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00:00 <mcmurphy> some ppl are given too much power
00:00 <mcmurphy> like that ring in lord of the rings
00:00 <anotherirc3r> okay.. water for now. more drink later
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lollll
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> Comparing IRC to LOTR
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cant do that. Most here wouldn't walk if it saved their lives.
01:00 <breaker> mcmurphy, You carry on like a Z-line is life threatening.. this is IRC.. who cares?
01:00 <mcmurphy> everyone tells me to just be civil. i am civil!?
01:00 <mcmurphy> Witchykitten: i think i know what happened now
02:00 <breaker> mcmurphy, Who Z-Lined you.. Bonny ? Might let her know that your normal nick is screws
02:00 <mcmurphy> whos screws?
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Screws is a major loser
03:00 <mcmurphy> major lazer?
03:00 <Witchykitten> what happened?
03:00 <mcmurphy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFsm6aafng8
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Comes on here looking for relationship advice
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: major lazer - BLOW A KISS FIRE A GUN (Mar 7, 2015) Length: 2:57 - Category: People & Blogs - 2,731,555 views - 18,171 likes (94.4%), dislikes (5.6%)
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
04:00 <mcmurphy> do you remember the days were youd get an instant ban for posting a link or writing a different channel name
04:00 <mcmurphy> lol nostalgia
04:00 <Witchykitten> well i do ban for spaming channels, unless its one we have ops in :P
05:00 <Witchykitten> buuuuuuut then, i'm old school :P
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> Anyway peace out
05:00 <mcmurphy> spamming is an offence that wont change
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> Beds calling n I'm answering 
05:00 <anotherirc3r> true mcmurphy
05:00 <Witchykitten> ni ni 12Blitzkrieg12
06:00 <mcmurphy> its kind of like whats happening with gay marriage and marijuana atm
06:00 <Sara-Serina> nini give the lil turd a hug from me
06:00 <Witchykitten> dont think you can compare that
06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Shall do!
06:00 <mcmurphy> i think you can
06:00 <Sara-Serina> :D
06:00 <breaker> Witchykitten, umm.. mcmurphy is talking about Z-Lines.. he gets Z-Lined a lot for being abusive towards females and other AustNet users.. carries on like a lunatic.
06:00 <Witchykitten> gay marriage is important, maijuana not
06:00 <anotherirc3r> good riddance
06:00 <President_Trump> irc sends mcmurphy mental
06:00 <mcmurphy> breaker really wish i knew what you were talking about heh
06:00 <anotherirc3r> i tinn the arsehole level just decreased
06:00 <anotherirc3r> think*
07:00 <Witchykitten> breaker, he just whines around a lot, thats all. at least when i'm around
07:00 <breaker> mcmurphy, If I got Z-Lioned like you.. id want to pretend to.
07:00 <mcmurphy> President_Trump: i just wish i could come on here and have a normal chat like everyone else without being told im going to stuff ppl into my freezer and then when i defend myself - i get zlined
07:00 <Witchykitten> not that again
07:00 <mcmurphy> bonny is taking down my defences first - art of war
07:00 <Witchykitten> 12mcmurphy12 and and squirmish really have to let go of that old stuff
07:00 <mcmurphy> you disagree kat?
07:00 <mcmurphy> im over it. not sure about him. i get zlined and he gets ops
07:00 <Witchykitten> you and *
08:00 <President_Trump> mcmurphy u just have to be nicer to people, look at Witchykitten and i, started off a bit shakey now she is in love with me
08:00 <mcmurphy> oh oh ok.
08:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
08:00 <Witchykitten> mcmurphy, another well meant advice, if someone tells you to stop, do it
08:00 <mcmurphy> but Witchykitten i could tell you to stop right now
08:00 <mcmurphy> what does it mean at the end of the day
08:00 <Witchykitten> i wouldnt tell you to stop it if it wasnt annoying
08:00 <mcmurphy> i have to defend myself. nobody told oj simpsons lawyers to just stop talking
09:00 <Witchykitten> so you compare yourself to a murder now?
09:00 <mcmurphy> i know its not a court room
09:00 <mcmurphy> well no im just saying fair is fair
09:00 <mcmurphy> i have no ircops on side
09:00 <Witchykitten> neither have i, but i can tell you, that you are already being annoying again lol
10:00 <mcmurphy> i think im just irritating by nature?
10:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
10:00 <mcmurphy> i have a talent for pushing ppls buttons, no doubt
10:00 <Witchykitten> we are here to have fun, not to listen to you whine around about getting zlined and how mean everybody is to you
10:00 <mcmurphy> but i havent seen any rules about not being obnoxious in the channel policy
10:00 <anotherirc3r> you're my nethusband now mcmurphy
10:00 <mcmurphy> well thats cool i thought you asked about it
11:00 <Witchykitten> its called respect for each other 12mcmurphy12
11:00 <mcmurphy> anotherirc3r: and you are my netwifey jen
11:00 <mcmurphy> we can be like bonny and clyde...
11:00 <mcmurphy> irc outlaws
11:00 <anotherirc3r> that sounds lovely
11:00 <anotherirc3r> as long as i do ;t get glined/zlined
11:00 <President_Trump> bonny and mcmurphy has a better ring to it
11:00 <mcmurphy> Witchykitten: skirmish only hates me cause i stood up for a girl he was abusing. i had nothing but respect for him to begin with
12:00 <mcmurphy> anotherirc3r: we ride together  - we die together
12:00 <anotherirc3r> you're a romantic mcmurphy!
12:00 <Witchykitten> again, get over it. put him on ignore
12:00 <anotherirc3r> Skirmish isn't nice
12:00 <Witchykitten> its like watching a school yard for first graders lol
12:00 <mcmurphy> ive been banned for putting ppl on ignore - but alright
12:00 <anotherirc3r> i heard he was having a go at Sara-Serina
12:00 <mcmurphy> anotherirc3r i know right - see Witchykitten!!
12:00 <mcmurphy> this isnt just my imagination
13:00 <Witchykitten> just one line 'who sits in the glasshouse shouldnt throw stones'
13:00 <anotherirc3r> comfyyy
13:00 <mcmurphy> heres another line - ppl need to grow a thicker skin lol
13:00 <breaker> mcmurphy, What are your thoughts on rape? Do you think it's ok because you want to fuck and she doesn't ?
13:00 <mcmurphy> thats odd breaker
13:00 <Witchykitten> says the one who gets off every second
14:00 <mcmurphy> well when im constantly provoked...
14:00 <anotherirc3r> who gets off every second?
14:00 <President_Trump> how is provoking you?
14:00 <mcmurphy> calling me a murderer amongst a lot of other things rofl
14:00 <mcmurphy> and making up 'things ive done'
14:00 <mcmurphy> breaker: what was with that?
14:00 <President_Trump> what sort of things?
14:00 <anotherirc3r> are you being mean to my nethusband Bretty?
14:00 <mcmurphy> President_Trump: im done
15:00 <President_Trump> no just helping him
15:00 <mcmurphy> President_Trump: im going 5th amendment on that one
15:00 <Witchykitten> 12breaker12 who got raped?
15:00 <President_Trump> WE LOVE OUR 5TH AMENDMENT DONT WE FOLKS??
15:00 <Witchykitten> we are not americans trump
15:00 <anotherirc3r> good boy Bretty
15:00 <anotherirc3r> you behave
16:00 <mcmurphy> god bless america
16:00 <Witchykitten> good thing there isnt a god then
16:00 <anotherirc3r> Markyyyy
16:00 <President_Trump> Witchykitten you could do with a WALL to keep the invaders out
16:00 <mcmurphy> why you always gotta be so negative
17:00 <breaker> Witchykitten, I dunno? mcmurphy seems to think rape is ok.. he was bragging about it a few weeks back.
17:00 <Witchykitten> lol
17:00 <President_Trump> who did he rape?
17:00 <Witchykitten> wait for it....wait for it.....
17:00 <reptile_> your mom
17:00 <mcmurphy> breaker: wtf r u on. more baseless allegations!
17:00 <Witchykitten> here we go again
18:00 <Witchykitten> 12mcmurphy12 why do you even react to that?
18:00 <mcmurphy> Witchykitten: if i just stood here and took it, ppl will eventually begin im a serial rapist im not even joking
18:00 <Witchykitten> its the friggin net 12mcmurphy12
18:00 <Witchykitten> this morning someone called me a prostitute lol
18:00 <anotherirc3r> Skirmish already thinks that mcmurphy
18:00 <mcmurphy> yes but reputation still exists on here as much as it does the real world
18:00 <President_Trump> mcmurphy Witchykitten has MILLIONS of rapists and murders coming from syria to her country, she doesnt care about an irc rapist
18:00 <Witchykitten> i told him i was a very expensive escort :P
18:00 <mcmurphy> Witchykitten: did you ban them?
18:00 <breaker> mcmurphy, Did you or did you not say "its not rape because shes not in the mood" ?
19:00 <Witchykitten> no 12mcmurphy12
19:00 <mcmurphy> if i had ops breaker would be banned by now - how does he get to say all these things and i get zlined for what? defending myself?
19:00 <Witchykitten> you dont get people on here to shut up by yelling at them and getting all flustred about stuff they say
19:00 <mcmurphy> breaker: show the logs or this convo is over
19:00 <breaker> mcmurphy, Answer my question.
19:00 <President_Trump> <mcmurphy> I raped a chick last night, hehe
20:00 <mcmurphy> groan.
20:00 <Witchykitten> i'm 2 lines from silencing you 12mcmurphy12
20:00 <mcmurphy> me??
20:00 <President_Trump> <mcmurphy> at least i think it was a chick
20:00 <Witchykitten> you dont get it mcmurphy, instead of getting all upset, look at it from the funny side
20:00 <Witchykitten> or completly ignore it
20:00 <mcmurphy> rape isnt funny
20:00 <Witchykitten> you will get a heart attack sooner or later
20:00 <mcmurphy> or at least i dont happen to find it funny
20:00 <mcmurphy> and i have a great sense of humour
20:00 <breaker> mcmurphy, Did you or did you not say "its not rape because shes not in the mood" ?
21:00 <President_Trump> mcmurphy could be spending time in jail
21:00 <Witchykitten> no its not, but people saying stuff like that without evidence
21:00 <President_Trump> rape is serious
21:00 <Witchykitten> its stupid, so what
21:00 <breaker> mcmurphy, Answer my question.
21:00 <reptile_> not unless they like it
21:00 <breaker> ..
21:00 <mcmurphy> Witchykitten: sigh.. you can silence me/ban me, do what you want but do me one favour, get your eyes checked while youre at it
22:00 <reptile_> I watched some program with that english guy ross kemp about rape in south africa
22:00 <Witchykitten> i'm blinde, would be pointless
22:00 <Witchykitten> speaking of the blinde
22:00 <reptile_> and one of the guys he was talking to said that they bash and rape em but their victims scream in agony but to them they think that they are actually enjoying it
23:00 <anotherirc3r> man party rock anthem is cool when oy're drunk
23:00 <anotherirc3r> seriouslyyyy
23:00 <Witchykitten> lol
23:00 <Witchykitten> at least jen has still fun lol
23:00 <Tim-Sim> What'd I miss?
23:00 <Witchykitten> nothing Tim-Sim, really
23:00 <Tim-Sim> okie
23:00 <Witchykitten> awww hey 12Kezzie12
24:00 <Kezzie> hi Witchykitten
24:00 <anotherirc3r> Kezzie!!!!!!!!!!!!
24:00 <anotherirc3r> at least i get to see you gorgeousness
24:00 <^bozojim> wb Kezzie
24:00 <Kezzie> hugs anotherirc3r !!!!!!!!!!!!!
24:00 <Kezzie> ta jim
24:00 <Witchykitten> and i think it's time to bake my brownies lol. bbl
24:00 <^bozojim> sits his usual quiet self
24:00 <anotherirc3r> i will have some brownies!
26:00 <reptile_ghost> whats everone plans 4 tomoz?
26:00 <reptile_ghost> l0l
26:00 <Kezzie> looks like north queensland where i live might be a new state ..............the Push For 'North Queensland' -- Is Australia Getting A New State? woohoo yesssssssss
26:00 <anotherirc3r> recovering!
27:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm old
27:00 <reptile_ghost> today ..even
28:00 <reptile_ghost> sfa
28:00 <reptile_ghost> true
28:00 <anotherirc3r> yes
29:00 <reptile_ghost> its late
29:00 <anotherirc3r> true
31:00 <President_Trump> how much did u drink?
31:00 <reptile_ghost> who?
32:00 <anotherirc3r> 4 glasses :/
32:00 <President_Trump> of what
33:00 <anotherirc3r> vodka, cordial and soda water
33:00 <President_Trump> how much vodka
33:00 <President_Trump> what sort of cordial
33:00 <President_Trump> what brand of soda water
33:00 <President_Trump> take pics
33:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
33:00 <anotherirc3r> no!
33:00 <anotherirc3r> cbf
33:00 <reptile_ghost> bye george
34:00 <President_Trump> lazy bitch
34:00 <reptile_ghost> wb georgeandwell-alpha
34:00 <anotherirc3r> yes
34:00 <anotherirc3r> i am lazy
34:00 <anotherirc3r> and obese
34:00 <nate> and wot else ;D
34:00 <reptile_ghost> obtuse?
35:00 <nate> trumps future bride?
35:00 <anotherirc3r> i have a nethusband now natey
35:00 <anotherirc3r> i tinnk he felt sorry for me
35:00 <President_Trump> get him back in here
36:00 <reptile_ghost> I watched something on tv last night about people on deathrow
36:00 <nate> which one so many fans 
36:00 <anotherirc3r> well, there's so much of me to love
36:00 <reptile_ghost> some guys had ordered a pizza from dominos and then demanded him to give them their money and then took him to a bridge told him to jump or they would shoot him
37:00 <anotherirc3r> ummm..
37:00 <reptile_ghost> so he jumped but they still managed to blow his head off with a shotgun
37:00 <anotherirc3r> errr
37:00 <reptile_ghost> poor pizza dude
37:00 <anotherirc3r> i should stop lying down
37:00 <anotherirc3r> getitng sleeeeepy
38:00 <reptile_ghost> pizza dude 0 bad guys probably also 0
38:00 <reptile_ghost> whats the point?
38:00 <anotherirc3r> in what
38:00 <anotherirc3r> ?
39:00 <reptile_ghost> ?
39:00 <anotherirc3r> what'sthe point in what?
40:00 <reptile_ghost> ?
41:00 <reptile_ghost> whats your point?
42:00 <reptile_ghost> i dont know
43:00 <reptile_ghost> go 2 bed
44:00 <anotherirc3r> nahhhh
44:00 <reptile_ghost> yeah?
45:00 <anotherirc3r> nup
45:00 <reptile_ghost> yeah
46:00 <anotherirc3r> no!
47:00 <breaker> cherri_pie, Don't come here with your stink.
48:00 <reptile_ghost> breaker are u gay?
48:00 <breaker> reptile_ghost, You wish I was.
49:00 <reptile_ghost> i bet you do
49:00 <breaker> reptile_ghost, Only on days ending in y.
50:00 <breaker> Think quick! which days in in y.
50:00 <breaker> end in y*
51:00 <reptile_ghost> all of them
51:00 <reptile_ghost> ?
51:00 <breaker> bit slow I think.
52:00 <reptile_ghost> slower than most obviously
52:00 <breaker> Think! dont think tooo hard with how long it took you to respond.
54:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i wont be adding her up, we are over 15 years back
55:00 <philosopher{[x]}> im truly glad that my current relationship is genuine and honest
56:00 <philosopher{[x]}> im not taking a prostitute back who cheated with me and used my credit cards elsewhere without notifying me, fuck you very much
56:00 <reptile_ghost> philosopher{[x]}
56:00 <philosopher{[x]}> reptile_ghost i got a great news for ya mate
56:00 <reptile_ghost> youve maxed out your premium account?
57:00 <reptile_ghost> lol
58:00 <philosopher{[x]}> indeed, i dont have any accounts btw
59:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/660705/EXCLUSIVE-Plain-proof-UFOs-snapped-over-London-are-the-real-deal
59:00 <philosopher{[x]}> they created us
59:00 <reptile_ghost> shit
00:00 <anotherirc3r> if i keep closing my eyes.. i swear i'm going to fall asleep
01:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i wont let her stir up my shits anymore
04:00 <philosopher{[x]}> if i could only come back for onemore night i'd walk down the streets i see in my dreams
04:00 <philosopher{[x]}> then next day i return back
04:00 <reptile_ghost> its like that city in us where farmers wake up next morning to find their cattle have holes cut out of their eye sockets
05:00 <philosopher{[x]}> aliens eat people
05:00 <philosopher{[x]}> what i found from next door girl's hostel all the tampons were half eaten
06:00 <philosopher{[x]}> lucky it was holiday time all them were in off that island
06:00 <philosopher{[x]}> aswang they call in phillipine
06:00 <philosopher{[x]}> gotta go, peace
09:00 <anotherirc3r> ninight beautiful girlie
09:00 <anotherirc3r> i hope you can
11:00 <meatpuppet> Smoke
14:00 <anotherirc3r> Smoke reminds me of MK
14:00 <anotherirc3r> i think i'm addicted
14:00 <Smoke> I downloaded dosbox recently but it wont let me use my controller
17:00 <Smoke> one of my friends had an arcade machine built from scratch
19:00 <Smoke> hes got about 300+ games 
20:00 <Smoke> its the same as downloading the mame emulator
21:00 <Smoke> only hes got the classic 2 player joystick controls
21:00 <Tim-Sim> smoke I retrofitted an old TMNT machine, turned it into a mame Street Fighter 2 machine 
22:00 <Smoke> multiple arcade machine emulator
23:00 <Tim-Sim> it has over 30gb of games on it, literally thousands of games
24:00 <Tim-Sim> but I did it mostly for Street Fighter II. Put the proper streetfighter two controls on it
24:00 <Tim-Sim> also played the neogeo games a bit on it it too
24:00 <Smoke> true
36:00 <cloudowind> are you preparing a game console to a kid?why so many games
38:00 <Tim-Sim> well if you download the full rom set for MAME that is how many games are in it. 
38:00 <Tim-Sim> We used to play street fighter two a lot in our teen years, the 90s. 
59:00 <anotherirc3r> ho
59:00 <anotherirc3r> hi
59:00 <anotherirc3r> ugh
00:00 <reptile_> im watching cartoons at 2:00am
01:00 <reptile_> hi what did u say your name was?
01:00 <reptile_> Jen
02:00 <anotherirc3r> yes
02:00 <anotherirc3r> you knew that
02:00 <reptile_> loose lips..
02:00 <reptile_> u know the rest
04:00 <reptile_> are u hawt
04:00 <anotherirc3r> nah, sorry
04:00 <reptile_> are u a hawtie?
