine
28:58 <Cosmic^Girl> His left is bigger
29:15 <Exo> haha indeed
29:22 <^bozoJim> oh look a retard and low life sub ectoplasm has just entered the room with his triple negative IQ
29:25 <partay> rafas has boney girly arms
29:33 <e|f> sex is a great marketing tool
29:44 <e|f> piques nearly everyone's interest almost instantly
29:48 <Exo> sex sells
29:52 <e|f> yup
30:00 <SkyFire> neverending
30:07 <Cosmic^Girl> Dominated
30:23 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
30:26 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(444) 2. ^bozojim(362) 3. Cosmic^Girl(358) 4. SkyFire(239) 5. e|f(188) 6. Moonie(128) 7. HellFury(98) 8. partay(89) 9. jigsaw(45) 10. beagle(27)
30:42 <^bozoJim> this is not good at all I am getting dominated by a has been
30:43 <Exo> i hope naomi osaka wins
30:47 * Cosmic^Girl pouts
30:51 <Cosmic^Girl> I was on top all night!
31:00 <Exo> well well well, ^bozoJim getting dominated yet again
31:00 <HellFury> yum
31:00 <HellFury> is it a picnic :p
31:00 <SkyFire> :)
31:00 <HellFury> struggling to eat dinner :|
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31:08 <Cosmic^Girl> I loooove Osaka
31:10 * ^bozoJim needs to get his foot on the gas a bit to fix it before I get ye old crow bar again for being behind it
31:10 <Exo> hurry and overtake me slimbo jimbo
31:13 <Cosmic^Girl> She has the best hair ever
31:15 <Exo> i want to get closer to Cosmic^Girl
31:25 <Exo> haha yeah
31:32 <President_Trump> who's in the other semi final?
31:36 * ^bozoJim gets to and starts talking a bit in an effort to try and over take Exo for his own well being
31:38 <Exo> i wanted her vs serena in the finals
31:50 <beagle> serena was beat by a russian
31:55 <beagle> i think russian
31:58 <Cosmic^Girl> Ahh the girl who was stabbed
32:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I like her too
32:05 * ^bozoJim gets out teh ACME Exo whacker and applies numerous slugs to him to slow him up
32:10 <Exo> osaka vs kvitova
32:14 <Cosmic^Girl> But I like Osaka's hair better
32:32 <Exo> she has a great personality
32:32 <^bozoJim> It is ok ladies and gentleman do not worry it may seem like I am hurting Exo but in actual fact he really enjoys it
32:40 <e|f> monica selez was stabbed in the 90s while playing steffie graf
32:53 <e|f> show my age knowing that 1
33:00 <SkyFire> yes
33:05 <Cosmic^Girl> Yup. I remember. She didn't play for 2 years after
33:12 * ^bozoJim goes over to the second angels corner and clean it and offers Cosmic^Girl a seat with him as a channel angel
33:17 <e|f> yea ... :(
33:27 <^bozoJim> It is ok Cosmic^Girl do not wqorry as I have rid it of any Exo effects
34:09 * ^bozoJim gets his knuckle dusters out and his kosh just in case I need to remove Exo from here
34:13 <President_Trump> rafa must be cold, put his jacket on
34:32 <Exo> make sure you clean all those used tissues in the angels corner this time jimmy ktnx
34:48 * ^bozoJim gives Exo a good solid back hander to put him in line for a few minutezs
34:50 * Cosmic^Girl vomits in her mouth a little
35:01 <Exo> djokovic had it easy last night
35:15 <Cosmic^Girl> Djokovic is annoying
35:17 Join: Cath^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
35:18 <^bozoJim> yes I have given it is your corner and I think that is all the explaining anypone ever needs
35:21 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
35:25 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey lover :D
35:28 <Exo> haha how so?
35:28 <^bozoJim> good evenign Cath^
35:35 <Exo> evening Cath^ ! :D
35:46 <Cath^> evening y'all
35:50 <President_Trump> welcome Cath^ p
35:53 <Cath^> hi wifey
35:58 <Cath^> hi Jim
35:58 <^bozoJim> and Cath^ I am not in the lead tonight I am behaving myself and I am letting Exo win so I am not accused of being the top channel motor mouth
36:00 <Sutekh> they look like a floating bog in a swimming pool
36:05 <Cath^> hi Exo
36:09 <Cath^> hi Trump
36:17 <Cath^> !ttop10
36:18 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(593) 2. Exo(520) 3. Cosmic^Girl(414) 4. SkyFire(239) 5. e|f(208) 6. Moonie(128) 7. HellFury(98) 8. partay(89) 9. jigsaw(45) 10. beagle(36)
36:24 <Cath^> lol
36:25 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooooh yeaaaah
36:37 <Exo> yay! i'm on top of Cosmic^Girl
36:41 * Cosmic^Girl gyrates under Exo
36:47 <Cosmic^Girl> I do prefer to be on top though
36:49 * Cosmic^Girl pouts
37:00 <HellFury> i'll just save for later i think
37:01 <^bozoJim> oops how did that ever happena s last time I checked I was almost one hundred words behinmd Exo
37:08 <Exo> it's all good, i''ll do all the work
37:21 <Cosmic^Girl> Well that's a bit boring
37:29 <^bozoJim> but Exo you did say after thirty seconds you are exhausted
37:30 <Exo> jim i know your trying to boost your stats but stop making so many typos son
37:36 <Exo> might have to call the grammar police
37:52 <Cath^> i have arrived
37:54 <^bozoJim> yes I know I heard you are the corrections officer
38:14 * Cosmic^Girl blows her whistle
38:19 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm the grammar police!
38:25 <Exo> well it's like 40 degrees so 30 seconds is quite reasonable
38:37 <beagle> grammar what happened to grandpa
38:51 <Exo> grammar police! please arrest jim and toss him into prison with pong
38:58 <^bozoJim> wow look at Exo drool at the grammar police officer
39:03 * Cosmic^Girl handcuffs ^bozoJim
39:19 <Cath^> that's not drool...
39:23 <^bozoJim> wow a woppo yes please
39:36 <Exo> haha
39:39 <Exo> jim should know
39:55 <Exo> didn't u tell me the other day you suffered from premature ejaculation jimmeh
40:18 <Cosmic^Girl> Unfortunate
40:21 <President_Trump> jimmeh suffers from erectile disfunction
40:24 <e|f> suffered - past tense - he fixed it with pineapple juice
40:35 <Cath^> dysfunction
40:38 <Cosmic^Girl> That's a different thing e|f :P
40:50 <Exo> another grammar officer!
40:55 <Cath^> hi e|fie
41:00 <Exo> hahahahaah pineapple juice
41:02 <e|f> hi Cath :)
41:16 <beagle> my cat is a boney bum
41:17 * Exo sips on his 2 litres of ribena juice
41:21 <e|f> pineapple juice reportedly can change the taste of human semen
41:33 <e|f> but i have yet to verify this anecdote for myself
41:34 <Cosmic^Girl> Yes, but it doesn't help with premature ejaculation :P
41:42 <Cath^> why do i look stoned e|f lol
41:43 <Cosmic^Girl> It doesn't work
41:46 <Exo> is it scientifically proven yet
42:03 <^bozoJim> little does President_Trump it is totally opposite
42:14 <e|f> not you Cath :D ... i made a little script to auto change my emote's eyes to red colour
42:21 <e|f> i wanted stoned emotes
42:23 <Cath^> lol
42:51 <Exo> how about this 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
43:01 <Cath^> what colour are your eyes?
