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// #sydney — 2019-01-17

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00:04:28 <Sutekh> trump, speak up bro
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00:06:16 <Sutekh> While US President Donald Trump cheerfully served up burgers at the White House, federal employees who earn as little as $A50,000 a year were visiting food banks as their bank accounts ran dry.
00:06:20 <Sutekh> wtf
00:06:58 <President_Trump> he paid for it himself
00:07:00 <Sutekh> trump, speak up bro
00:07:06 <President_Trump> i guess the fake news wouldnt tell you that though
00:07:46 <President_Trump> a bunch of talking heads sitting around a table being "shocked" and "outraged"
00:08:04 <Sutekh> haha, what sort of burgers?
00:08:18 <President_Trump> mcdonalds
00:08:23 <Sutekh> haha
00:09:00 <Sutekh> While US President Donald Trump cheerfully served up burgers at the White House, federal employees who earn as little as $A50,000 a year were visiting food banks as their bank accounts ran dry.
00:09:00 <Sutekh> wtf
00:09:23 <President_Trump> https://nowthisnews.com/videos/politics/trump-serves-clemson-university-football-team-mcdonalds
00:10:00 <President_Trump> he paid for it himself
00:10:00 <President_Trump> i guess the fake news wouldnt tell you that though
00:10:00 <President_Trump> a bunch of talking heads sitting around a table being "shocked" and "outraged"
00:10:53 <couleurs> trump rulz
00:11:00 <Sutekh> haha, what sort of burgers?
00:11:00 <President_Trump> mcdonalds
00:11:00 <Sutekh> haha
00:11:15 <Sutekh> Mcdonalds delivers to the whitehouse?
00:11:49 <Sutekh> somebodies lying !
00:12:00 <President_Trump> https://nowthisnews.com/videos/politics/trump-serves-clemson-university-football-team-mcdonalds
00:12:10 <President_Trump> ok cenk
00:13:00 <couleurs> trump rulz
00:13:19 <couleurs> imagine if obama did this they would give him another nobel
00:13:59 <President_Trump> he only orders succulent hot dogs
00:14:00 <Sutekh> Mcdonalds delivers to the whitehouse?
00:14:00 <Sutekh> somebodies lying !
00:14:08 <President_Trump> we all know what thats code for
00:14:31 <couleurs> lols
00:15:00 <President_Trump> ok cenk
00:16:00 <couleurs> imagine if obama did this they would give him another nobel
00:17:00 <President_Trump> he only orders succulent hot dogs
00:17:00 <President_Trump> we all know what thats code for
00:17:00 <couleurs> lols
00:17:24 <couleurs> some pizza there too
00:17:31 <couleurs> i guess mike ordered those
00:17:36 <couleurs> pedo confirmed
00:19:38 <President_Trump> watchin lfctv
00:19:43 <President_Trump> this is more biased than men u tv
00:19:47 <Sutekh> Cenk Uygur ?
00:20:00 <couleurs> some pizza there too
00:20:00 <couleurs> i guess mike ordered those
00:20:00 <couleurs> pedo confirmed
00:20:35 <President_Trump> from the fat old turks
00:20:45 <Sutekh> haha
00:20:51 <Sutekh> he saw the light
00:21:17 <President_Trump> yeah i'd see the light too if the democrats wanted to throw tens of millions at me
00:21:58 <Sutekh> haha
00:22:00 <President_Trump> watchin lfctv
00:22:00 <President_Trump> this is more biased than men u tv
00:22:00 <Sutekh> Cenk Uygur ?
00:22:06 <Sutekh> u jealous bro?
00:22:48 <President_Trump> id rather do what i do and only earn millions, im not bothered
00:23:00 <President_Trump> from the fat old turks
00:23:00 <Sutekh> haha
00:23:00 <Sutekh> he saw the light
00:23:09 <Sutekh> what do u do ?
00:23:11 <President_Trump> u jealous bro?
00:23:23 <Sutekh> how do u earn millions on DSP?
00:23:25 <President_Trump> i own an operate an emu farm
00:23:28 <President_Trump> *and
00:23:30 <Sutekh> lol
00:24:00 <President_Trump> yeah i'd see the light too if the democrats wanted to throw tens of millions at me
00:24:07 <Sutekh> who buys emus?
00:24:29 <President_Trump> emu meat for emu burger
00:24:36 <President_Trump> big export item
00:24:55 <Sutekh> fair enough
00:25:00 <Sutekh> haha
00:25:00 <Sutekh> u jealous bro?
00:25:00 <President_Trump> id rather do what i do and only earn millions, im not bothered
00:25:45 <Sutekh> you could make more money giving emus rides
00:26:00 <Sutekh> what do u do ?
00:26:00 <President_Trump> u jealous bro?
00:26:00 <Sutekh> how do u earn millions on DSP?
00:26:00 <President_Trump> i own an operate an emu farm
00:26:00 <President_Trump> *and
00:26:00 <Sutekh> lol
00:27:00 <Sutekh> who buys emus?
00:27:00 <President_Trump> emu meat for emu burger
00:27:00 <President_Trump> big export item
00:28:00 <Sutekh> fair enough
00:28:00 <Sutekh> you could make more money giving emus rides
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00:38:14 <President_Trump> welcome geoffy
00:41:00 <President_Trump> welcome geoffy
00:41:19 <beagle> i won $0 on lotto last night
00:41:23 <beagle> but i got 3 numbers
00:41:28 <beagle> just needed 4 more
00:41:42 <beagle> some other day
00:42:09 <^pHANTOM^> maybe today
00:42:17 <^pHANTOM^> 100 million on powerball.
00:42:37 <beagle> im not in it lol i bought ticket for tues instead accidentally
00:42:51 <^pHANTOM^> lol
00:42:53 <President_Trump> maybe if u win the 100 million BABY will go on a date with you
00:43:16 <beagle> $30 ticket !
00:43:20 <beagle> :/
00:43:24 <^pHANTOM^> lol
00:43:26 <beagle> it had a chance tho didnt it
00:43:29 <beagle> yeah yeah :/
00:43:36 <beagle> powerballs odds r harder
00:43:37 <^pHANTOM^> i spent about 50 on powerball
00:43:48 <beagle> powerballs in USA as well did u know that
00:44:00 <beagle> i won $0 on lotto last night
00:44:00 <beagle> but i got 3 numbers
00:44:00 <beagle> just needed 4 more
00:44:00 <beagle> some other day
00:44:24 <President_Trump> people who win those jackpots in the US "go missing"
00:44:25 <^pHANTOM^> syndicate and a quick pick ;)
00:44:45 <President_Trump> dominos syndicate?
00:45:00 <^pHANTOM^> maybe today
00:45:00 <^pHANTOM^> 100 million on powerball.
00:45:00 <beagle> im not in it lol i bought ticket for tues instead accidentally
00:45:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
00:45:00 <President_Trump> maybe if u win the 100 million BABY will go on a date with you
00:46:00 <beagle> $30 ticket !
00:46:00 <beagle> :/
00:46:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
00:46:00 <beagle> it had a chance tho didnt it
00:46:00 <beagle> yeah yeah :/
00:46:00 <beagle> powerballs odds r harder
00:46:00 <^pHANTOM^> i spent about 50 on powerball
00:46:00 <beagle> powerballs in USA as well did u know that
00:47:00 <President_Trump> people who win those jackpots in the US "go missing"
00:47:00 <^pHANTOM^> syndicate and a quick pick ;)
00:47:00 <President_Trump> dominos syndicate?
00:49:30 <beagle> sustem 9 is insane like hundreds
00:49:56 <beagle> anyone in world can bet on aussie lottos
00:50:16 <beagle> i gather it cost more for otherseas
00:52:00 <beagle> sustem 9 is insane like hundreds
00:53:00 <beagle> anyone in world can bet on aussie lottos
00:53:00 <beagle> i gather it cost more for otherseas
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01:44:58 <zoopzoop> hi ppl
01:48:00 <zoopzoop> hi ppl
02:04:56 <beagle> hi
02:08:00 <beagle> hi
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09:34:00 <^bozojim> Wow it is quiet
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15:23:00 <Kezzie> hi everyone just home from icon where i had 3 bags of iv saline now off tp rest
15:25:07 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
15:28:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
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15:41:00 <e|f> kk
15:41:00 <e|f> rest up well
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16:16:01 <e|f> sup
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17:59:56 <zoopzoop> ?
18:01:06 * zoopzoop slaps HellFury around a bit with a large trout
18:01:09 * zoopzoop slaps HellFury around a bit with a large trout
18:01:14 * zoopzoop slaps zoopzoop around a bit with a large trout
18:01:21 * zoopzoop slaps e|f around a bit with a large trout
18:03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Have SWC with u R2D2 bot yet SkyFire
18:06:00 <Kezzie> hugs SkyFire
18:11:55 * HellFury turkey slaps zoopzoop with a large turkey... keep that willy in your pants!
18:13:59 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
18:15:21 <zoopzoop> when ya gunna unban me hell fury?
18:16:13 <e|f> ...
18:16:18 <zoopzoop> :::
18:16:20 <zoopzoop> :P
18:16:58 <e|f> ==================
18:16:59 <e|f> ==================
18:16:59 <e|f> God save the Queen!
18:18:37 <HellFury> i didn't ban you
18:19:27 <HellFury> but like you were in there the other day so why the fuck are you still whinging your banned when clearly your nor
18:19:37 <HellFury> not
18:21:27 <zoopzoop> mmm
18:21:36 <zoopzoop> nice one elf
18:21:39 <zoopzoop> :)
18:21:44 <e|f> :D
18:23:00 <eddie> !ttop10
18:23:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(262) 2. SkyFire(11) 3. [[[[[pong]]]]](8) 4. e|f(4) 5. eddie(1)
18:24:00 <eddie> Omg
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18:25:00 <SkyFire> moo
18:25:00 <SkyFire> moo: os: Microsoft Windows XP Professional - Service Pack 3 (5.1.2600) up: 2hrs 51mins 31secs cpu: Intel Pentium III Xeon processor (x86) at 2800MHz (19% Load) gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GT 640 -2.00GB res: 1920x1080 32bit 60Hz ram: 1310/3070.2MB (42.68%) [||||------] hdd: C:\ 63.57GB/149.04GB D:\ 636.04GB/931.51GB E:\ 408.69GB/465.76GB net: Realtek RTL8168C[P]_8111C[P] PCI-E Gigabit Ethernet NIC - Packet Scheduler Miniport - 1000MB/s 281.48MB
18:26:00 <eddie> Umm not nice for the beach these temps... Thursday 17 January - Min 16 Max 24 Mostly sunny. ------- Friday 18 January - Min 16 Max 28 Sunny.
18:26:00 <SkyFire> reached 41.2 C here
18:26:00 <eddie> good :)
18:26:00 <SkyFire> currently 39.1
18:27:00 <eddie> got to a max of 23 here
18:27:00 <SkyFire> ok
18:27:00 <eddie> currently is be 21
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18:28:00 <eddie> colder there
18:28:00 <SkyFire> nice and hot there
18:29:00 <SkyFire> when your facing the sun anyway
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18:32:00 <Kezzie> lol
18:32:00 <Kezzie> hi eddie
18:32:00 <eddie> hola Kezzie
18:33:00 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njjeNt_DLlc
18:33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 5 Deadly Planets (Jul 16, 2014) Length: 4:40 - Category: Education - 503,239 views - 3,548 likes (84.6%), 644 dislikes (15.4%)
18:33:00 <^bozojim> good evening my darling lovely sexy fellow irc channel model angel and irc wifey smooch
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18:33:00 <Moonie> Evening people...
18:33:00 <Kezzie> hugs my irc hubby jim
18:33:00 <Kezzie> hi Moonie
18:34:00 <^bozojim> hello Moonie
18:34:00 <Kezzie> i belong to jim now SkyFire
18:34:00 <Kezzie> lol
18:34:00 <SkyFire> oh well - still kidnaps you
18:34:00 <Moonie> How are we all?
18:34:00 <SkyFire> akive
18:34:00 <SkyFire> alive
18:35:00 <Kezzie> <^bozojim> good evening my darling lovely sexy fellow irc channel model angel and irc wifey smooch < hello my sexy darling irc hubby jim xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
18:36:00 <Kezzie> :))))
18:36:21 <e|f> elfie in the house
18:37:00 * Kezzie gives e|f a Heart stopping, expolsion starting,Really Long..and extra deep..super Duper..and really hot...peck on the cheek
18:37:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
18:37:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(515) 2. SkyFire(175) 3. ^bozojim(67) 4. eddie(52) 5. HellFury(27) 6. [[[[[pong]]]]](8) 7. Moonie(6) 8. e|f(4)
18:37:08 <e|f> lol thx
18:37:09 * Kezzie gives HellFury a hot, juicy, where'd you learn to do that, ohmygod that feels so good, put your hand here, mmmmm and your tongue here, how can you do this to me, even my eyeballs are sweating, you have no idea how bad i want you, mmmm chills everywhere, dont want to be good, just want to be bad, can i get closer, i wanna feel, im begging, just be with me forever kiss :)
18:37:12 * e|f returns
18:37:23 * Kezzie says after kissing e|f ...I climbed up the door, and shut the stairs.....I said my clothes, and pulled off my prayers.....I shut off my bed, and climbed in to the light.....All because e|f kissed me !!!**Smoooooches** WOW What a kiss!!
18:37:26 <Kezzie> lol
18:38:00 <^bozojim> Jim sits laughing at the wanna be try hard to all the ladies making a complete dork of himself
18:38:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
18:38:00 <Kezzie> opps we broke it
18:38:00 <^bozojim> you did reset in 15 minutes
18:38:24 <e|f> lol
18:38:28 <e|f> hope you're well, Kezzie
18:38:31 <e|f> :)
18:39:00 <Kezzie> yes
18:39:00 <SkyFire> lol yes
18:39:00 <Kezzie> i only did it once
18:39:31 <Kezzie> so so e|f having a shit day i get like this every 4 weeks want to give up fighting to live'
18:39:59 <e|f> i wish they could fix it for you
18:40:00 <Moonie> "goes bush" hehehe
18:40:00 <^bozojim> as it thinks it will get away with it as so many ladies on here hate it and its sleazy actions
18:40:09 <Kezzie> bbl not in the mood for irc e|f
18:40:09 <lx> Hurry back Kezzie...
18:40:14 <e|f> kk ttyl
18:40:17 <e|f> rest up well
18:41:59 <Kezzie> !ttop10
18:41:59 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(165) 2. zoopzoop(55) 3. HellFury(48) 4. e|f(42) 5. [[[[[pong]]]]](1)
18:42:00 <Kezzie> ty
18:42:20 * eddie burps rainbows
18:42:40 <e|f> if only those nicknames were variables
18:42:48 <e|f> it would then be implied multiplication
18:42:52 <eddie> zoopzoop Zoo poo ?
18:43:00 <^bozojim> Jim brings our cuppas and cheese cake back for us in the silver tray I got for us to cshare our drinks on
18:43:30 <e|f> e|f = 2; e|f(42) = e|f * 42 = 84
18:43:44 <Sutekh> haha
18:44:00 <eddie> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 7 Professional - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) up: 18wks 3days 17hrs 34mins 4secs cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-7700K CPU @ 4.20GHz (x64) at 4201MHz (45% Load) gfx: NVIDIA Quadro M4000 -1.00MB res: 2560x1600 32bit 59Hz ram: 28112/65477.2MB (42.93%) [||||------] hdd: C:\ 353.46GB/465.54GB D:\ 1.43TB/1.82TB E:\ 2.82TB/5.46TB F:\ 495.46GB/512.09GB net: Intel[R] I210 Gigabit Network Connection - 1000MB/s 1.47TB In 3.71TB Out
18:44:00 <SkyFire> moo: os: Microsoft Windows XP Professional - Service Pack 3 (5.1.2600) up: 3hrs 9mins 50secs cpu: Intel Pentium III Xeon processor (x86) at 2800MHz (16% Load) gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GT 640 -2.00GB res: 1920x1080 32bit 60Hz ram: 1266/3070.2MB (41.25%) [||||------] hdd: C:\ 63.49GB/149.04GB D:\ 636.02GB/931.51GB E:\ 408.69GB/465.76GB net: Realtek RTL8168C[P]_8111C[P] PCI-E Gigabit Ethernet NIC - Packet Scheduler Miniport - 1000MB/s 374.77MB I
18:44:01 * SkyFire gives Kezzie a *Super Tight And Really Super Erotic Groping Fondling Earth Shattering Sonic Boom Oh Gawd If You Stop I'll Kill You Better Than Heaven Yet Hotter Than Hell Watch Where Ya Stick Yer Hands Super Huge Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Don't Ya Dare Stop Touching Me Huggeroonies And A Knees Are Shaking Earth Is Trembling My Heart Has Stop Beating Passionit Knees Shaking Lots A Goosebumps Was That The Ground Moving Passionate Lingering
18:44:03 <Sutekh> trust you to make it mathematiical ;p
18:44:09 <e|f> :D
18:44:51 <e|f> fairly simple
18:45:01 <e|f> work from left to right unless forced to
18:45:09 <e|f> use operator precedence
18:45:41 <Glenn> Doesn't always work when parenthisis are involved.
18:45:49 <e|f> true
18:46:30 <e|f> BODMAS is a simple acronym for remembering the basic functions, few variants on that
18:46:44 <e|f> brackets, of (power), division, multiplication, addition, subtraction
18:46:57 <e|f> gets a bit more complicated in things like C++
18:47:00 <^bozojim> aww thankies Kezzie
18:47:00 <Kezzie> thats ok darling
18:47:18 <e|f> zillions of unary and binary operators
18:47:20 <e|f> heh
18:47:21 <e|f> brb
18:47:22 <lx> It'll be quiet without you e|f...
