// #sydney — 2019-01-21
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00:09:15 <jigsaw> hi whores
00:10:03 <Sutekh> thats not very nice jigsaw
00:10:43 <jigsaw> thats one awake
00:12:00 <jigsaw> hi whores
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00:13:00 <Sutekh> thats not very nice jigsaw
00:13:00 <jigsaw> thats one awake
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00:29:15 <katatonic_kate00> peeps n freaks
00:29:38 <Sutekh> hey kate
00:29:42 <katatonic_kate00> hey
00:29:51 <Sutekh> everyone gone to bed
00:30:38 <^pHANTOM^> not everyone
00:30:46 <Sutekh> haha
00:30:56 <^pHANTOM^> hehe
00:31:02 <Sutekh> trust ^pHANTOM^ to be lurking around
00:31:14 <^pHANTOM^> lol
00:32:00 <katatonic_kate00> peeps n freaks
00:32:00 <Sutekh> hey kate
00:32:00 <katatonic_kate00> hey
00:33:00 <Sutekh> everyone gone to bed
00:33:00 <^pHANTOM^> not everyone
00:33:00 <Sutekh> haha
00:34:00 <^pHANTOM^> hehe
00:34:00 <Sutekh> trust ^pHANTOM^ to be lurking around
00:34:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
00:47:33 <katatonic_kate00> well it looks dead here…. nn peeps
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12:22:37 <Kezzie> !ttop10
12:22:39 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(1)
12:25:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
12:25:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(1)
12:26:44 * HellFury RUNS toward Bonny, VAULTS the table, LEAPS over the chair, SPRINTS forward, POUNCES on Bonny, PUSHES them to the floor, PRESSES their body close, LOOKS them right in the eye and whispers in their ear... GOT ANY GUM?
12:27:39 <Bonny> I don't chew gum..
12:27:52 <HellFury> i know
12:27:55 <HellFury> i was checking your pockets
12:27:56 <HellFury> :p
12:27:57 <Bonny> hate the stuff
12:28:15 <HellFury> i could change it to chocolate
12:30:00 <Bonny> I don't chew gum..
12:30:20 <Bonny> not a chocolate fan.. :P
12:30:55 <HellFury> yeah but you could smuggle it in
12:31:00 <HellFury> i know
12:31:00 <HellFury> i was checking your pockets
12:31:00 <HellFury> :p
12:31:00 <Bonny> hate the stuff
12:31:00 <HellFury> i could change it to chocolate
12:31:07 * HellFury wiggles eyebrow
12:33:00 <Bonny> not a chocolate fan.. :P
12:34:00 <HellFury> yeah but you could smuggle it in
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14:25:06 <Kezzie> i hate chewing gum also Bonny
14:28:00 <Kezzie> i hate chewing gum also Bonny
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15:02:22 <damian> why do you hate it?
15:05:00 <damian> why do you hate it?
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15:39:05 <Rabbit> chewy gets stuck to her dentures and it loses position in her mouth
15:42:00 <Rabbit> chewy gets stuck to her dentures and it loses position in her mouth
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16:13:07 * SkyFire grabs the only non broken chair in the angels corner and sits in it for the afternoon
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18:17:30 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
18:23:07 <SkyFire> For thousands of year dragons have coexisted with humans and other races in Dragonheart until now! Then!!! For some unknown reason all the dragons have started dying. Young and old alike. Faerun's mightiest have tried to find a cure, but so far have met with no success. Tensions have started to rise with some dragons killing humans and other races thinking they are the cause of all the deaths. Your task is to find out why the dragons are dying
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18:38:31 <SkyFire> !ttop10
18:38:32 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. SkyFire(101) 2. HellFury(66) 3. Rabbit(13) 4. Bonny(12) 5. Kezzie(7) 6. damian(5)
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18:53:10 <SkyFire> !ttop10 - here you go - lets see how fast you can beat it
18:53:13 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. SkyFire(115) 2. HellFury(66) 3. Rabbit(13) 4. Bonny(12) 5. Kezzie(7) 6. damian(5)
18:53:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmmy
18:54:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> SkyFire u best mate jimmy on
18:54:28 * energizer warms up a nice big plate of spammy popups
18:54:48 <energizer> here you go SkyFire, open wide
18:54:52 <energizer> big jet bomber!
18:54:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We have fried spam
18:55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It nice
18:55:03 <energizer> you're next Kezzie
18:55:11 <energizer> ^bozojim, yours are still in the oven
19:00:25 <e|f> lol
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19:07:22 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> bUDD
19:07:34 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> CoffEE
19:07:47 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> alcoholics
19:07:58 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> pill$
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19:08:13 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> 40 degress
19:08:21 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> 40 degrees
19:08:42 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> PiEs
19:08:50 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> Pill$
19:09:18 <SkyFire> !ttop10
19:09:19 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. SkyFire(116) 2. HellFury(66) 3. energizer(30) 4. Rabbit(13) 5. [[[[[pong]]]]](13) 6. Bonny(12) 7. aLiEn8D_Romeo(10) 8. Kezzie(7) 9. damian(5) 10. e|f(1)
19:10:24 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> (-:_:-)
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19:11:51 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> liver
19:11:54 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> coke
19:11:57 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> red bull
19:12:03 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> rest or sleep
19:12:11 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> time will tell
19:12:28 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> sticky
19:14:33 <SkyFire> Dinner time - Keep clear or be eaten
19:15:47 <energizer> I hear he has an appetite to rival a blue whale. The warning is legit
19:20:19 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> just ate a soft taco
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19:20:54 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
19:21:03 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> :)
19:21:36 <Sunbeam> hi ALiEN8D\Romeo_ :)
19:21:40 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> hiya
19:22:09 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> good day to have air con
19:22:14 <^bozojim> hugsss Sunbeam
19:22:23 <Sunbeam> hiya ^bozojim hugggggs :)
19:22:48 <Sunbeam> it's a nice cool 1C here
19:22:57 <ALiEN8D\Romeo_> ahh
19:22:58 <^bozojim> we had a nice 25C today
19:25:33 <MrMW> bozojim i have the condoms and lube ready
19:28:20 <Sutekh> laughing my ass off
19:28:55 <Sutekh> Mark, bf
19:30:59 <MrMW> and the torch
19:32:49 <Sutekh> you got worms Mark?
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19:34:05 * HellFury shakes head
19:34:55 <MrMW> wanna share my worms Sutekh bf
19:36:00 <Sutekh> sure why not
19:36:24 <Sutekh> u sexi boi
19:38:17 * gremlinz vomits
19:40:09 <Sutekh> haha
19:41:24 <MrMW> ehehehe
19:41:35 <MrMW> Sutekh is my hot man
19:41:48 <e|f> lol wat
19:41:50 <e|f> :D
19:43:13 <Sutekh> ur not attracted to ugy hairy men e|f?
19:43:26 <e|f> definitively not
19:46:41 <Sutekh> so.. why would women be? thats even more difficult to solve than 22/7 hey ;p
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19:47:46 <e|f> pi is simply a number which can not be expressed as a fraction because it repeats indefinitely so far as everyone is aware at this point in time
19:47:55 <e|f> it is a transcendental number too
19:48:00 <e|f> one of few known
19:48:54 <e|f> trillions of decimal places of pi have been calculated recently with the aid of modern-day computers
19:49:07 <e|f> and it seems the number itself has no reasonable pattern
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19:49:17 <Sutekh> haha
19:49:22 <Sutekh> exactly
19:50:28 <e|f> with C++, a decent and recent computer, and a bit of programming know-how, the average person could calculate trillions of decimal places of Pi for themselves
19:50:33 * SkyFire sneaks up behind Sunbeam and hugs her tight
19:50:40 <e|f> it would take time but could be done, sure
19:51:14 <Sutekh> to what end?
