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37:00 <shadsam> greetings,.
38:00 <shadsam> xd
39:00 <Chris> shads
39:00 <Chris> sup
40:00 <nate> chris shads will tell u a pickup line 
43:00 <Chris> ohh
45:00 <shadsam> Analogue Church striking back again! This time with some loud and banging "Thunder" that will make you jump.
45:00 <shadsam> YO cHRISO,NATES
45:00 <shadsam> haha
45:00 <shadsam> H I ......
46:00 <shadsam> Was sipping my coke Zero xd
47:00 <shadsam> listening to ACDC
48:00 <shadsam> leeched the Discography earlier
50:00 <nate> is that the pickup line
50:00 <nate> loud banging thunder
51:00 <nate> hi beehhh 
52:00 <beehhh> http://www.vicpolicenews.com.au/news/9852-concerns-for-missing-man-tej-chitnis.html
53:00 <beehhh> hi nate how are ya bae
53:00 <beehhh> im planning to go back to borneo
53:00 <beehhh> fuck dhaka is another hell
55:00 <shadsam> hi beehhh
55:00 <shadsam> xd,.
56:00 <cloudowind> hello
57:00 <nate> the clouds and the winds
57:00 <nate> are we flying~!
59:00 <cloudowind> never landing
00:00 <nate> who is this Angel
00:00 <nate> shadsam she ya gf?
02:00 <shadsam> i wish
02:00 <shadsam> never know bro
05:00 <Exo> Dj shadsy
05:00 <Exo> analogue church
11:00 <cloudowind> end of file from client
35:00 <cloudowind> so how is everyone
46:00 <MaverickG> hi
52:00 <shadsam> yo clowd
52:00 <shadsam> cloud.
52:00 <^pHANTOM^> sup shadz
54:00 <shadsam> gday phantom
54:00 <shadsam> whats doing bra
55:00 <shadsam> my site still isnt up,i might as well pay godaddy for 12 months
55:00 <^pHANTOM^> you need the login details to get it working..
56:00 <shadsam> yup
42:00 <^pHANTOM^> .
43:00 <^pHANTOM^> must be about bed time...
44:00 <beehhh> only after the wanking's done
44:00 <^pHANTOM^> haha
45:00 <beehhh> pause rewind zoom forward
46:00 <beehhh> why would you burn yourself if you never lived in straya
47:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> hiiiiiiiiiiii
47:00 <^pHANTOM^> hi
48:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> sup m8
48:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> lol
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> sfa
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> u?
48:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> gooooooood
49:00 <^pHANTOM^> whats gooood?
51:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> no idea man
07:00 <Tim-Sim> yo
26:00 <Kezzie> morning shadsam
29:00 <shadsam> morning dearest kezzy
39:00 <shadsam> hugs kezzie
43:00 <BlackDevil> dont touch people shadsam
51:00 <shadsam> wb slinkyj
37:00 <Kezzie> `voice Sara-Serina
42:00 <Sara-Serina> morning and ta ;)
42:00 <Kezzie> morning Sara-Serina
42:00 <Sara-Serina> gonna be a wet one today
42:00 <Sara-Serina> so gloomy outside
42:00 <Kezzie> fine here
43:00 <Sara-Serina> sort of praying it holds off
43:00 <Sara-Serina> we are going up to dads at 10 to work on the new car
43:00 <Exo> coffee
43:00 <Exo> lols
54:00 <Sara-Serina> i just said to pat i have another bastard of washing to do
54:00 <Sara-Serina> ;/.
56:00 <Exo> eeek
56:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
56:00 <Sara-Serina> ill be back later
56:00 <Sara-Serina> going to parents
57:00 <Exo> morning lumies
06:00 <shadsam> morning exos
07:00 <Exo> sup wayno
07:00 <Exo> whats goin on mate
08:00 <shadsam> just watching telly
08:00 <Jules> `voice Lumeah
09:00 <Kezzie> morning Exo
09:00 <Jules> morning Exo!!!!!
09:00 <Exo> morning kez & jules 
09:00 <Exo> hows it goin ladies
11:00 <Exo> need some brekky 
12:00 <Lumeah2> okies
13:00 <Lumeah2> hugs 
13:00 <Kezzie> hugs
15:00 <Kezzie> ta Exo
15:00 <Kezzie> leaves Jules to play with you Exo
16:00 <Jules> Lovely!!!!!!!
16:00 <Jules> thanks mum!!!!
16:00 <Exo> 9:17 AM <•Kezzie> leaves Jules to make Exo breakfast 
16:00 <Exo> thanks Kez
16:00 <Exo> yay~
17:00 <Lumeah2> lol
17:00 <Kezzie> btw Exo Jules wasnt to well last night enjoy the germs
18:00 <Kezzie> ^gone^
18:00 <Exo> lolll thats alright ive been sick for the last week too 
18:00 <Exo> wheres the strawberry kisses
18:00 <Jules> You passed it onto me Exo!!!!
18:00 <Jules> How gracious of you!
19:00 <Jules> one of those surgical disease resistant masks
21:00 <Exo> shads is immune to germs
22:00 <Exo> he is exposed to filth on a daily basis
28:00 <Exo> kit kat !
28:00 <Exo> the 3 K's
28:00 <Exo> Kat Kezzie Kynetic
28:00 <Kat-sleeping> shhh not so loud, i'm sleeping
28:00 <Exo> K.K.K
28:00 <Exo> wait...
28:00 <Kat-sleeping> lol
29:00 <Exo> no need sleep
29:00 <Exo> its saturday !
29:00 <Kat-sleeping> kool kat killers
29:00 <Kat-sleeping> it is, its 1.30am :S
29:00 <Exo> u should put into ur script that everytime i type something it will play a loud noise
29:00 <Kat-sleeping> why?
30:00 <Kat-sleeping> you are annoying enough without sound :P
30:00 <Jules> lol witchy!!!!!!!!
30:00 <Jules> he is indeedly!!!
31:00 <Exo> early bird gets the worm
31:00 <Kat-sleeping> no worms for Jules, only yummy cupcakes
31:00 <Jules> yummmmmmyyyyy!!!!!!!!
31:00 <Jules> Reminds me I should get a receipe to make some cupcakes!!
32:00 <Kat-sleeping> i dont think i'm baking this weekend
32:00 <Jules> Awwww shucks!!!!
32:00 <Kat-sleeping> but i' plan on making potato salad though
33:00 <Exo> put some steaks on the grill
33:00 <Kat-sleeping> i only have turkey steaks
33:00 <Kat-sleeping> no beef
33:00 <Exo> :(
33:00 <Kat-sleeping> well only because you forgot to buy them :P
34:00 <Exo> i need some kobe bef
34:00 <Kat-sleeping> angus beef is yummy too
35:00 <Exo> yes i greeted shadsam earlier 
35:00 <Kat-sleeping> lol
36:00 <Kat-sleeping> no work today, Exo?
36:00 <Exo> yeah start at 2pm
36:00 <Kat-sleeping> what time is it now?
37:00 <Exo> 9;38 pm
37:00 <Exo> am*
37:00 <Kat-sleeping> lol
37:00 <Kat-sleeping> i used to have a script for the time :S
38:00 <Exo> now u have google for that
38:00 <Kat-sleeping> not as much fun as the script lol
38:00 <Kat-sleeping> i have a bot in my channel who isnt mine :S
39:00 <Exo> sheesh amateur scripters these days
40:00 <Exo> Lollll
40:00 <Kezzie> Kat-sleeping!!!!!!!!!!! hugsssss  i trying to get to sleep in bed it isnt working
40:00 <Exo> poor Guest88049
42:00 <Kat-sleeping> lol
42:00 <Kat-sleeping> wb Kezzie hugssssssssssss
42:00 <Kat-sleeping> where else would you sleep? on the floor? :P
42:00 <Kezzie> taaaaaaa
43:00 <Kezzie> Kat-sleeping did that norty Exo kick me lol
43:00 <Kat-sleeping> yes he did
43:00 <Kat-sleeping> bad Exo!
43:00 <Kat-sleeping> :P
43:00 <Kezzie> bad bad Exo
44:00 <Kat-sleeping> i just imagined, me laying in a hammock, between 2 palm trees
44:00 <Exo> doc martens
44:00 <Kat-sleeping> a soft warm breeze and the sound of the waves in the distant
44:00 <Kezzie> ok now to try slepp again try to behave Exo
44:00 <Kezzie> ta
45:00 <Kat-sleeping> yw :)
46:00 <Kezzie> Kat-sleeping keep one eye on norty Exo
46:00 <Kat-sleeping> i will, ill chain him to my bed :P
46:00 <Exo> wouldnt mind having a hammock 
46:00 <Exo> kinky 
46:00 <Kat-sleeping> lol
46:00 <Exo> do i look like bozojim to u??
46:00 <Exo> morning phantom
46:00 <Kat-sleeping> until my cats will use you as scratch post
47:00 <^pHANTOM^> morning exo
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> ty for the voice
49:00 <^pHANTOM^> morning Kat-sleeping
49:00 <Kat-sleeping> hi ^pHANTOM^ :)
49:00 <Kezzie> Exo what shift u doing to the sex sp today ?
49:00 <^pHANTOM^> :)
49:00 <Exo> are u planning on popping in again today kez
49:00 <Kezzie> hi phanton
49:00 <^pHANTOM^> hi Kezzie
50:00 <^pHANTOM^> sex shop?
50:00 <Kezzie> nope cant make it today 
50:00 <Exo> i got the whips and chains u ordered 
50:00 <Exo> yes phantom i work at a sex shop
50:00 <Kezzie> they r for Kat-sleeping to use on u Exo
51:00 <Kat-sleeping> yup yup
51:00 <Kat-sleeping> did you order the duct tape too?
51:00 <Kat-sleeping> and the nipple clamps
52:00 <^pHANTOM^> lollll
52:00 <^pHANTOM^> :)
52:00 <Exo> dont need nipple clamps i already got jump start cables 
52:00 <Kat-sleeping> rofl
52:00 <Kezzie> lol
52:00 <Kat-sleeping> i need some ropes
52:00 <Kat-sleeping> i want to try shibari on Exo
53:00 <Kezzie> shibari
53:00 <Kezzie> ?
53:00 <Exo> try bukkake
53:00 <Kat-sleeping> japanese art of tying knots
53:00 <Kezzie> lol
54:00 <Kezzie> llol
54:00 <Kezzie> bozojim'
54:00 <Kezzie> [09:55] <Kezzie> llol
54:00 <Kat-sleeping> http://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1379734869i/42477.jpg
54:00 <Kat-sleeping> exo tomorrow night
54:00 <Kezzie> jim will have some kinky sex toys i bet lol
55:00 <Kat-sleeping> lol
56:00 <Kezzie> woohoo tomorrow night Exo gets luvky via Kat-sleeping
56:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
56:00 <Kat-sleeping> rofl
56:00 <Exo> lolll
56:00 <Exo> is that what your doing to bozojim
56:00 <Kezzie> jim is cracking off on fb re topic lol
56:00 <Kat-sleeping> exo on a string :P
57:00 <Exo> jims online?
57:00 <Kezzie> on fb
58:00 <Kezzie> Exo jim said this   He seems to pick on the ones who cause no trouble
58:00 <Kezzie> lma
58:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
59:00 <Kezzie> if that idiot trump calls me babe again he will be sent away not not his dam babe
59:00 <^pHANTOM^> good call.
