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00:00 <kekman> nope
00:00 <Witchykitten> lol Jules
00:00 <kekman> it's an article on unit713, probably the worst thing mankind has done to one another 
00:00 <beehhh> norell has lots of hair
00:00 <nubbymcnu> no wedding dress pix?
00:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/a/4w8tX
00:00 <nubbymcnu> i need to replace my pink/purple number
00:00 <nubbymcnu> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3c/6a/9d/3c6a9dc706d1258ede8634def63f1908.jpg
00:00 <reptile_> Wassup Microsoft?
01:00 <BlackDevil> yea beehhh, is he going bald yet?
01:00 <beehhh> the bald guy is me honey
01:00 <reptile_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYH7_GzP4Tg
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz - Get Low (Official Music Video) (Apr 18, 2009) Length: 4:30 - Category: Music - 49,767,798 views - 189,304 likes (96.3%), 7,366 dislikes (3.7%)
01:00 <^bozojim> nite nite Kezzie hugs
01:00 <BlackDevil> no shit
01:00 <BlackDevil> but when your boyfriend goes bald
01:00 <Witchykitten> huggles and sweet dreams Kezzie
01:00 <Kezzie> night or morning lol
01:00 <Witchykitten> lol
01:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/ccuw0DC
02:00 <anotherirc3r> Norell looks like a china doll
02:00 <Jules> nanite mummy!!!!
02:00 <BlackDevil> i know thats you
03:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/a/NvYa9
03:00 <anotherirc3r> china doll
03:00 <reptile_> BlackDevil u talk?
04:00 <anotherirc3r> no Jon doesn't talk
04:00 <reptile_> BlackDevil are u the guy that copies and pastes all youtube videos people post?
04:00 <breaker> looolllllllllllllll @ BlackDevil
05:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
05:00 <BlackDevil> hi david
05:00 <BlackDevil> whats funny?
05:00 <beehhh> i find some latino ladyboys are extremely hot
06:00 <^bozojim> nite nite people see you later today
06:00 <Witchykitten> ni ni jim sweet dreams hugs :)
06:00 <^bozojim> ty Witchykitten
06:00 <kekman> does anyone find chinaman hot
06:00 <kekman> hint hint
07:00 <beehhh> anybody got any ladyboys number pass to me
07:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
07:00 <breaker> The Youtube script guy on AustNet randomly says some weird shit.
07:00 <Witchykitten> i want pizza
08:00 <reptile_> pizza?
08:00 <Witchykitten> yes that round piece of dough with stuff on it :P
08:00 <Witchykitten> that comes out of the oven
08:00 <Witchykitten> with lots of cheese
08:00 <Witchykitten> and bbq sauce
08:00 <reptile_> pepperoni?
09:00 <Witchykitten> yep
09:00 <Witchykitten> and ham
09:00 <Witchykitten> and onions
09:00 <reptile_> what do u call pepperoni?
09:00 <anotherirc3r> what's your favourite pizza Kat?!
09:00 <beehhh> pork ribs are my favorite
09:00 <beehhh> n loin chops grilled
09:00 <Witchykitten> we call it peperoni, but i thought you call it capsicum or something like that lol
09:00 <reptile_> no
09:00 <reptile_> pepsicum?
09:00 <Witchykitten> hmmm depends where i can order from jen
09:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
09:00 <Witchykitten> or that
10:00 <Witchykitten> if i can have dominos, its meatlover
10:00 <anotherirc3r> i love cappriciosa
10:00 <anotherirc3r> with anchovies, of course
10:00 <Witchykitten> then we have one from my local pizza delivery guy he basicly puts bolognese sauce on the pizza lol
10:00 <chinkman> wheres the love for margherita
10:00 <Witchykitten> so lots of meat again :P
10:00 <Witchykitten> too basic for me chinkman
10:00 <Witchykitten> i need my meat lol
11:00 <anotherirc3r> i haven't had a magherita in agessssss
11:00 <anotherirc3r> who wants to buy me one?
11:00 <Witchykitten> if i dont know the pizza guy, i get prosciutto
11:00 <Witchykitten> plus the best margeritha you only get in italy :P
11:00 <beehhh> if i wasnt deported i would have been established there
11:00 <anotherirc3r> would you beehhh?
11:00 <anotherirc3r> established as what?
11:00 <Witchykitten> damn im getting hungry now lol
11:00 <beehhh> because of the ex life gone downhill
12:00 <beehhh> as a PIMP
12:00 <reptile_> i told the pizza guy last time
12:00 <anotherirc3r> heyyy, Kat
12:00 <anotherirc3r> http://sites.psu.edu/siowfa15/wp-content/uploads/sites/29639/2015/10/Bacon.jpg
12:00 <anotherirc3r> you're so welcome
12:00 <chinkman> pizza hut in china is the fanciest restaurant u can go to
12:00 <reptile_> i like anchovies
12:00 <chinkman> you have to order 3 course meals and all
12:00 <beehhh> i would have sold your ass in the blackmarket anotherirc3r by now if i were there
12:00 <anotherirc3r> would you? that's lovely
12:00 <anotherirc3r> you wouldn't get any buyers though
12:00 <anotherirc3r> soz
13:00 <anotherirc3r> yay reptile. you have taste!
13:00 <chinkman> anchovies yuk
13:00 <beehhh> they might take you as a slave and put you in container for organ donor
13:00 <reptile_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ2305fLeA
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Primus - Jerry Was A Race Car Driver (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 3:38 - Category: Music - 6,677,829 views - 21,620 likes (96.5%), 786 dislikes (3.5%)
14:00 <Pyro-> heya Witchykitten
14:00 <Witchykitten> Pyrooooooooooooooo
14:00 <eddie>  /nick Sleepy
14:00 <Witchykitten> my kissable cutey lol
14:00 <Witchykitten> hey eddie hugs
14:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't want to be a slave though beehhh
14:00 <eddie> hola
14:00 <beehhh> whats pity me how come other get to do the crime, and my crime was only a minor cause i tried to struggle worked my buttoff all over the country, no remourse by the lot
14:00 <anotherirc3r> you're not nice
14:00 <Pyro-> aww.. *blushes
14:00 <Witchykitten> lol
14:00 <Witchykitten> jen wants to know how cute you are Pyro-
14:00 <chinkman> im gonna head off to bed in a bit
15:00 <Pyro-> howya my pastey white witch cougar
15:00 <chinkman> gn
15:00 <anotherirc3r> i do?
15:00 <anotherirc3r> i said he doesn't like me!
15:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
15:00 <beehhh> you dont or you do i m going to end up at borneo and live with aliens
15:00 <Witchykitten> lol doing good, a bit tired and hungry though :P
15:00 <Pyro-> borneo has pigmy elephants.. live with them!!
15:00 <Witchykitten> just ordered pizza
15:00 <Pyro-> they look much more fun than elephants
15:00 <Pyro-> ermm.. than aliens
16:00 <Witchykitten> i want a pigmy elephant to play with my cats :P
17:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1C9rM76BpI
17:00 <Pyro-> speaking of pizza..  i has leftovers and am hunghry..
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Proboscis Monkey - Lands of the Monsoon - BBC (May 20, 2015) Length: 2:01 - Category: Pets & Animals - 17,344 views - 239 likes (98.8%), 3 dislikes (1.2%)
17:00 <Witchykitten> lol
18:00 <anotherirc3r> what pizza Pyro-?
18:00 <SkyFire> laptop battery down to 35% - time to plug it in I think
18:00 <BlackDevil> Wisconsin high school prom shooting injures three
19:00 <Pyro-> i have some ham and onion and whatever thing.. and a mexican nacho topped pizza.. i'll save that one for tomorrow
19:00 <anotherirc3r> ham and onion sounds yum
19:00 <reptile_> there used to be some guy that lives in the adjacent room to me who told me when he could sleeo he used to eat anchovies
19:00 <reptile_> cause he has breathing difficulties
19:00 <reptile_> he used to let the anchonvie slide down his throat
19:00 <beehhh> great news BlackDevil
20:00 <beehhh> any died yet
20:00 <Pyro-> i like anchovies.. but they don't slide well.. he didn;t mean oysters?
20:00 <beehhh> You'll remember me when the west wind moves....upon the fields of barley...You'll forget the sun in his jealous sky...As we walk in fields of gold
21:00 <Immutable> sting!
21:00 <beehhh> ancovies are 100bucks a kilo and oysters were snails they put check again bro
22:00 <reptile_> beehh do u like alien porn?
22:00 <beehhh> yes Immutable sting & the police comming
22:00 <beehhh> are you offering any reptile_
23:00 <Pyro-> i reckon beehhh films himself masturbating.. and then labels the video porn, and masturbates whilst watching it
24:00 <Witchykitten> lol
25:00 <Pyro-> O_O
25:00 <Witchykitten> lol
25:00 <Witchykitten> what? sharing is careing :P
25:00 <Pyro-> i suppose i can share
25:00 <Pyro-> because i have backup izza
25:00 <Jules> `voice Lumeah
25:00 <beehhh> dhaka is a hell, there might an earthquake anytime sooner
26:00 <Witchykitten> ill give you a piece of mine when it arrives :P
26:00 <Jules> `voice Lumeah2
26:00 <beehhh> hows i zurich Witchykitten
26:00 <Witchykitten> weather is cold, did actually snow earlier, but didnt stay
26:00 <Pyro-> ok deal Witchykitten
26:00 <anotherirc3r> i want a piece of.. Witchykitten ;D
26:00 <Witchykitten> we dont have a holiday tomorrow, so i'm back to work lol
26:00 <Pyro-> hi jules
27:00 <Pyro-> hi loomia
27:00 <Witchykitten> rofl anotherirc3r, top or bottom? :P
27:00 <Pyro-> i'm going to a dawn service
28:00 <Pyro-> i'm not going to sleep first .. because i'd wake up cranky after ike 2 hours sleep.. so all nighter it is
28:00 <anotherirc3r> i'd be like that too
28:00 <Witchykitten> whats a dawn service?
28:00 <reptile_> i think you buy anchovies they come in a jar from the supermarket
28:00 <anotherirc3r> grumpy, that is
28:00 <Pyro-> we have the day off for anzac day
29:00 <Pyro-> australia and new zealand army corp
29:00 <reptile_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr_gHNRALtU
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spasm (Feb 21, 2015) Length: 4:15 - Category: Music - 9,965 views - 66 likes (95.7%), 3 dislikes (4.3%)
29:00 <Witchykitten> i know, i'm still waiting for someone to give me an anzac bikky
29:00 <Pyro-> commemorating thier sacrfices in world war 1
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sgarn on
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yo
29:00 <anotherirc3r> sup george
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hey
29:00 <Pyro-> mainly the gallipoli landing
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im here now
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its ok
29:00 <Witchykitten> oh no, its talking again lol
30:00 <Witchykitten> Pyro- can i show anotherirc3r your pic?
30:00 <Witchykitten> the one with the kissable lips?
30:00 <Pyro-> only if you show me her titty pic :P
30:00 <Witchykitten> i dont have that
30:00 <Witchykitten> i can only show you my titty pic :P
31:00 <Pyro-> but other than that.. i don't care
31:00 <Pyro-> she might stalk me after though..
31:00 <Pyro-> it's a risk
31:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, please
32:00 <anotherirc3r> you didn't tell me he was a narcissist Kat!
32:00 <Witchykitten> rofl
32:00 <beehhh> this is georgeandwell-alpha when he was a toddler back in HK
32:00 <Pyro-> i'm just another irc'er
32:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hNe29Z4s2w
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Toddler picked up steel pipe to defend his grandma from ‪China‬'s urban management force (Apr 14, 2016) Length: 0:38 - Category: News & Politics - 5,122,238 views - 18,392 likes (95.3%), 908 dislikes (4.7%)
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sgarn on mate
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> china is the usa of asia pacific m8
33:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> will take over australia and anzac eventually
33:00 <Witchykitten> george you are so boring lol
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and beeh will be in a prison camp with trannies
34:00 <beehhh> ahhh
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> his dream wish
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
34:00 <beehhh> well said curnt
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> beeh u still angry at asians m8?
35:00 <beehhh> why would i be angry when i got deported ages back
35:00 <Pyro-> this conversation is going to go places..
