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01:00 <reptile_> non-drinker?
02:00 <Witchykitten> yep
02:00 <reptile_> maybe need a couple asprin 
04:00 <Witchykitten> i will take a cold med pill after feeding my cats
04:00 <reptile_> Whats the temperature where you are Witchy?
05:00 <Tim-Sim> someone said here that aspirin is good for you
05:00 <Witchykitten> 18c
05:00 <Witchykitten> if you have a heart condition maybe
05:00 <Witchykitten> but its medicin so taking it just because someone said its good for you, would be very stupid
05:00 <reptile_> which season are you in?
05:00 <Witchykitten> spring
06:00 <Witchykitten> anyway, i'm off to feed the cats and take the meds :)
06:00 <Tim-Sim> well I will only take 5 then
06:00 <francesca> Kat-sicknsleeping is sexy
06:00 <reptile_> autumn here
06:00 <francesca> got warm wet pussy
07:00 <Pyro-> aspirin is over the counter stuff and it is good in most case.. 
07:00 <Pyro-> cases*
07:00 <Pyro-> thins the blood a little.. good for headaches and mild pain releif and helps with high blood pressure and a few other things
07:00 <reptile_> asprin lemsip paracetamol
07:00 <Pyro-> terrible if you have low blood pressure:P
07:00 <francesca> Kat-sicknsleeping has nice wet one
08:00 <reptile_> K-K-K-Kocaine
09:00 <reptile_> i pulled a dead toenail off my toe 
09:00 <reptile_> quite irritating
10:00 <reptile_> where the old one has ripped off and the new one is still attatched to the skin
10:00 <reptile_> i wonder if i should rip it off 
10:00 <reptile_> that would hurt
11:00 <reptile_> ouch
12:00 <reptile_> rip the toe off with it
13:00 <reptile_> its still attatched
14:00 <reptile_> past my bed time
14:00 <reptile_> 8:30
17:00 <reptile_> quite discomfort
18:00 <nate> night francesca eyebrow
18:00 <slinky_J> lolz nate
18:00 <slinky_J> francesca idiot
21:00 <reptile_> give your mother a kiss lol
22:00 <reptile_> no tounge
28:00 <slinky_J> didnt get to tell reptile_ i kissed her for him
28:00 <slinky_J> :(
32:00 <reptile_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwgMMtgSTVE
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: iwrestledabearonce - You know that ain't them dogs' real voices (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Jul 5, 2011) Length: 3:55 - Category: Music - 10,293,057 views - 69,982 likes (84.2%), 13,158 dislikes (15.8%)
33:00 <Pyro-> slinky_J: quick.. you got a chance now
34:00 <Exo> good evening sexies 
36:00 <reptile_> morning 4 me
36:00 <slinky_J> oh
36:00 <slinky_J> so i kissed your mum on the coochie for u reptile_
36:00 <slinky_J> like you assked.
36:00 <slinky_J> ;D
36:00 <slinky_J> no tongue!
36:00 <reptile_> you kissed your mom?
37:00 <slinky_J> yes, your mum
37:00 <slinky_J> not like kissing my gf
37:00 <slinky_J> I read a poem to her
37:00 <slinky_J> I love you every single day
37:00 <slinky_J> Since I dug you from your grave <3
37:00 <reptile_> your mum kissed you on the arse?
38:00 <slinky_J> call her boney
38:00 <slinky_J> wot! ur mum tongued ur bum?
38:00 <reptile_> lol
38:00 <slinky_J> ilu
40:00 <reptile_> llol
40:00 <reptile_> haha
44:00 <Benjarmin> lx, thats highly insightful 
44:00 <lx> 10 - You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
45:00 <reptile_> Benjarmins
45:00 <Exo> lizard man
46:00 <Benjarmin> reptillius maximus
47:00 <Exo> herro there jenny
47:00 <anotherirc3r> Exo!!!
47:00 <anotherirc3r> my keyboard doesn't like the letter x
48:00 <Benjarmin> my hands do not like any key after this many bourbons
48:00 <anotherirc3r> lol i see
48:00 <anotherirc3r> who are you?
48:00 <Benjarmin> I AM BATMAN
48:00 <Benjarmin> no wait
48:00 <Benjarmin> i am Ben
48:00 <Benjarmin> *nods*(
48:00 <slinky_J> it's all about the Benjarmins baby
48:00 <slinky_J> uh uh uh
49:00 <slinky_J> tee hee
49:00 <anotherirc3r> of course
50:00 <reptile_> Witchykitten lying down
50:00 <anotherirc3r> Joshyyyyy
50:00 <anotherirc3r> awww.. Kat you snob
51:00 <Pyro-> evenin irc'r
54:00 <anotherirc3r> shouldn't have had that coffee lol
56:00 <Exo> irc all nighter 
56:00 <anotherirc3r> haha no
56:00 <anotherirc3r> i picked my sister up from a wedding in the mountains before
56:00 <anotherirc3r> i was making sure i was awake enough
58:00 <Pyro-> more awake than your internet connection
59:00 <anotherirc3r> seems so
59:00 <reptile_> gnight
59:00 <anotherirc3r> night reptile
59:00 <Pyro-> o/
00:00 <Pyro-> probably in the middle of the road like most of them
01:00 <anotherirc3r> i still think my connection is more awake than the rest of the channel though lol
01:00 <anotherirc3r> yes, actually lol
03:00 <Pyro-> i'm awake.. just less channel-y .. because it's pretty much as dead as the rest of austnet :P
04:00 <anotherirc3r> ahhh!
04:00 <anotherirc3r> did you cause this?
04:00 <Pyro-> probably.. in one way or another
05:00 <anotherirc3r> i knew it
05:00 <Benjarmin> hackers
06:00 <Pyro-> heartbreaker :P
06:00 <anotherirc3r> who's a heartbreaker?
06:00 <Pyro-> chanop is
07:00 <anotherirc3r> of course
07:00 <Benjarmin> Chanop is a slut
07:00 <Benjarmin> NickOP is not better
07:00 <Pyro-> they flirt with their power.. and then take it away
08:00 <Benjarmin> power trippers.
08:00 <Pyro-> worse than the kardashians
08:00 <Benjarmin> lol yeah both their mothers 
18:00 <Pyro-> i's just sitting here in life
18:00 <Pyro-> thinking
18:00 <Pyro-> who would be the bebop to my rocksteady..
18:00 <anotherirc3r> how cute
20:00 <Pyro-> ahh well.. unknown
22:00 <Pyro-> you can be krang
22:00 <anotherirc3r> thanks lol
26:00 <Pyro-> hey.. that's the brain of the operation...   in a way
26:00 <anotherirc3r> true
26:00 <Pyro-> and exo is our shredder
26:00 <anotherirc3r> it is creepy looking though
26:00 <lamont> good to see breaker has followed jen online yet again
27:00 <Pyro-> is it?
28:00 <lamont> not really no lol
28:00 <lamont> but good for him
28:00 <breaker> And here you are Jerome/plivent
28:00 <Pyro-> fill us in on the story.   i'm unfamiliar
30:00 <breaker> I don't think you'll be here for much longer plivent.. Zlines and Glines seem to come your way a lot.
30:00 <lamont> LOL like thats going to stop me
30:00 <lamont> but have a cry to asd once again you mental patient
31:00 <lamont> its not doing you any help by following and lurking for jen 
32:00 <Pyro-> you are not going off the handle anywhere NEAR quick enough..
32:00 <breaker> Think whatever you want plivent.. it's always in YOUR head.
32:00 <Pyro-> you have to step up your game
32:00 <lamont> LOL
32:00 <Pyro-> and just totally lose it..
32:00 <lamont> the logs are there the proof is there
32:00 <lamont> everyone knows it
32:00 <lamont> how much of a cracked cunt you really are
32:00 <breaker> What logs? your editted logs? yeah ok.
32:00 <lamont> the chan logs of your join and departure LOL
34:00 <Pyro-> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
34:00 <Pyro-> lol means funny, right?
34:00 <breaker> Because I join and quit.. you think i'm following and lurking? This is IRC.. I can come and go as I please and I do not have to answer to you plivent.
34:00 <lamont> you come right at the time she joins and then leaves at the same time
34:00 <lamont> LOL
35:00 <Pyro-> HAHAHAHAHAHHA
35:00 <lamont> dont try weasel your way out of this you spastic cunt
35:00 <Pyro-> you said come
35:00 <lamont> jen knows you are mental
35:00 <Pyro-> leaves come on trees
36:00 <Pyro-> anotherirc3r: on a scale of 1 - lamont.. how mental is breaker?
36:00 <anotherirc3r> that's an interesting scale Pyro-
37:00 <lamont> you will have to ask her in pm Pyro- as she is scared of him she wont say anything when he is lurking around
37:00 <Pyro-> so is the one at the shops that keeps telling me i'm fat because it's too short to actually measure my height
38:00 <lamont> lol
39:00 <Pyro-> i'll ask her in pm if she pm's me .. i like channel chatting
39:00 <lamont> yeh channel chatting is the way
40:00 <Pyro-> if you can't say something in channel, you're probably hiding something
40:00 <lamont> of course
40:00 <lamont> she is a coward
41:00 <Pyro-> you however are awesome
41:00 <lamont> are you drunk?
42:00 <Pyro-> in how much you let everyone know about yourself and everyone else
42:00 <lamont> well thankyou
42:00 <Pyro-> there needs to be more straight shooters like you
42:00 <lamont> there does
42:00 <lamont> even better are women that enjoy that
43:00 <Pyro-> by straight shooters.. i assume you shoot heroin straight into your jugular
43:00 <lamont> no no
43:00 <lamont> i dont do needles
43:00 <Tim-Sim> nah the eyeballs
43:00 <lamont> one of my phobias
43:00 <lamont> heights needles and death are my 3 phobias
43:00 <Pyro-> oh.. so how do you take it?