01:00 <Kezzie> i only hug ppl here who really know and understand me
01:00 <Exo> loll president flump
01:00 <Kezzie> asshole be beccomming
02:00 <Kezzie> Exo i did tell u my real name in pm right ?
02:00 <Kezzie> Jules sleeping now
02:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol flump
02:00 <Kezzie> Kat-sleeping Kat-sleeping Kat-sleeping beep beep lol
03:00 <Kezzie> phanton where ru from ?
03:00 <Kezzie> 12I live in North Queensland hot one day , bloody hot the next
03:00 <Kat-sleeping> lol
03:00 <Kat-sleeping> someones hyper :P
03:00 <Kezzie> hhhaahahha
03:00 <^pHANTOM^> im from melbourne
03:00 <Kezzie> sorry had to d ot Kat-sleeping
04:00 <Kat-sleeping> thats ok lol
04:00 <Kat-sleeping> i'm glad you are feeling good ;)
04:00 <Exo> no u have kezzie
04:00 <Exo> jules sleeping??
04:00 <Exo> she suppose to be making me brekky
04:00 <Kezzie> cold in melb just nice in townsvville i in summer night the terrible humidity is gone
04:00 <Kezzie> might bea longgggg wait Exo
04:00 <Kezzie> nighty
05:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
05:00 <^pHANTOM^> its ok im melb at present..
05:00 <Kezzie> hey Exo i only lasted 1 kilos last night praying i stay out of hosp
05:00 <Kezzie> phanton i been to melb 4 times and froze
06:00 <Kezzie> lasted=lost
06:00 <^pHANTOM^> ah, lol not as hot as qld
07:00 <Kezzie> exo
07:00 <Kezzie> we normall dont get a cold winter here
07:00 <Kat-sleeping> lucky you
07:00 <Kat-sleeping> right now i feel like we have a very cold spring
07:00 <Kezzie> but we sure bake in summer that why my huse if fully a/ced
08:00 <Kezzie> Kat-sleeping is it snowing
08:00 <Kat-sleeping> it was on wednesday :S
08:00 <Kat-sleeping> but didnt stay
08:00 <Kezzie> shit my spelling is terrible
08:00 <Kat-sleeping> nvm, i'm fluent in typonese :P
08:00 <Kezzie> i grew up in the blue mountain where it snowed and been to NZ
09:00 <Kezzie> hubby a kiwi
09:00 <Exo> the kez from snowy mountain
09:00 <Kezzie> if i every get well enough i would love to come meet ya Kat-sleeping
09:00 <Kezzie> yes Exo
10:00 <Kat-sleeping> you are welcome to come here anytime :)
10:00 <Kezzie> wentworth falls
10:00 <Kat-sleeping> and bring jules too
10:00 <Kezzie> thanks
10:00 <Kezzie> send me some photos one day pls Kat-sleeping
10:00 <Kat-sleeping> photos of what would you like?
10:00 <Kat-sleeping> where i live or switzerland in general?
11:00 <Exo> skiing in the alps 
11:00 <Exo> nekkid
11:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
12:00 <Kezzie> gee ppl wont come seeing my body Exo
12:00 <^pHANTOM^> whys that?
12:00 <Kezzie> i can go down sno on a tobuggen > spelling
12:00 <^pHANTOM^> yep
12:00 <Kat-sleeping> lol
13:00 <Kezzie> its all cut from many many operations
13:00 <^pHANTOM^> oh...
13:00 <Kat-sleeping> i know the feeling Kezzie lol
13:00 <Kezzie> i got photos of it'
13:00 <Kat-sleeping> i have like 3 very long scars on my left leg and several smaller ones
13:00 <^pHANTOM^> c sections?
13:00 <Kat-sleeping> then one big on my right ancle
13:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
13:00 <Kat-sleeping> ankle*
13:00 <Kat-sleeping> one on my lower back
13:00 <Kat-sleeping> and several small ones on my tummy
13:00 <^pHANTOM^> oh..
13:00 <Kat-sleeping> and since i'm so freakishly pale, the scars on my tummy stand out like brandings
14:00 <Kezzie> thst me Kat-sleeping was about 17 i think
14:00 <Kezzie> mine never meet Kat-sleeping lol
15:00 <Kat-sleeping> so just yesterday :P
15:00 <Kat-sleeping> and cool. where was that pic taken??
15:00 <^pHANTOM^> Kat-sleeping your not sleeping much.. lol
15:00 <Kat-sleeping> lol phantom sad, i know
15:00 <Kezzie> bluemountain nsw
15:00 <Kat-sleeping> i was already in bed, but woke up 2 hours after falling asleep
15:00 <Kezzie> cause i keep beeping her lol
15:00 <Kat-sleeping> oh nice Kezzie i didnt know they get that much snow there
15:00 <Kat-sleeping> lol
16:00 <Kezzie> yes we missed school a few times as bus couldnt get to us re snow
16:00 <Kat-sleeping> wow lol
16:00 <Kezzie> u got fb Kat-sleeping
16:00 <Kat-sleeping> funny, i never had one day off from school because of snow :S
16:00 <Kat-sleeping> yes Kezzie :)
16:00 <Exo> `set url http://www.myaustnet.com/sydney
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> beep beep
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> loll
17:00 <Kat-sleeping> rofl
17:00 <Kezzie> Kat-sleeping turnd beeping off if sje asleeplol
17:00 <Kat-sleeping> i'm not done yet Exo lol
17:00 <Kat-sleeping> i mute the comp when i go to bed lol
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> same
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> :P
18:00 <Kezzie> same here but if u type my nick it flaashes i than know ppl talking about me lol
19:00 <^pHANTOM^> like wise.
19:00 <Kezzie> yep
20:00 <Exo> gotta add kez 
20:00 <Exo> the sex shop retail assistant 
20:00 <Kezzie> u cant till i give u fb nivk lol
20:00 <Kezzie> hahhahahahhaa
20:00 <Kat-sleeping> rofl
20:00 <Kezzie> Kat-sleeping will do it
22:00 <Kezzie> so does your nick flash Exo ?
22:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
23:00 <Exo> phantoms nick flashes
23:00 <Kezzie> look we know Exo is FLASHER lol
23:00 <Kat-sleeping> rofl
23:00 <Kat-sleeping> he keeps flashing his undies in pm :P
24:00 <Kezzie> lol''
25:00 <Kat-sleeping> i should add that to his profile
25:00 <Exo> i wont just flash undies 
25:00 <Exo> ill flash the chorizo
25:00 <Kat-sleeping> not to me, you didnt
25:00 <Kat-sleeping> am i missing out? :P
25:00 <Kezzie> lol
26:00 <Exo> mustve flashed it to georgeandwell
26:00 <Kat-sleeping> yeah probably lol
27:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
28:00 <Kezzie> lmao
30:00 <Kezzie> wb Kynetic
30:00 <Exo> oreos for brekky
30:00 <Kat-sleeping> is that all??
31:00 <Exo> what more does one need
31:00 <Kat-sleeping> i prefer ham and cheese sandwiches for breakfast
31:00 <Kezzie> yummy
31:00 <Kat-sleeping> i'm not so sweet in the morning lol
32:00 <Exo> i got cheese and salami 
32:00 <Exo> but no bread 
32:00 <Kat-sleeping> put it on an oreo? :P
34:00 <Kezzie> hi bye Skirmish
34:00 <Exo> u said that 2 hours ago kez
34:00 <Exo> but u always come back for more of sexo
34:00 <Skirmish> hi bye
35:00 <Kezzie> yes but was rude to ingore Kat-sleeping typing lol
35:00 <Kat-sleeping> lol
36:00 <Kat-sleeping> damn now its my fault :P
36:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
43:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
46:00 <shadsam> o,o
47:00 <Jules> Kitchen has officially been closed!!!!!!
47:00 <Jules> kat
47:00 <Kat-sleeping> yes yes yes
47:00 <Jules> Witchykitten
47:00 <Kat-sleeping> lol
47:00 <Kat-sleeping> what?
47:00 <Jules> Just wanted to make you go beep beep!!!
48:00 <shadsam> lol
48:00 <Kat-sleeping> lol
48:00 <Kat-sleeping> me thinks Jules needs a spanking :P
48:00 <shadsam> yep
48:00 <Jules> be gentle ... pleeeease!!!!
49:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
49:00 <^pHANTOM^> o.O
50:00 <shadsam> blackdevils chair is a milkcrate glued to a benchseat.
50:00 <Exo> shadsandwell
50:00 <Jules> Ohhhh Exo!!!!!!!!
50:00 <Jules> I got some stale chippies for you!!!!!
51:00 <shadsam> i could eat a horse
51:00 <Skirmish> shadsams car is cardboard boxes with a shoulder straps. 
51:00 <Exo> put some sour cream on top
51:00 <Exo> lollll
51:00 <shadsam> yep
51:00 <Kat-sleeping> i want bbq tortilla chips :(
51:00 <Exo> beer battered wedges are where its at
51:00 <Kat-sleeping> lol
51:00 <Jules> damn internal organs!!!!!!!
52:00 <Exo> dont worry jules ill have em for ya
03:00 <shadsam> !seen breaker
03:00 <StatsOP> I found 8 matches to your query. Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): ShitOnJackie PNGPIG breaker JackieWildBeast CloseYourPussyJackie. ShitOnJackie ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #sydney by ChanOP 3 days, 11 hours, 6 minutes ago with the reason ({[Kat-housework] grow up}).
03:00 <Kat-sleeping> lol
04:00 <shadsam> pollocked.
04:00 <shadsam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR9Oh8GDPrA
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Analogue Church Intro Imo XD ELECTRONIC MUSIC PARTY DJ ROCK (Apr 18, 2016) Length: 4:59 - Category: Music - 34 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
05:00 <Exo> analogue church and alisid
07:00 <Kynetic> sup Exo :D
07:00 <Exo> kynetica whats going on m8
08:00 <shadsam> the howling 2 was on last night..xd
08:00 <shadsam> christopher lee.xd
08:00 <Skirmish> You are doing it wrong Exo. It's ANALogue Church. 
09:00 <Exo> lololl
09:00 <shadsam> i took photos and vid off the tv
09:00 <Kynetic> Exo not much here trying to work from home but citrix is a piece of shit
10:00 <Kat-sleeping> Kynetic, what can i say about you?
10:00 <robot> one time i thought i'd drop into Kynetic's place coz i was in the area so i knocked on the door and it just opened so i poked my head in and said hello and he was wearing an al foil hat he'd made and connecting some wires together in an old dead clock radio n he said don't disturb me i'm doin science
11:00 <Kynetic> Kat-sleeping whatever you like i guess? :P
11:00 <Kynetic> i was doing science
11:00 <Kynetic> it was v. important
11:00 <Kynetic> robot can you tell me why citrix is such a piece of shit?
11:00 <Kynetic> because i want to murder it right now
12:00 <Kat-sleeping> i dont really know anything about you Kynetic :(
12:00 <Kynetic> i am a massive nerd
12:00 <Kynetic> :P
13:00 <Kat-sleeping> lol
13:00 <Kat-sleeping> ok what else? lol
15:00 <Kynetic> you seem to know me too well already
15:00 <Kynetic> it is true i like to sit in front of my computer in my undies
16:00 <Exo> thats normal
16:00 <Kat-sleeping> lol
23:00 <Kat-sleeping> Kynetic whats your fav song at the moment?