18:48:00 <^bozojim> thank you honey love
18:50:00 <Kezzie> lol i here and on fb
18:52:00 <^bozojim> on the back is man sewing with rob appell
18:52:00 <^bozojim> how do I know?
18:52:00 <^bozojim> it is silk screened and you can run your hands over it and get what the silk screening reads
18:52:00 <^bozojim> well those of us who have intelligence can and not listen to twitter to tell us
18:54:00 <^bozojim> !ttop10
18:54:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(534) 2. ^bozojim(347) 3. SkyFire(315) 4. eddie(115) 5. HellFury(27) 6. Moonie(9) 7. [[[[[pong]]]]](8) 8. e|f(4)
18:54:00 <^bozojim> watcvh out my irc wifey I have crushed SkyFire and now I am comign for you
18:54:00 <Kezzie> be gentle irc hubby pls
18:55:00 <^bozojim> you k now I am always gentle with you and I have never been rough
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18:59:00 <^bozojim> wow Kezzie where did you learn to xoxo there like that?
18:59:16 <e|f> BEDMAS, PODMAS, BODMAS, PEDMAS
18:59:24 <e|f> all means the same thing
19:02:00 <Kezzie> 1,1 ---4 .. .. 1 ---4 A
19:02:00 <Kezzie> 1,1 -4 .' 1 4` 1 4`. 1 -4 kiss
19:02:00 <Kezzie> 4,1 .'_.-...-._`. 4 for
19:02:00 <Kezzie> 1,1 4`. 1 ----- 4 .'1 4 you
19:02:00 <Kezzie> 1,1 --4 `-...-' 1 --4 ^bozojim!
19:02:55 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
19:03:00 <Kezzie> :))))
19:03:00 <Kezzie> lol
19:03:00 <eddie> hehee
19:03:14 <e|f> and of course you can always force with parenthesis
19:03:49 <^bozojim> thatt guy has got himself into a lot of trouble fast good thing he left
19:03:58 <e|f> in basic mode microsoft's calculator used to have a messed up algorithm
19:04:00 <eddie> yer old skool
19:04:00 <^bozojim> go for it eddie
19:04:05 <e|f> would mess simple calculations up
19:04:16 <^bozojim> yes
19:04:18 <e|f> but they've probably fixed that by now
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19:05:00 <eddie> heeheh
19:05:00 <^bozojim> whats wrong skyfat too fat to get to your keyboard
19:05:00 <l0aded> off on holiday see ya all later FIJI calls
19:05:00 <Kezzie> bye l0aded
19:05:00 <Kezzie> have fun
19:05:43 <e|f> math is one of those cool hard sciences - oftentimes you're either right or wrong, maybe one way only to do it
19:05:52 <e|f> much different for the soft sciences like psychology
19:06:00 <eddie> cyas l0aded
19:06:00 <l0aded> :)
19:06:00 <Kezzie> come take me l0aded
19:06:00 <eddie> Red Rabbit stew
19:06:00 <Kezzie> send the jet for me l0aded_a
19:07:00 <l0aded_away_fiji> lol
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19:08:04 <MrMW> saucy and creamy
19:08:18 <e|f> Precise definitions vary,[4] but features often cited as characteristic of hard science include producing testable predictions, performing controlled experiments, relying on quantifiable data and mathematical models, a high degree of accuracy and objectivity, higher levels of consensus, faster progression of the field, greater explanatory success, cumulativeness, replicability, and generally
19:08:19 <e|f> applying a purer form of the scientific method.[2][5][6][7][8][9][10][11] A closely related idea (originating in the nineteenth century with Auguste Comte) is that scientific disciplines can be arranged into a hierarchy of hard to soft on the basis of factors such as rigor, "development", and whether they are basic or applied.[4][12]
19:08:24 <e|f> yeah baby
19:08:31 <e|f> hard sciences for the win
19:12:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
19:13:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
19:13:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
19:13:00 <Kezzie> got to wait again
19:13:00 <^bozojim> yes
19:13:05 <e|f> The exact sciences, sometimes called the exact mathematical sciences[1] are those sciences "which admit of absolute precision in their results"; especially the mathematical sciences.[2]
19:13:07 <e|f> <333333333
19:14:00 <Kezzie> lol
19:14:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
19:14:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(688) 2. ^bozojim(516) 3. SkyFire(413) 4. eddie(204) 5. HellFury(30) 6. l0aded(11) 7. Moonie(9) 8. [[[[[pong]]]]](8) 9. e|f(4)
19:15:00 <^bozojim> got to love how the baby has to keep using pops ups as the fatling cannot reach the keyboard to type
19:18:55 * Kezzie says after kissing ^bozojim ...I climbed up the door, and shut the stairs.....I said my clothes, and pulled off my prayers.....I shut off my bed, and climbed in to the light.....All because ^bozojim kissed me !!!**Smoooooches** WOW What a kiss!!
19:19:00 <^bozojim> and Kezzie I got the latest doll pattern I ordered today
19:19:00 <Kezzie> great
19:19:02 * Kezzie gives ^bozojim a hot, juicy, where'd you learn to do that, ohmygod that feels so good, put your hand here, mmmmm and your tongue here, how can you do this to me, even my eyeballs are sweating, you have no idea how bad i want you, mmmm chills everywhere, dont want to be good, just want to be bad, can i get closer, i wanna feel, im begging, just be with me forever kiss :)
19:19:38 * Kezzie gives ^bozojim a long, slow, warm kiss that lasts 3 days!!!!
19:19:50 * Kezzie gives ^bozojim a Really Hot..Long Super And Really Erotic..Earth Shattering, Soul Burning, Oh My Gawd If I Stop Now I'll Die, Better Than Heaven, Yet Hotter Than Hell, Groping, Don't Stop Touching Me, Blood Boiling, OhOhOhOhGawdOhGawdOhGawd Soul Stealing, Dream Making, Close To XRated, Hand Trembling, Knee Buckling, Heart Stopping, Body Tingling,Earth Quake Making, Passion Exploding, Wet, Deep, Hard, Long, Lingering, Kiss Because
19:20:00 <^bozojim> yes please
19:20:00 <Kezzie> lol
19:20:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
19:20:07 <Kezzie> !ttop10
19:20:16 <Kezzie> bbl jim hugssssssssssssssssssssssssss
19:20:17 <lx> seeya Kezzie...
19:20:25 <Kezzie> !ttop10
19:20:38 <^bozojim> !ttop10
19:20:40 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(360) 2. e|f(322) 3. SkyFire(79) 4. zoopzoop(55) 5. HellFury(48) 6. ^bozojim(19) 7. Sutekh(8) 8. eddie(7) 9. Glenn(7) 10. MrMW(3)
19:20:56 <^bozojim> go my darling irc wife
19:20:57 <Glenn> :)
19:21:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(770) 2. ^bozojim(614) 3. SkyFire(498) 4. eddie(204) 5. HellFury(30) 6. l0aded(11) 7. Moonie(9) 8. [[[[[pong]]]]](8) 9. e|f(4)
19:22:18 * ^bozojim may not be on long tonight as I had a dog with an upset stomach last night
19:22:36 <^bozojim> and when I got up at 4am I had to clean half the carpet
19:23:25 <^bozojim> which is now done I redid it this evening and the room is perfect
19:25:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
19:25:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(1046) 2. SkyFire(658) 3. ^bozojim(614) 4. eddie(204) 5. HellFury(30) 6. l0aded(11) 7. Moonie(9) 8. [[[[[pong]]]]](8) 9. e|f(4)
19:25:00 <^bozojim> well done Kezzie
19:25:00 <^bozojim> and look at that skyfat only got ahead of me as he uses pop ups and copy and paste and I thought that was cheating the stats
19:26:00 <Kezzie> bbl rest time play nice lol
19:26:00 <lx> 1 The channel will be quiet without you1 Kezzie...
19:26:00 <^bozojim> hugs Kezzie my darling, can I come with you?
19:26:00 <SkyFire> ok
19:27:00 <Kezzie> yes darling
19:27:00 <^bozojim> thank you darling
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19:28:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *Pedo*!*@*
19:28:25 Kick: e|fpedo was kicked by ChanOP (You are banned)
19:31:41 <zoopzoop> sober and flacid
19:31:51 <zoopzoop> that is all
19:32:20 <zoopzoop> eating icecream
19:32:38 <zoopzoop> fake news
19:33:26 <e|f> lol cool auto ban in here
19:33:30 <e|f> i likes
19:33:31 <e|f> :D
19:34:07 <zoopzoop> been playing video games
19:35:00 <MrMW> im back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:35:12 <zoopzoop> my hands are all sticky from the icecream
19:35:23 <zoopzoop> no fat chicks
19:35:36 <President_Trump> lolol
19:35:40 <zoopzoop> :)
19:36:00 <MrMW> bozojim the park is getting dark
19:36:11 <zoopzoop> ircgasm
19:36:17 <zoopzoop> :P
19:36:40 <zoopzoop> wasting the day thinking about tommorow
19:37:36 <zoopzoop> im on anti-biotics
19:37:58 <President_Trump> why?
19:38:04 <President_Trump> herpes?
19:38:49 <zoopzoop> got golden staff infection
19:38:57 <zoopzoop> it's a killer
19:39:32 <e|f> did you get the staff from being in a hospital ?
19:39:53 <zoopzoop> nah
19:40:02 <zoopzoop> nah from being at home
19:40:42 <zoopzoop> got two fluro lights on my seedling
19:40:47 <zoopzoop> :)
19:40:47 <e|f> sorry to hear that
19:40:55 <zoopzoop> thanks
19:40:56 <e|f> hope you get better soon
19:40:59 <e|f> np
19:41:02 <zoopzoop> :) will do
19:41:36 <e|f> ^_~
19:41:40 <zoopzoop> pizzzzza
19:41:55 Nick: Moonie- is now known as Moonie
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19:42:02 <Moonie> Evening people...
19:42:11 * zoopzoop slaps Moonie around a bit with a large trout
19:42:59 <zoopzoop> day time good, night time scary.
19:43:33 <zoopzoop> wanna get drunk Moonie?
19:43:49 <Moonie> Thanks, but no.
19:43:54 <zoopzoop> good afternoon Moonie
19:44:00 <zoopzoop> ok
19:44:00 <Sutekh> haha Jim ur joking right? ;p
19:44:16 <zoopzoop> how are you today?
19:44:28 <^bozojim> good evening Moonie
19:44:36 <^bozojim> !top10
19:44:37 <StatsOP> Top10(words): 1. Exo(349552) 2. ^bozojim(300638) 3. HellFury(206646) 4. Sutekh(155729) 5. b1rd(130348) 6. Glenn(114667) 7. Cath^(97055) 8. Kezzie(95722) 9. Skirmish(74315) 10. Zade(67579)
19:44:45 <Moonie> Not bad, yourself?
19:44:53 <zoopzoop> yeah up and down
19:45:17 <zoopzoop> feel like fats food
19:45:22 <zoopzoop> feel like fast food
19:45:27 <zoopzoop> love fast food
19:45:35 <zoopzoop> can't get enough of it
19:45:49 <Moonie> Annoyingly, fast food is too good.
19:45:52 <e|f> addicted to the sugar and salt, my friend
19:45:53 <zoopzoop> maybe it's addictive
19:45:57 <zoopzoop> :)
19:45:57 <e|f> ^^
19:46:11 <zoopzoop> ahh
19:46:54 <e|f> dr e|f but i got my medical degree out of a Captain Crunch cereal box and then also used the whistle to do some phreaking on telephones
19:48:00 <Moonie> pffft
19:50:00 <^bozojim> hello Sutekh
19:50:00 <^bozojim> joking how Sutekh?
19:51:00 <Moonie> <^bozojim> and look at that skyfat only got ahead of me as he uses pop ups and copy and paste and I thought that was cheating the stats <<---- This how
19:51:00 <^bozojim> yes
19:51:00 <^bozojim> I am
19:51:00 <^bozojim> sas all my words are typed and I do not use pop ups
19:52:00 <Sutekh> even with Exo?
19:52:00 <^bozojim> and I do mean typed not speech to text
19:52:00 <^bozojim> I refer to just SkyFire
19:52:00 <Sutekh> ohh
19:53:00 <^bozojim> and I like it as now I ha ve updated all teh drivers for my refreshable braille display to win 7 I can start using it again instead of a qwerty keyboard all the time
19:54:00 <Sutekh> i told u before i have never believed you ;p
19:54:00 <^bozojim> lol
19:55:00 <Sutekh> not that i believe anyone of IRC, its not personal ;p
19:55:00 <jigsaw> h trollops
19:56:00 <jigsaw> hi
19:57:00 <Sutekh> jigsaw, looks like ur outa luck again
19:58:00 <jigsaw> missed her by || that much?
19:58:00 <Sutekh> haha
20:00:00 <SkyFire> hi jigsaw
20:00:00 <jigsaw> sky hi
20:01:00 <jigsaw> hi cosi
20:01:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey jigsaw :D
20:01:00 <SkyFire> hi Cosmic^Girl
20:01:00 <jigsaw> my precious...
20:01:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Helllooo everyone :D
20:01:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
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20:01:00 <Sutekh> evening CG :D
20:02:00 <SkyFire> hi Sutekh
20:02:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Sutekh :D
20:02:00 <Cosmic^Girl> How is everyone tonight?
20:02:00 <jigsaw> hot
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20:02:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cosmic^Girl
20:03:00 <jigsaw> im always hot, but tonight im really hot
20:03:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Summer is pretty hot!
20:03:12 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeeey everyone :D
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20:04:00 <jigsaw> icy cold last month
20:04:09 <^bozojim> good evening Cosmic^Girl
20:04:25 <Cosmic^Girl> Heyhey :D
20:04:35 <e|f> lol sup
20:04:39 * ^bozojim brings Cosmic^Girl a chilled glass with ice and cold fintered water
20:05:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Wowsers
20:05:31 <Cosmic^Girl> Naw thanks :)
20:05:39 <Cosmic^Girl> Are you feeling better e|f?
20:05:53 <e|f> yeah sort of
20:06:00 * ^bozojim takes his eat in the model angels chair in teh channel angels corner
20:06:10 <e|f> gotta give away my vices before they permanently harm me if not already
20:06:23 <Cosmic^Girl> So you think smoking related?
20:06:46 <e|f> yep
20:07:00 <Sutekh> hey hey SkyFire
20:07:09 <Cosmic^Girl> :(
20:08:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Tell me some exciting news
20:08:00 <jigsaw> youre here
20:08:00 <^bozojim> good evening Cosmic^Girl
20:08:00 <jigsaw> thats it
20:08:00 <jigsaw> hi boz
20:08:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm pretty freaking exciting!
20:08:00 <^bozojim> hello jigsaw
20:08:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Jimmy :)
20:08:00 <jigsaw> you are, and thats the only exciting news
20:08:02 <e|f> probably mostly reversable at this stage
20:08:24 <Cosmic^Girl> It can only get better :)
20:08:38 <e|f> yea thx
20:09:22 <Cosmic^Girl> So what's your plan of attack?
20:10:49 <e|f> quit
20:11:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmm well that is disappointing!
20:11:00 <Sutekh> exciting news hard to find lately :P
20:11:00 <^bozojim> I am thrilled
20:11:00 <Cosmic^Girl> What are you even referring to Sutekh? :P
20:11:00 <jigsaw> no news is good news, thats the best we can do
20:11:00 <^bozojim> I ordered a doll pattern from Fullarton in South Aust fri and got it today
20:11:00 <^bozojim> by aust post
20:11:00 <^bozojim> they can do it if they want to
20:11:04 <Cosmic^Girl> Like, straight up? Hynotherapy? Gradually?
20:11:23 <e|f> not sure how but definitely quit
20:11:28 <e|f> maybe get a chest xray too
20:11:44 <Cosmic^Girl> Maybe go see your GP and go from there
20:11:50 <e|f> yea
20:12:00 <jigsaw> doll pattern?
20:12:00 <jigsaw> cros stitch?
20:12:00 <^bozojim> yes
20:12:00 <^bozojim> no fabric
20:12:00 <Sutekh> CG, well lately on the news its just heatwaves, wars, lying, cheating, the usual ;p
20:12:15 <e|f> i've smoked for about ten years so the risks are definitely there
20:12:35 <Cosmic^Girl> But 10 years really isn't that long...in the grand scheme of life
20:13:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmm this is why I avoid the news Sutekh
20:13:00 <jigsaw> boz, we welcome your GST
20:13:00 <Cosmic^Girl> It's too much of a downer!
20:13:00 <^bozojim> laughing out loud jigsaw
20:13:00 <^bozojim> this will be a nice little project for em to do
20:13:00 <^bozojim> and make her a chair as well
20:13:05 <e|f> thx for being nice
20:13:10 <e|f> kiss on the cheek
20:13:11 <e|f> :D
20:13:44 <Cosmic^Girl> Naw, I was worried about you last night
20:14:00 <Sutekh> CG, im hoping someone catches the Easter Bunny this year and proves to the word its real, that would be exciting
20:14:17 <e|f> i am a tad hypochrondrical at times but in my book it's always better to be safe than sorry
20:14:36 <e|f> hypochondriacal*
20:15:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Does it count if your mum whispers "IT'S THE EASTER BUNNY" at 3am when she wakes you up leaving easter eggs at the end of your bed? Because I think I caught it
20:15:00 <^bozojim> they saw santa and reindeers and thought they were spies and sort of sent a missile at him
20:15:23 <Cosmic^Girl> Always better to be safe than sorry
20:15:58 <^bozojim> it is
20:16:00 <Sutekh> CG, yeah maybe :D
20:16:00 <^bozojim> is that like how we took a group of young joeys out one night on a bush walk looking for gullibles and when we got back a few said they had seen some
20:16:29 <Cosmic^Girl> Do you want to know about my drama today??