43:00 <Tim-Sim> inject the smack straight into the corner of the eyeball
44:00 <lamont> Pyro- i dont really
44:00 <Pyro-> i'm not scared of death.. death is scarewd of me.. i'm winning 33-0
44:00 <lamont> but if i do i smoke it
44:00 <lamont> have snorted it afew times its not bad but i prefer smoking
44:00 <Pyro-> didn't even know it was smokeable
44:00 <Tim-Sim> smack is great fun, I put it on my weet bix
44:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah man, chasing the dragon
45:00 <Tim-Sim> you can even stick it up your bum if you like 
45:00 <Pyro-> it's not a penis, tim.. ffs
45:00 <lamont> i have not had any heroin for long time but i will sooner or later
36:00 <breaker> Welcome Back psycho
36:00 <Witchykitten> Hopz....hmm.....great....I guess.....where's the opz ChanOP ? >_>
36:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
36:00 <Witchykitten> lol ty
36:00 <circle> Witchykitten: how much do you weigh?
36:00 <Witchykitten> too much for you to lift circle
36:00 <Witchykitten> i outweight a whale
36:00 <lamont> must be alot then
37:00 <Witchykitten> yes lamont
37:00 <circle> i can deadlift 260kg
37:00 <Witchykitten> oh and btw
37:00 <circle> are you that heavy?
37:00 <breaker> :>
37:00 <Witchykitten> yes circle
37:00 <Witchykitten> im triple of that circle
37:00 <circle> 160kg?
37:00 <Witchykitten> i said triple
37:00 <circle> ur 150kg?
38:00 <Witchykitten> not minus 100
38:00 <Witchykitten> you said you dead lift 260 and i say triple
38:00 <Witchykitten> and you say 160
38:00 <Witchykitten> 3 x 260 is not 160
38:00 <Witchykitten> if you insult me, at least be able to do math
40:00 <anotherirc3r> Kattttt!
40:00 <Witchykitten> Jennnnnnnnnnnnn lol
40:00 <Witchykitten> why are you still up??
40:00 <anotherirc3r> still feeling the coffee from before lol
40:00 <Witchykitten> lol
41:00 <Witchykitten> i just made potato salad
41:00 <Witchykitten> want some?
41:00 <anotherirc3r> sounds good!
42:00 <anotherirc3r> thanks hun! early breakfast? lol
42:00 <Witchykitten> lol yeah
42:00 <Witchykitten> very early breakfast
42:00 <Witchykitten> its like 2 am for you, no?
43:00 <anotherirc3r> close! 2:44am hehe
43:00 <breaker> //say $fulldate
43:00 <Witchykitten> $fulldate
43:00 <Witchykitten> that didnt work :P
43:00 <Witchykitten> lol
43:00 <breaker> $fulldate
44:00 <breaker> Sun May 01 02:51:36 2016
55:00 <Witchykitten> i think i'll go back to watch tv :)
37:00 <anotherirc3r> hi beehhh
39:00 <beehhh> hi mummy
39:00 <anotherirc3r> mummy?
39:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm no one's mummy!
39:00 <beehhh> :(
40:00 <beehhh> i like you have kids
40:00 <beehhh> lots of them
40:00 <anotherirc3r> i do?
40:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9zejoGMR6M
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sundrop TVC (Jun 25, 2014) Length: 0:58 - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 59,908 views - likes (89.5%), 11 dislikes (10.5%)
42:00 <beehhh> nice?
42:00 <anotherirc3r> sure
42:00 <beehhh> anotherirc3r what do you think of me as
43:00 <anotherirc3r> you seem nice but you have a weird obsession with ladyboys
44:00 <beehhh> lemington
44:00 <beehhh> delinquin
44:00 <beehhh> taree
44:00 <beehhh> ballana to ballina
44:00 <lamont> shut up man
44:00 <beehhh> somewhere over the rainbow
45:00 <beehhh> got ganja?
57:00 <lamont> jen back to post logs
57:00 <anotherirc3r> nah. i'm good
58:00 <breaker> lol @ plivent
58:00 <breaker> Zline coming up!
59:00 <lamont> LOL
59:00 <lamont> go for it
59:00 <lamont> ill just come back u idiot
59:00 <lamont> and i can still talk to jen :)
00:00 <beehhh> jen you ride a horse?
00:00 <anotherirc3r> sure. why not
00:00 <lamont> she loves to ride
01:00 <anotherirc3r> ride horses? nah.. i'm a bit scared when they trot lol
01:00 <beehhh> you worked at MG
02:00 <beehhh> you not american are you
02:00 <beehhh> ohhh
02:00 <beehhh> i been its been 10 years
03:00 <lamont> jen is from melbourne beehhh
04:00 <lamont> someone trying to be jen
04:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't think they are
05:00 <breaker> looollllllllllllll @ plivent
05:00 <breaker> Mr No Idea.
06:00 <lamont> pollock why u stayin gup for jen?
06:00 <lamont> should go to bed
06:00 <lamont> mrs poh going to make u toast and eggy soon
06:00 <lamont> little soldiers to dip in egg like robbo ingham raping ur asshole
06:00 <anotherirc3r> [04:03:59] * [10053] Software caused connection abort
07:00 <anotherirc3r> what does that mean?
07:00 <lamont> means pollock trying to hack u
07:00 <breaker> If your connection is having issues.. mIRC will give that error msg anyway.
08:00 <anotherirc3r> don't you need someone's IP to hack them?
08:00 <breaker> I don't hack nor can I.. i'm a n00b wh0 knowz fuk aLL.
09:00 <lamont> <breaker> I don't hack nor can I.. i'm a n00b wh0 knowz fuk aLL. < thats very true
09:00 <lamont> its good to see you are honest
09:00 <breaker> Unlike you.
10:00 <lamont> well im not a hacker lol
10:00 <lamont> but u claim to be one
10:00 <breaker> But you are a faggot.
10:00 <lamont> actually no im not gay
10:00 <lamont> lol
10:00 <breaker> Your mum says you are.
10:00 <lamont> but ur own step dad did rape u and ur brothers asshole as a kid
10:00 <lamont> whats my mums name pollock?
11:00 <breaker> Who cares?
13:00 <lamont> you seem to
13:00 <lamont> <lamont> thought you had pollock on ignore?
13:00 <lamont> <anotherirc3r> i do
14:00 <breaker> And?
14:00 <lamont> <anotherirc3r> those two can play their stupid games as long as they leave me out of it
14:00 <lamont> <anotherirc3r> i don't care if they hate each other
14:00 <lamont> <lamont> who?
14:00 <lamont> <lamont> why would u care at all?
14:00 <lamont> <anotherirc3r> who? pollock and darren
14:00 <lamont> <anotherirc3r> big macho men nothing but children
16:00 <breaker> hehe.. You like that dont you plivent
18:00 <lamont> i dont care
18:00 <lamont> its u whos made a fool out of
18:00 <lamont> u and darren 
18:00 <breaker> And yet.. you can't shut up about either of us
18:00 <lamont> we dont care for u we just laugh at u both
18:00 <lamont> ur both losers
18:00 <lamont> despo losers
18:00 <breaker> You're an obsessive AustNet stalker
19:00 <lamont> u make up stories of jen pedoing
19:00 <lamont> darren makes up stories of women he has no connection to
19:00 <lamont> who am i obsessed with?
20:00 <breaker> Bonny will be back soon.
20:00 <lamont> lol do u think i care?
20:00 <lamont> its good to see u running off to get help
20:00 <lamont> like ur good mate darren
20:00 <lamont> crying to cops
20:00 <lamont> lol
20:00 <breaker> Yes.. you do care plivent.. look at your meltdowns.. lol!
21:00 <lamont> meltdowns?
23:00 <lamont> i guess it sucks ur own dad raped u and ur brothers
23:00 <lamont> shall we post pics of u as a kid?
25:00 <breaker> I'm sure you will anyway.. that's what paedophiles do dont they plivent?
25:00 <lamont> i dont know
25:00 <lamont> u tell me
25:00 <lamont> u were raped by one
26:00 <breaker> Says the pedo posting kiddie pix
26:00 <lamont> what pics have i posted?
26:00 <breaker> You tell me
26:00 <lamont> 0
26:00 <breaker> Liar
27:00 <lamont> ok so what did i post?
38:00 <lamont> <anotherirc3r> heya hubby
38:00 <lamont> <screws> hey wifey
38:00 <lamont> <screws> what are you wearing atm
38:00 <lamont> <anotherirc3r> a muumuu
38:00 <lamont> <lamont> lol pollock would be raging
39:00 <anotherirc3r> lol wb hun
39:00 <anotherirc3r> are you feeling better?
39:00 <Kat-TV> not really. just took cold meds and am off to bed
39:00 <Kat-TV> hopefully i can sleep a bit
39:00 <anotherirc3r> awwww
39:00 <anotherirc3r> i hope they help
40:00 <anotherirc3r> hope you get some sleep lovely
40:00 <Kat-sleeping> ty
40:00 <Kat-sleeping> ni ni
40:00 <anotherirc3r> ninight hun
59:00 <shadsam> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
06:00 <whatever> i here
07:00 <whatever> i there
07:00 <whatever> i share everything
07:00 <whatever> but noone comes
08:00 <whatever> im smoking bongs with a guitar
48:00 <Lumeah> U don't live close dab
48:00 <Lumeah> Dah
35:00 <samovar> What time is it in Aussieland?
35:00 <samovar> The middle of the night, I bet.
35:00 <Sara-Serina> 8:30 am in Queensland
36:00 <samovar> oh ok.
36:00 <samovar> brb food
36:00 <lx> 1 Hurry back1 samovar...
44:00 <Sara-Serina> you should really do your research on time zones
48:00 <nate> whats the time is a good line;p
49:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMTAUr3Nm6I
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meghan Trainor - NO (Mar 21, 2016) Length: 3:42 - Category: Music - 132,109,893 views - 1,158,269 likes (88.7%), 147,960 dislikes (11.3%)
15:00 <Exo> good m orning peeps
15:00 <Sara-Serina> morning ;)
16:00 <Exo> 6:09 AM <whatever> im smoking bongs with a guitar
22:00 <samovar> I've never smoked bongs with a guitar. Is it high?