19:51:25 <e|f> haha
19:51:27 <e|f> well, yea
19:51:30 * SkyFire kisses Sunbeam on the back of the neck
19:51:40 <e|f> maybe fun from a mathematics perspective
19:51:47 <e|f> but otherwise probably a waste of time
19:52:04 <SkyFire> never a waste of time coding
19:52:04 <Sunbeam> hiya SkyFire hugggs :)
19:52:10 <SkyFire> :)
19:52:26 <SkyFire> 29.2 C here right now
19:52:33 <e|f> and yeah, there are a few simple mathematication divisions which will get you reasonably close to Pi, but that's true of any number
19:52:35 <e|f> 22/7
19:52:37 <e|f> 355/113
19:52:38 <e|f> etc
19:52:46 <Sunbeam> i prefer our 1C
19:52:53 * SkyFire divides 1 by 0
19:52:58 <Sutekh> maybe if Austnet is offline, i could understand the bordem, so ppl might want to do that ;p
19:53:07 <Sunbeam> hiya Sutekh :D
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19:53:13 <SkyFire> hi Sutekh
19:53:33 <SkyFire> so far our higest temp was 41.6 C Sunbeam
19:53:58 <Sutekh> hey Sunbeam :D SkyFire :)
19:54:09 <Sutekh> hows the weather Sunbeam?
19:54:16 <Sutekh> 2 deg?
19:54:19 * SkyFire snuggles up to Sunbeam to keep her warm
19:54:21 <Sunbeam> it's great here Sutekh 1C
19:54:28 <Sutekh> wow
19:54:33 <Sunbeam> a nice bit of wintry sunshine too
19:54:39 <Sutekh> Yeah
19:54:44 <Sunbeam> snow forecast for this week
19:54:51 <Sutekh> sunbathing weather
19:55:05 <Sunbeam> we had a light sprinkling on friday/sat
19:55:08 <e|f> 3.14159265358979323846
19:55:50 <Sutekh> keep going e|f
19:55:54 <Sutekh> ull get there ;p
19:56:09 <e|f> i only bothered to memorise six or seven decimal places
19:56:12 <e|f> 3.1415926
19:56:25 <e|f> but that's ample for most situations involving pi
19:56:43 <e|f> C = 2 * pi * radius
19:56:46 <e|f> simple
19:57:00 <e|f> C being circumference
19:57:11 <SkyFire> pi to 1000 places
19:57:13 <SkyFire> 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511
19:57:28 <e|f> so just plug in the values of those variables
19:57:28 <SkyFire> http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/HistTopics/1000_places.html
19:57:35 <MrMW> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pi...........tasty
19:58:10 <Sutekh> scary
19:58:16 <e|f> there is a spot in Pi's decimal places known as the Feynman Point where the number 9 repeats about six times
19:58:28 <SkyFire> wow
19:58:29 <Sutekh> when u get to the end maybe u find GOD
19:58:49 <e|f> so if you memorised up until that you could quote "nine-nine-nine-nine-nine" and quip that it is an irrational number
19:58:52 <MrMW> nah he doesnt exist
19:59:21 <SkyFire> !ttop10
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19:59:31 <SkyFire> killed it with pi
19:59:33 <Moonie> Anyone who remembers Pi to that many decimal places is irrational.
19:59:39 <SkyFire> LoL yes
19:59:58 <Sutekh> damn
20:00:19 <e|f> use ramanujuan's or the chudnovsky's algorithms to compute pi
20:00:26 <e|f> fastest ones
20:00:32 <e|f> there is also a binary one
20:00:37 <Moonie> What about Bloodnovsky?
20:00:43 <e|f> heh
20:00:48 <Sutekh> isnt there a solution to everything e|f? doesnt science teach us that
20:00:58 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IDs5WoxGyU
20:01:02 <Moonie> Unless of course it's a base.
20:01:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Life of Pi: Classroom Scene (HD) (Mar 30, 2013) Length: 0:52 - Category: Film & Animation - 21,554 views - 21 likes (26.3%), 59 dislikes (73.8%)
20:01:23 <e|f> unfortunately science can't answer everything... yet
20:01:25 <e|f> :D
20:02:09 <Sutekh> so lets get back to my original question, why are some women attracted to ugly hairy men ? ;p
20:02:36 <e|f> love can't be explained away by chemistry or anything like that
20:03:23 <Moonie> Actually, chemistry would be the best way to explain it.
20:03:54 <Sutekh> show me the chemical equation ;p
20:04:00 <e|f> haha
20:04:03 <Moonie> I didn't say I knew it.
20:04:11 <Moonie> :D
20:04:15 <e|f> people have wasted so much time in attempt to explain it
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20:05:27 <Sutekh> ahhh well, like religion hey ;p
20:05:33 <e|f> maybe you should be reading a copy of Woman's Weekly to "find out the answer"
20:05:35 * e|f laughs
20:05:42 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r--QRjAM0U - watch from 2:30
20:05:46 <Moonie> .. or Cleo
20:05:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Life of Pi Introduction (Oct 14, 2014) Length: 3:02 - Category: People & Blogs - 10,189 views - 34 likes (97.1%), 1 dislikes (2.9%)
20:05:54 <Sutekh> that old rag still going?
20:06:09 <Moonie> Woman's Weekly or Cleo?
20:06:38 <SkyFire> think they mention the multiple 9s
20:07:07 <Sutekh> Moonie, both/either :D
20:07:15 <Moonie> No idea :D
20:07:43 <SkyFire> !ttop10
20:07:44 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(296) 2. SkyFire(196) 3. Sutekh(148) 4. HellFury(69) 5. Sunbeam(51) 6. Moonie(47) 7. energizer(45) 8. aLiEn8D_Romeo(36) 9. MrMW(29) 10. Rabbit(13)
20:09:23 <Sutekh> ull have to get there the hard way SkyFire
20:09:46 <Sutekh> poptarts are kinda out atm
20:09:54 <SkyFire> oh well
20:09:59 * HellFury hands Sutekh double scotch on the cocks!
20:10:09 <MrMW> ill pop your tart Sutekh baby
20:11:07 <Sutekh> haha
20:11:14 <Sutekh> thanks HellFury :)
20:11:24 <Moonie> Hey Hellfury..
20:13:02 <HellFury> hey moonie
20:13:08 <HellFury> np sutekh
20:16:19 <Sutekh> maybe u can tell us all about the Chinese thingo on the moon SkyFire? that will get your stats up
20:17:00 * HellFury RUNS toward Sutekh, VAULTS the table, LEAPS over the chair, SPRINTS forward, POUNCES on Sutekh, PUSHES them to the floor, PRESSES their body close, LOOKS them right in the eye and whispers in their ear... GOT ANY Chocolate?
20:17:31 <Sutekh> oooer chocolate
20:17:43 <Moonie> mmmm chocolate.
20:17:49 <Sutekh> why didnt i think of that
20:20:25 <SkyFire> oh the chinese lander that has a rover trundling around the moon
20:20:59 <SkyFire> on the dark side
20:21:06 <Sutekh> yeah
20:21:12 * SkyFire runs off to the moon with Sunbeam
20:21:21 <Sutekh> doing what i wonder
20:21:25 <SkyFire> me too
20:21:56 <SkyFire> exploration as far as I know, but with the chinese anything is possible
20:22:05 <Sutekh> no one buys the mouse experiments anymore ;p
20:22:17 <SkyFire> hehehe
20:22:45 <SkyFire> but they were the 1st to land on the dark side of the moon
20:23:40 <Sutekh> looking for somewhere to put a military base one day :D
20:23:45 <SkyFire> they also have a space station in orbit, or are going to have one in orbit soon
20:23:58 <SkyFire> it is genuine exploration
20:24:20 <SkyFire> being on the dark side wouldn't work for a base - no sun for the solaer
20:24:23 <SkyFire> solar
20:24:58 <SkyFire> there is a reason it is called the dark side
20:25:35 <Sutekh> so, make a nuclear powered one
20:26:15 <SkyFire> errm ok, it seems the space station is no more - it came down in April last year
20:26:49 <SkyFire> maybe naming it, 'Heavenly Place' was not such a good idea
20:27:10 <Sutekh> everyone knows from the movies u put ur stuffs behind things in space ;p
20:27:38 <SkyFire> at least it only weighed 6 tonnes - unlike the ISS which is 500 tonnes
20:28:23 <Sutekh> wow
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20:28:40 <SkyFire> 2024 they are planning to finish using the ISS and it may come back down, (in pieces I hope)
20:29:07 <Sutekh> maybe i can ge a bit and sell it on ebay
20:29:20 <SkyFire> but a private company may buy the ISS and keep it going and extending the size of it
20:29:42 <SkyFire> right now they are adding to the station
20:30:10 <SkyFire> I want to go to the ISS, but can't - damn your no glasses rule NASA!!!!!!
