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00:00 <jigsaw> yay
01:00 <Ana_Ng> saw
02:00 <matrix> jigsaw, Ana_Ng how are you
03:00 <lusus_naturae> chillaxin
04:00 <Ness45> peeps and freaks
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks!
07:00 <Exo> how we all doing
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> good thanks
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice, noice
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> I went to this awesome restaurant tonight with a bunch of friends
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> this swanky little vegan place
11:00 <Exo> whatcha up to
12:00 <Pete> hey kata
12:00 <Pete> whats cha up too 
12:00 <lusus_naturae> was it govindas?
13:00 <Pete> Exo I went toot he pools , no chicks we went , at 6:00pm
13:00 <jigsaw> kakes n such
13:00 <lusus_naturae> did you watch a film on beanbags after?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> thought about it!
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw little place in ze city
13:00 <lusus_naturae> It's almost impossibubble to find a vegan place here
13:00 <lusus_naturae> french think chicken is a vegetable
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <Pete> its becuase we was bring  my niece too the pools 
14:00 <Pete> shes good at swimming hey  shes not scared of the warter. at all
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> most of the vegan places i've been to have an asian influence
15:00 <Pete> sometimes she might , jump abit  but shes good  no swimming lessons , and all 
15:00 <Pete> Just, her mum , letting her jump around abit but we watch her 
16:00 <Pete> Exo how hot was it there
16:00 <Pete> hotter then , we are having?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> nightowl :D
28:00 <Auses> NightOwl1 is horny
30:00 <NightOwl1> KK!
30:00 <NightOwl1> Yes I am Auses. I have a raging boner almost an inch in length.
32:00 <Exo> pretty hot
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh
33:00 <Auses> nice
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> that
33:00 <Auses> cut or uncut?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> hopefully cut
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one wants a sleeping bag
33:00 <lusus_naturae> I proudly wear a sock
33:00 <lusus_naturae> squidly for the win!
33:00 <lusus_naturae> as nature intended
33:00 <lusus_naturae> fully equiped
33:00 <lusus_naturae> original condition
33:00 <NightOwl1> You people are weird.
34:00 <NightOwl1> I don't know what any of you are talking about.
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… each to their own
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> foreskin 
34:00 <Auses> i am cut
34:00 <Auses> cut and proud
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you auses - each to their own 
34:00 <lusus_naturae> down with jeudeo-islamic genital oppression!
35:00 <lusus_naturae> let the skin be free - free willy!
35:00 <NightOwl1> That's a beautiful story
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> how do you turn FB chat off :/
35:00 <lusus_naturae> delete your account
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah good idea!
36:00 <NightOwl1> Yeah there's no chat on MySpace
36:00 <Auses> i agree lusus_naturae
36:00 <Auses> remove that facebook shit
36:00 <NightOwl1> Mostly cos there's no one on it
36:00 <Auses> i bought a new phone a few weeks ago, fucking facebook is imbedded into the android os
36:00 <Auses> cant even delete it
36:00 <Auses> thats how fucked the world has become
36:00 <Auses> they force facebook on you now
37:00 <Auses> going to have to crack this phone and delete the piece of shit and all of googles rubbish
37:00 <lusus_naturae> strange, looks like I can uninstall it from mine
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh boo whooo
37:00 <Auses> yeh I cannot uninstall it
37:00 <Auses> removing the icon is simply not good enough
38:00 <NightOwl1> How do I delete Facebook off my Nokia 6210
38:00 <lusus_naturae> remove the battery
38:00 <Auses> lol
38:00 <lusus_naturae> you have to play snake through 99 levels
38:00 <lusus_naturae> beat the boss
38:00 <lusus_naturae> then you get god mode
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @owl
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i loved the 3210
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think 
39:00 <Auses> 6210?