25:00 <Exo> he smokes bongs with a guitar up his arse
29:00 <Sara-Serina> is that why he strums out bad farts and music
33:00 <Exo> yep talk about shitty music
38:00 <samovar> lol
39:00 <Exo> whats goin on samovar
39:00 <Exo> what u up to there mate
40:00 <samovar> Nothing. Enjoying a beer.
42:00 <Exo> nice mate 
42:00 <Exo> what time is it there
49:00 <nate> hi tisk
52:00 <Exo> thats not tisk
52:00 <Exo> thats macaulay culkin
53:00 <samovar> 7:55pm Saturday.
24:00 <Cath^> lol
25:00 <Sara-Serina> braved the weather and went out
25:00 <Sara-Serina> :S
25:00 <Sara-Serina> this time last year we were flooded ou
25:00 <Sara-Serina> out
26:00 <Cath^> we've got some rain here too
26:00 <Kezzie> hi Cath^ and Sara-Serina ....not a good day for me woke feeling sick think its the kidney again
26:00 <Sara-Serina> :( not good
26:00 <Sara-Serina> morning Kezzie
26:00 <Sara-Serina> i know house mates right arm has locked up due to the nerve pain
27:00 <Sara-Serina> i just had to help him straighten it out the muscles and calf muscle was locked in place ;/
28:00 <Cath^> hi Kez
29:00 <Cath^> sorry to hear you're not feeling well :/
29:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh it sucks :S
29:00 <Kezzie> i am off back to bed again soon 
31:00 <Cath^> okies cya Kez
17:00 <Sara-Serina> away [r: Quick Away]
27:00 <Exo> piSsSSs
36:00 <MrMark> hi sexies!
36:00 <Exo> marky mark
47:00 <BlackDevil> Chyna -- Mixed Pill Bottles Throw Wrench In Death Investigation
47:00 <MrMark> sexo!
49:00 <slinky_J> watch me nae nae
49:00 <slinky_J> fk I hate that kid sings that song
50:00 <BlackDevil> all songs are lame
53:00 <slinky_J> these days
54:00 <samovar> Which kid?
34:00 <beehhh> ....but i still feel you here inside
35:00 <nate> hi big d
35:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll5njWPdjoY
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Countdown (Australia)- Molly Meldrum Interviews David Bowie- March, 1983 (Jan 17, 2016) Length: 4:09 - Category: Entertainment - 3,890 views - 47 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
35:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> hi
36:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> im hungry
36:00 <nate> its a beautiful weekend
36:00 <MrMark> Chris has a massive cock
36:00 <nate> MrMark is he cooking it
36:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> its a shitty weekend
36:00 <nate> N1ghtDEM0N u get 2 gym;l
37:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> no
37:00 <nate> da ladies are missing u
37:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> i want kfc
37:00 <Devil45> 2 powerful voices - amy lee and florence welch
38:00 <beehhh> i smoked marijane last nite
39:00 <nate> lol
40:00 <beehhh> norell & i had a mad time
40:00 <nate> shes gone beehhh!
40:00 <beehhh> though financial situation was such a hemper
40:00 <nate> u need a new woman
40:00 <beehhh> she still crys me to
40:00 <Devil45> hes not into women
40:00 <[Assad]> howdy
40:00 <beehhh> bugger the women
42:00 <nate> c u legends!
08:00 <Exo> samovar samovar
09:00 <MrMark> Chris has a massive cock
09:00 <samovar> heya Exo
09:00 <Exo> a massive rooster
17:00 <Devil45> i read that as massive rooter
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> s'garn 
24:00 <samovar> s'garn george
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> garn
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> m8
37:00 <samovar> How's you?
40:00 <Exo> good morning witchie
43:00 <Kezzie> arvo Exo'
43:00 <Kezzie> morning Witchykitten hugsss
44:00 <Witchykitten> morning guys
44:00 <Exo> g'day keznit
46:00 <Exo> did ya catch a cold witchie
46:00 <Witchykitten> yes :(
46:00 <Witchykitten> throat hurts so badly and nose is running
46:00 <Witchykitten> i feel like crap
48:00 <Kezzie> i been feeling like crap all day thanks to Jules sharing her germs thought i was off to hosp this morning
48:00 <Witchykitten> :(
48:00 <Kezzie> hope u feel better soon Witchykitten
48:00 <Witchykitten> you too Kezzie
48:00 <Exo> lol everyones getting a bit of it 
48:00 <Exo> ive had it for the last week
48:00 <Kezzie> stop sharing Exo lol
48:00 <Witchykitten> its kinda cute, my cats sense that i'm not well. they didnt jump on me at 5am to wake me, like they usually do lol
49:00 <Witchykitten> yes Exo stop sharing :P
49:00 <Witchykitten> well now its too late exo lol
49:00 <Kezzie> sprays
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> s'garn m8
50:00 <Exo> lol glen 20s just an air freshener wont do u any good ;p
51:00 <Witchykitten> there
51:00 <Witchykitten> that will help
51:00 <Kezzie> lol
51:00 <Exo> i dont wanna be a bubble boy
51:00 <Witchykitten> then dont sneeze on us :P
51:00 <Kezzie> hahahaha
52:00 <Kezzie> share with georgeandwell-alpha Exo
52:00 <Kezzie> hey Exo nice web channel page Witchykitten doing
53:00 <Kezzie> Kynetic!!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <Witchykitten> lol Kezzie
54:00 <Devil45> er glen 20*
54:00 <Kezzie> hi Devil45
54:00 <Witchykitten> hey Devil45
54:00 <Devil45> been here almost 2 hours and only just noticed the room
55:00 <Devil45> shows you how much i pay attention
55:00 <Devil45> howdys.
55:00 <Kezzie> brb hubby home from foood shopping Jules gone down the stairs to help him i will hold from door open
55:00 <lx> 1 Not too long now1 Kezzie...
55:00 <Kezzie> from/front
56:00 <Kynetic> how are you m'dear?
56:00 <Kynetic> Witchykitten i only ever throw heavy things at Exo
56:00 <Kynetic> he's big enough and ugly enough to handle it
56:00 <Witchykitten> oh good, cause he diserves it :P
56:00 <Kynetic> what'd he do this time?
57:00 <Devil45> some people have it good
57:00 <Witchykitten> he lied to me :(
57:00 <Kynetic> oh?
57:00 <Devil45> a pino?
57:00 <Witchykitten> i asked him for his real first name and he gave me bozojims name
57:00 <Exo> LOL
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> s'garn m8 hows it 
57:00 <Exo> how do u know its not bozo that gave u my name
58:00 <Devil45> i thought only beehh and stompin lie
58:00 <Witchykitten> because he didnt 'give' it to me
58:00 <Kynetic> Exo's first name is actually Humperdink
58:00 <Witchykitten> he used it on the website
58:00 <Kynetic> he's just embarrassed about it
58:00 <Witchykitten> lol Kynetic
58:00 <Devil45> as long as his first name isnt justin hes got nothing to be embarrassed about
59:00 <Witchykitten> bah i feel like puking. i'm going back to bed :(
00:00 <Devil45> dont forget the teddy bear
01:00 <nubbymcnu> oi!
01:00 <nubbymcnu> no sleeping on my watch
01:00 <Kynetic> shes not sleeping on your watch
01:00 <Kynetic> your watch is on your wrist
01:00 <Kynetic> silly!
01:00 <nubbymcnu> just got back  from visiting my dad at the hospital
01:00 <Kynetic> did you know that dettol is toxic to cats?
01:00 <nubbymcnu> rudely he chose to be asleep when i was there
01:00 <Kynetic> he wasnt asleep
01:00 <Kynetic> he knew you were coming
01:00 <nubbymcnu> so he ended up with a daily enema added to his chart
02:00 <Kynetic> lol
02:00 <Kynetic> this is why he pretends to be asleep when you come
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn on m8
02:00 <nubbymcnu> i bet he'll be wide eyed awake at 6:30am when the arrive for his daily
02:00 <Kynetic> if i had nurses giving me a daily enema id make sure i was awake for it too
04:00 <Exo> theres plenty of male nurses these days to help u with that 
04:00 <nubbymcnu> murses you say
04:00 <Kynetic> Exo specifically asks for the male nurses when he's in hospital
05:00 <Kynetic> he doesnt want the female nurses getting all hot and bothered when they give him a sponge bath
05:00 <Exo> ill just bring mrmark or georgeandwell to the hospital for that
05:00 <Devil45> when was the last time exo was in hospital? 1989 probably.
05:00 <Kynetic> sometimes Exo just goes to the hospital and gets into a spare bed so he can get a sponge bath
06:00 <Exo> sponge baths are nice 
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> s'garn on
06:00 <Kynetic> you should ask the sponge how it feels about it
06:00 <Exo> george likes giving blokes sponge baths 
10:00 <Kynetic> oh.. i was just about to leave too 
10:00 <Kynetic> cos there was noone interesting here
10:00 <Kynetic> :P
11:00 <Jules> AWWWWW
11:00 <Jules> leaving Kynetic
11:00 <Jules> ?????
11:00 <Kynetic> not now!
11:00 <Kezzie> :)
11:00 <Jules> :)))))
12:00 <Sara-Serina> !mick, the dick
12:00 <Exo> mick the prick
12:00 <Exo> jules whats for dinner 
13:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
13:00 <Kezzie> is Mick aka tisk ??
13:00 <Kezzie> hi stompin
13:00 <Jules> Lollies
14:00 <stompin> hi
14:00 <Kezzie> Exo Jules just about ate a full packet of lollies
14:00 <Exo> tisk is zlined for life 
14:00 <Kynetic> im trying to find a pic of the burger im having for dinner tonight
14:00 <Exo> and she doesnt share??