20:30:25 <SkyFire> same with contact lenses
20:31:01 <SkyFire> if you wear contact lenses or glasses, you can forget about going in to space with NASA
20:31:19 <SkyFire> you need 20/20 unaided vision
20:31:28 <Sutekh> ohh
20:31:32 <SkyFire> !ttop10
20:31:34 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. SkyFire(432) 2. e|f(296) 3. Sutekh(251) 4. HellFury(120) 5. Sunbeam(51) 6. Moonie(51) 7. energizer(45) 8. aLiEn8D_Romeo(36) 9. MrMW(35) 10. Rabbit(13)
20:32:11 <Sutekh> see how i help you out
20:32:12 <SkyFire> with Blue Origin and Virgin Galactic, it may be possible to go in to space
20:32:15 <SkyFire> :)
20:32:17 <SkyFire> hehehe
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20:32:37 * SkyFire would love to go up with Blue Origin
20:32:57 <Sutekh> i think we bored sunbeam
20:33:03 <SkyFire> yeah
20:33:16 <SkyFire> https://www.blueorigin.com/
20:33:56 <SkyFire> watched a few of their launches already
20:34:52 <Sutekh> i was watching a dragon fly outside today, it was doing movements the airforce can only dream of
20:34:59 <SkyFire> looks like they have scrubbed the launch for tommorrow
20:35:11 <SkyFire> love those insects
20:35:22 <SkyFire> We have decided to push our #NewShepard launch attempt tomorrow. High winds expected in the area and one vehicle open issue. Updated launch target to come tomorrow – follow here for updates #NS10
20:37:25 <Sutekh> it was looking straight at me, then doing some loops etc, then back right at me, as if to say, u dumb fckn humans, cant do this shit
20:37:45 <SkyFire> wow
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20:37:58 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cosmic^Girl
20:38:30 <Cosmic^Girl> Helllllo everyone :D
20:39:01 <SkyFire> hi Cosmic^Girl
20:39:13 <Sutekh> here she is
20:39:20 <Sutekh> CG :D
20:39:26 <Cosmic^Girl> Ta daaa
20:39:34 <SkyFire> we talk about things to do with space and Cosmic^Girl turns up *hugs*
20:39:44 <Sutekh> maybe she can answer my quation
20:39:50 <Sutekh> question
20:39:52 <Cosmic^Girl> What is your question Sutekh?
20:40:12 <e|f> lol sup
20:40:17 <Sutekh> why are some women attracted to ugly hairy men ;p
20:40:29 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha are you still banging on about that?
20:40:34 <Sutekh> e|f tries to solve it with pi :D
20:40:45 <e|f> lol
20:41:09 <SkyFire> lol
20:41:14 <Sutekh> haha
20:41:41 <Moonie> Hey CG :)
20:41:46 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Moonie :)
20:41:57 <Cosmic^Girl> Guess what??
20:42:01 <Moonie> What?
20:42:06 <Cosmic^Girl> I had another fucking SNAKE in my backyard
20:42:09 <Moonie> Shit
20:42:10 <Cosmic^Girl> And it wasn't dead!!!!
20:42:11 <SkyFire> awww
20:42:15 <Moonie> What sort?
20:42:17 <Cosmic^Girl> Tiger
20:42:20 * Cosmic^Girl cries
20:42:23 * SkyFire removes the snake
20:42:23 <^bozojim> good evening Cosmic^Girl
20:42:29 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Jimmy :)
20:42:36 * SkyFire cuddles Cosmic^Girl
20:43:01 <SkyFire> thing to do Cosmic^Girl - just ring the ranger and they will remove it
20:43:12 * HellFury hands cosmic flaps
20:43:15 <Cosmic^Girl> I have a snake man coming in the morning to prod some snakey-type holes. Because by the time I ran inside to get my phone to call him, it had gone!
20:43:20 <Sutekh> yikes
20:43:26 <SkyFire> bugger
20:43:30 <Moonie> The little bastard.
20:43:47 <Cosmic^Girl> And this is the THRID snake in the same area. So I'm pretty sure there's a little fucking family making itself at home!
20:43:52 * Cosmic^Girl hyperventilates
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20:43:57 <SkyFire> :(
20:44:07 <Moonie> Get a snake repeller thingo.
20:44:23 * SkyFire hands Cosmic^Girl a flame thrower
20:44:25 <Cosmic^Girl> They don't work. My friend had them and found snakes asleep on top of them
20:44:28 <Sutekh> one of them is watching the phone i reccon
20:44:33 <Moonie> haha shit..
20:44:51 <Cosmic^Girl> I am so scared one is going to kill me in my sleep!
20:44:53 <Moonie> The flame thrower thing is an option.
20:45:06 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm so ready to sell this house!
20:45:11 <SkyFire> keep your doors and windows tightly shut and locked Cosmic^Girl
20:45:34 <Moonie> Yeah, don't leave anything open unsupervised.
20:46:00 Nick: nevets is now known as nerdhacks
20:46:05 Quit: nerdhacks ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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20:46:07 <Cosmic^Girl> Uhhhh I hate them so so so much
20:46:09 Nick: nerdhacks is now known as nevets
20:46:13 <SkyFire> why ?
20:46:21 <Cosmic^Girl> Because they're DEADLY
20:46:23 <Cosmic^Girl> And evil
20:46:24 <SkyFire> oh
20:46:32 <Cosmic^Girl> And I don't want them to kill my dogs
20:46:32 <Sutekh> i had the same problem with a spider, it ran away when i approached... into a corner behind a cupboard, but lah, remove cupboard not there, no where
20:46:45 * nevets slaps Sutekh around a bit with a large trout
20:46:51 * SkyFire sits with Cosmic^Girl and cuddles her - they aren't that bad really
20:46:53 <Sutekh> animals so smart
20:47:13 <Moonie> When you lifted the cupboard up Sutekh, did you look up to see the spider laughing at you from the bottom of the cupboard?
20:48:08 <e|f> mmhmmm
20:48:09 <lx> ...ah huh...
20:48:22 <e|f> snakes and spiders
20:48:26 <Sutekh> Moonie, yeah looked, but not there
20:48:34 <HellFury> yeah no thanks on those two
20:48:35 <Sutekh> another mystery ;p
20:48:48 <Moonie> Sneaky little fucker.
20:48:51 <e|f> i've only ever seen a funnel web in a domestic setting once - and one was on my kitchen floor
20:49:08 <e|f> male looking for a female presumably
20:49:13 <e|f> maybe it should've gone down the pub
20:49:17 <SkyFire> we have had a brown snake in the garden twice
20:49:40 <Moonie> Did you flop your dick out at it elf? surely that would have made it realise it was in the wrong place?
20:49:46 <e|f> lol
20:50:04 <e|f> i was walking past, smoking a cigarette and exclaimed "that's a funnel web spider!"
20:50:09 <e|f> did not even flinch
20:50:15 <Cosmic^Girl> I have been in this house for 15ish years. I saw my first tiger snake 3 years ago, a baby one in my garage last summer, and now 2 in the space of 2 days!!!