39:00 <Auses> i think you mean 6120
39:00 <NightOwl1> I've been told I shouldn't play too much snake, it'll make me go blind
39:00 <Auses> 3210 was one of the best phones ever built
39:00 <Auses> then came 3310 and was even better
39:00 <Auses> snake 2 lol
39:00 <lusus_naturae> foreskin's ward of masturbatory occular problems
39:00 <lusus_naturae> ward off
39:00 <Auses> all females prefer cut cocks
39:00 <Auses> well at least females who are attractive and know sex do
40:00 <Auses> i never had a female say an uncut cock was ever good
40:00 <lusus_naturae> I think you mean all chicks dumb enough to sleep with you
40:00 <Auses> nah
40:00 <Auses> my girls are of all substantial brain power and looks
41:00 <Auses> at the moment im going through a houso stage where i only go for girls who live in worst scum areas possible
41:00 <Auses> they have been so nice to me and so welcoming
41:00 <NightOwl1> Good to see you slumming a little
42:00 <lusus_naturae> sounds like benefits abuse to me
42:00 <lusus_naturae> someone tell Tony Abbot
43:00 <Auses> slumming is good
43:00 <Auses> much nicer girls
43:00 <Auses> they understand struggle more
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> you have a harem of bogan women?
43:00 <Auses> than some rich dad
43:00 <Auses> from the inner west that pays for everything
44:00 <Auses> give it a try
44:00 <NightOwl1> Yes and they appreciate you giving them a lift in your Lexus 
44:00 <Auses> you will be surrprised
44:00 <Auses> well i drive a bmw so its fine
44:00 <Auses> much better than lexus
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> a bmw
45:00 <lusus_naturae> probably a series 3
45:00 <lusus_naturae> the poor man's bmw
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> series 1
45:00 <NightOwl1> Or a 92 Hyundai excel
45:00 <lusus_naturae> nah, series 1 are only for mid twenties yuppies on a leasing plan
45:00 <Auses> nope
45:00 <Auses> none of that
46:00 <Auses> i had a mercedes too but someone stole it
46:00 <lusus_naturae> drive's an i3
46:00 <lusus_naturae> environmentally conscious
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> volvo!
47:00 <Auses> i3 i dont even know what that is
47:00 <lusus_naturae> I love volvos, cause in the mirror they spell ovlov
47:00 <Auses> volvo great cars
47:00 <lusus_naturae> electric beemer
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was gonna say something crass - however i'll refrain 
47:00 <lusus_naturae> (i3 that is)
47:00 <lusus_naturae> why let it stop you now kk?!
47:00 <NightOwl1> Are they as good as the lada niva?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have a small amount of decorum 
48:00 <Auses> please say the crass thing
48:00 <NightOwl1> Since when
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> nightowl…. shhh
48:00 <NightOwl1> Oops
49:00 <NightOwl1> So as I was saying, kk is the very picture of decorum
49:00 <Auses> kk is a beautiful lady
49:00 <lusus_naturae> give her a cupcake, then she'll say anything
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed i am !
49:00 <Auses> i believe she may also have a very scrumptious vagina
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i do indeed
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pretty much lusus
50:00 <Auses> hoping to fuck her for my 18th bday
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you play your cards right
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> How old are you now Auses?
51:00 <Auses> yaesssssssssss
51:00 <Auses> 17
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, so i'll have to wait a year?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're 'legal' now - what's stopping you?
52:00 <NightOwl1> Wait a year for the best minute of your life
52:00 <Auses> dont have to wait
52:00 <lusus_naturae> hip hip hooray!
52:00 <Auses> unless you dont want to
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i'm totes up for sex with a random 17 year old from irc
53:00 <Auses> its fine we can fuck i already checked my gf said yes
53:00 <Auses> she owes me 1
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're tall, right?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh sweet!
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Auses> 5'10
53:00 <lusus_naturae> ah, to be 17 on irc again
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
54:00 <lusus_naturae> all hiding my pimples
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's not very tall
54:00 <lusus_naturae> jackin off into a sock at 3am with a 40 year old guy pretending to be a gal
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
54:00 <lusus_naturae> sendin me a gif entitled "my_titties.gif"
54:00 <NightOwl1> If you're fucking kk can I fuck your girlfriend?