14:00 <Kynetic> its from this place called Getta burger
14:00 <Exo> what are these mannerisms 
14:00 <Kynetic> im having a "Getta Filthy"
15:00 <Exo> looks fancy smancy 
15:00 <Kezzie> Exo i did see thee z-line re tisk but do know he gets around them lol
15:00 <Kynetic> it has beef patty, double cheese, fries, filthy mix (brisket, bacon, pulled pork, bacon and grilled onion), pickles, white onion, ranch, mustard and "that bbq sauce"
15:00 <Kynetic> http://www.gettaburger.com.au/
16:00 <Kynetic> they slow cook their beef brisket for 12 hours 
16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hey whats garn on m8
16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> fark ya
16:00 <Kezzie> Kynetic i couldnt eat all that i a cheap date i cant even eat a full happy meal from maccas
16:00 <Sara-Serina> look at that fly trying to act tough
16:00 <Kynetic> i hope jules has a bigger appetite then
17:00 <Kezzie> Jules taking her mummy to the club for lunch on mothers day 
17:00 <Kynetic> isnt she a good daughter
17:00 <Kezzie> yep
18:00 <Exo> mmmm beef brisket 
18:00 <Kezzie> Jules has to join the club its only $2 a year 
18:00 <Kynetic> pfft thats what reciprocal memberships are for
18:00 <Kynetic> if i joined every club i visited id have a wallet full of membership cards
18:00 <Kezzie> Kynetic i love a seafood platter but couldnt eat it all
18:00 <Kezzie> lol Kynetic
18:00 <Kynetic> thats ok just chuck a couple of prawns, sea scallops and oysters on a plate for ya
19:00 <Kynetic> if you dont want the oysters ill have em
19:00 <Kezzie> hell no there mine lol
19:00 <Kynetic> lol
19:00 <Kezzie> new zealand have the best big oysters
19:00 <Kynetic> fk yea
20:00 <Sara-Serina> wonder how long it will take the perverts to notice the cleavage in my profile pic lol
20:00 <Kynetic> last time i had nz oysters was when i was living in cairns
20:00 <Kynetic> they were some whoppers
20:00 <Kezzie> lol Sara-Serina
20:00 <Sara-Serina> i cant ever use it coz i get the horny shit heads
20:00 <Kezzie> yes and very tasty Kynetic
20:00 <Exo> kiwis love their fush and chups 
21:00 <Sara-Serina> lmao
21:00 <Sara-Serina> http://imgur.com/3PG9o9O
21:00 <Jules> and sex!!!!!!
21:00 <Sara-Serina> and sheep
21:00 <Kynetic> where are these profile pics?
21:00 <Sara-Serina> my other half is a australian born kiwi
21:00 <Kezzie> now everyone plss wear your face masks in chanel Exo Jules me now Kat-sickinbed all been sick
21:00 <Sara-Serina> Kynetic.......http://imgur.com/3PG9o9O
21:00 <Sara-Serina> i took that 2 years ago while helping bro move house
21:00 <Kynetic> sorry i was busy looking at your cleavage
21:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
22:00 <Kezzie> lol
22:00 <Kynetic> you have really nice.... eyes.
22:00 <Sara-Serina> im in a group of 30k plus horny men
22:00 <Sara-Serina> i can already see the msgs
22:00 <Sara-Serina> oh yeh you are deffo not looking at eyes
22:00 <Kynetic> Exo when i was in NZ last i remember driving past a shop literally called "Fush and Chups"
23:00 <Kezzie> yep Kynetic
23:00 <Kynetic> i remember it well cos i thought to myself at least they can take the piss out of themselves
23:00 <Exo> haha brilliant 
23:00 <Kynetic> :D
23:00 <Kynetic> now they just need a butcher with a picture of a farmer having sex with a sheep on it
24:00 <Kezzie> thongs in NZ are called jandles
24:00 <stompin> correct
24:00 <stompin> and mumma would give u a good old jandle slapping if you were naughty
25:00 <Kezzie> both my kids have done school in nz Jules used to know how to talk in maori
25:00 <Kezzie> feet lol
26:00 <Kezzie> i was in NZ for one of there big earthquakes OMG it was hell the ground outside mums opened up
26:00 <Kynetic> yeah a thong in america is a g-string
26:00 <Kynetic> dont go around asking people if theyve seen your thongs in america
26:00 <Kynetic> theyll look at you funny
26:00 <Kezzie> was in newcastle for there earthquake also
26:00 <Kezzie> now get cyclones up here ahhaa
27:00 <Kynetic> pfft you call those cyclones?
27:00 <Kezzie> yasi cat 5 sure was Kynetic
27:00 <Kynetic> when i was in cairns every time a cyclone was announced all the bread, milk, bottled water and tinned foods disappear off the shelves at the shops
27:00 <Kezzie> yes same here
27:00 <Kynetic> i moved back to brisbane just before larry hit
27:00 <stompin> fark man we ran out of a milk bread etc when it snowed in nz
27:00 <Kynetic> that really fucked up innisfail
27:00 <stompin> they cuoldnt get supplies in for like 10 dys
27:00 <stompin> ran out of petrol at the servo
27:00 <stompin> shit wa a mess
28:00 <Kezzie> cyclone yasi hot at 8pm we had no power for 2 weeks i flew to syd left hubby home with the dogs lol
28:00 <Kezzie> hot/hit
28:00 <[Assad]> back.
28:00 <Kezzie> wb
29:00 <Kynetic> i lived on the northern beaches of cairns
29:00 <Sara-Serina> mrmarks farts are enough to make a cyclone
29:00 <Kynetic> there was a small cyclone that just dumped a shitload of rain while i was there
29:00 <Kezzie> hey Kynetic u buying me a birthday pressie staart saving its in nov lol
29:00 <Kynetic> couldnt get anywhere but smithfield shops
29:00 <Kynetic> what do you want Kezzie?
30:00 <Sara-Serina> oh dear
30:00 <Sara-Serina> i thought that said what do you wank kezzie
30:00 <Kynetic> Sara-Serina what do you wank?
30:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
30:00 <Kezzie> Jules got me something for my comp for mothers day she wont tell me what it is lol
30:00 <Sara-Serina> i knew that was coming
30:00 <Kezzie> lol Sara-Serina
30:00 <Kynetic> its like you know me or something
31:00 <Kynetic> or is it just because im male
31:00 <Kynetic> :D
31:00 <Sara-Serina> house mate who is gay trolled this totally stupid guy in everquest the other night
31:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
31:00 <Sara-Serina> i actually saw wank
31:00 <Sara-Serina> not want
31:00 <MrMark> hello
31:00 <Kezzie> Kynetic need a new comp tablet pls
31:00 <Sara-Serina> this guy told him to go suck a fat cock
31:00 <Sara-Serina> johns like are ya cracking onto me and i love a fat cock
32:00 <Kezzie> Jules sneaky she has ordered my mothers day gift on line
34:00 <Devil45> mothers day is next sunday right?
35:00 <Kezzie> hi embri0n
36:00 <Kynetic> Kezzie you want a surface or an ipad?
36:00 <Kezzie> ipad pls
36:00 <Devil45> she would want an AIO
36:00 <Kynetic> personally id go the surface because apple sucks penis.
36:00 <MrMark> wheres Exo
37:00 <Kynetic> i have access to our telstra ordering gateway at work i could just order you one delivered via that
37:00 <Kynetic> lol
37:00 <Devil45> apple has always sucked penis
37:00 <Kynetic> but that would be fraud.
37:00 <Kezzie> Exo honking 
37:00 <Sara-Serina> fuckkkkkk
37:00 <Kynetic> and i work for a charity
37:00 <Kynetic> so im not going to do that
37:00 <Kezzie> i on my new laptop now throwing the old comp to the tip
37:00 <Sara-Serina> people in house 11 directly across from us got robbed at midnight last night
37:00 <Devil45> sell it on ebay kez
38:00 <Kynetic> fucken thieves
38:00 <Devil45> make some money
38:00 <Kynetic> if theres one thing i hate, its thieves
38:00 <Devil45> the old pc that is
38:00 <Kezzie> Devil45 i never been to ebay will have to ask Jules
38:00 <Sara-Serina> ye
38:00 <Devil45> why
38:00 <Kynetic> its probably only slow because of all the porn Kezzie watches
38:00 <Sara-Serina> i keep a door open for the cats
38:00 <Devil45> is it hers?
38:00 <Kezzie> shhhhhhh Kynetic lol
38:00 <Kynetic> you really should clear your history Kezzie
38:00 <Kynetic> or use incognito mode
39:00 <Kezzie> no its my old comp the hd wont load
39:00 <Devil45> sounds like a shot hdd
39:00 <Kynetic> delete the porn
39:00 <Kynetic> problem fixed
39:00 <Devil45> replace the drive - problem fixed
39:00 <Devil45> you can get them cheap
39:00 <Kynetic> oh good on ya Devil45.. being all practical n shit
39:00 <Kynetic> :P
39:00 <Sara-Serina> mmm
39:00 <Kezzie> i want hubby to smash the hd b4 it goes to the tip
39:00 <Sara-Serina> they have a little girl
39:00 <Sara-Serina> 15 months
39:00 <Devil45> naturally destroy the old drive before you throw it out
39:00 <Kynetic> kezzie just put it in the microwave
39:00 <Sara-Serina> group of teens they say between 12 and 17
39:00 <Devil45> but keep the pc
40:00 <Kynetic> as a bonus it'll also recharge it
40:00 <Devil45> replace the drive. jules can reinstall the os
40:00 <Kezzie> lol Kynetic
40:00 <Kynetic> (dont listen to anything i say btw because that will probably blow up your microwave)
40:00 <Kezzie> Jules is watching you Kynetic
40:00 <Devil45> Kynetic ive always been resourceful
40:00 <Kynetic> Kezzie she is?
40:00 <Kezzie> yep
40:00 <Kynetic> :D
40:00 <Kynetic> oh man i cant wait to get this burger in and around my mouth
41:00 <Kezzie> Jules right beside me
41:00 <Kynetic> i am salivating at the thought of it
41:00 <Kezzie> where r u getting burger from Kynetic ?
42:00 <Kezzie> we got kerbabs cooked in fridge
42:00 <Devil45> because maccas is shit
42:00 <Kezzie> hubby likes hj better
42:00 <Devil45> if its hjs thats ok
42:00 <Devil45> last time i ate maccas i was sick for a week
43:00 <robot> how so, Devil45
43:00 <Devil45> they should get their food tested for toxic radiation levels.