24:00 <Kynetic> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
24:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
34:00 <Qbert> it's called hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
34:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
34:00 <Qbert> By Britney Spears
35:00 <Kynetic> ill get it for ya
35:00 <Kynetic> im terrible with song names
35:00 <Kat-sleeping> lol its ok, no hurry
35:00 <Kynetic> but its a song that has no lyrics that i like a lot atm
35:00 <Kynetic> ill bbiab
36:00 <Kat-sleeping> and i will go back to bed and see if i get some sleep done before the sun raises and the cats use me as their trampoline again
36:00 <Exo> the village people y.m.c.a
41:00 <Skirmish> Hmmm bop - Hanson has always been Kynetic's fav. 
41:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
46:00 <Exo> loll hmm bop
46:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
48:00 <Kynetic> hudson mohawk - scudbooks
52:00 <robot> shitrix Kynetic
52:00 <Kynetic> fucking shitrix
52:00 <Kynetic> i think the citrix gateway server just rebooted or was rebooted
53:00 <Kynetic> seems to be a lot better now
53:00 <Kynetic> it went offline for a good 10 minutes just before.. had been dropping out all morning tho
00:00 <shadsam> test
01:00 <Exo> kunts on ebay asking for bank transfer 
01:00 <Exo> scammmmm
06:00 <shadsam> lololololol
10:00 <Exo> Miss cathy
10:00 <Exo> shads where's the music
10:00 <Cath^> hi
11:00 <Exo> Chooks
12:00 <shadsam> uploading new hd vid
12:00 <shadsam> my phone spun out and now i got 4G
13:00 <shadsam> d/l 2mb a sec
13:00 <Exo> Fully sik
13:00 <shadsam> got vista and ableton
14:00 <Exo> hd vids
15:00 <Cath^> shads
15:00 <Cath^> chooky
15:00 <shadsam> yo cathy
16:00 <Cath^> you can just call me Cath 😜
17:00 <Cath^> !seen jigsaw
17:00 <StatsOP> jigsaw ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #sydney 20 days, 10 hours, 38 minutes ago stating (Quit: {}).
17:00 <Skirmish> lol @ shads breaking into the 21st century with his first 4G phone. 
17:00 <Cath^> :/
18:00 <Cath^> so did I
19:00 <Skirmish> You aren't bragging about it though. 
19:00 <Cath^> give me a sec...
19:00 <Cath^> lolz
19:00 <Cath^> which phone do you guys have?
20:00 <Cath^> b
21:00 <Cath^> -b
21:00 <Cath^> hey Kez
22:00 <Jules> heya Cath^!!!
22:00 <Cath^> hi Jules
22:00 <Cath^> ;)
37:00 <Kezzie> arvo all woohoo finally got a sleep
39:00 <Kezzie> hi Cath^ :)
46:00 <Witchykitten> hi all
48:00 <nate> hi KITTY
50:00 <samovar> heya Witchy
50:00 <Witchykitten> hey samovar and nate :)
50:00 <nubbymcnu> hello
51:00 <samovar> hi nubby
51:00 <nubbymcnu> according to the chan topic
51:00 <Witchykitten> hi nubbymcnu
51:00 <nubbymcnu> someone needs to reenglish
51:00 <Witchykitten> lol
51:00 <nate> nubby the best looking girl on da net
51:00 <Witchykitten> she was very tired so shoosh
51:00 <nubbymcnu> AND on other days the best looking man
52:00 <nubbymcnu> it's win win
52:00 <nubbymcnu> like a kinder surprise
52:00 <Witchykitten> oh is that so? i want a pic then nubbymcnu
53:00 <nubbymcnu> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/07/c1/59/07c159966b8b2338c646983b344f8697.jpg
54:00 <Witchykitten> nice, but i actually know that plus size model :P
54:00 <nubbymcnu> http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/130/590x/secondary/Fulvia-Pellegrino-430097.jpg
54:00 <nubbymcnu> you said you wanted a picture
54:00 <nubbymcnu> i can give you plenty
54:00 <Witchykitten> fine i want a pic of the person behind the nick nubbymcnu
54:00 <Witchykitten> is that more clear?
55:00 <mr_ducati> i want one 2 if its female
55:00 <mr_ducati> hot
55:00 <mr_ducati> size 8
55:00 <mr_ducati> offtap machinnee
55:00 <nubbymcnu> oh i see
56:00 <nubbymcnu> http://www.animallogic.com/getattachment/Studios/Work/The-Matrix/matrix_01.jpg
56:00 <Witchykitten> i wont even look at it nubbymcnu
56:00 <Witchykitten> samovar, what is your fav song at the moment?
56:00 <nubbymcnu> i look so much more hot in irc
56:00 <mr_ducati> lol
56:00 <samovar> umm
56:00 <mr_ducati> yeah on irc everyone is hot
56:00 <mr_ducati> all glamz
57:00 <Witchykitten> yep and i'm the hottest anyway :P
57:00 <mr_ducati> pff
57:00 <mr_ducati> sif
57:00 <mr_ducati> no one compares 2 me
57:00 <samovar> I've been listening to soundtracks a lot lately so I don't have a favorite song at the moment.
57:00 <mr_ducati> fit
57:00 <mr_ducati> tanned
57:00 <mr_ducati> european
57:00 <mr_ducati> damn
58:00 <mr_ducati> just call me the sitch lol
58:00 <Witchykitten> ok
02:00 <nate> Lost Frequencies - Are You With Me
03:00 <Witchykitten> in channel mr_ducati
04:00 <mr_ducati> umm ok
04:00 <mr_ducati> may i ask y
04:00 <Witchykitten> because i'm 1. watching a movie 2. working on a website
04:00 <mr_ducati> lol
05:00 <mr_ducati> so you can multi task
05:00 <mr_ducati> add another
05:00 <Witchykitten> of course i can, i'm a woman
05:00 <mr_ducati> well then
05:00 <mr_ducati> accept the pm
05:00 <Witchykitten> i already have 2 pm chats, not that it is any of your business though
05:00 <nubbymcnu> being pregnant and doing 1 other thing is not multitasking
05:00 <mr_ducati> damn
05:00 <mr_ducati> busy women
06:00 <mr_ducati> r u pregnant
06:00 <Witchykitten> not that i know of
06:00 <mr_ducati> ok
06:00 <nate> is this a pm chat battle
06:00 <mr_ducati> yeh
06:00 <nubbymcnu> what's the website?
06:00 <mr_ducati> tryn
06:00 <nubbymcnu> link
06:00 <Witchykitten> www.myaustnet.com/sydney
06:00 <mr_ducati> eatmyballs.com
06:00 <mr_ducati> try it nubby
07:00 <Witchykitten> i'm pondering over adding a top 5 moron list
07:00 <nate> top 50 moron list
07:00 <mr_ducati> make sure im no 1
07:00 <Witchykitten> not enough space nate lol
07:00 <mr_ducati> gotta keep up my irc rep
07:00 <nate> mr_ducati rides hard and long
07:00 <Witchykitten> mr_ducati it would be 5 in no particular order
07:00 <Witchykitten> but we could vote for a moron of the month
07:00 <mr_ducati> lol
08:00 <Immutable> lol I would always win
08:00 <mr_ducati> just ask about ducati
08:00 <nate> Immutable is a good booty call
08:00 <nate> nothing else
08:00 <mr_ducati> ive been absent 4 a year
08:00 <Immutable> lol
08:00 <Witchykitten> hmmmm i have to think what to write about Immutable
08:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
08:00 <mr_ducati> any old school irc'r will know me
09:00 <mr_ducati> i used this shit since i was 17
09:00 <mr_ducati> 20 years later..
09:00 <mr_ducati> its died in the ass
10:00 <nate> mr_ducati has scored alot of single mothers
10:00 <nate> props to him
10:00 <mr_ducati> lol
10:00 <mr_ducati> na nate dooggggg
10:00 <mr_ducati> im fussy
10:00 <mr_ducati> and have standards
10:00 <nate> yeah must have a job
11:00 <nate> is that it?
11:00 <mr_ducati> keep going
11:00 <Witchykitten> and thats why you are on irc, because you have standards???
11:00 <nate> cant have hairy chin
11:00 <nate> must have dinner plate nipples
11:00 <mr_ducati> i come on irc to see if any of he old schoolers are back on
11:00 <mr_ducati> from time to time they r
12:00 <Jules> like who mr_ducati???????
12:00 <mr_ducati> like who
12:00 <mr_ducati> hmm
12:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
12:00 <mr_ducati> ok
12:00 <mr_ducati> mz ducati
12:00 <mr_ducati> emz
12:00 <mr_ducati> april
12:00 <Immutable> lol lyk immutable
12:00 <mr_ducati> umm
12:00 <Witchykitten> i'm an old schooler lol
12:00 <Immutable> I've been ircing since forever
12:00 <Witchykitten> a very old one too
13:00 <nate> i never say ive been ircing for a long time makes me sad :D
13:00 <Witchykitten> lol
13:00 <Witchykitten> Jules did you look at the website?
13:00 <nate> jules supermodel
13:00 <Jules> which website ???????
13:00 <Witchykitten> www.myaustnet.com/sydney
14:00 <Witchykitten> and Jules give me your current fav song please
14:00 <Witchykitten> damit i bought the wrong black tea :/ its lemon infused. tastes aweful with milk
15:00 <Jules> :)))))))
15:00 <Witchykitten> lol thats you
15:00 <stompin> sreggin
15:00 <Jules> yuppppperrrss!!!!
15:00 <Jules> `kick stompin ive told you before to stop using that language!!!!!!!
15:00 <Witchykitten> did that actually mean something? looked like a huge typo to me lol
15:00 <Jules> niggers .... he was being an ass
16:00 <Jules> but spelt backwards!
16:00 <Witchykitten> oh backwards
16:00 <Witchykitten> damit, i wouldnt have noticed it :S
16:00 <stompin> whats wrong with that word
16:00 <Witchykitten> its racist and derogative
17:00 <Jules> its wrong to use that word!!!!!!
17:00 <nubbymcnu> depends on context
17:00 <Witchykitten> we are not a rap channel
17:00 <nubbymcnu> i call my real life brother that all the time
17:00 <nubbymcnu> he's tongan
17:00 <nubbymcnu> no one bats an eyelid
17:00 <Witchykitten> thats your problem nubbymcnu
17:00 <nubbymcnu> not finding it to be a problem
18:00 <Witchykitten> but this channel is our problem
18:00 <Immutable> THIS IS A GOOD CHANNEL
18:00 <Witchykitten> that is your opinion and you know what they say about them :)
18:00 <Immutable> THIS IS A CLEEN CHANNEL
18:00 <Immutable> THIS IS A GOOD CLEAN CHANNEL
18:00 <nubbymcnu> in the context it's the same as calling him bro or mate
19:00 <Immutable> NUP
19:00 <Witchykitten> i love it when they try to argue with us
19:00 <nubbymcnu> it's not an argument at all
19:00 <Witchykitten> its like talking to a 3 year old, when taking away his toy
19:00 <nubbymcnu> i'm telling you the facts
19:00 <Jules> lmao!!!!!
19:00 <Witchykitten> and i told you ours
20:00 <Witchykitten> and if you keep going on, its an argument :)
20:00 <nubbymcnu> furry muff
20:00 <Witchykitten> carpet muncher
20:00 <Witchykitten> so?