43:15 <e|f> brown
43:17 * ^bozoJim knocks the dentures out of Exos mouth and out the other end
43:33 <^bozoJim> there you go e|f, fangs for the memories
43:38 <^bozoJim> Exo
43:43 <^bozoJim> now why does it do that
43:43 <e|f> well
43:44 <Cath^> kk..make em brown then
43:51 * Exo sends ^bozoJim and President_Trump on a one way trip to brokeback mountain
43:51 <^bozoJim> when I type Ex
44:00 <e|f> here is my little script for those who might want it - https://pastebin.com/RW9hE7NF - very simple thing
44:10 <e|f> fun with regexp
44:28 <Cath^> it's all g33k to me
44:42 <e|f> hey! i wasted my youth on computer programmer
44:47 <e|f> how dare you insult me
44:49 <e|f> hahaha
44:50 <President_Trump> ^bozoJim only has eyes for Exo now that SkyFat is out of the picture
45:13 <Cath^> it's not wasted ;)
45:25 <e|f> aww
45:27 <e|f> <3
45:29 <Exo> lol
45:32 * dave takes out an axe and starts swinging it at Sutekh
45:33 <Exo> is that u e|f
45:35 <Exo> https://imgur.com/a/3sDHOoi
45:41 Join: energizer ([email protected]) to #sydney
45:49 <Cosmic^Girl> It's energizer!
45:59 <partay> ok ladies reach for the towel... energizer is here
46:00 <energizer> heyyy! it's Cosmic^Girl!
46:00 <e|f> LOL
46:08 <e|f> Exo, nice 1
46:11 <e|f> i love it
46:11 <Cosmic^Girl> Why do we need a towel?
46:14 <energizer> oh you, partay :)
46:22 <Exo> reminded me of u the other day when i saw it haha
46:31 <partay> clean up the wet spot
46:32 <Exo> jim always has his eyes on me
46:33 <Cath^> hi energizer
46:35 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh
46:36 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNefNLOHVYk
47:00 * Cath^ gets the mop and bucket out
47:01 <^bozoJim> yes as I try to get ahead of Exo in his comments to me but it does not always work
47:02 <partay> energizer is a spunkrat
47:04 <Exo> !seen blackdevil
47:04 <StatsOP> BlackDevil ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 7 hours, 17 minutes ago stating "{}".
47:16 <Exo> blackdevil had one job dammit
47:33 <Cath^> !seen sixinchrambo
47:34 <StatsOP> SixInchRambo ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 194 days, 5 hours, 20 minutes ago stating "{}".
47:40 Join: Marttin ([email protected]) to #sydney
47:43 <Cath^> :/
47:46 <energizer> hey Cath^ how's your lovely wonderful self this evening?
47:50 <Cosmic^Girl> Six inch rambo
47:55 <Cosmic^Girl> Sounds hawt
48:01 <Cath^> lol
48:02 <ChanOP> SixInchRambo is now known as ^bozoJim
48:02 <^bozoJim> now look here Exo let me tell you this and this once only I do not want to get too hot but if I ha ve to rearrange your ideas I will
48:07 <HellFury> hahah
48:15 <energizer> lol @ ChanOP
48:18 <^bozoJim> hugs HellFury
48:25 <Cath^> i am well thanks energizer..yourself?
48:44 * Exo puts some ice cubes down ^bozoJims shorts
48:45 <energizer> doing great, just been wrenching away on a friend's car for the last few hours. fed him, too
48:51 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmm icecubes
48:51 * Cath^ looks at ^bozoJim
48:53 <energizer> i must be a nice guy
48:57 <Cosmic^Girl> What a grand idea
49:07 <^bozoJim> yes Cath^?
49:12 <energizer> now it is Scotch O'Clock
49:15 <Cath^> aren't you a good buddy
49:21 * Exo nominates Cosmic^Girl for the ice bucket challenge
49:26 * ^bozoJim trots out and get a large bucket of ice cubes for Cosmic^Girl
49:27 <partay> energizer just fotted front and rear strut bars to the racecar... about to come in hot to a few corners next weekend
49:45 <e|f> hmmmmmm
49:46 <lx> ...ah huh...
49:57 <energizer> v nice partay :) that'll stiffen things up, no doubt ;)
50:01 <energizer> you won't know yourself LOL
50:02 <Exo> can't believe it has been like 5 years since the ice bucket challenge went viral lol
50:08 <e|f> ladies here - what is the most frustrating thing about men?
50:10 <^bozoJim> I should throw you in a pool of ice Exo to try to cool your spirits
50:12 <President_Trump> energizer where is Skyfire?
50:21 <partay> yah.. it has coilovers now
50:25 <Cosmic^Girl> That's a very tough quetion...
50:27 * Exo pours ^bozoJim a triple scotch on the cocks
50:28 <energizer> trumpy! good question, perhaps his stair-lift has finally worn out?
50:29 <partay> and its a bwm so it handles well anyway
50:30 <Cath^> what type of racecar?
50:31 <Cosmic^Girl> *question
50:47 <Cosmic^Girl> Probably....communication
50:47 <energizer> partay, remote res shockies?
50:54 <Exo> is that question difficult when you take jigsaw and SkyFire into consideration?
50:54 <^bozoJim> but I just remembered the last time we tried that it was a blast freezer and you came out having made it scorching hot
50:57 <e|f> lol true
50:58 <energizer> or are they all in one?
51:03 <partay> Cath^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJSnrHI7lzs
51:29 <partay> MCA coilovers.. i think all in one
51:37 <Exo> no blackdevil to link the youtube links
51:38 <Cath^> most frustrating...leave clothes/undies/socks on floor
51:43 <Exo> getting scripting e|f !
51:52 * ^bozoJim gets the duct tape out and secured Exo securely
52:45 <^bozoJim> I am only doing this for your own good Exo and I am also doing it in the advantage of keeping the channel safe
52:59 <Cath^> oh my.. partay
53:11 <partay> yah fun stuff
53:14 <Cath^> i'm a little hot now
53:16 * Exo hands ^bozoJim the official certificate of participation for their mediocre efforts in TTOP10
53:47 <Cath^> not sure if it was your forearms or the hot wheels sticker lol
53:47 <^bozoJim> thank you Exo I know they are only mediocre efforts given I have not been on as long as others in the stats list
53:57 <partay> lol
54:13 * energizer hands this note to the sexy partay: https://i.imgur.com/6ehIsgp.jpg
54:16 * ^bozoJim reminds Exo that the top two will be close tonight and if anything I will still win gold
54:42 <partay> energizer cant lose
54:45 <Exo> hahahaha
54:48 <President_Trump> Cath^'s horny again?
54:54 <^bozoJim> given it is just over two minutes to go andf we all know we both try to out do the otehr at the post
54:57 <Cosmic^Girl> Lucky me
55:43 * ^bozoJim gets to and laminates Exos certificate of participation he gets
55:52 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
55:52 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(910) 2. Exo(748) 3. Cosmic^Girl(494) 4. e|f(324) 5. SkyFire(239) 6. partay(161) 7. Moonie(128) 8. Cath^(104) 9. HellFury(99) 10. energizer(94)
56:01 <Cosmic^Girl> Oooh
56:06 * partay takes Cath^ for a few hot laps
56:13 * Cosmic^Girl gyrates between Exo and e|f
56:27 <Cath^> i'm keen
56:43 <Cath^> how bout i take you for a few jot laps?