20:16:31 <^bozojim> and that reminds me, I have to ring my GP office as my GPMP with TCA's was due october last year and they have not called me to redo it
20:16:35 <Cosmic^Girl> I had a big drama
20:16:42 <^bozojim> what was that Cosmic^Girl?
20:16:53 <Cosmic^Girl> There was a SNAKE in my backyard!
20:17:00 <^bozojim> oh no
20:17:00 <Sutekh> im sure ist real, parents are just involved in a huge cover up
20:17:12 <Cosmic^Girl> It was dead. Laying next to a dead bird. I'm pretty sure one of my dogs killed it while it was killing the bird!
20:17:20 <^bozojim> posionous or boa
20:17:21 * Cosmic^Girl hyperventilates
20:17:26 <Cosmic^Girl> A tiger snake
20:17:31 <e|f> oh wow
20:17:31 <^bozojim> yikes
20:17:44 <^bozojim> is your dog ok?
20:18:00 <Sutekh> saying its real, then later as the child gets older saying its not actually.. yeah right, why protect this Bunny :D
20:18:17 <Cosmic^Girl> I have 2 so I'm not sure who the culprit was. Or maybe it was both! They seem fine. I called the vet so I know what I'm looking for. But I think it would have happened by now
20:18:35 <^bozojim> yes it would
20:18:40 <^bozojim> their venom acts fast
20:18:52 <e|f> yep
20:19:04 <Cosmic^Girl> Uh....I fucking hate snakes
20:19:23 <Cosmic^Girl> There was a snake in my garage last year. A baby tiger. I hope it was the same one because now it's dead!
20:19:27 <^bozojim> I dont like those with the twi teeth in the front that inject venom
20:19:50 <e|f> often the infant snakes are just as poisonous as the adults
20:19:56 <Cosmic^Girl> They definitely are
20:19:58 <^bozojim> yes they are
20:20:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I think you're onto it Sutekh
20:20:17 Part: MrMW ([email protected]) from #sydney
20:20:21 <^bozojim> I know at one scout jamboree I went to as leader
20:20:40 <^bozojim> parks and wildlife removed one 3 times in a couple of days but it came back
20:20:55 <^bozojim> the fourth time it sort of hand an accident with a shovel
20:21:00 <Sutekh> its obvious, we dont want kids growing up and hunting and catching the Bunny
20:21:00 <Cosmic^Girl> The world would be a sadder place without the easter bunny leaving chocolatey goodness
20:21:04 <e|f> lol
20:21:05 * Exo stumbles into the room and makes a grand entrance
20:21:09 <Cosmic^Girl> They're very territorial. Which is why I hope it's the same one because they like to stick close
20:21:09 <^bozojim> from parks and wildlife so it was sort of legal
20:21:14 <Cosmic^Girl> Exo!
20:21:18 <+Exo> good evening ladies and gents it's yeeeeeee boi Exo
20:21:25 <^bozojim> well well well look what we have here
20:21:25 <+Exo> Cosmic^Girl !!
20:21:27 * Cosmic^Girl body slams Exo
20:21:31 <Cosmic^Girl> Where have you been?
20:21:31 <+Exo> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool @ ^bozoJim
20:21:47 <^bozojim> look Cosmic^Girl I was right he has been in the lock up
20:21:48 <+Exo> what's been happening gang?
20:21:57 <+Exo> LOL
20:21:57 * ^bozojim points to the bracelet on his ankle
20:22:08 <e|f> not much bro
20:22:13 <+Exo> been a bit busy last couple of days
20:22:24 <+Exo> thought i'd drop in and put ^bozoJim back in his place
20:22:30 <+Exo> evening e|fy :-D
20:22:32 <^bozojim> It appears Exo cdid get himself locked up again for more than likely drunk and disorderly in a public place
20:22:46 <Cosmic^Girl> Naww we missed you
20:22:59 <+Exo> i know :-(
20:23:00 <Sutekh> correct
20:23:04 <+Exo> i'm wondering though
20:23:08 <+Exo> who missed me more
20:23:12 <^bozojim> I did not as I liked it as it was peace and quiet I did not have to worry about dirt naps or insults
20:23:13 <+Exo> Cosmic or bozo
20:23:25 <Cosmic^Girl> Jimmy will pretend he didn't miss you
20:23:40 <Cosmic^Girl> I pretty openly missed you
20:23:56 <^bozojim> you better not tell Exo about us couleurs while he was away he might get jealous
20:24:00 <Sutekh> so i understand the need for the deception :D
20:24:07 <+Exo> jim used to call me on the cellphone, late night when he needed mah love
20:24:10 <^bozojim> Cosmic^Girl even
20:24:21 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooh what have you and couleurs been up to? :P
20:24:28 <^bozojim> was a type
20:24:31 <^bozojim> typo
20:24:34 <couleurs> #birdboxchallenge
20:24:37 * Exo puts on his melb high blazer and takes a seat next to Comisc^Girl
20:24:37 <^bozojim> my tts was not fast enough
20:24:44 * Cosmic^Girl fans herself
20:24:57 <Cosmic^Girl> I was just telling them about my SNAKE fiasco today!
20:25:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Good boy for playing along
20:25:00 <Sutekh> a Bunny n chains beffore the media is in no ones interest
20:25:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Not one persons
20:25:02 * ^bozojim I will rescue you Cosmic^Girl
20:25:28 * ^bozojim uses his little finger lifts Exo up and throws him over his shoulder like he is a toy
20:25:50 <+Exo> snake fiasco?? what happened
20:25:52 <^bozojim> sorry couleurs
20:26:06 * Exo drops ^bozoJim like a bag of rocks
20:26:11 <+Exo> your alright bozojim
20:26:15 <+Exo> i don't care what they say about you
20:26:18 <Cosmic^Girl> There was a snake. In my backyard!
20:26:51 <Cosmic^Girl> Dead. Next to a dead bird. My dogs must have killed it when it was killing the bird, or I don't think they would have been lucky!
20:26:52 <+Exo> dayumm
20:26:56 <^bozojim> you are ok too Exo no matter what otehrs say about you and your antics when you go to happy hour and get arrested
20:27:21 <+Exo> how did u dispose of it?
20:27:21 * Cosmic^Girl hyperventilates
20:27:24 <Cosmic^Girl> It was TERRIBLE
20:27:38 <Cosmic^Girl> I um....threw stuff at it...to make sure it was dead
20:27:40 <+Exo> i trust people say nothing but good things about me jimmy
20:27:43 <+Exo> hahaahahah
20:27:47 <+Exo> how big was it
20:27:48 <^bozojim> I personally do not believe them or how the sub charge sargent comes on here to tell us you have been given a night in custody
20:28:00 <Sutekh> same as Santa, but thats for a discussion later in the year ;p
20:28:03 <+Exo> i remember when i was little and found a dead snake in the backyard
20:28:14 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmmm maybe 4-5 feet. It was big
20:28:17 <+Exo> me and my friends chucked it over the fence at the neighbours backyard
20:28:33 <^bozojim> was that when your mother let you out accidently without your paper bag on your ehad and it saw you and died?
20:28:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *Pedo*!*@*
20:28:41 * Cosmic^Girl gasps
20:28:47 <Cosmic^Girl> That's a terrible thing to do!
20:28:55 <+Exo> hahaha
20:29:03 <+Exo> funny enough though
20:29:10 <+Exo> i found it back in my backyard the next day
20:29:11 <^bozojim> well Cosmic^Girl you have to realise the so called innocent nice Exo is not so innocent and nice
20:29:27 <Cosmic^Girl> Maybe it wasn't really dead!
20:30:01 <+Exo> haha probably hibernating
20:30:05 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.136.105.127) to #sydney
20:30:12 * ^bozojim can see it all now, Exo with his kiddie pitch fork chasing this snake around
20:30:13 <+Exo> ayy
20:30:18 <+Exo> ross the toSssSsSsSSsSs
20:30:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo
20:30:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Confirm pooland
20:30:38 <+Exo> how are u majin pong
20:30:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U confirm
20:30:49 <+Exo> i don't go to pooland because jim dwells there
20:30:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Confirm
20:31:11 <e|f> pool + and + beers
20:31:14 * ^bozojim while Exo is busy talking I prepare his dirt nap bed behind him making sure it is deep and he cannot get out
20:31:20 <+Exo> i hab auto conferm
20:31:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Really
20:31:47 <+Exo> what have you been doing in my absence jimmy?
20:32:01 <President_Trump> hes been saying hello to all the girls
20:32:03 <+Exo> let me check my notes from noteops to see who has complained bout you and what corrective actions need to be taken
20:32:07 <President_Trump> they've been ignoring him
20:32:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U op in pooland now
20:32:10 * ^bozojim pushes him in and drops rocks, boulders and instant drying cement in and puts a 30cm layer of soil on top abnd uses his unused daisy seeds
20:32:28 <+Exo> yayyy! definitely moving up in the world
20:32:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmy jealous
20:32:53 <^bozojim> I do not think anyone would have complained about me apart from skyfat
20:33:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Did you watch Christmas Chronicles Sutekh?
20:33:00 <Sutekh> haha of course
20:33:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Kurt Russell.....does things to me....as Santa
20:33:00 <Sutekh> the thing about Santa tho, is he is regularly seen in public ;p
20:33:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol look at Jimmy abuse SkyFire
20:33:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> There were best mates
20:33:27 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 2 peas in a pod
20:33:44 <+Exo> your probably bigger than skyfire aren't you pong?
20:33:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ppl say they use to cyber over cam
20:34:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Like...my relationship with Santa feels a bit....dirty now
20:34:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer...
20:34:04 <President_Trump> i confirmed ya mum
20:34:05 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOevVQwQ-LM
20:34:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alesso vs OneRepublic - If I Lose Myself (Alesso Remix) (Mar 15, 2013) Length: 4:57 - Category: Music - 71,917,784 views - 257,673 likes (97.9%), 5,629 dislikes (2.1%)
20:34:18 <Kezzie> hi Exo
20:34:23 <+Exo> why cyber over cam when you can cyber over irc
20:34:29 <President_Trump> Kezzie hey hun
20:34:30 <+Exo> leave it all to the imagination
20:34:38 <+Exo> good evening Keznitz ;=)
20:34:41 <^bozojim> welcome abck my irc wifey
20:34:42 * Exo HugZzzzZzz Kezzie
20:34:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> They look at each other fat bodies
20:35:00 <Sutekh> haha
20:35:04 <e|f> wb Kezzie
20:35:06 <+Exo> Loooooooooool @ the note jimmy sent me
20:35:10 * ^bozojim taps Exo on the shoulder, I would be careful hugging Kezzie as one night end up sore
20:35:11 <+Exo> well played sir
20:35:43 <+Exo> has jim been behaving himself Kezzie? need me to rough him up a little?
20:35:43 <^bozojim> laaughing out loud
20:36:00 <Sutekh> i know what you mean, sometimes i see the easter Bunny at clubs, wow she is gorgeous
20:36:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I can imagine!
20:36:01 <Kezzie> just here i min jim not in the mood for irc
20:36:16 <^bozojim> the two midel channel angels have been behaving perfectly
20:37:00 <Moonie> back
20:37:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Moonie :D
20:37:00 <^bozojim> I have never seen one of these 'easter bunnies' Sutekh talks of
20:37:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Because you don't frequent clubs ^bozojim :d
20:37:09 <^bozojim> no one has even raised an eye brow at us as we have been perfect channel angels in your absence'
20:37:25 <+Exo> well i trust Kezzie has been behaving herself of course but you on the other hand..
20:37:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo how do u stay here
20:37:39 <^bozojim> I always behave myself
20:37:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> These ppl crazy
20:37:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It liek nut house hete
20:37:58 <^bozojim> when have I ever had to be warned, coned, or removed for not following the rules?
20:38:00 <Cosmic^Girl> :D
20:38:00 <Moonie> CG :)
20:38:07 <+Exo> maybe i am a little crazy myself rosS
20:38:14 <+Exo> earth
20:38:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U tolk shit all day jimmy
20:38:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U live fantasy world
20:38:24 <+Exo> u don't have to ben crazy to live here
20:38:26 <+Exo> but it helps
20:38:34 * ^bozojim can I question the little crazy comment?\
20:39:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Night life establishment....cute :)
20:39:00 <Sutekh> sure JIm, like i said before about your comments ;p
20:39:00 <^bozojim> I have mot
20:39:00 <^bozojim> live theatre I have been hundreds of times
20:39:00 <Sutekh> its a good pic up line tho, ill admit :D
20:39:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo do u find jimmys moustache sexy?
20:39:20 <+Exo> b1rds moustache is much more sexay
20:39:23 <+Exo> speaking of which
20:39:31 <+Exo> where is that fool
20:39:33 <+Exo> ?
20:39:44 <+Exo> yes jimmoi ask the question
20:39:45 <^bozojim> what other charlie can brag he gets to happy hour, gets a skin full then plugs a card board guitar into the tram tracks, plays oen song and sings something different holding trams up
20:39:48 <+Exo> u have my permission
20:39:49 <e|f> not been here for a while
20:39:55 <e|f> b1rd that is
20:40:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You should try that next time Sutekh
20:40:00 <^bozojim> and even now they dont impress me
20:40:05 <^bozojim> I have not seemn him
20:40:15 <+Exo> hahaha
20:40:25 <^bozojim> given you were away too, I thought you had found him, done him in and went into hiding
20:40:30 <+Exo> must be on the z`line still aye
20:40:41 <e|f> he would evade the zline
20:40:52 <e|f> not sure what has happened to him
20:40:53 <^bozojim> !ttop10
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20:41:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Bars are fun though!
20:41:00 <Sutekh> i try the same/similar line with my gf, like ive never seen a girl dance naked.. hasnt worked yet ;p
20:41:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hmmm tough crowd Sutekh :P
20:41:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
20:41:05 <+Exo> yep but can't chat since he can't reg a nick anyway
20:41:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He laying low in pooland
20:41:15 <e|f> mm yea
20:41:23 <^bozojim> thisa is not good as Exo is only two spaces behind me
20:41:32 <+Exo> is joel thompson also laying low?
20:41:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Smeagol wrote pooland wrap song
20:42:00 <Moonie> Women dance naked? What? Where does this happen?
20:42:00 <^bozojim> no use for me as I cannot see with my eyes and to do a braille feel would get me arrested
20:42:00 <Cosmic^Girl> In your own home if you play your cards right
20:42:07 * ^bozojim gets Exo by the ear and drags him out to the sound proof room and makes sure he gets the message with gentle force he should not jump my irc wifey and I find out about it
20:42:40 <+Exo> smeagol still taking selfies right next the crapper
20:42:50 * ^bozojim walks back in as if nothing has happened
20:42:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He pooland main man
20:43:00 <Moonie> That's the bit I have problems with CG.
20:43:00 <Sutekh> JIm, do you say that to women so they undress in front of you? ;p
20:43:01 * Exo throws ^bozoJim into the naked sauna with [[[[[pong]]]]] and President_Trump
20:43:14 * ^bozojim avoids going in
20:43:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We get him
20:43:17 <+Exo> i thought chris` was the pooland main man
20:43:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who want a moustache ride
20:43:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He also part of pooland
20:43:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Many r
20:43:55 <^bozojim> there are a few dregs, drop kicks, retards and otehr weazles who frequent there Exo
20:44:00 <^bozojim> no I dont
20:44:00 <Sutekh> ur a shifty guy for sure
20:44:00 <^bozojim> I am not like Exo and you :P!
20:44:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Jim just talks
20:44:00 <Cosmic^Girl> He sounds like Richard Mercer
20:44:00 <^bozojim> I would rather take a lady out to a dinner show like an old time vaudervilel show
20:44:00 <Cosmic^Girl> All the girls dig it
20:44:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> So r u Exo
20:44:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> I got ops now
20:44:25 <Sutekh> haha pong, did yuo gvie grandma wtaer berry hot
20:44:25 <^bozojim> and between them I think the IQ is still a negatiove reading
20:44:33 <^bozojim> hell Sutekh
20:44:39 <^bozojim> hello even
20:44:39 <+Exo> haha would i become one of those if i was in there
20:44:44 <Sutekh> hell Jimbo!
20:44:45 <+Exo> good evening Sutekh
20:44:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She drink hot water Sutekh
20:44:51 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Sutekh :D
20:44:52 <Sutekh> Exo :D
20:44:55 <+Exo> LAUghINg OUT LOUDs
20:44:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She old
20:45:00 <^bozojim> where we can cheer the hero and boo the villian and have an all round good night
20:45:00 <^bozojim> and be a part of the show as we enjoy it
20:45:00 <Sutekh> haha
20:45:00 <Sutekh> we all have our methods
20:45:00 <^bozojim> but you younger ones probably have never been to a real vauderville show
20:45:05 <Sutekh> hey CG, :D
20:45:09 <^bozojim> I am allowed typos as most would know it is
20:45:20 <+Exo> is it true that Lwaxana is your grandma pong?
20:45:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pooland is rising......
20:45:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No
20:45:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She tolk to grandma few times
20:45:41 <Sutekh> pong, grandma berry berry hot shuold give water
20:46:00 <Moonie> We call them "pantomimes" now in the future.
20:46:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hahaaa
20:46:00 <^bozojim> not my fault I grew up with a lot of older people
20:46:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Future
20:46:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She drink tea or hot water
20:46:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She not liek cold waters
20:46:36 <+Exo> maybe jimmy can date your grandma pong
20:46:38 <^bozojim> I heard on one of the raailway groups on facebook that as they are cutting up A class locomotices they will also cut up pong
20:46:46 <+Exo> he will become your step gramps
20:47:00 <^bozojim> pantomimes are different
20:47:00 <^bozojim> vauderville had singing, community singing, a play, a dinner, you are a part of the show
20:47:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer
20:47:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Maybe he be Pong grandpa
20:47:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii grandpa jimmyyy
20:47:44 <+Exo> LOL
20:47:45 <^bozojim> I thought you were taking his grandma out tonmorrow night Exo as your granny timder date
20:47:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong pat Bart
20:48:00 <^bozojim> !ttop10
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20:48:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Naw, hubby and wifey at the top :)
20:48:00 <^bozojim> oh no I am in trouble as I will have jumped my irc wifey and as I promised her I will do it gently so I do not hurt her
20:48:00 <Sutekh> The aims is always the same.. to get the best catch :D
20:48:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Does Bart bite
20:48:03 <^bozojim> is that not what you PMed me Exo?