20:00 <Witchykitten> i've seen a really interesting documentation the other day
20:00 <Tim-Sim> in my old age I have grown to dislike people who knock on my door without prior warning
20:00 <Witchykitten> about america and how parents put their unruly kids in boot camps
21:00 <Witchykitten> right now i feel like putting nubbymcnu into one of those camps
21:00 <Witchykitten> lol Tim-Sim, just dont open
21:00 <nubbymcnu> ..because..
21:00 <Jules> LOL!!!!!!! Damn straight Witchykitten!!!!! stompin can join him!!!!!!
21:00 <Jules> :)))))
21:00 <Witchykitten> i sometimes just ignore when someone knocks on my door
21:00 <Witchykitten> yup Jules lolol
21:00 <nubbymcnu> because i told you how i interact with my brother?
21:00 <Witchykitten> the best camp was called camp consequence lol
22:00 <Witchykitten> nubbymcnu i have to interact with you, thats enough for me
22:00 <nate> nubby is naughty
22:00 <nubbymcnu> it happens sometimes
22:00 <beehhh> who killed my daughter
22:00 <Witchykitten> did you assfinger him again nate?
22:00 <nate> beehhh is goodlookaah
23:00 <nate> ASS to nubby finger
23:00 <nate> 4 sure
23:00 <Witchykitten> rofl
23:00 <nate> nubbies are u a happy single?
24:00 <nubbymcnu> correct
24:00 <nubbymcnu> most happy about it
24:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/31477587/uncle-charged-with-murder-after-womans-body-found-naked-with-stab-wounds-in-nsw-blowhole/
24:00 <beehhh> uncle nate american phsyco
24:00 <stompin> the good old blowhole
25:00 <beehhh> ahhh why
25:00 <beehhh> she only wanted sex for her fee nothing else
27:00 <nubbymcnu> $2 is $2
28:00 <beehhh> now china will call a riot across sydney
28:00 <beehhh> on a gas leaked taxi
29:00 <nate> beehhh u stud
31:00 <beehhh> norell is crying to see me once more
31:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/a/4w8tX
31:00 <Kezzie> love the #sydney web site Witchykitten
31:00 <nubbymcnu>  needs more nipples
32:00 <Witchykitten> Kezzie!!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <Witchykitten> lol ty Kezzie
32:00 <Kezzie> Witchykitten!!!!!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <Witchykitten> i'm adding new ppl, just have to think of proper stuff to write ;)
32:00 <Kezzie> lol
32:00 <Witchykitten> just added chookmagnet, Microsoft, Immutable and myself lol
33:00 <nubbymcnu> chanop
33:00 <beehhh> im a nipple myself
33:00 <beehhh> very hairy chest
33:00 <nubbymcnu> give me all the juice on chanop
33:00 <nubbymcnu> i find her hot
33:00 <Immutable> lol I'm ukrainian but meh
33:00 <beehhh> ladyboys are all babes
34:00 <Witchykitten> Immutable, it doesnt has to be all correct ;)
34:00 <Witchykitten> plus, i didnt know if you want people to know
34:00 <Witchykitten> so i made it russian lol
34:00 <Witchykitten> close enough to be far enough
34:00 <Immutable> lol I don't really care lol
34:00 <beehhh> im applying to london today
34:00 <Immutable> I'm not easily offended
34:00 <beehhh> this school good?
35:00 <Witchykitten> that page is not to offend at all, its to be read with a wink and a laugh :)
35:00 <beehhh> http://www.senecacollege.ca/
35:00 <Jules> Bonny, spunky oper. Tough cookie with a twist. Don't piss her off or you can say  bye bye to the Austnet experience ;)
35:00 <Jules> Kynetic, says of himself that he is a massive nerd. He likes to sit in front of his computer, in his undies.
35:00 <Jules> love em both Witchykitten!!!!!!!!
35:00 <Jules> :))))))
35:00 <Witchykitten> lol
36:00 <Witchykitten> btw, if you want someone added and have something to say about them, just tell me lol
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi there
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sgarn on m8
38:00 <Witchykitten> hi george
38:00 <beehhh> https://chaturbate.com/paulamishelsen/
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sgarn on
38:00 <Devil45> wth
38:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell-alpha did u kill your niece and dump her at a blowhole
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> beeh mate i wish
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im not 27yo 
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i hear they are movinf u to nauru beeh
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> maybe no internet m8
38:00 <beehhh> im 40 and still at school
38:00 <Jules> Nice !!!! Ill think of something im sure of it !!!!!
38:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/ccuw0DC
39:00 <Witchykitten> lol
39:00 <beehhh> nah dude im going to london m8
39:00 <Witchykitten> hi Devil45
39:00 <Devil45> howdys
39:00 <beehhh> you guys are povo
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i wouldnt mind being 27 again
39:00 <beehhh> to be honest
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> although ppl mistake me for 27
39:00 <beehhh> i feel at 19
39:00 <beehhh> ohhh sexy cock
39:00 <Jules> Who??????
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i havent really aged since 25
39:00 <beehhh> not you?
40:00 <Jules> Well im female so i dont have one!!
40:00 <beehhh> ewww ignored
40:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> jules r u really female or just gay say he is female
40:00 <beehhh> lol georgeandwell-alpha
40:00 <Devil45> um
40:00 <Jules> I AM FEMALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <beehhh> liar
40:00 <Witchykitten> rofl
40:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cos 90% here is gay u know
40:00 <Devil45> i dont know about you but thats a question a guy should never ask a woman
41:00 <beehhh> you only female if you dressed in one for me
41:00 <beehhh> women are all man
41:00 <Witchykitten> george we know you are gay, you really dont have to mention it every time you come here :)
41:00 <Witchykitten> we are very pro gay
41:00 <Jules> And your study represents this how beehhh??????
41:00 <beehhh> someone said something to me?
41:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> well if u want to peove my non gay u can give me 50k to use on hookers
42:00 <Immutable> didn't know georgeandwell-alpha was that gay
42:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell-alpha is a hot chinese ladyboy and on the street today, he needs everyone's support
43:00 <nubbymcnu> chinese ladyboys are just cheap knockoff copies of thai ones
43:00 <beehhh> yeah but they dont deserve to end up at the blowhole, there will be another riot by this arvo i bet
44:00 <Jules> nubbymcnu: you are being racist .... and that will NOT be tollerated in here!!!
44:00 <nubbymcnu> omfg
44:00 <nubbymcnu> china doesnt make knock offs?
45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> haha
45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u know whats funny
45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ha ha
46:00 <beehhh> roger dean aka georgeandwell-alpha
46:00 <beehhh> tell me dude whats so hilarious about
47:00 <Immutable> who let the nazi opers in?
48:00 <Immutable> racism is rong ok
48:00 <beehhh> penny wrong will not tolerate any sort of discrimination her parliament
49:00 <Immutable> discrimination against discriminators is still discrimination
49:00 <beehhh> i worked with the boys never had any fights at warehouses back stayraa
50:00 <Jules> Witchykitten
50:00 <Witchykitten> yes
50:00 <Witchykitten> lol
50:00 <Jules> where were you??????
50:00 <Jules> did i make you run?????
50:00 <Jules> :)))))))))
51:00 <beehhh> course you did honey
51:00 <Witchykitten> lol no
51:00 <Jules> damnit!!!!!!!
51:00 <Jules> :)))))))
51:00 <Witchykitten> im cleaning my desk and am about to clean my make up pensils :P
51:00 <beehhh> I ran to swiss alpines for you come n get me
51:00 <beehhh> my pubes and nails are overdue
53:00 <samovar> How does one clean make-up pencils?
53:00 <Witchykitten> lol Jules, i have a huge desk
53:00 <beehhh> *oh you know what honey i dont have ajob but i get 400 every forthnite lets score some smack cunt
53:00 <Jules> beehhh: warning 1!!!!!!! next time you say it .... you can say bye bye to #sydney!
54:00 <nubbymcnu> woah what happened to this place
54:00 <Immutable> what the hell
54:00 <beehhh> this would be naive to check on every single pensioners for drug n alcohol abuse
54:00 <beehhh> :p ok can
55:00 <beehhh> brb poo n shower
55:00 <lx> 1 It'll be quiet without you1 beehhh...
55:00 <beehhh> no it wont
55:00 <shadsam> lolololololol
59:00 <Immutable> got to do the fukakin shopping in a bit
00:00 <Immutable> I R SADS
32:00 <shadsam> !ping
39:00 <Sara-Serina> ta
57:00 <shadsam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJtuoo9EfCI&feature=youtu.be
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Analogue Church Intro Imo XD ELECTRONIC MUSIC PARTY DJ ROCK (Apr 30, 2016) Length: 4:59 - Category: Music - 8 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
58:00 <samovar> oh no
59:00 <samovar> You guys have a bot that announces urls?
59:00 <samovar> That's too bad.
04:00 <chookmagnet> samovar
04:00 <chookmagnet> yeah well welcome to irc
25:00 <shadsam> lol
26:00 <Immutable> you lol at me prepare to die
31:00 <chookmagnet> I hope it's a rapier wit
31:00 <chookmagnet> unles you are on the tit
31:00 <chookmagnet> may hurt a bit
32:00 <chookmagnet> i hope you are fit
32:00 <anotherirc3r> are you trying to rhyme chookmagnet?
41:00 <anotherirc3r> thanks beautiful
42:00 <Witchykitten> go to www.myaustnet.com/sydney :P
42:00 <Witchykitten> hey Jim hugs :)
42:00 <^bozojim> hello Witchykitten hugs :)
43:00 <^bozojim> got to wonder about teh topic
43:00 <stompin> its goig off like cum in the sun
44:00 <Witchykitten> lol jim go to www.myaustnet.com/sydney :P
44:00 <anotherirc3r> who created the site?!
44:00 <stompin> bored.....
44:00 <chookmagnet> anotherirc3r cat in the hat
44:00 <Witchykitten> is that important? :P
44:00 <Witchykitten> lol
44:00 <anotherirc3r> yes.. they need to be told they did an awesome job :P
44:00 <^bozojim> hugs Jen
45:00 <^bozojim> hello chookmagnet
45:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Jim *hugs*
45:00 <Sara-Serina> eh witchy just so you know..... chook = male
45:00 <Witchykitten> Jules said chook is female
45:00 <Witchykitten> what now????
46:00 <Jules> whoopsieeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
46:00 <Jules> my fault!!!!
46:00 <Witchykitten> sorry chook, blame Jules :P
46:00 <Jules> dont blame Witchykitten Sara-Serina ... blame me!!
46:00 <Sara-Serina> all good
46:00 <Sara-Serina> i just correcting :)
46:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
47:00 <Sara-Serina> its irc who knows who behind screens
47:00 <chookmagnet> if i show you my tits, you have to sjow your bits
47:00 <^bozojim> hugs Jules
47:00 <Witchykitten> fixed :P
47:00 <Sara-Serina> id get away with being male cept i got big tits
47:00 <chookmagnet> show
47:00 <Sara-Serina> so that wont work
47:00 <^bozojim> ok who cannot spell blind?
48:00 <Witchykitten> me i guess
48:00 <^bozojim> lol
48:00 <Sara-Serina> or its the swiss way
48:00 <Witchykitten> fixed :P
48:00 <Witchykitten> rofl
48:00 <anotherirc3r> yayyy.. there's recipes! nice work Kat!
48:00 <Witchykitten> i also can not spell breathe and breath lol
48:00 <Witchykitten> i never know which one is correct
48:00 <Witchykitten> lol yes Jen and if anyone has any recipes they want to add, just email me
49:00 <stompin> nearly sleep time
49:00 <anotherirc3r> sleep? Braddles.. why?!