54:00 <lusus_naturae> waiting it to come down the 2400bps modem
54:00 <NightOwl1> I promise she won't feel a thing
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm highly sort after owl
54:00 <lusus_naturae> stroking... stroking... almost there as I open it up in ACDsee
54:00 <lusus_naturae> and it's a giant boner!
55:00 <lusus_naturae> bamp bpw
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow!
55:00 <lusus_naturae> closing mIRC in shame
55:00 <NightOwl1> Yeah I know kk, I took a ticket months ago but my number hasn't been called yet!
55:00 <lusus_naturae> going back to my collection of usenet gillian anderson and demi moore scans
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> soon!
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> all good things come to those who wait
56:00 <NightOwl1> I feel like I'm at the rta
56:00 <NightOwl1> Having the life sucked out of me
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> gillian anderson
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> demi moore, yeah not so
58:00 <NightOwl1> She had her moments
58:00 <Auses> she is yuck
58:00 <Auses> gillian anderson hot
58:00 <Auses> i use to wank over her when i was younger
58:00 <Auses> xfiles
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i loved the xfiles
58:00 <Auses> but my first erection was when i was like 6 i think
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> fox, was pretty foxy
58:00 <Auses> to isla fisher when she was on home and away
58:00 <NightOwl1> You're just copying what kk said to get in her good books
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> must be the red hair you're attracted to
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@owl
59:00 <Auses> no im not
59:00 <Auses> i have a thing for red heads
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, so do i
59:00 <NightOwl1> It's so obvious
59:00 <Auses> i have a red beard
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you
59:00 <Auses> but my hair is dark brown
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> like a pirate?
00:00 <NightOwl1> "Oh kk I like the same things as you, take off your undies"
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> please, cupcakes would have to be involved in the exchange
01:00 <lusus_naturae> I remember trading a body painted demi moore scan for some fake alicia silverstone nudes on a dodgy bbs
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:00 <lusus_naturae> you're 17, you don't have a beard
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh the shame
01:00 <lusus_naturae> bumfluff
01:00 <NightOwl1> "Here, wear this bra I made for you out of cupcakes"
02:00 <Auses> maybe cupcake
02:00 <Auses> i do have a beard
02:00 <lusus_naturae> the follies of one's youth
02:00 <Auses> and i have a nice penis
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh sold
02:00 <lusus_naturae> and your nice penis has a gigner beard
02:00 <Auses> nope
02:00 <lusus_naturae> ginger even
02:00 <Auses> no ginger down there
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> men with beard are incredibly hawt
02:00 <lusus_naturae> curtains dont match the carpet
03:00 <lusus_naturae> I had a beard once, but I shaved it off after I found a small family of pygmies had taken up residence in the undergrowth
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
03:00 <lusus_naturae> like a fuckin gypsie camp in there, all stolen shopping trollies and kids shitting in drums
03:00 <NightOwl1> It happens
04:00 <Auses> yes
04:00 <Auses> it does
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> the gypsies in Paris were…..
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> to say the least
05:00 <Auses> of course
05:00 <Auses> dont need you to ruin our fun
05:00 <Pete> nice nice
05:00 <Pete> hmmm was i?
05:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
06:00 <Auses> LOL
06:00 <lusus_naturae> in depth analysis of various important social and political subjects
06:00 <lusus_naturae> such as the place of underaged circumcised ginger gypsies in australi
06:00 <lusus_naturae> do they belong?
06:00 <Pete> kata I thought you was gonna go too bed?
06:00 <lusus_naturae> should they be allowed the dole?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> when did i say that
06:00 <Pete> lol
07:00 <Pete> whats the time there now?
07:00 <Pete> do this
07:00 <Pete> .//say $time
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> # no
07:00 <Pete> with out the dot
07:00 <Pete> :P
07:00 <Auses> dont do that
07:00 <Auses> it will hack your pc
07:00 <lusus_naturae>  /say $time
07:00 <Pete> $time
07:00 <Auses> 00:07:47
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't have a PC
07:00 <lusus_naturae> broken fretz
07:00 <Auses> its broken too
07:00 <Auses> because its fucking 1am
07:00 <Pete> 22:08:01
08:00 <lusus_naturae> $time
08:00 <Auses> ahh you dont even live in sydney Pete
08:00 <Auses> how typical
08:00 <Pete> yeah.... so?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> *crosses pete off the list*
08:00 <Pete> my family live in sydney... i go there when i got enough money.