20:48:05 <+Exo> don't worry pong
20:48:12 <+Exo> when i win the lottery tonight
20:48:21 <+Exo> you are flying with me and jim around the world
20:48:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong got 2 tix
20:48:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yes u take pong
20:48:32 <+Exo> to snort up some coke and party
20:48:40 <^bozojim> <Exo> scrooge I am taking pongs grandma out tomorrow night to show her some excitement
20:48:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yes we go dancing
20:49:00 <^bozojim> now hubby is on top of wifey and dont even think about getting any ideas as you are wronf
20:49:00 <^bozojim> wrong
20:49:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Is jimmy good dancer
20:49:07 <^bozojim> ooops I should not have posted that
20:49:39 <+Exo> LOL
20:49:45 <Sutekh> wtf
20:49:57 <+Exo> jimmy can twerk
20:50:00 <^bozojim> and think, not an Exo in sight so I can contimue to climb up to get closer to him
20:50:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Jim!
20:50:00 <Sutekh> haha, keeping the deception going is the hardest part Jimbo ;p
20:50:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I didn't even think that
20:50:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yuck he has very fat bum
20:50:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Prob smelly 2
20:50:34 <+Exo> pong leiks the big smell bums
20:50:47 <^bozojim> pong tried to twerk but caused an eclipse
20:51:00 <^bozojim> I did not even give any ideas it is your mind
20:51:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Where is the Exo anyway?
20:51:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Why isn't he here talking to me?
20:51:00 <^bozojim> I have no idea I think he got himself locked up again
20:51:09 <+Exo> rolLInG ON the FLOOR laUGHing Out LOUds
20:51:24 <Sutekh> poelpe heer seem to leik pong
20:51:36 <President_Trump> PONG IS A GOOD MAN
20:51:45 <President_Trump> TRUMP IS A GOODER MAN
20:52:00 <^bozojim> I guess he had too much again and thought he was a rock star
20:52:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> This liek Jimmy’s bum
20:52:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://imgur.com/a/b3ZLTmY
20:52:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> All red pooie
20:53:00 <^bozojim> and got himself assisted away to his second home
20:53:00 <Sutekh> Exo has been idle 82hrs 20mins 20secs
20:53:00 <Sutekh> damn
20:53:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Dayzzzz
20:53:00 <^bozojim> I think he has got himself impounded again like a hound dog
20:53:03 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #sydney
20:53:21 <+Exo> eVEnInG sKirMISH
20:53:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ohhhh if it isn’t screeeech face
20:53:30 * ^bozojim can see it now, pong gets put in a retort and President_Trump jumps in with him filling it to bursting point and the fat chokes it
20:53:34 <Skirmish> Hi there wosco
20:53:35 <+Exo> what the fuQ is a screeeech face
20:53:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Is that sort of bum u liek Exo
20:54:00 <Sutekh> actually JIm, he told me he couldnt cope with ur constant violence and abuse ;p
20:54:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He look liek screech from saved by the bell
20:54:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ugly
20:54:19 * e|f yawns
20:54:29 <+Exo> i don't click on any links u paste here pong
20:54:30 <President_Trump> all ^bozojim does is say hi to all the girls, then flirts with all the boys
20:54:32 <Cosmic^Girl> Screech is cute
20:54:33 <+Exo> always cock pics
20:54:35 <Skirmish> It's a show that pong grew up watching in the thai slums he was born into
20:54:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y
20:54:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Na never
20:54:52 <Skirmish> He would still be plying his trade as a lady boy except his nanna bought him to Australia.
20:54:54 <+Exo> link some boobs or gtfo
20:55:00 <^bozojim> my violence and abuse what about what i got from him
20:55:00 <^bozojim> thrwoing me in a cage with Skyfire and the otehr trolls when I am a gentleman and not a troll
20:55:06 <+Exo> LOL
20:55:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Did u seee
20:55:09 <+Exo> saved by the bell
20:55:13 <^bozojim> trust Exo
20:55:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong use watch saved by the bell
20:55:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Degrassi High
20:55:29 <^bozojim> no wonder the ladies go quiet when Exo comes on
20:55:51 <Cosmic^Girl> Degrassi High was the BEST
20:55:56 <^bozojim> they all know how sleazy he is
20:55:58 <+Exo> yeah it's sad
20:56:00 <Sutekh> haha
20:56:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey energizer :D
20:56:00 <^bozojim> hello energizer
20:56:00 <energizer> hey there Cosmic^Girl :)
20:56:08 <+Exo> i bring out all the lads
20:56:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer
20:56:15 <^bozojim> and Cosmic^Girl knows I am a gentleman not a bad boy
20:56:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong loved Degrassi
20:56:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> The fat guy got aids lolololo
20:56:28 <+Exo> wots Degrassi High?
20:56:35 <Cosmic^Girl> Google
20:56:39 <e|f> i never really watched any of those shows
20:56:39 <Cosmic^Girl> But the old one
20:56:43 <Cosmic^Girl> Not the new one
20:57:00 <energizer> wdup bozo
20:57:00 <^bozojim> not a lot I am sitting here behaving as a model channel angel does
20:57:04 <+Exo> i thought pong was like harold bishop from neighbours
20:57:12 <^bozojim> I thought Exo was the quiet sweathig in Welcome Back Kotter
20:57:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> In the end wheels crashed his car
20:57:24 <Sutekh> pong is a good man
20:57:25 <^bozojim> sweathog
20:57:27 <Skirmish> That is the type of guy that used to pick him up when he was a lady boy in Thailand, Exo.
20:57:29 <+Exo> haha never heard of degrassi high
20:57:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ppl say...
20:57:34 <+Exo> too old for me
20:57:59 <+Exo> pong was a lady boy in thailand once?
20:58:00 <energizer> so you're spamming presets back and forth with Kezzie?
20:58:00 <energizer> i c, i c
20:58:00 <^bozojim> no I am not
20:58:00 <^bozojim> I have no presets here
20:58:11 <+Exo> so.. another piece of the puzzle falls into place
20:58:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nope pong Aussie but screech face has fantasy bout pong be lady boi
20:58:47 <Cosmic^Girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nU2zvWsmMk
20:58:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Skirmish is super dooper Turbo Gay
20:58:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Everybody Wants Something Degrassi High (Sep 19, 2007) Length: 1:42 - Category: Music - 269,629 views - 1,173 likes (97.3%), 33 dislikes (2.7%)
20:58:52 <^bozojim> and Exo have your parents got obver the shame and shock of not having children when you were born?
20:59:00 <^bozojim> all my work is my own typing
20:59:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Presets are a good band
20:59:00 <Moonie> They are.
20:59:00 <^bozojim> not heard a band as such live
20:59:00 <Cosmic^Girl> They're great live
20:59:00 <energizer> know of them but never heard them
20:59:00 <energizer> what genre?
20:59:16 <+Exo> some of the ladies boys nowadays are pretty hot
20:59:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Skirmish wank over them
20:59:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Bummim him
20:59:53 <+Exo> lool what era is that from Cosmic^Girl?
21:00:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ahhhh
21:00:00 <Moonie> electronic
21:00:00 <^bozojim> teh last group I went to see was Judith Durham, Athol Guy, Keith Pottger and Bruce Woodley
21:00:00 <Cosmic^Girl> That would be pretty accurate Moonie
21:00:34 <Cosmic^Girl> Early 90's ;)
21:00:40 <+Exo> pong seems to liek Skirmish
21:00:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong and Cosmic^Girl similar age we may marry....
21:01:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You'd know that song I'm sure
21:01:04 <Cosmic^Girl> Wonderful
21:01:11 <+Exo> i was probably watching round the twist at the time
21:01:14 <^bozojim> i ha ve not heard of it
21:01:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong watch all chennel 2 shows
21:01:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Banana man
21:01:27 <+Exo> i thought pong was like 65ish?
21:01:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Captain Planet
21:01:34 <Cosmic^Girl> I watched Round the Twist too!
21:01:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Round the twist
21:01:41 <^bozojim> but Exo why watch it when you are around the twist
21:01:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Super ted
21:01:53 <+Exo> round the twist was awesome but they kept changing the cast around
21:02:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You make me crazy when you talk talk talk talk talk like like like like like that that that that that
21:02:00 <^bozojim> never heard it myself
21:02:06 <^bozojim> Adventure Island was fun
21:02:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tail spin
21:02:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Turtles
21:02:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Rugrats
21:02:16 <^bozojim> with the diddly dum diddleys
21:02:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Danger mouse
21:02:51 <+Exo> jim probably grew up watchin fawlty towers
21:02:56 <^bozojim> an Australian made show
21:03:00 <Moonie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZe9YxJNs48
21:03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Presets - My People (Official Video) (Jun 26, 2009) Length: 4:08 - Category: Music - 1,634,793 views - 9,537 likes (96.9%), 305 dislikes (3.1%)
21:03:02 <^bozojim> no i did not
21:03:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tv was black & white when jimmy was 18
21:03:21 <^bozojim> I loved listening to the radio type wirless more
21:03:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmy listen to the wireless liek grandma
21:03:44 <+Exo> jim old wombo from blink bill
21:03:49 <+Exo> blinky bill
21:03:58 <Cosmic^Girl> Astro Boy
21:03:59 <^bozojim> listening to the end of the radio show era
21:04:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Was my fave
21:04:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmy was in the CB pong use tolk to him
21:04:24 <+Exo> jim kicking back maxing out relaxing to buddy holly and the big bopper back i nthe day
21:04:26 <^bozojim> and listenign to Blue Hills up til it stopped in 1976
21:04:41 <^bozojim> not me
21:04:45 <+Exo> astro boy was awesome Cosmik :D
21:04:47 * ^bozojim had big band all the way
21:04:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong had ameture radio licence
21:05:07 <^bozojim> big band traditional jazz and opera
21:05:38 <Cosmic^Girl> I went to see Mary Poppins today. It was EXCELLENT
21:05:50 <^bozojim> TV has been in South Australia less than 5 years when I was born
21:05:56 <^bozojim> and radio was still king
21:06:00 <^bozojim> It could be as I was brought up on classical, folk and older big band and jazz music
21:06:03 <+Exo> awwww nahhhhhhh where's the invite ??
21:06:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://youtu.be/Vjck3XuNqn4
21:06:06 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Astro Boy Episode 1: The Birth Of Astro Boy (Sep 4, 2015) Length: - Category: Film & Animation - 714,816 views - 3,155 likes (92.9%), 241 dislikes (7.1%)
21:06:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> This epersode makes pong cry
21:06:31 <^bozojim> Cosmic^Girl would rather take a real gentleman than a pretend
21:07:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I like classical and folk!
21:07:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Watch it
21:07:07 <Cosmic^Girl> Exo's a pretty good pasher though
21:07:10 <+Exo> Cosmic^Girl likes the bad boyz
21:07:22 <^bozojim> well we all know you are bad
21:07:46 <^bozojim> how many others can brag they have their own dedicated divisional van and pre booked cell
21:07:53 <+Exo> and i;m buying her a private beach with the powerball winnings tonight
21:08:00 <Moonie> I like something from pretty much every genre from classical, opera, through to industrial, death metal etc..
21:08:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ew, death metal
21:08:15 <e|f> lol
21:08:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U take pong and jimmy dancing
21:08:25 <+Exo> and jim, i'm still gonna get you that harem of women which you requested the last time
21:08:30 <+Exo> i got you dawg
21:08:35 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmm I might need two private beaches. It's $100mil afterall
21:08:37 <^bozojim> is that the one when you do a Harold Holt and go into the sea never to be seen again
21:08:39 <Sutekh> Exo, maybe u can buy pongs chan, use $1.49 from the winnings?
21:08:49 <+Exo> hahahaahah
21:09:00 <+Exo> foh sure
21:09:00 <^bozojim> I like opera and especially operetta like gilber and Sullivan
21:09:00 <Moonie> Very selective with death metal.
21:09:00 <^bozojim> when I was late teens us at northern light opera young lot put on a performance of the Pirates of Penzance
21:09:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pooland is for sale night out on eBay again
21:09:13 <^bozojim> unlike you Exo I do not need a harem to keep my high drive satisfied
21:09:17 <+Exo> take pong, chris` and kuniva to the club
21:09:25 <+Exo> i'll have the short bus pick them up from home
21:09:26 <Sutekh> haha
21:09:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer
21:09:32 <^bozojim> I have my irc wifey and I am happy
21:09:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Just liek school
21:09:56 <+Exo> what's this i hear about you flirting with other females users when your irc wifey is sleeping jim
21:10:00 <Moonie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUb8bDtla-8
21:10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Presets - Talk Like That (Official Video) (Jun 26, 2009) Length: 3:46 - Category: Music - 1,488,466 views - 6,320 likes (97.4%), 171 dislikes (2.6%)
21:10:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Talk like that is my fave. It's a bit sexy
21:10:00 <Moonie> Actually, I should put some of this on my phone to listen to at work.
21:10:12 <^bozojim> here we go again Exo making up stories
21:10:26 <e|f> someone hook me up with some nice music to listen to
21:10:27 <+Exo> that's a big no no jim
21:10:28 <Sutekh> Jim the scoundral ;p
21:10:30 * e|f looks at Exo
21:10:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo jimmy is 73 yo virgin
21:10:32 <e|f> :D
21:10:42 <+Exo> where i'm from, they would hang you up in a tree upside down like michael richards
21:10:43 <Cosmic^Girl> Chilled music e|f?
21:10:54 <^bozojim> it is ok people as Exo does this to me to try to hide his flaws and make himself look good
21:10:56 <Cosmic^Girl> I really love Halsey's album at the moment
21:10:58 <e|f> yeah whatever some youtube link please
21:11:00 <Moonie> It'll help me deal with my assistant.. :\
21:11:00 <Cosmic^Girl> What's wrong with your assistant?
21:11:00 <Moonie> She's fuckin' useless.
21:11:00 <Moonie> Luckily, she's only temporary.
21:11:21 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNArCBr6rrs
21:11:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Payphone - Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Khalifa (Lyrics) 🎵 (Aug 18, 2018) Length: 4:06 - Category: Music - 16,157,741 views - 74,220 likes (96.9%), 2,340 dislikes (3.1%)
21:11:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Queer music
21:11:44 <+Exo> sorry jim but i have more credibility than you do
21:11:55 <e|f>
21:12:00 <e|f>
21:12:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Is she hot at least?
21:12:00 <Moonie> God no.
21:12:01 <^bozojim> I have to tell yuo this one now Exo reminded me of a PM he sent me a while ago
21:12:14 <e|f>
21:12:24 <^bozojim> he said how he had had more than a few too many and was at the circus and went to order a taxy to get home
21:12:31 <Cosmic^Girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_aCcG6SjH4
21:12:35 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Halsey - Eyes Closed (May 19, 2017) Length: 3:23 - Category: Music - 4,147,731 views - 39,934 likes (97.3%), 1,115 dislikes (2.7%)
21:12:40 <e|f> thx Cosmic :D
21:12:48 <+Exo> and i appreciate it jim if you would stop sending me sms messages at night asking for places to get a happy ending
21:12:51 <^bozojim> instead he found an elephant and was escorted from the circus as he was using it to make a trunk call
21:12:54 <+Exo> i'm not like that mate
21:13:00 <Cosmic^Girl> If you had to have sex with Amanda Vanstone, or your assistant, which one would you choose?
21:13:00 <Moonie> I think I'd rather a cactus.
21:13:00 <Cosmic^Girl> No, you have to choose
21:13:00 <Cosmic^Girl> One of them
21:13:11 <^bozojim> It is not me
21:13:21 <e|f> oo cool this music is good
21:13:23 <^bozojim> could be b1rd now he is lined
21:13:43 <+Exo> b1rd doesn't pick up my calls
21:14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Not negotiable with a cactus
21:14:00 <Moonie> hmmm.. Difficult decision, but I guess I'd *have* to choose my assistant, only if I could go for the "99 bag" rule.
21:14:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
21:14:15 <e|f> halsey did a good one with the chainsmokers - "closer"
21:14:17 <Cosmic^Girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB6oIdz_ZXo
21:14:19 <+Exo> fml one more day to get through til the weekend
21:14:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Halsey - Heaven In Hiding (Audio) (Jun 2, 2017) Length: 3:27 - Category: Music - 5,231,963 views - 67,957 likes (98.6%), 956 dislikes (1.4%)
21:14:22 <Skirmish> b1rd is still here.
21:14:30 <Sutekh> i saw u pong at club the other night
21:14:31 <^bozojim> you told me only last week you frequent, Madam Lash, Madam, sweet, Madam lucious and Madam Guillotine
21:14:38 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm in love with Halsey
21:14:41 <Sutekh> https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-17/gay-dance-party-poof-doof-apologises-for-photo-policy/10722796
21:14:49 <+Exo> he is here in spirit
21:15:00 <Cosmic^Girl> What's that rule?
21:15:00 <Cosmic^Girl> It sounds like it's out of the rulebook though
21:15:00 <Moonie> 2 for her, in case one falls off. 1 for me, in case both of hers fall off. The rest for everyone I know, in case they walk past the window.
21:15:12 <Skirmish> Captain Halsey? American WW2 hero? I never picked you as a history buff Cosmic^Girl.