56:59 <Cath^> hot laps even better lol
57:06 <partay> can u drive ?
57:23 <Cath^> hells yes
57:51 <Exo> are u cheating on dj anta 69 Cath^??
57:58 <Sutekh> RIP StatsOP, i cant afford $2 a month anymore ;/ its been fun
57:59 <Cath^> pfft
58:06 Part: StatsOP ([email protected]) from #sydney
58:18 <Cath^> speak of the devil
58:20 <Exo> looool what timing
58:35 <energizer> https://i.imgur.com/v41P5TB.jpg
58:36 <Cosmic^Girl> Sutekh, where were you an hour ago when I was on top?
58:39 <Sutekh> was a good and loyal bot to the end
58:42 * Cosmic^Girl sulks
58:46 <Sutekh> :(
58:53 <^bozoJim> lol
58:58 <Exo> i'm sure SkyFire will take out some money from his dole payment to fund StatsOP
59:02 <Cath^> i'm in the friendzone Exo :/
59:11 <Sutekh> CG, i was having a snack ;p
59:19 <^bozoJim> yes I am sure and he will miss out on a seat upgrade
59:21 <Cosmic^Girl> That's a long snack
59:22 <energizer> Exo, there's nothing left after the magazine subscriptions and the adderall
59:41 <Exo> yeah Cath^, at least you have me there, i'm a permanent resident in the friendzone
59:49 <Exo> LOL energizer tru
00:02 Part: Marttin ([email protected]) from #sydney
00:08 <Cath^> friendzone frenzy
00:16 Join: StatsOP ([email protected]) to #sydney
00:17 <partay> Cath^ what do you drive ?
00:25 <Sutekh> https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/flight-attendant-says-overweight-passenger-forced-her-to-wipe-his-butt/news-story/13a869fd4f359399539626cad847b165
00:33 <Exo> a longest resident in the friendzone is still ^bozoJim
00:34 <Sutekh> Ok who was it, own up
00:39 <Exo> his been there since the beginning
00:54 <energizer> LOL Sutekh
00:57 <Cosmic^Girl> *he's
01:00 <energizer> poor flight attendant
01:01 * Cosmic^Girl cuffs Exo
01:06 <energizer> that'd scar you for life
01:27 <Cath^> telstar tx5
01:34 * Exo breaks out of the cuffs like hoodini >:D
01:46 <Cosmic^Girl> Houdini. God
01:54 <Cath^> lol
02:14 <Exo> why the fk did she clean his butt anyway
02:26 <Exo> sorry grammar police!
02:33 * Exo uses his get out of jail free card
02:55 <partay> Cath^ a bogan at heart ?
02:59 <Sutekh> I think it was pong
03:06 <energizer> yeh I'd tell em to get lost
03:19 <Cath^> lol
03:24 <Exo> wipe his arse then wipe it in his face
03:30 <Cosmic^Girl> Get lost is a nice way to put it
03:38 <Cath^> it's not my daily driver
03:52 <partay> that car is actually road registered
04:09 <Cath^> beamers are good
04:18 <Cath^> what year is it?
04:18 <partay> it handles great
04:27 <partay> could do with more hp.. but it is what it is
04:54 <partay> 1987..engine swap.. had a straight 6 in it now
04:58 <Cath^> how much hp now?
05:01 <partay> has*
05:05 <partay> 220
05:05 <Sutekh> https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/alleged-serial-masturbator-caught-by-police-four-years-after-first-complaint/news-story/a84a3c15ec7d5c35a42a40fca815fb54
05:16 <partay> Sutekh you busted?
05:27 <Cath^> kk cool
05:30 <Cosmic^Girl> That was me actually
05:38 <partay> now it was me
05:52 <partay> i have my fleshlight to prove it
05:56 <^bozoJim> sounds like Exo
06:27 <Cosmic^Girl> What's a fleshlight?
06:34 <partay> google that
06:35 <Exo> sounds more like MrMW to me
06:37 <e|f> synthetic pussy toy
06:40 <e|f> fleshlight
06:49 <Sutekh> wtf, thats not very nice Jim
06:54 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh, I'm glad I didn't google that :P
07:09 <Exo> LOL
07:11 <partay> my wife loves to use it on me
07:13 <partay> and so do i
07:20 <Exo> i googled it unfortunately
07:23 <Cath^> i think a fleshlight would be fun
07:32 <Cosmic^Girl> Got your credit card handy Exo? :P
07:33 <partay> they are
07:47 <partay> i bought the rolls royce.. it was like $150
07:56 <HellFury> lol at whats a fleshlite
08:03 * Cosmic^Girl scoffs at $150
08:10 <Cath^> this hot lap is bound to be good    
08:13 <Exo> lmao
08:25 <Cath^> lol HellFury
08:34 <partay> multipurpose hot lap
08:37 <President_Trump> Cath^'s giving me a hot lap dance?
08:39 <HellFury> this is a fleshlite
08:40 <Exo> HellFury is our urban dictionary
08:41 <Cath^> knew you'd appear about now ;p
08:44 <HellFury> its a rubber vag
08:48 <Sutekh> mankind, such a wonderful creation
08:51 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/tInu0uG
09:18 <Cosmic^Girl> I have a $400 dildo. Not even ashamed
09:29 <HellFury> i have a 200 dollar clit pump
09:29 <HellFury> lol
09:32 <Cath^> you have a imgur for everything!
09:37 <President_Trump> show us the amazon of it Cosmic^Girl
09:44 <HellFury> it was working til i burnt the motor out
09:48 <President_Trump> show us the amazon of it HellFury
09:50 <HellFury> i do cath
09:54 <Cosmic^Girl> Njoy Eleven. Knock yourself out
10:00 <Cosmic^Girl> It actually doubles as a weapon
10:11 <Exo> all this chat is getting President_Trump horny
10:16 <Cath^> lol
10:25 <Cath^> bok bok
10:41 <President_Trump> clit and HellFury in the same sentence make me horny yes
10:44 <partay> nice one Cosmic^Girl
10:46 <HellFury> squeak squeak
10:48 <energizer> yuuuuuuuck HellFury
10:49 <energizer> lollll
10:52 <Sutekh> gee a few links to show mans depravity, and look what happens in here ;p
10:57 <energizer> (the kissing practice)
11:16 <energizer> Cosmic^Girl, are you kidding? $400?
11:17 <Cosmic^Girl> Where is clit and HellFury in the same sentence?
11:24 <HellFury> lol i know right energizer
11:31 <HellFury> i said clit pump
11:33 <Cosmic^Girl> Ohhhhh
11:39 Part: dave ([email protected]) from #sydney
11:43 <HellFury> a 200 dollar one lol
11:44 <Cosmic^Girl> What are you pumping though? :P
11:59 <Exo> it's a diamond encrusted dildo
12:36 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm not joking. This is not a joking matter
13:05 <energizer> lol Cosmic^Girl what is it
13:08 <energizer> what's the model?
13:18 <Cath^> njoy eleven
13:25 <Cosmic^Girl> Yup, njoy eleven
13:38 <energizer> lol. shiny
13:39 * Exo googles njoy eleven
13:41 <energizer> what's so good about it?
