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46:00 <eddie> woot
46:00 <eddie> Ooowerrrr
01:00 <Immutable> ban that fucken shithead
02:00 <Lumeah> Who u? 
02:00 <Lumeah> Still drinking Immutable? 
02:00 <Taco> me? but I'm nice
02:00 <Taco> ya fucking cunt
14:00 <Immutable> oh hey guys
14:00 <Immutable> spanish12
15:00 <Immutable> I just finished drinking
20:00 <Immutable> I've got a headache
27:00 <Immutable> fuck
28:00 <Lumeah> Now im glad u know your place boy. 
44:00 <Immutable> wat like omg like wat
46:00 <Lumeah> Hee hee 
48:00 <SpanishGuy12> hEY +Lumeah 
49:00 <Lumeah> Help
49:00 <SpanishGuy12> whats wrong Lumeah
50:00 <Lumeah> Nuffin 
50:00 <SpanishGuy12> u said Help
51:00 <Lumeah> I did
55:00 <Immutable> <Immutable> srry talking to a guy who will shw penis
55:00 <Immutable> <SpanishGuy12> I will I TOLD U THat
55:00 <Immutable> <SpanishGuy12> sEXY
55:00 <Immutable> <SpanishGuy12> SEXY ILL SHOW  YOU MY PENIS
55:00 <Immutable> <Immutable> thn do it
55:00 <Immutable> <SpanishGuy12> then get rid of the guy n give me ur number 
55:00 <Immutable> <SpanishGuy12> so I show u my Penis
04:00 <Taco> hmm
04:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
04:00 <Taco> I don't get why simba keeps banning me from melb
05:00 <Taco> matrix is a dumb cunt, I tell him he's being a dumb cunt, and suddenly I'm banned citing another op who banned me (when they actually unbanned me), I ask the banning person about it, and I'm told that I'm an idiot for not realising they banned me because I'm doing my usual routine of matrix being a dumb cunt
05:00 <Taco> what the actual fuck?
06:00 <Taco> does simba smoke crack or something?
06:00 <Taco> he had a whole hissy fit the other day, and says he doesn't want to talk to me ever again, because I invited bastardly_one into my channel
07:00 <Taco> or does simba just have constant pms?
08:00 <Taco> I should develop a mental illness so I can function in melbourne
11:00 <matrix> again with the whinging taco
11:00 <matrix> I asked what was dumb about what I said and you could not answer
11:00 <matrix> But I don't want to bring issues from another channel in here
11:00 <Taco> I don't know where to begin
11:00 <Taco> You were just recalling the conversation
11:00 <matrix> irrelevant 
12:00 <matrix> I stated a fact
12:00 <matrix> It was not dumb
12:00 <Taco> The fact that I pointed out, that beehhh changed his statement on the status of capital punishment in bangladesh
12:00 <matrix> lwaxana banned you that is why simba rebanned yoy
12:00 <Taco> from its banned to oh yes they actually do it
12:00 <Taco> lwaxana unbanned me, actually
13:00 <matrix> well take that up with simba.  he believes she didnt
13:00 <Taco> simba banned me, and says that lwaxana banned me, when she didn't because he wants to play silly games
13:00 <Taco> I did
13:00 <matrix> ok
13:00 <matrix> Obviously simba does not like you for whatever reason
13:00 <Taco> 01:49 -!- Taco was kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP [(simba) come back when Lwaxana says u can come back]
14:00 <Taco> 01:55 <simba> i obviously banned u for launching straight back into ur usual routine
14:00 <Taco> obviously
14:00 <Taco> he doesn't like me cause I invited b1 to my channel
14:00 <Taco> legit, that is actually why he doesn't like me
15:00 <Taco> he says I'm a teenager
15:00 <Taco> but if I'm a teenager who uses irc, I must be some kind of hipster faggot of a teenager I guess
16:00 <matrix> taco I don't know what issue you have with me is, and I really don't care either.   but I don't really expect it to follow from on channel to another
16:00 <Taco> you interject on conversation with dumb statements
16:00 <Taco> like stating the conclusion that just occured in a conversation, as if it is new information
17:00 <Taco> or saying that interchangeable batteries requires a technical mind
17:00 <Taco> I do not dislike you, but I do think you are stupid
17:00 <matrix> taco you didn't get it did you
17:00 <matrix> DemonsRun wants something plug and play
17:00 <matrix> Not something that needs batteries 
17:00 <Taco> did she state that? where?