43:00 <Kezzie> hey robot
43:00 <robot> heyy
43:00 <robot> toxic radiation
43:00 <Devil45> food poisioning in this case.
44:00 <Kynetic> Kezzie http://www.gettaburger.com.au/
44:00 <Kynetic> they smoke and/or slow cook all their own meats
44:00 <Devil45> maccas could learn a lot from that
45:00 <Kynetic> if you prefer maccas over this place you probably also like to chew the crotch out of dead horses.
45:00 <Devil45> be less patients in the doctors waiting room with stomach complaints
45:00 <Devil45> god no i hate maccas
45:00 <Kezzie> mmmmmmm page wont load Kynetic 
45:00 <Kynetic> you guys really seem to have issues with loading webpages
46:00 <Kynetic> you should probably call tech support
46:00 <Kynetic> :P
46:00 <Kezzie> it wont load for Jules eather
46:00 <Devil45> interesting Kynetic - because that page loaded first time for me no problem
46:00 <Kynetic> ill remote into your computer and fix it if you like
46:00 <Devil45> and that was in IE11
46:00 <Kynetic> yeah working fine here too
46:00 <Kynetic> are you using some sort of dodgy proxy server or something
46:00 <Devil45> nah its not ransomware - just a page
47:00 <Kynetic> :P
47:00 <Kynetic> dont even joke about ransomware
47:00 <Kynetic> we had like 3 infections run rampant through our network in a few weeks not long ago
47:00 <Kynetic> we're still cleaning up from it
47:00 <Kynetic> (this is at work btw)
48:00 <Kynetic> and one of them was opened by a state manager who had access to most of the goddamn shared drive
48:00 <Kynetic> thank christ for backups
48:00 <Devil45> some people dont do backups
48:00 <Kynetic> because remember kids. jesus always saves.
48:00 <Devil45> i do but some dont
48:00 <Kezzie> brb
48:00 <lx> 1 It'll be quiet without you1 Kezzie...
49:00 <Sara-Serina> skins crawling
49:00 <Sara-Serina> i heard some noises last night but honestly
49:00 <Devil45> god loves tryers
49:00 <Devil45> but he loves backups more
49:00 <Kynetic> the flying spaghetti monster always runs his nightly backup and 6 hourly shadow copies
49:00 <Kynetic> lol
50:00 <Devil45> thing is porn is replaceable - important data isnt
50:00 <Kynetic> its true
50:00 <Kynetic> luckily i keep all my important data in the cloud
51:00 <Devil45> i use external drives which are not currently connected
51:00 <Devil45> for backups
51:00 <Kynetic> i dont really have anything important on my hard drives
51:00 <Kynetic> nothing i couldnt afford to lose anyway
51:00 <Kynetic> its mostly tv and movies which takes up all my space
51:00 <stompin> i back up to my NAS then back up the important data on the nas to an extneral drive
51:00 <Devil45> i got mostly music and videos on one drive
52:00 <Devil45> mp3s flac mkv and mp4s
52:00 <stompin> 4tb nas and it need another drive in the next month or too
52:00 <Devil45> i dont do avi anymore
52:00 <stompin> i do ya mum
55:00 <Sara-Serina> mp3 [a: random / s: celine dion - baby think twice] [4m49s/112kbps]
56:00 <Kezzie> @mp314 03 Try.m4a 13(8855321 bytes13 0kbps 14MONO)
57:00 <Sara-Serina> mp3 [a: nick carter - all american / s: 01 19 in 99.m4a] [0s/kbps]
00:00 <Sara-Serina> copper came out back to see where John was talking about
01:00 <Sara-Serina> my orange fluff ball walks out looks then realized shit someone she doesnt know
01:00 <Sara-Serina> bolted back into room
01:00 <Sara-Serina> cop just looked when she flew over the bricks
01:00 <Sara-Serina> im lke thats why the doors open lol
04:00 <Exo> Bozo Kim
05:00 <^bozojim> hello Exo
05:00 <^bozojim> good evening
10:00 <Kezzie> hi jim hugssss
10:00 <^bozojim> hello Kezzie hugssss
12:00 <samovar> I want mine on a homemade plate with a homemade spoon to eat it with.
12:00 <samovar> And a homemade chair and homemade table.
12:00 <^bozojim> lol
12:00 <samovar> And homemade napkin.
13:00 <^bozojim> I have made napkins before and have them packed away soemwhere with home made placemats
14:00 <^bozojim> I have a design for turned wooden plates and I am sure traditional cutlery would suffice
15:00 <beehhh> rofl
25:00 <[Assad]> looks like there was an earthquake
25:00 <[Assad]> or netsplit rather
25:00 <Exo> welcome back survivors 
25:00 <Kezzie> wb ppl
25:00 <^bozojim> thank you Exo
26:00 <^bozojim> thank you Kezzie
30:00 <MrMark> boo
30:00 <Sara-Serina> hoo?
31:00 <Exo> 50 shades of mark
31:00 <Kezzie> hi MrMark
38:00 <Kezzie> hi Cath^
38:00 <Cath^> hi Kezzie
39:00 <^bozojim> hello Cath^
39:00 <Cath^> hi ^bozojim
39:00 <Cath^> aww thanks Jim
42:00 <Cath^> lolz
42:00 <^bozojim> aww shucks Cath^
42:00 <Cath^> lol
42:00 <Exo> sexual chocolate 
43:00 <beehhh> pic or it hasnt happen
43:00 <Exo> wheres ya pic beehhh
44:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/ccuw0DC
45:00 <Kezzie> bbl
45:00 <lx> 1 No probs1 Kezzie...
45:00 <Cath^> nice pic
45:00 <Cath^> kk Kez
47:00 <^bozojim> hugs Kezzie
47:00 <beehhh> nice? im 40 already Cath^
48:00 <stompin> hi jenn
48:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Braddles
49:00 <stompin> time to cook dinner
49:00 <^bozojim> hugs Jen
49:00 <stompin> so hungry
49:00 <beehhh> i jinxed her drink spiked with a birth control pill
49:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Jim *hugs*
51:00 <beehhh> hi jen pic or it hasnt happen
51:00 <anotherirc3r> pic of what?
51:00 <anotherirc3r> i had leftover chinese before
51:00 <anotherirc3r> so good
52:00 <stompin> quitecold today
52:00 <stompin> chinese tastes better the next day
52:00 <stompin> what did uh ave
52:00 <anotherirc3r> chicken with vegetables and cashews
52:00 <anotherirc3r> and steamed rice
53:00 <Cath^> nothing wrong with 40 beehhh
53:00 <Cath^> hi Jen
53:00 <Cath^> oh he left oops
53:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Cath
53:00 <anotherirc3r> did he actually make sense?
54:00 <^bozojim> I had home made beef and veg soup with home made dinner rolls, home made butter and home made srirache sauce
54:00 <stompin> sounds alrite
54:00 <Cath^> what is srirache?
55:00 <stompin> i got steak and chips cause im to lazy to peal and mash potatos
55:00 <stompin> and veg
58:00 <anotherirc3r> Jerome
59:00 <steven_> ahhaa
59:00 <lamont> hi hun
02:00 <lamont> jen did u know that pollock is lurking under his other nick he came on when u did
03:00 <steven_> ofcourse she does
03:00 <anotherirc3r> are you imagining things now?
03:00 <lamont> not at all
03:00 <lamont> shopping^trolley is his nick
03:00 <lamont> just 1 of many he follows u around on
05:00 <anotherirc3r> are you sure?
06:00 <anotherirc3r> isn't he with iinet and has nerdhacks in his address?
09:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hows garn
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats every1 up 2 wnite ay?
11:00 <anotherirc3r> freezing, you?
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> just watch tv and doing some study
12:00 <anotherirc3r> study? for what?
12:00 <Kat-sickinbed> male anatomy?
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> improving my music theory
12:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
12:00 <anotherirc3r> nice
13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> typical faggot response ere hey
13:00 <Kat-sickinbed> yes because i'm so male and gay
13:00 <anotherirc3r> Exo!!!
13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> this is why i have zero homo poof friends 
13:00 <Kat-sickinbed> did you know that women find homophobic males rather unattractive?
13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they just hang arpundbtheir own groups
14:00 <anotherirc3r> Kat.. you're only gay for me.. right?!
14:00 <Kat-sickinbed> yup jen :P
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> gay doesny fit with str8 blokes m8
14:00 <Kat-sickinbed> i'm a woman pretending to be a male pretending to be a woman who is gay
14:00 <anotherirc3r> well, that's alright then
14:00 <anotherirc3r> are you feeling any better?
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cos they will end up doing somethin so gay... u just go... errr okay
14:00 <Kat-sickinbed> rigth now, a little. but if i sit for longer, the headache comes back.
15:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats this guy doing here
15:00 <Exo> heya jenny q;)
15:00 <Kat-sickinbed> george, do you have any friends in real?
16:00 <anotherirc3r> what's the q mean Exo?!
16:00 <Kat-sickinbed> baseball cap?
16:00 <anotherirc3r> you calling me queer? you'll get georgie excited
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so u hear all these pollies goinf lets be more open amd accepting
17:00 <lamont> jen pollock has numerous accounts
17:00 <lamont> u should know this by now
17:00 <lamont> but i know u are just being stupid a gain
17:00 <lamont> covering for him
17:00 <Kat-sickinbed> talking shit again lamont
17:00 <lamont> talking shit?
17:00 <lamont> how so?