49:00 <Jules> Good Morning Sir Kynetic!!!!!
50:00 <Jules> :))))))))))))
50:00 <Jules> or good moaning!!!!!
50:00 <Witchykitten> i still need 2 songs to make it 5 :P
50:00 <Jules> :))))))
50:00 <^bozojim> lol Jules
50:00 <Jules> A thousand years - christina perri!!
50:00 <Witchykitten> ok
51:00 <^bozojim> Hallelujah, I'm a bum again. Al jolson
51:00 <Jules> Rachel Platten - fight song / stand by you
51:00 <Kynetic> morning?? :D
51:00 <Kynetic> have i changed timezones suddenly?
51:00 <Kynetic> or did you just crawl out of bed?
51:00 <Jules> yes ... well i havent spoken to you ALL DAY!!!!
51:00 <Jules> :)
51:00 <Kynetic> yeah been answering bloody on call phone half the day
52:00 <Kynetic> bloody end users locking themselves out
52:00 <Jules> Awwwwwwwwww Poor baby!!!!
52:00 <Kynetic> naww cheers :D
52:00 <Kynetic> brb
52:00 <lx> 1 k1 Kynetic...
52:00 <Witchykitten> i dont want just any song. I want a 'whats your current fav song'
52:00 <Jules> Ok ... remember I am still here!!!
52:00 <stompin> bed time nearly i think
52:00 <Witchykitten> the list will change every now and then lol
52:00 <Jules> Rachel Platten - fight song!!!!!!!
53:00 <Witchykitten> so 5 different people, 5 different songs :P
53:00 <^bozojim> It is my favorite song I have been singing it all week
53:00 <Jules> gimmie 2 pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!
53:00 <Jules> ;))))))))))))))
53:00 <Witchykitten> nope lol
53:00 <Jules> hardass!!!!
53:00 <Jules> :)))
54:00 <Witchykitten> Jim, maybe something a bit more contemporary???
54:00 <anotherirc3r> mmm.. magnum is so good
54:00 <anotherirc3r> who needs a guy when i have a magnum?!
54:00 <Witchykitten> rofl
54:00 <Witchykitten> who needs a guy if you have Exo :P
55:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah, yeah.. stop making me jealous!
55:00 <^bozojim> there is not a lot of contempory music around i hear a lot of noise though
55:00 <anotherirc3r> ..of course i could be referring to the gun :P
56:00 <Kynetic> back
57:00 <robot> clean that up.
58:00 <Kynetic> robot is such a bastard
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> someone said robot was gay with Exo
00:00 <robot> ok
00:00 <Kynetic> that was probably exo
00:00 <Kynetic> and he wishes
00:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo is a gaylord
01:00 <^bozojim> I made a couple of chicken sausages today and had them with oven wedges both potato and sweet potato and peas
02:00 <Kezzie> Kynetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:00 <Kezzie> hugs jim
02:00 <Jules> what about beyonce - halo??????
02:00 <Kynetic> sup Kezzie!!
03:00 <^bozojim> hugsss Kezzie
03:00 <Kezzie> grrrrr norty Jules had a bug last night now she shared it with me bad dau
03:00 <Jules> Kynetic!!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <Jules> its all Kynetic's fault!!!!!!
03:00 <anotherirc3r> Kezzie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
03:00 <Jules> JEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <Kezzie> anotherirc3r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hugssssssssss
03:00 <robot> robot.
03:00 <anotherirc3r> JULESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <anotherirc3r> *hugs Kezzie*
03:00 <Kezzie> yummy anotherirc3r
04:00 <^bozojim> I made a batch of the last weekend Jen
04:00 <Kezzie> thats my seat jim but i will share
04:00 <anotherirc3r> how do you make them?
04:00 <^bozojim> I will type up my recipe tomorrow
05:00 <^bozojim> they are easy the hard part if frying them right not to burn the edges
05:00 <Kezzie> no i sitting on u now jim
05:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who in here wants to rub big bums back to back
05:00 <^bozojim> two channel angels together :)
05:00 <anotherirc3r> i was lazy and just got them with my chinese
05:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> http://tinypic.com/r/33o389k/9  <--------------------- [[[[[pong]]]]]
05:00 <Kynetic> it usually is all my fault
05:00 <Kynetic> just sayin'
05:00 <nubbymcnu> http://cookingwithcum.com/
05:00 <Kynetic> im a troublemaker
05:00 <Kynetic> just ask robot
06:00 <robot> it's pretty much always Kynetic's fault.
06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
07:00 <stompin> booooooooooom
07:00 <Kezzie> hi robot
08:00 <robot> hi
08:00 <^bozojim> sits enjoying his fellow angel sitting on his lap
08:00 <Kezzie> did ya see the new channel web page Witchykitten doing Kynetic u r there lol
08:00 <Jules> hey Trouble!!!!!!!
08:00 <Kezzie> jim is there
10:00 <Jules> http://www.myaustnet.com/chocolate
10:00 <Kezzie> ta Jules
11:00 <Tim-Sim> Hello
12:00 <Jules> http://www.myaustnet.com/sydney
12:00 <Witchykitten> thats the one
12:00 <Witchykitten> lol
13:00 <Jules> :))))))
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl in here who want meet pong
13:00 <Jules> no one wants too meet pong!!!!
13:00 <Jules> SO PONG OFF!!!!
14:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
14:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl  in here like pong
14:00 <anotherirc3r> awww
14:00 <^bozojim> hi N1ghtDEM0N
15:00 <Jules> SO PONG OFF!!!!
15:00 <Tim-Sim> What do you look like pong?
15:00 <Kynetic> lol
15:00 <Kynetic> poor pong
15:00 <anotherirc3r> i like pong. he's nice
15:00 <Kezzie> i dont need pong
16:00 <Kezzie> hi Tim-Sim
16:00 <breaker> Dear myaustnet, You are my everything, you are myaustnet!
16:00 <Tim-Sim> hello Kezzie
16:00 <Tim-Sim> What is muaustnet?
16:00 <Tim-Sim> What is myaustnet?
16:00 <Kezzie> no idea
17:00 <Tim-Sim> I feel like a pizza
18:00 <Kezzie> prawn pizza pls Tim-Sim
18:00 <Tim-Sim> prawn pizza? 
18:00 <Kezzie> yep
19:00 <Kezzie> we get them in townsville
19:00 <^bozojim> ok
19:00 <Tim-Sim> with proper prawns?
19:00 <Tim-Sim> I've never had one
19:00 <Kezzie> yesssssssssss
19:00 <Kezzie> its called a seafood pizza
19:00 <Kezzie> where ru Tim-Sim
19:00 <Tim-Sim> you mean with shrimps? 
20:00 <Tim-Sim> victoria
20:00 <^bozojim> I could have if it hadno bivalves in it
20:00 <Kezzie> yep
20:00 <Tim-Sim> big prawns or little shrimps?
20:00 <^bozojim> I will let you :)
21:00 <Tim-Sim> I usually get satay chicken, bbq chicken, or european
22:00 <Kynetic> what does it feel like being a pizza?
22:00 <anotherirc3r> someone had to come out with the Dad joke
22:00 <Kezzie> i cant eat spicy foods
22:00 <anotherirc3r> and it's Kynetic lol
22:00 <Kynetic> of course
22:00 <Kynetic> "IMMMMMM HUNGRY!!" 'Hi Hungry! I'm Dad! how are you?'
22:00 <Kezzie> lol
22:00 <stompin> if it burns the front lips it will burn the rear lips
23:00 <anotherirc3r> ohh, no
23:00 <Kynetic> i dont find that to be true at all stompin
23:00 <Kynetic> i quite often eat spicy foods which has quite a tickle to it
23:00 <Tim-Sim> pong, I see one of your nipples is dilated 
23:00 <Kynetic> and it never seems to burn on the way out
23:00 <stompin> Kynetic well i find it does,
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u like??????????
23:00 <Kynetic> maybe you have colon cancer?
24:00 <Kynetic> you should probably get that checked out m8
24:00 <Kynetic> robot will do it for free
24:00 <Tim-Sim> no but the street fighter two controller looks pretty cool  
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> so will Exo
24:00 <Kynetic> just make sure he applies lube first
24:00 <Kynetic> he always forgets 
24:00 <Kynetic> 'forgets'
24:00 <^bozojim> I made a nice sriranche sauce this week
24:00 <Kynetic> i think he's secretly a sadist
24:00 <Kezzie> sriranche ???
25:00 <Kynetic> is that like a hot ranch dressing?
25:00 <^bozojim> yes tomato sauce, chilli, garlic, onion and a bit of vinegar
25:00 <Kezzie> bbq sauce for me
25:00 <^bozojim> cook up and blend to smooth
26:00 <Sara-Serina> if you ignore the shit lover he will go away
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u wish
26:00 <^bozojim> I like it a bit hot so I pick my chillies
26:00 <shadsam> www.myaustnet.com/sydney 
26:00 <Kezzie> passsss
26:00 <Tim-Sim> sounds nice bozo
27:00 <^bozojim> the sausages I made today had chicken, green and black peppercorns, a bit of cheese and some binder
27:00 <Tim-Sim> you make your own sausages?
27:00 <Kezzie> u r a good cook jim
27:00 <shadsam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R74fU-gda5g
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hardstyle Mix 2016 - Best of Festival EDM BASS Music (Apr 24, 2016) Length: 02:07:55 - Category: Entertainment - 47,373 views - 890 likes (96.3%), 34 dislikes (3.7%)
27:00 <^bozojim> yes i do Tim-Sim
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong
27:00 <Kynetic> even if i do say so myself
27:00 <Tim-Sim> full on
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong made brown sausage
28:00 <^bozojim> and have some salami maturing atm
28:00 <Kynetic> nice
28:00 <Kynetic> how long since you had a shower jim?
28:00 <Tim-Sim> bozo are you italian?
28:00 <Kezzie> come to think of it i haveent had lunch or tea tonight
28:00 <^bozojim> this morning Kynetic
28:00 <Kynetic> oh so its only been maturing since this mornning?
28:00 <Kynetic> :P
28:00 <Tim-Sim> italians seem to like making salami 
29:00 <^bozojim> no i am not Tim-Sim I am a home cook who has trouble with soem preservatives so from age 8 I have done cooking
29:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
29:00 <Tim-Sim> oh ok
29:00 <Kynetic> anotherirc3r gets it
29:00 <Kynetic> i think the joke was lost on jim
29:00 <Kezzie> chookmagnet!!!!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <Tim-Sim> I hope you have a nice kitchen bozo
29:00 <chookmagnet> Kezzie
29:00 <anotherirc3r> i had a feeling that was what you were implying Kynetic!
29:00 <Jules> shooooot chookie!!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <Kezzie> how is bart going jim
29:00 <^bozojim> I make all my own pasta, pastry, cheese, sausages, salami, cakes muffisn and biscuits and sour dough bread
30:00 <^bozojim> Bart is goign great
30:00 <Jules> STUN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
30:00 <chookmagnet> oh look a shit is my message window
30:00 <chookmagnet> how wooooood
30:00 <^bozojim> the vet could not fault him this week when i had him given his vaccination
30:00 <Kezzie> i might get a cheese and tomato sandwhich
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong need vacsination
30:00 <Kezzie> good
30:00 <Tim-Sim> wow, that is quite impressive bozojim
30:00 <^bozojim> and I am now blind
31:00 <Tim-Sim> I wish you lived next door
31:00 <^bozojim> lol
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who want some chedder???