18:00 <matrix> She doesn't give a shit interchangable batteries
18:00 <Taco> what exactly is the main component of a powerbank anyway?
18:00 <Taco> did she state that? where?
19:00 <matrix> If she can get 3 days out of a 50000 mAh unit she will be happy
19:00 <matrix> that doesn't need anything more
19:00 <Taco> did she state that? where?
19:00 <Taco> it seemed she was very new on the idea of powerbanks anyway
20:00 <matrix> Exactly.   so simple
20:00 <matrix> link a simple plug and play unit end of it
20:00 <Taco> changing batteries = not simple?
20:00 <matrix> It having to add batteries is not plug and play
20:00 <Taco> if you weren't being a dumb cunt, I would've given her a link to 18650 cells too
21:00 <Taco> I do have good reason for recommending it that way
21:00 <matrix> And what cost 20 bucks anyway
21:00 <Taco> namely the ratings on assembled powerbanks do not reflect what the powerbank is capable of, and are usually overstated
21:00 <matrix> She will be happy with the 15 dollar unit that will last last a year
21:00 <matrix> And then need throwing out
22:00 <Taco> why would you spend $15 on some junk you throw away in a year? my main powerbank is 3 years old?
22:00 <Taco> it cost about $15 and will actually in real world conditions, deliver 7000mah
23:00 <matrix> forget it you are either dumb or so fixated on your own idea you fail to see the actual point
24:00 <Taco> I understand your statement but I disagree
24:00 <Taco> buying an item, and buying batteries for it, isn't a giant leap of difficulty
24:00 <Taco> I'm sure that demonsrun is capable of buying batteries
24:00 <matrix> KISS.  remember that when linking
24:00 <matrix> conversation is now terminated
25:00 <Taco> I'm glad. I was starting to wonder why we're still talking about your dumb ideas
25:00 <Taco> KISS - because Apple products are the best
25:00 <matrix> This is why you get banned from other channels.   everyone who disagrees with you is classed as dumb by yourself
26:00 <matrix> You might as well be skirmish
26:00 <matrix> You are exactly the same as him
26:00 <Taco> I don't know why I have to agree with you anyway
26:00 <Taco> I've been quite happy to disagree, but you keep harping on about your ideas and opinions
27:00 <Taco> Yes, that makes you a dumbass
27:00 <matrix> Yes skirmish
27:00 <Taco> You do know it is perfectly acceptable for others to have a differing opinion
27:00 <Taco> I actually admire it when people do
28:00 <screwss> hey guys
28:00 <screwss> can council rangers still book you by pulling up behind your car and taking a photo of it?
28:00 <screwss> i heard that that policy was abandoned
28:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt56RMbpq_0
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 1980's Some of the best max headroom quotes (from the 80's man) (Nov 17, 2013) 7:39 - Category: Comedy - 51,965 views - 218 likes (97.3%), 6 dislikes (2.7%)
28:00 <Taco> I'm pretty sure they still can
29:00 <matrix> No idea.    council varies depending on which one you're in
29:00 <Taco> the exif on the council owned device, is considered to be monitored for tampering, and is court admissable evidence
29:00 <matrix> But I'd agree with taco 
29:00 <Taco> most councils issue iJunk
29:00 <Taco> to their rangers
31:00 <Taco> ANPR automagically retains any plate it recognises, and the gps position & time
32:00 <Taco> so police have it one up, that it actually can't be tampered with, because it goes to parramatta almost instantly and very few have writeable access to the database
33:00 <screwss> son confused
33:00 <screwss> so
33:00 <screwss> so can council rangers stand in one spot and take photos of your car
33:00 <screwss> if you park illegally
33:00 <screwss> like say u stop in a no stopping
33:00 <screwss> like
33:00 <screwss> can they take one pic
33:00 <screwss> and send u the fine in the mail
33:00 <Taco> yes
33:00 <matrix> If they could before they still can now
34:00 <Taco> its standard procedure
34:00 <Bonny> well they have speed cameras and red light cameras so how is parking illegally an exception to the rules?