35:00 <Pyro-> let us get the popcorn out
36:00 <beehhh> not only that the embassy keep denying my entry for the 6th times from here local embassy
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> why the fark do u keep trying to goto countries m8
36:00 <reptile_> ive drank all of my alcohol
36:00 <reptile_> i think i have to go 2 sleep
36:00 <anotherirc3r> steal some of Pyro-'s popcorn
36:00 <beehhh> why the fuck your grandma left china to downunder 
36:00 <Pyro-> i smoked all my smokes.. but i still hgave like 26 beers
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> just stick to malaysia m8
37:00 <Witchykitten> dont share them with Immutable, he sobers up to quickly lol
37:00 <beehhh> borneo*
37:00 <Immutable> yeah I know
37:00 <beehhh> west malaysia just as fuct as eastern part of ausatralia too mamny migrants
37:00 <reptile_> I was gonna buy a can of bourbon would of cost $5
37:00 <Immutable> I just had a whole bottle of wine and I'm fine right now
37:00 <reptile_> dont know why i didnt
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hes always applying for visas n shit
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and keeps getting rejected
38:00 <reptile_> johnny walker was $3.90
38:00 <beehhh> Sarawak and Sabah are heaven
38:00 <Pyro-> i seriously only joined irc tonight to watch a conversation between beehhh and georgeandwell-alpha ..  this is going to go so well
38:00 <reptile_> fuck why am i such an idiot?
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and then complains
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cos hes some indian doucher
38:00 <anotherirc3r> you did Pyro-?
38:00 <beehhh> Pyro- better than home & away, this real deal here
38:00 <anotherirc3r> really?
39:00 <reptile_> this bullshit
39:00 <Pyro-> like home and away with less deaths.. :(
39:00 <reptile_> bullshirt
39:00 <anotherirc3r> home and away needs more deaths
39:00 <beehhh> i used to watch good cops bad cops, man from snowy mountain
39:00 <Pyro-> everyone on home and away dies
39:00 <beehhh> water rats
39:00 <Pyro-> sometimes they come back to life
39:00 <reptile_> i could always walk to the casino and start a brawl
39:00 <reptile_> i walked back from the city a week ago and nearly broke my ankle
40:00 <beehhh> sky casino was my favorite at downunder
40:00 <reptile_> im in bris
40:00 <beehhh> since 2001 i was a visitor there
40:00 <beehhh> conrad 
40:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> happy anzac day long weekend every1
40:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
40:00 <beehhh> reptile_ has the casino been demolised there the treasurry
40:00 <reptile_> yeah but where else are you supposed to buy alcohol at quarter 2 1 in the morning
41:00 <breaker> looooooooooolllllllllllllll @ President_Trump
41:00 <beehhh> they were giving me free pineapple juice when i drove there from melb
41:00 <beehhh> before i was alive and a man
41:00 <reptile_> i had 1 beer on friday went for a drive
41:00 <reptile_> if cops pull me over im fucked
41:00 <reptile_> yeah i opened the window tried a bit of fresh air
42:00 <reptile_> my air con doesnt work
42:00 <reptile_> it smells quite bad
42:00 <beehhh> i went to meet steve waugh at brown plains but he wasnt there
42:00 <reptile_> i drove a car once i was so blind i couldnt walk straight
43:00 <reptile_> man up beehhh
43:00 <reptile_> lets venture
43:00 <beehhh> i like the brissie china town quite hilly
43:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllll @ breaker i got ya back bro
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls 1 r go for a coffee 
43:00 <breaker> You got nothing
43:00 <reptile_> i live next to the train station
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i know 24hr place
43:00 <reptile_> there is a brothel close to where i live
43:00 <beehhh> i know where
44:00 <reptile_> it smells like a fresh condom
44:00 <Microsoft> roflmao @ breaker pussy
44:00 <beehhh> you could see the gateway motorway right
44:00 <beehhh> on you right
44:00 <breaker> RoFLLLLLLLL @ DoC paki
44:00 <reptile_> i could just show them my package
44:00 <Microsoft> breaker, fuck off no one wants to talk with u stupid fuckwit
44:00 <reptile_> maybe they let me in 4 free
45:00 <breaker> Microsoft, How's your English going?
45:00 <Microsoft> breaker, how much money u borrowed this time?
45:00 <beehhh> borneo healed my pain now they are coming back here in dhaka
45:00 <breaker> Microsoft, I'm not sure.. your mum didn't give me cash.
45:00 <reptile_> i dont like the idea of paying money though
45:00 <Microsoft> Its going good afterall ur mum mrs poo is a good teacher
45:00 <reptile_> i could go to the shop and buy a packet of skittles
45:00 <reptile_> maybe offer them a sausage roll or something
45:00 <Microsoft> he cant be nice
46:00 <reptile_> king size hot dog
46:00 <beehhh> aliens comes from the same solar system just which planet or its moon we are not certain
46:00 <reptile_> here have a bite of my king size sausage roll
46:00 <beehhh> they sure have fire
46:00 <reptile_> not doing myself any favours
46:00 <anotherirc3r> how youuuuu doin Kat!
47:00 <beehhh> i reckon from venus
47:00 <Witchykitten> still hungry jen :P
47:00 <Jules> reptile_: keep it above the gutter!!!!!!!!
47:00 <President_Trump> anotherirc3r have you heard the news? kat and i are dating
47:00 <reptile_> I will be more prepared next time
47:00 <beehhh> shads saw in cairns
47:00 <Microsoft> Lol
47:00 <Microsoft> Kat would never date you President_Trump
47:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
47:00 <Witchykitten> sif i would waste my pale luxurious body to a guy like trump dump
47:00 <anotherirc3r> i want pannacotta!
47:00 <Microsoft> she's with me atm ;p
47:00 <anotherirc3r> sticman: pleaseeeee?
47:00 <Jules> panchetta y mean sticman?????
47:00 <Witchykitten> lol jen, i want tiramisu
47:00 <reptile_> i wouldnt mind 2 chicks
47:00 <President_Trump> luxurious lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
47:00 <anotherirc3r> i had tiramisu the other day
48:00 <reptile_> but a guy and a chick geesh
48:00 <anotherirc3r> so worth it
48:00 <reptile_> pork roast
48:00 <Witchykitten> i wouldnt mind two guys reptile_, but i guess we both woth get what we want :P
48:00 <reptile_> you a guy also Witchy
48:00 <reptile_> so thats 3 guys lol
48:00 <anotherirc3r> ohhhh
48:00 <anotherirc3r> rude
48:00 <Witchykitten> yes reptile_
48:00 <beehhh> some hookers get 20 clients pernight how lucky are they
48:00 <Jules> not me Microsoft? :(((
49:00 <beehhh> money and the fun wow
49:00 <reptile_> what about another girl Witchy?
49:00 <beehhh> yet my ex ripped me off paid me peanuts
49:00 <Witchykitten> nah only Jen :P
50:00 <reptile_> like a vietnamese pork sandwich
50:00 <anotherirc3r> she's just using me for my big dick
50:00 <beehhh> this is blasphemy to use someone's credit card on someone else
50:00 <Witchykitten> jen is nepalese reptile_ :P
50:00 <beehhh> without their permission or being bullied by that person
50:00 <reptile_> all the pubs close around here at 8:00
50:00 <Witchykitten> and i'm hawaiian
50:00 <reptile_> lol
50:00 <reptile_> gross!
50:00 <beehhh> she threaten me that i have small dick and i cannot fuck
51:00 <Witchykitten> you're just jealouse :P
51:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
51:00 <reptile_> Dont know if i would even bother risking it
51:00 <beehhh> norell loves me the way i m
52:00 <Microsoft> Why not Jules?
52:00 <Microsoft> You can join us after the date :P
52:00 <beehhh> i never told her fenny smells like corpse
52:00 <Witchykitten> eewwwwwwwwww beehhh thats nasty
52:00 <reptile_> gay cvnts
52:00 <beehhh> hehe
52:00 <beehhh> tmi
52:00 <Witchykitten> reptile_ no no
53:00 <beehhh> norell not smell she grew up in clean zone
53:00 <Skirmish> Well this channel has lost it's mind tonight.
54:00 <Microsoft> Lol Skirmish?
54:00 <Witchykitten> lol Skirmish
55:00 <reptile_>  no?
55:00 <anotherirc3r> bed time
55:00 <Witchykitten> the swearing
55:00 <anotherirc3r> ninights
55:00 <beehhh> lets start a brand new story my love
55:00 <Witchykitten> only because you use a v instead of a u, doesnt makes it any better
55:00 <Witchykitten> Jules and i will still see it :)
56:00 <reptile_> you dont even live in aus Witchy
56:00 <beehhh> i been bullied and the constitution and the govt supported it
56:00 <reptile_> your just scared
56:00 <Witchykitten> what's that got to do with anything i just said??
57:00 <reptile_> why what u gonna do mum?
57:00 <reptile_> u gonna wash my mouth out with soap?
57:00 <reptile_> cvnt
57:00 <reptile_> ive got a brick here with your fuckin name writin on it try me cvnt
57:00 <sticman> another kick coming up i think
57:00 <reptile_> yeah but
57:00 <Witchykitten> `ban reptile_ no no
58:00 <sticman> well done kat
58:00 <Witchykitten> nah, going for a ban right away
58:00 <Witchykitten> what does he wants to do with a brick? hit his own head? lol
58:00 <Microsoft> hmmm
58:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
58:00 <beehhh> shame blame name game just me who copes it all the time
58:00 <Microsoft> that was another troll kat?
59:00 <Witchykitten> yeah :)
59:00 <Witchykitten> easy peasy
59:00 <Microsoft> lol
59:00 <Microsoft> told ya there are too many
59:00 <Microsoft> ;p
59:00 <beehhh> you can take me out of australia but cant take straya out from me
59:00 <Witchykitten> guys like him dont even make my pulse go up anymore
59:00 <Witchykitten> lol sticman, i would hope so
00:00 <Pyro-> do i ? :P
00:00 <Witchykitten> mmmmmmm you doooooo lol
00:00 <Witchykitten> lol
01:00 <President_Trump> Witchykitten got anymore raunchy pics?
01:00 <beehhh> I make my journey through eternity..I keep the memory of you and me...inside
02:00 <Witchykitten> lol no
02:00 <Witchykitten> and if i wouldnt share them with you :P
02:00 <Witchykitten> ni ni eddie :)
03:00 <eddie> cyas Witchykitten
03:00 <eddie> burbls
03:00 <Microsoft> :-(
03:00 <Witchykitten> why the sad face Microsoft?
04:00 <President_Trump> Witchykitten u have already shared them with me
04:00 <Witchykitten> brb cat feeding
04:00 <lx> 1 We'll still be here1 Witchykitten...
05:00 <sticman> hmmmmmmmm feeding her pussy
05:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
06:00 <beehhh> every man dies, not every man really lives - william wallace
07:00 <Pyro-> every man holds his dick at least 3 times a day
08:00 <Witchykitten> back
08:00 <Witchykitten> and trump, in your dreams lol
08:00 <beehhh> borneo was a sweet gateway from this hell
08:00 <Microsoft> LOL @ 3 times a day
09:00 <Witchykitten> and thinks of sex every 20 mins? or was that 10 mins? lol
09:00 <beehhh> use a mummy wrap over it
10:00 <beehhh> men are really a pussy, women are the true men. - beehhh
10:00 <Pyro-> at least was the key
10:00 <Witchykitten> lol
10:00 <Witchykitten> well you take it in your hands each time you pee no?
10:00 <beehhh> i need a bread n some soup
10:00 <beehhh> got fags?
17:00 <slinky_J> BEEHH
17:00 <slinky_J> mish u
17:00 <slinky_J> whitch kitten?
17:00 <Witchykitten> reminds me, i started to watch black sheep last night lol
17:00 <Witchykitten> eeps
17:00 <slinky_J> meep
17:00 <Witchykitten> lol
18:00 <slinky_J> isnt that lelz
18:00 <Witchykitten> i was waiting for a spanking all day
18:00 <slinky_J> where the sheep eat everyone
18:00 <slinky_J> FANKS
18:00 <Witchykitten> yup lol
18:00 <slinky_J> I will do it again
18:00 <slinky_J> my gosh
18:00 <Witchykitten> nz horror movie :P
18:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
18:00 <slinky_J> hardly horror
18:00 <slinky_J> they could make no2
18:00 <slinky_J> half human sheep *vomits*
18:00 <Witchykitten> eeks
19:00 <slinky_J> don't think about it :/ :o
19:00 <Witchykitten> i wont
19:00 <Witchykitten> lol
19:00 <slinky_J> lmao
19:00 <slinky_J> what movie
19:00 <Witchykitten> lol magic mike xxl
19:00 <slinky_J> should I put on next?