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
08:00 <Pete> ;(
08:00 <Auses> next
08:00 <Pete> meanie
08:00 <Auses> forget Pete
08:00 <Auses> you could have had sex with us
09:00 <Pete> lol
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> a 3some?
09:00 <Pete> omg no fucking way....
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would be mfm
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> not mmf
09:00 <Pete> I don't want some other dudes cock touching mine no thank you.
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh well
10:00 <Pete> 3LOL3
10:00 <Auses> yes
10:00 <Auses> mfm
10:00 <lusus_naturae> closest thing I ever came to a threesome
10:00 <lusus_naturae> was using both hands
10:00 <Pete> you're hubby must be , in  bed
10:00 <Auses> you dont have to have my cock touching u
10:00 <Auses> bit of me and bit of her and u
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> keep it in your pants
10:00 <Auses> could do some dp
10:00 <Auses> or a nice fuck and suck
11:00 <Pete> hahaa
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would be all about me
11:00 <Pete> omg.... this subjects getting out of hands now...
11:00 <Pete> whhhha.
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg
11:00 <Pete> Lord Help Us!!!!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> PRAISE JESUS !
12:00 <lusus_naturae> And the Lord did say Unto Moses - Penetration shall be-eth limited to one
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> in throws of passion, the lord is my saviour 
12:00 <lusus_naturae> Not two or three, unless it's me, the father, the spirit and the holy ghost tag teamin some virgin mary
13:00 <Auses> its not getting out of hands
13:00 <Auses> we are all adults
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ lus
13:00 <lusus_naturae> not yet red beard the underage pirate
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <lusus_naturae> sailing on the good ship virginty with his crew, master bates and roger the cabin boy
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> young and innocent
14:00 <lusus_naturae> STD free
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> he could probably be taught a thing or two
14:00 <lusus_naturae> abstinance is the ONLY way to be sure
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> promise rings and a box of condoms!
15:00 <Pete> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK-oQfFToVg
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: YouTube Challenge - I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy 2013 (Nov 4, 2013) 6:14 - Category: Comedy - 38,550,232 views - 172,663 likes (94.1%), 10,800 dislikes (5.9%)
15:00 <Pete> watch that.
15:00 <Pete> LOOOOOOOOL
15:00 <Auses> yes
15:00 <Auses> lots of cocks
15:00 <lusus_naturae> promising virginity to your dad on prom night
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> variety is the spice of life, i tear
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> tear
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> HEAR
19:00 <Auses> nice
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
19:00 <Pete> did you watch that?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
20:00 <Pete> you should
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
20:00 <lusus_naturae> you shouldn't
20:00 <Pete> watch this one
20:00 <Pete> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHNAQqcccOU
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WarHeads Challenge (May 31, 2012) 6:51 - Category: Comedy - 7,407,596 views - 23,924 likes (91.5%), 2,233 dislikes (8.5%)
20:00 <lusus_naturae> fat kids screaming has about 30s of value
20:00 <lusus_naturae> this was a whole 6 minutes
20:00 <lusus_naturae> I made it up to three and had to pull the plug
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <Auses> ahhh warhead challenge
21:00 <Auses> i once stuck 30 min my mouth
21:00 <Auses> wasnt that bad hey
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
21:00 <Auses> and i never really took drugs back then either so it woulda been way worse
21:00 <Pete> Poor Kid
21:00 <Pete> lol
21:00 <Auses> i was bleeding abit thats all
21:00 <Pete> from your ass?
22:00 <Auses> nah mouth lol
22:00 <Pete> ahuh
22:00 <Pete> sure sure...
22:00 <NightOwl1> You never go ass to mouth
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> never!