34:00 <Taco> evidence that it actually occured and the ranger isn't making it up
34:00 <matrix> speed and red light are state
34:00 <matrix> parking is local
34:00 <matrix> mostly
35:00 <Bonny> doesn't matter.. same principle
35:00 <Taco> there are no restrictions on taking photos on public land
35:00 <matrix> different rules on state to local bonny
35:00 <Bonny> same principle
35:00 <matrix> But melbourne city council do use cameras for parking infringements I k now that
36:00 <matrix> Bonny principle is irrelevant when it comes to actual laws
36:00 <Bonny> well as taco said... it's not illegal taking photos on public land
36:00 <matrix> rules in Sydney are different to Melbourne
37:00 <Taco> I know sydney city council issue iphones to their rangers, and they use those for photographing infringements
37:00 <matrix> in Melbourne they have proper digital cameras not iphones
37:00 <Bonny> we don't call them rangers in melb.. they are known as parking inspectors
37:00 <Taco> they often have ipads too for completing the details of the infringement a little easier
38:00 <matrix> yep different to here.  they still do paper infringement notices here
39:00 <Bonny> not all areas.. they have a lil machine that looks like an efptos machine and it prints the infridgement notice
39:00 <Taco> the device or tech used would be at the discretion of the councils asset aquisition procedures
39:00 <Taco> also the method of issuing tickets, is also at councils discretion
39:00 <matrix> Yes that is right Taco.   so councils still do not use cameras
39:00 <Taco> can be issued on the spot or in the mail
40:00 <Taco> councils do have access to RMS's registry db
41:00 <screwss> you guys are missing the point of my question
41:00 <Taco> There was recently discussion about requiring bicycles to be registered, so that infringements like operating a bicycle in a council park where bicycles are forbidden, can be accounted for...
41:00 <screwss> i know they can take pictures if issuing an on the spot infringement
41:00 <screwss> im talking about
41:00 <screwss> if they can take a pic and then send the fine later on in the mail
41:00 <Taco> via cctv systems possibly
41:00 <screwss> i know they could do that before but now im not so sure
42:00 <screwss> the cctv they cant bcoz its like entrapment
42:00 <Bonny> which council are you with screwss
42:00 <Taco> screwss: yes, they can send a fine in the mail
43:00 <Taco> its considered more reliable than putting a ticket on your window
43:00 <Taco> you can ensure receipt of delivery
43:00 <Taco> failing to pay a ticket stuck to your window, will see you get a letter in the mail anyway
54:00 <screwss> im with
54:00 <screwss> a council
55:00 <screwss> i cant say in here bcoz i dont want ppl narrowing down where i live
55:00 <screwss> you of all ppl understand i got quite the enemies on here bon
55:00 <Taco> Why can't we all just be friends
55:00 <screwss> Taco: thats not what im talking about
56:00 <Bonny> there's notice and pm lol
56:00 <Taco> Then what are you talking about?
56:00 <screwss> can a ranger
56:00 <screwss> take a pic of ur licence plate
56:00 <screwss> and send u a fine later on
56:00 <screwss> just from that pic
56:00 <Taco> Yes.
56:00 <screwss> Bonny: to be frank, i dont trust you, even if i pm'ed you
56:00 <Bonny> fine .. no skin of my nose
56:00 <screwss> not exactly a solid friend
56:00 <screwss> loyalty not in your vocab
56:00 <Bonny> I was just asking to look up what your council's policy was in regards to illegal parking
56:00 <Taco> I'm always solid for my friends
57:00 <Taco> always
57:00 <Bonny> I'm only loyal to my friends in real life..
57:00 <Bonny> irc is just a game for me
57:00 <Taco> Bonny: not so much policy, more so procedure
58:00 <Bonny> yeah that
58:00 <Bonny> that's the only reason I was asking
58:00 <Taco> Why?
58:00 <Bonny> why what?
58:00 <Taco> Being a parking inspector isn't really a job most people would want to talk about?
58:00 <Bonny> to answer his q?
58:00 <Bonny> I'm not a parking inspector
59:00 <Taco> Neither am I, why are we talking about this still? screwss?
59:00 <screwss> can i suggest if the irc thing doesnt work out Bonny, youd make a great a) parking officer b) ticket inspector
59:00 <Bonny> he keeps asking the same question
59:00 <Bonny> I have a job screwss
59:00 <Bonny> I have 2 jobs
59:00 <screwss> because i havent gotten a stern answer yet
59:00 <Taco> I know, in exactly the same wording, and then acts like we're dumb cunts because we didn't understand it when he posed the question in an identical manner earlier
59:00 <screwss> bon... theres no need to be dishonest in here
59:00 <Taco> Pro-tip: if people do not understand you, rephrase.