19:00 <slinky_J> I havent seen second one
19:00 <beehhh> https://chaturbate.com/babesmistakenforstars/
20:00 <Witchykitten> i only watched it cause they are hot
20:00 <Witchykitten> the story is bleh
20:00 <slinky_J> lotta man bewbs
20:00 <Witchykitten> lol
20:00 <beehhh> aussie hot
20:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
20:00 <slinky_J> well beehh
20:00 <slinky_J> american hot
20:00 <slinky_J> if only mr marky mark was innit
20:00 <Witchykitten> aawww he is hot :P
21:00 <Witchykitten> i like joe manganielo in magic mike
22:00 <beehhh> super hot
25:00 <NightOwl1> Hmmmm.
25:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
26:00 <sticman> well it's nearly time for me to go to work
26:00 <Witchykitten> wb slinky_J
26:00 <Witchykitten> what time is it sticman?
27:00 <sticman> .130 am
27:00 <Witchykitten> you have to work now??
27:00 <Microsoft> bbl, take care everyone
27:00 <lx> 1 hb1 Microsoft...
27:00 <Pyro-> i would think about going to bed.. but i don't have to work today, and i'm doing an allnighter before the dawn service
27:00 <Pyro-> makes more sense being a shift worker
28:00 <sticman> yeh i work as a interstate bus driver
28:00 <Pyro-> i don't usually go to bed until 3am.. gotta head off about 4am
29:00 <Pyro-> i'ma truckie.. local afternoon shift
30:00 <Witchykitten> and i cant drive at all :P
30:00 <Pyro-> have done a small amount of interstate..   fuck logbooks, being away from home for a week or 2 at a time and only getting about $2-300p/w extra .. not worth it
31:00 <sticman> i dont mind it i do the second leg of the perth run
32:00 <Pyro-> i did a couple of perth trips but mostly a bris-melb shuttle..
33:00 <Pyro-> sunday-saturday 1 week, monday-friday the next
33:00 <sticman> i do melb- adelaide then adelaide  to port agusta
33:00 <Pyro-> only home 1.5 days a week
33:00 <Pyro-> wroked as 2 up
34:00 <beehhh> ahhh
34:00 <Pyro-> so only worked 12 hours on 12 hours off.. but when you wer eon 12 hours off.. you still had to sit in the same fucking truck..
34:00 <sticman> that sucks
34:00 <beehhh> i was angry at that time so i took my own life
35:00 <Pyro-> got $2k a week for being away from home for being in the same vehicle for 5.5days straight
35:00 <beehhh> i used have work in australia
35:00 <sticman> i do 2 overnights then come home
36:00 <Pyro-> i now work a job where i often get $1.5k a week.. sleep in my own bed every night, can go to the shops whenever, go to the pub, go bowling.. any random thing
37:00 <Pyro-> i get paid more for downtime than constant driving..
37:00 <Pyro-> it's bliss
37:00 <sticman> i get to meet a lot of shitty ppl who have been sitting in a bus for 38hrs
37:00 <Pyro-> i also don't have to deal with many people :P
39:00 <Witchykitten> you going to behave zorgoth
40:00 <sticman> resume
40:00 <zorgoth> pyro is employing?
42:00 <sticman> got to go byeeeeeee all
42:00 <beehhh> http://docdro.id/m5Y4EvT
42:00 <Witchykitten> cya sticman :)
44:00 <zorgoth> Witchykitten how do I behave?
44:00 <Pyro-> whatwhatwhat?
45:00 <Witchykitten> if i have to tell you how to behave, zorgoth, then you truly are a lost cause
46:00 <Pyro-> i only know how to behave badly
46:00 <zorgoth> im with Pyro-
46:00 <Pyro-> but then again.. what is badly?
46:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/kQnjcWJ
46:00 <Witchykitten> lol Pyro-
47:00 <Witchykitten> zorgoth, cant behave at all, thats the problem
50:00 <zorgoth> why dont i behave?
51:00 <President_Trump> Witchykitten will u be learning arabic so u can speak with your neighbours?
53:00 <zorgoth> neighbours?
54:00 <zorgoth> Witchykitten you are arabic?
56:00 <Witchykitten> yes zorgoth
56:00 <zorgoth> ah ok
56:00 <zorgoth> i had no idea
56:00 <President_Trump> most of her country will be arab or black in about five years
56:00 <Witchykitten> thats why i have to learn arab to speak to my neighbours
57:00 <zorgoth> hey i didnt know you were arab
57:00 <zorgoth> dont get frisky
58:00 <Witchykitten> ok i try to explain it very slowly for you zorgoth
58:00 <Witchykitten> trump suggested that i LEARN arabic so i can talk to my neighbours
58:00 <beehhh> monsters ball
58:00 <Witchykitten> dont you think if i was arabic, i would already be able to talk arabic?
59:00 <beehhh> google translate it bby
00:00 <zorgoth> not always Witchykitten
00:00 <zorgoth> you may just speak english but still be arab
01:00 <Pyro-> my fragile mind can't handle being fucked with :P
02:00 <zorgoth> maybe you can fuck him real life
02:00 <Witchykitten> lol Pyro-
02:00 <Pyro-> eww
02:00 <zorgoth> Pyro- you are not keen for Witchykitten fuck?
02:00 <zorgoth> if she learn arabic then you can both talk
02:00 <zorgoth> pilow talk in shalah
03:00 <Witchykitten> you mean if i learn arabic, i might be able to understand you zorgoth?
03:00 <zorgoth> no
03:00 <zorgoth> why would you say that?
03:00 <Pyro-> lol..  and you wonder why people don't take you seriously
04:00 <zorgoth> take me serious?
04:00 <Witchykitten> have you noticed how he basicly repeats everything we say as a question?
06:00 <zorgoth> ?
06:00 <President_Trump> repeats everything?
06:00 <zorgoth> Witchykitten why dont you take me seriously?
07:00 <President_Trump> Witchykitten when are u going to send the nate and trump k-i-s-s-i-n-g mp3?
08:00 <Jules> goodnight everyone!!!
08:00 <zorgoth> night Jules
08:00 <Witchykitten> ni ni hunny hugssss
08:00 <Witchykitten> and i'm off to do whatever lol
09:00 <President_Trump> Witchykitten when are u going to send the nate and trump k-i-s-s-i-n-g mp3?
09:00 <Jules> ni ni ... tanks!!!!!!!
12:00 <zorgoth> Kat-gone where she go?
13:00 <zorgoth> prob to talk to Pyro-
13:00 <zorgoth> we can talk to Lumeah2 instead she is much nicer
14:00 <President_Trump> Lumeah is much nicer and less racist
16:00 <zorgoth> she is
16:00 <zorgoth> cant stand racist ppl
16:00 <zorgoth> lots of them on here
26:00 <shadsam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VcbmhGI18I&feature=youtu.be
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MyMix NEW best EDM 8x Analogue Church Intro Imo XD ELECTRONIC MUSIC PARTY DJ ROCK (Apr 24, 2016) Length: 4:59 - Category: Music - 11 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
50:00 <zorgoth> hello Witchykitten
50:00 <Witchykitten> leave me alone zorgoth, people who spread rumours about me being a racist can go to hell
51:00 <zorgoth> i didnt spread that only was told
55:00 <Witchykitten> and you dont have the backbone to actually see for yourself if its true. You just believe anything you are told. very adult
56:00 <zorgoth> are you arabic?
00:00 <Witchykitten> no i'm not
00:00 <Witchykitten> i'm swiss
00:00 <Witchykitten> how many times do i have to repeat that
00:00 <zorgoth> swiss arab?
02:00 <Witchykitten> NO
02:00 <Witchykitten> just fucking swiss
04:00 <zorgoth> your mum is?
06:00 <Witchykitten> do you have to be so stupid?
06:00 <zorgoth> no
06:00 <zorgoth> what is ur mum?
06:00 <zorgoth> and dad?
07:00 <Witchykitten> its none of your business
07:00 <Witchykitten> and if they were from africa, it doesnt makes me more or less a racist
07:00 <Witchykitten> but it makes you look pretty dumb
08:00 <Witchykitten> and if you dont stop saying that i'm a racist, i will have you punished for false accusations
11:00 <zorgoth> punished?
11:00 <zorgoth> umm?
11:00 <zorgoth> ok
11:00 <zorgoth> its irc how u going to punish me?
12:00 <scelidosaur> Internet Facial Stab?
15:00 <zorgoth> i dont know scelidosaur
15:00 <zorgoth> Witchykitten seems to have racial and mental issues
16:00 <Witchykitten> another one who shouldnt be allowed to move around in public
17:00 <Microsoft> In both Australia and New Zealand and some other countries, people gather on April 25 for a sunrise ceremony known as the Dawn Service, honouring the pre-dawn landing at Gallipoli. The ceremony includes traditions such as the Last Post (a military bugle call, signifying the end of the day’s activities), the laying of wreaths, and a reading of the Ode of Remembrance. Marches are held, including 
17:00 <Microsoft> veterans from all past wars, members of the Australian Defence Force, and other uniformed service groups.
18:00 <Witchykitten> thanks for the info lol
18:00 <Microsoft> Anti-war protests at Anzac Day largely died out in the mid-1970s with the end of the Vietnam War. New controversy erupted in 1978 when a women's group laid a wreath in memory of women killed and raped in war. Other lobby groups feminists, gays, anti-nuclear and peace protestors, and Maori activists laid wreathes at Anzac Day services during the 1980s
19:00 <Microsoft> The day had become more than a commemoration of New Zealand war dead and war service; it was being used to make statements about war and society. Many returned servicemen were puzzled or angry at this, but such activities breathed fresh relevance into the day. Increasingly Anzac Day was regarded as an appropriate day on which to debate defence and war-related issues. Former servicemen and 
19:00 <Microsoft> politicians used the day themselves to speak out on anti-nuclear policy during the 1980s
21:00 <Microsoft> Anzac Day had undergone a renaissance and more young people attended the services. The growing mood of nationalism evident in the 1980s found partial expression in a day that had always been an opportunity to mark what some people thought of as the foundation of a distinct New Zealand identity at Gallipoli.Other events, for example, the ANZUS crisis and anti-nuclear movement, also linked the 
21:00 <Microsoft> concept of national identity and war. Forms of cultural expression made the connection, too, as books, plays and documentaries reinforced the association of war and national identity in the public eye.
23:00 <Microsoft> There was even more interest in the 90th anniversary of the landings. In 2005, thousands of New Zealanders were at Gallipoli. They gathered in the chill evening of 24 April, marked the dawn service with the Australians and attended the distinctly New Zealand ceremony at Chunuk Bair later in the day. Politicians, dignitaries and representatives of New Zealand's armed forces were all there. The 
23:00 <Microsoft> ceremonies could be watched live on television in New Zealand
23:00 <Microsoft> wow thats sounds amazing Kat
23:00 <Microsoft> Have you heard about that?
24:00 <Microsoft> https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/live-stream-anzac-day-breakfast-special?autoPlay=4860597195001
26:00 <zorgoth> LOL!
26:00 <Witchykitten> `ban zorgoth too soon for you
26:00 <Witchykitten> yes Microsoft
26:00 <Microsoft> ummm
26:00 <Microsoft> that seems to be plivent
26:00 <Witchykitten> i dont care, but he is a moron
32:00 <Witchykitten> anyway, i'm off for the night
32:00 <Witchykitten> ni ni
32:00 <Microsoft> dont leave meeeeeeeee
32:00 <Microsoft> aloneeeeeee
32:00 <Microsoft> :(
09:00 <Exo> Good morning everyone
13:00 <Kezzie> morning Exo xx
18:00 <Exo> Kezzie darling :)
18:00 <Immutable> I believe its pronounced darlink
20:00 <Exo> Immutable my darlink
26:00 <robot> good moarning
27:00 <robot> i bought coffee for everyone
27:00 <Immutable> robot is a robot gentleman
28:00 <robot> ty Immutable
29:00 <robot> lol, do i know you?
29:00 <robot> people used to say that here
29:00 <Immutable> you know me through the magic of IRC
30:00 <robot> cool
32:00 <Kezzie> morning Lumeah xxx
32:00 <robot> hi Lumeah
32:00 <robot> hi Kezzie
33:00 <Kezzie> hi robot
36:00 <Exo> lest we forget indeed
37:00 <Exo> including the 136k horses which were brought over there with only 1 returing 
39:00 <robot> mmhmm
39:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
42:00 <Exo> mr robotto
47:00 <Exo> cookie of the day
47:00 <Exo> !ttop10
47:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. witchykitten(3398) 2. anotherirc3r(1158) 3. DoC(990) 4. ^bozojim(860) 5. beehhh(762) 6. Immutable(666) 7. reptile_(628) 8. Exo(554) 9. Pyro-(518) 10. Blitzkrieg(412)
49:00 <robot> hey exo
49:00 <robot> hows thigns
50:00 <Exo> just chilling
50:00 <Exo> still in bed m8
50:00 <Exo> whats garn on
50:00 <robot> not a great deal.