22:00 <NightOwl1> Everyone knows that!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> grew that
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
22:00 <NightOwl1> COME ON
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> typo
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've had a few wines, gis a break
23:00 <Auses> yes
23:00 <Auses> wines
23:00 <Auses> get into it
23:00 <lusus_naturae> tear instead of hear, grew instead of trew
23:00 <Auses> you always go ass to mouth
23:00 <Auses> always
23:00 <lusus_naturae> freud *would* be insterested
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude! no
23:00 <lusus_naturae> insterested!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
24:00 <NightOwl1> What is wrong with you people!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> not enough bacon
24:00 <lusus_naturae> too much mIRC, it rots the brain
25:00 <lusus_naturae> my brane meat is squishy
25:00 <Auses> he would be
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh no
25:00 <Auses> ass to mouth very good
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> glad you like it
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure many would
25:00 <Lumeah> beer and pot or somethign else.
26:00 <lusus_naturae> pot and kettle
26:00 <lusus_naturae> ONCE YOU GO BLACK1
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> recipe for a began if you ask me
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOGAN
26:00 <Lumeah> bogan?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> motherfucker
26:00 <Lumeah> hahahaha
26:00 <lusus_naturae> BEVAN!
26:00 <Auses> beer and pot is good
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> chat
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> chav ?
26:00 <NightOwl1> HAVE ANOTHER WINE KK
26:00 <lusus_naturae> pot than beer, in the clear
26:00 <lusus_naturae> fuck
26:00 <Auses> nah its all nonsense
26:00 <Auses> none of those are true
26:00 <lusus_naturae> let me recommence
27:00 <lusus_naturae> pot then beer, in the clear
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> only if it's vegan friendly!
27:00 <lusus_naturae> beer then weed, feelin fine indeed
27:00 <Auses> beer then grass on your ass
27:00 <Auses> thats how it goes mate
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pass
27:00 <Auses> all nonsense
27:00 <lusus_naturae> don't go tellin me how to spliff up youngun
27:00 <Auses> weed should be legal
28:00 <Auses> i smoking pot before you were born
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <lusus_naturae> back in my day we used to walk naked to school through forty miles of snow whilst huffin on the biggest scoob you ever did see
28:00 <lusus_naturae> now get off my lawn
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
30:00 <Lumeah> justing has a boner
31:00 <Auses> hahahahahaha
31:00 <Auses> that sounds nice
31:00 <Auses> but not true
31:00 <lusus_naturae> it's on the mIRC, it must be true
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> running around robbing banks all wacked off scooby snacks !
33:00 <Auses> hahahaha
33:00 <Auses> good song
33:00 <Auses> fun loving criminals
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed!
35:00 <Auses> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyKoSAU9aYU
35:00 <Auses> good song
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wilco - Reservations (Lyrics) (Jun 26, 2014) 7:25 - Category: Music - 3,469 views - 16 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
37:00 <lusus_naturae> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXwjP-ZFDJk
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tosca - Orozco (Jul 23, 2011) 5:28 - Category: Music - views - 337 likes (99.7%), 1 dislikes (0.3%)
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_4e8Tq-CKQ
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sonic Youth - The Diamond Sea (Dec 14, 2012) 19:36 - Category: Music - 49,321 views - 336 likes (99.7%), 1 dislikes (0.3%)
39:00 <Auses> tosca is very good
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine wins 19 minutes!
43:00 <lusus_naturae> it's not how long it is that counts, hey Auses
43:00 <lusus_naturae> it's where you stick it
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
43:00 <Auses> of course
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine wins
44:00 <Auses> sonic youth are ok
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
49:00 <Auses> everyone up?
49:00 <Auses> thunder is insane here
49:00 <Auses> storm may kill me
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> storms are awesme, so just enjoy it
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome 
50:00 <Auses> i love them
50:00 <Auses> but if i die u will know
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> how?
55:00 <[DoC]> no one cares if u die plivent
56:00 <Auses> really?