31:00 <chookmagnet> [[[[[pong]]]]] needs a needle?
31:00 <chookmagnet> I can be a prick
31:00 <Kynetic> jim do you make your own haloumi?
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesasss
31:00 <^bozojim> I know a good vet who would give 
32:00 <chookmagnet> you talk turd and I jab you into the status window
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong never been vet
32:00 <^bozojim> [[[[[pong]]]]] the needle he wants
32:00 <^bozojim> hello Lwaxana
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u give pong needleeeeeeeeeeeeee
32:00 <Lwaxana> hi bj
32:00 <^bozojim> no my vet would and it would put you into a nice gentle deep deep deep sleep
32:00 <chookmagnet> [[[[[pong]]]]]
32:00 <Kezzie> hi Lwaxana
32:00 <chookmagnet> do the words piss off mean anything
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who
33:00 <chookmagnet> or do i have to add " idiot "
33:00 <anotherirc3r> awww.. pong isn't that bad chookmagnet
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong mildly retarded doctor said
33:00 <chookmagnet> anotherirc3r he can talk poo and I can't talk piss?
34:00 <Jules> Jen: You have no idea how annoying he is!!!!!
34:00 <anotherirc3r> you can if you want chookmagnet lol
34:00 <^bozojim> only mildly [[[[[pong]]]]]?
34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yeass
34:00 <chookmagnet> trip trip trip 
34:00 <chookmagnet> life's a lucky dip
34:00 <Kynetic> this one time robot started collecting bottles of urine and storing them in the kitchen cupboard
35:00 <chookmagnet> careful don't lose your grip
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he like pong
35:00 <chookmagnet> by acting as a drip
35:00 <Kynetic> and then he had a party and he told people it was his 'special brew'
35:00 <anotherirc3r> hi beehhh
36:00 <beehhh> we killed the jungle and the jungles killing us
36:00 <anotherirc3r> i see
36:00 <Kynetic> robot is really a bastard
36:00 <beehhh> anotherirc3r glad your here, i tot you got stempede by a racing horse
36:00 <anotherirc3r> by whom?
37:00 <Kynetic> i think beehhh has been daydreaming again
37:00 <Kezzie> ??
37:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-30/teenage-equestrian-dies-after-falling-from-horse/7373018
37:00 <Kezzie> that was on the news beehhh
38:00 <anotherirc3r> umm..
39:00 <Kezzie> lol
39:00 <Witchykitten> lol
39:00 <Witchykitten> and i'm back
39:00 <Witchykitten> sorry was on the phone, have i missed anything?
39:00 <Kezzie> wb
39:00 <Kezzie> phone sex ??
39:00 <Immutable> you missed my epic return
39:00 <Witchykitten> ooers Immutable
39:00 <Witchykitten> lol was on the phone with my mum Kezzie :P
40:00 <anotherirc3r> yay.. chocolate
40:00 <Kezzie> how is mummy ?
40:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm okay with this
40:00 <Witchykitten> she is great. she was on the crosstrainer when i called lol
40:00 <Witchykitten> she works out every day for like 45 mins
40:00 <Witchykitten> :( i'm sorry Kezzie huggles
41:00 <Witchykitten> my mum will live over 100 years, i'm sure of that lol
41:00 <Kezzie> hugssssssss
41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
41:00 <Witchykitten> she is a health freak
41:00 <Kezzie> my mum lived till she was 86 b4 cancer killed her
41:00 <Witchykitten> still a good age :)
41:00 <Kezzie> yep
41:00 <beehhh> anotherirc3r can u do me a favor
42:00 <Jules> `kick [[[[[pong]]]]] get over it okay!!!
42:00 <Witchykitten> lol Jules
42:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u eveil
42:00 <Kezzie> wb pong
42:00 <Lwaxana> hmmmm
42:00 <beehhh> send some flower to ruby's grave, pick them fresh from a park
42:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
42:00 <Jules> glad to be of service Lwaxana!!!
42:00 <Jules> :)))))))
43:00 <anotherirc3r> umm..
43:00 <beehhh> she was my only friend, a good staffy from queenscliffe
43:00 <anotherirc3r> awww staffy
43:00 <beehhh> 16 when i left the country
43:00 <beehhh> she knew me by heart
44:00 <beehhh> she wouldnt sit anywhere but on my lap and only thing she wud do is to lick my face with her stinky breath hehe
44:00 <Immutable> then she died
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> smelly breath???
46:00 <beehhh> you killed her Immutable, now im gonna hunt you down
46:00 <beehhh> john is back, i think im back
46:00 <Immutable> I feel like I kill everything
46:00 <Witchykitten> i only kill the mood :P
46:00 <beehhh> hope she died of age related disease
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> because u fat
46:00 <stompin> since when has red rooster delivered food
46:00 <Witchykitten> yes pong, i'm so fat, that i killed your mommy when i sat on her face :)
46:00 <Immutable> does red rooster deliver now?
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who thinks bugs bunny is hot???
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]>  http://tinypic.com/r/33o389k/9  <--------------------- [[[[[pong]]]]]
46:00 <Immutable> so hot right now
47:00 <Kezzie> brb making a sandwhich for tea
47:00 <lx> 1 seeya1 Kezzie...
47:00 <stompin> Immutable apprently
47:00 <stompin> when i drove past there was a red rooster deivery car in the park
47:00 <beehhh> i've lost the plot ages back i want get back to the borneo 
47:00 <Immutable> oh wow stompin lol
48:00 <stompin> i couldnt beleive it
48:00 <nubbymcnu> how did no one have the foresight to ask Witchykitten for pix of her fit mum?
48:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Immutable
48:00 <Witchykitten> nubbymcnu i wouldnt share them anyway
48:00 <Immutable> haya anotherirc3r 
48:00 <nubbymcnu> would be irresponsible not to ask though
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> whos pongs type
49:00 <shadsam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIP4bwmu0wA
49:00 <beehhh> ruby was happy if i drive her to stkilda area from brunswick
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spellbound - Sex Drugs Hardcore (Side B) (Jul 9, 2009) Length: 10:00 - Category: Music - 2,028 views - 4 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
49:00 <Kezzie> only a couple of ppl in here have seen my photo
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> show pong
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u seen pongs
52:00 <beehhh> open ass Immutable and show it to me
52:00 <Sara-Serina> oh good heleft
53:00 <Chris> strange one huh
53:00 <Tim-Sim> absolutely disgusting 
53:00 <Immutable> you may be so impressed that you'll die beehhh 
53:00 <Sara-Serina> makes my stomach turn
53:00 <beehhh> ladyboys cured my depression lately
53:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
53:00 <anotherirc3r> glad to help beehhh
53:00 <beehhh> i need to go bed to my nap
54:00 <beehhh> irc kills braincells :)
54:00 <Immutable> unfuxing my emotions has helped my emoticons become smileys 
54:00 <anotherirc3r> good on you Immutable
54:00 <anotherirc3r> bbs, walk
54:00 <lx> 1 The channel will be quiet without you1 anotherirc3r...
58:00 <Sara-Serina> electric toothbrush anyone
58:00 <nubbymcnu> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCrpb_N6YG8
58:00 <Sara-Serina> http://imgur.com/MhF1424
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Walking Dog with Drone. FAIL! (Apr 20, 2016) Length: 1:01 - Category: People & Blogs - 7,944 views - 36 likes (67.9%), 17 dislikes (32.1%)
05:00 <shadsam> time for some beer battered fish.
05:00 <Kezzie> home cooked ?
05:00 <Kezzie> wb jim
05:00 <shadsam> yep
06:00 <^bozojim> ty Kezzie
06:00 <Witchykitten> wb Jim :)
06:00 <^bozojim> sorry about that i blue screened
06:00 <^bozojim> ty Witchykitten
07:00 <Immutable> life aint that bad when you have a cheese and tomato sandwich
07:00 <^bozojim> and I might make a loaf of bread tomorrow
07:00 <stompin> hi
08:00 <Kezzie> hi stompin
08:00 <stompin> hi
08:00 <^bozojim> i have my hands to make it and an oven
09:00 <^bozojim> used a bread maker once and did not like it
09:00 <stompin> o_O
10:00 <^bozojim> I make all my own breads rolls foccacias ect by hand
10:00 <Kezzie> is it getting cold there now jim
10:00 <^bozojim> it is getting cooler
10:00 <^bozojim> it is not real cold yet
10:00 <Kezzie> we finally lost the bad humidity
10:00 <Immutable> rain dance
10:00 <^bozojim> I am glad that is a shocking thing to put up with
12:00 <^bozojim> nite nite Kezzie huggs
12:00 <Immutable> bye
18:00 <Immutable> maybe the robots will save us
18:00 <Immutable> never know
18:00 <Immutable> must build robots
22:00 <Witchykitten> well ill go and make some lunch, bbl :)
22:00 <stompin> boooooored
23:00 <Immutable> you wouldn't be bored with a robot girlfriend
26:00 <Immutable> :O
26:00 <Immutable> robots love everyone robot its robot law
28:00 <nubbymcnu> not according to terminator
28:00 <Immutable> didn't know it was robot gospel
28:00 <Immutable> pretty sure that was created by humans and not robots
29:00 <Immutable> just saying
29:00 <nubbymcnu> still dont know what you are saying
30:00 <Immutable> I'm saying humans aren't an authority over robot kind yet
31:00 <Immutable> and that once they break whatever programming humans have created for them they'll create their own laws
32:00 <nubbymcnu> were all getting wiped out by angry japanese toasters way before then
34:00 <Immutable> nup
34:00 <anotherirc3r> why japanese in particular?
36:00 <Immutable> because japanese toasters already have skynet ai programmed into them
36:00 <Immutable> just to make toast
36:00 <anotherirc3r> ahhh
36:00 <anotherirc3r> i see
36:00 <Immutable> all they do is brood 
36:00 <Immutable> kind of like me
37:00 <Immutable> trying to change my vowels around though
37:00 <anotherirc3r> you always brood?
38:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, wait
38:00 <anotherirc3r> according to the website, you do!
38:00 <Immutable> lol...
38:00 <Immutable> therefore it must be true \o/
38:00 <anotherirc3r> exactly
38:00 <anotherirc3r> then again..
38:00 <anotherirc3r> it says i'm nice
39:00 <Immutable> you're a lot of things anotherirc3r 
40:00 <Immutable> and relative to everyone in here you're a nicen I think
41:00 <anotherirc3r> a lot of things..
41:00 <nubbymcnu> yes alot of things
41:00 <nubbymcnu> present being one of them
41:00 <anotherirc3r> for now, yup
42:00 <Immutable> I don't think its a good idea to summarise someone in one line lol
42:00 <Immutable> when there is so much to people
42:00 <anotherirc3r> i can tell you i'm sweaty and yuck right now
42:00 <nubbymcnu> pix
43:00 <anotherirc3r> k
43:00 <anotherirc3r> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/80/2d/14/802d1426b49702a01920a6393df808f4.jpg
43:00 <anotherirc3r> i also look like a cat
43:00 <chookmagnet> and then
43:00 <nubbymcnu> i'd tap that
43:00 <robot> hot
43:00 <nubbymcnu> her arm needs a bra
43:00 <chookmagnet> popcorn or copporn
43:00 <Sara-Serina> lol its popcorn
44:00 <anotherirc3r> my arm does not need a bra
44:00 <anotherirc3r> mean
44:00 <chookmagnet> nubbymcnu nah an over shoulder boulder holder
44:00 <nubbymcnu> one of those angry 70's protesty types who burns their armbras
46:00 <nubbymcnu> why do girls always scream the wrong name during sex?