52:00 <robot> bbs
52:00 <lx> 1 ciao for now1 robot...
54:00 <embri0n> you guys are lucky, its already night there when GoT starts
54:00 <embri0n> or is it not?
55:00 <Exo> don't know mate I don't watch GoT
55:00 <Exo> where are u located
56:00 <Kezzie> morning Sara-Serina
56:00 <embri0n> africa
56:00 <Kezzie> hi embri0n
56:00 <embri0n> its 6am here when it gets online
56:00 <embri0n> hi Kezzie 
56:00 <Kezzie> 9am here
57:00 <embri0n> ah so u get it in the afternoon 
57:00 <Kezzie> get what ?
57:00 <embri0n> im pretty sure bosses already know the "boss i think something i ate this weekend did something to my stomach, can i go home??" 
58:00 <embri0n> the sunday night series episodes 
58:00 <Kezzie> never watched it
59:00 <embri0n> ok
59:00 <Sara-Serina> morning Kezzie
59:00 <embri0n> i got home 3hrs ago 
59:00 <embri0n> 10pm 
00:00 <embri0n> mom was doing chemo, im exhausted but cant sleep 
00:00 <Exo> game of thrones 
00:00 <Kezzie> Jules watches game of thrones she said
00:00 <embri0n> so she must be eating all those things that make her ill 
01:00 <embri0n> putting garlic under her armpits etc 
06:00 <Exo> loll wot
08:00 <Sara-Serina> ooo
08:00 <Kezzie> lol
08:00 <Sara-Serina> some wank stain cant take jokes so i got "blocked from posting" for 24 hrs
09:00 <embri0n> posting where?
09:00 <Sara-Serina> but i cant see where or what i posted that would even warrant that
09:00 <Sara-Serina> fkin petty twats ;/
09:00 <Sara-Serina> fb
10:00 <embri0n> oh 
10:00 <Sara-Serina> its ok ill use my other account to find out who it was and then send the person a lovely msg lol
10:00 <embri0n> the wankstainbook 
10:00 <Exo> all from a juicy tomato !
10:00 <Kezzie> lol
21:00 <Exo> kara 2016
30:00 <robot> hii
31:00 <Kezzie> wb robot
31:00 <robot> thanks
32:00 <robot> old men wearing galloshes out in the wet splashing around in puddles with big hats
32:00 <robot> oh
32:00 <robot> sorry i thought this was google
33:00 <embri0n> bad mr robot 
33:00 <robot> bad?  why
37:00 <Kezzie> brb
37:00 <lx> 1 Not too long now1 Kezzie...
51:00 <Exo> Coffee
51:00 <Exo> Lols
40:00 <Exo> john cena u cant seeee me
43:00 <Exo> gday cloudowind
25:00 <simonna> melbourne
25:00 <simonna> I really should just do an auto-join
25:00 <simonna> :/
26:00 <simonna> sigh
26:00 <Exo> Good afternoon simonna
26:00 <Exo> what's wrong
29:00 <simonna> Who or what is an Exo?
29:00 <simonna> Good afternoon.
30:00 <Chris> waaaaaa
30:00 <Chris> holidays
30:00 <Chris> if there was ww100 could maybe have 100 holidays
31:00 <simonna> Holidays?
31:00 <simonna> It's just one day.
31:00 <simonna> It's certainly a nice one.
31:00 <Chris> Yeah,
38:00 <simonna> So my work mates decided to invite me to 'teachers games' last holidays.
38:00 <Exo> Exo is an ancient god of war
38:00 <simonna> My job: bring the 'white line fever'.
38:00 <Exo> What type of games does they involve
39:00 <Exo> What year level do u teach
39:00 <simonna> Basically day time = sports comps
39:00 <simonna> and then evenings... not so much sports.
39:00 <simonna> my youngest are year 9s.
40:00 <simonna> I didn't actually know what they meant by 'white line fever'. They didn't explain it to me until after it happened.
40:00 <simonna> Now I know my place in the social circles at work.
41:00 <simonna> See opposition captain. Insult him. Insult his uniform. Retaliate when he reacts. Trip him and push him into the ground. Maybe punch him.
41:00 <Exo> Lol White line fever
42:00 <simonna> Oh and frisbee. Who knew that was actually a thing?
42:00 <Exo> There's even frisbee golf
42:00 <simonna> In my defense, the guy actually started it because he called us 'pussy bitches'. Whatever that means.
42:00 <simonna> Yes. See, this is kind of like frisbee soccer.
43:00 <simonna> Again, I'm just as surprised as you.
53:00 <Exo> Lol pussy bitches
55:00 <Tim-Sim> Exo: Who are you calling pussy bitches
56:00 <tonik> Tim-Sim: Hi pussy bitch.
57:00 <Exo> Simonna got called one
58:00 <simonna> :o
58:00 <simonna> Not just me; my whole team.
03:00 <Exo> That's just uncalled for !
03:00 <Exo> Sexy nate
06:00 <simonna> Hence he was punched.
07:00 <simonna> Because that's the perfectly reasonable grown-up way to respond.
07:00 <Tim-Sim> simonna: What happened?
10:00 <stompin> cunts
12:00 <simonna> I brought the white line fever
14:00 <Kezzie> chook!!!!
14:00 <chookmagnet> Kezzie
14:00 <stompin> tits out
15:00 <chookmagnet> baby suckling time?
16:00 <Kezzie> brb
16:00 <lx> 1 The channel will be quiet without you1 Kezzie...
41:00 <Tim-Sim> Goats can be cute 
43:00 <Chris> lol
48:00 <nate> zinger burger!
49:00 <LyinTed> Sup lozers
11:00 <Tim-Sim> I have created a new channel #Victoria 
16:00 <beehhh> no you didnt
16:00 <Chris> Hihi beehhhhhhhhhhhh
16:00 <beehhh> http://docdro.id/m5Y4EvT
16:00 <Chris> fetch me a burger champ
19:00 <beehhh> i used to rock up at hungry jacks and got two whoopers for 5 bucks deal everytime
19:00 <Chris> good deal
19:00 <beehhh> I been bullied by women and got evicted out of that country
20:00 <beehhh> woman judge asked me why you were separated, the fuck i suppose to answer, then she asked where is she, the fuck again
21:00 <Chris> what Country?
21:00 <beehhh> melbourne
21:00 <beehhh> is that a country
21:00 <Chris> country or city?
21:00 <Chris> city
21:00 <beehhh> no idea
21:00 <beehhh> im done with that city
21:00 <Chris> where are u now?
22:00 <beehhh> up on venus no sorry in uranus
22:00 <Chris> the best place is Newtown, sydney... men wear dresses etc
23:00 <beehhh> i have a dream martin luther kings next to domino pizza there painted on the wall right
23:00 <Chris> they had a march the other day, to keep Newtown weird
23:00 <Chris> I like men in dress
27:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVgorHF7b8g
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dreamgirlz Drag Newtown Part 1 (Aug 14, 2007) Length: 7:51 - Category: Entertainment - 2,955 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
29:00 <Chris> yup
29:00 <Chris> still the same today
29:00 <Tim-Sim> Chris, Melbourne is a city in #Victoria
29:00 <Chris> Tim-Sim, Ya
30:00 <Tim-Sim> Join #Victoria
30:00 <beehhh> i been everywhere in australia except for perth and darwin
30:00 <beehhh> join #Tasmania
30:00 <Tim-Sim> Have you been to Port Arthur?
30:00 <beehhh> tasmania is the australian part of nz
31:00 <beehhh> yes Tim-Sim i also been to kingisland
31:00 <Tim-Sim> Did you see where that guy went crazy with the guns?
33:00 <beehhh> yup then the gun control started
33:00 <beehhh> by uncle johnny 
34:00 <Tim-Sim> So your saw Port Arthur before Martin Bryant shot those people? 
35:00 <Tim-Sim> Actually that reminds me. I was thinking of all that has been going on in Europe and that reminded me of the Norweigan guy who went on a rampage in Norway. What was his name?
35:00 <Sara-Serina> brevik?
35:00 <Tim-Sim> Yes
36:00 <Sara-Serina> he keeps appealing i hear for police brutality
36:00 <Sara-Serina> *snort* good luck after killing all those people
36:00 <Tim-Sim> Anders Breivik
36:00 <Sara-Serina> i was close lol
39:00 <beehhh> Tim-Sim you are not be doing anything silly like that alright
40:00 <beehhh> ignore Sara-Serina she might bully you into it
40:00 <Sara-Serina> wtf
40:00 <Sara-Serina> im not a bully
40:00 <Sara-Serina> why are you such a dickhead
40:00 <Chris> Tim-Sim, yeah he complained to the courts that his human rights have been vioalated in jail.. the court agreed with him
40:00 <beehhh> why arent you
40:00 <Sara-Serina> because i dont want to be
41:00 <Sara-Serina> some people are stupid
41:00 <beehhh> nope, cause you already a nerdcase
41:00 <Tim-Sim> Well if his rights were violated then it should be looked at 
41:00 <Sara-Serina> i refuse to bully someone coz a fuckin idiot suggests it
41:00 <beehhh> huh! im going take my revenge
41:00 <Chris> Tim-Sim, he complained about strip searches, his meals etc
41:00 <Sara-Serina> and 2 its not nice to bully people
42:00 <Sara-Serina> ive been on the recieving end of it and it wasnt nice
42:00 <Chris> did you know over there his "jail" is actually a 3 roomed apartment
42:00 <beehhh> i will torn everything down that jeoperdise my past with my future
42:00 <Kezzie> hi Chris
42:00 <Kezzie> hi beehhh
42:00 <beehhh> however it spelt
42:00 <Chris> hey Kezzie
43:00 <Kezzie> Chris can u get me a cold fanta pls
43:00 <Kezzie> chook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
43:00 <Kezzie> Sara-Serina isnt a bully to me
43:00 <beehhh> good
44:00 <beehhh> i lost 9 years just to prove i been bullied
44:00 <Kezzie> Chris drink pls
44:00 <Kezzie> ubeen inn jail beehhh ?
44:00 <beehhh> i fought against your entire system and not giving up or giving in
45:00 <beehhh> something's burning under this skin
45:00 <chookmagnet> beehhh take your meds
45:00 <beehhh> thank you
45:00 <Kezzie> bit warm here 28 deg'
45:00 <Chris> Chris passes Kezzie a chlled can of 15,15.0,7Tango15,15. from the fridge
45:00 <beehhh> i aint got none
46:00 <Kezzie> awwwww thanks chookmagnet
46:00 <Chris> np
46:00 <Kezzie> Chris i meant dam tab key'
46:00 <Sara-Serina> hes a fucking idiot trying to get me to bully people
46:00 <Chris> haha yeah, how u feeling today Kezzie?
47:00 <Sara-Serina> been in the receiving end no fucken way would i infringe that on anyone
47:00 <Sara-Serina> unless its george :) he asks for it
47:00 <Kezzie> ok today thanks Chris i been home from hoap 2 weeks on tues
47:00 <Chris> wow 2 weeks
48:00 <Kezzie> yes fingers crossed i can keep out a bit longer
48:00 <Chris> Hope so
48:00 <Kezzie> Jules and hubby do a lot for me as i cant
48:00 <Kezzie> in the last 5 years i have only been home for 6 weeks all up rest hosp
48:00 <Chris> Yeah of course, Jules your carer?
49:00 <Kezzie> hubby is my carer
49:00 <Chris> ahh right
49:00 <Kezzie> Jules helps also if hubby isnt here
49:00 <Chris> yup
49:00 <Kezzie> Jules sleeping right now hubby is out but i ok for now
50:00 <Kezzie> Chris so far ha 105 operations i sure dont want anymore
50:00 <Chris> Yeah, that must be a record hey
50:00 <Kezzie> my body is like railway tracks only the tracks dont meet lol
51:00 <Chris> u must be like a celebratity at the hospital
51:00 <Kezzie> yes the nurses at hosp like a sec family now
51:00 <Chris> thats a good way to look at it Jules
51:00 <Chris> Kezzie i mean
52:00 <Kezzie> lucky my specialist bluk bills
52:00 <Kezzie> how r u Chris ??