00:00 <Bonny> oh you don't believe I have 2 jobs? rofl
00:00 <Bonny> fine than
00:00 <screwss> im trying
00:00 <Bonny> no skin off my nose
00:00 <screwss> why are you constantly talking about foreskin
00:00 <Bonny> or I did was try and be helpful.. not gonna bother anymore
00:00 <Taco> Bonny: I believe you believe you have 2 jobs. Does that count?
00:00 <Bonny> when?
00:00 <Bonny> yup
00:00 <screwss> parking officer and ticket inspector?
01:00 <Taco> Actually I don't care if anyone here has jobs or not
01:00 <Taco> I care to chat about dumb shit, like the dumb shit matrix and screwss keep bringing up
01:00 <Bonny> that's irrelevant..
01:00 <Taco> Jobs are irrelevant
01:00 <Bonny> all I wanted to do was help and I get insulted for it
01:00 <screwss> so can a ranger pull up behind your car, take a photo, drive off
01:00 <screwss> and send you a fine in the amil
01:00 <Taco> yes he can send you a fine in the amil
01:00 <Bonny> look up your councils webpage
01:00 <screwss> i know in 2008 they could but someone told me the law had changed
01:00 <Taco> Thats like 5 times I've said yes
02:00 <Taco> Please kindly go fuck yourself
02:00 <screwss> lets just say that my council makes bank on parking fines
02:00 <screwss> wow
02:00 <screwss> that wasnt necessary now was it
02:00 <screwss> why dont you sue me?
02:00 <Taco> Nah you probably have no money, and I have no legal grounds
02:00 <Taco> Hey, I like talking to dumb cunts :(
02:00 <Bonny> lol
04:00 <Taco> no really I do
04:00 <Taco> its why I come on IRC
04:00 <Taco> matrix doesn't understand that I love him
04:00 <Taco> simba doesn't understand that I love matrix, too
05:00 <Bonny> there ya go
06:00 <Taco> thankyou
06:00 <Bonny> yw
06:00 <Taco> now
06:00 <Taco> wanna touch my penis?
06:00 <Taco> you can if you want to
06:00 <Taco> even if you don't want to, you might
06:00 <screwss> Bonny: are you ircopped in here or legitimately opped
07:00 <Bonny> I'm an op in here
07:00 <Taco> I used to be an op in here
07:00 <Taco> Back when Mark Russell owned the place
07:00 <Taco> what ever happened to that guy? did he die from aids?
07:00 <Taco> I hope so
15:00 <screwss> okay so
15:00 <screwss> did we answer my original question
15:00 <Taco> Yes. The answer was yes.
15:00 <screwss> can a ranger
15:00 <screwss> stand at the side of the road
15:00 <screwss> take a pic of ur
16:00 <screwss> car
16:00 <screwss> and send the fine in the mail
16:00 <Taco> Yes
17:00 <Taco> Next question
26:00 <screwss> no
26:00 <screwss> you dont know
27:00 <screwss> and its okay to admit that
28:00 <Bonny> Photographs taken by the officer (there is no legislative requirement for an officer to take photographs to support a parking fine, but most officers take photographs in the course of their work) - See more at: http://www.knox.vic.gov.au/Page/Page.aspx?Page_Id=3966#sthash.1a3V6dqC.dpuf
29:00 <Bonny> that's my council
31:00 <Bonny> An infringement notice for an infringement offence may be served on a person - 
31:00 <Bonny> (a) by delivering it personally to the person; or
31:00 <Bonny> (b) by sending it by post addressed to the person at the person's last known place of residence or business; or - See more at: http://www.knox.vic.gov.au/Page/Page.aspx?Page_Id=2829#sthash.Ds339Nhr.dpuf
32:00 <Bonny> so like i said.. look it up on your council's webpage
33:00 <screwss> theres an alcohol abuse center for 12 to 21 year olds
33:00 <screwss> wtf
35:00 <screwss> cameras are really good these days
35:00 <screwss> how can some ranger take a snap of you
35:00 <screwss> while youre driving through a no stopping zone
35:00 <screwss> and say for sure u were standing still
35:00 <screwss> i can see why they dropped the practice
41:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMqwykVr_0U
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Art Of Noise - Moments in love (Cyberdesign Remix) (Jun 7, 2008) 3:57 - Category: Entertainment - 697,608 views - likes (95.3%), 94 dislikes (4.7%)
51:00 <Exo> Morning glenno :)
52:00 <Exo> How was your weekend 
53:00 <Exo> Yes indeed 
53:00 <Exo> Always keeping busy aye 
54:00 <Exo> Hahha
54:00 <Exo> Was alright got Xmas shopping done 
55:00 <milk> keeping the moustachio cool in all climes
52:00 <Wookie> farkin useless
12:00 <Lumeah2> who dat
03:00 <Exo> Blek Mondays 
13:00 <Fez> Yolo
32:00 <Taco> hey fez
36:00 <Taco> Glenn or Bonny: can I have @ so I can /invite bastardly_one & /invite simba? Or can you -V? I know it upsets them when I invite them places, which is why you should let me do it
36:00 <Bonny> you dont need to be @ to invite ppl in here
36:00 <Taco> !trivia
37:00 <Taco> 13:35 [Austnet] -!- #sydney Can't invite Bastardly_One to channel (+V set)
37:00 <Bonny> well I cant add ppl anyway
37:00 <Taco> Can you -V?