17:00 <^bozojim> hugs Kat-sickinbed
18:00 <Kat-sickinbed> there we go again with the behaviour of a 3 year old
18:00 <lamont> its a well known fact that pollock lurks for jen
18:00 <^bozojim> hello chookmagnet
18:00 <^bozojim> hello Lumeah
18:00 <lamont> the behaviour of a 3 year old is pollock
18:00 <lamont> and darren
18:00 <Lumeah> hi ^bozojim 
18:00 <Kat-sickinbed> so what its none of your business, so i tell you once and for all, take it out of channel, nobody cares to hear about it
18:00 <lamont> Kat-sickinbed its everyones business
18:00 <Kezzie> anotherirc3r!!!!!!!!! hugsssss
18:00 <lamont> when they parade it around here
18:00 <lamont> and who are you to tell me what to do lol
18:00 <Kezzie> chookmagnet
18:00 <breaker> /zline lamont 100d
18:00 <lamont> ill do as a please thanks pig
19:00 <Kezzie> hi lamont
19:00 <anotherirc3r> Kezzie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs*
19:00 <Kat-sickinbed> `ban lamont zzZZZzz
19:00 <breaker> hehe
19:00 <anotherirc3r> it means 'don't ask stupid questions'
20:00 <Kat-sickinbed> i'm seriously considering to ban him the moment he joins a channel i'm in
20:00 <Exo> q;) where q is the hat 
21:00 <Exo> will he make it on the websites hall of fame 
21:00 <Kezzie> so Kat-sickinbed you still sick like me thanks to Exo sharing ?
21:00 <Kat-sickinbed> i was thinking of making a top 5 moron list
21:00 <Kat-sickinbed> yes Kezzie lol
21:00 <Exo> haha i think 5 is not enough 
21:00 <Kat-sickinbed> its all Exo fault
21:00 <Kat-sickinbed> like always :P
21:00 <Kezzie> bad bad Exo
22:00 <Kezzie> Jules gone to bed she sick also i off bk to bed again soon
22:00 <^bozojim> wouldI be on it?
22:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i dont care much for the greens or labor
22:00 <Exo> always blame the good guy
22:00 <Kat-sickinbed> give her huggles and a get well from me please
22:00 <Exo> is it my fault im the model chatter in here 
22:00 <Kezzie> lol Exo
22:00 <Kezzie> will do Kat-sickinbed
22:00 <^bozojim> cough choke cough choke bs cough
23:00 <Kat-sickinbed> !list tossers
23:00 <Kezzie> whts the command for words here jim
23:00 <Kat-sickinbed> i'm not an authorised operator :( *cries*
23:00 <Kezzie> !tten
23:00 <Kezzie> nope
24:00 <Kezzie> !stat Kezzie
24:00 <StatsOP> Jules: 11492 words, 65149 letters, 182 smilies, time wasted: 11 weeks 6 days 16 hours 33 minutes .
24:00 <^bozojim> oops sorry i was distracted
24:00 <Exo> !top10 smiles 
24:00 <StatsOP> No such stat type.
24:00 <Kezzie> how do u get the top ten ?
24:00 <Kat-sickinbed> lol
24:00 <^bozojim> it is
24:00 <Exo> !top20
24:00 <^bozojim> !tiop10
24:00 <StatsOP> Top20(words): 11. chookmagnet(36200) 12. Zade(33395) 13. Devil45(31736) 14. anotherirc3r(26260) 15. georgeandwell-alpha(25612) 16. DoC(22114) 17. Skirmish(18730) 18. BlackDevil(17735) 19. JedStar(15750) 20. Cath^(14982)
24:00 <^bozojim> !top10
24:00 <Kezzie> !top10
25:00 <Kat-sickinbed> i'm getting closer lol
25:00 <^bozojim> wownice one Kat-sickinbed
25:00 <anotherirc3r> !top10 smilies
25:00 <Kezzie> i not there lol
25:00 <anotherirc3r> fixed it for you Exo :P
25:00 <^bozojim> I am eigth now on smilies :)
25:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm a grumpy person
25:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't smile
25:00 <Kat-sickinbed> you should, its good for your face
26:00 <Kezzie> :) :)
26:00 <^bozojim> welcome back Cath^
26:00 <Kezzie> anotherirc3r u not grumpy
26:00 <Kezzie> wb Cath^
26:00 <Kat-sickinbed> hi Cath^
26:00 <Cath^> thanks ;)
26:00 <anotherirc3r> nah. resting bitch face keeps us looking young
27:00 <Cath^> hi Kat-sickinbed
27:00 <Kezzie> Cath^ pls be carfull sitting so close to exo he spreading his germs lol
27:00 <Kat-sickinbed> lol
27:00 <^bozojim> laughing out loud Kezzie
27:00 <Cath^> ah no wonder he's in a foul mood
27:00 <Kezzie> lol
28:00 <Cath^> i almost friendzoned him
28:00 <Kezzie> awwww
28:00 <Cath^> :p
28:00 <Kezzie> there ya go anotherirc3r
29:00 <anotherirc3r> thanks lovely :)
29:00 <robot> hi guise
31:00 <Cath^> yup
32:00 <Kezzie> gee i could kick u sweet Cath^
32:00 <Cath^> lolz
32:00 <Kezzie> awwwwwww u showing your g-string Cath^
32:00 <Cath^> haha nah
32:00 <Kezzie> Exo will get all excited
32:00 <^bozojim> lol
33:00 <Cath^> sif
33:00 <Kezzie> try to control these ppl Cath^ 
33:00 <Cath^> ..and counting :p
34:00 <Kezzie> hahhaha
34:00 <Kezzie> opps
34:00 <Cath^> will do Kez..apparently i'm the channel domina...
34:00 <Kezzie> wb jim
34:00 <Cath^> lolz
34:00 <Cath^> poor Jim
34:00 <^bozojim> thank you Kezzie
34:00 <Kezzie> np jim
34:00 <^bozojim> yes poor me I get booted again, sigh 
35:00 <Cath^> Kat-sickinbed: i want high-heeled boots if i
35:00 <Kat-sickinbed> lol sure
35:00 <Kezzie> public holiday in QLD tomorrow again
35:00 <Kezzie> night all hugs
35:00 <Cath^> if i'm doing this gig
35:00 <^bozojim> night Kezzie hugs
35:00 <Cath^> nite Kez
35:00 <anotherirc3r> night Kezzie
36:00 <Kat-sickinbed> ni ni Kezzie huggles and sweet dreams
36:00 <Lumeah> ni ni k
40:00 <shadsam> lololololol
41:00 <shadsam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_jf7dUFxPA&feature=youtu.be
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Analogue Church Intro Imo XD ELECTRONIC MUSIC PARTY DJ ROCK (May 1, 2016) Length: 4:59 - Category: Music - 60 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
41:00 <shadsam> fear the DUCKS XD
41:00 <Cath^> hi shads what's so funny?
42:00 <Cath^> o.o
42:00 <shadsam> Watch that video..
43:00 <shadsam> made it ten minutes ago.
43:00 <shadsam> music AND VIDEO.
44:00 <shadsam> some cool fighter jets..
44:00 <shadsam> and an Elite Swann.
47:00 <Exo> djay shads 
47:00 <^bozojim> see ya Kat-sickinbed
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> s'garn 
59:00 <anotherirc3r> bbs, walk
59:00 <lx> 1 No probs1 anotherirc3r...
31:00 <breaker> !addquote <Kynetic> this one time i had a party and i told everyone it was 'free dress' .. robot turned up naked expecting a free dress.
31:00 <Kynetic> lol
31:00 <Chris> Yeah Jim, go on, laugh at the fatty :/
31:00 <^bozojim> I am not laughing at you
31:00 <robot> yea n i never got it u owe me 1 free dress
31:00 <^bozojim> yes i am
31:00 <Cath^> you're not fat..you're phat ;)
31:00 <Chris> Your a bully Jim :(
32:00 <Kynetic> robot you still have my dress
32:00 <Kynetic> what are you even talking about
32:00 <^bozojim> now how am I a bully when you taught me :)
32:00 <Kynetic> always with the free dress 
32:00 <Kynetic> man ive not had a free dress party since then
32:00 <Kynetic> its always gotta be a costume party
32:00 <Chris> Fatty and skinny went to bed, fatty rolled over and skinny was dead
32:00 <Kynetic> just cos i dont want robot turning up thinking i now owe him TWO dresses
32:00 <^bozojim> lol
32:00 <Cath^> a free dress is not necessarily a good dress
33:00 <Kynetic> can you tell robot that?
33:00 <Kynetic> he wont let it go
33:00 <Cath^> lol
33:00 <Kynetic> like every time i see him
33:00 <Kynetic> 'oh hey you got that free dress man?'
33:00 <Kynetic> hes like a crack addict but instead of crack its this free dress
34:00 <Chris> All the guys wear dresses in Newtown
34:00 <Cath^> not all
34:00 <Witchykitten> doesnt georgeandwell-alpha owns a dress boutique?
34:00 <robot> well hand over the free dress and you'll hear the end of it
34:00 <robot> easy
34:00 <Kynetic> SEE WHAT I MEAN?
34:00 <Kynetic> i cant even explain it to him
34:00 <Kynetic> he just gets this glazed look in his eyes
35:00 <Kynetic> like all he's thinking about is the free dress
35:00 <Witchykitten> lol
35:00 <Cath^> mmm glazed donuts
36:00 <Kynetic> hey robot
36:00 <Kynetic> http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Superman+s+cape_eefe2c_5261668.jpg
36:00 <Witchykitten> glazed nuts are yummy too Cath^ :P
36:00 <robot> lol
36:00 <Chris> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIJEGdCw_is
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Reclaim the Streets, Keep Newtown Weird and Safe!! (Apr 25, 2016) Length: 4:34 - Category: Film & Animation - 345 views views - 9 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
36:00 <Kynetic> why doesnt he just take the cape?
36:00 <Kynetic> he's fucking superman!
37:00 <Witchykitten> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_7U1pPefLs
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Killing Heidi - Superman Supergirl (2000) (May 28, 2010) Length: 3:44 - Category: Music - 34,155 views - 83 likes (98.8%), 1 dislikes (1.2%)
37:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/JoDns
37:00 <Kynetic> lol
37:00 <Kynetic> http://imgur.com/gallery/9i5LJ
39:00 <Immutable> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eimgRedLkkU
39:00 <^bozojim> awwww
39:00 <Witchykitten> i had to read a few of the comments to get that one :S
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Empire Of The Sun - Walking On A Dream (Mar 10, 2009) Length: 3:20 - Category: Music - 43,346,586 views - 230,837 likes (97.8%), 5,293 dislikes (2.2%)
40:00 <Chris> pig, hello you little 0inker
40:00 <Cath^> hi jerome
40:00 <pig> where is babygirl?