57:00 <Auses> maybe no one on irc does
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone probably would
57:00 <Auses> but lots of ppl do
57:00 <Auses> my family my mates my gf her family etc
57:00 <Auses> even cunts who i have issues with somne of them wouldnt wish for me dead
58:00 <[DoC]> funny heh
58:00 <Auses> yeh lol
58:00 <Auses> end of the day im not a 30+ year old pakistanian weirdo using austnet
58:00 <Auses> when i dont even live in australia hahahaha
59:00 <Pete> [DoC] Sup bud
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's a dirty job but someone has to do it 
59:00 <Auses> lol
59:00 <Auses> drunken fools
02:00 <[DoC]> ey Pete
02:00 <[DoC]> how abt this plivent?
03:00 <Pete> howdie.
04:00 <[DoC]> pretty good, ta
04:00 <[DoC]> u?
04:00 <Pete> not bad
07:00 <[DoC]> if u abuse again u will get it again
08:00 <Auses> abuse who?
08:00 <Auses> you need to get help
08:00 <Auses> this chan is the most fucked up chan on austnet now
09:00 <[DoC]> now its a ban for an hour for u plivent
17:00 <Case> hiya
17:00 <SpanishGuy12> hi Case
18:00 <SpanishGuy12> how are you 
18:00 <SpanishGuy12> ?
18:00 <jeffros> YOUR ALL KID FUCKERS
22:00 <Case> ok hru?
22:00 <SpanishGuy12> im okay thx
23:00 <Case> soooo 
23:00 <Case> lol
23:00 <SpanishGuy12> So so lol
24:00 <SpanishGuy12> where r u from ?
24:00 <Case> south wollongong an u?
25:00 <SpanishGuy12> fairfield
25:00 <SpanishGuy12> area
26:00 <matrix> Wollongong is a nice enough aread
26:00 <matrix> area*
26:00 <matrix> I know a couple of ppl from there
26:00 <Case> dnt really kno it much
27:00 <Case> oh hi matrix
27:00 <matrix> hi Case
27:00 <matrix> wassup
27:00 <Case> nutha long night lol an u?
27:00 <matrix> same long night
27:00 <matrix> SpanishGuy12 you from Fairfield NSW ?
28:00 <matrix> sorry have to ask, there is a fairfield in Vic too lol
28:00 <[DoC]> brb
29:00 <Case> lol hes on da prowl 
29:00 <matrix> so it seems
29:00 <lx> 1,0 It'll be quiet without you1,0 [DoC]...
30:00 <matrix> I just finished my coffee 
30:00 <Case> he just pm'd me lol
30:00 <matrix> lol of course
30:00 <matrix> trying to chat you up ?
30:00 <Case> actually real life coffee sounds good :)
31:00 <Case> yup ffs lol
31:00 <matrix> if you plan staying up it probably wouldnt be bad
31:00 <matrix> Case: curious, sorry if I missed it, but are you m or f
31:00 <matrix> I can never assume
32:00 <Ness45> woolongong is a shit hole
32:00 <Case> lol does it even matter in the net now? lol
32:00 <matrix> not at all
32:00 <matrix> pure curiosity lol
32:00 <matrix> Ness45 there are worse places around 
33:00 <Case> curiousity killd the............. blah blah :)
33:00 <Case> u live there ness lol
33:00 <matrix> yeah something like that Case lol
33:00 <Case> :)
33:00 <matrix> I dont think he lives near there
33:00 <matrix> but maybe he does
34:00 <Ness45> of course
34:00 <Ness45> but the gong is very bad
34:00 <Ness45> i was there a month or so ago
34:00 <Ness45> fucking changed hard
34:00 <matrix> You remind me too much of Skirmish
35:00 <Ness45> new shopping centre. fucked up place
35:00 <Ness45> like a newcastle
35:00 <Ness45> im not skirmish i hate that drongo cunt
35:00 <matrix> I know you're not him
35:00 <matrix> but your style reminds me a bit of how he is
35:00 <matrix> I have no liking of skirmish myself
35:00 <Case> hows it bad? i mean wats the thing u h8 da most?
38:00 <matrix> I didn't think it was that bad
38:00 <matrix> but maybe a bit busier
41:00 <Case> i dnt go there much just 2 transfer trains 
42:00 <matrix> so you live south of wollongong
42:00 <Case> yup
44:00 <Case> so y r thea dots nxt 2 sum names matrix?