37:00 <Bonny> yup
37:00 <Taco> plz for 2 minutes
38:00 <Bonny> you're not v
38:00 <Taco> v != V
38:00 <Taco> Yup, still can't do it
38:00 <Bonny> well I cant @ you
38:00 <Bonny> shower time.. bbs
39:00 <Taco> kk
23:00 <Taco> Glenn: totes legit aye
52:00 <chookmagnet> https://www.facebook.com/Acupressure.Points/photos/a.157068274352509.32119.145922335467103/812433568815973/?type=1&theater
52:00 <chookmagnet> Pete
38:00 <zloop> yeh it is like i dont like places like newtown inner west, but i like drummoyne and glebe and that
38:00 <zloop> gladesville, hunters hill u know
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
34:00 <NightOwl1> Kaykay
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey
35:00 <NightOwl1> Wazzzzzzuppppppp
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> nuffin
35:00 <tigs> goober
35:00 <NightOwl1> Blah!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> all the family has gone to bed, so i'm drinking all my grandma's wine
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin' awesome
35:00 <tigs> up urs
36:00 <NightOwl1> From the bottle, with a straw?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw got a massive glass tho
36:00 <tigs> wine gets ya fucked
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
37:00 <tigs> true
37:00 <NightOwl1> Good thinking
37:00 <tigs> its still warm
37:00 <tigs> 10:30a at night
39:00 <tigs> 27 tommorrow
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> and 89% humidity 
41:00 <tigs> yup
41:00 <tigs> thats the killer
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank fuck i have air con
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah north coast is the best for that 
41:00 <tigs> lucky u
41:00 <NightOwl1> Booooo
43:00 <NightOwl1> I don't got no air con
44:00 <tigs> get a fan
44:00 <tigs> xd
44:00 <NightOwl1> I have a fan
45:00 <tigs> nice
45:00 <NightOwl1> But it's not the same
45:00 <tigs> true
05:00 <tigs> anyone get the weather for new years eve
06:00 <tigs> anyone get the weather for new years eve
07:00 <tigs> lol hehehehe
07:00 <tigs> thats a while ahead
07:00 <Taco> Yes, theres a strong chance of go fuck yourself
07:00 <tigs> oh right a wise guy hey
08:00 <tigs> how about u just fuckup and die cocksucker
08:00 <Taco> yea screwss
08:00 <tigs> Taco fucking wog cunt
08:00 <screwss> tacs, rook
08:00 <tigs> ill fuckin kill you
08:00 <tigs> gronk
08:00 <Taco> ok
09:00 <Taco> can we have a sparing match of wrestling first?