52:00 <Chris> Yeah thats a relief
52:00 <Sara-Serina> imma go lie down this cold/flu knocking me sideways
52:00 <Chris> im ok, rest day
52:00 <Chris> Sara-Serina, damn
52:00 <Kezzie> get well Sara-Serina
53:00 <Kezzie> had my flu needle yesterday
53:00 <Sara-Serina> ta i need it i got a job interview in the morn
53:00 <Sara-Serina> and im feeling like shit
53:00 <Chris> flu season here now
53:00 <Kezzie> i have no immune system 
53:00 <Kezzie> good luck re the job Sara-Serina
53:00 <Sara-Serina> ta kezzie
53:00 <Chris> Kezzie, low white blood cells?
54:00 <Kezzie> Jules needs to go get her flu needle now 
54:00 <Kezzie> yes
54:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh i do too
54:00 <Sara-Serina> ill that tomorrow when i come back from city
54:00 <Sara-Serina> do
54:00 <Sara-Serina> away [r: Quick Away]
55:00 <Chris> you find endone works for u Kezzie?
55:00 <Kezzie> if i take 3tabs it eases kidney pain Chris
55:00 <Kezzie> 1 or 2 do jack shit
56:00 <Kezzie> i only got 1 kidney that keeps trying to fail
56:00 <Chris> you take stemetil with it? however u spell it
56:00 <Kezzie> i think endone is also morphone ?
57:00 <Chris> yeah a type of opiate.. i cant spell today
57:00 <Kezzie> i cant take stemetil i had to learnt to walk once after taking it
57:00 <Kezzie> nothing worse than looking at your legs that wont walk
58:00 <Chris> i believe hydromorphone is the strongest... stronger than regular morphine
58:00 <Kezzie> never heard of hydromorphone
58:00 <Kezzie> i get fental in hosp via needle
58:00 <Kezzie> used to get perthidine
58:00 <Chris> its called dilaudid, ask ur specialist
59:00 <Kezzie> ok ty
59:00 <Chris> its a liquid'
59:00 <Kezzie> so its good for pain ?
00:00 <Chris> yes, used alot in cancer patients etc
00:00 <Kezzie> Chris i need to go rest on lounge for awhile hugsss
00:00 <Chris> ok tc
00:00 <Kezzie> ok will ask specialist about it
01:00 <Chris> let me know what he says
01:00 <Kezzie> will do
01:00 <Kezzie> bye
05:00 <Tim-Sim> I might take a panadol
06:00 <Chris> haha Tim-Sim, well they are useful
06:00 <chookmagnet> how about a chocolate robot Tim-Sim?
08:00 <LyinTed> Stranger danger
08:00 <chookmagnet> yeah i suggest we watch LyinTed
08:00 <chookmagnet> seems to be under 13
09:00 <LyinTed> Im 12
09:00 <chookmagnet> too young for this server
10:00 <Tim-Sim> If I had a chocolate robot, I'd eat it
10:00 <Tim-Sim> contemplating a trip to McChuckas
12:00 <BlackDevil> im 13
15:00 <Tim-Sim> Do you want to buy some acid?
17:00 <chookmagnet> acid?
23:00 <Tim-Sim> Skirmish: Why are you taking aspirin daily?
23:00 <Skirmish> It's good practice.
23:00 <Skirmish> There are studies citing that taking Panadol once daily is also good for you.
26:00 <Tim-Sim> I heard that aspirin thins the blood
27:00 <Tim-Sim> never heard it about panadol
27:00 <Skirmish> Yes apsirin does thin the blood.
27:00 <Tim-Sim> ie. I had never heard that taking panadol daily is good for you
27:00 <LyinTed> Yea nobody pulls that shit
28:00 <Skirmish> It's been a long time since I have heard about supporters of taking a panadol a day.
33:00 <Skirmish> http://louderwithcrowder.com/marijuana-good-or-bad-doctors-weigh-in/#.Vx2q1EeMk3g
38:00 <Tim-Sim> interesting, sort of 
44:00 <Skirmish> It's an interesting topic.
46:00 <robot> [15:11:22] <Tim-Sim> If I had a chocolate robot, I'd eat it  <--- racist.
47:00 <Tim-Sim> What if it was white chocolate?
47:00 <Skirmish> It has too much white privilege. Do not eat.
48:00 <robot> didn't know you were in Skirmish
48:00 <Skirmish> in what?
48:00 <robot> oops.  in here
51:00 <LyinTed> Wat
52:00 <LyinTed> Hey
52:00 <LyinTed> Whoz smokin up
55:00 <Skirmish> This is why smoking weed is bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3isO9g8_RIU&list=PLp0Qlhw_IcyqCEnf5JLgAs_O5g1oPvhBz&index=22
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: once i caught a fish alive 2016 song of the year (Apr 14, 2016) Length: 1:43 - Category: Music - 31 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:00 <Tim-Sim> That was ok
06:00 <chookmagnet> LyinTed i'm soaking up my tyres
06:00 <chookmagnet> want some water?
10:00 <LyinTed> Chookmagnet u need some water.i.gotta take a piss
11:00 <LyinTed> ^faggot
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sup gang
40:00 <Sara-Serina> back [r: Quick Away] [1h46m2s]
41:00 <Tim-Sim> wb Sara-Serina 
41:00 <Sara-Serina> ta
42:00 <Sara-Serina> feeling blah
43:00 <Sara-Serina> even cat moved away from me and she normally sleeps close lol
45:00 <Tim-Sim> have you had any drugs yet?
45:00 <Sara-Serina> just the usual cold and flu tabs
45:00 <Tim-Sim> do you have a cold or flu? 
45:00 <Sara-Serina> one or other
46:00 <Tim-Sim> I am still contemplating going to McDonald
46:00 <Tim-Sim> s
46:00 <Tim-Sim> I don't want to get fat
47:00 <nate> live it up fattie
48:00 <Jughead> everyone else is Tim-Sim, just do it 
48:00 <Jughead> lol
48:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
49:00 <Tim-Sim> nah I had McChuckers last night, I best not
49:00 <nate> lloool\
49:00 <nate> kfc;p0
49:00 <Jughead> you get fat when having Macers 5 - 7 nights a week
49:00 <LyinTed> Lollllllllllllll
50:00 <Jughead> and sitting in front of a computer for 10 hours or more a day
50:00 <Kezzie> hi nate and Jughead
50:00 <Jughead> hey Kezzie xx
50:00 <Tim-Sim> Oh yeah, today I have been lazy as
51:00 <Jughead> it was a beautiful day today - I had to get out for a walk .... was great 
52:00 <Tim-Sim> I have a broken electric window on my car that needs fixing (taped it up with a garbage bag last night so car wouldn't get wet inside), and an arcade machine on the back of my ute that I was sposed to unload today 
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tim-Sim: Attach a battery directly to the motor and it'll wind up
53:00 <Tim-Sim> I got drunk on Saturday at a friends house at phillip island and have been totally drained since
53:00 <Tim-Sim> i'll do it tomorrow, before work
58:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
59:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Blitzkrieg ty for the +v
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> No problemo
59:00 <Sunbeam> how are you?
59:00 <Kezzie> hugsssss Sunbeam
59:00 <Sunbeam> huggggggggggggggs Kezzie :)
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> I really need a shave.. I look like tisk atm :/
00:00 <Sunbeam> shaver broke?
01:00 <Sunbeam> :)
02:00 <Sunbeam> joking.....
02:00 <Sunbeam> I'm used to wet shaving 3 of our residents
02:00 <Sunbeam> hi VLADIMIR^PUTIN
02:00 <Sara-Serina> pubes?
02:00 <Sara-Serina> i mean face
02:00 <Sunbeam> no no lol
02:00 <Sunbeam> the face
02:00 <Sunbeam> hi Sara-Serina
03:00 <Sunbeam> altho i have shaved pubes
03:00 <Sunbeam> but not theirs
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lies
03:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Lumeah :)
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lies and deceit
03:00 <Sunbeam> it isn't lies lol
03:00 <Sara-Serina> hey Sunny
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Shaver isn't broken, I just haven't had to go anywhere so I haven't cared lol
04:00 <Sunbeam> trouble is...it'll take you a lot longer now Blitzkrieg
04:00 <Sunbeam> u want the face or the pubes Sara-Serina?
04:00 <Sunbeam> i don't mind either
04:00 <Sunbeam> lololol
04:00 <Sara-Serina> id maybe do both :P
04:00 <Sara-Serina> cept someone might get a stiffy
05:00 <Lumeah> Hi Sunbeam 
05:00 <Sunbeam> make it easier Sara-Serina
05:00 <Sunbeam> won't be flopping in way
05:00 <Sunbeam> hi nubbyyy
05:00 <Tim-Sim> I bought a cut-throat laser a while ago, used it once, never again! 
05:00 <Sunbeam> hi Tim-Sim :)
05:00 <Sunbeam> u slipped with it?
05:00 <Tim-Sim> hi sun
05:00 <Tim-Sim> hi Sunbeam 
06:00 <Tim-Sim> no it was just rather messy, got a few cuts, took ages too
06:00 <Sara-Serina> sara has decided im toxic she wont go near me
06:00 <Sara-Serina> the cow
06:00 <Tim-Sim> sara the cow?
07:00 <Sara-Serina> shes a cat... but i call her cow
07:00 <Sara-Serina> she knows it too
07:00 <Tim-Sim> cow/cat potato/potato
07:00 <Sara-Serina> i got a cheeky tail swish
08:00 <Tim-Sim> it was one of those types that takes razor blades, you have to break a razor blade in half and slide it into the blade holder 
09:00 <Sara-Serina> just wax it off
09:00 <Sara-Serina> :p
11:00 <Tim-Sim> no way
12:00 <Sunbeam> hi Monsoon
12:00 <Monsoon> Hi there Sunbeam
12:00 <Monsoon> How are we?
12:00 <Sunbeam> I'm good thanks...how u doing?
12:00 <Monsoon> im well thanks
12:00 <Sunbeam> good to hear
13:00 <Kezzie> hi Monsoon
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Monsoon
15:00 <Monsoon> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Blitzkrieg
15:00 <Monsoon> Hi Kezzie
15:00 <Monsoon> How are we?
15:00 <Monsoon> Lumeah
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> I'm ready to headbutt Windows 8
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> Instead of installing printer drivers, I get "Reboot required"
17:00 <Monsoon> Windows 8
17:00 <Monsoon> I have not even bothered yet
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> I just wanna scan one friggin document
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> AHA! SUCCESS!!
17:00 <Monsoon> oh you have a scanner wow?
17:00 <Monsoon> I have not owned one in so so long
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> It's a printer/scanner combo
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> I don't really use it but my phones proving to be shit at photographing documents
19:00 <Monsoon> oh yes
21:00 <Lumeah> Sorry Monsoon.. Im not bi hunny 
21:00 <Lumeah> Sorry to disapoint you. 
22:00 <Kezzie> hugs Lumeah
23:00 <Lumeah> Hugs Kezzie 
23:00 <Lumeah> Hows you feeling? 
23:00 <Kezzie> ok fpr now
23:00 <Kezzie> u?
24:00 <Tim-Sim> Blitzkrieg: Go to linux
24:00 <Tim-Sim> although linux weak spot would be printer driver support 
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Which would put me back to square one
25:00 <Tim-Sim> but you can download it, burn it to DVD and load it up to try it out for free. 
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> I got around it now, scanned what was needed.
26:00 <Tim-Sim> oh ok. I cracked the sads a while ago with win 7, was taking 6 minutes to load so I bought a new SSD drive then installed win 7 on it fresh 
27:00 <Tim-Sim> but it was taking ages to download all the updates then It had problems uninstalling the antivirus and wouldn't run utorrent 
27:00 <Tim-Sim> so I cracked the sads and put Linux Mint 17.3 Cinnamon edition on it. 
27:00 <Tim-Sim> aahhhhhh
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> loll
37:00 <Exo> good evening people 
38:00 <Exo> what's shakin
38:00 <Sara-Serina> hm
38:00 <Sara-Serina> net died
38:00 <Sara-Serina> maybe they changed the plan over
38:00 <Exo> what plan
39:00 <Sara-Serina> unlimited now
39:00 <Sara-Serina> 200 on 200 off
39:00 <Sara-Serina> resetting modem brb
42:00 <Sara-Serina> we was told 2-3 days
42:00 <Sara-Serina> but they did it in 20 mins
42:00 <Exo> what was ur plan previously 
43:00 <Sara-Serina> 100 on peak 100 pff
43:00 <Sara-Serina> off
43:00 <Sara-Serina> was on a off peak plan
43:00 <Sara-Serina> but we are happy to pay the extra for better service
43:00 <Exo> how much 
44:00 <Sara-Serina> it was 60 a month its now 79.90 a month
45:00 <Kezzie> wb Jughead
45:00 <Exo> shouldve been unlimited b4 
45:00 <Jughead> thanks Kezzie
46:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh but they wouldnt do it
46:00 <Jughead> I am sort of here :P
46:00 <Exo> sup jugsy 
46:00 <Jughead> Yo Exo
46:00 <Exo> whats the deal their advertising online 
47:00 <Sara-Serina> ill find it hang on
47:00 <Sara-Serina> had to text someone lol
47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi hiws evry1 garn ay?