20:50:18 * Cosmic^Girl cries
20:50:25 <SkyFire> wow
20:50:32 <Moonie> Did the spider look around looking for the funnel web spider as well? haha
20:50:36 * SkyFire snuggles right up close to Cosmic^Girl
20:50:55 <SkyFire> maybe time to look a new place to live
20:50:59 <HellFury> fml at male dling 2 movies same time
20:51:14 <SkyFire> lol HellFury
20:51:24 <HellFury> not fuckin funny
20:51:31 <SkyFire> oh ?
20:51:40 <HellFury> im so lagged this pc is lagging fuckin slow like a snail
20:51:41 <SkyFire> I have had 8 downloads going at once - not movies though
20:51:42 <Moonie> That's a bit rude... He could at least limit the speed to not hog the bandwidth.
20:51:43 <HellFury> nothings moving
20:52:00 <e|f> SkyFire - porn?
20:52:01 <HellFury> i just see screen roll after a min
20:52:08 <SkyFire> pdfs actually
20:52:15 <e|f> lol nice
20:52:24 <SkyFire> pull the plug on his internet HellFury
20:52:24 <e|f> pdf files should not take long to download
20:52:30 <SkyFire> they didn't
20:52:46 <SkyFire> I have done just over 1 GB in 20 minutes or so
20:52:47 <HellFury> im not that stupid
20:52:50 <HellFury> he will hit my head
20:52:52 <HellFury> or arm
20:52:55 <e|f> biggest thing i've ever downloaded would either be a game or an iso of a linux
20:52:55 <SkyFire> oh
20:53:04 <Sutekh> CG, unfortunalty this channel is struggling with scientific answers tonight
20:53:36 <Cosmic^Girl> Is "why are women attracted to ugly, hairy men?" the only scientific question you have?
20:53:48 <e|f> pornography kind of lost its charm on me when i turned 30
20:53:51 * e|f laughs
20:53:53 <SkyFire> at times I wish I was living in Singapore - they have the worlds fastest internet
20:54:22 <Moonie> Korea is pretty fuckin' awesome as well.
20:54:26 <e|f> what about those links in the Netherlands or whatever
20:54:31 <e|f> GBs per second
20:54:35 <SkyFire> yeah
20:54:50 <e|f> i'm happy - there's only so much shit one elf can download
20:54:54 <SkyFire> Singapore is number one on internet speeds - or was last time I looked
20:54:58 <e|f> only so many hours in the day
20:55:20 <SkyFire> meanwhile Australia is 60th, down from 30th place
20:55:23 <Sutekh> CG, nah, looking for teh answer to 22/7 how spiders and snakes evade us etc ;p
20:55:54 <Cosmic^Girl> They evade us because they watch us while we sleep, and when we don't know they're watching us
20:55:55 <SkyFire> actually Australia is 60th and falling
20:56:01 <Cosmic^Girl> They write shit down on post it notes
20:56:08 <Cosmic^Girl> And they stick it up in their den
20:56:13 <e|f> SkyFire - you would move house just for better internet speed?
20:56:16 <e|f> lol CG
20:56:19 <Moonie> Stupid fuckin' Australian internet.
20:56:20 <Cosmic^Girl> Then they laugh at the stupid humans
20:56:21 <SkyFire> maybe
20:56:34 <SkyFire> and have their own version of twitter and facebook
20:57:00 <Sutekh> haha
20:57:03 <e|f> why don't you just buy one of those asian women off the Internet - make sure she looks like her photo - and ask her all about it
20:57:11 <SkyFire> Archnidbook
20:57:13 <e|f> might be able to get citizenship through her too
20:57:14 <Sutekh> atm we have a open mind to any suggestions
20:57:48 <Cosmic^Girl> They also probably just know how to instinctually survive
20:57:53 <SkyFire> yes
20:58:12 <e|f> some people keep snakes as pets
20:58:17 <e|f> lol
20:58:22 <SkyFire> If they say roaches can survive a nuclear war, what the heck is in a can or mortein
20:58:24 <Sutekh> oh and how a dragon fly does the movements it does
20:58:27 <SkyFire> of
20:58:56 <SkyFire> dragonflies are natures version of a helicopter
20:59:04 <SkyFire> they have 4 wings btw
20:59:10 <e|f> :o
20:59:43 <Sutekh> ive never seen a helicopter move like one
20:59:56 <Sutekh> like 100 - 0 in a second ;p
21:00:08 <e|f> bbiab
21:00:31 <SkyFire> spotted in Singapore https://www.instagram.com/p/BgDvR-mlOLp/ (male) and https://www.instagram.com/p/BgDxro4lnJs/ (female)
21:00:55 <Sutekh> ;/
21:01:10 <e|f> SkyFire - you do a great job of travelling and seeing new things
21:01:15 <e|f> bravo my friend
21:01:18 <SkyFire> :)
21:01:29 <e|f> anyway brb
21:01:39 <SkyFire> that is mainly why I love travelling so much
21:02:30 <SkyFire> burned up a bit of the hotels wifi finding out those two were
21:05:54 <SkyFire> hoping to see some bears in Canada
21:06:27 <Sutekh> sometimes u get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you ;p
21:06:34 <SkyFire> LoL yes
21:06:42 <e|f> lol
21:06:51 <e|f> it's funny
21:06:53 <SkyFire> but I will be on a moving train, so it might be a bit hard for the bear
21:06:53 <Cosmic^Girl> At least bears are cute
21:07:13 <Cosmic^Girl> With their little furry ears and big paws
21:07:37 <e|f> even those stupid types of people who never did well in school and went off to become labourers etc... even they occassionally wake up later in life and think to themselves "hey, fuck, what if i read something..."
21:08:18 <SkyFire> they are like that until one gives you a bear hug Cosmic^Girl
21:08:28 <e|f> lol
21:08:51 <e|f> there was this guy (i forget his name) used to go up to bears (wild animals) and give them hugs etc (interact with them)
21:09:05 <e|f> he eventually picked the wrong bear and he and the person he was with were killed by it
21:09:30 <e|f> there was a taped recorded left of it depicting them screaming etc "run... run!"
21:09:32 <HellFury> https://www.facebook.com/frankscommhub/photos/a.315280972009946/940484839489553/?type=3&comment_id=940491049488932¬if_id=1548065458064290¬if_t=feedback_reaction_generic
21:09:32 <Moonie> Maybe the bear wanted a blowjob, not a hug.
21:09:42 <Sutekh> e|f, the world still needs labourers ;p
21:10:32 <Sutekh> or the pyramids would never have been built :D
21:10:35 <e|f> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell
21:10:51 <Cosmic^Girl> That's just natural selection at work
21:10:55 <e|f> yeah but labouring is a typical job where the employee is encouraged to risk themselves
21:11:01 <e|f> often poorly paid
21:11:15 <e|f> higher risk, higher pay
21:11:25 <e|f> like today some labourers work with asbestos etc
21:11:26 <Moonie> I'm a big supporter of natural selection.
21:11:40 <Cosmic^Girl> Good on you Charles Darwin
21:11:51 * SkyFire has been to England 6 times
21:11:52 <e|f> many of the people who worked on the pyramids died as a result of that
21:11:54 <e|f> lol
21:12:01 <Sutekh> my GP complains how much he has to pay workers to fix up his outside concrete etc haha
21:12:14 <e|f> up high, fell to their deaths
21:12:31 <SkyFire> 3 times to Paris
21:12:55 <e|f> general practitioner is a pretty well-paid profession
21:13:08 <e|f> easily make 2-300 thousand dollars per year here in australia
21:13:20 <e|f> anything medical specialty involves high pay
21:13:23 <Sutekh> i tell him to do it his fckn self then, how hard is it for a skinny old guy to fix some cement and sand and water hey ;p
21:13:28 <SkyFire> being up high is not the problem, the sudden stop at the bottom is the problem
21:13:33 <e|f> neurosurgeons easily earn $500 per hour
21:14:17 <SkyFire> 5 days with family in Vancouver
21:14:29 <Sutekh> yep, but who does he run to when his toilet is blocked ;p
21:14:51 <SkyFire> going to a museum one day - not really sure the rest of the time
21:15:07 <e|f> lol yeah - he would pay a plumber but probably wouldn't get to know them personally
21:15:15 <Sutekh> yeah
21:15:15 <e|f> everyone pays for goods and services, mostly
21:15:35 <Sutekh> well all parts have their function in a machine, and in society :D
21:15:45 <e|f> lol yes
21:16:21 <e|f> Timothy Treadwell (born Timothy William Dexter; April 29, 1957 – October 5, 2003) was an American bear enthusiast, environmentalist, documentary filmmaker, founder of the bear-protection organization Grizzly People. He lived among grizzly bears of Katmai National Park in Alaska for 13 summers. At the end of his 13th summer in the park, in 2003, he and his girlfriend Amie Huguenard were killed
21:16:21 <e|f> and almost fully eaten by a 28-year-old brown bear, whose stomach was later found to contain human remains and clothing.