44:00 <matrix> you mean like beside my name?
45:00 <lusus_naturae> those are priest hats
45:00 <lusus_naturae> for the religious amongst us
45:00 <matrix> lol
45:00 <lusus_naturae> got something to confess Case?
46:00 <matrix> Sometimes when an op likes a person
46:00 <matrix> they will "voice" them
46:00 <lusus_naturae> I had to suck a dick for mine...
46:00 <matrix> which really doesnt do much on a non-moderated channel
46:00 <matrix> other than indicate that the person is liked by an op, and most likely a regular
46:00 <Case> lol aww lusus 
46:00 <matrix> dont aww at lusus
47:00 <matrix> lusus loves a good suck
47:00 <lusus_naturae> my middle name is hoover
47:00 <matrix> sucky sucky 2 dollar
47:00 <matrix> love you long time
47:00 <lusus_naturae> I be your beatiful butterfly
47:00 <Case> lol 
47:00 <lusus_naturae> we go bang bang
47:00 <matrix> lol
48:00 <matrix> dont mind our ass hats, we dont really bite
48:00 <lusus_naturae> now I'm just thinking about full metal jacket
48:00 <Case> u kno wat makes it funnier?
48:00 <Ness45> what?
48:00 <Case> not knowin whos male lol
48:00 <matrix> lol
49:00 <matrix> or who is female
49:00 <lusus_naturae> dude, you're online
49:00 <lusus_naturae> it's after midnight
49:00 <lusus_naturae> on IRC
49:00 <Case> hehe 
49:00 <lusus_naturae> 100% of the poeple here have dicks
49:00 <lusus_naturae> except for the robots
49:00 <matrix> only one I really know for sure is male is Ness45
49:00 <lusus_naturae> they've just got large wads of silicon
49:00 <matrix> the others I am not sure about lol
49:00 <Case> or fake 1's lol
50:00 <matrix> lusus loves the strap on
50:00 <lusus_naturae> just call me bob - bend over boyfriend
50:00 <Case> lmao
51:00 <matrix> me, I am just a temporal anomaly
51:00 <lusus_naturae> a glitch
51:00 <matrix> in matrix terms yes a glitch
51:00 <matrix> lol
51:00 <lusus_naturae> deja vu mang!
52:00 <matrix> I may appear to be here, but I do not really exist
52:00 <lusus_naturae> I came down with a cold this weekend, and I had a few episodes of mild deja vu
52:00 <lusus_naturae> related?
52:00 <matrix> I am not programmed with a witty response to that comment
53:00 <lusus_naturae> irc wouldn't exist if all replies had to be humourous
53:00 <matrix> IRC and EXIST in the one sentence - that makes me LOL
53:00 <lusus_naturae> it's a real place!
54:00 <lusus_naturae> full of real kiddy fiddlers!
54:00 <matrix> oh so you met Picard
54:00 <Ness45> Picard LOL
54:00 <lusus_naturae> he touched me, in my private places
55:00 <Ness45> picard is a pedo
55:00 <Case> xmas
56:00 <matrix> Picard will touch anything with a heartbeat and a hole.... oh wait, it doesnt necessarily need a heartbeat.  Exhaust pipe of a car will do if it is small enough
56:00 <lusus_naturae> I've get to open the first window in my advent calendar tonight
56:00 <lusus_naturae> Beery Christmas Calendar!
05:00 <Case> well nyt guys i gotta check back mayb cum l8rz :)
06:00 <Auses> [DoC] fucking pedo cunt
06:00 <Auses> paki poof
07:00 <lusus_naturae> take it sleazy Case
07:00 <lusus_naturae> oops, too late
08:00 <Ness45> lol
08:00 <Ness45> prob a guy u know
10:00 <matrix> 99% sure of it
10:00 <matrix> but who cares 
10:00 <matrix> it was a bit of fun
10:00 <lusus_naturae> don't hate the playa
10:00 <Ness45> hate tha game
12:00 <lusus_naturae> word brother
44:00 <m26syd> any girls wanna make $$?