09:00 <Taco> I'll put my tights on
09:00 <screwss> what did i miss
09:00 <tigs> how bout i just chuck u on ignore
09:00 <Taco> if you like
09:00 <tigs> done
09:00 <Taco> thanks
10:00 <tigs> thats the smart way
11:00 <screwss> nsw anti terrorism squad http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Powerpuff_girls_characters.jpg
11:00 <screwss> israel anti terrorism squad 
11:00 <screwss> http://www.israelvideonetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Picture-38.png
12:00 <tigs> could u believe watching those 2x snipers stand outside the siege for 15 hours
12:00 <tigs> i couldnt believe it
12:00 <screwss> its pretty fucked
12:00 <screwss> 3 kids would be spending christmas with their mum if we didnt pander so much to muslims
13:00 <tigs> m8 2 innocent people got shot
13:00 <screwss> we just had a regular white guy released from jail after 20 yrs, found innocent
13:00 <tigs> true
13:00 <lusus_naturae> should have just shot him
13:00 <tigs> lol
13:00 <tigs> yeah
13:00 <lusus_naturae> like the jews do to palestinians
13:00 <screwss> but man mosil or whatev the fuk name he had was given bail
13:00 <lusus_naturae> just bomb em
13:00 <tigs> thats exactly it
13:00 <lusus_naturae> bomb his kids too
13:00 <lusus_naturae> just to be sure
13:00 <screwss> cuz he protested heaps and was in the public eye for being oppressed
13:00 <tigs> ive had 14 years mental health
13:00 <screwss> was known for being oppressed
13:00 <tigs> and its ALL LIES
14:00 <screwss> the justice system is a joke
14:00 <tigs> I know
14:00 <screwss> its designed to look like justice is gettin done
14:00 <screwss> not necessarily to do justie
14:00 <screwss> justice
14:00 <lusus_naturae> how you gunna fix it screwss ?
14:00 <tigs> murderers out on bail
14:00 <tigs> fuckn hey
14:00 <screwss> innocent people in jail
14:00 <tigs> yes
14:00 <screwss> thats why i dont necessarily blame muslims, i blame politicians, and influencial people
14:00 <screwss> and the court system to some extent
15:00 <tigs> theyre banning smoking in jail soon
15:00 <screwss> really? i heard it was like the holiday inn
15:00 <tigs> me 2 dude
15:00 <screwss> foxtel, internet
15:00 <screwss> order pizza
15:00 <screwss> at tax payers expense btw
15:00 <tigs> really
15:00 <screwss> occording to my friend
15:00 <screwss> apparently
15:00 <tigs> internet in jail
15:00 <tigs> yea ive spoken to one years ago
15:00 <screwss> it might be like internet cafe vs laptop in ur cell
15:00 <screwss> oh yeh
15:00 <screwss> gym like fitness first
16:00 <screwss> bcoz they dont want anyone to escape from jail
16:00 <tigs> yup
16:00 <screwss> it might not be like that for everyone
16:00 <screwss> i just heard longbay is like that
16:00 <tigs> ive got m8s in there
17:00 <tigs> u can look at it with google erth
17:00 <Taco> amazing
17:00 <tigs> fncy having  jail in the suburbs anyways
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> Freaks 
17:00 <Taco> tits
17:00 <lusus_naturae> hey kay kay
17:00 <screwss> yeh longbay is like the holiday inn
18:00 <tigs> they had a tunnel right out under anzc pde
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> Cock out taco 
18:00 <tigs> took yeaars to make
18:00 <Taco> I stayed at the holiday inn once, it did actually feel like prison
19:00 <tigs> i live at chifly and drive past last 26 years
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> Resistance is futile 
19:00 <Taco> my cock is already out
19:00 <tigs> i hate the fuckin joint
19:00 <lusus_naturae> where are my cupcakes katatonic_kate01?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Holiday inn's are not that fancy 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh really 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Pics or gtfo
21:00 <Taco> nah
21:00 <Taco> I might just go to bed and rub near my bacon filling
22:00 <Taco> are you jealous?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Wtf 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> You're gonna rub bacon on your cock?
22:00 <Taco> no I have bacon in me
22:00 <Taco> so I'm going to rub my cock
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Jealous, naw... I'm vegan now
22:00 <tigs> idiot hour is it
23:00 <lusus_naturae> not-dogs and fakin
23:00 <Taco> see that kate, tigs is calling you an idiot
23:00 <Taco> bash him
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm embracing my hippy git ness
23:00 <Taco> embrace violence
23:00 <Taco> its more fun
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> Pass
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> It's only peace love and mung beans for me 
24:00 <Taco> your farts smell like mung beans
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> you wouldn't know!
24:00 <Taco> all of sydney knows
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh well!
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> I feel amazing!
25:00 <Taco> just feeling it?