13:45 <HellFury> clit
13:52 <Cosmic^Girl> So shiny. So...smooooth. So heavy ;)
14:04 <HellFury> makes it big and erm you um take ages to drop your cookies
14:09 <energizer> "Insertable Length 8.5""
14:11 <energizer> rofl
14:25 <energizer> tell me more HellFury ;) I wanna hear about these cookies
14:47 <Cosmic^Girl> You mean cum? We're all adults you know :P
15:08 <energizer> don't ruin the sexy talk Cosmic^Girl :P
15:22 <energizer> it's not as flattering if I say 'tell me about how you cum'
15:31 <Cosmic^Girl> Cookies makes me....un-wet
15:42 <partay> ill send you a fleshlight in action vid Cosmic^Girl
15:47 Join: Sunbeam ([email protected]) to #sydney
15:50 <energizer> partay means it too
15:52 <energizer> watch it
15:52 <Cosmic^Girl> Bahaha no thank you :P
15:53 <Sunbeam> mornin' folks :)
16:04 <Exo> morning Sunbeam :))
16:06 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Sunbeam :D
16:17 <Sunbeam> hiya Exo :))
16:22 <energizer> hi Sunbeam
16:25 <Sunbeam> hiya Cosmic^Girl :)
16:49 <Sunbeam> hiya energizer :)
16:58 * HellFury dongs PT with her dildo and says mines bigger than yours
17:08 <Sunbeam> hiya FellHury :)
17:12 <^bozoJim> hello su Sunbeam hugssss
17:18 <Cath^> hi Sunbeam
17:23 <HellFury> heya Sumbean
17:27 <Sunbeam> hiya ^bozoJim hugggggs :)
17:36 <Sunbeam> hiya Cath^ :)
17:36 <President_Trump> * @HellFury dongs PT with her dildo and says mines bigger than yours feels so much better with your sweat on it trumpy *bok*bok*bok*
17:53 <energizer> this is my dildo, HellFury. "The Annihilator" https://www.amazon.com/Master-Cock-Annihilator-Dildo-Black/dp/B00B2R17K2
18:06 <energizer> fits right up my butt with room to spare
18:17 * Sunbeam shakes her head
18:52 <Cosmic^Girl> You're so rude energizer :P
18:59 <energizer> ROFL it's available in a THREE FEET option
19:00 <energizer> what the fuck
19:02 <energizer> 36"
19:17 <energizer> there is even a picture https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/818LetsxzML._SL1500_.jpg
19:30 <Cosmic^Girl> I assume that would be a double ended dildo
19:37 * HellFury coughs and snot flies
19:41 <energizer> it's not. trust me, view the image
19:41 <Exo> spoon that thing to bed
19:46 <HellFury> well
19:51 <energizer> Exo, you'd be the little spoon
19:54 <Cosmic^Girl> Because...um...it's physically impossible
19:57 <Exo> hahaha
20:06 <energizer> Exo could take it balls-deep
20:09 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/dttlONN
20:14 <energizer> it'd be like a sausage down a hallway
20:18 <HellFury> i thought thats more your style energizer
20:20 <Cosmic^Girl> Like...you know...there's a cervix in the way
20:24 <energizer> :D
20:26 <Cath^> he's always the little spoon..i'm the big spoon
20:28 <Exo> haha easily
20:40 <HellFury> or is it this one
20:41 <energizer> Cath^, men LOVE to be the little spoon
20:43 <Cosmic^Girl> And I'm the littler spoon :D
20:44 <energizer> i think more than women do
20:45 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/di32e7u
20:51 <Exo> it's always better to be the little spoon
21:00 <energizer> Cosmic^Girl, I'm just happy to be in the cutlery drawer
21:08 <Exo> almost as good as being the meat in the sandwich
21:13 <Cath^> yeah the love tits on their back ;p
21:41 <energizer> uh oh she's onto us!
21:55 <energizer> Cath^, you can never tell other women about this
22:09 <HellFury> actually energizer
22:43 <HellFury> this could be you
22:44 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/YX4VWAt
23:20 <energizer> HellFury, the proportion is about right
26:06 <Exo> https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/carpet-python-lurked-in-toilet-and-bit-brisbane-woman-on-the-bum/news-story/16d7704d1697edf6746906bbb86bc5c3
26:13 <HellFury> haha :P
26:18 <Cosmic^Girl> Don't even talk to me about snakes
26:29 <energizer> my spirit animal
26:37 <Exo> how many snakes have you found in your backyard now?
26:42 <Cosmic^Girl> I WISH I have a carpet pyton
26:46 <Cosmic^Girl> *python
26:49 <energizer> Cosmic^Girl, you like snakes?!
26:56 * energizer is a big snake fan
26:58 <Cosmic^Girl> NO! I HATE snakes
27:00 * Cath^ looks at energizer and shushes
27:10 <Cosmic^Girl> I have had 2 tiger snakes in my backyard in the last week
27:15 <energizer> Cath^, not that kind of snake ;)
27:15 <Cosmic^Girl> 4 over the last 2 years
27:20 * Exo snacks on some allens killer pythons
27:37 * energizer give 'that' kind of snake to Cath^ 
27:38 <Cosmic^Girl> I would almost KISS a carpet python because it's not a deadly motherfucker
28:00 <Exo> stay out of the backyard Cosmik ;p
28:02 <energizer> I've had a diamond python pet. Also a woma desert python
28:15 <Cosmic^Girl> I stayed in the city the last 2 nights!
28:21 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm avoiding my house
28:22 <energizer> have also handled a baby red-belly that showed up in my office, a marsh snake, and plenty of lizards
28:47 <energizer> Cosmic^Girl, you should get one of those draught snakes to put along the bottom of your door, ironically to keep the snakes out
28:49 <Exo> one of my fears when mowin the lawn
29:07 <Cosmic^Girl> I just want them to fuck off out of my life
29:12 <energizer> just push the mower over it Exo
29:22 <energizer> mower always 1, snake always 0
29:33 <Cosmic^Girl> I stepped over a tiger snake when I was hiking at wilsons prom last year. Pretty sure snakes are stalking me
29:52 <Exo> mowed over a blue tongue lizard the other week, didn't even know it was there
30:02 <Cosmic^Girl> Awwww poor blue tongue :(
30:18 <Exo> yeah i felt pretty bad about it :
30:27 <energizer> poor lizard
30:37 <energizer> hey speaking of lizards, where's our resident lesbian gecko?
30:54 <Cath^> i love snakes
30:55 <Exo> !seen gecko
30:57 <StatsOP> gecko ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #chatzone 3 days, 10 hours, 13 minutes ago stating (Quit: miss you, love you).
31:08 <energizer> StatsOP wake up!
31:10 <Exo> must be getting some hot lesbo action
31:19 <partay> poor gecko.. doesnt see much action
31:30 <Exo> :'(
31:35 <energizer> it's odd she's not on, isn't she a bit of a recluse
32:00 <Cosmic^Girl> She might be getting some lurvin
32:09 <Cath^> she gets plenty of lixxx from me
32:11 <Exo> maybe she was the one that won the $107mil powerball
32:18 <energizer> lixxx eh
32:30 <energizer> hopefully whatever she's doing there's lots of HD images being taken
32:53 <partay> i have her boobs in HD
33:00 <energizer> I've bought a few tickets with work mates for that Exo
33:03 <energizer> we won like $8
33:05 <energizer> not worth
33:09 <energizer> partay, post it son
33:27 <Cath^> ( o Y o )
33:41 <energizer> areolas too big, go full stops
33:43 <Exo> yeh mate but still gotta be in it to win it
33:49 <energizer> ( . )( . )
33:52 <Cosmic^Girl> I was about to say....those are big nipples
33:56 <Cath^> they'd still poke your eyes out
34:02 <energizer> Cath^, prove it?