06:00 <reptile_> no
06:00 <anotherirc3r> nup
07:00 <reptile_> hm
07:00 <reptile_> Do u live in sydney?
08:00 <anotherirc3r> nope, melbourne
08:00 <anotherirc3r> you?
08:00 <reptile_> no
13:00 <reptile_> bris
14:00 <reptile_> melbourne
14:00 <reptile_> hm
14:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Liz
14:00 <reptile_> melb vic
15:00 <Lumeah> hi jen
15:00 <Lumeah> what fuckin crap i miss? 
15:00 <reptile_> hey lumeah
16:00 <anotherirc3r> not much hun
16:00 <anotherirc3r> just some morons
16:00 <reptile_> Lumeah
16:00 <anotherirc3r> how unusual
16:00 <Lumeah> typical 
17:00 <Lumeah> what reptile_? 
17:00 <reptile_> late night trawlers
17:00 <reptile_> what do you expect
17:00 <Lumeah> sanity 
17:00 <reptile_> i said Hi
17:00 <Lumeah> ? 
17:00 <Lumeah> hi
18:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
18:00 <anotherirc3r> good luck
18:00 <reptile_> yeah
18:00 <reptile_> yea
19:00 <reptile_> lol
20:00 <Tim-Sim> who are you calling a moron?
24:00 <anotherirc3r> not you Tim-Sim
27:00 <Knife_> yes not u Tim-Sim
29:00 <anotherirc3r> wb georgie
35:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm getting that way myself lol
35:00 <anotherirc3r> just drinking water
37:00 <reptile_> bit parshed myself
38:00 <reptile_> im watching rage
38:00 <anotherirc3r> anything good?
39:00 <reptile_> not really 
41:00 <anotherirc3r> how boring
41:00 <reptile_> i think its a repeat
41:00 <reptile_> its got a bit better from what it was
41:00 <reptile_> am i keeping you up anotherirc3r?
41:00 <cloudowind> yea but street fighter was best to played in game saloons
41:00 <cloudowind> on real arcade machines
41:00 <cloudowind> mortal combat ,  king of fighters
42:00 <Tim-Sim> yep, I remember all those
42:00 <cloudowind> i saw one of them in a pub here well in few pubs though they still got those machines and street fighter in few pubs in newtown
42:00 <anotherirc3r> not at all reptile_
42:00 <Tim-Sim> The machine I have is a real arcade machine. Uses a special interface that converts VGA to the arcade monitor
43:00 <Tim-Sim> THe machine was originally a 4 player ninja turtle machine
43:00 <reptile_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OChjVLHlkVE
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Millencolin - No Cigar (May 22, 2011) Length: 2:46 - Category: Music - 407,060 views - 1,732 likes (97.6%), 42 dislikes (2.4%)
44:00 <reptile_> whats VGA?
45:00 <cloudowind> https://www.google.com.au/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=uxoRV_K6J7DM8gf-nrHwCA&gws_rd=ssl#q=vga
45:00 <reptile_> my friends set up is basically a harddrive with some controllers attatched
47:00 <cloudowind> and i was more about the controllers tim
47:00 <cloudowind> instead of graphical
47:00 <reptile_> hes got vr also
48:00 <reptile_> vr is taking over
48:00 <cloudowind> what do you got?
48:00 <cloudowind> i mean in general
48:00 <reptile_> who?
49:00 <Tim-Sim> reptile_: What kind of VR does he have?
49:00 <reptile_> not sure occulus i think
49:00 <Tim-Sim> cool
49:00 <reptile_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkAe30aEG5c
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Refused - New Noise (video) (Oct 12, 2006) Length: 5:11 - Category: Music - 1,588,850 views - 10,475 likes (97.6%), 256 dislikes (2.4%)
49:00 <reptile_> got some pretty cool games on there
50:00 <cloudowind> not just the controlelrs but the desgin also tim
50:00 <reptile_> and you look around 3d view
50:00 <cloudowind> the distance between your and your opo
50:00 <cloudowind> the reflexes
50:00 <cloudowind> the fact that the one who loses needs to put more coins haha
50:00 <cloudowind> and goes on
51:00 <cloudowind> when i saw the end of street fighter i was maybe about 12 years old something
51:00 <cloudowind> it was ryu
51:00 <cloudowind> far out...
51:00 <cloudowind> good nights
53:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah we had a whole crew of people who used to hang around and battle it out
53:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
53:00 <Tim-Sim> and skate
54:00 <Tim-Sim> and drink
54:00 <Tim-Sim> :/
54:00 <BlackDevil> Magnitude-7.1 earthquake hits southern Japan, tsunami advisory issued
54:00 <Tim-Sim> 7.1 yowser
54:00 <reptile_> yeah i seen
54:00 <Tim-Sim> Teenage Mutant Fukishima Fish II
55:00 <reptile_> theres this cool game its got all the flashy lights
56:00 <reptile_> its like u in a discoteque and you bounce a ball back and forth
56:00 <reptile_> and have to break things
56:00 <reptile_> to score points
58:00 <reptile_> but you need to move your head around to make the thing move
59:00 <reptile_> i remember street fighter on super nintendo
00:00 <reptile_> that was about it
00:00 <reptile_> it might have also been on playstation
01:00 <reptile_> this guitarist guy from slayer looks badass
02:00 <reptile_> i should get tatts like that
04:00 <reptile_> ;p
04:00 <Tim-Sim> street fighter 2 was on almost every system
04:00 <reptile_> im not f=gonna wake up early enough to watch good game sp
05:00 <Tim-Sim> there is another episode that is on in the evening
05:00 <reptile_> yeah there is also marvel v capcom series
05:00 <reptile_> plus new streetfighter v
07:00 <reptile_> streetfighter iv streetfighter v
07:00 <reptile_> they brought one out recently
10:00 <reptile_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsKBf_b6R1s
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Millencolin - Penguins & Polarbears (May 23, 2011) Length: 2:52 - Category: Music - 85,781 views - 241 likes (98.8%), 3 dislikes (1.2%)
21:00 <Tim-Sim> Street Fighter II Hyper Fight Turbo was my favorite version
22:00 <Tim-Sim> Super Street Fighter II Turbo was good too
26:00 <anotherirc3r> wb
13:00 <breaker> loooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:00 <Shadowalker> hello
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hey hows it garn there ma8s
22:00 <Lumeah> :) 
11:00 <embri0n> hello hello 
20:00 <Skirmish> Entertain me for the next 30mins please. 
21:00 <embri0n> Skirmish, i have a mission for you
21:00 <Skirmish> What is this mission? Better be good. 
22:00 <embri0n> you have 3 options
22:00 <Skirmish> As long as Lumeah isn't one of those options, go. 
22:00 <embri0n> daredevil mission, boring but interesting OR f*ckit i'll do it, i'll die oen day anyway
22:00 <Lumeah> good morning Skirmish :) 
23:00 <Skirmish> This mission can't last longer than my car will take to service. 
24:00 <Skirmish> Which is hopefully not long. They've taken it inside already. 
24:00 <embri0n> go to the reception and chat up the front desk lady 
24:00 <embri0n> thats the daredevil mission 
25:00 <Skirmish> It's a guy. 
25:00 <embri0n> 2. Boring but interesting: walk around the block 
25:00 <Skirmish> Also I'm married although the wedding ring could have helped. 
25:00 <embri0n> is that a problem??? its a free world Skirmish 
25:00 <embri0n> oh ok, that is out then 
26:00 <Skirmish> I've got some pretty awesome skills. If I hit on him he'd want me for sure. 
26:00 <Skirmish> I'm very desirable. 
26:00 <embri0n> is he gay??
27:00 <Skirmish> Doesn't look/act it. 
27:00 <embri0n> ok... mission number 3 follows....... 
27:00 <Skirmish> There are two chicks in the waiting area also waiting for their cars but neither are worthy of me. 
28:00 <Skirmish> One has waaaaaay too much make up on and the other one desperately needs make up. 
28:00 <embri0n> 3. f*ckit i'll do it, i'll die one day anyway: find out if reception guy is gay  
28:00 <Skirmish> He said no. 
28:00 <embri0n> make them kiss, that way they'll be even 
28:00 <embri0n> LOL did you ask?!?!??!!
29:00 <Skirmish> Yeah. No fear. 
29:00 <embri0n> you LIE 
29:00 <embri0n> if you lie you must make out with Lumeah 
29:00 <embri0n> only rule of the game 
30:00 <Skirmish> I do lie.
30:00 <embri0n> if you lie during the game 
30:00 <Skirmish> Morning Cath^ 
30:00 <embri0n> erm by the way.... im new here 
30:00 <Cath^> hi Skirmish
30:00 <Cath^> how goes?
30:00 <Skirmish> Hi new here. I've been here for over 10 years. 
30:00 <embri0n> and for me its still 30mins into saturday 
31:00 <Cath^> hi embri0n
31:00 <Skirmish> It's 830am here. Too early to get car serviced. Lesson learnt. 
31:00 <embri0n> this human has a way with words 
31:00 <embri0n> Skirmish,^^^ 
31:00 <embri0n> yeh, everyone hungover still 
31:00 <Cath^> haha he sure has
31:00 <Skirmish> :-)
32:00 <Skirmish> I'm wonderful. 
32:00 <Cath^> that's why I like him ;p
32:00 <embri0n> i said no lies 
32:00 <Cath^> 13 days Skirmish :))
32:00 <embri0n> Cath^  he asked to be entertained for 30mins 
32:00 <embri0n> 20 to go 
32:00 <Cath^> haha
33:00 <embri0n> please take over im exhausted 
33:00 <Skirmish> :-( I thought you loved me Cath^. Obvious you do not. It's 12 days. 
33:00 <Cath^> 😳
34:00 <Skirmish> My birthday. 
34:00 <Skirmish> It's in 12 days. 
34:00 <embri0n> really 
34:00 <Skirmish> Really. 
34:00 <embri0n> erm... 28th 
34:00 <Cath^> so you changed days?
34:00 <embri0n> mine is on the 22nd 
34:00 <Skirmish> No it's always been the 28th lol
35:00 <embri0n> i usually switch my phone off and disappear 
35:00 <Cath^> you lied :/
35:00 <embri0n> but this year there is no hiding 
35:00 <Skirmish> If I was going to lie I wouldn't have just made it 1 day out. 
35:00 <Cath^> lol
36:00 <Cath^> you must have made a typo lol
36:00 <Skirmish> More than likely.
36:00 <Cath^> our birthday bond has been severed :/
36:00 <Cath^> major b'day year embri0n ?
36:00 <embri0n> oh, kinda
37:00 <Skirmish> Lucky the bond between our genitals is still strong Cath^ 
37:00 <embri0n> thing is, band i play in has a gig that day 
37:00 <Skirmish> :-D
37:00 <embri0n> woa
37:00 <Cath^> how old embri0n ?
37:00 <embri0n> see..... i sat somewhere else cos i knew where this was going 
38:00 <embri0n> ancient 
38:00 <Skirmish> There is a girl here with a car booked in for service and she is as small as a 12yo. 
38:00 <embri0n> they come in all sizes Skirmish 
38:00 <Cath^> are you waiting to be serviced?
38:00 <embri0n> lol 
38:00 <embri0n> oil change 
38:00 <Skirmish> My car is already inside Cath^ 
38:00 <Cath^> :)
39:00 <Cath^> how old is ancient?
39:00 <embri0n> 35
39:00 <Cath^> sigh
39:00 <Skirmish> Im turning 38. 
39:00 <embri0n> how does that feel??
39:00 <embri0n> i dont feel my age though 
40:00 <Skirmish> Me either. 
40:00 <Skirmish> I'm still hot as fuck. 
40:00 <embri0n> what do you do??
40:00 <embri0n> ahahah
40:00 <Cath^> 😂😂😂😂😂
40:00 <embri0n> only Cath^ can confirm that 
41:00 <Skirmish> Lots of people can. My pic has been flashed around a lot. 
41:00 <Skirmish> I work for the federal govt embri0n 
41:00 <Cath^> how would i know...we haven't locked eyes, just genitals apparently
41:00 <embri0n> you lie........ again sir 
41:00 <Cath^> lol
42:00 <Skirmish> I don't lie. I really do. 
42:00 <embri0n> you really DO lie 
42:00 <Cath^> taureans don't lie
42:00 <Skirmish> Ok. 
42:00 <embri0n> erm... cant confirm that Cath^ 
42:00 <Cath^> are you a liar embri0n ?
42:00 <Skirmish> We make typos but we don't lie. 
42:00 <embri0n> small lies only 
42:00 <Cath^> lol Skirmish
43:00 <Skirmish> Never paid attention to how I sit but I now notice that I am a man-spreader. 
43:00 <embri0n> anon > "embri0n, did you feed the fish?"   me > "of course" (runs to feed the fish) 
44:00 <embri0n> that kind of lie 
45:00 <Skirmish> I tend to not lie at all. It's easier. I've got a terrible memory and would catch myself out too often. 
45:00 <Cath^> i tend not to lie at all either
46:00 <Cath^> cross your legs Skirmish
46:00 <Skirmish> Also if I were a liar I'd have said I turn 28 this year not 38. 
46:00 <Cath^> 28 was a great year
46:00 <Immutable> what
47:00 <Cath^> hi Immutable
47:00 <Immutable> Skirmish, is a massive liar
47:00 <embri0n> i gathered that much in less than an hour 
47:00 <Skirmish> I dated an 18yo when I was 28. Great sex but terrible everything else. 
47:00 <embri0n> terrible skills Skirmish 
47:00 <Skirmish> Krystal. 
47:00 <embri0n> same happened to me Skirmish 
48:00 <embri0n> i walk past her mom at least once a month 
48:00 <embri0n> she always gives me that looook 
48:00 <Skirmish> It's the Internet. Of course people will assume I lie if my story is better than theirs. 
48:00 <Cath^> maybe i'm gullible but you sound legit Skirmish
49:00 <embri0n> in fact he does 
49:00 <Skirmish> You're just totally sucked into my den of lies lol 
49:00 <Cath^> :/
49:00 <embri0n> BUT, he could be in a chinese massage parlor instead of having his car serviced 
50:00 <Skirmish> Can't wait for my Ferrari to get serviced. 
50:00 <Cath^> 😂
50:00 <embri0n> what music do you peeps like?
50:00 <Cath^> taureans have expensive taste..he toally has a ferrari ;)
50:00 <embri0n> i have a Honda 
50:00 <Skirmish> One sec I will show you the parlor. 
51:00 <Skirmish> My Ferrari Lancer. 
51:00 <Cath^> i like to rock my pop lol
52:00 <Skirmish> http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/086DC7D2-197B-4C43-9D8C-46DF83F5E213_zpsrfss6mzm.jpg
52:00 <Skirmish> My Holden service waiting room. 
53:00 <Skirmish> That's the gay guy receptionist embri0n 
53:00 <Cath^> can you get me a hot chocolate please?
53:00 <Skirmish> Some African gent sitting beside me. 
53:00 <embri0n> whats his accent like??
53:00 <Skirmish> Cath^: im holding out for maccas on the way home. 
53:00 <embri0n> get me a coffee
54:00 <embri0n> i thought photobucket was dead 
54:00 <Skirmish> The Africans accent? Haven't heard him speak. 
54:00 <Cath^> oh good..i'd like go try a McCruffin please
54:00 <Skirmish> He's got headphones on. 
54:00 <Skirmish> Never heard of a mcCruffin. 
55:00 <Cath^> i only heard about it on the radio
55:00 <Cath^> croissant/muffin hybrid
55:00 <embri0n> whats that??
55:00 <embri0n> ah 
55:00 <Cath^> salted caramel one thanks ;)
56:00 <embri0n> i listened to metal for a long time.... now i just look for new stuff 
56:00 <Skirmish> That does sound nice. Wife's already in bed asleep after night shift though otherwise that would score me mega brownie points. 
56:00 <Cath^> where are you embri0n ?
57:00 <Cath^> you're welcome :)
57:00 <embri0n> im around 8 hrs behind you 
57:00 <Cath^> haha
57:00 <embri0n> 1am here 
57:00 <Cath^> pick a country
57:00 <embri0n> if i tell you where i am you wont believe me 
57:00 <Cath^> i might
57:00 <Skirmish> I won't care. 
57:00 <Skirmish> :-)
57:00 <embri0n> mozambique 
58:00 <Cath^> cool
58:00 <embri0n> afreakan 
58:00 <Skirmish> Are you a prince looking for Aussies to help you get your inheritance? 
58:00 <embri0n> someone helped me already but thanx 
58:00 <Cath^> maybe you are sitting next to Skirmish right now
58:00 <embri0n> i know you were looking for that commission 
58:00 <Skirmish> Maybe! 
58:00 <embri0n> yeh lol 
58:00 <Cath^> lol
59:00 <Skirmish> If you are sitting beside me. Nice earrings homo. 
59:00 <embri0n> hahahah
59:00 <embri0n> and no underwear 
59:00 <Cath^> so which is yours then embri0n 😂😂😂
59:00 <embri0n> hang on, i'll fart in a second 
59:00 <Cath^> car i mean
00:00 <embri0n> Honda CRV 
00:00 <embri0n> 1998 i think 
00:00 <Skirmish> He just left his Ferrari has been serviced already. 
00:00 <embri0n> black 
00:00 <Cath^> at the Holden service centre??? hmm
00:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
01:00 <Skirmish> It's a Holden dealership that sells other brands. Hence why I am here with my lancer. Their Mitsubishi dealership across the road doesn't have a service div. 
01:00 <Cath^> kk
02:00 <Skirmish> It's Holden, Mitsubishi and Suzuki. 
02:00 <Cath^> rightio
02:00 <embri0n> Holden is a car brand ?!?!
03:00 <Cath^> yup
03:00 <embri0n> never heard of 
03:00 <Sara-Serina> away [r: afk]
03:00 <Skirmish> One of the big brands of Australia. 
03:00 <Cath^> it's like Opel?
03:00 <Cath^> do you have that?
03:00 <Skirmish> GMH. 
03:00 <embri0n> not many Opels here
04:00 <Cath^> which brands do you have?
04:00 <Skirmish> Holden is called Chev in America. 
04:00 <embri0n> stuff that comes from Japan 
04:00 <Cath^> kk
05:00 <embri0n> Toyota, Mazda, Honda, Mitsubishi, Land Rovers etc 
05:00 <embri0n> Range Rovers too 
05:00 <Skirmish> Don't you just ride around on Giraffes? 
05:00 <embri0n> thats for the weak 
06:00 <embri0n> i used to ride a Panther 
06:00 <embri0n> my brother still has a Rhino 
06:00 <embri0n> but those things eat a lot 
06:00 <Skirmish> I thought you ate rhinos. 
