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00:29:00 <Taco> hi
00:29:00 <Taco> asl?
00:52:00 <eddie> with a Christmas decoration
00:54:00 <Bonny> thanks eddie.. you too
00:55:00 <jigsaw> merry kissmyass everyone
01:06:00 <Exo> ho ho ho
01:11:00 <lusus_naturae> merry christmas down under
01:11:00 <Sunbeam> hi again :)
01:11:00 <Kezzie> merry xmas Sunbeam
01:12:00 <Sunbeam> merry xmas Kezzie huggggs :)
01:13:00 <Exo> merry xmas everybody :))
01:14:00 <Sunbeam> Merry Christmas Exo :))
01:14:00 <lusus_naturae> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHMpq_9YKrg
01:14:00 <Kezzie> Exo 4Merry 3Christmas
01:14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Archive - Axiom (May 27, 2014) 10:01 - Category: Music - 19,344 views - 57 likes (96.6%), 2 dislikes (3.4%)
01:14:00 <lusus_naturae> for your chrismtams bells
01:25:00 <jigsaw> caffee xxxxxxxxxxxx *sprog* long time no see
01:25:00 <Cath^> hey jigsaw
01:26:00 <Cath^> I think you you should urban dictionary that word :/
01:26:00 <jigsaw> why, i invented it about 1984
01:30:00 <jigsaw> means that too
01:30:00 <jigsaw> im just excited to see you is all ;)
01:32:00 <Cath^> :o
01:33:00 <jigsaw> was that a cringe? miss me?!! :)
01:35:00 <Cath^> your job here is done ;)
01:35:00 <jigsaw> yeah that too
01:41:00 <lusus_naturae> I thought a sprog was the same a a rugrat
01:41:00 <lusus_naturae> same as a even
01:42:00 <Cath^> hehe
01:42:00 <Cath^> where are you from again!
01:44:00 <jigsaw> good now fetch me slippers :)
01:44:00 <jigsaw> close enough :)
01:45:00 <lusus_naturae> I was actually born in NSW
01:45:00 <lusus_naturae> raised in QLD
01:45:00 <Cath^> asl jigsaw ?
01:45:00 <Cath^> now living where?
01:46:00 <lusus_naturae> in France
01:46:00 <jigsaw> im 13
01:46:00 <Cath^> why did I think Germany?
01:46:00 <Cath^> how long have you been there?
01:46:00 <Cath^> you don't look 13 jigsaw lol
01:46:00 <lusus_naturae> because I'm dull and humourless?
01:46:00 <Cath^> sif!!
01:47:00 <jigsaw> im 13, female, and work for the local cops :)
01:47:00 <lusus_naturae> officially I've been here five years
01:47:00 <lusus_naturae> jigsaw's nickname is honeypot
01:47:00 <Cath^> unofficially?
01:47:00 <lusus_naturae> six I guess
01:47:00 <Cath^> kk
01:49:00 <Cath^> Joyeux Noël
01:49:00 <lusus_naturae> ha
01:49:00 <lusus_naturae> I tried writing Noël
01:49:00 <lusus_naturae> but I'm not sure if the character shows up okay or not
01:50:00 <Cath^> it shows
01:51:00 <lusus_naturae> yay!
01:51:00 <lusus_naturae> it's just gibberish on my screen
01:51:00 <lusus_naturae> complete gobbledygook
01:51:00 <Cath^> trust?
01:52:00 <lusus_naturae> no one
01:52:00 <Cath^> mwhaha
01:53:00 <lusus_naturae> a look, I must admit, you pull off rather well
01:54:00 <Cath^> flattery will get you everywhere
01:55:00 <lusus_naturae> that a chocolate
01:55:00 <lusus_naturae> and
01:55:00 <jigsaw> Cath^ you cant afford the materials to make you look sweet or innocent :)
01:56:00 <Cath^> which materials do you speak of???