21:15:21 <+Exo> LOL poof doof
21:15:21 <^bozojim> and Exo you said you are not going back to Madam Guillotine as she gave you the chop
21:15:46 <+Exo> who the fuQ is Madam Guillotine
21:16:00 <Skirmish> The results for Powerball are late tonight. I suppose it's because they haven't got in touch to tell me I have won $100 million yet.
21:16:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You can't have ANY bags
21:16:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You have to look her in the eyes while you make love :P
21:16:00 <Moonie> Faark.
21:16:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You can think about that tomorrow
21:16:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You're welcome
21:16:00 <Moonie> This wasn't in the fineprint.
21:16:08 <+Exo> i don't have much time to listen to your ex lovers jimmoi
21:16:08 <^bozojim> you told me about her so I am sure you would know
21:16:21 <+Exo> what time is the draw? 9:30?
21:16:26 <Cosmic^Girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEnCoocmPQM
21:16:28 * e|f listens to Cosmic's music
21:16:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Halsey - Sorry (Official Music Video) (Feb 2, 2018) Length: - Category: Music - 39,402,592 views - 721,953 likes (98.2%), dislikes (1.8%)
21:16:31 <Skirmish> Is ^bozojim talking about his local brothel again? I suppose we should be pleased he has stopped calling it the mens shed.
21:16:52 <Cosmic^Girl> I can play this one on the piano. It's so nice
21:17:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I just make it up as I go along :P
21:17:00 <Moonie> I guess she has pretty good legs for her agae.
21:17:00 <Moonie> age
21:17:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Are you saying Amanda Vanstone doesn't?
21:17:04 <Skirmish> Exo: Just looked that up. It's meant to have been 730pm with results published by 9pm.
21:17:11 <Sutekh> lol, 100 mil, enough to ruin anyones life
21:17:23 <Skirmish> Enough to ruins multiple peoples lives.
21:17:25 <+Exo> last week it was delayed too
21:17:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Which club??
21:17:35 <^bozojim> I think it would pay off all of Exos fines and debits
21:17:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong always clubbing
21:17:49 <Skirmish> Pong admits he was at the poof doof.
21:17:58 <Skirmish> FINALLY some honesty from him.
21:17:58 <+Exo> LOL
21:18:00 <^bozojim> looking into her eyes for me would be hard
21:18:00 <Moonie> I only recall seeing her behind a desk or from the waist up being interviewed.
21:18:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nah that u
21:18:07 <Sutekh> haha
21:18:35 <+Exo> pong left the kfc scene for the poof doof scene
21:18:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U go op to Blokes say ‘fancy a bum then?’
21:18:56 <+Exo> ross please don't break character again
21:19:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Well then! She might be a surprise packet :P
21:19:00 <Moonie> Yes, a surprise. Just what I need.
21:19:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Surpriiiiiise
21:19:03 <+Exo> the last time was quite disappointing
21:19:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat
21:19:17 <+Exo> i woke up in a cold sweat thinking about it
21:19:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat u say
21:19:40 <e|f> lol
21:19:56 <Cosmic^Girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAfAud_M_mg
21:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Halsey - Without Me (Date not found) Length: 3:56 - Category: Music - 79,501,354 views - 1,382,862 likes (97.8%), 31,155 dislikes (2.2%)
21:20:00 <Moonie> How are your legs, CG?
21:20:00 <Cosmic^Girl> My legs are sore at the moment
21:20:20 <+Exo> you have a better chance of getting stabbed by pandasdontdrive then winning the lottery
21:20:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://imgur.com/a/b3ZLTmY
21:20:32 <+Exo> just to put things into perspective
21:20:38 <^bozojim> yes
21:20:53 <^bozojim> but if that happened he would get a bravery award
21:21:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Naw, you're the best!
21:21:05 <+Exo> LOL
21:21:05 <^bozojim> we would be rid of the menace called Exo
21:21:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong would still come on here
21:21:30 <+Exo> you would have a better chance of winning the lottery then jim getting laid
21:21:35 <+Exo> buRrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
21:21:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It funny here
21:21:46 <^bozojim> thank you Exo :)
21:22:17 <^bozojim> but you did miss out 3 nights ago in chanel with me and my fellow irc angel and irc wife
21:22:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Closes thing jimmy had was wen he cyber with SkyFire
21:22:32 <^bozojim> but what you miss is an advantage as you cannot complain
21:22:33 <+Exo> pong you are quite obsessed with the bums aren't ya?
21:22:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y
21:22:40 <+Exo> whatever floats your boat mate
21:22:44 <+Exo> i don't judge
21:22:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Big stinky bums
21:23:00 <Moonie> How high up are they sore? *coughs*
21:23:03 <Cosmic^Girl> All men like the bums
21:23:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liek that 1
21:23:08 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't care what anyone says
21:23:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Na pong liek boobs
21:23:20 <e|f> that Halsey music was great. thx Cosmic^Girl
21:23:21 <e|f> :D
21:23:27 <+Exo> what about those sickos that like feet
21:23:50 <+Exo> thanks jim but i didn't need to know that!
21:23:56 <^bozojim> those of us blindys have to be careful that we dont get slapped or arrested for doing braille looks
21:24:11 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zGcUoRlhmw
21:24:15 <+Exo> LAUGHInG OUT lOUDs
21:24:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Chainsmokers - Closer ft. Halsey (Official Music Video) (Oct 24, 2016) Length: 4:07 - Category: Music - 286,720,311 views - 2,070,729 likes (96.4%), 76,925 dislikes (3.6%)
21:24:17 <Cosmic^Girl> You're welcome e|f :D
21:24:30 <+Exo> <^bozojim> you missed out on my irc wife and me having a quickie in channel
21:24:42 <^bozojim> a quick kiss and cuddle
21:24:42 <+Exo> a gentleman does not kiss and tell
21:25:00 <^bozojim> as a young impressionable like me could easily get embarassed
21:25:00 <Cosmic^Girl> They're sore allllllll over
21:25:02 <^bozojim> here we go making up logs again
21:25:26 <^bozojim> but it is alright Exo no matter what they say about you or you do I will always class you as a friend
21:25:27 <+Exo> Cosmic^Girl did u watch the match against brisbane roar
21:25:44 <Cosmic^Girl> Of course!
21:25:46 <+Exo> thanks for the kind words
21:25:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <^bozojim> I love pong
21:26:00 <Cosmic^Girl> My hamstrings, calves, quads, glutes
21:26:05 <+Exo> melb victory dominating
21:26:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He always pm pong
21:26:14 <Cosmic^Girl> Destroyed them
21:27:00 <Moonie> I think we've established that the "young" part doesn't apply to you, jim. :D
21:27:00 <^bozojim> lol
21:28:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hehe such a gentleman
21:28:00 <^bozojim> thank you
21:29:00 <^bozojim> plus you can have a thong or g string on
21:29:00 <Moonie> Thanks Jim, keeps the light out of my eyes while I'm down there.
21:29:00 <^bozojim> to add to your modesty
21:29:00 <^bozojim> it is easy you keep your mind on the massage and nothign else
21:29:01 <e|f> you guys are nice really
21:29:03 <e|f> good stuff
21:29:09 <e|f> brb one more smoke
21:29:10 <lx> Not too long now e|f...
21:29:13 <e|f> <3 :)
21:29:14 <Moonie> back...
21:29:22 <+Exo> evening Moonie
21:29:30 <+Exo> nice of you to join us this evening
21:29:34 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Moonie :D
21:29:38 <Moonie> I thought so :)
21:29:41 <Moonie> CG ;)
21:29:42 <+Exo> how's things in the world?
21:29:45 <+Exo> of warcraft
21:30:11 <Moonie> Haven't played in a few days actually.. Have been getting killed in Fortnite hehe
21:30:26 <Cosmic^Girl> Fortnite!
21:30:32 * Cosmic^Girl flosses
21:30:42 <Cosmic^Girl> And does that stupid dance with the leg and the arm
21:30:46 * Moonie raises an eyebrow
21:30:48 <+Exo> haha
21:30:50 <Moonie> oh hehe yeah.
21:30:52 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:30:56 <+Exo> fortnite is still trending i see
21:31:00 <Moonie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpZAtLJftQE
21:31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Presets - 14U+14ME (Official Video) (Feb 7, 2018) Length: 4:03 - Category: Music - 250,007 views - 2,444 likes (95.4%), 119 dislikes (4.6%)
21:31:00 <Moonie> You heard this one, CG?
21:31:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I have!
21:31:04 <Moonie> Thought you were going to say you played it or something.
21:31:08 <Cosmic^Girl> In my classroom it was :P
21:31:10 <Cosmic^Girl> God no
21:31:18 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm too busy with my VR shooting zombies
21:31:38 <Moonie> I only started playing a week or so ago.. Not very good.
21:31:39 <+Exo> how many people are suing fortnite for those dances
21:31:58 <Moonie> What game is that, CG?
21:32:00 <Moonie> Hey couleurs :)
21:32:04 <Cosmic^Girl> Ummmmm
21:32:08 <Cosmic^Girl> Arizona....something
21:32:13 <Cosmic^Girl> Arizona...sunshine?
21:32:24 <+Exo> you got a ps4 just to play the one game?
21:32:43 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha possibly. But I have dappled in a few others
21:32:45 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.136.105.127) from #sydney
21:32:48 <Moonie> hahaha
21:33:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey couleurs :D
21:33:00 <couleurs> hiiiiiiiiiii
21:33:11 <+Exo> gamer chicks are hawt
21:33:13 <Moonie> I'm considering getting a PS4.
21:33:23 <e|f> hmm
21:33:23 <lx> ...ah huh...
21:33:33 <e|f> all this talking of gaming has made me want to play counter strike
21:33:36 <Cosmic^Girl> I got one for christmas. To shoot zombies
21:33:36 <+Exo> no Moonie, don't go to the dark side of console gaming
21:33:38 <e|f> so bbiab
21:33:53 <Moonie> You're an Xbox person, Exo?
21:34:01 <+Exo> pC gamer
21:34:09 <Cosmic^Girl> If there's a zombie apocalypse, between walking dead and my ps4 game, I'm your woman
21:34:23 * Moonie claims Cosmic^Girl
21:34:25 <+Exo> haha
21:34:31 <+Exo> zombie slayer
21:34:39 <Cosmic^Girl> Massively. I'm all over that shit
21:34:53 <Moonie> I've always been more of a PC gamer as well, but I have a Xbox 360.
21:35:00 <^bozojim> I have my Calmity Jane CD on here
21:35:00 <^bozojim> Calamity
21:35:01 <Moonie> and a Nintendo Switch
21:35:03 <Moonie> *chuckles*
21:35:43 <+Exo> lol yeah it does get boring just playing the one game Cosmik
21:36:00 <HellFury> CLAMity eh
21:36:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h23m42s]
21:36:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha heeey HellFury :D
21:36:00 <Moonie> Not as much of a gentleman as he makes out.
21:36:00 <Moonie> Hey Hellfury.
21:36:07 <+Exo> i was gonna get a switch on release but nintendo don't release enough games
21:36:35 <+Exo> was gonna get it for zelda breath of the wild
21:37:00 <HellFury> hey moonie :p
21:37:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Huggeroonies
21:37:00 <HellFury> hey CG
21:37:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Kezzie :D
21:37:00 <Moonie> wb Kezzie..
21:37:00 <^bozojim> welcome back my darling irc wifey
21:37:00 <Kezzie> hi Cosmic^Girl
21:37:00 <Kezzie> ta Moonie
21:37:06 Join: Cath^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:37:16 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
21:37:22 * HellFury takes a soft drink and shakes it up and opens it in front of Exo and watches it foam up and go up his nose oops sorry Exo!
21:37:24 <HellFury> oops
21:37:29 <Moonie> I wanna play AFL Evolution, and I'd probably play Fifa as well. *thinks*
21:37:36 <Moonie> Hey Cath.. Hellfury.. :)
21:37:54 <^bozojim> hello Cath^
21:38:00 <Kezzie> hugs my irc hubby jim xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
21:38:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
21:38:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Saucy Ji,
21:38:00 <^bozojim> welcome back HellFury
21:38:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Jim!
21:38:04 <+Exo> Cathhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
21:38:09 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Cath^ and HellFury :D
21:38:20 <^bozojim> hello HellFury
21:38:31 <HellFury> Hey moonie
21:38:32 <HellFury> hey jim
21:38:35 <Moonie> So with those games, my options are Xbox or PS4.
21:38:43 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71zlOWbEoe8
21:38:44 <^bozojim> !ttop10
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21:38:47 <BlackDevil> Youtube: No Mercy Where do you go Lyrics (Feb 22, 2010) Length: 4:32 - Category: Music - 3,170,608 views - likes (95.9%), 573 dislikes (4.1%)
21:38:54 * Exo packs a bowl of chips and pretzels and sends it across #sydney to HellFury
21:39:00 <Kezzie> do we have to wait 15 minks jim ?
21:39:00 <HellFury> ty jimbart
21:39:00 <Kezzie> i only here for a few minss than off to try to sleep
21:39:00 <^bozojim> !ttop10
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21:39:01 <^bozojim> wow look at that Exo is being dominated in stats
21:39:05 <+Exo> evening madam
21:39:14 <HellFury> yum
21:39:26 * HellFury slides a Hennessy across to Exo
21:39:28 <+Exo> actually i'm trying to slide down the list to be closer to Cosmic^Girl
21:39:35 <Moonie> Exo likes being dominated...
21:39:38 <+Exo> wooot! thanks HellFury
21:39:44 <+Exo> pre pre pre drinks
21:40:00 <Kezzie> oh u jumped me hubby lol
21:40:00 <^bozojim> wow look at that I have jumped my irc wifey well and I do not think I was too rough
21:40:00 <^bozojim> that is scary I have actually been talking in channel tonight
21:40:01 <^bozojim> yes he does is why he likes bme taking him out the back room and flogging him
21:40:09 <+Exo> haha you know me too well Moonie
21:40:14 <Cosmic^Girl> I like to be dominated
21:40:16 <HellFury> was at the shops getting dinner and something else
21:40:17 <Cosmic^Girl> I mean, what
21:40:25 <HellFury> and my bro walks past me n took my drink
21:40:26 <HellFury> i go HEY
21:40:30 <HellFury> went to smack Pat
21:40:32 <+Exo> reOw
21:40:36 <HellFury> and my bro handed it back
21:40:37 * Moonie puts a leash on Cosmic^Girl
21:40:38 <HellFury> :|
21:40:58 * Exo borrows a few gags, chains and whips from ^bozoJims dungeon
21:41:00 <Kezzie> hahahahhaa
21:41:00 <Kezzie> Cosmic^Girl has my irc hubby jim behaving ???
21:41:08 <+Exo> whatcha drinking HellFury
21:41:13 <Cosmic^Girl> Can you like...sterilise them first?
21:41:24 <+Exo> LOL
21:41:29 <+Exo> that's just a given
21:41:35 <+Exo> doesn't need to be said
21:41:36 <+Exo> >:D
21:41:38 <Cosmic^Girl> Good lad
21:41:39 <^bozojim> not my dungeon you sent them to me to hide your tracks but I sent them to the basement of Wet on Wellington, your dungeon
21:42:00 <Moonie> He was talking about women's clams earlier.. Quite disgusting.
21:42:00 <Sutekh> yeah Kezzie, we kinda get the idea
21:42:00 <^bozojim> I was not
21:42:00 <Kezzie> hiu Sutekh
21:42:00 <Sutekh> hihi
21:42:17 <Cosmic^Girl> Do you know what I did once?
21:42:19 * Exo puts ^bozoJim on a leash
21:42:35 <+Exo> what did you do ? =o
21:43:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Always behaving!
21:43:00 <^bozojim> my darling irc wifey, I have booked our weekend away with a nice spa in teh room a large king size bed and love wseat in it as well
21:43:00 <^bozojim> and it is in teh penthouse suite
21:43:32 <Cosmic^Girl> One of the men I work with is a....farmer. With horses and cattle etc. We had a dress up day at school to raise money for farmers and he brought his riding crop to school. I was like "Oooooh let me try that!" and I hit myself on the ass with it....quite firmly...and fuck me! They really really hurt
21:43:56 <^bozojim> lol
21:44:00 <^bozojim> far away from prying eyes
21:44:00 <Kezzie> sounds wonderful hubby relaxing
21:44:00 <^bozojim> yes and there is a mote around it
21:44:00 <Kezzie> good
21:44:00 <^bozojim> filled with man eater hungry white pointers and tiger sharks
21:44:16 <+Exo> LOL
21:44:16 Join: dave ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:44:32 <+Exo> but did u secretly enjoy it
21:44:44 <Cosmic^Girl> Yes I secretly ejoyed it
21:44:47 <dave> hey Sutekh
21:44:48 <Cosmic^Girl> And I possibly have one now
21:44:49 <Cosmic^Girl> Shhhhh
21:45:00 <^bozojim> who I have asked not to be fed for a few weeks
21:45:00 <^bozojim> so if anyone tries to get near us
21:45:00 <^bozojim> will not tbe the crocodile roll but the shark chomp
21:45:00 <Kezzie> :)))
21:45:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
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21:45:18 <+Exo> hahaha nice :D
21:45:23 <+Exo> hey dave
21:45:28 <+Exo> where is the money you owe Sutekh mate?
21:45:31 <^bozojim> no idea I am not into that sort of thing
21:45:40 <dave> in my pocket
21:45:41 <dave> :D
21:45:46 <+Exo> i heard what you are into jim
21:45:52 <+Exo> and quite frankly i am disgusted
21:46:00 <Kezzie> goodnight everyone i off to try sleep
21:46:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Nighty Kezzie :D
21:46:54 <^bozojim> here he goes making up stories
21:46:59 <Sutekh> dave :D
21:47:00 <^bozojim> good night my darling irc wifey
21:48:59 * Exo sits in the angels corner and acts all pious
21:49:10 <Cath^> yay!