48:00 <Exo> hi george michael 
48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> happy Anzac day
50:00 <Kezzie> hi georgeandwell
50:00 <Kezzie> be years b4 we get nbn where i am
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> true
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nbn will never happen
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> trust me i work at telstra
51:00 <Exo> im sure george
52:00 <Kezzie> lots of ppl got nbn here just the area i in hasnt
52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i do feasibility studies and tenders for a living for big projects
52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nbnco didnt even have a study dont before ruddy signed on the dotted line
52:00 <Sara-Serina> hm
52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> silly politicians
53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> wasting money
53:00 <Jughead> another promise from the Labor Party that no one can deliver on - have have NBN, but moving 100km out of sydney soon and will not have - it was meant of regional Australia and it looks like it will be about 5 years before it will happen in that area - 
53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i reckon the cost to actually build nbn is aroubd 80-100bn
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and takes maybe 20yrs
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> to finish
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if they are dumb enough to do it as the original plan
54:00 <Jughead> and at what cost - what do aussies really gain from it - what is the cost benefit 
54:00 <Exo> wb simonna :p
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cost benefit study was never done either
54:00 <Jughead> hey simonna
55:00 <simonna> Schpanks.
55:00 <simonna> Ahoy.
55:00 <Kezzie> wb simonna
55:00 <simonna> :)
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if u think about it... the whole of telstra is worth about 40-60bn
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> a nbnco project would cost 2 telstras 
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> theres no way m8
57:00 <Jughead> Thanks Ruddy 
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> there was maybe a better way
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> but its too late
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> politicians m8
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> [17:54:43] <georgeandwell-alpha> i reckon the cost to actually build nbn is aroubd 80-100bn
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> If you really worked at Telstra, you'd know.
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> m8 i could calcuate it if i could be bothered
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> what the government didnt bother to do
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Bullshit
02:00 <Sara-Serina> hugjead
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
04:00 <Monsoon> Sara-Serina
04:00 <Monsoon> Sara-Serina: how are you?
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> how hows every 1 garn m8
04:00 <Sara-Serina> oops forgot to put the dickhead on ignore
04:00 <Kezzie> lol Sara-Serina
04:00 <beehhh> how many sushi did u have today georgeandwell-alpha
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> beeh none m8 i went to massage
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> was a aussie girl this time
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i greatly enjoy it m8
05:00 <Sara-Serina> theres a few that i gotta add to ignore ;P
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i gotta stop blowing me money at these parlours
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> but its better than a gambling addiction or drugs lol
06:00 <Sara-Serina> thats the only way you can "blow anything"
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> thats sweet kezzie
07:00 <Sara-Serina> that pie looks like a crudely made vagina
07:00 <Kezzie> lol
07:00 <Exo> george can blow me n e day
07:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i had nothing better today on this anzac day
07:00 <Jughead> lol
07:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so i wnt to massage
07:00 <Sara-Serina> {|}
07:00 <Sara-Serina> you will have to massage your own bits then
07:00 <Jughead> :P {|}
07:00 <Tim-Sim> is georgeandwell-alpha and beehhh the same person? 
07:00 <Sara-Serina> nope
07:00 <Kezzie> no
07:00 <Sara-Serina> ones a racist and the other is a twat
08:00 <Tim-Sim> so there is more than one pervert here 
08:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if im a racist how come i get massage from aussie grl ay?
08:00 <Sara-Serina> or is that the other way around
08:00 <Jughead> Twat = a woman's genitals.
08:00 <Sara-Serina> something george wants
08:00 <Sara-Serina> but doesnt get
08:00 <Tim-Sim> Jughead: that's a twot
09:00 <Kezzie> twot???
09:00 <Jughead> thaks Tim-Sim lol
09:00 <Sara-Serina> do they put duct tape on your mouth so you dont talk shit
09:00 <Jughead> Twot is it 
09:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> this language is too crude 4 me
10:00 <Jughead> twot language 
10:00 <Tim-Sim> georgeandwell-alpha: Where are you from? 
10:00 <Kezzie> Jules just told me Jughead
10:00 <Kezzie> lol
10:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> melbourne m8
10:00 <Jughead> lol Kezzie
11:00 <Tim-Sim> oh, I saw the 'racist' comment and assumed you were black
11:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
12:00 <Jughead> Tim-Sim sounds asian without sounding racist
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah 
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they justbreckon im racist cos i.point out facts to em
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> uncomfortable truths
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> [18:12:10] <Tim-Sim> oh, I saw the 'racist' comment and assumed you were black
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's chinese
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> And very angry at the aussies
13:00 <Tim-Sim> georgeandwell-alpha Is chinese?
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> Correct
13:00 <Lumeah> Lol georgeandwell-alpha 
13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> just pointed out facts m8
13:00 <Lumeah> Get out. 
13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> is there somethibg wrong with saying facts
14:00 <Tim-Sim> Yes, most chinese and Indians are very racist 
14:00 <Tim-Sim> georgeandwell-alpha: Is it that the facts you choose to say seem to be somewhat 'racist'?
14:00 <Jughead> have you ever been with an indian
14:00 <Jughead> wanna get one india 
15:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah i just pointed how many things aussie think is true actually isnt
15:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> like surfing and beach life
15:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> doesnt make sense m8
15:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> like the outback 
15:00 <Tim-Sim> well that doesn't sound racist
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> How doesn't it make sense?
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> Also, Tim-Sim, that's tame compared to how he usually speaks.
16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if u read your history and not be ignorant 
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wolf in sheeps clothing I think the term is
16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> the aussie farmers and outback and also the country life
16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> picture is all wrong m8
16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ifbyou read your history
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> In what way?
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> georgeandwell-alpha, have you ever left the city?
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i explained many times already m8
17:00 <Jughead> history is the past, ppl need to build a bridge and move on
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> do u agree that most aussies identify the sun and surf coastal life?
17:00 <Tim-Sim>  no
18:00 <Jughead> not me, I dont like the beach all that much 
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> Not at all georgeandwell-alpha
18:00 <Tim-Sim> get sand i your crack
18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> do you know this kind of life has been for pacific islanders for hundreds not thousands of years 
18:00 <Jughead> and the sun ... you can keep your cancer 
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> If you live 100km inland, you can hardly say you're living the beach life.
18:00 <beehhh> is international management good or marketing management for lucrative work?
18:00 <Jughead> get sand in your car
18:00 <Jughead> not only your crack lol Tim-Sim
18:00 <beehhh> brb supper
18:00 <lx> 1 ...so quiet now1 beehhh...
19:00 <Tim-Sim> New Zealanders only came their from polynesia 500 years ago
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> then whites come in and now think if youre not white and like beach something is wrong with u... cos we all know only white people are allow to be surfers in oz
19:00 <Jughead> enjoy beehhh
19:00 <Tim-Sim> there
19:00 <Tim-Sim> god I hate it when I use the wrong there/their/they're
19:00 <Jughead> that is bs georgeandwell-alpha
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if you can see how wrong sun tanning is and getting skin cancer
19:00 <Jughead> hey chookmagnet
20:00 <Tim-Sim> My friends is moving to Tasmania to get away from black people and chinese people.  
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Here comes the real georgeandwell-alpha, Tim-Sim. :)
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> europeans should not go to the beach
20:00 <chookmagnet> Jughead
20:00 <Kezzie> chook!!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <chookmagnet> Kezzie
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> how.much clearer can i make it
20:00 <chookmagnet> clear as mud
20:00 <chookmagnet> fud
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Why not georgeandwell-alpha?
21:00 <Jughead> georgeandwell-alpha all ppl are free to do as they please within the law - and outside the law as long as they dont get caught 
21:00 <Tim-Sim> He calls Tasmania the last bastion of the true white Australia
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if u wana see true beach and coastal culture u should go to SE asia or bali
21:00 <chookmagnet> he wants to catch the budgies Blitzkrieg
21:00 <Kezzie> slip slop slap re the sun
21:00 <Tim-Sim> before all the liberals came in and said that "Australia is multicultural" and all that crap in the late 80s
22:00 <Kezzie> lol
22:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> aussies just like to do something than think they own it...andbthen tell the true practitioner of the culture that they should not... its just white racism
22:00 <Tim-Sim> My step father went to phuket, Thailand, recons the tsunamai was the greatest thing that ever happened to it
22:00 <Lumeah> Rebuilt? 
22:00 <Tim-Sim> no just a shit hole that hsould be wiped off the face of the earth\
23:00 <Jughead> lol
23:00 <Jughead> Sara-Serina you wanker lol
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whites copy stuff think the copy is more authentic than the original...then say im superior... u guys should stop doing now that i am doing... even though u been doing for 1000yrs
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its like that
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Give us a good example georgeandwell-alpha
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> surfing and coastal life
23:00 <Jughead> 1000yrs?
23:00 <Kezzie> hugs Jim
23:00 <Tim-Sim> Chinese people copy EVERYTHING 
23:00 <Jughead> Hey Jimbo
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> outback and country life
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Evidently, you haven't been to the real outback georgeandwell-alpha
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> You clearly have no clue
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> But keep going bro. :)
24:00 <^bozojim> hugs Kezzie
24:00 <^bozojim> hello Jughead
24:00 <chookmagnet> Blitzkrieg out back dunny
24:00 <Tim-Sim> The outback is good because it is mostly white people there. That is what makes it so great
25:00 <Jughead> I lived in Ivanhoe for a while, Id consider that the outback and not the country
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> funny that whites like to tell abos that this is what the outback is about m8... utes and cattle stations...fark u abos know nothing.. europeans know all about it even though we come from very cold climate
25:00 <Tim-Sim> Dandenong is the opposite of the outback, it is a shit hole. 
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Dandenong should be nuked
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> And Noble Park
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> And surrounding suburbs
25:00 <Tim-Sim> Blitzkrieg: I hear ya
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> then they paint the ned kelly sidney nolan and say fark bruh... this is australia m8
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> no its not yah dumbo
26:00 <Tim-Sim> georgeandwell-alpha: What is Australia, massage parlours with white chicks in it?
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> this is some europeans thumbling around here in a hot land and rainforests and trying to make shit up like they own it and been here a long time
26:00 <Sara-Serina> now now george thats pot calling kettle black
27:00 <Sara-Serina> plus dumbo had big ears
27:00 <Sara-Serina> tim doesnt
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> tim... yeah some do
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> but its mainly asian girls m8
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> some indian and sub continent
27:00 <Tim-Sim> I wouldn't know. I don't go to them
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> georgeandwell-alpha is on first name basis at most of them
28:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
28:00 <Tim-Sim> And certainly wouldn't if it was full of indians and chinese women
28:00 <Tim-Sim> bugger that
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> some yeah
28:00 <Sara-Serina> hi im george i have a small dick but i will pleaes you
28:00 <Tim-Sim> Some sort of penis envy
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cost me a shitload m8 but its better than sportsbet mate
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> or crown casino 
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Shitload?
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i could lose 1000 a night at crown
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> They charge $10 for a should massage
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Are you on D$P?
29:00 <Sara-Serina> maybe its cum load dazz
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh right
29:00 <Tim-Sim> Asians are notorious for gambling in Australia, leaving their kids locked in cars in the crown casino parking lots.  
29:00 <Tim-Sim> I think I understand now 
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i dont gamble
30:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> never saw the point and im not good a poker anyway
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> [18:29:39] <georgeandwell-alpha> i could lose 1000 a night at crown
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> [18:30:40] <georgeandwell-alpha> i dont gamble
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Seems legit.
30:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh i heard you dont poke women in the right hole
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i rather spend it at massage place
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> at least i get satisfaction
31:00 <Sara-Serina> noone would want to touch your pinnie
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cost a fraction of what aussie blokes now spend on sportsbet and ice
31:00 <Sara-Serina> if you put ice down ya pants, it will make it smaller
31:00 <^bozojim> it is so small small hands and fingers are all that can hold it
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u gotta be crazy to get into that shit.... you could lost 500 to 1k a week
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lots of aussies are on that now
31:00 <Tim-Sim> You hang around casinos and brothels and make out Australians to be corrupt....