34:11 <Cath^> i just did!
34:18 <Exo> we do syndicates at work and i'm the one who has the collect all the money since i'm the most trustworthy
34:28 <energizer> partay, lol yeh I've seen one. if you got others though...
34:28 <Sutekh> The women are frisky tonight
34:32 <Cath^> lol energizer
34:39 <Exo> big nips are disgusting lmao
34:41 <Sunbeam> Sutekh :D
34:42 * Cath^ walks over to Sutekh
34:51 * Sunbeam covers her big nips
34:52 <Exo> must be a full moon
35:04 <energizer> Sunbeam, send us a piccy? :D
35:04 Part: couleurs ([email protected]) from #sydney
35:06 <Sutekh> Yes Catherine?
35:11 <Exo> jim has gona awfully quiet since all this sex talk begun
35:11 <energizer> i'm gonna get in trouble in a minute
35:16 * Exo hands ^bozoJim some lube
35:16 <energizer> hitting on all the ladies
35:32 <energizer> ^bozoJim: *fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*
35:48 <Exo> fap worthy conversation
35:52 <Sutekh> Exo, he is in PM im sure saying rude things
35:54 * Cath^ places her right hand on Sutekh's chest
36:34 <Exo> haha that's one part of his business i don't want to know about
36:43 <Sutekh> where abouts Catherine?
36:54 <Exo> Cath^ when are you converting to islam to marry Sutekh?
37:09 <Exo> wife number 7
37:23 <Sunbeam> wow Sutekh how many you want?
37:23 <Cath^> in the middle...whole palm...fingers spread
37:30 <Sutekh> Yeah its very easy, only like one or 2 sentences are required
38:33 <Exo> the more the merrier Sunbeam
38:54 <Sunbeam> lol
39:12 * energizer wonders what Cath^ is trying to say
39:15 <Sutekh> all you gotta say is
39:21 <Sutekh> I testify �La ilaha illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu Allah.�
39:25 * energizer hits on Sutekh
39:25 <Sutekh> done
39:30 <energizer> allahu akbar?
39:35 <Sutekh> haha
39:40 <energizer> admiral snack bar
39:53 <partay> ./dcc send Cath^ partay_nude.jpg
40:02 <Exo> abra kadabra alakazam you are converted
40:04 <energizer> *fap*
40:09 <energizer> oops that is not an image link
40:13 <President_Trump> that Cath^ is one of the horniest here
40:16 <Cath^> stop talking about it..send it
40:35 * energizer picked up a new toy https://i.imgur.com/npHx8OV.jpg
40:35 <Exo> partay_nude_forearm.jpg
40:39 <energizer> Pentax film camera
40:44 <Cath^> show me your forearms! ;p
40:44 <energizer> 1985
40:49 <Cath^> hahaha
40:58 <Cath^> Exo so knows me ;p
41:02 <President_Trump> make sure u got the x4 zoom on when ya open it
41:19 <Exo> yup :P
41:44 <Cath^> <3
41:48 <Exo> most people are all talk here aye
41:54 <Exo> don't send them pix
41:58 <Cath^> haha
42:00 <Sutekh> Sunbeam, sorry im a bit slack at following chat tonight
42:17 <Exo> i need new pics, got too many tisk the piss photos in the album
42:42 <Sunbeam> nps Sutekh
42:45 <energizer> Exo, lol, the crooked knob ones?
42:46 <Cath^> snapchat pix
42:53 Join: couleurs ([email protected]) to #sydney
43:00 <energizer> Cath^, I don't get it https://i.imgur.com/N3nasnZ.jpg
43:04 <Sutekh> Sunbeam, but id like unlimited wives
43:37 <partay> Sutekh one is enough
43:41 <partay> more than
43:57 <Cath^> thanks energizer ;)
43:58 <Exo> usually lopsided to one side or the other
44:12 <Exo> hahaha
44:23 <Exo> happy now Cath^?
44:34 <energizer> Cath^, you need to explain though I can not fathom how an arm is attractive any more than I can fathom two girls sharing a glass of shit is attractive
44:42 <Sutekh> partay, yeah well... its like is one chocolate ever enough? ;p
45:17 <Cath^> are you a boob/butt/legs man...i just like forearms
45:28 <energizer> Cath^, I sure am
45:34 * energizer will accept photos of any of the above
45:37 <Exo> foot fetish all the way
45:46 <energizer> feet are cute
45:50 <energizer> wouldn't give me a hardon though
46:44 <Sutekh> haha
46:47 Part: couleurs ([email protected]) from #sydney
47:15 <Cosmic^Girl> Feet!
47:22 <Cosmic^Girl> Feet are....disgusting
47:38 <energizer> I would never lick one, yech
48:00 <Exo> suck and lick them toes like lollipops
48:24 <Sutekh> we all have our fetish
48:57 <President_Trump> <energizer> Cath^, you need to explain <-- ill explain for you, shes always horny
49:02 * Cosmic^Girl loves a back
49:27 <energizer> thanks President_Trump that clears it up
49:32 <Sutekh> CG, hairy?
49:37 * energizer is off to bed... fark this working life
49:55 <Exo> bring home the bacon son
50:03 <Cosmic^Girl> Nighty energizer
50:12 <energizer> nighty Cosmic^Girl
50:14 * Exo tucks energizer into bed
50:21 <energizer> aww :)
50:22 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't mind a bit of manly hair
50:34 <energizer> my other half tucked me into bed once it was so cute
50:37 <energizer> and a bit nostalgic
50:37 <Sutekh> ohh, yuk
50:59 * Exo stroke energizers hair while he falls asleep
51:12 <Sutekh> lol
51:16 <Cosmic^Girl> I like the differences between men and women's body Sutekh. Or I'd be a lesbian ;)
51:29 * energizer covers gecko's ears
51:32 <energizer> wherever she is
51:41 <Sutekh> now a lesbian i can understand
51:46 <Exo> being bi is always an option
51:47 Part: energizer ([email protected]) from #sydney
52:26 <Cosmic^Girl> I have kissed a few women. It was nice...but it didn't do anything for me
52:42 Part: Nero ([email protected]) from #sydney
52:43 <Sutekh> wah
53:00 <e|f> women are yummy
53:22 <Exo> lol was it for just curiosity?
53:39 <Cosmic^Girl> Yeaaah, just to see
53:43 <Exo> the female body is a work of art
53:48 <partay> that would explain why a mate keeps sending me women masturbating videos
54:01 <e|f> Cosmic^Girl kissed a girl and she liked it... the taste of her cherry chapstick
54:32 <Exo> haha
54:35 <e|f> (song)
54:55 <Exo> yeah i got the reference
55:05 <Cath^> lol
55:15 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs
55:17 <Exo> i wouldn't kiss a bloke out of curiosity
55:20 <Exo> that's just ghey
55:23 <Cosmic^Girl> It was nice. Softer than a mans. But there were no...sparks
55:29 <Cath^> i've never felt the need to kiss a girl
56:09 <Exo> but would you do it in a threesome
56:12 <Cosmic^Girl> I like to compare things :P
56:29 <Sutekh> Cath, so how would that work with the sydney couple? ;p
57:02 <Cath^> Cosmic^Girl can go in my place ;)
57:02 <Exo> just admit it Cosmik, no pash will ever live up to the one we once shared
57:27 <Sutekh> haha
57:27 <Exo> LoL hawkesbury couple
57:31 <Cath^> Exo only if it was two guys ;p
57:34 <Sutekh> Exo, yeah
57:43 <Exo> people will just be crushed under that sheer load
57:52 <Exo> oh a devils threeway
57:56 <Cosmic^Girl> No, nothing will ever live up to that
58:11 <Cath^> wtf is a devils threeway
58:23 <Exo> you have a lot to learn about this town sweetheart
58:48 <Exo> a three-way involving two men and one woman, as opposed to a love sandwich (two women and one man) a "lucky pierre"
58:54 <Exo> urbandictionary
58:59 <Cosmic^Girl> I did not know this!