21:49:18 <Cath^> howdy y'all ;)
21:49:23 * ^bozojim lassos Exo out of the corner and puts him in the cage
21:49:35 <+Exo> oh there you Cath!
21:49:41 <dave> :P~
21:49:43 <^bozojim> and sits with Cosmic^Girl in the angels corner and brings a large pitcher of ice cold water with ice
21:49:44 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APhw7rju-Co
21:49:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bad Boys 2 Reggie (Oct 9, 2011) Length: 2:39 - Category: People & Blogs - 8,079,404 views - 58,826 likes (97.9%), 1,266 dislikes (2.1%)
21:49:50 <+Exo> nice to see you this evening
21:50:06 * Exo slides over and sits next to Cath^
21:50:24 <+Exo> LOL haven't watched bad boys in ages
21:50:33 <Moonie> How you doing, Cath?
21:51:57 <Cath^> good here Moonie..you?
21:52:00 <energizer> gayyyyyyyyy
21:52:04 <Moonie> Tired, but not bad..
21:52:10 <Cath^> Exo, you are the bad boy
21:52:20 <Cath^> yeah i'm tired too
21:52:21 <Sutekh> Catherine D
21:52:34 <^bozojim> yes he is Cath^
21:52:38 <Cath^> oh hi Sutekh
21:52:47 <^bozojim> he has not been on for a few days as he admitted when he cvame on
21:52:50 <Sutekh> ohh just Sutekh hey
21:52:52 <^bozojim> he got himself arrested
21:53:12 <+Exo> i'm the bad boy cause the chicks diG it
21:53:22 <Cath^> what do you want me to call you?
21:53:43 <Sutekh> umm Sutekh is fine ;p
21:53:46 * Cosmic^Girl rolls her eyes at Exo
21:53:50 <Cosmic^Girl> They so don't
21:54:12 <^bozojim> see what I mean Cosmic^Girl he thinks he is so nice
21:54:15 <+Exo> ohhhh i suppose they go for the so called gentlemen like Jimmy boi
21:54:39 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRN_LkCa_o
21:54:43 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chris Brown - Loyal (Official Music Video) (Explicit) ft. Lil Wayne, Tyga (Mar 24, 2014) Length: 4:30 - Category: Music - 836,190,067 views - 3,049,290 likes (94.3%), dislikes (5.7%)
21:54:46 <^bozojim> the song also says
21:54:52 <Sutekh> Jim is a gentleman, just ask his x IRC gf's ;p
21:55:04 <Moonie> All of them?
21:55:15 * ^bozojim all the nice girls like a sailor all the nice girls love a tar it doesnt matter who you are ship ahoy, ship ahoy
21:55:17 <Cosmic^Girl> How many do you have Jimmy? O.O
21:55:25 <+Exo> most are locked up in his dungeon and have not seen the light of day for decades
21:55:39 <Cath^> Jim...what should i call Sutekh?
21:55:44 <^bozojim> not my dungeon o austnet dungeon master Exo
21:55:55 <Sutekh> haha
21:56:01 <Moonie> Pootekh ?
21:56:03 <+Exo> it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
21:56:11 <Cosmic^Girl> Mwaha
21:56:15 <Cosmic^Girl> That movie is fucked
21:56:25 <+Exo> haha fucked in a good way?
21:56:29 <Cosmic^Girl> No
21:56:34 <Cosmic^Girl> It's terrible
21:56:41 <Cosmic^Girl> It gave me nightmares for months!
21:56:51 <Moonie> So, that means it's good.
21:57:11 <+Exo> mission accomplished!
21:57:30 <Cosmic^Girl> Do you know what I dreamed about early this morning?
21:57:33 * Moonie puts on his night-vision goggles
21:57:45 <Moonie> No CG, what?
21:57:54 <+Exo> i like to take chicks out to watch horror movies
21:58:00 <Moonie> Woo!
21:58:07 <+Exo> did u dream about me again?
21:58:09 <Moonie> So they touch you involuntarily, Exo?
21:58:21 <+Exo> haha you know it
21:58:34 <^bozojim> I would not call that a dream I would call that a nightmare on elm St
21:58:37 <+Exo> though i'm scared shitless myself but i gotta put on the brave face
21:58:54 <+Exo> LOL
21:58:55 <Sutekh> axe murdering clown type movies Exo? :D
21:58:56 <Cosmic^Girl> I dreamed that highly trained killers were coming to my classroom to watch me teach on the last day of school. And I had to impress them with my teaching on the LAST DAY OF SCHOOL. Did I mention it was the last day of school? I was most ropeable about that....not about the highly trained killers coming to watch me teach
21:59:00 <e|f> lol sup
21:59:00 <Moonie> Hey elf
21:59:11 <Moonie> hahaha
21:59:22 <^bozojim> Exo would have been one
21:59:45 <+Exo> wow that is very specific and detailed lol
21:59:50 <+Exo> i can barely remember my wet dreams
21:59:52 <+Exo> i mean my dreams
21:59:54 <Cosmic^Girl> They were wearing black and they had machine guns. And I tried to hide my kids and tell them they were in art....but I got found out and I still had to teach for them
22:00:00 <gecko> Hey e|fie 10:)
22:00:00 <e|f> i feel terrible
22:00:00 <Moonie> Whyso elf?
22:00:00 <e|f> went out tonight and so full of anxiety couldn't breathe
22:00:00 <e|f> felt like i was going to have a stroke or something like that
22:00:00 <gecko> Awhh e|fie :( Where did you go?
22:00:00 <e|f> the club
22:00:19 <Cosmic^Girl> I dream so vividly. All the time. So many a night
22:00:29 <Moonie> You must sleep well.
22:00:34 <Sutekh> in colour CG?
22:00:38 <+Exo> yep
22:01:00 <Moonie> Do you know what triggered it?
22:01:00 <e|f> being around people maybe
22:01:00 <e|f> but i smoke to so
22:01:05 <+Exo> those dam ninjas with their machine guns
22:01:15 <Cosmic^Girl> Umm I'm not really sure?
22:01:20 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't think about it
22:01:24 <Cosmic^Girl> I'll pay attention
22:01:28 <Sutekh> Yeah
22:02:00 <gecko> Needed a smoke?
22:02:00 <e|f> hopefully i haven't ruined my lungs beyond repair
22:02:00 <Moonie> Do you normally suffer anxiety just being around people?
22:02:00 <e|f> yea, sortof
22:02:00 <e|f> anyway bbiab
22:02:34 <Cath^> wait..we're they hot?
22:02:38 <Cath^> were
22:02:56 <Cosmic^Girl> I was too scared of them to pay attention to that
22:03:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Aww e|f :(
22:03:03 <Cath^> lol
22:03:10 <Cosmic^Girl> Though that dream could have gone an excellent way...
22:03:15 * Cosmic^Girl contemplates
22:03:33 <Cath^> now you're talkin'
22:04:05 <Cath^> this is a choose your own adventure dream
22:04:26 <Moonie> What were you wearing in the dream, CG?
22:04:58 <+Exo> and what do you wear when you go to bed?
22:05:08 <couleurs> a smile
22:05:26 <Moonie> Hey couleurs.. :) Prove it. :D
22:05:36 <Cosmic^Girl> I sleep naked in Summer. It's so hot
22:05:56 <Cosmic^Girl> In my dream I was wearing......ummmmm appropriate school teacher wear
22:06:12 <Cosmic^Girl> Though I can't recall specifically
22:06:17 <^bozojim> lol
22:06:24 <+Exo> haha nice
22:06:32 * Exo hands ^bozoJim a towel
22:07:00 <^bozojim> why do I need a towel
22:07:32 <+Exo> do you have any inappropriate school teacher wear for special occasions :O
22:07:41 <+Exo> i noticed you drooling jimmy
22:07:45 <^bozojim> no I dont
22:07:53 <^bozojim> I am not drooling
22:08:15 <Cosmic^Girl> It's very easy to make inappropriate school teacher wear
22:08:32 Join: jigsaw ([email protected]) to #sydney
22:08:43 <jigsaw> hi trollops
22:08:49 <^bozojim> hello jigsaw
22:08:58 <+Exo> maybe we can cosplay some time >:D
22:09:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I almost described that then but that is possibly giving away too much O.O
22:09:04 * ^bozojim wonders what Cosmic^Girl would wear as a teacher outfit for him
22:09:05 <+Exo> yoooo jigalow
22:09:30 <jigsaw> naked teacher
22:09:30 <+Exo> oh so now you got me and jim on the edge of ours seats
22:09:43 <jigsaw> hi cosi xx
22:09:49 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey jigsaw :)
22:10:08 <jigsaw> how you going sexy ?
22:10:43 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm fabulous thanks :D How're you?
22:10:50 <Cosmic^Girl> I assume you're talking to me :P
22:10:52 <jigsaw> not bad here
22:10:57 <jigsaw> cept the heat
22:11:03 <+Exo> i thought he was referring to me
22:11:11 <Cosmic^Girl> Possibly he was
22:11:18 <Moonie> I assumed he was talking to Exo.
22:11:18 <jigsaw> you were too slow to answer exo
22:11:32 <jigsaw> first in ;)
22:11:39 <Cosmic^Girl> I'll claim that sexy then :D
22:11:41 <+Exo> yeh someone else responded to it and didn;t want to make it look bad for em :P
22:11:48 <jigsaw> first in less dressed, thats how i like cosi
22:12:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Smooth
22:12:22 <+Exo> https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/wealth/these-powerball-entrants-may-be-the-unluckiest-people-in-australia/news-story/eb0d530ec18edae691aa9a1d33bdcc59
22:12:29 <jigsaw> ok cosi, formalities over, lets get stuck into each other
22:12:39 <+Exo> One winner in NSW or the ACT has scooped up $107.57 million in tonight’s Powerball.
22:12:44 * Exo flips the table
22:12:56 <Cosmic^Girl> What does get stuck into each other mean?
22:13:01 <o_> powerball is fake
22:13:02 <jigsaw> thought it was only 100m on offer
22:13:04 <Cosmic^Girl> I know! How lucky are they!
22:13:16 * ^bozojim calls St kilda Rd and reports Exo for flipping out again, you better bring a vet with a dart gun
22:13:24 <+Exo> illuminati confirmed
22:13:34 <o_> nobody wins
22:13:47 <o_> We have a Winner!
22:13:56 <e|f> lol wow
22:13:57 <o_> but we can't tell you who it is
22:14:01 <e|f> someone won 107 million
22:14:09 <+Exo> bastards are stealing my money
22:14:13 <o_> worldwide scam
22:14:22 <jigsaw> in SA we have an elderly couple who won first div twice!
22:14:30 <Moonie> Fuckers..
22:14:30 <e|f> "stuck into each other" means like for two people to have a fight
22:14:38 * Cosmic^Girl adjusts o_'s tin foil hat
22:14:44 <+Exo> LOL
22:14:50 <o_> that "make me anonymous" checkbox is a way of never paying the prize
22:15:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Alrighty kids, bed time for meeeee
22:15:01 <Cosmic^Girl> What are we fighting over jigsaw?
22:15:08 <Cosmic^Girl> Are we fighting over Exo?
22:15:13 <Cosmic^Girl> Because I'll take you down
22:15:14 <+Exo> everyone goes for the option o_
22:15:25 <o_> exactly!
22:15:29 * ^bozojim pulverises Exo
22:15:31 <o_> so they never have to pay
22:15:36 <jigsaw> oh baby, if its a fight you need to take me down let it be!
22:15:48 <+Exo> conspiracies!
22:16:00 <^bozojim> night Cosmic^Girl
22:16:07 * ^bozojim gets a thick plastic bag scrapes Exo off the road and puts him in said bag
22:16:20 <e|f> lol yeah
22:16:22 * Exo sits in the new exclusive angels corner with Cosmic^Girl
22:16:33 <e|f> has anyone here ever known anyone who won on one of those instant scratchies?
22:16:39 <jigsaw> Sutekh! what have you done with Cath^ ???
22:16:43 * Cosmic^Girl straightens Exo's halo
22:16:46 <+Exo> if i won and released my name i'll be taken for ransom within that week
22:16:59 <Moonie> I'm off to bed..
22:17:00 * Exo lays his head of Cosmic^Girls shoulder
22:17:00 <Moonie> G'night CG xx :)
22:17:04 <jigsaw> by one of us exo
22:17:05 <Cosmic^Girl> Nighty Moonie :D
22:17:08 <+Exo> Goodnight Moonie!
22:17:11 <^bozojim> night Moonie
22:17:12 <Moonie> G'night people..
22:17:24 * Exo tucks Moonie into bed with his hot water bottle
22:17:37 <Cosmic^Girl> Blaaah way too hot for a hot water bottle!
22:17:38 <jigsaw> eww hot water
22:17:48 <+Exo> the hotter the better
22:17:49 <jigsaw> *5* Cosmic^Girl
22:17:51 <+Exo> nice and steamy
22:17:52 <Moonie> Hot water bottle!? in this weather? Are you trying to kill me?
22:18:00 <+Exo> LOL
22:18:06 <jigsaw> yes he is
22:18:07 <Moonie> Asshole
22:18:09 <Moonie> lol
22:18:13 <Moonie> G'night.
22:18:14 <Cosmic^Girl> I sleep with my balcony doors open and watch the stars when it's this hot. It's so nice
22:18:17 * Exo tucks Moonie into bed with his ice cold water bottle
22:18:31 <Cosmic^Girl> Though there might be too many clouds tonight
22:18:50 <jigsaw> WAKE UP JEFF i mean Cath^
22:18:53 * ^bozojim makes a note not to stay with Cosmic^Girl in summer
22:18:58 <+Exo> i can't do that Cosmic^Girl
22:19:00 <Moonie> hmm.. I should probably head off to bed as well..
22:19:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
22:19:00 <Moonie> G'night peoples...
22:19:03 <+Exo> too much lights in the city
22:19:22 <Cosmic^Girl> Ahhh, there's no light pollution in the country :P
22:19:30 <+Exo> how much notes have you go on the female chatters on austnet now jimmy?
22:19:46 <Cosmic^Girl> There's snakes...but no light pollution
22:19:52 <e|f> sitting on the balcony and watching the stars seems like a nice idea
22:19:58 <jigsaw> boz has a dosier on everyone??
22:20:00 <+Exo> might have to drive out to woop woop sometime to star gaze
22:20:00 <HellFury> night moonie
22:20:00 <HellFury> dream big
22:20:14 <^bozojim> not me
22:20:17 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm laying in bed and watching the stars through my open doors...it's nice to fall asleep like that
22:20:33 <jigsaw> send me the info to turn HellFury inside out
22:20:49 <+Exo> it sure is
22:20:55 <jigsaw> feeding the mozzies?
22:21:23 <+Exo> would have a mozzie net
22:21:35 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha no, I have that expandable fly wire across the door
22:21:37 <Cosmic^Girl> s
22:21:39 <Cosmic^Girl> No mozzies!
22:21:56 <jigsaw> thats hardly a view of the stars :)
22:22:05 <+Exo> girls fall asleep differently then dudes
22:22:08 <Cosmic^Girl> Sure it is. You can't even see the fly wire
22:22:28 <jigsaw> girls need a pillow assist
22:22:32 <e|f> i fall asleep with an erection and wake up with an erection
22:22:34 <e|f> :D
22:22:43 <+Exo> haha
22:22:49 <jigsaw> whats his name e|f?
22:22:49 <Cosmic^Girl> How do you fall asleep with an erection?
22:22:55 <Cosmic^Girl> Sort that out!
22:22:59 <e|f> hahaha
22:23:01 <e|f> xD
22:23:03 <+Exo> girls watching stars to fall asleep and dudes watching porn and rubbin one out
22:23:12 <Cosmic^Girl> rubbin' one out
22:23:20 <+Exo> LOL
22:23:28 <+Exo> sounds better than flicking the bean
22:23:29 <Cosmic^Girl> I watch the stars and....rub one out :P
22:23:50 <+Exo> ohh yeh rub one out can apply there too >:D
22:23:50 <^bozojim> lol
22:23:59 <jigsaw> me rubs Cosmic^Girl to keep her awake
22:23:59 <+Exo> get your mind out of the gutter jimmy
22:24:08 <^bozojim> it is not
22:24:18 <^bozojim> rub a star out
22:24:25 <^bozojim> see it as a shooting star
22:24:48 Part: dave ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:25:10 <+Exo> the ends justify the means
22:25:30 <Sutekh> !ttop10
22:25:33 * jigsaw slides up to Cath^ and slices off a nipple, i feel like something sweet and chewy
22:25:33 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1691) 2. ^bozojim(1680) 3. Cosmic^Girl(1022) 4. e|f(684) 5. [[[[[pong]]]]](429) 6. Kezzie(374) 7. Moonie(228) 8. zoopzoop(171) 9. Skirmish(167) 10. jigsaw(150)
22:25:44 <Sutekh> haha nice victory
22:26:04 <+Exo> well well well
22:26:12 <+Exo> looks like the shoes on the other foot
22:26:14 <Cosmic^Girl> That's pretty....serial killerish of you jigsaw
22:26:18 <+Exo> and it is jim being dominating
22:26:24 <jigsaw> shell live
22:26:29 <jigsaw> i may not when she reads it
22:26:53 <+Exo> i think you come to realise by now there's quite a few potential serial killers on here now Cosmik
22:27:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Yes!
22:27:03 <Cosmic^Girl> There really is
22:27:06 * Cosmic^Girl hides
22:27:19 <jigsaw> by serial you expect me to do it again ;)
22:27:30 <+Exo> don't worry i'm here to protect you from the evils of the irc world
22:27:42 <Cosmic^Girl> So many evils
22:27:44 Join: Student ([email protected]) to #sydney
22:27:49 * Exo pulls out the rolled up newspaper
22:27:52 <Sutekh> i heard Jim has a shed full of chainsaws
22:27:56 <jigsaw> thats why we all get along
22:27:57 <^bozojim> it is only 11 words
22:28:04 <^bozojim> oh no not the news
22:28:17 * Exo hands ^bozojim the official certificate of participation for their mediocre efforts in TTOP10
22:28:25 <^bozojim> lol
22:28:29 <^bozojim> thank you
22:28:30 <jigsaw> ahem!