06:00 <Cath^> hehe
06:00 <embri0n> and need loads of lotion 
06:00 <Skirmish> Sold the horns. 
07:00 <Skirmish> THE LOTION GOES ON THE SKIN. 
07:00 <embri0n> nah, the bastards just take the horns and leave the animals to rot 
07:00 <Cath^> what do you have now?
07:00 <embri0n> same with elephants 
08:00 <embri0n> you go into the most desolate places and find locals driving the latest car models.... 
08:00 <Skirmish> Hope they wash my car. The last time it was washed was 12 months ago when it was here for a service. 
08:00 <embri0n> in the middle of the "jungle"
08:00 <embri0n> wow, must smell great 
08:00 <Skirmish> I smell magnificent. 
08:00 <Cath^> what's Mozambique renowned for?
09:00 <Skirmish> Slaves. 
09:00 <embri0n> beaches, seafood and now mineral resources 
09:00 <Cath^> diamonds?
09:00 <embri0n> actually i have no idea 
09:00 <Skirmish> And slaves. 
09:00 <embri0n> slaves yessss
09:00 <Skirmish> Africa has the highest % of slavery in the modern world. 
10:00 <embri0n> a few diamons around these days
10:00 <embri0n> also coal, wood, gas
10:00 <embri0n> main exports ^^ 
11:00 <Skirmish> Come ooooooooooon why isn't my car done yet. 
12:00 <embri0n> we have nothing to do with that..........
12:00 <Skirmish> The African showed up after me! 💩
13:00 <Skirmish> He got his car back already. 
13:00 <embri0n> what is he driving??
13:00 <Skirmish> Older model mitsu lancer. 
14:00 <embri0n> maybe thats why 
14:00 <Skirmish> Probably because he's a minority. 
14:00 <embri0n> lol
15:00 <Skirmish> My ass is going to sleep on this chair. 
15:00 <embri0n> i have to finish a track but im to lazy to set up the gear and change seats 
16:00 <embri0n> good thing its only yer ass, cos your fingers and brain are needed here 
16:00 <embri0n> everyone else is still asleep 
16:00 <embri0n> is that show Black Sails popular there in Australia??
17:00 <embri0n> i like it 
18:00 <Skirmish> I don't watch it. 
19:00 <embri0n> really good.... 
19:00 <embri0n> any hippies around here?
21:00 <Skirmish> Lots. I live in Newcastle. Largest coal port in The world. Lots of hippies protesting coal. 
22:00 <embri0n> looking for people who attend the outdoor parties
23:00 <embri0n> << lover of psychedelic culture 
52:00 <exo> georgefannywell
53:00 <Kezzie> morning exo xxxx
53:00 <exo> morning little missy 
53:39 Topic Is: Welcome to #Sydney | <Jules did it>
53:39 Set By: (Kezzie) on: Thu Apr 14 16:35:22 2016
53:48 <Kezzie> morning exo xxxx
54:00 <Kezzie> Jules is beside me eating prawns
54:04 <exo> morning little missy
54:47 <Kezzie> Jules is beside me eating prawns
55:00 <exo> too early to be eating prawnsss
55:00 <Kezzie> Jules said never to early
55:24 <exo> too early to be eating prawnsss
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55:50 <Kezzie> Jules said never to early
56:00 <exo> lol tell her gimme some so i can put em on my pizza
56:33 <exo> lol tell her gimme some so i can put em on my pizza
57:00 <Jules> How abotu this exo
57:00 <Jules> you go to the shops and buy some yourself!!!
57:00 <Jules> :P~
57:52 <Jules> How abotu this exo
58:00 <Jules> mine are in mah belleh!!!!
58:00 <Jules> :))))
58:01 <Jules> you go to the shops and buy some yourself!!!
58:04 <Jules> :P~
58:22 <Jules> mine are in mah belleh!!!!
58:25 <Jules> :))))
59:00 <Jules> is gone!!
59:08 * Jules is going to lay down with mah full belleh of prawns!!
59:15 * Jules is gone!!
59:25 <Jules> is gone!!
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03:00 <Kezzie> hi Cath^
03:54 <Kezzie> hi Cath^
04:00 <Cath^> hi Kez
04:00 <Kezzie> exo here somewhere lol
04:00 <Cath^> lol @ topic
04:00 <Kezzie> lol
04:00 <Cath^> Jules always does it ;p
04:00 <Kezzie> yep
04:00 <Cath^> maybe exo is sleeping in
04:10 * Kezzie needs to go rest now
04:22 <Cath^> hi Kez
04:35 <Kezzie> exo here somewhere lol
04:35 <Cath^> lol @ topic
04:40 <Kezzie> lol
04:48 <Cath^> Jules always does it ;p
04:53 <Kezzie> yep
05:12 <Cath^> maybe exo is sleeping in
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43:00 <miles> lols
43:00 <miles> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rig-MNoH8yo
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Right there m8 2016 choice mix techno (Apr 7, 2016) Length: 3:45 - Category: Music - 49 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
43:27 <miles> lols
43:31 <miles> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rig-MNoH8yo
43:35 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Right there m8 2016 choice mix techno (Apr 7, 2016) Length: 3:45 - Category: Music - 49 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
55:00 <miles> ..............
55:00 <miles> https://youtu.be/4bDeE8gzENY
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DREAMS trance 2016 ALISID remix (Mar 30, 2016) Length: 3:15 - Category: Music - 56 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
55:49 <miles> ..............
55:53 <miles> https://youtu.be/4bDeE8gzENY
55:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DREAMS trance 2016 ALISID remix (Mar 30, 2016) Length: 3:15 - Category: Music - 56 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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07:00 <miles> i <3 u https://youtu.be/HZcuCBnimXg
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08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: love video 2016 new edm music (Mar 27, 2016) Length: 5:46 - Category: Music - 30 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:28 <miles> i <3 u https://youtu.be/HZcuCBnimXg
08:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: love video 2016 new edm music (Mar 27, 2016) Length: 5:46 - Category: Music - 30 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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18:00 <miles> https://youtu.be/RzxuknbQ5VY
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Disturbed - Down With The Sickness - ( Explicit ) (Mar 31, 2011) Length: 4:57 - Category: Music - 872,628 views - 5,997 likes (96%), dislikes (4%)
18:59 <miles> https://youtu.be/RzxuknbQ5VY
19:00 <Sara-Serina> ta
19:00 <Sara-Serina> oops just got back from the shops
19:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Disturbed - Down With The Sickness - ( Explicit ) (Mar 31, 2011) Length: 4:57 - Category: Music - 872,628 views - 5,997 likes (96%), dislikes (4%)
20:05 <Sara-Serina> ta
20:16 <Sara-Serina> oops just got back from the shops
23:00 <miles> take my money
23:00 <miles> https://youtu.be/H2jCbXiEQI4
23:00 <miles> obsession
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Papa Roach - Between Angels And Insects (Oct 5, 2009) Length: 3:57 - Category: Music - 24,492,822 views - 95,639 likes (98%), 1,994 dislikes (2%)
23:40 <miles> take my money
23:41 <miles> https://youtu.be/H2jCbXiEQI4
23:45 <miles> obsession
23:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Papa Roach - Between Angels And Insects (Oct 5, 2009) Length: 3:57 - Category: Music - 24,492,822 views - 95,639 likes (98%), 1,994 dislikes (2%)
24:00 <miles> the things u own own u
24:00 <miles> take my money
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25:11 <miles> the things u own own u
25:15 <miles> take my money
27:00 <miles> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvGCAvOAfM&nohtml5=False
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Thirty Seconds To Mars - The Kill (Bury Me) (Sep 22, 2010) Length: - Category: Music - 65,368,275 views - 420,195 likes (98.3%), 7,433 dislikes (1.7%)
28:19 <miles> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvGCAvOAfM&nohtml5=False
28:24 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Thirty Seconds To Mars - The Kill (Bury Me) (Sep 22, 2010) Length: - Category: Music - 65,368,275 views - 420,195 likes (98.3%), 7,433 dislikes (1.7%)
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37:00 <miles> hi Cath^
37:00 <Cath^> hi miles
37:00 <miles> https://youtu.be/tnFKaU8H4v8
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Live - Lakini's Juice (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 4:59 - Category: Music - 1,516,528 views - likes (97.7%), 140 dislikes (2.3%)
37:00 <miles> song for Cath^
37:58 <miles> hi Cath^
38:07 <Cath^> hi miles
38:13 <miles> https://youtu.be/tnFKaU8H4v8
38:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Live - Lakini's Juice (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 4:59 - Category: Music - 1,516,528 views - likes (97.7%), 140 dislikes (2.3%)
38:18 <miles> song for Cath^
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39:00 <miles> nah this one Cath^ https://youtu.be/mEUsJRVV-PE
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Live - Freaks (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 4:54 - Category: Music - 475,497 views - likes (97.8%), 35 dislikes (2.2%)
39:00 <Cath^> :o
39:00 <Cath^> you think I'm a freak?
39:00 <miles> : )
40:00 <miles> no
40:00 <miles> i want get freaky
40:00 <Cath^> :o
40:00 <Cath^> best you don't look my way then...
40:00 <Cath^> sigh
40:02 <miles> nah this one Cath^ https://youtu.be/mEUsJRVV-PE
40:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Live - Freaks (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 4:54 - Category: Music - 475,497 views - likes (97.8%), 35 dislikes (2.2%)
40:15 <Cath^> :o
40:26 <Cath^> you think I'm a freak?
40:27 <miles> : )
40:38 <miles> no
40:45 <miles> i want get freaky
40:51 <Cath^> :o
41:00 <miles> yeah 
41:00 <miles> well suzi is being bitch
41:00 <miles> ignoring me
41:00 <Cath^> who's suzi?
41:00 <miles> hottest person on planet
41:13 <Cath^> best you don't look my way then...
41:14 <Cath^> sigh
41:35 <miles> yeah
41:49 <miles> well suzi is being bitch
41:53 <miles> ignoring me
41:59 <Cath^> who's suzi?
42:00 <Cath^> rightio
42:00 <Cath^> your new ex gf?
42:00 <miles> we tried start relationship once
42:00 <miles> then my life went to shit but not cause of them
42:16 <miles> hottest person on planet
42:33 <Cath^> rightio
43:00 <Cath^> kk what happened?
43:00 <miles> i messaged a lesbian
43:00 <miles> then cops came
43:00 <Cath^> wtf man lol
43:00 <miles> and i posted on facebook answner your fucken phone
43:04 <Cath^> your new ex gf?
43:18 <miles> we tried start relationship once
43:30 <miles> then my life went to shit but not cause of them
43:47 <Cath^> kk what happened?
44:00 <miles> to suzi
44:00 <Cath^> is suzi a lesbian?
44:00 <miles> u r stupid answer the phone
44:00 <miles> no Cath^
44:00 <miles> then my life went to hell and back
44:05 <miles> i messaged a lesbian
44:09 <miles> then cops came
44:26 <Cath^> wtf man lol
44:29 <miles> and i posted on facebook answner your fucken phone
44:34 <miles> to suzi
44:39 <Cath^> is suzi a lesbian?
44:46 <miles> u r stupid answer the phone
44:52 <miles> no Cath^
45:00 <Cath^> kk
45:00 <miles> i know who they are
45:00 <Cath^> are uiu stalking her?
45:00 <miles> no
45:00 <miles> i sit home all day
45:00 <Cath^> are you trying to talk to her?
45:00 <miles> she probably has family issues atm
45:00 <Cath^> snd she doesn't want to talk to you?
45:05 <miles> then my life went to hell and back
45:36 <Cath^> kk
45:41 <miles> i know who they are
45:43 <Cath^> are uiu stalking her?
45:46 <miles> no
46:00 <miles> if i was blocked
46:00 <miles> then she doesnt
46:00 <miles> but i am not blocked
46:00 <Cath^> kk
46:00 <Cath^> that's positive 
46:00 <Cath^> is 
46:08 <miles> i sit home all day
46:09 <Cath^> are you trying to talk to her?
46:30 <miles> she probably has family issues atm
46:30 <Cath^> snd she doesn't want to talk to you?
46:39 <miles> if i was blocked
46:46 <miles> then she doesnt
46:53 <miles> but i am not blocked
47:00 <Cath^> she single?
47:00 <miles> think so
47:00 <Cath^> hey you got water heater yet?
47:00 <miles> nah need centrelink loan
47:00 <miles> soon
47:11 <Cath^> kk
47:26 <Cath^> that's positive
47:28 <Cath^> is
47:33 <Cath^> she single?
47:43 <miles> think so
48:06 <Cath^> hey you got water heater yet?
48:24 <miles> nah need centrelink loan
48:30 <miles> soon
49:00 <Cath^> eek
49:00 <Cath^> thought your dad was helping you out?
49:00 <miles> nah mum cracked it
49:00 <Cath^> oh
49:31 <Cath^> eek
49:47 <Cath^> thought your dad was helping you out?
49:55 <miles> nah mum cracked it
50:00 <miles> suzi is first person i ever kissed and one b4 jen
50:00 <Cath^> I thought you only bern with the lesbian
50:00 <miles> we didnt realize we knew each other
50:30 <Cath^> oh
50:39 <miles> suzi is first person i ever kissed and one b4 jen
51:00 <miles> till month ago
51:00 <Cath^> lol
51:00 <Cath^> you kissed a random?????
51:00 <miles> no when i was 10 or 11
51:00 <miles> i met suzi
51:24 <Cath^> I thought you only bern with the lesbian
51:29 <miles> we didnt realize we knew each other
51:43 <miles> till month ago
51:50 <Cath^> lol
52:00 <Cath^> you kissed a random?????
52:00 <miles> we kissed then
52:00 <miles> then when in 2012
52:00 <miles> we kissed again
52:15 <miles> no when i was 10 or 11
52:25 <miles> i met suzi
52:35 <miles> we kissed then
52:44 <miles> then when in 2012
52:50 <miles> we kissed again
54:00 <miles> so for past 4 years
54:00 <miles> ive been going mental everyday
54:00 <miles> i really dont need to stress like this
54:46 <miles> so for past 4 years
54:55 <miles> ive been going mental everyday
55:00 <Skirmish> You should drink bleach to help you relax.
55:15 <miles> i really dont need to stress like this
56:00 <miles> Cath^
56:00 <miles> sort that idiot out
56:00 <miles> wormish
56:00 <miles> fucken leech
56:17 <Skirmish> You should drink bleach to help you relax.
56:34 <miles> Cath^
56:42 <miles> sort that idiot out
56:50 <miles> wormish
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56:55 <miles> fucken leech
57:00 <Skirmish> Git orf merk
57:00 <miles> ok but u got 2 weeks
57:00 <miles> get her here
57:00 <miles> b4 i am dead
57:38 <Skirmish> Git orf merk
58:00 <Skirmish> Who is he talking about?
58:19 <miles> ok but u got 2 weeks
58:24 <miles> get her here
58:27 <miles> b4 i am dead
58:34 Quit: miles ([email protected]) Quit:
59:03 <Skirmish> Who is he talking about?
05:00 <Kynetic> probably his mum
06:21 * Kynetic shrugs
06:28 <Kynetic> probably his mum
10:00 <Cath^> sigh
10:00 <Skirmish> 2 weeks is a long time for him. He will have 8 meltdowns and give up drugs 37 times in 2 weeks.
11:00 <Kynetic> sup Cath^
11:00 <Kynetic> Skirmish nobody likes a quitter
11:01 <Cath^> sigh
11:05 <Skirmish> 2 weeks is a long time for him. He will have 8 meltdowns and give up drugs 37 times in 2 weeks.
11:35 <Kynetic> sup Cath^
12:05 <Kynetic> Skirmish nobody likes a quitter
14:00 <Kynetic> only users lose drugs
14:22 <Glenn> Oh I dunno Kynetic... you gotta give him credit for quitting drgs every other day, and swearing to quit smoking weed at least once a week! :P
14:46 <Kynetic> only users lose drugs
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17:00 <Cath^> hi Kynetic
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18:00 <Kynetic> do you like things Cath^?
18:00 <Kynetic> personally i prefer stuff
18:00 <Cath^> I'd would live to spank you Skirmish
18:00 <Skirmish> live to spank me huh.
18:00 <Kynetic> i wish Cath^ would spank me
18:00 <Cath^> stuff..things...love them all
18:00 <Kynetic> she always promises to
18:00 <Kynetic> never does tho
18:00 <Kynetic> i like to put stuff in things
18:17 <Cath^> hi Kynetic
18:45 <Kynetic> do you like things Cath^?
18:50 <Kynetic> personally i prefer stuff
18:53 <Cath^> I'd would live to spank you Skirmish
19:00 <Cath^> be carefull what you wish for lol
19:00 <Cath^> noted
19:00 <Kynetic> is that a threat or a promise Cath^?
19:00 <Kynetic> either way im turned on
19:00 <Cath^> love not live lol
19:00 <Skirmish> lol
19:06 <Skirmish> live to spank me huh.
19:08 <Kynetic> i wish Cath^ would spank me
19:11 <Cath^> stuff..things...love them all
19:16 <Kynetic> she always promises to
19:19 <Kynetic> never does tho
19:29 <Kynetic> i like to put stuff in things
19:34 <Cath^> be carefull what you wish for lol
19:44 <Cath^> noted
19:46 <Kynetic> is that a threat or a promise Cath^?
19:57 <Kynetic> either way im turned on
20:00 <Cath^> love not live lol
20:00 <Kynetic> i said that to my team leader at work the other day
20:00 <Kynetic> she threatened to punch me
20:00 <Cath^> a threat n a promise :p
20:00 <Kynetic> and i asked if that was a threat or a promise
20:00 <Kynetic> she said it would be a promise and then upped the ante and said if im not careful she'd kick me in the balls
20:00 <Skirmish> I think there are a lot of people on austnet that would love to commit acts of violence upon me.
20:20 <Skirmish> lol
20:31 <Kynetic> i said that to my team leader at work the other day
20:35 <Kynetic> she threatened to punch me
20:36 <Cath^> a threat n a promise :p
20:41 <Kynetic> and i asked if that was a threat or a promise
21:00 <Kynetic> i said to her 'either way youre still turning me on'
21:00 <Kynetic> she stopped after taht
21:00 <Cath^> I never said spank hard
21:00 <Cath^> lol Kynetic
21:00 <Kynetic> you couldnt spank me hard enough Cath^
21:00 <Kynetic> sticks and stones may break my bones
21:00 <Kynetic> but whips and chains excite me
21:00 <Cath^> haha noted
21:01 <Kynetic> she said it would be a promise and then upped the ante and said if im not careful she'd kick me in the balls
21:24 <Skirmish> I think there are a lot of people on austnet that would love to commit acts of violence upon me.