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21:16:56 <e|f> soo
21:16:57 <Sutekh> wow
21:17:11 <e|f> how much do you want to risk, ladies and gentlemen (for money)?
21:17:17 <e|f> the clock is ticking
21:17:20 * e|f laughs
21:17:30 <Sutekh> some animals have no respect for our intelligence hey ;p
21:18:27 <Cosmic^Girl> Did they win the Darwin award?
21:19:17 <SkyFire> there is a casino on both of the ships I am cruising on
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21:19:34 <Sutekh> Hi pong
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21:19:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiiiii
21:21:31 <e|f> hmmmmmm casino, eh
21:21:31 <lx> ...ah huh...
21:22:16 <e|f> play for a while at the casino until they offer you free drinks
21:22:24 <SkyFire> I was planning on avoiding them
21:22:31 <e|f> the free drinks are provided to impair your judgement while you gamble
21:22:34 * e|f laughs
21:23:03 <e|f> but i suppose anyone who gambles is already impaired enough
21:23:08 <SkyFire> yes
21:23:35 <e|f> guy on my cruise apparently won six grand playing roulette
21:23:38 <e|f> but whatever
21:23:44 <SkyFire> wow
21:24:03 <e|f> started with five dollar chips and was eventually betting with one hundred dollar chips
21:24:11 <e|f> the term is "build a pyramid"
21:24:19 <e|f> total mug's game
21:24:27 <Sutekh> in moderation its entertainment, but the small chance of financial or other reward
21:24:32 <e|f> but if people win at it... great... good luck to them
21:24:51 <Sutekh> life has many facets e|f
21:25:16 <e|f> the chance of financial reward is chance itself... something that is uncontrollable by anyone
21:25:32 <e|f> longer they stay there - more chance they have of losing it all
21:25:34 <Sutekh> too much work and no play makes Johnie a dull boy ;p
21:25:40 <e|f> while they try to build a pyramid
21:25:41 <e|f> lol
21:26:18 <e|f> i would run a casino if i was in a position to
21:26:22 <e|f> very profitable business indeed
21:26:34 <Sutekh> otherwise why do we have taste etc, any sensations, why make things Fun, even God knows u gotta have fun ;p
21:26:46 <e|f> true
21:26:52 <e|f> but i doubt God would roll dice
21:26:55 <e|f> himself
21:27:10 <Sutekh> just shake hands to have a kid, or can make it more interesting and kinda fun ;p
21:27:27 <e|f> years ago when i was up in Cairns i visited the casino and was playing blackjack
21:27:32 <e|f> another chance game
21:27:44 <e|f> older woman sitting next to me was trying to explain to me "how to play it"
21:27:55 <e|f> she had stacks and stacks of $25 chips
21:28:04 <e|f> each bet she made she was losing hundreds of dollars
21:28:09 <e|f> woosh woosh, chips gone
21:28:12 * e|f laughs
21:28:31 <Sutekh> prob some guy funding her ;p
21:28:34 <Cosmic^Girl> Well hopefully you didn't take her tips!
21:28:41 <Sutekh> women arnt stupid :D
21:28:52 <Cosmic^Girl> Some ugly, hairy man, right Sutekh?
21:29:31 <Sutekh> no doubt CG haha
21:29:45 <e|f> my impression of Cairns was of a tourist hotspot for rich asians
21:30:05 <e|f> plastic surgery, high end (poor quality) clothes and watches, casino, hotels
21:30:06 <Sutekh> they always walk away from break ups loaded dont they
21:30:09 <e|f> boring!
21:30:49 <Sutekh> haha
21:30:58 <Sutekh> Asians love to gamble
21:31:11 <e|f> so basically things someone with a weaker mind would like
21:31:25 <Cosmic^Girl> I liked Cairns. My hotel was lovely, I found great coffee, the reef was beautiful. But yes, there was a lot of asian tourists. Port Douglas is my fave
21:31:53 <e|f> oh don't get me wrong - Cairns is nice - but what i saw of it didn't interest me much
21:32:00 <Sutekh> e|f, didnt u play powerball? ;p
21:32:12 <e|f> haha
21:32:20 <e|f> never powerball but lotteries, yes
21:32:23 <e|f> you got me
21:32:26 <e|f> i am the victim
21:32:56 <Sutekh> some lady with 107 mil was told she would never win :D
21:33:14 <SkyFire> /Track: 1965 - John Williams - Kiss from a Rose (Batman Forever) - Time: 4:07 - Bitrate: 128 bps\
21:33:32 <e|f> so ladies, go put a bet on blackjack while in Cairns and if you win, think to yourself "my tits are too small" and a surgeon there will be happy to fix them for you with your blackjack winnings
21:33:37 * e|f is cynical
21:33:58 <SkyFire> LoL e|f
21:34:00 <Cosmic^Girl> A surgeon would be happy to fix them anywhere
21:34:05 <Cosmic^Girl> Not just Cairns
21:34:11 <Cosmic^Girl> And not just with blackjack winnings
21:34:17 <e|f> lol yeah
21:34:22 <SkyFire> then you get cancer from it
21:34:40 <e|f> but if you look at the way Cairns is set up... it's obvious people had a plan to make money
21:34:40 <Sutekh> and after that he will prob ask her out
21:35:05 <Sutekh> and then she will get 1/2 his income, big boobs have advantages
21:35:28 <SkyFire> until she has cancer due to the silicon implants bursting
21:35:36 <e|f> like if you go to an impoverished area and look at the way the shops there are set up, well, there's a Liquor shop... then next to that - somewhere to buy tobacco... and next to that - somewhere to place a bet on a horse or something
21:35:45 <e|f> all planned
21:35:53 <Cosmic^Girl> You pay too much attention to shit
21:35:57 <Cosmic^Girl> Just enjoy Cairns :P
21:35:59 <e|f> lol
21:36:15 <e|f> maybe if i went there with you my mind would otherwise be distracted :D
21:36:20 <SkyFire> much better idea Cosmic^Girl
21:36:28 <Cosmic^Girl> On finding good coffee!
21:36:29 <Sutekh> haha
21:36:51 * SkyFire takes Cosmic^Girl in to some backyard place to get bigger boobs
21:36:53 <SkyFire> hehehe
21:37:04 <Cosmic^Girl> Ohhh I really don't need bigger boobs
21:37:07 <Cosmic^Girl> But thanks :P
21:37:10 <SkyFire> LoL ok
21:37:25 <SkyFire> /Track: 2088 - Kate Ceberano - Wendy Mathews - 3=2+1 (Shame) - Time: 2:49 - Bitrate: 128 bps\
21:37:44 <SkyFire> they big enough already then ?
21:37:59 <Sutekh> u all know the story about the guy who had 3 dates, one was very money conscious, another a great cook, the other very highly educated... which one did he choose?
21:38:12 <SkyFire> money
21:38:13 <Cosmic^Girl> Yes, plenty big enough!