25:00 <Taco> I am amazing
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Good for you
25:00 <Taco> sometimes I listen to madonna - ray of light
25:00 <Taco> and I smile
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Im awesome, which trumps amazing by far
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Next 
25:00 <Taco> its quicker than a ray of light and so forth
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> I love Madonna 
26:00 <Taco> so do I actually
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Jump is my gym work out song 
26:00 <Taco> I was being a dick, although the dickness was dishonesty
26:00 <lusus_naturae> Time goes by
26:00 <lusus_naturae> so slowly
26:00 <Taco> madonna is actually a babe in some music videos
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Some 
26:00 <Taco> yea ray of light she's ugly
27:00 <Taco> don't tell me she's pretty hot
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> Others she looks like a tranny beehh would fuck
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hey lusus_naturae !
28:00 <screwss> i heard a song today that went, "but fuck that mouse, cuz im an albatross!"
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think my sister played that for me
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> Recently 
30:00 <screwss> you have a sister?
30:00 <screwss> and a taste in music?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yup
30:00 <Taco> its ok they're both fat
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Naw, she isn't actually 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Shorter and thinner 
31:00 <Taco> Younger?
31:00 <screwss> single-er?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Younger, not single 
31:00 <Taco> single means nothing
31:00 <screwss> boo
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
31:00 <Taco> I'm not a faggot like screwss 
32:00 <screwss> around here if you are female and even remotely hot you have a boyfriend thats just the way it goes
32:00 <screwss> scuse me?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> You're both trolling fags
32:00 <Taco> thats how it is everywhere
32:00 <Taco> thats why single doesn't matter
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
32:00 <screwss> what did you call me
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fag
32:00 <Taco> got
33:00 <Taco> You can say words at me too, ya know
33:00 <Taco> I don't mind
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Words!
33:00 <Taco> Yea
33:00 <Taco> sometimes words make me wanna bash people
33:00 <Taco> But I'm actually mature
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Wow 
33:00 <Taco> Honest
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Not really 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> With a statement like that! 
35:00 <zloop> hahahahha katatonic_kate01 the loser
35:00 <zloop> failed marriage
35:00 <zloop> husband asleep in bed
35:00 <zloop> ill show your parents too what you have been up to
35:00 <Taco> In what format?
36:00 <zloop> in written
36:00 <Taco> Pictures? Video? Live performance?
36:00 <zloop> im going to her house and also her parents
36:00 <Taco> Written? You faggot
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Eh?
37:00 <Taco> I know Eh?
37:00 <zloop> she's fucked
37:00 <Taco> Cunts fucked m8
37:00 <zloop> docs on her kids too making complaint of unstable family on ice
37:00 <Taco> Well it is summer
37:00 <zloop> teach her to fuck around like a irc slut she will pay the price 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, I'm loving it!
38:00 <Taco> this would be interesting zloop
38:00 <Taco> if you haven't said it all before
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh that cunt lol
38:00 <Taco> can we talk about something that isn't totally gay and old? I know you like old gay things
38:00 <Taco> but move on plz
38:00 <zloop> im not homo
38:00 <zloop> gays = bad
38:00 <Taco> oh? whys that?
38:00 <zloop> what did u do today Taco?
39:00 <eddie> hola Bonny
39:00 <Taco> well
39:00 <Taco> I rescued a dog
39:00 <Taco> legit
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Taco - don't feed the trolls
39:00 <Taco> from a snakebite
39:00 <Bonny> yo eddie
39:00 <Taco> in RNP
39:00 <Taco> wbu?
39:00 <Taco> what did you do today?
39:00 <tigs> Bonny u missed elemeny by 20 minutes
39:00 <Taco> nothing of any meaning or life importance?
39:00 <zloop> i went to work thats all
39:00 <tigs> element
39:00 <zloop> nothing great
40:00 <Bonny> that's good
40:00 <zloop> fuck was element here?
40:00 <zloop> LOL
40:00 <tigs> in cats
40:00 <Taco> element is always here
40:00 <zloop> shoulda wished him a merry xmas from mrs poh
40:00 <tigs> lol
40:00 <Taco> just people don't know it
41:00 <zloop> nah he's not always here
41:00 <zloop> he's been gone for awhile
41:00 <lusus_naturae> I don't even know myself
41:00 <zloop> welcome back katatonic_kate01
41:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01 = element
41:00 <zloop> what are you up to this fine everning?