21:31 <Kynetic> i said to her 'either way youre still turning me on'
21:36 <Kynetic> she stopped after taht
21:45 <Cath^> I never said spank hard
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21:53 <Cath^> lol Kynetic
21:57 <Kynetic> you couldnt spank me hard enough Cath^
22:00 <Cath^> you're all the 50 shades eh
22:03 <Kynetic> sticks and stones may break my bones
22:07 <Kynetic> but whips and chains excite me
22:10 <Cath^> haha noted
22:35 <Cath^> you're all the 50 shades eh
23:00 <Kynetic> dunno never read the book
23:00 <Kynetic> but if you say so i can be whatever shade you like
23:00 <Cath^> I have
23:33 <Kynetic> dunno never read the book
23:41 <Kynetic> but if you say so i can be whatever shade you like
23:49 <Cath^> I have
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35:00 <Jules> `op
36:00 <Skirmish> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/04/15/11/29/student-faces-200-000-bill-in-racism-row <------ What the actual fuck.
36:00 <Kezzie> hugs Kynetic
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36:17 <Jules> `op
36:24 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Jules
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36:49 * Kynetic gentle nibbles on Kezzie
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37:00 <Kynetic> yeah well
37:00 <Kynetic> thats what you get for being a racist cunt
37:00 <Kynetic> oh shush u
37:00 <Skirmish> Pointing out segregation is being racist?
37:01 <Skirmish> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/04/15/11/29/student-faces-200-000-bill-in-racism-row <------ What the actual fuck.
37:21 <Kezzie> hugs Kynetic
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37:36 <Kynetic> yeah well
37:40 <Kynetic> thats what you get for being a racist cunt
37:41 * Kat-sleeping  Glares Sharply at Kynetic !!! Consider this a warning, dont use the C Word!
37:47 <Kynetic> oh shush u
38:00 <cryingselftosleep> lx u fuck off
38:00 <cryingselftosleep> u got 2 days
38:00 <Skirmish> The first 2 people defending charges didn't say anything wrong in my opinion. The 3rd guy claims it wasn't him but it looks like he went that step too far.
38:00 <cryingselftosleep> she not here
38:00 <cryingselftosleep> i swallow two whole boxes of pills
38:04 <Skirmish> Pointing out segregation is being racist?
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38:43 <cryingselftosleep> lx u fuck off
38:58 <cryingselftosleep> u got 2 days
39:00 <Skirmish> The first 2 people defending charges didn't say anything wrong in my opinion. The 3rd guy claims it wasn't him but it looks like he went that step too far.
39:00 <Skirmish> cryingselftosleep: 3 would have been more effective.
39:00 <Kezzie> hope you werent talking to me b4 re the C word Kynetic
39:00 <Jules> who the fuck is cryingselftosleep???????
39:00 <Skirmish> miles/Chris/tisk
39:00 <Kezzie> miles tisk
39:00 <Kezzie> hi Skirmish
39:00 <Kynetic> no
39:00 <Skirmish> Afternoon.
39:00 <Kezzie> thanks
39:01 <cryingselftosleep> she not here
39:11 <cryingselftosleep> i swallow two whole boxes of pills
39:13 <cryingselftosleep> u got 2 days
39:16 <cryingselftosleep> she not here
39:18 <cryingselftosleep> i swallow two whole boxes of pills
39:31 <Skirmish> cryingselftosleep: 3 would have been more effective.
39:54 <Kezzie> hope you werent talking to me b4 re the C word Kynetic
39:55 <Jules> who the fuck is cryingselftosleep???????
40:00 <Kynetic> who knows 
40:00 <Kynetic> its not like they are behaving exactly the same as anyone else who is a regular on here
40:00 <Kynetic> cryingselftosleep i suggest you speak to lifelife 13 11 14
40:08 <Skirmish> miles/Chris/tisk
40:24 <Kezzie> miles tisk
40:24 <Kezzie> hi Skirmish
40:24 <Kynetic> no
40:27 <Skirmish> Afternoon.
40:42 <Kezzie> thanks
40:42 <Kynetic> who knows
40:53 <Kynetic> its not like they are behaving exactly the same as anyone else who is a regular on here
41:00 <lx> 12,0 You do realise that you're well known for setting low personal standards, then still failing to achieve?
41:00 <Skirmish> It's tisk/miles. He was ranting before that he was going to kill himself in 2 weeks unless some chick was bought to him.
41:00 <Skirmish> Time frame got a fast forward.
41:00 <Kezzie> he says that a lot Skirmish
41:24 <Kynetic> cryingselftosleep i suggest you speak to lifelife 13 11 14
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41:31 <lx>  You do realise that you're well known for setting low personal standards, then still failing to achieve?
41:36 <Skirmish> It's tisk/miles. He was ranting before that he was going to kill himself in 2 weeks unless some chick was bought to him.
41:45 <Skirmish> Time frame got a fast forward.
42:00 <Skirmish> When he says he swallowed 'two whole boxes of pills' he means 'two whole packets of tic tacs'.
42:00 <Kynetic> uh oh
42:00 <Kezzie> guess he doesnt need to fight each day to live like me but he still complains
42:19 <Kezzie> he says that a lot Skirmish
42:39 <Skirmish> When he says he swallowed 'two whole boxes of pills' he means 'two whole packets of tic tacs'.
42:54 <Kynetic> uh oh
42:58 <Kezzie> guess he doesnt need to fight each day to live like me but he still complains
43:00 <Kynetic> he'll get diahorrea
43:00 <Skirmish> He is perm banned from a lot of channels because of his constant shenanigans. I think this is one of the last ones he has left to be a drama queen in.
43:00 <Kezzie> might clean his system out
43:00 <Kezzie> Skirmish he been banned here a bit also
43:31 <Kynetic> he'll get diahorrea
43:41 <Skirmish> He is perm banned from a lot of channels because of his constant shenanigans. I think this is one of the last ones he has left to be a drama queen in.
43:49 <Kezzie> might clean his system out
44:08 Quit: nubbymcnu ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
44:13 <Kezzie> Skirmish he been banned here a bit also
45:00 <Skirmish> Lefties are trying to reclasify paedophilia as a 'sexual preference' rather than a crime.
45:00 <Skirmish> World is going to shit.
45:44 <Skirmish> Lefties are trying to reclasify paedophilia as a 'sexual preference' rather than a crime.
45:48 <Skirmish> World is going to shit.
46:00 <Kezzie> wb Cath^
46:00 <Jules> wb Cath^!
46:00 <lara> Skirmish
46:00 <lara> evidence???
46:00 <Skirmish> Sure. 1 second.
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46:38 <Kezzie> wb Cath^
46:54 <Jules> wb Cath^!
46:54 <lara> Skirmish
46:57 <lara> evidence???
47:00 <cryingselftosleep> Cath^ if that bitch isnt here in 2 days
47:00 <cryingselftosleep> i m dead
47:00 <Skirmish> http://www.salon.com/2015/09/30/im_a_pedophile_youre_the_monsters_my_week_inside_the_vile_right_wing_hate_machine/
47:00 <cryingselftosleep> u want live rest of your life
47:00 <Skirmish> http://www.salon.com/2015/09/21/im_a_pedophile_but_not_a_monster/
47:00 <cryingselftosleep> knowing u killed someone
47:07 <Skirmish> Sure. 1 second.
47:56 <cryingselftosleep> Cath^ if that bitch isnt here in 2 days
48:00 <Jules> go cry wolf too someone who  cares cryingselftosleep
48:00 <cryingselftosleep> im not crying wolf
48:00 <Jules> lolol
48:01 <cryingselftosleep> i m dead
48:02 <Skirmish> http://www.salon.com/2015/09/30/im_a_pedophile_youre_the_monsters_my_week_inside_the_vile_right_wing_hate_machine/
48:15 <cryingselftosleep> u want live rest of your life
48:16 <Skirmish> http://www.salon.com/2015/09/21/im_a_pedophile_but_not_a_monster/
48:18 Quit: Cath^ (~Cath^@1.144.F325F7.9317FD) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
48:21 <cryingselftosleep> knowing u killed someone
48:42 <Jules> go cry wolf too someone who cares cryingselftosleep
49:00 <Jules> good onya Kynetic
49:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
49:00 <Sara-Serina> wonder who pissed in his weet-bix
49:00 <Sara-Serina> or what he took this time to trip
49:12 <cryingselftosleep> im not crying wolf
49:14 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@a3324e5a.optusnet.com.au
49:14 Kick: cryingselftosleep was kicked by ChanOP ((Kynetic) ok thats enough now)
49:24 <Jules> lolol
49:31 <Jules> good onya Kynetic
50:00 <cloudowind> hola everyone
50:00 <Jules> Kynetic probably!!!!
50:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
50:00 <Sara-Serina> doesnt take much to set that doush off
50:06 <Sara-Serina> lol
50:14 <Sara-Serina> wonder who pissed in his weet-bix
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50:20 <Sara-Serina> or what he took this time to trip
50:35 <cloudowind> hola everyone
51:00 <Kynetic> i do like pissing in peoples weetbix
51:04 <Jules> Kynetic probably!!!!
51:17 <Sara-Serina> lol
51:28 <Sara-Serina> doesnt take much to set that doush off
51:30 <Kynetic> i do like pissing in peoples weetbix
52:00 <Kezzie> hahhahhha
52:00 <Kezzie> glad i dont eat weetbix
52:00 <Sara-Serina> refilled the cat biscuit container
52:00 <Sara-Serina> idiot cat thought it was cool and eats out of it
52:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dBpR36VFQM <--- This guy. Always right on point.
52:41 <Kezzie> hahhahhha
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: What Pisses Me Off About Transgender Bathrooms (Apr 15, 2016) Length: 5:56 - Category: News & Politics - 53,805 views - 5,854 likes (97.9%), 126 dislikes (2.1%)
53:00 <Jules> for Kynetic???????
53:00 <Sara-Serina> normally id yell at her but it was amusing
53:00 <Jules> Sara-Serina?????
53:00 <Sara-Serina> lol Sara
53:00 <Sara-Serina> the blonde one
53:08 <Kezzie> glad i dont eat weetbix
53:13 <Sara-Serina> refilled the cat biscuit container
53:23 <Sara-Serina> idiot cat thought it was cool and eats out of it
53:26 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dBpR36VFQM <--- This guy. Always right on point.
53:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: What Pisses Me Off About Transgender Bathrooms (Apr 15, 2016) Length: 5:56 - Category: News & Politics - 53,805 views - 5,854 likes (97.9%), 126 dislikes (2.1%)
53:36 <Jules> for Kynetic???????
53:38 <Sara-Serina> normally id yell at her but it was amusing
53:45 <Jules> Sara-Serina?????
53:51 <Sara-Serina> lol Sara
53:55 <Sara-Serina> the blonde one
56:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
56:00 <Tim-Sim> What people 'identify as'.....
56:55 <Tim-Sim> lol
57:20 <Tim-Sim> What people 'identify as'.....
58:00 <Skirmish> I identify as a M1 Abrams Tank.
58:31 <Skirmish> I identify as a M1 Abrams Tank.
02:00 <Kezzie> hi nate
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02:35 Mode: (by Kat-sleeping) +v nate
03:00 <nate> hi goodlooka!
03:00 <nate> i got a phone
03:00 <Kezzie> wht kind
03:00 <nate> lumia 640 Cheap :D
03:00 <nate> 122$
03:00 <nate> prepaid
03:11 <Kezzie> hi nate
03:39 <nate> hi goodlooka!
03:47 <nate> i got a phone
04:00 <Kezzie> ok
04:00 <nate> u jelly
04:00 <nate> now to get people to call me
04:00 <nate> LOLOLOL
04:00 <Kezzie> lol
04:00 <nate> i will wait by the phone for hours
04:00 <nate> no call :D
04:00 <nate> lolol
04:00 <nate> naaah 
04:10 <Kezzie> wht kind
04:19 <nate> lumia 640 Cheap :D
04:26 <nate> 122$
04:28 <nate> prepaid
04:33 <Kezzie> ok
04:36 <nate> u jelly
04:44 <nate> now to get people to call me
04:47 <nate> LOLOLOL
04:50 <Kezzie> lol
05:18 <nate> i will wait by the phone for hours
05:21 <nate> no call :D
05:22 <nate> lolol
05:26 <nate> naaah
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10:00 <cloudowind> i paid 159 euros to that phone 2 months ago
10:07 <Cath_> what's your numver nate ?
10:39 Nick: Cath_ is now known as Cath^
11:00 <cloudowind> in netherlands
11:00 <nate> true
11:00 <cloudowind> was for a nice lady in germany :D
11:00 <Cath^> gimme yiur number nate. ..I'll put it on the back of the dunny door :p
11:00 <nate> OMG!
11:00 <Cath^> you're welcome :p
11:00 <nate> LUCKY!
11:00 <Cath^> lol
11:21 <cloudowind> i paid 159 euros to that phone 2 months ago
11:35 <cloudowind> in netherlands
11:39 <nate> true
11:48 <cloudowind> was for a nice lady in germany :D
11:49 <Cath^> gimme yiur number nate. ..I'll put it on the back of the dunny door :p
11:57 <nate> OMG!
12:10 <Cath^> you're welcome :p
12:16 <nate> LUCKY!
12:21 <Cath^> lol
14:00 <Kezzie> lol Cath^
14:00 <Cath^> I'm nice like that :))
14:00 <Jules> LOL!!!!!
14:44 <Kezzie> lol Cath^
15:08 <Cath^> I'm nice like that :))
15:11 <Jules> LOL!!!!!
16:08 * Cath^ sits next to Kynetic
17:00 <nate> Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi
18:00 <Cath^> lol
18:00 <Cath^> put your own number up there
20:00 <Kezzie> lol
35:00 <truth> can u tell
36:00 <embri0n> is it lunch time??
36:00 <truth> why
36:00 <embri0n> cos i need to sleep a bit 
36:00 <truth> if its lunch time push my kurats
37:00 <truth> my kurats should touch the pitchca
38:00 <truth> or u are sucm
38:00 <Sara-Serina> aint that the truth
38:00 <Kezzie> lol
38:00 <Sara-Serina> hes trippin on balls i reckon
38:00 <Kezzie> tisk ?
39:00 <embri0n> seems like it 
39:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh
39:00 <embri0n> hellos humans in front of keyboards 
39:00 <embri0n> im new here 
39:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh you said
39:00 <Kezzie> read that b4
40:00 <embri0n> oh 
40:00 <embri0n> so, who is part of the popular crowd?? 
40:00 <morgoth> are you going to join the in group?
40:00 <Sara-Serina> @chanop, :) msg her
40:00 <embri0n> no, want to stay away from those 
41:00 <Kezzie> poor ChanOP
42:00 <embri0n> the non popular kids are the ones who end up being cool 
43:00 <embri0n> my plan was to trip balls tonight but got stuck in Ableton
46:00 <Tim-Sim> embri0n: What do you mean by 'tripping balls tonight'?
47:00 <embri0n> smoke a joint
47:00 <embri0n> thats enough for me 
57:00 <Tim-Sim> oh 
25:00 <Jules`> `op
49:00 <Sara-Serina> away [r: afk]
03:00 <stompin> niggers
30:00 <Kezzie> morning Witchykitten
30:00 <Kezzie> hugs jim
31:00 <Witchykitten> morning 12Kezzie12 :) how are you feeling?
31:00 <Witchykitten> hey Jim :)
31:00 <Kezzie> tired now but ok
31:00 <Kezzie> u?
31:00 <Witchykitten> same, but i only just got up lol
32:00 <Kezzie> ok
32:00 <Kezzie> brb
32:00 <lx> 1,0 hb1,0 Kezzie...
32:00 <Witchykitten> i know you said you dont eat chocolate, what about banana chocolate brownies?
32:00 <Witchykitten> i baked them yesterday and they are not so sweet
32:00 <Witchykitten> ok :)
32:00 <Devil45> christ. i wont watch that movie again
33:00 <Witchykitten> which one Devil45?
33:00 <Devil45> hunger games
33:00 <Devil45> catching fire - utter crap
35:00 <Witchykitten> lol
35:00 <Devil45> then again its not the only movie i didnt like. fifty shades of grey is one. so is white chicks.
35:00 <Witchykitten> i like white chicks, i think its funny lol
35:00 <Witchykitten> wb Jim
35:00 <Devil45> when i saw the cover for white chicks i thought it would be a porno. turns out to be 2 black guys dressing up as chicks.
35:00 <^bozojim> ty Witchykitten
35:00 <^bozojim> hello Devil45
35:00 <Witchykitten> lmao
36:00 <Devil45> howdys bozo-the-cool jim
36:00 <Witchykitten> and i think 50 shades is very entertaining lol
36:00 <Devil45> ah the book was better
36:00 <^bozojim> I have had connection trouble all day
36:00 <Devil45> same with harry potter
36:00 <Witchykitten> the books anyway
36:00 <Devil45> the books are ojk
36:00 <Witchykitten> any particular reason why Jim?
36:00 <Devil45> the movies suck
36:00 <Witchykitten> no Harry Potter was great
36:00 <Witchykitten> both book and movie
36:00 <Devil45> i didnt like the movioes
37:00 <Witchykitten> and i'm looking forward to the new movie
37:00 <^bozojim> I went mad overnight and earlier today
37:00 <Witchykitten> what did you do Jim? lol
37:00 <Devil45> i had the same kind of trouble with my connection a while back - faulty adsl modem
37:00 <^bozojim> I have no idea Witchykitten
37:00 <Witchykitten> have you tried to reboot everything?
37:00 <^bozojim> I could not sleep so I made up the bacon bones I had
37:00 <Witchykitten> what are bacon bones? lol
37:00 <^bozojim> cooled it skinned the fat and made pea and han soup
38:00 <Devil45> i spent the past couple of days installing os on several pcs
38:00 <^bozojim> It is a modem issue
38:00 <^bozojim> I think our tower is not behaving itself
38:00 <Devil45> i got my modem replaced free of charge - as i know the pc and service are ok
38:00 <Devil45> whatever you do dont get a gateway max
39:00 <Devil45> fucking useless they are
39:00 <Witchykitten> that should be normal Devil45, that they replace it for free
39:00 <Devil45> they reboot when they lose a connection
39:00 <^bozojim> this is a mobile modem and is almost 4 years old and has been worked constantly
39:00 <Witchykitten> you might need a new one then lol
39:00 <Devil45> older modems dont reboot on connection loss
39:00 <Devil45> they just reconnect
39:00 <^bozojim> this one reconnects
39:00 <Devil45> try telling the service dept of my isp that
39:00 <^bozojim> and is a mobile phone type one
40:00 <Devil45> goes in one ear out the other
40:00 <^bozojim> a sierra style aircard 320U
40:00 <Devil45> i threatened not to pay this months bill if i didnt get a new modem
40:00 <Devil45> it worked
40:00 <^bozojim> lol
40:00 <Devil45> funny how people respond differently once threatened with legal action or non payment
40:00 <Devil45> in any case i got it and so far so good.