21:38:14 <Sutekh> the best looking one of course
21:38:20 <SkyFire> LoL Sutekh
21:38:42 <e|f> a jew, a muslim and a hindu walk into a bar...
21:38:52 <e|f> and they all get on fabulously!
21:39:04 <e|f> see - everyone thought that was going to be a racist joke
21:39:06 <e|f> but no
21:39:15 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha I don't know if that's a joke :P
21:39:20 <e|f> :D
21:39:33 <Sutekh> lah
21:40:15 <SkyFire> /Track: 1424 - Freddie Mercury and Montserrat Caballe - Barcelona - Time: 4:27 - Bitrate: 192 bps\
21:40:22 <Cosmic^Girl> Which one would you choose Sutekh?
21:40:31 <SkyFire> /Track: 2790 - Procol Harum - A Whiter Shade Of Pale - Time: 4:01 - Bitrate: 128 bps\
21:41:02 <SkyFire> love this song
21:41:12 <e|f> i'm still listening to sunli's techno music
21:41:17 <SkyFire> ok
21:41:26 * SkyFire takes Cosmic^Girl dancing
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21:42:05 <e|f> lol cool
21:42:14 * SkyFire shoots e|f
21:42:27 <e|f> prepend 1256 with a zero and it's the same number but is also the local area code for Basingstoke, UK
21:42:31 <e|f> 01256
21:42:35 <SkyFire> ok
21:42:45 * SkyFire mails e|f off to Basingstoke, UK
21:43:00 <e|f> 256 is definitely my favourite number for a number of personal reasons
21:43:01 <SkyFire> in the diplomatic bag
21:43:06 <e|f> lol
21:43:32 <e|f> speaking of coffee - gonna make one
21:43:35 <Cosmic^Girl> Coffee!
21:43:40 <Cosmic^Girl> You'll never sleep
21:43:44 <SkyFire> coffffeeeeeeeeeeeeee
21:43:53 <e|f> nescafe seems to be the best instant coffee but if anyone disagrees i'm open to suggestions
21:44:00 <e|f> brb
21:44:00 <SkyFire> coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee
21:44:00 <lx> seeya e|f...
21:44:15 * SkyFire pours everyone in the room some Hot Coffee... [~~]D [~~]D [~~]D [~~]D
21:44:31 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm a coffee snob
21:44:32 <SkyFire> /Track: 2082 - Junya Nakano - This Is Your Story - Time: 2:20 - Bitrate: 192 bps\
21:44:37 <Cosmic^Girl> I will never drink instant
21:44:41 <Cosmic^Girl> Ever
21:44:48 <SkyFire> /Track: 2626 - Paul Mccartney & Wings - Mull Of Kintyre - Time: 4:44 - Bitrate: 128 bps\
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21:45:17 <SkyFire> where is Exo, his dirt bed is calling for him
21:45:18 <Sutekh> CG, sorry, umm i have no idea ;p
21:45:22 <Cosmic^Girl> Helllo katatonic_kate00 :)
21:45:24 <SkyFire> hi katatonic_kate00 *hugs* :)
21:45:26 <katatonic_kate00> hey
21:45:27 <Sutekh> all 3 :D
21:45:37 <Cosmic^Girl> You can't choose all three!
21:45:38 <Sutekh> i can have 4 wives ;p
21:45:47 <SkyFire> naughty Sutekh
21:45:53 <Cosmic^Girl> Nooo, pretty sure that's illegal :P
21:45:55 * SkyFire locks him in prison
21:46:04 <SkyFire> not in the middle east Cosmic^Girl
21:46:13 <Cosmic^Girl> Is Sutekh in the middle east?
21:46:24 <Sutekh> haha
21:46:26 <SkyFire> don't think so
21:46:32 <SkyFire> but Sutekh itself is
21:46:39 <Cosmic^Girl> Thennn, unlcuky Sutekh :P
21:46:46 <Sutekh> Sutekh = Egyption
21:46:56 <SkyFire> actually locks Sutekh back in the pyramid it came from
21:47:02 <Cosmic^Girl> I know Sutekh is Egyptian!
21:47:14 <Cosmic^Girl> But do you know what I think about when I see your nick?
21:47:21 <SkyFire> then seals the pyramid forver
21:47:34 <SkyFire> forever
21:47:47 <katatonic_kate00> followed by an evil laugh?
21:47:54 <SkyFire> of course
21:47:54 <Sutekh> CG wah?
21:48:08 <Cosmic^Girl> And it's not even the same....but I always think...
21:48:14 <Sutekh> Hey Kate
21:48:26 <Cosmic^Girl> Polly put the kettle on....Sukey take it off again
21:48:29 * Cosmic^Girl shrugs
21:48:31 <SkyFire> lol
21:48:42 <Sutekh> haha well ill take any thoughts :D
21:49:01 <Moonie> What a lazy bitch.. Polly
21:49:02 * SkyFire drives off in to the sunset with katatonic_kate00 and Cosmic^Girl
21:49:25 <katatonic_kate00> lol
21:49:25 <Moonie> Polly's already in the kitchen, why should Sukey go in to take off the kettle?
21:49:28 <katatonic_kate00> hey
21:49:38 <Cosmic^Girl> Sukey is being a bithc, clearly
21:49:43 <Cosmic^Girl> *bitch
21:50:05 <Moonie> Why is Sukey the bitch?
21:50:11 <Cosmic^Girl> Or mayyyybe, Polly got distracted talking to her visitors. I can understand that
21:50:21 <Cosmic^Girl> Well, was it finished boiling yet?
21:50:27 <SkyFire> no idea
21:50:32 <Moonie> Polly needs to work on her situational awareness.
21:50:33 <Cosmic^Girl> Or was sukey just taking it off because she's a mole?
21:50:35 <katatonic_kate00> cos the patriarchy! (re kettle / women being forced into slavey)
21:50:43 <SkyFire> it might not have boiled and Sukey is being a pain
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21:50:59 <Sutekh> maybe Kate has the solution
21:51:09 <Moonie> They finished by having tea, so it must have boiled.
21:51:24 <SkyFire> but kettles only thing in life is to boil water
21:51:41 <Cosmic^Girl> I always got the feeling sukey was being evil
21:52:02 * SkyFire yawns
21:52:16 <Sutekh> yeah just being a typical bastard
21:52:23 <katatonic_kate00> but the song implies that the kettle was on the stove, yeah?
21:52:33 <Moonie> There was no mention of her throwing the boiled water over Polly.
21:52:33 <Cosmic^Girl> The don't end up having tea. They all go away~
21:52:51 <Cosmic^Girl> Sukey take it off again, they've all gone away
21:53:04 <katatonic_kate00> so putting the kettle on could be rather labour intensive ?
21:53:09 <Moonie> Maybe they were just impatient bitches.
21:53:18 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdutyFg1Mj8
21:53:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Polly Put The Kettle On (Jul 15, 2008) Length: 1:08 - Category: Music - 983,061 views - 427 likes (71.5%), 170 dislikes (28.5%)
21:53:23 <Cosmic^Girl> Polly put a lot of effort into putting the kettle on
21:53:26 <katatonic_kate00> because they had other stuff to do!
21:53:33 <Moonie> ... or they went down the pub because they wanted something better than fucking tea.
21:53:59 <e|f> lol
21:54:02 <Sutekh> as i said before, this channel is struggling tonight with answers :D
21:54:05 <Moonie> So, Polly was being cheap by only offering tea.
21:54:06 <Cosmic^Girl> Or they all went to someone elses house for an orgy, except Sukey, so she had to take the kettle off
21:54:21 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLktKNC7tvI
21:54:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Polly Put The Kettle On | Nursery Rhymes | Original Version By LittleBabyBum! (Feb 2, 2016) Length: 1:56 - Category: Education - 9,161,108 views - likes dislikes
21:54:35 <SkyFire> this one is better
21:54:37 <e|f> i think i've figured out who Sutekh is
21:54:42 <e|f> all the talk of hairy men
21:54:52 <Moonie> "I've just put the kettle on, would you like tea" "No Polly, we want to go and fuck, will you come with us?"