59:02 <Cath^> lol
59:15 <Exo> and they even put it in a sentence for us
59:16 <Exo> Last night, that cheerleader chick was involved in a devil's three-way with the captains of the football & basketball teams! What a nasty ho!
59:18 <Exo> lmao
59:20 <Sutekh> Sydney is a educational channel
59:27 <Cosmic^Girl> Nasty ho
59:28 <Exo> 2dudes 1chick = devils threeway
59:28 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha
59:38 <Exo> haha nasty ho
59:46 <Cath^> the only sandwich i want is a hamburger..between a man and a mattress ;)
59:49 <Exo> but if it was a dude and 2 chicks he would be a legend
00:00 <e|f> :D
00:10 <Exo> nothing wrong with combining food and sex
00:12 <Cosmic^Girl> I find it offensive that she was called a nasty ho. Because I bet if it was the captain of the football team, the cheerleader and the school nerd, he'd be a hero
00:21 <e|f> lol yes
00:27 <Cath^> so if you do 2 guys you're a nasty ho????
00:30 <e|f> women who sleep around are sluts
00:35 <e|f> and men who sleep around are heros
00:36 <Cath^> wtf
00:36 <Exo> lol yeh just what i meant Cosmik
00:45 <e|f> how is that logical or fair ?
00:46 <Sutekh> Cath, wtf, is that why u stood me up at Mcdonalds? u didnt actually want food?
01:08 <Exo> a tricycle is a lot of pressure though
01:26 <Cath^> Sutekh..you will never know :/
01:30 <Cosmic^Girl> Enlighten us on a tricycle
01:34 <Sutekh> :(
01:48 <Sutekh> all i wanted was a cheeseburger
01:48 Join: jigsaw ([email protected]) to #sydney
01:51 <Exo> don't think i would ever participate in a devils 3way though lmao
01:54 <Exo> wb SkyFire
01:56 <Exo> i mean jigsaw
02:02 <jigsaw> :P
02:11 <Sutekh> jigsaw, all better now?
02:17 <jigsaw> hi exo, i mean cath
02:30 <Cath^> cheeseburger...hamburger.. ;)
02:38 <jigsaw> better?
02:39 <HellFury> furburger
02:41 <Exo> eating a double whopper while getting a gobby
02:41 <HellFury> i mean
02:47 <Exo> hash tag life goals
02:54 <Sutekh> jigsaw, Ya, ur lady blues and stuff
03:15 <Cosmic^Girl> A gobby
03:17 <jigsaw> I got no lady blues
03:21 <jigsaw> just greens
03:21 <Cosmic^Girl> Wowsers
03:22 <Cath^> hi jigsaw
03:31 <Sutekh> haha
03:48 <jigsaw> green with envy
04:30 <Cosmic^Girl> Okay my loves, as much as I'm enjoying talking about gobbies...I need to lay naked under my aircon and sleeeeep!
04:39 * Cosmic^Girl blows kisses
04:44 <Sutekh> niites CG
04:48 <Exo> goodnight Cosmik sweet dreamz
04:54 <Cath^> you would on that double whopper Exo lol
05:01 <Cath^> nite Cosmic^Girl
05:09 Part: Cosmic^Girl ([email protected]) from #sydney
05:15 <Exo> haha
05:27 <Exo> might go for the triple whopper
05:40 <Cath^> with cheese
05:40 <HellFury> i heard trump has one in his pants
05:41 <HellFury> i mean
05:50 <e|f> triple bypass after that too (heart surgery)
05:54 <jigsaw> cheese stick?
06:04 <Exo> yep for sure
06:18 <HellFury> bread dipstick
06:20 <Exo> hahaha yeh
06:31 <Exo> had a triple whopper at work once and my body just shut down
06:38 <Exo> sweating
06:57 <Sutekh> haha
06:59 <Exo> couldn't work for the proceeding 5 hours
07:16 <Cath^> yeah..you need a nap
07:50 <Exo> i haven't had any fast food for ages now
07:52 <Sutekh> might head up to maccas later
08:01 <Exo> temptations
08:07 <Cath^> stop teasing me
08:16 <Sutekh> lah
08:28 <jigsaw> tease you cathrine?
08:38 <Cath^> sigh
08:43 <Sutekh> at queens town, for a burger and fries
08:43 Join: stevennn ([email protected]) to #sydney
08:48 <Exo> !seen nigel
08:48 <StatsOP> nigel ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #chatzone 26 days, 11 hours, 5 minutes ago stating (Quit: Mutter: http://www.mutterirc.com).
08:58 <Exo> r.i.p
09:01 <Cath^> stevennn!!
09:04 <Sutekh> what did you do to Nigel Exo? haha
09:19 <Exo> he got a bit frisky
09:26 <Exo> so i put him in his place as i did to ^bozoJim
09:45 <Sutekh> Yeah, he lied alot that guy
10:12 <Exo> crazy wehrmacht guy
10:34 <e|f> i suppose most people naturally are xenophobic
10:44 <e|f> that man from a far away land
10:54 <e|f> can't trust those germans!
11:01 <Sutekh> I think he was really from Venezuela
11:21 <Exo> haha got to be suspicious of those dudes from the deutsche land
11:40 <e|f> we should all work for Customs as we seem to be very good and frisking people upon their arrival here
11:49 <e|f> who da fuq is this kunt
11:50 <Cath^> lol
12:02 Join: dave ([email protected]) to #sydney
12:12 <Cath^> !seen b1rd
12:14 <StatsOP> b1rd ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 27 days, 6 hours, 45 minutes ago stating "{}".
12:22 <Exo> who was that dude that use to come on here years back
12:24 <Exo> the little cop
12:26 <Exo> forgot his nick
12:35 <Sutekh> poor bird, i think hsi van got impounded
12:53 <Cath^> for real?
13:10 <Sutekh> Cath :(
13:15 <dave> perhaps he gained employment and has moved onto greener pastures
13:16 <Sutekh> what guy Exo?
13:20 <Cath^> :/
13:44 <Exo> last i heard, b1rd was eating cold bakedbeans under the westgate bridge with a stick
13:55 <Sutekh> lol
14:16 <Exo> might start a goFundme for him
14:33 <Sutekh> these newstart fucks often lose their benefits now
14:37 <Cath^> maybe he can bunk with tisk
14:37 <dave> should never enable
15:26 <Exo> that's if he doesn't mind sharing tisk and his wet mattress
15:37 <Cath^> wtf
16:09 <Cath^> lol @ newstart fucks
16:24 <Cath^> i'm on newstart....thanks :/
16:52 <Sutekh> haha
17:03 <Sutekh> what a dumb name, newstart
17:05 <dave> i was on it bout 5yrs ago, fuck that.
17:11 <Cath^> gofundcath
17:23 <jigsaw> thanks john howard for naming it
17:32 <Exo> what should it be renamed to
17:38 <Sutekh> umm
17:49 <dave> i like how all those 'employment' agencies are only setup for the government rebates,
17:51 <Cath^> how about dolebludger
17:55 <dave> its a complete joke!