41:00 <^bozojim> when I was on ADSL in Vic I had it connected they were playing on the line and fried the modem
41:00 <^bozojim> came around and asked if I could try mine and it would not work
41:00 <Devil45> and i shall pay the bill - just to maintain peace - but they have been warned
41:00 <^bozojim> so they said not their fault and I said yes it is you do the line and blow my modem you replace it
41:00 <^bozojim> I got a new one in the mail 2 days later
42:00 <^bozojim> Telstra express posted it to me
42:00 <^bozojim> I was suprised
42:00 <Devil45> i really dislike telstras voice menu system
42:00 <stompin> i dislike ya mum
42:00 <Devil45> fuck off
43:00 <^bozojim> I do as well
43:00 <Witchykitten> she probably dislikes you too 12stompin12
43:00 <^bozojim> it struggles with my deep voice
43:00 <Devil45> not you jim
43:00 <Devil45> witchy he is a moron.
43:00 <^bozojim> so now i let it connect me to a live person
43:00 <Witchykitten> i noticed lol
44:00 <Devil45> he doesnt understand the facts. my mother passed away in 2009
44:00 <^bozojim> and id i get a CALD who struggles to understand me or me them, I ask to be put through to someone on shore and get it
44:00 <Devil45> so id rather not hear or read mum jokes
44:00 <stompin> the old ya mum died line
44:00 <Devil45> stfu shitstomper
45:00 <stompin> make me.
45:00 <Devil45> chrissakes.
45:00 <Witchykitten> :)
46:00 <stompin> awesome Devil45 wants to be a gansta but when gangsta things need to happen has to get Witchykitten to do the gangsta work.
46:00 <Devil45> problem jim is english is not their first language so when you get them on the phone you have to repeat yourself
46:00 <Devil45> even if you get through to an aussie centre
47:00 <Devil45> good thing mirc has ignore - i put stomper on it
47:00 <^bozojim> yes I know Destiny
47:00 <embri0n> oh, coachella is live on youtube
47:00 <Witchykitten> gangsta work? lmao
47:00 <embri0n> https://www.youtube.com/user/coachella
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube User: Coachella - Joined: <span class="about-stat"> May 9, 2006</span> - Subscribers: 360,580 - They have 20,861,004 total views
47:00 <embri0n> but lineup is sooo commercial 
47:00 <^bozojim> hugs Kezzie
48:00 <Kezzie> hugs jim
48:00 <Witchykitten> wb 12Kezzie12
48:00 <Kezzie> bbs trying to eat here had 3 mouthfulls now tummy full
48:00 <lx> 1,0 That was a quick visit1,0 Kezzie...
48:00 <^bozojim> I am looking at my spoon sitting tall in my soup I make them thick
48:00 <Devil45> the wife is trying windows 10
48:00 <Devil45> cement soup jim?
48:00 <Devil45> :)
48:00 <Witchykitten> enjoy 12Kezzie12
48:00 <^bozojim> almost
49:00 <Witchykitten> i'm pondering over breakfast
49:00 <Devil45> i just had lunch
49:00 <^bozojim> I have a bowl of my soup
49:00 <Witchykitten> simple ham and cheese sandwich? or banana brownie or cinniminnies lol
49:00 <Witchykitten> tomorrow i'm going to make frenchtoast, that i know already
50:00 <Devil45> i might have bagels tomorrow if i can get them
50:00 <Devil45> theres this bakery not far from me that does those - donuts and cakes
52:00 <^bozojim> i have to make some more bagels
52:00 <^bozojim> and have to make a loaf of bread
54:00 <Devil45> is there anything you cant do jim?
54:00 <Witchykitten> i know something
54:00 <Devil45> i dont mean sight-related either
54:00 <Witchykitten> give birth to a child :P
54:00 <Devil45> i mean in terms of cooking
54:00 <^bozojim> true Witchykitten
54:00 <Witchykitten> lol
54:00 <Devil45> very funny witchy
54:00 <Devil45> +1
54:00 <^bozojim> not a lot I cannot do
55:00 <Witchykitten> i bet Jim :)
55:00 <Devil45> i reckon jim could give gordon ramsay a run for his money
55:00 <^bozojim> made cultured butter a couple of days agi
55:00 <^bozojim> ago
55:00 <Witchykitten> oh i would like to see that
55:00 <^bozojim> and everytime he used one of his words he gets a 5 min time out
56:00 <^bozojim> and he cooks blindfolded to make it even
57:00 <Devil45> jamie oliver is too prissy in the kitchen
57:00 <Devil45> gordon takes it seriously
57:00 <^bozojim> i know one day i was given a couple of months warning I was entertaining for a friend
58:00 <^bozojim> I had salami maturing so I made some cheeses, pickled onions and gerkins to go with it
58:00 <^bozojim> made some mustards
58:00 <^bozojim> and some little cocktail franks as well and smoked them
58:00 <^bozojim> and closer i made stuff that did not need to sit
59:00 <^bozojim> on the day I made little bite size pies, pasties and a few sausage rolls
59:00 <^bozojim> and the mains and a dessert
59:00 <^bozojim> at teh end of it I was exhausted
00:00 <Witchykitten> lovely Jim
00:00 <Devil45> wow 8 lines and jim didnt get kicked
01:00 <^bozojim> mains they had a choice of baked salmon with chips or veges with sauce
01:00 <^bozojim> rump steak with roast veges and trimmings
01:00 <^bozojim> or ghee chicken on saffrom rice
02:00 <^bozojim> desserts were chocolate mousse with cream and fresh dfruit, apple crumble with custard, cream or ice cream or pavlova
02:00 <Devil45> curtis stone would be proud of you jim
03:00 <^bozojim> I made the mousse, ice cream and pav myself
03:00 <Devil45> ever thought of writing a recipe book?
03:00 <^bozojim> and when i came out to eat I was soaked in sweat
03:00 <^bozojim> i have thought about it
04:00 <^bozojim> I thought the titel could be blinkys recipies
04:00 <Devil45> as in blinky bill - catchy
04:00 <^bozojim> as in blinky another word for blindy
05:00 <Devil45> i was thinking outside the square
05:00 <^bozojim> ok
05:00 <Witchykitten> isnt blinky bill a koala?
05:00 <Devil45> yep
05:00 <^bozojim> and on guide dog school we pick on eachother as a blinky
05:00 <Devil45> not many people would catch that definition jim
05:00 <^bozojim> as we say what are blind or somethign when we run into something
06:00 <Devil45> blinky being blindy
06:00 <^bozojim> yes true
06:00 <Devil45> they would think of blinky bill
06:00 <^bozojim> both of us are Aussies
06:00 <Devil45> i knew about the blinky but forgot about the blind reference
06:00 <Devil45> bill*
07:00 <^bozojim> np
07:00 <Devil45> speaking of blind people, i was out earlier, saw a guy with a white cane, dark glasses attempting to cross the street. someone else yelled 'what are you blind?'
07:00 <^bozojim> tomorrow I will make the squid ink pasta with mushroom and garlic
08:00 <Devil45> to which i shot back at the guy who yelled 'did you leave your brain in your other jockettes before you left the house?'
08:00 <^bozojim> there is a lot of that about now Devil45
08:00 <^bozojim> I love it
08:00 <Devil45> the blind dude was at the crossing but the beeper in the button to cross wasnt working so he couldnt tell when to walk
09:00 <^bozojim> and I was asked by one person where they could get my fashion accessory it my cane
09:00 <Devil45> so i walked beside him - told him to follow my voice until he got to the other side  - worked a treat.
09:00 <^bozojim> that is a problem and a lot are not use to crossing with traffic noise
09:00 <Devil45> 'ok we are here' and that was it.
09:00 <^bozojim> nice well done Devil45
10:00 <Devil45> as for the yelling guy - a woman got in his face after that
10:00 <^bozojim> being country I am use to crossing with traffic noise
10:00 <Kezzie> how is bart Jim ?
10:00 <Devil45> probably his missus telling him the couch is warm tonight
10:00 <^bozojim> Bart is great
10:00 <Kezzie> good
10:00 <^bozojim> sitting on my bed watching the screen
10:00 <Devil45> i love karma - especially when it isnt coming for me
10:00 <^bozojim> lol
11:00 <Devil45> but no the blind guy was ok. just a bit more traffic today than usual for him
11:00 <^bozojim> yes
11:00 <Devil45> and a faulty crossing beeper
11:00 <^bozojim> and for some that can put them off
12:00 <^bozojim> when i did my road crossing training some 38 years ago now
12:00 <Devil45> usually the button makes a pop noise when dont walk is engaged
12:00 <^bozojim> no traffic lights blind folded you had to judge traffic
12:00 <^bozojim> yes those are good when they work
12:00 <Devil45> reminds me of road safety driving school in the old days - had to master changing gears to get Ls
12:00 <^bozojim> and for some you put your hand on thema nd it is a buzz as well for the deaf blind
13:00 <Devil45> yea - hand on the button it vibrates - the pop tells the person if its safe to cross
13:00 <Devil45> even if they are hearing and/or sight impaired
13:00 <^bozojim> high school tractor, i went to an agricultural high school and the old massey Fergason was a double clutch gear shift
13:00 <Devil45> i remember those
14:00 <Devil45> massey ferguson - huge beasts
14:00 <^bozojim> and I had to get my tractor licence at 15
14:00 <^bozojim> this one was a medium size one
14:00 <Devil45> i didnt think you could get any licence at 15
14:00 <Devil45> in the old days the minimum driving age was 16
14:00 <^bozojim> i had 20 mins to get use to it before the test and I passed it first go
15:00 <^bozojim> this was on school grounds to use it
15:00 <Devil45> never had that at the school i went to
15:00 <Devil45> they didnt do 'tests'
15:00 <^bozojim> this was a necessity doing agriculture
15:00 <Devil45> in fact the school i went to didnt even have pcs
16:00 <Devil45> it was all pen and paper back then
16:00 <^bozojim> and at Urbree Ag high schiool they had 5 different tractors the students had to get a licence to drive all
16:00 <^bozojim> yes same with me
16:00 <Devil45> and cheating homework assignments meant copying answers out of the back of a textbook - no google back then
16:00 <^bozojim> and for home ec we needed a sweing machine licence to use the sewing machines
16:00 <Devil45> wtf
17:00 <Devil45> when i did home ec there was no licence requirement for sewing machine usage
17:00 <^bozojim> had to sew around all different shapes
17:00 <Devil45> they must have scrapped that rule after the 70s
17:00 <^bozojim> this was 1978 and 1979 I had to get it
17:00 <Devil45> i suppose at the school you went to you needed a licence to operate the gas ovens in cooking class too
18:00 <^bozojim> well yes we did
18:00 <^bozojim> had to know it and how to isolate it and use it
18:00 <^bozojim> I grew up using a wood stove
18:00 <^bozojim> much simpler
18:00 <^bozojim> and I still laugh at it
19:00 <Devil45> interesting - in home ec when i had to do sewing (hated it) i didnt actually sew anything
19:00 <^bozojim> this sighted chit who taunted me constantly and bashed me was doing his machine licence and sewed his hand
19:00 <Devil45> instead i had to go around and help the others thread the machines, unjam bobbins and so on
19:00 <^bozojim> was not in my class but I got blamed for it as he was thinking how he would show me up
20:00 <Devil45> i even fixed the schools photocopiers many times
20:00 <Devil45> paper jam
20:00 <^bozojim> I made a nice waistcoat, a shirt, craveat and a pair of pants
20:00 <Devil45> and in tech studies - got to repair the classroom chairs
20:00 <^bozojim> wow nice
20:00 <Devil45> you know those tubular ones
20:00 <Devil45> with wood seats
20:00 <^bozojim> I made a budgie coffin
20:00 <Devil45> the tubing would break
21:00 <Devil45> so it had to be welded together
21:00 <^bozojim> a coffee table and a metal pencil case
21:00 <Devil45> i saved the school a fortune in replacement chairs
21:00 <^bozojim> you would have
21:00 <Devil45> and got an A grade for it
21:00 <^bozojim> I was not allowed to do welding or oxy i was almost blind
21:00 <^bozojim> congrats
21:00 <Devil45> the others are like 'how come he gets to fix the chairs and we have to make cake tins'
22:00 <^bozojim> and they failed me as James did not do we would not let him so he fails
22:00 <Devil45> the teacher replied 'because you lot break the chairs and hes already made 3 cake tins'
22:00 <^bozojim> wow
22:00 <Devil45> kids used to rock backwards on the chairs and break the tubing
22:00 <Devil45> i also had to remove graffiti from the backs
22:00 <^bozojim> and for a few weekends i was taken up to school by 3 teachers and taught welding and oxy
23:00 <Devil45> i mastered oxy welding quickly
23:00 <^bozojim> and passed the exam with an A
23:00 <Devil45> i passed year 8 tech studies with A grades thanks to the chairs
23:00 <^bozojim> yes
23:00 <^bozojim> we had the same problem
23:00 <Devil45> and this was the 80s
23:00 <^bozojim> at school
23:00 <^bozojim> i was at high 78 to 82
24:00 <Devil45> eventually the school did replace the chairs - but while i was there i fixed them
24:00 <^bozojim> yes the welds on some were not so hot in origional form
24:00 <Devil45> i also did woodwork too - repaired 2 teachers desks
24:00 <Devil45> got an A for it
24:00 <Chris> ohh the old school days hey
24:00 <Devil45> jim i was there in 82
25:00 <^bozojim> for photography i was not allowed in so i was given agricultural duty instead
25:00 <Devil45> my teacher resembled cheech marin
25:00 <^bozojim> aww
25:00 <Devil45> after losing 50 pounds
25:00 <^bozojim> and I had to clean out batery hen cages, water troughs, fill the tractor cut the oval and clean buses
25:00 <Devil45> i did photography with a darkroom in the 70s
25:00 <Devil45> black and white printing
26:00 <^bozojim> yes
26:00 <^bozojim> after I left school I did some on our shed
26:00 <Devil45> i passed but only just
26:00 <^bozojim> I had an LPL 3301D enlarger
26:00 <Devil45> had more fun fixing chairs.
26:00 <Devil45> and other things
26:00 <Devil45> i got a special 'achievement award' as they called it then for money saving ideas
27:00 <^bozojim> one day i had to bleed the tractor engine they ran it out of diesel
27:00 <Devil45> they tried to make me do agricultural classes - with pigs and things i said no
27:00 <^bozojim> I got merit awards, service awards for care of sheep after school and on weekends
27:00 <Devil45> it was a country school
27:00 <^bozojim> yes same as ours
27:00 <Devil45> i told them there are enough animals INSIDE the classroom - why would i want to associate with those outside of it
28:00 <^bozojim> and in English novel reading, I could not read standard print and had no support
28:00 <Devil45> unfortunately the deputy principal didnt have a sense of humour
28:00 <^bozojim> i was sat in the cormer with a dunce cap on while the others read
28:00 <Devil45> and i got detention but not staying after class - back then it was the cane
28:00 <^bozojim> same with us
29:00 <Devil45> now its not legal to use the cane
29:00 <Devil45> deputy who uses it on students risks dismissal
29:00 <^bozojim> i was doing a class presentation and the agriculture teacher thought I was referring to him as an animal and re[ported me to the deputy principal
29:00 <^bozojim> I got camed 4 times and suspended for 10 days
29:00 <Devil45> but i had other teachers on my side then - and a mate whose father was a member of the education department
29:00 <^bozojim> nice
30:00 <^bozojim> and when i was suspended i was sent home
30:00 <Devil45> because of the chairs and such i got off lightly after that
30:00 <^bozojim> my mother tore into me and I said hold on it was unfair you saw my assignment I presented
30:00 <^bozojim> I am off to the regional office tos ee the inspector who I knew
30:00 <^bozojim> did the presentation to him and he said unfair
31:00 <^bozojim> took me back to school and wanted the proof I meant the teacher
31:00 <Devil45> and the fact that the deputy principals chair had been reupholstered (another part of my tech studies/home ec sessions)
31:00 <^bozojim> and the teacher said he thought I meant him as he was stadning in front of me and i pointed and thought it was at him
31:00 <Devil45> to showroom condition what could he do - but put the cane away
31:00 <^bozojim> true
32:00 <^bozojim> and having Autims the kids and some teachers would send me into meltdown
32:00 <^bozojim> instead of dealing with the cause of the meltdown i was sent home
32:00 <Devil45> it was lucky because the original covering was torn and dirty (not from the deputy but due to the chair being old) - so yea
33:00 <^bozojim> he was lucky
33:00 <Devil45> i did lots of different things back then. i got cool homework assignments
33:00 <Devil45> while the rest of the class had math homework
33:00 <^bozojim> i was in hospitla 1979 with double pneiumonia and i was accused of setting a wool pack under the main lot of stairs on fire
33:00 <Devil45> math was never my strongpoint
34:00 <Devil45> how can you be in 2 places at once jim?