01:56:00 <jigsaw> all $5999 of them :)
01:56:00 <Cath^> :o
01:56:00 <Cath^> but...but....
01:56:00 <jigsaw> for the record a micro explosive just went off in Cath^s head ;)
01:57:00 <Cath^> I can afford the puncture repair kit
02:03:00 <Cath^> Merry Xmas Sydney..I'm off to bed
02:04:00 <jigsaw> nini Cath^ xx
06:25:00 <Lumeah> Merry Christmas? Lol
06:25:00 <Lumeah> Morning Glenn
06:26:00 <Kezzie> Lumeah 4Merry 3Christmas
06:26:00 <Kezzie> Glenn 4Merry 3Christmas
06:28:00 <Lumeah> Lol i know aye. Lol
06:28:00 <Lumeah> Merry Christmas Kezzie
06:35:00 <BlackDevil> its kwanzza
06:36:00 <Fez> Happy christmas all
06:39:00 <Sunbeam> 12M13E4R10R6Y 12C7H14R13I2S4T7M12A13S 12A13N7D
06:39:00 <Sunbeam> 12A 13H5A3P7P12Y 14N13E2W 4Y12E13A10R
06:39:00 <Sunbeam> ....12L4O6V13E 13S7U12N4B14E3A6M 12 XXXXX
06:39:00 <Sunbeam> :)
06:42:00 <Sunbeam> Good morning to you Glenn hugggs :)
06:43:00 <Sunbeam> did santa come to you? lol
06:43:00 <Sunbeam> yep only 7:43 pm here
06:44:00 <Sunbeam> your yesterday is my today lol
06:44:00 <Kezzie> Fez 4Merry 3Christmas
06:44:00 <Fez> Happy christmas kezzie
06:45:00 <Sunbeam> speed has nothing to do with it Glenn lol
06:45:00 <Sunbeam> all good things comes to those who wait (so they say)
06:45:00 <Fez> Sunny lives in the past
06:46:00 <Sunbeam> i'm living in the present
06:46:00 <Sunbeam> you are living in the future (my future)
06:46:00 <Fez> Youre the girl in the cake?
06:46:00 <Fez> Nice
06:46:00 <Sunbeam> lol
06:51:00 <Lumeah> Rof. Lol
06:51:00 <Lumeah> It's a worry how quick that reply was. Lol
06:51:00 <Lumeah> . :p
06:52:00 <Sunbeam> ?
07:01:00 <DoC> Merry Christmas Everyone!
08:25:00 <Exo> Merry Xmas boys and girls
08:30:00 <Exo> Thanks Glenn and merry Xmas to you too ! :))
08:31:00 <Exo> What has st Nicholas placed under your tree this year
08:35:00 <Exo> Hehe yeah
13:52:00 <Exo> !add reg fez
14:02:00 <Fez> :D
14:02:00 <Fez> Happy christmas
14:19:00 <milk> Merry Eead
14:20:00 <DoC> Merry Christmas
14:53:00 <DoC> Stud!
14:53:00 <DoC> :)
14:53:00 <Student> D ;)
14:54:00 <Taco> have a christmas
14:54:00 <Taco> :|
16:28:00 <Dingo> Hi
16:29:00 <Dingo> it didnt say how many days to Xmas today!
16:30:00 <Dingo> terrorist was a real idiot!!!!!!
16:31:00 <Dingo> it needs to grow up
17:10:00 <jigsaw> hi wooks!
17:10:00 <jigsaw> merry kiss'm'ass
17:17:00 <Wookie> hey jigs
17:17:00 <Wookie> u too
17:18:00 <Wookie> put the roast on lol
17:20:00 <jigsaw> woohoo
17:20:00 <jigsaw> long time no see
17:20:00 <jigsaw> whats news?