18:05 <Exo> dolebludger allowance
18:17 <Cath^> dba
18:21 <Cath^> lol
18:22 <Exo> haha
18:33 <Sutekh> dogfood allowance
18:45 <partay> how much is the dole these days ?
18:48 <Exo> lool
18:59 <Exo> burden on society allowance
19:09 <e|f> about $600 a fortnight, partay
19:27 <partay> $40 a day
19:33 <partay> how the fuck do you live on that
19:42 <Exo> easy
19:47 <Exo> get a commission house
20:03 <dave> sell drugs, prostitute, rob, steal
20:04 <dave> etc
20:04 <Cath^> like a b.o.s. lol
20:11 <e|f> well you simultaneously collect it and sell drugs on the side for cash obviously
20:17 <partay> oh ok
20:30 <partay> who wants to wholesale me some drugs ?
20:36 <Exo> LoL b.o.s
20:38 <e|f> and also figure out a way to beat the gambling system
20:48 <e|f> so find some way to win at betting on horse or playing the Pokies
20:54 <partay> i dont gamble
20:58 <partay> so thats out
20:59 <dave> check ancestry and see if you are indiginous
21:07 <e|f> i have a system
21:07 <Exo> or you could make videos and become a youtube sensation like chris` and collect
21:07 <partay> 1/32 abo
21:13 <partay> what do i get for that
21:16 <Cath^> lol dave
21:36 <partay> i guess ill have to continue being a lazy pblic servant for now
21:37 <Exo> indiginous entitlement
21:50 <dave> my mate did.. his great grandmother was raped by an aboriginal
21:55 <dave> rekons he was claiming something
22:10 <e|f> lol
22:14 <Exo> don't worry, at this rate you can access your pension at 75 years old
22:19 <partay> lol
22:24 <e|f> maybe got a pay out from a legal claim, though i doubt it
22:25 <partay> i can access mine at 55
22:33 <partay> super that is
22:40 <e|f> yea, superannuation
22:44 <Cath^> get your babies certified as lactose intolerant so you can get baby formula on PBS
22:47 <Cath^> :/
22:57 <partay> Cath^ are you a houso ?
23:02 <dave> say your in a domestic partnership Cath^ and your girlfriend beats you. cant go home and u need emergency funds
23:02 <e|f> you would have a bit by now, partay, public service superannuation contributions are pretty good
23:07 <e|f> Cath^ LMFAO
23:20 <dave> they'll hook u up!
23:22 <e|f> i'll tell you something funny
23:30 <partay> e|f yah 12.75% govt and a mandaotry 5% employee
23:36 <partay> 20% a yr
23:43 <partay> kaboom
23:45 <e|f> on Centrelink people can get an allowance for incontinence pads
23:52 <e|f> for bladder problems
23:54 <Cath^> partay..is that a deal breaker?
24:01 <e|f> but they can't claim it if they're serving a prison sentence
24:18 <partay> Cath^ depends.. got a healthcare card... i might need some benzos
24:33 <dave> i got a note from my doctor saying im a drug addict - didnt have to do that weekly "job search" they make u do for 3 months, which turned into 6..
24:43 <dave> good times!
24:48 <partay> dave u playa
24:56 <partay> playa of the system
25:01 <Cath^> hand over the keys...step away from the vehicle partay
25:03 <dave> yeah my mate who just got out of jail told me that!
25:04 * partay learns
25:07 <dave> im like u scammmer!@
25:20 <e|f> my doctor's surgery has a plaque on the wall saying "We do not provided drugs of addiction"
25:26 * e|f wonders how many people have tried
25:35 <partay> maybe this working this is bs.. and i should learn the ways of the centrelink rorter
25:37 <e|f> "yo, doctor, hook me up with a cocaine script..."
25:48 <e|f> provide*
26:09 <e|f> working for the public service is arguably easier than collecting benefit
26:11 <partay> not sure i could fund my racecar on the dole
26:17 <e|f> same sort of scenario
26:18 <dave> doctors are the worst junkies
26:20 <Cath^> haha
26:22 <dave> heeeeeh
26:26 <partay> e|f same employer
26:26 <e|f> wake up, make a coffee, browse the internet...
26:42 <partay> e|f snap
26:50 <partay> rinse and repeat
26:50 <dave> :D
26:55 <e|f> lol yup
27:00 <dave> working for self is easy
27:07 <dave> kinda
27:12 <e|f> i worked for the PS and probably was the best employee they had ever had
27:23 <e|f> i had done my day's quota by 10:30 AM
27:33 <Cath^> partay..what do you do?
28:04 <Cath^> apart from racecar driver
28:06 Part: stevennn ([email protected]) from #sydney
28:08 <e|f> he's an elite public servant
28:14 <Cath^> hot lap enthuiast
28:21 <e|f> El1 = elite level 1
28:27 <dave> obviously he's a poet
28:27 <Cath^> fleshlight fondler
28:36 <e|f> lol
28:43 <Exo> fleshlight enthuiast
28:48 <Cath^> lol
29:01 <partay> dave you have climbed my social standing ladder.. congrats
29:24 <e|f> partay, do you have a university education background ?
29:33 <partay> Cath^ i work the the QLD public service...
29:43 <partay> e|f i have 2x degress and a MBA
29:50 <e|f> there were plenty of highly skilled people at my public service building who were just working for the PS out of necessity
29:57 <Cath^> not just a pretty face eh
29:58 <partay> e|f oh indeed
30:00 <e|f> chemical engineers, physicists etc
30:05 <partay> yep
30:22 <Cath^> righto
30:25 <e|f> sometimes it's just hard to find a job with the qualifications you have
30:42 <partay> its frustrating at times... then payday comes round and i go.. i can do another week
30:50 <Cath^> lol
30:57 <e|f> some guy gets a PhD and can't find work in environmental science or whatever so ends up taking a job with the government
30:59 <e|f> common story
31:13 <Cath^> what does your department look after?
31:27 <partay> the local councils are bumping up their special salaries too... they can retian youg people
31:31 <dave> i would hate to have to find a job!
31:32 <partay> avg agg is 44+
31:36 <partay> age*
31:42 <jigsaw> Iwant to be an AI, i hear they will be popular soon
32:10 <e|f> i'll tell you something - if someone offered me a job in mining driving trucks in the middle of woop-woop i would probably take them up on the offer
32:20 <dave> hah
32:22 <partay> 100k+ as a TA
32:22 <dave> fuck that
32:28 <Cath^> just apply...fifo
32:32 <dave> then u prob have to actually.. u know
32:32 <partay> trades assistant
32:34 <dave> WORK!
32:36 <dave> :d
32:38 Part: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) from #sydney
32:39 <e|f> i have no criminal history, kids, commitments
32:48 <e|f> but ya know
32:51 <partay> dave 40 a dave v's 600
32:59 <partay> easy choice
33:12 <e|f> problem with mining is the personal overheads are often high
33:15 <Cath^> 2019 is your year e|f :D
33:27 <e|f> like if you choose to live there, rent is expensive, groceries too etc etc
33:39 <partay> e|f 12 months you could save 70-80K
33:45 <e|f> but like a FIFO with a camp or whatever... done deal
33:48 <Cath^> you get paid well though..all relative
34:12 <partay> my byounger bro does fifo for one of the big boys,, santos i think.. 3 on 3 off loves it
34:21 <e|f> i don't really like naked tits or beer or foxtel... over that so i would probably be pretty bored there
34:24 <e|f> but you know
34:24 <dave> its good to have commitments.. i blow all my money on drugs, gambling, hookers.