34:00 <^bozojim> same deputy principal listened to 3 studets say i did it
34:00 <^bozojim> I was suspended and when i got back I was to be caned
34:00 <^bozojim> and it was proven i was on a vdentilator in hospital
34:00 <Devil45> maybe you could have said 'perhaps i should have set it on fire'
35:00 <^bozojim> I avoided the cane but had 2 weeks off
35:00 <Devil45> just to shut him up
35:00 <Devil45> thankfully the cane is no longer legal
35:00 <^bozojim> i had to serve teh suspension as they did not know who did it and as I was foind guilty I had to get punished
35:00 <Devil45> sounds like they didnt have all the facts they jumped to conclusions instead
36:00 <Devil45> based on hearsay evidence
36:00 <^bozojim> yes
36:00 <^bozojim> Mr Gunn was good at that
36:00 <Devil45> its a case of your word against others
36:00 <^bozojim> he averaged 25 canings a week
36:00 <Devil45> mr gunn - i would have called him peter
36:00 <Devil45> he likes to go out with a bang
36:00 <^bozojim> he gpot dismissed eventually
37:00 <^bozojim> the regional inspector set him up well and he fell for it
37:00 <Devil45> our deputy was colin bown - he resembled david boon in his younger days
37:00 <Devil45> but he was an a-grade douche
37:00 <^bozojim> we had mr Sims as principal and miss Brown, Mr Gunn and MR Burtt as deputies
37:00 <Devil45> none of the students liked him
37:00 <Devil45> and the principal turned out later to be a rso
38:00 <^bozojim> Mr Sims was a country boy and fair
38:00 <Devil45> problem was his daughter was in one of my classes
38:00 <^bozojim> eeek
38:00 <Devil45> took the department a few years to figure out they had a pervert on the staff
38:00 <Devil45> as principal of a high school
39:00 <^bozojim> one kid ripped the glasses off my face broke them in front of two teachers who grabbed hima dn marched him to mr gunn
39:00 <Devil45> marched him off to face the firing squad (aka gunn)
39:00 <^bozojim> and the kid said his parents said he could do it to get me out the school and the next day brought a letter from his parents signed by their lawyer
39:00 <^bozojim> kid was let off without a warning
40:00 <^bozojim> I was left broken glasses
40:00 <Devil45> he most likely forged the signature
40:00 <^bozojim> yes
40:00 <Devil45> kids do things like that
40:00 <Devil45> hes probably writing bad cheques now
40:00 <^bozojim> and I was knokced out cold one day
40:00 <^bozojim> the kid said I like being bashed and teachers were instructed to ignore it
41:00 <Devil45> corruption
41:00 <^bozojim> until one day my home teacher saw me getting bashed and took a few hits for me
41:00 <^bozojim> kid went to mr gunn said Mr Cav got in the way and he hit him accidently
42:00 <Devil45> i had one teacher (not the same school) try using his own methods of punishment once - unfortunately he made the mistake of raising his hand to me
42:00 <^bozojim> kid got let off and the teacher was told his own fault
42:00 <Devil45> so i was partly deaf for a couple of months after that and he got transferred
42:00 <^bozojim> i had a mobility came in 1977 was allowed at primary school but banned at high school
43:00 <Devil45> once a teacher assaults a student its game over
43:00 <^bozojim> yes it is
43:00 <Devil45> when i found out which school he got transferred to i had him sacked
43:00 <^bozojim> and my came was classed as a sympathy stick and weapon and banned from school grounds
43:00 <^bozojim> well done Devil45
43:00 <Devil45> because it was found he slapped the boys and molested the girls
43:00 <^bozojim> yikes
44:00 <Devil45> i suppose back then they wouldnt have allowed a guide dog for legally blind kids either
44:00 <^bozojim> one day I went onto school with a mobility instructor with my cane
44:00 <^bozojim> nope
44:00 <Devil45> and now i hear of cabbies refusing fares due to some blind people having their dogs with them
45:00 <Devil45> do the cabbies help them? nope
45:00 <^bozojim> and Mr Gunn saw it, ripped it out of my hands broke it took me to the office with the instructor and caned me 10 times and suspended me for a term
45:00 <^bozojim> nope
45:00 <Devil45> this mr gunn sounded like a real asshole
45:00 <Devil45> why wasnt HE suspended?
45:00 <^bozojim> and my mother was asked to say I needed it and they would ahve sacked the deputy
45:00 <^bozojim> she said he knows the riules and if it is no cane it is the rules
46:00 <^bozojim> he got sacked after he caned teh region inspectors grandson
46:00 <Devil45> i only had a science teacher transferred then sacked not a deputy principal
46:00 <^bozojim> for laughing at a joke in class
47:00 <^bozojim> mr Donald malcolm Gunn was his name
47:00 <Devil45> as for the principal at my first high school the pervert - he was found out by others.
47:00 <Devil45> dm gunn - dumb gunn for short
47:00 <^bozojim> yes good
47:00 <^bozojim> lol
47:00 <Devil45> should have called him donald duck gunn
48:00 <^bozojim> my burtt caned me one day this kid said i had done somethign when i was on a trip and he did not get his facts right
48:00 <^bozojim> caned me
48:00 <^bozojim> Mr Sims found out as I was in his class and he was away with us
48:00 <Devil45> mr burt - should have called him bandit
48:00 <^bozojim> and he had Mr burtt transferred
48:00 <Devil45> as in smokey and the bandit
49:00 <^bozojim> I got an apology for that and Mr sims expelled the kid
50:00 <^bozojim> the kid was the peresidents of the parents and teachers groups son
50:00 <Devil45> nice one - the kid got owned
52:00 <Devil45> doesnt matter - he lied and paid for it
52:00 <^bozojim> and the parents got removed from the scchool by the boys in blue
52:00 <^bozojim> threatened to bash me in front of police
52:00 <^bozojim> and they would not do a thing
52:00 <^bozojim> so police were called he told them he was going to basj me and they were powerless
52:00 <^bozojim> was enough to get him arrested
52:00 <Devil45> one word to describe that kid - deranged
52:00 <^bozojim> charged found guilty and got 3 years
52:00 <^bozojim> yes
56:00 <^bozojim> that is getting up towards a new high score for me chatting in any one day and I think it is about three thousaand one hundred words
56:00 <Cath^> quiet day for you Jim lolz
57:00 <^bozojim> no of late it is a loud noisy day for me I have actually been talking again
57:00 <Cath^> the nught is young and I feel you could do 3200 words :p
57:00 <Cath^> night
58:00 <^bozojim> I have two hours til it is reset I think
58:00 <Cath^> you must have missed my sarcasm Jim :p
58:00 <Cath^> 4 hours
58:00 <^bozojim> i did not i just ignored it
58:00 <Cath^> :o
58:00 <^bozojim> that way Cath^ has no reason to kick me
58:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
58:00 <Cath^> cheeky bugger
59:00 <^bozojim> I do chat a little bit at times and others a little bit more
59:00 <^bozojim> than you Cath^
59:00 <Cath^> lol
01:00 <Cath^> hi Sara-Serina
01:00 <^bozojim> well Cath^ you can bug me as often as you want to ;)
01:00 <Cath^> hi Blitzkrieg
01:00 <Cath^> noted Jim :p
02:00 <Cath^> where is exo
02:00 <Witchykitten> at work again
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> That.. Makes no sense...
02:00 <Cath^> oh my..
02:00 <Kezzie> is exoat the sex shops again ??
03:00 <^bozojim> if I get to this three thousand two hundred words Cath^ they will be able to call me a motor mouth for sure and prove I do chat in a chat channel
03:00 <Cath^> told you you would yield Blitzkrieg ;)
03:00 <Kezzie> is exo at the sex shops again ??
03:00 <Cath^> lol Kez...probably at Wet on Wellington  ;p
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Fixed!
03:00 <Kezzie> lol
04:00 <Witchykitten> lol 12Kezzie12
04:00 <Cath^> I shall not yield!
04:00 <Kezzie> !!top10
04:00 <Sara-Serina> hey cath
04:00 <^bozojim> looks at Kezzie his fellow channel angel
04:00 <Kezzie> whats the command again jim ?
04:00 <Sara-Serina> sorry serving up curried snags and mashed spuds
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh yes you will Cath^
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> You have no choice
05:00 <Sara-Serina> its !ttop10
05:00 <Cath^> oh?
05:00 <^bozojim> for the day stats it is !!top10
05:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
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05:00 <Kezzie> woohoo look at jim go
05:00 <^bozojim> for overall it is !top10
05:00 <Kezzie> gee i been slack today
06:00 <^bozojim> It is amazing I have done over three hundred words for a change
06:00 <Kezzie> !top10
07:00 <^bozojim> wow i am opening up the gap between exo and me again despite his attempts to close it and over take me
07:00 <Kezzie> hhahhaaha
07:00 <^bozojim> !top20
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08:00 <Immutable> Witchykitten, I just cleaned my fridge...
08:00 <Witchykitten> i usually find something really old when i do that 12Immutable12 lol
08:00 <Witchykitten> did you find anything icky?
08:00 <^bozojim> and look at Witchykitten go up to twelth now
08:00 <Immutable> I found this yellow gunge under the fruits and vege bin
09:00 <Witchykitten> lol Jim, working on it :P
09:00 <Immutable> some homeless guy must've broken in and jizzed in mah fridge
09:00 <Witchykitten> eewwwww
09:00 <^bozojim> I can see that and I better keep on talking you might pass me if I am not careful
09:00 <Immutable> NOOOO
10:00 <Immutable> I'm over it I cleaned that stuff up
10:00 <Immutable> now my fridge is clean
10:00 <Witchykitten> lol Jim
11:00 <Witchykitten> well good to hear Immutable, next time lock your front door :P
11:00 <Immutable> someone put a hex on me
11:00 <Immutable> and basically
11:00 <Immutable> my door magically swings open for people that want to jizz in my fridge
11:00 <Witchykitten> yeah right lol
12:00 <Witchykitten> and little pixies sleep in your bed when you are not at home
12:00 <Immutable> sometimes I'm at home and I'm like 'oop go away'
12:00 <Witchykitten> stop eating those mushrooms 12Immutable12 lol
12:00 <Immutable> you don't believe me
12:00 <Witchykitten> nope
12:00 <Witchykitten> lol
13:00 <Immutable> I find your lack of faith disturbing
14:00 <Witchykitten> aawwww, but that kinda doesnt bother me :P
14:00 <Immutable> it should
14:00 <Devil45> [17:39] <Immutable> some homeless guy must've broken in and jizzed in mah fridge - priceless :)
14:00 <Witchykitten> lol
15:00 <Witchykitten> not really Immutable, i lost faith in anything a long time ago :)
15:00 <Witchykitten> but most of all in humanity lol
15:00 <Witchykitten> a total lost cause
15:00 <Immutable> because I'm like this attractive
15:00 <Immutable> https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1760653780/1190978563_2261111954595ugly_man.jpg
15:00 <Witchykitten> thats why the file says 'ugly man'
15:00 <Immutable> and your chances of getting with me have decreased by 2%
15:00 <Witchykitten> not even going to look at it lol
17:00 <Immutable> look at mah fayce
17:00 <Witchykitten> wb 12Kezzie12
17:00 <Kezzie^> wb daughter
18:00 <Witchykitten> lol 12Immutable12 why would I want to get with you???
18:00 <^bozojim> hugs jules
18:00 <Kezzie> ta Witchykitten
18:00 <Kezzie> jules !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:00 <Witchykitten> hey 12Jules12 :)
18:00 <Devil45> especially since Immutable claims a homeless guy jizzed in his fridge witchy
18:00 <Witchykitten> exactly :P
18:00 <Witchykitten> double eewww
18:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
19:00 <Immutable> I've been cursed by uggliness and this CURSE
19:00 <Immutable> so many curses
19:00 <Immutable> rofl
19:00 <Witchykitten> keep telling that to yourself 12Immutable12 lol
19:00 <Kynetic> when im rome
19:00 <Kynetic> in*
19:00 <Witchykitten> 12Kezzie12 12Jules12 my head starts spinning lol
19:00 <Jules> `hop
19:00 <Kezzie> u right now Jules lol
19:00 <Witchykitten> hi 12Kynetic12
19:00 <Kynetic> hi Witchykitten :)
19:00 <Witchykitten> :)
19:00 <Kynetic> hi Jules!
20:00 <Jules> heya Kynetic!!!!!
20:00 <Kezzie> i going to kill her soon Witchykitten lol
20:00 <Jules> How is ya babe??????
20:00 <^bozojim> hugs Jules
20:00 <Kynetic> good here bout to goto a mates 40th
20:00 <Jules> hugsssss jimmy
20:00 <Kynetic> hows yourself?
20:00 <Kezzie> awwwwwww so Kynetic is now a babe Jules
20:00 <Witchykitten> lol 12Kezzie12
21:00 <^bozojim> lol Kynetic
21:00 <Jules> lol pffffft to you mummy
21:00 <Kezzie> biteme Jules
21:00 <Kynetic> mother daughter ay
21:00 <Kynetic> every mans fantasy
21:00 <Kezzie> awwwwwww how cute
21:00 <Jules> unfortunatly Kynetic!!!!
21:00 <Jules> LOL!!!!!!
22:00 <Jules> but i love ya mummy!!!
22:00 <Kezzie> love ya also Jules
22:00 <Immutable> all this love
22:00 <Kynetic> so much love
22:00 <Sara-Serina> quick jizz in ya fridge
23:00 <Kynetic> gotta make another deposit dude 
23:00 <Kynetic> its all this love
23:00 <Immutable> get over it it was an old joke
23:00 <Kynetic> oh no
23:00 <Sara-Serina> and? your fault for saying it :)
23:00 <Kynetic> that'll never get old
23:00 <Sara-Serina> amen kynetic
23:00 <Kynetic> im gonna be talking about that forever 
23:00 <Immutable> it gets old at the bottom of the fridge
23:00 <Kynetic> i bet it does
24:00 <Witchykitten> lol
24:00 <Kynetic> you might wanna get some vanilla scented fridge spray mate
24:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
24:00 <Kynetic> its a bit stinky in there
24:00 <Kezzie> lol
24:00 <Sara-Serina> smells like old mouldy cum
24:00 <Kynetic> cumbox.
24:00 <Witchykitten> do you jizz into those little thingies that are made for icecubes? lol
24:00 <Kynetic> 'nuff said.
24:00 <embri0n> whats the time there now?? almost 10:30am here 
24:00 <Sara-Serina> jizz cubes
24:00 <Witchykitten> lol eeww
24:00 <Witchykitten> hookers delight lol
24:00 <Sara-Serina> im turning myself off my dinner lol
25:00 <Witchykitten> i would too 12Sara-Serina12 lol
25:00 <Kynetic> lol
25:00 <embri0n> is that eastern or western Kezzie ??
25:00 <Sara-Serina> your lucky i got lids on my drink bottle
25:00 <Sara-Serina> so u missed
25:00 <Kynetic> *IM* lucky?
25:00 <Kynetic> hah
25:00 <Kynetic> im not the one who nearly got a jizzcube in their drink
26:00 <Immutable> it landed in her overies instead
26:00 <Kezzie> eastern embri0n
26:00 <Kynetic> BAM
26:00 <Sara-Serina> i got cats who like to stick face in cups
26:00 <Kynetic> STRAIGHT to the ovaries
26:00 <Kezzie> where r u embri0n ?
26:00 <embri0n> ok
26:00 <Sara-Serina> so i refuse to use cups
26:00 <embri0n> mozambique
26:00 <^bozojim> I do wipe my fridge out when i clean it with natural vanilla
26:00 <Skirmish> I remember seeing a picture of a feminist holding a sign at a rally that said 'If abortion is murder then blowjobs are canmibalism'
26:00 <Kezzie> ok
26:00 <Kynetic> im gonna guess if its 10:30am that he is somewhere in line with the middle east
26:00 <Kynetic> but i could be wrong
26:00 <embri0n> read above 
26:00 <Kynetic> yes
26:00 <Kynetic> i read just after i hit enter
27:00 <embri0n> ;) 
27:00 <Kezzie> u in bris Kynetic ?
27:00 <Kynetic> sure am
27:00 <Immutable> a gypsie put a curse on me because I punched her in the tit
27:00 <Kynetic> good on her
27:00 <embri0n> so any smelly hippies in here??
27:00 <Sara-Serina> blah
27:00 <Kynetic> nah
27:00 <Witchykitten> why would you do that anyway Immutable?
27:00 <Sara-Serina> cat fight
27:00 <Kezzie> the humidity is finally getting better up here
27:00 <Kynetic> theres no doof doof music
27:00 <Witchykitten> only you 12embri0n12
27:00 <Immutable> well first of all
27:00 <Kynetic> if you want hippies
28:00 <Immutable> she was a gyppo
28:00 <Kynetic> turn on the doof doof music and setup some tents
28:00 <Sara-Serina> usually our indian neighbours party on weekend
28:00 <Kynetic> theyll come out of nowhere
28:00 <Immutable> second of all she was breathing my oxygen
28:00 <Sara-Serina> but they moved out yesterday
28:00 <Sara-Serina> we got a paki family moving in
28:00 <embri0n> i was working on some doof doof music last night 
28:00 <Sara-Serina> i believe they have 3 kids
28:00 <Immutable> and I was feeling sick
28:00 <Sara-Serina> another brisbanite
29:00 <Kezzie> i got a/c going here but humidity is now better
29:00 <Sara-Serina> as i ws saying
29:00 <Sara-Serina> i got cats who like to stick face n tongue in what we drink
29:00 <Sara-Serina> curious
29:00 <Kezzie> i remember one trip to bris Jules lost power was dam 2 deg i froze
29:00 <Sara-Serina> so i use bottles lol
30:00 <^bozojim> lol Kezzie
30:00 <^bozojim> come down here for jule and july Kezzie this will get you sue to cold lol
30:00 <^bozojim> use*
30:00 <Kynetic> man
30:00 <Kynetic> you know that song that goes "i cant feel my face when im with you" ?
30:00 <Kynetic> all i can think when i hear it
31:00 <Kynetic> is 'dude.. you really should lay off the cocaine when youre with her'
31:00 <Kezzie> hell no way jim lol
31:00 <Kezzie> i dont have many winter clothes
31:00 <^bozojim> nothign wrong with 6 inches of snow, 2C out and cold antartic wind
31:00 <Witchykitten> lol 12Kynetic12
31:00 <Kynetic> i dont even really like cocaine
31:00 <Kynetic> i just like how it smells.
32:00 <Kezzie> i grew up where it snowed
32:00 <^bozojim> awww
34:00 <Witchykitten> give me beach please lol
35:00 <^bozojim> lol
35:00 <^bozojim> we will have snow in a few short weeks here
35:00 <Witchykitten> Jim, what are you cooking me for lunch? :P
35:00 <Kezzie> we got nice beaches here and 20mins by boat to magnetic island
36:00 <^bozojim> what would you like?
36:00 <Kezzie> Witchykitten i live up near the great barrier reef
37:00 <Witchykitten> i've never managed to travel up the coast, but i said to my friend, next time i come to australia we will :)
37:00 <Witchykitten> i've only seen pics and it looks beautiful
37:00 <Kezzie> hubby taking me to magnetic island for a few nights when i get well again so fingers crossed
38:00 <Witchykitten> whats magnetic island? i dont think i heard about it before
39:00 <Jules> Witchykitten: magnetic island is really a get away island
39:00 <Jules> let your hair down
39:00 <Jules> do what you want
39:00 <Witchykitten> is it magnetic?
39:00 <Jules> no!! LOL!
39:00 <Witchykitten> lol so watches still work? lol
40:00 <Jules> yessssssss
40:00 <Kezzie> we call it maggie island
40:00 <Witchykitten> ok lol
40:00 <Kezzie> they got a nude beach there i heard Witchykitten
41:00 <Witchykitten> oooers
41:00 <Witchykitten> i would be too shy to go to a nude beach lol
41:00 <Witchykitten> i wouldnt even want a fish to see me naked :P
41:00 <Kezzie> thats why i never been lol
41:00 <Witchykitten> lol
42:00 <Witchykitten> but i really miss going swining in the ocean and laying at the beach listening to the waves *sighs*
42:00 <Witchykitten> im so not a mountain person :S
42:00 <Sara-Serina> swining?