17:20:00 <jigsaw> and dont say its christmas
17:21:00 <Wookie> lol
17:21:00 <Wookie> fuck all happening here
17:21:00 <Wookie> im to and froing about making potato salad for the boxing day fam lunch tonight
17:22:00 <Wookie> i dont think i will
17:22:00 <Wookie> ill be up early
17:22:00 <jigsaw> it tastes better after a day in the fridge ;)
17:22:00 <Wookie> true
17:23:00 <Wookie> but knowing me ill be up early to clean the house and start preparing
17:23:00 <jigsaw> so get to it, chop chop :)
17:23:00 <Wookie> lol i was up at 5 am today
17:23:00 <Wookie> ill be up that time tomorrow
17:24:00 <Wookie> got the house owner coming lol so i gotta make sure the house is perfect
17:27:00 <jigsaw> hide the bodies good
17:27:00 <Wookie> haha no
17:28:00 <jigsaw> ok display them :)
17:28:00 <Wookie> its clean so to speak its more the extra stuff that i gotta pick up
17:29:00 <jigsaw> glad wrap the sofa!
17:29:00 <Wookie> i got a 2 yr old who touches everything so i gotta hide sharps what not
17:29:00 <Wookie> coming
17:29:00 <Wookie> oh and load shit under thr xmas tree shit..
17:49:00 <jigsaw> Whatever you do Wookie, i wish your potato salad success :)
17:50:00 <Wookie> lol thanks
17:53:00 <Dingo> Jax instead of using the word F try substituting it with another like damm, bloody, or crappy etc...
17:53:00 <Dingo> not all of us are teenagers
17:54:00 <Dingo> and this is public
17:54:00 <Wookie> yes dad
17:54:00 <BlackDevil> dingos eat babies
17:54:00 <Wookie> and im 35 not 15
17:54:00 <Wookie> no need to lecture me on what i can and cannot say
17:54:00 <BlackDevil> im 13
17:55:00 <Wookie> now that you destroyed my xmas spirit you can go fuck yourself
17:55:00 <Dingo> Im not lecturing
17:55:00 <Dingo> merely suggesting
17:56:00 <jigsaw> jax? you have a name!!?!?!?!
17:56:00 <Dingo> Jesus never used it so why shud we?
17:56:00 <Dingo> and Im no jesus lover!
17:56:00 <Dingo> no such thing
18:01:00 <Wookie> jax is short for Jackie
18:01:00 <Dingo> I went out yeasterday and bought myself a pair of boxing gloves!
18:02:00 <Wookie> and of course i do what parent would not name their kid
18:02:00 <Dingo> a-
18:02:00 <Dingo> tomorrow is boxing day!
18:02:00 <Dingo> boom boom!
18:03:00 <Wookie> well u go pound whatever it is you wanna pound
18:03:00 <Wookie> ill just have a fam bbq
18:03:00 <Dingo> well, since I was a ground pounder in Vietnam
18:03:00 <Dingo> BBQ yum yum
18:06:00 <jigsaw> Jax Holt - character in the new PRISONER series family of serial killers :)
18:07:00 <jigsaw> nice to meet u jackie :)
18:07:00 <Wookie> u too
18:07:00 <jigsaw> Xmas-Shag before you make ya salad
18:07:00 <Wookie> lol prolly not
18:11:00 <jigsaw> the thoughts there (buahahahaha)
18:12:00 <Dingo> I hope jigsaw is a nice guy jax
18:12:00 <Dingo> sounds like it
18:13:00 <jigsaw> O :-)
18:14:00 <Dingo> and he probably goes to church
18:14:00 <Dingo> (hahahhahaha)
18:14:00 <jigsaw> i did for a short time
18:14:00 <Dingo> really????
18:14:00 <jigsaw> only cos it was hillarious listening to a deluded pastor
18:15:00 <jigsaw> and it meant the bar was open early on a sunday morning ;)
18:15:00 <Dingo> yeah thats fun then they go out and molest youny boys :(
18:15:00 <Dingo> g+
18:15:00 <jigsaw> I showed the pastor the clip "what if youre wrong" on my laptop, his only comments was "how hollow"
18:16:00 <Dingo> hollow or shallow?