32:00 <JugAway> when I put ice down my pants it only makes it harder Sara-Serina :P
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> thats why chinese can buy their house from em
32:00 <beehhh> climate change will leave no dispair
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> australia should be like hong kong
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> british hand back 
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> 1988
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> m8
33:00 <Tim-Sim> no way
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> 1998
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> or something
33:00 <Kezzie> rest time bbs
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hand back to abo maybe
33:00 <Tim-Sim> hong kong should be like Australia
33:00 <^bozojim> hugs Kezzie
33:00 <^bozojim> good evening Jen hugs
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> british had to hand back hong kong to china
33:00 <Tim-Sim> Hong Kong is the best part of China
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u havent been to china then
34:00 <JugAway> i have ... mr mr same same 
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hong kong is a speck m8
34:00 <Tim-Sim> I wouldn't want to, too many chinese people there
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> china is going to be usa of asia pacific
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so what can aussies do m8
34:00 <JugAway> until the USA take it over georgeandwell-alpha
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah usa is dirt poor m8
35:00 <Kezzie> anotherirc3r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <JugAway> or Japan lol
35:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Jim *hugs*
35:00 <anotherirc3r> Kezzie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they cant fight wars in asia they are getting kicked out by china... usa doesnt wana be here either...
35:00 <anotherirc3r> how are you lovely!?
35:00 <Kezzie> tired now about to go rest anotherirc3r
36:00 <Tim-Sim> White man has dominated the world George
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> the usa is goinf bankrupt slowly andbthey will leave philipines and malaysia.., then who will protect aussies
36:00 <anotherirc3r> awww.. alright hun
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> no more usa bases in asia mate
36:00 <JugAway> Trump will inject the US lol
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> fark bruh... why would they wanna be here now china is powerful
36:00 <breaker> loooolllllllllllllllllll
36:00 <Tim-Sim> Can't wait, bring on the nukes!!!
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> usa keeps fighting wars in the arabs for the jews m8
37:00 <beehhh> im black
37:00 <Tim-Sim> If China is so good, why are the people struggling to get out of there?
37:00 <beehhh> because they want conqor this world
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they wana pick on asia country.. nah mate u gotta go thru china
37:00 <beehhh> all the top jobs in downunder are taken by chinese
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> china will say... u have to.move ur ships away bro
38:00 <Tim-Sim> Getting their beehhh that is correct
38:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell-alpha makes 300k per year,whereby Tim-Sim gets 30k not even that
38:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> china is the usa of asia pacific
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> just 20yrs n u will see
38:00 <Tim-Sim> China is shaping up to be the next super power, that is correct
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they wana dominate this entire region bro
39:00 <Tim-Sim> i agree with you on that georgeandwell-alpha 
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> means australia is defenceless 
39:00 <beehhh> uk has many indian and paki
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> without usa
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and england wont help ya mate..england is shit
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> empire is finished bro
39:00 <Tim-Sim> georgeandwell-alpha: Are you saying I should go out and start bashing chinese people?
40:00 <Tim-Sim> I should
40:00 <beehhh> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/f16-fighter-jet-saves-patient-life-norway-flying-medical-equipment-a6996651.html
40:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> m8 u do what ya wana do
40:00 <anotherirc3r> how dare you be working!
41:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im just callin the shit as it is bro
41:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if u wana call it racist up 2 u m8
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> the chinese will take over austrlaia one day
42:00 <Exo> evening jenny q;)
42:00 <^bozojim> good evening Exo
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> just buy up everythinf bruh
42:00 <Exo> howdy jim how are ya buddy
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> may take a few decades
42:00 <^bozojim> I am good thanks
42:00 <Exo> what did ya get up to today
43:00 <anotherirc3r> this keyboard!
43:00 <Exo> lol wb
43:00 <^bozojim> I went to teh dawn service
43:00 <Kezzie> wb anotherirc3r
43:00 <anotherirc3r> Exo!!!!
43:00 <Exo> whats wrong with ya keboard 
43:00 <anotherirc3r> thanks Kezzie hun
43:00 <Exo> jenny !!
43:00 <^bozojim> came home and went to have a cuppa with a friend
43:00 <anotherirc3r> different keys do annoying things lol
43:00 <Kezzie> lol
43:00 <^bozojim> then came back home and made muffins and took half to a friend and came back hiome
43:00 <Exo> always takes time to adjust to ;p
43:00 <Exo> wheres my muffins jimmy
44:00 <^bozojim> if you look up I put a plate of them on the table
44:00 <^bozojim> if they are all gone it is not my fault
44:00 <anotherirc3r> oooh.. what muffins?
44:00 <Kezzie> we ate all those 
44:00 <Kezzie> lol
44:00 <anotherirc3r> awww
44:00 <anotherirc3r> no fair
45:00 <Jules> exo: I recall someone banning breaker ... and now he is back in ... WTF??????
45:00 <^bozojim> hugs Jules
45:00 <Jules> I think it was Microsoft
45:00 <Jules> hugsss jim
45:00 <Kezzie> [18:27] * ^bozojim brings in a plate of oat, apple and walnute nuffins still nice and warm
47:00 <Kezzie> ....
47:00 <^bozojim> ty Kezzie
47:00 <^bozojim> It is not my fault they come in too late
47:00 <Kezzie> true
48:00 <^bozojim> I may make somethign different tomorrow see how I feel
48:00 <Kezzie> hi Silent
48:00 <^bozojim> hello Silent
49:00 <anotherirc3r> fine. i'll just have a mars bar
49:00 <beehhh> can you guys help me to get back
49:00 <Kezzie> back where ?
49:00 <Immutable> back to the future
50:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Immutable!
50:00 <Immutable> hey hey
50:00 <anotherirc3r> how are you?
50:00 <Kezzie> rest
51:00 <anotherirc3r> okay lovely. hopefully you can get some sleep
51:00 <beehhh> http://docdro.id/m5Y4EvT
51:00 <Immutable> haha tired and disappointed in myself
51:00 <Immutable> I played video games all day
51:00 <Immutable> went to the dawn service too
51:00 <anotherirc3r> now that sounds like a fantastic day to me
52:00 <anotherirc3r> brb
52:00 <lx> 1 Bye for now1 anotherirc3r...
52:00 <Jules> JEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <^bozojim> wb anotherirc3r
52:00 <anotherirc3r> yay.. the windows are where they should be now
53:00 <anotherirc3r> JULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <anotherirc3r> thanks Jim
56:00 <Immutable> I ates mars bars yesterday
56:00 <^bozojim> good evening Cath^
57:00 <anotherirc3r> and you didn't even offer any to anyone else Immutable!?
57:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Cath
57:00 <Cath^> hi ^bozojim
58:00 <Immutable> lol I don't have any friends
58:00 <Cath^> hi Jen
59:00 <Cath^> hi Immutable
59:00 <anotherirc3r> fiiiine
59:00 <anotherirc3r> yay! i'm okay with this lol
00:00 <Cath^> o.o
00:00 <anotherirc3r> it's chocolate.. so of course it's okay
00:00 <Cath^> why are you still talking?
01:00 <anotherirc3r> ohh.. it was a trap :/
01:00 <Exo> evening cathie :)
02:00 <Cath^> hi Exo
02:00 <Immutable> I wonder if there is hidden message in that scatman song
02:00 <Cath^> tonight we skype
03:00 <Skirmish> Skype!
03:00 <Immutable> does everyone skype or only the cool kids?
04:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't
04:00 <anotherirc3r> but i'm not cool
04:00 <Immutable> you are cool
05:00 <anotherirc3r> lol awwwww
05:00 <anotherirc3r> you're adorable Immutable
05:00 <robot> may i ask you a question Immutable
05:00 <Cath^> hi Skirmish
05:00 <robot> just curious
05:00 <Immutable> yup
05:00 <robot> are you male and are you gay?
05:00 <Immutable> I am a straight male robot
05:00 <robot> k
05:00 <robot> np i meant no offense i was just askin
06:00 <anotherirc3r> hi robot
06:00 <robot> hi
06:00 <robot> how we doin
06:00 <anotherirc3r> not bad thanks, you?
07:00 <robot> yeah alright thanks.
07:00 <robot> what are you all up to
07:00 <Immutable> watching music videos eating dinner contemplating 
07:00 <robot> sweet
08:00 <Exo> home and away is on
08:00 <Exo> and mash
08:00 <anotherirc3r> debating on a walk
08:00 <breaker> Homos and Gays
08:00 <robot> i literally just turned the tv on and home and away is on it
09:00 <Exo> bit dangerous to be out going for a walk now 
09:00 <Exo> especially in the eastern subs
09:00 <robot> yea
09:00 <robot> u could be walkin down the street minding ur own business,
09:00 <^bozojim> i have been out a few nights walking
10:00 <anotherirc3r> i usually go around 8-9:00pm
10:00 <robot> and some guy just jumps outta the bush n calls u a faggot for not watching home n away
10:00 <anotherirc3r> i thought the western suburbs were worse Exo lol
10:00 <^bozojim> i have a screamer on my nite light so if I am in trouble it sounds a 120dB alarm
10:00 <Exo> gets dark now around 530 6ish
10:00 <Exo> u have jim hiding in the bushes 
11:00 <^bozojim> it was sunset here at 5.30pm last light 6pm
11:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
11:00 <^bozojim> 20th  June it is sunrise at 7.49an sunset 4.53pm
11:00 <^bozojim> hello simonna
12:00 <simonna> Ola.
12:00 <Exo> u know the sun set times well jim
13:00 <robot> haha
13:00 <robot> leah is still on homers
13:00 <^bozojim> yes as I do know what times I can be out without hi vis stuff
13:00 <Exo> where to camouflage and when to get into position
13:00 <simonna> <Fennec_Fox> a/s/l
13:00 <simonna> <simonna> 33 m india
13:00 <simonna> <simonna> u?
13:00 <^bozojim> I am not like you Exo
13:00 <robot> oi exo u wanna see me drawin
13:00 <simonna> Some things never change.
13:00 <Immutable> I never get asl'd
14:00 <Exo> haha fennec fox that loser 
14:00 <simonna> It's been a while for me, admittedly.
14:00 <simonna> Yeah. Our conversations have never exceeded the 'asl'
14:00 <robot> asl Immutable?
14:00 <simonna> My response is always the same.
14:00 <beehhh> <Fennec_Fox> m/f?
14:00 <beehhh> <beehhh> female
14:00 <beehhh> <Fennec_Fox> a/l?
14:00 <beehhh> <beehhh> 23 female vermont
14:00 <Immutable> thanks robot
14:00 <Immutable> 14 f near you robot
15:00 <Exo> hahahah
15:00 <robot> o
15:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
15:00 <anotherirc3r> i forget whether Fennec_Fox is male/female
15:00 <Immutable> prob male
15:00 <Skirmish> There are no females on the internet. Just bald 40yo men that pretend.
16:00 <robot> everyone here is male
16:00 <robot> except for Immutable who is 14/f/near me
16:00 <simonna> I'M A BALD 4o y/o MALE
17:00 <beehhh> and gay
17:00 <Skirmish> simonna is the sexiest bald 40yo man here by far.
17:00 <JugAway> you pretending simonna
17:00 <simonna> That is also true. The sexy bit.
17:00 <Exo> simonna is a foxy lady 
18:00 <Immutable> hye georgeandwell-alpha 
18:00 <simonna> No, I'm PRETENDING to be a foxy ladeh..
18:00 <Immutable> *hey
18:00 <Exo> thats good enough for me
18:00 <Exo> !insult fennec_fox
18:00 <simonna> Thrn we have an understanding, Exo
19:00 <Cath^> simonna!!
19:00 <^bozojim> wb Jughead
19:00 <Jughead> thanks ^bozojim
19:00 <simonna> ermagot
19:00 <simonna> Cath^!
19:00 <simonna> Excuse me.
19:00 <anotherirc3r> cute
19:00 <anotherirc3r> bbs, walk
19:00 <lx> 1 Bye for now1 anotherirc3r...
20:00 <simonna> You are in the way of my bald 40 y/o mate and I.
20:00 <Skirmish> You are such a bald 40yo man hog Exo.
20:00 <Jughead> tyt anotherirc3r
20:00 <Exo> thats my fantasy skirms haha
21:00 <Immutable> lol putting on these sunglasses has elevated my mood like 10 fold
21:00 <Cath^> 😂
22:00 <simonna> That's hawt.