45:00 <Ness45> yes please
45:00 <matrix> no
45:00 <Ness45> im 45 but not girl sorry
45:00 <matrix> lol
51:00 <[DoC]> bbs
51:00 <lx> 1,0 hb1,0 [DoC]...
58:00 <[DoC]> !cone auses
01:00 <GOD> http://youtu.be/XxJGaHYAWWQ
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: cj bolland prophet alisid remix dec 2014 (Dec 2, 2014) 3:01 - Category: Music - 2 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
05:00 <[DoC]> !admins
06:00 <[DoC]> !list admins
29:00 <Wookie> away [reason: Quick Away]
01:00 <Wookie> back [r: Quick Away] [32m7s]
29:00 <Pete> bbs  going too get some lunch
29:00 <lx> 1,0 Bye for now1,0 Pete...
29:00 <Pete> but hi Wookie .... bye going too get some Lunch
29:00 <Pete> hahaha
29:00 <Pete> ;)
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
12:00 <mr_ducati> kate
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey
13:00 <mr_ducati> hi
55:00 <Sunbeam> hi everyone :)
55:00 <Wookie> hi sunny
55:00 <Sunbeam> hi Wookie :)
56:00 <Wookie> :)
56:00 <Sunbeam> how's it goin?
56:00 <Wookie> yeh good
56:00 <Wookie> just washed the hair dye out lol
57:00 <Sunbeam> what colour?
57:00 <Wookie> brilliant red
57:00 <Wookie> lol
57:00 <Sunbeam> christmassy red hey? lol
57:00 <Wookie> yeh
57:00 <Sunbeam> cool
58:00 <Wookie> :)
58:00 <Sunbeam> :)
58:00 <Lumeah> show us
58:00 <Sunbeam> hi Lumeah :)
58:00 <Wookie> lol give my hair time to dry
58:00 <Wookie> then ill take a pic
59:00 <Pete> back had nice pizza at the beach not many chicks at the beach wasen't hot enough :/
59:00 <Sunbeam> hi Pete :)
59:00 <Pete> sup
59:00 <Lumeah> col
59:00 <Sunbeam> noralot lol
00:00 <Pete> brb
00:00 <lx> 1,0 That was a quick visit1,0 Pete...
02:00 <FOBZTA> Peeps
02:00 <FOBZTA> How was that weather 
03:00 <Lumeah> rainy storms
05:00 <FOBZTA> Stormy fucking rain yeah 
05:00 <Jones> Wookie
05:00 <Jones> Wookie: how are you?
01:00 <Christopher> fried
02:00 <Zade> hello
02:00 <Christopher> hi
02:00 <Wookie> of course you are christopher
03:00 <Christopher> i not high but
03:00 <Christopher> or drunk
30:00 <lusus_naturae> hello internet people
34:00 <FOBZTA> Hello 
34:00 <FOBZTA> Person of interest 
41:00 <lusus_naturae> I dun nuffkink
41:00 <lusus_naturae> nuffink even
42:00 <Wookie> lol
48:00 <Wookie> mp3 [a: male / s: cliff richards - christmas time mistletoe and wine] [4m5s/128kbps]
48:00 <EdsonBarboza> Wookie
48:00 <EdsonBarboza> Wookie: how are you?
48:00 <Wookie> dont even say it
48:00 <Wookie> and the fuckwit did
54:00 <Wookie> meh full of liquid and not hungry hey glenn
55:00 <lusus_naturae> heyup Glenn 
01:00 <Wookie> mp3 [a: alvin and the chipmunks / s: alvin & the chipmunks - it's too late to apologize] [2m27s/128kbps]
38:00 <jigsaw> yo kakey
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
43:00 <Pete> sup
43:00 <Pete> im bored
48:00 <jigsaw> suffer
48:00 <jigsaw> nuffin sup kate, im just sittin here soaking up your love
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> you must be fucking bored 
50:00 <DragonMaster> im bored 2 help me out!
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah maybe Friday>
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
51:00 <DragonMaster> sounds good to me
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet action
51:00 <jigsaw> id like to sweet action you katey
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn't 
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