22:28:36 <+Exo> sorry i couldn
22:28:43 <+Exo> couldnt get it laminated cause the machine is broken
22:28:58 <Cosmic^Girl> I wanted you to come 2nd Exo so I could gyrate between you and e|f!
22:29:10 <jigsaw> use my laminator, cath knows i have one
22:29:17 <+Exo> dammit!!
22:29:24 <+Exo> lift your game will ya jimmy!
22:29:40 <+Exo> supposed to be mah wingman
22:29:44 <Cosmic^Girl> Such a cock blocker :P
22:29:50 <Sutekh> Exo is away for a few days, comes back to dominate again
22:29:51 <jigsaw> your wings are clipped
22:30:09 <+Exo> haha yeah
22:30:13 <+Exo> cock blocker indeed
22:30:26 <+Exo> Sutekh it's just what i do
22:30:43 <jigsaw> Sutekh is Cath^ gagged and bound infront of her screen?
22:30:45 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DChlfgcDJk
22:30:46 <Sutekh> it is
22:30:48 <e|f> awesome song
22:30:49 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mariah Carey - Hero [Lyrics] (Feb 16, 2010) Length: 4:20 - Category: People & Blogs - 11,606,211 views - 49,618 likes (95.2%), 2,522 dislikes (4.8%)
22:30:53 <e|f> go mariahhhhh
22:31:03 <+Exo> someone has to put jim in his place every now and then or his ego will excel beyond what we can handle
22:31:08 <Cosmic^Girl> Mariah is only good for All I Want for Christmas
22:31:09 <Sutekh> jigsaw, no idea, want me to call her up again and check?
22:31:33 <jigsaw> nah im man enough to draw her out
22:31:37 <+Exo> when is mariah gonna return the engagement ring back to my main man james packer?
22:31:40 <^bozojim> I dont have ego
22:31:43 <Sutekh> haha ok then
22:31:53 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmm Magnum Ego
22:31:54 <e|f> Exo - she took it to Cash Converters - i saw her do it
22:32:00 <jigsaw> yes? no?
22:32:01 <jigsaw> no boz, you have exo
22:32:10 * Cosmic^Girl gets distracted
22:32:11 <Sutekh> haha poor James
22:32:22 <+Exo> The ring, which is reportedly worth around $10 million, was part of the settlement agreed upon by Carey and Australian tycoon James Packer after they split up in 2017.
22:32:27 * jigsaw pulls Cosmic^Girl back into his arms
22:32:34 <+Exo> loose change for him
22:32:35 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey
22:32:40 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm no sloppy seconds
22:32:47 <+Exo> LOL
22:32:52 <+Exo> cash converters
22:33:00 <jigsaw> whats on your brain Cosmic^Girl
22:33:07 * President_Trump goes thirds on Cosmic^Girl
22:33:09 <e|f> cash converters is a glorified pawn broken
22:33:14 <e|f> broker
22:33:14 <+Exo> probably took it to pawnstars and got an offer from rick
22:33:27 <+Exo> "look i can offer you $1.50c and i;m taking all the risk here"
22:33:33 <Sutekh> haha settlement, they wernt even married
22:33:40 <e|f> i tried to take my genuine Da Vinci painting to Cashies but they told me it was a fake
22:34:00 <Sutekh> what was the question again?
22:34:00 <jigsaw> cath
22:34:01 <+Exo> hahaha they wouldnt know
22:34:03 <Cosmic^Girl> Hola we want pre-nup, we want pre-nup yeaaaahhhhh
22:34:19 <+Exo> settlement for engagements
22:34:55 <Sutekh> haha
22:34:57 <e|f> guy next to me was flogging his ps4
22:35:00 <jigsaw> you keep reminding me of my luck
22:35:04 <e|f> and i show up with my Da Vinci painting
22:35:05 <e|f> lol
22:35:13 <e|f> "i'll give you twenty bucks for it"
22:35:17 <e|f> true story
22:35:19 <Sutekh> soon prenups for one nighters, that were agreed to be 2 nighters
22:35:35 <+Exo> lmaoo
22:35:40 <Cosmic^Girl> I made Exo sign a prenup when we pashed
22:35:49 <+Exo> yep
22:35:53 <+Exo> jokes on you
22:35:58 <+Exo> i'm broke!
22:36:11 <Sutekh> ahha
22:36:14 <Cosmic^Girl> You were supposed to be $100mil richer
22:36:14 <e|f> but you gave her the herpes virus when you kissed, right?
22:36:17 <+Exo> looks like i will take your ps4 for settlement
22:36:20 <e|f> so it's a two-way street
22:36:39 <Sutekh> who gets to keep the pets?
22:36:56 <Cosmic^Girl> Me!
22:37:12 <Sutekh> haha
22:37:17 <Sutekh> crazy world hey
22:37:50 <+Exo> what did packer get in the settlment
22:38:00 <Sutekh> hasnt been on tonight as yet
22:38:00 <jigsaw> oh good, i think
22:38:02 <+Exo> does no one care about his feelings??
22:38:05 <Cosmic^Girl> To keep her boob job?
22:38:15 <Cosmic^Girl> He was already banging someone younger and hotter no doubt
22:38:35 <HellFury> who kezzie
22:38:36 <HellFury> :p
22:38:38 * President_Trump goes fourths on Cosmic^Girl
22:38:50 <HellFury> i mean
22:38:51 <+Exo> probably suffers from impotence after that fiasco
22:39:12 <Cosmic^Girl> How thrilling President_Trump
22:39:30 * Sutekh slaps President_Trump around a bit with a large trout
22:39:49 * President_Trump makes an emu burger for HellFury *bok*bok*
22:39:51 <HellFury> lol
22:39:53 <Sutekh> build that wall champ
22:39:55 <HellFury> use this
22:40:00 <jigsaw> speak of the devil
22:40:00 <jigsaw> hi cath
22:40:00 <Cath^> my ears were burning
22:40:00 <Cath^> hi jigsaw
22:40:00 <jigsaw> youre always on fire babe
22:40:02 <Sutekh> get the job done
22:40:05 * Exo Hits President_Trump Right In The ballz
22:40:06 * Exo Sees That Part Of President_Trump's Body Fall To The Ground...
22:40:07 * HellFury hands sutekh a toilet plunger
22:40:08 * jigsaw folds Cosmic^Girl back up and puts her in his bedside drawer
22:40:17 <Sutekh> HellFury, haha
22:40:19 <HellFury> what ballz
22:40:20 <HellFury> he has none
22:40:23 <HellFury> i mean
22:40:42 <President_Trump> suck my emu ballz
22:40:53 <+Exo> LOL
22:41:00 <Cath^> yeah..watch your fingers
22:41:00 <jigsaw> ok no fingers tonight
22:41:32 <e|f> k
22:41:35 <e|f> time for some old music
22:41:37 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CFuCYNx-1g
22:41:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stevie Wonder Superstition (Jun 27, 2009) Length: - Category: Music - 105,001,250 views - 379,201 likes (96%), 15,811 dislikes (4%)
22:41:44 <Sutekh> Trump runs a emu farm, respect our farmers i say
22:41:46 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooh I like that song
22:41:52 <Cosmic^Girl> It's kinda sexy
22:41:59 <e|f> who wants to hear a sick joke ?
22:42:00 <Cath^> no fingers ever!
22:42:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
22:42:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(1656) 2. Kezzie(1148) 3. SkyFire(766) 4. Cosmic^Girl(496) 5. Moonie(354) 6. Sutekh(342) 7. eddie(204) 8. jigsaw(96) 9. HellFury(64) 10. e|f(55)
22:42:00 <jigsaw> youre so cute when pushed into a corner tiger ;)
22:42:08 <Sutekh> sure e|f
22:42:11 <e|f> k
22:42:13 <jigsaw> no thanks itl make me puke
22:42:22 <e|f> Why is Stevie Wonder smiling...?
22:42:32 <e|f> always...?
22:42:46 <e|f> ... Because he doesn't know he's black!
22:42:50 <jigsaw> botox
22:43:00 <Cath^> hi Moonie-
22:43:00 <gecko> Wb Moonie
22:43:00 <Cath^> hi gecko ;p~~~
22:43:00 <^bozojim> hello Cath^
22:43:04 <Sutekh> ohh
22:43:10 <e|f> sort of racist / sick ... but that's the joke
22:43:28 * Exo looks to the left then to the right
22:43:39 <Sutekh> Sydney is politically incorrect
22:44:00 <e|f> one more then i'm done
22:44:00 <^bozojim> good evening gecko
22:44:00 <Sutekh> i made the call for you jigsaw ;p
22:44:00 <gecko> 4g9e11c13k8o7!
22:44:11 <e|f> Why is it so easy for a homosexual man to move house...?
22:44:25 <e|f> ... Because his shit's already packed!
22:44:34 <e|f> anyway brb
22:44:50 <+Exo> rOllING oN THE fLoor LauGHInG Out LoUdZ
22:45:00 <Sutekh> am i a good guy or what?
22:45:00 <gecko> How are you Cath^?
22:45:00 <jigsaw> sure Sutekh, i can burn caths ears from accross the planet
22:45:00 <gecko> How bout you ^bozojim?
22:45:00 <Cath^> hi Jim
22:45:00 <Sutekh> Catherine :D
22:45:00 <^bozojim> I am good thanks
22:45:00 <gecko> I is off to sleep, night
22:45:00 <Cath^> i am not too shabby gecko
22:45:00 <^bozojim> I am sitting here behaving as I always do as a channel angel
22:45:00 <Cath^> hi Christopher lixxx
22:45:26 <Sutekh> wtf e|f u shocked the world !
22:45:40 <e|f> i think so
22:45:42 <e|f> lol
22:45:52 <jigsaw> shit? that was bad taste
22:46:00 <^bozojim> good night gecko
22:46:00 <Cath^> nite gecko ;)
22:46:00 <Sutekh> oooer
22:46:00 <jigsaw> night gecko
22:46:00 <jigsaw> hi too
22:46:00 <Cath^> thanks for the heads up
22:46:05 <Sutekh> i got the book of sick jokes
22:46:11 <+Exo> that's alright
22:46:16 <+Exo> MrMW ain't around
22:46:29 <Sutekh> most wouldnt be allowed to be printed today
22:46:48 <HellFury> and then i said flick that bean Exo
22:46:55 <HellFury> wrong window
22:47:08 <+Exo> YuCk
22:47:16 * Exo cringers
22:47:18 * Cosmic^Girl snorts
22:47:22 <e|f> aight one more
22:47:29 Part: couleurs ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:47:38 * Exo takes another sip of martell xo
22:47:47 <e|f> Michael Jackson actually died from food poisoning - he ate some twelve year old nuts
22:47:55 * Cosmic^Girl gasps
22:47:58 * President_Trump goes fifths on Cosmic^Girl then eats an emu burger with his gf HellFury *bok*bok*
22:47:59 <Sutekh> wah
22:48:13 <e|f> those are about the nastiest jokes i can think of right now
22:48:13 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't even know what going fifths means
22:48:24 <Sutekh> whats black and white and goes round and round?
22:48:26 * Cosmic^Girl shrugs
22:48:34 <e|f> what Sutekh ?
22:48:37 <President_Trump> its like sloppy seconds, lets just call it filthy fifths
22:48:38 <Sutekh> a nun falling down the stairs
22:48:43 <e|f> lol
22:48:45 <Cosmic^Girl> Charming
22:48:53 <President_Trump> all good hun
22:48:55 <President_Trump> gimme a kiss
22:49:10 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmm pass
22:49:18 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/RFCOHIP
22:49:27 <Cosmic^Girl> HellFury
22:49:32 <Cosmic^Girl> I am not clicking on that
22:49:39 <President_Trump> HellFury u got big flaps?
22:49:44 <e|f> lol
22:49:46 <+Exo> could you check that Cosmik and tell me what it is
22:49:49 <Cosmic^Girl> Nope
22:49:50 <e|f> @ the link
22:49:52 <Cosmic^Girl> I cannot
22:50:05 <+Exo> pretty please with a cherry on top
22:50:05 <HellFury> why not
22:50:09 <HellFury> its a flap slap
22:50:15 * Cosmic^Girl sighs
22:50:44 <e|f> There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't
22:50:46 <Cosmic^Girl> it's definitely a flap slap Exo
22:50:52 <+Exo> YuCk
22:50:58 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmhmm
22:50:58 <lx> ...ah huh...
22:51:01 <e|f> it's a cartoon
22:51:04 <e|f> that link
22:51:04 <HellFury> lol
22:51:55 <Cath^> yuk HellFury
22:52:22 <Cosmic^Girl> She's so nasssssty
22:52:31 <+Exo> first there was a turkey slap now a flap slap
22:52:34 <jigsaw> bout time you came up for air Cath^
22:52:44 <e|f> she has an arsenal of imgur links at her disposal
22:52:45 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as a flap slap
22:52:59 <HellFury> lol e|lf
22:53:01 <Cosmic^Girl> There you go jigsaw...your first is here!
22:53:01 <+Exo> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey_slap
22:53:05 <+Exo> thanks wikipedia
22:53:20 <Sutekh> jigsaw, i can show u a stat that will break ur heart?
22:53:26 * jigsaw turns his attention to Cath^
22:53:50 <jigsaw> nothing you do can break anything further
22:53:52 <HellFury> i mean it could be worse
22:53:55 <+Exo> lol i wouldn't know Cosmik
22:53:59 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/vh1rnmA
22:54:03 * HellFury runs fast
22:54:12 <Cosmic^Girl> Your turn to click Exo
22:54:13 * Exo throws jigsaw into jail with ^bozoJim
22:54:15 <Sutekh> Cath^ has been idle 1min 2secs,
22:54:27 <Cosmic^Girl> I took one for you
22:54:32 <+Exo> lol
22:54:39 <+Exo> it's like playing russian roulette
22:54:49 <jigsaw> Cath^ has been idle 33mins 59secs,
22:54:53 <Cosmic^Girl> I think this one is the bullet
22:55:05 <Cath^> sigh
22:55:11 <Sutekh> time to move on champ ;p
22:55:14 <+Exo> oh it's just a nice picture of an animal in it's natural habitat
22:55:14 * Cosmic^Girl pushes Exo towards the link
22:55:19 <jigsaw> hi Cath^ again
22:55:22 * HellFury looks innocent
22:55:25 <Cath^> hi
22:55:35 * Cosmic^Girl squints at Exo
22:55:38 * ^bozojim sits in his model angels cahir
22:55:38 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't believe you
22:55:43 <+Exo> has jigsaw become SkyFire 2.0 ?
22:55:48 <HellFury> lol
22:55:51 <HellFury> wide load
22:56:00 <Cath^> jazz hands?
22:56:00 <jigsaw> um, yeah thatl do
22:56:08 <+Exo> haha
22:56:14 <jigsaw> depends
22:56:15 <+Exo> it's a moose knuckle Cosmic^Girl
22:56:18 <^bozojim> if a ship listed with skyfire on it would go over
22:56:41 <+Exo> LOL
22:56:43 <Cosmic^Girl> What's a moose knuckle?
22:56:58 <Sutekh> Jim this broken friendship you have with skyfire is very upsetting
22:57:00 <jigsaw> i just wanted to break the no finger rule
22:57:00 <jigsaw> fingers*
22:57:00 <Cath^> riiight
22:57:02 <+Exo> think of a camel toe
22:57:08 <jigsaw> something you wont get Cosmic^Girl
22:57:27 <Sutekh> make up and chat about trains, planes and automobiles again
22:57:32 <Cath^> maybe SkyFire is jigsaw 2.0
22:57:34 <+Exo> moose knuckle is on a larger scale
22:57:39 <HellFury> haha
22:57:43 <e|f> lol
22:57:59 <+Exo> SkyFire just likes to throw nice blokes like me into the bottomless pitt
22:58:11 <e|f> lol
22:58:16 <jigsaw> in that case yes
22:58:24 <+Exo> and knock sheilas over the head with a pipe and drag them to his lair in no mans land
22:58:34 <Cosmic^Girl> Sheilas
22:58:36 <Cosmic^Girl> God
22:58:43 <Cosmic^Girl> What is happening to you?
22:58:48 <+Exo> don't pretend it hasn't grown on you
22:58:51 <e|f> classic aussie bogan term
22:58:54 <Cosmic^Girl> It hasn't
22:58:54 <+Exo> give it time
22:58:56 <+Exo> believe me
22:58:56 <e|f> sheila
22:58:57 * jigsaw throws a rope to Exo in the pit, and lets go of the other end
22:58:57 <Cosmic^Girl> It's awful
22:59:00 <Cath^> hi Trump
22:59:00 <President_Trump> hey horn
22:59:00 <President_Trump> i mean hun
22:59:00 <jigsaw> i can attest to that
22:59:03 <+Exo> it will creep up on you like turkish delight
22:59:09 * e|f hands Exo a VB beer and a Winfield cigarette
22:59:11 <+Exo> and oysters
22:59:15 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey! I have a story about turkish delight
22:59:18 <Sutekh> such a unchristian channel this is
22:59:20 <+Exo> thanks but i prefer Fosters beer
22:59:41 <e|f> fosters is great - all the aussies drink it - according to foreign advertising
22:59:44 * e|f laughs
23:00:03 <+Exo> crikey!
23:00:09 <Sutekh> Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you.