40:00 <pig> i need her pussy
41:00 <pig> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
41:00 <Kynetic> i think pig likes being kicked
41:00 <pig> Witchykitten you are a pig fuck
42:00 <Witchykitten> aawwww
42:00 <breaker> :>
42:00 <Kynetic> sorry to take away his fun
42:00 <Kynetic> :P
42:00 <Witchykitten> you took the f out of fun :P
42:00 <President_Trump> who was that?
42:00 <Pyro-> fkn hell kynetic.. what5 the actual fuck..
42:00 <Witchykitten> your gf President_Trump
42:00 <Kynetic> lol Pyro-
42:00 <^bozojim> laughing out loud
43:00 <Pyro-> i am hungry for bacon
43:00 <Immutable> bacon is hungry for me
43:00 <Cath^> property of Trump apparently
43:00 <President_Trump> oh jerome
43:00 <Cath^> lol
43:00 <^bozojim> get yourself a pork belly soem bacon seasonsing soak it for 5 days in it inteh fridge turnign everyday them smoke it
43:00 <President_Trump> Cath^'s got a crush on him
43:00 <Pyro-> pyro- joins.. pig banned.. no bbq tonight
43:00 <Kynetic> who is President_Trump?
43:00 <Witchykitten> trump likes to live dangerous :P
44:00 <Kynetic> must be a dreamer if he thinks trump will win :P
44:00 <Pyro-> some troll.. but not one of the worst?
44:00 <Immutable> dangerous likes to live me
44:00 <^bozojim> when i was living with my uncle we made 12 lbs of bacon at a go
44:00 <Witchykitten> more like delusional Kynetic lol
44:00 <Kynetic> lol
44:00 <Kynetic> isnt that what a dreamer kind of is
44:00 <Kynetic> delusional
44:00 <Witchykitten> oh oh oh
44:00 <Pyro-> they want to be a good troll.. but they don't really cut it
44:00 <nubbymcnu> hehe coming
45:00 <Kynetic> is it.. imagine?
45:00 <Witchykitten> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnfHdZrmMAw
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Imagination - Just An Illusion (Feb 11, 2011) Length: 4:05 - Category: Music - 8,356,960 views - 31,665 likes (98.1%), 614 dislikes (1.9%)
45:00 <^bozojim> california dreaming on a winters day?
45:00 <Witchykitten> lol
45:00 <Cath^> President_Trump has been in character for a while...can't wait to see who he'll become when he loses the election
45:00 <Pyro-> f'd if i know.. i don't ven know who i am most the time
45:00 <Kynetic> maybe he'll become president_sanders?
45:00 <Cath^> lol
45:00 <Kynetic> :D
46:00 <Kynetic> i also like to dream
46:00 <Immutable> babylon dream
46:00 <Pyro-> Witchykitten and and i are going to make some awesome goth babies though
46:00 <Witchykitten> we are? lol
46:00 <cherri_pie> goths are kinda sexy
46:00 <cherri_pie> hey witchy how are you
47:00 <cherri_pie> :)
47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hows it garn
47:00 <Witchykitten> http://cindysalesoriginals.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/goth21.jpg
47:00 <Pyro-> apparently
47:00 <Witchykitten> our baby girl
48:00 <Immutable> is that a doll?
48:00 <Witchykitten> lol no its Pyro- baby girl :P
48:00 <Witchykitten> hey cherri_pie, could be better, have a stupid cold and you?
48:00 <Immutable> thank fuck it is
48:00 <cherri_pie> aww thats no good...same as me
49:00 <Cath^> that's scary looking
49:00 <cherri_pie> i'm just chillin in bed...sick day for me haha
49:00 <cherri_pie> :(
49:00 <cherri_pie> hope you get better then witchy :)
49:00 <Cath^> hi cherri_pie
49:00 <cherri_pie> heyy cath how are you
49:00 <cherri_pie> i was just about to type hello haha
49:00 <cherri_pie> didn't see you there..
49:00 <Witchykitten> ty cherri_pie :)
49:00 <Cath^> not too shabby thanks
49:00 <cherri_pie> that's good cath
49:00 <Pyro-> that's so going to be her look
50:00 <Pyro-> except i don't really like mkeup
50:00 <cherri_pie> haha thanks witchy
50:00 <Witchykitten> i had two bowls and already feel better
50:00 <cherri_pie> chicken soup is awesome when you have  cold
50:00 <Witchykitten> lol i have seen pics of you with make up Pyro-
50:00 <cherri_pie> i used to have that all the time as a kid
50:00 <^bozojim> Is listenign to Bob Crosby, March of the Bobcats
50:00 <cherri_pie> must be cold for you in switzerland witchy...
50:00 <Pyro-> 1 pic the one time
50:00 <cherri_pie> is it winter over there?
50:00 <Witchykitten> my mum and grandmother made minestrone
51:00 <Witchykitten> it is :( and its raining
51:00 <cherri_pie> ohh that sounds nice
51:00 <Pyro-> and well.. i did look pretty damned sexy
51:00 <cherri_pie> nothing like home made soup...especially by your grandmother
51:00 <cherri_pie> they know all the secrets haha
51:00 <cherri_pie> :)
51:00 <cherri_pie> i dont mind that weather witchy...it sounds kinda nice
52:00 <Witchykitten> yup and the recpie is on the website if you want to grab it :P i posted it yesterday lol
52:00 <Pyro-> watch out for fingernails
52:00 <cherri_pie> was like that in australia today...it's perfect bed weather
52:00 <cherri_pie> ohh really?
52:00 <Witchykitten> if you can stay in bed yes it is lol
52:00 <Witchykitten> but not if you have to work :S
52:00 <cherri_pie> that's interesting..where's the link?
52:00 <Witchykitten> yup, want the link?
52:00 <Witchykitten> one sec
52:00 <cherri_pie> i'd really like to see that...
52:00 <Witchykitten> http://www.myaustnet.com/recipes
52:00 <Witchykitten> there you go
52:00 <cherri_pie> haha and yes if you have to work that kinda spoils it ...
52:00 <cherri_pie> cool thanks :)
53:00 <Pyro-> i might try something unusual.. and go to bed before midnight.... maybe
53:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllll cherri_pie 
53:00 <Witchykitten> you can swap the turkey with chicken if you like it better
53:00 <Witchykitten> ohhh Pyro-
54:00 <cherri_pie> this is such a cool idea witchy...like a recipe swap on austnet
54:00 <cherri_pie> about time people started doing productive things on here haha
54:00 <cherri_pie> :)
54:00 <Pyro-> is cherri_pie hot ?
54:00 <anotherirc3r> i want you to make soup for me Kat.. in just an apron ;P
54:00 <cherri_pie> im male pyro..sorry haha
55:00 <Witchykitten> yup lol
55:00 <Witchykitten> so if you have any to share, email them to me and ill put them up
55:00 <Witchykitten> eeks Jen thats so dangerous lol
55:00 <Pyro-> well that's a very misleading nick.. just sayin :P
55:00 <Witchykitten> lol
55:00 <cherri_pie> haha yeh i know pyro...it's just for fun 
55:00 <cherri_pie> sorry about that
55:00 <cherri_pie> :)
55:00 <Pyro-> i'm over it
56:00 <Cath^> he might be
56:00 <cherri_pie> witchy i dunno how good my cooking is because im a guy haha but i'll try
56:00 <Witchykitten> gender is not an excuse :P
56:00 <cherri_pie> i mostly just fry stuf... haha
56:00 <cherri_pie> i know i know
56:00 <Witchykitten> jim is a great cook and he is male
56:00 <Pyro-> some*
56:00 <Witchykitten> lol cherri_pie
56:00 <cherri_pie> but i do cook alot...if i have the recipe i can probly make most things
56:00 <cherri_pie> :P
57:00 <anotherirc3r> i need a conversion Kat
57:00 <anotherirc3r> 4dl fat free broth
57:00 <anotherirc3r> what is that?
57:00 <Witchykitten> lol how do i explain that?
57:00 <Pyro-> O_o
57:00 <Witchykitten> you know the granulated stuff you can buy to make broth?
57:00 <Pyro-> like.. stock?
57:00 <Witchykitten> yes thats it
57:00 <cherri_pie> umm not sure what that is witcthy
58:00 <Witchykitten> right you say stock, i have to add that
58:00 <cherri_pie> ohh i know stock..i make alot of soup
58:00 <cherri_pie> i have heaps of stock here haha
58:00 <cherri_pie> :P
58:00 <Witchykitten> lol and we have fat free stock too
58:00 <anotherirc3r> so.. stock cubes?
58:00 <cherri_pie> yehh i think most stock is fat free..
58:00 <anotherirc3r> 4dl? what's dl!?
58:00 <cherri_pie> it's just high in sodium 
59:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't get it!
59:00 <cherri_pie> coz it's freeze dried to harden i think
59:00 <Immutable> just like my penis oooh
59:00 <Witchykitten> lol you know what a liter is?
59:00 <cherri_pie> i dont know what i a liter is
00:00 <^bozojim> I make all my own stocks i do not add salt
00:00 <Witchykitten> ok one sec
00:00 <Witchykitten> i will at a converter to the page
00:00 <Pyro-> i don;t even think that's a good idea
00:00 <cherri_pie> oops my spelling haha
00:00 <cherri_pie> i meant i dont know what a liter is
00:00 <anotherirc3r> yes.. i know what a litre is!
00:00 <cherri_pie> unless we're talking liquid measurement...which is spelled litre in australia
00:00 <Cath^> do you mean like vegeta stock?
00:00 <anotherirc3r> what's d mean though?
01:00 <Cath^> dick
01:00 <Cath^> 😂
01:00 <Pyro-> vegeta.. isn't that a character from dragon ball z ?
01:00 <nubbymcnu> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChK9JYPUUAA4nIU.jpg
01:00 <^bozojim> lol
01:00 <Cath^> lol
01:00 <cherri_pie> cath you're from australia aren't you?