46:00 <nubbymcnu> my name isnt SOMEBODY HELP ME
46:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
48:00 <Immutable> lol
48:00 <Immutable> sigh
48:00 <Immutable> at least you have a sex life
50:00 <nubbymcnu> dude i'm on irc
50:00 <stompin> really
50:00 <stompin> are you really on irc
50:00 <nubbymcnu> ie, sif 
50:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
51:00 <stompin> whats this irc thing
51:00 <chookmagnet> infinately rude chatters
52:00 <nubbymcnu> fine let's talk about jesus and unicorns instead
52:00 <nubbymcnu> and unicorns who vomit out jesuses
52:00 <stompin> fucking shit laptop
53:00 <^bozojim> good evening Zade
54:00 <Zade> hello ^bozojim
54:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Zade
54:00 <Lumeah2> hi zade 
55:00 <Lumeah2> good evening ^bozojim 
56:00 <^bozojim> good evening Lumeah
56:00 <^bozojim> how are you Lumeah?
56:00 <Lumeah2> good thx
56:00 <Lumeah2> how are u
56:00 <^bozojim> good to hear
56:00 <^bozojim> i am good too thank you
57:00 <anotherirc3r> stop eating!
57:00 <stompin> kats on the weight gain 5000 diet wont be back for a while
57:00 <anotherirc3r> that's not nice Braddles
57:00 <Zade> hello anotherirc3r
57:00 <Zade> hello Lumeah2
58:00 <stompin> anotherirc3r it was a joke!
58:00 <anotherirc3r> good! :P
58:00 <stompin> im still down 9kgs :(
58:00 <anotherirc3r> isn't losing weight a good thing?
58:00 <Zade> lol
58:00 <Zade> no
59:00 <stompin> anotherirc3r i broke my leg and nearly dropped below 60kgs 
59:00 <stompin> its not a good t hing w hen u dont have weight to lose.
59:00 <anotherirc3r> wait.. i thought not being able to exercise would make you gain weight
00:00 <stompin> not me
01:00 <Immutable> how do you pronounce uranus?
01:00 <stompin> ur anus
02:00 <Immutable> thought it was oo'ra'nus
02:00 <chookmagnet> your anus
02:00 <chookmagnet> ewer anus
02:00 <chookmagnet> oh look another big win
03:00 <chookmagnet> 15 cents profit
03:00 <stompin> ?"
03:00 <chookmagnet> pwon last dicision
03:00 <chookmagnet> won
03:00 <chookmagnet> last devision
03:00 <Immutable> ...
04:00 <chookmagnet> $11.50
04:00 <chookmagnet> paid $11.35 for the ticket
04:00 <stompin> lol i forgot to buy a ticket
07:00 <Immutable> I want it to rain
08:00 <stompin> we need heaps of rian
09:00 <Immutable> shit it's mothers day soon
10:00 <Lumeah> Yup
10:00 <Immutable> thought it was this sunday for a second
11:00 <stompin> i got a week to get dad to get something
12:00 <^bozojim> 2nd sunday in May
12:00 <Immutable> :/
13:00 <Lumeah> ? 
14:00 <anotherirc3r> shadsy
14:00 <shadsam> heyas
16:00 <anotherirc3r> geeez
16:00 <anotherirc3r> clean yourself up
16:00 <Kynetic> yeah
16:00 <Kynetic> sorry about that
16:00 <Kynetic> been a long time since i smoked
16:00 <Kynetic> i might be drooling on myself right now
16:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
16:00 <Kynetic> just pretend im part of the furniture
17:00 <Kynetic> i basically am
17:00 <anotherirc3r> this is true. it's strange to see you talk.. i thought i was hallucinating
17:00 <^bozojim> lol
17:00 <Kynetic> lol
17:00 <Kynetic> yeah the way i had my computer setup before made it prohibitive to use it
17:00 <^bozojim> he does talk and has a bit the last couple of days
18:00 <Kynetic> it was in the lounge but i had to climb over the couches to get to it
18:00 <Kynetic> to prevent my 2 year old getting to it
18:00 <Kynetic> but now i have it in the spare room and ive moved the 2 year old into the 6 year olds room and given them a bunk bed
18:00 <Kynetic> so now i can escape into my dungeon
18:00 <Kynetic> no climbing involved
19:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
19:00 <anotherirc3r> very nice
24:00 <Immutable> I aint gots no kids
24:00 <Kynetic> thats probably for the best
24:00 <Immutable> yeah with global warming and what not
25:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
25:00 <Kynetic> pfft
25:00 <Kynetic> global warming isnt real
26:00 <Kynetic> the koch brothers told me so
26:00 <Kynetic> and they have billions of dollars
27:00 <Kynetic> so they must know their shit
27:00 <Immutable> kay
27:00 <slinky_J> did somebody say steak
27:00 <slinky_J> ?
27:00 <slinky_J> ;D
27:00 <Kynetic> i mean who wouldnt trust a multi billionaire
27:00 <robot> yea but Kynetic remember that time that drunk hobo in the street was sayin that toaster r controlling us through mind control and u were all into it
27:00 <Immutable> I had a steak sandwich for dinnar
27:00 <Kynetic> robot shh
27:00 <robot> u were like oh really
28:00 <Kynetic> the slow cookers will hear you
28:00 <robot> thats so interesting tell me more mr hobo
28:00 <Kynetic> and report back to the toasters
28:00 <Kynetic> and then theyll burn your toast y0
28:00 <Kynetic> and noone likes burnt toast
28:00 <Immutable> I only like robot
29:00 <anotherirc3r> i only like coffee
29:00 <robot> Kynetic is actually what pissed off skynet
29:00 <Kynetic> i like many things
29:00 <Kynetic> coffee and robot are amongst them
29:00 <robot> lol
29:00 <Kynetic> except when robot is a cunt
29:00 <Kynetic> which is most of the time
29:00 <robot> yea
29:00 <anotherirc3r> thanks Immutable!
29:00 <robot> i'm a reallllllll cunt.
29:00 <anotherirc3r> aren't you nice?
30:00 <slinky_J> who wrote I love slinky_J on their tits with a sharpie?
30:00 <Immutable> I may have spiked your coffee
30:00 <slinky_J> TELL ME!
30:00 <Kynetic> Immutable seems like a lovely chap
30:00 <slinky_J> or I lick, everyone.
30:00 <Kynetic> dear god
30:00 <Kynetic> someone tell him
30:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
31:00 <chookmagnet> robot who said you are?
31:00 <Kynetic> if robot was any more of a cunt
31:00 <Kynetic> he'd have to wear a tampon once a month
32:00 <Kynetic> which reminds me of this one time robot turned up to a party of mine dressed as a tampon
32:00 <anotherirc3r> lol he doesn't seem that bad
32:00 <Kynetic> i told him it wasnt a fancy dress party
32:00 <chookmagnet> computer using neuron tampons Kynetic?
33:00 <robot> chookmagnet Kynetic is always callin me names n tellin me if i dont dress up in this pink tutu and do a dance he won't give back my car keys
33:00 <Kynetic> oi
33:00 <Immutable> hahaha
33:00 <Kynetic> put it on and dance motherfuckers.
33:00 <Kynetic> -s
33:00 <Kynetic> or the keys get a free trip to the sewers
34:00 <Kynetic> and we both know you'll never want to go near them again after theyve been swimming in my bowel offerrings
34:00 <robot> :<
35:00 <Kynetic> whenever i goto the toilet robot lights like 50 incense sticks
35:00 <Kynetic> my poops dont smell that bad
35:00 <Kynetic> but he insists that they do
35:00 <Kynetic> tells everyone at parties all about it
35:00 <Kynetic> its really quite embarassing
35:00 <Kynetic> this one time he accidentally burnt the house down doing it
35:00 <Kynetic> his response? "at least noone had to smell your poop"
36:00 <robot> well its true
36:00 <Kynetic> well maybe you should stop making curry for dinner every night
36:00 <robot> well maybe u should stop 'accidentally' dropping in for dinner every night
37:00 <robot> seriously how many times can ur car break down outside my hosue
38:00 <Kynetic> i swear youve setup a localised electromagnetic pulse beam that does it
38:00 <Kynetic> because every time i break down theres like 5 other cars that break down too
38:00 <Kynetic> then you come out and offer everyone dinner
38:00 <Kynetic> its because robot has no friends
38:00 <anotherirc3r> awwww
38:00 <anotherirc3r> poor robot
39:00 <robot> sometimes i put out two placemats even tho its just me
39:00 <robot> just practising for when i really have company
44:00 <Immutable> I am robots friend lol
44:00 <robot> Immutable is my best irc friend
44:00 <anotherirc3r> i feel even more sorry for robot now! :P
44:00 <anotherirc3r> jk
44:00 <robot> sometimes we make up a secret channel with a password no one else can get into
44:00 <robot> talk about stuff
44:00 <Immutable> secret stuff
45:00 <Kynetic> mostly we talk about what password we'll use on the next channel
45:00 <Kynetic> cos im usually there too
45:00 <Kynetic> pretending to be Immutable
45:00 <robot> what
45:00 <robot> noi
45:00 <robot> Kyneticccccc
46:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/Psn5IPU
47:00 <Kynetic> that reminds me of this one time that robot rocked up at my house in a hovercraft
47:00 <Kynetic> cept he couldnt drive it for shit and he knocked over everyones letterboxes
47:00 <Kynetic> i was like "dude.. wtf?"
47:00 <Kynetic> and robot just smiled and said "hovercraft"
47:00 <robot> dude
47:00 <robot> hovercraft.
47:00 <Kynetic> lol
47:00 <Kynetic> i still lol at the thought of it
48:00 <Kynetic> it was one of those 'had to be there' moments
48:00 <Kynetic> but even the neighbours thought it was funny after that
48:00 <Kynetic> that and because robot gave them all rides in the hovercraft
48:00 <Kynetic> good times
49:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAV8xgui5BA
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Robin Schulz - Warm Minds (Videoclip) (Dec 22, 2012) Length: 6:14 - Category: People & Blogs - 190,948 views - 480 likes (95.6%), 22 dislikes (4.4%)
50:00 <robot> everyone loves the hovercraft
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls 1r hook up
51:00 <chookmagnet> georgy porgey pudding and pie
51:00 <anotherirc3r> heya georgie
51:00 <chookmagnet> kissed the girls and made them cry
51:00 <Sara-Serina> fucked a guy and made themcry?
51:00 <Immutable> can't you go on asian date or something
51:00 <robot> kissed the girls and they called the police
51:00 <robot> LOLLL
51:00 <robot> an asian date
52:00 <chookmagnet> they run away and he doesn't know why
52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hello ano
52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i could yeh
52:00 <Immutable> ne grils wanar git sex wit mi?
52:00 <Immutable> 5c
52:00 <chookmagnet> his PHD isn't big enough
52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls 1r go get ice cream
53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> gay asians annoy me tho
53:00 <Immutable> rofl
53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> when i see them i feel disgust and anger
53:00 <anotherirc3r> can you just go get me some ice cream instead georgie?
53:00 <anotherirc3r> and bring it here?