23:00:16 <e|f> you wanna know a place, bby. the visit it and stay a while
23:00:19 <e|f> no other way
23:00:24 <Cosmic^Girl> I went into school the other day to organise my classroom....and there was a box of Roses still on my desk from christmas. I opened them up and was like "oooooh chocolate!"...and there was only turkish delight left. I closed that box
23:00:25 <President_Trump> Cath^ and i are muslims
23:00:38 <Sutekh> Let all bitterness and wrath and anger and clamor and slander be put away from you, along with all malice. Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you.
23:01:00 <Cath^> which one?
23:01:00 <jigsaw> whistles innocent tune
23:01:04 <+Exo> LOL no way that actually happened!
23:01:12 <jigsaw> President_Trump is Cath^ your bagged up treasure?
23:01:12 <Cosmic^Girl> That actually happened
23:01:16 <e|f> fuck i don't even need to bother buy a Bible - Sutekh knows it inside out
23:01:28 <Sutekh> But I say to you who hear, Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you,
23:01:36 <Cosmic^Girl> And I will tell you why there was only turkish delight left...because NO ONE LIKES THEM
23:01:36 <+Exo> most of us will be stuck in purgatory anyway Sutekh
23:01:45 <+Exo> purgatory is just like #sydney
23:01:59 <+Exo> you know wht they say Cosmik
23:02:00 <Cath^> ha!
23:02:00 <jigsaw> gotcha!
23:02:02 <+Exo> leave the best to last
23:02:04 <e|f> Cosmic^Girl - maybe you should force the naughty children to eat them if they misbehave
23:02:12 <Cosmic^Girl> Maybe I will
23:02:15 <+Exo> just close your eyes and open your mouth pop it in
23:02:20 <Cosmic^Girl> Nope
23:02:24 <Cosmic^Girl> It's not happening
23:02:27 <Sutekh> :(
23:02:30 <Cosmic^Girl> They will sit there all year
23:02:44 <+Exo> shotgun the turkish delight!
23:02:55 <e|f> i don't mind turkish delight
23:02:57 <Sutekh> so many sinners and infidels in here :(
23:03:03 <e|f> but i'm not a big sweet tooth
23:03:14 <Cosmic^Girl> Turkish delight is the worst!
23:03:30 <e|f> turkish delight isn't real turkish delight
23:03:33 <^bozojim> I think Exo would go down and be brought back up like the wife is in teh bugs bunny cartoon saying if it is not bad enough
23:03:35 <+Exo> life is like a box of chocolates
23:03:42 <e|f> the real stuff is way different
23:03:44 <jigsaw> Cath^ not talking to me, looks like its Cosmic^Girl and me again
23:03:46 <e|f> no chocolate at all
23:03:52 <Cosmic^Girl> The real stuff is also disgusting
23:03:57 <Cosmic^Girl> I told you already jigsaw
23:03:59 <HellFury> turkish delight... is that where you eat turkish people
23:04:04 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm no ones sloppy seconds
23:04:20 * Exo hands Comisc^Girl some oysters with lemon wedges
23:04:27 <President_Trump> Cosmic^Girl is horny yes
23:04:28 <jigsaw> youre everyones
23:04:31 <President_Trump> she doesnt need the oysters
23:04:35 * Cosmic^Girl vomits in her mouth a little
23:04:47 <jigsaw> reflux
23:04:49 <+Exo> haha sloppy seconds
23:04:50 <jigsaw> yuk
23:04:55 * ^bozojim as the gentleman takes Cosmic^Girl to a real meal
23:05:08 <^bozojim> as the gentleman he is
23:05:15 <jigsaw> bite gently boz
23:05:20 <+Exo> what is your idea of a real meal
23:05:35 <^bozojim> anything knowing you are safely locked away Exo
23:05:40 <e|f> filet mignon steak served with a penfolds grange
23:05:46 <e|f> would be good
23:05:54 <Cosmic^Girl> Greek. Greek would be good
23:06:02 <^bozojim> could do :)
23:06:09 <+Exo> note that in your notes jimmy
23:06:20 <+Exo> yummy filet mignon steak
23:06:27 <e|f> i dunno
23:06:31 * ^bozojim notes that Exo is ti be locked up
23:06:36 <e|f> but that was about the most expensive meal i could think of
23:06:46 <e|f> $200 cut of meat and a $600 wine
23:06:55 <Cosmic^Girl> Serial killers use lots of post it notes
23:06:57 <+Exo> can't go wrong with steak
23:07:06 <+Exo> unless it's well done
23:07:21 * Cosmic^Girl likes her steak well done
23:07:25 * jigsaw throws Exo and e|f into a pit - fire in the hole!
23:07:40 * ^bozojim would give Cosmic^Girl the sauce of her chouce
23:07:46 <^bozojim> choice
23:07:50 <jigsaw> and her sausage rough and crispy?
23:07:51 <^bozojim> if I was cooking
23:08:32 <Cosmic^Girl> Saucy
23:08:36 <+Exo> lmao
23:08:49 <+Exo> can't go wrong with mushroom sauce
23:08:51 <^bozojim> and whos mind is in the gutter
23:09:09 <jigsaw> my mind and body is in the gutter
23:09:14 <^bozojim> mushroom, diane, pepper
23:09:24 <+Exo> how many post it notes do you have around your desk jimmy
23:09:30 <^bozojim> none
23:09:45 <Cosmic^Girl> You answered that too quickly Jimmy :P
23:10:00 <^bozojim> I just have a 10TB notebook for all your comments
23:10:02 * e|f writes up a post it note reading "clean up the other post it notes"
23:10:07 <+Exo> yes.. a little too quickly i might add
23:10:14 <^bozojim> and you have filled almost all of it Exo
23:10:18 * Cath^ wanders to the angels corner and sits down
23:10:31 <Sutekh> Jim has NVDA on steriods
23:10:36 <+Exo> 10TB for comments or for porn
23:10:47 <^bozojim> your comments to pick on me
23:10:52 * Cosmic^Girl sits with Cath^
23:11:01 <^bozojim> well NVDA is at a fast speed
23:11:09 * Exo sits on Cath^ and Cosmic^Girl
23:11:14 <Cosmic^Girl> No idea what NUDA is
23:11:22 * jigsaw pushed Cosmic^Girl aside, shes mine
23:11:36 <Cosmic^Girl> She's actually my wife jigsaw...soz
23:11:44 <^bozojim> non visual display adapter
23:11:47 <Cosmic^Girl> You snooze, you lose
23:11:47 * Exo launches atomic missiles at jigsaw
23:11:56 <^bozojim> it is an australian made text to speech engine
23:12:00 <jigsaw> so thats why she never talks about hubby :)
23:12:26 <+Exo> that and she doesn't want her nipples sliced off jigsaw
23:12:34 <jigsaw> Cosmic^Girl, im Cath^s mistress
23:12:42 <jigsaw> didnt know that did you
23:13:23 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZTs78crINU
23:13:27 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Clarity - Zedd feat Foxes (Apr 5, 2013) Length: 4:32 - Category: Music - 2,435,415 views - likes (98.4%), 476 dislikes (1.6%)
23:13:49 <Sutekh> getting upset over a woman or a man is so ungodly, all you need is Christ ;/
23:14:16 <+Exo> cause you are the piece of me!
23:14:16 <Cosmic^Girl> Allah?
23:15:00 <Sutekh> wtf
23:15:00 <Sutekh> i know about you ppls
23:15:00 <jigsaw> nothing personal, was just swinging one around and lost it
23:15:00 <Cath^> that's the thanks you get for doing him a favour
23:15:11 <e|f> jesus was a total player
23:15:28 <e|f> go out and do carpentry or whatever, go home have a beer and a ciggie
23:15:31 <e|f> totally jesus
23:15:37 Part: ^bozojim ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:15:38 * Cath^ zip ties Sutekh's hands so he stops preaching
23:15:39 <Sutekh> haha allah, jehova, whoever ur God may be ;p
23:15:52 <Cosmic^Girl> Who's your god Sutekh?
23:15:58 <Sutekh> aww Catherine
23:16:00 <Sutekh> Satan uses deception to accomplish his aims. (2 Thessalonians 2:9, 10) One of his greatest tricks has been to blind many people to his existence.—2 Corinthians 4:4.
23:16:00 <Sutekh> try again ;p
23:16:00 <jigsaw> he robbed me of some manhood claiming it was he who summoned you Cath^
23:16:00 <Cath^> it was
23:16:01 <e|f> Exo
23:16:06 <e|f> is his god
23:16:12 <Cosmic^Girl> Exo is everyone's god
23:16:41 <+Exo> lol
23:16:46 <+Exo> i'm like the greek god Dionysus
23:16:53 <Sutekh> CG i am a Pastafarian
23:17:00 <+Exo> God of wine, fruitfulness, parties, festivals, madness, chaos, drunkenness, vegetation, ecstasy, and the theater
23:17:00 <Sutekh> jigsaw, its IRC, who is lying and who is telling the truth can be difficult to know, or just asume everyone is lying and ull be fine :D
23:17:54 <Sutekh> lol
23:17:57 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh, so like....Jedi?
23:18:00 <+Exo> most religions just plagiarised confucius
23:18:21 <e|f> if i could be a greek god i'd pick the one who has all the wisdom - and the fact that i don't know which one that it shows my lack of wisdom
23:18:31 <e|f> heh
23:18:32 <e|f> typos
23:18:35 * e|f getting tired
23:18:41 <Cosmic^Girl> You'd be achilles
23:18:48 <Cosmic^Girl> Or maybe Zeus
23:18:49 <jigsaw> time to go nite
23:19:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Achillies is a demigod
23:19:19 <jigsaw> someone kick me out
23:19:24 <e|f> i don't know much about the greek gods but heh
23:19:30 Kick: jigsaw was kicked by e|f (ok?)
23:19:33 <+Exo> so Cosmic^Girl would be Aphrodite
23:19:49 <+Exo> Goddess of beauty, love, desire, and pleasure
23:19:52 <+Exo> lOl
23:19:55 Part: Student ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:19:59 <Cosmic^Girl> That sounds like me
23:20:00 <Sutekh> i promise you, ull never be disapointed ;p
23:20:57 <Cosmic^Girl> Or Athena maybe
23:21:00 <Cath^> no disappointments when you have no expectations
23:21:00 <Cath^> except i'm always disappointed..i expect too much
23:21:16 <e|f> maybe you're already a goddess
23:21:22 <e|f> :D
23:21:23 <+Exo> either way, both of them are hawt
23:21:47 <+Exo> based upon their nekkid sculptures
23:22:00 <jigsaw> typical
23:22:00 <Cath^> lol
23:22:08 <Cosmic^Girl> And their....awesomeness
23:22:23 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm my own kinda goddess
23:22:29 <+Exo> anyway gang, time for me to rub one out and get a couple of hours sleep!
23:22:38 <+Exo> goodnight y'all catch ya all on the flippity flop
23:22:43 <e|f> lol ok
23:22:47 <e|f> rub one out well
23:22:50 <Cosmic^Girl> Nighty Exo :D
23:23:00 <Sutekh> Ya
23:23:00 <jigsaw> Narcissism Treatment Centre - Please take a number: 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
23:23:00 <Cath^> especially from you Sutekh ;p
23:23:02 <Cath^> nite Exo
23:23:06 <+Exo> night night sweet dreams
23:23:08 <+Exo> *gone*
23:23:14 <Sutekh> niites Exo
23:23:15 <e|f> nite bro
23:23:44 <Cosmic^Girl> Athena is the goddess of wisdom e|f
23:23:53 <Cosmic^Girl> So you need the male verson of her
23:23:56 <e|f> k cool
23:24:02 <Sutekh> party is over
23:24:05 <e|f> yeah all those gods and stuff is interesting but
23:24:13 <e|f> i'm too old to bother remembering that stuff
23:24:19 <Cosmic^Girl> As if!
23:24:20 <e|f> if you know what i mean
23:24:28 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm older than you and I read that stuff all the time
23:24:49 <e|f> true but where does it get oneself... knowing about the greek gods
23:24:54 <Sutekh> e|f maybe ud like Egyption God stuffs
23:24:57 <Cosmic^Girl> Song of Achilles is one of my all time fave books!
23:25:00 <Sutekh> wtf
23:25:00 <Sutekh> sif i lie
23:25:00 <Sutekh> im a dwarf
23:25:00 <HellFury> i thought that was your tongue that was a dwarf :p
23:25:01 <e|f> most of it is fictitious stuff
23:25:05 <e|f> you know what i mean
23:25:05 <Sutekh> like my nick ;p
23:25:22 <Cosmic^Girl> It gets you having interesting conversations with people
23:25:30 <e|f> true
23:25:35 <Cosmic^Girl> Instead of talking about boring things
23:25:52 <e|f> it's like ummm
23:25:57 <e|f> songs on the radio
23:26:00 <HellFury> you know can't reach to lick
23:26:00 <Cath^> hello my little friend ;p
23:26:00 <jigsaw> who you callin little?
23:26:00 <jigsaw> hiya hellsy xx
23:26:00 <Sutekh> when i was born the doctors thought i had 3 legs
23:26:00 <Cath^> he can reach..i'm 5'2
23:26:00 <HellFury> you jigs :p
23:26:00 <HellFury> your short in the crotch
23:26:00 <HellFury> and hey jigs
23:26:11 <e|f> plenty of people know the lyrics and stuff but
23:26:22 <e|f> where does it get them - aside from chit chatting
23:26:35 <e|f> it's all easy to digest and understand and usually is pretty simplistic
23:27:00 <Sutekh> lol
23:27:03 <Cosmic^Girl> Knowledge is power :D
23:27:09 <e|f> yea
23:27:32 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmm I suppose I better get some beauty sleep too!
23:27:37 <e|f> kk lovely
23:27:43 <e|f> nice talking with you :)
23:27:49 <Cosmic^Girl> Always :D
23:27:58 <Cosmic^Girl> Sleep tight everyone :D xxx
23:28:00 <beagle> well of all the people you'd find on chat, u find one who says he has 3 legs
23:28:00 <President_Trump> looks like the gals are horny tonight
23:28:00 <beagle> i met a bloke from austnet once that had no arms
23:28:00 <jigsaw> nah they not, just me
23:28:00 <beagle> used to nightclub with him
23:28:00 <HellFury> did he ring the door bell with his tongue or penis
23:28:03 <e|f> xx
23:28:06 <Sutekh> niite
23:28:12 Part: Cosmic^Girl ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:28:46 <e|f> she is a lovely lady
23:28:57 <e|f> sleep tight Cosmic Girl
23:29:00 <beagle> he used his feet for everything
23:29:00 <beagle> even typing on irc
23:29:00 <jigsaw> he drink?
23:29:00 <beagle> oh heck yeah
23:29:00 <Cath^> always thorny for you Trump
23:29:00 <Sutekh> look a trump, a very fine example of a honest austnet chatter, doesnt pretend to be a good guy
23:29:00 <Cath^> lol Sutekh
23:29:00 <HellFury> does he chase emus
23:29:00 <HellFury> :P
23:29:00 <President_Trump> im just honest, thats why Cath^ is so sexually attracted to me
23:30:00 <Sutekh> we need to applaud honesty
23:30:33 <Cath^> i can share Cosmic^Girl with you e|f ;)
23:30:58 <e|f> :D
23:31:00 <Cath^> he might think he's honest but that ain't the truth
23:31:00 <President_Trump> i had sex with an emu this arvo
23:31:00 <President_Trump> nice big one
23:31:00 <Cath^> truth!
23:32:00 <Sutekh> did you eat it afterwoods?
23:32:00 <President_Trump> killed it, had sex with it, ate it
23:33:00 <Sutekh> right
23:33:00 <Cath^> in that order?
23:33:00 <Sutekh> thanks for ur honesty
23:34:00 <President_Trump> yes in that order
23:34:00 <Sutekh> so u ate ur own "deposits"
23:34:00 <President_Trump> yes
23:35:00 <President_Trump> u jealous?
23:35:00 <Sutekh> nah
23:35:00 <Sutekh> ill stick to my tinned cat food
23:35:00 <President_Trump> you cant get good emu so u have kfc
23:36:36 <Cath^> ;p
23:37:00 <Sutekh> poor chickens
23:37:00 <Sutekh> beheaded and cooked
23:37:00 <Sutekh> and mankind thinks he deserves to be saved
23:40:00 <Cath^> give us some more words of wisdom
23:41:00 <jigsaw> kneel!
23:41:00 <Cath^> i shall not yield!
23:42:00 <jigsaw> ASYLUM
23:42:00 <President_Trump> Cath^ you were saying you are 5'2 metres wide?
23:42:00 <Cath^> pot/kettle
23:42:00 <jigsaw> DEEP! septuplets
23:43:00 <Cath^> you really wanna go there Trump?
23:43:00 <President_Trump> ill make u feel good hun
23:43:00 <jigsaw> translated: Ill feel you good hun
23:44:00 <e|f> k i'm outskies for the night
23:44:00 <HellFury> what
23:44:04 <e|f> take care people
23:44:08 <e|f> gnight <33
23:44:20 Quit: e|f ([email protected]) Quit:
23:45:00 <jigsaw> cath gets too much fondling, your turn!
23:45:00 <Cath^> call me 5'2 wide then you make me feel good...hmm you really know your way to women's good books Trump lol
23:45:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
23:45:00 <President_Trump> HellFury you want to enjoy me hun like Cath^ does?
23:45:00 <HellFury> no thanks
23:45:00 <jigsaw> someone kick me outa here, i wanna sleep
23:46:00 <jigsaw> well?
23:46:33 Quit: Cath^ ([email protected]) Quit: laters!
23:47:00 <HellFury> he did ask
23:49:00 <President_Trump> someone named HellFury gimme a big sloppy kiss
23:49:00 <Cath^> lol
23:50:00 <Sutekh> trump seeing how far he can push the envelope as usual
23:50:00 <Sutekh> dont mess up bro :D
23:53:00 <Sutekh> ;/
23:54:00 <Sutekh> These women dont take shit
23:55:00 <Cath^> ./ignore