18:16:00 <jigsaw> then i asked for proof by means of materialising a coffee before my eyes, he said only god can do that, i told him to pray harder.
18:18:00 <Dingo> I wouldnt trust a preacher/priest as far as I could throw him!
18:18:00 <Dingo> hypocrits
18:18:00 <jigsaw> it was fun watching him dig a hole for himself
18:18:00 <jigsaw> he tried to claim authority but saying "I went to bible college for 3 years"
18:19:00 <jigsaw> i said "yeah and they made you into a fine salesman"
18:19:00 <Dingo> hehhehe
18:19:00 <jigsaw> heard from the bar staff one session i missed, they had laid out small rocks on the tables and the sermon was about stoning go figure
18:20:00 <Dingo> who laid out?
18:20:00 <Dingo> bar staff?
18:20:00 <jigsaw> it was a church group holding their meets in a public bar/cafe sunday mornings
18:21:00 <jigsaw> no the pastor
18:21:00 <jigsaw> the church group put rocks on the tables in preparation for a talk on stoning
18:21:00 <Dingo> hey Jax you still alive?
18:21:00 <jigsaw> had i been there i would have stirred the pot to get them to throw them ;)
18:22:00 <Wookie> no i died along with the holocaust
18:22:00 <Dingo> church group must have rocks in their heads
18:22:00 <jigsaw> i think my heckling caused them to pack up and move their meet location
18:23:00 <jigsaw> they did
18:23:00 <Dingo> that was 60 years ago Jax
18:24:00 <jigsaw> this pastor was gloating about how the church is a bigger business than maccas, coke, subway, walmart etc combined, then went on to whine how apple dont pay their due taxes, well how much does the church pay in tax? :)
18:24:00 <jigsaw> wooks said 35, maybe thats the age she stopped counting
18:24:00 <Dingo> stuff the church
18:25:00 <jigsaw> I just liked to rub their face in their own shit
18:25:00 <Dingo> what time are we invited Jax?
18:25:00 <Wookie> your not
18:25:00 <Wookie> its only for fam
18:26:00 <jigsaw> how bout me?
18:26:00 <Dingo> irc family?
18:26:00 <Wookie> "family" you know the ones who are blood and what not
18:26:00 <Wookie> im not catering for people who shit stir on irc
18:26:00 <jigsaw> oh, them bodies i was talking about earlier :)
18:26:00 <Dingo> Ive got blood in me
18:27:00 <Dingo> Jax I dont even have a wooden spoon on me so how could I stir?
18:28:00 <Dingo> yeahhhh pistol Pete
18:29:00 <Dingo> where is everyone here on Xmas too
18:32:00 <Dingo> well food calls byes
19:08:00 <jigsaw> yo exo
19:08:00 <Exo> yoh jigsaw
19:08:00 <jigsaw> merry kissmass
19:30:00 <Exo> merry christmas to u too
21:06:00 <MrMark> boo
21:06:00 <Cath^> hoo
21:45:00 <Resool> hello mouse did you see Santa Claus
21:50:00 <Resool> Merry Christmas to all of you :)
21:52:00 <Resool> a real Lumeah invasion :)
22:00:00 <mouse> bah humbug
23:20:00 <Resool> Merry Christmas everyone
23:29:00 <Resool> by the way hally2014 i do indicate my location everytime i join
23:34:00 <Resool> hally2014 i am too far away to be dated :( and probably i am too old too :P
23:40:00 <Resool> hello NightOwl1
23:40:00 <NightOwl1> Evening resool.
23:40:00 <Resool> Merry Christmas NightOwl1
23:41:00 <NightOwl1> And to you!
23:42:00 <Resool> as a child i loved christmas, if i would have children i would love it too.
23:43:00 <Resool> to be honest i do not know what to do at Christmas time. me and my wife might go out for a walk