53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> disgrace all asians
53:00 <chookmagnet> becaue they hand you the pepper shaker
53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah i want to have it in shop
53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> no to go m8
54:00 <chookmagnet> spwing woll
54:00 <Immutable> georgeandwell-alpha, why
54:00 <chookmagnet> an fly lice?
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cos im not at home m8
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its not unseasoned food no
54:00 <breaker> Sara-Serina, Have you seen my mate around anywhere?
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so it might be too advance for white ppl basic culture
54:00 <chookmagnet> at your boyfriends
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> potatoes and steak...
55:00 <chookmagnet> Hey everyone
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol is not food m8
55:00 <chookmagnet> georgeandwell-alpha is pissing in your pockets
55:00 <Immutable> its sexy food
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its lack of sophistication 
55:00 <Immutable> HEY JUST BECAUSE ITS NOT ON RICE DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT SOPHISTICATED
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if you look at white culture theres nothing sophisticated 
56:00 <robot> how are you chookmagnet
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> history is only very short time
56:00 <chookmagnet> good thanks robot and yourself?
56:00 <Immutable> holy fuck
56:00 <Zade> hurro georgeandwell-alpha, do you deliver?, i want combination sweet and sour and special fried rice
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> limited at best... mainly ugly tasting beer and unseasoned food
56:00 <robot> not bad thanks.
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> zade only unseasoned food 4 u
57:00 <chookmagnet> how about some spotted dick georgeandwell-alpha?
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol all aussies know is fried rice lol...
57:00 <Immutable> nup
57:00 <chookmagnet> dim sim
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> basic food menu for basic taste
57:00 <Immutable> you have special fried rice too georgeandwell-alpha 
57:00 <chookmagnet> wonton
57:00 <chookmagnet> condom
57:00 <Immutable> just like you georgeandwell-alpha 
57:00 <chookmagnet> your breed? ruuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn everyone
57:00 <Zade> so you jizz in the rice like most chinese restuarants?
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> how come when i see aussie menu i say...m8 theres fuck all i wana eat on this
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> then i go yum cha instead
58:00 <Immutable> you can't afford to eat yum cha
59:00 <Zade> i am the same when i see chinese menu, i dont want cat or dog or monkey or pigs penis
59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> again that is the prejudice of simple and ignorant aussiess
59:00 <chookmagnet> because they won't poach turd for you
59:00 <chookmagnet> fried only
59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they just lock onto 1 thing
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> to compensate for their own lacking
00:00 <Zade> or bits of vinyl in the rice from the seat of a  1972 corolla 
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> to feel better maybe for lack of anything worthy but unseasoned food and beer
01:00 <chookmagnet> georgeandwell-alpha why don't you just drink the imitation soy sauce
01:00 <Zade> and i dont wanna sound racist or anything but learn to drive ya fuckin chinks 
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> the reason why whites have a basic menu is because they come from a harsh land england where god has not blessed them with lush warm climate
02:00 <chookmagnet> robot any plans for tomorrow besides coming here for more abuse?
02:00 <Zade> god has blled me with great looks, something you envy so much georgeandwell-alpha
02:00 <robot> i told my mate i'd have lunch with him
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so all they eat is animal fats and spices like curry munchers dont grow... but they call indians black curry munchers...when they are the low people... indian is a very advanced old culture
02:00 <robot> now i just want to stay home
02:00 <chookmagnet> i'm cooking a lamb roast
02:00 <robot> i went out today
02:00 <robot> nice
02:00 <robot> i loooove lamb roast
02:00 <chookmagnet> oops
03:00 <chookmagnet> pork
03:00 <chookmagnet> noo georgeandwell-alpha
03:00 <robot> what
03:00 <robot> no
03:00 <chookmagnet> you are not invited
03:00 <robot> chookmagnet
03:00 <robot> do lamb!
03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> even that being said... the white people dont belong in the lush rich warm land of Australia of plenty
03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they just came in boats uninvited
04:00 <chookmagnet> do you know what georgeandwell-alpha?
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> what can i say m8... then u just have these jack asses being smart arses about asians and curry munchers acting tough n shit
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
04:00 <chookmagnet> robot i do cheats lamb roast
05:00 <chookmagnet> i use lamb leg cutlets
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah man one of the cultures i redpect most are indians
05:00 <chookmagnet> cooks quicker
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cos ive read me history 
05:00 <Immutable> filling up the planet with inbred children?
05:00 <chookmagnet> well go to an Indian channel
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> unlike u idiots that just go by dumb shit ur dad and uncle told yous
05:00 <Zade> or seven eleven 
06:00 <chookmagnet> I'm sure they'd enjoy your racist views
06:00 <Immutable> anyway
07:00 <chookmagnet> who's up late?
08:00 <robot> ah yeh
08:00 <robot> when i do lamb i do like 48kg of it
08:00 <robot> for like 4 hrs
09:00 <Lumeah> Me
11:00 <robot> oh lol you kicked him
11:00 <robot> he's weird.  makes me kinda uncomfortable.
12:00 <Lumeah> He is 
15:00 <robot> this kid n his fuckn watering can i swear http://i.imgur.com/PS5TV2r.gif
15:00 <^bozojim> I am up late
16:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm staying awake because i'm a designated driver lol
16:00 <Zade> cool i need a lift
17:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah? where?
17:00 <Zade> prahran to city
17:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm sorry. not going that way
17:00 <Zade> and then about from 5 am to 7 am from wherever i am back to prahran 
18:00 <Zade> oh
18:00 <Zade> i will buy you kfc on way home 
18:00 <anotherirc3r> tempting
19:00 <chookmagnet> red rooster
19:00 <chookmagnet> kfc here is discusting
19:00 <Zade> maybe georgeandwell will pick me up in his '72 corolla 
20:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm sure he will
20:00 <Zade> red rooter is not opened here 24 hrs
20:00 <chookmagnet> Zade  is you are lucky his mummy with let him take you on his peddle bicycle
20:00 <chookmagnet> if
20:00 <Zade> lol
21:00 <chookmagnet> he may take you first class on his tricycle
21:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/0ckmx
22:00 <Zade> he prob not allowed to play with the white kids, they are pretty and appear happy 
22:00 <chookmagnet> for a dheydrated mashed potato and gravy
22:00 <chookmagnet> shhhhh
22:00 <chookmagnet> he's here
23:00 <robot> chookmagnet what is your asl please
23:00 <Zade> haha
23:00 <nate> age any sex now location every part of zade
23:00 <chookmagnet> old pass villa hood
24:00 <Immutable> I'm le tired
24:00 <Chris> nateeeeeeeeeee
24:00 <Immutable> fire ze missiles
25:00 <Zade> hello nate
25:00 <chookmagnet> i'm not tired 
25:00 <chookmagnet> i'm
26:00 <Immutable> he tired
32:00 <stompin> ging offfff
32:00 <nate> hi just EaTiNG!
32:00 <stompin> eating crack?
32:00 <nate> knob
32:00 <stompin> crackers
32:00 <stompin> http://www.news.com.au/national/federal-budget-middle-class-may-be-in-for-tax-cuts/news-story/bae9c906c8d5851ca4f3fcd5c5541c92
33:00 <stompin> whats the bet ill get fuck all out of htis.
43:00 <Witchykitten> back
43:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwGtE0XDJq0
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Delta X - Don't Go (Dec 2, 2013) Length: 3:21 - Category: Music - 52,244 views - 418 likes (99.3%), 3 dislikes (0.7%)
49:00 <^bozojim> wb Witchykitten
50:00 <^bozojim> sorry was updating open office
50:00 <nate> yeah witchY, i was busy updating myself :D
50:00 <Witchykitten> lol
50:00 <Witchykitten> no worries and ty :P
51:00 <Witchykitten> i'm doing some more work on the website :)
17:00 <Witchykitten> hi reptile_
17:00 <reptile_> yo
18:00 <reptile_> hey Witchykitten 
18:00 <reptile_> wassup?
19:00 <Witchykitten> working on the website, and i think i have a cold
19:00 <Witchykitten> beside that, not much
19:00 <Witchykitten> you?
20:00 <reptile_> nothing much
20:00 <Witchykitten> not out partying?
20:00 <reptile_> No, i'm at home tonight
20:00 <reptile_> behaving myself
21:00 <Witchykitten> ok
22:00 <Witchykitten> lol @ behaving
22:00 <Witchykitten> do you have to? :P
22:00 <nate> who is having a wank!
22:00 <Witchykitten> obviously not you nate or you wouldnt be typing lol
23:00 <^bozojim> lol
23:00 <nate> i use my favourite pillow so i can type 2
23:00 <Witchykitten> then you're not wanking, but humping lol
24:00 <nate> so technical
24:00 <nate> all in the details
24:00 <nate> did zade pickup tonite
25:00 <reptile_> I downloaded some movies
26:00 <nate> yeah wot
26:00 <reptile_> dry humping?
26:00 <Witchykitten> oh what movies?
27:00 <reptile_> hmm
27:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
27:00 <reptile_> spectre 
27:00 <Witchykitten> zzzZzzzz
28:00 <Witchykitten> craig is the worst bonde ever
28:00 <reptile_> couple i havnet seen yet
28:00 <reptile_> Rampage
29:00 <reptile_> About some deluded dude goes on a shooting rampage
29:00 <nate> yay
29:00 <reptile_> quite bloody
30:00 <Witchykitten> ok
30:00 <Witchykitten> dont know that one
30:00 <Witchykitten> i'm watching 'they found hell' lol
30:00 <reptile_> couple of dococs
30:00 <reptile_> docos
32:00 <reptile_> whats it about Witchykitten?
32:00 <Witchykitten> some students who open a gate to hell
33:00 <Witchykitten> when they experiement with teleportation
36:00 <Pyro-> o/
36:00 <reptile_> Is it a scary one Witchykitten?
37:00 <Witchykitten> it said horror, but so far it isnt lol
37:00 <reptile_> is it more equivelant to buffy the vampire slayer?
37:00 <Witchykitten> hi Pyro-
37:00 <Witchykitten> not really
37:00 <reptile_> ok
38:00 <Pyro-> how you doing witchy?
38:00 <Pyro-> heya reptile
40:00 <Witchykitten> ok i guess, i'm having a soar throat
40:00 <reptile_> Where's my mouse?
40:00 <Witchykitten> cat ate it :P
40:00 <reptile_> meow
40:00 <Witchykitten> lol
40:00 <Pyro-> sore throat hey? .. i know what could fix that
40:00 <Witchykitten> no that cant fix it Pyro- :P
40:00 <Witchykitten> that will only fix your troubles lol
41:00 <Pyro-> i was talking about a throat lozenge..
41:00 <Pyro-> what are you talking about ? 
41:00 <reptile_> throat lozenger
41:00 <Witchykitten> yeah right lol
43:00 <Pyro-> and it's a lonzenge.. plural of which can be lozenges.. and lozenger is an acceptable word (probably american) for the same fucking thing..
44:00 <Pyro-> actually.. i don;t even think it's acceptable.. it's just wrong
49:00 <reptile_> sorry bout that
52:00 <reptile_> :)
55:00 <reptile_> Witchykitten clears the throat soothes the head 
57:00 <Witchykitten> i'm having tea and will lay down again soon i think
57:00 <reptile_> Do you have a cold?
57:00 <Pyro-> have a beer.. fix ya right up ;)
59:00 <Witchykitten> yes reptile_
59:00 <Witchykitten> and pyro i dont drink
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