42:00 <Witchykitten> my dream always was to have a house at the beach
42:00 <Witchykitten> lol swiming :P
43:00 <Sara-Serina> ;p
43:00 <Kezzie> Witchykitten ppl rent out there houses n the island
44:00 <Witchykitten> i did that the last time i came to australia, but still didnt manage to get a real beach house :P it was like 200 meters from the beach lol
44:00 <JedStar_Mobile> Howdy howdy
44:00 <Kezzie> you can also take your car over on the barge or hire a moke Witchykitten
44:00 <Kezzie> hi JedStar
44:00 <^bozojim> hello JedStar_Mobile
45:00 <Witchykitten> whats a moke?
45:00 <Kezzie> where in oz did ya go Witchykitten ?
45:00 <JedStar_Mobile> Howdy Kezzie and Jimbo
45:00 <Jules> its like a buggy
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> Witchykitten: How's swining going? :P
45:00 <Witchykitten> last time my friend took me down the coast to Kiama
45:00 <Witchykitten> left and right 12Blitzkrieg12 :P
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> [18:42:45] <%Witchykitten> but i really miss going swining in the ocean and laying at the beach listening to the waves *sighs*
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> looooooooooool
45:00 <Kezzie> nice there did ya see the big blow hole ??
46:00 <Witchykitten> from there we did daily trips to camberra and a few other places i just cant remember the names lol
46:00 <Sara-Serina> blow hole eh
46:00 <Witchykitten> yessssssssss lol
46:00 <Sara-Serina> does it blow good Kezz
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> This is gettin raunchy
46:00 <Kezzie> yes Sara-Serina
46:00 <Witchykitten> i took lots of pics of the houses in kiama, so many beautiful houses in all kinds of colours lol
46:00 <Kezzie> lol
46:00 <Sara-Serina> right in the brow hole!
47:00 <Witchykitten> one was a bit odd, it was right next to a cemetary :S
48:00 <Kezzie> i live in a high set house we have kitchen 3 bedrooms bathroom toilet lounge room up stairs down is 1 bedroom kitchen lounge room bathroom its all a/c Witchykitten
48:00 <^bozojim> tried to get to tje middle of the area but as it is concercrated ground could not get ot the dead centre of it
48:00 <Witchykitten> wow sounds lovely 12Kezzie12
49:00 <Witchykitten> i need a new job lol. i need to save money again to come to australia
49:00 <Kezzie> we own our home now also but should have brought a hosp i live there more lol
49:00 <Witchykitten> the other possibility would be find a job there :P
49:00 <Witchykitten> aawww Kezzie, i'm sure you will get well enough soon and then no hospitals for you anymore :)
50:00 <Witchykitten> i've been to hospitals too often lol, broke too many bones :P
50:00 <Kezzie> hope so Witchykitten might have a chance now the weather is getting cooler
51:00 <Kezzie> i broke both my legs did one at a hosp lol
51:00 <Witchykitten> the longest i ever had to stay in hospital was 4 weeks and that just before christmas. i actually begged them to let me go home before christmas
51:00 <Witchykitten> lol well thats really bad
51:00 <Sara-Serina> sigh.. when people talk about you and what sort of car you should drive...
51:00 <Sara-Serina> how about i make that decision
51:00 <^bozojim> longest I can remember was 19 days in 1985 when i lost my left eye
51:00 <Kezzie> i just did 5 weeks
52:00 <^bozojim> yes
52:00 <Witchykitten> do they give you the same room whenever you have to go back?
53:00 <Kezzie> nope i now been in all the priv room had 105 operations 
53:00 <Witchykitten> damit thats a lot
54:00 <Kezzie> Witchykitten if u dont see me in channel means i in hosp Jules will fill u in
54:00 <Witchykitten> do you feel like you have problems with your memory? i have so trouble with mine after serveral operations :S
54:00 <Witchykitten> ok ty
55:00 <Kezzie> nope but still all my nerves play up every op
56:00 <Witchykitten> you're lucky then. i actually play memory card games to train it lol
56:00 <Kezzie> lol
56:00 <Kezzie> brb
56:00 <lx> 1,0 k1,0 Kezzie...
57:00 <Witchykitten> tyt :)
57:00 <^bozojim> hb Kezzie
57:00 <^bozojim> when i lost my left eye they let me sit out on the roof of the hospital day after day when i was not having surgery
57:00 <^bozojim> i was not a jump risk so they were not worried
58:00 <^bozojim> and now that is forbidden totally
00:00 <Witchykitten> rest well 12Kezzie12 hugs :)
00:00 <Witchykitten> didnt they have a proper balcony or something for that Jim?
00:00 <^bozojim> hugs Kezzie
01:00 <^bozojim> no it is an old hospital
01:00 <^bozojim> and it was a nice roof area for the ones they were not worried about
01:00 <^bozojim> had a BBQ up there and a sheltered area
01:00 <Witchykitten> ah ok
01:00 <Sara-Serina> hm some wierd person with the wierd name of Cholocate cake tried to add me
01:00 <^bozojim> they use to open up I would go up sit there all day had my meds with me
01:00 <Witchykitten> lol
01:00 <Sara-Serina> surely thats chocolate cake
02:00 <Witchykitten> maybe he she is sweet?
02:00 <Sara-Serina> he
02:00 <Sara-Serina> i rejected it had a pic of his dick as a profile pic
02:00 <^bozojim> and they would come up with my lunch and I would come down for dinner
02:00 <Witchykitten> Jim last time i was in hospital, my room had its own balcony lol and i couldnt go outside cause it was raining the whole 4 days i was there
02:00 <Witchykitten> eewww
03:00 <^bozojim> eeek
04:00 <Sara-Serina> i think ill have some cholocate ice cream
08:00 <nipmots> i need to sorta dinner
08:00 <Shadowgate> nipmots is funny lol
08:00 <nipmots> really cbfd getting shit tho
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> What a confusing cookie lx
10:00 <lx> 10,0 - invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become at which time it will be worth absolutely nothing.
16:00 <Witchykitten> i'm pondering over lunch, no clue what to make :S
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> Food?
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> :p
18:00 <MrMark> wheres sexy Exo.........the park is dark
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's at the park
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> Waiting for you
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's up a tree fapping
22:00 <Witchykitten> i hope he wont fall down
49:00 <Witchykitten> too bad
49:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
50:00 <Jules> i was just gonna do that too Witchykitten!!!!!
50:00 <Jules> :)))))))
50:00 <Witchykitten> rofl
50:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
51:00 <Jules> Thanks again for this afternoon Jackie!!!!
51:00 <Witchykitten> ni ni 12Jules12 sweet dreams :) huggles
51:00 <Jules> hugsssssssssssss
58:00 <Witchykitten> wb Jim :)
58:00 <^bozojim> ty Witchykitten
14:00 <^bozojim> hello Chris
15:00 <Chris> Hey hey
15:00 <Chris> Kitten :D
15:00 <Chris> Hi Jimbo
15:00 <Witchykitten> :)
16:00 <Witchykitten> i just decided i'll make foccacia for dinner
16:00 <Witchykitten> with salad
16:00 <Witchykitten> yumm
16:00 <Chris> what is that?
17:00 <Witchykitten> foccacia?
17:00 <Chris> Yeah
17:00 <Witchykitten> its like pizza without the topping and you make it thicker
18:00 <Chris> ohh, sounds good
18:00 <Witchykitten> you put olive oil and rock salt on top and various herbs, like rosmary and oregano and then bake it
18:00 <Witchykitten> its delicious
18:00 <Chris> Im hungry now
18:00 <Chris> ;/
18:00 <Witchykitten> you can also cut it open and stuff it with salami or ham
18:00 <Witchykitten> lol
18:00 <Witchykitten> me too
19:00 <Witchykitten> but first lunch :P
19:00 <Chris> haha
19:00 <Witchykitten> the dough has to stay put for an hour and then another 30 mins so its for dinner
19:00 <^bozojim> I make foccacia with rosemary springs and or olives baked into iy
19:00 <^bozojim> it
19:00 <Witchykitten> i dont like olives so i keep it very simple
19:00 <^bozojim> and i use ordinary plain flour not bread flour
20:00 <^bozojim> I cook just a little not a lot
20:00 <^bozojim> !ttop10
20:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. witchykitten(102) 2. ^bozojim(33) 3. Chris(18)
21:00 <^bozojim> ok it has reset at 8pm my time
21:00 <Witchykitten> lol
21:00 <^bozojim> and I am still in second place
21:00 <Witchykitten> whats the command to see the smiles?
21:00 <^bozojim> ummm
21:00 <Chris> !top10 smilies
22:00 <Witchykitten> i have to smile more :P
22:00 <^bozojim> ok I am happy I am eigth on there
22:00 <^bozojim> and I am not on top which is a really good thing :)
22:00 <Sara-Serina> !!top10
22:00 <Sara-Serina> !ttop10
22:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. witchykitten(117) 2. ^bozojim(71) 3. Chris(20) 4. Sara-Serina(2)
22:00 <Sara-Serina> or 3rd :p
22:00 <Witchykitten> rofl
23:00 <^bozojim> if i keep my words quiet I will not end up top of the ehap again and then i will not risk the crow bar treatment again
23:00 <Sara-Serina> you so will jump over kat soon jimbo
23:00 <Sara-Serina> not that she minds :)
23:00 <Witchykitten> rofl
23:00 <^bozojim> no I will not I will make sure I do not jump over her
23:00 <^bozojim> doing almost three thousand words last twenty four hours was bad enough
23:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
24:00 <Sara-Serina> well if you do get bart to jump for you
24:00 <^bozojim> he is on my bed asleep making it nice and warm
24:00 <Sara-Serina> by farting?
24:00 <^bozojim> no
25:00 <^bozojim> his are worse than a Walter one which is nothing on a sadam mustard gas according to Achmed
25:00 <Sara-Serina> hahahah
26:00 <^bozojim> so if I do not excessivley talk I will not jump over Witchykitten
26:00 <^bozojim> !ttop10
26:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(168) 2. witchykitten(119) 3. Sara-Serina(32) 4. Chris(20)
26:00 <Sara-Serina> http://en.meowshare.com/test/tpl/newtest.php?start=1&retry=0&gameid=452&userid=1666181216926813&date=20160415&domain=en-img3.meowshare.com&code=AQBX0h_7FzdHAhk7p2gpOOgjgzGiq8NrUt_fFeQ8fuHDo9j-wtcv9AK7gDjkbWiA5ox4fQ5iENp30dKvcMKcu8qL2eWRhawn7WpJGNhkJ0r2DhK4qjwsHbWPI_dvXPp86x35HnkvgzHSGDhHqP73uYxt0NlvQutQKQNIVx7kE0Q1O5jxJnCHiYFPpXucdRSXo6w5cPJJhYzwIeh1CMWxbQyjdRy4E5pMAxX_bZANwbwdbLJgUs_hHzWpNls26trEtOEb1pq8Ay2iNxcwdvepuOJ7CWTH_gYqgRDHgKbpwimsKxO_UQIbJn
26:00 <Sara-Serina> i got king pookie lol
27:00 <^bozojim> err I will not say a word
27:00 <^bozojim> !top10
27:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
27:00 <Sara-Serina> legs mcgonagull haha i took it again
27:00 <^bozojim> you have broken one hundred thousand words Sara-Serina :)
28:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
28:00 <Sara-Serina> !ttop10
28:00 <Sara-Serina> im not surprised
29:00 <Witchykitten> rofl
30:00 <Sara-Serina> Im sure that the gambling addiction helpline would get a lot more calls if every 10th caller won a prize or something!
32:00 <^bozojim> ty Sara-Serina
33:00 <^bozojim> this on and off could happen til the 26th they are working on the tower doing scheduled maintainance
33:00 <Zade> hello ^bozojim
33:00 <^bozojim> hello Zade
33:00 <Witchykitten> hey 12Zade12 :)
34:00 <^bozojim> welcome back Lumeah
34:00 <Zade> hello Witchykitten
36:00 <Lumeah> Ty jim
36:00 <Lumeah> Hi zade
37:00 <Skirmish> Whalecum back Lumies.
37:00 <Lumeah> Thx skirmy 
38:00 <Skirmish> How was your day babes?
38:00 <Zade> hello Lumeah
38:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cheers bro
38:00 <Zade> hello Chris
38:00 <Zade> hello Blitzkrieg
38:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hello Zade
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> How'd you go last night?
39:00 <Zade> yeah good
39:00 <Chris> gday Zade, Blitz
51:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ-1DYwaxrE
51:00 <^bozojim> sits quietly
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Freeez - I.O.U. 1983 - Original Version (Aug 4, 2009) Length: 3:50 - Category: Music - 6,410,470 views views - 26,604 likes (97.8%), 601 dislikes (2.2%)
06:00 <MrMark> sexy Chris
06:00 <Witchykitten> pics please lol i want proof
08:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZu2j7GuZQA
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Duke Dumont - Street Walker (May 3, 2012) Length: 2:14 - Category: Music - 177,036 views - likes (97.6%), 24 dislikes (2.4%)
16:00 <Chris> Lumeah !
16:00 <^bozojim> welcome back Lumeah
17:00 <Lumeah> tx jim
17:00 <Chris> not much chat, is the footy on or something
18:00 <^bozojim> i have been talking earlier i have done over three thousand words since this time yesterday 
18:00 <Chris> ohh, good
18:00 <^bozojim> and was top of the heap at 8pm and think i would be close to the top again
19:00 <Chris> You deserve more recognition Jim ;p
20:00 <^bozojim> no i do not I am just a plain chatter thats all
20:00 <wishcraft> you know if you enter people like you see on the TV... on this http://fonts.labs.coop/ and get some font your garrenteed from it getting it coffee it will at least be chocking spew on the screen
20:00 <^bozojim> no thanks
20:00 <wishcraft> i just submitted "adobe" fonts to the hon. David Cameron
20:00 <Witchykitten> i think 12wishcraft12 is a bot, he said the same already last time
20:00 <wishcraft> just his details
20:00 <wishcraft> i am not Witchykitten 
21:00 <wishcraft> I am a programmer
21:00 <wishcraft> i am not biological true
21:00 <wishcraft> i am cybosity
21:00 <Witchykitten> then why repeat that crap that nobody wants to hear?
21:00 <^bozojim> ok define that
21:00 <wishcraft> yeah spewing
21:00 <Witchykitten> it was boring the first time and its still boring now lol
22:00 <wishcraft> i neeed to move it back to my vps
22:00 <wishcraft> i found slices how well done by interserver.net
22:00 <wishcraft> $6 per slice of a KVM
22:00 <wishcraft> the whole KVM
22:00 <Chris> lol
22:00 <wishcraft> not virtual services below it
23:00 <wishcraft> put in CHRONOLABS to get a discount
23:00 <wishcraft> or 20OFF
24:00 <Chris> You a bit of a IT geek wishcraft? ;p
24:00 <wishcraft> yeah well if you check my passport at DFAT M8747409
24:00 <wishcraft> it will tell you I am one of the people that invented the internet primary
24:00 <wishcraft> and primordially
24:00 <Chris> right
25:00 <wishcraft> it my network schemers
25:00 <Witchykitten> of course
25:00 <President_Trump> breaking news: Witchykitten welcomes rapefugees "come stay with me in my unit all welcome'
25:00 <Chris> You should work for the FBI
25:00 <Witchykitten> and i invented vibrators
25:00 <Chris> be quiet Trump
25:00 <Witchykitten> lol
26:00 <Chris> your days are numbered, no one likes you anymore ;p
26:00 <President_Trump> Witchykitten is very fond of me
27:00 <Chris> like BabY was? ;p
28:00 <President_Trump> baby was just a fling, Witchykitten and i are rock solid
28:00 <Chris> right
29:00 <wishcraft> i have been raped a few times President_Trump 
29:00 <wishcraft> by girs and boys
30:00 <wishcraft> anyone remember * Jodes smokes a cig
30:00 <President_Trump> i am going to hire Witchykitten as CFO of my company
31:00 <wishcraft> hey whats the http://time.labs.coop/Australia/Sydney I bet you have chronotunmyflixia President_Trump 
32:00 <wishcraft> all with your gregorians I know President_Trump but that is the 2nd 22nd Century in coming for a ride in labs.coop
33:00 <Witchykitten> lmao
33:00 <Witchykitten> yay i have a new job
35:00 <President_Trump> we are undertaking a very important period of growth, and it is essential we have a talented CFO that has their finger on the pulse
35:00 <President_Trump>  the initial contract will be a salary of US$1 million per year
35:00 <President_Trump> with bonuses
36:00 <Chris> Trump, you need a gf champ
36:00 <President_Trump> and because the CFO is such a generous person, 95% of this salary will be donated to help boat people
36:00 <Witchykitten> well if i make 10 mio a year, fine by me :P
37:00 <President_Trump> you only get 1 million
37:00 <President_Trump> 95% to boat people
37:00 <Chris> How can such a disgusting man, have a gorgeous daughter? defies logic :D
37:00 <Witchykitten> she is made of plastic 12Chris12 lol
38:00 <President_Trump> are you talking about ivanka? WE LOVE IVANKA DONT WE FOLKS??
38:00 <Witchykitten> isnt ivanka his exwife?
38:00 <Witchykitten> omg you fucked your own daughter???
38:00 <Blitzkrieg> Trump is from tassy?
39:00 <President_Trump> ivana is his ex wife
39:00 <Witchykitten> almost the same
41:00 <President_Trump> a CFO can not afford to make these types of mistakes
41:00 <Chris> might explain a few things Blitz ;p
41:00 <Witchykitten> lol
41:00 <Blitzkrieg> Looll
41:00 <Witchykitten> why? i'm not your wedding planer
46:00 <Tim-Sim> Hello
50:00 <Witchykitten> hey 12SkyFire12 :) hugs
50:00 <SkyFire> :)
51:00 <Witchykitten> lol
51:00 <Witchykitten> didnt you get enough sleep?
51:00 <SkyFire> I did, but just tired anyway
54:00 <Witchykitten> i'm not edible :)
54:00 <SkyFire> oh
54:00 <Witchykitten> are you in ireland now?
54:00 <SkyFire> not yet - tommorrow
55:00 <Witchykitten> i didnt say i was poisonous lol
55:00 <Witchykitten> ah ok
55:00 <SkyFire> lol
56:00 <Witchykitten> yuck, egyptian funeral
56:00 <SkyFire> aww
56:00 <^bozojim> lol
56:00 <SkyFire> lol hugs
57:00 <Witchykitten> you just want to burry me
57:00 <SkyFire> nah
57:00 <President_Trump> breaking news: Witchykitten donates her life savings to the invaders "it's important they feel welcome"
57:00 <^bozojim> Witchykitten even
57:00 <Witchykitten> lmao trump that wouldnt help them much, i have like 50 bucks in my account
58:00 <Witchykitten> you're curling up on Chris' lap too???