21:55:03 <e|f> he's the current main strike for Liverpool's soccer team - that guy Mohammed Salah
21:55:07 <e|f> striker
21:55:15 <katatonic_kate00> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polly_Put_the_Kettle_On
21:55:30 <e|f> https://d3j2s6hdd6a7rg.cloudfront.net/v2/uploads/media/default/0001/68/thumb_67015_default_news_size_5.jpeg
21:55:35 <Sutekh> sif we are all Mohammed ;p
21:55:40 <e|f> Sutekh ^^
21:55:53 <Cosmic^Girl> Mo Salah is god
21:56:08 <Moonie> Maybe Sukey was in the shower masturbating, so didn't realise they were leaving, then discovered the kettle boiling when she came out of the bathroom.
21:56:40 <katatonic_kate00> lol
21:56:53 <Sutekh> haha
21:57:16 <katatonic_kate00> ah we will never know….
21:57:20 * SkyFire throws a hand grenade at [[[[[pong]]]]]
21:57:25 <Sutekh> its a bad habit all men seem to have, this masturbating
21:57:38 <katatonic_kate00> cos wankers
21:57:40 <e|f> i've never masturbated in my life
21:57:43 <SkyFire> lol
21:57:43 <e|f> not once
21:57:46 * e|f laughs
21:57:51 * Cosmic^Girl snorts
21:57:56 <Moonie> Almost with a straight face, elf.
21:57:58 * SkyFire locks e|f up
21:58:12 <SkyFire> 40,000 years
21:58:29 <katatonic_kate00> is that cos you’re a eunuch?
21:58:33 <katatonic_kate00> spelling*
21:58:38 <Sutekh> wtf
21:58:51 <e|f> lol
21:59:01 <Moonie> It means she wasn't sure of the spelling, Sutekh.
21:59:08 <Sutekh> ohh
21:59:13 <katatonic_kate00> lol
21:59:38 <Sutekh> i never dare challenge Kate, ive seen what she can do to a guy
21:59:46 <katatonic_kate00> lol
21:59:58 <katatonic_kate00> oh i’m just mostly cunty
22:00:00 <e|f> well
22:00:05 <e|f> how do i answer that
22:00:35 <e|f> i get other people to masturbate me for me while my hands are otherwise busy at the keyboard
22:00:37 <couleurs> y every1 talking here instead of my channel now
22:00:52 <katatonic_kate00> lazy git!
22:00:57 <SkyFire> LoL couleurs
22:00:58 <Moonie> A dutch rudder elf?
22:01:01 <e|f> "quick - jerk me off while i knock up an email"
22:01:04 <katatonic_kate00> lol
22:01:20 <energizer> <e|f> i've never masturbated in my life <e|f> not once
22:01:22 <energizer> rofl
22:01:22 <Moonie> Hey couleurs, what's your channel?
22:01:30 <e|f> lol hey energizer :D
22:01:35 <couleurs> #melbourne
22:01:43 <energizer> hey e|f
22:01:55 * SkyFire bbqs couleurs
22:02:06 <Moonie> I don't really have time for a trip to #mexico tonight.
22:02:14 <Cosmic^Girl> Is anyone getting up for the Socceroos game tonight??
22:02:25 <e|f> what time is it on ??
22:02:30 * energizer cooks a small portion of SkyFire's rump... and has enough bacon to feed 5000 hungry souls!
22:02:32 <Moonie> I'm not planning on it, CG.
22:02:38 <Sutekh> !ttop10
22:02:39 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1405) 2. SkyFire(1199) 3. Sutekh(833) 4. Cosmic^Girl(579) 5. Moonie(362) 6. HellFury(175) 7. energizer(76) 8. katatonic_kate00(75) 9. Sunbeam(51) 10. aLiEn8D_Romeo(36)
22:02:41 <e|f> like 4 AM or something
22:02:48 <Cosmic^Girl> 1.30am
22:02:52 <Sutekh> e|f has shocked the world
22:02:58 <e|f> i might watch it
22:03:02 <e|f> cheers for the info
22:03:09 <SkyFire> I need one more word
22:03:13 <SkyFire> !ttop10
22:03:15 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1418) 2. SkyFire(1205) 3. Sutekh(838) 4. Cosmic^Girl(580) 5. Moonie(362) 6. HellFury(175) 7. energizer(76) 8. katatonic_kate00(75) 9. Sunbeam(51) 10. aLiEn8D_Romeo(36)
22:03:23 <SkyFire> yay over 1,200
22:03:24 <katatonic_kate00> look out!
22:03:36 * Cosmic^Girl gyrates between Sutekh and Moonie
22:03:49 <SkyFire> awwwww
22:04:02 <Sutekh> CG that looks like a scary word ;p
22:04:11 <Cosmic^Girl> Gyrating?
22:04:13 * Moonie ejaculates a little
22:04:16 <e|f> where is that hacker Exo ?
22:04:18 <Sutekh> is it painful?
22:04:22 * SkyFire bribes Sutekh to use the one with me having 1200 words
22:04:23 <katatonic_kate00> LOL
22:04:25 <couleurs> soccerwho's?
22:04:50 <SkyFire> then hacks the bot, so I win
22:04:54 <katatonic_kate00> i reckon if i just type a bunch of crap, i’ll be number 1
22:04:58 <Cosmic^Girl> Don't be such a snob couleurs
22:05:05 <Sutekh> e|f, the man of mathematics and science has wasted alot of time chatting tonight ;p
22:05:22 * SkyFire gives Cosmic^Girl a *Super Tight And Really Super Erotic Groping Fondling Earth Shattering Sonic Boom Oh Gawd If You Stop I'll Kill You Better Than Heaven Yet Hotter Than Hell Watch Where Ya Stick Yer Hands Super Huge Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Don't Ya Dare Stop Touching Me Huggeroonies And A Knees Are Shaking Earth Is Trembling My Heart Has Stop Beating Passionit Knees Shaking Lots A Goosebumps Was That The Ground Moving Passionate Linge
22:05:35 <energizer> hey SkyFire
22:05:35 <e|f> well even those tunnel-visioned science and math types need to be social too sometimes
22:05:39 <energizer> honestly it's not 1990 mate
22:05:45 <energizer> fix your 'ACTION'
22:05:47 <Sutekh> e|f, true
22:05:48 <katatonic_kate00> sky you’re going to bet me to number 1 place now
22:05:50 <katatonic_kate00> fuck!
22:05:52 <SkyFire> LoL pc has just started playing the Evening Hymn and Last Post!
22:05:53 <e|f> can't get anywhere without other people
22:06:00 <katatonic_kate00> that was going to be me goal for this evening
22:06:03 <katatonic_kate00> *cries*
22:06:07 <SkyFire> aww
22:06:07 <energizer> your arteries are playing an evening hymn
22:06:12 * SkyFire cuddles katatonic_kate00
22:06:13 <katatonic_kate00> lol
22:06:22 <SkyFire> kisses her softly
22:06:30 <katatonic_kate00> ease up tiger
22:06:32 <SkyFire> you might still win
22:06:37 <katatonic_kate00> i could....
22:06:45 <katatonic_kate00> maybe type out random lyrics
22:06:56 <Sutekh> SkyFire, the stats are over for tonight champ ;p
22:06:57 <katatonic_kate00> that’ll boot the word count
22:07:00 <e|f> what if someone jiggers the chat recording bot to negate all my words so my score goes in reverse ?
22:07:07 <katatonic_kate00> it’s business, it’s business time
22:07:15 <SkyFire> I know
22:07:23 <energizer> lol @ SkyFire kissing random women softly
22:07:28 <e|f> so in the coding instead of += do -=
22:07:29 <e|f> for elfie
22:07:33 * SkyFire yawns and is outta here
22:07:36 <Sutekh> lol
22:07:40 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:07:48 <e|f> energizer - you hurt his feelings
22:07:50 <e|f> :(
22:07:57 <energizer> the fat shit is probably a rapist IRL
22:08:05 <Sutekh> ;/
22:08:06 <e|f> :o
22:08:06 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm not a woman energizer, god
22:08:06 <energizer> notice he just casually ignores the rejection of his advances?