22:00 <Jughead> 😂
23:00 <Jughead> with Cath^
23:00 <Cath^> hi Jughead
23:00 <Jughead> hey Cath^
24:00 <simonna> I don't want to go back to work tomorrow.
24:00 <simonna> I haven't done my ironing.
24:00 <Immutable> oh wow
24:00 <Immutable> me either
24:00 <Immutable> we are in the exact same boat
24:00 <Exo> who needs ironing 
24:00 <Jughead> i never iron all my shirts and pants at the one time ... do it just before I need to wear them 
24:00 <simonna> wahey!
25:00 <simonna> I usually do a big chunk of ironing and then bits and pieces here and there when I need them
25:00 <^bozojim> same here
25:00 <simonna> But now I'm stuck.
25:00 <simonna> Exo.
25:00 <simonna> Go iron my clothes.
25:00 <simonna> Since, you know, you're a woman.
25:00 <simonna> Or so the word on the e-street is.
26:00 <simonna> haha
26:00 <^bozojim> there youa re ironed out
27:00 <Jughead> gtg, take care and have fun!!
27:00 <^bozojim> slides the now 45 foot long Exo under the door
27:00 <^bozojim> see ya Jughead
28:00 <Cath^> 😬
29:00 <Immutable> georgeandwell-alpha, can do my ironing because he's asian
29:00 <simonna> An excellent start, Exo.
31:00 <simonna> Can you also finish my power point for tomorrow, Exo?
31:00 <simonna> You know, while you're at slaving away.
31:00 <^bozojim> blinks, Exo work much less slaving away
31:00 <Immutable> ....
33:00 <Cath^> Immutable..
33:00 <Immutable> what!?
33:00 <Exo> i can simonna
33:00 <Exo> im a good public speaker 
33:00 <Immutable> leave my drilling alone
34:00 <Immutable> it is my art
34:00 <simonna> Excellent.
34:00 <simonna> You have an hour. kgo
35:00 <Cath^> weird
36:00 <Immutable> or normal
37:00 <simonna> What is?
37:00 <Cath^> drilling someone's kneecap!!
38:00 <^bozojim> yes Exo is a good public speaker, be winds the gangs in melbourne up to rub out people for him lol
38:00 <simonna> A mafioso?
39:00 <^bozojim> yes
39:00 <Immutable> its normal to be weird
39:00 <simonna> Is Exo from Traralgon?
39:00 <Immutable> you should be more accepting
39:00 <Tim-Sim> Who do you want me to kill?
39:00 <^bozojim> I cannot go back to melbourne atm I have the Footscray, Sunshine, St Kilda, Melbourne and sudanese gangs after me as he has paid them off to get me
40:00 <simonna> Oh dear.
40:00 <Tim-Sim> how would the gangs even know who you are?
40:00 <^bozojim> he has told them to look out for the blind guy who he points out
41:00 <Tim-Sim> is there a reward on your head?
41:00 <Immutable> does anyone want to look like jesus 
41:00 <Immutable> ???
41:00 <^bozojim> yes there is as Exo says I pick on him
41:00 <simonna> you and your drill
42:00 <simonna> Oh. I also need lunch made for tomorrow, Exo.
42:00 <Tim-Sim> How much is it?
42:00 <simonna> How much is what?
42:00 <simonna> The bounty?
43:00 <Tim-Sim> the hit on bozojim
43:00 <Tim-Sim> ja
43:00 <^bozojim> ask Exo
43:00 <Immutable> I will give you 20 bucks
44:00 <Tim-Sim> that wouldn't even cover the fuel money, it's a start though, I guess
44:00 <Immutable> Tim-Sim, 
44:00 <Immutable> he's an old man
44:00 <Immutable> all you have to do is pm boo to him a couple of times
45:00 <Tim-Sim> hmm, might be an easy 20 bucks
45:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
45:00 <^bozojim> hugs Witchykitten
46:00 <Witchykitten> hugs Jim 
46:00 <Witchykitten> and hello all :)
46:00 <Jules> bhugssssssssssssssss kat!!!!!!!!!!!!
46:00 <Witchykitten> hugssssssssssssssssssssss Jules :)
46:00 <Witchykitten> are you all enjoying your holiday? lol
46:00 <Jules> Big Hugsssssssssssssssssssssss*
46:00 <^bozojim> i was a good day
46:00 <^bozojim> it
47:00 <simonna> We were just discussing the 20 buck bounty on Jim's head.
47:00 <Witchykitten> lol simonna
47:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
47:00 <simonna> What.
47:00 <Immutable> he discovered the bozon...
47:00 <^bozojim> welcome back Cath^
48:00 <Immutable> he must be destroyed
48:00 <Witchykitten> 20 bucks isnt much though lol
49:00 <Exo> good morning witchie
49:00 <Tim-Sim> well the argument goes that it's not really a big job
49:00 <Immutable> yeah the market is tite at the moment though
49:00 <simonna> Cath^!
49:00 <simonna> My bald 40 yo friend.
49:00 <simonna> <3
49:00 <Cath^> lol
50:00 <Cath^> thanks Jim
50:00 <Immutable> jim has butthole cancer and will be dead soon anyway
50:00 <Exo> the bald and the beautiful
50:00 <simonna> lmao
50:00 <^bozojim> oh do I
50:00 <Cath^> :/
50:00 <Immutable> I put your symptoms into web md and it said you had butthole cancer
50:00 <^bozojim> and it is right of course
51:00 <Tim-Sim> damn arse cancer...
51:00 <Tim-Sim> what were you doing with it, smoking? 
51:00 <Immutable> "whiny, dirty old, talks-shit and poops blood"
51:00 <^bozojim> strange how my cancer check 22 weeks ago came back clear
51:00 <Immutable> yep
52:00 <Tim-Sim> Well now that I have fixed my electric car window, I can go through the McDonald's drive through
53:00 <Witchykitten> Immutable thats gross lol
53:00 <Immutable> I wish there was a very vain song about butthole cancer we could play for jim
53:00 <Witchykitten> im trying to eat lunch here :P
54:00 <simonna> haha
54:00 <simonna> They always talk about gross stuff during your lunch.
54:00 <Kezzie> Witchykitten!!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <^bozojim> welcome back Kezzie
54:00 <Immutable> I'm going to have a lie down and close mah eyes
54:00 <^bozojim> hopefully they wont open again
54:00 <Tim-Sim> i need a shower to get that hungover lazing around all day without having a shower smell off me before I go to McChuckers, they spit in your food if you don't watch it 
54:00 <simonna> For the rest of the evening?
55:00 <simonna> Does anyone else here call it 'Maccas'?
55:00 <Immutable> ^bozojim, butthole cancer has made you lash out at your loved ones
55:00 <Tim-Sim> yes
55:00 <Tim-Sim> everybardy calls it MAccas
55:00 <Witchykitten> hey Kezzie hugssssssssssssssss
56:00 <simonna> I totally didn't realise I do until I was in China and the 'Mericans asked where the closest Western restaurant is.
56:00 <Witchykitten> lol Jim, he actually isnt so bad once you know him :P
56:00 <simonna> Not sure why you'd go to China and eat Western, but anywho.
56:00 <Witchykitten> i think he just needs a spanking every now and then
56:00 <^bozojim> lol
56:00 <simonna> I pointed them in the direction of "Maccas" and they stared back at me blankly.
56:00 <Tim-Sim> lol @ americans calling McChuckas a 'Restaurant'
56:00 <Witchykitten> no taco bell simonna? lol
56:00 <simonna> My response: Umm, didn't you guys invent that shit?
57:00 <Tim-Sim> or was it simonna calling it a restaurant
57:00 <simonna> Yah. So I decided to pretend to be a bogan and gave them some real deal Aussie slang.
57:00 <simonna> They called it a restaurant.
57:00 <simonna> It is not.
57:00 <simonna> It most certainly is not.
58:00 <Tim-Sim> MacVomits is not a restaurants arsehole
58:00 <Exo> mmmM maccas
58:00 <Tim-Sim> mind you, I could go a chicken crispy burger right now
58:00 <^bozojim> golden arches
58:00 <Witchykitten> Exo no maccas for our first date, take notes please
59:00 <NeXus> Lollll
59:00 <NeXus> IRC Dates.
59:00 <Exo> hungry jacks it is
59:00 <Witchykitten> most definitly lol
59:00 <simonna> I just had hot n spicy KFC
00:00 <simonna> Totes regretting my dinner decisions.
00:00 <Exo> hot and spicy is back ??
00:00 <simonna> Yah.
00:00 <Witchykitten> kfc would be fine too though, if its chicken popcorn :P
01:00 <Tim-Sim> popcorn chicken is so fatty and oiledly delicious 
01:00 <simonna> I have a sick, twisted love for Essendon FC being destroyed.
01:00 <simonna> I realised that today whilst watching the game.
01:00 <Exo> it was painful to watch 
01:00 <Tim-Sim> did the bombers win? 
01:00 <simonna> The two most hated teams in the comp
01:00 <simonna> They got slaughtered.
01:00 <Tim-Sim> they never used to be
01:00 <simonna> lol
01:00 <simonna> Yes they were.
02:00 <Tim-Sim> they used to be great in the 80s
02:00 <Tim-Sim> before all the immigrants came here
02:00 <Tim-Sim> before georgeandwell-alpha came here
02:00 <Exo> thought the pies were the most hated loll
03:00 <Exo> georgeandwell was part of the village people 
03:00 <simonna> They always have been, I'm pretty sure.
04:00 <Exo> nathan buckly that terribad coach 
04:00 <Tim-Sim> Collingwood is the most hated team
05:00 <anotherirc3r> i felt sorry for Essendon
05:00 <simonna> I'd prefer Collingwood win over Essendon.
06:00 <simonna> I loathe Essendon 
06:00 <simonna> and their fans, in general
06:00 <simonna> But I think that's an inherent Hawthorn supporter thing.
07:00 <anotherirc3r> lol probably
08:00 <Tim-Sim> I hate foot ball
08:00 <simonna> When the Hawks lost the GF to Sydney a few years ago, the only 'lol' type messages I copped were from Essendon supporters.
09:00 <simonna> The drug ordeal happened the following summer after our loss, so I milked that baby for all its worth
09:00 <simonna> :D
09:00 <Exo> then u got sam mitchell 
09:00 <anotherirc3r> haha you can't hate the entire team because of some nasty people
09:00 <Exo> doing the syringe gesture 
09:00 <anotherirc3r> well, you can.. but it's not very fair
10:00 <simonna> Yes.
10:00 <simonna> Mitchell's a smart arse.
10:00 <simonna> I thought that was great.
11:00 <simonna> They didn't.
12:00 <simonna> Exo. Have you made my lunch?
12:00 <simonna> And ironed my skirt for tomorrow?
13:00 <Cath^> h
14:00 <anotherirc3r> where are you, my lovely?
16:00 <Tim-Sim> Large crispy chicken deluxe meal, large strawberry thick shake instead of the coke and a large chocolate sundae  
16:00 <Tim-Sim> that should do me
16:00 <anotherirc3r> yes please Tim-Sim
16:00 <anotherirc3r> thanks
16:00 <simonna> So long as there's chocolate sauce on the bottom, too.
18:00 <simonna> I'm doing a lesson on crime fiction tomorrow.
19:00 <Tim-Sim> Oh I hate it when they skimp on the chocolate sauce, it's like "hey do you think I'd be buying this shit if I was on a diet, punk?!?!?!!"
22:00 <simonna> Yah. I agree.
22:00 <anotherirc3r> umm.. that seems weird
22:00 <simonna> I'd rather have less ice-cream than the sauce.
22:00 <simonna> What does?
22:00 <anotherirc3r> getting horny for junk food lol
23:00 <simonna> Indeed.
23:00 <simonna> Interesting way to put it.
23:00 <Cath^> says the one that nom'd the mars bars 😂
24:00 <Exo> what would u like for lunch simonna
25:00 <Microsoft> lolllllllllllllllllllll
26:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
26:00 <simonna> A chicken salad, I think.
26:00 <anotherirc3r> true Cath
26:00 <chookmagnet> george your mother just yelled it's way past your bed time
26:00 <Exo> sup doc dre
27:00 <Exo> george has 2 dads
27:00 <Witchykitten> i'm at work :)
27:00 <Exo> work hard and bring home the bacon 4 me
27:00 <anotherirc3r> nooooo. you're not allowed to be!
27:00 <^bozojim> I am glad Witchykitten missed out on the muffins
27:00 <Witchykitten> yes Master Exo, of course Master Exo :P
28:00 <Witchykitten> where they so bad Jim? lol
28:00 <simonna> Who, me?
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