34:29 <dave> rinse. repeat
34:32 <e|f> gotta make sacrifices
34:40 <dave> thank the ex wife
34:42 <dave> for that
34:43 <dave> :P
34:54 <Cath^> sheesh poor dave
35:01 <dave> thanks Cath^
35:07 <Cath^> ;p
35:14 <dave> its hard to get out of a routine :/
35:15 <partay> im lucky i dont have a mortgage anymore... im looking for things to spend my disposable income on
35:31 <Cath^> you already have
35:37 <partay> i just bought a 2K drone
35:40 <e|f> spend it on your boy
35:42 <Cath^> racecar money pit
35:46 <partay> havent taken it out the the box
35:52 <e|f> get your kid something nice
35:53 <dave> :D
35:54 <e|f> :D
35:59 <Cath^> djm one
36:00 <partay> dude.. he had 1 of everything
36:05 <partay> yes Cath^
36:10 <partay> has*
36:27 <partay> back at school next week..
36:33 <e|f> do you have all the toys an adult male needs for himself yet?
36:34 <dave> deal heroin
36:37 <e|f> you probably do
36:40 <dave> i hear its making a comeback
36:41 <Cath^> cause you need that pro version
36:51 <partay> i have 2 x jet skis.. motorbike
36:51 <e|f> start up a property or stock portfolio with your cash
37:01 <partay> financially i have that in order
37:06 <Cath^> boys..toys
37:07 Part: jigsaw ([email protected]) from #sydney
37:11 <dave> assets :D
37:18 <e|f> hmmm
37:18 <lx> ...ah huh...
37:19 <dave> that someone can come take
37:20 <dave> haha
37:21 <e|f> well
37:39 <e|f> get into buying expensive wine or going on holidays or other sense-related experiences
37:43 <partay> going to keep the beamer for this season then upgrade to a LS1
38:01 <Cath^> nice
38:03 <partay> hahaha.. yah my sis lives in France... due for another visit... business class
38:14 <e|f> bordeaux wine is the best
38:18 <e|f> imo
38:22 <partay> sadly i dont drink wine
38:25 <dave> send me a postcard
38:27 <partay> :(
38:45 <Cath^> you need a nice watch
38:46 <e|f> you have to drink it and wait a few hours for the psychic experience!
38:56 <partay> Cath^ yes... thats a good idea
39:00 <Cath^> lol e|f
39:12 <e|f> real rolexes start at $5k
39:15 <partay> i like TAG
39:25 <e|f> and go up in value due to rarity or the precious metals or jewels
39:29 <partay> the sport watches over the dress ones
40:26 <e|f> or like if you like someone famous... start collecting some of their stuff
40:45 <e|f> genuine John Lennon used Kleenex
41:12 <Cath^> to do what?
41:16 * dave 's soiled undies
41:22 <dave> to sniff
41:24 <e|f> keep as investment
41:24 <dave> of course
41:27 <dave> oh
41:37 <Cath^> yuk
41:47 <e|f> and if that person passes away, congrats, you doubled your money
41:58 <Cath^> no thanks
41:59 <dave> so u go kill them
42:09 <dave> wise move@!
42:28 <partay> but im finding its all about experiences and not stuff
42:33 <e|f> just don't get them to sign your name on whatever you've got
42:57 <e|f> i have a Real Madrid soccer team baseball cap signed by all the players from the 90s
42:59 <dave> collectibles i rekon are really only valuable to those interested
43:02 <Cath^> yep it sure is
43:05 <partay> e|f nice
43:08 <e|f> but they put my name on it when signing it so so silly
43:25 <Cath^> more experiences..less technology
43:27 Part: President_Trump ([email protected]) from #sydney
43:31 Part: Sunbeam ([email protected]) from #sydney
43:39 <e|f> no collector would want to see some guy's name on that
43:44 <e|f> just the player's signatures
44:01 <partay> Cath^ tell my 14yr old that
44:18 <Cath^> yeah..they are bad hey
44:39 <Cath^> that poor generation
45:05 <Cath^> i'm a digital immigrant
46:15 <Cath^> even i'm finding i'm online too much these days...been trying to put that device down more
46:44 <e|f> it is an addiction for some
46:45 <partay> if im online im grnerally reading or trying to be useful
46:57 <partay> or listening to music
47:22 <e|f> most of the time when i'm online it's all serious business
47:23 <Cath^> speaking of wish...my book boyfriend is calling me...nite y'all
47:37 <e|f> like to click that hard or soft...
47:37 <Cath^> *which
47:46 <e|f> click fast then slow
47:50 <Cath^> lol e|f
47:58 <e|f> gn Cath
48:00 <e|f> hugs :)
48:24 <partay> double click it
48:34 Part: Student ([email protected]) from #sydney
48:41 <dave> :D
49:25 Part: Cath^ ([email protected]) from #sydney (laters!)
49:37 <partay> speaking of.. kindle time
49:44 <partay> dave you're in charge
50:01 Part: partay ([email protected]) from #sydney
50:24 <dave> `op
50:34 <dave> doesnt look like it
51:08 <e|f> hummies
51:13 <e|f> you want ops, eh?
51:36 <dave> op me and i'll ban everyone here.
51:38 <e|f> first, you must go through a strict and rigorous process involving nudity and ass paddling...
51:47 <e|f> no wait, that's if you want to become a Free Mason
51:51 <e|f> forget i said anything
52:02 <dave> :D
55:00 <katatonic_kate00> peeps n freaks 
55:19 Mode: (by e|f) +h dave
55:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) -h dave
55:19 Mode: (by e|f) -h dave
55:35 <e|f> i met you half way with a half op
55:46 <dave> denied.
55:50 <e|f> for a few milliseconds there, you were opped
56:00 <beehhh> so nice up here
56:07 <HellFury> as if elf would op you l00pey
56:31 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #sydney
56:34 <e|f> this is not my channel anyway
56:42 <e|f> so who am i to make big decisions here
56:46 <dave> plus im not in control
56:50 <beehhh> how are ya
56:53 <dave> so partay was talking shit
57:00 <beehhh> my cock goes sha la la in the morning
57:00 <beehhh> colder than your fridge up here
57:00 <katatonic_kate00> you dont have a cock
57:00 <katatonic_kate00> what yo’ talking bout
57:00 <beehhh> no cocks no talks
57:00 <HellFury> lol
57:00 <beehhh> ya aint getting this cock honey
57:05 <beehhh> nudge 50 degrees
57:13 * dave nudges
57:40 <dave> 7 degrees here
57:46 <dave> in beautiful sofia
57:47 <beehhh> friggen cold up here
58:00 <beehhh> migrate to mongolia
58:06 <beehhh> 3 degree in 13:01
58:19 <beehhh> australia is the hottest of the year
58:22 <dave> yeah 4 degree here tomorrow
58:24 <beehhh> day
58:32 <dave> fuk aussie
58:33 <beehhh> minus 2 tonight
58:46 <dave> im in bulgaria
59:00 <katatonic_kate00> i wouldn’t touch your cock if paid
59:00 <beehhh> https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2647937
59:00 <beehhh> you cant afford to pay me dear
59:00 <beehhh> first 10 mins free for you
59:06 <beehhh> tasmania horse dead will contribute to food shortages
59:41 <beehhh> https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-46981750
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