22:08:15 <katatonic_kate00> LOL
22:08:25 <Sutekh> thats not very nice energizer
22:08:39 <e|f> i doubt somewhere like IRC would hold much value to a real rapist
22:08:43 <e|f> but i could be wrong
22:08:46 <energizer> Sutekh, i'd be sorry if he didn't still do it after being blatantly being told to 'fuck off with it'
22:08:52 <energizer> lemme find the logs where gecko went off at him
22:09:00 <e|f> :o
22:09:10 <energizer> e|f, you say that but lol @ josh
22:09:17 <Sutekh> haha, alot of ppl talk to themselves in here
22:09:20 <e|f> true
22:09:31 <e|f> i thought josh was straight A
22:09:34 <energizer> Cosmic^Girl, I hope that's not true :D
22:09:39 <e|f> but then he went and stabbed someone
22:09:50 <Cosmic^Girl> That's what you keep telling me :P
22:09:54 <energizer> I love a lass who can skol a whiskey
22:10:19 <energizer> maybe, Cosmic^Girl :D but at least I wouldn't *kisses Cosmic^Girl* without an invitation
22:10:21 <katatonic_kate00> or has no gag reflex?
22:10:25 <e|f> find those logs :D
22:10:35 * e|f huggles energizer
22:10:44 * e|f kisses energizer softly and sweetly
22:10:46 <Sutekh> he has loose hands ;p
22:10:48 * energizer slips a pinkie into e|f
22:10:53 <e|f> lol
22:11:35 <energizer> anyway mummy says it's time to finish my chicken tendies and go to bed, or I don't get any Good Boy Points (GBP)
22:11:39 <energizer> gnite :D
22:11:46 <e|f> lol k
22:11:47 <e|f> laters
22:11:51 * energizer waddles down to the basement lair
22:11:55 <Cosmic^Girl> Nighty energizer :D
22:12:06 Part: energizer ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:12:13 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmm I might go to bed too. I have a soccer match to get back up for!
22:12:26 <e|f> kk
22:12:27 <e|f> ttyl
22:12:30 <e|f> ~~~~
22:12:31 <Cosmic^Girl> Niiiighty!
22:12:32 <couleurs> c u their
22:12:33 <e|f> ~_^
22:12:35 * Cosmic^Girl blows kisses
22:12:51 Part: Cosmic^Girl ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:13:04 <e|f> the plot thickens... ladies and gentlemen
22:13:17 <katatonic_kate00> next
22:13:26 <couleurs> j/k i'm probably gonna be asleep
22:15:11 <Moonie> Hmm... I might go to bed too..
22:15:11 <lx> ...ah huh...
22:15:14 <Moonie> G'night peoples..
22:15:14 <Sutekh> still early :D
22:15:53 <Sutekh> niites
22:16:06 <katatonic_kate00> lair appears to be creepier than rape dungeon
22:18:17 <Sutekh> wah
22:20:54 Part: Nero ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:22:38 <katatonic_kate00> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AOAap6_k4
22:22:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Womack & Womack - Teardrops (Oct 8, 2009) Length: 3:58 - Category: Music - 42,733,414 views - 157,859 likes (95.8%), 6,957 dislikes (4.2%)
22:23:08 <katatonic_kate00> it’s a song about cake
22:24:05 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BxDdEgZHRo
22:24:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eskimo - The Popcorn (May 13, 2015) Length: 9:34 - Category: Music - 11,537 views - 152 likes (97.4%), 4 dislikes (2.6%)
22:24:11 <e|f> sunli's music ^^
22:24:14 * e|f recommends
22:24:45 <katatonic_kate00> wot is that shit
22:24:56 <e|f> some kind of techno-pop
22:25:10 <e|f> not quite the Joan Jet or Pat Benetar you love :D
22:25:29 <katatonic_kate00> ah nope
22:25:35 <e|f> nah jk
22:25:43 <e|f> i know you like nine inch nails or whatever
22:25:45 <e|f> all good
22:25:49 <katatonic_kate00> lol
22:25:54 <e|f> you did tell me
22:25:57 <e|f> i forget
22:26:04 <katatonic_kate00> ya i like nin
22:26:07 <e|f> metal or something
22:26:21 <katatonic_kate00> industrial
22:26:33 <e|f> :)
22:27:23 <Sutekh> nine inch nails, they are abit rude
22:27:35 <katatonic_kate00> naw
22:27:52 <e|f> aggressive does not necessarily mean rude
22:27:59 <katatonic_kate00> trew that
22:28:03 <e|f> there are some christian metal bands or whatever
22:28:11 <e|f> lots of shouting and stuff
22:28:11 <katatonic_kate00> christian metal LOL
22:28:15 Part: Student ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:28:40 <e|f> well whatever
22:28:50 <Sutekh> umm i remember the fck u like a animal song
22:28:59 <e|f> then there are some far right (racist; white supremist) bands
22:29:16 <katatonic_kate00> ‘closer’ is the song
22:29:23 <Sutekh> yeah
22:29:32 <e|f> what about korn and metallica etc
22:29:34 <katatonic_kate00> frommmm
22:29:47 <katatonic_kate00> the downward spiral
22:29:58 Part: nevets ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:32:22 <e|f> might get some tobacco flavoured juice for my vape this week
22:32:56 <couleurs> that song was in se7en, good movie
22:33:09 <katatonic_kate00> when brad was a sex god
22:33:12 <katatonic_kate00> now he is just old
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22:33:19 <couleurs> hell yea sista
22:33:25 <katatonic_kate00> lol
22:33:34 <e|f> :o
22:33:50 <couleurs> he's going to be in some new space movie soon
22:34:20 <e|f> i think mr pitt made his film debut in thelma and louis
22:34:23 <e|f> louise
22:34:26 <couleurs> hunks in space
22:34:29 <e|f> one of those movies or whatever
22:34:38 <couleurs> i think you're right
22:34:50 Part: Zade ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:34:59 <e|f> i'm so old now i don't care much for trivium
22:35:07 <e|f> what's it worth, honestly?
22:35:19 <e|f> k so you knew about some movie or whatever
22:35:23 <e|f> whatevs
22:35:33 <katatonic_kate00> whatevs trevs
22:35:50 <couleurs> selma n louise they from the simpsons right?
22:35:52 <couleurs> i win
22:35:57 <katatonic_kate00> lol
22:36:00 <e|f> spose it's good for small talk conversation or whatever
22:36:05 <e|f> but otherwise worthless
22:37:56 <katatonic_kate00> well you’re not gonna get much ere
22:39:05 <e|f> probably not at this time of night
22:39:27 <Sutekh> someone might show up with all the answers
22:40:04 <Sutekh> but prob will just be some junkie ;p
22:40:11 <e|f> heh
22:40:28 <e|f> "i'll tell you all you need to know if you give me an 8ball of heroin"
22:40:52 <Sutekh> all the fckwits must be zlined or something
22:41:47 <katatonic_kate00> yay
22:41:52 <e|f> k i'm out for the night
22:41:57 <Sutekh> niite
22:41:59 <e|f> take it easy, guys and dolls
22:42:05 <katatonic_kate00> nite
22:42:06 <e|f> nice chatting wit ya
22:42:09 <e|f> <3
22:42:14 <e|f> ~_^
22:42:17 <e|f> elf. out
22:42:19 Quit: e|f ([email protected]) Quit:
22:42:33 <couleurs> bye alf
22:42:38 <Sutekh> lol
22:42:49 <Sutekh> the alien hey
22:44:11 <couleurs> yeap
22:44:29 <Sutekh> i reccon it wasnt a puppet
22:44:41 <Sutekh> i think it was a real alien
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