41:00 <Taco> zline her
42:00 <zloop> lol its not element
42:00 <Taco> yea it is
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fuck off 
42:00 <zloop> it might be
42:00 <lusus_naturae> katatonium is an element
42:00 <zloop> he mighta stolen her nick
42:00 <lusus_naturae> very unstable
42:00 <zloop> LOL
42:00 <zloop> katatonic_kate01 is unstable
42:00 <zloop> confused
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> I am lus !
42:00 <lusus_naturae> high gamma ray output
42:00 <lusus_naturae> a mutagen
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Indeed! 
43:00 <lusus_naturae> large half life
43:00 <zloop> katatonic_kate01 what calls for a fine evening?
43:00 <lusus_naturae> created inside CERN's LHC
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Someone should set the topic as "don't feed the trolls"
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Agreed?
44:00 <zloop> katatonic_kate01 should love us all
44:00 <zloop> miss her so much
44:00 <zloop> katatonic_kate01 where are you now? ill come over
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol !
44:00 <zloop> i got lots of food and snacks
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Didn't one of the billy goats kill the troll?
45:00 <lusus_naturae> exactly
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Nice!
45:00 <lusus_naturae> being at work is hard
45:00 <lusus_naturae> I have six bottles of wine on my desk
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> I mean, most trolls are just butt hurt
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lovely !
45:00 <lusus_naturae> smoked salmon and foie gras in the fridge
46:00 <lusus_naturae> bring on the festivities
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Delicious!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> I made fudge today
46:00 <Taco> si si taco
46:00 <lusus_naturae> what kind?!
46:00 <Taco> pink si
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Malteser 
46:00 <lusus_naturae> I would hold up a lindt cafe for malteser fudge
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> It's pretty delicious!
47:00 <lusus_naturae> I made carrot cake yesterday
47:00 <lusus_naturae> it's not bad
47:00 <Taco> I made the wife buy me a case of chivas regal 12yr
47:00 <lusus_naturae> probably not as good as malteser fudge though I'm willing to bet
47:00 <Taco> that was pretty good effort of mine
48:00 <Taco> you should try it at home
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm getting the husband spiced run
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> Rum* 
48:00 <lusus_naturae> the girlf is getting a board game
48:00 <lusus_naturae> I'm sick of her beating me at scrabble
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> Noice 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
48:00 <Taco> which spiced rum?
49:00 <lusus_naturae> sailor jerry's
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> I donno 
49:00 <Taco> get bundaberg, its fucking terrible
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol 
49:00 <Taco> tell him its a symbol of your love
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
49:00 <Taco> you're welcome
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> Thanks for the hot tip
50:00 <screwss> but fuck that mouse, cuz im an albatrouse!
50:00 <lusus_naturae> what did the leper say to the prostitute?
50:00 <lusus_naturae> keep the tip!
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> *dances*
50:00 <lusus_naturae> hawr hawr hawr
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol!
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Haw de haw haw 
51:00 <lusus_naturae> what do you call a leper in the bath?
51:00 <lusus_naturae> SOUP!
52:00 <lusus_naturae> what do you call an epilleptic leper?
52:00 <lusus_naturae> self destructive!
52:00 <lusus_naturae> boom *tish*
53:00 <screwss> wats this a hoe down
54:00 <lusus_naturae> this albatraoz song is pretty much fucked in the head
55:00 <screwss> lori was a mouse who lived in a big brown house
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> Ooopz
56:00 <screwss> zloop doop
58:00 <lusus_naturae> I had to watch this to clean the mouse out:  http://www.israelvideonetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Picture-38.png
58:00 <lusus_naturae> not that
58:00 <lusus_naturae> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvMXVHVr72A
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DIE ANTWOORD - PITBULL TERRIER (May 20, 2014) 4:20 - Category: Music - 9,891,282 views - 69,874 likes (89.9%), 7,869 dislikes (10.1%)
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> I love them!
58:00 <screwss> lol
59:00 <screwss> how is this mouse song #2 atm
59:00 <screwss> aria charts
59:00 <lusus_naturae> that clip is the raddest
59:00 <screwss> happy christmas eve-eve everyone
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Because it's lame 
59:00 <screwss> happy midnight 22nd/23rd in other words
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> I fink you freaky or whatever it's called is awesome
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