58:00 <SkyFire> after coming back alive
58:00 <SkyFire> nah - beside you
58:00 <Witchykitten> i'm already on 12Chris12 lap since 2 hours or so lol
59:00 <SkyFire> lol
59:00 <Chris> oooer
59:00 <SkyFire> takes Witchykitten to some deep dark cave - lol
01:00 <Witchykitten> 12SkyFire12 you start to scare me
01:00 <Witchykitten> first you burry me alive
01:00 <SkyFire> your safe Witchykitten
01:00 <Witchykitten> then want to drag me off to a dark cave
01:00 <Witchykitten> creepy
02:00 <MrMark> dark park
02:00 <Witchykitten> lol
02:00 <Witchykitten> yes go to the dark park with 12MrMark12 :P
02:00 <SkyFire> nah
03:00 <Sara-Serina> waste of time when its a pinnie
03:00 <SkyFire> hi sara
04:00 <Sara-Serina> hey skyfire
04:00 <Sara-Serina> i say george you should just quit and dont come back noone likes you
05:00 <Witchykitten> bye bye 12SkyFire12 :)
14:00 <Sara-Serina> yuck cock breath
18:00 <Sara-Serina> im lost between channels lol
18:00 <Witchykitten> lol
18:00 <Witchykitten> rearrange the windows? :P
18:00 <Sara-Serina> oops
19:00 <Sara-Serina> ah no i was playing a game and came back
19:00 <Sara-Serina> i thought i was next door lol
19:00 <Witchykitten> lol
21:00 <Sara-Serina> ;p
24:00 <Witchykitten> hey 12nate12 :)
24:00 <nate> lo miss kitten
24:00 <nate> hows things
25:00 <^bozojim> hello nate
25:00 <nate> hi mr jim wot u doin
25:00 <nate> watchin tv?
25:00 <^bozojim> not a lot
26:00 <nate> i purchased a new phone cant install paradise bay
26:00 <nate> ohh dat game i wove it!
26:00 <Witchykitten> good, i had yummy lunch and am pondering over getting a pice of brownie
27:00 <Chris> nate !
30:00 <Tim-Sim> Hello
30:00 <Tim-Sim> is it really necessary to say hello?
31:00 <Sara-Serina> up to you if you wanna be snobby
31:00 <Sara-Serina> but the rest of us say hey
38:00 <^bozojim> georgeandwell-alpha is silent for a change
38:00 <nate> fkn zinger black chris
38:00 <Sara-Serina> probably watching tranny prn
38:00 <nate> u tried it
39:00 <Sara-Serina> isnt that hello in japanese
39:00 <Zade> wanna fuck
39:00 <Sara-Serina> i watch japanology..
40:00 <Sara-Serina> ni hao. chinese for hi or hello.
40:00 <Sara-Serina> rather chinese then
41:00 <Witchykitten> lol
41:00 <Sara-Serina> it was either chinese or japanese lol
41:00 <Witchykitten> oh then its ni hao ma, hi how are you
41:00 <Witchykitten> i know its chinese
41:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh
41:00 <Witchykitten> my mum told me from when she was in china
42:00 <Sara-Serina> ;p
42:00 <Chris> oooer Asian girls
43:00 <Immutable> are ugly
44:00 <^bozojim> i would ask my mummy Fied but she is wrapped in Egypt at the moment
44:00 <Witchykitten> i like asian guys :P
44:00 <Witchykitten> best is when they are a mix of european and asian
44:00 <Witchykitten> tall with slightly asian features
44:00 <Witchykitten> nom nom nom
45:00 <Zade> well georgeandwell-alpha is chinese Witchykitten
46:00 <Zade> perhaps you are missing out 
46:00 <Immutable> is he?
46:00 <Zade> yes
47:00 <Chris> Asian girls are ugly? wtf
47:00 <Zade> he hates white australians though 
47:00 <Chris> Japanese and Chinese are like little dolls ;p
48:00 <Witchykitten> lol
48:00 <Immutable> n e girls want a night cap?
48:00 <Immutable> I have a black marker and a manicure set
49:00 <Witchykitten> lmao
49:00 <Witchykitten> kinky 12Immutable12
49:00 <Immutable> we could manicure the marker
49:00 <Immutable> get to know each other better
49:00 <Witchykitten> aawww i thought we manicure you
50:00 <Immutable> free manicure?
50:00 <Witchykitten> yeah
50:00 <Immutable> yeah deal
51:00 <Witchykitten> lol
51:00 <Immutable> next time you're in sydney free manicure
52:00 <Witchykitten> deal
52:00 <Immutable> who knew that georgeandwell-alpha's pickup technique would bag me a free pedicure
53:00 <Immutable> ... manicure
56:00 <Witchykitten> well that at least tells me you take care of yourself lol
56:00 <Witchykitten> wb Jim :)
56:00 <^bozojim> ty Witchykitten
02:00 <Immutable> I barely take care of myself
03:00 <Immutable> surprised I don't have gorilla aids yet through grottiness
04:00 <Witchykitten> eewwwwww
04:00 <Witchykitten> then its a no go
04:00 <Immutable> yet I don't have any form of aids
04:00 <Immutable> this makes me a sad panda
05:00 <Witchykitten> shower, shave and put on fresh clothes and we can talk
05:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
10:00 <Witchykitten> whats a neckbeard?
11:00 <Immutable> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jCfesosMAkk/maxresdefault.jpg <-
12:00 <Sara-Serina> er yeh could someone say santa claus had a hair cut
12:00 <Witchykitten> 12Immutable12 can i abuse you as labrat for a sec?
13:00 <Witchykitten> i want to show 12Chris12 the kick command that wont work for me
13:00 <Immutable> sure
13:00 <Witchykitten> `kick 12Immutable12 just a test
13:00 <Chris> waaaa
13:00 <Witchykitten> %Witchykitten `kick Immutable just a test
13:00 <Witchykitten> [03:14pm] (..notice..) ChanOP: Immutable is not currently online
13:00 <Witchykitten> see
14:00 <Chris> well ur command has weird colors around the nick thats why ;p
14:00 <Witchykitten> now you try 12Chris12 lol
14:00 <Witchykitten> lmao
14:00 <Witchykitten> i dont see any colours :P
14:00 <Chris> dunno what it is ;p
14:00 <Chris> its blue
15:00 <Witchykitten> everything white on my screen
15:00 <Witchykitten> no colour code
15:00 <Witchykitten> its driving me crazy that it wont work
15:00 <Chris> letter A thats blue
15:00 <Witchykitten> a of what?
15:00 <Chris> with a little hat on
15:00 <Witchykitten> of immutable?
15:00 <philosopher{[x]}> hello
15:00 <Chris> yes
16:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i got my speaking test tomorrow
16:00 <Chris> and me
16:00 <philosopher{[x]}> is there me that your looking for
16:00 <Witchykitten> can you paste it to me? because here everything looks normal
17:00 <philosopher{[x]}> nothing is normal in my life
17:00 <Chris> Immutable
17:00 <Witchykitten> wait, no need to
17:00 <Immutable> yeah what
17:00 <Witchykitten> on my screen it looks normal
17:00 <philosopher{[x]}> why not
17:00 <Witchykitten> i just looked through the bot
17:00 <philosopher{[x]}> if i cant have you...i cant live
17:00 <Sara-Serina> noone cares beehhhh
17:00 <Witchykitten> ok it must be my script
17:00 <Chris> Yep
18:00 <philosopher{[x]}> well it was a big country
18:00 <Sara-Serina> probably the way you had the script set up Kat
18:00 <philosopher{[x]}> just didnt understand why someone else got to stay to betrayed me and i dont
18:00 <Sara-Serina> i know this one has stuff missing that Snowy took out
18:00 <Witchykitten> yeah its something with the script, i just dont know why
18:00 <Sara-Serina> trying to find original so i can fix it
18:00 <Witchykitten> which one do you use?
18:00 <philosopher{[x]}> bitch set the same trap she was 18 years ago
19:00 <philosopher{[x]}> somewhat suicidal
19:00 <Sara-Serina> muse2
19:00 <Witchykitten> did you try to google it?
19:00 <Sara-Serina> its Adrians old one
19:00 <Witchykitten> ok
19:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh no longer around
19:00 <philosopher{[x]}> do you put a pic you want jumpoff a builing
19:00 <Witchykitten> speaking of snowy, is she still around?
19:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh on fb
19:00 <Witchykitten> cool :) she wont talk to me anymore :S
19:00 <philosopher{[x]}> you didnt
19:00 <Sara-Serina> me either
20:00 <philosopher{[x]}> but the same and hell im going through wot about me
20:00 <Sara-Serina> not since i told her to stick her head up a horses vagina and take a deep breath
20:00 <Chris> lol
20:00 <Sara-Serina> that was some 8 years ago
21:00 <Sara-Serina> she used to stand over me in sex all the time
21:00 <philosopher{[x]}> perhaps i will have a beautiful death
21:00 <philosopher{[x]}> my norell still wants me
21:00 <Witchykitten> lmao
21:00 <Sara-Serina> whys the tranny fucker looking for attention
21:00 <Chris> philosopher{[x]}, ive heard hanging is good
21:00 <philosopher{[x]}> hang on a sex there
21:00 <Immutable> I'm going to finish off my orange juice
21:00 <philosopher{[x]}> you have a big cock doesnt mean not everyone likes it
22:00 <Sara-Serina> and you having a pinnie is a turn off
23:00 <philosopher{[x]}> you have holes the size of amazing holes on the planet
23:00 <philosopher{[x]}> sinkhole
24:00 <Immutable> philosopher{[x]}, can you shutup please
24:00 <Immutable> thanks
24:00 <^bozojim> ty Witchykitten
24:00 <^bozojim> is getting sick of this
24:00 <^bozojim> stupid telstra
25:00 <^bozojim> out of turps, laquuer thinners, metho, and petrol atm
25:00 <^bozojim> all i am on is tea
25:00 <^bozojim> but it is Lipton intense
25:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
25:00 <^bozojim> lol
26:00 <Immutable> lay off the tea you bozo
26:00 <Immutable> someone is going to get hurt
26:00 <^bozojim> is my only vice
26:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i fapped twice
27:00 <philosopher{[x]}> get all the stress out i guess then go to bed fresh
27:00 <Immutable> now write a poem about it 
27:00 <philosopher{[x]}> tomorrow norell will come and we start all over again
27:00 <Immutable> .....
28:00 <philosopher{[x]}> hello from the other side...
29:00 <Sara-Serina> stfu from the other side
30:00 <Witchykitten> brb
30:00 <lx> 1,0 Oh so quick1,0 Witchykitten...
31:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i will slap you with my cock in a minute
31:00 <Immutable> fuck me
31:00 <philosopher{[x]}> spread ur legs
31:00 <Immutable> could you be anymore cancerous
32:00 <Sara-Serina> u cock slap me i break that little thing :)
32:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i want fuck u with a razor blade mate
32:00 <Sara-Serina> so give it a go
32:00 <Immutable> what's your address
32:00 <philosopher{[x]}> im in dhaka bangladesh
32:00 <philosopher{[x]}> can u dare to come here
32:00 <philosopher{[x]}> ?huh
32:00 <Immutable> hahahaha
33:00 <Sara-Serina> ignore him immutable... hes attention seeking
33:00 <philosopher{[x]}> bite me!?!
33:00 <Sara-Serina> no thanks
33:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i was talking to Immutable
34:00 <philosopher{[x]}> dont you have a husband saved up his farts for you in your bed
34:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i heard you lost a dildo while playing with it?
35:00 <Sara-Serina> im not married
36:00 <Sara-Serina> and neither am i tired ;)
36:00 <Sara-Serina> so keep trying
36:00 <Sara-Serina> i lost tht years ago
36:00 <philosopher{[x]}> im having a fap not trying anything else
36:00 <Sara-Serina> must be up your arse
37:00 <philosopher{[x]}> you are ignored for being a smartarse
37:00 <Immutable> whatever this x is about must be  a shit philosophy
37:00 <philosopher{[x]}> x from xmen and im the guy on wheel chair
38:00 <philosopher{[x]}> ...loner...goner...with lots of cool power
38:00 <Immutable> except the power to fap
38:00 <philosopher{[x]}> Witchykitten: ch for china?
38:00 <philosopher{[x]}> come help me with my fap Immutable
38:00 <Witchykitten> and it works
38:00 <Immutable> ok
39:00 <Witchykitten> no china is cn i think
39:00 <Witchykitten> ch = confederation helvetica
39:00 <philosopher{[x]}> ohhh ok
39:00 <Sara-Serina> i guess, if he cant see this then norell is out sucking some other guys pinnie thats why hes in here acting like a twat
39:00 <Bonny> norell has no vagina
39:00 <philosopher{[x]}> cock should be suck by women only?
40:00 <Bonny> real women
40:00 <Sara-Serina> i know but norell has a mouth ;) so "she" is out sucking the men off right
40:00 <philosopher{[x]}> Sara-Serina is a real women but offered me no service either
40:00 <philosopher{[x]}> man
40:00 <Sara-Serina> me?
40:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh?
40:00 <Sara-Serina> is that why this man has his period?
40:00 <Immutable> lol
40:00 <Sara-Serina> the thing that women actually have for 5 days
41:00 <Sara-Serina> dickhead
41:00 <Bonny> why would she offer her services to you for? she doesn't want to catch any disease
41:00 <Bonny> s
41:00 <philosopher{[x]}> if you have period i have to put you on a tampon
41:00 <Immutable> ROFL
41:00 <Immutable> just ban him
41:00 <Sara-Serina> im not that stupid to let it run down my legs
41:00 <Sara-Serina> but hey ill give the tampon to you to use
41:00 <Sara-Serina> coz i dont use them
41:00 <philosopher{[x]}> you letting it down from your ass already mate
41:00 <Sara-Serina> i hate corks
43:00 <Bonny> not just that, Sara-Serina... there's a chance a tampon is toxic and can get blood poison from wearing them
43:00 <^bozojim> TSS is a real possibility
43:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i met aliens ate half used tampons from my campus big bin at curtin borneo
43:00 <philosopher{[x]}> its true
43:00 <Bonny> yup
43:00 <reptile_> i bet corks never done anything 2 u
43:00 <nate> beeh makes tampons in bangladesh
43:00 <nate> hes very helpful
44:00 <Bonny> he makes $2 an hour 
44:00 <Sara-Serina> yep
44:00 <Sara-Serina> i just dont like them uncomfy things
44:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i just prepare for my speaking tomorrow
44:00 <Immutable> freebleeding
45:00 <philosopher{[x]}> you guys think i joked about that
45:00 <philosopher{[x]}> they really do ate those
45:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i heard someone bnaging the bin in the dawn remember i told already on melb channel
45:00 <Bonny> just believing there are aliens that eat tampons is hillarious
45:00 <Immutable> wtf aliens ate tampons?
45:00 <Chris> the Aliens from Mars?
46:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://www.foxnews.com/science/2016/04/14/2015-was-big-year-for-canadian-ufo-sightings-report-says.html
46:00 <reptile_> yeah im thinking of moving over there
46:00 <reptile_> area 51 
47:00 <Chris> Yeah those UFOs are actually a kiddies kite i designed
47:00 <reptile_> have u seen the movie independence day
48:00 <reptile_> i could have been at a bbq
48:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91iNmICV8gL._SY445_.jpg
48:00 <Chris> lol
48:00 <philosopher{[x]}> you guys are dump enough not to believe aliens and not giving me my visa back to aust
48:00 <philosopher{[x]}> dumb
49:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i reckon Sara-Serina is an alien
49:00 <Sara-Serina> man i wish this blow hard would just take the hint and fuck off
49:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh im going ot bend you over and anal probe you with a huge dildo
50:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i hope you get big cocks ya aint getting mine
50:00 <reptile_> ill get a shirt made up says i was abducted by aliens in roswell and they replaced my brains with marshmallows
50:00 <Bonny> pics of gtfo
50:00 <Bonny> or*
50:00 <Sara-Serina> i got a bf sorry i dont fuck idiots either not off the net
51:00 <philosopher{[x]}> pics to get off
51:00 <Sara-Serina> dont know what disease they have
51:00 <Bonny> get the fuck off
51:00 <philosopher{[x]}> you heard the man Sara-Serina
51:00 <Bonny> I'm talking to you, philosopher{[x]}
51:00 <Bonny> show us your wang
52:00 <reptile_> Sara-Serina dont worry they seem to know how i am also
52:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
52:00 <Sara-Serina> its amusing though
52:00 <Sara-Serina> hes taking his weener for a walk
53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i found my ex last nite on fb reco
53:00 <Bonny> big deal
53:00 <Immutable> lol 
53:00 <Immutable> I'm watching ufo vids
53:00 <Bonny> green men?
53:00 <Bonny> or red?
53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> bithc want sympathy after fucked many men at parlor
54:00 <philosopher{[x]}> why cant Sara-Serina have one
54:00 <Bonny> want what?
54:00 <philosopher{[x]}> what want?
54:00 <Bonny> have what?
55:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i got a better idea
55:00 <philosopher{[x]}> going to bed in shortwhile
55:00 <Bonny> philosopher{[x]} are you able to hold a conversation? you keep jumping from one thing to another
56:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i told you i had exams today
56:00 <philosopher{[x]}> you guys are mind rapist
56:00 <Bonny> I wasn't here when you said that
56:00 <Bonny> lol
56:00 <Bonny> that was easy
56:00 <Sara-Serina> hes a wierd one
56:00 <Bonny> yup
56:00 <reptile_> some tarago driver tried to drag me at the lights
56:00 <reptile_> dickhead
57:00 <Sara-Serina> coppers just pulled up a kid outside the house
57:00 <reptile_> I know but he went over the speed limit 
57:00 <Sara-Serina> he almost slid ways into my car on my lawn
57:00 <Sara-Serina> running from cops
57:00 <reptile_> true
58:00 <reptile_> did they get him?
58:00 <Sara-Serina> i tyeh
58:00 <Sara-Serina> he got booked
58:00 <Bonny> booked for what?
58:00 <Sara-Serina> i only know coz coppers knocked on door to tell me to move car
58:00 <reptile_> booked?
58:00 <Sara-Serina> copped a fine and car was towed
58:00 <Sara-Serina> they are cracking down on hooners in this street
58:00 <Sara-Serina> they come off the roundabout doing almost 100
58:00 <reptile_> why did he run?
59:00 <Sara-Serina> i dunno
59:00 <Sara-Serina> i didnt ask
59:00 <Sara-Serina> but i was warned to move the car
59:00 <Sara-Serina> its my mums so i should
59:00 <Bonny> he prolly had drugs in his car
59:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh id say so
59:00 <Sara-Serina> i still remembe rwhat happened to tinas car last year
59:00 <Sara-Serina> it was totalled on our front lawn by a DUI driver
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