01:00 <Immutable> vegeta is your typical angry short man
01:00 <anotherirc3r> CATH!
01:00 <anotherirc3r> you naughty girl
01:00 <Immutable> thats where he gets his powers from
01:00 <Immutable> his shortness
01:00 <Pyro-> Immutable: like angry anderson?
02:00 <Cath^> yes cherri_pie
02:00 <Immutable> lol yes!
02:00 <^bozojim> like today I made a loaf of bread no salt
02:00 <cherri_pie> what are your cooking skills like cath
02:00 <Pyro-> so angry anderson = vegeta?
02:00 <Cath^> lol why?
02:00 <cherri_pie> you're a lady, so surely you have picked up some tricks along the way?
02:00 <cherri_pie> haha
02:00 <Pyro-> i'm so confused
02:00 <cherri_pie> just curious cath..
02:00 <President_Trump> Immutable where's jen?
02:00 <Immutable> don't know
02:00 <Pyro-> but i bet he can't be beaten
03:00 <Cath^> alright
03:00 <cherri_pie> this is becoming like masterchef sydney..
03:00 <Pyro-> maybe stirred?
03:00 <Cath^> i'm nothing like ^bozojim though :/
03:00 <President_Trump> Immutable have u seen jen around?
03:00 <Cath^> puts most of us to shame
03:00 <Immutable> no
03:00 <^bozojim> do I?
03:00 <Immutable> wat is a jen>?
03:00 <Pyro-> juts another irc'r
04:00 <President_Trump> what is a jen? a jen is my next victim
04:00 <Pyro-> hedge trimmers are the new thing
04:00 <Cath^> here comes the branding iron
05:00 <Witchykitten> ok added the converter
05:00 <Pyro-> speaking of hedges and trimming.. you should work on yours
05:00 <anotherirc3r> i want to make that spinach soup Kat!
05:00 <Witchykitten> its yummy
05:00 <Witchykitten> and done very quick
06:00 <Witchykitten> i can also add a salad dressing i learned at the same hospital that is low fat and still yummy
06:00 <Pyro-> mmmm.. quick and yummy
06:00 <^bozojim> I will not say last thursday I had a piece of scotch fillet cooked but still moist with a nice portaello mushroom sauce with oven roasted potato and sweet potato wedges with sriranche sauce for them with peas 
06:00 <Immutable> I ran out of room on President_Trump's bodeh
06:00 <nate> i like big quick and yummy boobs
06:00 <Immutable> but I did the best I could
06:00 <Witchykitten> rofl nate stop playing with yourself :P
06:00 <Pyro-> moist needs to be used in conversations more often
07:00 <^bozojim> and dessert was apple crumble witha  tad of rum and a whipped cream topping with fresh strawberries
07:00 <Witchykitten> yummmmmmmmm
08:00 <Pyro-> the only thing that should be used more in conversations than moist is cunt
08:00 <Witchykitten> write that down and email it to me so i can put it onto the website jim :)
08:00 <Pyro-> and i like a moist bcunt
08:00 <Pyro-> b?? where did that come form?
08:00 <^bozojim> which recipe Witchykitten?
09:00 <Witchykitten> the apple crumble
10:00 <^bozojim> ok will do
11:00 <Pyro-> it's not my fault i'm strange looking
11:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
13:00 <Pyro-> is this going anywhere?
13:00 <anotherirc3r> nah. i just thought you'd look pretty
14:00 <Pyro-> i do look pretty.. too pretty for jail
15:00 <Pyro-> stop humping my leg like a chihuahua
15:00 <anotherirc3r> i saw a cat ears headband
15:00 <anotherirc3r> it was actually nice
16:00 <Immutable> buy it and take piktur
16:00 <Pyro-> did you buy one.. and wear it? and take a photo of you wearing it.. naked.. and send it to me?
17:00 <anotherirc3r> no.. my sister tried it on lol. also, no naked photos. yuck. you have a deathwish?!
17:00 <Pyro-> is ya sister hot?
17:00 <Immutable> her sister is ** yoda fayce
18:00 <anotherirc3r> dude. she has a husband
18:00 <anotherirc3r> you behave
18:00 <Pyro-> in soccer, they have goal keepers.. it doesn't mean you can't score
19:00 <nate> in tennis, they have ball balls, doesnt wait a minute
19:00 <nate> ball boys lOL
19:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
19:00 <Pyro-> nate has balls on the brain
19:00 <nate> yes i am desperate
20:00 <Pyro-> i understand..   really i do
20:00 <Witchykitten> for balls??
20:00 <nate> lol
21:00 <Pyro-> if you touched my balls right now.. that would be the most my balls have been touched in close to a year
21:00 <Witchykitten> i thought thats georgeandwell-alpha desperation :P
21:00 <Pyro-> other than by me
21:00 <Pyro-> sometimes they get itchy.. and i need to pinch and roll the itch away
21:00 <Pyro-> scratching hurtsd
22:00 <Chris> Pyro-, you need a dog
22:00 <Witchykitten> sounds more like badly shaved balls
22:00 <nate> who wants to touch balls
22:00 <nate> bite them
23:00 <Chris> dogs always like to sniff and touch balls
23:00 <Pyro-> this was a simple civilised coversation.. you lot made it dirty
23:00 <anotherirc3r> lol you helped
24:00 <Pyro-> i don't help./. anyone.. anytime
24:00 <Immutable> you know if you hold a drill to a dogs head it doesn't know what's going on
24:00 <Witchykitten> why would you do that Immutable???
24:00 <Witchykitten> thats cruel
24:00 <anotherirc3r> agreed
25:00 <Immutable> they don't its a fact shit
25:00 <Chris> Dogs are our best friends
25:00 <Immutable> smart dogs are cutttteee
26:00 <Chris> except those pits bulls ;
26:00 <Pyro-> yeah but only because they're huingry
26:00 <nate> wots this dog shit, get a boyfriend :D
26:00 <Pyro-> kindof like cats
26:00 <Pyro-> they love you if you're feeding them
26:00 <Chris> and gf's ;p
27:00 <nate> u feed ya dog money
27:00 <Pyro-> yeah but they have a very specialised diet
27:00 <anotherirc3r> who needs a boyfriend when you have food?!
27:00 <anotherirc3r> ..and a cat
27:00 <Pyro-> pancakes and donuts
27:00 <nate> wot ya gonna do mould the food into a penis and make the cat watch?
27:00 <President_Trump> no need for a boyfriend when u have a long never ending list of victims lined up
28:00 <nate> hmm victims like trump
28:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
28:00 <Witchykitten> he is delusional again *sighs*
28:00 <Chris> Trump was babies victim
28:00 <nate> trump u want ya balls touched?
28:00 <anotherirc3r> awwww noooo
28:00 <^bozojim> yes he is
28:00 <Chris> :(
28:00 <anotherirc3r> my poor kitties
28:00 <Pyro-> pretty sure President_Trump wants a boyfriend..
29:00 <anotherirc3r> you're my cat substitute
29:00 <Immutable> yay \o/
30:00 <Immutable> you can haves
31:00 <Immutable> lol whatevs
31:00 <Pyro-> wowsers
31:00 <anotherirc3r> yayyyy. hot chocolate!
31:00 <Pyro-> this escalated at a fair rate of speed
37:00 <Immutable> shit I've got work tomorrow and I haven't done my ironing
38:00 <anotherirc3r> try the dryer
38:00 <nate> yeah i gotta do my bonering
38:00 <Immutable> try the dryer?
38:00 <Zade> yeah the dryer
39:00 <nate> zade will do
39:00 <Zade> yeah i will do 
39:00 <Immutable> think I'll iron my work clothes last thing tomrrrow morning
39:00 <Immutable> and run to get everything done
39:00 <anotherirc3r> i hate ironing
40:00 <Immutable> :O
40:00 <Immutable> </3
41:00 <Immutable> whos going to iron mah clothes?
41:00 <anotherirc3r> ummm.. nate
42:00 <nate> yes u need me for a sex romp?
42:00 <nate> i will bring zade
42:00 <Immutable> LO
42:00 <Immutable> L
42:00 <Sara-Serina> naw they want you to iron immutables clothes
42:00 <Sara-Serina> just use your dick and smack out the wrinkles :)
42:00 <nate> ohh shit
42:00 <nate> i need to pay attention
42:00 <Immutable> why are my clothes covered in jizz?
42:00 <Sara-Serina> why yes you do
43:00 <Zade> i do get a bit excited
43:00 <Immutable> noooooooooooo
43:00 <President_Trump> hi jackie how u bro?
44:00 <Sara-Serina> bro? wtf am i a guy?
44:00 <Pyro-> g'day cob
44:00 <anotherirc3r> so cold :/
47:00 <^bozojim> heelo ^pHANTOM^
47:00 <^bozojim> Hello even
48:00 <Immutable> I'm off to beds
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> hello jim.
49:00 <nate> jen sneak off 2 bed 2;D
49:00 <nate> tip toe babe
49:00 <anotherirc3r> lol i'm going for a shower before bed. it'll be my heater
52:00 <Pyro-> fkn sock
53:00 <Witchykitten> why do i suddenly get so many bots in my channel :/
53:00 <nate> kitten no kissing the bots
54:00 <Witchykitten> more like kicking
54:00 <Witchykitten> lol
54:00 <Witchykitten> i just dont know why they suddenly come in
54:00 <Witchykitten> i hope its shaved :P
54:00 <nate> i can wax the middle its pretty good
54:00 <Pyro-> u has channel?
55:00 <Witchykitten> yes
55:00 <nate> her channel is kittykittywahwah
55:00 <Pyro-> and thanks anotherirc3r .. those cold hands brought my body temp down to normal
55:00 <Witchykitten> lol nate
55:00 <anotherirc3r> awww.. no fair
56:00 <Witchykitten> no its pussywhiped
56:00 <Witchykitten> lol
56:00 <Pyro-> i'm a walking 6'5" heat pack
57:00 <Pyro-> a pussy needs whipping?
57:00 <Witchykitten> lol
58:00 <nate> i started from the botnet now im here
58:00 <nate> niggah
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